Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer Edit

A few years back, the guy was pushing a new missile defense system.

A little of both.

A sensor could be tied into the Baxter Building's satellite grid.

A tachyon pulse.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Actually, this is a

All l've seen is a guy that almost got his team killed.

All of Sue's results are normal.

All of you.

All right, it's up.

All right, let's go to work.

All right. Just linking it to my PDA.

All right. l'm putting it away.

All that you know is at an end.

All that you know is at an end.

Almost done.

Altair 7, Rigel 3, Vega 6.

Always a pleasure to see you too, general.

And call ourselves what? The Dynamic Duo?

And fifteen years later...

And if we don't get him out of here, we'll all be.

And l say he's not gonna get a damn thing...

And tell her she was right.

And the jock who played quarterback in high school...

And we've got a giant intergalactic force...

And what were you doing when l walked in?

And, look, about what you saw back at the bar....

Another world awaits.

Anything would be ours for the taking.

Apparently, they don't want us interfering with their methods.

Are we prisoners?

Are you all right?

Are you feeling okay?

As you may know, there've been unusual occurrences.

Barren. Some even shattered.

Because l must.

Because...

Ben and l aren't normal...

Ben, let him go.

Ben!

Ben!

Ben!

Ben! Lift it higher!

Besides, Johnny's always been more of a solo act.

Besides...

Both thermal...

Bringing in soldiers and weaponry will put innocent people in danger.

But if Reed's right, and this is it...

But Johnny's....

But l guess you never played football in high school, did you, Richards?

But l'm afraid...

But no exotic dancers.

But the truth is...

But the world's at stake and we need to work together to survive.

But under the radar.

Bye, Johnny.

Call Professor Jeff Wagner.

Can we talk?

Can you understand what l'm saying?

Captain Raye. Access granted.

Catch.

Come on, Johnny.

Come on, Richards. Jam the damn signal.

Come on, Sue.

Come on, you must have a name.

Come on! We just said this is serious!

Come on.

Come on. Again.

Confident. Reckless. lrresponsible.

Could l help you? No, you can't use that elev

Could we just skip to the end?

Could you drop the force field?

Could you stop the Destroyer if you wanted to?

Crap.

Crap.

Crisis averted.

Dad would be proud.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Reed Richards...

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this couple...

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to....

Did you follow the shiny man to Lollipop Land or the Rainbow Junction?

Did you know l could create a force field inside someone's body...

Do we really want to raise kids in all this?

Do you love Reed?

Do you understand?

Do your field engineers have a beryllium casing?

Does that amaze anyone else? How did she know it was me?

Doesn't it bother you, all the worlds and innocent people you've helped destroy?

Don't do that.

Don't let go!

Don't worry about it. Between the two of us, we'll get it all done.

Don't worry about it. l know you.

Don't worry, my lips are sealed.

Don't worry.

Dr. Richards, l'm very sorry, but we're overbooked.

English US

Especially one who enjoys the public spotlight so much.

Even from you.

Even if we break him out of this place, how are we gonna catch up to Victor?

Even our wedding turns into World War lll.

Even with the l can't think of a guy that wouldn't want to

Everywhere the Surfer goes, eight days later, the planet dies.

Excuse me, would you mind?

Excuse me.

Eyes on! Keep your weapons trained!

Face it, we're not exactly normal.

Fall back! Fall back!

Field personnel estimate its diameter to be 200 meters.

First squad, move out!

Flame on!

Flame on!

Flame on!

Flame on!

Flame on! Come on!

For him.

Fortunately, you're not human.

Frankie...

General Hager.

General Hager. Access granted.

General, l'm putting the sensor online now.

General, we know firsthand, you trust Victor and you're gonna regret it.

General, what about the board?

General?

General.

Get back to my research.

Get out of there, right now!

Get out! Get out!

Give him what he wants.

Give it your best shot.

Good evening, and welcome to the Baxter....

Good, that's great. Now shave and put on your tux.

Got him.

Got it?

Great.

Guys?

Guys? What are you doing?

Guys.

Hang on.

Have they no shame?

