Monty Python's Flying Circus - Season 1 Edit

A 45 year old chartered accountant with me

A ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird.

A bit drafty, though, aren't they?

A bit of gold paint. make good.

A bit of lard on the cat's boil.

A bit of lard on the cat's boil. But I've just been putting

A bit to spare in the botty department.

A blancmange impersonator and cannibal.

A blancmange, eh?

A blancmange!

A block of wood.

A bloke was telling me

A body that is the envy of other men?

A bra!

A bridge between the two peaks.

A character witness, my lord.

A chippendale writing desk.

A clever sheep.

A cold ice cream, sweetie?

A comedy.

A dead frog.

A deep, massive chest...

A double bed, about £50.

A fabulous spruce back from a tour of holland;

A fair question

A family picture.

A few more massacres.

A grand death, that

A grand little chap, that

A great god whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful

A hard, tough, abrasive look at camel spotting.

A hat with lion tamer on it.

A hat?

A hopkins au gratin a la chef.

A household name overnight.

A little joke, a little jest!

A little proposition for you, colonel.

A lot of bread, so if you'll just step through here

A mad psychiatrist, that'd be new huh!

A man can run and run for year after year.

A man of the world, aren't you?

A man walking against the wind.

A man who claims he can send bricks to sleep by hypnosis.

A man who is so totally and utterly wonderful

A man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose.

A man with a tape recorder up his nose.

A man with three buttocks.

A man with three buttocks.

A man with three buttocks.

A man with three buttocks.

A man with three noses.

A man with... nine legs.

A man... well, more than a man, a god...

A mexican rhythm combo.

A more defensive posture

A mountaineer:

A new meaning to my existence.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?

A palindrome?

A pen friend in the police force

A picture of a... I've heard about them.

A piece of laminated plastic.

A pint of creme de menthe for my friend.

A pun?

A quick visual...

A quiet evening on our own.

A quivering, glistening mass.

A rain forest and a bucket of sawdust

A scotsman on a horse.

A scotsman on a horse.

A sheep is not a creature of the air.

A shilling, wilkins?

A smile, a conquest and a dagger up your strap.

A specialist in these sort of things

A specially commissioned painting for us

A strange, contorted one good evening.

A surgeon who specializes in these kind of things.

A three mile queue just before bridgwater on the a38

A tobacconist who just happens

A tribute to johann gambolputty de von

A typical case history.

A typical case, whom we shall refer to as mr. a.

A vast bowl of pus.

A very difficult cat to confuse today

A very good companion to me.

A very popular flavor I'm led to understand.

A vital theme of our age.

A wave of controversy amongst his fellow historians.

A what?

A what? sketch?

A white wedding, much to everyone's surprise.

A whole basket each.

A whole minute?

A yeti spotter, that must have been extremely interesting.

About 500 altogether.

About all we have time for tonight

About five feet high, ten feet long, weighing about 400 pounds

About grannies attacking young men

About infringing the army copyright of our slogan:

About leaving your radio on during the night.

About mine aren't

About nigel?

About saying bloody heck on all channels, but...

About some book being damaged

About that sketch about people falling out of a high building.

About the lumberjack who wears women's clothes.

About the place of the nude in my bed...

About the present weak drafting...

About the song which you have just broadcast

About this parrot what I purchased

About three years ago.

About time, too, dear.

About what makes exciting television.

Above the piston box.

Absence of interest in its ambiance

Absolutely, yes.

Ach, you're no fun!

Ach!

Achtung, achtung!

Action... violence...

Adams pie biscuit aftershave gore stringbottom smith.

Adding the debenture preference stock of 3 3/4 million

Admittedly, a few problems, a few disappointments...

Adopt, adapt and improve.

Adopt, adapt and improve.

After a few more of these remarks

After a few novels.

After all the trouble she's had

After all we've been through?

After all we've done for him.

After five years, they give me a brush.

After monosodium glutamate.

After show, we go powwow, speakum with director sandy camp

After the show, why not visit the la gondola restaurant

After the warmest july weekend for nearly a year.

Afternoon.

Against anyone who attacks you

Against pointed sticks, do we?

Against the banana fiend!

Against the great catholic nobles

Agreed.

Ah, and about bloody time, if you ask me.

Ah, come and sit down.

Ah, come in, please take a seat.

Ah, das deutschen klassenzimmer.

Ah, good time, good afternoon.

Ah, hein... reginald

Ah, how do you?

Ah, maybe not, but he has give me this.

Ah, merci beaucoup.

Ah, morning sir, morning, morning.

Ah, mr. anchovy.

Ah, mr. notlob, uh, park your hips

Ah, mr. pattinson, sit!

Ah, mr. phelps come on in, take a seat.

Ah, mr. phelps, take a seat.

Ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.

Ah, not so fast, lafarge.

Ah, now, that's our specialty

Ah, one at a time, please.

Ah, right, ready now.

Ah, riley!

Ah, sorry about all that.

Ah, take a, um...

Ah, they say, however, that acting on his information

Ah, those were the days.

Ah, well, we were...

Ah, yes, that's better.

Ah, yes, we'd like to buy a bed...

Ah, yes, well, that's the pets department, second floor.

Ah, yes, you have to remember, of course

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes... yes, I see.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! just my watch.

Ah! ooh!

Ah! there we are.

Ah! yeah...

Ah!!

Ah.

Ah...

Ah... capisco.

Ah... lovely day, isn't it?

Ah... oh.

Ah... signor, my friend is saying...

Ah... well, tell your friend if he lives in milan

Aha!

Aha!

Aha!

Aha! caught you, mr. a.t. great!

Aha! he fell for my little trap.

Aha! the body.

Ahh uuuhuh!

Alacadabra! alakazam!

Alacadabra! alakazam!

Alacadabra! alakazam!!

Alacadabra...

Alakazam!

Albatross!

Albatross!

Albatross!

Albatross!

Albatross!

Albatross!

Albatross! Shut up!

Albatross!!

Albatross?

Albatross.

Albody me introbody al...

Alert all squad cars in the area.

Alexander hardacre of the economic affairs bureau.

Algy braithwaite?

Algy!

All clear, boss.

All clear?

All day and every day.

All during war, owing to nasty running sores

All I know is that these people

All in cricket, great, great!

All men are the same.

All of a sudden, you realize

All over raphael's babyjesus.

All over, yes.

All right, all right

All right, all right, all right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, any questions?

All right, boys, let's get to it.

All right, but what do you want?

All right, clever dick, all right, clever dick.

All right, cut him down, mr. fuller.

All right, deirdre, come out of there!

All right, director...

All right, fine, yes.

All right, get against the wall, van der berg

All right, get up against the wall, lafarge.

All right, I confess

All right, I'll tell you.

All right, I'm going.

All right, make it fast.

All right, otto!

All right, sergeant, leave this to me.

All right, then, all right.

All right, then, if it's resting, I'll wake it up.

All right, then... bananas!

All right, we have no time to lose.

All right, where are the fillings?

All right, woman, all right.

All right, you've got five seconds.

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All rose to the challenge of the mighty ocean.

All set to go.

All that sort of thing.

All that squeaking and banging every night

All the lads have contributed to it.

All the old bags are in there

All the opportunities you can get, dear.

All the things you can read about in a book.

All the way from moscow in the u.s.s. of r., ivan the terrible

All these... these...

All those cherries, ooh.

All through the night.

All through the winter of '43

All what?

Alles muss mit dem mittelschmerz gestoppen sein!

Allow me to introduce myself: I'm inspector tiger.

Allow me to introduce myself.

Allow me to introduce myself.

Allow me to introduce myself.

Alme to you introself my...

Alself me...

Also I am not minehead lad

Although his real name is this.

Although I've kept myself

Although it is extremely dangerous.

Although this hasn't been ratified yet.

Although, far be it from me

Alvar liddell, berlin airlift, moral upheaval of profumo case

Always the joker, luigi.

Always were late, weren't you, thompson?

Am I right

Amazing... thank you, janet.

Amazonas!

An anteater, not a lion.

An earnest of his good faith.

An entry form for the british open tennis championships

An entry form for wimbledon which you'd filled in

An excellent librarian, savaged three people last week

An exciting new american plank;

An expert in what makes people change

An order for 48 million kilts?

An ordinary two footed jump

And £15 taken from it.

And a 16 ton weight will drop on his head.

And a camel has a refreshment car

And a couple of the ken spinoza quads.

And a new spirit of cooperation between east and west.

And a rub a dub all day long.

And a rub a dub all day long.

And a special good evening to you.

And about 12:50, you climb up it and then...

And across the channel.

And afterwards at the inigo jones fish emporium.

And all at versailles.

And all the rest of it.

And also by the chanting of laments

And also they're much more permissive.

And am now a part time notice board

And am very glad england win world cup

And an unusual guest for this program

And angus podgorny became the first scotsman

And anyway, i might be pregnant.

And are merely included for a cheap laugh.

And around these stars circle a billion planets

And as one of the architects

And ask her, if possible

And ask to see the chief librarian

And ask you just quickly if there's any particular thing

And asked him to be the wild one.

And at night...

And attempt to remove the joke.

And author of a number of books about belief

And author of the book hello, sailor.

And barnstaple section.

And be a man.

And because I'm so evil

And bernard buffet making a break

And blurred vision.

And by this tree, gentlemen

And consequently too boring to be of interest.

And currency restrictions

And custom regulations in the world today.

And decisive return volleys off the backhand

And did those feet

And did those feet in ancient time...

And did those feet in ancient times

And did those teeth in ancient time

And did you persecute the huguenots?

And did you take even sterner measures

And do these lions eat ants?

And do you in fact have two sheds?

And do your first line?

And don't you forget it!

And dundee cake on piccadilly line

And during breaks on the set, I've been designing a cathedral

And eating lots of chips and fish

And every galaxy is made up of a billion zillion stars

And falling over backwards.

And fast.

And filmed people going in and out every day.

And finally, oliver st. john mollusc, harrow and the guards

And flopsy's glad, too.

And follow instead the destiny of this man:

And found myself deposited here in ipswich.

And found that £5,000 in savings had been stolen.

And from them, we've built up a pretty clear picture

And furthermore, I suggest

And gentlemen, doris day goes up to rock hudson

And gervaise running through to this final obstacle.

And get a haircut, you pansy!

And get on with it?

And give them their cards immediately!

And giving gala luncheons.

And goes to the bathroom on david lemming...

And going very fast down the hill

And good morning to you, madam.

And got all the taunton traffic on the a358

And grenades, sir, and machine guns, sir.

And had to be destroyed.

And half the moss drops off the cave wall

And hand me £5.18.3.

And hang around in bars.

And hangs around in bars?

And has buttered scones for tea.

And have buttered scones for tea.

And have never once...

And have you seen them all?

And he came out in a rash.

And he certainly gets it.

And he didn't see anything good morning.

And he goes berserk.

And he is humiliating him there.

And he loved to hang out down by the pier

And he piddles on it.

And he works all da y.

And he's forgotten.

And he's going in again.

And he's gone into the lead.

And he's got this really enormous talent

And he's in the k.g.b.

And he's off on the first ever cross channel jump.

And he's stark raving mad.

And hello, sailor

And her youngest

And here is his friend.

And here is the final score: pigs 9, british bipeds 4.

And here is the result of the epilogue:

And here is your host for tonight, wally wiggin.

And here... here comes oliver, brave oliver.

And his father uses him as a wastepaper basket.

And his impersonation of petula clark.

And his milk...

And hitler gave the order

And how about you?

And how do you get on

And how far has he got?

And how long have you been here?

And how old are you, trevor?

And how wide is it?

And I came back and he was gone.

And I can now see his painting.

And I can walk

And I discovered that the only reason

And I don't take the pill 'cause it's nasty.

And I hate it, I hate it!

And I haven't had a funny line yet

And I hope very much you don't have to take away my freedom

And I must ask that nobody leave the room.

And I think I can say without fear of contradiction

And I think nigel's in there with his bare hands

And I think some of the twits are getting rather excited, too.

And I think they're doing quite a good job, really.

And I thought you were so rugged.

And I want you boys to write it.

And I want you to know that I've had an idea

And I warn this program that any recurrence

And I'd like 9,000 other charges

And I'm going straight out of here

And I'm going to get some.

And I'm going to take all my clothes off.

And I'm going to tell the police

And I'm just trying to create

And I'm looking at one right now.

And I'm not being indecisive.

And I'm not going to risk the whole raid

And I'm telling you because I know.

And I'm warning you, if it happens again

And I've learned not to worry.

And I've watched it and I haven't got any.

And if any of you so much as tries anything

And if there's any more of this

And if you could just help us answer a few questions

And in his spare time, he's a stockbroker.

And in the chair as usual is arthur tree

And in the snow, I see a tree.

And instead of the dog, I see doris day.

And irrepressibly drab and awful.

And irving c. saltzberg productions ltd.

And it blows my mind, young lad.

And it lights up, saying lion tamer

And it means jocasta isn't left out.

And it never did me any harm

And it took us six hours and 53 minutes

And it was to this world

And it'll be very interesting to see

And it's a fast start this year.

And it's a good one!

And it's blancmange to serve...

And it's entitled art gallery.

And it's only been comparatively recently

And it's very badly written.

And its impact on the future of parochial organization

And jewelry to the value of £2,000 stolen.

And jim, bob's brother, has run over the editor of the lancet

And just how far is that?

And just let you see for yourselves.

And keep the mores of the whole country

And look what you've done to mother.

And lovingly frosted with glucose.

And make it a lot faster

And may I say what a pleasure it is

And maybe a gust of breeze over the french coast

And meet me at this address

And mighty eagle was in land of forefather

And most exciting upper class twit of the year I've ever seen.

And mr. and mrs. samuel brainsample

And mrs. elsmore's marriage is threatened

And much less formal.

And my first interesting person tonight is

And nasty, long, razor sharp claws

And nigel's there en joying a joke

And no one has left it

And nobody leave the room

And nobody's touched him enough said?

And none of these are mountaineers?

And not for the killing, sir.

And not terribly hard

And not the kind of people to be the center

And now

And now

And now

And now

And now a policeman near rottingdeans.

And now a short intermission

And now for more news of the momentous artistic event

And now for our most ambitious attempt tonight.

And now for something completely different

And now for something completely different

And now for something completely different

And now for something completely different:

And now for something completely different:

And now for something completely different:

And now for something completely different.

And now for something completely the same

And now for the latest report on picasso's progress

And now four tired undertakers.

And now he's going to shoot the rabbit.

And now here is a reminder

And now it's france's turn.

And now it's gervaise.

And now it's kicking the beggar.

And now it's request time.

And now it's time for interesting sport

And now let's take a look

And now marcel will mime a man

And now professor r.j. canning.

And now simon's at number one; vivian, two;

And now the battle of trafalgar.

And now they're coming into their first test

And now they've got to take the bras off from the front.

And now w.g. grace as a music box.

And now your favorite roman emperor, julius caesar

And now, back to the movie.

And now, edward heath.

And now, here are the scores.

And now, if you'll excuse me

And now, match of the day.

And now, mr. anchovy

And now, the positions:

And now, time for this week's request death.

And now...

And number six, genghis khan

And oak leaves round the outside.

And obscene and disgusting!

And of all these planets

And of course, hilaire belloc.

And of course, we have this rather difficult climb...

And old spotty tarquin's mother.

And oliver has run himself over.

And oliver's over at the back there...

And on my left, in the red corner

And on that note, we must say good night to you.

And on the outside, there's gervaise

And on the roads, too, vicious gangs of keep left signs.

And once they get an idea into their heads

And one that in recent weeks Has been much on my mind.

And one was assaulted... peanut.

And one which hitler just couldn't match.

And only a few of them are transvestites.

And opposite him, we have dr. tom jack

And outstanding in this fine jarrow team

And over here

And pancho gonzales, serving as well as I've ever seen him

And peaches bartcowitz

And perhaps take a run in the wheel.

And piet mondrian just behind

And plunge straight through both cheeks.

And podgorny fails to even hit the ball.

And pointed sticks.

And poor old mrs. dalrymple, who does the washing up

And purchase a watch costing £5.18.3.

And ralph smashed every exhibit but one

And released him.

And replace them with the legend

And right in the privacy of your own home.

And saltzberg art films, oil, real estate, banking and prostitution inc.

And saw her legs disappearing into a blancmange.

And say no further questions.

And scotland yard's crack inspector is with me now.

And scott of the antarctic

And second spit

And see if we can get the abbey.

And send it to this address.

And serve it with small pieces of its liver

And she can run as fast as she can sing.

And she kisses on him.

And she may be a little talentless

And she may have no money

And shove them off the face of the earth.

And simon fails again.

And simon is through by accident.

And simon's over and vivian's over beautifully.

And sitting around in public lavatories.

And smeared tomato ketchup

And so are the mangoes.

And so are the mangoes.

And so here on the final day

And so I said if it happened again

And so it is finale time.

And so it's podgorny versus blancmange

And so the final result: the upper class twit of the year

And so you shall.

And so, from tolworth roundabout

And so, this year

And so's paul klee dropping back a bit

And some homicidal maniac comes after you

And some mates and me went to a party

And some of 'em Have got tanks.

And soon you will all be dead.

And soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet.

And spent several weeks in hospital.

And squirts vermeer's ladyata window.

And staple on a beak of your own choice.

And starring in the show

And start building a body you can be proud of.

And stuffy and boring and desperately dull.

And such is the battle of pearl harbor

And swallowed whole in just under two minutes.

And take it with me for clinical examination.

And take us around to the british jewelry center

And taking the following routes:

And tell the sergeant on duty, or his wife

And that is the end of the news.

And that last one about the bed was even sillier.

And that murderer is someone in this room.

And that's a depressing prospect

And that's all there is to it.

And that's been the main reason

And that's not counting the mattress.

And that's without sporrans.

And the aptitude tests that you took last week

And the back marker, king edward vii.

And the blancmange ate his wife.

And the crowd are really rising to him there.

And the door opens.

And the first here is simon.

And the first one to try anything

And the galaxy of andromeda?

And the ghastly days of the presexual revolution.

And the goldfish, the goldfish, they've got whooping cough.

And the length?

And the others totally ignore me.

And the same goes for dogs.

And the undeniable fact that...

And the very best of luck.

And the white crystals turn lime green

And the whole field is up again and here they are.

And then at 9:30, we've got another rollicking half hour

And then doris dog says, I think you're very handsome

And then doris dog turns into a yak

And then I found my wallet had been stolen

And then I've got the frogs to let out.

And then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

And then quite recently

And then rock hudson says

And then sealed in a succulent swiss quintuple smooth

And then some of the fellows there

And then there's gilberto's war wound.

And then we go on after that

And then when doris day's kissed rock hudson

And then when they got the costumes on, they...

And then when they run helpless into the streets

And then you should see their faces

And then, of course, releasing the vultures.

And there ain't no sense in running.

And there it was in the back of the net.

And there it was in the back of the net.

And there we are back at the hunt ball.

And there, I can see... who is that there?

And there... now here comes vivian.

And there'll be no trouble.

And there's a human with it.

And there's no need to stop there.

And there's... and there's simon now in the sports car.

And therefore won the match by an innings and seven runs.

And these, um, these lions, how high are they?

And they begin to wonder, is it all really...

And they can bloody well care about me.

And they look like this.

And they must be shooting from a range of at least a foot.

And they want to put the license fee up?

And they would spend less time having their stomachs pumped

And they're all that size there.

And they're blazing away there.

And they're eating the blancmange!

And they're going to be a bit frisky.

And they're going to make bloody sure

And they're having a bit of trouble in there, I think.

And they've come up with a little number.

And things aren't going very well back there.

And third nigel incubator jones of henley.

And this column represents 43% of the population.

And this could be their undoing, dan

And this is a raid.

And this is going to be a full body slam.

And this is only a one day event.

And this is the quiet one, mr. bimmler.

And this one is g.

And this sort of thing has got to be stopped.

And this week it's all in cricket

And this week, dan falls into a vat of human dung

And this year's winner

And three tins of beans for me, please.

And to consider the moral problems

And to the next letter.

And toad in the holes

And today, another englishman may add his name

And tonight we have one such artist.

And trained to sniff out certain substances

And two hours back in the evening.

And visiting professor of modern theological philosophy

And vivian's through there

And want to appear on this program

And was head of gestapo for ten years...

And was the holy lamb of god

And was unable to go in the streets

And we all had a jolly good laugh.

And we are very fortunate to have him

And we intend to fight.

And we kick off tonight with cardinal richelieu

And we learned the italian for a spoon.

And we rendezvous in the back room of the cow and sickle

And we soon had the joke by january

And we turn the spotlight tonight

And we'll slit your face.

And we're going to climb

And we've got a brace of guides

And welcome to a three round contest of the epilogue.

And welcome to the refreshment room here at bletchley.

And welcome to the second of our italian language classes

And what do I mean by wasting your time like this? good night.

And what do you do?

And what exactlyare the commercial possibilities of a vine a viation?

And what is the name of your ravishing wife?

And what routes will you both be taking?

And what seems to be the trouble

And what was your reaction to this?

And what's he going to do today?

And what's your name?

And when did you first notice

And when do you expect to get married?

And when he gets unhappy he breaks things.

And when he hasn't

And when I bought it not half an hour ago

And when the sketch starts, I'll go out.

And when these two way out wacky characters get together

And where are you from?

And whereas in most professions

And who is the sponsor?

And who's the other fella?

And who's this here with him?

And why did the chicken cross the road?

And why they were doing it.

And will be described by the radio times

And with his wiley prat 20 to 1 synchro mesh

And worked out a way up jimmy?

And would like to see any scene with two people in bed.

And yet never daring to...

And you are a very new chartered accountant.

And you arthur wilson two

And you believed it?

And you can claim reasonable wear and tear

And you can turn violent criminals into frogs

And you come in with your petty, feeble quibbling

And you got to hold your head up high.

And you grind him into the dirt!

And you, nurse.

And you, too, stapleton.

And you're thinking of buying this second shed

And you've just got five seconds to tell me

And young and gay and free.

And, as a consequence, he will die laughing.

And, gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree

And, indeed, twice in the month

And, of course, you two.

And, right at the back of this group

And, uh oh, there's a hose pipe.

And, uh, well, we had quite a lot to drink

And, uh...

And, uh... two divisions of paratroops.

And, uh... where are you going to live?

And, working with sophisticated drilling equipment

And...

And... no, it's no good, it's not working.

Angel drawers?

Angst, Weltschmerz call it what you will.

Angus podgorny, what do you mean?

Angus, how are you going to get

Annie and roger, mazarin and louis

Another fair question.

Another halliwell road job, eh, sergeant?

Another one just went past downwards.

Another one.

Another way we can drive people away from the cinema

Answer me.

Anthrax ripple.

Any of your recent works in this shed of yours?

Any traces of last year's expedition.

Any trouble from him?

Anybody who is anybody shall leave the body in the room body.

Anybody with a body but not the body is nobody.

Anyone hanging around or...

Anyone to leave...

Anything to declare?

Anything you like?

Anyway, in the area where I'm known

Anyway, it was

Anyway, just have a look.

Anyway, mr. rogers, he's the, uh, hermit...

Anyway, our 30 minutes are up.

Anyway, so...

Anyway, we shall know any minute now.

Apart from being a full time stapling machine

Apart from that he's perfectly all right.

Apart from that he's really all right.

Apart from the one that killed mrs. podgorny

Apart from the two matrons...

Apart from them, who else is coming

Apparently your symphony was written

Appearing for jehovah

Appearing on tennis courts up and down the country...

Apple banger horowitz ticolensic

Applicants are not required to fill in their species.

Ar.

Ar... 'tis that.

Ar... exactly.

Are contemporary customs regulations

Are from the hygiene squad.

Are streaming north of the border

Are there any other trees

Are they?

Are we, mr. hilter?

Are you a friend of trevor's?

Are you a hermit?

Are you a yes man?

Are you actually leading this expedition, sir?

Are you all right, minister?

Are you an encyclopedia salesman?

Are you at your wit's end?

Are you being indecisive?

Are you from the british dental association?

Are you having

Are you here on holiday or...?

Are you mad?

Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life?

Are you part of the scene?

Are you ready?

Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there?

Are you the marriage guidance counselor?

Are you threatening me?

Are you trying to sell something?

Are you using any special techniques

Aren't you curious?

Aren't you going to ask me Why I rang the bell?

Aren't you going to say something

Aren't you pleased to see me, father?

Aren't you, flopsy?

Aren't you, flopsy?!

Arg, jim boy, arg, arg.

Armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

Arrrgh

Arthur ewing and his musical mice!

Arthur figgis knows I've got three buttocks.

Arthur lemming

Arthur two sheds jackson.

Arthur two sheds jackson.

Arthur two sheds...

Arthur wilson two, jimmy blenkinsop one.

Arthur wilson, jimmy blenkinsop.

Arthur wilson, right.

Arthur wilson.

As a history of irish agriculture.

As a load of old men that like hanging around on ropes

As a matter of fact

As a matter of fact.

As a prolific letter writer

As a sales assistant in freeman, hardy and willis.

As allowable professional expenses...

As an after dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

As an appallingly dull fellow

As eddie waring.

As first minister of louis xiii

As for flight, its body is totally unadapted To the problems of aviation.

As he hasn't hit the ball once throughout this match.

As his wife has just passed away and he's somewhat distraught

As I think this is getting too silly.

As I was saying, the letter previously read made quite clear

As I've absolutely no confidence in anyone involved in it.

As it is indeed symptomatic of your whole genre of player

As it requires absolutely expert coordination

As it was, he did a deal with a blancmange

As officer commanding

As one of the most courageous and gallant acts

As opposed to a con jurer...

As people went back to work

As seen on television.

As soon as they get their hands on their money

As the film society meeting was canceled this evening.

As the rules of wimbledon state quite clearly

As they float down the mighty rivers of british columbia.

As though we're in for a splendid afternoon's sport

As to the origins of the earth and what god himself is made of.

As usual, we apologize for the poor quality of the film.

As yet absolutely no sign of pablo picasso.

As you see.

Asking me to rip open a small, defenseless chicken

At 10:45 you, reg, collect me and ken in the van

At 10:50 a of m.

At 10:51 I shall enter the british jewelry center

At 10:52 I shall approach the counter

At 11:15.

At 9:00 tomorrow

At a range of up to 50 yards.

At a second wife swapping party.

At a special session of the geneva convention, and in 1950

At butley downe

At christmas parties

At dorking civic theater.

At first, frankly, yes.

At home, even though we are in the same room

At last...

At least one human being concerned in the final.

At least you meet people.

At national theatre tomorrow.

