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A dragon that's not just a dragon, that's a Norwegian ridgeback.
A lot. He'll wax.
A wand. Ohh, you want ollivanders. Ain't no place better.
Abnormal. And then if you please, she went and got herself blown up and we got landed with you.
According to Mcgonigle. Hey, well done Harry. What's just told us?
After all. He who must not be named. Did great things. Terrible. But great.
Again. Multimode.
Agreed to take me from a real dragon. They don't mean a Penguin, do they?
Ah, right then. Right. OK, Griffin door.
Ah, troll bogies.
Ah. Bertie Botts every flavour beans.
Ain't no one going to get past fluffy.
Albus, do you really think it's safe leaving him with these people? I've watched them all day. They're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable. They really are.
All right there, Ron. All right, you. All right.
All right, Harry, you take the empty Bishop Square.
All right, Harry. Once I make my move. The Queen will take me.
All right. Money. Never better.
All students must be equipped with one standard size 2 pewter cauldron. And they bring, if they desire, either an owl, a cat, or a toad.
Alohomora standard book of spells, Chapter 7.
Alright, no, but yeah, he's got to have a name, Daddy. You know Arabic.
And 3rd. To Mr. Harry Potter. For pure love and outstanding courage. I award Gryffindor house. 60 points.
And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key?
And find the poor beast. Ron. Hermione, you'll come with me, OK? And Harry, you'll go with Malfoy.
And God song. Wingardium leviosa.
And Griffin doors. Note that five points will be taken from your house. For your classmates, cheek.
And I must ask you. Not to go looking for it again.
And in first place with 472 points Slytherin House.
And join your classmates. But before you can take your seats, you must be sorted into your houses.
And kind, yeah, but what if we don't like Romania?
And live never.
And now, as I understand it, the House Cup needs awarding.
And one of the vaults said it was hopewell's business. Very secret.
And please. Good afternoon.
And she met that Potter, and then she had you. When I knew he would be the same, just as strange, just as. Abnormal and then if you.
And smile.
And stay alert. Not in some shows are really stupid. Probably people playing jokes.
And the bad? And the boy Hagrid is bringing him.
And then again. Maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention.
And to ensure it doesn't happen again, all four of you will receive detention.
And to Hogwarts as well. Now all you've got to do. Is walk straight at the wall between platforms 9 and 10.
And to sacrifice himself? No, you can't. There must be another way. Do you?
And warned. Essential bit of equipment, Harry.
And who owned that wand?
And with Dumbledore gone?
Another Weasley I know just what to do with you.
Another year gone.
Anti cheating spell? That's insulting. And since I don't trust us, Dumbledore again.
Any question. All right, what are the three most crucial ingredients in a forgetfulness potion?
Anyone that stood up to him ended up dead.
Anything off the trolley deers? No thanks. Almost set.
Apparently not.
Are the rumours true Elvis?
Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good, is it? Of course.
Are you sure you could be great. You know it's all here in your head.
Are you? Hagrid. We know he's after the stone, we just don't know why. Snake.
As for me? I'll be a knight.
As for you 2 gentlemen. But I just hope you realize how fortunate you are.
As he is. So then it shows us what we want. Whatever we want.
As such. I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion making, however.
Ask yours. Red hair and a hand me down, robe. You must be a Weasley.
Assuming that my calculations are correct, I believe that a change of decoration is in order.
At the end of the year. The house with the most points is awarded the House Cup.
Back again, Harry.
Back. All I ask is for something in return.
Be secret. So you're saying that's what the dog's guarding? That's what Snape wants.
Because a Hogwarts teacher, Hogwarts teach or not, I know a spell when I see one. I've read all about them.
Bertie bots every flavor. Beans, like mean every flavor. There's chocolate and peppermint, and there's also spinach liver and tripe.
Beside you. But remember this, Harry.
Best not to mention this to anyone, Harry.
Between platforms 9 and 10, best two did a bit of a run. If you're nervous. Good luck.
Bletchley Park to Captain Marcus Flynn.
Blimey. Is that the time? Sorry, Harry.
Blood. Listen, last night I'm guessing Snape let the draw him as a diversion so he could try and get past that three headed dog. But.
Bloody brilliant. Thank you for that assessment, Mr. Weasley.
Bloody Marys.
Bludger. Nasty little buggers.
Both 687.
Both my parents are dead.
Both. Good to have you with someone, yeah.
Boy.
Boys, dormitories upstairs and down to your left. Girls the same on your right.
Bravery. Your parents had it too.
Brilliant idea. And between you and me, that is saying something.
But don't. There's something not right about that mirror.
But he doesn't understand. I'm never alone. Never.
But I think it is clear. That we can expect great things from you.
But nobody lived once he decided to kill him.
But one thing's absolutely certain. Something about you stumped him that night.
But then from out, he'll die, won't he?
But where to put you?
But you. Not a seeker.
But. No you honey. You have never known your family. You see them? Standing beside you.
Can I borrow this? Thanks.
Can you hear me? It's just. I've never talked to a snake before.
