The Bob's Burgers Movie Edit

A dead man's tooth. (ALL GASP)

A dirt installer? Mm.

A family just took a picture with me.

A family was surprised when you jumped in their picture.

A ha! There you go. They have a suspect.

A hat that looks like shorts,

A little too excited about the sub idea.

A lobster bulldozer pushing some dirt into a hole.

A lucky family.

A new one every day.

About Felix and Fanny, are you?

About going with your brother to Cuba...

About how much is riding on today.

About something? Mm mm, no, I didn't.

About your legal strategy. Boring.

Above a dead body this whole time.

Accidently fall into a hole. A bup bup!

Accordinary People. Everybody loves them.

Adult bookstore? No.

Against the law for you to have that.

Ah, he's off till second shift.

Ah, I can hire a wet wiper when I get there.

Ah. No.

Ahh! Oh, funhouse mirror. Ha ha.

Alive, under the ground.

All except for cousin Calvin, because he never got caught.

All my favorite stuff in one place.

All of our oxygen. LINDA: Oh!

All over the place while falling into the hole?

All right, fellas. Let's not be here anymore.

All right, fine. It's also because of my hat. My ears.

All right, get away.

All right, I'll meet you at the place.

All right, I'm going upstairs to go to the bathroom,

All right, kids, you gotta get out of here, too.

All right. Emergency kid meeting.

All right. Fuse.

All right. I'm hoping one of these is reverse.

All right. Save Mr. Fischoeder,

All right. We'll follow him,

All the restaurant equipment is wrapped up in that loan.

All things you'd find in an amusement pier.

All those in favor of doing this tomorrow morning?

All we have to do is sell enough burgers

ALL: Ah! No.

ALL: Ahh!

ALL: Oh, Gene. I'm sorry, it's a fear fart.

ALL: Save Mr. Fischoeder,

ALL: Whoa! Dad, are you Fonzie?

ALL: Yeah.

Also, how do we get outta here if he tries to kill...

Also, she's helping Tina with her wig,

Also, we might be in a murderer's house,

Also, we were never Bob Burgers.

Also, who are you?

Also, you don't know that many people.

Also, your mega park is mega dumb. And so are you.

Always feels weird, huh?

Am I understanding your ridiculous question?

An educated banana cufflink.

An exterminator said he's gonna pray for us.

And a napkin holder, and dreams, and magic.

And a person dressed as a...

And a Scorpio, probably.

And a selfish lover, I bet.

And accuse a carnie of killing another carnie?

And anything from the left side of the middle section

And baby powder mixed up?

And big things are comin' for Summer Tina.

And call the police when we see what his plan is.

And can you take the, um... hmm?

And charged with the murder

And come up with the bank's money.

And continue to be our landlord

And Cotton Candy Dan.

And doin' a lot of this. (RATTLING)

And don't make this a thing. It's been a stressful day.

And Droopy Bob just kinda sees things the way they are.

And every single one of them has been.

And everyone is awful.

And feet have mouths.

And Felix Fischoeder,

And free popcorn.

And get Security Blanket Hank

And goes places?

And he hid this room away.

And he'll tell us we can slide on the rent,

And he's parked in front of the funhouse

And I brought all the gear we'll need.

And I didn't wanna wait six years.

And I don't think he fell on it,

And I guess I was scared or something,

And I guess, taking money from them.

And I had extra material, so, uh, rabbit ears.

And I look like a giant burger,

And I put these bars on it so you can move it.

And I say, "okay,"

And I was like, did they get salt

And I wear these frickin' ears.

And I'll push it around for you.

And I'm gonna try not to think too much

And I'm sure you agree that I've found it.

And I'm watching to see if they try and move the goods.

And if they see us, they'll be like, "Oh, let's shiv them."

And it hasn't been an issue socially at all.

And it makes it take a while.

And it makes our teeth hurt.

And it matches my scar,

And it says "dead inside," but I have feelings, you know?

And it was the launch point for our underwater ride,

And it's a pretty blue plastic.

And it's just Dan, Mr. Fischoeder,

And it's not like I could go around asking,

And it's true what they say,

And listen for Felix, and see if he's in there.

And making people feel nervous to ask about their order.

And maybe an apron for me

And maybe figure out if music is,

And most importantly, he has a motive.

And Mr. Fischoeder will call us back too,

And my mom made them, and they gave them to me

And no other parts are wet.

And now everyone thinks

And now it kinda makes me think

And now that I'm saying it out loud,

And now they're fleeing the freaking country.

And now we have six days

And our band, the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee!

And people with heart problems.

And personal cousin, Grover Fischoeder.

And picking up someone's on again off again girlfriend.

And prove we're not babies, and Chloe Barbash is dumb.

And pushing each other and punching each other.

And put that memory in a place you don't think about.

And recorder bad boy, Peter Pescadero.

And save the restaurant and prove... (SIGHS)

And sends back his dishes.

And sex sells, baby. Yeah, Bob.

And she's showing the whole school.

And shorts that look like a hat.

And some comfortable shoes,

And some of us will also be able to have

And stay away from crevices.

And stick them somewhere else?

And super humble!

And sure, Dan and Mr. Fischoeder

And sure, I was thinking about

And that is the breakthrough we've been looking for.

And that real me

And that's Mr. Fischoeder's golf cart.

And that's why I'm starting my foundation, Sinkhole Kids.

And the real murderer

And the water gets us out somehow?

And their bikes were by some stairs.

And their bones fell on your face.

And their lunch break takes forever,

And then get him out of here

And then it's time for that special moment.

And then the Molehill turns into Mole Hell.

And then they'll take our restaurant stuff,

And then we do that over and over,

And then we served it to you, and you ate it all.

And then you saw a... Cart.

And then, when I go anyway, you gasp.

And they could go there.

And they pulled down their little pants

And they said we won't be able to flush

And they said, "Yeah,"

And they sat on your sandwich...

And they told you where I was?

And they were like, "What?"

And they're all throwing ducks.

And they're yelling at each other,

And try and help the Fischoeders not get killed.

And us second shift folks are, uh, doing this.

And watch a little bit until Bob and Linda get back.

And we are not gonna die!

And we got it all on tape. Oh!

And we had this idea to make you the hat.

And we jump down onto the beach?

And we really, really need to get that extension.

And we said, "Oh, we know those guys."

And we said, "The One Eyed Snakes"?

And we went into the little electrical place.

And we were like, "Yeah, they're really nice."

And we were pretending that we work here,

And we will live in a box on the street.

And we'll be on easy street.

And we'll sell a million burgers.

And we're back on track, baby.

And we're gonna ask for an extension

And what am I supposed to do again?

And what are we gonna do with Mom and Dad after school

And who wants to believe that?

And why's she dropping

And with the hat,

And you are welcome

And you can ask a lot of questions in that, huh?

And you can... (GRUNTS)

And you have that weird tooth for some reason,

And you just need a chance to shine.

And you know, maybe they're hungry.

And you saw my banana cufflink,

And you sounded great. Parts were great.

And you, my friend. Aw.

And you'll be able to make facial expressions again, huh?

And your arraignment. Boring er.

And your coffee says "Sergeant Bosco" on it.

And your music, it makes you happy,

And, hey, who knows,

And, oh, just get them all. No.

And, uh, your faces are making me

ANDY: 'Cause it loves us so much.

ANDY: Time for us to get married.

ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) He shoots, he scores.

Any comments for us at this time?

Any fun stories about that?

Anyway, after the game, I went back

Anyway, I found this.

Anyway, the city will take care of this.

Anyway, we're here to tell you

Are fighting to get out of my bottom hole.

Are gonna flee the country together.

Are the kind of thing you say when we're gonna die,

Are you coming, Ron?

Are you selling burgers? We are.

Argh. Okay. At least no one saw.

As going out of business in there.

As good as Homicide, maybe better.

As kind of the coolest division, you know?

As missing Wonder Wharf employee, Daniel DeAngelo,

At horsetop riding. Horseback.

At school. Chloe Barbash called me a baby.

At the "newly half renovated bandshell."

At the Wonder Wharf bandshell this summer?

Avoid Sub Dude's, but overall pretty simple.

Aw, I love you too, Bobby! Okay, bed!

Aw, nuts. (BOB SIGHS)

Aw, you really love her, huh?

Babies come out of hol es, they don't go into them.

Baby. (ALL GASP)

Back inside. Never mind.

Back to Robbery Division, which is just

BAD KUCHI KOPI: Oh, please. I brushed.

Be right back. Okay, Bob, grab your meat.

Because business dreams are about business.

Because Felix gives all the duckies

Because he's mad

Because I'm in the family.

Because it was the first day of preschool

Because it's a homicide.

Because it's dry now.

Because we are gonna get out of here.

Because you shouldn't. Okey dokey.

Because you skipped school.

Because, (CLEARS THROAT)

Beef con carnie. LOUISE: Mm hmm.

Before Felix does something bad to him.

Being part of each other's lives.

Bibbity bibbity bam! (CROWD CHEERING)

Bibbity bibbity bibbity bam!

Big girl, pajama pants. Come on!

Big jump!

Big things like that heat rash you get sometimes?

Bigger.

Biker gang headquarters,

BOB AND LOUISE: Kuchi Kopi.

Bob Burgers is getting a little bit of a line.

Bob, calm down.

Bob, I gotta go up to the apartment real quick.

Bob, take the ramp. Uh huh. Yep.

Bob, we have to sell

Bob, you know I love this "bring him a burger" idea,

BOB: (GRUNTING) I think we lost him.

BOB: (GRUNTS) I'm getting up.

BOB: ♪♪ Every day we come downstairs

BOB: A lot.

BOB: Didn't work.

BOB: Dirt? Dirt.

BOB: Do you not remember it that way?

BOB: Does anyone wanna talk about

BOB: Everybody okay?

BOB: Hmm.

BOB: How do we get out of this place? It's a maze.

BOB: I can't break it.

BOB: I guess that's professional.

BOB: It's okay. I put an egg on it.

BOB: Lin. What?

BOB: Listen to me, I'm gonna do for you what you do for me.

BOB: Louise. My dad left all this to me,

BOB: Mm. LINDA: Mm, soup.

BOB: No, I don't remember any. We were concerned.

BOB: No, Lin, just... LINDA: (EXHALES) Oh, God.

BOB: No, you never give up.

BOB: Now it's a crime scene. Great, great, great, great.

BOB: Oh, crap. Are you kidding me?

BOB: Oh, God. (CRASHING)

BOB: Oh, God. Kids, hold on.

BOB: Oh, it's getting close to the animals.

BOB: Oh, my God! He's ramming us!

BOB: Oh, my God. All right.

BOB: Oh, my God. Everyone, back inside,

BOB: Okay, I gotta think. I don't wanna breathe

BOB: Okay, uh, do we go back out now?

BOB: Shh. You "shh."

BOB: Sorry, signs.

BOB: Stupid bank. Sunny side up.

BOB: There's our giant hole. That's how we know we're home.

BOB: They are leaving the dirt.

BOB: Uh, I think he shot out our tire.

BOB: Uh... All right. (TEDDY YELLS)

BOB: Um, no. OLLIE: Oh.

BOB: Wait, no, don't you give up.

BOB: We should maybe leave the park.

BOB: What the...

BOB: What? Louise, you're brave.

BOB: Where's the fuse? Where's the fuse?

BOB: Yeah, not to scare anybody,

BOB: Yeah, still don't tell us.

BOB: Yeah, you didn't need them.

BOB: Yep. Glad we could clear that up,

BOB: You might have been right about your way being faster.

BOB: You remind me of my mom, Louise.

Bob! Linda! Are you up there?

Bob's looking at me funny.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

BOTH: ♪♪ Summer of our lives (CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

BOTH: ♪♪ We'll come back here, we'll go berserk

BOTH: ♪♪ We're gonna live, la, la, la

BOTH: Whee.

Boy trouble? Girl trouble? All the trouble.

Boy, the energy over there seems great, doesn't it?

Brown hair, used to rob banks, nice guy. Works here now.

But boy, oh, boy, did you do good selling burgers!

But can you pass the pilaf?

But don't go there.

But everyone loves us.

But go, Dad. Please, very much.

But he said he's afraid he can't beat the charge.

But he's gonna get away. We gotta follow him.

But I bet they didn't search Felix's.

But I didn't know he swallowed the damn thing.

But I made them after your first day at preschool.

But I, like, wear them a lot.

But I'm really worried.

But isn't it a little early to be making it?

But it was kinda cute, I guess.

But it's kinda sweet that he and Fanny

But it's not, like, off the table,

But let's just say your submarine

But little did I know

But maybe filling holes is your thing.

But maybe not making eye contact.

But no bad ideas. I mean...

But nobody back there wants to hear

But nobody from Homicide would talk to us.

But not anymore. We've moved on.

But not the best frame job, right?

But pretty soon, right?

But still excited about this. Whoo hoo.

But still, signing it. This doesn't look right.

