The Adventures of Huck Finn Edit

A body'd have to be crazy to be on that wreck! She's bound to break up any second.

A few weeks ago.

A man who sticks by his friends come hell or high water.

A map to freedom. Now, here's me.

A right good day, sirs!

A runaway slave at that, well, hah.

A slave trader come by the other day and offered Miss Watson $800 for me.

A steamer hit his raft last night and killed his master.

A sweet one with wings and a mean one with horns.

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aah!

Aah! Allow me.

Aah! No!

Aah! Unh!

About everything and everybody in his village,

Adolphus and Jim.

Adolphus, have you ever seen the king?

After all the trouble and expense I went through to raise you proper?

After the funeral,

After we arrive with an innocent young boy as our valet.

Ah ha ha! Broke his arm, very likely,

Ah, hell!

Ah, shut up, Jim.

Ah, we've just been...

Ah, you're as bloomin'beautiful as Peter said you was.

Ahhh, now it's comin' back. It's comin' back now.

Ahhhhhh!

Ain't nobody lives there and hardly anyone visits, so it's gotta be him!

Alas. Alas.

All aboard!

All for us and none for them. Let's count it.

All I had to do was find that deputy,

All right, all right.

All right, all right. No, they don't. They talk different.

All right, come on, get down outta there.

All right, enough.

All right, heave!

All right, I... I promise. Say...

All right, Mr. Finn.

All right, then.

All the way up to the free states.

All you think about is yourself, Jim. Well, what about me?

Almost there, Huck!

Although most people were comin' to believe they both was.

And a good mornin' to you all too!

And a slave on the river by himself?

And after my pa got killed in that stampede,

And all of a sudden the bank gave way, and into the river he went.

And as their uncles,

And at 10:00, we'll be gone. Come on.

And at 10.00 tonight, Jim and me would be on a steamboat...

And blah di blah di blah until I wanted to wring her scrawny little neck.

And burglary.

And don't let nobody recognize you.

And ever since, Uncle Harvey's been having the auction.

And everybody believes it's right,

And for being so chivalrous, I'm going to clean you up and dress you up...

And found out that a steamboat was leavin'...

And get ready for a spit lickin'good time.

And give you something to eat before evening prayers.

And go where I wanted, and neither Pap nor Miss Watson would ever try and follow me.

And hadn't gotten anywhere,

And half the time, ya die from it.

And headin'all the way up to Cairo.

And hightail it to Cairo.

And his good friend,

And how would I like it, drownin'on some barge?

And how's that damn dog next door?

And I ain't in no hurry to leave.

And I could feel the hand of God about to take a swing at me.

And I realized right then that ya can't run away from your problems,

And I thought we were friends.

And I was startin' to feel real good.

And I'd rather not get it shot off.

And if they won't sell 'em, I'll steal 'em!

And invest it for me and my sisters any way you want.

And it ain't even breakfast yet.

And knowin' them, they'll duck.

And maybe you're one of them abolitionist boys that likes to help runaway slaves?

And might not have gotten it at all.

And missed my pa by a good six feet.

And my word's my word, and I'll keep my word.

And no how can we fight this current.

And nobody's goin' nowhere until we do.

And not sell the rest of the property?

And now bein' a slave again... Well, it feels so...

And of course William can do real ones,

And on my way home, I ran into a poor mother with her ten poor children.

And only a fool would be fooled by that foolish accent.

And right now, I figured I'd go to Jackson's Island.

And save every penny and buy my wife and my children.

And take me home and try and civilize me...

And that gives us the time to steal everything else.

And that's just what'll happen to you if ya open your mouth.

And the candles, matches, tobacco...

And the fishin's awful good too.

And the point is...

And then you go and scare him to death!

And these are the girls we're lettin' those reptiles...

And those that don't die...

And we came all the way from England.

And we need to leave this raft here for our getaway.

And we never got to see him.

And we were doin'some... jobs, and I got the news.

And when I'm free, I'm gonna work hard...

And when they find him, they's gonna shoot him.

And you to us, sir.

And you two gentlemen are quite a surprise to us.

And you're my little angel.

And, well, she was so ashamed...

Answer up, and quick.

Any men on it?

Are you sure? 'Cause he ain't been seen for more than a year now.

At first, everyone figured that old Pap Finn done it himself.

At least until after your Pap goes away again.

Attention, passengers!

Aw, hell.

Aw, hello, Duke.

Aw, let him go.

Aw, shut up, Jim!

Based on what evidence?

Because there ain't an easier book to read than your face.

Before he crosses the river with Miss Sophie.

Before we head back down.

Begging your pardon! Hmph!

Besides, we'll be more convincing...

Best friend I ever had.

Best make sure.

Billy and the menfolk, they gonna try and kill that Shepherdson boy...

Billy!

Blue...

But by and by, she got to talking about the murder.

But by God, I know them two sure ain't.

But dead was the only way Pap would ever leave me alone.

But he died last year,

But he were my Pap.

But I decided from now on, I'm just gonna do whatever come handiest.

But I don't know if I could stand it...

But I figured if I stuck around,

But I got me a canoe, Huck, and this.

But I must say,

But I never met anybody who didn't lie a little when the situation suited him.

But I thought he lived in London.

But I'm...

But I've asked everybody, and nobody'll help me.

But I've got a blinkin'job to do...

But if I could do it, if I could...

But it ain't right, Huck.

But Jim... you're a runaway slave!

But lookee what I found.

But no one knew nothin' about England,

But no.

But now I was gonna do what's right,

But seein'as how I'm so ignorant and kinda low down and ornery...

But several years ago, I was sent to England...

But since I got no real use for money, I gave it all to Jim...

But something about 'em made me feel mighty uneasy.

But the bad one tells him to come and get ya!

But the river don't. You always feel warm and safe and free on the river.

But then he up and vanished with some of his rapscallion friends.

But times is tough. It was just too much money to resist.

But we might miss it!

But what we do best are the three Es.

But ya can't breathe!

But you move, and I'll wail ya good.

But your Pap came into town this mornin'...

But... I gots to.

By the way, Adolphus,

Cairo could be anywhere.

Can any of you good people tell me...

Can you tell us how close we are?

Children, come here, please.

Chuckleheads, you already passed it! It's about 40 miles back!

Clogs 'em up real tight.

Come back here!

Come on, come on!

Come on, Duke! Over here!

