So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) Edit

A Juice Tiger.

A lot of the beat poets used to hang out there.

A scourge which seems to be reaching into every home.

A thousand people tried to break your father's neck. Should I arrest them?

Actually I don't.

Actually, I have no concept of time.

All I do all day is fill out forms and paperwork.

All I want is one New York strip steak a quarter inch thick.

All right, dirtbag, all you have to know...

All right, hen.

All right, I'm sorry.

All right, I'm up. Wish me luck.

All right. Thanks.

All right. What about Pam?

All that Lyndon H. LaRouche rubbish again!

All the park rangers at Alcatraz were at one time guards, myself included.

All three were reported missing during their honeymoon, but so were the wives.

All you gotta do is call

And

And actually she kind of shouted Ralph.

And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly...

And besides...

And could you bring the car around? Thank you so much. Bye bye.

And cut out the bitch's eyes.

And fill my heart

And her whereabouts are unknown.

And I think we should spend the next thirty years of our life together.

And I want you to have your children.

And I was eight and a half months premature.

And I'd really love to kiss you, but I think...

And let's just live together.

And meet triannually at a secret country mansion in Colorado...

And nice to meet you. And call me.

And only you

And Robert Stroud, the famous Birdman of Alcatraz.

And she's also killed a plumber named Ralph Elliot.

And thanks for the hot dog. Harriet."

And that smug look on his face, "You're gonna buy my chicken."

And that's it. Being electrocuted.

And then she murders them."

And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the world.

And we haven't agreed on a single thing since.

And Whom I Inflicted Great Destruction Upon...

And you just had two strong cups of coffee and three bran muffins.

And you kept saying the name Ralph.

And you must be Ralph?

And you think I'm sexy All you've got

And you thought just for a split second...

And you're very, very welcome.

And you've got a choice of standard or bold.

And, Charlie, light a match.

Another thing about Harriet

Anything else?

Anything!

Are going to die.

Are you about to crap again?

As a matter of fact, I do.

At least you left early on.

Back off, Italian boy.

Beautiful, bemus ed

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken...

Because I love you, and I think we should get married.

Because I thought it might be funny.

Because it could've been worse.

Because you're scared youíll marry, and to you marriage is death.

Because you're tired of defending my screwball antics to the commissioner?

Being electrocuted.

Bellicose butcher

Betty, Judy

Boy, he was really in love with her.

Boys upstairs say you've been sticking your nose in the Ralph Elliot case.

Bring in the paper.

Brutal's a very subjective word.

But Cathy has this crazy notion of always telling the truth.

But I thought that you might like to know.

But I'd really have to go with breast size.

But I'll tell ya, she was a lot of fun. And smart. Doll faced too.

But I'm glad I married you, May...

But instead, I'm like Fish from Barney Miller.

But it's a shame I'm going to have to destroy you.

But it's definitely her.

But the bad news is it was a female."

But we both said, "I do."

But you blew it, Charlie. You blew it.

But you're also very, very smart.

Bye!

Called love.

Called love.

Can I get your attention?

Can I help you?

Can make

Can make this world seem right

Can thrill me

Can you reach around and get Coit Tower?

Captain, I won't let you down.

Captain, it's about my job.

Celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary with us.

Charlie tells me you're a butcher.

Charlie, be careful!

Charlie, be careful!

Charlie, does Harriet even know the words to "Only You"?

Charlie, every time you meet a nice girl...

Charlie, have you ever...

Charlie, I hated Atlantic City.

Charlie, is this the wee Harriet?

Charlie, listen to me. Harriet is Mrs. X.

Charlie, name one bad thing you've done.

Charlie, you okay?

Charlie!

Charlie! Charlie!

Charlie! Charlie!

Charlie! Come here. I want you to meet a friend of mine.

Charlie.

Charlie.

Charlie.

Charlie.

Charlie...

Close it up, close it up.

Come here, Charlie.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on, baby, let me know

Come on, baby, let me know

Come on.

Come! Let us dance like children of the night.

Could you get me four porterhouses in the fridge?

Dance?

Did I already tell you this dream?

Did they mention anything about his wife?

Did they mention the wife?

Did you and Harriet "you know" last night?