But thank you. She's scared.

But thankfully, blessedly,

But that question you wanna ask me.

But the bikini can stay.

But the bikini. It's summer.

But the good news is,

But the track goes right past the fuse.

But then I thought maybe it was a stupid question

But then I was like,

But then you found my barrette clace.

But they haven't found the other one.

But they said you were on a stakeout.

But we gotta get it transferred to a format

But we're "not all there, upstairs."

But why are you doing all this?

But yeah, it's gonna take a while.

But you can't let them leave the country.

But you know what I'm saying. It's like a metaphor.

But you know who else is in there? Dreamy Bob.

But you know, maybe not.

But, I guess we could stay for a little bit.

But, Louise, if you don't think

But, maybe we should move around a little bit.

But, uh, yeah, also you look good, Mom.

But, uh, you know, lot of people think it.

But, um, don't breathe too much.

Bye, burger people. See you when the rent's due.

Bye, front desk person.

Bye, kids. Have fun at school.

Bye. Okay.

Cafeteria, pretty magical setting.

Calvin and I have some business things to do.

Calvin, we were right in the middle of flyering

CALVIN: I don't hug.

CALVIN: Let's play something jazzy, shall we?

CALVIN: Look out! (HORN BEEPS)

CALVIN: Mm, the sea monsters win.

CALVIN: Mm... Mm mm. Mm mm.

CALVIN: No, thank you. Yes, thank you.

CALVIN: That is the Orchestramarama.

Can I get the toothpick back when you're done?

Can I say, "Honey, no"? TINA AND LOUISE: No.

Can they see that?

Can we get traditional Thai street food

Can we talk to you over here?

Can you toss me the light?

CARNIE: Bye.

CARNIE: Closing the park early.

CARNIE: No, Fitz. This way.

CARNIE: There they are. BOB: Oh, for Pete's sake.

Carousel horses over there.

Carousel horses!

Caused by old and leaky outflow pipes

Cents? Yeah, cents.

Check it, people.

Children? (KIDS GASP)

Chloe thinks that I'm scared to not wear them.

CHLOE: You're not gonna do it.

Climbing down into the hole

Climbing through the window.

Closed eyes, piggy nose! Lin.

Come on, clam, let us out of you!

Come on, let's go find the kids.

Come on, little arms.

Come on, Mole. Don't be so slow.

Come on, someone moved the thing?

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Come to bed.

Come on. Let's go to the front gate, and try to cut 'em off.

Come on. No.

Considering that I've never driven down here before

Cool.

Cool. Have fun with that.

Cops don't dance around like that.

Cotton Candy Dan?

Could our band borrow this when we headline

Crap. Everybody into the closet.

Crime hole! Crime hole!

Crime hole. Gene.

CRITTER: ♪♪ Come on, shake your body

Custom. It's a banana wearing a graduation hat.

Customers need that, usually,

Dad, Dad, Dad.

Dad, I don't wanna stop your flow,

Dad, you have a pee spot.

Dad, you look like

Dad's been using this restaurant stuff all wrong.

Damaged collectibles, some of you,

Damn it.

Damn. Oh. Hey, I have something for you.

Dang it, Jimmy Jr., not now. (YELPS)

Definitely not true.

Depends. Does he like like you?

Despite what some robots may say.

Did somebody say that's badass?

Did you guys get a new car?

Did you have a nice, nutritious meal?

Did you hear anything I said? Oh, you did.

Did you mean to wave your arms

Did you say you've had them since preschool?

Did you say, "ow" 'cause you caught it?

Did you think that sub was gonna make it to Cuba?

Didn't call us back about the rent.

Different voices and personalities

Do I go, too?

Do they say that? They do. All the time.

Do we put it in ourselves, or...

Do you guys wanna hear one more song?

Do you know where he lives?

Do you see 'em?

Do you think he remembers I ordered a burger?

Do you want it? It smells like seaweed.

Dodomeki, Bakaneko, Okoro Kamui,

Does she look like a weird streetwalker?

Doesn't it feel good to be a little hopeful?

DOG CARNIE: I can't really see anything.

DOG CARNIE: Oh. Ooh.

DOG CARNIE: Okay.

DOG CARNIE: Yeah. Come on, come on, come on.

Doing your thing. Interesting.

Dollars? And seventy five.

Don't get decapitated and then burned up.

Don't go there? The dog food building?

Don't look, don't look, don't look, don't look.

Don't mess him up. Oh.

Don't ruin this, Fantasy Jimmy Jr.

Don't sneak up on a cop.

Don't worry about it, all right?

Don't worry about that. Forget I said anything.

Don't worry about this at all. We're doing great!

Don't worry. I'll be fine. I can make it.

Don't worry. It's just a souvenir.

Doubts, what?

Down a dead end road? (CALVIN CONTINUES CHEERING)

Down at the Wonder Wharf

Down under.

Drive, Dad, drive.

Earlier this morning under Ocean Avenue

Easy. Easy.

Eh, well, that's not that much, right? We can do it.

Eh. Okay, well,

Eh... I mean, it's up there.

Emergency counsel session?

Enough, Mom! I'm okay.

Even in warm weather. It was a little weird.

Everybody loves that. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Everybody, hush. Don't make a sound.

Everybody, move back.

Everybody, please get out of here.

Everyone says that.

Everything's going great. (OBJECTS SHATTER)

Everything's gonna be fine.

Ew, what are you doing here? Did you hear me go pee pee?

Excellent for storage under piers.

Face trial, prove your innocence,

Fanny, Fanny, Fanny, Fanny, Fanny.

Fanny. Fashion show. No.

Fantasy Jimmy Jr., what are you doing here?

FELIX AND CALVIN: ♪♪ We're drivin g on the sidewalk ♪♪

Felix and Fanny framed Fischoeder,

Felix and I sat on your sandwich. Bare bottomed.

Felix Fischoeder. It's so Felix.

FELIX: (MUFFLED) Yeah, I just got home.

FELIX: And sure, a lot of people heard him yelling,

FELIX: And...

FELIX: Are you at your house?

FELIX: Beep beep, ba boop, ba beep. Thank you.

FELIX: Excuse me. Whoopsie. Pa pa pap pap pap.

FELIX: I'm just going upstairs.

FELIX: Mm mm, mm mm. Mm.

FELIX: Oh, like you're such a treat.

FELIX: Yay, I did it.

Finally. Now, we can bring out Johnny Jazz Hands.

Find a shark and throw it at her?

Finish passing out these flyers?

First Fischoeder kills Cotton Candy Dan, now this?

FITZ: Yeah, we never found those burger people.

FITZ: Yeah, you know, I have a date later.

Fleeing the country is a once in a lifetime thing.

Follow up question, don't you think

For anyone to ask anyone ever.

For going into small spaces and hiding in boxes.

For one reason or another.

For the hat and stuff.

For their friend who was murdered.

For this month. BOB: Yeah, for this month.

For when you need a little snuggle.

For Wonder Wharf and champumping.

Found a skeleton, this tooth fell in my mouth.

Fourth graders, why are you not sitting down?

Fresh hot burgers. Sexy burgers.

Fresh hot burgers. Sexy burgers. Fresh hot...

From that new place?

From the top third of the front of the menu there,

Gene, back me up on this.

Gene, I hope we do okay on that math homework.

Gene, I see your hand's almost up.

Gene, no. Jeez, good thing you didn't push that one.

Gene, stop getting distracted.

Gene, try that door.

Gene, what did you do?

Gene, you're just standing against the wall.

GENE: (WHISPERING) Sorry. We are also getting down.

GENE: Adorably?

GENE: Are we dead set on "Burgers"?

GENE: Bob's Soup and Wraps has a certain sound to it.

GENE: Do you need your workout mix? If you had one?

GENE: Huh.

GENE: I bet we quantum leapt.

GENE: I don't know why. It's beautiful.

GENE: I have something that will make people breathe less.

GENE: I liked it.

GENE: I love that.

GENE: I wanna go last. I wanna be the cherry on top!

GENE: I want a moving dish balcony.

GENE: I wore that bucket on my head for a while.

GENE: If I had a nickel... Gene.

GENE: Mm.

GENE: Oh, then I love it. (GASPS)

GENE: Oh, yes, I love jazz.

GENE: Ooh, what's this thing? LOUISE: Gene!

GENE: Or raccoon poop.

GENE: Shall I accompany you?

GENE: Thank you, scary carnie. Love you. Bye.

GENE: That's worse than split ends.

GENE: This is like the worst rave.

GENE: Uh, yeah, I don't wanna pile on,

GENE: Um, I think you're handsome for your age,

GENE: Wham bam, goodbye, clam.

GENE: Wow.

GENE: Yay. It's all online, you know.

GENE: Yes. LOUISE: No, we don't.

GENE: You have teeth? ROBOT: Yeah, I think so.

GENE: Your wiener? (CALVIN SCATS)

George Washington?

Get away from the hole. Please!

Get away. Get away. Shoo. Shoo.

Get down, get down. (SHUSHING)

Get my rep back, and just generally bring it?

Get off the track!

Get out of my unmarked stakeout vehicle.

Get out of your head.

Get outta here.

Get outta here.

Getting that loan extension?

Give me a second. I can't just say,

Give me your night light for a sec.

Gives me just enough time to get back to the gym,

Glad we got you out of there, little cart.

Go catch tadpoles or whatever kids do.

Go catch tadpoles? Yeah.

Go into a hole,

Go to school and don't go in any more holes, you hear me?

Go, burger people. Go!

Go, go, go.

Go, go, go. Get help.

God, he's still trying to catch

Gone. I'm closing early. What else?

Gonna get some stuff out of the closet.

GOOD KUCHI KOPI: Your breath's not cool.

Good one. I mean, kinda.

Good point, sir.

Good things happen to good people.

Good. Anyway, this is Grover Fischoeder

Gosh, I'm so nervous.

Got a little umbrella here. Ah!

Got into a big fight.

Got ya. Ow!

Gracefully tumble in while screaming?

Great hug. Now, Mr. Fischoeder,

Great speech, Louise. Thank you.

Great! Argh!

Great. So, we have to get past the back door

Grinding like sexy dancing?

Grover took our phones. (HYPERVENTILATES)

Grover, I just want you to know

Grover, I'm delegating this to you,

Grover, let me put this on your head,

Grover, you bring the stuff?

GROVER: ...and I hate them.

GROVER: ...the kind of thing they think is funny.

GROVER: Don't like this.

GROVER: I see. And you enjoy that, do you?

GROVER: No, no, I don't like that game.

GROVER: Spit it.

GROVER: Stop it! (GRUNTING)

GROVER: Take this thing off me.

GROVER: Uh... Yeah. But who among us

GROVER: What the...

GROVER: What?

Grover?

Guys, we're supposed to be coming up with ideas here.

Ha, true. (FELIX MUMBLES)

Ha! Now you're in trouble. Our mom and dad are here.

Ha! Oh. You're serious. I'm gonna step away from you.

Ha! Why "Ha"?

Ha! You're dreaming.

Had to close it.

Hang a left at the old dog food building.

Has been arrested

Has been identified

Has not grown since preschool.

Hasn't said those exact words

Hate it. Terrible plan. Don't like it.

Have you heard... you... from Fanny lately?

He built Wonder Wharf on top of the old park,

He does something with his hands

He gets out, we put that wink in the bank.

He has a motive to frame his brother.

He has access to Mr. Fischoeder's gun.

He kept yelling "duck," and it was confusing.

He lives in Carniapolis.

He means the poor part.

He probably knows all the carnie gossip.

He really wants some candy.

He said, "maybe."

He was fighting with both Mr. Fischoeder

He's a carnie now.

He's burying us. (TINA GASPING)

He's eating less meat, Teddy! Okay! Jeez.

He's eating less meat.

He's framing his brother.

He's from the bad part of the family.

He's making it to bring to Mr. Dowling at the bank.

He's not used to this much physical...

He's only got one eye.

He's shaking his head, but that's probably

Heaven? Sounds like heaven.

Hello, ma'am. Sir.

Hello? Is this the police?

Hello.

Hello. Bye.

Here is a check for all the money we owe you.

Here we go. I'm not that evil.

Here you go. Totally normal Wonder Wharf burger.

Here. LOUISE: Ow.

Here's what I'm thinking.

Hey, Dad! Good work to both of you.

Hey, hey, they're just kids.

Hey, how about you have a fantasy

Hey, how are you guys gonna celebrate

Hey, Ken! You made it!

Hey, kids. Hey, Louise.

Hey, listen, you're gonna be great.

Hey, look.

Hey, Mr. Mopey,

Hey, some people's heads just start out

Hey, there's gonna be more business

Hey, Tina.

Hey, Tina... (GASPS)

Hey, uh, lawyer guy,

Hey, you wearing that thing home?

Hey! Get out of here! Get out of here, go!

Hey! Oh, Louise,

Hey! This could be your burger of the day!

Hi, is the park open?

Hi, Jimmy Jr. Hi, Tina.