Come on, Finn!

Come on, Finn! Come on!

Come on, Finn! Come on! Let's go!

Come on, George, it's supper time!

Come on, George, we're goin' fishin'!

Come on, Huck. Gotta bring him home.

Come on, out with it!

Come on, out with it! Tell him!

Come on, over here.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on. Play along with us for a couple of days.

Come on...

Come tomorrow morning, they'll be talkin' about me in the past tense.

Cyrus! What's goin' on?

Damn it!

Damn!

Damn! One more like that and she's had it!

Damned if I would, Jim.

Dead?

Did I? Why?

Did somebody do something to you?

Did you see any such mark?

Dig it up!

Do I have to wear this?

Do you go to church?

Doctor... Dr. Robinson! Oh!

Does a cat talk like a cow or a cow like a cat?

Don't let 'im get away!

Don't make it right.

Don't ya see that to be true?

Don't you cry for me, Mr. Finn.

Don't you give me none of your lip!

Don't you sass me, or you'll be joinin' her!

Don't you worry, Jim. We'll both be on it.

Don't you worry. I'll make sure Miss Watson takes you back.

Down at Phelps Landing.

Down in the bloomin' Indian Ocean savin' the blinkin' pirates."

Downstream about 20 miles is another town. You go ask them!

Dr. Robinson was right. Them two are liars and frauds.

Dr. Robinson, ain't you heard? They're Peter's brothers.

Easy prey.

Economic opportunity they missed, huh?

Englishman, my butt!

Enough. Heh heh.

Er, "The gold is hidden in the barn behind the vineyards."

Er, Mary Jane, Julia, Susan...

Er, might we, uh,

Even $225... $225...

Even $400. Sold, $400! Let's sell the next lot.

Even taught me some Swahili, or what he said was Swahili.

Everyone else is on our side!

Everything's been real quiet between the Shepherdsons and us lately,

Excuse me.

Faked it all, Jim. I'm as alive as you.

Father said only you should open it.

Feel so bad, they wish that they had.

Feud! What's a feud?

Fire!

First thing he sold were the slaves.

For a man who's got to make deaf signs to prove himself.

For a marvellous walk in the woods.

For his family.

For last night, all our bags were put off by mistake.

For this town has few fools,

For tryin' to set Jim free,

For William and I to leave these little lambs...

Forget about the doctor! He's the only one that's suspicious.

From Phelps Landing the day after tomorrow...

Funny, Huck. Very funny.

Gave me $500 for my troubles and my chivalrousness.

Genius.

Gentlemen! Gentlemen!

George, they ambushed us! They killed my pa and all my brothers!

Get 'em!

Get out of the way, for heaven's sake.

Give you some marbles.

Good night!

Good thinkin', Huck.

Good, because my butt's hangin' way out,

Grab the oars!

Grab the silver!

Gracious! Well, what can I do for you?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha! You don't know anything, do ya? Well, I think...

Hang 'em! Hang all of'em!

Hanging around with them two.

Has done generous to his little lambs,

Has gone to the Lord.

Have to think of another way. Look at this place.

He ain't sayin' nothin' bad! He just asked you if you talk French.

He always beatin' on you, ain't he?

He deserved the bullet I gave him!

He died.

He goes to our church when he's in Sheffield.

He goes to our church, regular.

He had a good reason for it.

He held on for you as long as he could, but yesterday he passed.

He makes a great slave.

He separated the families.

He was as rich as King Soromon himself.

He was telling a few stretchers, and I wasn't swallowing them.

He'd like to invite friends of the family for supper,

He's a lot older. And the one that's deaf and dumb...

He's a lot younger, see.

He's all I got.

He's awake. He's awake!

He's white.

Headin'for Cairo.

Heh heh. Friends, our dear departed...

Heh heh. Oh, and this is my Swahili warrior...

Hell, they pert near killed us all!

Hell's bells, Jim! Whatever ain't nailed down is what I'll get!

Hell's bells! I wish I knew a good trade.

Hello there, we's in need of assist!

Hello there! We're lookin'for Cairo!

Hello, there! Happy morn to ya!

Help and nab 'em. You can make some money.

Her and the widow felt so bad they pert near cried.

Here's another set of Wilks brothers!

Here's my answer, doctor.

Hey, Boggs, this one's all yours.

Hey, Boggs! You know Pa don't want you doin' that any more.

Hey, don't I know you two?

Hey, George! Here's a present for bein'my new friend.

Hey, hey!

Hey, Huck.

Hey, Jim!

Hey, Sam. Hey, Otis.

Hey, watch it! Stop peckin' at me!

Hey, what're you doin' here anyway?

Hey, where is your fancy school clothes, Huckleberry! What are these rags?

Hey, you seen a big slave around, maybe hangin' on my raft?

Hey!

Hey! Get up! Come on, get up!

Hey! Get your own raft!

Hey.

Him being a stranger in a strange land,

Hit me! Come on!

Hit me! Hit me! Come on!

Hold on, hold on! Dead bodies is what she's got, so let's be careful.

Honest Injun.

Honest, I am.

Honest, your majesties! If I stole it, would I still be here?

Hour in and hour out,

How are you at playing a preacher?

How dare you speak to him so,

How're we gonna get back to Cairo, Jim?

How're we gonna know which one's Cairo?

Huck Finn, a man of his word.

Huck Finn.

Huck!

Huck! Huckleberry!

Huck? I thought you'd have your neck stretched by now!

Huckleberry Finn.

Huh?

I ain't had it so good in all my life.

I ain't never done this for no white folks before.

I ain't seen it since Mary Jane gave it to ya.

I am Harvey Wilks, and this is my brother William.

I apologize, Adolphus. You're a dear, sweet boy.

I beg your pardon. And who might you be?

I best be goin' now.

I can prove I'm Harvey Wilks and these men frauds!

I can take it all the way up to the free states.

I can tell you what was tattooed on his breast, all right.

I could get lynched.

I could get tarred for not turnin' you in.

I could smell the winds a changin', and they stunk.

I couldn't let myself get sold all the way down New Orleans.

I decided it would be best to leave out the truth.

I decided it'd be best to leave out the truth, so I slung 'em a story.

I did wrong. Ain't no gettin' around it.

I didn't mean for this to happen, Jim.

I didn't see any tattoo, did you?

