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Head of State (2003)

Head of State (2003)

Head of State is a hilarious political comedy film released in 2003. Directed by Chris Rock, who also stars as the lead character. The cast includes Bernie Mac, Tamala Jones, Dylan Baker, and Robin Givens. This satirical masterpiece tells the story of Mays Gilliam (Chris Rock), a local Washington D.C. alderman, who is unexpectedly selected as a replacement presidential candidate. With the help of his eccentric brother, played by Bernie Mac, Mays embarks on an unexpected, yet uproariously funny campaign trail, where he challenges the political establishment and shakes up the status quo.

The movie is filled with witty dialogues, sharp political commentary, and memorable performances from the cast. It ingeniously uses humor to hold up a mirror to society and shed light on the absurdities of American politics.

Head of State is a must-watch for anyone who enjoys clever comedy and wants a good laugh. You can easily play and download the sounds of this gem from our website.

A bail bondsman from Chicago, as his running mate.
A black man will become President of the United States of America.
A debate isn't an argument.
A man with a dream
A man with a dream To do the world some good
A motorcycle, or a rickshaw.
A senator? I'm just an alderman.
A simple man
About what the people need.
After a slow start, Mays Gilliam has made some dramatic changes...
After some inventive chiding on the part of Alderman Mays Gilliam...
After this is over, we get to work.
After what you said, you need a foot put up in your ass.
Ain't nothing better than that! Ain't nothing ever been better than that!
Alderman Gilliam can be captivating and entertaining.
Alderman Gilliam, quick! Miss Pearl is back!
Alderman Gilliam, same question, please.
Alderman Gilliam's office.
Alderman Gilliam's office. What are you upset about?
Alderman Mays Gilliam.
All I'm seeing are people, normal people like every other American.
All right, I guess.
All right, turn it off. Wait till this woman gets her cat.
Am I what?
America is taking advantage of you!
America is the greatest country on the face of the earth...
America is the richest, most powerful nation on earth.
America, Mays.
An everyday man
An off the record comment by Mays Gilliam.
And act like a grown man for a change, Mays!
And brand new metal detectors, let me hear you say, "That ain't right!"
And cousin of Vice President Lewis, after Stone's endorsement of Mays Gilliam.
And everybody loves a big titty woman!
And Ghostface Killah.
And give them all a good old fashioned American hug.
And he knocked me out!
And here's the bill for your car note.
And his running mate, General Olson James...
And I promise you this:
And I see you, but I don't know you.
And I think you're okay.
And I want to say:
And I'll be damned if I'm going to let my election be ruined by this asshole!
And I'm running for President of the United States of America.
And I'm sorry, Mays.
And if I got your vote for President
And if the kids cut it back on, knock them out.
And if these ads are so bad, why hasn't Gilliam said anything?
And knock me the hell out!
And look at you. Grow up, you got to dress better.
And Mr. Earl will bring you at 8:00 sharp.
And now is not the time...
And now we got these corporations stealing all the money.
And that's what we want, a man of the people.
And the white people will vote for us...
And there's no such thing as black on black crime.
And thinking you're staying on my bus.
And this is what America is all about.
And to me, America is like a fine performance car.
And to this day, I don't smoke. Not because I'm scared of cancer.
And we need to reach out to them...
And you said "shit." Presidential candidates do not say "shit."
Are these your bags?
Are you getting gas? You're holding my line up.
Are you going to just let him talk about me like that?
Are you going uptown?
Are you insane? You can't just go out in front of 5,000 people and talk!
Are you on the pipe?
Are you sure? I could send a car to pick you up.
Are you with me or are you with him?
Arnot picked you so you could lose.
Around here when people have a problem, they don't call the mayor, they call me.
As we've seen tonight...
Back up.
Be a real politician!
Because everybody watches videos, MTV, BET.
Because we've shown we support them.
Because when it comes to judging talent and potential...
Better schools...
Between Washington, D.C., officials and transit authority operators...
Big business and small business, show business and ho business.
Biggest man in town He's the head of state
Bottom line:
Bring him back. He got to vote.
But I'm not in it.
But I'm trying to go through that Neptune feel
But if I don't see you tonight, I will see you soon.
But if we hurry, we'll be able to get a table at Jezebel's.
But isn't it obvious that God has blessed America?