At one of these mouse parties

At parties, for instance

At the anthropological research institute

At the beginning of the film

At the la gondola restaurant

At the ministry of war.

At the national film theater.

At the rate of thousands every hour.

At the somerset theological college

At the state of play in the detective sketch.

At the taxpayers' expense?

At the university of east anglia

At the way the italians ceded midfield dominance

At these mouse parties.

At tolworth roundabout, david.

At wimbledon toon, signed and seconded.

Atomic powered legs, shoulders a yard wide

Attacking defenseless, fit young men.

Attend to the van and fetch out...

Attila the hun to see you, sir.

Attila the hun, sir.

Ausfern schplenden schlitter

Australia?

Author of the book the problems of kierkegaard

Averting world war iii can't be bad and, uh...

Avoiding leatherheads and then taking the a231s

Awfully bad.

Ay ya!

Aye, and you've never been further

Aye, but I must go, though, dear.

Aye, I did.

Aye, I think you ought not to go, angus.

Aye, I think you're right, frank.

Aye, we'd be able to afford writing paper

Aye.

Aye.

Aye.

B.d., b.d.a.

Baa, baa, baa.

Back from the very brink of lazarus's box.

Back here at 2:00.

Back here in denver street, right?

Back in this country

Back to the studio.

Back to you, wolfgang.

Back where they were in the 19th century

Bad luck, genghis.

Bad luck.

Bahnwagen gutenabend

Banger ticolensic grander knotty spelltinkle

Banking travel, excitement, adventure

Banking.

Be as vicious as you like with it, come on.

Be fair, five.

Be gentle with me.

Be patient, she nurse your wife.

Beautiful plumage, isn't it?

Beautifully framed photographs of other people's lives.

Because drake was too clever for the german fleet.

Because I'm now made entirely of tin.

Because I've got something lined up for ron next week

Because if you say mattress, he puts a bag over his head.

Because if you were

Because jocasta always plays with us.

Because kiliman jaro's a pretty tricky climb, you know.

Because of the enormous commercial possibilities Should he succeed.

Because this is not the...

Because we've got someone

Because with this strong head wind, I don't think

Because, er, I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Because... well, because, my lord

Beethoven, mozart, chopin, liszt, brahms, panties

Before cutting off one of its legs

Before his death.

Before it's too late.

Before my drift has become apparent.

Before that, of course, I was a yeti spotter.

Before the old ladies started moving in.

Before we can really judge them.

Before you could say eric robinson.

Before you ever went To switzerland.

Beg your pardon?

Beg your pardon.

Being called eddie baby.

Being struck about the head by a 16 ton weight.

Ben nicholson, jackson pollock

Benedictus benedicat

Benedictus benedicat...

Bereft of life, it rests in peace.

Best classical composer is finally remembered

Best of friends with charlotte in the showers afterwards.

Bet that's a link, ma'am.

Bet that's a link, ma'am.

Bet you it won't.

Between mind and body.

Between officials of the n.e.d.c. and the o.d.c.n.

Between rocks we know terribly little of, terribly little.

Between whizzo butter and a dead crab.

Between whizzo butter and a dead crab.

Between whizzo butter and this dead crab.

Bicycle repairman is ready...

Bicycle repairman, how can I ever repay you?

Bicycle repairman!

Big gin, please.

Billie jean king eaten in straight sets;

Birds is the key to the whole problem.

Bit lumpy.

Bits of their lives are being made available for purchase.

Bitte ein nurnburger

Bitte, bitte.

Bitte, mein herr.

Bitterly sorry!

Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blasting their heads off.

Bligh!

Blimey, she don't go much, do she?

Blimey!

Blimey! whatever did I give the wife?

Block booking, upper circle

Blood spurt artery murder!

Blood spurt artery murder!

Bloody fairy.

Bob and janet ha ve eaten mr. farquar's goldfish

Bobby charlton and martin peters

Bologna indeed were a side intellectually out argued

Bolton, eh?

Bon.

Bonjour, monsieur dim.

Bonsoir.

Boring and dull, but on the other hand...

Both of them coming through very fast.

Both of you.

Both peaks of mount kiliman jaro.

Bottom.

Bow wow wow.

Brancusi's going with him.

Bratwustle

Bratwustle gerspurten mitz

Bratwustle gerspurten mitz weimache luber hundsfut

Bratwustle gerspurten mitz weimache luber hundsfut

Bratwustle gerspurten mitz weimache luber hundsfut

Break?

Breaking free of the limpid tentacles

Brian islam and brucie.

Brian!

Brigadier mainwaring smith smith smith, etc.

Brigadier sir charles arthur strong (mrs.).

Bring me my arrows of desire

Bring me my arrows of desire

Bring me my bow of burning gold

Bring me my chariot of fire...

Bring me my spear, oh clouds unfold

Bring me my spear... Did somebody say mattress to mr. lambert?

Britain need have no fear with leaders of this caliber.

Bronsky?

Buenas noches.

Buffet and ticket collector.

Bum oh, what a giveaway!

Burglar, madam.

Burglar!

Burglar!!

Burglary!!

But und this is a big but

But a few years ago I said I was thinking

But a special good evening from me...

But after questioning

But also perpetuated the religious schism in europe?

But also the raspberries.

But anyway, vivian is there, vivian is coming through.

But apart from that, things went pretty quickly

But by december, their joke was ready.

But don't go calling it doubles.

But don't... you know, just don't.

But first of all

But first, a bit of fun.

But first, a bit of fun.

But first, will you please, please welcome

But he can't get this neighbor woken up.

But he knows now it's wrong.

But he should be through here at any moment.

But he's going down, so simon can move on.

But he's not at all well.

But how about that punch line, eh?

But how to change without revealing my secret identity?

But how?

But I also do certain types of life assurance.

But i always introduce this program, not him.

But I am a chartered accountant.

But I can recommend an extremely good service.

But I can see it.

But I do en joy listening to the bbc home service.

But I don't like the sound of his liver

But I don't think I'm ready to be chairman yet.

But I have done nearly 12 feet unofficially.

But I have never courted popularity.

But I haven't been too well

But I in peterborough, lincolnshire house

But I know that no apologies I can make

But I know what I like.

But I must.

But I want you to think of me as an old queen...

But I was sitting on a park bench over there

But I was told to come here.

But I would like to assure you

But I'm not having things getting silly.

But I've got to be perfectly frank.

But I've just been putting

But is also a junkie.

But it does mean

But it does seem to matter.

But it doesn't always agree with me...

But it is a little bit misty today

But it's mainly folk songs.

But it's my only line!

But it's my only line!

But it's my only line.

But it's not nearly so remarkable, as that was due

But it's something you'll never understand.

But jimmy's put his heads together

But most of them have suffocated

But mr. f.g. superman has a secret identity.

But my wife, nurse.

But not all encyclopedia salesmen are successful.

But not the same as we have with bow and bough

But now it's got silly.

But now it's the glittering world of show business

But now perhaps something a little more savory.

But on the other hand, is it what the public wants?

But only dressed up as one

But perhaps this is because so little is generally known

But possibly not.

But right now it's time to look at a man whose meteoric rise...

But stay in peterborough, lincolnshire house

But that's as may be.

But that's beside the point.

But the big cheese gets his at low tide tonight?

But the important thing is...

But the pig has a slight headache.

But the real question remains:

But then I'm a bit mental.

But then, crime's our business, you know

But there is one composer

But there isn't.

But there we are, it's no use crying over spilt milk.

But there's a couple of hits there, I think.

But there's no law against that, is there?

But they had a little joke when I was born.

But they're good people and they're kind people.

But they're not getting the results they might

But think of the money, dear £18.10 a kilt.

But this is no surprise

But this is not just an old ladies' town.

But underneath she has a heart of formica.

But unfortunately, miss cicely courtneidge is unable to appear

But wait a minute.

But we'll be bringing you back

But what about the blancmange?

But what can I do?

But what is the attitude...

But what's this?

But where do they get the idea from? From harold.

But which the germans could.

But who cares?

But why do they think they're birds?

But why don't you just get rid of harold?

But why?

But you didn't have to say it.

But you just panned off us.

But you see, I came here to find a new job, a new life

But you see, your report here says

But you'll need an appointment.

But, I mean, there's nothing you can do about it

But, uh...

But... could be.

But... only if I can watch.

Buttocks.

Button your lip, you rat bag!

By a bbc cameraman posing as a vole.

By a jarrow team thrusting and bursting

By a little bit

By all these films and things that kept coming in, but i...

By an ugly mob with raspberries

By doug's insistence that he is

By extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

By herself?

By jove

By jove, you certainly hit the nail on the head

By mr. shabby's extraordinary personal magnetism.

By one of the world's leading modern composers

By permission of the national forestry commission.

By shouting about our housing plans

By showing young people...

By the last letter

By the men of q division.

By the sound of somber music

By the time I got back from lunch

By the women of the batley townswomen's guild.

By two falls, two submissions or a knockout.

Bye bye, and mind you, don't get seduced.

Bye bye, dear.

Bye for now.

C... oh.

C'est formidable, n'est ce pas?

Call cardinal richelieu.

Call girl I'm sorry.

Call mrs. fiona lewis

Call mrs. fiona lewis.

Call that friendship?

Called jimmy blenkinsop

Calling all squad cars in the area.

Camera... cut.

Camp on blood island, and last year, of course

Can alter the fact that in our restaurant

Can fulfill a very useful role in society.

Can hardly move her poor fingers

Can I borrow your goat?

Can I call you frank?

Can I call you sugar plum?

Can I help you, sir?

Can scare the fertilizer out of them.

Can the head of the vice squad turn himself into an albatross

Can you do a parrot job on this terrier straight away?

Can you do a parrot job on this, uh

Can you imagine what it's like

Can you put your head down a little, sir?

Can't tell the difference

Can't we do something else for a change?

Can't you help me?

Candid photography, you know what I mean?

Cardinal richelieu sixteen stone of pure man.

Cardinal richelieu?

Cardinal so called richelieu.

Cardinal, are you acquainted

Cardinal, would it be fair to say

Carried out one of the most dangerous and heroic raids

Carry on, jimmys.

Carry on, sergeant major.

Carry on, sergeant.

Carry on.

Cat confusers...

Cause if it's a dromedary

Ce n'est pas...

Certain substances on the premises

Certain very important responsibilities.

Certainly put my mind at rest on...

Certainly, sir.

Certainly, yes.

Certainly.

Chained within the bondage of rude walls

Charging about the moorland

Charles, there's something I've got to tell you.

Charles!

Charles?

Charles?

Che cosa?

Che stupido!

Check.

Cheeky.

Chelsea, parkhurst, dartmoor and the scrubs.

Chief running elk, him kill buffalo with bare hands

Chuf...

Chug, chug, chug.

Cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed

Clear out, come on, get out of it.

Clearly the british public's view is a hostile one.

Close up.

Coal mining is a wonderful thing, father.

Collect my berries, chastise myself

Come at me with that banana then.

Come at me with that raspberry, then.

Come at me, then.

Come back, harold!

Come back, harold.

Come clean.

Come from the planet skyron in the galaxy of andromeda;

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come in.

Come on in, mr. and mrs. johnson.

Come on in, take a seat.

Come on, attack me with it, as hard as you like, come on.

Come on, attack me.

Come on, be as vicious as you like with it.

Come on, come at me with them, then.

Come on, come on

Come on, come on, you worm.

Come on, do your worst, you worm.

Come on, give us a kiss.

Come on, I promise I won't shoot you.

Come on, parky.

Come on, stapleton.

Come on, then, love, drop them.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come this way, please.

Come to give yourself up, have you, riley?

Come to me, vera.

Come to my arms.

Come to think of it

Come up as quietly as you can

Comedy struck this little house in dibley road.

Coming through just out of shot.

Coming, dear.

Comme ca...

Confuse a cat, limited.

Confuse a cat.

Confused

Confusers!

Confusers! fall... in!

Confusers... ho!

Congratulations, sir.

Congratulations.

Conservative, isn't it?

Constable, go and see to him, will you?

Constable, you be inspector tiger.

Constable, you scream.

Constable, you turn off the lights.

Consumption, bubonic plague...

Contact their nearest police station?

Contain the mighty owl of thebes

Containing 10% more less

Cook mr. burtenshaw, nurse me.

Cool it, fuhrer cat.

Correct.

Could be, could be taken on a holiday

Could be, yes.

Could do that to a man?

Could I get you some water?

Could I have your autograph?

Could paint anything on that kind of scale.

Could save you a lot of bother.

Could someone throw me down a script?

Could you be clearer?

Could you be more specific?

Could you get me another one?

Could you get me another one?

Could you say it

Could you try speaking in a lower register?

Couldn't we get A dog to foul the foot?

Couldn't we just steal the watch, boss?

Couldn't we park in the double yellow line?

Coupled with the fact that being a gorilla

Course once you've seen one yeti you've seen them all.

Course they're not paying me rent!

Course, it's his big day, thursday.

Covered in darkest creamy chocolate

Crasscrenbon fried digger dingle dangle dongle

Crasscrenbon fried digger dingle dangle dongle

Cricket.

Crochet?

Cross the threshold, arrive, ingress

Crunchy, raw, unboned, real dead frog

Cue telecine ten, nine, eight...

Cuida...

Cuidado, cuidado, cuidado, cuidado las llamas.

Cuidado, llamas!

Curse you, inspector dim

Cut cut cut cut cut cut!

Cut to me.

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

Cutting cutting cutting cutting cutting your hair.

Cutting the same head for five years!?

D'accord, d'accord.

Dad, frank's got a television part.

Daddy, you make me feel like a child.

Damn it, I love you.

Darling, darling.

Darling.

Das uberleben...

Das wir haben in somerset!

Dash it all

David hemmings appeared

David hemmings as a hippie gestapo officer.

David. sure?

David... shaw.

De kooning... kokoschka's dropping back here

De la a vion...

De la baa, baa, baa.

De la derriere du mouton...

De la machine...

De von ausfern schplenden schlitter

De von ausfern schplenden schlitter crasscrenbon

De von ausfern schplenden schlitter crasscrenbon fried

De von ausfern schplenden schlitter crasscrenbon fried

De von ausfern schplenden schlitter crasscrenbon fried

Dead, dead.

Dear bbc, east grimstead, friday...

Dear david jacobs, east grinstead, friday.

Dear freddy grisewood, bagshot, surrey.

Dear mirror view

Dear old codgers

Dear old codgers

Dear sir, how splendid it is

Dear sir, I am over 3,000 years old

Dear sir, I am writing to complain

Dear sir, I object strongly

Dear sir, I object strongly

Dear sir, I object strongly to the letters on your program.

Dear sir, I object to being objected to

Dear sir, I object very strongly to that last scene

Dear sir, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms

Dear sir, when I was at school

Dear sir.

Dear, sweet victor.

Deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened

Definitely shh yes.

Deirdre, that's my wife, has always been

Deirdre... what a beautiful name.

Demonstration fantastique.

Derriere.

Destruction, defacement has got to be put to an end.

Detective inspector.

Detective inspector.

Dew picked and flown from iraq

Did he say splunge?

Did I call him eddie baby?

Did I call you eddie baby?

Did i, sweetie?

Did mummy say anything as she changed?

Did you say mattress?

Did you see anyone take it

Did you see somebody go past the window?

Did you write this symphony

Didn't we do this just now?

Die eltern I'm mittelalter und die jungen

Die flipperwaldt gespuhrt!

Die ist ein kinderhunder

Different spellings and meanings, but sound the same.

Digger dingle dangle dongle dungle burstein

Digger dingle dangle dongle dungle burstein von knacker

Digger dingle dangle dongle dungle burstein von knacker

Dim? consternation, uproar!

Ding ding ding ding

Ding ding ding ding

Ding ding ding ding

Ding ding ding ding ding.

Ding ding ding ding ding.

Ding ding ding ding ding.

Ding ding ding ding ding...

Ding ding ding ding...

Ding ding ding ding...

Ding dong! merrily on high

Ding dong! verily the sky

Ding, dong, merrily on high

Discipline...

Do go on.

Do it again.

Do sit down, mr. podgorny.

Do sit down.

Do you get wafers with it?

Do you have any qualifications?

Do you know I still wet my bed.

Do you know what I mean? do you know what I mean?

Do you know what I mean? do you know what I mean?

Do you like it?

Do you like this?

Do you not ken that the galaxy of andromeda

Do you say it because you didn't know?

Do you think jarrow will adopt

Do you think they will?

Do you want to come back to my place?

Dobson's bought it, sir.

Does anyone in our party speak swahili, sir?

Does anyone speak swahili, sir?

Does he have his own hat?

Does it talk?

Does she go, eh, eh, eh?

Dog kennel to mr. lambert

Dog kennel? no, no, no.

Dog kennels to you instead of mattress.

Dog kennels?

Doing wonderful unpublicized work for charity

Don't call me sweetie!

Don't come crying to me!

Don't do anything with it, love.

Don't do it, parky.

Don't get uptight, man.

Don't give me that, sir.

Don't have any of the vicar over there.

Don't know how to play the tennis

Don't know.

Don't know.

Don't play games with me.

Don't play with your food.

Don't stand in the pouring rain...

Don't talk to me about convenience.

Don't talk to the camera.

Don't tell me.

Don't turn me away.

Don't want to jump into it too quickly.

Don't worry about the, uh...

Don't worry, minister.

Don't you in fact spot trains?

Don't you know, old chap

Don't you talk to me about bladders, I said.

Don't you understand? I'm a smuggler!

Don't you, ralph?

Don't, don't!

Done.

Door's open.

Doris day's a comedienne, not a newsreader!

Doris dog kisses rock tree and she says?

Double march!

Down at the axis cafe in rosedale road.

Down onto the main roads near purbrights

Down the mine, ken?

Dr. larch, there's a mr. phelps to see you.

Dr. walters?

Dressing up as mice a bit.

Drink doctor, eat sister

Drink, doctor?

Drop that gun, stapleton!

Drop the bazooka, brian.

Dropped on top of me.

Dropped on top of you, eric?

Dropped on top of you?

Due to rising capital investment of ten million pounds

Dull, dull, dull, oh, god, it was dull!

Dullards like yourself can obtain

Dung!

Dungle burstein von knacker thrasher

Dungle burstein von knacker thrasher apple banger horowitz

Dunkirk, dark days of the war, backs to the wall

During a field expedition

During a liberal conference in ottawa about six years ago.

During a nairobi debate in parliament

During an oxfam lunch

During cold weather.

During general inspection, like?

During the last 12 months.

During which marcel marceau will impersonate

During which small ice creams in very large boxes will be sold.

Dusseldorf, west eight...

Earlier on in the program, when I kept getting interrupted

Easy, mungo, easy.

Eddie baby, when you first...

Edward you don't mind if I call you edward.

Eh, milano e tanto meglio di napoli!

Eh, riley?

Eh? well, don't worry about me, vicky boy.

Eh? you know what I mean, eh?

Eight hundred pounds!

Elementary.

Employed by legal customs officers nowadays?

Emptied, steamed, flavored with sesame seeds

Empty during wimbledon fortnight.

Enough of this gay banter.

Entering rottingdeans from the north.

Entirely by hypnosis.

Entitled the whizzo quality assortment.

Er, certain substances of an illicit nature.

Er, certain substances.

Er, well, I'm afraid not.

Er, why did you ring the bell?

Eric, do you think

Eric.

Especially if it's something like the sound of music.

Est bon, ooh, ah.

Esta noche presentamos con mucho gusto

Et maintenant...

Eure schule.

Even doug timpson of manchester harriers

Even if it's from a blancmange?

Even now you yourself do hardly notice me...

Evening, charlie.

Evening.

Events so momentous that they dwarf man and time alike.

Eventually it strikes one and you all run down.

Ever since I left sicily

Ever since you've married me, douglas

Every single man jack of them.

Everyone calls me ted.

Everyone must leave the room as it is...

Ex king zog of albania reports.

Exactly what you do to people

Except for psychological maladjustment

Except for the intestines and bits of the bottom.

Except perhaps my wife... and some of her friends.

Excitement... drama...

Exciting?!

Excuse me a minute.

Excuse me a moment.

Excuse me a moment.

Excuse me a moment.

Excuse me not shaking hands

Excuse me, could you tell me

Excuse me, monsieur, madame.

Excuse me, sir, but, uh, why the funny voice?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me...

Explain it to the colonel, dino.

Extraordinarily high quality.

Failure to respond

Fair's fair.

Fancy seeing you.

Fancy using mustard.

Fancy using mustard. Oh, fancy using that wallpaper.

Fantastic.

Far from it.

Far from the owl of thebes?

Far more interesting lives than you will ever lead.

Favorite targets for the old ladies are telephone kiosks.

Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city.

Feel very strongly about...

Fell nearly 12 miles

Fell nearly seven miles

Fetch out the funny things!

Fights started breaking out

Filthy bastard commies!

Finchley.

Fine, fine, but do you...

Fine, fine, fine, thank you.

Fine, fine, fine.

Fine, fine.

Fine, fine.

Fine, fine.

Fine, fine.

Fine, thank you.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine... I'm the headwaiter.

Fine... would you care for a glass of blood?

Fire?

Fires happen, colonel.

First minister of louis xiii?

First of all, he didn't recognize me, lemming

First of all, you force him to drop the banana!

First off, long john sliver.

First there is the cherry fondue.

First victim of creatures from another planet.

First with bombs and rockets, destroying their homes

Five minutes overdue?!

Five pence of a further sixpence was swallowed up in tax.

Five pence of a further sixpence?

Five pence of a further sixpence?

Five people how do you play doubles

Five years!

Five, four, three

Five, four...

Five!

Five!

Five...

Fiver?

Flu?

Flu?!

Flying mare there.

Foam at the mouth and fall over backwards.

Follow me, follow me!

For 15 bob a week.

For about 12 miles and then ask.

For allowing me to have this little chat with you.

For almost a year now.

For an ambitious sheep.

For bicycle bells only.

For bicycle repairman.

For bideford.

For dealing with the free scoring turkish forwards?

For example, I would say, sono inglese di gerrard's cross.

For god's sake, stop him!

For how long are we to put up with these things?

For just 15 minutes a day.

For mr. and mrs. violet steppings

For mrs. emma hamilton of nelson

For my gigantic, free, 78 page muscle building course.

For my television license when I can buy one for six?

For no reason at all.

For nova, man.

For one ghastly moment I thought I was...

For one moment?

For only 15 shillings

For only ten shillings.

For organ and timpani.

For our policy of employing

For remaining underground.

For saying something stupid about a television show.

For so many months in the soft toy department

For the construction of a new zinc treating works

For the extremely poor quality of the next announcement

For the few who remained

For the first leg of the next tie in turkey?

For the first time for five years

For the first time painting in motion.

For the german v joke to be broadcast in english.

For the last nine weeks.

For the likes of you, two sheds.

For the management training course, is it?

For the next movie I'm going to produce

For the preliminary coal face scouring operations.

For the pubescence of ex king zog of albania

For the sale of 600 low gear electric sewing machines.

For the second cuppa, remarkable.

For the temple of peace chapel at vallauris

For the three of us.

For the time of year, I must say.

For the water skiing and for the travel, sir.

For this management training course.

For this program to get rather silly.

For three runs.

For today, ron obvious hopes to be the first man

For vandals and hooligans running about.

For viewers at home

For what our gran's become.

For your own purposes?

For, gentles all, beauty sits most closely

Forethought.

Four, three, two, one, zero!

Four! three!

Four...

Frank!

Frank.

Frannie, little frannie, frannie knickers.

Freedom is a state much prized

Freedom!

Freedom!!

Freedom.

Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh?

Fresh fruit... passion...

Friday?

Fried digger dingle dangle dongle dungle burstein von

Friend.

Frittering your life away

From a blancmange from the planet skyron

From a sheep and serve them

From america, will you welcome, please

From any other law abiding citizen.

From coventry, isn't it?

From crowcombe and stogumber.

From down here as best as I can.

From godalming here to java here.

From kendal in westmoreland.

From one nationality to another.

From quite a long way away?

From rottingdeans, we go through africa to nairobis.

From the bell and compasses.

From the czech publishers.

From the empire and general insurance company.

From the galaxy of andromeda

From the planet skyron in the galaxy of andromeda.

From the plastic arts, we turn to football.

From the swiss branch, and in addition

From then on, pablo has a straight run on the a3

From what we vets haven't found a word for.

From wigan, dr. tom jack.

Frontal nudity.

Frontal nudity.

Full body slam there.

Full frontal nudity?

Full frontal nudity?

Full frontal nudity? never.

Funny, isn't it

Further back, over there, leave it down.

Gain admittance, infiltrate.

Galling and mauling, palling and hauling

Gannet on a stick.

Gaspard?

Gaston tell the manager What has happened immediately!

Gaston! find out who washed these up

Geht und slotermeyer?

General sir hugh marksby smith.

George...

German casualties were appalling.

Gerspurten

Gervaise brook hampster is in the guards

Gervaise brook hampster of kensington and weybridge;

Gervaise first, vivian second, simon third.

Gervaise is going to jump.

Gervaise is in there

Gervaise is there, and oliver's still at the back

Gervaise is upper class twit of the year.

Gervaise... oh, no, this is, uh...

Get a move on, move it.

Get agent on the phone.

Get away from me!

Get away from that door.

Get back in those seats immediately.

Get bloody wafers with it!

Get it away, get it away!

Get it out in the open.

Get off, go on, all of you.

Get off!

Get off!

Get on with it!

Get out, get out, you laborer!

Get out, mr. librarian phipps

Get out!

Get out!

Get out!

Get out!

Get over there against the wall, britischer pig.

Get some air into your lungs.

Get them out!

Get them out!

Get them when they're young, eh... eh?

Get those funny things off!

Get to the search room and strip.

Get your own arts program, you fairy.

Getting all high and mighty, eh?

Getting out there with a gun

Give me a big one.

Give me the british dental association

Give us 15 minutes, then blow the building up.

Giving their views on teenage violence;

Glamorgan were all out for 36

Glo o or...

Glor or or ia

Go away!

Go on, don't waste our time.

Go on, get out! get out! get out!

Go on, get out.

Go on, get out.

Go on, get out. move, move.

Go on, lad, go on.

Go on, mine aren't, but...

Go on, move, move!

Go on, stop it, it's silly.

Go on.

Go on.

Going off.

Good afternoon, and welcome to hurlingham park.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Good bye?

Good day, harry.

Good evening, and welcome once again to the epilogue.

Good evening, brian.

Good evening, brian.

Good evening, brian.

Good evening, class.

Good evening, I wish to report a burglary.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen

Good evening, madam.

Good evening, mr. stools.

