Scrubs - Season 1 Edit

A baby can stir something deep down inside you, you didn't know was there.

A big boy ''ahh''.

A big ol' smile!

A bunch of fast food and got back home at around seven.

A chance to be part of a perfect game

A combination of steroids and antihistamines.

A couple times we went out for a beer after.

A doctor. That's all you are. That's how you define yourself.

A drunk clown hurt me once.

A few things I think everybody should do at least once in their life.

A friend from med school contracted leprosy.

A girl said, ''What am I gonna do?'' and I said, ''Babies aren't my thing.''

A guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder.

A guy worried about what everybody thinks of him

A handful of close friends and a wonderful hobby shop in my basement.

A hospital is a tricky place.

A hospital room can be kind of a romantic place.

A lesser person would mock your inability to move on.

A little bit

A little got on my nose.

A little.

A little.

A lot of my work has become second nature.

A lot of times the patient bleeds out.

A lot of us freak out when med students come.

A lot. She can't really seem to stop.

A more colourful way to say ''Who gives a crap?''

A patient is a stranger in a bed

A perfect dismount off her high horse.

A plus. I turned on the waterworks and the resident changed it to A plus plus

A professional around here!

A recent medical study found

A surgeon and a doc

A tee, or some tea, sir? Because I've brought both.

A wonderful mistake.

About Mrs Pratt.

About time, idiot.

Above it

Above it all

Absolutely. Please.

Acceptance of our own shortcomings.

Acceptance that some things are gonna be what they're gonna be.

Access some emotions and empathise with me?

Accident. Lawsuit.

Act busy.

Actually, Ben's been sneaking me beers all night, and I'm quite drunk.

Actually, I do have a choice

Actually, I met him today. We had a terrific chat.

Actually, I prefer ''Dr Cox''.

Actually, I'm a surgeon. I'm doing this as a favour for Carla.

Actually, I'm not. I... We connected.

Actually, sir, I recommend bypass surgery.

Actually, that wasn't half bad.

Actually, the music came before Bunny.

Actually, the only people that call me ''ma'am'' are nobody.

Actually, you have a point.

Admit it right now or I'll never respect you again.

Admit that losing this place would kill you.

Admitted for substance abuse three times in the past year.

Advances that keep people alive who should've died a long time ago.

After 25 minutes, the only way I could know what you mean more

After a few months, the training kicks in and you both feel the dynamic shift.

After a while you get used to Dr Cox's rants.

After a while, it doesn't feel like you're giving up anything.

After all these years, are you still afraid of me?

After all, he's a highly trained, competent young doctor.

After all, Mr Bober is here every four to six months,

After I have sex five times with somebody, I like to have the relationship talk.

After interning as a real doctor.

After months of doing everyone else's scut work,

After that, things got back to normal.

After we do our presentation?

After what happened, I did what any good person would do.

After working at a hospital for a while, you develop a sixth sense for danger.

After working in the medical field for over 30 years.

After you, sir.

Afternoon rounds that day began like any other.

Ah, just say it.

Ah, see it with your eyes, man, not with your hands. See?

Ah, well!

Alex? He's gone.

All

All by yourself? It's remarkable.

All day with cologne down in my engine room.

All fixed.

All I gotta do is find time to get out of here and maybe I'll buy her one.

All I heard was ''lesbian''.

All I really remember is she dropped her pen and bent over

All I wanted to do was have sex with a foxy nurse, and now I'm in love?

All I'm saying is there's more to healing than what's in the books.

All my life I've been singled out because I'm black.

All my life, I've believed that God listens to our prayers,

All nurses and interns, let's gather round

All of this right here

All right, Clara.

All right, don't worry about it, Newbie. I'll evaluate the hell right out of you.

All right, enough is enough!

All right, fine!

All right, fine.

All right, I should've done this a long time ago, so here goes.

All right, kid.

All right, look, at the presentation,

All right, sports fans, we have a guest today at rounds,

All right, that's game. What's so important?

All right, this is it.

All right, welcome to the ICU! No, really, sit down.

