Meet the Robinsons (2010) Edit

A board of directors for a very large invention company,

A deal's a deal.

A dream of winning a Little League championship,

A dream that was ruined in the last inning.

A hat without a head couldn't really pass off an invention

A mini Doris!

A North Montana man doesn't care about hat hair.

A slave to humankind,

After that, it's all a little fuzzy.

Afterwards, Coach took me aside and told me to let it go.

Ah, that's good joe.

Ain't it crazy?

Alive as can be

All he wants to do is go back in time to meet the mother he never knew,

All it takes is some imagination and a little science,

All of my regret

All of the people in the outfield are all looking around and...

All our hopes and dreams dashed,

All right, all right, all right, all right.

All right, Einstein, you owe Michael big time.

All right, everyone, hold your horses.

All right, everyone, quiet down. Quiet down.

All right, first, you turn this knob twice,

All right, I'm coming.

All right, Lewis, I trust you. Knock 'em dead.

All right, look, old man, I need to get back to the garage.

All right, under one condition.

All right, you bozos.

All right!

All thanks to that pointy haired little kid who forgot to lock the garage door.

All that really matters is, hey, don't forget to invent me.

All you have to do is put Humpty Dumpty back together again,

Allow me to shed some light on the subject.

Allow me to show you how it works.

Alone, rusting in a corner.

And "butterfingers" and "booger breath."

And aligned the ejection mechanism and...

And an army searching

And by "HQ," I mean "headquarters."

And Dad's on a business trip until tomorrow morning.

And don't just say, "Keep moving forward."

And get some quiet time.

And he smells like he hasn't showered in 30 years!

And here it is, right in front of me!

And hide under the covers for a couple years.

And how do you suppose that's gonna...

And I am.

And I built a machine that can retrieve them.

And I can tell you this. It will not be done with mercy.

And I don't know who they're related to.

And I don't mind

And I have little arms.

And I may be always frowning

And I really think you guys should adopt him.

And I wasn't supposed to leave, and these monsters...

And I'll have your dry cleaning delivered directly to your suite.

And I've built this machine to achieve it.

And if one were presenting the invention to, say,

And if she wanted me then, she'll want me now.

And leave the "perp" to me.

And life's rearranging

And lookie there!

And no matter how hard you tried, you couldn't remember it?

And nobody realised you were from the past?

And now all that's left is to return to Inventco,

And now the entire time stream could be altered!

And ruined your project.

And so smartly dressed! Perfect!

And stole the time machine,

And that's it. It's pretty easy.

And the best part is, it's got really comfy headphones.

And the Bowler Hat Guy has the other one!

And the other one was stolen by a guy with a bowler hat,

And there really is this Bowler Hat Guy.

And they all end the same way.

And we can make the world a better place.

And we would have won!

And we would never do anything to hurt you,

And we'll be a family again!

And we'll take you back to find your mommy.

And we're just so excited to have you as a judge.

And what goes better with meatballs than P.B. and J?

And what if I can't fix this? What are we gonna do?

And what makes you qualified to judge a science fair?

And when she gets what she wants, she'll get rid of you.

And where does that leave me?

And while my plan for revenge was brilliant, Doris' was...

And you know how hard it is for a teenager to get adopted.

And you managed to bust this one as well.

And you see me leaving Dressed up as a magician

And you will be back here clean, happy and on time.

And you will be capable of wonderfully horrid things.

And you're not from the future!

Annoying little girl, I don't have time for this.

Another believer

Another excellent question.

Anywho, what's your name, fruit head?

Apparently, you invented her to be a Helping Hat,

Are you crazy? I can't fix this thing.

Are you hurt? Any broken bones?

Are you saying

As its own.

As was that.

As you can see, toasting is an option.

At Inventco Labs,

Bake them cookies, Lucille!

Barium, cobalt, Einstein, Kool Aid!

Because I already have a family.

Because we don't.

Because your future is about to change.

Because, for all those years that I went for Halloween,

Because, unfortunately, time machine number two

Been digging holes all day. Can't find them anywhere.

Behold the awesome power of Mount Vesuvius!

Big hand is on the... Oh, 2:00!

Blowing a horn so you can hear

Bowler Hat Guy!

Bowler Hat Guy!

Bowler Hat Guy?

Boys! Dinner time!

Bring him to me.

Bud?

But don't blame me. You messed it up yourself.

But he doesn't give up.

But I cannot forget

But I don't just want to sit here.

But I made a very, very important contribution.

But I really am from the future,

But I want to look, too.

But I'm sorry. You have to go back to your own time.

But I've scheduled an interview for you this afternoon.

But it's crazy

But it's finished, Mildred. I recalibrated the headset.

But nobody believes me.

But now it's up to you.

But on the slight chance that I do...

But one day you will see Under the sun and the stars

But that's what happens

But these small hours

But they won't let him. We'd let him, though.

But today, everyone that beat me up called me "puke face"

But what does that have to do with you?

But you don't know what I've lived through.

But you don't look like a Lewis. You look more like a...

But you have no idea what that could do to this future!

But, wow, look at the time.

But...

But...

By leaving the garage door unlocked, you let the time machine get stolen,

Bye bye, now.

Can I at least go back and find my mom?

Can I have one more chance? Please!

Carl, it's me. Let me in.

Carl, the time machine, the travel tubes.

Carl, what are you talking about? We don't have a password.

Carl?

Children, please! Your mother is trying to take a nap.

Choo chew on this!

Coach, nice to see you, sort of. What are you doing here?

Coach, suck it up, okay?

Coach...

Come on, Goob. I've got to show you something.

Come on, Pukowski! Feel the pain! Love the pain!