Good evening, mr. walters.

Good evening, sir, good evening, madam.

Good evening, sir.

Good evening?

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good for you, ma'am!

Good god, i forgot about her.

Good heavens, man, why?

Good idea.

Good lord, is that the time?

Good lord, what's that?

Good lord, you're right!

Good lord! is that a nude woman?

Good morning I'd like to buy a book, please.

Good morning, boys.

Good morning, colonel.

Good morning, gentlemen. Now, what can i do for you?

Good morning, I'd like to buy a cat.

Good morning, mr. saltzberg.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning..

Good morning..

Good morning... mr. phipps?

Good night

Good night

Good night

Good night

Good night

Good night

Good night

Good night, god bless, look after yourselves.

Good night.

Good night.

Good old norman.

Good questions.

Good, all right, what do you think?

Good, and how many camels have you spotted so far?

Good, good, good.

Good, now we're getting somewhere.

Good!

Good?

Good?! good?!

Good.

Good.

Good.

Goodness me, mrs. newman's oldest

Gosh!

Got a lovely terrier.

Got their money back.

Got vermeer all down my shirt.

Gott I'm himmel!

Gradually I came to feel

Grander knotty

Grander knotty spelltinkle

Grandlich

Grandlich grumblemeyer spelterwasser kurstlich

Grandlich grumblemeyer spelterwasser kurstlich

Grandlich grumblemeyer spelterwasser kurstlich

G****s, passion fruits.

Grazie, signore, grazie de tutta la sua gentilezza.

Great light show, baby.

Grin, grin, wink, wink

Groovy, great scene.

Grrrr

Grumblemeyer

Grumblemeyer spelterwasser kurstlich himbleeisen bahnwagen

Guilt fears abound good evening

Guitars playing and people singing

Gumberaber shonendanker

Gumberaber shonendanker

Gumberaber shonendanker kalbsfleisch mittler aucher

Gumberaber shonendanker kalbsfleisch mittler aucher

Gutenabend bitte ein nurnburger

Gutenabend bitte ein nurnburger bratwustle gerspurten mitz

Guts and spleen of a small rabbit

Ha ha.

Ha ha.

Ha, ha, wow!

Ha! ha! ha!

Ha! how do you know?

Had a proper game of doubles with four people?

Had not changed dramatically over the same period.

Hallelu jah, hallelu jah...

Hallelu jah!

Halt!

Hampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it?

Hands off, you filthy bally froggie.

Hang on.

Hang them in your den.

Hanging upside down like this.

Harmless looking thing, isn't it?

Harold potter was a perfectly ordinary englishman

Harold potter, gardener and tax official

Harold!

Harold!

Harrison, mr. harrison.

Harrison.

Harry?

Has always been of the greatest repugnance to me.

Has anyone anything else to say?

Has explained your case to me.

Has he had a heart attack?

Has never been exactly nirvana, has it?

Has tax been paid on it?

Has to use some pretty clever stories

Hasn't had its difficulties.

Have all appeared in which london suburb?

Have just fallen

Have plastic surgery and meet me there.

Have we got a movie!

Have we got a moving brick?

Have you any objection to taking a breath test?

Have you ever considered the advantages

Have you finished in there yet?

Have you got a parrot?

Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir?

Have you got any swiss currency, sir?

Have you got anything particular in mind?

Have you got mr. notlob's permission

Have you read this, sir?

Have you written

Have...

Have...

Haven't I seen him

Having men crawling over us the whole time.

Having trouble with the matchboxes.

He bloody should have been.

He can also give a cat influenza.

He can move on to the hunt photograph.

He can't come.

He comes back from wrestling and locks himself in his room.

He could hit a van gogh at 30 yards, yes...

He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels...

He did not in fact recite the entire bible.

He did not... yes, a fraud.

He did! he did!

He didn't have an inadequate brain capacity?

He didn't wear a kilt or play the bagpipes?

He does that thing with those silly women

He doesn't do anything.

He doesn't have any sort of sensory apparatus known to man.

He doesn't know when he's winning either.

He found her in the bedroom.

He goes to the la vatory

He hasn't set fire to some great public building?

He hasn't slept since 1945.

He is ready to become... bicycle repairman.

He is wunderbar... ful, ja.

He just sits out there on the lawn.

He just sits there

He just sits there.

He likes to press wild flowers

He loved the life of the sea

He may start breaking things, colonel.

He merely recited the first two words, in the

He merely recited the first two words, in the He did not in fact recite the entire bible.

He must be fairly keen on kilts.

He must say, sono italiano di milano.

He never got drunk at night

He puts on women's clothing

He ran away!

He said my idea was lousy.

He say, milan is better than napoli.

He says he's a tree surgeon

He says he's found a place

He should be all right now.

He should experience difficulties

He should have been here hours ago.

He sleeps all night

He sleeps all night and he works all da y.

He sleeps all night and he works all da y.

He tells it the way it is.

He wants to annex poland.

He was a good, uh, good golfer, wilkins.

He was as strange a thing as ever I saw

He was mending the fridge when they came

He was not that sort of person.

He was only 47.

He was right!

He wasn't really a man, do you ken?

He wasn't so much a man as...

He were a strange, unearthly creature

He will have written the funniest joke in the world

He will want to apologize to you himself.

He wouldn't meow.

He'll be the ruination of her.

He'll replace your parrot for you.

He'll then cycle on the a29 to fontwell.

He'll then take the a272, which will bring him on to the a3

He's a bit on edge.

He's a lumberjack and he's oka y

He's a lumberjack and he's oka y

He's a lumberjack and he's oka y

He's a wonderful boy, this

He's about 75, 50 yards away

He's alexander the great, sir!

He's at the back.

He's been here two weeks

He's been nothing but trouble all morning.

He's been nothing but trouble all morning. Oh, don't ask me.

He's caught her absolutely beautifully.

He's completely dead.

He's cured.

He's cycling down very hard

He's dead, but he's not necessarily out of it.

He's dead!

He's dead.

He's fallen off his bicycle on the b2127 just outside ewhurst

He's getting absolutely no reaction at all.

He's going to ask

He's going to en joy a joke with lady arabella plunkett.

He's going to have a go...

He's going to split a railway carriage

He's gone and left the sketch.

He's got the beggar down.

He's got the bricks.

He's got the old woman, slowly but surely

He's got wonderful plans for minehead.

He's had a hard day, dear.

He's had his passport checked and he's all set to go.

He's just been in the florentine room

He's just flown into london today.

He's mr. ali bayan he's with us in the studio tonight

He's not all he's cracked up to be.

He's not completely dead?

He's not here yet!

He's now standing up... oh, bad luck.

He's on the telephone the whole time nowadays.

He's only just hit the top.

He's patently hit on the idea of escape.

He's realized the sheep's life consists

He's reversed into the old woman.

He's right, do you know that?

He's slamming away there as best he can.

He's that most dangerous of animals

He's that most rare of criminals

He's that sheep over there under the elm.

He's the ringleader.

He's two timed me.

He's up, he doesn't know when he's beaten, this boy.

He's worked his fingers to the bone

He's, uh... nigel is over...

He's, you know, in the area

He's... well, I'll say no more

Heap good fine actor.

Heap good publicity.

Heimlich bimmler.

Hello again, and welcome to the show.

Hello again.

Hello again.

Hello, are you a hermit by any chance?

Hello, children, hello.

Hello, darling

Hello, david.

Hello, everyone.

Hello, good evening, and welcome

Hello, good evening, and welcome

Hello, good evening, and welcome to historical impersonations.

Hello, headmaster.

Hello, hello, people, and welcome to it's a tree.

Hello, I wish to register a complaint.

Hello, I'm arthur, arthur name.

Hello, I'm uncle frank and family.

Hello, marge.

Hello, mummy.

Hello, peter.

Hello, polly!

Hello, polly!

Hello, sailor.

Hello, sarge!

Hello, we're uncle george and agnes.

Hello, who are you?

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? hello?

Hello? miss?

Hello?!

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello..

Helmut, you want the german classes!

Help me, oh, please, help me out.

Help me, please help me.

Help, help me, I'm trapped in this body.

Her behavior did seem at the time to me

Her majesty's customs and excise.

Her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet

Here are just a few of the results:

Here comes gervaise.

Here comes vivian... vivian to slam the door.

Here he comes.

Here he is to wake up the neighbor now.

Here he sold contraceptives and...

Here in the berkshire countryside

Here is a brown paper bag

Here is an unsuccessful encyclopedia salesman.

Here is one man who thinks it was

Here is the 6:00 news read by michael queen.

Here is the address to complain to:

Here is the address to write to: mrs. ena frog

Here is the question once again:

Here is their card.

Here is this morning's story.

Here it is, it's called restaurant sketch.

Here it is, the show you've been wanking for

Here they come: chagall, max ernst, miro, dufy

Here to answer this is a professional cricketer.

Here we are, sir.

Here we are.

Here we go again.

Here you can relax in comfort in friendly surroundings.

Here, we haven't finished the sketch yet!

Here, what was that picture?

Here, what's that camera doing?

Here, you have a go.

Here, you wouldn't have got on one of our voyages.

Here... you, take this.

Here's a little number entitled, science fiction sketch.

Here's gervaise to be the last one over.

Here's living proof.

Here's nigel right at the head of the field

Here's nigel, and he's tripped.

Here's nigel... he's confused.

Heretofore shall this soul be received unto...

Hey, boss, I can't blow the building up.

Hey, did you see that?

Hey, everybody

Hey, oh, hey, stop that!

Hey, that was wilkins of finance.

Hey, wait a minute.

Hey, you know, mother?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! hey, what's going...

Hey! what's going on?

Hi there.

Hi, everyone.

Hiding behind the wall bars with your quinces.

Hike.

Hiking.

Hilter... he says that historically

Him heap famous.

Him heap keen on michael denison and dulcie gray.

Him mighty fine director.

Him play chief inspector hardy.

Him say leatherhead rep

Himbleeisen bahnwagen

Himbleeisen bahnwagen gutenabend bitte ein nurnburger

Himbleeisen bahnwagen gutenabend bitte ein nurnburger

Hire bombers by the hour.

His condition is typified by total physical inertia

His first question is not going to be

His name's riley... jack riley.

His new play opens

Historische taunton ist volkermeinig von meinhead.

Hitchcock psycho blood damn it!

Hmm, I see.

Hmm, moping, I must remember that.

Hmm, well, there you are, dear.

Hmm!

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm...

Hmm...

Hmm... goodness

Hmm... hmm.

Hmm... hmm.

Hmm... just checkin'.

Hmm... the amazing kargol and janet.

Hold it like that.

Hold it.

Holiday snaps?

Hope you like it.

Hope you like it.

Hosanna in excelsis.

Hostile.

Houses heap full every night.

How about cherries?

How about that?

How about you?

How are you liking it

How are you, love?

How could you do this to me, vera

How dare you!

How did you come by it?

How do you do that?

How do you do there, squire?

How do you do?

How do you do?

How do you make a nazi cross?

How do you make a nazi cross?

How do you mean, sir?

How effective do you consider the legal weapons

How far did the filipino cabinet fall last march?

How he copes with the heavy traffic

How long would that take?

How many kilts did we sell last year?

How many men you got here, colonel?

How many tanks you got, colonel?

How much do you bet it won't?

How much is it?

How much?

How much?

How naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake?

How stupid of me.

How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana.

How to defend yourself against a raspberry

How?

How's it work?

How's little ralph?

However, I do have with me

However, it's not necessarily a good thing just to be different.

Huh! silly, isn't it?

Huh?

Huh?

Humanist, broadcaster, lecturer

Humbly, deeply and sincerely about the fork.

Hunting, shooting, fishing

I agree with him!

I agree with that completely.

I agree with them.

I agree.

I always preferred the outdoor life

I always say that, don't i, vicky boy?

I am a leading harley street surgeon...

I am a real smuggler!

I am an englishman from gerrard's cross.

I am at present still on film, but in a few seconds

I am chief constable fire.

I am nearly 60 and am quite mad.

I am not a man, you silly billy.

I am now extremely hopeful

I am president of the united states of america.

I am retired window cleaner and pacifist

I am the head of the careers advisory board.

I am the manager.

I am.

I apologize for that.

I appear to have landed on this kind of ledge thing.

I ask the room, shall my someone be left?

I ask you, four and six a pound, and him with a wooden leg?

I asked them to put it On my form, sir no killing.

I beg your pardon!

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon?

I beg your pardon?

I believe in him

I believe it.

I believe, mr. frampton

I believe, mr. frampton, that whereas most people...

I brought along this simply gorgeous little man

I burgle people.

I call the late arthur aldridge.

I can be sitting at my desk all day

I can now see picasso.

I can only give you a name, rank

I can say nothing at this point.

I can see some blue, some purple

I can see that.

I can stand physical pain, you know.

I can wait for you no longer.

I can't act.

I can't even get it started.

I can't give you any excuses for it, there are no excuses.

I can't hear you, sir.

I can't pretend that this library

I can't take it anymore!

I can't tell the difference

I can't.

I clean out public lavatories.

I confess, I'm a smuggler.

I could let you know definitely then.

I could not keep away from you.

I could tame one of those.

I couldn't find a kosher car park.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch

I cut down trees, I skip and jump

I cut down trees, I wear high heels

I demand an explanation.

I did ask you not to say mattress, didn't i?

I did it very quickly, your honor...

I did not!

I did not...

I didn't introduce you.

I didn't really call you eddie baby

I didn't want to be a barber anyway.

I didn't want to seem ungrateful.

I do follow the strategy, but you see, the snag is

I do, I do, I do.

I don't believe you, sir.

I don't believe you've met.

I don't have to do this, you know.

I don't know anything.

I don't know how

I don't know what all the fuss is about.

I don't know what to do when you do that.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know who keeps bringing them in here.

I don't know why perhaps they're a little sensitive

I don't know, boss

I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't like being called eddie baby.

I don't like it.

I don't like that sort of person at all.

I don't like that.

I don't like this outfit.

I don't much like the tone of your voice.

I don't quite follow you.

I don't suspect I'll open again today.

I don't think I can, sir.

I don't think I did call you eddie baby.

I don't think it's a proper meal

I don't think it's a proper restaurant

I don't think it's a proper restaurant

I don't want to wait.

I don't want you playing around

I embezzled it, sir!

I expect you're probably thinking of selling one.

I feel a bit peckish myself.

I feel fine now.

I feel I must protest about the previous letter.

I feel I really must write and protest about that sketch.

I feel that these poor, unfortunate people

I felt that ending was a bit predictable.

I finished cutting cutting

I go to the lavatory

I got it at harrods.

I got on the bolton train

I got to pay the rent.

I had every dental surgeon in sw i waiting for them all

I had to bring the goat and he's not well.

I hate cutting hair.

I hate it!

I hate them, I hate them!

I have found on the premises.

I have great pleasure in announcing

I have now eaten the banana!

I have reason to believe

I have something of a reputation

I have this terrible un un un uncontrollable fear

I have to go and commit suicide.

I have to protect the general public.

I have to show you how to defend yourself against fresh fruit.

I have with me a consultant psychiatrist.

I have with me mr. arthur frampton

I have with me mr. arthur frampton who...

I have worked all my life in such a building

I have.

I haven't cut your hair.

I haven't got a gun.

I haven't got choc ices.

I haven't had enough of the permissive society.

I haven't had it for weeks.

I haven't.

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year.

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year.

I heard it in a pub.

I heard that! who said that?

I hit the ball first time

I hit the ball first time

I hope to god it works.

I hope you don't mind.

I hope you're going

I just drone on and on and on and on

I just left my husband outside here

I just sit there and everybody totally...

I just thought I've...

I just want to come in, ransack the flat... honestly.

I knew there was something going on.

I know all about one night stands.

I know I have.

I know I have.

I know I have.

I know these views aren't popular

I know this is the way

I know what ron wants to do

I know when a chap's cut my hair

I know you're down there.

I know, and I'm sorry!

I know, sir, but people get killed, properly dead, sir

I know, sir.

I know. she was...

I learned that in malaya.

I left the car on a meter and it's...

I like it, I like it!

I like that one.

I like that, I like that I can't take it anymore.

I like that, that's good.

I like the police a lot.

I like to press wild flowers

I like what he likes.

I like what he likes.

I like your fancy suit.

I love you.

I make joke.

I mean, after all, there's something of the mouse in all of us.

I mean, be fair!

I mean, be fair... pascal.

I mean, chartered accountancy to lion taming in one go.

I mean, do you know what I mean?

I mean, do you know what I mean?

I mean, for a start, the feathers get up your nose.

I mean, how many of us can honestly say

I mean, how many of us can honestly say

I mean, I don't eat squirrels, do i?

I mean, I don't know much about anything, I'm stupid.

I mean, I keep falling off.

I mean, I would do that for you straight away.

I mean, I'm no racialist!

I mean, if I want to eat a squirrel now and again

I mean, if it was a big war

I mean, if you're going to go straight

I mean, it's so predictable.

I mean, it's very confusing for me

I mean, look at this one cockroach cluster.

I mean, most normal adolescents go through a stage

I mean, ned sherrin.

I mean, she used to be quite happy here

I mean, there comes a time when you realize there's no good

I mean, there's the selection of books

I mean, they should have asked margaret drabble.

I mean, they think well, don't they?

I mean, they're not even married or anything

I mean, uh... blimey!

I mean, well, perhaps I do, one or two

I mean, what'll I do?

I mean, with the new permissiveness

I mean, you can't, can you?

I mean, you know, you've slept with a lady.

I mean, you've been around, eh?

I mean, you've been there, haven't you?

I mean, you've got to be cruel to be kind.

I meant that rhetorically.

I met my second wife

I must agree with the censor.

I must ask that no one leave the room.

I must confiscate this, sir

I must have you all the time.

I must just go and answer that.

I must learn to face up to the facts

I must warn you, sir

I myself have over 700 similar histories, all fully documented.

I never particularly anticipated any marital strife.

I never used to like turner.

I never...

I object, in the strongest possible terms

I only do this because I like being me own boss.

I only hope he don't go on the carpet.

I only want three cans!

I paid for full frontal nudity

I picked up at the odeon.

I prefer to watch palace nowadays.

I promise I won't kill you.

I put it to you that you died

I put on women's clothing

I really and truly believe this story of yours

I said you wouldn't have had much fun

I said, don't you talk to me about...

I say, excuse me, mr. hun.

I say, there's no one to react to.

I say, those are sheep, aren't they?

I say! look at that lovely book shop

I see so your cheapest bed is £80?

I see well, would you mind breathing Into this, mr. hun?

I see a dog.

I see snow...

I see, I see, I get the picture.

I see, I see.

I see, I see.

I see, I'm sorry.

I see, so by your account

I see, uh... ron, ron, aren't you worried

I see, well, uh, thank you very much, ron

I see!

I see.

I see.

I see.

I see.

I see.

I see.

I see.

I see... and are you thinking

I shall be aided

I shall be appearing in a sketch, so stay tuned.

I shall be appearing in the studio.

I shall be juggling with your life.

I shall be jumping into the center of calais itself.

I shall be playing ducks and drakes

I shall be running me mitts over the pith of your marrow

I shall be using

I shall come down on this program like a ton of bricks.

I shall enter the house

I shall hit you properly.

I shall not cease from mental strife

I shall return to the pet shop.

I shall then get out of the car.

I shall then give the watch to you, vic.

I should have explained.

I should have to ask you

I should probably have said at the outset

I should use the longest bbc rope.

I sleep all night, I work all day

I spent many years in india during the last war

I sure did that thing.

I swear to tell the truth

I take its number.

I think he's got beautiful legs.

I think he's having a little trouble

I think he's right about the coons

I think I can definitely say

I think I can see...

I think I know where I can find him.

I think I'd better start from the beginning.

I think I'd better take a look, my lord.

I think I'll have a really good feed.

I think I'll have to try and make a grab for it.

I think I'm beginning to fall in love with you.

I think it would be more appropriate

I think it's about to start now.

I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway.

I think it's silly.

I think it's silly.

I think it's too early to tell.

I think my wife is beginning

I think nigel and gervaise have got the idea.

I think people should be able to make up their own minds for me.

I think sexual ecstasy is overrated.

I think simon and nigel...

I think that's gervaise.

I think that's in very bad taste.

I think there should be more race prejudice.

I think there's a lesson there for all of us.

I think there's a play there.

I think they ought to send it back where they come from.

I think utrillo's brushwork is fantastic

I think we can discount that one.

I think you haven't got the slightest idea

I think you'll find this a bit more interesting.

I think you're an encyclopedia salesman.

I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people

I think your idea

I think, love, if we turn the picture upside down

I thought hurst played well, sir.

I thought hurst played well.

I thought I was safe, disguised as attila the hun.

I thought it was a continental version.

I thought it was supposed to be about teeth anyway.

I thought the bloke who'd done that

I thought there was only one peak, sir.

I thought you did that so well, mr. figgis.

I thought you meant I said it badly.

I thought you'd think that was interesting, david, in fact...

I thought... I thought you were the, um...

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I took the liberty of inviting them along.

I understand

I understand that this is bolton.

I understand that you used...

I used to hate the sight of hair being cut.

I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly

I want a new job something exciting that will let me live.

I want to apologize

I want to be in there taming.

I want to come in and steal a few things, madam.

I want to get one of those for myself, too, peachy face.

I want to go home.

I want to have racquel welch...

I want to have...

I want to have...

I want to know the joke!

I want to know what's going on!

I want to leave the army

I want to see a sketch of eric's

I want to see the doctor.

I want you to see a colleague of mine

I want... sketch of eric's, please.

I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are.

I wanted to be a lumberjack.

I warned you, right. That's it!

I warned you!

I was beaten regularly every 30 minutes

I was just having a game of doubles

I was not head of gestapo at all.

I was sitting at home

I was sitting at home

I was thinking of somebody else good morning.

I wasn't talking to you.

I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't.

I wasn't, I wasn't.

I will fetch him at once.

I will fetch the headwaiter immediatement.

I will sell one.

I will!

I wish I'd been a girlie

I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama.

I wish I'd never got it in the first place.

I wish to complain

I wish to make a complaint.

I wish to make a complaint.

I wish to report a burglary!

I wish to report a burglary!

I wish to report a burglary!

I wish to report a burglary.

I wish to report a burglary.

I wish to report the loss of £5,000.

I wish you'd ask me about me music.

I won't kill you.

I won't, madam.

I won't!

I would like to apologize to you all

I would like to be paid five guineas

I would like to see

I would not appear in a frontal nude scene unless it was valid.

I would only perform a scene

I would suck their brains out with a straw

I, too, take strong exception

I...

I... am not a racialist...

I... I think what's happened is

I'd better go and let him in.

I'd better wait.

I'd get very angry and talk to lord hill, and...

I'd just got used to talking like that to the other sergeant.

I'd like just a couple of weeks

I'd like to bring the duck in here

I'd like to hear the sound

I'd like to leave the army, please, sir.

I'd like to meet someone

I'd like to put this question to you, please, lizard:

I'd like to see

I'd like to see more fairy stories about the police.

I'd like to talk to you tonight

I'd now like to do a few impersonations

I'd sing this merry song.

I'd sing this merry song.

I'd strangle them.

I'd, uh, split their nostrils open with a boat hook, I think.

I'll b b be with you in a minute.

I'll be able to look after her, all right, sport.

I'll bet she does, I'll bet she does

I'll bet she does, I'll bet she does.

I'll bet she does.

I'll bet she does. I'll bet she does, I'll bet she does

I'll do my best, sergeant.

I'll do the talking.

I'll file his legs down a bit, take his snout off

I'll get it!

I'll get rid of them.

I'll get someone to attend to you.

I'll have bloody babies

I'll have to do it in two goes.

I'll have two please.

I'll just go over the other...

I'll just repeat that:

I'll never take him to an exhibition again.

I'll pick it up as we go along.

I'll see you never work again!

I'll sit down here.

I'll slit you up a treat.

I'll start again.

I'll tell you what's wrong with it.

I'll tell you what's wrong with you.

I'll throw them under a camel.

I'll wait here till you've finished.

I'm 42.

I'm a bank robber.

I'm a colleague of his

I'm a composer.

I'm a lawbreaker! I'm a smuggler!

I'm a librarian in a skin.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay

I'm a qualified brain surgeon.

I'm a smuggler, everybody!

I'm a very rich film producer and I need a lobotomy.

I'm a vet, you know.

I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.

I'm afraid I don't follow that at all.

I'm afraid I must ask that no one leave the room.

I'm afraid I must ask that no one leave the room.

I'm afraid I must not ask anyone

I'm afraid I shall be late.

I'm afraid I would have to ask you to leave.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate.

I'm afraid it's my unpleasant duty

I'm afraid not, actually, guv, we're fresh out of parrots.

I'm afraid that's just one of his stories.

I'm afraid the minister's fallen through the earth's crust.

I'm afraid what you've got hold of there is an anteater.

I'm afraid...

I'm all right, I'm all right, woman.

I'm always the one that has to do everything.

I'm asking you, the one in the middle.

I'm assistant chief constable theresamanbehindyer.

I'm chief superintendent lookout.

I'm delirious with desire.

I'm down on them.

I'm fed up with the sheds.

I'm free! I'm free! I'm free!

I'm glad you could all come to my little party.

I'm going to cut your hair, sir.

I'm going to have a baby in a few years.

I'm going to start cutting your hair, sir.

I'm going to stop the whole program.

I'm going to stop this sketch now.

I'm going to turn me back so you can stalk me, right?

I'm head of the careers advisory board.

I'm just about to serve afternoon tea.

I'm just crazy about what he likes.

I'm leading this expedition

I'm leaving I'm off.

I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat.

I'm muggins, nobody cares what I think.

I'm not by nature a suspicious person

I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts.

I'm not in the street, you fairy!

I'm not interested in your sales.

I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats

I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any further

I'm not really a gorilla.

I'm not sleeping with that producer again.

I'm not taking me trousers off on television.

I'm not your grace, I'm your elsie.

I'm not, I'm not!

I'm off.

I'm opening a boutique.

I'm opening a boutique.

I'm plain people and I'm proud of it.

I'm quite happily married, thank you.

I'm sorry

I'm sorry about that

I'm sorry I'm late, my lord

I'm sorry this letter is late.

I'm sorry, I don't like

I'm sorry, I'm confused.

I'm sorry, mein fuhrer.

I'm sorry, mr. johnson.

I'm sorry, sir.

I'm sorry, squire, I've gobbed on your carpet.

I'm sorry, we don't need you this week.

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry... alself me to myduce introlow...

I'm spotting to see if there are any camels

I'm sure it won't.