All right, Will & Grace. Breakdown.

All right? Hey, Mom, guess what.

All right. Cool.

All right. First of all, Franklyn, there was no crying.

All right. I'll toss you a quickie, but no talking.

All righty, we're through here.

All surgical interns? They're dogs.

All the project geeks are busy working tonight.

All the surgical interns picked a project geek from Medical

All the way?

All we need is a stick, a ball and a pocket full of dreams.

All you can do is hope they say something new.

All you can hope for is a supportive friend to help you get through it.

All you gotta do is stir it up a little bit.

Almost one.

Almost. I have one more annoying thing I gotta do.

Alrighty.

Also a valid point.

Also particularly fantastic in a film called Big Night.

Although it did take some stones to be honest.

Always side with the hoochie, Newbie?

Am I in a relationship now?

Am I right?

Am I right?

Am I right?

Amen!

Ammonia's a little strong today.

An intern just doesn't cut it. What you need...

And ''Z'' is for the Zs that you'll be getting

And a cracker.

And a four pack of Bartles & Jaymes. And...

And a little more time at the gym?

And a safety word we've agreed upon in advance.

And a wife and family.

And addicts everywhere will still lie to get a fix.

And all it took was a visit from The Rock.

And all my friends always need something.

And all that's left is us.

And all the hatred they had for each other

And also, this triple knot, I couldn't get out.

And although my wife was asleep, I'd wake her, look her in the eyes,

And apologise like a man.

And as much as it pains me to say this, the Todd is.

And ask it ''Are we gonna be best friends?''

And ate tranquillisers like they were trail mix.

And baby

And baby we'll be

And bailing on you is far and away the best thing that could have happened,

And bam!

And because of all the expectations, you were disappointed?

And besides, with your money,

And bring him out when you want to knock him around.

And Carla?

And chicken salad.

And continue to focus all my energies on Carla.

And dance for the puppet master.

And DC the staples on the gastroplasty in post op.

And decide if you're actually worth the trouble.

And did you correct him?

And don't answer. Look, if you have a medical question,

And don't be afraid of that third eye on her chest.

And Dr Cox. We've really connected. I'm kind of like his protÈgÈ.

And dream about you

And even if he doesn't like it,

And every time I see your Kewpie Doll face

And everyone did.

And face the facts.

And fell in love with competing.

And finally, Perry,

And for the record, that was atrocious.

And from what I've heard,

And give Elliot a break. Because she may be a chore but she is a good person.

And go one on one against what's wrong with the patient.

And go!

And God forbid I ever do something that might make me happy.

And guess what, He Man?

And half of the ones that get married get divorced anyway.

And have sex with me until neither of us can move.''

And have you do it yourself.

And having to apologise.

And he died last week.

And he has a few requests he would like us to honour

And he has a weird thing with pennies. He's not scared about this.

And he really needs a sale.

And head wherever the night takes me.

And here it turns out the answer's pretty simple.

And his determination to always be better

And his determination to always be better

And how that affects your personal lives and...

And how's that working out for you?

And I am, by the way.

And I can't pee right now, so you'll have to go for me.

And I disappear, the only person you'll have left

And I don't have your ex wife's bite mark on my neck.

And I don't know if it was real or a dream,

And I gotta tell you, nobody can take this feeling away.

And I have to say, he's an amazing surgeon.

And I intend for them to still be breathing

And I just want to know if I can buy you dinner.

And I know you don't really like me, but...

And I liked the sun, Newbie. It made me hopeful.

And I made him a house out of an empty shoebox, and...

And I mean really think.

And I promise I'm going to make it worth your while

And I realised some things that deep down I probably always knew.

And I really like your nose.

And I see a great one... in the Lost and Found Box.

And I smiled.

And I think he knew who was behind it.

And I think I have a solution: cruise ships.

And I think the only reason you're not down at that hospital right now

And I thought that it would be funny.

And I thought,

And I told him to. Plus, there's rumours going around that you're a lesbian.

And I was having problems with my lady too.

