Clone High - Season 1 Edit

A giant needs a haircut!

A new, wicked food product that lives where X Stream meets Blu!

A painful, painful plan.

A shallow ploy, by Racist Mammy Breakfast Foods,

Aaabe? You know what you have to do.

Abe actually likes Cleo. A girl.

Abe Lincoln, don't!

Abe Lincoln, for student body president

Abe, Abe! Your speech wasn't that bad!

Abe, do you have a celibacy wish?

Abe, I just polled everyone in the girl's bathroom.

Abe, I want you.

Abe, I want you.

Abe, it all comes down to...

Abe, there's nothing to worry about.

Abe, we put out an APB on your missing friend.

Abe, will you form a mob, and get rid of this loser?

Abe, you should run.

Abe, you've gotta help me!

Abe!

Abe! Hi, I just finished my film, and it really expresses my true

Abe?

Abe? Abe? Abe, why is my name on the program?

Abe.

Abe.

Abe. I think you're bleeding.

Abe. I'm really confused about my feelings right now

Abe's a tot muncher!

Abe's competition with JFK heats up at the school election

Abraham Lincoln.

Acceptance.

Actually, Abe, flowers are just the reproductive organs of plants

Actually, Cleo says it would kill the piranhas.

Actually, we're sponsored by Puma.

ADD is not infectious

ADD?

After consulting, a random person on the telephone,

Ah, good thing there was no one around to see that

All I'm sayin' is, a girl is interested in me,

All right, they're geeks, but we have better things to do

All students are special at Clone High,

All the pictures of him I have over my bed are coming down!

Allow me to confer with my associates

Allow me to dry you off...

Am I having a nightmare?

Am I..

Amigo? Buddy? Fella? Where are you, guy?

And 'cause of that, I am only paying you, four dollars.

And a nice sensitive guy

And a thermos full of tranquillisers, thank you very much.

And Abe found a new form of recreation

And Abe? I'll see you, at the movies.

And all that is real in this world. Aaaand... go!

And all that is real in this world. Aaaand... go!

And all you gotta do, is abandon your values,

And became a non stop..

And by will, I mean won't!

And come back to my soundproofed basement.

And el capitan of the f~~tbol team,

And every moment we spend together

And everyone else will forget about what a big big big big loser you are

And everyone in school treats him like kinda leper!

And for a fundraiser,

And go!

And God is commanding all of us to give a shout out,

And he inspired a generation of young people!

And he's licking that dead Smurf's face!

And his various African American bandleaders!

And I don't need the electronic help muddling it up!

And I don't wanna exaggerate the importance of it,

And I spent my summer bioengineering this anthropomorphic peanut.

And I would like to reply by uh, taking my shirt off!

And I'll be home in time for Jay Leeno!

And I'll see you next time, at Clone High.

And I'm looking for volunteers.

And I'm not going to ignore it.

And I'm running for student body president!

And I'm tired of playing second fiddle to that pooch!

And if there's one thing I've learned about money,

And it doesn't change things?

And it's from you backstabbing me.

And look at this place!

And make... super lemons.

And Mother Teresa's got that teen slasher sex romp.

And none of you are twenty one, are you?

And now I'm shooting that wad.

And now. He risks his ass...

And on this podium,

And promote their product by doing some dangerous extreme sports related stunts!

And removes plaque from hard to brush areas.

And run the film fest,

And something tragic may or may not happen

And speaking of capers, I thought we ordered from a deli!

And speaking of without you, go hide in the kitchen.

And special guest star Marilyn Manson

And that's out of, my friendship.

And then at the end, she got cooked like a steak.

And then God told her to make the Frenchies fight the Englisses, you know,

And then one day someone will say "How are you, Joan?"

And then, people started getting mad 'cause she was hearing voices,

And then...

And these pot stickers aren't made with real crab, are they?

And they perpetuate racial stereotypes.

AND TOTALLY INITIAL ARTICLE SEVEN!

And turn the school into an ad for some profit hungry corporation?

And use them in an expensive clone themed amusement park,

And we want you to get up out of your seats and clap your hands to the beat!

And what he always does

And what will become of Gandhi?

And who's named Abe.

And will now be seen in widescreen.

And without the sweater vest!

And you can't win the election without my help.

And you gave them the means to do it.

And you had me transferred to another home?

And you know what hurts the most, Joan?

And you know what your answer will be?

And you the audience, voted to absolutely riveted.

And you won't believe what it's called.

And you, the audience, were moved very, very deeply.

And you're a mere butler slash vice principal slash dehumidifier,

And you're not gonna get it!

And, flossing keeps gums healthy

And, go!

And/or ADHD, its hyperactive cousin.

Answer the question!

Any ideas on how to get the beer?

Anyone for coffee, anyone?

Anyone for scones?

Anyway, Abe, JFK's having a party Friday.

Are those longer sideburns?

Are you over twenty one?

Are you sure this is the best way to do research?

Are you thinking what I'm programmed to be thinking?

Are you watchin'? Are you watchin'?

Aren't you, Abe?

As in uh, "Oh, I'm so angry I I could piss glue".

As president of the student body,

As you recall, I do those, with my lats, on Wednesdays!

Ask not what your student body president can do for you!

Ask what you can do to your student body president's body!

At first, I thought you were wack, Black.

At least it can't any worse.

At least it can't get any better!

Attention students.

Aw yeah. Casting couch.

Awareness.

B, D, B, C, C, A, D,

Baby was born that way.

Baby, a lot of people liked the original JFK because he was such a caring leader,

Baby?

Back to you, Kojack.

Basically.

Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.

Be there at eight!

Because a real leader does what Abe just did,

Because God has a plan for all of us.

Because I'm going to win that election with the most dangerous campaign stunt

Because if I was awake, those cue cards would be written in CALLIGRAPHY!

Because it deserves to be.

Because it's raining style!

Because mine was the only film that was truely personal

Because they are special.

Because today I'm gonna be your care iff.

Because when I see you talking to Gandhi, I feel like totally not kissing you.

Because you all look out of this wooorld.

Because you will be

Before you leave, we have an announcement from Miss Of Arc.

Behold it!

Behold, the soothing power of this enchanted... sweater vest.

Besides illegal?

Best dudes forever, Abe?

Best dudes forever?

Better keep your story straight.

Black and Tan!

BLASPHEMY!

Bling bling

Bling, bling.

Blushi!

Board of Shadowy Figures,

Bobby!

Bobby!

Boob wise.

Book book book book book book book book

Booty quake, thrust, booty quake, thrust.

Bro?

Bueno momento, Black and Tan.

But dammit, I still care

But he's avoiding the fact that X Stream Blu

But I can see certain things loud and clear.

But I didn't bring my dance skins.

But I will INform a mob, with the help of this winner.