Come on! Let's play some baseball, okay?

Come on. Give it a try.

Come, my dear. Our future awaits.

Coming to you, big girl.

Commotion

Cornelius Robinson rebuilds Inventco.

Cornelius. I get that a lot.

Cranky? Yes.

Crossies! Doesn't count.

Dad wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat.

Dear, Louis Armstrong was a singer.

Did you ever think of that?

Did you find it? Apparently not,

Did you just say, "Excellent," because I said, "Excellent"?

Did you not hear what I said, you idiot? Grab the boy and bring him!

Didn't want to pull rank on you, but you forced my hand.

Ding dong! Pizza's here!

Dinner is served.

Dinner is served.

Do we ever meet her?

Do you have to go now? I mean, you know, it's getting late.

Do you know Sam Gundersen?

Do you understand?

Do you want to be a Robinson?

Don't forget it.

Don't it make you feel alive?

Don't it make you feel alive?

Don't sass me, boy. I know karate.

Don't say it!

Don't tell me. Let me guess.

Don't you know

Doris, get it off! Get it off!

Doris, it's all over.

Doris, what's happening? I don't understand.

Doris, would you be a dear and open the hatch for me, please?

Doris?

Doris?

Dr Krunklehorn, I know you're very busy there

Dr Krunklehorn?

Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat.

Dude, you almost busted my solar system!

Each patch is the equivalent of 12 cups of coffee.

Egads! A very grave matter, indeed.

Emotional commotion

Emotional commotion

Emotional commotion

Emotional commotion

Emotional commotion

Emotional commotion

Emotional commotion

Emotional commotion

Emotional commotion

Emotional motion

Even though you've him, her, me

Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.

Eventually, they closed down the orphanage and everyone left,

Evergreen.

Everybody ready?

Everyone will tell you to let it go and move on, but don't.

Except me.

Excuse me. Time travel now, questions later.

Fair enough. Play ball.

Fantastic! Great idea! I'm so glad I have you!

Father of the Future, inventor extraordinaire,

Feel the pain! Love the...

Figured out what?

Filled with emotional turmoil and dinosaur fights,

First, we keep Lewis in the garage, away from everybody.

First, we turn it on.

First, you input the desired period of time on this keypad.

Flying cars? Yeah, that's a good one.

For some reason, no one wanted to adopt me.

For this demonstration, I'll use regular bread.

Forgetting? Oh, right.

Frankie, what have I told you about running away?

Franny, they're gone. Oh, this is terrible!

Franny, where are you? The time machines are gone!

Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...

Frogs?

From failing, you learn. From success, not so much.

From that wonderful invention of yours.

Game didn't go so well, huh?

Get him!

Get up, you pansy!

Give me the simple life

Give the boy a prize.

Go back in time and steal a dinosaur. Oh, Doris will be so proud of me.

Go show them how special you are.

Goob, I had no idea.

Goob, stop!

Goob!

Goob! Goob, wake up!

Goob! Hey, I did it, Goob! I finished it!

Goob.

Good day, madam.

Good idea! Separate and look for clues.

Good idea. You're smart. You fix it.

Good point.

Good. You're a smart kid.

Gosh, you're all so nice.

Got you!

Got you! That's the last of them.

Grandpa, I think I found your teeth.

Guess I was cut out To step out and strut out

Guess we made a pretty good team, huh?

Guess what? You got more than you bargained

Harsh.

Have to get that boy out of the house.

Have you been approached by a tall man in a bowler hat?

Have you ever forgotten something,

Have you seen My peacock feathered hat?

He can't, because he's got bad hat hair.

He goes back to the science fair, fixes his Memory Scanner,

He keeps working and working until finally he gets it,

He stole a time machine, came to the science fair

He stole our time machine, tried to ruin your future,

He wants to build a time machine, so he starts working.

He was just being a good friend.

He was up all night working on his stupid project,

He's a suspect in a robbery.

He's just having a little confidence issue.

Heed my words, Goob. Don't let it go.

Hello

Here let me help you get that off!

Here we go again.

Hey, Aunt Billie.

Hey, Goob, wanna come over to my house today?

Hey, Goob, what's up? Cool binder.

Hey, guys!

Hey, hey, Frankie, baby, you gotta tell us one of your jokes.

Hey, I'm not gonna fix that stupid Memory Scanner.

Hey, Lefty, any idea how to get to the garage?

Hey, let go of me!

Hey, ring my doorbell.

Hey, ring my doorbell.

Hey, that's just like...

Hey, what are you doing up here?

Hey, what are you doing? Get your lousy mitts off of me!

Hey, while I got you here,

Hey! Want to see the one I'm most proud of?

Hi, folks. Everything all...

Hi, I'm Lewis.

Him you can eat.

His confidence in inventing is restored.

His motto, "Keep moving forward." It's what he does.

Hiya, Grandpa.

Hold your applause. Thank you very much.

Honey, it's okay.

Honey! Honey, you're just in time.

Hooray! Italian food.

Hope he ain't got rabies.

How can I trust you?

How can I trust you?

How can we not go to the family in this time of family crisis?

How did you end up like this?

How many evil villains do you know who can pull off a name like Goob?

However, you didn't see her true potential.

Hurts so much! Make it stop!

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

I almost forgot what I came up here for.

I am never going to invent you.

I am not crazy.

I am now under your control.

I am so dead.

I am sure that she was only thinking about what was best for you.

I am your friend!

I am, and this is it.

I bet you're glad to see me.

I call it the Memory Scanner.

I call it the Memory Scanner.

I called. He's perfectly fine.

I can't believe I was dumb enough to actually believe you were my friend!

I can't imagine why you're so interested in this piece of junk.