Hi, kids. Sinkhole kids.

Hi, sexy zombies.

Hi, there. First on the scene. No biggie.

His brother, Felix, did.

His whole eighth grade year.

Hmm, classy. Carnies don't wear cufflinks.

Hmm, I think we might have gotten

Hmm, maybe this is a good time to bring this baby out.

Hmm, not as many in here as I would have thought.

Hmm?

Hmm? Hmm? Oh.

Hmm.

Hmm. But, what if how you feel about her,

Hmm. Hmm.

Holy crap.

Holy crap.

Holy crap. Oh, God. (HUFFS)

Holy smokes, you scared me. Sorry. Sorry.

Hot Tub Time Machine?

How about "Mr. Greasy"?

How about you go get some different instruments

How about you play him some of this?

How about, (DRAWLS) "What?"

How are these baby ish?

How are we supposed to move back?

How did you find us? How did you even get in here?

How do I step to Chloe,

How do you know it wasn't a blink?

How it really is? In real life?

How long do you think this'll take

How to convert a 1920s era submarine themed ride

How would baby powder get on a sandwich?

How you doin' there, big guy?

How you feel about love doesn't ever match?

How?

How? Kegels.

How'd you get in here?

How're you feeling, buddy? You nervous?

How's it going?

How's the burger, Bob?

How's the burger? It's great.

HUGO: Hmm.

Huh?

Huh? Oh! Oh! Oh!

Huh? What? Oh, damn it. Son of a...

Huh. Sign them up for sports?

Huh. Well, now I don't hear it.

Huh. Yeah.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

I advise you not to use.

I agree with Felix.

I agree. This is in no way

I am brave!

I am gonna do it. Here I go.

I am gonna Linda this.

I am not giving up. We are gonna get outta here.

I am not. Did you lose your jeans

I am pounding for real.

I assume it's easy to move.

I beat you too.

I beat you. And you.

I bought an outfit. Yes, we know.

I brought you a burger.

I can get puppets here so fast.

I can see that.

I can tell.

I can't believe it.

I can't even swallow pills.

I can't live if livin' is without you.

I can't tell. Everyone, be less moist.

I can't think of any other dead people.

I can't.

I caught a chicken nug get in my mouth.

I come back, I've got no body.

I couldn't even tell.

I did it? I did it! (LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)

I did not say "cuckoo crazy" burgers.

I didn't bury him in front of your restaurant.

I didn't even know I was still holding it.

I didn't know where they'd brought the dirt.

I didn't wanna do it.

I didn't wanna say it back there.

I do! I do! I do!

I don't deserve you.

I don't even know how that works.

I don't hear anything.

I don't know if anyone else is going to jump in?

I don't know if he's innocent, but he is going to prison.

I don't know if that's true.

I don't know if you guys have noticed,

I don't know if you have three hour gym body. Sorry.

I don't know why I mentioned the light.

I don't know why she still wears that thing.

I don't know why we didn't put that on in the first place.

I don't know, Bob. Just get us away from that lawyer.

I don't know, your thing?

I don't know. "Something stinks in here"?

I don't know. (GRUNTING)

I don't know. (WHIMPERS)

I don't know. One time I saw him crumple a receipt

I don't know. Uh oh, uh oh.

I don't like it. I think it should be in the hole.

I don't think they fill in crime holes very quickly.

I don't think we can... LINDA: I love it.

I don't think you'd like it.

I don't wanna flee the country. It's too far.

I don't want it to hear and feel bad.

I don't want you to catch on fire.

I dreamt this. Oh. No, don't tell us.

I feel like I'm getting better at it.

I figure, you grill, Linda serves,

I figured it out.

I figured it out. (GRUNTS TRIUMPHANTLY)

I give up. And then you say, "don't give up."

I go on it with Dad.

I got something to tell you.

I got these on my way over. You can pay me later.

I guess I need a night light everywhere I go. That's great.

I guess she's out, and they're trying to make it work.

I had it all worked out. A top rate murder.

I hate this stupid secret clubhouse.

I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.

I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.

I have an idea. You guys go left at the corner.

I have been meaning to ask you,

I have to pick up my dry cleaning,

I haven't killed any carnies.

I heard "rabies."

I heard Mom and Dad talking last night.

I heard they're doing half priced rides

I hope so too. Good guess.

I hope you had your shots,

I hope you suffocate first.

I just got comfortable, but okay.

I keep forgetting that you never did.

I knew he bit me,

I knew I looked good.

I know carnies don't wear cufflinks.

I know someone's dead

I know something that's not in the papers.

I know stuff. I know all the stuff.

I know that Felix is a murderer,

I know you all have busy schedules.

I know. Can you believe it?

I know. Very helpful info. Thank you.

I leave the stupid foot sticking out,

I like it. I like it.

I like the Molehill.

I love all of you, too.

I love all you mama jamas.

I love you too, Mom.

I may have a tattoo of a dagger

I mean, I guess, maybe, I don't know.

I mean, I held it together

I mean, I wish you had more police with you.

I mean, I'm scared of how comfortable I am. Over here.

I mean, if you're brave,

I mean, is it too late to change that?

I mean, isn't it just an old ride?

I mean, it's a little like they're deciding who to shiv

I mean, just a lot of beams.

I mean, not perfect, but it's great.

I mean, our appointment isn't for a while.

I mean, since we're just hanging out,

I mean, the chemistry's there.

I mean, we don't.

I mean, we're in a car, kind of.

I mean, why bury Cotton Candy Dan

I mean, yeah, I've had them since preschool,

I mean, you are talking to your toys right now.

I mean, you can't get in the door.

I mean, you were nervous,

I mean. Uh!

I might go over to Pesto's

I miss school.

I murdered him just 'cause I did.

I posted bail. Jail bail.

I put a helmet on our lawyer. Oh, my God.

I refer all further questions

I remember your, uh, shirt. (CHUCKLES)

I said okay.

I see no problems. Oh, God. Okay.

I see your point. We'll get you there.

I shoot Mr. Carnie with Calvin's gun.

I shouldn't be nervous in my own fantasy.

I start using chapstick, and then, all of a sudden,

I stick him in a pile of dirt,

I still can't believe we were livin'

I still can't tell if it was a joke.

I still think he's not grateful enough.

I tasted baby powder and I thought to myself,

I think I'm gonna have my next birthday party there.

I think Mr. Fischoeder is innocent.

I think my dad h as that kinda player.

I think she just liked it.

I think she thought that was very edgy.

I think she's saying we're number one.

I think that may be Dreamy Bob is dumb

I think that's right. Is that right?

I think we got it. That last one was good.

I thought we were doing this during school time.

I thought you could have imported olives,

I thought you were at a conference in Houston.

I thought you were in jail.

I told you.

I took Gene's burger suit,

I want to get one like that for my niece.

I want you all to know how much I love you.

I wanted to track down the killer

I was hungry.

I was pretty sure. Not bad to clarify.

I was really wingin' it. Four.

I was there that night, you know?

I was too scared to go in the hole,

I was too scared to open the secret nipple door.

I was worried all my loose change would fall out.

I went down to the sinkhole at night,

I won't. Whoa!

I wonder if that's a giant squid trying to mate withus.

I wonder who the skeleton was.

I would not say that.

I wouldn't be surprised if Bob and Linda

I'd like to report a thing. A thing happened.

I'll grab the rope and try to climb up and you guys pull.

I'll keep an eye out for the cops.

I'll keep it to myself.

I'll push the product, while you push the cart.

I'll show you rabies.

I'll take a cheeseburger.

I'll take the cart and go straight ahead.

I'm brave! I'm brave!

I'm doing parkour off the locker, Jay Ju. You see me?

I'm excited to talk about this with you later.

I'm exhausted. (SLURPING)

I'm feeling suddenly like I love fractions.

I'm glad you're here.

I'm going as fast as I can go.

I'm going to close out the file.

I'm going to sleep. Good night.

I'm gonna call him one more time.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna walk

I'm gonna grab it when I go by.

I'm gonna make another practice burger.

I'm gonna miss that pier. And being alive.

I'm gonna miss you too, pal.

I'm gonna push on the window with my head.

I'm gonna put it all back together over here.

I'm gonna ride the ride down.

I'm gonna run down to the wharf,

I'm gonna see if I can climb down.

I'm gonna try and use my legs.

I'm happy. I'm thrilled.

I'm just gonna get all your phones. Come on.

I'm kidding about the forks thing,

I'm making an instrument out of spoons,

I'm not a policeman. What are you...

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm okay.

I'm putting you in charge of this, Felix.

I'm sensing some doubts.

I'm sorry you tasted death, Louise, but this is bad.

I'm sorry. Extension denied. BOB: Huh?

I'm starting to get good at this. Oh!

I'm stepping on the brakes.

I'm still eating my burger.

I'm the marketing department.

I'm trying to eat less meat. Oh, my God.

I'm turning it on.

I'm working on it! Yow za!

I've always looked up to... Got ya.

I've been wanting to fix them all morning.

I've never eaten outside before.

I've never heard it. Anyway,

I've never seen this before.

If easy street had a big hole in it, huh?

If he does, Mom and Dad won't be able

If he wants to flee the country?

If Mr. Fischoeder goes to jail,

If Mr. Fischoeder goes to jail, Felix gets his money.

If only there were... Oh, there they are.

If there's no more restaurant?

If this is Carniapolis,

If we can.

If you believe there's no romance in the world.

If you call this driving.

If you do decide to stay, we should start talking

If you had buried a guy in that exact spot,

If you know what I mean.

If you miss, we won't have a second chance.

If you play one more note on that thing.

If you want to catch us

If you've been convicted of a felony.

In a hole in front of our restaurant.

In a really cool way that's gonna come to us.

In a way that made me uncomfortable.

In case the Earth gets this one?

In front of our restaurant and then wait six years?

In front of the kids during dinner,

In my mouth! In my mouth!

In school right now. Yes.

In seven days to pay the bank, which is...

In the first place,

In this soft, soft cashmere sweater

In this weird under pier, whatever this is?

In you go. Mm mm. (FELIX GROANS)

Innocent? But what about how guilty he is?

Instead of being scary and shouty.

Interesting. Can I, uh... It is interesting.

Into an almost real submarine.

Is a little fancier than restaurant Bob Burgers.

Is everybody ready to do this again?

Is he back there? Kids?

Is he on British time?

Is it because you're having some doubts about real me,

Is it long? Shush! Tell us.

Is it my sweet jam? No.

Is just never gonna be as good as fantasy me.

Is that a tooth?

Is that guy picking up a lead pipe?

Is that my signature? Uh, let's just say yes.

Is that sex? A burger with a bikini on it?

Is that the guy who sold corndogs?

Is there something we can do for you?

Is there, like, an exit sign somewhere?

Is this a bad time to bring that up?

Is this about whatever's going on

Is this all about your silly mega park idea?

Is this important?

Is Wonder Wharf in international waters?

Isn't going to go to Cuba.

Isn't it the weirdest shaped tooth you've ever seen?

It changes you. Some people can't handle it.

It hurts my teeth somehow. Also who's "we"?

It looked a little awkward, Zeke.

It must've got crunched when we jumped on to the beach.

It was a nightmare.

It was in my mouth, Tina!

It was just too beautiful for this world.

It was the dead man's drop thing.

It was very dramatic,

It won't break. It's thick glass.

It won't make it out from under the pier.

It'll be the one that makes us go backwards.

It's a combination of barrette and necklace.

It's a real he fled, she fled situation.

It's about Felix.

It's all right. Nobody saw, right?

It's dangerous!

It's definitely not

It's fine. It's not a big deal.

It's fine. You're just a bulldozer.

It's gonna be okay, Bob. Bob?

It's gonna be so worth it. Okay.

It's gonna go up the stairs,

It's hard to tell. You're all so small.

It's him. The brakes, Bob, the brakes.

It's just harder to justify every year. I mean, just...

It's just our landlord's gonna go to prison.

It's just quite a coincidence, that's all.

It's just too much.

It's just, I think it's, like,

It's just... Never mind. You framed me?

It's kinda like you two have met.

It's like at any moment

It's like I'm supposed to wear a hairnet

It's like she's five.

It's my grill from home, but I upgraded the wheels,

It's nice. It's like a little mountain.

It's offensive. To, you know, babies.

It's playoffs.

It's right where a pee spot would be.

It's so great you have kids here.

It's so nice of you to do this. But we...

It's so weird looking and...

It's some cotton candy, and a picture, and a candle...

It's sort of in honor of my mom,

It's the ride they recommend for grandparents

It's to help kids who've been in sinkholes.

Jeesh, they just kind of shoved some dirt in there...

JERICHO: (WHINES) I hate stopping.

JERICHO: I'm running. I'm running. I'm running.

Jimmy Jr. rode his horse, Vericho.

JIMMY JR.: Hey, Zeke, throw a chicken nugget in my mouth.