Can you please?
Careful now it's coming back.
Check the king. No, Ron. No.
Check.
Checkmate.
Cheering for Quidditch #harry potter #hagrid #hermione granger #dumbledore #mcgonagall #cheer #yay #clap #applause #support
Christmas, Merry Christmas reading the whole quote. And every Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Cliff Rd. wrong was here. Is he all right? What about amani?
Come here, Potter. No.
Come here. Oh, listen, Harry, is that dope of a cousin of yours? Dudley gives you any grief.
Come on E, where are you? Do what?
Come on now, hurry up. You'll be late. Trains leaving. Go on, go on. Come on, hurry up.
Come on, frank.
Come on, frank. Forget it.
Come on, Harry. One minute.
Come on.
Come on. Come come look. It's my parents.
Come on. Oh, are you doing magic? Let's see them.
Come on. Some pictures moving. That one.
Comes the birthday boy. Happy birthday, son.
Complicates things a bit.
Consulate in my opinion. No.
Cool.
Could. Hooky. Who?
Counter curse Staples trying to save me.
Cup needs awarding, and the points stand thus. In fourth place. Griffindor with 312 points.
Curious. I've never seen buds like these.
Dad, be that as it me, it was an extremely foolish thing to do. I would have.
Dale. Five points. We'll be awarded to each of you. For sheer dumb luck.
Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Dear Unicorn, drinking the blood of a Unicorn will keep you alive even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price.
Definition.
Demo. That my left. Goldie.
Did he do well? Seeker. But first, she is never make the house teams.
Did you hear that?
Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lamb would give him this squeeze, he remembered the fallen his fat arse. Give it here now.
Didn't think your mom and dad would leave you with nothing though, did you?
Didn't you see what it was standing on? I wasn't looking at its fate. Holds a bit preoccupied with its heads. Or maybe you didn't notice there were three. It was.
Do something. Anything.
Do you like yours, Ron? Yeah, actually. Ron.
Do you? Only. You talk to people often.
Do. I think if you had the chance, you might have tried to kill me tonight.
Does anybody feel like we shouldn't be here?
Does it seem a bit? Quiet to you.
Does that mean? With the stun gun, that is difficult. Work can never come back.
Doesn't it? I'm not going home. Not really.
Dog.
Don't be a fool. Why suffer anaerobic death? When you can join me and live.
Don't get bloodied up. Too bad. Can't make any promises, of course. Rough game, quidditch.
Don't go near that dog. The day I was at Gringotts, Hagrid took something out of one of the vaults. Said it was.
Don't like this? Perhaps you should see the nurse.
Donning something that's right now.
Door is not here. He received an urgent out from the Ministry of Magic and left immediately for London.
Doris crockford. Mr. Potter, I can't believe I'm meeting you at last.
Double like that, wouldn't you? We did save her life.
Down this instant.
Down. On my whistle 3/2.
Draco malfoy.
Dry up Dursley, you great prune.
Dry up, Dursley! #hagrid #insult #dry up #you great prune #burn #harry potter
Dumbledore Claps #harry potter #clapping #clap #congrats #way to go #wahoo #nice job #great #good #mcgonagall #dumbledore
Dumbledore, I will not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach him magic tricks.
Dumbledore. As long as Dumbledore's around, Harry, you're safe.
Dumped him that night. That's why you're famous. That's why everybody knows your name. You are the boy who lived.
Easily. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time.
Easy. Can you imagine the looking on we're going to go to space if we were late?
Eating you at last, Harry Potter? Can't tell you how pleased I am to meet you. Hello.
Elvis. I'm afraid so, Professor.
Especially for you. But what was that thing you saved me from? A monstrous creature?
Everyone out of the way.
Everyone will please not panic.
Everyone's to keep their feet firmly on the ground while I take Mr. Longbottom to the hospital wing, understand?
Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me Sir, can you tell me where I might find platform 9 3/4?
Excuse me, professor, perhaps I heard you wrong.
Excuse me? Could could you tell me? How to how to get onto the platform?
Excuse me? Do you mind? Everywhere else is full. Not at all.
Excuse me? Who are you?
Fake. Good and enunciate.
Famous fire eaters. The 15th century feeds.
Feel it, snake line. You're still on a beat. Him, yeah.
Felt 713.
Fight you Neville. I'm really, really sorry about this.
Fine day Sunday. In my opinion, the best day of the week.
Fire.
First year students will require three sets of plain work robes, 1 wand. They say.
Floating Pumpkins #hogwarts #jackolantern #pumpkins #halloween
Fly. Do you all have your feathers? Good.
Follow me everyone. Keep up quickly. Come on.
Followed by the Golden snitch. Remember, the snitch is worth 150 points. The.
For example. Oculus reparo. That's better, isn't it?
For your information, Cortana. As for Dylan Wormwood, make a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the draft of the living dead.
Forgetfulness potion. Forgot.
Forgot. And what, may I ask, do you plan to do if this comes up in the final exam? Copy off you. No, you won't.