I could actually go back to that night and stop her from giving me up.

I could lose my badge for this.

I did, but I went up the tube, and I ran into your family, and I...

I didn't even know you could do that. It's so cute.

I didn't have time to sculpt everything.

I didn't know. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I don't believe in fretting or grieving

I don't care. I just want to ruin your life.

I don't even know what I'm doing.

I don't get it. Why'd you just let her go?

I don't know how to do that.

I don't know what she just said, but this project is unacceptable!

I don't know.

I don't know. He's probably right.

I don't really care about winning.

I don't really need a duck.

I don't think that's possible.

I don't think the garage is in here, either.

I don't want to hear any more!

I fix it, you take me back to see my mom.

I got something to show you

I got something to tell you

I had a feeling you were gonna say that.

I have a big head...

I have no future. No one wants me.

I have to find her, Mildred, and when I do, she'll take me back,

I haven't slept in eight days!

I hope he gets adopted.

I just hope I can stay awake.

I just told him that to buy some time.

I just want to bite his chubby little cheeks!

I just wanted to ruin his future, not this.

I knew you could.

I know everything.

I know what HQ means.

I know what I said.

I know you have a lot on your plate today,

I know you're around here somewhere.

I know! I'll blow it up! Yes! Yes, and... No.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. I'm disgusting, but one learns to love it.

I left the garage unlocked, and I've tried like crazy to fix things,

I love baseball. It's my destiny to play that game.

I mean, there's so many things in the world that can be improved.

I mean, this stuff is way too advanced for me.

I mean, who would be a better family for you than us?

I met her.

I must speak with the man in charge immediately.

I need a volunteer.

I need him alive.

I never get around Under the sun and the stars

I never thought my dad would be my best friend.

I never thought of it that way.

I never thought that time travel could be possible in my lifetime,

I never would have made my fireproof pants.

I never would have made the meatball cannon.

I propose a toast to Lewis and his brilliant failure.

I propose they're stored somewhere in your brain,

I says, "Hey, not with my umbrella, you don't."

I show up and give him the pep talk of the century.

I simply wish to crush the dreams of a poor little orphan boy!

I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies.

I think that's it. I did it!

I think you mean North Montana. Hasn't been called Canada in years.

I think you mean our old room.

I think you'll like her.

I think you're just gonna have to get back

I thought she was my friend.

I want a sloppy joe!

I was just gonna say that it's...

I was never gonna do it. I swear!

I wasn't scary at all.

I went to your house, snuck in the garage

I won't exist?

I won't.

I wonder if I should tell Doris.

I wonder, could you lean forward just a little bit, please?

I'd take you back to see your mom.

I'd want them to be just like you.

I'll be there in 30 minutes, or it's free.

I'll give you three good reasons.

I'll hold him while you run for help.

I'll turn him into a duck! Yes! Yes, it's so evil!

I'm a time cop from the future, should be taken very seriously.

I'm afraid this isn't gonna stop otherwise.

I'm assuming that's a joke. I'm ignoring you for time reasons.

I'm calling your father.

I'm done with interviews, Mildred. I'm not gonna be rejected anymore.

I'm from the past. So what?

I'm going for a drive!

I'm just gonna go lock myself in my room

I'm just not so sure how well this plan was thought through.

I'm just not sure...

I'm never gonna remember that.

I'm not allowed to look at this thing, let alone drive it!

I'm not exaggerating. Well, yes, I am, but not the point.

I'm on a very important...

I'm really happy you're safe.

I'm so sorry about this. If you would just...

I'm sorry, Wilbur,

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm trying to catch, like, every one.

I'm working, like, so hard. All the balls are getting thrown to me.

I've cracked the hippocampus!

I've got a feeling You will be reeling

I've got it under control.

I've got you now.

I've gotten tired of it.

I've recalibrated the dispensing conduits

I've seen better.

I've tracked him to this time, and my informants say he's after you.

If he doesn't get P.B. and J...

If I gave up every time I failed,

If I had a family, I...

If I hadn't fallen asleep, I would have caught the ball!

If I prove to you I'm from the future, will you go back to the science fair?

If I'm Wilbur's dad...

If it was only my love and devotion

If it's me you need to turn to

If my family finds out I brought you from the past,

If they don't do it on purpose, it doesn't count.

If this thing ever blows over, I really gotta get away from you

If you aren't up here in five minutes, I'm gonna come down and get you!

If you feel right

If you feel right

If you hadn't kept me up all night working on your stupid project,

If you mess up again, I'll just keep coming back

Impressive, little sister.

In fact, better than I've felt in a long time.

In motion

In the end

In these small hours

Incoming!

Instead, let it fester and boil inside of you.

Is dinner like this every night?

Is everything all right?

Is in the hands of the Bowler Hat Guy.

Is it ever!

Is it gonna work?

Is that a bow tie? I like bow ties.

Is this proof enough for you?

Is within mankind's grasp,

Isn't there like a time machine repair shop

It doesn't pertain to anything in... You know, there's not necessarily...

It doesn't work. Never did.

It was our first real invention.

It was really nice to meet you.

It was then that I realised it wasn't my fault.

It was yours.

It'll be fixed before Dad gets home.

It'll just take a second to get the turbines going.

It's actually a toga, sir.

It's better for you And it's better for me

It's better for you It's better for me

It's better than what everybody Thought it would be

It's better than what everybody Thought it would be

It's in the rule book. Look it up.

It's jammed!

It's just a bruise, Lewis.

It's Ms.

It's my dad's motto.

It's my gym.

It's my pleasure, Mr Willerstein. Hey, you never know.

It's okay. It's gonna work this time. I won't let you down, I promise.

