A chip shot away. Fuck, yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
A year ago, he basically ruined it by getting... from Magic Mike (2012)
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Adam was... from Magic Mike (2012)
Adam, it's for you. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Adam? from Magic Mike (2012)
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ALL: Yes. RICHIE: Amen. from Magic Mike (2012)
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DALLAS [SINGING]: Ladies of Tampa from Magic Mike (2012)
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Did you see your sister tonight? from Magic Mike (2012)
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He put that kiss on her and pouring money out of their hands. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Huh? from Magic Mike (2012)
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I'm just trying to wrap my mind around Adam and this whole mess. from Magic Mike (2012)
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I'm looking for Adam. He's not picking up his phone. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm not Am I Magic, uh ? from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm not a cop, man. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm not exactly sure what that is just yet... from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm not just from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm not my goddamn job. That's not who from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm not paying you. Not for these little visits, at least. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm not putting that out there. Negative energy. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm not sure. I think he's with Nora. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm not trying to tell him what to do. I just don't like it. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm ready, man. I'm ready, huh. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm sorry that I fucked it up. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm sorry, that used to be 10. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm sorry, what the fuck do you study again? from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm sorry, who said anything about that? from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm sorry. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm sorry. Are we fucking your reputation up? from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm sorry. What? from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm sorry. What's her name? from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm working on something, but it's not ready yet. It's not ready. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm your sister. I love you. I don't judge you. from Magic Mike (2012)
I've been telling y'all this is going to be a special night for a long time. from Magic Mike (2012)
I've been trying to, this whole time from Magic Mike (2012)
If everything goes well and we get these girls jacked up... from Magic Mike (2012)
If you believe it, good luck to you. from Magic Mike (2012)
If you could wake up and do the one thing that would make you the happiest.... from Magic Mike (2012)
If you like to get a wee bit crazy, why don't you come down and see the show? from Magic Mike (2012)
If you want to talk, my door is always open, Mike. from Magic Mike (2012)
In case that doesn't work out, why don't you come to dinner with me... from Magic Mike (2012)
In oh many ways you all became my wife from Magic Mike (2012)
Inside. from Magic Mike (2012)
Is it dead? from Magic Mike (2012)
Is this our first fight? from Magic Mike (2012)
It actually was. You know, I go a few times a week, if you want to come with us. from Magic Mike (2012)
It is not what it looks like. from Magic Mike (2012)
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It should be noted in there. He said he was going to put it in. from Magic Mike (2012)
It was a good move, heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
It was good to see you. from Magic Mike (2012)
It was nothing. It was fucked up. Sorry. from Magic Mike (2012)
It worked though, didn't it? from Magic Mike (2012)
It'll be like brand new. from Magic Mike (2012)
It's 100 pills. That's 1000 bucks. I think he's good for that, don't you? from Magic Mike (2012)
It's a little mixture. In, uh, Miami, we call it Hey Juice. from Magic Mike (2012)
It's a relief program, so from Magic Mike (2012)
It's competitive pricing. Low overhead. from Magic Mike (2012)
It's crazy. from Magic Mike (2012)
It's entrepreneur actually. It's, uh, French. from Magic Mike (2012)
It's fine. Thank you, though. It was a really sweet gesture. I appreciate it. from Magic Mike (2012)
It's for work. from Magic Mike (2012)
It's for work. Okay? from Magic Mike (2012)
It's getting lame. I want to get out of here. from Magic Mike (2012)
It's gonna rain. Rain gonna come down and cleanse our soul and wash away the ash. from Magic Mike (2012)
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It's not gonna happen. from Magic Mike (2012)
It's not working anymore. from Magic Mike (2012)
It's okay with me, man. She loves it. from Magic Mike (2012)
It's the last thing I need for my reputation... from Magic Mike (2012)
It's time for me to go stare in the mirror anyway. from Magic Mike (2012)
It's women, money and a good time. from Magic Mike (2012)
It's.... from Magic Mike (2012)
Jesus Christ, you better have some epic plans... from Magic Mike (2012)
JOANNA: No. No. from Magic Mike (2012)
JOANNA: Okay. from Magic Mike (2012)
JOANNA: That's a cool table. Where'd you get it? from Magic Mike (2012)
Just do it. from Magic Mike (2012)
Just find your own way back. I got the keys, right? from Magic Mike (2012)
Just give it a little Just a little spray on that calf there. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Just try not to forget about the normal people. from Magic Mike (2012)
Keep that up, you could be making a lot more than door money. from Magic Mike (2012)
Ken, S&M routine. You up on that? Can you do that? from Magic Mike (2012)
Ken, the housewives are gonna love you down there. from Magic Mike (2012)
KEN: Angels or demons? from Magic Mike (2012)
KEN: Beautiful. NORA: Mmm.... from Magic Mike (2012)
KEN: Good job, man. from Magic Mike (2012)
KEN: I love you, man. You're such a fucking special soul. from Magic Mike (2012)
KEN: I said my wife's tits are awesome. from Magic Mike (2012)
KEN: If you chew it, it'll hit you quicker. WOMAN: Heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
KEN: It's okay. Go ahead, man. from Magic Mike (2012)
KEN: My wife's tits are awesome, right? from Magic Mike (2012)
KEN: We are blessed. They're gonna love you. from Magic Mike (2012)
KEN: You got them going out there, Mike. from Magic Mike (2012)