Found him. Dumbledore is particularly famous for his to feed to the dark Wizard Grindelwald in 1945.
Fred Ali am honestly, woman. You call yourself our mother.
Fred, you next.
Fred, you next. He's not Fred. I am.
From Weasley, I'm Harry, Harry Potter.
From which back my brother Charlie works with these Romania.
Gambling.
Gather around here.
George sweared. He got a bogey flavoured one month.
Get onto the platform with this. Not to worry, dear, it's Ron's first time to Hogwarts as well now.
Give it away, Eve.
Give it here, Malfoy, or I'll knock you off your broom! #harry potter #daniel radcliffe #give it here #malfoy #knock you off your broom #gimme
Give me a hand out for your old knock you off your broom.
Give me that.
Give you a sign if something bad happens. Get yourselves out.
Go go.
Go into trouble again. I'll fight you, Neville. I'm.
Go on, Harry, couldn't just great. Best game. The reason and you'll be great too. But I've never even played.
Go on. Bonds right, Harry, you're going to need your strength today.
Go on. I'm with you. I'm with you now. I'm with you.
God, I'll miss the screaming.
Gonna get past fluffy. Ain't the soul knows how set for me in Dumbledore.
Good afternoon class.
Good afternoon, class, good afternoon. Afternoon.
Good afternoon, Harry.
Good evening, professor Dumbledore.
Good evening.
Good for you to get us out of trouble like that.
Good God, man, you're not still on about that bloody dragon, are you?
Good luck today, Potter.
Good luck. Harry Potter.
Good morning, Boo.
Good.
Good. Now what? Don't forget the nice wrist movement. We've been practicing the swish and flick everyone.
Got her letter. We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful?
Granger's five points will be taken from Gryffindor for your serious lack of judgment.
Graveyard. This is no graveyard.
Griffin doors keep up, please, and stay alert.
Griffin doors. Follow me. Please keep up. Thank you.
Had it wrong. Snape doesn't want stone for himself, he wants the stone for Voldemort.
Had the four of us know you heard me correctly, Mr. Malfoy, you.
Hagrid always wanted a dragon told me so the first time I ever met him.
Hagrid is bringing him. Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid with something as important as this?
Hagrid oh hello.
Hagrid oh hello. Sorry, don't wish to be rude, but I'm in no fit state you entertained today.
Hagrid waves goodbye #harry potter #goodbye #bye #waving #wave #hagrid
Hagrid, who gave you the dragon egg? What did he look like? I don't know.
Hagrid. What exactly is that that it's it's.
Hagrid. What is that what we're here for?
Halloween. Then then you let the troll in. Very good.
Happens to have one? I mean, how many people wander around with dragon eggs in their pocket? Why?
Happy Christmas, Harry.
Happy Christmas, Harry. Happy Christmas, Ron.
Happy Christmas, Ron. What are you wearing? Ohh, mom made it.
Happy Christmas.
Hard. Keep your brooms steady. Hover for a moment, then lean forward slightly and touch back down.
Harry Potter Clapping #clap #nice done #congrats #great job #wahoo #harry potter #daniel radcliffe
Harry Potter, you must leave. You are known to many creatures here.
Harry Potter.
Harry Potter. Follow me.
Harry Potter. This is where I leave you.
Harry Potter. We meet again.
Harry waves goodbye #harry potter #goodbye #bye bye #wave #waving #see you #harry
Harry, do you think this man shows the future? How can it?
Harry, I know what you're thinking, but don't.
Harry, no way. You heard what Madam good said beside.
Harry, to you that has to go on, I know it. Not me, not him. I me you.
Harry, what is it?
Harry, what is it? Nothing. Nothing. I'm fine.
Harry, you're famous. Why? All those people back there, how is it they know who I am?
Harry.
Harry. Harry. Happy birthday.
Harry. Let's go. Keep spawning.
Has anyone seen a toad? A boy named Neville's lost one?
Have a lovely day at the office, dear.
Have a nice summer. Dismal once again, my request to join the Headless hunt has been denied.
Have it your way then.
Have no one. Do you mean to say? That thing that killed the Unicorn that was drinking his blood. That was Voldemort.
Have to Smeltings caveat to smell Tonia proud.
Have you heard? Harry Potters, the new Griffin door seeker.
He has enough elixir to set his affairs in order. Of course yes. He will die.
He killed my parents, didn't he? The one who gave me this.
He will die. How was it? I got the stone, Sir. One minute I was staring in the mirror, and the next?
He will not be going. I suppose a great muggle like yourselves going to stop him, are you?
He, of course. Never trusted me again. He really left me alone.
He'd be wanting to see me. No. Your train leaves in 10 minutes is your ticket. Stick to it, Harry. That's very important. Stick to your chicken.
He's boring.
He's going into the girls bathroom.
He's got a little job to do inside the dark forest.
He's named down ever since you were born. He's going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world, and he will be under the finest headmaster that Hogwarts has ever seen. Alvis Dumb...
He's not relaxing, is he? Apparently not.
Hello amora.
Hello homora.