Didn't like some of the other girls you brought home, but I liked Sherry.

Do you know Russian?

Do you know the part underneath where it lands?

Do you link your own sausage?

Do you live in New York? Really?

Do you understand me?

Don't move.

Don't move.

Don't worry. When the time comes, you'll know.

Enough about us.

Evidently I have a pickle up my ass.

Evidently you think of me as a woman friend.

Except the passion of his heart

Excuse me, miss. There seems to be a mistake.

Excuse me, sir. I'm with the San Francisco Police Department.

Excuse me? Do you have a drugstore in the hotel? I want to buy aspirin.

Finally you met the right girl. That's great.

Fine, go. You've stayed your hour.

Fine. Don't worry about me.

Fine. Forget it.

First, the Justice Department reports an alarming rise...

Float away, you fairy!

Follow me, please.

For example. How many people have you brutally murdered?

For only you

For reasons as varied as insurance fraud...

For us, when you leave, it will be far too soon.

Forever and ever, as your husband...

Fresh squeezed orange juice, bacon, and Kona coffee?

Give me a kiss. Cheer me up. Good night.

Give your mother a kiss or I'll kick your teeth in.

Good for you. That was so much better.

Good night.

Good night.

Good! Come on.

Good.

Good. Good, I suppose.

Got them.

Haggis, right?

Happy Anniversary Happy Anniversary

Happy in her cage No longer full of rage

Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy

Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy Happy Anniversary

Hard hearted harbinger of haggis

Harriet gave me a note to give to you.

Harriet Sweet Harriet

Harriet Sweet Harriet

Harriet Sweet Harriet

Harriet, be my wife.

Harriet, Harr i et

Harriet, I already know that.

Harriet, I gotta talk to you. I made a big mistake.

Harriet, l

Harriet...

Hauling that gargantuan cranium about.

Have a good night, you two.

Have you always lived in San Francisco?

He was my ride home.

He's not sayin' you're a shit.

Heed, move!

Heed, pants, now!

Heed, paper! Now!

Heed, turn off the Bay City Rollers. The soccer game's about to begin.

Hello, everyone. I am a park ranger. I will be leading you on the tour.

Hello, I'm Maureen O'Boyle. Welcome to A Current Affair.

Hello!

Hello! Hello.

Hello?

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Help! Who's there? Who's there? Charlie?

Here it is. Look.

Here.

Hey, Jane, get me off this crazy thing...

Hey, listen! How long is it gonna take us to get there?

Hey, somebody needs a hug!

Hey, this couple's had enough of this crowd for one night.

Hey! Did you happen to see

Hey! Not that it matters anymore...

Hi, Charlie.

Hi, Harriet. How's it going?

Hi, my name is Harriet.

Hi.

Hi. Can we get our check, please? Thanks a lot.

His life goes down the drain.

Hold on, one second. Excuse me, one second. What should I do?

How about a nice hand for Mr. and Mrs. Seymour Levenstein?

How can you hate the Colonel?

How evil?

How the hell do you even know if you're going in the right direction?

Hurry! I'm in here!

I am an undercover cop trying to look hip.

I am lonely

I believe I ordered the large cappuccino.

I called the police. Roads are closed, but they're on their way!

I can tell you anything in the world, and you don't judge me.

I can't believe the resemblance between you and Charlie.

I can't do that.

I care for Apple Jacks a great deal.

I could do anything to you in your sleep.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

I didn't mean to make a joke about other people's lives.

I didn't write

I do.

I do.

I don't care about your dream! Land the plane!

I don't know if my insurance is gonna cover it, but Iíll talk to the guy.

I don't know, and more importantly, I don't want to know.

I don't know. We haven't reached that critical...

I don't report to a commissioner. I report to a committee.

I don't wanna lose you.

I don't want to intrude, but you seem a little down.

I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as "the paper."

I got this one here, a tourist. Heart attack on a cable car.

I had a friend. He was a martial arts expert.

I had a really great time with your family tonight.

I had to run for my life

I hate them, but your father will happily

I hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes...

I have a good one. What's worse?

I have a headache.

I have a surprise for you.

I have had it!

I have kitten breath. I'm gonna brush my teeth.

I have no problem with that.