But I'm not match for that gang of snow sharks!

But I'm the treasurer!

But in many ways, they're the same

But it's cold and flu season.

But it's not about them

But it's too late for that now, isn't it?

But knowing I have you as a pal, gives me the strength to do it

But not too firm, just like the Lord!

But now Cleo's got her epic, Gandhi's doing his cop movie,

But now I'm seeing you as a cool guy

But now, I'm hearing voices.

But now, we've both learned that when east meets west, it's deadly!

But now...

But now... Oh, JFK.

But only some students are ostracised

But she was the first girl that gave me er,

But she's a realy glood dancer

But shouldn't you be saving some of this money for your secret plan

But soon someone else will make an even bigger ass of themselves,

But that riot was unacceptable.

But the speech itself

But then again, it is rhythmed

But then my roommate

But there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot that hurts the second most,

But there's just one thing I don't understand, Doctor Manson.

But there's no way out of this place.

But there's this guy at work who totally hates me

But today it is unlawful, to bottle 'em up.

But we both know that even an angry woman

But we had such a wonderful time

But we're gonna be together forever.

But we're paying you to monitor these clones as closely as possible,

But what should we do with all this X Stream Blu?

But where, can I find, the mist?

But who?

But you don't see me complaining about having to kiss poor people!

But you don't understand!

But you just haven't told her yet, and go!

But you know you have to do what he tells you hey,

But, first and foremost,

But, Wesley...

Buy American

By checking you while you perform arbitrary physical tasks!

By the by, could I have two million dollars?

C'mon Abe, it's me

Can we make out now?

Can't claw through steel that's two feet thick!

Can't you see I'm wearing a cardigan?

Captain, of the football team,

Carl, it is not his fault.

Carpool to JFK's party, you know,

Celine Dion athon, Celine Dion athon.

Check it out.

Check out my muscle. Potato chips. It's a ferris wheel!

Check this out!

Classic!

Cleo will never take your place as my best friend.

Cleo, I care about you.

Cleo, uh, what're you doing here?

Cleo! Why are you crying?

Cleopatra voted with her student body.

Cleopatra, comin' at ya!

Cling to my sanity is that nobody knows how...

Clone of Karen Carpenter thin.

Clumsy, Joan. Reeaally clumsy.

Coffee, Wesley?

Coffee?

Colon, "A Rope Of Sand".

Come on Abe. Leave your friends behind,

Come on now! Talk to me!

Come on, she's drunk!

Coming up, we've got a rock crusade!

Completely insane.

Could it be any more obvious?

Could run, win, abolish term limits,

Cut. No no no, man.

Daaaad!

Daaaamn.

Dads!

Dammit, Gandhi!

Dammit!

Dammit.

Damn coal powered projectors!

Darn it, Gandhi, I've had with your constant fidgeting!

Dead presidents, Mr B!

Death maze, huh?

Dental dam!

Did you just screw yourself!

Dinger!

Dinger!

Dirty, dirty term limits

Do I know you?

Do you have a BB gun?

Do you know the story of Joan of Arc?

Do you mind?

Do you think it's too much?

Do you want that on your shoulders, pal?

Doctor Scudworth.

Does a sunset have a soundtrack featuring Smash Mouth?

Doesn't that blow your mind?

Don't feel alone.

Don't get all up in my business, my hydraulically outfitted friend

Don't know why.

Don't let him see you cry.

Don't mention it...

Don't touch me, Gandhi

Don't worry, bro! Blushi gonna stream it hardcore!

Don't worry, bro.

Don't you know me?

Dude, don't leave me hanging.

Dude, that's a three story drop!

Dude, we're never going to get invited, sitting here,

Dude! That was not cool!

Dying?

Easy.

Eat right every day!

Eat shell!

Egg whites only.

Elected president.

EMAIL!

Even if I have to do it for you.

Even if it makes him look like a jackass.

Everybody get naked!

Everybody!

Except for that one... where's he's under the tree with his shirt off.

Except Joan's film, which has somehow expanded in the fire,

Experimental video art,

Fantastic! Now we'll never have another riot!

Feel free to say anything,

Feelings!

Fellow students,

Film at Clone High used to be just you and Andy Warhol and your disturbing art films.

Film fest! Film Fest!

Finally, a film that perfectly expresses all of my feelings for Abe.

Finally, I won't be running for re election this year

Finally! The voices!

Fine

Fine, whatever!

Fine. I'll go wait for you by the gauze.

FLIP A NOLLIE AND TURN IT UP!

Flip the pool!

Folks, for my next totally outrageous campaign stunt,

Folks, you all know me.

Food! IIIII looooove yooooou!

Fools and liberals!

For dry erase markers and such!

For four days straight, Gandhi ate nothing but...

For giggles, I'm going to keep saying no until you turn the TV off.

For herpes awareness?

For my rebuttal, I'd like to dramatically gesture

For showing me how to be a real ass leader.

For the X Stream Blu, Mega Crew!

For this reason, I hereby volunteer to organise the first annual

For those who have a conflicting class with AP Physics!

For what, is more powerful, than a high school PRINCIPAL!!

Forget what you were going to say? Happens to me all the time.

Forgot to wash my hands!

Forty minutes of non stop Amy Grant!

Friend?

From Mena Suvari's enormous forehead!

From your brain to my heart

Gaaaaaaaaaaaandhiiiiiii!

Gabe Linkoln.

Gandhi

Gandhi provides some sort of comic relief.

Gandhi stop, you're out of control!

Gandhi, I think it's really big of you

Gandhi, no!

Gandhi, this year is going to be different.

Gandhi! Just try and sit still until everyone is finished.

Gandhi! This character is not me.

Gandhi?

Gandhi? Get on up here and dance!

Gandhi.

Gandhi. We had every class together last year?

Gandhi'll take a little sugar right now

Gay foster dads?

Get out your funbrella, Mr B!

Get the hell out of here! You are not my son!

Girlfriend Cleo.

Give it!

Go ahead. I'm here for you

Go away, Sigmund Freud.

Go for the jerk!

Go on man, do it. I want you to.

Go to hell, Señor Peanie!

Go with the nicer guy.

God won't stop talking to me

God's messages can be a total drag.

Good day, Gandhi. Good day!

Good luck.

Good night, Joan. Good night.

Good title. It draws the reader in

Good! I'll use a big font, futz with the margins...

Goodbye, Joan

Goodbye, Joan

Great idea, Joan.

Great question! Have a t shirt!

Guys, come on in here, man!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, you love A abe!

Had he the tools to do so.

Hall monitor!

Hark!

Hasn't anyone here grown at all?

He calls everyone Wesley.

He coughed!

He doesn't want to not ruin the friendship.

He hasn't done anything to hurt anyone!

He stands up for the right thing,

He'd also like you to believe that he's not a baby eater.