I didn't tell 'em nothin'. I didn't want to get you in any trouble.

I don't think it's right, us stealin from them nice girls.

I don't wanna wake anybody up just yet.

I feel sort of bad for them murderers dyin'like that.

I fell off a steamboat, sir.

I felt just sick, but I says to myself,

I figure we should just knock off and light out.

I figured I'd come and get my due.

I figured it were time to grab Jim...

I figured that before I took off,

I got it! I got it!

I got to get ya to a doctor.

I got to tell 'em you're not a murderer.

I gotta tell ya, King, I'm just not comfortable.

I had to go sneak out and play with my friends one last time.

I hated to run out on them sweet girls,

I hear ya can read and write.

I I ain't no angel, Pap. You can ask Miss Watson.

I I did. But this time they brung reinforcements.

I I I don't even know if it's gonna work.

I I It's George Jackson, sir.

I It's me, it's me! Huck... I mean, George! What's goin' on?

I just tripped. I'm all right. Keep goin'!

I just want to get you well.

I knew I was in trouble, and it were only gonna get worse...

I knew if I stuck around I'd be dead.

I knew we could change him. I just knew it.

I know we're close, Huck. We're safe!

I love chickens. They're succulent.

I mean, don't I deserve it...

I might end up bein' murderer myself someday,

I must communicate with me deaf brother.

I never noticed no tattoo at all!

I never seen such a son as you!

I picked up in Africa on a safari with the Duke of York.

I reckon these sacks of gold are plenty for me.

I rest my case!

I saw a blind man walkin'down the street...

I saw him, and he was dead.

I saw his boot print, the cross made with nails.

I saw your guns and just got scared, I guess.

I should've finished packing and ran away right then. But no,

I should've known better.

I tell you, Jim,

I think maybe I'll just collect that reward.

I think this boy's gonna fit right in.

I think we'd like to enhance...

I thought you said it was Sarah.

I tried, but I couldn't.

I wanna see if any of my... belongings washed up on shore.

I was taught some of their jabber out of books.

I was up the river with some acquaintances of mine,

I whooped him! I whooped him good!

I, Peter J. Wilks, being of sound mind..."

I'd come all the way down the Mississippi...

I'd come mighty close to helpin'set Jim free and goin'to hell for it.

I'd get the chance to earn money to buy my family.

I'd go back, most likely, just to see the look on people's faces.

I'd grab that gold away from them two frauds.

I'd had enough, and steamboat or no steamboat,

I'd poked around a little...

I'd write Mary Jane and tell her where I hid it.

I'll be caught and sold for sure.

I'll be okay. Ya...

I'll be right back.

I'll be right there.

I'll bet ya that dare. It's G O R G J X O N.

I'll help you get to Cairo.

I'll tell you what. Next time we see someone I'll grab a log,

I'm a free man.

I'm a little quicker than that.

I'm ashamed I called you a fibber.

I'm dreadful sorry. I was so selfish.

I'm goin' to town. You clean up around here.

I'm gonna fix their wagons but good.

I'm gonna wring your skinny little neck!

I'm looking for Mr. Peter Wilks.

I'm mighty proud to know him.

I'm originally from Missouri,

I'm real sorry, Jim.

I'm right proud of you. Just because an idea is popular, like slavery,

I'm sorry I didn't tell you my real name.

I'm sorry, Billy.

I'm wanted for your murder.

I'm with you, Harvey.

I'm your next of kin.

I've never heard such talk in my life.

If I can get myself all the way down here to Cairo,

If I tell you somethin', promise not to come back here until 10:00 tonight.

If it's a priest before a king,

If that's Cairo, I'm a free man!

If this ain't bully, nothing is.

If you see him,

If you think I feel bad,

If you think I'm gonna apologize to a slave,

If you was a girl, you'd have missed that rat by six or seven feet.

If you was to hear that your Pap wasn't ever gonna return to St. Petersburg,

In more than 20 years.

In our church,

In the bank 'til you get yourself to legal age!

Is driftin' like...

Is that my dear, sweet brother Peter...

Is that what I really look like?

Isn't that what you saw?

It ain't no matter. 'Cause now everyone judges

It don't make it right.

It don't seem right...

It felt good gettin'back on the river. Other places feel so cramped and smothered.

It says that your future...

It seems to me, Jim, whenever anybody's after anybody,

It was a small...

It were the worst thing I ever done in my life.

It weren't my fault.

It's a stupid way of askin' it!

It's always so damn troublesome doin'right and so damn easy doin' wrong.

It's goin' and it's goin'!

It's Huck.

It's like this. A man has a fight with another man and kills him.

It's mainly the truth. Oh, sure, there's a few stretchers here and there,

It's the Wilks' gold!

It's too late for that now!

It's usually me they's after.

It's you, all right, Jim.

Jim and me found the raft and fixed it up as best we could.

Jim was owned by Miss Watson, and about a year ago...

Jim!

Jim!

Jim!

Jim?

Jim.

Jim.

Jim...Jim...

Jubilee leaving for Phelps Landing in 15 minutes!

Judge Thatcher says that money's gotta stay

Jump, Huck! Jump!

Just because you're taught somethin's right,

Just got here on the Mississippi Queen!

Just one, sir.

Just playin' with the damn dog next door.

Just playing with the little doggies? I oughta...

Just stay right here today! Understand? Hmm?

Just tell us what the tattoo is about!

Knock him into Tuesday, Huck!

Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen!

Lands, child. You've been out cold for a week.

Last call for Cairo and all points north!

Last night.

Last week that poor mother only had eight children.

Leave me alone! Let me go! You're comin' with me!

Leave the boy alone! He's innocent!

Legal age. I can't be waitin'that long!

Let's dig up the corpse!

Let's get on to Cairo, Huck. Please.

Let's try this way!

Like I told you this morning,

Like, if he up and died or some such, would

Listen to yourself. Ya hear what you're sayin'?

Listen up and shut up and do as you're told...

Listen, boy!

Little did I know... that that one mistake was gonna change my life forever.

Little runt.

Look, you wouldn't want us to accidentally turn in...

Looks a little rough. Me and you gotta break him in a little bit.

Looks like she ain't been here long.

Lots of people gonna die today.

Lucky day, boy!

Make a move, and I'll blast you in half!

Making deaf and dumb signs, that's what he's doing.

Marvellous.

