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Black Mirror - Season 3

Black Mirror - Season 3

Black Mirror - Season 3 is a groundbreaking television series that captivated audiences when it premiered in 2016. Created by Charlie Brooker, this thought-provoking sci-fi anthology delves into the dark and twisted implications of technology on our society.

Each episode of Black Mirror - Season 3 stands alone as a separate story with its own unique cast and setting. With a stellar ensemble cast, this season showcases the talents of actors like Bryce Dallas Howard, Kelly Macdonald, Mackenzie Davis, and Gugu Mbatha-Raw, among others. Their incredible performances bring these gripping narratives to life, leaving viewers on the edge of their seats.

One notable episode from Black Mirror - Season 3 is "Nosedive." Directed by Joe Wright and starring Bryce Dallas Howard, this episode explores the dangers of a social media-obsessed society. In a world where every social interaction is rated, Lacie (Howard) is desperate to improve her overall rating. As she goes to extreme lengths for validation, her life spirals out of control with catastrophic consequences.

Another standout episode is "Hated in the Nation." Directed by James Hawes, this feature-length installment takes a chilling look at the impact of social media on public opinion. When a string of mysterious deaths occurs, Detective Karin Parke (Kelly Macdonald) investigates the connection between these deaths and a viral hashtag that encourages violence towards specific individuals. This episode serves as a cautionary tale, warning us about the dangers of online mob mentality.

The final episode, "San Junipero," directed by Owen Harris, takes a slightly lighter tone compared to the others. In this beautifully crafted love story, we follow the lives of Yorkie (Mackenzie Davis) and Kelly (Gugu Mbatha-Raw) as they explore a virtual afterlife known as San Junipero. This episode grapples with themes of mortality, love, and the lengths we will go to find happiness in the digital age.

The sounds and music of Black Mirror - Season 3 play a crucial role in enhancing the overall viewing experience. From suspenseful soundscapes to haunting melodies, the score composed by Clint Mansell elevates the atmosphere of each episode, intensifying the emotions felt by the audience. Whether it's the nerve-wracking tension in "Shut Up and Dance" or the bittersweet nostalgia in "San Junipero," the music complements the storytelling perfectly.

Fans of Black Mirror - Season 3 can immerse themselves in the soundscape by playing and downloading the music from this captivating series. The evocative soundtrack captures the essence of each episode, enabling listeners to relive those unforgettable moments. With a simple click, viewers can transport themselves back to the twisted world of Black Mirror, becoming immersed in its unsettling yet thought-provoking universe.

Black Mirror - Season 3 captivates audiences with its intriguing narratives, stellar performances, and thought-provoking exploration of the impact of technology on our lives. Whether you're a fan of dystopian sci-fi or simply enjoy thought-provoking television, this season of Black Mirror is a must-watch. Step into the eerie and captivating world of Black Mirror and experience the future that's just around the corner.