He's going, home.

He's making empty promises and detailing his workout routine.

He's never gone on record saying he isn't.

He's not gay or anything.

He's sad.

Heart wise. Like my film.

Heather, I have a message for you.

Hello

Hello, Clone High!

Hello, cohorts.

Hello?

Here is my soul, friends. My soul.

Here's what we're gonna do

Hey Cleo.

Hey everybody, it's a keg of beer!

Hey everybody, it's me, Abe!

Hey everybody!

Hey everyone, I'm Tyler, that's Paco,

Hey Joan, cool stun gun!

Hey man, Gandhi's anti violence, not anti comedy.

Hey man, would you stay if I rewrote your character?

Hey there, president. That's a cute collar.

Hey uh,

Hey uh, Principal, look!

Hey, before we kick it, can I get someone to stretch my hammies?

Hey, check out that stray puppy!

Hey, check out this extra flabby skin on my elbow!

Hey, Cleo.

Hey, community! Skinny dipping in the piranha moat!

Hey, community! Skinny dipping in the piranha moat!

Hey, did he tell you who's gonna win the Latin Grammys?

Hey, do you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?

Hey, don't worry man, your problems are answered.

Hey, get off my dinghy!

Hey, I thought you had to work the hotline tonight.

Hey, is there a time limit on the films?

Hey, Joan. What was that you were saying quietly?

Hey, let's all accept Gandhi and shun Abe instead!

Hey, stud.

Hey, take a hit, relax

Hey, turn that frown upside down, Abe.

Hey, what's this?

Hey, whatever you're into.

Hey, which opened mouth kissing technique do you like better?

Hey, would Gandhi put somebody on speakerphone?

Hey, you miss an episode, it's your funeral.

Hey, you're reading my book.

Hey. Am I on speakerphone?

Hi Abe.

Hi Cleo.

Hi ho, guv'ner.

Hi there, friend.

Hi, Abe. My film is really coming along.

Hi, I'm Abe Lincoln, and I've never laughed...

Hi, I'm Joan of Arc, and I wear a retainer

High five, racial pride!

Hilarious!

His power is in the mix

His power is in the mix!

His power is the in the mix! I haven't slept in 78 hours

Hiya, Kennedy.

Honest Abe. Or so he'd have you believe.

Hop on, it's pram sports you!

HOT SAUCE!

How are you, underage drinking?

How can I get close to the students?

How can this be?

How committed I am to community service.

How could I be embarrassed by a friend?

How dare you insult that big chinned everyman

How do I get everyone to like me?

How do you mean?

How do you respond to the criticism that,

How does a growing boy like me eat a healthy, balanced diet?

How many times have I told you not to say that?

How me.

How will Scudworth get himself out of another dangerous pickle?

Huh guys?

Hush, hush.

I admire her commitment to community service

I admire her commitment to community service.

I always fail!

I am so funny.

I am so on today!

I am so sorry.

I am twenty one.

I am uh, not gonna open up to you!

I am willing to be paid two million dollars.

I became a cynical, angst ridden goth girl.

I brought you some fries.

I can tell I'm in the wrooong place.

I can't bear to talk about it.

I can't believe it, ay.

I can't believe that JFK is running unopposed.

I can't believe we got Elanor Roosevelt as a gym teacher

I can't hear you, Clone High!

I can't see, due to the glare,

I can't wait to eat this

I choose you.

I come here whenever I break up with JFK

I come out here to think sometimes.

I couldn't've done it without you, Mr B!

I did

I did, but I didn't say anything.

I don't care, I'm goin' for it.

I don't know how I'll manage the opened mouth kissing booth.

I don't know how to say this.

I don't like those movies, Mahatma.

I don't really think it's safe for Gandhi to wander round without a spacesuit

I don't wanna live in a world where buds diss their homeboys.

I don't want that diseased freak going near my Attila!

I don't want the power of this sweater no more!

I doubt it.

I er uh,

I felt so alone

I finally I have the acceptance I've so craved!

I fit the entire freshman class into just ten lockers!

I found your film in the trash can and I submitted it.

I gave you one of my kidneys?

I got dibs on that Cleopatra broad, so back off!

I guess I was just looking for what all of us are.

I guess it is.

I guess it wasn't magic after all!

I guess what I'm trying to say is,

I guess you proved to him you understand

I hate this school.

I have a rash on my back.

I have left the building.

I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM!

I have my own plans for these clones.

I have several.

I have this ass kicking idea for the film fest

I have your baby in me, giraffe!

I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like, forever!

I haven't changed a thing since I got my degree in the mad sciences from ASU!

I hope I see you there.

I intend to ride said ramp. Gandhi?

I intended to go to Giovanni's Italian Restaurant.

I invaded her Bay of Pigs. If you catch my meaning.

I just felt so exposed,

I just love underage drinking

I just... don't think...

I knew it!

I knew the polls did you say I was winning?!

I know teenagers have an awful lot of confusing feelings,

I know what you're after, Joan.

I know?

I like cotton candy.

I live in Hollywood.

I love you

I love you, JFK!

I love you.

I mean together, we'll fight for things that really matter,

I mean, that assembly was like this boom this!

I mean, you'd think with a school full of world leaders,

I miss him.

I need a minute to think about this.

I need some time to be alone!

I need someone to comfort me.

I need to observe the teenagers in their element.

I never thought the world would see Abraham Lincoln dissing Mahatma Gandhi.

I see.

I should've used a stabbing metaphor,

I spent all summer on my high fives and my finger snaps

I stand corrected.

I suck!

I think God left one last song in me.

I think I just...

I think I know what you're saying.

I think I'll pour this sports drink all over myself

I think I'll take my shirt off

I think maybe 'cause of your condition,

I think this is an issue we should talk about

I thought he was a macho, womanising stud,

I used a little something called symbolism.

I vote we form an angry mob, just a whole bunch of mens just... running

I wanna manage your campaign.

I want your voice to weep with honesty and truth!

I was humiliated, degraded, judged

I was on that cross country team!

I was only trying to help, Abe.

I was thinking you could, I dunno, stick some in your nose.

I was working on it, and I tried to email it to myself,

I was your foster brother for ten years

I will be Diane Fossy, and they the gorillas.

I will ride this board,

I will see you there.

I wish I'd seen you more over the summer but,

I won! And I didn't even scuff my loafers!

I would love to!

I, uh, wasn't sure if I was clear earlier.

I, you know, I gotta take a... okay.

I... uh, I could only get non alcoholic beer.

I'd like to help.

I'd like to you meet Mr Butlertron.

I'd shake your hands, but you know. Peanut arms!

I'd tell you, but I haven't seen the episode yet

I'll bet you let him poop in your backyard too!

I'll get the beer.

I'll never make it.