I'm sure you know what I mean, mister...

I'm terribly sorry

I'm terribly sorry, I can't hear you, sir.

I'm the head of this lousy board.

I'm the senior officer here

I'm the special.

I'm turning you all out.

I've already warned this program

I've been a bloody fool.

I've been a chartered accountant for the last 20 years.

I've been camel spotting for just the seven years.

I've been meaning to spend more time in the restaurant recently

I've been on persian radio.

I've been purposely trying to deceive

I've been pushed around long enough.

I've been trying to do the best for ron.

I've changed my mind.

I've come to give myself up.

I've done it. the sketch is over.

I've fallen off my chair, brian.

I've forgotten what I said now.

I've forgotten.

I've got a family a wife and six kids

I've got a fork a little bit dirty

I've got a nice cuttlefish for you when you wake up

I've got a slug.

I've got a tongue in me head.

I've got lots of time for them.

I've got three cheeks.

I've had a terrible day, I really have.

I've had enough of the permissive society.

I've had more gala luncheons

I've had one for some time.

I've heard of unisex but I've never had it.

I've heard that one before, ducky.

I've kept a watch on the currency

I've only got the albatross.

I've only just heard.

I've seen it a million times.

I've seen it and seen it.

I've smuggled bombs, cameras, microfilms, aircraft components.

I've smuggled watches before, you know!

I've spotted nearly... oh...

I've wired myself up to 200 tons of gelignite

I've written a sketch.

I've...

Ici nous avons

Ici, ou se trouve

If anyone ever attacks you with a raspberry

If fred stolle and tony roche

If he opens his big mouth again, it's lampshade time!

If he spits at a painting

If he'd gone to the police and told them

If I can read the script.

If I let you in, you'll sell me encyclopedias.

If I may begin at the beginning.

If I may continue.

If I may suggest, sir, the pheasant a la reine

If I now call mr. chipperfield and say to him

If I put 4,000 volts through it.

If I were not a barrister, an engine driver me.

If I were not in the c.i.d., a window cleaner me.

If I were not in the c.i.d., a window cleaner me.

If I were not in the c.i.d., something else I'd like to be.

If I were not in the c.i.d., something else I'd like to be.

If only a few of the so called working classes

If only bicycle repairman were here.

If only his father could understand.

If only more people would call in the nick of time.

If only the general public would take more care

If only we knew who they were

If people place a nice chocky in their mouths

If she can't get the wool, she gets violent.

If someone was to set fire to them.

If the box bore a large red label warning, lark's vomit.

If there is, what does it mean?

If there isn't, what does it mean?

If there were fewer robbers

If there's one thing I can't stand

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a yes man.

If they're not keen enough to stay here when they're here

If this continues to go on unabated

If this is bolton

If we didn't pay for it, would they?

If we don't act fast

If we took the bones out

If you ask me.

If you ask me. And he's in the k.g.b.

If you can spot one.

If you could see your way clear...

If you go and say dog kennels when you mean mattress.

If you go to my brother's pet shop in bolton

If you had an interview here at the careers advisory board.

If you hadn't nailed it to the perch

If you want to avoid prosecution.

If you want to get anything done in this country

If you want to play with five people

If you worked your way towards lion taming

If you'd be so kind, sir edward.

If you'd be so kind.

If you're in the army and there's a war

If... I were not before the bar

If... if I held your hand?

Il cucchiaio.

Ils sont... ici!

Imagine not that these four walls

Imagine... imagine

In 1943, a group of british army officers

In 1945, peace broke out.

In a european context

In a few moments

In a few moments, it's a tree

In a form which our troops couldn't understand

In a modern, expanding industrial economy?

In a prominent public school.

In a way, in a way.

In action, it was deadly.

In age of increasing social betterment.

In an attempt which could make him

In an expanding agrarian economy.

In ancient times

In any case

In big business!

In bradford today.

In business, is he?

In certain mental states we find

In chartered accountancy, they're a positive boon.

In connection with the jewel robbery.

In cornwall, the death has been announced today

In december 1642.

In defense of their feudal independence?

In fact, mr. aldridge

In fulham this morning, a jeweler's shop was broken into

In geneva, officials of the central clearing banks

In great, big neon letters

In heav'n the bells are ringing.

In heav'n the bells are ringing...

In her tumble down cottage.

In his first bid for international cycling fame.

In his lonely cell

In holland in the early part of the 15th century

In idleness and trivial chitchat.

In my camel spotting book.

In order to further your career!

In peenemunde in the autumn of '44

In police history.

In questioning the deceased?

In rio de janeiro tuesday night.

In several major multimillion dollar international films

In snug bar of bell and compasses.

In spite of the fact that you have only one.

In stalingrad, would you?

In stalingrad, would you?

In the atlantic off southern spain

In the bathroom mirror again.

In the broom cupboard.

In the central london area.

In the conventional.

In the danish contemporary sculpture exhibition.

In the early part of the film, return to sa ve the earth.

In the eventuality of me reading the joke.

In the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dum dum bush

In the galaxy of andromeda

In the galaxy of andromeda;

In the hairdresser's training center at totnes.

In the high street.

In the history of mankind.

In the history of my bed...

In the history of warfare.

In the match between glamorgan and yorkshire

In the meantime

In the meantime, since I am on all channels

In the military potential of the killer joke.

In the modern army.

In the old days, we used to make our own fun.

In the omsk area of krakow, near the bulestan border.

In the police force.

In the pub the tall, thin one

In the region of what you said.

In the shade of the magic glade down in dingly dell.

In the shed?

In the skirting board.

In the snow, instead of the tree, I see...

In the streets of kensington tonight.

In the subconscious.

In the system of sol in the galaxy known as the milky way.

In the world of modern art.

In the world today

In the world?

In thinking there's a real frog in here?

In this first ever intergalactic wimbledon.

In this graph

In this room must the murderer be.

In this room.

In this state, one of our lads

In this, the 127th upper class twit of the year show.

In touch with the bank?

In which there was total frontal nudity.

In which we'll be helping you brush up your italian.

In your latest venture.

Incidentally, do call me tom.

Incidentally, I'm sorry if I got a little bit shirty

Indeed, the very idea

Indeed, there are examples throughout history

Informacion interesante acerca de la llama.

Insbesondere keiner mehr der in deutschland leben wird...

Inspector, I believe you are encouraging magic

Inspector, inspector.

Intercourse italian style.

Interesting people brings you

Into a room without...

Into more conventional areas of confectionery

Into the private world of a woman who ruled half the earth.

Into their crime prevention techniques?

Into their soft...

Introducing on my right, in the blue corner

Introme to lose mylow.

Involved in the ritual murder

Is 2,200,000 light years away?

Is absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab.

Is being turned into scotsmen, right?

Is by informing the general public of its consequences

Is by showing you advertisements.

Is getting out of earth's atmosphere.

Is he foaming at the mouth to fall over backwards

Is he going to make it to the table?

Is he sexy, then?

Is he... dead?

Is his manager, mr. luigi vercotti.

Is it a church warden?

Is it a quantity surveyor?

Is it a stockbroker?

Is it always that?

Is it cooked?

Is it not?

Is it true that the police are using dachshunds

Is it would be a shame if, uh...

Is it... no, he's jumped the wrong way.

Is it... no, he's jumped the wrong way. Gervaise is going to jump.

Is mr. hilter.

Is mr. thomas walters of west hartlepool

Is part of minehead already.

Is professor gert van der whoops

Is riv'n with angels singing

Is she a sport, eh?

Is sir edward ross.

Is somebody in this room

Is spoken by alfred lord tennyson, the poet laureate.

Is that correct?

Is that so?

Is that someone at the door?

Is that we're all going to the zoo tomorrow?

Is that what they're wearing up in yorkshire now?

Is that your wife?

Is the greatest story in motion picture history.

Is there a promotion involved?

Is there anything going on?

Is there anything you wish to say before I pass sentence?

Is there still time to confront it

Is this the furthest distance

Is to fix a sponsor for the big jump.

Is to reduce the number of offenses.

Is to release the tiger.

Is turning all these people into scotsmen.

Is you seem to have discovered a new concept

Is your wife a... a goer, eh?

Is, quite simply, over the foothills.

Isn't he an impressive figure of a man?

Isn't it possible there may have been some mistake?

Istauf'n borger mitzweitingen.

It began with s but it wasn't switzerland.

It could be lousy.

It could express

It could express...

It could?

It doesn't mean it's great.

It doesn't really matter at all.

It don't work.

It gets me here.

It goes in the dromedary book.

It goes with her eyes.

It has ceased to be.

It has enormous difficulty In the comparatively simple act of perching.

It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm

It is a little awkward this evening.

It is a mad psychiatrist.

It is most precious as a blessed balm

It is my considered opinion That they're nesting.

It is where I'm standing

It is, in fact, 60 feet wide.

It is, in fact, easier

It is, in fact, edited highlights

It just says

It just sort of happens to you.

It looks very nice, sir.

It makes you sick, half this television.

It means I didn't expect an answer.

It means it's a great idea

It means the same thing.

It means yes, my lord

It says crunchy frog quite clearly.

It should have come at the beginning of the program.

It was a da y like manyanother

It was a fantastic success

It was a pun.

It was an alexander the greatalyzer.

It was dull.

It was not long before the army became interested

It was number five, wasn't it?

It was obvious that this joke was lethal.

It was only a dirty fork.

It was rather witty, wasn't it?

It was smelly!

It was the end of the joke.

It wasn't smelly.

It will be put out on monday morning as a test card

It would be pushing up the daisies.

It would reduce the number of man hours lost to the nation

It wouldn't be crunchy, would it?

It wouldn't be good for business Would it, colonel?

It'd be a shame

It'll be friends of mine.

It'll be parkinson next.

It'll make a change from plumbing.

It's 1:00.

It's a bazooka!

It's a beautiful bird, lovely plumage.

It's a bird, isn't it?

It's a bloody seabird.

It's a fair cop.

It's a fair cop.

It's a free country!

It's a great conversation piece.

It's a little number called england's mountains green.

It's a little number specially written

It's a long drive

It's a love story.

It's a nice name.

It's a pig's life man's life in the modern army

It's a shed get it off.

It's a stiff.

It's abandoning the game.

It's all done.

It's all I've got, apart from the overalls.

It's all in a day's work

It's all in a day's work for...

It's all in a day's work.

It's all right.

It's all right. It's not because of anything serious.

It's an abstract.

It's an extraterrestrial being.

It's an identical situation we have with ship and boat

It's angus podgorny, the plucky little scottish tailor

It's been a most extraordinary week's tennis.

It's been a quiet day over most of the country

It's been done before.

It's bicycle repairman!

It's bleeding demised.

It's braque, georges braque of the cubists

It's british, sir.

It's coming over now.

It's daddy; he's turned into a scotsman.

It's dangerous.

It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.

It's deirdre.

It's difficult to say, exactly.

It's dull, dull, dull.

It's dynamo tension.

It's exactly the same as when I first came in.

It's expired and gone to meet its maker.

It's filthy!

It's from the bbc.

It's good fun.

It's good night. good night.

It's great.

It's illegal.

It's just a few friends call me two sheds

It's just a few of my friends call me two sheds.

It's just an ordinary suit, father.

It's just like the old days.

It's just, uh... scissors.

It's kandinsky, wasily kandinsky!

It's like murder.

It's lousy.

It's me that loves you.

It's mummy.

It's my belief that these sheep are laboring

It's my first.

It's nice here, isn't it?

It's no good you coming in.

It's not a palindrome.

It's not a proper cat.

It's not a proper sketch

It's not a, um, a razor cut...

It's not any bloody flavor.

It's not as bad as that.

It's not messing it up, officer.

It's not pining, it's passed on.

It's not riley.

It's not too good, is it?

It's not, in fact, match of the day.

It's not, it's pining.

It's nothing to worry about

It's only 'cause you couldn't think of a punch line.

It's only 30 shillings.

It's only a bloody parking offense.

It's only half past ten.

It's our cat!

It's our ken.

It's out of sight!

It's people who have heart attacks!

It's perfectly easy for somebody

It's probably pining for the fjords.

It's purely precaution, my lord, if I may continue.

It's quite right that you should point These kind of things out.

It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible.

It's so desperately dull and tedious

It's soft and gentle, warm and yielding

It's something they use in coal mining, father.

It's something they use in coal mining, father.

It's something to do with moonlight.

It's that nice mr. mcgoering

It's the blancmange!

It's the end of the road!

It's the end!

It's the first time

It's the la gondola restaurant

It's the old... stockbroker syndrome

It's the uniform that puts them off that and my bad breath.

It's the very lovely florence nightingale as brian london.

It's the vet, dear.

It's their third year with us.

It's time for the cartoon.

It's too simple

It's true, I'm guilty of smuggling.

It's true, we can't.

It's true.

It's where it's at.

It's willy gladstone

It's wonderful to be here, you know, I just love your country.

It's!

It's!

It's...

It's...

It's...

It's...

It's...

It's...

It's...

It's...

It's...

It's...

It's...

It's...

It's...

It's...

It's...

It's... ah!

It's... it's like, uh... you know...

Its relevance

Ja! ba yerhund das oder die flipperwaldt gespuhrt!

Ja! ba yerhund das oder die flipperwaldt gespuhrt!

Ja! ba yerhund das oder die flipperwaldt gespuhrt!

Ja! ba yerhund das oder die flipperwaldt gespuhrt!

Ja! ba yerhund...

Ja! ba yerhund...

Jackson.

Janet, to the kitchen.

Java.

Jean paul sartre.

Jimmy blenkinsop one, arthur wilson two.

Jimmy blenkinsop, arthur wilson.

Jimmy buzzard.

Jimmy, at least one aging football commentator

Jocasta plays on the side receiving service.

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern schplenden schlitter crasscrenbon fried digger dingle dangle dongle dungle burstein von knacker thrasher apple banger horowitz ticolensic grander k

John the baptist's impersonation of graham hill.

John the baptist's impersonation of graham hill.

Join the scene and other phrases.

Joke warfare was banned

Jolly good, jolly good.

Jolly good, well, you're in.

Jolly good.

Jolly good.

Jump, parky, jump. come on, now, be sensible, parky.

Just a little bit.

Just a little less loud than that?

Just a pair of knickers then, please.

Just a second...

Just a trick of the light.

Just a twig brushing against the window.

Just about enough of this.

Just across the road there good morning.

Just across the road there.

Just because I have an idea

Just before bridgwater, you see.

Just checkin'.

Just cut in on you there, herr gambolputty

Just for the sake of breaking the law!

Just get him out of here!

Just hand over all your money.

Just have a look there.

Just how are the police combating the increase

Just how much do you know?

Just how relevant

Just like my dear mama.

Just like my kevin.

Just look at you.

Just my watch, uh... my watch on the currency.

Just nip round to your local police station

Just north of hindhead here.

Just one more, dear.

Just one way!

Just ordinary short back and sides.

Just put it in the bin over there.

Just short back and sides, please.

Just so happens my idea isn't lousy.

Just the fortnight?

Just there At the intersection where the a372 joins up

Just to avoid confusion.

Just to come along here to the bbc

Just two minutes from this performance.

Just vests, ha!

Just what are the police up to?

Just what kinds of magic are the police introducing

Just... couldn't see it.

Kalbsfleisch

Kalbsfleisch mittler aucher

Kalbsfleisch mittler aucher von hautkopft of ulm

Kalbsfleisch mittler aucher von hautkopft of ulm?

Kargol, speaking as a psychiatrist

Karl gambolputty de von...

Keep it up.

Keep your teeth clean.

Keep, my babe, no ill betide thee

Keith, perhaps you could send it to sleep for us.

Keith, you claim you can send bricks to sleep.

Ken buddha, a smile, two bangs and a religion.

Ken, I believe you're interested in shouting.

Ken, shave all your hair off, get your passport

Kevin's eaten most of the early 19th century british landscape artists

Kick them in the teeth where it hurts!

Kill, kill!

Kill!

Knacker thrasher apple...

Knew she would, knew she would, knew she would.

Knickers, socks and garters, sir.

Knife, please, sister.

Knock down that hospital.

Knock, knock, knock; come in;

Know what I mean, know what I mean?

Know what I mean, know what I mean?

Know what I mean, know what I mean?

Know what I mean, know what I mean?

Know what I mean, know what I mean?

Know what I mean, know what I mean? Oh, wicked, wicked, you're wicked, eh?

Know what I mean, nudge, nudge?

Know what I mean?

Know what I mean?

Know what I mean?

Know what I mean?

Kurstlich himbleeisen

Kurstlich himbleeisen bahnwagen gutenabend bitte ein nurnburger

La llama!

Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen, before the play starts

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, on the mouse organ

Ladies and gentlemen, I have in this box

Ladies and gentlemen, mr. don savage and tiddles.

Ladies and gentlemen, my very great privilege to introduce

Ladies and gentlemen, wasn't she just great, eh?

Ladies with large breasts

Lady chairman, sir, shareholders

Lafarge!

Lambert will be able to help you there.

Lambert?

Lambert?

Lark's vomit?

Larry, you stay here as front man.

Last night I had we'll never fall in love again for six hours!

Last night in the stadium of light, jarrow

Last night.

Last time I said mattress.

Last week the royal festival hall saw

Last year's expedition?

Later on in the program.

Laver smothered whole after winning the first set;

Le landing...

Le petit capitaine anglais, un monsieur trubshawe.

Le pouf celebre, jean brian jatapathique.

Leading perfectly ordinary lives

Leaping from tree to tree

Learning to read.

Leave it alone.

Leave the body in the room not to be left by anybody.

Leave your radio on during the night.

Leaves a lot to be desired

Leaving you cold.

Left turn!

Left turn!

Legs off, fins on, stick a little pipe

Lemming of the b.d., lemming of the b.d.

Lemming of the b.d.a.

Lemming, lemming

Lemming, lemming

Lemons.

Les bagages.

Les diagrammes modernes d'un mouton anglo francais

Les voyageurs.

Les voyageurs.

Les wheels, bon.

Les wheels, ici.

Less race prejudice.

Less.

Let alone a case full of watches.

Let alone solve it, or is it too late?

Let me in, please.

Let me slap 50 pounds of he man muscles on you.

Let's ask the man in the street what he thinks.

Let's have a look at the route he'll be taking.

Let's try it this way.

Lies in their complete rejection

Life was increasingly difficult.

Like a tiny white rabbit.

Like an albatross.

Like birds?

Like guernica or mademoiselles d'avignon

Like I've done?

Like mary bignall's wonderful jump in 1964?

Like praline or lime cream?

Like round the middle of the earth

Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?

Like to play with redfoot tribe.

Like what?

Like what?

Like you get from all the other announcers

Like, say he don't feel The army's playing fair by him

Like...

Likes games, likes games?

Likewise if you were to ask me

Lion taming.

Listen, harry is a very wonderful human being.

Listen, I'll tell you what, tell you what

Listen, tell you what.

Live from the municipal baths, croydon.

London is so beautiful at this time of year.

Look over there!

Look after me?

Look at arson.

Look at mrs. brando's son next door.

Look here, I've got

Look here, old fellow.

Look out of the yard!

Look out!

Look what you've done to him!

Look, are you asking me to believe

Look, are you insinuating something?

Look, at wimbledon right?

Look, for all I know, sir, you could've bought these in london

Look, forget about the sheds they don't matter.

Look, get out, all of you.

Look, I must look a bit of a chump

Look, I stopped your sketch Five minutes ago, so get out of shot.

Look, I think we'd better call it a day.

Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot

Look, I'll show you.

Look, I'm only doing my job.

Look, I'm sorry about this.

Look, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting anything

Look, it's a big decision.

Look, it's your affair

Look, leave those drinks alone.

Look, matey...

Look, my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see one

Look, my lad, I've had

Look, there hasn't been a murder.

Look, we were hoping to have

Look, what do you want?

Look, what is all this about?

Look, what was this book you wanted, then?

Look, why did it fall flat on its back

Look!

Look!

Look! look, smarty pants

Look.

Lookout of the yard.

Lookout?

Looks at the growing social phenomenon of mice and men.

Looting, pillaging and sacking a major city.

Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city

Lord knows that.

Lost by mr. charles griffiths of porthcawl

Louise, I told you never to call me at the office.

Louise's hernia has been confirmed

Love consumes my naughty mind.

Lovely weather

Lower right, three and lower left, one.

Lucky mr. johnson

Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife.

Lunch break, everyone.

Lurking under the floorboards

Maa, maa, maa, maa, maa, maa...

Maa, maa, maa.

Mad!

Mad.

Mad.

Maintenant, je vous presente mon collegue

Maintenant, le mouton...

Maintenant...

Mais...

Make a fool of yourself.

Make a thing illegal, and it acquires a mystique.

Make it half an hour.

Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport

Making their first appearance in this country;

Man turns into scotsman!

Many of my best friends are lumberjacks

Mariolini, signor.

Married to a very attractive table lamp.

Mary, look out! look out!

Mary, we'll be rich, we'll be rich.

Mash the dirty red scum!

Mattresses, mattresses.

Mattresses?

May I just sidetrack you For one moment, mr. jackson?

May I sit down?

May I sit down? I've only just heard.

Maybe three weeks.

Maybe two... maybe five minutes.

Me doctor, yew tree.

Me doctor.

Me doctor.

Me doctor.

Me heap big fan cicely courtneidge.

Me heap want see play.

Me nurse.

Me tiger...

Me want play start heap soon.

Me, doctor?

Me, sir?

Me, sister?

Me, too.

Me?

Meanwhile, here are some friends of mine.

Mein dickie, old chum.

Merci.

Messing up a perfectly good game of doubles?

Met with herr voleschtadt of poland

Mice which have been painstakingly trained

Michael, do you think you know

Michael.

Mille grazie, signore.

Mind if I change the record?

Mind if we stay a couple of nights?

Mind you, he did always watch dr. finlay on the television.

Mind you, I don't know

Mine aren't.

Mittler aucher von hautkopft

Mitz weimache luber hundsfut

Mm hmm.

Mm, blaise pascal.

Mmm, crunchy frog, heap good.

Mmm, that sounds good.

Mmm, that's not what I've heard.

Mmm... mmm...

Mock frog?

Money isn't real.

Monty python's flying circus.

Monty python's flying circus.

Monty python's flying circus.

Moping.

More abjectly than any other performer...

Morning, frank.

Morning, frank.

Morning, lionel.

Morning, sir.

Morning.

Most of it's up

Most people like a good laugh more than I do

Most youngsters, on the other hand

Motto of the round table.

Mound... mountain...

Mountaineer?

Mountaineer?

Move along, please.

Move, move, move, move!

Move, move!

Moves to a practice six feet underground.

Mowing them down with machine guns.

Mr. a tells us what actually goes on

Mr. aldridge, are you considering the question

Mr. aldridge, I put it to you that you are dead.

Mr. ali bayan, stark raving mad.

Mr. and mrs. arthur pewtey... pewtey.

Mr. and mrs. johnson, isn't it?

Mr. and mrs. phillips.

Mr. angus podgorny, owner of a dunbar menswear shop

Mr. arthur waring.

Mr. bartlett, do you think there's any relevance

Mr. bartlett, I fail to see the relevance of your last witness.

Mr. bartlett, your client has already pleaded guilty

Mr. burtenshaw?

Mr. dino vercotti and mr. luigi vercotti!

Mr. frampton, I understand that you, as it were

Mr. frampton, I understand that you, as it were

Mr. frampton, will you take your trousers down?

Mr. griffiths' wife said

Mr. gumby's remarkable views have sparked off

Mr. hilter's standing as a national bocialist candidate.

Mr. hitler...

Mr. howard stools from kendal in westmoreland, half an inch long.

Mr. jackson, I think, with respect

Mr. jackson.

Mr. keith maniac from guatemala.

Mr. larch, you have heard the case for the prosecution.

Mr. mariolini.

Mr. milton, you are sole proprietor and owner

Mr. notlob, as you know

Mr. notlob, there's nothing wrong with you

Mr. phipps kong

Mr. phipps, I love seeing the customers

Mr. phipps, what is your attitude

Mr. robertson your predecessor

Mr. robinson's the hermit

Mr. ron geppo, british cycling sprint champion

Mr. shabby, I just want to make sure

Mr. sopwith, aren't you in fact a train spotter?

Mr. stools, what makes you Particularly interesting?

Mr. stools!

Mr. ted johnson of the n.e.d.c...

Mr. thompson.

Mr. vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade?

Mr. vercotti.

Mr. vercotti...

Mr. vercotti... mr. vercotti.

Mr. verity does tend to exaggerate

Mr. verity!

Mr. voyeur's letter stated very... oh... um... excuse me.

Mr. Walter Cavendish of Leicester

Mr. walters, are you sure you're invisible?

Mr... arthur aldridge of livington.

Mrs. potter, you knew mr. potter quite well, I believe.

Mrs. rita fairbanks, you organized

Muchas gracias.

Mungo!

Mungo!

Muscles pulling against muscles, the natural way.

Muss gestammen sein mit der schneakyarmstrong jones.

Must be a board meeting.

My brother and i have got

My colleague, who has a similar office

My dental friend.

My father chief running stag, leader of mighty redfoot tribe

My friend, he say, he say, why must I say

My god, it's dull.

My god, this is exciting!

My god, this is terrible!

My god! you've got guts.

My husband, in common with a lot of people of his age, is 50.

My husband's an architect.

My idea, I'm afraid.

My latest film?

My life, you're clever, dim, he'd certainly taken me in.

My little fruit salad.

My lord, in view of the impeccable nature

My lord, the... the...

My lords, ladies and gentlemen...

My mother said I was a fool.

My mother's the salt of the earth

My mountaineering expedition, do you?

My name is equator, brian equator.

My name is kenny lust and I'm your compere for tonight.

My name's police constable henry thatcher

My parents were mr. and mrs. norman hun

My wife does not speak to me for hours.

My wife makes them.

My wife, doctor?

Naked...

Name by name but not by nature.

Name?

Name?

Names that will live forever.

Napoleon still broods over the smoldering remains

Napoli, signor.

Nasty, grubby, dirty, mangy, scrubby little fork!

Nasty. disgusting. rubbish.

Natter, natter, natter.

Nearly one.

Nearly one.

Nein, zweckt der herren.

Nein! nein! nein!

Nein... no.

Neither can i.

Nes... perhaps.

Nesting?

Never kill a customer.

Never letting anyone else get a word in edgewise

Never mind that, my lad

Never mind, timmy.

Never mind, we'll soon sort that out.

Never mind.

Never mind.

Never to be told again.

Never worried about the cat

Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future

Next you eat the banana, thus disarming him.