Mary Jane and her sisters, along with the Wilks brothers,

Mary Jane was safe, the gold was safe,

Mary Jane, Julia, Susan,

Maybe it wouldn't hurt to try.

Maybe young Adolphus here has the right idea.

Me and Abe here dressed him up and layed him out ourselves.

Me bein' a runaway's even worse than me bein' a murderer.

Me dear brother and I have a little announcement we'd like to make.

Meow!

Meow.

Mighty guiltful 'bout all this borrowin' we've been doin'.

Mighty smart of ya.

Miss Sophie went off to marry a Shepherdson.

Miss Watson and her sister, the Widow Douglas, took me in.

Missus, where's my jacket?

Mmm, mmm...

Mmmm. "Yes, Pap."

More than likely, we'll get our necks stretched.

Move it, move it!

Mr. Harvey Wilks here, took me in.

Murder! I...

Must've missed it that night in the fog, Jim.

My brains and your bullocks,

My brother's, oh, good friend and physician.

My dear, sweet Mary Jane.

My English valet, right?

My good God! There's gold in there!

My goodness!

My little Huckleberry!

My ma ran off with a circus clown.

My name's Huck... Huck Finn, and this story's about me and a slave named Jim.

My only chance is to go downriver to Cairo.

My pa came a swingin' on the other. My ma let go, did a double flip...

My Pap were a bad one,

My sister's pukin' everywhere, my ma's smellin' real bad,

My thoughts exactly. Now, do you suppose...

My, that's a pretty bonnet!

Need a tow over, if ya don't mind.

Never forget ya, Huck.

Never saw her again.

Next time, don't tell people what ya got. Just lie your little face off. Now, get!

No one lives there nor hardly visits,

No, he didn't! He said, " Pallee voo Francine!"

No, I guess not, unless you're a complete numskull.

No, I... I don't know!

No, ma'am. I went to school.

No, Pap!

No, Pap! No!

No, ya can't take him.

No, you're not, Mary Jane. You promised me.

No!

No!

No! No!

No! Not to my good friend Mr. Finn here!

Nobody saw me.

Not payin' any attention to all the rain.

Nothin'. Just that you're wanted for murder.

Now fess up! Who is ya?

Now I'm gonna get what I deserve.

Now is the hour of your demise, you impostors!

Now that I was dead, I could do what I wanted...

Now ya ain't never gonna get to see 'em.

Now you let them both go!

Now, I'm not sure these two are the real Wilks brothers,

Now, let's get to that steamboat!

Now, look, Duke, old friend.

Now, my daddy was fishin' on that other bank,

Now, the hair ball don't know...

Now, where did Huckleberry go to?

Now, where have you been, you little turd pie?

Now, who here helped lay out my brother...

Now!

Of course I do. We got our own pew right up front.

Oh, come on.

Oh, don't worry, I will. That slave is worth $400, dead or alive.

Oh, fine! Then let's just get right aboard!

Oh, he was, uh,

Oh, ho ho!

Oh, ho ho! No, no, no.

Oh, let's go!

Oh, my God! We're goin' down!

Oh, no. I'm gonna get those two right now and get 'em tarred...

Oh, not until you've had some vittles.

Oh, now, don't kill him...just yet.

Oh, oh, yes, yes. Rather, William.

Oh, Sophie, leave me alone. Come on, George.

Oh, thank ya ever so.

Oh, the King of England!

Oh, wait, wait, wait!

Oh, why didn't you bloody say so? Course I have.

Oh, yeah, that money your ma left you. Damned Judge Thatcher!

Oh!

Oh! Oh, my little friend!

Oh! Oh!

Oh. Bless him.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. What you're tellin'me, I think,

Oh... Now come on, Huck, what's it really say?

Ohh! Ohh!

Ohhh, I keep it in shape with lots of knittin'.

Ohhh, I see.

Ohhh! I'm startin'to lose the vision. I'm startin'to lose...

Okay, all right. Enough of this slop.

On that river, I had a taste of freedom.

On the journey to Cairo to set Jim free.

Once Pap started drinkin'.

Only he broke his arm in a fall.

Only if they won't sell 'em, Huck.

Or by God, there's gonna be one less idiot around here.

Or if neither of them is!

Or would you go on back home?

Our feud's been goin' on for 30 years.

Out huntin' down your murderer right now.

Out with some of the other men trying to hunt up the murderer.

Outta my way, you old maid! This here is what's mine, and I'm takin' it!

Pa... Oh, it's disgusting!

Pap's back.

Pap's dead?

Pay our respects to our brother's remainders?

People mentioned by our dear Peter so often in his letters.

People tryin' to kill me and... dogs tryin' to rip my face off,

People usually just run away when I tell 'em my whole family is sick as dogs.

Perhaps you can tell me what was tattooed on Peter's breast.

Personally I can't see no glory in punching an ignorant lard ass.

Personally, I think you're just a damn good liar.

Peter had his initials tattooed on his breast,

Peter's brothers, right?

Please don't kill me, boys. Please don't kill me!

Pleased to meet ya, sir.

Pleased to meet ya.

Poke.

Praise be to the Lord.

Pretty soon you'll be taking up religion like your ma did.

Puked it up just the other day.

Ready?

Right down to the damn dog next door.

Right then I knew what I was doin' was wicked.

Right this way, my gold toothed friend!

Right, right. Heh.

Right!

Right! And French people talk different than us! Ya see?

Rob of their money.

Robbery, forgery...

Said that he saw smoke out on Jackson Island.

Sarah. Sarah Williams.

Say good bye, boy, 'cause you ain't never gonna see...

Say, Billy, let's slide on down to the river.

Say, Billy...

Say, Huck, I been feelin'...

Say, Jim! Shouldn't ya be gettin' back before Miss Watson misses ya?

Say, uh...Jim?

Say, you wouldn't happen to be...

Scared him? You scared the whole town. They's

Screamin' about how some robbers had cut you into a million pieces.

Seems a lot of things have been washing up lately.

Sellin' people and usin' 'em for slaves ain't right, Huck.

She made quite a mess when she hit them bleachers.

She set me free in her will, Huck.

She's just a girl, Jim.

Shoo!

Shoot 'im, boys!

Sick. And so is my mom, my sister, my brother...

Slavery ain't right. All men should be free.

Slice of heaven, King. Feels like a slice of heaven.

Smell that, Huck? Smells like freedom.

