Futurama - Season 6 Edit

A wha ho A wha ho Wha ho

A wha ho A wha ho Wha ho

A big, fat roach!

A boil kinna have a name?

A bone vampire.

A bunch of smiling, angry people

A cat, some poison and a cesium atom.

A chance to blossom into a beautiful young man,

A claw man to slip past the metal scanner

A clearance sale!

A deal's a deal, so give me my body back.

A defective robot, you say?

A factory second clutch purse to show for it.

A far more logical explanation

A Farnsworth did this?

A Farnsworth, you say? Well, if I'm not mistaken,

A floor?

A fully evolved robot human.

A ghost!

A ghost?

A giant sausage!

A gigantic spherical generator,

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld.

A gun? Do I really need to..

A half eaten employee directory.

A half eaten employee directory.

A hero, indeed. What's your name, son?

A hot princess with whom to get grizzly.

A huge spacecraft,

A Jurassic elaphrosaurid had access to neckwear.

A kid could want.

A little better of me.

A little fuzzy on the details.

A little surviving last night, huh?

A lot of Bender fell out of the crow's nest. We need to cut the line.

A lot of hot, gigantic Omicronian babes

A lot of these men will be dead within 24 hours.

A major theft next Thursday.

A man can give her a toke of her own medicine.

A mass extinction.

A Massachusetts halfpenny?

A million other dumb bastards

A neutopia.

A new eyephone?! Forget this junk.

A new place to live, and this iPod.

A one eyed princess in a long, flowing tank top.

A pair of deviant robosexuals?!

A Peabody Jr. And two Training Emmys, am not what I appear to be.

A picture of yourself, in a boat, on a river.

A pile of dead bears can only mean one thing.

A popular senator with unpopular ideas.

A problem that solves itself?

A proud and distinguished lineage.

A radical new weapon built by a visionary scientist

A rat!

A reverse Turing test, eh?

A robot ghost?

A robot shall not lie down with a human,

A rock has fallen here in the outskirts of Tijuana.

A saucer of "dewicious cweam."

A sexy vamp to distract and tie up the guard...

A single bone vampire,

A small aquarium of whiskey for the busty lass.

A storm is gathering.

A storm of robosexual marriage

A stupid I dotting, chair squashing...

A stupid, paper pushing bureaucrat.

A sweet romantic place

A talk?! You can't break up with me.

A terrible weight has been lifted from my heart.

A tie?

A time traveling machine!

A towering inferno of physical perfection?

A translucent chump till the end of time.

A tremendously powerful static charge

A tricycle tops.

A Tritonian yeti?

A very big kid.

A weird, motel

A what now?

A wise man once said he was a hell of a squealer.

Aah, don't eat my butt!

Aah, I'm sick of my head doing things.

Aah, oh, okay!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Oh! Oh!

Aah.

Abort mission!

About covert biological weapons research.

About never attacking those more handsome than oneself.

About robbing people of their privacy?

About the city robot who moves back to the farm.

About the Fibonacci sequence...

About this conquering thing...

About this gangland style clamping a $50 reward.

According to Google Hive,

According to my calculations, there are 11 generations at the moment.

According to that guy from the future.

Across the globe are being destroyed by this noble invader,

Across vast distances and through solid metal.

Activating stealth shielding.

Activating the force.

Actually,

Actually, the space whale isn't a space fish. It's a space mammal.

Addition never solved anything, mon.

Adios.

Admit it. You don't care about the inner me at all.

Adoy. Wait. Adoy?

Adult bookstore?

Advanced in intellect, you say?

After a steamy 12 way deliberation,

After all, our love isn't any different from yours...

After all, there's always hope.

After centuries as a delivery boy, nothing surprises me.

After I leave here,

After I selflessly rescued the trail mix,

After you use your ghostly powers to scare Fry to death.

Ah

Ah, 'tis just our new crock pot.

Ah, but this time machine only goes forward in time!

Ah, but we still have one hope...

Ah, but what if I could put you

Ah, don't feel bad. Major MacZongo is an experienced hunter.

Ah, here they come.

Ah, I murdered my father.

Ah, I never liked those guys.

Ah, I told him I'd be back in five minutes.

Ah, let me just cross check my tabulation here.