A big life day and I want my oldest friend with me, my oldest friend.
A couple of months in, we heard about this experimental treatment.
A lot of buses stop here so you should be fine.
A public disgrace kind of deal, I'd say 18 months or so.
A two year old with a fucking balloon isn't this happy.
Actually, I'm okay.
All the memories. It just brought things home.
All the work I put in...
Always with a smile though.
And forsaking all others, be faithful unto him...
And he marked me down so now I have to book another, and I took a ding.
And he's all like, What the fuck? Whatever!
And helped me make Mr. Rags.
And I am so sorry about that.
And I wish you all the happiness this stupid world can muster.
And I'm so honoured to be here to see this shit!
And if I do well, well, they're all high fours
And once they lift the point penalty, well, my average goes way up,
And right up through to our teenage years, we made quite the pair.
And she was there for me.
And talk about climate change, but she found that kind of boring so...
And talk to you because...
And that is totally my fault, but this is a big day.
And that...
And that's one Brushed Suede.
And the authenticity of a vintage bond low four at a gathering of this calibre
And there's your boost.
And they put me on double damage.
And they're largely, pardon the term, mid to low range folks.
And until I get there, I have to play the numbers game.
And you didn't need me. You probably got another me.
And your fancy new friends.
And, believe it or not, I am one of Naomi's oldest friends.
And, yeah, if I nail a speech and get five starred
And, yeah, it's gonna be okay.
And...
Anyway, I five starred every doctor,
Anyway, um... I...
Anyway...
Are to someone who's my best friend,
Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con?
Are you kidding? Of course.
As I knelt, vomiting, in front of the crapper.
At least as far as I can see.
At least I look like I was born,
Authentic gestures, that's the key.
Because I didn't want them to know I was sharing a skanky ass cave
Before this obsession, when we had conversations, remember?
But as I stand here today...
But as long as I get to the wedding, do the speech,
But I don't even have the something worth losing, not yet.
But now you're a sub three. Sorry
But there is a bar and restaurant on site, tenants only.
But there's not much else.
But they're all, like, 4.7 or above.
But, Jesus Christ, it felt good.
But, of course,
But... But you invited me.
But... So when is the next flight?
By hundreds of primes, so what? It's a win win.
Bye.
Bye.
Can everyone be quiet for a moment?
Can I borrow your bike?
Carole, it's Lacie. Saw the place yesterday. I wanna take it.
Checking my feed for danger signs?
Ches is kissing ass. Trying to sc**** himself back.
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Congratulations, sir.
Congratulations! Who's the, um... Paul?
Couple of minor dings there. You cut someone off in traffic?
Crazy! Oh, it's so good to see you.
Damn it!
Ding. Ding. Ding. Thank you so much.
Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance?
Do you know why I never brought any guys back here?
Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow, take this man to be your husband,
Don't come.
Don't come. I don't want you here
Don't even try to deny...
Don't look it. Come on. I don't bite.
Don't sweat too much! Just talk about old memories.
Don't try too hard. It's impossible to respect.
Don't worry. I'm not voting you down.
Don't!
Don't? Don't wonder?
Driving? That's like nine hours.
During this period, all down votes are subject to a times two multiplier.
Eight years ago, Tom, my husband, got cancer.
Every day, he reminds me of Nay Nay.
Every nurse, every high four consultant that we had.
Everybody, hello!
Excuse me, sorry.
Excuse me. Gotta get this.
Forecast was a prestige bounce of 2 minimum.
From your rep report analytics.
Fuck the planet!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fucking biological car crash
Get in here, big boy.
Get over here!
Get your ass over here.
Go on.
God, you remind me of me.
Going handwritten's so cool.
Gonna go through the night, make a road trip out of it.
Good luck with your performance!
Got one for everyone, actually. Still a bunch of them for grabs.
Great hair!
Great peripherals. Strangers like you, that's a plus
Great, cool, cos I was wondering if...
Great.
Great. Car cancelled.
Guess there's some other yeth Beth you moved on to like a succubus.
Ha ha ha!
Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi, and she's...
Have looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life.
He is great. So smart. Just sweet.
He makes his own tapenade! Yeah.
He one stars me. Like, thanks, Dad.
He reminds me of you and what you meant to me then!
He sits on my desk and...
He! I misspoke.
He'd never even heard of the show.