Smelly as the dickens.

So all we had to do was put up with them rat bags for two more days,

So don't you go stirring things up.

So far from his own people.

So he's ours. We had to chain him.

So I decided to take advantage of the situation.

So I says to the pope,

So if you two just, uh...

So kick off your shoes, if you're wearin' 'em,

So she got all the womenfolk fleecin' the woods lookin' for your carcass.

So they couldn't figure out who was lyin'.

So those two rat bags grilled that flathead...

So very bad.

So we have decided,

So when I found out your ma left you $600,

So when I saw you two, I just reckoned maybe...

So who do they think killed him?

So... my ma grabbed onto the t****ze and swung one way.

Someone gonna do it. Ought to be me.

Somes calls me Sarah; somes calls me Mary.

Sometime he listen to the good one, and sometime he listen to the bad one.

Sorry I'm late.

Speak the truth now,

Spirit lives on the inside of it.

Spittin'out word for word everything that young flathead told him.

Stand aside!

Steal his keys, and break Jim oouut!

Sure can't take this raft back up the river.

Sure, Huck.

Sweetie, we were so worried about you but you're going to be all right now.

Take it all. A gift from your uncles.

Take the gold back...

Take the money.

Take your hand away from me, you impostor!

Talk about lost!

Tell him Huck says hello.

Thank you, Jim. So what is it you two fellas do, exactly?

Thanks, Jim.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That ain't what I heard.

That ain't who I think it is, is it?

That couldn't be the reason.

That dead geezer 'n'me would be sharin'lodgin's.

That doctor's been layin' on my mind all day.

That don't matter.

That is to say, sir,

That is to say...

That Russian fell in the river, that's what happened.

That said he was a murderer and a runaway...

That she was going to sell me away from my wife and my children, that...

That the dead guy's brothers lived over in England.

That the man who murdered poor Huck Finn...

That the same gang of thieves who stole your school books last week?

That was a lie, Jim.

That was a lie!

That wasn't my fault.

That's a dazzling idea, King.

That's far enough now. See if there's anybody else out there.

That's good! 'Cause I heard Huck Finn was such a sweet boy.

That's my answer, doctor.

That's right, because there isn't any blue arrow.

That's the worst English accent I ever heard.

That's what Jim told me.

That's where my husband is right now,

The canoe!

The generous spirit of the day.

The good spirit tell 'im to leave you alone,

The great Swahili warrior's sleepin'?

The hand of providence is bound to take a swing at them two.

The King and the Duke found out...

The King and the Duke seemed like nice enough fellas,

The King said I was a Swahili warrior.

The King tellin' one story and Harvey Wilks another.

The letters " P" and "W".

The man on the raft, is he white or black?

The only white gentleman ever kept his promise to old Jim.

The river.

The slaves, and thousands of dollars in gold.

The smell on that raft's just killin' me.

The steamboat leaves the wharf at 10:00 tomorrow tonight.

The tar oozes into your pores.

The Widow Douglas said she'd adopt me...

The widow told me.

The Wilks brothers, now, would ya?

Them dirty scoundrels. George, I'm gonna kill 'em.

Them reptiles would soon be in jail,

Them Shepherdsons knew we were comin'!

Then he gave more gold...

Then his brother kills him. Goes on and on with everybody's brother...

Then it was off to freedom.

Then suddenly I knew what I had to do. I had to turn Jim in.

Then we don't he talk like a man?

Then when I was long gone,

Then ya choke and ya cough.

There ain't but one bloody, blinkin' preacher to a bloomin' church?

There he goes... true blue Huck Finn.

There is one way to see which pair is the real Wilks brothers,

There it is!

There, behind the grindstone.

There's nothin' Shepherdson about him at all.

There's something I got to tell ya before you risking yourself for me.

These two old biddies again.

They ain't even English.

They asked us a considerable many questions.

They call me the King, the King of Bilgewater, and this here's the Duke.

They came here with lots of names and facts...

They hadn't had much time to get the letter...

They just walloped me in the eye and ran off.

They missed the death of their brother Peter Wilks...

They must've picked up somewhere, that's all.

They proved it 40 ways that they're the brothers.

They told me they was the Grangerfords, and asked me a million questions.

They wanted to civilize me, which most people thought was a right nice idea.

They was real nice once they decided not to kill me.

They won't find ya in the dark.

They'll get the money and the property all right, but...

They'll lynch ya.

They're all frauds!

They're liars.

They're my wife and my children. It ain't right that they be bought and sold.

They're right up ahead, boy!

They's after us, Jim, and there ain't a minute to lose. Come on!

Thin...

This here is Franciscus, uh,

This is my, uh, valet, Adolphus.

This is the nicest thing anybody's ever given me.

This mornin' in all the confusion caused by your murder...

This thing's sinkin' quicker than we figured!

This time we're sellin' a thing that takes tartar off of teeth.

Those uncles of yours ain't no uncles at all.

To live with my great grandfather,

To show proof of these frauds at the moment,

To take you back with us to England!

To the cemetery!

To turn others into the law.

To ward off the devil. Yeah, that's your pap, all right.

Took him down to the jail in Phelps Landing.

True blue Huck Finn.

Tryin' to get this fire goin'.

Tryin'to kill everybody else's brother, until everybody's killed off.

Turn these rascals out, I beg you.

Uh huh. Ya don't say?

Uh oh.

Uh, begging your pardon on this,

Uh, heh heh heh.

Uh, my brother says...

Uh... handsome and well mannered.

Uh... I thought I heard somebody tryin' to break in,

Uhhh!

Uhhh! I can't believe you're not gonna help us.

Uncle Harvey, Uncle William,

Unh! Unh!

Until we can take him up north for the hangin'.

Until ya tear your own flesh so's ya can breathe.

Up until yesterday.

Wait, listen! You can keep my share, I won't tell nobody!

Wanted to learn a trade, didn't ya?

Was an, um,

Was Peter Wilks well off?

Watch yourself, Huck.

We ain't never gonna get caught.

We also do some theatre. Tragedy, you know.

We buried him this morning.

We can only tell you where Peter did live...

We can't leave thousands of dollars worth of property lying around.

We decided the Swahili bit was pushing it and asked him to wait at the raft.

We do a fair bit of doctorin'.

We do mind, boy. We're in a hurry.

We had us a great adventure, didn't we, Jim?