Hello Sir Nicholas. Have a nice summer.
Hello there friends. See, you've met our young Mr. Potter.
Hello, Harry.
Hello, welcome to Hogwarts first quidditch game of the season. Today's game Slytherin versus Gryffindor.
Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Hello. How are you? Welcome to griffindor.
Help!
Help! help!
Here it is. Nicholas Flamel is the only known maker of the Sorcerer's Stone.
Here we are.
Here's where you get your quills and your ink. And over there all your bits and bobs for doing your wizardry.
Hermione Granger.
Hey, he's gone. Oh, you're kind of expecting dry around all day, can you?
Hey, look, Neville's gotta remember all.
Hey, wait. Where are you going?
Hi, hedwig.
His name was. Or maybe she wrote it down. No, I can't spell it. All right. Voldemort. Voldemort.
Hmm, difficult. Very difficult. Plenty.
Holy cricket, you're Harry Potter. I'm.
Houses. They are gryffindor. Hufflepuff. Ravenclaw. And slithering.
How about the roof?
How big they are? No, this is what we're going to do, he said. When we go out, we're going to buy you 2 new presents. Are there pumpkin?
How did you get one of our stranger I met down in the pub?
How do I get it? Why?
How do you know someone's going to try and steal it?
How do you wake up? Come on, Harry, wake up.
How many are there? 36 counted them myself. Fuck you lost your unfunky 7.
How to calm him? Take fluffy for example, just playing a bit of music and he falls straight to sleep.
Howdy. Do you know why Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to have you touch him?
Hurry up and flick guard.
Hurry up!
Hybrid. How much to pay for all this? I haven't any money.
I award 10 points. To Neville longbottom.
I can help you there.
I can't believe it. In just a week, you'll be off to smeltings.
I demand that you leave at once. You are breaking and entering.
I don't know how you 3 found out about the stone, but I assure you it is perfectly well protected.
I don't know so and what is the difference between monkshood and Wolfsbane? I don't know, Sir.
I don't know, sir #harry potter #daniel radcliffe #idk #i dont know #dont know
I don't like this. I don't like this at all. Where are?
I don't really remember. I took a blood draw to the head 2 minutes in. Woke up in hospital a week later.
I found him.
I found that rather enjoyable. Speak for yourself. What the?
I had you looking in the wrong section. How could I be so stupid?
I heard you wrong. I thought you said the four of us.
I know Norbert.
I know you're in there. You can't hide.
I love you, you're nearly headless neck.
I met down the pub last year and then I let him to Dumbledore to guard the yes shouldn't have said.
I only see us.
I rabbit Harpring home, turn this water into room.
I rather person home.
I see myself holding the stone. But how do I get it?
I see that your friend Ronald has saved you the trouble of opening your chocolate frogs.
I see the jewel like so many before you have discovered the delights of the mirror of erised.
I see. That's me as well. I never knew my parents either.
I should have known that you would be here. Professor mcgonagall.
I shouldn't have said that. I should not have said that. I shouldn't have said that.
I shouldn't have told you that.
I still need a wand.
I swear I don't know. One minute the glass was there and then it was done. It was like magic.
I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself. Thanks.
I think she heard you.
I think we got a bad influence on her.
I think we're going to need another feather over here, professor.
I think with Charles left the dungeon.
I told you about fluffy. Fluffy. That thing has a name. Well, of course she's got her name. He's mine.
I was the only one to see her for what she was. Freak you?
I went looking for the troll. I've read about them and thought I could handle it. But I was wrong.
I wonder.
I wondered when I'd be seeing you, Mr. Potter.
I'd always had Hogwarts. End of year exams were frightful, but I found that rather enjoyable.
I'd say you were scared. Scared, Potter.
I'll come back. But if he comes back, you don't think he'll try to kill you, do you?
I'll do the counter course. No, that's all I need you to set my bloody kneecaps on fire.
I'll do the counter curse.
I'll go first. Don't follow until I give you a sign.
I'm a what? A wizard and a thumping goodnight wager once you trade up a little.
I'm feeling wonderful, darling.
I'm half and half.
I'm half and half. My dad's a muggle, mom's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out.
I'm not going to quit.
I'm only joking. I am Fred.
I'm run, by the way, Ron Weasley. I'm Harry.
I'm stick. It's not just a broomstick, Harry, it's a Nimbus 2000.
I'm still sad. Devil snack is deadly fun. But we'll soak in the sun. That's it. Devil snare hates sunlight.
I'm telling you, it's spooky. She knows more about you than you do. Who doesn't?
I'm warning you now, boy, any funny business any at all and you won't have any meals for a week. Getty.
I'm. I'm not, Harry. I am. Well, of course you are.
I've finished dying it. But that's Dudley's old uniform. Look at me like bits of old elephant skin and fit you.
I've got dumbledore. I've got about 6 of him.
I've lost my liking for them. But I think. It could be safe with a nice toffee.
If the unicorns don't you see, we had it wrong.
In Dragons there, good you can help Harry. Then he's.
In my opinion. Nope. I reckon he's out there still. Too tired to carry on?