He's a pretty big deal, that Paul.
He's all like, Uh... Port Mary is frickin' miles away.
He's all like, Uh... Port Mary is frickin' miles away.
He's hilarious. Such a funny cat. Just the best.
He's still got a few bullets left. Oh, man.
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, I'm thinking of you. I've got somewhere to go.
Hey, Lace! Just checking in
Hey, Lacie!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hi there. Chuck! Great name.
Hi, Nay Nay!
Hi, Nay!
Hi. Sorry.
High fours can smell it a mile off. Just be you.
High fours like Naomi, I bet they're suicidal on the inside.
Hilarious speech, by the way. By your standards.
Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount.
Hmm.
Holding my hair back...
Honour and keep him, in sickness and in health...
Hope they cancel it!
How long do you think?
How's Pancakes?
I always wished I was you.
I am so honored to be here
I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled.
I am so sorry. It's been...
I can find a replacement if something's wrong.
I can't just kick off my shoes and walk the earth or whatever.
I did everything I could to get him a spot there.
I didn't even do anything!
I do keep him on my desk.
I do not mean that how it sounds.
I don't give a shit about your world.
I don't know what is up with you, but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding.
I don't know. I was mad.
I don't like your aura.
I don't like your brassiere.
I don't like your moustache.
I don't like your... head.
I get it a lot. 1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right?
I got a rental car. I'm driving.
I gotta say, these places are going like that.
I guess that's why you kept me around so long?
I have a rental car. It's..
I have never seen your stupid fucking show.
I just had to call
I just need some stars, please!
I just wanna make her happy on her wedding day.
I just wanted to say, in this world so caught up in our own shit,
I know she did.
I know she's someone who truly matters to me.
I know we haven't kept in touch as much as I'd have liked
I know you're gonna love him.
I know, and that's why it's so hard to remember, right?
I know, Mr. Rags!
I know, right? So... can you make it?
I love you so much, darl.
I love you, Nay Nay! I've always loved you!
I love you, Nay Nay.
I love you!
I mean, I tried sometimes to expand our range a little
I mean, you're a 2.8, but you don't look 2.8.
I mean, you've got such cool friends now. Are you sure?
I meant the yelling.
I need a ride!
I need my charger.
I put a little something in there for you.
I said don't borrow this!
I see there's one standby seat on another plane leaving tonight.
I started saying what I wanted, when I wanted.
I think I'm allergic to this purple.
I want you by my side.
I was all like...
I was all set to go.
I was just fixing myself a snack.
I was like...
I was, uh... 4.6 once.
I wish her well and wanna express it the best I can.
I... looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life,
I'll cut his head off and stick it up my ass!
I'll tell you what, I'll just send you a four.
I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183.
I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay? Jesus!
I'm heading east from here so I think you need to get yourself another ride.
I'm invoking my authority as airport security
I'm like, You never heard of Sea of Tranquillity?
I'm maid of honour. I cannot miss this wedding.
I'm making good time,
I'm okay. Thanks.
I'm on double damage?
I'm on my way to the airport right now.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, it won't let me book it without the correct ranking.
I'm, uh... five starring you. Five stars.
I'm... seeing some places over lunch. Catch you later.
Ideal for special times with loved ones.
Ideally, that's up votes from quality people.
If we drill down into the numbers, you've got a solid popularity arc here.
Impress those up scale folks, you'll gain velocity on your arc
Impressive.
In high school, she was my shoulder to cry on.
In this world, we're all so caught up in our own heads.
In this world, we're all so caught up...
Is everything okay?
Is the tear too much?
It is incredible how fast you slip off the ladder
It took some effort. What happened to you?
It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty.
It was like taking off tight shoes.
It was pancreatic. It was a real bitch. The symptoms showed up late.
It was very expensive. It was very exclusive.
It would be a dull world without wonder.
It's a crazy guest list. I'll send it now.
It's actually a pretty cool place.
It's easy to lose sight of what's real. What matters.
It's great for now, yes. Yes, it is.
It's great to meet you too, Paul. I've heard a lot about you.
It's great you're still happy at Hoddicker.
It's hilarious!
It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan.