I'll overlook your little gym class disruption

I'll run the symptoms through my computer.

I'll say.

I'll title it, "What's It's Like To Be A Teenage Clone"

I'm a albatross!

I'm a pony

I'm also the... first mostly human clone.

I'm an albatross!

I'm doing an autobiography called

I'm forwarding Oo!

I'm going right now.

I'm going to need one milligram of sub cue glucagon, stat!

I'm gonna be uh, busy nailing this kinky broad for the next fifteen minutes!

I'm gonna date a lot more this year.

I'm gonna go chuck a dead gopher into the girl's bathroom!

I'm Happy.

I'm here because I can't stand Abe being Cleo's puppet

I'm hosting an open mouth kissing booth.

I'm just feeling sad.

I'm kinda tired.

I'm not fit to be president.

I'm not twenty one!

I'm off the project!

I'm Ottawa's Tom Green,

I'm seventy percent sure that farting noise came from you

I'm so glad you're getting the beer tonight.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm sorry uh, Van Gough, could you speak up?

I'm sorry, is somebody talking?

I'm sorry, Scudworth, is that a scale model behind you

I'm sorry, what?

I'm sure you can make an exception for one day.

I'm surprised Cleopatra didn't fill the moat with acid.

I'm talking to you, Doug

I'm taller I've got slightly bigger sideburns...

I'm the guy with two french fries up his nose! Get it?

I'm the number five!

I'm Toots, Joan of Arc's foster grandpa.

I'm up!

I'm up.

I've been looking all over the restaurant for you!

I've come to a decision.

I've gotta go console her.

I've never sat here in the popular section before.

I've never seen so few fans at a cross country meet

I've seen it on Happy Days, watch. In three. Two. One.

If everyone keeps treating Gandhi like a contagious freak,

If he gets me fired, I'm gonna kill his dog.

If I only knew what fears and insecurities were holding me back.

If I run for president, I can get Cleo to like me

If it's Ricky Martin, don't tell me hey, don't tell me

If that were me, I would totally kill myself.

If the clerk asks if you're over twenty one, say yes, got it?

If you can find a lower price, God will give you a bed for free!

If you don't express yourself, you'll just keep saying "fine"

If you'll help me with a report I'm writing.

If you're implying that I intend to steal the clones away from you,

Impulsiveness, hyperactivity, short attention span

In person

In thirty five millimetre.

In your film

Instead of having me gold plated and lowered?

Invited, that is.

Is a relatively inexpensive way to express oneself, I guess.

Is it something you eat?

Is mad packed with all nine essential nutrimites to fortify your X zone!

Is maturing according to schedule.

Is no more eccentric than that tie you're wearing.

Is not really much of a problem..

Is stronger than my hatred for people with ADD!

Is that water leaking out of your face?

Is there a Heather in the crowd? Heather?

Isn't there?

It all started freshman year, I was...

It can't be true.

It comes in a totally sick wide mouthed squeeze bottle!

It doesn't work that way, Gandhi.

It is I, George Washington Carver.

It is my professional opinion, as a singer and a licensed doctor,

It just makes sense.

It was because I didn't wanna touch you

It was hot.

It wasn't because I don't care about you

IT'S A POWER SNACK! STICK IT IN YOUR FACE HOLE!

It's about these two cops, and they're different,

It's an awareness unfair

It's been hard for me because I'm trying to win over Cleo,

It's everything I've been wadding up the sad chamber of my heart!

It's first class all the way.

It's just... I always saw you as this honest guy,

It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!

It's never too early for your first time.

It's not safe, this table's not even bussed!

It's okay, officer, I found her.

It's really just pancake batter mixed with blue house paint in a blue sports bottle.

It's Ricky Martin, huh?

It's so hard to choose

It's so much more open than closed mouth kissing

It's staring me, and check this out, it's staring you!

It's term limits, Jack

It's that it never runs out!

It's that soothing cardigan sweater of yours!

It's time for the presidential fitness test!

It's totally freaking me out!

It's true, it's everywhere!

It's uh, like that but more gay!

It's... non alcoholic beer.

J! F! K!

Jeez Abe, you grew like, a foot.

Jeez, that guy's like 45!

Jermone hooked up with Lupé?

Jerome wants you to forgive him for hooking up with Lupé at Trey's party

Jesús Cristo,

Jesús? God's power is in the mix!

Jesus Gandhi, how could you?

Jesus saves, and so will we,

JFK and Cleo break up for reals.

JFK will be having a huge kegger night.

JFK would like to thank Joan of Arc for her help on this ad!

JFK'll take a little sugar right now!

Joan and Cleo duke it out, lady style

Joan made a declaration.

Joan of Arc, don't think about the moat in terms of its devisive ignorance,

Joan of Arc! On top!

Joan, do you ever like someone so much you're afraid

Joan, I almost forgot to pick up your

Joan, isn't there just one thing in that beautiful and honest heart of yours

Joan! Thank God you're okay!

Joooooaaaan!

Just don't touch me

Just give me a few more minutes of denial.

Just like the real Abe Lincoln would've done,

Just make it to the... kitchen.

JUST SIGN THIS LEGIT ASS CONTRACT!

Keep yer damn fries.

Kennedy, I have a proposition for you.

Labelled "Dr Scudworth's Evil Plan"?

Last one there's a rotten huevo!

Last year, Abe said he was fifteen years old

Laughed so hard in my life

Learning to fight crime together as buddies!

Let. Them. Go.

Let's destroy property to show how much we appreciate the team!

Let's go surf the internet!

Let's lock him up like a diabetic!

Let's practice again.

Lick the book. Lick the book. Lick the book

Liiick the book.

Like I do, every night between ten and ten fifteen

Like Mr Green so eloquently said,

Like new bishops for the chess club!

Like old times.

Like talkin', Of Arc?

LINCOLN AND X STREAM BLU WILL LITERALLY CRUNCH THE GOOGLY TO THE MAX!

Lincoln!

Line?

Listen, we've all done things we're not proud of after a good cross country meet.

Little do they know,

Little do they know, I control them!

Little do they know, I have my own plans for these

Lonely I truely am.

Look Gandhi, when I chose not to high five you yesterday,

Look Kennedy, we kissed.

Look, I'll talk to you when you can stop crying

Look, right now you're a loser, a big one,

Look. I think it's obvious what this is about,

Looks like Lincoln is your new president.

Lope, Abe Lincoln, lope!

Loser!

Lower the shades and lay down a tarp.

Luckily the extra height doesn't feel that awkward Dinger!

Lynn, quick, your cardigan!

Makes a shocking confession

Makes me want to know you more

Making decisions based on fear, and ignorance

Making films is a, is a,

Man

Man, it's hot.

Man, one of the Elvis twins really let himself go

Man, the audience was not havin' that.