I have wonderful photographs of him when he was a wee baby.

I haven't seen one of these for years.

I hope you hold on to this one.

I juice everything now. I'm on a new diet.

I just don't think it's a good idea to rush into spending the night together.

I just don't think we should see each other anymore.

I know for a fact that you don't have the right to commandeer my vehicle.

I know that, son.

I like this one. She's quite a filly.

I liked Sherry.

I love you, too.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I made it especially for you.

I may have to apprehend somebody. lf I have to take 'em into custody...

I mean, how could you ever have thought that this girl was a murderer?

I mean, you didn't drink my shake. So what? Right?

I never heard of it. So what?

I never wanted to hurt you.

I personally would lie to you...

I spent 20 minutes making it. Just take a sip.

I still love you.

I think I'm gonna do a poem about Sherry.

I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I think you're a terrific woman.

I think you're great, Charlie. Everything you do is art.

I thought you might get married.

I told you already. She's a thief.

I took it up, and thought it would look good on the wall.

I used to work at his shop. I can help.

I wanna play your song for you right now.

I want to be Betty's Barney

I want to spend the night together.

I want to thank you for helping me out today.

I want you to have my children...

I was electrocuted once. It was horrible.

I was just born...

I was just naked just then. Very nude.

I was on the phone, and it went dead.

I will.

I will. I will.

I wrote this note!

I'd like to discuss this, but I gotta save a life.

I'd like to make a toast...

I'd like to make some special announcements.

I'd like to propose a toast...

I'd love some help. Great. What's your name?

I'd love to, but I'm running late. But thanks.

I'll be honest with you. I had a really great time tonight.

I'll go with the Cubby Wubby Woom Room Tea.

I'll pick up the check.

I'm afraid I'm not much help.

I'm afraid that you're gonna k leave me.

I'm gonna "cleave" you? What does that mean, Charlie?

I'm gonna go into therapy, okay? I'll go twice a week.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna kick your spaghetti bending butt back to Milan.

I'm Harriet's sister Rose.

I'm having doubts about being a cop.

I'm in the closet! Come here! Open the closet!

I'm just making a point of how many times we trust people with our lives.

I'm just thinking. That's all.

I'm just trying to show you what a good relationship we have!

I'm naked, aren't I?

I'm not gonna tell Harriet that anything happened.

I'm not kidding. It's like an orange on a toothpick.

I'm really serious. Did they mention the wife? I just wanna know.

I'm smitten. I am in deep shit.

I'm sorry I didn't trust you.

I'm sorry! I thought you were somebody else. Sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I just have an ear thing.

I'm sorry. I'm really busy now.

I'm sorry. It's just I have an ear thing. Okay?

I'm sorry. You surprised me.

I'm warning you, Giardino.

I've been married before.

I've done bad things. But let's talk about you.

I've never chased a guy across a crowded city square.

I've never done it at night.

I've never even commandeered a vehicle.

I've never hung on to that part of the helicopter.

If I kiss you, we'll end up kissing on the couch.

If something strange happens, I'm just gonna let it go.

If you think I'm sexy And you want my body

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

If you will take this woman to be your wife...

Iíll make the tea then.

In the meantime, just stay where you are.

In the number of poisoning murders across the United States.

In this cell block, "Machine Gun" Kelly had what we call in the prison system...

In two weeks, I'm throwing them a 30th wedding anniversary party.

Indulge me?

Instruments, instruments.

Interesting. Cuckoo!

Is she Mrs. X

Is that Rose killed your husbands, forged breakup notes...

Is this your place?

It checked out. It's her, Charlie. She's the murderer.

It must be a great feeling to have

It says that one of the victims was a martial arts expert.

It seems that the old lady who confessed to the murder of Ralph Elliot...

It seems that the old lady who confessed to the murder of Ralph Elliot...

It sounds great.

It was fine. But it's not paisane. It's paisan!

It's a period of my life I don't like talking about.

It's a point well taken, but understand...

It's a well known fact that there's a secret society...

It's all in your head. It is!

It's got strawberries. You love strawberries.

It's not like how it is on TV.

Itís a health shake.

Itís all right. He's just pissed.

Itís been dead around here.

Itís called "fuck you!"