It's plain to see

It's shiny!

It's so exciting. Let her rip, Lewis!

It's the heart that really matters In the end

It's the one that started it all.

It's time to create

It's time to create

It's too bad he didn't get to try a sandwich

It's what he does.

Joe is married to Billie. Lefty is the butler.

Judging a science fair. What's it look like I'm doing?

Just a couple of little suggestions regarding my design.

Just a little tip for the future. I am always right.

Just don't be afraid

Just get back to that science fair, and we'll see you real soon.

Just keep going on

Just keep moving, shall we? Top notch, Lizzy!

Just open your eyes

Just think of it. Moving sidewalks, flying cars.

Just what the doctor ordered.

Just worry about your little science gizmo

Keep going.

Keep moving forward.

Keep moving forward.

Keep moving forward.

Keep moving Keep moving

Keep those tummies tucked.

Kid with science project.

Kid, we'd like to get a story on you for the local paper.

Kid, you're this fair's MVP!

Kind of small.

Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is served.

Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma!

Let go of the past and keep moving forward.

Let hate be your ally,

Let him go.

Let it go

Let it in

Let it roll right off your shoulder

Let it shine

Let it slide

Let them fuel your actions.

Let us conduct ourselves in a way that we'll all be proud of tomorrow.

Let your clarity define you

Let your troubles fall behind you

Let's face it, these skinny limbs don't exactly make the teapot whistle.

Let's get that boy!

Let's just say, that was a very important day in my life.

Let's just talk about this, Lewis. Come on!

Let's not anger her or make her jumpy in any way.

Let's see the cowlick!

Let's see.

Let's take her out for a spin.

Lewis and me are looking for the garage.

Lewis is a new transfer student.

Lewis, do you mind?

Lewis, I am so sorry, but you have to go.

Lewis, I told you to stay in the garage!

Lewis, please, don't!

Lewis, tell me this thing is not gonna...

Lewis, this is really not necessary.

Lewis, wait!

Lewis, will you give me a hand and time my race?

Lewis, you have to fix the time machine.

Lewis!

Lewis!

Lewis!

Lewis!

Lewis!

Lewis!

Lewis! Lewis, wait!

Lewis?

Lewis?

Lewis?

Lewis?

Lewis? Honey?

Lewis. Lewis, look at me. You're...

Like my husband always says...

Like so many pieces of a broken machiney thing.

Listen, I know where your head is, but I'm telling you,

Little Doris now sleeps with the fishes.

Lizzy, we talked about the fire ants.

Look at that, boys. We're almost home free.

Look, I messed up.

Look, I told you. It's gonna all work out.

Look, I'm sorry your life turned out so bad,

Look, my dear! Look what I found! It's a stick.

Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son.

Make it stop!

Make sure you shut that door tight, or else the alarm won't engage.

Marian?

Mary is short for...

Master?

Master?

Master?

May I remind you, I'm your father, and you have to do what I say.

May it lead to success in the future.

Maybe Lewis could spend the night.

Maybe she wanted to keep you, but she had no choice.

Maybe you've forgotten.

Me? Why me?

Mike Yagoobian!

Mildred.

Miss Duffy, that boy is definitely not right for us.

Miss Johnson?

Mister, you're grounded till you die.

Mom and Dad are gonna kill me,

Mom never goes in there,

Mom, maybe some other time, okay?

Move it! Move it! Move it! Go! Go! Go!

Mr Harrington has a peanut allergy!

Mr Steak, you're my only friend.

Mr Willerstein, I know what went wrong.

Mrs Robinson? Uncle Art? Lefty?

My dad runs the company. They mass produce his inventions.

My friend Lewis is an inventor. He can fix it.

My frogs!

My frogs! They're getting away!

My head is!

My name's Franny, and I teach frogs music.

My name's Mike Yagoobian. People call me Goob,

My old room!

My own mother didn't even want me.

My project didn't work because I'm no good.

My real mom is the only person who's ever wanted me.

My ride isn't here yet, so fire it up.

Need another henchman, something large, not too bright.

Needing a plan to keep you near

Needs a large cheese and sausage thin crust?

Neither do we. Go on.

Next stop, science fair, to fix your Memory Scanner.

Next up is Lewis.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to see that they're branching out.

Nice work, my friend.

No harm done.

No one knows anything about her. No one even saw her.

No worries. I got someone who could help us with that.

No, he's not. He's my roommate.

No, I fell asleep in the ninth inning, and I missed the winning catch.

No, I'll make it a surprise.

No, Lewis is my stupid roommate.

No, no, no, no, ring my doorbell.

No, no, no, no, ring this doorbell.

No, that won't work. Then he'll be dead.

No, why?

No, yesterday, we had meatloaf.

No, you don't. You have to stay.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No.

No. No, I can't.

No. No, I think you're right.

No. No, no, I'm fine. I feel fine.

No. No, this can't be happening! No!

Nobody can doubt

Nobody can doubt

None may enter unless they speak the royal password.

Nope, I've got the caffeine patch. It's my invention.

Nope.

Not now.

Not the lazy game.

Nothing is set in stone.

Nothing says "adopt me" like a weird invention.

Now the neural circuits will connect.

Now to test it out.

Now you know the big secret.

Now, are you ready to start working?

Now, don't be shy.

Now, enough moping.

Now, give me 20 laps around the gym!

Now, go get that boy!

Now, I know what you're thinking, and my clothes are not on backwards.

Now, I'm going back 12 years, three months and 11 days.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Now, just give me a date to input.

Now, my slave, seize the boy.

Now, now, don't make me come and bail you out again.

Now, show me how to work this thing.

