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A Chocolate Hurricane
A computer research lab. Sunnydale's third largest employer till it closed down last year.
A good magician never tells his secrets.
A mother daughter thing. We can talk about the embarrassing things you love to bring up.
A spokesman blamed computer error for the financial discrepancy.
A thing?
A vampire casts no reflection.
About your mother and me. Why we split up
Absolutely. When can we do something like that again?
Accounts of the primals and their methods are thin on the ground.
Advanced degrees in entomology and mythology.
All right, then.
All right, we'll assemble on the stage in five minutes for the power thing.
All those people staring at me and judging me like I'm some kind of Buffy!
All we know is that Morgan is a Grade A weirdo. That doesn't lead to murderer.
Am I knowledge girl now? Explanations are your terrain.
Am I really bait?
Amazingly enough, I don't care.
And a cranky slayer is a careless slayer.
And he will lead her into Hell."
And I would imagine the Master, wherever he is, having a fairly bad day himself.
And I'll research all the possibilities.
And I'm Sid
And I've come to a simple conclusion. I don't get it.
And it's about to open.
And mock
And one being someone who's... not.
And one of the Brethren shall go out hunting the night before
And still says "Hey, I like that girl
And that's why she's starting in the middle of the semester.
And the shirt? Deal with that outfit for a moment.
And their deaths will bring me little joy.
And their friends' children.
And you guys are thinking double...?
And you'll be stopping me how?
And, er, deal with it accordingly.
Angel's a vampire. You're a slayer.
Anybody's here.
Anyway, continuing the May Queen activities may be the best way to draw Marcie out.
Are you a witch?
Are you kidding?
Are you sure this is a good idea?
Are you sure this is faster?
Aren't we going to the funeral home?
Aren't you hungry for something warm after all this time?
At least now I'll have some peace
Ate him up?
Because he couldn't wait to finish his job before he ate.
Because they're true. I think that's the least we owe one another
Besides convince a perfectly nice kid to try and kill me? I don't know
Bought me everything I ever wanted. And never once gained a single pound.
Brakes! Brakes!
Brakes! Brakes!
Breathe. This big guy Luke, he talked about an offering to the Master.
Buffy doesn't want you getting hurt. I don't want you getting hurt.
Buffy just makes trouble. That's why she got kicked out of her old school.
Buffy, maintaining a normal social life as a slayer
Buffy! Get out!
But demons have claws and teeth.
But it's fun, isn't it?
But one can survive in modern society without being a slave to the... idiot box.
But this would be here when the children first came.
But were they here after you, or was it that prophecy thing?
But you didn't... hone.
But, Buffy...
Came through big time.
Can I get Sid now?
Check it out?
Come on, Buffy.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Come on, Sid, you're spoiling my act
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on. You know what you want.
Computers don't smell, Rupert
Cool! What's active listening?
Cool. Thanks
Cordelia, I'm here with Buffy.
Cordelia, shut up
Cordelia's been really nice to me, anyway.
Cos I know you better than she does
Damn it!
Dangerous and mean, right? Like Angel, your mystery guy.
Darla? I don't believe I know...
Dead. And also eaten
Demon, come!
Did he seem upset at all on the bus back from the zoo?
Did I mention I hate this school?
Did you lose your game last week?
Did you see that?
Dino! Just leaving.
Do I sense a plan, Darla?
Do you think it'll hurt?
Dodge ball
Don't let her hunt you down. Don't whimper and mewl like a mangy human.
Er, rage. In most cases, the person who combusted was terribly angry, or... or upset.
Even I was bored. And I'm a science nerd.
Even... even created, by our perception.
Ever wonder why nobody cool hangs out with you?
Everybody, stay where you are
Everyone's so busy agreeing with me, they don't hear a word I say.
Everything you dreaded was under your bed but told yourself couldn't be. They're all real.
Excuse me.
Fire comin' down. Judgment.
Five, six, seven, eight!
Follow Dave? What, in dark glasses and a trench coat? Please.
For 400 years.
For spending my time fighting for my life
For untold aeons, demons walked the Earth.
Forget it.
Friends like to share.
Get in! Come on! No!
God, this game is brutal.
Good dogs don't... bite.
Good to meet you.
Good work.
Good, Xander, that's the spirit
Guess that's what they call natural selection.
Guess what.
Gypsies. The elders conjured the perfect punishment for me. They restored my soul.
Had to.
Harmony! They called and said the dress is ready. It's so great. Mitch is gonna die.
Have you guys seen Willow? Did she come by here?
He came here to be with me.
He didn't have a date either?
He gets to keep the human form he's in for another seven years.
He is risen in me!
He knows everything
He said "Lucky 19"
He was found wanting.
He was. Look at his grades. All A's.
He's not around much, it's true.
He's not going anywhere.
He's not in the book
He's not in the book
He's underground, right? Take me to him.
Help me! Ah! Please, help me!
Here endeth the lesson.
Here. Put this on.
Here's a tip: hurry.
Hey, Amy!
Hey, did I ever tell you about the time she attacked me at the Bronze?
Hey, I just hope he's good enough for you. I think it's great that you met someone.
Hey, Wendell
Hey! I got to hit someone!
Hey! You forgot your stake.
Hi. It's been a while.
His name is Malcolm Black. He's 18.
Honestly, what is it about them that bothers you so much?
Honey, is there something bothering you?
How come she's in the club?
How comfortable you can make me feel.
How could you? A poor, defenceless pig!
How do you know where the Master's going?
How does the hem go? Is it long enough or...
I am free because you fear it.
I am, of course, having my dress specially made. Off the rack gives me hives.
I believe she'll come to us. We have something she wants.
I bet she is, though.
I better go.
I broke a nail, OK? I'm wearing a press on.
I can get it.
I can see all of it.
I can smell you
I can't wait till tomorrow. I'll think about it too much.
I did not suggest that you illegally enter...
I didn't bring him. He came.
I didn't start it.
I didn't think I'd find you here.
I don't care!
I don't have fluffy bunny feelings for them.
I don't know what these Brethren mean to do.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think we'll find much in here.
I don't think we're supposed to yet. Marcie's not quite ready.
I don't think you'll have any problem adjusting, Bunny
I don't understand this attitude. You've accepted your duty, slain vampires before.
I don't understand! This can't be happening.
I feel like you know me better than anyone.
I gave you birth.
I guess you didn't see me coming.
I have your outline here, but why not stop by tomorrow? We'll go over it then
I heard something.
I just feel better with you safe and sound inside. You must be beat.
I just love springtime.
I just love springtime.
I knew a slayer in the thirties.
I know my transcripts are a little colourful
I know this really good cauldron. Do you actually ride a broom?
I know what you're after.
I know you think you're the Slayer, and the reason why...
I know.
I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away
I like pain
I live nearby.
I made him. There was a time when we shared everything. Wasn't there, Angelus?
I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility.
I may be dead,
I mean, a lot of guys read
I mean, I really love books.
I mean, nobody cool has Epstein Barr any more.
I mean, when Dad was here, they would fight and yell, he would call her a witch,
I mean, you stopped cheerleading just before the trouble.
I met him on line.
I need to see you.