He does have some sort of rocklike heart.

He is here.

He'll have no choice.

He's dead.

He's head of the Physics Department at Brown.

He's here.

He's never been wrong about this kind of thing before.

He's really pissing me off!

He's too fast to contain. When l see silver, l'm hitting him!

He's too strong for me.

Heads up, Johnny.

Hello?

Here comes the bride

Hey, are you all right, pal?

Hey, get out of there.

Hey, hey, you're not a complete screw up.

Hey, honey.

Hey, it's the Human Torch!

Hey, Johnny.

Hey, Johnny.

Hey, that's right.

Hey, wait. l'm not changing.

Hey, watch it.

Hey, what are you doing up here?

Hey, you. Come here.

Hey!

Hey! Hey, listen! Listen, everybody!

Hey! Hey!

Hey.

Hey. Hey, it's me! l'm back!

Hey. lt's the bride of stretchy man.

Hey. You scared me there, Smokey. Look at you. You're cute.

Hi.

Hold on!

Holy crap!

How are we gonna stop him?

How are you still alive?

How can we be working on the same side as Victor?

How can you serve this thing?

How could we possibly raise a family like this?

How did that happen?

How did you come back?

How do you fight something that eats planets?

How do you guys...?

How does Reed know the general?

How is this possible?

How's it going?

Jam the signal, get out of the way, and let us do our job.

John Storm, Fantastic Four lncorporated.

John. Focus testing showed Johnny skewed a little young.

Johnny, are you okay?

Johnny, are you planning ?

Johnny, we had a deal.

Johnny!

Johnny?

Johnny?

Johnny?

Johnny's are what?

Johnny's got enough to worry about as it is, with his power problems.

Just a minute.

Just get back to the lab.

Just hang on! l'll get you, okay?

Just kidding. We're auctioning off the exclusive wedding photos...

Just loosen up. Have some fun.

Just try to keep your distance from us.

Keep it quiet, but l've cross referenced and analyzed the global disturbances.

Kid's got a point, Reed. You should have told us.

L am not the Destroyer.

L am so hot for you right now.

L can only go so fast, since l'm working by myself.

L can't believe you brought that to our wedding.

L can't believe you just turned down a science project.

L can't find a link.

L can't ignore it, Reed. There's no getting away from it!

L can't imagine what they're doing to him.

L could whale on him if l get close...

L cross referenced the Surfer's radiation through every astronomical database.

L didn't tell you, because l didn't want you to worry.

L don't fly coach.

L don't know, l think it bothers you to see him really happy and in love.

L don't know. l've been feeling really strange since my run in with surfer boy.

L don't want to embarrass you guys.

L expected more, Richards.

L got a better idea.

L have a fitting in half an hour. The musicians after that.

L have no choice.

L have to throw the bouquet.

L have too much to do before the wedding.

L haven't picked out the place settings or the flowers. There's too much to do.

L heard of getting cold feet....

L hope it rains.

L just wanted to give him a hug.

L know you are there.

L know you very well. l read your personality profile.

L know, but there's a good reason.

L know. But once we are married, everything will be back to normal.

L like the part where he knocks you on your ass.

L love this song. Wanna dance?

L love you.

L made a detailed recording of our little encounter.

L mean, not the "holding Alicia" thing. She's your girlfriend, not mine.

L now pronounce you man and wife, and you may kiss the bride.

L should be on that list.

L stayed in and studied, like a good little nerd.

L think it might be clobbering time.

L think Sue might have a problem with it.

L think there's no way we're wearing that.

L think we have enough endorsement deals.

L think you're jealous.

L touched Johnny, and then this.

L was definitely still talking.

L was explaining to the girls about how the big bang led to....

L wasn't finished.

L will no longer serve.

L wonder why she'd say that.

L would have invited your friends, but you don't have any.

L would say that it was a meteor, but the trail's all wrong.

L'd hate to find out she was killed in a rock slide.

L'll be there to hold his hand and finish his little project for him.

L'll need a pitcher with the biggest handle you've got.

L'll pay for that.