In Professor Quirrell. But but that day, during the quidditch match, Snape tried to kill me.
In second place. Ravenclaw. With 426 points.
In the dark. In the dungeon.
In your head and slithering will help you on the way to greatness. As no doubt about that, no.
Inflammatory.
Information.
Ingredient in Professor Quirrell. Excuse me, excuse me. Could I borrow wood for a moment, please?
Insurance. Also our caretaker, Mr. Phillips. Has asked me to remind you. That the third floor corridor on the right hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful de...
Is he kept his hood up this stranger though you and he must have talked.
Is it dead? I don't think so. Glass, not doubt.
Is that the time? Sorry, Harry, I'm going to have to leave you. Dumbledore, be wanting these. Well, he'd be wanting to see me, no.
Is that? A dragon.
It does not do to dwell on dreams. And forget to live.
It looks like he's going to be sick #rubeus hagrid #ill #sick #upset stomach #vomit #dont feel well #queasy #nauseous
It means you'll never die. I know what it means.
It seems only yesterday that your mother and father were in here buying their first ones.
It was because of your mother. She sacrificed herself for you. And that kind of act leaves a mark.
It was dark times, very dark times.
It was wrong. If Harry and Ron hadn't come and found me, I'd probably be dead.
It wasn't blinking exactly.
It wasn't in slithering Susan bones.
It would be great too, but I've never even played Quidditch. What if I make a fool of myself?
It. The sorcerer's stone is a legendary substance with astonishing powers. It can transform any metal into pure gold and produces the elixir of life which will make the drink from mortal.
It's a chess board.
It's a scandal. You'll not be going.
It's about you know what and fault, you know which.
It's going to commit. Harry Potter receives 150 points for catching the snitch.
It's gonna be no problem. Well, of course he was interested in fluffy.
It's got the commit.
It's happened before. Not like this perhaps.
It's I know what that is.
It's just a spell. Besides, it's the card you want.
It's Levi OSA, not leviosa.
It's locked. That's it.
It's locked. That's it. We're done for.
It's not hate sunlight. Loomis so loud.
It's really rare. What do gave it to you that was?
It's still just cats.
It's too simple. I'll go.
It's true then, what they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. Bottom.
It's understood. Old.
Jackie 4.
Just a little bit. Fred gave me a spell as to turn him yellow. Want to see? Yeah.
Just don't know why Snape is one of the teachers protecting the stone. It's not about to steal it.
Just give me a stone.
Just go. Sorry, sorry. It's for your own good, you know.
Just helping young Harry, your boy school supplies.
Just hurry. Well, just Harry, did you ever make anything happen? Anything you couldn't explain when you were angry or or scared?
Just life. Who would choose such a life? Can you think of no one?
Just this professor. I would trust Hagrid with my life.
Just wait in the boats. Come on left. Follow me.
Keep up please and follow me. Quickly now. Come on. Come on.
Kill you. And trust me, if snapped Cloak hadn't caught fire and broken my eye contact, I would have succeeded.
Knight to E5.
Lamp please.
Leaves a mark. No, no. This kind of mark cannot be seen. He lives in your very skin. What is it? Love Mary. Love.
Left immediately for London. He's gone now. But this is important. This is about the sorcerer's stone.
Leg lockers malfoy.
Let me give you a clue.
Let the feast. Begin.
Let's go this way before the staircase moves again.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Leviosa, off you go there.
Like this fall? You'll like it. Just wait. It's wicked fast and damning. Impossible to see.
Lily and James Potter, you have to say something.
Long bottom besides, if anyone cares to notice, my eyebrows have completely grown back.
Long walk. You're a wizard, Harry.
Look at it, the new numbers, 2000. It's the fastest model yet.
Look at you playing your cards pathetic.
Look like the night sky I read about in Hogwarts A history.
Looks like he's going to be sick.
Lot of people never how I can barely stand at all.
Lucky Hermione pays attention in Herbology.
Make a wish, Harry.
Make it move.
Make it stop please! stop it!
Make yourself all right there, Harry.
Many creatures here Forest is not safe at this time. Especially for you.
Master, you are not strong enough. I have strength enough for this.
Me and dumbledore. No, I shouldn't have told you that. I should not have told you that.
Me books and cleverness. And more important things. Friendship and bravery.
Me. This way. This is the most direct path to the dormitories.
Men have wasted away in front of it. Even gone, man.
Mental. That one, I'm telling you.
Met him. Crazy. Worse mouth or nose?
Mini.
Mom. Dad.
Morning. I haven't seen you since you was a baby. Are you back?
Mouse. The first years, Please note. The Dark Forest is strictly forbidden to all students.
Move. No, he's asleep.
Mr. Harry Potter wishes to make a withdrawal.
Mr. Longbottom.
Mr. Mr. Mr. look, Mr. Longbottom.
Mr. Potter, clearly Hermione knows. Seems a pity not to ask her.
Mr. Potter. Our. New celebrity?
Mummy what's happening
Must be another way. Do you want to stop snake from getting that stone or not?