Itís common. The lines will be out until tomorrow.

Itís just safer here.

Itís me. I'm just a big idiot.

Itís mostly head butting and kicking people when they're on the ground.

Itís my parents' 30th wedding anniversary.

Itís not my business. For example, Ralph.

Itís really hard

Itís the strangest thing, but I feel really safe with you...

Itís too hard. I'm leaving you.

Itís true.

Jane, get me off of this crazy thing...

Josie and those hot Pussycats

Just read it.

Just tell me if that's still tense.

Keep on tryin', all right? Tell the chief that I chartered a plane.

Kiss the beautiful bride.

Known as The Meadows.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our own Mr. Charlie Mackenzie.

Last night she put a kung fu move on my dad and tried to break his neck.

Let go of her, Charlie. I got her.

Let me make you some breakfast.

Let's dance.

Let's get physical and spend the night together

Let's get pissed!

Let's have a look at the replay.

Let's just get married, okay?

Let's just take this down a notch.

Let's put 'em in the honeymoon chair.

Lf we end up kissing on the couch, chances are we'll kiss in the bedroom.

Lf you want my body

Lighten up! You got a pickle up your ass again.

Like a fireman going to a window that has no fire

Like in old movies when people never left each other.

Like it's the fruits of the devil. Evil.

Like you do

Listen !

Little Japan.

Look at him. He's giving Tony...

Look at the size of that boy's head.

Look at the size of this.

Look at us!

Look at what I bought myself. A Juice Tiger.

Look it up, okay? For me?

Look, I don't wanna get too personal, but you've done this before, right?

Look, I got scared, okay?

Look, I'm sorry, you know?

Look. "Ralph Elliot.

Look. Mrs. X. Please.

Love, Charlie."

Magic! One, nil.

Make sure everyone gets a look.

Make sure there's enough paper.

Make yourself at home.

Marry me.

May I ask you a question? Do you actually like haggis?

Maybe it is late.

Mickey Cohen, Joseph "Dutch" Cretzer...

Mom, can you get the school nurse?

Mom, Dad, we're here.

Mom, don't show her the pictures.

Mom, I brought you guys a haggis.

Mom, Sherry and I broke up.

Move that melon of yours, and get the paper if you can.

Moved to Dallas. Disappeared four months ago.

Mr. and Mrs. Mackenzie, please enjoy your honeymoon.

Mr. and Mrs. Mackenzie. Glad to see you.

Mrs. Karpov has gained a lot of weight since then...

My name is John Johnson, but everyone here calls me Vicki.

My next poem is called, "An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me...

Nadia, I am coming.

Nah. Just these two.

Negatory.

No picture of any brides. For all we know, they moved away.

No, don't! Charlie! Please, don't! Don't, Charlie.

No, he's sayin' I'm insensitive. He's sayin' I'm a shit.

No, I got it. I insist. Let me pick up the check.

No, it's one of my favorite things.

No, no, I'm serious. Did they mention the wife?

No, no, leave me, leave me. Not "cleave me."

No, no, they didn't mention the wife! You happy?

No, no. You look like an undercover cop trying to look hip.

No, really, really. Stay for a nightcap.

No, she didn't speak of you.

No, thanks.

No, that's fine. That other stuff will probably kill you.

No, there's no record of any deaths.

No, this is our place, Harriet's and mine.

No!

No.

No. Actually I moved around quite a bit.

No. Actually it was Miami.

No. I think it's repellent.

No. No, I'm not gonna do it again.

No. What do you mean by it? Why did you say that?

Not me. No, no.

Not really.

Not Sherry?

Nothing did happen.

Nothing happened. The phone lines went dead. That's all.

Nothing. Here's your key. Just as you requested, the Robbie Burns room.

Nothing. I just think you're a great person. That's all.

Now, Charlie...

Now, four nights.

Oakland.

Of a cliff or subway platform with someone...

Of course, her hair was much shorter then.

Of the five wealthiest people known as the Pentavirate...

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, I was nice! Nice.

Oh, it does.

Oh, man! I was having an amazing dream.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. I gotta go.

Oh, no! Don't go!

Oh, really? She spoke about them.

Oh, stick a needle in

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, well. You know Harriet.

