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Jerry Seinfeld Soundboard

Jerry Seinfeld Soundboard

Seinfeld has received twenty Primetime Emmy Award nominations for his work on Seinfeld and Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. Seinfeld produced, co-wrote, and starred in the 2007 film Bee Movie, which was nominated for a Golden Globe Award for Best Animated Feature Film.
See also: Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld (character), Jessica Seinfeld, Jerry Before Seinfeld, The Fusilli Jerry, and Jerry Stiller.

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A lot of people think we have a white problem in this country. I don't agree with that. I don't believe we have a weight problem until we're all physically touching each other all the time.
A whole does not exist. Words have meanings.
After I got married, I would be discussing the tone in my voice.
Am I getting closer?
And I don't like your.
Come on.
Do shut up. You shut up.
Do you know who I am #seinfeld larry king #indignant #my name is
Eyes front, grind it out.
Hug? No Thanks #not interested #rejected #denial #dating #kesha #awkward rejection
I don't feel comfortable with your friends.
I don't like him.
I thought it was a marriage. Apparently it's a musical.
I was not aware.
I'm not yelling. I'm hungry.
I've never heard anyone who talks like this.
It is solid human flesh.
Let's stop right there.
Men do have different tones.
Never imagined it. Love it.
Now the old people drive. They drive slow. They sit low. That is their motto. State flag of Florida should be just a steering wheel with a hat and two knuckles on.
Ohh no. That's why I'm out here talking to you.
Thank you. Alright.
That's not fair.
What a horrible little snack.
Who the hell is this guy?