We have decided...

We in trouble, Huck.

We made it, Huck! Huck?

We should give the money back to the girls.

We should just glide out of here tonight with what we got.

We should've waited for the relations.

We stay as far away from the law as is humanly possible.

We want to hear it!

We was off, headin'down the mighty Mississippi...

We won't say a word.

We'd best be goin', Jim!

We'd both go back, Jim, bein' the right thing and all.

We'll be havin' an auction tomorrow mornin'...

We'll do it together.

We'll find one that's goin' north, and then you can buy us passage.

We'll give ya 10 percent.

We're goin' all the way with this one.

We're going to England!

We're gonna be set for life!

We're gonna figure out who's who right here and now,

We're lookin'for five slaves that ran away last night.

We've got 17 bloody, blinkin', bloomin'preachers.

We've got the tar!

Welcome to America!

Well, ain't you the sweet scented dandy!

Well, come on, then!

Well, first we gotta take care of something.

Well, Huck...

Well, I believe you, so I'm gonna tell you.

Well, I healed up just fine.

Well, I tried to stop 'em, but bein'so little and all,

Well, I was comin' from Hookville to visit my cousin...

Well, I'm not gonna stand for it.

Well, I'm sure ya think I'm low down and miserable...

Well, it looks so much cuter on you. So, what's your name?

Well, just let me take another peek at that gold...

Well, look at you.

Well, looks like you put on considerable many frills since I've been away.

Well, maybe we'll teach you one, huh?

Well, methinks this calls for a small libation!

Well, one of the brothers, the preacher?

Well, she got to talking about this and about that...

Well, that old King juiced it plenty,

Well, that's a Frenchman's way of askin' if you talk French.

Well, the dead geezer gave the girls his houses,

Well, the hair ball thinks that maybe you ought to skedaddle for a while.

Well, they sailed into the investigation,

Well, we best travel only at night.

Well, we got us a feud goin' on.

Well, what about me? Don't I deserve somethin'?

Well, what about...

Well, what is it? Make it quick.

Well, why do I have to leave town?

Well, William, I guess we better go and get it.

Well, you're wrong!

Well?

Were a runaway slave named Jim.

What a lovely country! Ha ha ha!

What about the damn doctor?

What are you doing? What's he doing?

What happened to your accent?

What in hell's bells are you supposed to be?

What is it, Jim?

What the...

What the...

What would he need a pew for? Isn't he preaching up in the pulpit?

What would you think if a man came up to you and said, " Pallee voo Franzee?"

What'd I do with that bottle?

What're you doin' with my gun?

What's that old fool up to now?

What's this all about, my good sir?

When all of a sudden a gang of thieves jumped out and grabbed him.

When he can catch me.

When I heard what happened, I took the first steamer down.

When this all blows over, I'll write and tell ya where it's buried.

When your Pap's around...

Where did you come from, George?

Where is our money?

Where Mr. Peter Wilks lives?

Where the Ohio River comes into the Mississippi,

Where's the stiff?

Which spirit gonna be the most convincin'.

Who told you to meddle in such highfalutin foolishness anyhow?

Who you callin' innocent?

Whoo hoo hoo!

Whoo!

Whooo!

Why are you always stealin' chickens?

Why can't I just pretend I don't know?

Why did you think we was them?

Why didn't I think of it sooner?

Why is everybody carryin' all them guns and lookin' so itchy to use 'em?

Why until 10:00?

Why, my name's... Bet ya can't spell my name?

Why, Pa! He's no Shepherdson!

Why, thank you for the compliment, sir.

Why, thank you, Jim.

Why'd ya come and get me?

Why'd ya do it, Jim?

Widow Douglas. Why, how'd you get here?

Wild boars are mighty good eatin'. And this one were gonna save my life as well.

With your polished clothes and your nice bed.

Without any kinfolk around.

Won't be long now, Deputy Hines!

Would you happen to know where the...

Would you leave Ma out of this? She's dead and you better...

Wow!

Ya can't take me, Jim. They'll catch ya.

Ya can't.

Ya gotta make a stand and face 'em.

Ya know what happens to ya when they tar and feather ya?

Ya know what they'll do if they catch us?

Ya pays your money and ya takes your pick!

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, I do! You're that...

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, let's get the booty and get outta here!

Yeah, that's my boy.

Yeah, we got enough... Shakespearean costumes here for the lot of us.

Yeah, we'll keep headin' south 'til we find us a steamboat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah? So, uh,

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Might be some good loot around. Let's split up and see what she's got.

Yeah. Sure, bein' the right thing and all.

Yeah. Uh huh.

Yeah. We can cure cancer, paralysis, baldness.

Yeah. Yes, of course.

Yeah...

Yeow! Go... You skinny little rat bag!

Yep, same gang.

Yes, Pap.

Yes, sir! Yes, sir!

Yessim, I did. Sarah Mary Williams.

You all right, Huck?

You apologize to him this instant.

You are the sorriest thing I've ever seen.

You bet I was. Two men catched him, and now he's in jail.

You bet, sir. I won't let no runaway slaves get by me.

You brought me here, Pap.

You can't just leave me here, boys. You can't just leave me!

You can't... You can't kill him.

You couldn't understand a single word they said.

You don't know what a feud is?

You done it, all right. I'm George Jackson.

You fess up, you little thing! You tell me, who is ya? You tell me, who is ya?

You fraud!

You get my meaning?

You got to have lots of style goin' on.

You know how hard that'd be, Jim? It's a million miles to Cairo!

You know that night on the steamboat with all them murderers?

You know, I kinda like bein' dead.

You know, we might've been shot, you bein' so slow in comin', Billy.

You know... you've got a point there, Jim.

You lie still, and I'll bring you some soup.

You may fool some, but not me!

You played hooky, didn't ya?

You promise not to tell on me if I tell you somethin'?

You really don't have to do this!

You said there was one man on that raft.

You see any runaway slaves, boy, you get some

You see what I'm talkin' about?

You see, I knew he'd feel the same as me.

You see? I rest my case.

You should have worked on your English accent a wee bit more!

You step out of line, try and run and...

You still help me to get to Cairo and be free?

You sweet child!

You told us you whopped 'em so bad they was never comin' back!

You were mighty good to me, Billy.

You wouldn't.

You'd give it away for sure.

You'd have to look real close to notice it.

