Humphrey Bogart Soundboard Edit

A jury made up of you men said that should hang yes of course he should!

All right write him a letter we'll make it look as though it came from his brother i'll have a friend of mine mail it from kansas city

Are you turning yellow too

At this rate i'll be 60 before you get to the point

Back there in the hills is one of the few spots left in the world where you can get decent food and drink

Come on you tiny little wreck have a drink we're drinking to women

Do I know rita oh do I know her i'll give you a letter of introduction she'll fall immediate victim to your charms

Extraordinary creatures women well let's drink to them

Far be it from me to start any trouble but i'll lay you 8 to 5 right now that kid's going to move in on your gal

George moore was a very distinguished english writer you know except that he was irish

Get my gun! get my gun! give it to him maybe he'll shoot himself

Go ahead and shoot you'll be doing me a favor

Great bunch of quitting rats the whole crowd of you

Harry wouldn't have let them do it he had a sense of dignity I have a sense of survival

He can't be happy he ain't got no tables on the ceiling

He won't be 16

Here here drink up we'll never finish the other three

Here's looking at you kid (2)

Hey hey where'd you get those

How good and kind of you to remind me how good how true how kind

I am a little more impressed with you

I bet they're asleep in new york I bet they're asleep all over america

I called him on it and started shooting

I got the same doctor

I stick my neck out for nobody

I want that indian money well go and get it from the indians

I wouldn't believe you no matter what you told me you'd say anything now to get what you want

I'll let you stand behind the bar with your medals on and tell the drunks how you won the war

I'm no good at being noble but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world

I'm not fighting for anything anymore except myself i'm the only cause i'm interested in

I'm not interested in politics the problems of the world are not in my department

I'm sorry for asking I forgot we said no questions

I'm sorry there was a disturbance folks but it's all over now everything's all right

If I were to treat him with more than common politeness he'd misunderstand and try to push me around

If she can stand it I can play it

If you weren't a benighted jackass if you could see as far as you could spit

It's funny about your voice how it hasn't changed I can still hear it

It's one thing to pass a law another to make it work

Listen you came into this racket with your eyes open you learned a lot and you know a lot if any of it gets out you'll go out with your eyes open only this time they will have pennies on them

No i'm staying here this is my town and nobody's going to run me out of it

Nobody ever loved me that much

Now you two boys go outside and when the kid shows up make sure you draw first make sure your aim is good

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she walks into mine

One fine night a 5 inch shell is gonna blow the top of your head right off

Quit talking through your hat

Says he'll water his garden with champagne before he'll let the germans drink it

Someday i'll catch that ape without those stripes on and kick his teeth out

Someday that heater of yours will blast you into the hot seat well if it does you'll be sitting right in my lap

Sooners no we just got here ahead of you that's all

Tell that little squirt over by the piano I want to see him

That friendship stuff don't mean a thing to me

That sucker jumped 3 feet in the air and come down stiff as a board

The kid wants to shoot it out with me i'll be here

The trouble with england it's all pomp and no circumstance you're very wise to get out of it escape while you can

There'll always be guys wanting to drink

There's also such a thing as arriving too early

Those millions would they be pounds or dollars well either way suits me

We just heard you were figuring on building a town here that's all right with us all we want's a part of it

Well what are we waiting for we're waiting for the line to thin out so we can slip through

What is your nationality i'm a drunkard

What of it i'm going to die in casablanca it's a good spot for it

What's happened to you I thought you were my shrewd little manager

Where i'm going you can't follow what i've got to do you can't be any part of

Where were you last night that's so long ago I don't remember

Whose is it well the banks own it now used to be mine

Will I see you tonight I never make plans that far ahead

Yeah I kind of like that sound

Yes I found that a very expensive hobby too but then I never was much of a businessman

You know he's a sucker I don't trust mine

You seem to know all about my destiny

You take care of their virtues i'll take care of their vices that's simple ain't it

You wanna make a living the hard way

You want my advice oh yes please go back to bulgaria

You're not very subtle but you are effective I get the point

Your cash is good at the bar

Your story had me a little confused or maybe it was the bourbon