Now, stop it. You do not know that.

Now, tall man, bowler hat, approached you?

Now, the name?

Now, to lure him out of the house.

Now, what did you find?

Number six, 58,

Of course. Why didn't I think of that?

Oh, 'cause his insurance won't pay for contacts.

Oh, Billie, could you please pass the gravy?

Oh, don't forget the mashed potatoes!

Oh, good idea.

Oh, goody!

Oh, I hope this is it.

Oh, I mean, I'm sorry. I didn't...

Oh, I used to tell that one to my science students.

Oh, Lewis is an orphan.

Oh, Lewis, come on, now.

Oh, Lewis, it's already happened.

Oh, Lewis, it's okay.

Oh, man! It was so cool, Mom!

Oh, my noggin.

Oh, no, Lewis, that's our butler, Lefty.

Oh, no, no, no. That one.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! I'm late! I gotta go!

Oh, no! No, you can't eat him!

Oh, no! Sorry, mister.

Oh, no.

Oh, nonsense.

Oh, nothing of consequence.

Oh, right. Right, okay, I will. Bye.

Oh, so cute!

Oh, wait! I said that already.

Oh, wait. We do.

Oh, well, then, to Lewis!

Oh, yeah, can't see that one blowing up in your face.

Oh, yeah, Captain Time Travel? Prove it.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes, Doris, it is a shame.

Oh! He ate Carl!

Oh! I know!

Oh! It works.

Okay, and we are walking in a calm, orderly fashion

Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art.

Okay, everybody, it's been a long, hard day

Okay, everybody, this dino's deep dished.

Okay, gang, time for the second course.

Okay, Gaston, my toy train's ready for you.

Okay, it's true. I'm from the past.

Okay, Lewis, I got the blueprints.

Okay, Mr Smarty pants.

Okay, Mr Yagoobian, do you want to be a...

Okay, next up is Lizzy and her fire ant farm.

Okay, now, the time machine is fixed.

Okay, stand back, everybody.

Okay, take me to see my mom now.

Okay, talking frog, not a good minion.

Okay, that should do it.

Okay, you got me. I'm not a cop,

Okay, you should get him out of here before something really bad happens.

Okay.

Okay. Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers.

Old man, I need to get to the garage!

On the black moon of Keward.

On your mark, get set, go?

Once.

One dragonfly on the rocks, please, Mr Barkeep.

One hundred twenty four.

One more chance

One more chance

One more glance

One more glance And I will make of you

One more hand to hold

One of a kind.

One of your students may invent the next integrated circuit

One step at a time And you can't go wrong

Only my enemies.

Or microprocessor or integrated circuit.

Or so you thought.

Or something like that

Orphan?

Our lives are made

Over here? There he is.

Perfect timing. We need someone on maracas.

Perfect!

Please, don't get mad at Wilbur.

Please.

Plus, I'm gonna be 13 next year,

Point.

Poor Mr Harrington.

Pop quiz.

Prepare to be amazed!

Prepare to be amazed.

Prototypes two and three, not much better.

Quad Four, Alpha Omega Galaxy,

Quickly. Uncle Joe can't hold on much longer.

Ratted out by the old lady.

Ready, aim, fire!

Really?

Really? Okay. What?

Remember, I've got a time machine.

Remember, sit up straight. Look them in the eye.

Reminds me of the time my meatball pizza staved off civil war

Right. Well, glad I could help with the teeth,

Ring a ding ding.

Ring it. Ring it. Ring it. Look at this door bell. Ring it.

Robinson Industries,

Robinson, you stink!

Run!

Run!

Sarsaparilla! My teeth are back!

Science fair, Memory Scanner, a time stream that needs fixing?

See you later, Wilbur.

Seriously, you might wanna stand back a little.

She may not have been able to take care of you.

She's gonna blow!

She's in here. I just have to remember.

She's right. I'd just go with it if I were you.

She's using you, Goob,

Shut up! And don't call me Goob!

Silly, silly robot. I've got it all under control.

Since it's gonna work this time, that means I...

Sit here?

Smile. Let's fix your...

So do we have a deal?

So give me just one more chance

So give me just one more chance

So I choosed another scary one

So I devised a brilliant plan to get my revenge.

So I plan to destroy your destiny.

So I turn to the bullfrog, and you know what I says?

So if I go back now, then this will be my future.

So if I'm Wilbur's dad...

So tired.

So what's up with the stolen time machine?

So where do I sign?

So why don't you all hit the hay, and Lewis and me will get going?

So, Lewis, are you in Wilbur's class?

So, Lewis, how does the Memory Scanner work?

So, what's your favourite sport?

So, Yagoobian, any other ideas you'd like to share with us?

Something that won't talk back.

Sorry!

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. Wait!

Sorry. Who's this?

Special Agent Wilbur Robinson of the T.C.T.F.

Spike and Dimitri are twins,

Stand back!

Stanley. Volcano.

Stay.

Still working out the kinks.

Stop

Stop! Stop! Get away from me!

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Stupid...

Success is still ours for the taking.

Surely, that is not the best you can do.

Sweetheart, this is about being adopted,

Take a good look around, boys,

Take a good look around, Doris, 'cause your future's about to change.

Take responsibility for my own life or blame you.

Take these feelings and lock them away.

Take this back to the science fair and fix that Memory Scanner.

Takes forever to chew.

Talking frogs with their own little outdoor bar,

Tallulah and Laszlo are their children.

Taught them everything they know.

Teamwork.

Temporary setback.

Ten seconds.

Thank you for the gravy, Aunt Billie.

Thank you. Thank you.

That and someone took my bike.

That doorbell will give you a rash.

That I'm Wilbur's dad?