Oh, wow, that's so cool. Did you hear that? A storm. A storm.

Oh, yeah, yeah! What's that?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I do this all the time.

Oh, yes, yes, I'm insensitive! I'm a very insensitive man !

Oh, yes!

Oh, you just don't get it, do you?

Okay, I'm unrejecting you.

Okay, Rose. Come on. We're going in. Sorry.

Okay. Look, I know we're talkin' about real people here, so I'm sorry.

Old fashioned jealousy and simple psychopathic behavior.

One night in a jealous rage, Kelly took a makeshift knife or shiv...

Only you

Only you

Or

Or

Or we can talk about it downtown.

Or, or, or...

Pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities.

Please follow me.

Please say, "I do."

Please say, "I do."

Please, can I commandeer this vehicle?

Please! What are you doing? No, we gotta go!

Please.

Plenty of facts.

Plumber from Dallas. Missing since his honeymoon."

Ralph !

Ralph, no.

Ralph! Ralph !

Ralph! Ralph ! This is Ralph?

Ralph.

Ralph. She.

Really evil. So evil that you would say it was evil.

Right up those back stairs, Mrs. Mackenzie. Anything you need.

Right up those back stairs, Mrs. Mackenzie. Anything you need.

Right. I'm the guy who ordered the haggis.

Rose.

Run, Charlie!

Scotland has its own martial arts.

Scratch?

She is wonderful!

She just sort of comes and goes, but she always ends up here.

She killed Ralph and those two other guys. I got a picture.

She marries men under fake identities...

She murders her husbands, then changes her identity and marries again.

She roosts

She says "Ralph" in her sleep. So what?

She smelled like soup.

She stole my heart and my cat

She talked about a martial arts guy and some discussion about Ralph.

She talked about the martial arts guy...

She told me she dated a martial arts expert.

She was a thief You gotta believe

She was unemployed.

She's a nut case! A nut case!

She's absolutely beautiful!

She's murdered three men already.

She's my friend.

She's sitting in the heather

She's the best. She's incredible. You've been a chicken with commitment.

She's your friend.

She's your friend.

Shouldn't take very long.

Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants at Niagara Falls.

Show yourself around.

Shut it!

Shut up!

Shut up! Come on!

Sir, I really don't think I should.

So far she just confessed to the one murder.

So knowing

So lov ed

So what you're sayin' to me...

So you're rejecting me?

So, I just thought I'd do a preemptive strike.

So, Tony, what's the deal with your clothes?

So...

Some appointed, some elected and some co opted on a biannual basis.

Some herbal teas. Cubby Wubby Woom Room tea and Morning Thunder.

Somebody just turned themselves in for the murder of Ralph Elliot.

Sorry.

Sorry. Hello?

Sorry. I didn't have those other things.

Sounds like you really like this girl.

Speaking of great honeymooning couples, Charlie and Harriet Mackenzie.

Spherical, but pointy in parts.

Stay for a nightcap!

Stay out of this. This is strictly homicide.

Steve Dunleavy examines poison murders. Steve?

Stood at the edge...

Stop your job! Look at the insensitive man!

Stuart!

Sweet bird

Tell me one bad thing you've done, and it better be evil.

Tell me something about yourself.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Thank you very much. That's very kind of you.

Thank you, no. Thanks.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks, Mrs. Mackenzie.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Thank you.

That is good! You should just Let it happen, relax.

That makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass.

That over the years had come to be known as "Times Square."

That sounds like a Lot of fun.

That sounds like an awful lot of children, but

That was offsides, wasn't it?

That you're gonna reject me, you know?

That'll be $19.75.

That's a crying shame.

That's a fact.

That's a virtual planetoid. Has its own weather system.

That's all I want. No more, no less.

That's good.

That's good. That's nice.

That's it then?

That's no fair. That's hard.

That's no good.

That's not true. I broke up with those girls for very good reasons.

That's okay.

That's sweet of you, son. Thank you.

That's the artificial horizon...

That's the other thing. You're too nice.

That's the perfect cover, isn't it?

That's true. You're just gonna have to realize that.

That's what they're payin' you for!

The body was found in a sewer.

The circuits are down due to a storm.