KEN: You're gonna fucking love this one. ADAM: Yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
KEN'S WIFE: I love you too. from Magic Mike (2012)
Kid, you ready for the big time, huh? You ready for the big time? from Magic Mike (2012)
Kid. from Magic Mike (2012)
Kim, can you move back for me, please? from Magic Mike (2012)
Ladies of Tampa from Magic Mike (2012)
Ladies, meet the Kid. Portia, Ruby. from Magic Mike (2012)
Ladies, yeah, I'm talkin' to you from Magic Mike (2012)
Last one, ladies. Can you touch this? from Magic Mike (2012)
Let's give it up for the last time on this stage. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Like 10 bucks an hour. from Magic Mike (2012)
Like 230. from Magic Mike (2012)
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LIZ: Then we'll be there too. from Magic Mike (2012)
Look at what she's wearing. She came here tonight to be bothered. from Magic Mike (2012)
Look at where I am now. from Magic Mike (2012)
Look, before you say anything... from Magic Mike (2012)
Look, don't, uh, they just say stupid shit sometimes. Don't let them bother you. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Look, we think you got something. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Ma'am, excuse me. You're going to have to move it down. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Maybe we'll come, if your little friend here comes too. from Magic Mike (2012)
Miami, ah, is looking good. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE [WHISPERING]: I don't know. from Magic Mike (2012)
Mike lays it out. Tito bringing in the south side with some brown skin. from Magic Mike (2012)
Mike, I think the question is, do you believe it? from Magic Mike (2012)
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MIKE: All right, all right, all right. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Are you a nurse? from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Come on. We gotta stop fighting like this. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Does that mean you were lying? BROOKE: I'm not lying. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: For real? Six weeks? Yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Fuck off. TOBIAS: I'm so sorry, primo. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Fuck your pills. You're going to have to eat it. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Fuck. BROOKE: Adam. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Good evening. You live here? KIM: Yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: He pulled it out. DALLAS: Yeah. What's his story? from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Heh, right. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Hey, back the fuck up. We got to go. Let's go. Adam, let's go. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Hey. Come here. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Hi. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Hmm.... from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Ho! from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: I ate a Kappa just like this. I ate a Kappa. I ate a Kappa. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: I love it. TITO: Hey, where's the Kid? Kid. Kid. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Is she even home? from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: It's going good? BROOKE: Yeah, it's good. Just, heh, go on. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: It's just G. It's basically like getting drunk without all the calories. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Just don't give him any more shit to sell. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Just tell them if they want to get into this... from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Look at this saggy underwearing, all star right here. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Mm hm. Mm hm. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Mm hm. DALLAS: That's all you got to say? from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Motherfucker. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: My dick. You got them off Craigslist? SAL: Heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: My dick. You got them off Craigslist? SAL: Heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Nice to meet you, sir. Nice to meet you. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: No? JOANNA: Psychology. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: No. I'm sorry, and if I was, what the hell are you going to do about it? from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: No. It's not my style, but, uh, somebody should do it. It's cool. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Oh, shit. Yo. Hey. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Oh, what are you doing, man? What the fuck are you doing... from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Okay. Okay. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: So how pregnant did you get that girl's mouth? from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Social science, heh? from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Stop. He's fine, he's breathing. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: That's a beautiful necklace. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: That's just some old shit that blew up on a beach after the last hurricane. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: That's perfect, actually. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: This is the owner. Jesus. DALLAS: Whoo. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Uh.... from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Um.... from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Um.... from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Way cooler. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: We're gonna get fucked up tonight, right? from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: What do you mean, fuck that? ADAM: I got that equity, baby. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: What? TOBIAS: Ten grand. from Magic Mike (2012)
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MIKE: What's up? from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Where is he? from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Where'd you get them? from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Wow. I know. People have to pay me now, heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Yeah. It's cool that he let you in. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Yeah. No, for sure. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Yeah. That's the point. It's a thong. from Magic Mike (2012)
MIKE: Yes. Okay. Whoo. from Magic Mike (2012)
Mike's not interested, but we can go halfsies. from Magic Mike (2012)