That is an excellent question.

That is an excellent question.

That is an excellent question.

That makes me older.

That might keep you alive, for now.

That plus my stick must mean...

That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone.

That was some show you put on.

That's a good buzz. What the...

That's a prototype?

That's a toy train?

That's an accidental ring. It doesn't count.

That's because we are one smart kid.

That's for me to know and you to find out.

That's for not locking the garage door.

That's how many adoption interviews I've had, 124.

That's it!

That's it!

That's just what they want you to think.

That's no badge.

That's not it.

That's not me. That's Wilbur's dad.

That's not true, Lewis!

That's right.

That's right. I did it.

That's right. You can.

That's strange. She usually takes the Harley.

That's true.

That's Uncle Spike, and there's Uncle Dimitri.

The answer is not a time machine. It's this.

The board is ready to see you now.

The boys back at HQ haven't figured out a motive yet.

The first working time machine.

The future has arrived

The future has arrived

The future has arrived

The future has arrived

The future has arrived

The future has arrived

The future has arrived

The future has arrived

The future has arrived

The future has arrived

The future has arrived

The future has arrived

The future has arrived today

The future has arrived today

The future has arrived today

The future has arrived today

The future has arrived today

The future has arrived today

The future has arrived today

The future has arrived today

The future has arrived today

The future has arrived today

The future has arrived today

The future is alive today

The future is alive today

The future is alive today

The future is alive today

The future is what everything's about

The future is what everything's about

The future's alive

The future's alive

The future's alive

The future's alive

The future's alive

The future's arrived

The future's arrived

The hardest part is over

The point is, what I have here is special, unique.

The point is, your hair's a dead giveaway.

The possibilities are endless.

The retrieved memory is then displayed on this monitor.

The second working time machine.

The time I swam the English Channel, my first gold medal for the luge.

The toggle switch isn't toggling.

The truth will set you free, brother.

The way I feel right now

The world, yeah She's changing

The world, yeah She's changing

The world's leading scientific research and design factory.

Then a laser scans the cerebral cortex, where memories are stored.

Then enough words. Now the real battle begins.

Then he fixes the time machine.

Then he keeps working and working until finally he gets it again,

Then I didn't choose that one because it was gonna give me pimples,

Then I got beat up.

Then I wouldn't have missed the catch,

Then perhaps it's time for spicy Italian sausage!

Then push this red button,

Then we can see if he has the family cowlick.

Then why'd she give me up?

Then you're absolutely right.

Then, just as I was on the brink of destroying Robinson Industries,

There he is, that repulsive, half witted fool!

There is no Bowler Hat Guy, there is no time machine,

There was a woodchuck living on my arm,

There won't be a future unless you fix the time machine.

There you are.

There's a 99.999999% chance that you won't exist.

There's my first science fair, the day I got my first microscope,

There's no monsters on the porch, you ninny.

There's only two time machines in existence,

There's so many things I wish I could ask you.

These little wonders

These small hours still remain

These twists and turns of fate

They all hated me.

They all think I'm crazy.

They are gonna love this!

They are your family, after all.

They didn't laugh, either.

They'll bury me alive and dance on my grave.

They're everywhere!

They're here.

Thirty seconds.

This area's not secure. Get in.

This invention is brilliant!

This is a coupon for a tanning salon! You're a fake.

This is beyond anything I could've imagined.

This is gonna be the best day of my life!

This is my future.

This is one of our students, Stanley Pukowski.

This isn't the garage.

This may be harder than I thought.

This means I could really change my life.

This next project will knock your socks off.

This will be a great story to tell me someday.

This world would suddenly be In a state of

This year's Nobel Prize goes to a young Cornelius Robinson.

This, my friend, is merely a model

This? You want to know what I think about this?

Those guys are a bunch of bums.

Though it may seem I'm fooling

Though it may seem I'm fooling

Thus restoring the space time continuum.

Till you get it right.

Time falls away

Time to grow

Time to grow

Time travel residue next to DNA from Wilbur Robinson.

To call it my...

To Lewis!

To Lewis!

To make your dream come true.

To that science fair and find out for yourself.

To the future!

To the future! Shotgun!

Together we made the perfect team.

Tom Selleck.

Too bad we don't have a time machine.

Too much jelly squishes out the sides and makes your hands all sticky.

Too much peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth,

Toward the exits.

Trust me. I got it under control.

Try the roof. He's always up there being dumb.

Uncle Joe's seen the toast!

Until you feel it all around you

Very good, sir. I'll let Smith know,

Very well,

Wait a minute, Lewis. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute.

Wait, Lewis!

Wait! Wait! Don't move. That's it!

Wait! Wait! Wait, wait, wait.

Wait! Where are you going?

Wait. I said "maybe."

Wait. If I have to leave,

Wait. What am I going to say?

Waiting to cross the Rubicon

Wasted so much time

Wasted so much time

Watch out!

We agreed that, if you fixed the time machine,

We all pay!

We both had a score to settle with you,

We can quibble about names at a later date.

We don't usually eat peanut butter.

We had a deal!

We just haven't found the right couple yet.

We lost by one run because of me.

We must find that boy.

We retreated to our villainous lair,

We will only just remember How it feels

We won't finally get to see what Mom looks like?

We'd better get up there.

We'll get by

We'll see you at 2:00 this afternoon. He'll be so excited you're coming.

We'll sneak this thing into the garage. You'll have all the tools you need.

We're gonna need some time to think about it.

We're just experiencing bugs.

We're past the point of no return!

We're talking plans. We're talking scale models.

We're talking prototypes.

We're the only ones up here.

Welcome back, little buddy.

Welcome to the garage.