Ah, look at the cute little... Aah!

Ah, marriage.

Ah, Mom, do we have to?

Ah, my body may be old, but it is mine.

Ah, my fiancée princess Flavia.

Ah, right, you can't hear me.

Ah, tell him, you baggy old crone.

Ah, that scrap metal I ordered is here

Ah, the water's as sterile as my milkman trusting father.

Ah, the Xmas season.

Ah, then we're down to our last hope:

Ah, this place never changes.

Ah, this seems like a good place to take a dump.

Ah, well, he'll make a nice heap.

Ah, who cares? It is on.

Ah, yeah, Uncle Bender, he's your friend.

Ah, yes,

Ah, yes, the Farnsworths boast

Ah, Zoidberg, we've known each other so long

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! But there aren't any machines on this planet.

Ah.

Ah. Cigars.

Ah. So quiet, so peaceful.

Ah... Make it two,

Aha!

Aha! But no one has found the missing link

Aha! That explains this growth on your driveshaft!

Aha! The guy in this body has a friend!

Aha! The markings indicate how many paces we need to take.

Ahh!

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ain't no stoppin' Us from rockin'

Ain't nothing like a postcard coming from your own mind

Ain't you heading home, Phil?

Alas, a fine big one like you would shatter my barrel.

Alas, in recreating Fry's adorable jelly belly she had overstuffed him with copperwadding.

Alas, no.

Alas, that may never happen.

Albert, pick up that pastrami and put it back on the craft services table.

Alcohol?

Alexander Hamilton of New York, how say you?

Alive or dead?

Alive?

All (Chanting): Pet it, pet it...

All aboard the party ship!

All alcohol on Earth has mysteriously disappeared.

All cats, to your posts!

All cats, to your posts!

All death spheres have one vulnerable opening.

All I did was add a laugh track

All I did was write down their adorably repetitious hijinks.

All I got left is a colander and a pie pan.

All I have in the world is this coupon

All I know is I've got a ghost that needs busting.

All I wanted was a little quality control.

All I wanted was to apologize to you people.

All I wanted was to complete my delivery.

All in favor of the Jamocha Thunderclap?

All in less than... Ten minutes ago?!

All kinds.

All life was created in its present form

All manner of things.

All my life everyone's called me nothing.

All my life, I've been inspired by great minds...

All night long, woman.

All of its orifices are in use.

All of you, out.

All right, a tie! I win again!

All right, Amy, you win!

All right, boys and girls, enough fun.

All right, buddy, we want secrets.

All right, grunts,

All right, Hubert, I swear.

All right, let's set it up and try again.

All right, one small get together,

All right, Professor,

All right, so I let one measly Bender get away.

All right, which of you space dogs

All right!

All right!

All right! Way to go.

All right! We can go home!

All right! We can go...

All right! Yay!

All right.

All right. Give me the knife.

All right. I got him all heebie jeebied with my bathroom of horrors.

All right. I'll take the Red Rocket.

All rise for the Honorable Judge 723.

All rise for the Honorable Judge 724.

All that and a small wiener? This guy's got it goin' on!

All the best families will be there.

All the grieving families will be there,

All these pine trees are fighting global warming

All these trees are robotic.

All this knowledge is giving me a raging "brainer."

All we can say for sure is that there will be

All with the new eyephone.

All yours, Zoidberg.

All: Aw!

All: Aw!

All: Aw!

All: Good war, good war, good war...

All: Hear, hear!

Allow me to introduce your examining committee

Allow me to read

Alone with me?

Alongside so many inferior shows.

Alright, Leela!

Also Bender.

Also Indian food.

Also mine has airconditioning.

Also my shoe that fell off.

Also what and how?

Also, I don't care for these boobs

Also, I don't want any rocks.

Also, I'm making you a Duke.

Also, some kind of sportsmanship award

Also, the salad's ready.

Also, they house my testes.

Also, this picture, to remember me.

Also, today is Canadian Independence Day.

Also, when are we?

Also, you have a rectangular mass in your colon.

Although I breathe chlorine

Although I don't see how it's her.

Although we call it blue blue shiny ball.

Although, then again, I guess any kind of oil would be just as...

Am I just an automaton, or can a machine have sufficient complexity, legitimately achieve consciousness?