And I was sure that I was gonna be married by the time I was 25.

And I would never use the word otherwise,

And I'll also check off ''learn a foreign language''.

And I'll go and kill you anyway.

And I'll just be JD Number Two?

And I'll toss you a sympathy throw down any time.

And I'm afraid if I tell you, I'd scare you away.

And I'm aware that you have some problem

And I'm dead serious.

And I'm hanging out with Carla a lot.

And I'm not talking about the ''Whoa, whoa, here she comes'' kind of man eater.

And I'm sure you have a cool T shirt to prove it.

And I've decided to recommend you.

And if I ask you to shave a groin,

And if my internship does not go well this year,

And if she doesn't like it, she can move.

And if she really was that bradycardic,

And if somebody dies, you get the autopsy.

And if that snowball starts to pick up speed, God forbid,

And if we were to consider his surgery

And if we're real lucky, she'll realise that it's OK

And if you go ahead and listen very carefully,

And if you lay one finger on me, I'm blowing my **** whistle.

And if you're really good at it,

And in a weird way, ours too.

And in The Hot Spot, you gotta love her,

And instead you passed the credit on to a nurse.

And it can't be about making babies, cos you'd end up eating them.

And it didn't feel that good.

And it helps her get on all those boards of things her friends are on.

And it might be hard to live down.

And it seems the TIPS procedure he's scheduled for is unnecessary.

And it turns out, this is weird,

And it would be really helpful if we could just all

And it wouldn't stop bleeding.

And it's all the same, whether I'm with her or with my boys.

And it's because of how great you are and how much that scares me.

And it's probably best if we just go back to the way things were

And it's with you the rest of your life.

And just cry your sad eyes out into whenever trauma...

And just forget about it, sweetheart?

And keep it in my purse until no one around here

And last Monday night too... guy.

And like that, I got a second wind.

And make jokes the rest of the day? Is that the drill?

And mark my words, newbie, if I ever pull it off,

And may in fact be Satan himself.

And maybe he wasn't going to see his buddy Jake to catch up,

And maybe they did a betterjob than we give them credit for.

And maybe, and this is a whole new theory,

And most women end up in OB G YN, family practice or paediatrics.

And my thong? I think it makes my ass look good.

And no girlfriends. It's a gassy disease.

And Non Arboreal Gardening Services

And not a doctor in sight.

And nothing'll ever happen to either one of them.

And now he wants you to ask me a favour?

And now I find it so amazing to see how strong you are,

And now I meet you, and...

And now I'm a moron.

And now I'm gonna kiss you.

And now my butt itches on account of this scratchy chair.

And now you're here, voluntarily,

And now, here it comes: The calling me a girl's name,

And OK, maybe I am kind of a sweetheart.

And on days like that, the best you can hope for

And on that note...

And on the other side is my discharge form.

And on?

And once you've accepted all sides of yourself,

And order shall be returned. Hey, you.

And others...

And out of nowhere, this fancy looking guy comes forward

And pretend that was a sneeze, I will play along.

And process the Stegemann data if we pull an all nighter

And redecorate Franklyn's lab.

And remember how they got through to me.

And sassy too. If you could cook a steak,

And saw some of the insensitive and jaded doctors,

And scene. How are you?

And see who can throw a hat on him first.

And she actually passed out.

And she didn't look so good.

And she said he was a doctor.

And she screwed my brains out.

And she wants us to get all kissy faced with each other. I get it. I do.

And since I was a kid, I've had nightmares about being crushed.

And smashed me over the head with it.

And so do you, sweet cakes.

And so I'm gonna... It's a little while.

And so it comes down to this,

And so, through high school and college,

And some days, I need to feel good about something.

And sometimes I have no idea how I'll make it through this.

And sometimes you have to admit that feeling competitive isn't a bad thing.

And spoon.

And start acting like Dr Reid.

And start being real.

And started delivering babies

And started thinking of him as a man.

And stitching up three fingered steel men by the wagonload.

And take your chances.

And tell me I'd look prettier if I smiled more.

