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Boxers don't have an old timers' day
But painful as it may be ability don't last and your days are just about over
Either i'm getting old and stupid or else i'm
Every dog has his day huh mel
How many more years do I have before I get fat before my hair falls out before I look like him
I never heard of half of these guys and the ones I do know are way past their prime
I stopped being an athlete three years ago jake books are my life now
I'm telling you we're getting sloppy our thinking our fucking attitude you know
Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine if you mean it turns to vinegar it does if you mean it gets better with age it don't
Oh boy this old body could use a soak
Older the berry the sweeter the juice it's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice yeah well yeah she blacker than a motherfucker too
We're out of towels and i'm too old to go diving into lockers
Why are you so old
Yeah I know I know it's rough on jocks get to a certain age opportunities dry up
You don't stop liking sex when you're old
You're 50 you got a bag for a belly you got tits you need a bra they got hair on them
You're getting old john you're getting old

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