Am I really just a robot? I mean, I have Leela's memories,

Amazing.

Amazing.

America, and two parking spaces in Tokyo.

Amuse your friends with real vomit.

Amy (Whispers): I'm inside the dummy to rescue you!

Amy and Bender have been torn to shreds.

Amy and Nibbler are a "tewwible thweat

Amy has a point.

Amy Wong!

Amy, are those gear imprints on your sweatpants?

Amy, I reckon sweet talk don't come natural to me,

Amy, technology isn't intrinsically good or evil.

Amy, that man is a criminal.

Amy: A whole forest grew overnight.

Amy: Sneato.

Amy: The great pyramid at Giza!

Amy: They actually built the planetary Ratchet

Amy?! Stop it!

Amy...

Amy's voice: Deep fried ice cream sandwich

Amy's voice: I don't know what to do.

Amy's voice: It didn't work, you doddering old...

Amy's voice: Oh, no.

An affair, huh? Sounds like me.

An airline.

An electric wall, eh?

An infinite loop? I don't have time for that!

An Italian size four or an American Apparel medium?

An obsession so strong, it allowed me to overpower the beast's will

An obsession with completing my delivery.

An understatement to say the least.

Analyzing... Analyzing.. Checking my e bay bid..

And "h" and "I" are monograms you can put on those kettles.

And "poo poo" and "pee pee" and "penis" and "gay"

And a big bucket of mixed sodas.

And a generous assortment of fine chocolates.

And a new face with, like, a Hugh Grant look.

And a small whiskey. Large.

And after I dissect the yeti's poison glands,

And all we need

And all you bring back is J.J. Abrams' face?

And also adopt us all?

And also Captain Tucker. Pow!

And also the dead bird we've left in your slipper.

And an unmarked sandwich,

And another nail to nail it in with,

And as a bonus, childhood obesity.

And attempt to duplicate his meatball recipe.

And avail myself of the buffet.

And beat an explanation out of him.

And before feigning unconsciousness,

And before you ask, this is mine, too.

And believing how quickly things spring up.

And bender kicked our horse to death.

And Bender stole it, so we'll start with it.

And boiled them up for lunch.

And boned.

And bravely smothered him with his wig

And by some tech support guys in India.

And Captain Lando Tucker, a dedicated young man with no characteristics.

And consume all the matter on Earth.

And continue surviving au naturel.

And cozy up to this Fry, his best friend.

And cut the alarm wires...

And cut!

And cut!

And dare I say it, my friendship.

And drinking water.

And even then,

And every crack, a memory of heavy things shot a long way.

And every five minutes I don't get it,

And everyone's tiddy much protally fit shaced.

And exhume the body of Saint James.

And fake your death, so they'll call off the kill bots.

And fasten your seatbelts.

And fertilize.

And fetch some beeswax before Kwanzaa ends.

And finally that world that can't be mentioned

And finally, a chump

And from all of us here at Gunderson's Nuts, happy holidays.

And get his attention that way.

And get it over with.

And get the hell out.

And giraffes are basically just land space whales.

And go on to marry a supermodel!

And God himself will ask to be seated far away from you.

And granted his family massive land holdings in the colonies.

And guys who mess around with his daughters.

And have ourselves a really good time

And he's been coasting on it ever since.

And he's in trouble.

And he's trained me to say that my wounds were self inflicted,

And he's trained me to say that my wounds were self inflicted,

And he's... in this envelope.

And here we...

And here's Dean Farnsworth,

And here's something.

And hold them hostage?

And homeland security permission slips.

And honestly, Francis is a way better friend than Bender ever was.

And how come you never ask if I'm okay?

And how long have you been a farmer?

And I admit it's possible, however unlikely,

And I am going to do that.

And I brought a few seeds of my own.

And I came here in a homemade spaceship and lived in a cave.

And I can't even find my own uterus.

And I don't throw that word around.

And I have to protect my kids from understanding it!

And I helped!

And I hit Farnsworth much, much harder.

And I know I can never make it up to you...

And I left a trail of cigars.

And I like lollipops.

And I like you, Princess Num Num.

And I remind you that evolution is merely a theory,

And I saw it lactating earlier.

And I say Zoidberg must die.