The darkness bright

The guy left his heart in San Francisco.

The magic that you bring

The most common form of poisoning occurs between couples...

The next day he and four other inmates took turns...

The paper contains facts.

The Platters' "Only You."

The queen, the Vatican, the Gettys...

The Rothschilds and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

Then the reptile that took Hollywood by storm...

Therapy.

There was an accident in shop.

There was an episode of Night Gallery.

There's a wee lass

There's another one here. Native San Franciscan. Plumber. Elliott, Ralph.

There's something I've been meaning to tell you.

There's something to be said for not marrying. Did you read the paper today?

They make me horny Saturday morning

They said, '"The good news is we got the earwig...

Things were going really good, then I just got scared, all right?

Thirty years ago today, May and l were married. Some of you were there.

This bothers you?

This guy put an earwig in the guy's ear.

This is official police business. I would like to commandeer this vehicle.

This is Ralph.

This is really cool.

This is the cell for solitary confinement...

This is the main cell block area.

This paper contains facts.

This poem sucks

This way to the cafeteria.

Through good times and bad...

Through thick and thin, for better or for worse...

To make you think that they left you.

To make you think that they left you.

To my son, Charlie.

To my wife, May.

To this day, I still don't know where my cat is.

To this lovely couple, we wish a long and beautiful life.

Tonight, "Amy, Did She or Didn't She?"

Tony, have you heard of this? Mrs. X.

Tony, I'm really happy.

Tony, just read it, okay? Read it?

Tony, this time it's gonna be different.

Tony, would you like to dance?

Try it.

Twenty five years ago, they were right here on their honeymoon.

Two words.

Uh, she'll be down in a moment, actually. Yes.

Un lov ed

Un trust ing

Understood.

Union Square.

Usually I follow the Judeo Christian ethic of "Thou shalt not kill."

Victim #1 was a lounge singer.

Victim #2, a Russian martial arts expert.

Wait a minute, Captain. Trust me. I know what I'm taIkin' about.

Wait till you see this place. It's called Poet's Corner.

Wait. What do you look for in a woman you date?

Warren G. Harding and Julius Caesar.

Was that before or after Atlantic City?

Was that here in San Francisco?

We can talk about this here...

We did it on our honeymoon.

We gotta get Charlie.

We had love Not just sex

We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down.

We shouldn't talk about it, because Iíll start to analyze it.

We're in here, Son.

We're sleeping, and look how vulnerable we are.

Weíll be all snugly inside.

Well, a guy takes his job too seriously...

Well, I know everyone says sense of humor...

Well, she's confessed to the murders of Abraham Lincoln...

Well, that's a very nice note.

Well, yes.

Well, you havin' a busy week, Frank?

Well, you know, there's chance in everything.

Well, you're really quiet.

What a cute baby Charlie was!

What could you do?

What do you mean?

What do you say we catch a cab?

What happened, Charlie?

What is it, Charlie?

What the fuck? Rose!

What will you do tonight?

What would you say to silver dollar pancakes...

What?

What?

What? Charlie.

What? I look hip.

What's goin' on that you had to see me so urgently?

What's this?

When I joined the police force, I thought I would be Serpico.

When this note has been written and placed on the desk.

When you come to my parents' house, do not dress like a 1970's pimp.

When you hold my hand

When you said it wasn't late for you, I was wondering who it was late for.

Where did I put it? Stuart?

Where you haul me into your office, and you bawl me out...

Whereas Fruit Loops are light and reasonably high in fiber.

Which is better than the actual horizon.

While Having a Panic Attack Aboard the Mother Ship."

While we went out, she didn't tell me what she did for a living.

While you're there, why don't you try one of her bras on?

Who for then?

Who run everything in the world including the newspapers...

Who's in this Pentavirate?

Whoa, man

Whoa, man

Why can't you be Like the captain on Starsky and Hutch...

Why can't you do that?

Why don't I do the talking for you?

Why don't we just live together? We could just Live together at first.

Why don't you come with me?

Why don't you just taste it?

Why should I make it any easier?

Why? Tell me the truth.

Woe man

Woe man

Woman

Wonderful person, who I Love and adore, who I want to share

Would you mind not doing that?

Would you mind waiting for me?