Next, please.

Next, please.

Next, please.

Next, please.

Next, the raspberry.

Next, we have

Next?

Next.

Nice day, sir.

Nice little number, bit vicious in parts, but a lot of fun.

Nice to have you on the show.

Nice to see you.

Nicht, nein, nein... oh, no.

Nigel has tripped, and he's under

Nigel has woken the neighbor.

Nigel incubator jones his best friend is a tree

Nigel is third in this fine

Nigel misses.

Nigel, three; gervaise at four; and oliver bringing up the rear.

Nigel's over beautifully.

Nigel's shot himself.

Nigel's very excited, he's going through.

Nine and a half, that's all.

Nine pence.

No

No

No

No

No oh, yes, yes, yes.

No 16 ton weight?

No barley, cross fingers, sir.

No deposit accounts?

No doctor, call ambulance, keep warm.

No encyclopedias?

No further questions, my lord.

No further questions!

No gun?

No luncheon vouchers?

No more sherry for me, don't you know.

No murder?

No need to, sir.

No No.

No one could read it and live.

No one must be asked by me to leave room...

No padre bad business.

No piles of cash in easy to carry bags?

No pointed sticks?

No precision watches, no.

No problem, lovely parrot.

No rocks up in the ceiling?

No sense of humor, tedious company

No watches at all.

No watches, cameras, radio sets?

No, better still Can't afford to take any chances

No, but I think there's something going on here.

No, doctor.

No, don't follow me, and don't zoom in on me.

No, four of them

No, gervaise is over.

No, he's lost something.

No, he's not completely dead, my lord, no

No, he's standing back.

No, I can't

No, I didn't mean that.

No, I didn't.

No, I don't think he is.

No, I don't, I'm afraid.

No, I in somerset am being born.

No, I meant that metaphorically.

No, I must ask everybody...

No, I must ask nobody...

No, I need it for tomorrow; it's a present.

No, I said no, and I meant no!

No, I want a cat, really.

No, I warned you about the slogan.

No, I was just repeating it.

No, I'm a tobacconist.

No, I'm a tobacconist.

No, I'm afraid...

No, I'm leaving.

No, I'm off, I'm off.

No, I'm sorry.

No, I'm still not getting anything.

No, I'm still putting a tuck in the airedale

No, I've only one shed.

No, it didn't.

No, it doesn't.

No, it isn't, it's just zany madcap humor.

No, it was pandora's box, wasn't it?

No, it wasn't, you fairy.

No, it's just a perfectly ordinary garden shed.

No, it's just the incidental music for the scene.

No, it's not!

No, just the watches.

No, look, I don't want to make any trouble.

No, look, look, we put that on.

No, madam, I'm a burglar.

No, me doctor, you mr. burtenshaw.

No, no

No, no david thomas.

No, no thomas.

No, no one must ask the room to leave i.

No, no watches at all.

No, no, bad luck.

No, no, didn't feel a thing.

No, no, edward it is.

No, no, heavens no, no.

No, no, I live here.

No, no, I'm taking him off the jumps

No, no, I've had enough. I've had enough.

No, no, it's all right.

No, no, it's resting, look.

No, no, it's resting.

No, no, it's stunned.

No, no, it's, uh, ipswich.

No, no, look, these dog kennels here, see?

No, no, look... this shed business

No, no, mummy's turned into a scotsman.

No, no, no, I want it cut.

No, no, no, I'll go.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, we don't really want to see dog kennels

No, no, no, you don't understand.

No, no, no!

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, not a pun, no.

No, no, not at all.

No, no, not at all.

No, no, not at all.

No, no, nothing to declare, no.

No, no, of course not.

No, no, only because he has no control over his own destiny.

No, no, please, I don't want to cause any fuss.

No, no, sir, it's not dead, it's resting.

No, no, there was no one there at all.

No, no, this is silly.

No, no, we don't have a camera.

No, no, well, there's nothing going on here at all.

No, no, you've got five seconds to tell me...

No, no, you've got the wrong map there.

No, no!

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no... 12 and six? No, no... eight and six?

No, no... five bob?

No, no... I mean, it takes time.

No, not at all.

No, not good enough.

No, not quite, but just look in here.

No, of course you didn't say it badly now, hurry!

No, one watch.

No, only kidding.

No, out!

No, scotland!

No, she sister, me doctor

No, sir, I'm not a pacifist, sir, I'm a coward.

No, sir.

No, sir.

No, sir.

No, sir.

No, still not good enough.

No, thank you very much.

No, the whole premise is silly

No, there is nothing going on.

No, there isn't.

No, there isn't.

No, there's nothing going on.

No, there's vivian!

No, they didn't realize they were supposed to start.

No, they're hitting it there.

No, this is bolton.

No, throw the gun away.

No, too simple, too clear cut.

No, try again but say a different place.

No, try again.

No, vivian's... has hit the bar.

No, wait, a new angle:

No, wait, wait.

No, we didn't like to, kenny.

No, we prefer to stand, thank you, colonel.

No, we'd like to see the menu please.

No, we've had ours insulated.

No, well, I think being illegal makes it more exciting.

No, well... kevin knows...

No, wimbledon is most commonly associated with tennis.

No, wimbledon!

No, wrong number, I'm afraid.

No, you can't do that.

No, you didn't.

No, you may not!

No, your wife patient

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! no, no, no, no, no!

No! no, not at all

No! no, not even one watch.

No! no, not switzerland, ha!

No! no!

No! no! no...

No? lizard?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. oh, thank

No... I don't know much about art

No... I mean, there may be things against it.

No... quite, there is equal humor

Nobody cares about me.

Nobody leave the room I shall.

Nobody leaves anybody or the body with somebody.

Nobody leaves the body in the...

Nobody move.

Non conosceve parliamente

None at all, sir.

None at all.

None of this pussycat nonsense?

None of your smart answers.

Nope

Nope,

Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand...

Not a single one of them in an unsold state.

Not after a rubens, anyway.

Not at all.

Not bad for a starter

Not for food, anyway.

Not good enough.

Not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Not here.

Not in this part of esher.

Not just an ordinary good evening

Not much fun in stalingrad, no.

Not really a man?

Not really, no.

Not so fast.

Not so fast.

Not switzerland.

Not that again.

Not to mention the balance of payments

Not to put too fine a point on it

Not too bad.

Not true, not true.

Not, not without a court order.

Not... ask nobody the room

Nothing in my suitcase, no.

Nothing to worry about, ladies and gentlemen!

Nothing, nothing, nothing at all, mister.

Nothing, officer.

Notice they do not so much fly as plummet.

Notwithstanding, as it were.

Nous avons, dans la tete, le cabine.

Now close her up.

Now do you begin to see the pattern?

Now for sir gerald.

Now for the next sketch.

Now get on with it.

Now he's going to accelerate forward there

Now here are two unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen.

Now here is gervaise, going to jump through

Now here's a little sketch by two boys from london town.

Now here's an interesting person.

Now I eat the banana!

Now I've got to stand in the tea chest.

Now it's only oliver, oliver and gervaise...

Now it's time for our music spot

Now let's try with somebody else mr...

Now then, do you recognize this?

Now then, the facts are these:

Now they're moving out to the starting line.

Now they're under starter's orders

Now they've got to get over this bar.

Now vivian's there.

Now we've got some science fiction for you, some ski fi

Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree.

Now, a little bit louder.

Now, a man's got to do

Now, a short scene from a play by harold splinter.

Now, alduce me to introlow myself.

Now, all they have to do here to win the title is

Now, are you going to attack me?

Now, brandish that... brandish that raspberry.

Now, come on.

Now, could you tell us, roughly

Now, don't worry about me.

Now, dr. jack's got the flying mare there.

Now, first of all

Now, first of all

Now, first of all, try telling him where you come from.

Now, for something completely different

Now, gentlemen, I am going to open the slit.

Now, get on with it.

Now, here's my idea.

Now, here's the hunt ball photograph.

Now, here's the start of the movie.

Now, how about this one?

Now, I do my best to keep things moving along

Now, I hope you three gentlemen aren't going to be indecis...

Now, I ought to tell you

Now, I understand

Now, I want your opinion of my idea.

Now, I wonder how many of you can remember what it was?

Now, I wonder if you've ever considered

Now, I'm inspector tiger

Now, I'm not prepared to go on with this

Now, I'm not... I'm...

Now, I've noticed a tendency

Now, if you and your pal had one big wish, trevor

Now, if you don't tell me the joke

Now, it seems to me that your greatest disadvantage is

Now, it's quite simple

Now, ladies and gentlemen, for your further entertainment

Now, last week we started at the beginning

Now, later in the program

Now, let me fill you in.

Now, let's have a good, clean, healthy outdoor sketch.

Now, let's hope this doesn't get silly.

Now, look here, mr. frampton

Now, look here.

Now, look, I'm giving just half a minute.

Now, look, if anybody else pinches my phrase

Now, move along, please.

Now, mr. phipps, of course you do realize

Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do

Now, shall I call mr. chipperfield?

Now, someone has committed a murder here

Now, tell me, what exactly are you doing?

Now, that is tiddles, I believe.

Now, that's what I call a dead parrot.

Now, the approach to kiliman jaro

Now, the first thing to do

Now, the object of this expedition is

Now, the rest of you, I know you're there

Now, then, mr. jackson...

Now, then, my little banana

Now, then, sir, you are attila the hun.

Now, then...

Now, there's an ending for you romance, laughter...

Now, there's gervaise, and gervaise has shot himself.

Now, these mice are so arranged upon this rack

Now, this is the kind of thing

Now, uh... can I help you?

Now, wait there, stranger.

Now, we'll pretend

Now, we've got to find that tumor.

Now, what are your names?

Now, what seems to be the matter?

Now, what seems to be the problem?

Now, what's the matter?

Now, what's to be done.

Now, where does it go?

Now, where were we?

Now, which is the worst tennis playing nation

Now, you go back in there, my son

Now, you got to turn and you got to fight

Now, you, mr. tinned peach.

Now...

Now...

Now... now, these blancmanges

Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

Nudge, nudge, eric's written.

Nudge, nudge, nudge, nudge.

Nudge, nudge, say no more?

Nudge, nudge?

Nudge, nudge?

Nudge, nudge?

Nudge, nudge.

Nudge, nudge.

Nudge, nudge.

Nudge, nudge...

Number 3

Number five ram's bladder cup.

Number four crunchy frog.

Number one

Nurse, get the guns.

Nurse, wake him up.

O ho, perhaps so, but you made one fatal mistake.

O...

Observe their behavior.

Observe, for example, that ewe in that oak tree.

Och, angus, I will not let you

Och, but, angus

Och, no, you'll not.

Och, the man from andromeda.

Och, well...

Och, what is it now?

Och, woman, if a blancmange is prepared

Och, you're a stupid man, angus podgorny.

Odd?

Of $12 million canadian

Of 10 savundra close, wimbledon.

Of 23 wolverston road, hull

Of 71/2 million

Of a city he had crossed half the earth to conquer

Of a multimillion pound corporation

Of a well known scottish footballer?

Of an extraordinarily high quality

Of an homosexual nymphomaniac drug addict

Of an illustrated history of false teeth.

Of art... art I'm sorry.

Of consulting a professional marital advisor

Of course you don't

Of course, in those days, I was only a tea boy.

Of course, now I see.

Of course, the big cheese made two mistakes.

Of course, the main thing is we're getting color pictures

Of course, they bought everything on the hire purchase.

Of course.

Of early 18th century dresden pottery

Of famous men now known to have been mice.

Of frothing and falling, coughing and calling

Of genghis khan, conqueror of india.

Of getting another one, and since then

Of h division.

Of killing the raspberry killer.

Of laughter packed squalor

Of making the transition to lion taming

Of modern encyclopedias.

Of modern existentialist football

Of nazi war atrocities.

Of one of the most astounding incidents

Of our time.

Of owning a really fine set of encyclopedias?

Of packed mediterranean defense.

Of purchasing a second shed?

Of signor alberto fanfrino.

Of some of his earlier paintings

Of some of my favorite englishmen.

Of squeaking two or three times a day.

Of standing around for a few months And then being eaten.

Of superior intelligence.

Of swiss watches and clocks.

Of the derby doncaster rally.

Of the entire competition.

Of the former minister without portfolio

Of the man in the street towards...

Of the modern world already

Of the renaissance and mannerists schools

Of the rijksmuseum in the hague.

Of the sort of person that you are

Of the values of contemporary society.

Of the whizzo chocolate company?

Of these here boncentration bamps.

Of these mice men.

Of these...

Of this age, or indeed any age

Of this character witness, may I plead for clemency?

Of this extraordinary tangled web of intrigue

Of this sloppy, longhaired civilian plagiarism

Of tonight's romantic movie.

Of two bricks being bashed together.

Of ulm.

Of wanting to be a mouse.

Of what you want to do?

Of your suspicions.

Of, um...

Off western scotland.

Offer most tempestuous prayers to?

Oh ahhhh!

Oh dear.

Oh, a blancmange gave you

Oh, a real pile driver, a real pile driver.

Oh, about two foot, six, mr. vercotti.

Oh, all right, all right!

Oh, all right, I'll go.

Oh, and they're off.

Oh, anyway, look, it's written on the door.

Oh, bad luck.

Oh, bevis, are you going to do anything

Oh, bevis!

Oh, bevis.

Oh, biggles!

Oh, blast!

Oh, blimey, how time flies!

Oh, blimey, I thought my number was on that one.

Oh, blimey, it's dark in here.

Oh, bloody heck!

Oh, bloody hell.

Oh, bloody hell.

Oh, botherkins!

Oh, but how wonderful!

Oh, but, angus, he hasn't even given you

Oh, by the way, I've got a bit of a dirty fork.

Oh, call me the, for heaven's sake!

Oh, can't you do better than that?

Oh, certainly.

Oh, confuse a cat.

Oh, curses, curses!

Oh, dad, look who's come to see us!

Oh, darling.

Oh, dear, hello, hello?

Oh, dear, I don't think I'm doing very well.

Oh, dear, it's a long job, you see, parrot conversion.

Oh, dear, we're back to that again.

Oh, dear, what's he been telling you now?

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, diarrhea.

Oh, did we?

Oh, did you read that, edgar?

Oh, don't ask me.

Oh, don't shout at the boy, father.

Oh, don't sleep in the subway, darling

Oh, excuse me

Oh, fancy using that wallpaper.

Oh, fine, fine.

Oh, god, you know

Oh, good evening.

Oh, good, good.

Oh, good, good. There's another script on the way down, minister.

Oh, good, that'll be the vet, dear.

Oh, good.

Oh, good.

Oh, good.

Oh, goody! I can get on with the ironing.

Oh, got you, my lad.

Oh, hello there, father, uh... confessor, professor

Oh, hello, janet.

Oh, hello, sailor.

Oh, here's a good one.

Oh, how horrible!

Oh, how much is that?

Oh, I can explain everything, my darling.

Oh, I can't believe it!

Oh, I certainly do; it was the same with me.

Oh, I do enjoy this!

Oh, I don't like him.

Oh, I don't like that.

Oh, I don't like that.

Oh, I don't think much to all this.

Oh, I get the picture.

Oh, I like what he likes.

Oh, I liked that.

Oh, I must get one of those.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I thought that was a bit predictable.

Oh, I was just saying pineapple.

Oh, I was just saying, thinking of the weather

Oh, I will!

Oh, I'd like to buy a copy

Oh, I'll get it.

Oh, I'll look after the cat.

Oh, I'm not, open the door.

Oh, I'm sorry

Oh, I'm sorry, I have a cold.

Oh, I'm sorry, my mind's wandering.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

Oh, I'm up to page 39

Oh, I've forgotten to fire it.

Oh, I've got a little green pinny I could wear.

Oh, iris, you're so very beautiful.

Oh, iris!

Oh, is it?

Oh, isn't he a lovely little...

Oh, isn't he a lovely little...

Oh, isn't he a lovely little...

Oh, it cannot be, maurice.

Oh, it drives me mad.

Oh, it makes me mad.

Oh, it was extremely interesting.

Oh, it's a treat, it really is

Oh, it's his writer's cramp.

Oh, it's not too bad, mum.

Oh, it's the north minehead by election.

Oh, jolly good.

Oh, ken, be careful!

Oh, ken, ken biggles!

Oh, ken, you'd better go.

Oh, leave me a pint for breakfast, will you?

Oh, let me see

Oh, look at that.

Oh, look, I don't want you to think of the wood party

Oh, look, woman!

Oh, mary, mary.

Oh, maurice, what are you doing here?

Oh, maurice.

Oh, me bum!

Oh, me... lookout.

Oh, michael, you're such a comfort.

Oh, mr. bimmler

Oh, my god, what a simply ghastly place!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my goodness, I must close for lunch.

Oh, never mind.

Oh, no no, anything but that, please.

Oh, no need to apologize, doesn't worry me.

Oh, no you don't.

Oh, no, come on, no!

Oh, no, dear, it was just

Oh, no, don't be sorry.

Oh, no, I am afraid not, sir.

Oh, no, I'm...

Oh, no, no, I am sure the headwaiter

Oh, no, no, no, I do apologize!

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no...

Oh, no, no, we want to see the dog kennels.

Oh, no, no, you have to say

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no, no...

Oh, no, please, it was only a tiny bit dirty.

Oh, no, please, it's no trouble.

Oh, no, rashid, we can't go on meeting like this.

Oh, no, that was robertson.

Oh, no, that's fine.

Oh, no, they're not.

Oh, no, what my brother means

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, north minehead's

Oh, not now, roger.

Oh, not von ribbentrop?

Oh, nothing, dear, just the toilet filling up.

Oh, nothing, dear.

Oh, now this is

Oh, oh, I needed that.

Oh, oh, I see.

Oh, oh, I see.

Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I thought the film was longer.

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, say no more, say no more!

Oh, oh, yeah.

Oh, oh!

Oh, oh...

Oh, oh...

Oh, one word of warning, sir, a little tip.

Oh, please, help me out!

Oh, please, please.

Oh, please, please.

Oh, poor chap.

Oh, really.

Oh, right away, sport, right away, you know?

Oh, see, my brother's clumsy, colonel

Oh, she said them.

Oh, should we?

Oh, shut up!

Oh, shut up!

Oh, shut up!

Oh, shut up!

Oh, sir, I do apologize!

Oh, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down.

Oh, sorry, colonel.

Oh, sorry, was that your ear?

Oh, sorry.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, sounds marvelous.

Oh, stop him!

Oh, temper, temper.

Oh, thank god, thank god.

Oh, thank you, general.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, that sounds nice, dear.

Oh, that sounds nice.

Oh, that's better.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, the herman rodrigues four!

Oh, the jump of a lifetime

Oh, the war wound!

Oh, the wound, the wound!

Oh, there's gervaise putting the boot in there.

Oh, there's no need to do that.

Oh, they won't mind.

Oh, they're very nice up there, aren't they?

Oh, they've been planning it for months.

Oh, this is

Oh, this is most inconvenient.

Oh, uh, 11 foot, six inches at motspur park on july 22.

Oh, uh, nothing, dear

Oh, uh... 7,000 infantry, 600 artillery

Oh, uh... perhaps I should have explained.

Oh, uh... well, I'm afraid that is already asleep.

Oh, up the goat track, first on the left.

Oh, various...

Oh, vera

Oh, very good restaurant.

Oh, very well.

Oh, victor!

Oh, we've just heard that police have detained

Oh, well done, giuseppe

Oh, well, bye for now, frank. must toddle.

Oh, well, I mean, they can't help it, can they?

Oh, well, I'm a chartered accountant

Oh, well, it's 26 miles from here to calais.

Oh, well, mr. robinson's cave

Oh, well, um, you know

Oh, well, we sometimes feel we're to blame in some way

Oh, well, well...

Oh, well, you better be off, then.

Oh, well, you haven't told us what it is yet.

Oh, well, you see, we love blancmanges.

Oh, well, you try and get rid of them.

Oh, well, you'll be wanting the a39 then.

Oh, well, you've got to know where to look.

Oh, what a giveaway.

Oh, what a great slit!

Oh, what could it be?

Oh, what did you say that for?

Oh, what do we want?

Oh, what else?

Oh, what kind of heartless fiend

Oh, who's that then?

Oh, why, uh, I took the liberty of inviting an old friend along

Oh, wicked, wicked, you're wicked, eh?

Oh, yeah, it's not easy

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, you know...

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, and captain johnson.

Oh, yes, britischer pals

Oh, yes, four watches...

Oh, yes, I see...

Oh, yes, I think most of them do down there.

Oh, yes, i wouldn't go back To public relations.

Oh, yes, it does, on the bottom of the box

Oh, yes, most certainly.

Oh, yes, not climbing.

Oh, yes, only one who did, though.

Oh, yes, quite well, he was me husband.

Oh, yes, that is correct, yes.

Oh, yes, that's much better.

Oh, yes, the fillings, of course.

Oh, yes, the norwegian blue. what's wrong with it?

Oh, yes, you have.

Oh, yes, you see, we're from the planet skyron

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes?

Oh, yes?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you are no fun anymore!

Oh, you dumb cluck!

Oh, you know what I mean?

Oh, you know, the usual

Oh, you never know till you try.

Oh, you're good, kind, fine people for saying that

Oh, you're just trying to string this case out.

Oh, you're no fun anymore!

Oh, you're no fun anymore!

Oh, you're no fun anymore.

Oh, you're no fun anymore.

Oh, you're not going to catch me

Oh, you're so clever, charles.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! I wet them.

Oh! no, no, nein

Oh! oh, do you really mean that?

Oh! oh, no, not at all.

Oh! oh, victor!

Oh! ow!

Oh! what a great twit!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... ah! good morning.

Oh... danke schoen.

Oh... no, he different other chap.

Oh... oh... oh...

Oh... six foot wide, eh?

Oh... that gun.

Oh... uh...

Oh... uh... oh, I'm sorry.

Oh... well, I'm going for a tinkle.

Oh... well, the, what do you want to see us about?

Oh... you didn't ask me, you asked him.

Oh... you promised

Okay, all clear.

Okay, brian, make with the appointment, baby, no gas.

Okay, stapleton, this is it.

Okay.

Okay.

Okey doke, chief.

Old nick the sea captain

Ole!

Ole!

Ole!

Oliver st. john mollusc running a bit wide there

On a different level of consciousness.

On bbc2, joan bakewell will be talking to michael dean

On behalf of the wood party.

On england's green and pleasant...

On england's pleasant...

On his wa y to see jenny, a freelance pagoda designer.

On one or two... points there.

On our books of chartered accountancy.

On the british broadcasting associ...

On the end.

On the expedition, sir?

On the monumental scale

On the other side of the continent

On the outside here.

On the premises.

On the program this evening we have monsignor edward gay

On the rachel toovey bicycle choir...

On the sitting device.

On the sort of road surfaces

On the street... no...

On the television?

On this program... live, on a bicycle.

On wednesda ys he goes shopping

On wednesdays I go shopping

On your expedition, sir

Once he's in orbit, he'll be able to run straight to mercury.

Once, I married someone who was beautiful

One day you'll realize

One day, ricky the magic pixie went to visit daisy bumble

One knock for yes and two knocks for no.

One of the evergreen bucket kickers

One of the most prolific of film producers

One of their top statesmen, napoleon, as the r 101 disaster.

One of them saw two words of the joke

One subject four different views.

One thing is for sure:

One, rise of merchant classes

One, two, one, two

One, two, one, two.

One, zero!

One...

Only he is not at all well.

Only i... oh...

Only it does worry some people

Only it's more than my job's worth to, er...

Only just us being so close together

Only make believe

Only make believe

Only normally we come round on the b3339

Only we don't know the question.

Only we had to wait half an hour

Only with an l.

Only you said we must have a drink together sometime

Only your colleague said we ought to...

Only... why are they up in the trees?

Onto the field on this lovely winter's afternoon here

Oof!

Oof!!

Ooh, a scotsman on a horse!

Ooh, all right.

Ooh, I don't like him.

Ooh, I don't like this, ooh, I don't like that.

Ooh, is that a proper one? ooh, it's not real.

Ooh, nice shed you've got here.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, baa.

Ooh, ooh!

Ooh, that's nice.

Ooh, what the devil's going on here?

Ooh, what's that?

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh! I'm sorry.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh...

Ooh...

Open a conversation with an italian.

Or a 16 ton weight.

Or a month?

Or a sculptor something artistic.

Or additives of any kind.

Or an engineer, with all those dams

Or anything strange happens involving other galaxies

Or are you just dead?

Or are you just going to show me films all evening?

Or as the italians would say, molto bene, giuseppe.

Or banking, banking, yes, banking.

Or brought home black puddings?

Or can give any information about his whereabouts

Or carve the living giblets

Or cheddar or gouda, if you're on the harder stuff.

Or dr. larch, who is a psychiatrist.

Or else dead bracken.

Or even his later war and peace murals

Or ever I hope to see, god willing.

Or falling over backwards to foam at the mouth?

Or how about this?

Or I'd never look myself

Or if the money was valid, and if it were a small part.

Or if you wish, you may drink and dance till midnight.

Or just anyone who likes policemen.

Or menaced by international communism

Or perhaps you prefer this latest model?

Or three years?

Or troops started getting lost, uh...

Or wakes the drowsy apricot betide?

Or was it fought on dry land near cudworth in yorkshire?

Or why not ask the cook for something really hot?

Or, indeed, drain the lifeblood from a pig

Orthodontic jake gave him a gelignite mouthwash.

Others find peace of mind...

Otherwise he's perfectly all right, perfectly.

Otherwise it would muscle up to those bars and... voom!

Ou sont les bagages?

Ou sont les bagages?

Ou... les voyageurs?

Oui.

Oui.

Our cheapest bed is £800, sir.

Our general public's not going to understand this, are they?

Our hero!

Our next challenger comes all the way from the crimea.

Our next guest tonight has come all the way from egypt.

Our sales would plummet.

Our very own kurt schwitters.

Ourself me to introlow my body.

Out in the front there is simon

Out of my deposit account

Out of that window to their almost certain death.

Out with it what's wrong with me?

Over 60,000 times as powerful as britain's great prewar joke

Over here, hughie.

Over the english channel

Over the past few years to squeak at a selected pitch.

Over there, sir.

Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear

Over to reg moss on the guildford bypass.

Over you go.

Overdue?

Ow!

Owing to the rigorous bite of the income tax

Owing to...

P.s. support rhodesia, cut motor taxes

P.s. aghhh!

P.s. I have never kissed the editor of the radio times.

P.s., etc. come on, other ranks, show your stuff.

Pa pa pa!