Mikey's gone. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Mm hm. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Mrs. Pres from Magic Mike (2012)
My cell? Fuck my cell. What are you fucking doing, man? from Magic Mike (2012)
My sister got it for me, ha, ha from Target, I think. from Magic Mike (2012)
My sister saw me dance? from Magic Mike (2012)
Never kiss the girls, Kid. That's Performer 101. from Magic Mike (2012)
No 20s? from Magic Mike (2012)
No questions asked, owe me. from Magic Mike (2012)
No Roy Rogers, no Shirley Temples. Y'all have a great time. from Magic Mike (2012)
No, I fucking.... from Magic Mike (2012)
No, I was hoping this was all a joke. from Magic Mike (2012)
No, I'm at, uh I don't know, I'm at this party. from Magic Mike (2012)
No, it's.... No, it's, heh.... from Magic Mike (2012)
No, man, I love you. from Magic Mike (2012)
No, no, no. from Magic Mike (2012)
No, no, no. from Magic Mike (2012)
No, no, no. Is that what he told you? A hundred? from Magic Mike (2012)
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No, she wasn't. from Magic Mike (2012)
No, sir, no, ma'am. from Magic Mike (2012)
No, that's fine. He's starting to act like a real punk. from Magic Mike (2012)
No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying she's a little uptight. from Magic Mike (2012)
No, you need to figure it out. from Magic Mike (2012)
No. from Magic Mike (2012)
No. I got the fire phobia issue. from Magic Mike (2012)
No. If you don't want to call it that, no. from Magic Mike (2012)
No. That's not a commitment. from Magic Mike (2012)
No. You When you're on stage, it all makes sense. from Magic Mike (2012)
No. You guys sound like you got a lot to talk about. from Magic Mike (2012)
Nobody walks on water on my team. from Magic Mike (2012)
NORA: Angels. KEN: Angels. Okay. from Magic Mike (2012)
NORA: We'd like to order. from Magic Mike (2012)
Not as much as I do. from Magic Mike (2012)
Not putting what out there? from Magic Mike (2012)
Not the knock off stuff you see in people's kitchens from time to time. from Magic Mike (2012)
Now get up there, move around. from Magic Mike (2012)
Now I'm going to tell you why. from Magic Mike (2012)
Now, I want to go over a few rules with y'all tonight. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Now, Mikey got a pipe you gonna love from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, Adam. from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, by the way, I got this for you. Uh, just for gas and shit. from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, come on. from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, fuck, yeah, we're doing this, man. This is our time. from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, it's 7 in the morning. I hate fun. from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, it's a knock off. That's cool, though. Where did you get this? from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, my God, Adam. What the fuck did he take? from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, my God, I haven't even told you, heh, what I'm here for. I really apologize. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Oh, nice, dude. Is this one of those retro Wakefield, or is this a Russel Wright? from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, no, it didn't bother me. from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, no. Oh, no. from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, wait, wait. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Oh, you're not so bad. from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh. from Magic Mike (2012)
Okay uh, good talk. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Okay, if you decide you want to share... from Magic Mike (2012)
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Okay, Mom. from Magic Mike (2012)
Okay? from Magic Mike (2012)
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Okay. All right, I'll call you later. from Magic Mike (2012)
Okay. All right, I'm not exactly.... from Magic Mike (2012)
Okay. All right. from Magic Mike (2012)
Okay. Maybe we'll come. from Magic Mike (2012)
Old friend. from Magic Mike (2012)
On the stage. Thousands of women. from Magic Mike (2012)
On three, you're going to stick it. from Magic Mike (2012)
One Pepsi a day. Read the cooler. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Ooh, ooh, ooh from Magic Mike (2012)
Our feature presentation, the one and only... from Magic Mike (2012)
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PAUL: But sometimes people want to, you know... from Magic Mike (2012)
PAUL: Right. I get it. from Magic Mike (2012)
Paul? from Magic Mike (2012)
Pfft, dude, they're never gonna let you in like that. from Magic Mike (2012)
Please, can you help me with that? from Magic Mike (2012)
Plus the 50 that I owe you. All right? from Magic Mike (2012)
Plus, I don't exactly sport fuck my brother's stripper friends. from Magic Mike (2012)
Probably. That's what strangers do. from Magic Mike (2012)
Pulled a one on one with that chick. from Magic Mike (2012)
Quiet down a sec? from Magic Mike (2012)
Ran into him at Ybor. Those two little pretty ones over there... from Magic Mike (2012)
Really? Tables and chairs, that kind of thing? from Magic Mike (2012)
Richie, the, uh, fire breathing gig, huh? You up for that? from Magic Mike (2012)
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RICHIE: Ha, ha, just fucking with you. Sit down. from Magic Mike (2012)
RICHIE: He's met just about every single Russian and American astronaut... from Magic Mike (2012)
RICHIE: Hey, everybody. Shut the fuck up. from Magic Mike (2012)
RICHIE: I met this guy.... from Magic Mike (2012)
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Right. She was analysizing our behavior, apparently. from Magic Mike (2012)
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SAL: They fucked me and took another gig last minute. So I got these guys. from Magic Mike (2012)
SAL: Why don't you open it up? ADAM: There's nothing in it. from Magic Mike (2012)
See? from Magic Mike (2012)
Seniority don't mean shit around here, man. from Magic Mike (2012)
She did not look happy. Did you tell her to come? from Magic Mike (2012)
She does not look like she wants to be bothered. from Magic Mike (2012)
She has tattoos. You want a drink? from Magic Mike (2012)
She is actually the Kid's brother. from Magic Mike (2012)
She is definitely not 21, I'm sorry. What's your birthday? from Magic Mike (2012)
She studied psychology and she came up to do, uh.... from Magic Mike (2012)
She's cute. What? I don't normally like blonds, but she's really cute. from Magic Mike (2012)
She's, like, ignoring the whole side of this bar. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Shut up. I see you, Mike. I fucking see you. from Magic Mike (2012)
So are you going to open up ? from Magic Mike (2012)
So can you smile? Can you look at me? from Magic Mike (2012)