And tell me the aetiology of hypocalcaemia in sarcoidosis.

And tell them ghost stories about an old sea captain.

And tells everyone to step aside and give my mother some air.

And that comes straight from our hero, Dr Whozits, Dr Nothing.

And that doesn't leave a lot of time for us.

And that doesn't leave a lot of time for us.

And that he cares for us and that he watches over us.

And that just led right back to poo.

And that nurse came by to shave me again.

And that was kind of awkward, cos,

And that...

And that's a bad thing?

And that's when Dr Cox started poking the old bear with a stick.

And that's when I decided to take a chance.

And that's when the three of us realized,

And the crazy, angry uncle everyone sort of hopes isn't coming this year.

And the lab tech is nowhere to be found,

And the next day.

And the next day.

And the other Tracy is not much of a water drinker,

And the rest by violence in film.

And the sample with your name on was bright yellow,

And the work never ends.

And then call the attending?

And then I just took it all out on you.

And then I met you.

And then I put my lab coat on it with your memo in the pocket,

And then I went to group, which was a disaster.

And then I'd probably just cry until he hung up on me.

And then it happened. Suddenly, Dr Kelso didn't seem as frightening.

And then passive aggressively torture her

And then something amazing happened. They connected.

And then you go to town. You go nuts. You do your thing

And then you're gonna sit back and just pray that nobody asks your opinion.

And then, all at once, we realized we had to do something.

And then, and then...

And there he is now, big Bob o himself.

And there it is.

And there you are.

And there's a lot of people here who like me for who I am.

And there's no way you can survive in a dump like this

And there's nothin' I can do but close my eyes

And they said fine, and to thank you, and I'm sorry.

And they'd give me reasons to change my mind.

And think about all the things you still have left to do.

And this Friday, at the Steel Cage Medi Slam,

And this?

And this?

And through all this, I have not become a cynic.

And timing.

And to meet the new lady in your life and warn her.

And totally independent at the same time.

And transport your father from where he is to where you're going.

And two, the on call room was locked.

And want to keep two Kelly clamps on

And watching his face as I kick his worthless butt

And we decided that it needed to be a little more fancy.

And we gonna cut 'em open.

And we should behave as such in front of the patient.

And we'll not dignify it by speaking of it

And what it's like working in the hospital,

And what treatment would you recommend, Dr Dorian?

And when he comes back with cancer, go ahead and treat that.

And when I came back, you said I looked sexy holding a pizza.

And when I say ''I,''

And when you really get to know that person,

And without the residency, there goes my fellowship,

And wondering about the future. Our future.

And yes, it's about a patient. Pretty good friend of mine.

And yet another proud day for Dr Reid.

And yet there's this other woman who I cannot get out of my head.

And yet you tell me that your thoughtful token of love

And yet, after two weeks,

And you and I, we'll talk it out, we'll just break the whole thing down.

And you can swim against the current all you want.

And you can't be. You're in medicine.

And you didn't wanna talk about it..

And you don't even realise that you're his go to guy.

And you don't realise you've been there the whole time.

And you have him eating a grilled cheese sandwich.

And you judge me? Well, guess what?

And you know what? You're gonna do it, buddy boy.

And you say your husband hardly wore them?

And you should give some thought

And you think I did it to make myself happy.

And you wanna know something?

And you were this close to getting everything you wanted.

And you will be walking sideways for the rest of your life,

And you will screw it up, I'll be waiting.

And you, Dye Job.

And you, you one woman freak show,

And you! You are a med student who should be learning from me,

And you'll never get it without this on your résumé.

And you're going to be climbing the ladder very quickly.

And you're gonna do it right now. Why?

And you're happy with what you see, you just lost the battle.

And you're lucky enough to pop out a youngster, I'm sure you'll understand.

And your ass is especially fine today.

And your enemies closer.

And your pal, Kevin, who just wanted to be friends,

And your pants are still dry?

And your sister in law.

And, Belinda,

And, Bob, when are you gonna tell Perry that that promotion

And, even though you don't have your basket,

And, Newbie...