JIMMY JR.: Okay. It's just that I... (GRUNTS)

JIMMY JR.: Uh, Tina, it's a little crowded, isn't it?

JIMMY JR.: Zeke. Ow.

Jimmy Jr.? Yeah?

JOCELYN: Wait, but doesn't he, like, need it?

Johnny Jazz Hands is the headliner.

Just 'cause he's got a bug on his face.

Just an FYI.

Just fixing the street like a helpful little lobster.

Just following kids into alleys.

Just for this month.

Just get away from the wharf.

Just gotta check the gas line.

Just gotta untangle it a little bit,

Just have fun up there.

Just hop over the hole. Huh.

Just say it.

Just the line and then the gasp is great. Thank you.

Just wanted to clarify, but, um, why should we...

Keep doing that.

Keeping the banter going,

Kid cops. Little kid cops. They have those, you know?

Kids, hold my hands.

Kids, stay here.

KIDS: Thank you, Wonder Wharf!

KIDS: What? I don't know.

Kids. Hi, Mickey.

Kind of. Right?

Koochi Koochi? No.

Kuchi Kopi, melted Kuchi...

Landlord coming through!

Launch my cousins into the sea,

Lawyer. And cousin. Right. Ugh.

Let out the crotch a little bit, and bam.

Let's hide in Wonder Wharf. Teddy, let's move.

Let's just be clear. I tasted death.

Let's just get our bikes, shall we?

Let's light this sucker up, huh?

Let's play for two. Switch.

Like a true criminal.

Like how you re hide your journal every night?

Like the ultimate dead man's drop?

Like this? (GASPS)

Like this. Ow!

Like what? People on the pier?

Like, to China?

Lin, shh. Oh, Bob. Relax.

Lin, we have to pay the bank.

Linda wasn't in it. It was just a burger in a bikini.

Linda, Teddy, let's, uh, just run.

LINDA: (GASPS) Uh...

LINDA: And they're leaving the dirt?

LINDA: Aw, banner. I love banners.

LINDA: Aw, they're singing.

LINDA: Bob, don't do it.

LINDA: Did we lose him? Did we lose him?

LINDA: Do we have a spare?

LINDA: Everyone compliment your father.

LINDA: He's gonna push us into the hole.

LINDA: I know, but not worth it, right?

LINDA: I'm gonna stop breathing.

LINDA: I'm tired, Bob.

LINDA: If only we could get to the people.

LINDA: It's not so bad.

LINDA: Mm. Bob. Linda. Come. Come see.

LINDA: Nah, I can stick it out.

LINDA: No, honey, it's not your fault. That much.

LINDA: No. We are not Bob Burgers.

LINDA: Oh, Bobby. Go, go, go.

LINDA: Oh, hey, Mr. Dowling.

LINDA: Oh, wow. Uh huh. It's got a cooler for drinks.

LINDA: That is terrifying.

LINDA: That's it then. We're goners.

LINDA: We got four days to pay the bank.

LINDA: Well, that's the first time

LINDA: What was that? What happened?

LINDA: With gift shops. TEDDY: Oh, gift shops.

LINDA: Yeah. GENE: Sure, Father.

LINDA: Yeah. Look at them.

LINDA: Yeah. Probably for a good reason, let's say.

LINDA: Yep. Yep. We're running.

LINDA: You sure are, honey.

LINDA: You were plenty brave, with no hat at all.

Long story. I'll tell you later.

Look at him go. I mean, kind of.

Look, I don't know what the deal is with Felix,

Look, I know you're Droopy Bob right now.

Look, I'm not saying we'll destroy your planet,

Look, the golf cart.

Look, why don't I give you my card

Looks good.

Looks like weird old teeth.

Lot of confidence here,

Louise, don't go down there. It's dangerous!

Louise, don't go down there. It's dangerous!

Louise, get away from the hole.

Louise, no. It's too dangerous.

Louise, reminding you that you have detention today

Louise, that's evidence!

LOUISE: (SCOFFS) More like Carni crapolis.

LOUISE: (SIGHS) Oh, my God. (CALVIN SCATTING)

LOUISE: Come on. We don't need their help.

LOUISE: Dad, you're not gonna make it in time.

LOUISE: Especially if you're into huge sinkholes.

LOUISE: Fellas, please. I've got a situation.

LOUISE: Get down.

LOUISE: Get in the clam.

LOUISE: He's coming. BOB: No, I know.

LOUISE: Hey, Critter. You bothering

LOUISE: Hi, we're looking for Mickey.

LOUISE: Hmm? Oh, yeah.

LOUISE: I mean, it seems like you're making us.

LOUISE: I think it's how he gets his meals

LOUISE: I'm gonna do it.

LOUISE: I've never been brave. Come on, the ears?

LOUISE: It did sound like that, didn't it?

LOUISE: It is though.

LOUISE: It's not true.

LOUISE: Let's go, let's go, let's go.

LOUISE: Like, five minutes.

LOUISE: Mr. Fischoeder.

LOUISE: No, we go talk to our old pal Mickey.

LOUISE: No.

LOUISE: Nobody will help us. Nobody cares.

LOUISE: Oh, great. Bye, my babies.

LOUISE: Oh, thank God.

LOUISE: Oh! I have my Kuchi Kopi night light.

LOUISE: Okay, yeah, just trying to...

LOUISE: Or soup.

LOUISE: Really? I was? BOB AND LINDA: Yeah.

LOUISE: That shape.

LOUISE: That's what we say about Dad.

LOUISE: The Molehill? Ugh.

LOUISE: This is all my fault.

LOUISE: Ugh. Okay, you're doing really, really well.

LOUISE: Uh, you're collectibles.

LOUISE: Weird place to put your dirty dishes.

LOUISE: Well, Teddy left.

LOUISE: Well, thanks.

LOUISE: Where is he working today? Scream i cane?

LOUISE: Whoa, you hear that?

LOUISE: Why is Felix going into Wonder Wharf

LOUISE: Yeah, no problem. Okay.

LOUISE: Yeah, no, we know.

LOUISE: Yeah, to build a mega park.

LOUISE: Yes, quick. Go, go, go.

LOUISE: You know. You gave them to me

Louise!

Louise! Come do a dead man's drop.

Louise. It's fine, it's fine.

Lucky ducky. Lucky ducky. Damn.

Make cuckoo crazy burgers with wild ingredients.

Making some moves that are pretty big, too.

Man, that was our thing.

Maybe because you have the same kind of barrette.

Maybe he wants to win a goldfish real quick.

Maybe I should put two eggs on it.

Maybe metal grinding against plastic. Metal wins?

Maybe Mr. Fischoeder is innocent.

Maybe not wearing them anymore...

Maybe take it down a notch?

Maybe there's only no romance in the world

Maybe we jump out, go inside, and call the police.

Maybe we should hold off on the questions.

Maybe we shouldn't disturb

Maybe you're right, Felix. Maybe they do come to life.

Maybe. I don't know.

Mickey, your turn.

Mickey? LOUISE: Yeah. Mickey.

Might have had it up a little bit high. (CHUCKLES)

Mm mm. Mm.

Mm, little stuffy in here.

Mm, no. FELIX: No, you're not.

Mm, Orchestramarama time. FELIX: Mm hmm.

Mm! Hello, lover. TINA: No, no, no, no, no.

Mm. Happy.

Mm. Hopeful.

Mm. Kissy lips.

Mm. Mobile Bob Burger Mobile

Mm. You have creepy face again.

Moles got him, probably. Come on.

Mom says that. Yeah.

Mom, shush.

More foot traffic.

More like crappy side up.

More than anything.

More than I love how I look in this outfit.

Most of the carnies live in Carniapolis.

Mostly, I just really wanna do this.

Mouths that we could put burgers in. Right, Bob?

Mr. Fischoeder can't go to prison.

Mr. Fischoeder did it, who did?

Mr. Fischoeder didn't kill Cotton Candy Dan.

Mr. Fischoeder doesn't let him play lucky ducky

Mr. Fischoeder doesn't like his lucky ducky voices?

Mr. Fischoeder started throwing ducks at Dan's head.

Mr. Fischoeder, we have to tell you something.

Mr. Fischoeder. We need your help!

Mr. Fischoeder... GENE: Quick question.

Mr. Fischoeder's innocent.

Mr. Frond, I'm good.

Ms. Labonz, will you go to my office

My "we don't have a license" comment.

My barrette clace.

My client is innocent and we're gonna prove it.

My foot's stuck. That's not at all terrifying.

My fuse and my brilliant flammable stuffed animals idea

My good friend, Linda's gonna talk to you.

My parents gave me these,

My soft pec?

My wet wipes.

Nah, I know these guys.

Name one stuff.

Near Myrtle Beach by midnight.

Never mind. That is yours to keep.

Nice of you to join us. (GROANING)

Night light? Yeah. In case it gets dark.

Ninety percent of "maybes" are yeses.

No bikes on the pier.

No more restaurant.

No one came in today. I know.

No problem. No problem.

No questions from this guy.

No, because I bet you

No, do it better.

No, I don't want... (GRUNTS)

No, I don't.

No, I know Mickey. He owes me three seventy five.

No, I mean, before.

No, I saw that.

No, I wanna be able to say

No, I'm gonna make it.

No, I'm just here 'cause I'm trapped inside this booth.

No, I'm not ordering takeout. Sorry.

No, it was nice.

No, no cheering. Sorry.

No, no, no, no, you should talk to him now.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no. Why? Why?

No, no, of course not.

No, stupid Chloe Barbash was right. I am a baby.

No, thank you. (PLAYS ORGAN)

No, thank you. Yes, thank you.

No, that's right.

No, we're all gonna stay right here

No, we're not. Bye, Bob.

No, yeah, yeah. Oh, my.

No, you know exactly what happened.

No, you're too pasty. (GRUNTS ANGRILY)

No, your heart.

No! Mom and Dad would try and stop me. It has to be now.

No.

No. BOTH: Huh?

No. Drown us.

No. Going out of business down there is not as bad

No. He wasn't.

No. It was like, "Hope and grit

No. No. (CHUCKLING)

No. To enchant him.

No. Whatcha doin', Gene?

No. Yes.

Nobody move.

Nobody move.

Nobody.

Nope, I'm gonna leap across really quickly.

Nope. Doesn't sound right.

Nope. Going back over here. Can't do it.

Nope. I made a fuse out of cooking oil,

Nope. Not the right time. Stand down, soldier.

Not me, no, no, no. Why would they?

Not now, little King Trashmouth.

Not onto a family. No, far from it.

Not the best time for going on rides.

Not to China.

Not too much.

Not well, at all.

Nothing. No idea what he's saying.

Now they'll un crime scene our hole and fill it in.

Now, I don't know why I got so hung up

Now, if something unfortunate happens

Now, let's get back to the wharf,

Obviously, Tina.

Of Cotton Candy Dan. (ALL GASP)

Of course, we were. They're buttons.

Of us setting up this cart together.

Oh, Bob, I need you. The kids need you.

Oh, Bob, what if you bust through there,

Oh, Bob.

Oh, Bob. Dirt.

Oh, Bobby, kids,

Oh, boo hoo. You went to law school?

Oh, boo.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. (INHALER HISSES)

Oh, boy. Is Dad okay?

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Oh.

Oh, boy. Yep.

Oh, come on, Bob. It's not a law, right?

Oh, come on, it's stuck? Oh, no.

Oh, crap. Oh, God! Hold on!

Oh, dirt. They're gonna fill in the hole.

Oh, fine, use it. Oh, thank God.

Oh, fine. TEDDY: Let's do it.

Oh, fun.

Oh, God, do you want a divorce before we die?

Oh, God, no.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Hold on.

Oh, God. Quick, this way.

Oh, God. That's butter.

Oh, God. They know we don't have a license to do this.

Oh, good for you.

Oh, good.

Oh, good. Looks like you're taking

Oh, goody.

Oh, goody.

Oh, hello, Louise.

Oh, hey, Jimmy Jr. Happy last day of school.

Oh, hey, Sergeant Bosco.

Oh, hush. Drive on!

Oh, I was saying, I thought my heart was an idiot.

Oh, is that gonna choke a fish?

Oh, it's a hotdog. Still.

Oh, let's play that game

Oh, looks like they started filling in your hole.

Oh, Louise, be careful.

Oh, my babies. Oh, my babies. (KISSING NOISILY)

Oh, my baby. I mean, sorry.

Oh, my baby. My sweet baby.

Oh, my bad. You're just a regular guy. I'm sorry.

Oh, my face!

Oh, my face?

Oh, my God, Eli put his retainer

Oh, my God, your ears fell off!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. He's gonna see us.

Oh, my God. He's kidding. (CHUCKLES)

Oh, my God. I'm saying let's go up the ladder

Oh, my God. Look it. They're talking about our hole.

Oh, my God. Of course.

Oh, my God. Okay, uh, new idea.

Oh, my God. We're being buried alive

Oh, my sweet babies.

Oh, my sweet baby. Come here, come here!