Well, any time you want to come over, you just come over.

Well, fine, but I'm gonna need some blueprints or something for this.

Well, hey, there, little fella!

Well, I hate to foil your evil plan and run, but ta ta!

Well, I just don't get out of that lab very much.

Well, I like to call it my...

Well, I propose that the perfect P.B. and J.

Well, I think you punched in the wrong numbers.

Well, I was born in the past,

Well, I was just looking for Lewis.

Well, I'm completely lost.

Well, it's a long and pitiful story about a young boy with a dream,

Well, it's just that there's a million people over there,

Well, it's not like you're never gonna see them again.

Well, it's not...

Well, let's see if this rings a bell.

Well, like, now I do 'cause, like, we've lost every game.

Well, now, let's see.

Well, say, Lewis, you haven't seen any teeth around here, have you?

Well, somebody's gonna have to fix this.

Well, supposing it did,

Well, sure, I'll get you there in a jiffy. I know a shortcut.

Well, that depends on you.

Well, that was the day...

Well, that was unexpected.

Well, that's true. We didn't ask her yet.

Well, then can I get you a cot or something?

Well, then how am I supposed to know what it is?

Well, then let me close the blinds.

Well, these are all interesting ideas.

Well, unlocking the secrets of the brain took a lot longer than I expected,

Well, we went with Doris',

Well, what happens to these forgotten memories?

Well, what...

Well, yes and no.

Well, you know what they say! "Keep moving..."

Well, you told me you were a time cop from the future.

What a great plan!

What a stupid way to turn it on!

What about taking him back to see his mom?

What about your dad? You could call him.

What about your parents?

What am I worried about? Now, blueprints?

What are these visions Of me as a young man

What are we gonna do about it?

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? He's the bad guy.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? He's standing right here.

What did he mean, if he had a family?

What did he steal?

What do you hope to accomplish with this?

What do you mean, don't go to the family?

What do you say, Lewis?

What does Cornelius look like?

What happened?

What if Louis Armstrong said, "I can't"?

What is all the yelling out here?

What is he still doing here? Get rid of him.

What is it?

What is this? Where are we going?

What time is your appointment?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? What?

What? You didn't even follow through on our last deal.

What? You just said...

What's going on?

What's happening?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's the number one problem that you face

What's with the dress, Pukowski?

What's...

When you are bad And the circus comes to town

When you can take me to see my mom now in this ship?

When you get a science geek for a roommate.

When you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Where Doris spun a tale of deception and woe.

Where I'll pass off your little gizmo as my own.

Where is that boy?

Where is your heart at? Nobody knows that

Where might one find the "On" switch?

Where's my sloppy joe?

Which kind of explains the dino.

Which makes me older and the boss of you!

Whiz kid Cornelius Robinson graduates from college at age 14.

Who dares to disturb my sanctuary?

Who have you met, and what have you learnt?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Lewis, you can't do that.

Why are you doing this to me? I never did anything to you.

Why aren't you seizing the boy?

Why did I ever invent that stupid hat?

Why didn't you tell me you had a pet dinosaur?

Why do you keep saying that?

Why is it an acorn?

Why is the kid still here? Any of this ring a bell?

Why is your dog wearing glasses?

Why mess around with strife?

Why should I fix my dumb invention

Why that particular day?

Why would his motto be "keep moving forward"?

Why would my hair be a dead giveaway?

Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.

Wilbur left me down there,

Wilbur promised.

Wilbur, what have you done? How could you bring him here?

Wilbur, you know I can't.

Wilbur!

Wilbur.

Will wash away somehow

With one arm pointing And the other arm holding your hand?

Wondering what side I'm on

Would you quit that, please? I know you're not a pigeon.

Would you... Why don't you go? You do it so much better than me.

Wow!

Wowie.

Wrap him up. I'll take two.

Wrong. I saw her

Yeah, about that, one of the time machines is broken,

Yeah, beats working in an office every day.

Yeah, didn't you see us take out that dinosaur?

Yeah, Frankie. How about that one with the bullfrog?

Yeah, guess we did.

Yeah, Mom.

Yeah, no kidding.

Yeah, sure, whatever you say.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Dark day at the Robinson house.

Yep. Five years ago,

Yes, I am, 'cause you're 12, and I'm 13.

Yes, I do. I'm ruining your future.

Yes, of course.

Yes, thank you, we've established that.

Yes, thank you.

Yes, they are quite comfortable.

Yes, we do. I made one up while you were gone.

Yes, you can. You broke it. You fix it.

Yes! Hey, Goob... I mean, Michael.

Yes! I'm two for two, man.

Yes! You are now under my control.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. I call them Helping Hats.

Yes. Yes, I am.

Yes. Yes, I see.

Yes. Yes, you must love it and buy it and mass produce it,

Yes... Lewis! Excuse me.

You all sacrificed so much for me.

You and me both, chief.

You ask me over And over and over

You better get going.

You can do it, Dad.

You can stay awake for days with no side effects.

You can take your rule book and shove it right...

You did it, Lewis. You did it!

You didn't think I was paying attention, did you?

You don't know what you're doing!

You don't understand what's at stake here.

You got more than you paid for

You gotta admit,

You gotta make the right choices and keep moving forward.

You grew up to be the founder of this wretched time,

You have got to get out of the past and look to the future.

You have two minutes. Please begin.

You just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was

You know about that?

You know that frogs have more musical ability than people?

You know that they have a tendency to bite people.

You look beautiful, Lucille.

You mean, you haven't thought this through?

You messed with the wrong family!

You met my family?

You promised what?

You still haven't figured it out?

You think he'd have walked on the moon?

You think I'm crazy, too.

