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A couple of days.
A couple of days.
Hi Roger.
Hi Roger.
A.
A.
Ah.
Ah.
All of y'all are stupid.
All of y'all are stupid.
Alright.
Alright.
AM.
AM.
And that lesson is do not come near me or my family, or I will rip each one of you, a new Annis.
And that lesson is do not come near me or my family, or I will rip each one of you, a new Annis.
Arm Cleveland Remember Me from the Family Guy, remember that.
Arm Cleveland Remember Me from the Family Guy, remember that.
As hard as this is for me to say.
As hard as this is for me to say.
Bacon cheese eggs.
Bacon cheese eggs.
Bay.
Bay.
Because you're so full of crap.
Because you're so full of crap.
Bitch, what the hell?
Bitch, what the hell?
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bra
Bra
But naked next to your momma.
But naked next to your momma.
California.
California.
Calm down.
Calm down.
Can I have a beer please?
Can I have a beer please?
Can I stay at your house?
Can I stay at your house?
Can I talk to you for a moment?
Can I talk to you for a moment?
Cleveland Brown
Cleveland Brown
Cleveland Brown Sounds: The Cleveland Show - Season 1 Sound
Cleveland Brown Sounds: The Cleveland Show - Season 1 Sound
Cleveland Brown Sounds: The Cleveland Show - Season 1 Sound
Cleveland Brown Sounds: The Cleveland Show - Season 1 Sound
Cleveland junior
Cleveland junior
Cleveland motherfucking Brown mother fucker.
Cleveland motherfucking Brown mother fucker.
Cleveland.
Cleveland.
Cleveland.
Cleveland.
Come again.
Come again.
Could I stay on your gross couch?
Could I stay on your gross couch?
Damn right.
Damn right.
Damn.
Damn.
Day.
Day.
Do not come near me or my family, or I will rip each one of you a new Annis.
Do not come near me or my family, or I will rip each one of you a new Annis.
Do you still love me?
Do you still love me?
Dog gone it. That's it. No more. I'm tired of being kicked around by this world.
Dog gone it. That's it. No more. I'm tired of being kicked around by this world.
Don't worry, I won't try anything.
Don't worry, I won't try anything.
Don't.
Don't.
Donna.
Donna.
Elmwood.
Elmwood.
Excuse me
Excuse me
Excuse me, hello.
Excuse me, hello.
Follow on top. Big old bottom.
Follow on top. Big old bottom.
Friday
Friday
From 11:37 to 11:45 PM.
From 11:37 to 11:45 PM.
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
Fuck.
Fuck.
God damn mother fucking titty sucking piece of shit. Stupid ass dog Dick licking fucking Holiday Inn.
God damn mother fucking titty sucking piece of shit. Stupid ass dog Dick licking fucking Holiday Inn.
God damn mother fucking titty sucking piece of shit. Stupid ass dog Dick licking.
God damn mother fucking titty sucking piece of shit. Stupid ass dog Dick licking.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Good.
Good.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodnight, Madam.
Goodnight, Madam.
Grrrr.
Grrrr.
Grrrrr.
Grrrrr.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha, I'm just kidding.
Ha ha ha, I'm just kidding.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving
Heading out tomorrow.
Heading out tomorrow.
Hell no.
Hell no.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey Cleveland brown hair
Hey Cleveland brown hair
Hey, it's Cleveland brown.
Hey, it's Cleveland brown.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
Hi.
How are you?
How are you?
How did you know?
How did you know?
How do you find me?
How do you find me?
How much is this gonna cost anyway?
How much is this gonna cost anyway?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How was your day?
How was your day?
How you doing?
How you doing?
Hrrrrrrrrrrggghahahaha grrrrr.
Hrrrrrrrrrrggghahahaha grrrrr.
Hurray.
Hurray.
I am the leader of the crazy eights.
I am the leader of the crazy eights.
I don't know why I'm telling you this, but it's true.
I don't know why I'm telling you this, but it's true.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't love you anymore.
I don't love you anymore.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I feel terrible.
I feel terrible.
I got a proposition for you.
I got a proposition for you.
I got something I want you to have.
I got something I want you to have.
I guess I'll have to scare some sense into you.
I guess I'll have to scare some sense into you.
I just had a terrible day.
I just had a terrible day.
I knew I should've stayed at the God damn mother fucking titty sucking piece of shit. Stupid ass dog Dick licking fucking Holiday Inn.
I knew I should've stayed at the God damn mother fucking titty sucking piece of shit. Stupid ass dog Dick licking fucking Holiday Inn.
I know.
I know.
I love you.
I love you.
I need a drink.
I need a drink.
I shouldn't have resorted to violence.
I shouldn't have resorted to violence.
I still don't know if you're smart or stupid.
I still don't know if you're smart or stupid.
I think that's a great idea.
I think that's a great idea.
I understand.
I understand.
I want it because it feels good.
I want it because it feels good.
I would like roast beef for dinner.
I would like roast beef for dinner.
I'll be right there.
I'll be right there.
I'll find some money.
I'll find some money.
I'll meet you at the Empire State Building in one hour.
I'll meet you at the Empire State Building in one hour.
I'm a pimp.
I'm a pimp.
I'm all pray on this and I'm gonna call you back.
I'm all pray on this and I'm gonna call you back.
I'm Cleveland brown.
I'm Cleveland brown.
I'm going to call my lawyer.
I'm going to call my lawyer.
I'm just playing baby.
I'm just playing baby.
I'm just short of cash.
I'm just short of cash.
I'm looking for your marbles because apparently you've lost them.
I'm looking for your marbles because apparently you've lost them.
I'm so sick of this.
I'm so sick of this.
I'm someone who wants more than just a booty call.
I'm someone who wants more than just a booty call.