My body's gone. I know what that is. What's an invisibility coke?
My friend Nicholas and I have had a little chat and agreed it was best over around.
My parents either don't come here. Mr. ring.
Nearly headless neck. I prefer Sir Nicholas, if you don't mind.
Never. Insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me.
Never. Now what does this mirror do? I see what I desire.
Nice looking properly. Go and stand there.
Nice to meet you. Fearfully fascinating subject.
Nice. Tell the truth. What do you see?
Nicholas Flamel.
Night to H3.
Nighty night.
Nine and three quarters, 9 3/4 think you're being funny, do you?
No blasted lettuce today. No, Sir. Single bloody letter. Not one.
No blowing me, Harry. Didn't you ever wonder where your mom and dad learned all?
No post on Sundays, right you are, Harry. No post on Sunday.
No problems. I trust hagrid. No, Sir.
No you weren't. Besides, according to Professor Mcgonagall were to be given special quills. The witch with an anti cheating spell.
No, at the funny world. Are you back? It's mine. We're writing to you.
No, don't move. Don't forget we're still playing.
No, I think I'll have someone for long, but I'm going to find.
No, no, definitely not. No matter.
No, Sir, not one blasted miserable.
No, we're going visit Hagrid. No.
No, what we're going to do just relax.
No. Before we begin, Professor Dumbledore would like to say a few words.
No. It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest and most desperate desires of our hearts.
No. Prefects will lead our house back to the dormitories.
Nobody's not one. Except you.
Non magic folk, this boy has had his name down ever since you were born.
Nonsense.
Norbert's gone. Dumbledore sent them off to Romania to live in a colony.
Not about that, no. Well, if you're sure. Dress up the. Gryffindor.
Not many first year students could take on a fully grown mountain troll and live to tell the tale.
Not quite. A bit bigger than last year. How big they are.
Not that you needed help, Potter.
Not to ask her. Silence.
Nothing. I repeat, nothing. Gives a student the right to walk about the school at night.
Nothing. I'm fine. I know Hufflepuff.
Now I want a nice clean game. From all of you.
Now what do we do?
Now what do we do? Go down the trapdoor. Tonight.
Now what do we do? It's obvious, isn't it? We're going to play our way across the room.
Now would you go back to your dormitories? Go ahead please.
Now you listen to me, all three of you. You're.
Now, in a few moments, you will pass through these doors and join your classmates but before.
Now, what would three young gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside on a day like this?
Now, while you're here. Your House will be like your family.
Oceans final hang on a minute, we're forgetting one thing.
Of course he's got her name, he's mine. I bought him off an Irish fella I met down the pub last year.
Of course, here it is, Nicholas.
Of course. Rough game, Quidditch, brutal, but no one dies in years. Someone will vanish occasionally, but they'll turn up in a month or two.
Of course. What is it?
Of the living dead Abees or is a stoned hicken from the stomach of a goat, and it will save you from most poisons. As for me.
Of the sorcerer's stone what?
Oh dear.
Oh my goodness, Mr. explain yourselves, both of you.
Oh well, you preciate it if you didn't tell anyone and hard work about that.
Oh, and stuff. If I didn't know better, Draco, I'd say you were scared.
Oh, it's so horrible. Breath.
Oh, miles here.
Oh, the girls bathroom. She said that she'd been in there all afternoon, crying.
Oh, we're a bit behind schedule.
Oh, you shouldn't have, said Happy Nicholas Trammell. Who's Nicholas flamel? Tonight.
Oh, you stood on my foot. Sorry.
Ohh dear, it's a broken wrist. Put boy. Come on that up bigger.
Ohh farted. Just look at him. I can't believe it.
Ohh look like.
Ohh my just ill at the funny well.
Ohh well dub. See here everyone. This grade just done it. Splendid.
Ohh, I agree usually I presume.
Ohh. And there's something else as well.
Ohh. Griffindor.
Ohh. My body's gone. I know what.
OK, push.
OK, then I get Frank.
OK, then I get Frank. Fine. Just so you know. He's a bloody coward.
OK, what you could tell so that she wouldn't come out with a girl's bathroom. She.
Old elephant skin and fit you well enough.
Once you trade up a little, no, you've made a mistake. I mean, I can't be a a a wizard. I mean, I'm just. Harry. Just hurry.
One of the teachers. Of course there are other things depending on the stone. Aren't there spells, enchantments.
One of the Wizards most rudimentary skills is levitation. What the ability to make objects fly.
One pair of dragonhide gloves. How good do they mean from a real dragon?
Other. It is curious that you should be destined for this one. When it's brother. Gave you that scar.
Out in the forest. But he's weak. He's living off the unicorns, don't you?
P.
P.
Packed with Muggles, of course. Come on back from 9 3/4 this way.
Parents died in a car crash. Car crash. A car crash killed Lily and James Potter, you have to say.
Paris. Now. Once you've got hold of your room, I want you to mount it and grip it tight. You don't want to be sliding off the end.