L'll see you upstairs.

L'll show you a rock slide!

L'll take a teaching position somewhere.

L'll tell you, Ben, l'm starting to feel like a complete screw up.

L'll try to talk slowly so you can keep up.

L'll try.

L'm afraid l've never seen anything like it. Ben?

L'm both impressed and disgusted at that.

L'm driving.

L'm engaged to the hottest girl on the planet.

L'm getting married this Saturday. l just don't have the time.

L'm getting married.

L'm getting married.

L'm glad l could help.

L'm glad we have the opportunity to collaborate again.

L'm glad you had fun.

L'm gonna go check on Johnny.

L'm guessing Susie doesn't know anything about it.

L'm here on direct orders from the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

L'm just saying maybe the general's right about this.

L'm not mad you built the sensor. You did the right thing.

L'm on fire!

L'm Susan.

L'm the quarterback. You're on my team.

L'm trying to help you, but to do that, you have to tell me the truth.

L've been a little off my game lately.

L've got a zit.

L've locked on Victor's energy trail. He's headed over Southeast China.

Last night, the FAA was forced to ground all aircraft, leaving thousands stranded...

Leave that to me.

Let it be done quickly.

Let me ask you something.

Let's all go for a spin!

Let's give them the attention for a change.

Let's hope so. We've gotten reports of two more craters.

Let's not make this about me.

Let's not mention it to them yet.

Let's see what he's got.

Let's talk somewhere private.

Lf l knew that, l wouldn't need you people, would l?

Lf somebody told her you were investigating...

Lf Sue finds out, you'll get an invisible kick in the nuts.

Lf we can separate him from the board, we can cut off his power completely.

Lf you'll excuse us, we have work to do.

Listen, l have a very important wedding issue we need to talk about.

Ln Japan, some suggest the solidification of the bay...

Ln other news, Reed Richards and Susan Storm's wedding...

Lnformation that might just help save the planet.

Lnvitation, sir?

Look at that.

Look at where the energy levels surge when he attacks me.

Look, don't tell Johnny.

Look, kid, it's out of our hands. lt's up to the eggheads now.

Look, Mom!

Ls that bad?

Ls that obnoxious brother talk for "You look kind of nice"?

Ls there any way we could get some DVDs...

Lt caused you to temporarily switch powers with Sue.

Lt could be progressive.

Lt doesn't make sense. He protected me from the missile. Why would he do that?

Lt exploded. And in a trillionth of a second...

Lt is known by many names. My people called it...

Lt is not l who draws the Destroyer here. lt is the beacon.

Lt looked like a man, but completely covered in silver, and it flew this, like...

Lt must feed on energy to survive.

Lt never is.

Lt scares you, doesn't it?

Lt seems to radiate cosmic energy when it exerts itself...

Lt was a joke.

Lt would take all of us.

Lt's a whirlpool!

Lt's giving off its own energy.

Lt's in a chamber which continuously scrambles the signal.

Lt's more than that. ls my life always gonna be a circus?

Lt's Reed and Sue's big day.

Lt's the wedding of the century. Reed Richards and Susan Storm...

Lt's their decision, not yours.

Lt's too late.

Make sure our guests remain here, comfortably.

Man, he's fast.

May l help you?

Maybe he lied?

Maybe he needs a little persuasion.

Maybe he thinks you're cute.

Maybe we should get you checked out.

More than l've ever loved anyone.

Mr. Sherman, let's take a break.

Mr. Sherman.

Mr. Storm?

Ms. Storm will be with your shortly.

My bad.

My inside sources tell me unlucky bride to be Sue Storm...

My service spares my world...

New uniforms showed up. What do you think?

Next time? There's no next time.

Next, the lnvisible Woman's greatest fashion blunders...

Nice.

No more than you already have.

No postponements. No interruptions.

No problem.

No thanks to you four, that's for certain.

No, Alicia, it just doesn't feel right.

No, Johnny!

No, no, hey! This is serious!

No, you're right, l didn't.

No.

No.

No.

No. Seriously, Johnny.

No. We're not postponing anything, not this time.

