The Simpsons - Season 6 Edit

A beautiful sky blue.

A big, long day.

A bitter snowstorm.

A blasting cap.

A car impound lot.

A chopper. We're saved.

A conspiracy, eh? You think they're involved in the Kennedy assassination?

A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!

A couple of 500 pound bags should do it!

A couple of those would be tasty right now.

A famous couple...

A father should always make his kids feel wanted.

A film biography might let them get to know the real you.

A fine mahoq to you all.

A girl. Oh, Marge, we have a wonderful baby girl.

A horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.

A human head!

A Malibu Stacy convertible!

A man so deeply in debt doesn't deserve it.

A mountain of sugar is too much for one man.

A nonprofit organization with oil? I won't allow it.

A pain I know all too well.

A part of us all. A part of us all.

A part of us all. A part of us all.

A penalty shot will be taken by Bart Simpson.

A replica of the slingshot David used to slay Goliath.

A romantic vacation can provide titillation.

A slick Hollywood picture to gloss over my evil rise to power...

A small cost of living increase and better equipment and supplies for your children.

A snake in the cash register!

A soy based snack will calm me down.

A Star Is Burns

A surprise party for me in Principal Skinner's office?

A tasteful book.

A tremendous explosion in the price of lumber.

A true leader who will do exactly as he's told.

A young man maybe who thinks he can be the next Baryshnikov.

Aaron L. Aaronson voted for...

About a year ago he noticed his voice was changing. He had terrible acne...

About everything, damn it! Hey, Homer, wait up. I wanna die too.

Absolutely, honey. By blocking the net, I really think you helped your team.

Absolutely.

Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear.

According to a survey ranking Springfield as the least popular city in America.

According to my calculations, the robots won't go berserk for at least 24 hours.

Acid rain again.

Actually, I was hoping I could sit down for just a second.

Actually, I'm 7.

Actually, I'm interested in becoming a police officer.

Actually, if the road surface maintains its integrity...

Actually, Lisa, it's just Uncle Eldred.

Actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.

Actually, my real name is...

Actually, numbers don't have much use in my future career:

Actually, sir, the embassy is considered American soil, sir.

Actually, your mother hadn't told me yet.

Advance on him, men.

After all these years, things are finally starting to go my way.

After all, I deserve it.

After him! Go!

After him. He has the gummi.

After much soul searching, I decided it would be wrong of me to name names.

After the way I've behaved, I don't deserve to win

After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left!

After years of disappointment with get rich quick schemes...

Agreed.

Ah, Action News.

Ah, faithful toilet.

Ah, one more.

Ah, the mysteries of life.

Ahoy there, dean. I understand you're taking suggestions from students, eh?

Ain't been blown for nigh on to three years.

Ain't you never seen a naked chick riding a clam before?

Albert Dershman, who can hold three billiard balls in his mouth.

Alight your gaze on yonder fabled beasts of yore.

Alive!

All 48,000 voters and who each one of them voted for.

All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia?

All hands on deck. Pirates off the port bow.

All I can do is give you one name. Edgar Neubauer.

All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.

All I had was a little brother who grew up to become a doctor.

All I have to do is follow the yellow drip road.

All in favor of Marge Simpson's film festival idea?

All in favor of the amended Springfield/pervert bill?

All is well in the school. My authority as principal is total...

All other rooms contain man eating tigers."

All questions will be answered, all fears will be allayed...

All right

All right, all right, it's Lisa's turn.

All right, Bart. The Bible does teach forgiveness.

All right, Bob, now it's personal.

All right, children. Switch.

All right, Dad.

All right, Econo Save, you just made the list.

All right, everybody in the pool!

All right, family time begins now.

All right, fine. Fine.

All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.

All right, get in there.

All right, girls. Today we learn the dance of the fairy queens.

All right, give them back. Come on. Everybody, give them back.

All right, guys. Pipe down. I got some more in the garage.

All right, Hans. Time to go.

All right, how much do you charge?

All right, I have to sit here and behave, no matter what

All right, it's time to vote for the grand prize.

All right, it's true! I am a murderer!

All right, just take your seat.