Mango..

Marie Curie's mutated DNA may have left her grotesquely deformed,

Mark my words, Lincoln, you and your friends are uh,

Mattress Discounters! I have to go!

Maybe he just thinks you don't think

Maybe he's too busy eating babies.

Maybe I can help, slice dawg!

Maybe I can help.

Maybe it's the beer talking.

Maybe one of us just needs to make the first move.

Maybe pretending to be drunk will ease the pain.

Maybe some overpriced knickknacks will add a touch of class.

Maybe that one of us... is yoouu.

Maybe we could have dinner!

Maybe you should tell Abe how you really feeeeeeel

Maybe your film will change the world.

Me too.

Me? Abe?

Meet Leon Black, a Harvard educated scientist

Meet Tandoori Jones, a jive talking, smooth walking typical Indian supercop,

Mena Suvari, and introducing Murray T. Wayans!

Mena?

Miss Of Arc!

Mm, look how nice he looks in the dockers we bought him.

More like your uh opened mouth kissing booth!

Mr B! I'm the principal,

Mr Butlertron, my bosses are coming over for dinner,

My abs are so firm you can grate cheese on 'em!

My bare chested opponent raises a good point.

My body is a pyramid that's made of healthy food.

My butl

My discomfort with a man kissing another man

My entire career is riding on the success of this dinner.

My friend has ADD,

My name is Abraham Lincoln,

My name is Marilyn Manson,

My only hope is that someone, and I have no idea who,

MY SON WON'T EVEN LOOK ME IN THE EYE ANYMORE!

Nacho?

Naw, dog. See, this is about dissing racial stereotypes.

Need some time to be alone.

New Delhi, India

Next time, on a very special Clone High.

Next time, on a very special Clone High.

Next time, on a very special Clone High.

Next week on a very special Clone High:

Next!

Nine fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches,

No

No

No

No

No man, I just forwarded the calls to my cell phone!

No matter how hard I try to live up to the real Abe Lincoln,

No no no no no no no no no.

No way!

No, Gandhi's right.

No, Gene Kelly.

No, I I said, I I I cou I could piss... glue...

No, I mean with my film

No, it's ADD, Attention Deficit Disorder

No, no! A thousand times no!

No!

No! I'll rewrite it. My way.

No! Let me in!

No! No, you don't understand, Abe!

No.

No. My friend

None!

Nope.

Not a pinata! It's me!

Not a problem, Mr Sheepman.

Not coming to that party!

Not cool!

Not exactly

Not our matching friendship locket!

Not really, everyone's still rioting.

Not thinking about you over there on your thinking dock,

Not voting for Abe.

Not you.

Not. Now.

Now he claims to be sixteen.

Now I'd like to introduce my film It Takes A Hero.

Now let's talk about yesterday's horrifying shenanigans.

Now something worse is gonna happen.

Now when I left the house this evening,

Now you know the truth about how I feel

Now your motivation is that you're in love with your best friend,

Now, for allowing you to test market this X Stream Blu on my students,

Now, I know I don't have to tell you

Now, I may be blind,

O okay, maybe the encore, not the best idea idea,

Of 150 women to bang this year!

Oh and also, don't floss your teeth.

Oh god!

Oh JFK, you're such a wonderful boy!

Oh man, that does suck.

Oh Mr B. You've done it again!

Oh my god, he is so cute!

Oh my God, I am so sorry.

Oh my god, I can see my bone!

Oh my god!

Oh my God!

Oh my god! We just won a cross country duel meet!

Oh Wesley. You have ADD.

Oh yeah, it's your campaign.

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah. Steamed vegetables

Oh yes. No one indeed.

Oh young, unsuspecting clones.

Oh, Abe. It's like there's a tin can phone

Oh, feel it! Firm!

Oh, I always make time to teach kids the facts about ADD

Oh, I was in the maze once.

Oh, I'm sorry, Ang

Oh, it's from a deli all right

Oh, JFK.

Oh, my goodness, I'm knackered.

Oh, that's so great for you.

Oh, this is useless.

Oh, uh, I'm scared.

Oh, you like impressions, huh?

Oh, you will be.

Oh! Dammit. Great

Okay now, Cleo baby.

Okay, check this out.

Okay, Ghengis Khan.

Okay, how the hell am I gonna get that beer?

Okay, moving on

Okay, no dental dam.

Okay, okay

Okay, remember. You're Gabe.

Okay, the line is, "say whaaaaaat?"

Okay, wonderful!

Okay, you get one more.

Okay, you're done

Okay! I spent an entire weekend among the teenagers!

Okay.

Okay. He used a very tricky line of questioning.

On a pillow shaped like my father.

On California kings all weekend long!

On the contrary, Gandhi. Some principals do feel loneliness.

On your own buttock and pretend it's a woman's breast

Only clone soldiers trained for superior intellectual and physical combat.

Ooh, Abe's big choice

Ooh, and sleep with him right away,

Ooh, I wonder what it will be? I'm so worried.

Ooh, it's sticky

Open up, Thomas Edison.

Opening yourself up, and expressing what's inside.

Or did you just see it?

Or do I?

Or should I say, Catherine the So So?

Or this one?

Or was it?

Our next film, by Cleopatra, is titled The Best Of The Best of the

Our uh opened mouth kissing booth?

Out of my way, fatty!

Pal?

Pancake batter and blue house paint.

Particularly not intended for audiences

People with ADD, they aren't good readers

Perfect!

Perhaps the Olive Garden.

Perhaps you could get Clone High a coperate sponsor.

Perhaps you'll learn some respect

Pinata!

Plans that don't involve these shadowy figures at all.

Plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag,

Please go away.

Please.

Popular, smart, well travelled, and incredibly well endowed

Pretty good, I give it thumbs up, homes.

Previously, on a very special Clone High

Previously, on a very special Clone High.

Previously, on a very special Clone High.

Principal Scudworth, if you were running this school properly there would be no riots

Protecting us from the Special Ed classroom

Proving you know what it's like to be a student at Clone High,

Putting fries up your nose is not an impression.

Quit fidgeting, boy!

Raise the roof! Raise it!

Ready for the weekend!

Ready? Okay!

Real stupid

Recently broke up with my er,

Religious voices.

Remember, this film is my heart

Remember, too much emotion makes Doctor Scudworth uncomfortable.

Resign, and endorse me as his replacement.

Rhythm is everywhere!

Right here on me left nut!

Ring a ding ding, Mr Butlertron.

Riot!

Riot!

Robotic butlers cared.

Rocking!

Saaay

Saint Paul's..

Saliva was shared

Save gas...

Say whaa

Say whaaaaaaaaat?

Say what?

Say what?

Scudworth! You're walking on thin ice, man.