Oh, my. Oh, dear.

Oh, my... Now I'm slipping, too.

Oh, no reason. I forget.

Oh, no thanks.

Oh, no, I'm slipping.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no. LINDA: Um...

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. It just feels like my insides

Oh, no. No, no.

Oh, no. Oh, God.

Oh, no. Uh, it's fine.

Oh, no. What's happening?

Oh, not what I was expecting.

Oh, oh, oh! Melted night light idea light bulb.

Oh, okay. SERGEANT BOSCO: Mm hmm.

Oh, poo. Wait, both of us?

Oh, really? A teen girl without a phone?

Oh, really? MS. LaBONZ: She's good.

Oh, right. We were in a band. And we went with that name?

Oh, snacks. I'm in.

Oh, sorry. FANTASY JIMMY JR.: I'm okay.

Oh, that gives me an idea.

Oh, that makes more sense. TINA: Mm hmm.

Oh, that was terrible. Oh, I didn't like that.

Oh, the weather.

Oh, um, so,

Oh, wait, that's cute.

Oh, well, I never saw the movie, so...

Oh, well, that would've been funny.

Oh, yeah, the Octa wharfiversary.

Oh, yeah, they're really slow.

Oh, yeah? I couldn't tell.

Oh, yeah? Is that what I think it is?

Oh, yeah. (GRUNTS SOFTLY)

Oh, yeah. She did say that.

Oh, yeah. That's cars.

Oh, yes, my sweet old organ.

Oh, you're doing it already. Great!

Oh, you're going in.

Oh!

Oh! Kids. (CHUCKLES)

Oh! Now you come on.

Oh. (CHUCKLES) Sure you do.

Oh. Can you skip me?

Oh. Cancun?

Oh. Down.

Oh. I'm not sure... While you wait for a burger,

Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, now that you mention it.

Oh. Parked.

Oh. Uh, mind if I don't go to the cops?

Oh. ZEKE: Rolling, rolling.

Okay, but I feel a little weird about it.

Okay, Department of Education.

Okay, easy. Just checking.

Okay, fine. But only because we're desperate.

Okay, good question. I'll allow it.

Okay, got it.

Okay, I forbid this.

Okay, I have some questions about this moving balcony.

Okay, I'll talk to you later.

Okay, I'm gonna try and break the windshield.

Okay, I'm worried the "I love yous"

Okay, in the sub. Fischoeders first.

Okay, let's do it.

Okay, let's move.

Okay, maybe not too close. (GAGS)

Okay, new sign. I think this is the one.

Okay, nobody wants to solve this crime,

Okay, now look. FANNY: No.

Okay, now pound for real.

Okay, now that we got that out of our system...

Okay, okay. (GROVER PANTING)

Okay, okay. OTHERS: Yeah.

Okay, pull. (GRUNTS)

Okay, so this is here.

Okay, take it easy. Ow! Ahh!

Okay, that's broken. Oh. Oops.

Okay, that's not good.

Okay, uh, call me back. Thank you. Bye.

Okay, we have cannon, karate, shark. What else?

Okay, yeah, but save the restaurant, remember?

Okay, yeah, you know what I'm gonna do?

Okay, yeah. That's a good reason.

Okay, you have to stop saying that.

Okay, you're too positive right now.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I'm so proud of you. LOUISE: Don't say

Okay. It works. Trust me.

Okay. It's okay. What do we do? What do we do?

Okay. Okay.

Okey dokey. Submarine launch, check.

Old ride parts over there.

Olive bar! Yeah, yeah. No, I know.

Olive bar. What?

OLLIE: Mr. Belcher, do you have a backup restaurant,

On a chain and gave it to you?

On our loan payment.

On the back of the menu.

On the question I was gonna ask anyway.

On the top of your car.

On three. One, two, three.

One last land poo.

One more. (GRUNTS) Ow.

One, two, three.

Only one more week of school and then I'm Summer Tina.

Ooh, buttons.

Ooh, I like that. What did you just do?

Ooh, that's over there and I'm over here.

Ooh, uh, Teddy, can I borrow your phone real quick?

Ooh, wanna see our secret mini cars from the '50s

Opening these guys. (TINA GASPS)

Or are we all dead?

Or are you sitting?

Or at least go sneak that sucker out of there

Or collapsing into the sea.

Or do we stay here? Sell these folks some burgers?

Or I'm really good at parkouring.

Or is it? Better keep looking.

Or is that big scary carnie following us?

Or it could do the other thing water does.

Or motors, and wheels?

Or something, you're all brave now?

Or we'll repossess your restaurant equipment.

Or whatever yucky stuff

Or your mind? Right? (CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

Otherwise, this has all been a waste.

Outdoor, before school, emergency kid meeting?

Over the roof of this stupid room.

Ow, Zeke. My penis area!

Ow! Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Ow. Throw it again.

Ow. Throw it again.

Ow. Throw it again. Should we just not do this?

Ow. Where are we?

Owned by a murderer.

Packed my sleeping shorts.

People, we are looking for a banana cufflink.

Phew! I don't have time for this.

Phones. We can use our phones. Where are they?

Play for three? Got ya. Ow!

Please don't call me Mr. Bank.

Please don't shout that at me.

Please, can we move to be safe?

Plus, look at it.

Police sources tell Channel Six news

Poop it. (GRUNTS)

Poop?

Poseidon's Sea cret, spelled S E A,

Possess our equipment? Like, haunt it?

Potty training's not going well.

Pressing buttons, weren't you?

Probably done soon ish? Or sooner!

Prove I wasn't a baby.

Questions?

Ready? Go!

Really? 'Cause I'd love to not do that.

REPORTER:Mr. Fischoeder, do you have

Right over there and I'm gonna do it.

Right, right. (WHISPERS) Grab your meat.

Right? BOB: It's a little long.

Right? Yeah.

Right? You can't get the people to your burgers,

Right. But, doing what?

Right. Right.

Right. We haven't sold any burgers

ROBOT: No, they were being nice.

ROBOT: So, this is getting awkward.

ROBOT: Stop. What?

Roll tape. Okay.

Sad,

Save the restaurant, solve a murder.

Save the restaurant, solve a murder.

Saying good night.

School? Yeah. School.

Sealed it up under the Molehill.

See if the coast is clear?

See ya soon, Shelly. We're gonna rock so hard.

See, Bob? Our hole's getting filled.

See, they're not cops.

See? All the water? But thanks, Tina.

See? It's hurtful.

See? They left. GENE: Oh.

Sergeant Bosco, you know you left the light

Sergeant Bosco. (SPLUTTERS)

Seven days! (CHUCKLES)

Seven days?

Seven days. We can do this.

Shall we champump our way out of here?

She always said it was

She used to wear this brightly colored winter hat.

She's afraid her hat will fall off.

She's lasted 80 years

She's married to my best friend. Hello?

She's my little Fanny Fanny boo boo.

She's not gonna laugh at me.

She's not with us. Shoo, shoo.

She's three and she loves bunnies.

Sheesh, you knock over one memorial.

Shh, I'm doing this tour.

Shh! All right.

Shh! Crouch down.

Shoot her out of a cannon? Uh, karate chop her in half?

Should have replaced years ago.

Should I get some T shirts made? I'd wear one.

Should we chase those guys?

Should we get going?

Should we talk and pack or...

Shush, shush, shush! I'm so annoyed.

Shut it. Shut your front door.

Side by side.

Since we're dying. (ALL GROAN)

Since you're our something.

Slap his name on it,

Smells like the most stuff you can grind up to make food.

Snacks, gum, night light.

So badly right now.

So cocky when they make their very late loan payments.

So glad I made a to do list. (SNORTS)

So glad we're not dead.

So gotcha!

So I have to try and say what she would say.

So I would be brave.

So if you could go?

So many times.

So maybe you should be un stop timistic about it.

So modern. We're hip now. Hmm.

So much rage! Gene.

So romantic.

So someone would be sure to see it.

So the wheel breaks the pipe,

So there, we did it, Mr. Bank. (GRUNTS)

So we all kinda have a uniform.

So we can pay the bank?

So we don't get caught doing this.

So we don't have to hear you

So we don't lose our restaurant.

So you can show kids at school?

So, bad news, the burger cart fell apart.

So, can we not pay you rent for a little bit?

So, here's the plan.

So, how many times is it okay

So, I frame him, and boom.

So, I was doing parkour down on the beach with Zeke,

So, I'll be there the whole time with you guys,

So, I'm going to say maybe. FELIX: Hmm.

So, in this family trust, you see,

So, is that a wrap?

So, it's in front of your restaurant, did you do it?

So, it's okay, right? Yeah, thank you.

So, last one to go,

So, thank you for coming.

So, then we went to look for you in Robbery,

So, they don't come to life? I guess not.

So, we went up,

So, what do we do with that theory?

So, what I'm hearing is your head

So, why are you nervous in your own fantasy?

So, you can sell burgers in the street.

So, you were looking at the picture,

So, you're giving him a burger?

So, you're stealing. I say it now, too.

Solving a murder is no reason to leave school.

Some burgers today, right? Yes.

Some of us think we are supposed to be

Some people think,

Some videos are better than others.

Someone must have seen that.

Something like, eh, eh, eh.

Something summer boyfriend related.

Something unfortunate is going to happen to us?

Something's just come in. This is breaking news.

Sometimes Homicide begs for help from us Robbery guys.

Son of a butt!

Son of a... Dang nab.

Sorry we skipped school.

Sorry, can you give us a sec? We just need to hug.

Sorry, everybody.

Sorry, putting on my chapstick.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Bye.

Sorry, sorry. Oh, come here.

Sorry.

Sorry. People aren't usually

Sorry. Sorry, I was freaking out.

Stabbing a heart going up into his skull

Stay low, follow my lead. Try to look like alley trash.

Stay on, frickin' light.

Still faster than you, Dad, though. No offense.

Stop playing. Why?

Stop staring at that hole, Hole and Oates. Come to bed!

Stop! It's not a metaphor if you actually do it.

Stupid Chloe Barbash, laughing. I'll laugh at her.

Stupid mud, I hate you.

Sugar and balloon string.

Suitcase, suitcase, you're gonna fly.

Summer Boyfriend wise?

Summer Gene's gonna be topless 24/7

Summer Louise might be

Ta da!

Tadpoles? Yeah.

Take her material.

Take it easy with the baby stuff.

Talking, talking, talking. No, no, no, no, no.

TAMMY: What are you, a doctor?

Teddy did a good job.

Teddy, help us outta here.

Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.

Teddy, this cart is perfect.

Teddy, we need you to help us open this. The thing is stuck.

TEDDY: Go, go, go, go, go.

TEDDY: Grover Fischoeder wants to destroy the whole pier?

TEDDY: Hey, Wharfiversary stuff's still going on.

TEDDY: Hmm, people do not seem to mind going to a park

TEDDY: Hugo the health inspector?

TEDDY: I'm so happy right now. Let's go save your restaurant!

TEDDY: Take care of Linda for me.

TEDDY: Uh oh.

TEDDY: Well, everything fits perfectly.

TEDDY: Yeah, no. Right, right, right.

Teddy. I said we could do it. Oh, good.

Teddy's had a lot of burgers.

Tell us when.

Than when kids play it at Wonder Wharf.

Thank you, Teddy.

Thank you, Tina.

Thank you!

Thanks to our very grateful landlord.

Thanks. (THUD)

Thanks. You too.

That a suspect is being taken into custody tonight.

That anyone else in the world has.

That can't be fun for you.

That chicken nugget in his mouth.

That doesn't make any sense.

That doesn't seem like their kind of crime.

That he forgot to murder us.

That his brother framed him,

That I don't want to spoil. Thank you.

That I'm actually doing really well,

That I'm just rubbing and rubbing.

That makes sense.

That maybe Mr. Fischoeder didn't do it.

That Mr. Fischoeder kills one of us,

That nice policeman? No.

That now that we're borrowing this,

That one time when you were up at the house,

That some numbskull backhoe operator

That sounded cool. Admit it.

That the landlord of this property

That the police have the wrong guy.

That thing works?

That treehouse hot tub you ordered is here.

That we drive in our secret under pier?

That we're in with my sisters.

That'd be cute. Yeah.

That'll help us with the bank.

That's a big hole, Bob.

That's a good look for prison.

That's a law. Also a law. They're both laws.

That's another submarine term, I think.

That's cars.

That's gonna work. Good idea, Teddy. Thank you.

That's good. Is she less homicidal now?

That's hard. How long was that?

That's nice.

That's not a pee spot. It's from water.

That's not gonna stand up.

That's not how it happened.

That's not true. All right then.

That's okay, right? That's not a bad sign.

That's okay.

That's our job. We sneak up on you.

That's something submarine people say.

That's such a shorter pep talk.

That's true under the bleachers, too!

That's true.

That's true. Come on.

That's true. He could be even more grateful.

That's what I keep saying.

That's what we call Dad's back.

That's why it was weird that he showed up that night.

