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A gadget you get and so seriously.
Ah man, this is gonna step donkey balls.
Alright, alright. I'm sorry, I almost got you guys. Alright.
Alright, just what the hell do you guys think you're doing?
Alright, you know what? You're laughing so hard that the milk comes out your nose. Ohh man.
And afraid I can't.
Any funny?
Ask Google. I'm not scared of him. He's a pussy. He knows he's kidding, right?
Bad joke.
Batman. Michael. I've only get hurt. They're making Pokémon.
Because I'm like, you know, the tough one. Every boy band has to have the one number that you know, tough.
Big Ice.
But I guess you're screwed then.
Can can I get just one little drink? A toast to how far you came and all that you saw?
Cat, we've gotta get that sand out of your vagina. It's making you cranky. Doesn't itch.
Check out my Sweet Dawsons Creek Trapper Keeper. Urgent Keeper for two or 2000. Yeah, well, it's got 10 different compartments for every subject in school. Electronic pencil sharpener, 4 plastic ba...
Chicken tenders.
Clan head clearly has Miley face.
Come on, you Black. Best chance, bad dummy.
Danny Chit didn't let go.
Doing people kicked.
Don't be jealous gay.
Don't touch me.
El carnage.
Enjoy your freedom, gentlemen. Soon you will be my property.
Every You guys. Seriously, we.
Everything around here.
Fantastic game.
Frank and other matter. Holy shit.
Galloway movie.
Georgia Express. That he either. As we find our way northward into the great unknown, only that one thing remains certain. That I hate you guys. With every tired muscle in my Confederate body, we'r...
Get over here, you son of a bitch.
God damn it, when are they gonna say shit?
God damn it, you guys wanna hear my? I hate standing. Take care.
God damn it. Like getting crappy everything in.
God. God bless me, and God bless the Confederate army.
Goodnight. You know, white guy.
Guys out here supposed to train your ass? I'll get it.
He talked about having oral sex with my ex. I was so excited I couldn't concentrate the rest of the day and the way his eyes kept looking at me, slowly going up and down my body like he was undress...
Hello Hungary 8 1/2 inches. Thank you. Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets picked me up, Fanny face.
Hello Sir we are finger bang.
Hello, I think I see where this is going.
Hey guys, have you been taking your Ritalin? Yeah, dude, you gotta try it. It makes you feel good.
Hey there, you guys. Are you guys?
Hey, are you Kenny?
Hey, Diggy, Diggy, I'm gonna win this.
Hey. Women having baggage?
Hi man this is going to be a long ass day.
Hi, Dad, it's Mary. Me.
Hi, how are you doing today, Mark? All right, that does it. Screw you guys. I'm going hand. OK, I'm getting pissed now.
Hi. How?
His face cut matches.
Honey, So what are you into? Just the usual stuff :).
How would you like to suck my balls?
I am not that God damn fat.
I am so pissed off.
I didn't realize when I bought these cues from you that you were full of shit. So you can either give me back my $10 or I can go tell my mom and you.
I do not need to sit here and be with you. I'm gonna go be home school from now on. I'm gonna be home schooled and we've got the pain and suffering of public school behind me. Screw you again and g...
I do. I do care. Look how much. Look how much I care.
I don't call me fat, you fucking Jew.
I don't wanna dig up my dead grandma because I'm such a giddy kitchen.
I got beautiful. You got it. I got beautiful, you guys.
I got it. Did it.
I hate you guys. Very much. And this is not over, not by a long shot.
I have a daughter.
I have to have food. Chicken wing.
I have to write these things on the planet and catch me realized by the coming name.
I know what I've been standing out here with this God damn happy all weekend. What have you 2 assholes done?
I made you eat your parents.
I mean, what kind of scumbag asshole, this 12 year old girl?
I need to hear the phone.
I said put a cucumber down my pants.
I said you were big down here. I didn't mean it.
I said. Who wants to touch me?
I should have got kill you again.
I swear to God, if he runs this dream of mine, I will have his.
I tell you guys.
I thought you do it. People don't have rhythm.
I want you bad magic. You're not much Captain Candy Corn. We put you in the new.
I'd like to ask you a few questions.
I'm having a God damn, just think about it.
I'm not following this stupid hippie around anymore. You can stay over here. But I'm going over now. No, no, no, no. You hear me now. And again.
I'm putting out a new kind of. I feel the other one is.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was. Would you like to suck my balls?
I've been talking that I can't even relate to you guys anymore because you're too immature.
If that standing of agent doesn't get released, you could become a working Tambien.
If you want my friendship, you have to pay me.
It feels like spaghetti. Spaghetti.
Jesus, not this thing again.
Left me last night.
Let me get my camera here.
Let me get to know it. What about a huge freaking Hooters, huh?
Let me have you son of a bitch.
Let me try, let me try. We are from America, America. We are Latin, very hungry. Hi.
Let's do it, boys.
Man, can you go make me a toaster pastry Chocolate makes better buy.
Man, you got the new Duffys catalog. The treatment. OK, man. OK, OK, let's see. I went this and this.