All right, let's go live to Bob headquarters now...

All right, Lisa, you got your way. Your mom's going to a psychiatrist.

All right, Lisa.

All right, Lou, open fire.

All right, mates, let them have it!

All right, on to Lisa Simpson.

All right, one candy and one caramel.

All right, pie, I'm just gonna do this:

All right, Pigs, beat those Gougers.

All right, settle, people. People, settle.

All right, Simpson. You win this round.

All right, Simpson. You're free to go.

All right, so the compression and expansion...

All right, that's it. We're going home.

All right, that's the last straw.

All right, Thinks Too Much. It shall be so.

All right, we'll give the dogs one more chance.

All right, we're free!

All right, we're here. Let us never speak of the shortcut again.

All right, who broke my vase?

All right, you had your fun, now get lost.

All right, you heard the man.

All right, you scrawny beanpoles.

All right, you win.

All right, you'll get your money.

All right!

All right! All right! I'll walk in the mud!

All right! Lisa, that's wonderful.

All right! Snow day! No school tomorrow!

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, I'll sweeten the deal.

All right. But I'm not very good

All right. I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or diddly order.

All right. I'll send you a check.

All right. Now, there can only be one Krusty in each territory.

All right. Settle down. Anita Bath here?

All right. You listen up, you little freaks! The fun stops here.

All right. You're right. Let's just forget about that.

All Stonecutters must take the Leap of Faith.

All students proceed immediately to an assembly...

All that unnecessary behaving.

All the more reason to hurry up.

All they care about is entertainment.

All this free time. I never thought I'd get sick of Razor Fight II, The Slashening.

All you have to do is think about your most cherished memories.

Allison, is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

Almost sexual, isn't it, Smithers?

Although I must say, it's certainly refreshing.

Although some days I wish I had.

Although the moral seems to be that a life of jazz leaves you sad and lonely.

Always use fresh macaroni

Am I to take it that this is...

Am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?

Amanda Huggenkiss!

Americo Australianian relations are at an all time low.

Americo Australianian relations are at an all time low.

Among whom also we all once conducted ourselves...

An army of dogs!

An ax! He's got an ax!

An English boy, eh?

An oil well doesn't belong in the hands of...

And 2, your change. And we thank you.

And a mint for afterwards.

And a nation is born.

And action.

And after work, I gotta dedicate a new Jiffy Lube and cohost the ACE Awards.

And all for a low, low price of one dollar per pound.

And as a bonus, some of our more troublesome students...

And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked...

And at best, I was a B plus dog.

And bang! That's when I'll cash in.

And Bart isn't doing very well either.

And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.

And believe me, this is not a dream!

And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting.

And Bleeding Gums was a good friend to you.

And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets...

And don't you ever come near my daughter again!

And during a subsequent voyage, Columbus found...

And even if the Three Stooges were alive, I doubt they'd hang out with you.

And exactly like the Wreck of the Hesperus.

And feast your ears on this tantalizing testimonial...

And for starters, your old man is gonna teach you how to ride...

And for the minimal outlay of one dollar...

And get a lot of good exercise outdoors...

And have you seen my beloved dog? Give me the ticket.

And he in return was beloved by the world...

And he'll be home any minute.

And he's buried here under the floorboards.

And her hair smells like red Froot Loops.

And here we have the world famous Beatles...

And here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax:

And here's our TV next to the mirror.

And here's your host, Gentle Ben.

And Homer is heckling the puppet show.

And how did he manage to write his name in solid cement?

And I don 't give permission for my face to be on TV. I want it blurred.

And I don't believe in it. It breaks up families.

And I don't think you understand that.

And I found something for Milhouse down at the mall too. A pup tent.

And I get to miss a week of school.

And I got a feeling they're gonna peak right around January.

And I have the records to prove it.

And I hope you'll find it in your heart not to drive awa...

And I keep telling you you flyboys crack me up!

And I know it's against all your moral fibers...

And I know the little fellas would love romping around my many acres...

And I love that painting. Judging by the clothes, I'd say 17th century.

And I need that money for candy.

And I want to speak to Dr. Bart Simpson right now.