Partner Nicholas Flamel. I knew the name sounded familiar. I read it on the train that day. Follow me.
Party, yes. Snape, unfortunately, wasn't fooled.
Passing home once shameless trying to do to that glass of water turn it to run actually managed to weak tea yesterday. Before.
Password caput draconis.
Path to the dormitories ohh and keep an eye on the staircases they'd like to change.
Peace. Oh yeah, yeah, of course.
Penny right.
People.
Perhaps on fire? I don't appreciate the insinuation Longbottom besides.
Perhaps she was ago, not might wake up.
Perhaps you should see the nurse. I think it's a warning. It means dangerous coming.
Perhaps. This.
Peters, our job is to make sure that you don't get bloodied up too bad.
Pick my name is funny. Do you need to ask you yours? Red.
Pity. Clearly, fame isn't everything. Is it Mr. Potter?
Pity..
Play free. And Harry, just be careful.
Play the rain and finally. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies. But a great deal more to stand up to your friends.
Please speak to him, master, you are not strong enough.
Pleased #satisfied #gratified #pleased #conent #clap #congrats #congratulations #dumbledore #harry potter
Pleased I am to meet you. Hello professor. I didn't see you there.
Points. Any rule breaking and you will lose points.
Poop. Lucky we didn't panic.
Potions, but everyone knows it's the dark arts he fancies. He's been after Cruels job for years.
Potter, I'm Hermione Granger. And you are?
Potter, this is Oliver Wood.
Pour out pussy. You first.
Pretty coke. I'm going to disable.
Pro。
Prodigy. I love a dragon. You'd like a dragon?
Professor Dumbledore gave me this.
Professor Dumbledore, Sir. Professor mcgonagall.
Professor. The good. And the bird.
Professors, I've found this in the restricted section. It's still hot. That means there's a student out of bed.
Put it on down, you silly girl.
Queen to E5.
Quick, let's hide through that door.
Quidditch is easy enough to understand. Each team has seven players, 3 chasers, 2 beaters, 1 keeper and the Seeker. That's you.
R's got something for you. Freedom may have sat on it at some point, but I imagine it'll taste fine just the same. Ah. Beating myself, words and all.
Raven call for me.
Read. Looks like you got one too. I've got presents, yeah.
Ready on the train that day? Follow me.
Real frogs, are they? It's just a spell.
Really, really sorry about this, petrificus totalis.
Reason.
Regard the yes shouldn't have said that. No more questions. Don't ask anymore questions. That's top secret, that is.
Relax dear boy. The stone has been destroyed.
Remember all I've heard about those? When the smoke turns red, it means you've forgotten something.
Remember what I've forgotten? Hey Ron, somebody broke into Gringotts.
Right then. First years. There's my face. Come on now. First years. Don't be shy. Come on now. Hurry up.
Right. And to think I've been worrying about my potions. Final hang on a.
Right. Let's go.
Right. Unicorn blood can sustain. But it cannot give me the body of my own. There is something that can?
Ring gods? Listen, believed to be the work of dark Wizards or witches. Unknown Gringotts goblins, while acknowledging the breach, insists nothing was taken the.
Ron, you OK? OK.
Ron.
Ron. I'll be right back.
Ron. Ron, come on, get out of bed. Why? There's something you've got to see, and I've come on.
Ron. You don't suppose this is going to be like? Real with Jess, do you?
Ron's right. I have to go home.
Ronald weasley.
Rooms at Hogwarts. Of course you'll know all about Hogwarts. Sorry, no, no.
Ross, you've really got to see this, right? You've got to see this.
Said. I trust by now you realize what it does.
Say up. Ohh. Wow. Wow. Ohh.
Say, Percy. Who's that teacher talking to? Professor quirrell?
Scared, Harry. A little, that's all right. I felt the same way before my first game.
School 10 points for Griffin door.
School of Witchcraft and Wizardry will not be going. When we took him in, we put a stop to all this rubbish you knew.
See, Harry, you're famous. Why?
Seeing the type, doesn't he? We're next to him. Who would suspect? Stuttering, Professor Quirrell.
Separate this high.
Serious. I remember everyone I've ever sold, Mr. Potter.
She got landed with you blown up. You told me my parents died in a car crash.
She like the handle there. I see it the wrong with the broken wing.
She needs to sort out her priorities.
She not slithering, not slithering, not slithering. Are you sure you?
Shiites. Very curious.
Shoe goo.
Should these Romania beautiful? Oh, bless him. Look, he knows his mummy.
Shut up, Harry.
Silence! #silence #shhhh #be silent #say nothing #stop talking #shut up #do not speak #albus dumbledore #professor dumbledore #harry potter
Slitherine house.
Slithering takes possession of the puzzle Bletchley Park.
Slithering.
Slowly kill you faster. Kill us faster. Relax.
Smile for you knows I don't understand. Is that bad?
Snap's already been here. He's put a spell on the harp.
Snape tried to kill me. No, dear boy, I tried to kill you.
Snape's trying to steal it cards, wallop. Professor Snape is a Hogwarts teacher.