So how much longer you got in, uh, psychology? from Magic Mike (2012)
So I got us a new recruit. from Magic Mike (2012)
So I just don't I'm just trying to figure out... from Magic Mike (2012)
So I'm going to see you again? from Magic Mike (2012)
So the Kid said something about breakfast. from Magic Mike (2012)
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So you don't believe anything that I've said to you? from Magic Mike (2012)
So you're here to help us out? from Magic Mike (2012)
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So, what do you got in your bag? from Magic Mike (2012)
So, what kind of rates am I looking at? from Magic Mike (2012)
So, what the fuck is going on with Miami? from Magic Mike (2012)
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SORORITY GIRL: No. Good. from Magic Mike (2012)
SORORITY GIRL: Uh, May 20th, 19.... from Magic Mike (2012)
Sorry, bro. from Magic Mike (2012)
Sorry? Fuck you, man. from Magic Mike (2012)
Sorry. from Magic Mike (2012)
Start right fucking now. Let's make it fucking count. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Tall Paul can't say anything anymore. I broke up with him. from Magic Mike (2012)
TARZAN: Cosmonaut. RICHIE: He's the second one. from Magic Mike (2012)
TARZAN: Give me the astronaut thing. from Magic Mike (2012)
TARZAN: I'm just saying you always put up a fight. from Magic Mike (2012)
TARZAN: One thing about Waffle House pussy is you got to worry about the teeth. from Magic Mike (2012)
TARZAN: So how do you know Mike? from Magic Mike (2012)
TARZAN: Whoa, I get it. from Magic Mike (2012)
Tarzan? from Magic Mike (2012)
Tell me about being an entrepreneur. from Magic Mike (2012)
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That did a good job, didn't it? from Magic Mike (2012)
That feeling.... That must be a really crazy feeling to be on stage... from Magic Mike (2012)
That look ashy to you? from Magic Mike (2012)
That must have been, uh, really enlightening. from Magic Mike (2012)
That too. from Magic Mike (2012)
That was dangerous shit you pulled tonight... from Magic Mike (2012)
That'll work. from Magic Mike (2012)
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That's good. Welcome to the crazy club, Kid. from Magic Mike (2012)
That's like seven hours from now. from Magic Mike (2012)
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That's what I'm talking about. All right? from Magic Mike (2012)
That's who you think ? That isn't fucking from Magic Mike (2012)
That's why I want to go to Miami. from Magic Mike (2012)
The company has a policy that we cannot issue loans... from Magic Mike (2012)
The first man in outer space... from Magic Mike (2012)
The first one died on reentry. from Magic Mike (2012)
The first time that you ever walked into my life from Magic Mike (2012)
The first time that you ever walked into my life from Magic Mike (2012)
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The moon is just a chip shot away, brother, heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
The negative energy. It's bad. It comes back. from Magic Mike (2012)
The one, the only, your very own, the Cock rocking Kings of Tampa. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Then he can do props, can't he? from Magic Mike (2012)
There are ways to clear these credit issues up over time, but from Magic Mike (2012)
There were some fives in there. from Magic Mike (2012)
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There's one thing you gotta know from Magic Mike (2012)
These are my tortillas. from Magic Mike (2012)
They could have been. from Magic Mike (2012)
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They'd be running around in little rattlesnake diapers and shit. from Magic Mike (2012)
This is Big Dick Richie, Ken, Tito and Tarzan. from Magic Mike (2012)
This is Herman. from Magic Mike (2012)
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This is the Kid. Uh, he wrangled, like, nine sorority girls for us tonight... from Magic Mike (2012)
This is the What can you touch and not touch rules. from Magic Mike (2012)
This is Tobias. He is our resident DJ. from Magic Mike (2012)
This is what I do. from Magic Mike (2012)
This next performer who's coming out... from Magic Mike (2012)
Three months ago. from Magic Mike (2012)
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TITO: He went back to take a piss. He should be back any second. from Magic Mike (2012)
TITO: Hey, Mike, yo. from Magic Mike (2012)
TITO: Hit them with the long arm of love, baby. from Magic Mike (2012)
TITO: Let's go, we're up. from Magic Mike (2012)
TITO: Perfect date time. from Magic Mike (2012)
TITO: Still got it. from Magic Mike (2012)
TITO: That was the old stuff. Oh, shit. from Magic Mike (2012)
TITO: Whoo. from Magic Mike (2012)
Tito. Anything, man. South of the border fucking shit... from Magic Mike (2012)
Tobias, the Kid. He's gonna be the one... from Magic Mike (2012)
Tobias, you ready to take yourself to the beach? from Magic Mike (2012)
TOBIAS; Coño, what happened? from Magic Mike (2012)
TOBIAS: Hey, what's going on? from Magic Mike (2012)
TOBIAS: I tried calling your cell, man. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Tonight. And listen up. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Two thirty? That's good, man. from Magic Mike (2012)
Uh, ahem. from Magic Mike (2012)
Uh, apparently the knock off place. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Uh, here's to, um, our children. May they have rich fucking parents, heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
Uh, hey, do you know who's spinning tonight? from Magic Mike (2012)
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Uh, let's talk about something else, you know. from Magic Mike (2012)
Uh, me, please? from Magic Mike (2012)
Uh, probably just some G. Open your eyes, dude. from Magic Mike (2012)
Uh, Ryan, um, is my fiancé. from Magic Mike (2012)
Uh, so you brought them here? from Magic Mike (2012)
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Unfortunately, Mr. Lane, my hands are tied. from Magic Mike (2012)
Waffle House pussy? I hate Waffle House pussy, heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
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We all had to do it, man. from Magic Mike (2012)
We could use some more youth on the team. from Magic Mike (2012)
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We're fucking her, not taking her to dinner. from Magic Mike (2012)
We've been standing around here for quite a while, and I'm 21. from Magic Mike (2012)
We've been talking a lot about the markets. from Magic Mike (2012)
Welcome to the stage, the one, the only... from Magic Mike (2012)
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Whatever her name was, she was fun. from Magic Mike (2012)
When I have a kid, I'm going to set him in front of the TV... from Magic Mike (2012)