It's not like you could get them on your own. Let's not kid ourselves.
It's the same thing. Don't shit on me for aiming higher.
Jasmine tea?
Jesus!
Just drop it out there.
Just to be able to breathe out, not feeling like... like...
Just to be able to breathe out, not feeling like... like...
Just what I was wondering.
Lace, do you think...
Lacie, I got you a smoothie.
Landlord is sending buyers over today so... put your pants on.
Let me zoom out here.
Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender.
Like just... And that is way off, like, way, way off.
Like two fists.
Like you'd even qualify.
Like, the number one sci fi fantasy,
Like, to look around and think, well, I guess I'm okay.
Like, what if this doesn't work?
Living with you hasn't been one big rainbow sandwich for me.
Look at where it got me.
Look, maybe you don't remember, you know, you're just too old to get it.
Look, you had something with your life,
Love you, Lay.
Luther, Mrs. Coffee, reds, whiskey. Help yourself.
Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter, perhaps, in the trunk of your car?
May I have your attention, please...
Maybe if I don't, it'll scare 'em off and we can stay here.
Mm hmm. How big's the crowd?
Mmm!
Most of your interactions are confined to your inner circle
My car is here. Again.
My friend, at the convention.
My friend, who is there already, has my costume, but my car broke down.
My lover and now, I'm honoured to say, my wife.
My most heartfelt thanks, my warmest thanks,
My name is Lacie Pound
Naomi!
Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix so I get his place.
Nay Nay,
Nay Nay, I will not let you down.
Nay Nay!
No, but...
No, no, no. But I need it now.
No.
No. Do you have one?
No. No. No. I'll be there. I swear on Mr. Rags.
Not an option, Ryan. Lease is up in four weeks.
Not much to it. A speech, mainly.
Not shit out by some tormented cow creature in an underground lab.
Now for those of you who don't know me, which is... all of you...
Of course, if it drops below two five, then it's... bye bye.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, cut the shit! It was numbers for both of us.
Oh, God.
Oh, gosh, well, um...
Oh, hi, hi! I'm coming. I'm coming.
Oh, I need more short term. Like... much more.
Oh, I saw your boy in the fire hat just now! So cute!
Oh, I'm... I'm getting those votes.
Oh, just a workplace thing.
Oh, Lace, could I just say I am so happy to see your face?
Oh, ma'am, hi. Do you have a K1 adapter?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Thank you.
Oh, Nay Nay.
Oh, no, that's temporary! That's temporary.
Oh, shit.
Oh, um...
Oh, wow! That is...
Oh, yeah. The flight's, what, an hour? That restaurant looks so cool.
Oh, yeah. We say Tranksters where I'm from.
Oh!
Oh. Well, that's not my fault. Um...
Oh...
Oh... Hi.
Okay, cool, and you're all good for the rehearsal dinner?
Okay, just drive safe!
Okay, well, due to your ranking...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Cool. Well, I'll see you in a few hours!
Okay. Let's check on your sphere of influence.
Okay. So, in order to restore calm,
Okay... let's see what we can do.
Old school, el perfecto Naomi? You guys keep in contact?
On his family's estate
One, two, three! Naomi!
Ooh.
Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1. They didn't give you an adapter?
Paul's invited so many, I don't want to call them big deals,
Pelican Cove higher?
Pelican Cove? What is this? A eugenics programme?
Pelican Cove.
People don't always like that.
Played fantastically on all the stimulations we ran.
Please, remove yourself from the airport immediately.
Please.
Plus I haven't dipped under a 4.7 in, like, six months.
Pretty big deal.
Real things, good things, and you lost it all, and I'm sorry.
Really?
Remember when we used to plan our dream weddings when we were, like, 11?
Ryan, just go! Go!
Ryan!
Ryan?
Same with your outer circle.
Sampled your photo stream to make her.
Seeing the joy Paul has brought to Naomi's life,
Seriously?
She fucked Greg.
She had this tight ass,
She looked hot. I'll give her that.
She seemed to enjoy that. Guys and me never worked out.
She was probably right. I mean, fuck the planet, right?
She... did not fuck Greg.
She... She fucked Greg!
She's a fucking 1.1.
Shedding those fuckers.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shut up.
Sir, excuse me.
So how come you're a 2.8?
So I'm like, Well, I'm going to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary.
So in terms of quality, you could use a punch up right there.
So it was just about numbers for you?
So now you've got nothing left to lose.
So that velocitates my arc.
So the latest draft of the speech is great.
So when he died I thought, fuck it.
So you're not gonna make the rehearsal dinner?
So, anyways, the big day...
So, now we move into the light space area.