Norrin Radd.

Norrin, we'll need your help to save our world.

Norrin!

Not always.

Not even the mysterious transformation of matter at the subatomic level.

Not so tough now, are you?

Not without me.

Nothing is more important to me than our future together.

Nothing. Just needed some air.

Now all l have to do is concentrate on the area for the next eight hours.

Now it's time to keep your end of the bargain.

Now let's be clear about this...

Officially, we've downplayed their significance, but we're concerned...

Oh, boy. That's a biggie.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, great.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, my God, Sue! Just

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, not at all.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, we're a team now? News to me.

Oh, yeah, serious.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me!

Okay, Ben, you get inside. Johnny, you fly behind us.

Okay, now you're making me uncomfortable.

Okay, so you do know me.

Okay, that one hurt.

Okay, you win.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Sorry. Please continue.

Okay. We're now officially enemies of the United States of America.

Open fire! Repeat, open fire!

Or maybe just one of us.

Overgrown furball.

Pal, this is the luckiest day of your life.

Part of me would like to go out fighting.

Personally, l don't like sharing sensitive information with a civilian.

Please.

Please.

Question for you, though:

Ready?

Really?

Reed testified that the technology wouldn't work.

Reed, come on. You're gonna miss your own wedding.

Reed, don't agree to this.

Reed, shut your cell phone off.

Reed, you're gonna find the answer.

Reed!

Reed! Reed!

Reed?

Reed.

Reed.

Reed.

Reed.

Reed.

Reed.

Reflex.

Richards, find me another way to track it.

Richards, your country needs your help.

Right, l know it's the Army.

Scientists have ruled out global warming...

See? l can already feel your pulse slowing down.

See? No answer.

Self obsessed, bordering on narcissism.

Seriously, Johnny, no bachelor party. lt's just not my kind of thing.

Shall we?

She's very attractive. She's so attractive.

Showoff.

Since you're a ghost, you won't mind if l break your neck.

Slower.

So are you up for another media circus wedding? Fifth time's a charm.

So exactly how does this thing work?

So far, the only one l've regretted trusting here is you, Richards.

So it caused the anomalies?

So l guess this is it.

So l just want to say to you guys, please respect our privacy.

So let me make it clear for you and your pack of freaks.

So seems like you and Alicia are doing well. Annoyingly so, in fact.

So, what's it take to date the Human Torch?

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Stay back, before you get somebody killed.

Stay close to me, Sue!

Stop, drop and roll! Stop, drop and roll!

Sue and Reed, congratulations on your wedding!

Sue, l am so sorry.

Sue, your clothes.

Sue!

Sue!

Sue. Sue.

Sue. What are you...?

Surf's up, metalhead!

Sweetie...

Take a deep breath.

Take a look at this.

Take joy in the last few hours you have left...

Talk about wild.

Tell him not to worry.

Thank you, general.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Semper fi.

Thanks, Candy. That means a lot to me.

Thanks, Roberta.

That is cool.

That is, they would be if l had any.

That sounds pretty good.

That was a joke. l was joking.

That's enough! We'll talk about this later.

That's funny. Seriously, Reed, it could help subsidize your little inventions.

That's it.

That's it.

That's my seat.

That's not funny. What am l supposed to do in the meantime?

That's the Marine Corps. We're the Army.

That's the most romantic thing you've ever said to me.

The board draws it here.

The city's charging us for three squad cars they say we destroyed...

The enemy has been captured.

The energy was channeled through him, but it originated from his board.

The guest list includes many of New York's power elite.

The guy was about to destroy the planet. He said so himself.

The last crater was formed in Greenland...

The most important thing right now is our wedding.

The snoxfall came with no warning...

The source of my power.

The things l can do.

The two of us will live our lives and raise a family, like normal people.

The whole world's counting on me, and l just....

Then do it for Ben. lt means a lot to the big guy. You'll break his heart.

Then you have nothing to worry about.

There are certain things l'm not permitted to do...

There he is.

There you go.

There? See what happened?

There. lf there's a surge in cosmic radiation anywhere, you'll know.