So long and you never told me. Would you not be?
So real this evening. It's just bewitch to look like the night sky.
So so it's true, I mean. Do you really have the the the what? Skull.
So. It's our job. To go and find the poor beast.
Some of them go bad. A few years ago there was one wizard that went as bad as you can go, and his name was.
Something that, conveniently enough lies in your pocket.
Sorry about him. He doesn't understand what it's like lying there day after day watching people press their ugly faces in on you.
Sorry about that #harry potter #hagrid #sorry #apology #my bad
Sorry about that.
Sorry, look this Hagrid.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. But what's curious?
Speak his name. That one chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why.
Special day coming up. Bring my coffee, boy. Yes, Uncle Vernon.
Spells Chapter 7.
Spells. Enchantments. That's right. Waste of bloody time. Have you asked me?
Start.
Steven, don't you? That's me. Honey, I'm headed boy and I'm holding the cottage cup. And bloody hell. And Quidditch captain too.
Stop him.
Stop moving both of you. This is devil's snare you have.
Strange.
Strictly speaking, I'm not allowed to do magic.
Stupid. I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of like reading.
Sunshine daisies butter mellow. Turn this stupid fat right yellow.
Sure. It is a terrible crime to slay a Unicorn. Drinking.
Take a bit of time, she might go on.
Take care of Ron, then go to the owlery. Send a message to Dumbledore. Ron's right.
Take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi OSA, not levio sar.
Talk about the school at night. Therefore, as punishment for your actions, 50 points will be taken. 50 each.
Teacher Hogwarts ohh nice to meet you.
Teachers will follow me to the dungeons.
Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of Wormwood?
Tell me. Harry. Would you like to see your mother and father again? Together. We can bring them back.
Tell me. What do you see?
Thank you.
Thank you. It's not every day your young man turns 11 now, is it?
Thank you. It's not every day.
Thank you. No, never. Listen, we would. No, I won't let you. You'll get Griffin down into trouble again.
Thanks, hagrid.
Thanks.
Thanks. Any type.
That explains the blood. Blood.
That is one of my more brilliant ideas.
That is potion making, however for those select few. Who possess the predisposition? I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses.
That is why tomorrow it will be moved to a new home.
That was bloody brilliant. Thank you.
That was no stranger agreement. It was snake, which means he knows how to get past fluffy and with Dumbledore gone.
That was quick. Henry.
That's coming up soon. I'm ready ask me any question.
That's fat ass. Give it him out, boy.
That's hot. That's the voltaggio and I went to.
That's in there.
That's it. We're done for over. Hello, humora.
That's not a witch or wizard who went bad. He wasn't in Slytherin.
That's right. Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse, expelled.
That's rotten luck. I've only got one good jump in them to begin with.
That's the wizard bank. Take no safer place. Not one set. Perhaps Hogwarts?
That's top secret, that is. But Hagrid, whatever fluffies guarding, Snape's trying to steal it.
That's totally barbaric.
That's what Sophie's guarding on the third floor. That's what's under the trapdoor, the sorcerer's stone.
That's why he's limping. But why would anyone go near that dog?
The baby already, but. You're a bit more along than I would have expected, particularly around the middle.
The bad mind? Either. There's talent, ohh yes, and a thirst to prove yourself.
The beams. That was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit flavoured 1. This is then I'm afraid I've lost my liking for them.
The Blanches erupt, followed by the Golden Snitch.
The border. It so happens that the Phoenix, whose tail feather resides in your wand, gave another feather. Just one other.
The coffin is released and the game begins.
The Griffin door wins. The House cup.
The happiest man on Earth would look into the mirror and see only himself. Exactly as he is.
The House Cup shut up.
The keeper, that's me, the fans, the hoops.
The key.
The most poisons. As for Monkshood and Wolfsbane, they are the same plant which also goes by the name of aconite.
The new Griffin door seeker. I always knew he'd do well.
The one that's weird and thick.
The only problem is I can't remember what I've forgotten.
The only stone currently in existence belongs to Mr. Nicholas Flamel, the noted alchemist who last year celebrated his 665th birthday.
The only thing I want you to worry about. Is this? The golden snitch.
The osar. Stop, stop, stop. You're going to take someone's eye out.
The pity they let the old punishments guy was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons.
The players take their positions as Madam huge steps out onto the field to begin again.
The secret stand back.
The sorting ceremony will begin momentarily.
The stranger I met there in the pub seemed quite glad to be rid of it. Matter of fact.
The teacher talking to Professor Quirrell. Oh, that's Professor Snape, head of Slytherin house. Potions but everyone.
The trade, but I told him, I said. I said the trick with any beast is to know how to calm him. They fly.
Then again, now that you've proven yourself against a troll, a little game of Quidditch should be easy work for you. Even if it is against slithering.
Then you're free to check the king, no?
There are three kinds of balls. This one's called the quaffle.
There is a little devil.
There is no good and evil. There is only power. And those too weak to seek it.
There there Hagrid. It's not really goodbye after all.
There they are.
There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class.

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