Maybe so, but at least I was smart enough to wear Kitty black or 2000.
Megan. Banana, Banana.
Megyn Kelly did.
Mina, you guys, yeah, maybe the most can get in here.
My eye doctor made him a diabetic. Why? Because he's got her and that's about it.
My eyes.
My hands only smells like spaghetti. Now smell it.
No more lies.
No way the bitch is from.
No, I hate Libby.
No, wait for your carry game.
Now how the hell do you do that?
Now let's talk about our period.
Oh my God you guys. You're not gonna believe it. It's beyond rational. Thought you guys.
Oh my God. I didn't say anything about that. Yeah.
Ohh God damn it. Let me add on now.
Ohh man, this is sad.
Ohh thank God. Thank you Jesus.
Ohh yeah. Well, I'm gonna give you a I just gave you a.
Ohh, I'd like you're gonna do it June.
Ohh, let's see. And Yep, I don't have any ******* candy.
OK, let's try this again. Hi everyone. I am a young boy looking for a fun times with older men. I like to.
OK, OK, fine. Wow.
OK, so give me back my kidney. It's me now. Yours, man. Give it back right now and it's gonna be hell to pay.
OK, so I didn't have that big of you. Ohh thank you Lord. Praise.
OK, that's good.
OK, where? Where we can help. Yeah, quick out there. We must destroy the game. Give me space, dude. Yeah.
Praise God.
Save me, Save me, I will, James West, Cowboy and Webster.
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
She was all like crunchy and crispy and stuff.
Surprise me.
Sweet life-size Blow up Antonio Banderas love doll with realistic genitalia. Play game, my man guy.
Take it. I can't. He just crap.
Talk about protecting Earth and then drive around trying to get poor gas mileage and wear the stupid braces. I hate him. I would kick him in the nuts.
Thank Wendy. Don't call us, we will call you either.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for the news last time broke.
That answer I doctor screwed up my lazy surgery. I have to wear these bandages for three days.
That is bullcrap.
That movie has worked, my fragile little man.
That you can.
That. Yes.
That's a good idea. My mom isn't paying you to be a comedian.
That's how you are so full of me, crab.
That's right. And that means only two more months till Christmas. You better, you better. Hand sanitizer.
The chat room like young boys. That's perfect. Hi everybody. I am a young boy seeking an older male for good time. I am 8 years old and with me.
There's nothing exciting about $10 million, asshole. This was a message from God.
Unfortunately, I didn't. You mean like Gina Davis getting around TV show?
Very funny.
Vijay I hate it. I can't say any dirty words.
Wait, what happened?
We can win this battle. We can go back to our families and say we didn't. We lost like we were supposed to. Aren't we proud? Ohh are we taking? We take that hill and when we stand tall upon it, we ...
We got discrimination work to do.
We save the day. Wait, Yeah, we.
We start with the whole month smoking crack. There's a joke.
We're gonna put that page in here and bitch, I'm hungry.
Well guys, I'm afraid I won't be able to hang out with you on New Year's Eve. I have to hang out with the older crowd because now I'm mature. I get my pig and you get. Hey, can you get?
Well, calm down. Hello.
Well, I guess you can let the fire on fire, huh?
Well, that doesn't matter because I have an idea that is totally changed.
Well, yes, Those perverts aren't going to rest until they've made love to one of us, right? So somebody's just going to have to go out there and take one for the team.
West. Giant metal spider. Yo-yo, did you? Did you?
What are you doing, cat?
What is that? Like finding Jesus or something?
What the hell did you actually do?
What the hell just happened?
What the Hell's going on?
What? Make impression.
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody.
What's the big fucking deal, bitch?
Where and picked up Rick, how are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where did you go? Where?
Where do we get to eat carrot cake?
Why do people quit slacking off and get a job?
Why do you do these things to me?
Why the fuck not?
Why the hell is the FBI keep arresting all my friends? It has to be the work of standing kind of guy. Hate those guys.
With somebody put this retard out of his misery.
Yeah this is so test Ohh I mean this is so cute.
Yeah, can I get some of those animal cookies, those frosted ones with the sprinkles on them?
Yeah, everything. You made it hanging. Baby.
Yeah, get out of here.
Yeah, I am just fucking stoked I don't have to pay you.
Yeah, that's not important right now. Did you guys bring the cigarettes?
Yeah, there you go again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's supposed to have male friends that are over 30. Like, I got screwed on that one.
Yeah, yeah. Antonio Banderas. Bing Gateway.
Yeah, you guys are about ready to start being my slave.
Yeah, you suck.
Yeah, you're irritable cat. What's the matter? You got some sand in your vagina?
Yeah. Humans can no longer endure their government authority. You must declare the Confederates own nation so that we may enter into a new Millennium of prosperity. If you do not meet our demands, ...
Yeah. See you later. Hello.
Yes, I could faggot, dude.
Yes, Madam.
Yes, this is the song I just wrote. It's called I Hate You Guys. I hate you guys. Yeah. Basically kidding. Handmade.
Yes, yes, I saw the transferred movie. Who wants to touch me?
Yes, yes. Thank you. Yes.