You'd hightail it for sure,

You'll take your punishment right along with us.

You're a couple of frauds.

You're a lyin'thief, joe Turner, and now you're gonna pay for it with your life!

You're a runaway murderin'slave's what you are.

You're awake.

You're in it now, you little stinkweed.

You're still my best and only friend.

You're the best friend I ever had, Jim.

You're the only friend I ever had.

Your child got three days work before he can move on.

Your little heart guided you quite well.

Your old Pap got two spirits hoverin' around him.

Your Pap was one of'em.

Your runaway slave friend, now, would ya?

Your whole family's got the pox, boy! You wanna spread it around?

Yup, it was time to leave, all right.

Yup. He said he ain't seen his two brothers...

20.

30 years! Well, how'd it start?

'Cause if they did, why... Miss Watson died.

'Cause you said you missed me so. Don't you lie to me.

'Fraid so, Jim. Damn!

$350. $375... $375...

A good lad! Here it is, Uncle.

A little girl across the lane has one just like it. It's a popular style.

A right good day, Mary Jane! Good day to you, Adolphus.

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! Hey, everybody.

Ah, shut up! Uhh!

Ah, you'll get over it. That ain't the point.

Ahhh! Ahhh! Oooh!

Ain't nothin' like yours, Harve. I'm not very well fixed...

All aboard! I don't care what happens to me, Huck.

Almost got it! Push!

and I was waitin'for 'em, Pap! Well, why didn't ya rouse me?

And it does take it off too. But unfortunately the...

And the flour. All right.

and worth $400. So where is he now?

Anyways, I gave 'em my fancy clothes to help 'em stay warm. Hmm!

are you from England? Why, yes, I am.

Are you leaving the area for a while? I'm goin' to New Orleans.

arrow! Arrow?

Be right back. Shoo! Shoo, fly!

because you are so sweet. Why, thank you ever so.

but do ya hate me? Not at all, child.

But I need some advice on my futures. What kinda advice you need?

Cheers. Cheers.

Come on, come on! Them dogs sound hungry! Then get a move on.

Come on! Get to it!

Come on! It's the boy with that runaway slave!

Come on! Where are we going?

Come on! Help me, Jim! I'm comin', I'm comin'!

Come on. Hurry up!

Convenient mistake, huh? Yeah, convenient.

Do ya? No, sirs!

Does a cow? No, a cow don't neither.

Don't go, Jim. Last call for Cairo! Last call for Cairo!

Don't your brother know how? Those are just nonsense!

Eeewwhh! Oh!

enamel goes right along with it. Yeah, well!

Find anything, boys? Nothin' over here!

Get to work now. Come on! Yes, master.

Go for the glory, Huck! Yeah, go for the glory!

Go on, Jim. Go on. I ain't goin' nowhere without you.

Go south? A runaway slave go south? I know, I know!

Goin' somewhere? Maybe I am, and maybe I ain't.

Got 'im! Good arm you got there.

Got any friends out in the country? Yes, the Lothrups. Why?

Ha ha ha ha! I'll drink to that!

He only murdered me. Now, look, we ain't exactly the type...

Heh heh heh heh heh! Ha ha ha ha!

Hello, boys. Hey, Pop.

Here, let me dry you off. Ain't there no Shepherdsons around?

Here's some more wood, Jim. Right there.

Hey, Billy! Hey, Billy.

Hey, boy! Take care of yourself, Mr. Finn.

Hey, get over here! Aaah!

Hey, King! Yeah?

Hey, Louise! Is Jim home? Hello, Huckleberry.

Hey, we found it, doc! They hit it!

Hey. Thanks. My husband's in the cabin.

Him? Oh, yeah. William III. George IV.

Hit me! Afraid of me? That all you got?

Hit the trail! Get 'em!

Hold up! I'm right behind you, Duke! Come on, push off!

How are you at playin' deaf and dumb? Pardon?

Howdy, little one. Hello, good sir.

Huck! So good to see you. Huck? Who you callin' Huck?

Huck? Hell's bells, Jim! I almost puked up my livers.

Huck? Shut up, Jim.

Huck? Yeah, Jim.

Huckleberry! You come in here!

Huh! Now, we been lookin' everywhere, and some old codger just now...

Hush, Sophie. No, he isn't. Put those guns down!

I believe we'd better look for ourselves. Oh, I wish you would.

I can tell by your fancy accent. But we're sorry to say...

I don't know. You mean, you don't know why y'all killin' each other?

I just been borrowin' a few things. Ah, yeah.

I need to know what he's gonna do and how long he's gonna stay. Now hold on.

I ran off! Jim!

I reckon it don't matter. They already missed it anyways. Missed? What?

I say we hang 'em! Yeah!

I say we shoot 'em! Yeah!

I say we tar 'em! Yeah!

I thought you was dead. I ain't dead.

I told you before, she's my woman! No, she's not!

I wouldn't think nothin'. I'd just bust him over the head.

I'd never see my wife and my children again! But Jim!

I'll go this way. I'll go below.

I'll wail you good for meddlin' in something like that!

I'm all right! Ya think? I do.

Is a cat a cow? No.

Is a cat a man? No.

Is a cow a cat? No.

Is a cow a man? No, Jim.

Is a Frenchman a man? Yeah.

Is it yours? Yes, sir.

Is that so? They almost lynched him, too.

Isn't he the sweetest looking boy? Why, thank you, missus!

It ain't ridiculous. We just talk different.

It ain't stupid! Well, it is! It's ridiculous!

it wasn't workin'out real well. You missed dinner.

Let me go! Oh!

Let me go! Let me go! Pap Finn, you devil in disguise!

Let's get on outta here. All you think about is yourself, Jim.

Let's get! You bet!

Let's go buy those tickets. All right.

Look at that face. Well, then, what is your name, son?

Lookit here, Jim! Does a cat talk like we do? No, a cat don't.

Mr. Jenkins! Good bye, Adolphus Huckleberry.

my brother's skin's kinda rottin' off his body. Oh!

No, but we could take a steamboat upriver! Yeah!

No, I won't forget... You know, we might just prosper...

No. My name is Blodgett, Dr. Alexander Blodgett.

Nope. Nope.

Nope. You ain't dead. Funny, Jim!

not to disappear! Didn't I? Let me go!

Now, don't be long, and don't forget the eggs. All right. All right.