That's why they're fleeing to Cuba. In their submarine.

That's why they're here. That's why I'm here.

That's why we're also gambling

That's, uh, candy for you these days.

The band! Our underappreciated but highly influential band,

The bank's being kinda cranky about our business loan.

The bank's gonna call in our loan,

The cart would want me to keep on living, right?

The Earth can just swallow us up.

The first shift folks made a nice little memorial

The guy who wanted to open a restaurant

The hockey game's on.

The hole in front of the restaurant?

The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee?

The last night anyone saw Dan.

The new section of pipe is plastic. We lost a tire.

The only crime would be

The only reason I got these in the first place

The Orchestramaramatorium.

The perfect size and stay that way, okay?

The pier, all these buildings.

The restaurant goes under.

The restaurant is in big trouble.

The skeleton discovered

The skeleton was found, frame job back on,

The stuffed animal storage unit.

The things that turn into frogs.

Their dishes all over the place.

Their scary sounding carnie time?

Then buried to death by a murderer burier.

There he is. See?

There it is.

There. I think that clears everything up.

There's fries in there. You want the fries?

There's more beer and yelling

There's no way we can pay rent

There's something I wanted to ask you.

There's the bandshell.

There's your dead man's drop, Louise.

These are just off the top of my head.

These B bombs on me like it's nothing?

They come out of them.

They dance like this. (GRUNTS)

They don't know I'm here.

They don't wanna hear what I gotta say.

They found a cufflink in the hole, near the body.

They made me bring them books on tape.

They powder their bums like they're from the 1800s

They probably have someone else coming.

They said you were at a dangerous

They sat on your sandwich... (WHISPERS) What?

They searched Fischoeder's house,

They went this way. They must be close, right?

They'll follow the cart. BOB: I don't think

They're a cute couple. Eh, I give 'em a year.

They're bad because they're poor.

They're both planning to leave the country.

They're immature idiots and I hate them.

They're mostly coloring books on tape.

They're not about dreams.

They're not cops. They're little burger babies.

They're the ones being jerky.

This baby can even play books on tape.

This is a fantasy?

This is a perfect day.

This is cool. It's so deep.

This is fun. We're having fun on the friggin' beach.

This is gonna help me with childbirth later in life.

This is how Law and Order should start. Every time.

This is lovely.

This is my nightmare. We're living my nightmare.

This is my travel outfit. Look.

This is not working.

This is one of our worst road trips.

This is what's gonna happen.

This is why I think you should grow a beard.

This just looks like that kind.

This place can't close.

This place is over engineered, I think.

This says you're gonna have live music

This thing is stuck. (MUFFLED) It's stuck.

This used to be part of the old park.

This was actually a beef between two carnies.

This was our daycare center slash bar.

Those look like dolphins.

Tina had to do it for me,

Tina, focus.

Tina, talk to Felix. You'll be fine.

Tina, the restaurant, remember?

Tina, you go first.

Tina, you wanted to talk to Felix

TINA: (DRAWLING) Uh...

TINA: (GRUNTS) Stupid kickstand. Wait up.

TINA: Are they playing a game with duckies?

TINA: Dan. Cotton Candy Andy Dan?

TINA: Dead end.

TINA: Did we go through a time warp?

TINA: Fine. Sorry.

TINA: Have a nice day.

TINA: Hey, this is our street.

TINA: Huh. They sound cranky.

TINA: I didn't. (ALL SCREAM)

TINA: I don't know. Maybe. Kinda.

TINA: I mean, he is a murderer. Maybe.

TINA: I think I could breathe less if it wasn't so dark.

TINA: I wanna go first. Or at least not last.

TINA: No, it's fine. Shh, shh.

TINA: No, no, no.

TINA: Oh, good idea.

TINA: Oh, look, that was their slogan.

TINA: Oh, yeah. We could do wraps.

TINA: Seems fun.

TINA: So, I'm supposed to videotape you

TINA: Sorry, sorry.

TINA: Thank you!

TINA: That's the spirit, Dad!

TINA: This doesn't look right. No one lives here.

TINA: This feels nice.

TINA: Tina rode Jericho down the beach,

TINA: Uh...

TINA: We don't have phones.

TINA: What? Nothing.

TINA: Would it be faster to get out and walk?

TINA: Yay, Dad.

TINA: Yeah, I wanna learn about photosynthesis

TINA:They galloped along the endless sand,

Tina. Psst! TINA: (WHISPERING) What?

Tina. Sorry.

To an imported olive while you wait.

To be able to get into the restaurant.

To be more aerodynamic.

To call your landlord and leave a message?

To Calvin and Felix,

To celebrate. Because you were so brave.

To fill in, Mr. Fischoeder?

To my personal attorney

To not go out of business.

To not take advantage of these prices.

To pay the bank, and then that's it.

To pay the bank. Yep.

To put on the pier in his old spot.

To someone besides Teddy.

Tomorrow, the hole will get all filled up,

Too hard! Aah! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! (GRUNTS)

True. Lotta tank tops.

Turn here, turn here.

Turn it into a graphic novel.

Typing till you're gone. Typing till you're gone.

Ugh, we lost him. Great.

Ugh! Stay on, Kuchi. It's your one job!

Ugh. Don't like that.

Ugh. Hold on. My foot's stuck.

Ugh. I knew it.

Ugh. Oh, shush, she's great.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. I saw someone trip.

Uh huh. Or we're gonna be bad and insides out on stage.

Uh, all right. If he's not back there,

Uh, Felix, is that a stain on the back of your outfit?

Uh, here. Yeah, sure.

Uh, I was wondering why I was so good

Uh, I'm pretty sure she said, "lady."

Uh, is there a reason you keep saying, "Don't go there"?

Uh, Linda, stay with the kids.

Uh, no one. We've all said those words.

Uh, okay.

Uh, stay in school.

Uh, Tina, why'd you say go this way?

Uh, what were you saying?

Uh, yeah. Jealous? We tricked her out.

Uh, yeah. LINDA: Mm hmm.

Uh, yeah. That's true.

Uh, yes. Surprise.

Uh...

Uh...

Um, candy.

Um, Dad, go faster.

Um, did you mean for me to hear that?

Um, good plan.

Um, I mean...

Um, okay. So, Teddy, call the police.

Um, what?

Um, yes.

Um... Am I being paranoid,

Um... Bye.

Unbelievable. You killed Cotton Candy Andy?

Unlicensed Burobu plushie,

Use you every day from now on.

Vericho... S'vane. From Spain...

Wait a second.

Wait, aren't you kids supposed to be in that place

Wait, back up.

Wait, did you say,

Wait, let's stop. Let's stop.

Wait, what? LOUISE: No, listen.

Wait, what? MAN: Hi.

Wait, what'd you say? I love it.

Wait, why are you following me?

Wait. Felix was at the game?

Wanna go ahead and help me out?

Was because I was scared.

Was found in the guy's body. Uh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Was near the entrance to the wharf.

Watch out for the messed up sidewalk!

We are happy to be here. Kiss ass.

We are the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee!

We can get ice cream any time we want.

We can hear you from our planet

We can't get to the exit. We'd have to get through him.

We could get fined.

We could probably remind him about the three seventy five?

We deserve to look good doing it.

We didn't get the extension, Teddy.

We do? ♪♪ Oh, oh oh

We don't have a license to sell food on the street.

We don't have to, like, do any kind of order,

We got a tip that they stole a bunch of karaoke machines,

We gotta get out of here right now.

We gotta go to the cops.

We have a meeting this morning

We have to hide them in his food.

We haven't sold any burgers.

We knew we'd eventually have to flee the country

We know what they are.

We looked everywhere.

We love each other. Gross.

We need to gather evidence, talk to witnesses.

We need to go to Felix's place and look for that cufflink.

We need to skip school...

We need to start now.

We now go live to police headquarters.

We only have four days left.

We play lucky ducks, but we play carnie rules.

We really lost him this time, right?

We saw the kids' bikes. Ugh, bikes!

We should headline at the bandshell this summer?

We shove off in an hour or so.

We still don't know what kind of "maybe" that was.

We think that he's... (THUD)

We went to the police station, where you live, I assume.

We were playing lucky ducky on the wharf.

We were saving the restaurant and solving a murder.

We were so proud of you.

We work here now.

We worked really hard on that memorial. Kinda.

We, uh, wanted to ask you some questions.

We're city folk. Oh, I see.

We're friends now though,

We're good parents.

We're just gonna chat about a lawsuit I'm in.

We're just waiting for the tide.

We're listening.

We're moving locations, people.

We're naughty little Nellies.

We're not gonna get caught. Bob, we fit right in.

We're not. Okay, but you are.

We're on top of the water main.

We're really good at parkouring,

We're talking about your "submarine"

We've got Johnny Jazz Hands.

We've said "maybe" to being in Teddy's book club

We've sold a lot of food.

Wealthy landlord coming through.

Well, at least the other prisoners

Well, barely.

Well, better get going.

Well, chasing them's the fun part, isn't it?

Well, dolphins were considered monsters back then.

Well, don't everybody speak at once.

Well, get used to it.

Well, he only had one arrow. That's good, right?

Well, he's officially my least favorite cousin.

Well, I am of two minds, and by that, I mean, drunk.

Well, I mean, we can't give him money, Tina.

Well, I'm gonna split.

Well, it could do a lot worse.

Well, it says "do not enter," so I...

Well, it was a nice thing that they made

Well, it's gonna make other people happy, too.

Well, it's true, too. Mm.

Well, let's see, what year is it now?

Well, no matter what I said,

Well, that part's true.

Well, the light's helpful,

Well, they fixed the pipe, that's good, right?

Well, this got deep.

Well, this is fun.

Well, we should probably hit the road.

Well, what's he doing in there?

Well, whoever it was, they were murdered to death,

Well, why was he so relaxed about that hole?

Well, why was it on the ground like that?

Weren't you worried about ouchies?

What about Baxter? He's dead.

What about there?

What am I forgetting? Have my mints.

What are we looking for?

What are you doing in our secret clubhouse?

What are you doing in your secret clubhouse?

What are you holding? LOUISE: Nothing.

What are you looking at there? A fun rock? (GASPS)

What are you two hush hushing about over there?

What did he say? Olive bar.

What do we do? Ideas. Go.

What do we do? What do we do?

What do you mean? You and the kids need me

What if I'm just letting a butt lead my heart

What if no one lives up to anyone's expectations?

What if we do drive down? LINDA: What?

What if we drive?

What is going on?

What is this place?

What the hell? They're fleeing together?

What the...

What the...

What the...

What the...

What the... LINDA: Oh, boy.

What the... Oh, my God.

What was it? What made you want a burger?

What was that thing you told me your mother used to say?

What was that? Back it up. Back it up.

What? "Burger"? Sorry. Meat patties?

What? (SCOFFS)

What? But you made a burger!

What? I'm trying to cheer her up.

What? Let them throw up our food on the rides.

What? No!

What? Nothing.

What? Nothing.

What? Now? Here?

What? Oh, God.

What? Tina, get your head outta your boobs.

What? Tooth ifer? No, no, no. This is mine. I earned it.

What'd he say? I do not know.

What'd you do? What?

What'd you say? Did you just use the B word?

What's going on over here? A little conflict?

What's happening in there?

What's happening? I get it.

What's happening? What's happening, right now?

What's that sound?

What's that? Never mind. Go on.

What's that? You heard me.

What's this for?

When I was cleaning up last night.

When I work in the kitchen, but I never do.

When you go into a hole...

Where are they going? BOB: They are leaving.

Where are your hands? Where are your hands?

Where did Felix go?

Where is Carniapolis?

Where no one's gonna come looking for you.

Where the cool cops work. (CELL PHONE RINGS)

Where the didgeridoo whatever they're gonna do.

Where the hell did he go?

Where we spin you around till you fall over.

Where? Down?

Where'd you get your hat?

Where's Linda? I feel like she's missing all the fun

Where's the fuse? There!

Which as your attorney and your cousin,

Which I bought for myself when I graduated law school

Which I'm just now getting.

Which is bad boss alert, am I right?

Which is crazy. Totally.

Which is my alibi.

Which is what, 65... (GRUNTS)

While gambling with carnies on a stormy night, huh?

While they're fixing the water pipe,

Who are lucky to still be in the mix.

Who just go to Cuba whenever they get charged with murder.

Who no one believes in,

Whoa, whoa, Jericho.

Whoa, you're pointing a spear gun at us.

Whoa. Yeah.

Whom will they suspect?

Why are you here?

Why are you looking at me like that? Like I farted?

Why can't buildings have little legs?

Why can't restaurants move around, you know?

Why can't you just be flattered?

Why did she call you a baby?

Why even bring that up?

Why is Dad making a burger at 8:00 a.m.?

Why'd you do that?

Widely known to park customers as Cotton Candy Dan.

Will just keep living their life and...

Will like his eyepatch.

Will you ever not be awkward when you come down that slide?

With our arms? Okay.