See ya

See, I met these really cool guys after the assembly that will so get you

See, I've never been able to live up to her, that's why instead,

See, it's two different cops, from two different precincts,

See, they wanna sponsor your campaign.

Sell out?

Settle, the bevested principal has the answer!

Shadowy Figure! It's actually a funny story

Shakka branna, George Washington Carver!

Shame on all of you! Shaaame!

SHAZAAM! We're in!

She also kissed the talking peanut!

She takes pride in her appearance...

She was like sixteen, right?

She's attractive, smart, athletic, good looking,

She's hot, photogenic,

She's just trying to get attention and you're falling for it!

She's numbers one and two, on my list,

Shh. Don't tell me

Shopping spree!

Show some respect!

Shuffle, cha cha, spin left, shimmy,

SICK! TIGHT! CYBER AWESOME!

Since Dukakis jumped the Snake River Canyon.

Slowly...

So anyway, thanks for expressing yourself, man.

So close that we could sleep in the same bed and never touch or kiss.

So do what we say!

So full of fun and life!

So go down to that Awareness Fair,

So I am.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is,

So I guess you're twenty one.

So I was thinking we could like, you know,

So if you want to keep your job, you can either write a report

So if you'll excuse me, I'll leave and let you get on with your meeting.

So it must be.

So let's brainstorm some constructive ways we can express ourselves

So let's just get it over with.

So maybe instead of the nail metaphor,

So set your VCRs for stunned

So some of you may have been mean to a kid with ADD.

So uh, are you uh, drunk enough yet to sleep with me?

So uh, who's it gonna be?

So we meet again.

So what you're saying is,

So your product is called...

So, I guess things are totally different now.

So, religion's for fools, eh?

So, uh, you're not

So, you're depressed.

So... Joan?

Some of us are nailing Catherine the Great here!

Some voted with their heads.

Some voted with their hearts.

Someone open mouthed kisses someone else.

Someone who's leading the polls.

Someone would be into student government.

Something is uh, on the er, closed circuit TV!

Sometimes I just turn the lights off in my room and cry.

Son. If we don't enforce the drinking age,

Sorry my dear boy, salty seconds!

Sorry to disturb you, but there's growing concern among

Sorry, Gandhi.

Sorry, I'm late, but somebody forgot to tell El Gandhisimo we had practice.

Sorry.

Sorry. I didn't see you there.

Spending the rest of the afternoon in my DEATH MAZE!

Spliced in a little sheep DNA.

Spray it in your face and slam it!

Stand up for what's right,and bring me back a funnel cake!

Stick it in my head, I hope it kills me.

Straight up, man. Numbers don't lie.

STUDENTS ONLY!

Stupid stop sign!

Stupid, Joan.

Such as..

Sunsets last six minutes

Sure

Sure, I buckled under the pressure of living up to the original Gandhi

Surrounded by geeks

Susie, Kelly, do me a favour and make out!

Take Back The Afternoon Film Festival To Save Clone High!

Tandoori Jones!

Teen Crisis Hotline, we're here because we care.

Tell me your likes and dislikes!

Tell them they heard you wrong

Tempers flared

Than worry about who or what we're seen with.

Thank God I got the key to this editing room.

Thank God I got the key to this editing room.

Thank god, because I hate it when

Thank you JFK.

Thank you, For your courage.

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thanks for not making this too weird.

Thanks, Joan.

Thanks, Mr B

Thanks, Van Gough.

That is a funny story. Mr Butlertron

That is a uh, good question, scary androgynous white guy!

That is all.

That is why it is my great pleasure,

That looks so good! What's in it?

That makes no sense

That no good cheating tramp!

That sounds like the gentle knock of a vulnerable teenage girl!

That this student is suffering from... malnutrition.

That totally answers my question!

That was just a hilarious plot twist.

That was so hot

That we're going to give you another chance!

That you need to express?

That's hilarious, Gandhi!

That's it!

That's me. Cool, honest Abe

That's not cool.

That's not gonna happen. Check this out.

That's the highest score yet on the Applause O Meter,

That's the kind of jackass I want in my corner.

That's what I'm afraid of.

That's where you're wrong, Joan!

That's why I'm starting a teen crisis hot line,

That's why she likes JFK, because he's a natural leader.

The Best Of The Best Of The Best Of The Best the Best.

The first day of school's always awkward, and just to let you know, I can relate.

The girls definitely won't walk away from our kissing booth disappointed

The greatest minds the world has ever known!

The know the old one about how Indians and Blacks don't get along?

The next question is for JFK

The official voting system of Clone Hiiigh.

The only way I can...

The only way I know how.

The people that drink tea all the time and have big teeth?

The people were clamouring to make asses of themselves,

The rest of you are free to go.

The same marketing scheme I used to win your votes.

The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures that you may be...

The Solid Gandhi Dancers?

The voices!

The whole premise is how tough it is to be me.

The X Stream Blu high school presidential debate!

Then I guess there's no hope for guys like us.

Then shame on you!

Then the excitement of sneaking aroun

Then this isn't an awareness fair

THERAPUTIC ISOLATION!

There goes our ghetto fabulous lifestyle.

There is a God!

There is no God!

There is no line right now, you just scream and weep.

There won't be one. Because you'll be dead.

There, there.

There's a part for the peanut

There's always hope, Gandhi.

There's nothing going on between me and President Dog!

There's nothing in the rule book that says a giraffe can't play football

There's nothing in the rule book that says a giraffe can't play football.

These bad boys are catalogue only.

They FLIPPED the bitch!

They were supposed to send it to me,

They're filled with bad dialogue and trite plot twists,

They're going to be able to tell.

They're just delightfully eccentric

They're not geeks, Gandhi.

They're rioting at a college level!

They've got a great selection down at Restoration Pottery Peer N Barrel

They've got some keen new colours, and kiwi, and..

Thiiiiiis

Things are going to work out with JFK.

Think of it as an opportunity for building community.

Thinking about what you did

This bent wire better not cause an overbite, or in three to five years, I'm gonna

This festival's all about you. Joan.

This film is embarrassing! For both of us!

This is a room full of scared people

This is a sign, Joan!

This is about not having to put your hand

This is probably the last time I'll ever use these oversized novelty scissors,

This is really hard to say.

This is the best party ever, thanks Gandhi!

This is the shot where you reveal how difficult your life really is.

This isn't about who we hang out with.

This kid's not sober, is he?

This nail I just stepped on.

This one?

This random dog is your new president!

This year, the theme for the awareness fair is..

Those loveable scamps!

Those Pumas were rather freeesh.

Thus concludes this caper

To all the locos at the In N Out at La Puente!

To death, bro

To get wasted might disappear forever.

To jazz up an old product with extreme marketing.

To my head!

To my party!