And I scoured the hardware store parking lot

And I shall not be seduced by a...

And I walk away with the goofy juice!

And I want loose women!

And I was wrong to exploit it for profit.

And I will not tolerate any form of intimidation during..

And I'd appreciate it

And I'll never even get to punch whoever's responsible?!

And I'll take my answer in any form but a song.

And I'm Bender, baby

And I'm deeply sorry for insulting your intellect...

And I'm gonna stop this infernal ice cream machine

And I'm gonna tell you all how we celebrate Kwanzaa.

And I'm his uncle.

And I'm left with the real jewels safely inside...

And I've barely had time to prepare.

And if Grandma's Xmas fruitcake finally reaches critical mass

And if he won't talk to us,

And if I want to ing snip with these clamps,

And if you can't talk about your problem with us,

And if you like that, you'll love our main event.

And implanted with the brain cells

And into the cackling hell within us all.

And is there any hope left?

And it is requested.

And it looks so cruddy, their ironic hipster parents will "love it."

And it only breaches into our 3 D universe

And it's all thanks to you, Leela.

And it's been nice catching up with you.

And it's excited about you, LaBarbara.

And it's flowing down the eerie canal to

And it's got quotation marks around it.

And it's pointing a knife at James the Lesser.

And John Adams of Massachusetts?

And joining something.

And just enough precious food

And just recently, I learned of a modern day Farnsworth

And laugh and learn and smile

And lay off the salted peanuts.

And Leela junior.

And let's switch back into our original bodies

And little miss constructive criticism here gets it!

And magnetic field to harness its rotational energy.

And marry a nice house in the suburbs!

And Matilda's really more of a mongoose than a wife.

And may the inferior gender burst into something.

And might I say, you were great in Titanic.

And my bed wasn't,

And my cleavage isn't helping.

And my dream is to risk my life

And my personal role model, Leonardo Da Vinci.

And no more dressing you up in your cute little sailor suit.

And no one will ever know.

And no parties, or it'll be your ass in a jar.

And non union action!

And now "The transcredible exploits of Zapp Brannigan"

And now another downloadisode

And now I'm married to one of the spice girls

And now I've got Garfield Syndrome.

And now the part I didn't show you

And now they're hugging me back.

And now to transfer your planet's rotational energy

And now, at last, neither do I!

And now, Bender, it's time to fulfill your end of the deal.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, my good friend, Calculon.

And now, the spicy finale of...

And now, the unrelated conclusion.

And now, to create an unstoppable army

And now, to discuss the scientific implications

And okay, Inspector Five screwed up.

And on a personal note, what is the function of this device?

And one heck of a bowler, emperor Nikolai!

And one of them is me.

And one regular sized condom.

And our home world was nearing total destruction.

And paddle the next swan boat the hell out of Boston.

And pilot it through space and time.

And play dodgeball with them for my amusement.

And proclaimed to all the world, by means of this scrap of paper,

And Professor Fischerpreis Schpeeknschpell.

And project an air of positivity.

And reach shelter in the Cave of Harmony.

And remember, I'm the camera.

And removes ghostware in a 20 foot radius.

And repopulates the bleeding planet.

And robotic life evolved side by side.

And Rumbledy Hump.

And Scruffy's buffet, how's that going?

And second time in high heels.

And she lived in a magical one room...

And she's like, "Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."

And shoving me in a wooden box.

And show Leela she's not attracted to me,

And Smitty was just a few days from retirement.

And so dies our hope of solving this mystery.

And so I make this solemn vow to do everything I can to make sure

And so, as you and Leela kissed goodbye in a tender display of tonguesmanship,

And some corn.

And soon it will be mine.

And suddenly, I just lost my appetite.

And take it easy

And take your ID photo.

And teleporters won't be invented for another 15 years,

And tell them a tastefully edited version of what you just said.

And tell them their oil wrestling days are over.

And that humanity was annihilated!

And that is why I faked the prediction of this crime.

And that is why you must find him

And that Rasta McNasty we were doing last night.

And that's Bender's hat from the playah's ball!

And that's that.

And that's that.

And that's the part we want to kill.

And that's the story of how one of me became two,

And the Amy and Bender bodies can't trade minds again,

And the blood of your first born children.

And the cows, and then... I don't know.