With the books and adults that tell you stuff?

With the wharf falling on them.

With Tina's bangs right now?

Without even checking for dead carnies.

Without getting sued out of existence

Without Mom and Dad seeing us.

Wonder Wharf owner, Calvin Fischoeder,

Working for the city was gonna scoop up that pile

Wouldn't you be a little more anxious to fill it in?

Wow, that's such a low amount.

Yah!

Yay, buttons. Linda, no.

Yay! Oh, whoops.

Yay. All right.

Yay. Okay. What are you gonna wear?

Yeah, a lot of people think of Robbery

Yeah, and maybe mind your own business, Dad?

Yeah, baby. GROVER: Shush!

Yeah, but he winked when he said it.

Yeah, but he's still the worst.

Yeah, but I'm just gonna say it,

Yeah, but maybe we keep driving anyway,

Yeah, but there's a wicked turn coming up.

Yeah, down past the stadium.

Yeah, it does a little bit.

Yeah, it's not believable.

Yeah, kinda busy out there.

Yeah, Mom.

Yeah, murderers probably leave

Yeah, right. Whoa.

Yeah, sorry. You were so insistent

Yeah, sure, a bullet from my brother's gun

Yeah, the theme's gonna be "disgruntled."

Yeah, they brush the dirt away with tiny little tools.

Yeah, we don't need to get into it. Bye, phones.

Yeah, we gotta talk.

Yeah, we should do this more often.

Yeah, we're gonna be summer boyfriend girlfriend.

Yeah, well, it does the trick.

Yeah, well, let's just for get I even brought it up...

Yeah, well, we're toasting Cotton Candy Dan.

Yeah, what am I looking at here?

Yeah, what they'll say is this.

Yeah, yeah, you're nodding, right? You're nodding, yeah.

Yeah, yeah! Get video. Get it on tape.

Yeah, you made the little koko puffs go on.

Yeah, you'd think it would be comforting.

Yeah!

Yeah? A very unique cufflink.

Yeah.

Yeah. 'Cause babies don't go into holes,

Yeah. (BELL JINGLES)

Yeah. But to throw it back on us?

Yeah. Feet have mouths.

Yeah. On three.

Yeah. We can whisper too.

Yeah...

Yep, had to. Those beds were bad for my back.

Yep, kids couldn't handle their liquor.

Yep, we'll be refueling in a secret cove

Yep, yep. If he comes home, you fight him.

Yep. (SCATTING)

Yep. Coming. Here I am.

Yep. Right, yep. Got it.

Yep. Yeah, I think we're good.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Go, Bob.

Yes, boy Bob child. (LOUISE SIGHS)

Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Zeke. Ow! Zeke. Ow!

Yes, it all went great.

Yes, it is.

Yes, it runs on tokens.

Yes, much less homicidal. Thanks for asking.

Yes, stay low.

Yes, we're back together ish.

Yes, we're open. All rides half off today.

Yes! And we were just waiting to discover our sound,

Yes. ALL: Yeah!

Yes. CALVIN: Mm hmm.

Yes. CALVIN: Oh, good.

Yes. Come here.

Yes. Look. No, I'm sleepy.

Yes. We overheard him planning to leave the country.

Yes. We've got that accordion group,

Yes. You don't know the story?

Yes. You're welcome.

You are going to stay in this country,

You better not have stretched my burger suit.

You bring the burgers to them.

You can call it your, "Keep Your Sunny Side Up

You can hire a wet wiper?

You can leave now. Bye.

You can order anything

You can't handle the tooth!

You come in to Carniapolis

You could go anywhere. Hot street meat.

You couldn't help even if you wanted to.

You did good.

You did? Yeah.

You don't have to prove you're brave.

You don't know anything about that case, do you?

You down in that scary hole.

You drop into the abyss.

You get to keep whatever lands in your mouth. That's a rule.

You get your hands on Fischoeder's gun,

You go in the hole.

You got a place to keep buns and toppings.

You got a second for some quick legal advice?

You got it. (ALL YELP)

You gotta punch him in the nuts, like this.

You guys meet me back here with some ground beef,

You guys seem very excited about something.

You guys, the Fischoeders, in the submarine,

You have seven days to make your payment

You help yourself to an imported olive.

You here to buy drugs? You don't buy drugs.

You just are brave.

You just got away with murder.

You kids breathe my air. (INHALES DEEPLY)

You know I can't!

You know what I like to do with these?

You know what I mean. Super funky burgers.

You know what they say,

You know what you gotta do to Droopy Bob?

You know what? Butter's better.

You know, conversation starter.

You know, I heard you guys practicing in the basement

You know, it's bad enough

You know, laughing, loving, learning.

You know, they found a bullet lodged in the ribs.

You need more than that? Hold on.

You oughta be on an ottoman.

You owe me a thousand dollars.

You pressed the ouchies button?

You probably remember me too, right? This face?

You remember this ugly mug, right? You have earbuds in.

You rest now.

You say, "Louise, don't go down there. It's dangerous."

You see, I'm in the Fischoeder Family Trust,

You see, when our father bought the pier,

You settle your score with Cotton Candy Dan,

You should have given that to the police!

You shout that a lot now.

You skipped school?

You slapped a kid. LOUISE: I did?

You start using chapstick?

You sure? Yes, I'm sure.

You take it easy, okay? Tina, calm down.

You think because you, like, saved the wharf

You want to not pay me rent?

You were asking who wanted to kill Cotton Candy Dan?

You were here when I came in three hours ago, weren't you?

You were running around up there

You were? Yeah.

You would burn in the fire, too?

You, my main horse, Jericho.

You'll get used to it.

You'll have to take off those bulky jeans, uh,

You'll love it. Look, look. Uh uh.

You'll smell it, then go left. But seriously, don't go there.

You're a brave little cart.

You're a terrible family lawyer.

You're about to climb right in front of me?

You're ineligible to receive benefits

You're just all in your head right now.

You're just Robbery. SERGEANT BOSCO: Mm.

You're kidding, right? Yes. Let's say yes.

You're making me say these things.

You're my ne'er do well brother

You're nervous that I'll say yes.

You're not looking up. There you go.

You're not nervous that I'll say no.

You're one of the bravest people I know.

You're right. I'm faster when I'm just wearing underwear.

You're ruining it.

You're thinking about me. You're thinking about this.

Your annoying conversation somewhere else. Bye.

Your badge is on the dashboard.

Your grandmother.

Your mother made it.

Your sidewalk's getting worse.

Your stupid pipe burst and saved the day.

ZEKE: I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna get ya! Come on.

ZEKE: Parkour!

ZOMBIES: Hi, Tina!

...because that's just... CALVIN: Mm. Mm.

...you're not really thinking

'cause I forgot my stress ball.

'cause I was scared about the first day of preschool.

'Cause if so, you nailed it.

'cause it's gonna get intense in there.

'cause no one else got me a present.

'cause of the Octa wharfiversary!

'cause she didn't feel like doing her hair.

'Cause that was his spot.

'cause they use tiny forks.

'Cause we don't have any? Pretty much.

'Cause we don't have to pay rent.

"and I'm going to bury your body

"and Your Cloudy Side Down,

"Come on in through the alley.

"Eighty years of cheap thrills and almost no decapitations."

"Hey, Mickey, which carnie killed Cotton Candy Dan?"

"Hey, what's the word? Did anyone find any dead guys?

"I love Linda!" Mm.

"I'm going to kill you, carnie,

"It's not weird. Love, Linda and Bob."

"keeps you out of the you know what."

"P.S., alley smells like pee, restaurant is fine."

"Stay Positive, Bobby,

"Things Are Gonna Be Okay Burger."

"This tall? Kind of a biter?"

"We have a 'hole' new look." BOB: Mm.

"where no one can find it." Sure.

"Which carnie killed Cotton Candy Dan?"

"you're so proud of me." Yep.

(ACCELERATING)

(AIR HISSES) Ha ha!

(ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GASP) Crap. Everybody out.

(ALL GASP) What?

(ALL GASP) Your hat fell off.

(ALL GRUNT, LAUGH)

(ALL GRUNT)

(ALL GRUNTING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

(ALL PANTING)

(ALL PANTING)

(ALL PROTESTING) Easy, Bob, easy.

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL STRAINING QUIETLY)

(BAND CONTINUES PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

(BOB AND LINDA GRUNTING)

(BOB AND LINDA GRUNTING)

(BOB AND LINDA SCREAMING)

(BOB GROANING)

(BOB GRUNTING)

(BOB GRUNTING)

(BOB GRUNTS)

(BOTH GIGGLING)

(BOTH GRUNT) BOB: Oh, God.

(BOTH MOANING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH STRAINING)

(BOTH VOCALIZING END NOTE)

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

(BUTTON CLICKS) (ALL SCREAMING)

(CALVIN WHOOPING) (GROVER WHIMPERS)

(CAMERAS CLICKING)

(CAR GROANS)

(CHEERFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)

(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHEERING) GENE: What a journey!

(CHEERING) Yeah! All right!

(CHLOE GIGGLING) Back off, Labonz.

(CHOKING)

(CHUCKLES) Nah.

(CLICKING TONGUE) Ah, I'm good.

(CONTINUES DRAWLING) Oh, no.

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

(COUGHING)

(COUGHS) Should've been me.

(CROWD CHEERING)

(DOG CARNIE GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY)

(DOG CARNIE GRUNTS) Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) (SCREAMING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

(DRAMATICALLY) Louise, don't go down there.

(DRAMATICALLY) Six years.

(DRAWLING) Oh, God.

(DRAWLING) So, how's our girl?

(ENGINE REVVING)

(ENGINE STARTS)

(FITZ GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY)

(FORECASTER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(GAGS) Let me see.

(GAGS) No. Mm mm.

(GAGS) Now you're gagging.

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) Are you ordering takeout?

(GASPS) Bob, it's Hugo.

(GASPS) Crap, he's home. Quick, hide.

(GASPS) Did you get it?

(GASPS) Didn't hurt.

(GASPS) It made me think of you.

(GASPS) It's a little shrine for Cotton Candy Dan.

(GASPS) Maybe he just remembered

(GASPS) Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to scare you.

(GASPS) Oh.

(GENE AND TINA GASP) (LOUISE SCREAMS)

(GENE AND TINA YELP)

(GENE GASPS)

(GENE GRUNTING)

(GROVER GRUNTS, PANTS)

(GROVER GRUNTS) LINDA: Hey, cut it out!

(GROVER HUMMING)

(GROVER HUMMING)

(GRUNTING AND PANTING)

(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

(GRUNTING MEANINGFULLY)

(GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY) ♪♪ It really sucks

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING) Open! Open! Open! Open! Open!

(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

(GRUNTS ANGRILY)

(GRUNTS HAPPILY)

(GRUNTS, SIGHS)

(GRUNTS, YELPS) (THUD)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS) (ALL WHIMPERING)

(GRUNTS) At the wharf.

(GRUNTS) CALVIN: Ah, Grover,

(GRUNTS) Darn it.

(GRUNTS) Get out.

(GRUNTS) I can't get my legs up.

(GRUNTS) It's still stuck. (ALL GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS) Louise, are you okay?

(GRUNTS) No, I'm good. Thank you.

(GRUNTS) Oh, God. Not that quickly.

(GRUNTS) Oh, my God.

(GRUNTS) Ow.

(GRUNTS) Someday. Heh.

(GRUNTS) Thank you.

(GRUNTS) Thanks, Dad!

(GULPS)

(GULPS) Mmm. So good.

(GUNSHOT) (BODY THUDS)

(HARMONIZING) ♪♪ Oh, that's so careless of us ♪♪

(HUMMING)

(HUMMING)

(IMITATES FANFARE) I call it the Mobile Bob Burger Mobile.

(IN ADULT LIKE VOICE) Felix Fischoeder?

(IN FEMALE VOICE) Don't rub my sesame seeds off.

(IN FEMALE VOICE) Mmm, that feels nice.

(IN FEMALE VOICE) Wait, I'm a what?

(IN NORMAL VOICE) I know. I know.

(IN NORMAL VOICE) I won't. Don't worry.

(IN NORMAL VOICE) Nothing. What? You're great. (SHUSHES)

(IN NORMAL VOICE) Okay, he's not home.

(INDISTINCT YELLING CONTINUES)

(INDISTINCT YELLING)

(INDISTINCT, MUFFLED SPEAKING)

(JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING)

(JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING)

(KIDS SCATTING)

(KISSING NOISILY) Mom!

(KISSING NOISILY) My baby. Mom!

(KNOCK ON WINDOW) ALL: (MUFFLED) Teddy!

(LAUGHING) Too slow.

(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

(LAUGHS) Feet mouths. (BOB CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHS) You fell off the wall.

(LOUISE FALTERS) (GROVER PANTING)

(LOUISE GASPS)

(LOUISE GROANS) This place was

(LOUISE GROWLS) (GASPS)

(LOUISE GROWLS) Maybe don't use that word.