To officially dedicate this impassable moat

To skip the party and work the hotline tonight

To the awkwardness and the emotional insecurity of today's youth!

To the max, Cleo.

TO THE MAX!

To the max.

To this giant death defying skateboard ramp behind me

To this monster truck,

To thrill his class, Aaaaaaaabe Lincooooln!

Together they are...

Tonight, on a very special Clone High.

Too slow!

Totally

Touch the book.

Trust me.

Turned expert police detective.

Ugh, it makes me so mad I could kiss you!

Ugh, there is no God

Uh huh, yeah, I wanna date Cleopatra.

Uh no, no, I'm not at a party,

Uh, Abe?

Uh, I make films? Kay? On video?

Uh, Joan of Arc makes movies.

Uh, of course.

Uh... No?

Uh... yeah.

Unacceptable? Did you see the pool?

Underage drinking?

Underage drinking.

Unless...

Unlike Abe and myself,

Unlike you, I didn't make a beeline for the obvious.

Until you convinced our parents I wasn't good enough for your image

Up high, h onest Habe!

Up high, Lincoln Continental!

W w wait. What about the issues, Abe?

Wait, everyone.

Wait, I can explain Ow!

Wait, the voices are telling me to head on down to...

Wait.

Wait.

Wait. You're named Abe.

Wanna beer?

Wanna go shave a dog?

Wanna go shoot birds sometime?

Want to talk about it?

Watch out for that water tower!

We accept your offer.

We actually came to dinner tonight to kill you.

We must get tinted windows for the albino wing!

We were thinking somewhere more... intimate.

We're 107FM, with a mix of fresh Christian jams, slam first!

We're just really busy here at the teen hotline!

We're listening...

We're not the invincible gods that teen magazines would have you believe

We're rich, Mr B!

We're taking a test!

We're ultimately a hilarious combo!

We've been transferred there for our next adventure!

We've got a lot of, uh, tough issues facing us right now...

We've gotta get to that party.

Welcome back, Joan.

Well Black and Tan will prove, that even though we're different,

Well congratulations, Abe

Well from now on, I'll be more sensitive

Well Gandhi, I'll tell you.

Well how about...

Well I can help. I love opened mouth kissing.

Well I think I'll just jump of this balcony in case she

Well I'm not. Keep it down over there!

Well I'm tired of making exceptions, hussy!

Well right now all I can think about is

Well Scudworth I must confess,

Well that's discrimination!

Well that's it! Wasn't this the best film fest ever?!

Well that's two, which is all we can fit in the squad car.

Well uh, it's my foster parents.

Well, all the films are ruined.

Well, brand new year, same old faces.

Well, choosing between a jerk who's good for your image

Well, I don't deserve your votes!

Well, I'll see you guys.

Well, I'm a genetic dupilcate of Abe Lincoln

Well, I'm not gonna let this get me down. Dinger!

Well, see ya.

Well, the apartment's all finished!

Well, there it is

Well, we sure learned a lot today.

Well, well, well. If it isn't my old friend

Well, you can talk your tight little buns into principal Scudworth's office!

Well! I'm off!

Well... I dislike being tied to a chair.

Well... I guess we did learn that.

Wesley.

Wesley.

Whaddaya think drives this desire to act overly macho?

Whassup, fellow students?

What about..

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What cha doing in here, buddy, making a... Lincoln log?

What do you think you are uh, doing?

What good would that do?

What happened to us, Cleo?

What have I done?

What if you have ADD attack, and you can't pay attention to the moves?

What is infectious is ignorance.

What is that you saaaaaay?

What is that?

What is this touchy feely bullcrap?

What it feels like to be a teenager... and a pinata.

What she's getting you into.

What should I do?

What stinks in here, man?

What the hell are you doing here?

What was that last part?

What you said was "I'll get the beards".

What, you're too good to be gay like your old man?!

What, you're too good to be gay like your old man?!

What?

What? Did you watch my movie Joan,

What's his deal, man?

What's that word?

What's up, Fitzy baby, party at your place on Friday, right?

Whee! It's experimental surgery time!

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons

When someone asks you how you are

When's it gonna stop, Abe?

Where are my bitches?

Where did JFK get my spaghetti video?

Where we make you even more insecure about your bodies,

Where'd he go?

Where'd you get those fresh Pumas, bro?

Where's my report?

Whew. Feels good to help people.

Which is connected by a bungee cord,

Which is fine, with me

Which is it, Abe?

Which is, community service.

Which my friend Gandhi will drive back and forth on this half pipe

Whisper, whiiiisper. Whisper!

Whisper, whisper

Who conquered the MOON!

Who did that?

Who just happens to be honest.

Who knows, Joan?

Who 缺动词 by his own rules...

Who?

Who's got the legs? Me! That's who! Me!

Why yes, these are longer sideburns.

Why, creating a mechanical British servant

Why, I watched the first two thirds of the Mc Hammer Behind The Music,

Why, that idea's as foolish as getting new brakes from anywhere but Midas.

Will Abe and Joan's student films reveal their true feelings for one another?

With celebrity panelists Marilyn Manson,

With JFK

With me, Abe?

With my pants!

Without giving too much away...

Won't they be able to tell we're not students?

Would you shut up?

Would you tell a sunset that it couldn't last forever?

Wow

Wow Cleo, you're doing a bang up job promoting the Awareness Fair.

Wow, Abe

Wow, G Dub. You saved my life!

Wow, I...

Wow, salt and pepper?

Wow! Clipart!

Wow. Single tear.

X STREAM BLU IN THE HIZZOUSE!

X Stream Blu is a sham.

X Stream Blu presents,

X STREAM BLU!

Ya'll ready for God?

Yeah, but if you think about it, it would still be a pretty sweet party.

Yeah, even closer than a sister

Yeah, he's great.

Yeah, I already called ahead to the lipblam shelter

Yeah, I got your fax

Yeah, I haven't read it either.

Yeah, I seen the movie out on DVD, homes.

Yeah, pysched for the rager, j JFK. Dawg

Yeah, that's fascinating.

Yeah, well, you do have a robot butler named Mr Butlertron.

Yeah!

Yeah! Books!

Yeah! Books!

Yeah. I'm going right now.

Yes Abe. I love

Yes.

Yet every student says hello to you and ignores me!

You actually are a guy with fries up his nose!

You also have ADHD, its hyperactive cousin

You and I, don't get along!

You can count on me.

You can start with my solid gold ass!

You can try all you want, Joan.

You can't even tell, Mr Sheepman.

You died out there.

You do have to make sacrifices to be the best

You don't have to.

You don't know what you're getting into!

You don't know what you're getting into.

You don't think dating an old friend would be better?

You don't think he'll freak out and bite me, do you?

You got breasts

You got me!

You gotta LET EM OUT!

You grew like, a pair of breasts.