When I saw something is when you got off stage. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Where's Mike? from Magic Mike (2012)
Who do we have to fuck to get a fucking drink? from Magic Mike (2012)
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Why do you look scared for? from Magic Mike (2012)
Why do you think I'm doing all these stupid businesses... from Magic Mike (2012)
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Why is he giving you pills? How many? from Magic Mike (2012)
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WOMAN: No. No, not like that. Heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
WOMAN: That storm is crazy, huh? from Magic Mike (2012)
WOMAN: Who's your friend, Mike? from Magic Mike (2012)
Wouldn't you like to know? from Magic Mike (2012)
Wow. from Magic Mike (2012)
Yeah, but she's not really our type. You know what I'm saying? from Magic Mike (2012)
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Yeah, I believe you... from Magic Mike (2012)
Yeah, I'm shaving my legs. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Yeah, she was there during your act. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Yeah, that and the lure of my sister's couch. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Yeah. Paradise. Marooned on an island with all the strippers in Tampa. from Magic Mike (2012)
Yeah. Uh, so I know, uh, Joanna from the club. Uh, she came up from Magic Mike (2012)
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Yo, man. Watch out, you're going to knock my girlfriend. from Magic Mike (2012)
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You are that dreamboat guy that never came along. from Magic Mike (2012)
You are the one night stand, that free fling of a fuck... from Magic Mike (2012)
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You ask a lot of questions, don't you? Little Chatty Cathy tonight, huh? from Magic Mike (2012)
You ask a lot of questions, don't you? Little Chatty Cathy tonight, huh? from Magic Mike (2012)
You better take care of him, Mike. from Magic Mike (2012)
You bring out whatever props and everything There he is. from Magic Mike (2012)
You can ask him if any of his friends have any job openings. from Magic Mike (2012)
You can do this, because I know you can. from Magic Mike (2012)
You can hop up there. from Magic Mike (2012)
You can't be around my ? I'm not my lifestyle. from Magic Mike (2012)
You can't drink, so you want half a cap? from Magic Mike (2012)
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You do not have the keys. Oh, shit, you do. from Magic Mike (2012)
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You don't believe any of it? from Magic Mike (2012)
You don't believe any of it? from Magic Mike (2012)
You don't fucking feed me, Dallas. from Magic Mike (2012)
You don't have anything else to say? You want to add onto that? from Magic Mike (2012)
You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you? from Magic Mike (2012)
You don't just fucking throw your clothes off. You fucking make it count, baby. from Magic Mike (2012)
You don't look like a strong safety. from Magic Mike (2012)
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You don't want to look like him, do you? from Magic Mike (2012)
You ever, uh, tiled a roof before? from Magic Mike (2012)
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You got your ID on you? from Magic Mike (2012)
You got your ID? Heh. You're not drinking a Shirley Temple tonight, are you? from Magic Mike (2012)
You gotta watch out for herpes. from Magic Mike (2012)
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You guys need to stop already. from Magic Mike (2012)
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You have fun last night? from Magic Mike (2012)
You hear me? from Magic Mike (2012)
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You know about the roofing, and I got a mobile detailing thing. from Magic Mike (2012)
You know how I feel about wearing a fucking tie. from Magic Mike (2012)
You know that better than anybody. from Magic Mike (2012)
You know that, right? from Magic Mike (2012)
You know what I'm saying? from Magic Mike (2012)
You know what that means, the orgy's over, ladies. from Magic Mike (2012)
You know what time it is. It's time for the hot seat. from Magic Mike (2012)
You know, I gotta go commando today because someone... from Magic Mike (2012)
You look around. You tease. from Magic Mike (2012)
You only have a cherry pop one time. from Magic Mike (2012)
You ready to be the man? from Magic Mike (2012)
You really just came down to see little brother? from Magic Mike (2012)
You see that shit, Mike? from Magic Mike (2012)
You see the girl with the tiara thing and the sash? from Magic Mike (2012)
You see, baby, you're not just stripping. from Magic Mike (2012)
You should sell these things. from Magic Mike (2012)
You talked to my sister? from Magic Mike (2012)
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You want me to say something to him? from Magic Mike (2012)
You want to get something to eat sometime? from Magic Mike (2012)
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You're going to owe me. from Magic Mike (2012)
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You're like a big brother to this team. from Magic Mike (2012)
You're my brother. Just please come out here so I can talk to you. from Magic Mike (2012)
You're not getting any younger. from Magic Mike (2012)
You're not into her? from Magic Mike (2012)
You're on props tonight. from Magic Mike (2012)
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You're the last person that I from Magic Mike (2012)
Your sister was there. from Magic Mike (2012)
038 00 7128. And I, uh... from Magic Mike (2012)
...but I guess it's a similar kind of thing. Yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
...heh, I talked to Mr. Rodriguez last week. Oh. from Magic Mike (2012)
...on some girl's chest. Adam, I see what's happening here. from Magic Mike (2012)
...that in my head, like just now. Ha, ha. from Magic Mike (2012)
A thing for vampires, heh? Yeah. Got a bit of a thing. from Magic Mike (2012)
All right. You sure? from Magic Mike (2012)
And I could sell it to people. You'll make so much money. from Magic Mike (2012)
And my, uh, cut of the door. Yes, sir. from Magic Mike (2012)
Are we fighting? Ha, ha. from Magic Mike (2012)
Are you calling me like a dog? ADAM: Who did that? from Magic Mike (2012)
Are you calling me like a dog? MIKE: What, huh? from Magic Mike (2012)
Are you going to weigh in on that too? No. from Magic Mike (2012)
Are you serious? Yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
Argh! Okay. All right. from Magic Mike (2012)
Brooke, this is Mike, uh.... Oh, thank you. Mike, this is Brooke. from Magic Mike (2012)
BROOKE: No, that's okay, heh. MIKE: Heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
Brooke. Absolute pleasure. Hi. Mike. from Magic Mike (2012)