Pablo picasso will be doing a special painting for us

Pablo picasso, the founder of modern art

Painting a bird in flight over a cornfield

Pair of identical twins.

Paleface like eat chocolate?

Paratroops, dino.

Pardon.

Parking offense, schmarking offense, my lord.

Parkinson! Johnson!

Particularly looked forward to on account of her feet.

Pas de tout.

Past that window.

Pearl harbor.

Pelote?

Pencil droppers, eh?

Pension day's the worst they go mad.

People all over the country...

People always ask me about the sheds.

People do.

People never come up to me.

People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction

People won't expect there to be a frog in there.

People, chat, gossip, you know.

People, in fact, know me extremely well.

Per fa vore, signore.

Pereusum christum dominum nostrum.

Pereusum christum dominum nostrum.

Perhaps both, maybe neither.

Perhaps I could do it, just for a bit...

Perhaps I should introduce myself.

Perhaps I'd better carry on with this broadcast

Perhaps more deeply, more strongly

Perhaps not.

Perhaps the cat would rather answer that?

Perhaps they've got flu.

Perhaps we need to know more of these mice men

Perhaps you'd care for a drink?

Perhaps you'd fill in one of these.

Phew, that was close!

Phew! bet that's a job and a half, ma'am.

Photographs, eh?

Photographs? he asked him knowingly.

Photography?

Picasso has failed

Picasso has fallen off!

Piet mondrian the neoplasticist...

Pineapple?

Pining for the fjords?

Planning a little excursion

Play fussball or go to nurnberg.

Played charlie pasarell and cliff drysdale

Played on gramophone records

Playing doubles with five people.

Please be gentle with me.

Please believe me, there is absolu... u...

Please excuse my wife

Please take them down.

Please, it's no fuss.

Please, sir edward.

Please, sir, it's dangerous.

Plums.

Plus a refund of 71/2 million deutschemarks

Plus an upward expenditure margin of 11,500 lire

Podgorny prepares to serve again.

Pointed sticks?

Pointed that out, eh?

Police are concentrating their inquiries

Police have issued this picture of a man they wish to interview.

Police have ruled him out of their inquiries

Police have sealed off the area

Polly parrot, wake up!

Polly parrot!

Polly!

Polly!

Pomegranates, greengages.

Poor chap.

Poor fellow, I think he needs help.

Porker, eh?

Postman.

Practicing.

Premiere classe, deuxieme classe...

Pretend they are pictures from your past.

Pretty much to myself over the last two years

Probably at ridiculously low prices.

Produced by irving c. saltzberg jnr.

Professional cardinal richelieu impersonator.

Professor, you've spent many years researching into things.

Promise?

Promise?

Promise.

Provided he doesn't attempt anything

Pulling her down onto the bed and ripping off her...

Pulling the birds...

Pumas keep hank janson on open shelves.

Push off, fuzz!

Pussycat? no!

Put something into it, for god's sake!

Put that baroque masterpiece down!

Queenie's put him in a heap of trouble.

Quick otto, the typewriter!

Quickly, quickly, quickly.

Quite agree, quite agree.

Quite frankly, I'm against people

Quite frankly, I'm against people who commit suicide.

Quite outstanding.

Quite, yes.

Quite.

R...

Raised by the law enforcement methods involved

Rallies?

Ralph used to spit.

Ralph, stop it.

Raping, looting and killing.

Razor razor razor razor cut!

Read all about it! read all about it!

Ready to smash the communists, wipe them up...

Real guns, sir, not toy ones, sir.

Really interesting.

Really tremendous, tremendous, tremendous clue

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? Yes, well, he's put me onto wattles.

Reappraise our concept of the battle of trafalgar.

Received an order for 48 million kilts

Red and black?

Reeling of chateau la tour.

Reenacted for us now

Reenactment of the battle of pearl harbor.

Reg rented a room across the road

Reg, go to canada, work your way south to nicaragua by july.

Release the vicious dogs.

Remember acapulco in the springtime.

Remember me?

Remember what happened to nigel.

Remember, buy whizzo butter and go to heaven!

Remember, if you're interesting

Remember, policemen make wonderful friends

Rene descartes.

Report a what?

Resting?

Reveal a plot so fiendish, so infernal, so heinous.

Revenge!

Revenge!!

Rhythm method!

Right sergeant, will you bring the analyzer, please?

Right that's it, we're going in!

Right close up behind me

Right in the midriff, and here he is.

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar.

Right, director!

Right, get on with it.

Right, get rid of that!

Right, I heard that, I heard that.

Right, I'm ready to make the incision.

Right, let's have a ding dong.

Right, men, confuse the... cat.

Right, no, I warned you.

Right, now don't rush me this time.

Right, now for a complete change of mood.

Right, now on the command cut, camera will cut to camera two.

Right, now... you, mr. apricot.

Right, once more.

Right, right, stop it.

Right, right.

Right, sir.

Right, sir.

Right, so I'll get e e everything ready.

Right, that's the end.

Right, this is the plan, then.

Right, you two hermits

Right, you, the one in the middle.

Right!

Right! bananas...

Right! now, self defense.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right... let's reconstruct the crime.

Right... now we'll reconstruct the crime.

Right... the passion fruit.

Right... where is he?

Right... whew!

Righto!

Righto!

Righto!

Righto.

Riley? riley?

Robertson.

Robertson.

Robin day's got a hedgehog called frank.

Rock hudson.

Roger thompson, maurice zatapathique.

Roger!

Roll the credits!

Romance... adventure...

Ron is going to eat chichester cathedral.

Ron is going to tunnel

Ron will be carrying half a hundredweight of their bricks.

Ron, aren't you worried jumping 26 miles across the sea?

Ron, how far have you got?

Ron, now, let's just get this quite clear

Ron, what is the furthest distance

Rosamund's father has become ensnared

Rotten at finance.

Roughly, he grabbed her heavy shoulders

Roughly, yes, sir.

Round about this way.

Round the wisborough green vicky.

Rumpletweezer ran the dinky tinky shop

Run for it.

Run thousand paces while the sun is high

Runner up vivian smith smythe smith of kensington;

Running 40 miles an hour with masses of sharp, pointed teeth

Running a library at school.

S.

Sack the entire washing up staff!

Sadly, we are reaching the end of yet another program

Same as my kevin nothing but trouble.

Sandwiches?

Sandwiches?

Sarah gambolputty de von...

Save the argylls, running in please pass.

Say 30 or 40 feet.

Say no more, know what I mean?

Say no more, purley, eh?

Say no more, purley!

Say no more!

Say no more.

Say no more.

Say, have I shown you my last operation?

Say, via banking or...

Scarcely ever to be curbed midfield cognoscento

Schumann, schubert, mendelssohn and bach.

Schwitters is german.

Scotland will be choked with scotsmen!

Scots pine and the conifers; and elm tree bole

Scream.

Screaming and bawling, walling and stalling

Screams

Seat, seat take a seat.

Seat?

See how he uses a spanner

See? tell him, dear.

See? there's nothing going on.

Seeing as you're not a gorilla

Sell the widows and orphans and go into south american zinc.

Selling, selling, very good, very good.

Send the creepy crawlies down your lager and limes.

Send today

Senores, senoras y senoritas, buenas noches.

Seriously now, ladies and gentlemen

Set fire to them?

Setting down in the evening to do the accounts

Settles down to watch television.

Shall I leave the room?

Shall I put you

Shall i?

Shall we all try that together?

Shall we lower down one of the bbc ropes?

Shall... take the tablets, tiger buddy.

Sharing the interests, the gardening and so on

She didn't have a dueling scar just here and a hook?

She fine actress.

She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water.

She heap good diction and timing.

She hopes to go into films.

She is clearly trying to teach her lamb to fly.

She make interpretation heap subtle.

She make part really live for indian brave.

She makes blancmanges that size?

She may appear to be rather nasty

She may not be very beautiful

She nurse, your wife patient.

She nurse.

She puts up with it

She said the only way to cure it

She says something funny

She says something funny like...

She sister, you doctor.

She smells a bit, but she has a heart of gold.

She trains polecats

She was obviously referring

She's a friend of ours.

She's been around, eh? been around.

She's doing an article on us

She's from purley.

She's got a big bottom.

She's traveled.

She's very fond of cricket As a matter of fact.

She's worn out with meeting film stars, attending premieres

Shh, it's satire.

Shh!

Shh! almost motionless.

Shh! he doesn't do anything.

Shh! I think my wife's beginning to suspect.

Shh! no.

Shh! what?

Shh.

Shh...

Shh... next.

Shh... somebody out there.

Shh... there's somebody out there.

Shoot him.

Should be allowed back in the country!

Should be free to live the lives of their own choice.

Should i put mother?

Shove you off the pavement, like.

Show him an exhibition

Show the queen with gladstone.

Show them in, please, sergeant.

Shut up, you eyeties!

Shut up, you pansy.

Shut up, you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun.

Shut up, you're keeping us awake.

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut your cake hole, you nazi.

Si, I milanesi sono i megli nel mondo!

Si, si!

Si, si!

Si, si.

Si...

Sieg heil! sieg heil!

Signor, devo me parlo

Silly, silly, silly.

Simon and vivian at the front coming to the matchbox jump

Simon has a go bad luck, he misses.

Simon is second and there's nigel.

Simon right in the lead, comfortably in the lead

Simon zinc trumpet harris

Simon's fallen backwards.

Simon's in second place and... oh, there's oliver.

Simon's in second place and... oh, there's oliver. But anyway, vivian is there, vivian is coming through.

Simon's not with him.

Simon's there, and he's putting the boot in

Simply claiming that they have

Simply pull the lever

Since I was so high.

Since she had her head off, yes, she has.

Since the body was found in this room

Since the provost of edinburgh sat on a spike.

Sir edward... ross.

Sir francis drake, captain webb, nelson of trafalgar

Sir hugh was vice president of the rotarian movement.

Sir, I don't know how to say this

Sir!

Sir... sir, sir, sir.

Sit down, mario giuseppe.

Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down.

Sit down!

Sit down.

Sit up!

Sit up!

Sit up.

Sit up.

Sit upon.

Sitting in the waterloo waiting room.

Slaughtering a few of god's creatures.

Smelly piece of cutlery!

Smile

Smile

Smile

Smile.

Smile.

Smile.

Smut and filth have no place on the street... screen...

Snatches the book from their hands and sinks his fangs

So all three of you think splunge.

So anyway, I said... I said to her, I said

So are we.

So called cardinal

So carry on viewing, and my thanks to the bbc

So cease your prattling, woman, and get sewing.

So come in, sam trench at tolworth.

So come out with your hands up

So do i.

So does mrs. ames.

So don't delay.

So early on in the game?

So edward is all right.

So every figure he gives you will be ten times too high.

So everyone in england

So from all of us here at the it's the arts studio

So get out, you goddamn pinko subversive, get out!

So he can breathe

So I am!

So I do take the precaution of asking on these occasions.

So I spent five ghastly years

So I thought I'd take you up on it

So I'd kill them.

So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed, please.

So I'll hand you back to the studio.

So I'll just wish you good luck

So I'm sorry to have interrupted

So I'm stopping it.

So if you are over six feet tall and would like a friend

So if you're going out or going on holiday

So in three years

So is gericault, fernand leger, delaunay

So it is.

So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now.

So let me just identify them for you.

So let's forgetabout them...

So let's get straight on with it, jolly good.

So move right up front for full frontal nudity.

So mrs. harris said, so she said, she said, she said

So on july 8, 1944

So please, give generously to this address:

So the world was saved

So there is.

So there should be a bit of spare room in the attic, eh?

So they can kill people carrying more than 200 cigarettes.

So they say!

So what special qualifications do you have?

So when I get an order for 48 million

So will you please stop fooling around

So write today and take advantage of our free officer.

So you can tame them after dark when they're less stroppy.

So you chose the battle of pearl harbor?

So you could chew its skin and eat its intestines

So, anyway, I became a barber.

So, if you were to come in here

So, the murderer must be somebody in this room...

So, where do we stand? where do we sit?

So, you want to join

Some friends of mine and i have formed a consortium

Some little black oval shapes.

Some of the truly great international artists

Some people do talk in the most extraordinary way.

Some people have called me two sheds.

Some useful phrases to help us

Some youngsters, are attracted to it by its very illegality.

Somebody could be hurt.

Somebody I leave nobody in the room body

Somebody just went past the window, that way.

Somebody leave shall i?

Somebody said mattress to mr. lambert twice!

Somebody shoots you.

Somebody...

Someone whom I've always personally admired

Someone whose boots I would gladly lick clean

Something else I'd like to be

Something to send the shivers up your spine

Something which deirdre... deirdre, that's my wife

Something which you could never do with the old truncheons.

Sometimes, shirley, I think you're almost human.

Somewhat out of my grasp, don't you know.

Somewhere in the region of the bottom of the glacier

Sono inglese di gerrard's cross.

Sono italiano di napoli quando il habitare de milano.

Soon, baby.

Soon, scotland was full of scotsmen.

Sorry about that.

Sorry to have brought it up.

Sorry, guv, we're right out of parrots.

Sorry, I can't think of anything.

Sorry, I don't understand.

Sorry, silly day.

Sorry, we're closing for lunch.

Sorry!

Sorry?

Sorry.

Sounded a bit like an alarm clock going off.

Sounds a bit funny if you ask me

Spain, yes, mmm.

Spain! that's it.

Spain?

Speak to me, howard!

Speak up, please, sir.

Speaking as a cardinal of the roman catholic church

Speaking as a public opinion poll

Special investigator, british dental association.

Spelltinkle

Spelltinkle grandlich grumblemeyer spelterwasser

Spelterwasser

Spineless, easily dominated

Splendid, splendid.

Splendid, splendid.

Splunge!

Sport.

Squad, get ready joke!

Squad, tell the joke!

Squad! eyes front!

St. stephen in the lead there with his stoning.

Stage manager, stan wilson, heap good friend redfoot tribe.

Stage ready for confusing, sir!

Stand at ease!

Stand them on your desk or next to your bed.

Stand upside down

Stare at the brick, and it goes to sleep.

Start cutting now.

Start moving!

Started handing cheese around.

Started off with a nice little idea

Started squeaking.

Stay where you are.

Stick a few wires through his cheeks

Still acting, eh?

Still no news of the national savings book

Still, it's not as bad as spitting, is it?

Still, there's one thing about being a hermit

Still... less said the better.

Still... whoa! hey?

Still... you haven't seen my wife anywhere, have you?

Stirred the hearts and minds of englishmen of all nations.

Stockbrokers and even sociologists

Stop beating about the bush

Stop chewing that turner!

Stop him!

Stop it, ralph, stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it.

Stop talking to the camera.

Stop that sketch.

Stop the program.

Straight up in the air

Strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on

Stripping the fur off, no legs...

Such as the baby snatchers.

Sudden, violent comedy.

Suivez la piste.

Super, super.

Super.

Superintendent parrot and i

Superintendent parrot ate one of those.

Suppose he's got a bunch?

Suppose you haven't got the 16 ton weight.

Supposing he's got a pointed stick?

Supposing someone come at you

Sur trois... un, deux trois.

Surely nothing can go wrong here.

Surely, charles, you're the chief scientist

Surprisingly not.

Suspenders and a bra

Suspenders and a bra

Sweating the day

Swimming costumes, you know what I mean?

Swine.

Switch it off during the daytime

Switzerland, yeah, mmm, mmm...

Switzerland.

Switzerland...

Ta ta, sailor.

Tais toi.

Take a seat.

Take a seat.

Take for a start the sheep's tendency

Take him away, beryl!

Take it away, genghis.

Take it easy, dickie, old chum.

Take that!

Take the tablets, tiger.

Take the weight off the feet, eh?

Take your time.

Taken at one of the notorious weekend mouse parties

Taken in 1880 at osborne

Talk about the blind leading the blind.

Talking of moss, uh, you know mr. robinson?

Taunton...

Tea's ready.

Ted, edward, anything.

Telephone, mr. hilter.

Television doctor?

Tell lord hill.

Tell me, sir, have you confused your cat recently?

Tell me, why do you say good morning

Tell us about your latest film

Tell us about your latest film, sir edward.

Tell you what, though, I'll lop its back legs off, make good

Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you?

Ten, nine, eight and all that.

Terribly bad memory for names.

Terribly sorry about this...

Terribly, terribly funny...

Terriers make lovely fish.

Tests on salisbury plain confirmed

Tex, get the longest bbc rope and bring it here pronto.

Than berwick on tweed.

Than dare tread on the same stage with him.

Than you've had hot dinners.

Thank god for that.

Thank god for that.

Thank goodness I've found you.

Thank goodness you've come.

Thank you for coming along on the show tonight, mr. stools.

Thank you very much, young man.

Thank you, eddie.

Thank you, mr. tree.

Thank you, robert.

Thank you, sergeant.

Thank you, sergeant.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That a blancmange impersonator and cannibal

That a minister has fallen? robert.

That a modern artist of such stature has taken the a272.

That a mouse, once accepted

That about 30 years ago

That an expensive operation can't prolong.

That any of you may be doing at home

That any of you think you could recognize

That at one time or another

That at one time or another, he hasn't felt sexually attracted to mice?

That auditory hallucinations occur

That come out a bit glib, didn't it?

That could play ann haydon jones and her husband, pip.

That could rip your belly open

That creatures of an alien planet came

That doesn't make any difference

That gives the police a bad name, sergeant.

That have pulled many a moribund unfortunate

That he'd been approached by unearthly beings

That he's a gorilla?

That her husband was refusing to talk to the press

That I can spot and put them down

That I have practically everyone

That I need for this expedition.

That I think is very much more up his street.

That I think you're the best six writers in movies today.

That I was more at ease with other mice.

That I was not the only thing in her life.

That I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth

That I'm a psychiatrist?

That I'm noted for having something of a sense of humor

That I've begun to realize...

That is correct, yes.

That is correct.

That is correct.

That is the end of the...

That it had been sitting on its perch in the first place

That it not only eats the raspberry laden foe

That it's just not worth it.

That libraries should be drab places

That makes you a penny short, wilkins.

That man was a successful encyclopedia salesman.

That my feeble words of welcome sound

That nine out of ten british housewives

That not a single armored division

That outside I have police dog josephine

That over eight percent of the population will always be mice.

That owing to a cutback on surplus expenditure

That parrot is definitely deceased.

That picasso has painted while cycling.

That picasso is approaching the tolworth roundabout on the a3.

That ron will break the world record

That rosamund is still rather young?

That the five of you was playing doubles

That the ideal job for you is chartered accountancy.

That the post of librarian carries with it

That the present weak drafting of the local government bill

That there are certain substances

That there must be

That was absolutely revolting.

That was all.

That was self defense.

That was the life.

That was wilkins. That was wilkins.

That was you pushing the cage.

That what he's running from is hisself.

That when he says a bed is two foot wide

That when played in the correct order

That whereas most people have two...

That will become apparent in one moment, my lord.

That would be a good idea, I would imagine.

That you are an extremely dull person.

That you are none other than ron higgins

That you are not at all well?

That you love me.

That you never do it again.

That you not only built up the centralized monarchy in france

That you remember about johann gambolputty

That you used to be interested in trainspotting.

That you want to marry my daughter.

That you'd never be treated like that

That you'll be able to look after my daughter.

That you've jumped so far?

That your cat badly needs to be confused.

That'll teach you to play hard to get.

That's 28.1 for genghis khan.

That's a bit sad, isn't it?

That's a full working day, lad!

That's a good one, that one.

That's a little bit too loud.

That's a man's life, isn't it?

That's a very silly line.

That's a walk off, that's what this is.

That's all right, sir, we get all sorts of lines in here.

That's as maybe, it's still a frog.

That's better.

That's better.

That's better.

That's better.

That's inter city rail for you.

That's it, I'm getting out of this show

That's it, now keep it there.

That's it, that's all.

That's it, wait a moment.

That's it.

That's kandinsky.

That's my own business, isn't it?

That's not funny!

That's not funny!

That's not funny.

That's not picasso.

That's outside.

That's right, sir.

That's right, vera.

That's right, yeah, yeah.

That's right, yes, a.t. hun.

That's right, yes.

That's right, yes.

That's right, yes.

That's the banana, then.

That's the farmer's wife.

That's the one that ate my mary.

That's the stupidest idea I ever heard.

That's the trouble.

That's to the beach at calais?

That's true.

That's typical talk, talk, talk

That's van der berg he's on our side.

That's very good.

That's what live theater needs

That's what they call a walk on.

That's what they say.

That's what was wrong.

That's what we're trying to find out.

That's what you want to be.

That's...

The 16 ton weight is just one way

The a23s through purleys

The advantages of owning a really fine set

The answer is coming up on your screens.

The arch thinker, free scheming

The atmosphere thus created should protect me

The battle of pearl harbor.

The battle of trafalgar was fought near cudworth?

The bbc would like to apologize

The bbc.

The bells of st. mary.

The best way to get a job.

The big cheese!

The blancmanges are really australians

The blancmanges have swept the board

The bloody law!

The board of trade has ratified a trade agreement

The boeuf en croute is fantastic.

The bones out?

The canadian minister for external affairs

The cat sat on the mat.

The chippenham brick company.

The cincinnati mining company.

The colonel doesn't think We're nice people, luigi.

The commentary, recorded on the earliest wax cylinders

The crash of mighty trees!

The creature that ate your wife.

The criminal mind's

The dead crab, she said, she said.

The death of mr. bruce foster of guildford.

The deceased, mr. apricot, is now disarmed.

The devastating effect

The early flemish masters

The electric blanket switching off.

The ever popular monsignor eddie gay.

The existence or nonexistence of god

The existence or nonexistence to be determined

The facts are there and that's that.

The fighting temeraire, ruined.

The fillings?

The fillings.

The first man ever to eat an entire anglican cathedral.

The first performance of a new symphony

The five seconds haven't started yet, have they?

The fuddy duddy attitudes of the lower middle classes

The full renaissance bit, really.

The fun we have.

The germans were working on a joke of their own.

The giant redwood, the larch, the fir, the mighty scots pine.

The goat's... goat's done a bundle.

The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is

The greenestand the pleasantest is the planet earth

The headwaiter will be along to abuse you in a few moments

The headwaiter will be pleased to show you his specialities.

The highly interesting mr. howard stools

The horse chestnut.

The house is surrounded

The incomparably superior human being, harry fink.

The joke was first told to the enemy in the ardennes.

The joke's devastating effectiveness

The judge is explaining it to them now.

The kenyan minister for agric. and fish

The label says zurich, sir.

The larch

The larch

The larch

The larch.

The larch.

The larch.

The larch.

The larch.

The larch.

The larch.

The last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest

The late arthur aldridge?

The late arthur aldridge.

The length is, um...

The lights have gone out.

The little old lady in the sweet shop.

The main thing is that it's terribly exciting

The man behind ron's cross channel jump

The man is in his late 20s

The man they wished to interview

The manager, mr. luigi vercotti, will be pleased

The mind is subject to severe mental stresses

The minister will be bringing back samples of the earth's core

The model airplanes

The moment anything interesting happens.

The moment I got it home?

The most recent of which is the best seller my god.

The murderer of the body

The name of johann gambolputty

The norwegian blue prefers kipping on its back.

The now surely obsolescent catennachio defensive philosophy

The office of sir george head, o.b.e.

The one in the middle?

The only difficult bit for ron

The only high spot of the weekend was the meeting

The only way that we can fight

The only way, the only way to bring the crime figures down

The opportunities for ron

The order yet, has he?

The other two pulled out.

The outward hatchments of his soul

The overcrowding was pitiful.

The owner of the vehicle with this license registration

The palindrome of Bolton would be notlob.

The peach assailant should be attacked with a crocodile.

The pet shop owner's brother was lying.

The place of the nude in art.

The place of the nude in the history of tart...

The plumage don't enter into it it's stone dead.

The point is, mr. frampton, our viewers need proof.

The police are anxious to speak

The police, percy!

The poor cook's son has been put away again

The premiere of the batley townswomen's guild

The present weak drafting of the local government bill.

The president of the board of trade said he hoped

The question is... who?

The rachel toovey bicycle choir.

The really exciting thing is

The record library and the art gallery.

The regular army's advertising division

The remainder of this film was taken secretly

The royal frog tramping institute

The sauce is one of the chef's most famous creations.

The savior of princes, the harbinger of happiness.

The script would appear

The sheds aren't important.

The show you've heard so much about.

The sixpenny bottle for the holiday money

The smell of fresh cut timber!

The sort of people

The steward's giving him a little bit of advice.

The story so far...

The straight line.

The strange, damnable, almost diabolic threads

The stuff of history is indeed woven in the woof.

The suburban fin de siecle ennui

The tiger, however, does not relish the peach.

The universe consists of a billion billion galaxies

The view of a great majority...

The vocational guidance counselor sketch.

The way you like it.

The whole problem of these senile delinquents

The whole question of 18th century social legislation...

The whole truth and nothing but the truth.

The whole vexed question of what is going on.

The william johnston brothers...

The word say is the same as the word tell.

The world of history is proud to present

The wound again!

The wound, the wound!

The yorkshire bowler nicholson took eight wickets

The, uh... dog kennel please?

Them wait a minute!

Them... them...

Then a gap, then the main bunch.

Then a. lincoln of the u.s. of a.

Then comes king richard iii at bosworth field

Then getting back here at 10:00 to wrestle with the problem

Then he is attila the hun, sir.

Then I'm going to call the police, so get out.

Then in with the raspberries, right?

Then just before the lights went up, there was a shot.

Then let me have your skinny, scrawny little body

Then marat, in his bath

Then purchase a past.

Then suddenly, a clue turned up in scotland.

Then the very lovely jean d'arc.

Then there's a big clock in the middle of the room

Then we took the coast road through williton

Then we'll begin.

Then where is the other penny?

Then why not come to us?

Then you mean...

Then you put the mouse skin on... uh...

Then you scurry into the main room

Then you'd be arthur no sheds jackson.

There are millions of others.

There are no easy answers in this case, my lord.

There are other equally dangerous gangs

There are pages in history's book

There are people with guns Out there, sir.

There goes nigel.

There has been a substantial drop in gold reserves

There he goes.

There is a very great impetus

There is an epic quality about the sea

There is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body

There is only me, sir.

There is only me, sir.

There is only me, sir.

There is something going on.

There is something going on.

There is something going on.

There now follows a party political broadcast

There seems to be a few gremlins about.

There seems to be no players left

There was

There was a blancmange playing by itself?

There was a scream...

There was light at the end of the tunnel

There was three things important to social legislation.

There we are, fast asleep.

There we are.

There were zwei peanuts walking down the strasse

There will now be a medium sized intermission.