And the dumblocks... Stupid, vicious brutes

And the Farnsworth family name are saved.

And the food at those strip clubs is terrible.

And the health plan covers my generic Prozac.

And the high level of job satisfaction?

And the other potential entrant?

And the reception isn't very...

And the rest!

And the Slurmie for Best New Kids' Show goes to

And the walls.

And the winner is...

And the winner of the war is...

And their orchestra to bring you a special bulletin.

And then Calculon said, "No, no. No!"

And then Calculon said, "No!"

And then I ate some excellent meatballs.

And then I died!

And then I'm going to eat it.

And then poison them with an arsenic laced cuttlebone.

And then the apes blew up their society, too!

And then the birds took over and ruined their society!

And then the Donbot said, "Sorry, Calculon,"

And then the explosion struck.

And then they burst out laughing a second time.

And then we can go home.

And then we'll, we'll...

And then you stole it?

And then, that's exactly what she did do, that.

And there's a Jamba Juice 0.2 miles that way.

And there's also some mystery floating in the pool.

And there's nothing you can do to stop it.

And there's the West Side Pipeway.

And these creatures are the real Humplings.

And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

And they better be ancient!

And they say pure math has no real world applications!

And they'll have kids of their own.

And think and other happy things

And this hit or miss colon.

And this is a top secret FCC satellite

And this Leela broad hasn't even delivered a script yet!

And though the world is now spinning

And to all my young friends at the orphanarium,

And to make it up to you, we're killing the Professor for you

And too cold.

And Tootsie Rolls?

And twit it to my 10,000 followers.

And two became four, making seven total.

And Umoja. And the rest!

And up to a convenient nearby microphone.

And vittles most tender.

And walk out of here like a big shot.

And watch the universe end?

And we don't care. You're a terrible doctor!

And we spent out blissful days working in a lab,

And we swore we'd never go back there.

And we were both loopy from dehydration.

And we'll beget little Zapp junior.

And we'll do anything we can for you!

And we're on it now!

And we're out of business.

And we're out of fuel!

And welcome to...

And went to procure the final ingredient for my stem cell brew.

And were never heard from again.

And what about these funky table legs?

And when I say killer app,

And where do these proud toileteers learn their menial skills?

And whoever lives here is a crap faced sack of crap!

And with it, our chance at independence.

And with no stone monument,

And with that... I have closure.

And you are the whale!

And you are wasting my time.

And you could be a regular Joe for a day.

And you could indulge your demonic food lust.

And you know, maybe now, together,

And you made the wrong one. No refunds!

And you only get so many millions of years on this Earth.

And you say, "I couldn't limbo before."

And you seized control.

And you smuggle the poison parts back here.

And you're barely giving me 12.

And you're some kind of marvelous lobster man.

And your DNA will be permanently mutated.

And your moustache.

And Zoidberg's getting overcooked!

And, lover, you know that we're gonna hit

And, not surprisingly, she loves me.

And, sister, their enjoyment glands

And... here we are.

Angus is right.

Angus, wait, my strictly platonic friend is right.

Animatronio mentioned a fountain.

Another yeti?

Answer him, fool.

Answer me that, Professor!

Any effect?

Any old, useless matter will do.

Any time you wanted?

Anyhow, Hermes, all Leela needs

Anyhow, I ate both our lunches.

Anyhow, one day, the princess went off to tell a story.

Anyhow, you'll have to wait. The kids are busy right now.

Anyhow, you've lowered my self esteem a bit more,

Anyhow...

Anyone hear something?

Anyone seen ulysses grant?

Anything big worth checking out?

Anyway, my work is done. I'm gonna hit the showers

Anyway, Planet Express is still facing foreclosure.

Anyway, the important thing is to be relaxed tomorrow.

Anyway, the time came for our first delivery.

Anyways, Earth done run out of petroleum oil.

Appears we've changed history too much.

Application for ingress approved.

Approved for all audiences!

April 17, 1775.

Are hard wired to be robosexual.

Are the pizza muffins ready?

Are there any left?!

Are they in food form?

Are we at the fair yet, Mommy?

Are we not men now?

Are you all black with yellow stripes

Are you and Kif getting divorced?

Are you crazy, Professor?