But Adam's different. He's.... Why is that? from Magic Mike (2012)
But you said I'm not, heh, going. I've seen it. from Magic Mike (2012)
Calm down. No, shut up. Shut up! from Magic Mike (2012)
Chatty Cathy. Chatty Cathy. from Magic Mike (2012)
Come on. Come on. from Magic Mike (2012)
Don't be mad. I'm not mad. from Magic Mike (2012)
Don't do that... maybe? Okay. from Magic Mike (2012)
Don't try it. Yeah. DALLAS: Capiche? from Magic Mike (2012)
Don't worry about it. It's fine. from Magic Mike (2012)
Genius, Kid. How we do tonight, Mikey? from Magic Mike (2012)
Get changed. Oh, no. I'm taking your advice. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Get out, Adam. I'll be out in a minute, please. One sec. from Magic Mike (2012)
Get the Ha, ha. from Magic Mike (2012)
Good to see you. You too. How are you? from Magic Mike (2012)
Great. What's up, man? Mike. Ryan. from Magic Mike (2012)
Ha, ha. MIKE: I'll say something to him. from Magic Mike (2012)
He can't dance for shit. Cannot dance for shit, that is teachable. from Magic Mike (2012)
He's absolutely gonna be there. I will? from Magic Mike (2012)
He's going to be fine, heh. He's not okay. from Magic Mike (2012)
Heh. Hang on. What the fuck are you doing? from Magic Mike (2012)
Heh. This is okay? from Magic Mike (2012)
Hey, man. MIKE: Yo. from Magic Mike (2012)
Hey, Mike. Huh? from Magic Mike (2012)
Hey, you Sol? Sal. Adam. Sal. from Magic Mike (2012)
Hey. Hey. from Magic Mike (2012)
Hey. It's not funny. Heh, oh, sorry, heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
Hi. Hi. from Magic Mike (2012)
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How long you been on the force? What? from Magic Mike (2012)
How much money? Yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
I can do anything. We're setting up our own shit as it is. from Magic Mike (2012)
I can do it. Now, take a breath. from Magic Mike (2012)
I did not say that. Yes, I did. from Magic Mike (2012)
I do. You found her. You have to remember her. from Magic Mike (2012)
I don't know why more people don't do that... DALLAS: Hm? from Magic Mike (2012)
I don't like being mad at you. Look at that face. from Magic Mike (2012)
I don't. Let's drink these and I'll show you. from Magic Mike (2012)
I don't. Let's drink these and I'll show you. from Magic Mike (2012)
I hope you're ready for this shit. Ha, ha. from Magic Mike (2012)
I just came off stage. I can't. An idea. Give me something. from Magic Mike (2012)
I know her name. What is it, then? from Magic Mike (2012)
I promise, man I mean, owe me. from Magic Mike (2012)
I really don't like being mad at you. You guys are going to have fun in Miami. from Magic Mike (2012)
I said everything I needed to say. You had a lot to say yesterday. from Magic Mike (2012)
I think that was something I said to you. What, you want some credit? from Magic Mike (2012)
I'll give you 18. Mm mm. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'll talk to you later about it, okay? Yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'll talk to you later about it, okay? Yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm Liz. Hi. Hi, Liz. from Magic Mike (2012)
I'm not going to do it now. Heh, do it again. Do it again. from Magic Mike (2012)
I've been waiting for this for a long time. It's all yours. Come here. from Magic Mike (2012)
Is he all right? Yeah, he's okay. from Magic Mike (2012)
Is that a tattoo over there too? Yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
Is that a tattoo? Yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
Is that vintage? Oh, I, um.... from Magic Mike (2012)
It was nice to meet you. It was nice to meet you too. from Magic Mike (2012)
It's true. And I can't get drunk. from Magic Mike (2012)
Mm hm. So it's summer break, correct? from Magic Mike (2012)
Nice meeting you. See you, babe. Yes, sir. from Magic Mike (2012)
Nice to meet you. You too. I like your bikini. from Magic Mike (2012)
No worries. I just forgot. from Magic Mike (2012)
No, thanks, man. No? from Magic Mike (2012)
No. Come on. from Magic Mike (2012)
No. Fuck. from Magic Mike (2012)
No. I'm good. Suit yourself. from Magic Mike (2012)
No. Sorry. All right. from Magic Mike (2012)
Not me. Her. BROOKE: Heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, heh, wow. Fuck. Ha, ha. from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, it's fucking really good, heh. MIKE: Mm hm. from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, my God. What are you doing here? JOANNA: Hey. from Magic Mike (2012)
Oh, yeah. The cougars will eat him up. Yeah? from Magic Mike (2012)
Okay, so I've seen the stripping. Yup. from Magic Mike (2012)
Okay. How about just get the fuck out? No problem. from Magic Mike (2012)
One of us should talk to him. Well, you've done enough, haven't you? from Magic Mike (2012)
Paradise. Heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
Perfect. We can't drink them all ourselves. Whoo. from Magic Mike (2012)
Pre game. That's what I'm talking about. It's the love potion. from Magic Mike (2012)
Preferences? BROOKE: I just want to talk to you about from Magic Mike (2012)
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Remember what I said? Hmm, I'm so sorry. from Magic Mike (2012)
Right now? Right now. Take them off. from Magic Mike (2012)
She, ha, ha, looked pissed. Ha, ha, oof. from Magic Mike (2012)
She's a dinner type, is what I'm trying to say. Oh. from Magic Mike (2012)
So how do you know my brother? MIKE: Uh, he's on my roofing crew. from Magic Mike (2012)
So you're not a vampire? No, I'm not a vampire. from Magic Mike (2012)
Sound off ALL: Three, four from Magic Mike (2012)
Stop. No, Mike, this is my brother. from Magic Mike (2012)
Talking about games, I could be a gamer. Oh, yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
Thanks for that. Heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
That pig is so fucking cute. WOMAN: Heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
That's a lot of stuff. Yes, it is. from Magic Mike (2012)
That's huge. JOANNA: It is, yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
The fuck am I supposed to do with that? MIKE: Oh, come on. He don't look 19. from Magic Mike (2012)
The happiest? Yeah, money aside. from Magic Mike (2012)
Then what are you doing? Heh, taking off my clothes. from Magic Mike (2012)
Then why the fuck isn't she throwing up? Whoo. from Magic Mike (2012)
There you go. There's a taker. ADAM: I will. from Magic Mike (2012)
They were my grandma's. They were not your grandma's. from Magic Mike (2012)
They're real, I swear. ADAM: Yeah, I bet they are. from Magic Mike (2012)
Tito, call them Cubano cousins, huh? TITO: They on their way, baby. from Magic Mike (2012)
Tsk. Good? from Magic Mike (2012)
Two way street. I want to hear you say the word: Equity. from Magic Mike (2012)
Uh, hi. Do I know you? Hi. from Magic Mike (2012)
Uh, nineteen. DALLAS: Nineteen. from Magic Mike (2012)