And I was always proud...

And I won't rest until all of Springfield...

And I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog.

And I would like to say that it is because of teamwork.

And I'd do it again.

And I'll just get us started.

And I'm gonna get drunker than I've ever been in my entire life.

And I'm gonna keep teaching your class, like it or lump it.

And I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy.

And I'm too superstitious to take the one at the cemetery.

And if any part of you should fill that air, it's your own fault.

And if that makes me a sissy, well, then, I guess I'm a sissy.

And if they are?

And if you ever want to visit my show...

And if you ever want to visit my show...

And if you get eaten, it's your own fault.

And in honor of this momentous occasion...

And it absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight.

And it doesn't have nails and broken glass in it.

And it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth.

And it tears me up inside.

And it was a baby ox.

And it won't just be a simple caning this time.

And it'll need somebody to dispense drinks, i.e. Me.

And just look how happy he is.

And like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high...

And Lisa, my little princess.

And Maggie Makes Three

And maybe the boy.

And my favorite, Chewie. They're all here!

And now a word from my new sponsor.

And now Avis Rent A Car is proud to present...

And now I give you The Eternal Struggle.

And now I know. There is, and it's me.

And now I spend my days drinking cheap Scotch and watching Comedy Central.

And now my daughter, Jessica...

And now the final ordeal:

And now the Funny 5...

And now the winner of the grand prize.

And now to announce the winners.

And now to honor America, here's Krusty the Clown

And now we return to Fox Night at the Movies.

And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin Cycle Fantastic trick.

And now, I am going to teach some kids a lesson.

And now, the final phase of my plan.

And now, the winner for the most promising new series on cable:

And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger, the one with ketchup...

And now, to sing "Amazing Grace"...

And now, to top off...

And now!

And now...

And only in the sweet embrace of quietude can two lovers truly be as...

And only one of you kids can go to college.

And only two of those members have special rings.

And quick.

And send a thank you note to Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson.

And since I quit, I can do anything I want.

And since I quit, I can do anything I want.

And so forth.

And someone will have to run the power. You can do that, Homer.

And such lovely children you have now.

And such lovely children you have now.

And that is that.

And that kid with the backpack said "radical."

And that's Bart Simpson. He was my heir for a brief period, you know.

And that's if I order them today.

And that's the drunk tank, and this is Mommy's desk.

And that's what's wrong with Bart's generation.

And the dog in the Coppertone ad? Same deal?

And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.

And the number one reference that I am running into the ground is:

And the official Stonecutter underwear too.

And the Oscar goes to...

And the results are in. For Sideshow Bob, 100 percent.

And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies...

And the tracks appear to lead into Shelbyville.

And the way you kept the young people away, that was beautiful.

And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.

And then take that and...

And then when I told him about Lisa...

And there was only one place in town that a man like me could make it.

And there's only one big toilet, and they make you all go at the same time.

And there's that Simpson mutt, my former guard dog.

And there's your king size bed for:

And they're in the home stretch. It's... Wait! Another dog is on the track.

And they're off. She's the Fastest jumps out to an insurmountable lead.

And things have never been better. The streets are safe...

And this is for the United States of America.

And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce...

And this we call the Unblinking Eye.

And those ridiculous bets you make.

And though Flanders was stuck with the impound fee...

And three, our six term mayor...

And to celebrate, for this week only, we're cutting ticket prices in half.

And to celebrate, I'm going to tilt my chair.

And to mark that sweet moment, our people planted this lemon tree...

And to show my appreciation, here are two free passes.

And to the delectable turkey...

And tonight, the following celebrities have been arrested:

And we all pray it will.

And we both love the Rolling Stones.

And we got ginger ale. Boiling hot, Texas style ginger ale!

And we remind you, there is a 1 percent margin of error.

And we've developed a taste for it.

And what have we here?

And what's this?

And who could forget dear Rat Boy?

And with a flute up his nose, Ralph Wiggum.

And with flaming swords, the Aramites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men...

And with my brothers the Stonecutters behind me...

And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville.

And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Springfield.

And wound that Mr. Smithers. Out of my way.

