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Robert Lee Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and podcaster. He co-hosts the podcast TigerBelly with his ex-partner, Khalyla Kuhn. Lee has appeared in the films Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle and Pineapple Express.
See also: Bobby Lee (disambiguation), Bobby Lee Cook, Bobby Lee Rodgers, Bobby Bonds, Bobby Rush, and Bobby Lee Hurt.

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And have people go. What the fuck happened?
And he's gay. So I was like, I can't suck his Dick. But my point And he's also marrying kids. And I'm also, I'm not gay. I don't know why I just said that.
And yellow.
Any North Korean version you would not have to cast a bunch of kids, just have Annie running for her life.
Are you an American citizen?
Babyl。
Bobby Lee Scientist
Can I ask you something?
Do you have to Make Love?
Do you make them come or do you go, hey?
Find my leg right in Albuquerque.
I feel like the moment when I'm being chopped up will be horrifying.
I want them to find everybody part around the world.
I wanted them to find my ass part.
I'm gonna say it again, and if you smile, I'm gonna leave.
If you didn't name a sandwich, what would be in it?
Insane, right?
It could have been a Midget.
Jamie Lee Curtis.
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Or I want them to find me in like maybe in a cow.
Right. So no one can solve it.
So I want to disappear and then one day in New York they find my arm wrapped up.
So it's like, you know, I wanted to do like a little like Annie, but North Korean version.
So my we have something in common.
So when I was nine years old. Every day for a summer.
There's so many orphans on the street and they get haunted for their meat.
They fucked me.
Tomato, tomato.
When I was nine years old. Every day for a summer, I was brutally molested by a guy with Down syndrome.
When I was nine, I got molested by a guy with Down syndrome.
Why this fantasy I want? I want my death to be a mystery.
Why'd you laugh?
Yeah
You have to be like water, like I'm like you have to be like sand.

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