Uh. Make sure you massage it in good. from Magic Mike (2012)
We can't get drinks. LIZ: Ha, ha. from Magic Mike (2012)
Well, now you do. Okay? Heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
What ? Eh, Mike sold it up real nice. from Magic Mike (2012)
What are you doing here? You know me. Always making new friends. from Magic Mike (2012)
What are you guys planning on doing tonight? Ha, ha. from Magic Mike (2012)
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What did you say? What did you hear? from Magic Mike (2012)
What game? No. You do that all the time. from Magic Mike (2012)
What is this? Strawberry? What is that? from Magic Mike (2012)
What the fuck did you do to my brother? MIKE: Relax. Yo, Brooke. from Magic Mike (2012)
What thing? DALLAS: Boom! from Magic Mike (2012)
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What? Come here. Come here. from Magic Mike (2012)
What? Did you have fun last night? from Magic Mike (2012)
What? What? from Magic Mike (2012)
What? Yeah, but I have.... from Magic Mike (2012)
What's his half? Ten grand. from Magic Mike (2012)
Why is easy. What do you mean, it's easy? from Magic Mike (2012)
Wow, 13. That's a lot of ones. Heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
Wow, you're a busy guy. Ha, ha. Yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
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Yeah? What's your name? Kim. from Magic Mike (2012)
Yeah. Yes? from Magic Mike (2012)
Yeah. I think he said something about that. Yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
Yeah. Paul and I are figuring things out. Hmm. from Magic Mike (2012)
Yes. Yeah, heh. Heh. from Magic Mike (2012)
You are a bad friend. I'm trying. from Magic Mike (2012)
You drive me around. I can pay for my own gas. from Magic Mike (2012)
You go out then. I'm not hitting the fucking floor. Come on. from Magic Mike (2012)
You gonna come to the show tonight? No. from Magic Mike (2012)
You gotta be fucking kidding me. What? from Magic Mike (2012)
You just said you liked the show. Doesn't mean I'm gonna go again. from Magic Mike (2012)
You lost it? I'm sorry, man. from Magic Mike (2012)
You made that? Hmm? from Magic Mike (2012)
You ready? Yeah. from Magic Mike (2012)
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You're 21? Yes. from Magic Mike (2012)
You're going to come. You swear? Yeah, we promise. from Magic Mike (2012)
You're gonna come. No. from Magic Mike (2012)
...and change your mind and put some effort into it, you know my number. from Magic Mike (2012)
...and I knew when I saw him, I just knew I had to bring him in. from Magic Mike (2012)
...and I know you're basically a good person. from Magic Mike (2012)
...and make him watch Mad Money all day. Teach him about the stock market. from Magic Mike (2012)
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...and processing insurance forms as well. I get it. from Magic Mike (2012)
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...as they were throwing beer bottles at our heads. from Magic Mike (2012)
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...barking about benefits and shit. Give me a break. from Magic Mike (2012)
...be up there. I'll see you at the Amp. All right. Later. from Magic Mike (2012)
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...before we make the big move, Mike. from Magic Mike (2012)
...brought the funds for my down payment. from Magic Mike (2012)
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...but, uh, all we know is you got a lot of work to do. So don't quit your day job yet. from Magic Mike (2012)
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...giving pills to girls that you don't know? from Magic Mike (2012)
...giving you the cue before each act. from Magic Mike (2012)
...going to do whatever Adam wanted to do. from Magic Mike (2012)
...he's one of a kind, ladies. from Magic Mike (2012)
...I just need you to know that... from Magic Mike (2012)
...I wouldn't have even gone. No way. from Magic Mike (2012)
...if you're gonna turn your back on a sandbar party. from Magic Mike (2012)
...in a fistfight with his coach in the first hour of the first day. from Magic Mike (2012)
...just from an investment standpoint. from Magic Mike (2012)
...like that. I see why you've been doing it for so long. I get it. from Magic Mike (2012)
...of 4000 square feet... from Magic Mike (2012)
...of boots and thongs and sailor hats and tube socks. And I am fucking from Magic Mike (2012)
...of Miami prime time beachfront real estate, motherfuckers. from Magic Mike (2012)
...our props before we go out on stage. from Magic Mike (2012)
...out of the shadows, into the light. Come on, baby. from Magic Mike (2012)
...ripped off my favorite pair of panties last night. from Magic Mike (2012)
...Russian. Yuri Gagarin. from Magic Mike (2012)
...so I figured he could help out around here tonight. from Magic Mike (2012)
...that I would take care of him, and I didn't, and I'm sorry about that. from Magic Mike (2012)
...that they're, uh, not going to be able to rebuild their houses. Um, anyway.... from Magic Mike (2012)
...that's ever been in outer space, living or dead. from Magic Mike (2012)
...that's making the big move for you, isn't it? from Magic Mike (2012)
...the Cock rocking Kings of Tampa. from Magic Mike (2012)
...the good Lord has blessed the Kings of Tampa this summer. from Magic Mike (2012)
...the star of the show, Mr. Magic Mike. from Magic Mike (2012)
...then we jack up the price of the hot seats, so don't fuck it up. from Magic Mike (2012)
...they get to have, tonight, with you on stage, still go home to their hubby... from Magic Mike (2012)
...they think they're owed a lot more than, uh, they deserve. So too bad. Bummer. from Magic Mike (2012)
...throwing that kid out on the plank like that. from Magic Mike (2012)
...to clients who score below our credit threshold. from Magic Mike (2012)
...to motherfucking Miami, huh? Unh! from Magic Mike (2012)
...until he can figure out something out. from Magic Mike (2012)
...we will no longer be the Cock rocking Kings of Tampa. from Magic Mike (2012)
...were all hot and bothered, so I figured I'd bring him along. from Magic Mike (2012)
...when you can get hand crafted furniture for a bargain? from Magic Mike (2012)
...with the, uh, real estate attorneys. from Magic Mike (2012)
