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Home > Uma Thurman Soundboard
Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom to find your food waiting for you
He fell out of a window well that is one way to say it another way to say it would be that he was thrown out
I promise I won't laugh that's what i'm afraid of vince
I'm gonna take a piss that's a little bit more information than I needed vince but go right ahead
No no you can't promise somethin' like that I have no idea what you're gonna ask me
Now i'm definitely not gonna tell you 'cause it's been built up too much
That's when you know you found somebody really special when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence
The japanese fox was a kung fu master
When you little scamps get together you're worse than a sewing circle
You can ask me what you're gonna ask me and my natural response could be to get offended