There's always a choice.

There's more going on. He said he wasn't the Destroyer.

These have been appearing in remote areas throughout the world.

These were taken by one of our spy satellites three days ago.

They appear in a numerical sequence.

They can build a sensor without me.

They want a nice, normal, boring ass life.

They'll tell you when they're ready.

They'll understand.

They're caused by cosmic radiation, not unlike the kind which gave us our powers.

They're just hot.

They're not exotic dancers.

This is a very special day for my sister, probably the most important of her life.

This is by far the coolest thing you have ever done.

This is it.

This is not a game.

This is the end for us both.

This isn't how l imagined it.

This proves what l've been saying.

This was Johnny's idea. l just went along.

This will be the wedding you dreamed of. l won't let anything get in the way.

Thought you could use a hand.

Time to end this.

To be honest, you kind of smell like ash.

To find out what this is about, we need a way to locate and intercept that object.

To quote a friend of mine...

Together, we could be unstoppable.

Treasure each moment with her.

Try it again.

Unbelievable. Bizarre anomalies...

Unfortunately.

Unless you need to do Jell O shots off someone's stomach.

Victor is out there somewhere with unlimited power.

Victor von Doom. He's here under my orders.

Victor, only the Surfer can stop the Destroyer. But he needs his board.

Victor, the board is drawing the Destroyer here. You have to give it up.

Victor! Stay back!

Victor?

Victor. We've gotta get it back.

Victor's gotta have a pulse emitter linking him to his board.

Von Doom wants to speak with you.

Von Doom's made contact with the alien. He's got valuable information.

Wait! l said, wait!

Want nothing to do with her. Not to say she's not attractive.

We all go our separate ways.

We can pinpoint the location of the object.

We can't even Sorry.

We can't run away from our responsibilities. This is who we are.

We do have a choice.

We don't even know where he is.

We don't know the extent of his condition.

We don't know what it could do to you.

We have to get to the board and lead it away from here.

We move out of the Baxter Building.

We must destroy it before it attacks again.

We need to get inside there and talk to him.

We need to get the Surfer. He understands its power.

We need to get to the roof. lt should be here by now.

We take it out, we can separate him from his board.

We were gonna tell you.

We were too late.

We will never have normal lives as long as we do what we do.

We'll make adjustments. Next time, we'll be ready.

We'll see you out there, sweetie.

We're dealing with something highly resourceful.

We're gonna have to split up!

We're heading to intercept the Surfer in 1 0 minutes, with or without you.

We're sitting ducks!

We've got a serious problem.

We've lost power! We're going down! We're going down!

Well, do you think the general will go for that?

Well, you got me, pal.

Well?

Well? l helped deliver the alien to you, as promised.

Were you waiting outside the bathroom to try and catch me in a towel?

What ?

What about Ben and Johnny?

What about the craters?

What are you doing?

What are you?

What can l do for you?

What did l miss?

What did you pick? The blue ones with them little flowers? l like them.

What do you have against capitalism?

What do you mean by that?

What do you mean, you don't have a choice?

What if we get an endorsement from an airline? Get us a private jet?

What if, after this crisis is over...

What is that?

What l meant...

What should be here?

What the hell is going on? Where is General Hager?

What the hell is wrong with you people?

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that?

What?

What?

What's he doing? A fire.

What's the beacon?

What's the matter? Afraid of ghosts?

What's this?

What's your name?

Whatever this thing is, it has the ability to convert matter and energy.

When he surfaces, move the fight away from the crowd.

When the universe began, it was no bigger than a marble. Then, bang!

When we activate the field, it'll separate him from his board...

When were they gonna tell us?

Where was l? Oh, yeah.

Which is really pathetic, when you think about it.

Why are you destroying our planet?

Why are you so down on me? You don't even know me.

Why are you trying to destroy us?

Why did you try to protect me?

Why do you keep watching this? Just ignore it.

Why does this always happen to me?

Why isn't it working?

Wild?

With scientists unabIe to explain the events...

Would it make a good toy, or is it something science y?

Wow, and you just walked away.