[ADAM CHUCKLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ADAM CLEARS THROAT] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ADAM COUGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ADAM EXHALES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ADAM EXHALES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ADAM GASPS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ADAM LAUGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ADAM SIGH] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ADAM STAMMERS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ADAM WHISTLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ALL CHATTERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ALL CHATTERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ALL CHEERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ALL CHEERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ALL CHUCKLE] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ALL GRUNTING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ALL GRUNTING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ALL SCREAM] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ALL SCREAMING AND CHEERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ALL SCREAMING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] from Magic Mike (2012)
[AUDIENCE CHEERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[AUDIENCE CHEERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[AUDIENCE CHEERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[AUDIENCE CHEERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[AUDIENCE CHEERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[AUDIENCE WHOOPING AND CHEERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[BANGING ON DOOR] from Magic Mike (2012)
[BIG & RICH'S SAVE A HORSE (RIDE A COWBOY) PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[BOTH GRUNTING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[BOTH WHOOPING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[BROOKE LAUGHING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[BROOKE LAUGHING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[BROOKE LAUGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[BROOKE SIGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[BROOKE SIGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CAR ALARM CHIRPING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CAR HORN HONKING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CHEERING CONTINUES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CHEERING CONTINUES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CHUCKLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CHUCKLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CHUCKLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CHUCKLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CHUCKLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CHUCKLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CHUCKLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CLEARS THROAT] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CLEARS THROAT] from Magic Mike (2012)
[COUGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CROWD CHEERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CROWD CHEERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[CROWD CHEERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[DALLAS GRUNTS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[DALLAS SIGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[DOOR BELL RINGING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[DRUMBEAT] from Magic Mike (2012)
[EXCISION AND DATSIK'S CALYPSO PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[GASPS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[GATE OPENING THEN CLOSING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[GINUWINE'S PONY PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[GIRL CHUCKLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[GIRLS CHUCKLE] from Magic Mike (2012)
[GIRLS TALKING INDISTINCTLY] from Magic Mike (2012)
[GRUNTS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[GUNFIRE ON SPEAKERS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[GUNSHOTS OVER SPEAKERS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[HOOFBEATS APPROACHING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[HORSES NEIGH] from Magic Mike (2012)
[IMITATING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER] Listen to me. from Magic Mike (2012)
[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE] from Magic Mike (2012)
[JOANNA CLEARS THROAT] from Magic Mike (2012)
[JOANNA CLEARS THROAT] from Magic Mike (2012)
[KEN AND TITO TALKING INDISTINCTLY] from Magic Mike (2012)
[KEN CLEARS THROAT] from Magic Mike (2012)
[KEN SIGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[KEN'S WIFE CHUCKLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[KISS'S CALLING DR. LOVE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[KNOCKING ON DOOR] from Magic Mike (2012)
[KNOCKING ON DOOR] from Magic Mike (2012)
[MEN GIBBERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[MEN HUMMING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[MIKE CHUCKLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[MIKE CHUCKLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[MIKE CHUCKLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[MIKE COUGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[MIKE GRUNTS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[MIKE SIGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[MIKE SIGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[MUMBLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[NATIVE AMERICAN THEMES PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[POP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] from Magic Mike (2012)
[RINGSIDE'S MONEY PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[SAL SIGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[SHOUTS] Penelope. from Magic Mike (2012)
[SIGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[SIGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[SIGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY AS MARILYN MONROE] from Magic Mike (2012)
[SINGING] I do know and I've been told from Magic Mike (2012)
[SNIFFS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[SOBBING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH] from Magic Mike (2012)
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH] from Magic Mike (2012)
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] from Magic Mike (2012)
[SQUEAKS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[TARZAN CHUCKLES] from Magic Mike (2012)
[TARZAN WHOOPING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[TOBIAS LAUGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[TOBIAS LAUGHS] from Magic Mike (2012)
[TOOTS HORN] from Magic Mike (2012)
[TRIMMER WHIRRING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[TYPING ON KEYBOARD] from Magic Mike (2012)
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO] from Magic Mike (2012)
[WHIMPERING] Adam, let's go. Come on, Adam. from Magic Mike (2012)
[WHISPERING] Is that Paul? from Magic Mike (2012)
[WHISPERS] Oh, fuck me. from Magic Mike (2012)
[WOMEN CHEERING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[WOMEN LAUGHING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[WOMEN WHOOPING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[WOMEN WHOOPING] from Magic Mike (2012)
[YELLS] from Magic Mike (2012)