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But what I do have is a very particular set of skills skills i've acquired over a very long career skills that make me a nightmare for people like you
Excuse me miss I know this isn't the right time but i've a daughter who wants to be a singer and was wondering if you had any tips for her
Here take this the sugar will take the edge off the shock
I don't know what you want if you are looking for a ransom I can tell you I don't have money
I don't know who you are
I push one button and 30 agents will be here before you have time to scratch your worthless balls
I will look for you I will find you and I will kill you
I will tear down the eiffel tower if I have to
I'm retired not dead
It was all personal to me
No no I didn't say I wasn't buying I just like to get comfortable before I purchase like this karaoke machine I bought I must have read that manual from cover to cover so many times
One raspberry banana milkshake extra cherries just the way you like it
Really who's beyonce
Sorry doesn't cut it anymore jean claude not this time
Standard could you be more specific back home the standard covers a range of possibilities like kissing you know closed lips open lips
That's what happens when you sit behind a desk you forget things like the weight in the hand of a gun that's loaded and one that's not
There are certain areas in paris that you should avoid i've written them down
They're there I can hear them
Wake up! I need you to be focused
Well my job made me aware
You come to this country take advantage of it's system and think because we're tolerant we are weak and helpless
You don't have to worry that's like telling water not to be wet sweetie
You don't remember me we spoke on the phone two days ago I told you I would find you
You need to give me what I need or this switch'll stay on till they turn power off for lack of payment on the bill
You will never get away with this if you wanna live you'll make sure I do
Your arrogance offends me and for that the rate went up 10 percent

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