Wow, that's really boring.

Wow, you're really cute.

Wow, you're really smart.

Yeah, great. You have the rings?

Yeah, l'm a lucky guy.

Yeah, nice try, buddy.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, that's right. Keep running, Boo Boo.

Yeah, you are.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. l just.... l gotta walk this off.

Yeah. Sue says l'm addicted to it.

Yes, sir.

Yes, there is.

Yes.

Yes. You can take me to see Dr. Richards.

You ain't going down fighting, kid.

You and me are gonna be spending a whole lot of time together, pal!

You can do your tests on the board...

You can only fool yourself but for so long, Torch.

You can't be mad at them for doing what makes them happy.

You can't do that. We stick to the plan and work as a team.

You can't handle this alone. l'm bringing in help.

You do. Reed, you need to relax.

You don't look completely ridiculous in that dress.

You got me. Things were simpler when l could just whale on the guy.

You had your shot and you blew it. This is a military operation now.

You have your coordinates. Set up your posts and rendezvous back here.

You know what Sue would have a problem with?

You know, l'm not exactly a deep kind of guy.

You know, l've never been the giving type, Reed.

You look beautiful.

You need to find a way to get the board.

You said you weren't the one trying to destroy our world. Then who is?

You should really be a little more cooperative.

You shouldn't tease him so much.

You think l'm jealous? Have you seen the women l've dated?

You think Reed's right about the whole end of the world thing?

You two should get started right away.

You were saying?

You would do that?

You're getting married and you look like a bum.

You're making that thing for the general, aren't you?

You're Mr. Fantastic, aren't you? That's so awesome.

You're the quarterback.

You've been busy, my friend.

You've gotta go.

Your bachelor party.

Your board?

Your encounter with the Surfer put your molecules in a constant state of flux.

Your herald summons you.

Your talents are impressive.

...making him powerless. Like a fish in a net.

...we leave it all behind? What are you talking about?

A bachelor party could be fun. Yes!

A family? Who says you have to be normal...

Anything else? How'd you do it?

Are you all right? How are you?

Are you building that thing? No.

Ben, stop it! l see why you like that.

Can't you put makeup on it? No, no, l got it.

Come and get it, Richards. Victor.

Come on. We're on. Okay. Okay.

Consider it. Talk to you later. Where are you going?

Do you remember that time ? A pulse.

Don't start. Don't listen to him. You look gorgeous.

Don't tell Johnny what? Great.

Don't you knock? You're supposed to be helping Reed.

Ever done any modeling? Not interested.

Fire one over the top. Roger, out.

Fireproof lingerie and a lot of aloe. Thank you.

General, give us a one mile perimeter. Forget it, Richards.

Good. You'll build the sensor for us l'm afraid l can't.

Gotta go, hon. Okay.

Guy really knows how to loosen up. You're not kidding.

Guys. You're lucky if it can carry you.

Halt! Stay where you are!

He did it. Great job, kid.

He's been to all these planets? And now they're lifeless.

Help! Sue?

Hemi? Of course.

Hey, hey. We're keeping this quiet. l know.

Hey, not bad. lncredible.

Hey, taxi! Oh, man!

Hold on! Pull me in!

Honestly. Come on, you'll be great.

Johnny. This is Dolce.

Just a little hobby of mine. Yeah?

l believe there is. How?

l can fly circles around you. Guys!

l know what l saw. Thank you. lt's all right, Johnny.

l say he gets what he deserves. How can you say that?

l want to be there for the questioning. Not gonna happen.

l'd like to run more tests and Want a volunteer?

l'll call it in. Great.

l'm not Johnny! Sue, how did this happen?

Let him go. You know who that is?

Let me get one more. That should be fine.

Let me just No, wait!

ln theory, anyway. How long until it's operational?

lnputting my to do list. Really?

Look at these parasites. l know, it's unbelievable.

Look out! Don't move!

lt could be fun. No, Ben!

lt knew it was being monitored? And traced it back here.

lt'll be all right. No, it won't!

lt's happening again, isn't it? Yeah, sure.