I'm someone who would treat this lady, right?
I'm someone who would treat this lady, right?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm walking out of Tiffany's. I just bought you a ring.
I'm walking out of Tiffany's. I just bought you a ring.
I'm your husband.
I'm your husband.
Is that something you can handle?
Is that something you can handle?
It's Cleveland.
It's Cleveland.
It's me, Cleveland.
It's me, Cleveland.
It's you.
It's you.
Just my type.
Just my type.
Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
Lesson we need to talk.
Lesson we need to talk.
Let me ask you something.
Let me ask you something.
Let's try some role playing.
Let's try some role playing.
Look, I'm serious.
Look, I'm serious.
Macaroni and cheese.
Macaroni and cheese.
Madasa
Madasa
Margaret Cho
Margaret Cho
May I please have my money back?
May I please have my money back?
Maybe it could toast the bread once in awhile.
Maybe it could toast the bread once in awhile.
Midnight.
Midnight.
Mississippi.
Mississippi.
Mr Joe Torry.
Mr Joe Torry.
Murray Christmas horror.
Murray Christmas horror.
My name is Cleveland.
My name is Cleveland.
No body.
No body.
No no.
No no.
No, I don't know.
No, I don't know.
Now wait just a cotton picking minute.
Now wait just a cotton picking minute.
Now, let's stop being polite and start getting real.
Now, let's stop being polite and start getting real.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Oh
Oh
Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.
Oh look who it is.
Oh look who it is.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, hello, Madam.
Oh, hello, Madam.
Oh, I can't hear what they're saying.
Oh, I can't hear what they're saying.
Oh, I love you too.
Oh, I love you too.
Oh, make it stop.
Oh, make it stop.
Oh, now that makes sense.
Oh, now that makes sense.
Oh, that's racist.
Oh, that's racist.
Oh, that's too bad.
Oh, that's too bad.
OK bye now.
OK bye now.
OK.
OK.
On our way to California.
On our way to California.
Opamp.
Opamp.
Out of pity, I accept your apology.
Out of pity, I accept your apology.
Ow ow ow ow.
Ow ow ow ow.
Owl
Owl
Philadelphia
Philadelphia
Play stop talking.
Play stop talking.
Please.
Please.
Pretty good I guess.
Pretty good I guess.
Prince Charming has arrived.
Prince Charming has arrived.
Rollo.
Rollo.
Shit and fuck.
Shit and fuck.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Single life makes me sick.
Single life makes me sick.
So we good.
So we good.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Stool band.
Stool band.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Sure.
Sure.
Telemarketing.
Telemarketing.
Terrible, terrible, terrible.
Terrible, terrible, terrible.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That is so great.
That is so great.
That's an outright lie.
That's an outright lie.
That's cold.
That's cold.
There's something I gotta tell you.
There's something I gotta tell you.
They're not for this bull crap.
They're not for this bull crap.
This has been going on too long.
This has been going on too long.
This is my step daughters college money you're talking about.
This is my step daughters college money you're talking about.
This is not a criticism.
This is not a criticism.
Thursday night
Thursday night
Tonight.
Tonight.
Try and stop me.
Try and stop me.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Violence is never the answer.
Violence is never the answer.
W.
W.
We'll pay you at the end of the month.
We'll pay you at the end of the month.
We're gonna stop off for a day or two in my old hometown.
We're gonna stop off for a day or two in my old hometown.
We're through.
We're through.
Well, I hope you kids learned your lesson.
Well, I hope you kids learned your lesson.
Well, I made a mistake.
Well, I made a mistake.
Well, I think we've all had about enough of this game.
Well, I think we've all had about enough of this game.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing, Sam?
What are you doing, Sam?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What time is it?
What time is it?
What?
What?
What's your name?
What's your name?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where's your favorite place for romance?
Where's your favorite place for romance?
Who am I?
Who am I?
Who is this woman?
Who is this woman?
Who the hell does he think he is anyway?
Who the hell does he think he is anyway?
Who wants a baskin-robbins ice cream cake?
Who wants a baskin-robbins ice cream cake?
Why don't we have a good old fashioned sleepover?
Why don't we have a good old fashioned sleepover?
Why is there something wrong?
Why is there something wrong?
Why?
Why?
Will you help me?
Will you help me?
Will you please leave us alone?
Will you please leave us alone?
Wow, great, what else bad could happen?
Wow, great, what else bad could happen?
Wow, listen to you.
Wow, listen to you.
Y'all probably good at math, but stupid in other areas.
Y'all probably good at math, but stupid in other areas.
Yeah dad's a bum.
Yeah dad's a bum.
Yes I am.
Yes I am.
Yes, Sir.
Yes, Sir.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You
You
You are gonna respect me.
You are gonna respect me.
You can't do this.
You can't do this.
You got that.
You got that.
You guys are pathetic.
You guys are pathetic.
You guys don't even work here.
You guys don't even work here.
You hear me.
You hear me.
You know what?
You know what?
You listen to me and you listen good.
You listen to me and you listen good.
You're a woman.
You're a woman.
You're getting laid. I'm getting paid and we're doing it drunk.
You're getting laid. I'm getting paid and we're doing it drunk.
You're really cruising for some discipline.
You're really cruising for some discipline.
You're stupid.
You're stupid.
Your dad has nothing but a no good deadbeat loser who freelances at a carwash.
Your dad has nothing but a no good deadbeat loser who freelances at a carwash.
2.
2.
7.
7.
14
14
15 bucks.
15 bucks.
62
62
959
959
1001
1001
1004
1004
1415 bucks.
1415 bucks.
1962
1962
$435.
$435.
$500.
$500.
$562,500.
$562,500.
$700.00
$700.00
How do you know my name?
How do you know my name?