And you also infringed on any number of copyrights.

And you didn't think I'd make any money.

And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.

And you will fall into line. Now!

And you, you will dance the male lead.

And you're just yellow trash.

And your bottom was a little bigger.

And your daddy has realized something very important.

And your show is the most amateur video I ever saw.

And, look, I used an old metronome to simulate the heartbeat...

And, Simpson...

And, you know, I think he'd sound a little something like this:

Andy!

Anita Bath.

Another intelligent conservative here railroaded by our liberal justice system.

Another jumper on the roof of T.G.I. McScratchy's.

Another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.

Another Simpsons Clip Show

Another strike for the Chosen One!

Another victory for Montgomery Burns ' champion greyhounds.

Any disabling injuries? Something that the gambling community...

Any foreign creature you bring in could upset the environmental balance.

Any questions?

Anyone besides Lisa for a change?

Anything left?

Anything you say, professor.

Anyway, as part of Krusty's plea bargain...

Anyway, Bloody Gums Murphy was quite the sousaphone player...

Anyway, Hugh, there's more to my life than just the wrecking ball.

Anyway, Mom, maybe you should go into therapy.

Anyway, that's why I always keep a cellular phone next to me.

Anyway, the down under fad fizzled, and the diplomatic climate...

Anyway, we all pitched in, and we got you this little going away thing.

Anyway, we think you'll really enjoy our quiet little town.

Apu, no.

Are there any suggestions for how to attract more tourism?

Are those limited edition figures?

Are we in any dang...

Are you hugging the TV?

Are you just putting new newspapers over the old ones?

Are you kids gonna be all right? Kids?

Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?

Are you saying, "Boo," or, "Boo urns"?

Are you sure it wouldn't be faster to just tell us what happened?

Are you sure you wanna go through with this, sir?

Aren't you glad we got out of the house and came downtown for a little culture?

Around the far turn, it's She's the Fastest.

Arthur B. Ablabab voted for..

Artie, I don't know. It was a beautiful evening. Let's not ruin it.

As a change of pace...

As a matter of fact, my refrigerator wasn't running.

As long as the puppies don't do anything else wrong, they stay.

As long as they're not squatting in a ditch...

As long as we're Stonecutters, he will control our lives.

As of now, the death count is zero. But it is ready to shoot right up.

As punishment for your desertion...

As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I'd like to thank you...

As the comet hurdles toward the city, our rocket will intercept it...

As the first student at Springfield Elementary to discover a comet...

Ashley Grant. You gave a talk on women's issues at my school...

At 7 tonight the games begin Bart versus Lisa, who will win?

At any rate, I believe you.

At first, I thought we could talk it over like civilized people.

At least let me have that.

At my apartment, the Fiesta Terrace.

At that time, I had no idea Maggie even existed.

At that time, we will blow up your house and any remaining Simpsons.

At the picnic, he thought my son Reynaldo was Rolando.

At this rate, I probably won't even get into Vassar.

At this rate, you'll be broke in a month. Only thing left to do is...

Attaboy.

Attach the Stone of Triumph!

Attempted murder. Now, honestly, what is that?

Attention, all units. Attention, all units.

Attention, American workers.

Attention, Marge Simpson. We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

Attention, Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested.

Attention, passengers.

Attention, students. It's time to choose a gym class for the coming term.

Attention, teachers. We're on strike!

Attention, the flight from New York has arrived.

Attention, this is an emergency broadcast.

Attention. This is Principal Skinner...

Aw, thanks, Dad.

Aw, you're just jealous.

Awesome.

Awful, awful hair.

Ay caramba!

Ay caramba!

Aye, mates. What's the good word?

Baby shower? You know I haven't told Homer yet.

Baby, you are gonna knock them dead.

Back, you robot. Nobody ruins my family vacation but me.

Bah!

Ballet is for the strong, the fierce, the determined.

Ballet? Dancing is for girls.

Barclay, Barry, Bert... Bort?

Barn, you gotta unwrap the plastic before you smoke these.

Barney Gumble!

Barney, any chance you can get me a job?

Barney, this is a five minute chip. It's worth a Pabst.