You want to adopt me?

You will turn around And I'll be

You would really be helping us out, Lewis.

You...

You're a great kid,

You're a real special kid,

You're blowing my cover.

You're crazy!

You're exaggerating just to make your

You're forgetting something.

You're gonna regret this!

You're Mary Johnson?

You're not gonna get away with it,

You're right.

You're right.

You're supposed to take me back to the science fair.

You're the 2:00?

You've been on my mind

You've been on my mind

You've got a bright future ahead of you.

You've got till then to fix it.

Your dad invented the time machine?

Your meatballs are useless against me.

Your skills are strong, but not strong enough.

Your words do not threaten me, brother.

212, 485,

952,

A time machine. A what?

And by "perp," I mean... I know what it means!

And five and six and seven and eight. That's Uncle Joe. He works out.

Are you boys all right? We're good, Mom.

Are you kidding? No way! I love you.

Are you nuts? Give me one good reason why not.

Are you talking to me? Yes.

Brain fog? Scurvy?

But I... Don't worry.

But... But... And so it begins.

Can that be a boy name? Yes.

Coach! I'm watching you.

Come on, Lewis! Good show, buddy!

Come on. Read your rule book. You know what?

Cornelius Robinson is now... Now here's another amazing...

Don't repeat everything I say. I won't repeat everything you say.

Easy peasy, rice and cheesy. Well...

Excellent. Excellent.

Excellent. Excellent.

Exceptional! Outstanding!

Farewell, future brother in law. So long! See you later, Lewis!

Feng shui. No.

Flat head. Short roots.

Frankie, you're a riot. I gotta go pee!

Frankie? My star pupil.

Franny, this is Lewis. Nice to meet you, ma'am.

Go, Carl. Yeah!

Good luck at the big game today. Easy win.

Goodbye, son. Thanks again for everything!

Got it. So you shut her down,

Have a safe trip, little Lewis. I will.

He started it! She started it!

He's a... Pizza delivery guy.

Hello, Lewis. What do you want?

Help us! Help! Help! Oh, goodness!

I didn't mean to... Not now, Lewis!

I give a mean back rub. No.

I killed him? No. No! No, you didn't kill him.

I love it. You bunch of goons.

I made some lunch. Not hungry.

I wonder if you're related. Maybe if he took his hat off.

I'm here to change the future. Yes, sir?

I'm here to protect you. Well...

Is he gonna be okay? Breathe. Breathe.

It works! It works.

It's a big country. State.

It's shiny! What is that thing?

Let's calm down! Mr Willerstein?

Lewis, I don't think we... Portion control.

Lewis, no! Let go!

Lewis, run! Wilbur!

Lewis, the Harringtons are here! Way ahead of you, Mildred.

Lewis? Lewis! Wilbur? Wilbur!

Lighten up, sis! Lasz, I mean it!

Listen to me! Of course, I also didn't think

Lucille! You did it, Lewis! You did it!

Mom. The truth is, we love having you.

Monsters? ... attacked me on the porch and...

Nice catch. Nice meatball shooting!

No, I'm... Do you have a temperature?

No, thanks. "No, thanks"?

No. Yes.

Now, sweetie... Don't you "sweetie" me!

Oh, boy. Well, he's home early.

Oh, look, there's... That's the monster!

Oh, no! Big boy!

Okay, goodbye. All right,

or something? No!

Pretty amazing story, huh? Yeah.

Robinson Industries. Cornelius Robinson!

Robinson reaches out to... It's new name,

Shiatsu? No.

So long! Bye bye, Lewis!

So, Mr Fix it, how's it looking? Pretty good, Mrs Robinson.

Stop laughing. Stop laughing.

Tapeworm? Cellulite?

Teeth? Yeah, my teeth.

That's Uncle Art. A real superhero?

The very first, or what's left of it. Yikes.

The what? Time Continuum Task Force.

Then yes. Have a seat.

Wait. Lewis, one more thing. Yeah?

We gotta talk. How about some gravy? Over here.

We have a garage? Apparently so.

We really have to go. No.

We're all family here. Ready, aim, fire!

Well, does inventing count as a sport? Actually...

Well, Lewis, but... Lewis, huh?

Well, of course. You are a special kid.

What are we doing up here? Looking for the garage.

What are you doing? Let go of me! Okay.

What are you looking at? No! I... The sun, in my eyes.

What has he invented? Everything.

What is that? First, a question.

What? And I didn't want to tell you, but I did.

What? He's my old roommate,

What? Hey, hey, I'll ask the questions here.

What? Now, what time is your appointment?

What? Wilbur, this is a time machine!

What? Yes! Yes, it is I,

Where are you from, Lewis? Canada?

Where'd he go? Goob?

Who? Wilbur's mom, Franny.

Who's that? Wow, a real robot!

Would you look at that? Whoa!

Yeah, real wonderful. It's not you.

Yeah! Yes!

Yes, sir. I have an appointment with destiny.

Yes! That was accidental.

Yes. No.

You are my dad. But that's in the future.

You failed! And it was awesome!

You got that motto? I got it.

You let go! You're not the boss of me!

You lied to me? No!

You look gorgeous. He's a lucky guy.

You want me to talk to him? No.

Your head. What?

...and little arms.

...how well this plan was thought through.

'Cause I think I hit a home run with this one!

"Blame you" wins hands down!

"I doubt any of you have seen anything as brilliant as this device."

"Keep moving forward"?

"On the slight chance," yeah. You know what? I'll run the numbers.

"Pass off invention as my own." Check. Oh, I love checklists.

"Prepare to be amazed." Oh, I got it!

"This is my invention."

3.7 seconds. I win!