And?

And... And...

And... I love you

Anger like this has a way of being passed on to whoever's closest.

Answer me, please.

Answer me!

Antianginals could be equally effective.

Antonio. Played by the actor Tony Shalhoub,

Any questions?

Any time before you leave the building.

Any time you wanna get more gauze, it'd be a real treat for all of us.

Any way you can.

Anybody want to go to a... Not you.

Anyone in a chicken suit... Oversized phones are funny.

Anyone?

Anyone?

Anything at all.

Anything else you wanna tell me?

Anything for the hospital.

Anything you wanna tell me?

Anything.

Anytime.

Anyway, go get 'em, tiger.

Anyway, I told him it wasn't his fault. These things happen occasionally.

Anyway, I'll probably need your help getting your dresser up on the roof.

Anyway, I'm going for it.

Anyway, JD always tells me how much you've helped him.

Anyway, this one time, we were at the supermarket

Anyway... Here.

Apologising to Franklyn for breaking his favourite microscope.

Are already lit when you walk in that door?

Are some things worth keeping.

Are those smores?

Are we cool?

Are we cool?

Are we gonna get married? Are we gonna have kids?

Are we just gonna sit around here

Are we racing?

Are ya done?

Are you all right?

Are you aware that you're in everyone's way?

Are you bummed that we have the same name?

Are you coming or what?

Are you dying?

Are you even a real doctor?

Are you even gonna look at me?

Are you flirting with me?

Are you following me?

Are you gentlemen visiting the club?

Are you in jail? Have you been beaten? Are you malnourished?

Are you kidding me? They're the only ones I let ruin my life.

Are you medical or surgical?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Cos... OK.

Are you sure? I wouldn't want you to be the least bit uncomfortable.

Are you sure? That's how it first hit me.

Are you that busy?

Are you trying to tell me you're a lesbian?

Are you? If you have time to listen to music,

Aren't there other patients you need to be seeing?

Around here, bad behaviour comes back to haunt you.

Around here, you make big choices every day.

Around seven?

As a doctor, you need to be prepared for anything:

As a first year intern, you have little free time.

As a one time expenditure, then...

As cheesy as it sounds,

As far as the sweetheart thing goes, maybe I overreacted.

As for Ben, he actually responded to the chemo and went into remission.

As for me, I decided that if Dr Cox couldn't do it,

As for revenge, I'm not sure that pleasuring him

As legal counsellor, it's my job to inform you

As long as I'm here, I'm partial to Lemon Zinger.

As long as you don't get caught up in the petty stuff.

As of now, you have no signs of cancer.

As of this moment, he is no longer your patient.

As slowly as possible so you don't misunderstand.

As soon as I leave, I know I'm going right back to that mess.

As you were.

As your virginity.

Ask him to move in again.

Ask yourself, ''Where's the fun?''

At a party while another guy was asleep in the room.

At all.

At least they're real.

At least you didn't give your girlfriend a gift that used to be inside someone.

At one point, I tried changing the subject to art.

At Sacred Heart, we do not make mistakes.

At some point, you might even have to give up your own sense of safety.

At the drive in

At the drive in...

At the embarrassing age of 16.

At the very least, a pillow that you could carry around the hospital

At the very least, I'm gonna end today on a good note

At this coffeehouse off campus.

At what point did I become a crazy person?

Attaboy, sport.

Attaboy.

Attendance at my noon conferences has been very disappointing.

Aw, man, I love you,

Aw, Ted.

Babies are amazing.

Babies aren't really my thing,

Baby

Baby, bear with me. I got big ideas.

Baby, come on.

Baby, I gotta tell you, you drive me crazy.

Baby, I was being a walrus.

Baby, JD is my best friend,

Baby, most guys are here.

Baby, there's nothing that could scare me away.

Baby, we both know it's not the same.

Baby, what happened?

Baby, you're prettier every day.

Baby!

Baby...

Back during the gold rush when a man staked a claim,

Back to today.

Back when they lost what made them people.