But it is yours.
But it's obvious he's not a party line candidate.
But lately I've been thinking about the Botanical Gardens.
But Lewis will smack it back down!
But sometimes, you don't know if people like you for you.
But talks broke down when the newly appointed alderman, Reginald Shannon...
But that ain't her fault! That's the school's fault.
But the high prices of medicine will give you a heart attack.
But there's nothing wrong with being an amateur.
But this is very important.
But we need a running mate.
But what made Elmer really mad is when Bugs Bunny kissed him.
But you guys are the people.
But you have to know these things.
But you know and I know that you will endorse Lewis.
But you know me.
But you wouldn't know nothing about that. Why?
Butter, bacon, that make the country great.
By naming you as his running mate. Why?
Call Reverend Barton for that one. No...
Can I ask you a question?
Can we just move on? This is ridiculous.
Can't do it. Once they laid the explosives, there's nothing I can do.
Can't trust no damn body!
Cancer lover!
Cheaper than asthma and AIDS medicine, I'm an amateur.
Cheer up, we'll be in Chicago in a few days. You got a brother there.
Chicago, please welcome your next president:
Come here, brother.
Come on now. This ain't about me.
Come on, baby! Sugar baby.
Come on, brother, I know you know how to do this dance.
Come on, did you hear them?
Come on, hoes!
Come on, man. It's orange beer with a nipple top. Now, who's that for?
Come on, talk to Mama.
Come on!
Come on. Wait a minute!
Congressmen, senators, they work with other politicians.
Construction workers, nurses.
Could I ask you something?
Could you at least turn it off? Let the lady get her cat.
Crime is crime.
Crip walk!
Damn it!
Damn it! Why didn't somebody around here think of this?
Damn you, Mays Gilliam!
Darling, are you done yet? No? If not, it's okay. I can wait.
Debra, hold on.
Deep in the heart of Texas
Democracy doesn't work for you when you're not winning?
Did Gilliam kill JonBenet Ramsay? Police want to know.
Did you call Hammer?
Did you hear about that guy running for President?
Did you hear....
Didn't you see me talking?
Dionne is in the house. I know she is.
Dionne, baby? I got something for you!
Do you believe we need stricter gun control laws?
Do you have any idea why they chose you?
Do you have drugs on you? Get them off, I'm not going to jail for you.
Do you know Nato Jacobs?
Do you plan to support paternal leave incentives?
Do you really think these people give a damn about you?
Do you think they would have chosen an ignorant ass ****** like you?
Don't be ashamed! It ain't your fault.
Don't call me with that bullshit! You see I'm on TV.
Don't get ahead of yourself.
Don't intrude in my life anymore. I don't want to have anything to do with you...
Don't steal my car now.
Don't take unscreened packages. Security reasons.
Don't worry about the polls. They're just a sampling. Polls change.
Don't worry. Go out there, put the machine behind him.
Don't worry. I've been talking to the people downtown...
Don't you get it, Debra? I intend to run for President in 2008.
Down in the polls, Gilliam still has no running mate.
Dress for the job you want, not for the job you got.
Even I knew that.
Even Puff Daddy wears a suit to court.
Everywhere I turn, they're trying to put a foot in my ass.
Everywhere you go they say, "What's up, nubby?"
Excuse me, hoes!
Excuse me, please.
Excuse me, the Teamsters are here.
Excuse us, please.
For his involvement with this man...
For President...
For the first time in history, a black man, Mays Gilliam...
For the last time, I'm not running for President.
For young and for old
Friend and associate and accused drug lord, Warren Pryor.
Gay people want what every American wants. A good house, a good job!
Geller and I will advance the party...
Geller and them up there pumping your head up.
Geller, see if you can track down this Mays Gilliam.
Gentlemen, Mr. Mays Gilliam.
Get a union man on this.
Get me an SUV, a minivan, a bus, a scooter...
Get me on the news so I can apologize. That's what the people want to hear.
Get out of here!
Get out of here! Gaines is dead?
Get ready for...
Get rid of this zero and talk to the hero.
Get your ass in there!
Get your ass out!
Get your hand off my ass, boy!
Get your hand out of my pocket!
Gilliam has over 90 percent minority turnout.
Gilliam is done and Big Dave says, "Waa waa!"
Gilliam is over 30 points.
Gilliam is under investigation by the FBI...
Give me a break!
Give me one good reason I should debate that jerk.
Give me one good reason why I should go along with this.
Go ahead, baby brother. I got this.
Go check our accounts.
Go to work. Handle your business. If you need me, call me.
Go, Mays!
God bless America, and no place else.
God bless America, and no place else.
God bless America, and no place else.
God bless America!
Good morning.
Good offers.
Good work.