(LOUISE GRUNTS) It's nasty.

(LOUISE SCREAMING) TINA: Easy. Easy.

(LOUISE SNARLS) (YELPS)

(LOUISE TRILLS) ♪♪ Yeah

(MAN SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)

(MEN STRAINING AND GRUNTING)

(MIDTEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪♪ My family's under attack

(MIMICS WHISPERING)

(MUFFLED) Argh! I can't open it.

(MUFFLED) Have I seen this before?

(MUFFLED) Kids, lights out soon, okay?

(MUFFLED) No. Don't. Stop. Don't hit my...

(MUFFLED) Stop, please.

(MUFFLED) The thing won't open.

(MUSIC CHIMING) And ha cha.

(MUSIC ENDS IN FLOURISH)

(MUSIC STOPS) Oh. What time is it?

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)

(ORGAN CONTINUES PLAYING) (CALVIN CHEERING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING) Damn it.

(PANTING) Thank you. Thank you.

(PASSENGERS LAUGHING AND SCREAMING)

(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

(RATTLING)

(RATTLING)

(RATTLING) ♪♪ Let me hear you say...

(RATTLING) Mm mm mm! That sounds good.

(RATTLING) What, to scare him?

(RUMBLING) What the...

(SAD MUSIC PLAYING) Oh! Oh!

(SCATTING) Put it in my mouth.

(SCOFFING) You're afraid my hat will fall off.

(SCOFFS) No. I'm not.

(SCOFFS) Pictures of silly rich people

(SCOFFS) Yeah, right. I do.

(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS)

(SHRIEKS) He jumped too.

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) And Mr. Fischoeder

(SIGHS) Fine. I did forget to do a bunch of homework.

(SIGHS) I do have three hour gym body.

(SIGHS) I don't know.

(SIGHS) I don't think it's here.

(SIGHS) I feel like we're just skipping over

(SIGHS) I think this is our only chance.

(SIGHS) I think we lost them. I think we're good.

(SIGHS) I want to amend my earlier statement.

(SIGHS) It's not that scary.

(SIGHS) Maybe now's not right. He's got a lot going on.

(SIGHS) Maybe we'll be his one phone call?

(SIGHS) Maybe you're right.

(SIGHS) Rent. Oh, rent.

(SIGHS) That was close. That was close.

(SIGHS) Yes!

(SINGING IN FALSETTO) ♪♪ Look, I'm not that evil, no

(SIRENS WAIL)

(SNIFFLING)

(SNIFFLING) No big deal. Just helping out a friend.

(SOBBING) Oh, God. Oh, God.

(SOBBING) You're a brave little cart.

(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SQUELCHING) (GRUNTING)

(STRAINING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(TEDDY GRUNTS) LINDA: Um...

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

(THUD) Ow! (GRUNTING)

(THUD) That's interesting.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(TINA DRONING)

(TINA WHIMPERING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪♪ And sure, we are a bunch

(UPBEAT SOUL SONG PLAYING)

(VARIATION OF STUDIO THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERS) Where the hell are we going?

(WHIRRING) Dad! Dad, get off the track.

(WHISPERING) Felix killed Cotton Candy Dan.

(WHISPERING) Grover. Pow pow.

(WHISPERING) I think we can climb down from here.

(WHISPERING) They're gonna see us.

(WHISPERING) This is a practice burger.

(WHISPERING) We all did a terrible job.

(WHISPERING) Where he'd least suspect.

(WHISPERING) Why are you whispering?

(WHISPERS) Bikers.

(WHISPERS) Bob, are those the kids' bikes?

(WHISPERS) Crap.

(WHISPERS) Guys, we gotta tell Mr. Fischoeder

(WHISPERS) I can't.

(WHISPERS) Is that Fanny? I thought she was in jail.

(WHISPERS) Just ask him. (WHISPERS) I will.

(WHISPERS) That's my drink. He's drinking my drink.

(WHISPERS) Treehouse. Go.

(WHISPERS) We did that really well.

(YELLING)

(YELLING) Olive bar!

(YELLS)

(YELPS)

(YELPS) What the...

(ZEKE GRUNTS) And my heart was an idiot...

♪♪ A girl at school called me a baby

♪♪ A lovely bunch of sailors dancing in a row ♪♪

♪♪ A roller coaster CARNIE: Hup!

♪♪ About some things On my mind

♪♪ All what I can do (CARNIES VOCALIZING)

♪♪ And arson investigators will never suspect a thing

♪♪ And boom

♪♪ And get to work

♪♪ And give it to him and explain

♪♪ And I want for him to kiss me

♪♪ And I'll get the best marketers

♪♪ And if he could feel it too Well then that would be ideal

♪♪ And if they're holding me behind

♪♪ And indoor motion simulator rides

♪♪ And it just gets worse from there

♪♪ And it's gonna be the sunny side up

♪♪ And it's gonna be the sunny side up

♪♪ And it's gonna revolutionize American pop music

♪♪ And our misdemeanors

♪♪ And so much parking BOB: Lin!

♪♪ And tell us we are

♪♪ And the hopin'

♪♪ And then I'll launch you in the sea

♪♪ And then walk away so I can see

♪♪ And to turn it into something worthy

♪♪ And turn the sign to open

♪♪ Baby, do the conga

♪♪ But I will find the evidence to get him acquitted

♪♪ But I wish I brought my napkin thing

♪♪ But I won't think about ♪♪ But you shouldn't think about

♪♪ But I'm feeling evil today ♪♪

♪♪ But not a ring 'cause that's cray cray

♪♪ But now all of us need saving

♪♪ But that's not us No, sir.

♪♪ But this summer I might see ♪♪ But this summer we might see

♪♪ But we did our time ♪♪ Yeah

♪♪ Can go and kill us ♪♪ Uh uh!

♪♪ Diarrhea's comin' back

♪♪ Diarrhea's fine, but no sense fearin'

♪♪ Do your thing

♪♪ Doesn't mean that Fischoeder

♪♪ Don't know what I am without them

♪♪ Dropped my hopes into the ocean

♪♪ Each and every day

♪♪ Each and every day I want to sing

♪♪ Even though I'm small, well, I can tell you for sure

♪♪ Even though we're kinda sketchy gals and fellas

♪♪ Every time I see him

♪♪ Extend our loan, throw us a bone

♪♪ Flammable stuffed animals

♪♪ Fleeing the country ♪♪

♪♪ Fleeing the country, fleeing the country

♪♪ From the worry and the stressin'

♪♪ Get all the luck ♪♪ It really sucks

♪♪ Get all the luck ♪♪ Oh, yes, they do

♪♪ Gonna show 'em I'm much braver than what you

♪♪ Guess we're gonna go for it Feels kinda scary, I'll admit

♪♪ Had to die

♪♪ He'll probably give us a high five

♪♪ Hey, have yourselves a pleasant day

♪♪ Hope they don't hear me talkin' about them

♪♪ I have so many problems with this plan

♪♪ I just sneak back in through the window

♪♪ I just think I'm pretty great

♪♪ I know you all think Fischoeder's the one

♪♪ I made a pretty damn big show

♪♪ I mean, we're only in eighth grade

♪♪ I said the steam room was too steamy

♪♪ I think I got it figured out

♪♪ I think that this is real, what I feel

♪♪ I think that this is what I need

♪♪ I want to play

♪♪ I went there just an hour ago

♪♪ I'd like for you to be my summer boyfriend

♪♪ I'll do the thing eighth graders do

♪♪ I'll take a chance, don't second guess

♪♪ I'm doin' it

♪♪ I'm doin' it I'm doin' it ♪♪

♪♪ I'm gonna be the one

♪♪ I'm gonna put a ring on it Ooh.

♪♪ I'm gonna show them

♪♪ I'm just a kid ALL: ♪♪ It's such a drag

♪♪ I'm not a bad person

♪♪ I'm not hiding what I feel

♪♪ I'm so glad that you asked ♪♪

♪♪ I've also got a bad wedgie

♪♪ I've been at the gym three hours

♪♪ If you could see my scale models

♪♪ In the zone Yeah!

♪♪ Is another day I give myself a little diarrhea

♪♪ It might have helped to calm us down

♪♪ It really stinks

♪♪ It will be great, it's gonna work

♪♪ It'll have gift shops Oh.

♪♪ It's gonna be the sunny side up

♪♪ It's gonna be the sunny side up

♪♪ It's not so great, I do agree

♪♪ It's such a drag

♪♪ Just who I turn out to be ♪♪ Just what we turned out to be

♪♪ Keeping me feeling small

♪♪ La la la la la la la

♪♪ La la la la la la la

♪♪ La la la la la la la... ♪♪ (RUMBLING)

♪♪ La la la, la la la la ♪♪

♪♪ Let me hear you say...

♪♪ Metal wheels on metal tracks

♪♪ Mr. Dowling at the bank is gonna say, "Oh, wow"

♪♪ My much more efficient and profitable

♪♪ Next you're on a missing poster

♪♪ No matter whatever, gonna show you all ♪♪

♪♪ No, no, I don't think that's right

♪♪ Now go and play ♪♪ Then bumps you off

♪♪ Now run along ♪♪ Who pays you bad

♪♪ Now we sell fried dough and wieners

♪♪ Of cute and fluffy, very burny

♪♪ Of shady criminal ish gents and ladies

♪♪ Oh, Bobby, I like what I'm hearin'

♪♪ Oh, my heart, it does a crazy little dance

♪♪ Okay, can you answer faster 'Cause I asked you

♪♪ Okay, that's more like it

♪♪ Okay. Got it! ♪♪ Good! ♪♪

♪♪ One day you're cleaning vomit

♪♪ Ooh

♪♪ Open

♪♪ Play this napkiny thing, I made it

♪♪ Put something special on a chain

♪♪ Send us on our merry way Mm hmm.

♪♪ Shake your rear end

♪♪ So I wanna make this thing legit

♪♪ So many giftshops I love giftshops.

♪♪ So we'll just play our lucky ducks

♪♪ So, I killed one carnie

♪♪ Some break their backs to make a buck

♪♪ Some lucky ducks

♪♪ Some lucky ducks ♪♪ It really stinks

♪♪ Some lucky ducks get all the luck

♪♪ Some lucky ducks get all the luck

♪♪ Sorry if a fish is chokin'

♪♪ Summer of my life

♪♪ Summer of our lives

♪♪ Summer of our lives

♪♪ Sure, a lot is happening

♪♪ Than your stupid pier mega park

♪♪ That solves this frickin' murder

♪♪ That's what they say ♪♪ To have a boss

♪♪ The handle's broken from inside

♪♪ The other day, things got real crazy

♪♪ Them what is what ♪♪ Our lucky ducks

♪♪ Then bumps you off

♪♪ Then I slipped out the window And that's how I got here now

♪♪ Then the pier will be on fire ALL: What?

♪♪ Then you'd understand why Cotton Candy Dan

♪♪ Think that I am, even though I'm small

♪♪ This is about my mega park

♪♪ Those fears now

♪♪ Though they actually make me tall

♪♪ Thought I could prove I'm not a baby

♪♪ To do the best marketing

♪♪ To finally get what I think that I'm deservin'

♪♪ To have a boss

♪♪ To me, your life, it seems just fine

♪♪ Trust me, I'm sure you will agree

♪♪ Twist it, twirl it, cook it, bake it

♪♪ Unlock the door

♪♪ Unlucky schmucks Sing it.

♪♪ Until I show ♪♪ So we'll just play

♪♪ Up it goes into the Molehill

♪♪ We paid for our crimes Well, most of us.

♪♪ We'll hug and kiss

♪♪ We'll hug and kiss and go berserk

♪♪ We're doing great if he just answers yes ♪♪

♪♪ We're gonna live, la, la, la

♪♪ We're gonna live, la, la, la (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

♪♪ We're gonna live, la, la, la ♪♪

♪♪ Well, it's just 'cause I'm determined

♪♪ Well, you caused it, then you died

♪♪ What's shakin' in the backside of his pants ♪♪

♪♪ When he tastes our burgers, tastes our fries

♪♪ When you have that just un stop timistic spirit

♪♪ When you like like me and I like like you

♪♪ Which now seems to be quite full

♪♪ Who did it

♪♪ Who pays you bad ♪♪ Who pays us bad

♪♪ Whoops, the d****s, they catch on fire

♪♪ Will cause a spark, a little flare

♪♪ Working here can really be

♪♪ Would you like to hear my master plan?

♪♪ Would you like to hear my master plan?

♪♪ Yeah, shake those little burger buns

♪♪ Yep, that's right No big deal

♪♪ You know you can't control yourself any longer ♪♪

♪♪ You say... (LOUISE TRILLING)

♪♪ You think that's bad? Try being nine

♪♪ You wanna eat a burger ♪♪

♪♪ You won't be able to get out

♪♪ You'll say yes and then to seal it

♪♪ You're gonna all get in the sub

♪♪ You've said your piece, now listen up