Barney's movie had heart.

Bart and some kids ran off to wage war on Shelbyville.

Bart Simpson has somehow managed to sneak his bedroom into my house.

Bart Simpson, meet Jay Sherman the critic.

Bart Simpson, stop raising your hand. You haven't had one right answer today.

Bart Simpson. Bart Simpson.

Bart Simpson's office.

Bart vs. Australia

Bart, are all these children friends of yours?

Bart, are you ready for your history test?

Bart, by special request of the mayor's office, you are going to be left back.

Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $900 collect call?

Bart, do you have a love story that doesn't end in heartbreak?

Bart, don't put the non marshmallow pieces back in the box.

Bart, her being wet won't help me win the competition!

Bart, honey, do you know who did take the money?

Bart, I am so proud of you. You've shown a sensitive side of yourself...

Bart, I can't believe it. But why?

Bart, I told you before. Stop gnawing on the drywall.

Bart, I wish you wouldn't lie like that.

Bart, I'm not gonna break into somebody's house.

Bart, I'm really sorry I've been ignoring you lately.

Bart, I'm sorry I'm gonna miss your public humiliation.

Bart, it's naive to think you can change a person

Bart, it's the best thing that ever happened to me in my whole life!

Bart, leave that crowbar here. You know I don't like you prying and jimmying.

Bart, leave that crowbar here. You know I don't like you prying and jimmying.

Bart, look. A laundry chute.

Bart, put that down!

Bart, quit it!

Bart, stop creating a diversion and get out of here!

Bart, that was your cherished childhood toy.

Bart, water will only go the other way in the Southern Hemisphere.

Bart, we can't just let her get away with this!

Bart, we can't let Bob steal the spotlight.

Bart, we did it. Now we get to keep our house...

Bart, where's my wallet?

Bart, you better talk to Mom and Dad about this.

Bart, you can't actually call these places.

Bart, you can't trust your perception at this altitude.

Bart, you were Lisa's age. And, Lisa...

Bart, you'll never get Krabappel and Skinner together again.

Bart, you've graffito tagged public property.

Bart, your mortal enemy is on the radio.

Bart! Lisa! Time for church!

Bart! What are you doing in my room?

Bart?

Bart? Lisa? What are you two doing home so early?

BART'S COMET

BART'S GIRLFRIEND

Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang.

Be a dear, run a bath.

Be careful with my sisters' heads. Their necks are brittle.

Be careful. These are dangerous streets for us upper lower middle class types.

Be nice. Smile. Be polite. Don't make waves.

Beautiful, aren't they?

Because if you tell, no one will believe you.

Because nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

Because of him, I lost my room...

Because of last week's problems..

Because of that disrespectful display...

Because that is the kind of infraction...

Because they're so attractive.

Because this town is under the stranglehold...

Because you have impeded science, you must now aid science.

Because, you see, you're here forever.

Because, you see, you're here forever.

Because... you... stink... at... sports!

Becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight.

Beer nuts.

Beer?

Beer? Oh, Marge, I love you.

Before we draw up the budget...

Begin braking procedure!

Behold the rarest of the rare...

Behold! The masked dancer is me, Bart!

Being a clown sucks. Kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly.

Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal.

Believe me, honey. She's more scared of you than you are of her.

Ben, I have a question.

Beret of poodle On my noodle it shall rest

Besides occasionally wearing the underwear...

Besides standing by you and supporting you, there's nothing I can do.

Besides, that back talking boat sets a bad example.

Besides, you didn't notice the old gym mats.

Besides, you kids need to learn morals and decency...

Best two out of three.

Better head to the DMV. These two broads'll help you out.

Better head to the DMV. These two broads'll help you out.

Better sign up for something fast, man. Baseball just filled up...

Big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left...

Big deal. They didn't approve my idea. Said it was unfeasible.

Bill defeated.

Birch Barlow, the fourth branch of government, the 51st state.

Birchibald T. Barlow!

Blast it!

Bleeding Gums Murphy.

Bleeding Gums was my hero, and I never got to tell him how I felt.

Bleeding Yanks. I ought to...