You know Abe,

You know Abe, I've been thinking,

You know Abe, tonight I finally have a night off from the hotline?

You know how I hate to be interrupted while I'm in my peanut lab!

You know my policy regarding fatties

You know what?

You know,

You know, even if these pants do fall off, I'm still wearing boxers

You know, I'm glad we get to spend some time alone.

You know, I'm hot now.

You know, maybe someone that...

You know, you take for granted..

You make it sound so simple

You may now attach the skateboard...

You over twenty one?

You over twenty one?

You play Leon Black, and I'm...

You really helped that boy

You see I'm not just your kindly history teacher,

You see Joan, I was that giraffe.

You see.

You seem to have this compulsion to "nail" Cleo

You should vote for Abe.

You think the film fest is too commercial.

You too, bad skin

You uh, know that show "My Two Dads"?

You underestimate me, my metal friend

You wanna kiss something, Cleo?

You want me to what?

You won't put yourself at risk of physical harm in order to gain approval.

You work here?

You would like Leno.

You wouldn't understand

You, and me, and what you have here.

You! You're holding a beer, get in

You'll be fine.

You're a high school principal, you don't know what's like to be lonely!

You're ahead!

You're all I have, man! ...Is that pepper?

You're going to express yourself, Joan.

You're gonna blurt out something stupid?

You're gonna make a great ass president.

You're making me fall asleep!

You're not afraid of Joan catching and ultimately killing you?

You're not terrified, where's the sport?

You're right.

You're selling kisses, I'm buying.

You're such an honest and true friend

You're talking in a normal indoor speaking voice.

You're the boom.

You're wet.

Young men and women, please give it up,

Your brave, homoerotic gesture has changed my view about ADD.

Your house. Next Friday. No dairy

Your innocent whistling doesn't fool me.

Your memorable school chum, Cloney McStudent!

Your secret army of cloned historical figures

Aw, your impressions are awesome

Benji? Gandhi.

Black and Tan? Black and Tan!

Gandhi! Okay,

God is always with you. Did you say something?

Hell of a show last night, Mr B. High five, sir.

I do? Yes.

I try to listen with compassion, instead of killing them

I was at camp. Was it breast camp?

I'm worried about Gandhi. Me too.

I've never heard of that. It's a very common expression.

Is that cashmere? The man in the dapper cardigan is right.

Like an old friend, you know Nope. Cleo. Only Cleo

Marilyn Manson? Yes

May I respond to that? Yes you may.

Nah, I like Cleo. But Abe, think about it.

No! Or is it yes?

Oh man! Oh my!

Saaaaay, Say

Say whaaa Stop it! Listen!

Say whaaaaaat? Say what?

Seems like I've been here a lot lately. Then these are lucky roses

That is a good theme! I like it also!

That will solve everything. I feel so pacified.

They can't tell when someone visit them. But..

Tom? Hi everybody.

Whaaaaaaaaaat? What?

Woop, I'm done! Do you mind?

Wow, Tom Green! Who?

you shouldn't be You're kicking me off the dance squad.

You think I was born yesterday? Who likes cheese?

You were thinkin' it. I know

'Cause I don't see anyone.

'Cause watch this, here it comes, finish.

'Cause we're here to tell ya about X Stream Blu!

'cause you visit them?

'Cause you're not invited.

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~ Oh grains are the foundation ~

~ Or you'll DIIIEEE!! ~

~ Secret government employees ~

~ So please take my advice ~

~ that I live by to this day ~

~ That's why meat can be a tasty treat ~

~ The ancient pharaohs were not too bright they say ~

~ The heart in my mind has been hoping ~

~ Their antioxidants and fibre help you to digest ~

~ They're gonna make it if they try ~

~ Three servings of yoghurt, milk and cheese ~

~ Three to five of vegetables and four of fruits is best ~

~ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry ~

~ To limit your serving ~

~ Way way back in the 1980s' ~

~ When you eat your sweets ~

~ Will help your bones and subsidise the cattle industries ~

~And on Fridays, I do abs and legs, but not calves!

~And the mind and my heart has been wishing ~

♪ A disease with initials? That's the worst kind ♪

♪ Gandhi has ADD Incurable disease ♪

♪ ADD has warped his mind ♪

♪ And made amusing genetic copies ♪

♪ And made amusing genetic copies ♪

♪ Attention Deficit Disordeeeer ♪

♪ Clone High, Clone High ♪

♪ Clone High, Clone High ♪

♪ Clone High, Clone High ♪

♪ Did you hear, Did you hear? ♪

♪ Did you hear, did you hear? ♪

♪ Don't give in to the heat. ♪

♪ Don't tell Paul Reveeeereeee ♪

♪ Don't tell Paul Revere ♪

♪ Dreaming and crying, ♪

♪ Dug up famous guys and ladies ♪

♪ Dug up famous guys and ladies ♪

♪ flap flap flapping my albatross wings... ♪

♪ Got to remember the fire, ♪

♪ I've got nothing to say...♪

♪ in an ordinary world ♪

♪ Life is only a game ♪

♪ Loving learning challenge judging ♪

♪ Loving learning challenge judging ♪

♪ Loving learning challenge judging ♪

♪ Now the clones are sexy teens, now ♪

♪ Now the clones are sexy teens, now ♪

♪ Once we were warriors ♪

♪ Remember the memories. ♪

♪ Remember the memories. ♪

♪ Remember the memories. ♪

♪ Remember your heart, ♪

♪ Secret government employees ♪

♪ Secret government employees ♪

♪ Secret government employees ♪

♪ They're gonna make it if they try ♪

♪ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry ♪

♪ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry ♪

♪ Time to laugh and shiver and Cry ♪

♪ Too laaaaaate! ♪

♪ Two stars, worlds apart. ♪

♪ Way way back in the 1980s' ♪

♪ Way way back in the 1980s' ♪

♪ You get it from toilet seats. Use a protective sheet ♪

♪ 缺歌词 ♪

♪ Gandhi is contagious Totally outrageous ♪

♪ And made amusing genetic copies ♪

♪ Carping the diem! ♪

♪ Don't tell Paul Revere ♪

♪ Dug up famous guys and ladies ♪

♪ Gandhi has ADD, Gandhi has ADD ♪

♪ I'm an ordinary guy ♪

♪ Living and dying, ♪

♪ Now the clones are sexy teens, now ♪

♪ Remember the flame

♪ Running with the streets

♪ Seizing the day, ♪

♪ sing an ordinary song ♪

♪ They're gonna make it if they try ♪

♪ They're gonna make it if they try ♪

♪ Way way back in the 1980s' ♪

♪ You're only a man, now, ♪

🎵 ADD! 🎵

🎵 Did you hear, Did you hear? 🎵

🎵 I'm flap flap flapping my albatross wings, 🎵