Are you dumb bastards listening to me,

Are you familiar with this particular location?

Are you going to turn me in for concealing evidence?

Are you hurt?

Are you planning a big heist?

Are you ready to play?

Are you still hung up on whatshername? Move on already!

Are you sure I have to sit in your lap?

Are you the calloused working man I ordered?

Aren't fully understood.

Aren't we going to cuddle?

Aren't you going to say, "Good news, everyone"?

Aren't you, Zoidberg?

Arguably, this could be a good thing.

Aroo!

Arrived aboard his extravagant caviar powered yacht.

As a back scratcher.

As a big Hollywood TV producer,

As a mother, those things worry me.

As a Professor of science, I assure you

As a reminder, passengers are limited to two carry on butter churns.

As Captain Lance Starman.

As election day nears, Prop Infinity appears doomed

As far as I'm concerned, that's good news.

As God is my witness, you can count on me.

As I chit chat with our first contestant, Philip J. Fry.

As I told you on sucker punch day,

As it spins, it's producing an enormous magnetic field.

As long as it doesn't hit 70.

As long as nothing happens for the next 15 minutes,

As long as possible instead of throwing them out

As long as robo Leela's not a jealous type like me, things will

As long as they interlock with yours.

As long as we don't need to use our mental...

As long as we eat her filthy scrambled eggs,

As longtime mutants ourselves, we support your righteous struggle,

As Mayor, it is my deeply tedious pleasure to kick off

As much as I enjoy being

As much as I miss him,

As my mother held me tight,

As Nikolai, playboy ruler of the robo Hungarian empire,

As relocated squealers always do.

As soon as someone reaches a million followers,

As that bag of trail mix Fry gave me.

As usual, your delivery arrived too soon.

As we get nasty in this glass tube.

As we now call it, has been under British rule

As you all know, Leela's living will States that in the event of coma,

As you can see, since Bender's death,

As you may have noticed, it's getting hotter here.

As your largest campaign contributor, I demand action!

As your personal tail gunner?

As your vice president, I order you to steal that tree.

At Brown University,

At Cavern on the Green.

At ease, Brannigan.

At ease, cadets.

At first I was consumed by a dark obsession to kill the whale.

At first, it seemed beneficial.

At Hedonismbot's bachelor party.

At Hedonismbot's bachelor party.

At last I'm beautiful!

At last, they located a planet with the necessary orientation

At least he died doing what he loved.

At least it's something to distract me from Leela.

At least Reverend Pickens had the dignity to jump out the whorehouse window

At least the world wasn't destroyed.

At least there's only one of them.

At least wait a few days before you decide to kill it.

At least you get a senior discount at the movies.

At least you're not Leela.

At long last, I shall kill you,

At Mars University.

At my other restaurant?

At number 12, (Motorcycle revving)

At oh zero hundred hours,

At pressures so dangerously high...

At that cool explosion.

At the Astor Endowment Fundraiser?

At the Dollhouse in Fort Lauderdale

At the end of the day, we're just a couple of darn talking space bees.

At the Pizza Place across the street! Send.

At the risk of losing this debate,

At the risk of sounding stupid,

At this point in the actual War, the death toll was 98 million.

At which to hoot.

At yet it still hasn't stop the illusive bathroom burglar.

Attention followers.

Attention, criminal robot in the building!

Attention, lady and gentlemen,

Attention, passengers.

Attributes transferred. Shoesize 12. Etc.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

August 6, 1991.

Avoiding sin for almost a full minute.

Aw, aw, aw, aw!

Aw, here's a little song I wrote to cheer you up.

Aw, I got a chipmunk.

Aw, is shnookums not feeling "shtimuwated"?

Aw, its anus looks like an asterisk.

Aw, leave Fry alone.

Aw, man.

Aw, Nibbler made a bobo for Mama.

Aw, yeah! Back it on up.

Aw, you always say just the wrong thing

Aw, you didn't have to do that.

Aw, you want your dipey changed?

Aw! They were?

Aw.

Aw.

Aw. Come here. Let me give you a kiss.

Aw...

Ay carumba.

Ay yi yi!

Aye, 'tis a bonnie time to be an ignorant villager.

Aye, until MacZongo here shot 'em all into extinction, he did.

B: Nail! Final answer!