Block it out.

Blueprints of the dummy, notarized photos of you making the dummy...

Bonjour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Boring.

Bowling fresh.

Bowling. Bowling here.

Boy, next summer can you commit some fraud in Orlando, Florida?

Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy...

Bravissimo, Bart! Next week, class gives its first recital.

Bright Lights, Beef Jerky.

Brilliant.

Brothers, I've learned a wonderful lesson.

Brothers. Brothers!

Budget cuts. They've even got Groundskeeper Willie teaching French.

Burn him!

Burn that seat.

Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school.

Burns needs some serious "boostafazoo." Right, Dad?

Burns, your scurvy schemes will earn ye a one way passage to the boneyard.

Bust in here and take it?

But a greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best

But ain't no one gonna hear it.

But aren't police a force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite?

But as a sign of good faith to our Australian friends...

But basically, Krabappel said you'd give the teachers everything they want.

But before I go, I'd just like to say...

But Blanche, you gotta help me out here! Please! I'm 64 grand in the hole!

But celery soup's pretty exciting too.

But Dad can't afford 6 dollars a night.

But deep down inside, you secretly long for a cold hearted Republican...

But doesn't the Bible teach us "judge not, lest ye be judged," Reverend?

But every cave had a national anthem.

But every single Scottish person does it!

But first let's check the death count from the killer storm...

But first we have a special guest, Rainier Wolfcastle...

But first, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

But first, she was a university honors student who devoted her life to kids.

But Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.

But for some reason, this Birch Barlow really speaks to me.

But for the sissies, never.

But getting on a plane like that seems like a hassle coupled with a burden.

But harassing women is not one of them.

But he ate my last meal.

But he fired me.

But he left for work a few minutes ago.

But he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in.

But he was a great man.

But he was the only person who had the same love for music that I do.

But hockey is so violent and dangerous. Look at Milhouse's teeth.

But I always drink plenty of "malk"?

But I can help you with your loving problem.

But I can kill you.

But I can let you have this little number for practically nothing. Only $38,000.

But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids.

But I did tip off the feds...

But I didn't.

But I distinctly heard you say that Maude was with God.

But I heard a woman scream.

But I keep telling you, I'm not a pilot.

But I like that film biography idea.

But I like to make you breakfast.

But I need that album to honor the memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy.

But I promise you the second all those things go away, we'll have sex.

But I saw the murder, and then I saw you bury the corpse in the backyard!

But I specialize in foretelling the relationships...

But I urge that guilty person here, under the eyes of God...

But I wanted to.

But I will suggest there may be better things in life...

But I wish you'd chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic.

But I'd hate to leave behind all my wonderful friends.

But I'm damn good at this one. That's it.

But I'm still hungry.

But I'm using my whole ass.

But if they show up in the morgue, he's gonna fax us.

But if you blow it, you'll look like a fool.

But in 1990, he framed Krusty for armed robbery, and Bart got him put in jail.

But in the end, just when things looked worst, true love triumphed.

But instead, I just ripped the head off Mr. Honey Bunny!

But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?

But it involves being a bit underhanded. A bit devious, a bit...

But it turned out he wasn't interested in brunch at all.

But it turns out we were wrong.

But it would be funny to someone who was watching us.

But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame all my current woes...

But it would mean a lot to me if you kept this one alive.

But it's a few seconds before 12:00.

But it's a good thing we're not firing it...

But it's not really your idea, is it, now, Marge?

But listen to the music. He's evil.

But mine worked, damn it. Now, go out there and win me that festival!

But my new idea is different.

But no more you know what in front of the house, all right?

But no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it. Maybe a little powdered sugar

But nobody is really gone as long as we remember them.

But not the last.

But now I've gotta go somewhere and do some serious thinking.

But now Itchy & Scratchy Land is cutting ticket prices in half.

But now that I'm unpopular again, I want you to know I'm here for you.

But our infomercials are running 24 hours a day.

But she's better than me at everything that makes me special.

But so many of your heroes wear tights.

But suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs...

But the alley just ain't doing enough business to pay that kind of money.

But the ball, his groin. It works on so many levels.