There will now be a short intermission.

There will now be a very short...

There will now be a whopping great intermission

There wouldn't be so many of them, numerically speaking.

There you are, lovely pussycat.

There you are, you see, he spoke his mind.

There you go, can't be bad

There, I won't keep you long.

There, it moved.

There, poor flopsy's dead and never called me mother

There, what do you think of that?!

There! there, he's woken him up and simon's through.

There. finished.

There'll be plenty of time for that later on.

There's a bicycle broken.

There's a dead bishop in the lobby, sir.

There's a jolly good crowd here today.

There's another script on the way down, minister.

There's been another indian massacre

There's dirt and smoke and good, honest sweat!

There's dust on here.

There's five.

There's fun aplenty.

There's gerv... I think he's... yes, he's off.

There's more to life than culture.

There's more?

There's nigel he's shot simon by mistake.

There's nigel there, number three, I'm sorry.

There's no need for him to do this.

There's no place for sentiment

There's no shifting it.

There's nowt wrong with gala luncheons, lad!

There's only another bally page.

There's only the grass verges.

There's plenty of room to widen it there.

There's something going on here.

There's usually four or five of them.

There's vivian, I think... no, vivian's lost his keys...

Therefore the murderer must be somebody

Theresamanbehindyer?

These fingers

These historic pictures of queen victoria

These maulers, these german bands

These old hoodlums, these layabouts in lace?

These rabbits have been tied to the ground

These signs are pretty badly made.

These sophisticated organs of touch, these bunches of five

These would be considerable drawbacks

These, shall we say, tendencies?

They are clearly not written by the general public

They blow it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat.

They can't afford that on what he earns.

They could get another six feet

They don't frighten me at all.

They don't want their cheeks pierced.

They have decided to fight for it

They just don't get abroad mitzie.

They keep spitting water at the bratbys.

They killed him!

They look pretty tame to start with.

They mean to eat the blancmange.

They mean to win wimbledon!

They never stop talking.

They now wish to interview a newsreader

They order 48 million kilts from a scottish menswear shop;

They pay all the bills, in return for which

They really can.

They really look after you, yes.

They undoubtedly continue to lead interesting lives

They want to know if I want to be in a sketch on telly.

They were all dead butch.

They were beginning to play with themselves.

They were going to build

They will squeak the bells of st. mary.

They worked on one word each for greater safety.

They wouldn't give it to us

They wouldn't go calling it doubles.

They're all sold.

They're at 22 wimpole street.

They're bound to think it's some form of mock frog.

They're bound to think it's some form of mock frog. People won't expect there to be a frog in there.

They're coming up to the debs

They're not even divorced.

They're not getting quite the results that they might.

They're not spelled the same, but they mean the same.

They're off!

They're on the side of the engine

They're really trying now and the crowd is getting excited

They're very broad minded.

They're, um...

They've all got 'em, all of 'em, sir.

They've been writing for three years

They've destroyed him!

They've eaten too much fresh fruit.

They've got a much better selection than we've got.

They've got it out of proportion.

They've got to walk along this straight line

They've seen their children grow up and become accountants

Thick, herculean arms...

Things burn.

Think of the colors!

This what shall I call it? nickname of yours...

This can only mean one thing!

This column represents 23% of the population.

This column represents 28% of the population

This could be the biggest breakthrough in kilts

This country is not standing

This expedition to africa.

This film's got silly.

This fine, honorable man

This firm last year made a complete profit of a shilling.

This follows a statement by the treasury

This growing social problem?

This has gone far enough.

This house is surrounded.

This house is surrounded.

This is a frightened city.

This is a late parrot.

This is a lingerie shop, sir.

This is a psychiatrist speaking.

This is a vegetarian restaurant only.

This is an antitank gun, and it's loaded

This is an ex parrot.

This is an inadequate description of the sweetmeat.

This is bolton, is it?

This is e sharp.

This is extremely difficult

This is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that.

This is fantastic!

This is fun, isn't it?

This is indeed a grim day for the human race, dan.

This is it, arthur pewtey.

This is it.

This is maurice zatapathique, roger thompson.

This is mr. f.g. superman

This is my only line.

This is my wife, audrey.

This is of course symptomatic of a new breed of footballer

This is quite exciting.

This is really difficult.

This is really the most difficult part

This is right up my street.

This is ron... ron ribbentrop.

This is something

This is something else.

This is stalingrad.

This is the first time

This is the show that gives you what you want

This is your moment, arthur pewtey.

This man is ernest scribbler, writer of jokes.

This man is no ordinary man.

This man's hair is too long for a vicar, too.

This means trouble for somebody.

This morning we were viewing

This morning, shortly after 11:00

This parrot is no more.

This parrot wouldn't voom

This really huge talent.

This reconstruction of the battle of pearl harbor.

This sort of smut to be shown on screen.

This sounds like a job for bicycle repairman.

This studio isn't big enough

This terrible, debilitating social disease

This time we'd like to up the tempo a little, change the mood.

This unique film provides a rare glimpse

This week, the world around us

This whole case is crammed full

This will surely be remembered

This would mark a new era of expansion in world trade

Thomas shaw?

Thompson.

Those in the past stars of the future.

Those last two sketches I did got very silly indeed

Those of you who wish to play it the hard way

Those who were left alive at the end

Thought by many to be this year's outstanding twit.

Thrasher apple banger horowitz

Thrasher apple banger horowitz ticolensic grander knotty

Three gum trees

Three layers of matchboxes to clear.

Three men to a caber.

Three people

Three stars, you know.

Three years.

Three, declining moral values

Three, two...

Three...

Thrills, decisions affecting people's lives.

Thrills... spills...

Through press interviews, television interviews

Through the back of its neck

Thus leaving england empty during wimbledon fortnight.

Tickle him.

Ticolensic grander knotty spelltinkle

Ticolensic grander knotty spelltinkle grandlich

Tiger?

Tights, bras, slips, petticoats

Till he knew the price of each one backwards.

Till he realizes

Till the small hours.

Till you reach the very, very top

Time enough, I think, for a piece of wood.

Tired of being pushed around?

Tired of that drab, boring life you lead?

To a meeting of allied commanders

To a wide variety of famous sicilian delicacies.

To accompany me to the station.

To all appearances no different

To allay suspicion.

To another edition of it's the arts.

To anyone who saw the crime

To be a little odd.

To be blunt, your cat is in a rut.

To be buying a book on... teeth?

To be in there?

To be removed for clinical tests.

To be taken into consideration, please.

To be the greatest name in german baroque music

To bring you in line with your epithet?

To challenge the blancmanges.

To clarify the whole question of currency restrictions

To combat the crime wave?

To come 2,200,000 light years to purchase a kilt

To conquer and destroy the very heart of civilization.

To defend yourself

To discuss non returnable loans on a 12 year trust basis

To do justice to this man, thought by many

To do the kind of things he wants to do.

To enjoy me this evening.

To fly to paris, back at the old vic for drinks at 12:00

To get on to the m5 near droitwich.

To get out onto the moors

To giving us a quick...

To have landed on a different ledge

To hop about the field on their back legs.

To impugn the nature of your trade or profession.

To inform you that you're fired.

To jump over sea than over dry land.

To jump the channel.

To jump this great distance?

To leave the room.

To make this place what it is

To me it's like a mountain...

To multiply everything mr. lambert says by three.

To open a season of his works

To our own slogan it's a dog's life er... man's life

To pad these out to 30 minutes.

To put england's social legislation

To put the other person at their ease.

To report that he was sitting at home with a friend

To save their lives.

To see if we can find

To see the flower of british manhood

To see you here again, sir.

To shake it out of its state of complacency.

To shoot themselves.

To slice the sides off a cow

To stay in the air.

To stretch our legs

To suspect something.

To take you back very quickly to the jimmy buzzard interview

To the conventional external stimuli:

To the directors' reserve currency account

To the effect that the balance of imports situation

To the golden roll of history: mr. ron obvious of neaps end

To the hierarchical structure of post renaissance society...

To the hierarchical structure of post renaissance society... Its relevance

To the ledge and grab it.

To the nature reserves of swansea last july.

To the obvious athletic turn this show has now taken.

To the obvious lavatorial turn this show has already taken.

To the parking offense.

To the people who turned her into a scotsman.

To the viewer at home, does it?

To their combined weight, of course, robert.

To them it can construe.

To think about it, you know?

To this obvious reference

To this resurgence of cheap jokes about poo poos.

To tighten that nut.

To try and produce a german version of the joke.

To vacate mr. notlob forthwith and/or.

To wake up the neighbor.

To welcome here at the refreshment room

To welcome you and introduce you

To whom nothing extraordinary ever happened.

To write in?

To yet another edition of interesting people.

To you.

To... I must not ask

Together we were beginning to get over this dark patch.

Tonight I shall be carrying on from where I got to last week

Tonight I want to examine

Tonight spectrum looks at the whole question of what is no?

Tonight we examine popular views of this great battle.

Tonight we start with the wonderful death

Tonight we're going to take

Tonight, instead of discussing

Tonight, spectrum looks at one of the major problems

Tonight, we continue to look at some famous deaths.

Tonight's spectrum examines the whole question

Too clear cut.

Too early to tell, too early to say.

Too late!

Too late.

Too much, man!

Took my coat off for a minute

Top brass were impressed.

Tota gallia divisa est in tres partes

Towards being a scotsman before this happened?

Towards censorship in the public library?

Towards kingston.

Towards the roundabout.

Tragic.

Trawling and squalling and zalling.

Tread on his corns.

Treble cream milk chocolate envelope

Tremendously exciting.

Tres bon.

Trevor atkinson.

Tristram and isolde phillips

Trouble is, sheep are very dim.

Trump

Trust me to arrive late.

Try me with some rice.

Trying to bash it to death with the butt of his rifle.

Trying to deceive us

Trying to get a shortcut through to dorking

Trying to get the rights of the pelote rules

Tungsten carbide drills?

Turn the population of england into scotsmen

Twice voted most interesting man in dorking.

Twice.

Two botanists called machin

Two choc ices, please.

Two civilian gentlemen to see you, sir!

Two foot long?

Two men skilled in climbing mountains.

Two noses?

Two of them.

Two people have just fallen

Two people...

Two sheds.

Two spectators have rushed onto the pitch

Two, one.

Two, urbanization of craft guilds

Two! one!

Two...

Two...

U p...

U thant, euphemism.

U...

Uber alles!

Ugh...

Uh oh, charlie gardener's fallen for that old trick.

Uh oh, here's the p.m., coming back for more.

Uh oh, that's one in the eye for willy.

Uh oh, there it is, all over his face.

Uh, call it none.

Uh, camels don't have numbers.

Uh, could you tell sergeant foster?

Uh, could you try it in a higher register?

Uh, don't bother to recap, my lord.

Uh, excuse me, this is irrelevant, isn't it?

Uh, excuse me.

Uh, finishing my history of the world, of course

Uh, Good afternoon.

Uh, how long you down here for, mr. hilter?

Uh, I beg your pardon, my lord.

Uh, I tell a lie, four.

Uh, I'm terribly sorry.

Uh, is he a gorilla?

Uh, ja, ja!

Uh, morning, norman.

Uh, mr. aldridge, would it be fair to say

Uh, mr. aldridge, you were...

Uh, mr. vercotti, what do you say to people

Uh, my next witness will explain that, if my lordship will allow.

Uh, no, actually, but...

Uh, no, I fling her.

Uh, no, no, no, no.

Uh, no, that's mr. seagrave.

Uh, no, we're from the bbc, mr. vercotti.

Uh, nurse?

Uh, photographing royalty on the loo

Uh, please don't panic.

Uh, please excuse my wife.

Uh, simon's coming through quite fast on the outside.

Uh, splunge?

Uh, tell you what, though, for free

Uh, than people think.

Uh, thinking.

Uh, we've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts

Uh, well on the way.

Uh, well, always been extremely interested in modern drama.

Uh, well, mr. anchovy

Uh, yes, that'll be all right.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... and now, um...

Uh... going off.

Uh... him.

Uh... it's nothing he can help, you understand.

Uh... no.

Uh... shabby, ken shabby.

Uh... sorry.

Uh... splunge.

Uh... the width is, uh... 60 feet wide.

Uh... there's oliver, there's oliver now.

Uh... two foot long.

Uh... uh, now, notlob... uh, bolton.

Uh... uh...

Uh... um, uh, we'd like to see the dog kennels, please.

Uh... what's the name of that country

Uh... you didn't ask me, you asked him.

Um, do take a seat.

Um, do you go to the theater a lot?

Um, er, david.

Um, for business reasons?

Um, how... how do you like it, sir?

Um, no, no, wrong number.

Um, yes, this is... this is tiddles.

Um...

Um...

Um... are you quite comfortable?

Um... australia.

Um... czechoslovakia?

Um... I like what he likes.

Um... mr. frampton...

Um... no large piles of money in safes?

Um... ted, when you first started in the...

Um... this is... is the interview

Um... what fillings?

Und bitte schon ist den wunderhaus sprechen sie.

Und bridgwater ist die letzte fuhlung

Und zwei mackeluber

Under the misapprehension that they're birds.

Under top security, the joke was hurried

Understand?

Unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative

Unless anyone has anything else to say.

Unless he had very long arms...

Unless it was artistically valid, of course.

Unless these interruptions cease all right?

Unless they give you finger bowls.

Unless you have a proper menu

Unlike some people I can mention

Until he meets the south circular at battersea here.

Until holes wore through my tongue.

Until I start foaming at the mouth

Until she... she started on the crochet.

Until the beaks stuck out through the stomach walls.

Until the savings certificate had been found.

Up at the top, yes.

Up the road!

Up to set a base camp

Up yours!?

Upon whom everything depends.

Upper right, two and four

Utely nothing going on.

Utrecht, utrillo

Van der berg.

Veni, vidi, vici.

Vera, don't you understand?

Vera, my little hedgehog

Vera, vera, darling!

Vera!

Vera! I distinctly heard

Very glad, indeed

Very good golfer, very good golfer.

Very good indeed.

Very good marks.

Very good, colonel.

Very good, very good indeed.

Very good.

Very good.

Very good.

Very good... just sit down there.

Very nice.

Very nice.

Very peckish actually.

Very, very, quite...

Via easy stages, say, via insurance or...

Via gomslake and peashall.

Vic spent three weeks looking at watch catalogs

Vic, go to east africa

Virtually annihilating by midfield moral argument

Vis a vis your rump.

Visiting pastoral emissary

Vive brian, wherever you are.

Vivian is there and waiting for a chance.

Vivian smith smythe smith has o level in chemo hygiene.

Vivian to insult the waiter, and he is heaping abuse on him

Vocational guidance counselor

Vocational guidance counselor

Vocational guidance counselor

Vocational guidance counselor.

Von hautkopft of ulm

Von hautkopft of ulm.

Von hautkopft of ulm.

Von knacker thrasher apple banger horowitz ticolensic

Von ribbentrop is born in gotterammerstrasse 46

Wait nigel's clubbed himself into fourth place.

Wait a minute, buckaroos.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait for it!

Wait for it.

Wait, wait, I haven't finished yet.

Wait!

Wait!

Wait!

Wake up, my little lemon.

Walk on?

Walk tall.

Walk upon england's mountains green...

Walk upon england's mountains green...

Walk upon england's mountains green...

Warner house beat badger house

Was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow.

Was become a barber.

Was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

Was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk. You assured me that its lack of movement

Was given birth to

Was gladdened last night by the sight of an english footballer

Was ist das wort fuer mittelschmerz?

Was ist ruckweise bewegen?

Was ist, was gibt's?

Was it about vogler?

Was my man of the match

Was put inside last year.

Was sucked through the net at match point

Was that all?

Was that it had been nailed there.

Was the battle of trafalgar fought

Wasn't she just great?

Wasn't that just great, ladies and gentlemen?

Wasn't that just great, ladies and germs?

Watkins, are you a pacifist?

Watkins, they are on our side.

Watkins, why did you join the army?

Watkins, you've only been in the army a day.

Watteau, dear?

We are careful, extremely careful.

We are not about to allow

We are proud to be bringing to you

We arrive outside the british jewelry center

We both still bally love you.

We can do about that, sir.

We can guarantee you

We can stay all day

We can't boss.

We can't keep you away, can we?

We did our extremely popular reenactment

We do dial m for murder.

We don't have any books.

We don't know are they paying you any rent?

We don't seem to be doing anything illegal.

We done them.

We dropped our pencils.

We fight pawnee at oxbow crossing.

We get a lot of french people around here.

We get seats ripped up, hearing aids broken

We give you ken buddha and his inflatable knees.

We go cycling together.

We go leatherhead rep.

We had to put most of the second form to sleep.

We had translators working in joke proof conditions

We have a duck, a cat and a lizard.

We have a lot of trouble with these oldies.

We have discovered extensive nickel deposits

We have for you one of the most unique acts in the world today.

We have some film now

We have some really exciting guests for you this evening

We have to take his food out to him.

We haven't done anything illegal.

We haven't done comparatives yet.

We haven't done them, have we?

We in the national bocialist party believe

We in the wood party feel very strongly

We in the wood party feel very strongly

We in the wood party feel very strongly about the present...

We in the wood party feel very strongly about...

We in the wood party...

We kick off tonight with the cinema.

We kill 50 pawnee.

We know you're in there

We like dressing up, yes.

We like to play with five.

We make a little hike for...

We make a little...

We may be able to help save a few lives.

We met mr. oliver cavendish who...

We must leave no stone unturned.

We ought to talk about your symphony.

We present a profile of johann gambolputty

We present the dull life of a city stockbroker.

We risked it They're going to widen it there.

We serve no animal flesh of any kind.

We shall...

We should help the minister, then.

We simply wish to ensure that nothing interferes

We spent weeks organizing this job!

We start with an interview with his only surviving relative

We started going on holiday to brighton together.

We supply only the very best models.

We take the south road out of nairobis

We thought we'd like to do something in a lighter vein.

We tried to tell you

We understand a man is now helping police

We use choicest, juicy chunks of fresh cornish ram's bladder

We use no artificial preservatives

We use only the finest baby frogs

We want a mattress.

We want to buy a bed, please.

We want to have a word with you about your box of chocolates

We want to learn how to defend ourselves

We want to look after you.

We went to investigate and found £5,000 stolen!

We were wondering if you could see your way clear

We were, of course, the first townswomen's guild to perform

We witnessed the resuscitation of a great footballing tradition

We would like you to be in a sketch.

We wouldn't do it!

We wouldn't want anything to happen to it.

We'd be able to buy that extension to the toilet.

We'd have sent a man round to investigate.

We'd like to bring you something for mom and dad

We'd like to see the dog kennels, please.

We'd sing... sing... sing!

We'll all go up together.

We'll be bringing you a unique event

We'll be bringing you the result of this discussion

We'll get him up somehow.

We'll get things moving right away.

We'll let you know.

We're doing our own thing, man.

We're fresh out of them.

We're getting reports in from the a.a. that picasso...

We're going to the zoo...

We're interrupting this

We're interrupting this sketch

We're leaving the epilogue for the moment.

We're not only proud of that

We're out to catch the real smugglers.

We're smug about it.

We're squatters, baby.

We're using some new tungsten carbide drills

We're your buddies, colonel.

We've done fresh fruit

We've done oranges, apples, g****fruits...

We've done that!

We've done the passion fruit.

We've done the passion fruit.

We've got a number requested by pip, pauline, nigel, tarquin

We've got something else I just know you're going to love.

We've since discovered that he was a fraud.

Wearing a gray suit, a white shirt and a floral tie.

Weather for tomorrow will be cloudy

Weimache luber hundsfut gumberaber shonendanker

Weimache luber hundsfut gumberaber shonendanker

Well done indeed, julius caesar

Well known as the worst tennis playing nation on earth;

Well now, what are your reactions to all this? robert.

Well on the way, yeah.

Well, a dromedary has one hump

Well, a little one...

Well, a little, yes.

Well, answer me this then.

Well, anyway, these mitts have earned yours truly

Well, as I say, we've always been good friends

Well, back to the office with you, then.

Well, bang goes his application then.

Well, block, nice to have you on the show again.

Well, boys, I want you to know

Well, brian...

Well, brian...

Well, chartered accountancy's rather exciting, isn't it?

Well, come on in the lounge.

Well, come on in.

Well, come on, come on, off with you.

Well, did you, uh

Well, do I get the job?

Well, do something.

Well, do you have any idea

Well, doggone it, where's that water?

Well, don't worry about that, but please do sit down.

Well, don't you even take

Well, everything breaks, don't it, colonel?

Well, for a start

Well, for a start, at the office where I work

Well, for a time I ran the upper science library.

Well, good evening, everyone

Well, having to go in there

Well, he said we should say

Well, he says that moss tends to fall off the cave wall

Well, he shouldn't be saying that.

Well, he tried wattles

Well, he was attacking me with a banana.

Well, he's quite far now, dave,

Well, hello there again, ladies and gentlemen.

Well, hello, it's the wacky queen again...

Well, hello, what's britain's wacky queen up to now?

Well, her sister's gone to rhodesia

Well, here at wimbledon

Well, his mother's been much better

Well, how about you?

Well, how are you, you great poof?

Well, how are you?

Well, how do you tell if it's a dromedary?

Well, how is that?

Well, how many 16 ton weights are there?

Well, how very interesting

Well, I can see you're all ready to go

Well, I can't come in and say psychiatrist larch

Well, I could be any type of doctor.

Well, I deal mainly

Well, I don't care.

Well, I don't care.

Well, I don't know.

Well, I don't know.

Well, I don't like the sound

Well, I don't use it myself.

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head.

Well, I hardly think this is good enough.

Well, I keep hearing

Well, I mean for instance

Well, I mean you are

Well, I mean you put a bag over your head

Well, I mean, like you've done it.

Well, I mean, your witness is dead.

Well, I mean...

Well, I mean... blimey

Well, I must get on or I'll spoil.

Well, I never.

Well, I now have the results here of the interviews

Well, I object to all this sex on the television.

Well, I simply

Well, I think customs men should be armed

Well, I think customs people are quite necessary

Well, I think he'd do a lot of good for the stock exchange.

Well, I think I can help you there, sam.

Well, I think I may be able to help you.

Well, I think television's killed real entertainment.

Well, I think that, uh... nobody who has gone abroad

Well, I think they should attack

Well, I think they should attack the lower classes

Well, I think they should attack things like that...

Well, I think we should, uh...

Well, I uh...

Well, I was about 17

Well, I was shocked.

Well, I wish to make a complaint.

Well, i, i...

Well, i...

Well, i... I don't know.

Well, i... I think it's an excellent idea.

Well, I'd better replace it, then.

Well, I'd just like to say, my lord, I've...

Well, I'll tell you something, my lad!

Well, I'm a fully qualified mountaineer.

Well, I'm a plumber.

Well, I'm afraid I shan't be coming

Well, I'm afraid I'm off duty now, sir.

Well, I'm afraid we don't have any.

Well, I'm camel spotting.

Well, I'm dim.

Well, I'm game, sir.

Well, I'm going to carry on

Well, I'm only half an inch long.

Well, I'm ready for you.

Well, I've got to stop you there, block, I'm afraid

Well, I've had a certain amount of experience

Well, I've just been starring

Well, I've seen one...

Well, I've seen them at the zoo.

Well, if he breathes into it, sir

Well, if you meant mattress, why didn't you say mattress?

Well, in that case

Well, isn't it, eh?

Well, it all started about five years ago.

Well, it can't have been. It must have been a vest...

Well, it certainly looks

Well, it don't say nothing about that here.

Well, it looks as if ron is ready now.

Well, it must have been somebody else.

Well, it would howl a bit.

Well, it... it's something to do, isn't it?

Well, it's as near as dammit.

Well, it's my only line.

Well, it's not moving.

Well, it's nothing.

Well, it's scarcely a replacement, then, is it?

Well, it's shorter, isn't it?

Well, just out of curiosity, I tried a bit and...

Well, ladies and gents

Well, let me put it another way.

Well, let me put it another way.

Well, let's return to your symphony.

Well, let's see what we've got next.

Well, look at that bank job last week.

Well, look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this.

Well, look, I'll call you arthur wilson one

Well, look, I'll phone the bishop

Well, look, will you please sit down

Well, matron's got a smattering.

Well, men, we've got

Well, mr. frampton, I understand, mr. frampton

Well, mr. johnson's son kevin, he don't go out anymore.

Well, mr. walters, what's it like being invisible?

Well, my main task

Well, my manager explained it to me.

Well, no, no, provided I get a good lift off

Well, no...

Well, now for the first time on television

Well, now we'd like to alter the mood a little.

Well, now we're getting somewhere.

Well, now, tell me, what do you do when you spot a camel?

Well, now, this week we're going to learn

Well, of course it was nailed there.

Well, perhaps realize is not the correct word.

Well, perhaps when the rope reaches you, minister

Well, picasso is reported to be unhurt

Well, picasso will be riding his viking super roadster

Well, picasso will be starting, david, at chichester here.

Well, quite, that's what I mean.

Well, reg, I think pablo should be all right

Well, round at my gran's.

Well, she sometimes goes, yes.

Well, she's certainly not sitting on the fence... she's painting it.

Well, sir...

Well, sir...

Well, so far, peter, up to the present moment

Well, some of us don't like

Well, something certainly is happening here

Well, speaking as a member of the stock exchange

Well, speaking as conservative candidate

Well, suppose Some of your tanks was to get broken

Well, supposing you haven't got a gun

Well, thank you very much indeed for being so helpful

Well, thank you, ron.

Well, that seems to be

Well, that was a bit of fun, wasn't it?

Well, that was all good fun

Well, that was fun, wasn't it?

Well, that was that.

Well, that... my aunt.

Well, that'll save a bit of time.

Well, that's a relief.

Well, that's amazing.

Well, that's better.

Well, that's extremely interesting.

Well, that's extremely interesting.

Well, that's it, you see; that's how it starts.

Well, that's one way to get the housework done.

Well, that's planning, isn't it?

Well, that's quite enough of that.

Well, that's something.

Well, that's the terrier.

Well, that's totally untrue, david.

Well, that's very kind of you, sir

Well, that's, er, very interesting

Well, the blancmange is coming out onto the pitch now

Well, the competitors will be off any moment

Well, the idea, funnily enough, came from an idea I had

Well, the superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.

Well, their bocialist meetings

Well, then.

Well, there goes a brave man.

Well, there he goes, ron obvious of neaps end

Well, there must have been some kind of misunderstanding

Well, there still seems to be no sign of picasso

Well, there we are, then, that was the restaurant sketch.

Well, there we're...