Bad news, though. She doesn't have the insurance to cover it.

Bag her.

Baggage, Kristen.

Bambi, are you giving me attitude?

Bambi, don't be nervous.

Bambi, here's Mrs Lenzer's tox screen.

Bambi, let's go.

Bambi, Mr Bober's hypotensive. I think he's becoming septic.

Bambi, Mr Simon made one of the night nurses cry?

Bambi, that blonde stick you hang out with? Tell her...

Bambi, why are you slumming with these scalpel jocks?

Bambi? Your fever's spiking.

Banana hammock!

Banana hammock.

Barbie here still can't decide what to do with those annoying bangs,

Barbie, plates are wobbling everywhere.

Barbie! Give my ex wife here a physical,

Barbie.

Based on your opinion. I'm thinking of splitting up with the wife.

Be honest... Does this look hip enough?

Be nice to Bambi.

Be nice to me. I'm getting surgery.

Be nice.

Be nice. He's my boyfriend.

Be sure to play it cool.

Beakers. How is this is not good gossip?

Beautiful day for golf, sports?

Beautiful day.

Because every time I toss this guy, you bring him right back to me.

Because every time you take a big risk in your life,

Because everybody poops. I just did.

Because he's a complete jerk, well,

Because he's drunk.

Because I am so afraid that the first thing might work.

Because I do believe in it.

Because I don't like people to see my bum.

Because I gotta be honest with you.

Because I haven't gotten any since the Bay of Pigs.''

Because I haven't gotten any since the Bay of Pigs.''

Because I promise you, we're a family here.

Because I promise you, we're a family here.

Because I really like what I do.

Because I spent the entire night cleaning up after you.

Because I wanted you to think I was brainy.

Because I was jealous.

Because I will have used all your up and down. Now, is that what you want?

Because I'm a great doctor, great. I will sign on the dotted line.

Because I'm a nurse? Because I'm Latina?

Because I'm all about the upside, and one day,

Because I'm going to go down to the cafeteria and get myself a fro yo.

Because I'm just like your mom.

Because I'm sleepy. How's that?

Because I'm telling you, I am not dating that daughter of yours.

Because if I don't, I will be coming for you.

Because if you do, I guarantee

Because in jeans, my butt is a force to be reckoned with.

Because in reality,

Because it made me realise that I was sabotaging myself again.

Because it's the pudding, and therefore I say let the pudding pop fall!

Because Kelso has volunteered all of you scut monkeys

Because mom and dad give nothing but.

Because our appendicitis patient, that dude doesn't have an appendix.

Because our appendicitis patient, that dude doesn't have an appendix.

Because she just came by to say ''hey'' before she checked into her hotel.

Because she says e mail's too impersonal. That's perfect.

Because so far no one's screwed up.

Because that is what Christmas....

Because they got the wrong insurance, I...

Because they're smart, independent and always looking out for you?

Because what I want is for this to be a real relationship.

Because you are not gonna drop the ball like you did on my patient

Because you can't just let nurses go on account of feeling insignificant.

Because you guys have been dating for a while.

Because you want my job,

Because you were being an ass.

Because you're kinda like a doctor.

Because you're like a 24 hour convenience store. You never close.

Because you're terrified that someone won't like you.

Become so incredibly important when sex is involved.

Become your mother?

Before I get even more uncomfortable.

Before medicine ever became a business,

Before the tomato soaks through the bread.

Before we begin, do you have any last words?

Before you deny you like looking at strange naked women again,

Behind the bushes

Being a doctor is as much about finding the answers as knowing them.

Being a young black doctor in an inner city hospital?

Being sued is not a good thing.

Ben is my friend.

Ben seemed pretty down after you left,

Ben, good news, man.

Ben, leukaemia is a petty, ugly illness

Ben, look what the cat tried to drag in before it was skinned and eaten.

Ben, put the small children down.

Ben, you have leukaemia.

Benedict Arnold?

Benji, don't sweat it. Come on, give me a break.

Besides, even if I was the star for a little while, he's the man now.