But the power of my words filled him with a sort of madness.

But the Springfield brigade was too brave to accept their surrender.

But the store sells sugar for 35 cents a pound.

But the Walambaloo Dirt Monument is just too exciting to pass up.

But then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi entrechat.

But then I rode them again.

But then I spent all my money on my $ 1500 a day habit.

But then I'd be afraid of smothering him.

But then you've always been proud of me.

But there's a conspiracy to cover it up.

But they gave me these Rollerblades so I can glide to the front door.

But they're not.

But they're ours. You stole them from us.

But they're so sweet.

But they're so wretchedly adorable.

But this is just an empty box.

But this the one event I want my darling wife by my side.

But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him.

But we don't have that kind of money. In fact, no school could afford...

But we have three grandpas already.

But what about the victims?

But what can I do? I'm just...

But what if I were to shake your hand in this way?

But when I do it, it's cute.

But when I see the smiles on their little faces...

But when the seeds have been planted, you throw away the envelope.

But who here has the guts to stop me?

But why? She's such a fox.

But you don't need a stupid telescope. It's right there.

But you don't need a telescope to enjoy astronomy.

But you let in Homer Glumpet.

But you still owe us the money.

But you're already smoking cig...

But you've been going on about these all week.

But your daughter said you were a decent man.

But zoo officials were quick to act...

But, Bart, we banned you from Sunday school.

But, Homer, how you gonna make a living?

But, Marge, you deserve a vacation.

But, Mom, it's exactly what you wanted in a vacation.

But, Mr. Milhouse, my little girl's getting married.

But, sir, every plant and tree will die.

But... Yes, ma'am.

By ignoring them, you're selling out these children's futures.

By now, your new improved love life should have you flinging woo...

By special order of the mayor of Springfield...

By the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer.

Bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. Thank you for choosing our church.

Call for help. I'll keep an eye on things here.

Call off the debt?

Can 't touch this

Can I come too?

Can I just get a look at that?

Can I sleep in there with you guys tonight?

Can I walk you home, valentine?

Can we get by on a pin monkey's salary?

Can we go there too?

Can we go, Dad? Can we, can we, can we? Take it, Lis.

Can you believe I keep getting away with this?

Can you believe it?

Can you loan me bus fare?

Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby?

Can you?

Can't talk. Keeping myself in a state of catlike readiness.

Cancel the world search.

Car parked across three handicapped spaces.

Careful, children. That's my car.

Carl is Number 14, I'm Number 12. Burnsie is Number 29.

Carry on.

Celebrate good times Come on!

Charge!

Charge!

Check out 6 19 14 59.

Check out 6 19 14 59.

Cheer up, Homer.

Cheer up. So you're not good at sports. It's a very small part of life.

Children, that was our only ball. There'll be no team this year.

Children, the times they are becoming quite different

Children, your father and I have fed you and clothed you...

Chili! Red hot, Texas style chili!

Chlorine, eh?

Chocolate microscopes.

Chocolate.

Class dismissed.

Class, I want you to welcome back our prodigal son.

Clown college. You can't eat that.

Clowns are funny.

Come back here.

Come bowl now. Get your bowling.

Come here and kiss me.

Come here, you butterball.

Come on, Bart, they're gonna pamper us.

Come on, boy! You can do it!

Come on, boys. Those white flags are no match for our muskets!

Come on, come on.

Come on, it'll be fun.

Come on, Lassie. Here, boy. Come on, girl.

Come on, let's jam.

Come on, Marge, show a little enthusiasm.

Come on, Marge. I wanna shake off the dust of this one horse town.

Come on, my last paycheck bounced.

Come on, shampoo! You can do it!

Come on, Smithers. Let's go finish the little flea circuses off.

Come on, stand up. Do your trick

Come on! You are gonna be so sorry.

Come on.

Come on. "Bort"?

Come on. Continue. Come on...

Come on. How about letting me go double or nothing on the opera tonight.

Come on. I'm a decent guy.

Come on. If you stay here a while, I'll let you hold my hand.

Come quick. Something's happened. No time to explain.

Come to watch me suffer?