Well, there'll certainly be some car door slamming

Well, there's no sign of picasso at the moment, david

Well, there's not very much

Well, they come up to you, like, and push you, you know

Well, they do, don't they?

Well, they fell nearly 39 miles

Well, they get a lot of people at their rallies.

Well, they just want me to stand at a counter

Well, they said it would be

Well, they're about so high, you know.

Well, this gentleman, sir, has come in

Well, this is a truly remarkable occasion.

Well, this is just one of the all too many cases

Well, throw it away.

Well, to discuss the implications of that sketch

Well, uh, first of all

Well, uh, I think, david

Well, uh, I think, uh, cement is more interesting

Well, uh, it's not a question

Well, uh, mr. vercotti

Well, uh, some of them started...

Well, uh, speaking as a man in the street...

Well, uh, thanks, tree.

Well, uh, then you steal some cheese brie or camembert

Well, uh, yes, mr. anchovy

Well, uh...

Well, um...

Well, um...

Well, um... good evening.

Well, we have a brick here.

Well, we interviewers are more than a match

Well, we never break

Well, we often play like that.

Well, we psychiatrists have found

Well, we seem to have lost ex king zog there

Well, we were wondering, mr. frampton

Well, we'd better give ourselves up, then.

Well, we'll be leaving on january 22

Well, we're paying for the watch.

Well, we've got the arthur brown twins

Well, we've just come from the courtauld

Well, we've just heard

Well, we've just heard

Well, well, I agree with everything mr. gumby says.

Well, what about the cat?

Well, what do you mean? I want a cat.

Well, what do you think?

Well, what have we got next?

Well, what have you been doing, block?

Well, what have you got?

Well, what is it, dear?

Well, what sort of certain substances?

Well, what was it?

Well, what will we see if we look out of the yard?

Well, what's in it anyway?

Well, where is he, exactly?

Well, where is he?

Well, where's the pleasure in that?

Well, while you're thinking about that

Well, whilst we've got interesting people

Well, why are we paying for the watch?

Well, why did you think I did that then?

Well, why didn't you say so?

Well, why don't you ask me?

Well, why don't you move

Well, why don't you try birds' nests

Well, with a brilliant mind like yours, dim

Well, wouldn't say no, not if it's warm and wet.

Well, yes, she likes sport, yes.

Well, yes, well, of course, come the 2:00 matinee

Well, yes.

Well, yes... yes.

Well, you can see the scores now.

Well, you can't blame british rail for that.

Well, you certainly get good service here, don't you?

Well, you could stand and scream for help.

Well, you didn't have to say it.

Well, you didn't have to say it. But it's my only line!

Well, you don't need to, guv.

Well, you must be dying for a cup of tea.

Well, you must be tired.

Well, you said good morning.

Well, you see

Well, you see, scottishness starts

Well, you told him to.

Well, you told me it was ipswich.

Well, you two are.

Well, you're fired!

Well?

Well...

Well...

Well... not...

Well... well, robert

Wenn ist das nunstuck

Wenn ist das nunstuck geht und slotermeyer?

Wenn ist das nunstuck geht und slotermeyer?

Wenn ist das nunstuck geht und slotermeyer?

Wenn ist das nunstuck geht und slotermeyer?

Went round to investigate

Were a perfectly ordinary couple

Were you surprised

Wha... what's going on?

What a beautiful, beautiful name.

What a great twit!

What a larch tree looks like?

What a laugh he is, that scottish person!

What a lot of people don't realize is

What a man's got to do

What a rude ouija board!

What a terrible joke!

What a terrible joke.

What a terrible way to end a series.

What a very profitable line of work this man is in.

What about my rustic monologue?

What about our sales?

What about the 48 million kilts

What about?

What are all these?

What are the figures, what are the facts?

What are they doing in my stomach?

What are they going to do?

What are they in it for

What are you after?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing in there?

What are you getting away from?

What are you trying to say, larry?

What body?!

What can we do about it?

What can we do? what am I saying?

What can we ever do to repay you?

What do I do by do by do?

What do I mean by do and what do I do by mean?

What do I mean by the word mean?

What do I mean by the word word?

What do I mean by what do I mean?

What do people mean when they talk about things?

What do they mean to me?

What do they mean to the average man in the street?

What do they want you to do?

What do we do? what do we say?

What do we eat? what do we drink?

What do we mean by no, no, no?

What do we mean by no?

What do we mean by yes?

What do we think? what do we do?

What do you know about getting up at 5:00 in the morning

What do you know about it?

What do you like about it?

What do you like best about it?

What do you like?

What do you mean miss?

What do you mean, in a higher register?

What do you mean, no further questions?

What do you mean, shut up up there?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? you can't stop it; it's on film.

What do you mean?!

What do you mean?!

What do you think of mr. hilter's policies?

What do you think of that?

What do you think, barbara?

What do you think?

What do you think?

What do you think?

What do you want to have?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What does rhetorically mean?

What does splunge mean?

What does your wife think of this?

What else did it say?

What fires and stirs the woodcock in his springe

What flavor is it?

What for?

What frees the prisoner

What goddess doth the storm tossed mariner

What happened to nigel?

What happens then?

What have you got?

What I'm getting at, jimmy

What if nothing happens, sergeant?

What is all this about?

What is generally known as, in a manner of speaking... dead?

What is it that attracts someone like mr. a to this way of life?

What is it, darling?

What is it?

What is the big joke?

What is the length of the comfydown majorette?

What is the solution, if any, to this problem?

What is your chief task as ron's manager?

What job do you do?

What kind of confection is this?

What kind of talk is that?

What length of bbc rope

What makes a man want to be a mouse?

What makes certain men want to be mice?

What makes you think

What seems to be the trouble, sergeant?

What shall I do?

What sort of experience you've had with lions.

What sort of frog?

What sort of substances, officer?

What the bloody hell is tungsten carbide drills?

What the hell are you doing under that table?

What the hell are you doing?

What this case is about.

What was that knock?

What was that picture?

What was that, dear?

What was the question again?

What was wrong with that?

What we vets call environment.

What with her womb and all

What would you like to see on television?

What, a raw frog?

What, all of it?

What, all of them?

What, on the pineapple?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? get off!

What? in this dress?

What? mr. llewellyn?

What? oh.

What? well, if he's not dead

What? where?

What? where?

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

What's brown...

What's going on?

What's going on? who are they?

What's happened?

What's happening here?

What's happening, vera?

What's happening, vera?

What's he doing in a coffin?

What's he doing?

What's it like?

What's more, the papers are full of reports of blancmanges

What's my secret?

What's silly?

What's that got to do with my bloody music?

What's that supposed to be?

What's that, vera?

What's that?

What's that?

What's that?

What's that?

What's the matter with them?

What's the matter with you?

What's the meaning of this?

What's the other thing which reads the same backwards As forwards?

What's this one spring surprise?

What's what?

What's wrong with fruit?

What's your name?

What's your name?

What's... what's the matter?

Whatever happened to baby jane.

Whatever happened to her?

Whatever made you think that, colonel?

When after the glacier we'll find...

When buying its sweeties

When chief yellow snake was leader

When he gets out his black aerosol

When he heard a noise in the back room

When he lives in milan.

When he was

When he went off to do the sweet bird of youth.

When I first joined the industry in 1919.

When I first met johann gambolputty

When I was a kid

When I was showing you how to defend yourself

When jarrow united came of age, in a european sense

When mighty wind roar through yellow valley

When moon high over prairie, when wolf howl over mountain

When on the very next court

When pablo picasso is doing

When pawnee steal our rehearsal copies of reluctant debutante...

When the proud beast leaps from his tiny office

When the sketch starts, you go off.

When there's no one around.

When they come in to complain

When this series returns

When this...

When this... happened!

When trouble strikes, at any time, at any place

When we heard a noise in the bedroom!

When you in the present can make

When you know perfectly well it's afternoon?

When you pop it in your mouth, steel bolts spring out

When you turned round

When you're being stalked

When you're walking home tonight

When your assailant lunges at you

Whenever he wants to?

Whenever I see hair.

Where are the fillings?

Where are they?!

Where do we come? where do we go?

Where do you live, sir?

Where is all this leading us?

Where is he, georgie?

Where is it?

Where is mrs. vera jackson, please?

Where it says next of kin

Where mr. podgorny could have saved his wife's life.

Where people sit in silence

Where peter pan first manifests himself.

Where the men dressed as ladies...

Where these disgusting little perverts meet.

Where they don't make watches at all?

Where they make the watches.

Where we understand something exciting's just happened.

Where you can hire bombers by the hour.

Where you, vic, disguised as a customer, will meet me

Where, where?

Where, where?

Where, where?

Where, where?!

Where?

Where's all the others, then?

Where's mahoney hidden the fillings?

Where's my gin?

Where's the bathroom?

Where's your cave?

Whereas you just as assuredly will not.

Whether he comes out alive or not

Whether you've ever really considered

Which are of a most...

Which are written on the grand scale

Which country have you been visiting, sir?

Which has throughout history

Which job in life

Which nobody must leave.

Which permit the establishment to survive

Which ron and i are really keen on.

Which will give us a tremendous

While I went in to do some shopping

While you and sandra and alec and david

Whilst being struck on the head with a large ax.

Whilst riding a bicycle.

Whilstmary, roger's half sister

Whipped into a fondue and garnished with lark's vomit.

White snow.

Who accuse you of exploiting ron

Who are them?

Who are they sold to?

Who can that be?

Who can't tell the difference

Who claims to be able to recite the entire bible in one second

Who give vent to their loquacity

Who has an office very much like this one

Who has...

Who is not only armed

Who is supposed to insult the waiter

Who is totally invisible.

Who isn't, eh?

Who knows? do you think...

Who lodges with mr. seagrave.

Who made common cause with foreign foes

Who sent you?

Who the hell is that?

Who the hell's that?

Who to?

Who wants to become a lion tamer

Who was that?

Who was, after all, there to see

Who, after only a brief and misleading appearance

Who?

Who?

Who?

Who's been doing cabaret in the new forest.

Who's that?

Who's the bird?

Who's this?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! charles atlas!

Whoa! hey?

Whoa!!

Whole and segments.

Whole tribe get in on 3/6d each.

Whoo hoo!

Whose boots you are not worthy to kiss!

Whose name is never included with the greats.

Why am I here and what will I say next?

Why am I sitting in this chair?

Why can't we hear more about the human body?

Why couldn't it end with something like this?

Why didn't jocasta play the blancmange at singles

Why do we never hear about the good things in britain

Why do you ask that?

Why do you say that?

Why do you think I rang the bell?

Why doesn't it say on his form

Why don't you do something about teeth?

Why frank?

Why not just say mattress?

Why not?

Why not?

Why not?

Why not?

Why not?

Why not?

Why not?

Why not?

Why not?

Why should I have to pay 64 guineas each year

Why should we allow them back, huh...

Why this deception?

Why would anyone turn into a scotsman?

Why you want to become a librarian?

Why, bicycle repairman

Why, he's mending it with his own hands!

Why, it's acting, isn't it?

Why, yes.

Why?

Why?

Why? I'm afraid so.

Why? what would we see?

Wigan, hunslett and hull kingston rovers.

Wild animals as librarians.

Wilkins, I am the chairman

Wilkins, this shilling, is it net or gross?

Wilkins!

Wilkins.

Wilkins.

Will anyone who sees this man

Will be a host of star guests as his star guests.

Will be dealt with most severely.

Will get done over...

Will please move it; it's causing an obstruction.

Will ron be trying the cross channel jump again soon?

Will shortly, my lord

Will they stop at nothing?

Will we be likely to need?

Will you do it?

Will you hold this?

Will you show these 20 good people

Will you sit down!

Winning match after match.

Wiping itself out with such pluck and tenacity.

Wir sind des reiches junge mannschaft!

With a 25 minute wait at frampton cottrell

With a banana, and you haven't got a gun?

With a bunch of loganberries

With a chuf chuf chuf and a chuf chuf chuf...

With a fair training in the black arts

With a friend of mine from camber sands

With a friend of mine from camber sands!

With a mask on and ask for £15

With a melon?

With a passion fruit thus...

With a rub a dub dub and a rub a dub dub

With a rub a dub dub and a scrub a dub dub

With a rub a dub dub and a scrub a dub dub

With a rub a dub dub and a scrub a dub dub

With aggressive kantian positivism

With an almost proustian display

With an old one like that.

With any of this thomas nonsense.

With arthur tree.

With blunt instruments, while crooning.

With five people?

With her you know what.

With hilarious consequences.

With his nose.

With his old brain injury.

With his wife

With lady sarah pencil farthing vivian steamroller

With little things like that and works up.

With living halfway up a cliff

With me now is inspector harry h. snapper organs

With me now is mr. ken dove

With me now is professor tiddles of leeds university.

With me now... with me now

With mortgage protection policies

With my best girlie by my side.

With nothing but sea underneath you

With occasional outbreaks of rain.

With our names on it.

With sandra and jocasta, alec and david...

With satire.

With short, stumpy legs and great, long noses.

With some superb volleys

With spoons and forks.

With that particular observation of yours then.

With the defendant, harold larch?

With the drop handlebars and the dual thread wheel rims.

With the fresh brains, bowels

With the going firm underfoot and very little sign of rain.

With the mode with which you dissected the italian defense

With the mustache, remember?

With the soviet union

With the use of the occult?

With the world's most perfectly developed body.

With the, uh, green loincloth?

With their fantastic arrangement of men of harlech

With their inquiries.

With them in it.

With these french people?

With us here in the studio this evening.

With what sport is wimbledon commonly associated?

With what sport is wimbledon commonly associated?

With yes, it's the sewage farm attendants.

With your complete en joyment of the meal.

With your damsons and your prunes

With your head in a bucket of piranha fish.

With your marriage, mr. pewtey?

With your very existence.

Within the realm of civilized society.

Without a gun.

Without a proper punch line.

Without any tendency towards being a scotsman whatsoever?

Without doing war crimes.

Without doubt the greatest abstract painter ever

Without falling over.

Without pudding.

Won't be a moment.

Working deep behind enemy lines

Would destroy themselves so sportingly.

Would somebody please stop it?!

Would you be prepared to say that you are, as it were

Would you care to choose one?

Would you like a body that can't fail to attract women?

Would you like to do some pushing around instead?

Would you like to have a 16 ton weight

Would you mind just standing up again

Would you mind running along for ten minutes?

Would you say that harold larch was a man of good character?

Would you stock last exit to brooklyn or groupie?

Would you... would you mind terribly

Wretchedly and pathetically inadequate.

Write your name and address on your telephone number

Y...

Yea, the very stuff and pith of all we hold most dear.

Yeah, all right, all right.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, and mangoes in syrup.

Yeah, and what does she do?

Yeah, but he hasn't signed

Yeah, good game, I thought.

Yeah, I agree.

Yeah, I personally think this is going to make ron

Yeah, I'd stuff sparrows down their throats

Yeah, mm hmm...

Yeah, now she can't do without it.

Yeah, remarkable bird, the norwegian blue

Yeah, splunge for me, too.

Yeah, sure, sure, sure.

Yeah, this... this used to be a nice neighborhood

Yeah, we did it for caesar's christmas show.

Yeah, well, keep digging, lad, keep digging.

Yeah, what do you think?

Yeah, yeah, I promise I like it.

Yeah, yeah, you try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes anyway, as I said

Yes good morning.

Yes no! no!

Yes now, drop the roscoe.

Yes yes, it is.

Yes, a hat, a lion taming hat.

Yes, a little one.

Yes, a little.

Yes, algy is here as well.

Yes, all of it.

Yes, and he never showed any inclination

Yes, and I have a few questions I'd like to ask

Yes, and there's me with half a wall wattled.

Yes, and what else did these fellows do?

Yes, athena, I've been tearing up in the garden.

Yes, beryl?

Yes, boss.

Yes, but, look, to be frank

Yes, charles.

Yes, dmitri.

Yes, fine, thank you.

Yes, flowers could do with a drop of rain there.

Yes, for an evening you'll never forget

Yes, gangs of old ladies

Yes, great.

Yes, han.

Yes, he can move on now.

Yes, he is.

Yes, he is.

Yes, he went for a tinkle.

Yes, I can't believe it.

Yes, I certainly am.

Yes, I certainly do.

Yes, I don't know him myself.

Yes, I like them.

Yes, I think so.

Yes, I use no artificial means whatsoever.

Yes, I used birds' nests, moss

Yes, I will, I will, yes.

Yes, I'd do it, if it was valid.

Yes, I'd very much like to, sir.

Yes, I'll wait outside, shall i?

Yes, I'm interested in shouting, all right.

Yes, I'm interested in shouting, all right. Ken, I believe you're interested in shouting.

Yes, I've got a hat.

Yes, if I may...

Yes, in only three years.

Yes, in parkhurst.

Yes, indeed, there was a certain lack of originality.

Yes, it all falls into place.

Yes, it helps to speed the game up

Yes, it is a nice sport, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

Yes, it was mr. and mrs. samuel brainsample

Yes, it's all done With the eyes.

Yes, it's historical impersonations

Yes, make yourself scarce, two sheds.

Yes, mothers, new improved whizzo butter

Yes, mr. keith maniac from guatemala.

Yes, mr. phipps.

Yes, my brother was leading that.

Yes, my lord.

Yes, my lord... well, uh, virtually, my lord.

Yes, nudge, nudge, snap, snap

Yes, of course he's pleased to see you, ken.

Yes, of course.

Yes, pets department, second floor.

Yes, pity, really.

Yes, policemen make wonderful friends.

Yes, redfoot tribe live by acting and hunting.

Yes, right and right again.

Yes, second floor.

Yes, she did, now you come to mention it.

Yes, she's very good.

Yes, silly little point

Yes, sir edward.

Yes, sir, coming right up

Yes, sir, coming right up, the theater sketch, so don't move.

Yes, sir, I'll do me best, sir!

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, so this means that some person or persons unknown

Yes, take my word for it, marge

Yes, thank you very much.

Yes, thank you.

Yes, that is correct, I can.

Yes, that's better.

Yes, that's gervaise going through there.

Yes, that's nigel.

Yes, that's right, we did.

Yes, that's right.

Yes, that's right.

Yes, that's right.

Yes, the blancmange is leaving the court.

Yes, the mouse problem.

Yes, the one in the middle!

Yes, the wonderful death of the famous english admiral nelson.

Yes, these hands

Yes, they are, I've got a beauty.

Yes, they really can be, can't they?

Yes, they're brown, furry things

Yes, they've had a couple of hits

Yes, this is after tax.

Yes, thousands of people have led

Yes, tonight probearound takes a look at crime.

Yes, tonight probearound takes a look at crime.

Yes, voltaire.

Yes, we are leading

Yes, we in the special crimes squad have been using wands

Yes, we want to see the dog kennels.

Yes, we're all colleagues

Yes, we've got A moving brick, keith.

Yes, well, he's put me onto wattles.

Yes, well, I feel rather peckish.

Yes, well, I mean, to a certain extent, yes.

Yes, well, I think it begins in a minute.

Yes, well, thank you, robert.

Yes, well, that seems to be very sensible, mr. phipps.

Yes, well, that's perhaps the best thing, yes.

Yes, well, this is not at all uncommon.

Yes, well, we usually reckon on 51/2 hours

Yes, well...

Yes, well... it was spain, then.

Yes, wherever bicycles are broken

Yes, with a razor.

Yes, yes, but have you any plans

Yes, yes, I have.

Yes, yes, of course, I thought so.

Yes, yes, of course, it's a bit of a jump, isn't it?

Yes, yes, she's marvelous.

Yes, yes, splendid, splendid.

Yes, yes, what sort of experience?

Yes, yes, yes

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, you did.

Yes, you did.

Yes, you first.

Yes, you know, it's a man's life in england's mountains green.

Yes, you know, we find

Yes, you realize, of course

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! no!

Yes! redfoot make war.

Yes?

Yes?

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. but...

Yes. how?

Yes. swears by them.

Yes...

Yes...

Yes... so these blancmanges... blancmange shaped creatures

Yes... well, mr. hun...

Yes... yes, I will, sir.

Yo...

You a spy or something?

You and your coal mining friends.

You are a naughty, naughty, vicious little boy!

You are a stockbroker

You are cardinal armand du plessis de richelieu

You are hereby ordered

You are sandy camp, the actor?

You are standing at a counter.

You are too clever for us naughty people.

You are?!

You asked us to advise you

You assured me that its lack of movement

You bastards!

You can be our next librarian.

You can defy time and space

You can sample all the spicy pleasures of the mediterranean.

You can tell me.

You can't do that!

You can't get more interesting than that, or can you?

You can't just dump a dead body in my court

You come home every evening

You could be something other than a policeman.

You could come round, sir.

You could have kept quiet for a change.

You could kind of swing over

You could recognize a larch tree?

You couldn't smuggle a piece of grease proofed paper

You did call me eddie baby.

You did jackand the beanstalk.

You didn't see anything, did you?

You dirty, double crossing rat.

You divorced her and married me.

You do a lot of acting, do you?

You do have us on.

You don't fight anymore?

You don't mind if I call you ted?

You don't think it might be better

You don't think you should make it clear

You don't want anybody to leave the room.

You feel so cut off.

You find it's easy to make yourself invisible.

You fool!

You fool!!

You get shown to your own private hole

You get the general idea.

You got a nice pair there, haven't you, love?

You got very good marks.

You had to go poncing off to barnsley.

You have you shot mr. harrison with it.

You have a 50% bonus

You have been given a dirty, filthy...

You have now rendered him helpless.

You have the wrong map here

You have to go and fight.

You haven't started cutting it.

You jane.

You join us just as the competitors are running out

You just got that out of your pocket.

You ken full well that scotsfolk

You know too much

You know what he's like

You know what I mean?!

You know which fillings, stapleton.

You know, I really en joy interviewing applicants

You know, it takes me two hours every morning

You know, once in a while, it is my pleasure and my privilege

You know, that's the trouble

You know, they can do you really wonders.

You know, you might get a really bad spell

You lads come and pick me back up here at 10:56

You like it?

You might as well be a vicar or something.

You might go and see one of the blue cheese films.

You miserable little man.

You missed him.

You mr. burtenshaw.

You mr. burtenshaw.

You mr. burtenshaw.

You must be mine, utterly.

You must understand

You must understand that we have to catch

You name it, I've smuggled it.

You naughty person!

You need to take

You never told me about this.

You ought to be careful, colonel.

You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks.

You received an order for 48 million kilts

You see the match last night, sir?

You see, a lion is a huge, savage beast

You see, I don't believe

You see, I knew there was something going on.

You see, if you're five miles out

You see, our experts describe you

You see, people don't just turn into a scotsman

You see, the minister is quite clearly lodged

You see, this wasn't a hunalyzer.

You see...

You shot him dead.

You shot him.

You shot him.

You shot him.

You shot mr. harrison.

You should delete the words crunchy frog

You shut up.

You silly old leg before wicket english person.

You stay here.

You suspected your wife?

You take over here, sergeant.

You think it's lousy?

You think you know it all, eh?

You think you're so clever.

You try that around here, young man

You two, come at me with raspberries, then

You vicious, heartless bastards!

You want the ilfracombe

You were best suited for.

You were extremely interested in trainspotting.

You were going to shoot me.

You were wrong. professor?

You were.

You will all die the slow way under the drill.

You won't kill us?

You would say, sono italiano di napoli.

You would tend to frighten people.

You wouldn't do fruit this week.

You wouldn't have had much fun

You wouldn't rather forget all about it?

You wouldn't rather have it just combed, would you, sir?

You, doctor?

You, reg, take it and park it

You, shut up up there!

You!

You!

You... you.

You'd better believe it.

You'd better speak to the detective inspector.

You'd just shown your wife

You'd need a very big tank.

You'll be leading the first assault.

You'll go straight to norman's garage in east street.

You'll just have to do it yourself.

You'll never leave this book shop alive.

You'll never take me alive, copper.

You'll shoot me.

You're a dentist, aren't you?

You're a man!

You're an out of work writer?

You're doing all right here Aren't you, colonel?

You're going to die.

You're intending to jump across the english channel.

You're italian?

You're not furnished, you fascist.

You're on television, aren't you?

You're on. Fine.

You're proud, majestic and fierce enough.

You're referring to these, um... books.

You're wasting our time, move along, please.

You've got a nice Army base here, colonel.

You've got five seconds to tell me...

You've got to complain till you're blue in the mouth.

You've got to make sure it's not a dromedary

You've in jured mr. stools!

You've just one this lovely cupie doll.

You've spotted no camels.

You've treated me

You've, uh...

Young hippies roaming the streets

Your bloody fancy talk since you left london.

Your cat is suffering

Your exciting science fiction story

Your head's addled with novels and poems.

Your honor, your grace...

Your lack of professional experience

Your master of ceremonies for this evening

Your name, please!

Your rump.

Your story would be less plausible.

Your symphony.

Your tit!

Your wife interested in...

Your wife not nurse.

Your wife would have wanted it.

Your wife, is she, uh...

Your wife... does she, uh...

Your... posterior.

Yours etc., brigadier zoe la rue (deceased).

Yours etc., ken voyeur.

Yours etc., william knickers.

Yours faithfully

Yours faithfully, lord hill.

Yours sincerely, e.d. debenham, mrs.

Yours sincerely, mrs. sybil agro.

Yours truly, flight lieutenant ken frankenstein (mrs.).

Yours truly, r.m. nixon.

Yours, etc.

Yours, etcetera, brigadier arthur gormanstrop, mrs.

Yours, ivor bigbottie, age two.

Yours, sincerely, captain r.h. pretty.

Zalling? is there a word zalling?

Zero!

Zero.

Zoom in on me.

Zurich's in switzerland, sir.

7.30 covent garden saturday near sunday

8 masonic apron street, cowdenbeath.

9.1, 9.3, 9.7.

12 and six in a plain wrapper.

15 love.

16 rayners lane, london, w.c. fields.

20 balls of wool a day, sometimes.

22a wimpole street.

23 white mice

29... 30!

48 million kilts into the van?

77 billion miles across

121 halliwell road, dulwich, se21.

121 halliwell road, dulwich, se21.

500, eh?

1348... the black death, typhus, cholera

...all day

...and several butcher's aprons.

...defacement of public property

...for hour after hour after hour...

...nunstuck geht und slotermeyer?

'cause otherwise, those stone caves can be so grim.

'cause things break, don't they?

'i am italian from napoli'?

'strewth!

(deceased, etc.)

[ band ]

[ bang ]

[ bang boom ]

[ knocking at door ]

[ rings ]

[ screams ]

[clap]

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£5,000? that's serious.

£800, yes, sir.

£900 million!