Now, Mary Jane! And if he was trying to help that slave,

Now, why would I do that? Just promise me, Mary Jane!

Now, you watch yourself there, little precious. You be careful!

Oh, come on, get on board. Thank ya.

Oh, did you see that? Let's go for it!

Oh, good morning, boys. Good morning.

Oh, I suppose you could. You suppose right.

Oh, I told you... Let me go!

Oh, man! Look at you, Huck. If you ain't the prettiest...

Oh, shoot. Adolphus?

Oh! Oh!

Oooh, you know some of their jabber, huh? Yeah, I do.

Out with it! Yeah!

paddle ashore and ask 'em. Don't worry, Huck. We'll see the Ohio River comin'in.

Pap. Come on! What're you doin', Huck?

Phelps Landing. Yeah, we're gonna keep him there...

Please let the man through! That's right!

Please, sir. If ya don't let the boy go, how's he gonna save our hides?

Push it! Push it! Got it?

Put that sweet boy down! Ohh! Leave them alone! Leave them alone!

Right up to your sneaky little eyeballs. And if it goes wrong...

Runaway slave." And what's that say?

See anything? No.

Shall we? Let's.

Shhh! Come on down, Huck.

so tell one and all! We will be selling everything!

Somehow... That's the way it is, and that's the way it's always been.

Sorry for bustin' in, Jim. That's all right.

Sounded like a pig in heat to me. Hee hee.

Suffocates your skin. Ya get all green and sick.

Take it all the way back up to Cairo. Right up the Ohio.

Thank you, lads. We'd be obliged. Thanks, nothin'!

Thanks, Billy. Billy!

That'll knock over their suspicions. Shut 'em up for good.

That'll tell me my future? Shhh!

That's mighty nice of'em. The widow wants you to have a proper burial,

the Duke of Bilgewater. Bilgewater?

the late Peter Wilks... in his coffin? Hmm? They did!

They even knew everything about the village! And everybody's name!

They even know about the damn dog next door. Enough!

They must have a boat on the other side! Come on! Let's get it!

Tighten it up. Aah! Aah!

Too bad. So sad.

Uh, the queen. Queen what? Queen of England.

Uncle Harvey. Ho ho ho!

Until we steal it all back. Yeah, we give them the money...

We best be goin',Jim! There's pirates on board! I know, I know!

We gotta run, now, huh? Naw, naw, naw, naw.

We sure did, Huck. And I'd do it all over again.

we'll lay your carcass out for the birds to eat. Oh, my land!

We'll see the Ohio River comin' in, won't we? We might miss it.

We're chicken thieves! That's as low as it gets. Shut up and keep runnin'!

Well, he does. But you live in Sheffield.

Well, hello, ma'am. Hello, child. My lands!

Well, now she's got two more. Uh huh.

Well, where'd everybody go? The women went to raise the relations.

Well, why didn't he just say it? He did just say it.

Well, you can stay here with us. As long as you like.

Well? Well?

Were you in our room last night? No, your maj... Unh!

What are ya doin',Jim? They'll catch ya.

What happened to Miss Sophie? Her and that Shepherdson made it across the river.

What happened to your eye? A cow kicked me.

What happened to your eye? How'd ya get that shiner?

What if there's people on it? No way!

What in hell's bells is that? Hair ball... from a ox!

What was your name again? Mary... Williams.

What would they want more for? Style.

What? Don't you worry! I got the gold.

What? They had a handbill...

What? Who? The coffin! Where's the coffin?

What'd you do to my house? I didn't do anything, Pap.

What're you doin' here? Nothin'.

What're you fetchin' off for? I think we found that murderin' runaway slave.

What's wrong with 'em? Well...

when my horse went lame. Oh, dear me! Well, come in, come in.

Where's Buckingham Palace? In Buckingham.

Who are you? Nobody.

Who's the King married to? His wife. What's her name?

Whoa, fell off a steamboat! Oh, you poor boy! Falls off a steamboat,

Whose pew? Why, ours. Your Uncle Harvey's, of course.

Why can't we just wait here? Because I don't trust ya.

Why, he's downright chivalrous. Why, he's downright nauseous.

Why, Huck? Why, what?

Wish 'em luck, Jim. They ain't gonna find my remainders. No, they're not.

Women. Here, now, have some pie and milk,

Wonderful! Dear souls, how could you?

Woof! Mighty smart of ya!

Would that be Cairo? No, Cairo ain't for another hundred miles.

Ya won't get five miles. I know.

Yeah, Huck. All these towns lookin'the same,

Yeah. $375 and a $400.

Yeow! Bull's eye. And once again...

Yes! Pap!

Yes! There! You all heard what he said? Yeah!

Yes. No!

You boy! That a raft out there yonder? Yes, sir, it is.

You can't just leave me here. You can't leave me! You killed your own partner.

You is a boy! Oh, how you do tease a poor girl so.

You mean French people don't talk the same as us? Why, no, Jim.

You never looked better! I have too looked better!

You promised not to tell! I know I did! I know.

You saw him and you didn't tell me? I'm sorry.

You see! Put your hand down. Hey, what's goin' on?

You sure are. Ha ha ha!

You think you could hit that rat for me? Be happy to.

You was gonna hightail out and just leave us, wasn't ya? No, I weren't. Honest.

You were headin' for your Uncle Billy's plantation, huh? Now, wait a minute.

You'll go to bed hungry. So if ya starve to death by mornin'...

You're beautiful! I feel ridiculous!

Your Pap look like he done seen the devil himself. Scared him, did I?

and wait on us hand and foot... and be real nice to us,

Jim! Jim!

Jim! Jim, wake up! Wake up! Huh?

Jim! Jim! Jim! Jim!

Jim! Let's get! Huh!

Jim? Hmm?

Jump! Aaah!

you're the biggest fibber... Susan!

'Bout time for us to be leavin'.

'cause I've been there before.

'Cause it's my Pap out there, and he's awful

'Cause there's a good hearted fellow I gotta save,

'Cause you're my friend, Jim.

'Course, first we had to stop along the way and borrow a few things.

" Four hundred dollar reward.

" Last Will and Testament of Peter J. Wilks.

" Pope, I'd like to stay and help ya,

"Self, you's got to tell on 'im. It's the only right thing to do. "

"to my dear, beloved brothers Harvey and William."

$225... $240... $275...

$300... now higher...

15. Deal.