Besides, I challenge anyone to survive being an intern

Besides, it's important to you, too.

Besides, there is no way in hell

Better dancing...

Better go get yourself a cup of coffee.

Between the two of us there is no wall

Big kahuna, little help?

Bingo.

Black and white photography, no boobies.

Board member, I was thinking this like old, grumpy...

Bob Kelso is a bad man.

Bob, could I talk to you for a sec?

Bob, you tried to discharge me an hour before I almost died?

Bob! When I heard you were up on the roof

Boink. Who's your new friend?

Both.

Bottom line is couples that are right for each other

Bottom line, when the stakes are high, go for the win.

Boys on the Side, The Doors, and as for Ms Connelly,

Boys, I'll do what I can, but if you're gonna pull this off,

BP's 120 over 80. Let's keep it that way.

BP's 60 over palp. Is he having a heart attack?

BP's stabilizing.

Brace yourself and let me handle this nice and smooth.

Bring it in here, you knuckleheads. Take a knee if you need to.

Bring it on, bitch.

Bring it, baby

Bring it. Ka bow bow.

Broken computers, chairs through windows, shattered beakers.

Buddy boy?

Budgetary constraints forced a cut, and those two had negative reports.

Bunny, How Things Change, B U N N Y Spells Love to Me?

But all the innovators do.

But because he couldn't afford a hotel room.

But because Jake was someone he might be able to sell something to,

But believe me, it won't be.

But Christmas Eve, it's one of the worst nights of the year to be on call.

But did you ever wonder why the only two candles I own

But end up throwing gas on the fire, and everyone pays the consequences.

But even I didn't believe that.

But every single time I shake my magic eight ball

But every time I turn around, you're talking to him.

But first, close the blinds,

But for now, trust me when I tell you that I wouldn't care

But good for him.

But he's definitely somebody you don't want to lose.

But he's gonna agree with the medical course I set for you. Now, Dr Turk,

But hepatitis. Scary stuff.

But here's the skinny.

But here's the thing.

But hopefully, not too soon.

But how would you like it if somebody did this to you?

But I am really sorry.

But I believe that giving a friend the chance to shine was just as important.

But I can't give you Vicodin because your teeth are itchy.

But I connected with the guy, and there is no way

But I don't have a packet.

But I gotta ask you a quick question

But I hope that has no effect on your relationship.

But I like my green scrubs better

But I remember when I was seven years old,

But I sure hope we can go down to the river some time and race frogs.

But I swear I was up there watching Turk operate on me.

But I think it gives me a completely different look.

But I think it's because any type of repetitive motion makes me nauseous.

But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.

But I was hoping we could do an ERCP first.

But I was kinda hoping we could take a closer look at me.

But I will say it involves wine, an amazing dinner

But I would've written every word if I'd had the courage...

But I wouldn't know what I was hearing anyway.

But I... That's me. I...

But I'll get us this perfect...

But I'm getting used to talking to patients.

But I'm guessing it's about 9.15ish.

But I'm the one who has to suck up to him, not you.

But if a clerical error is the reason a guy's walking around

But if I can't, then that'll be very sad for me,

But if there was someone you were into you'd be doing the same.

But if you didn't know Dr Cox like I did,

But if you get in trouble, just ask the nurses for help.

But if you have something to say, say it.

But if you keep smoking, you'll be back here.

But if you need me to kick his ass, I will kick his ass, cos I care for you.

But if you're a good judge of character, you can tell I'm not messing around.

But if you're wondering whether or not you treated Mr Simon differently

But instead I think you should hop off your broom,

But it gives me too much time to think.

But it really wasn't that great in bed?

But it still adds up to a lot of near misses.

But it turns out he gave me a pretty good idea

But it went to my head. I gained a lot of weight, started wearing jumpsuits

But it would've been almost as fun if you were here.

But it'll help people. Like those two, for instance.

But it's different for me.

But it's gonna be different this time.

But it's hard to choose. They're all so good.

But it's important. It's very important.

But it's late, so...

But it's nothing compared to losing respect for yourself.