So, oh, my God, insane night, but I am so close now.
So, we're getting married in a month
Some woman dinged me down in the... Can't you just...
Sorry, guys.
Sorry, that was my sister.
Sorry. It's just...
Speech? Of course!
Standard occupancy on a minimum six month contract,
Started talking to me because she saw I was scared
Started talking to me because she saw I was scared.
Started talking to me because she saw I was scared.
Stay back.
Stay the fuck back! I'll kill him!
Strong overall trajectory. Let's just look at the last 24 hours.
Styled free of charge at the members' salon.
Sure! Obviously.
Sure.
Sure. Okay.
Take a looooook!
Teardrop. Crowd goes wild. You can do this.
Thank you for that, Naomi.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you.
That just got told there's no Santa Claus.
That just plays badly for us.
That just puts the stink on things a little too much.
That made Picasso screw his eyes up and say,
That whole bit where I help you with the eating disorder thing...
That's fantastic!
That's great. Just great.
That's just a bonus.
That's not... This is temporary.
That's reserved for members of our Prime Flight Programme.
That's the sense you get just from... me?
That's why I'm dressed like Lieutenant Duster.
The A Team!
The cancer didn't give a shit. It just kept growing.
The captive audience of 4 point holies five starring your ass off,
The couple the landlord sent over. I heard them talking.
The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags. I still have him.
The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags...
The little girl who, when we were just five years old in art camp,
The little girl who, when we were just five years old in art camp,
The little girl, who when we were both five years old in art camp,
Then you'll need a boost.
There's a ways to go, but 4.5 is certainly achievable.
There's nothing I can do, sir.
There's options.
There's sugary and then there's fucking diabetes.
They are fake smile jail cells.
They are going to freak at a 2.6, and I am not taking that kind of damage,
They gave his bed to a 4.4.
They gave me an extra at the coffee place.
They still have the 2?
They'd see Naomi and just... Whoo! You know, that was it.
They'll overlook the 2.8. I'm with the bride.
They're from the organic stall at the farmers' market.
This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle. You heard of it?
This whole ranking thing, just comparing yourself to people who...
Those scans of the page, my God, I welled up just at that.
Through the hallways in high school.
Time's nearly up!
Times two?
To brew you up in the womb?
To dock you one full ranking point as a punitive measure.
To live together with him in the covenant of marriage?
To love him, comfort him,
To moderate your language there.
To my best mate, Anthony. Let's hear it for him.
Tom was a 4.3.
Trank head. Sea of Tranquillity fan?
Treated me like I had taken a shit at their breakfast table.
Two stars?
Two stars?!
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... I booked this weeks ago. It's my best friend's wedding.
Uh... Just as close as you can get to Port Mary would be great.
Uh... Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2. Is that, um...
Uh... Quite a ways. I missed my flight.
Um...
Unh unh. You get points from your gaming buddies.
Until you got your new job
Up here on the island.
Wanna hear my speech?
Wasn't a meaningful encounter.
We all do, that's what we're in. That's how the fucking world works
We have so many people to thank. Our beautiful bridesmaids.
We have unparalleled metrics on romantic geneses.
We met when we were five years old,
We recommend you avoid negative feedback at this time.
We'd need you around a 4.5.
We'd talk about all the things girls talk about,
We're kind of not talking to Ches.
We're talking... this much.
Well, anyway...
Well, barring a major setback,
Well, due to your current ranking,
Well, here's me, so...
Well, I got marked down at the airport for yelling,
Well, it's a private island.
Well, it's not hopeless, you're clearly a tryer
Well, that just don't make sense.
Well, the wedding's today so...
Well, there's some space in the RV.
Well...
What are you hoping for? Like, 4.3, 4.4?
What do I have to...
What do you want?
What she meant to me then and now.
What sort of cartoon character did your mum have to fuck
What the fuck are you looking at?
What was that? The F word?
What? No. No. I'm, like, an hour away.
What? You're just gonna roll up here and make people like you?
What's that? 8:40 a.m. You're working hard on your socials.
What's wrong with Pelican Cove? They're great apartments!
When I asked you to speak, you were a 4.2, okay?
When you posted that Mr. Rags photo...
When you start doing that.
Where are you headed?
Which meant she was looking down on me.
Who even are you?
Whoa!
Whoa! Top floor! That's...
Whoo hoo!
Whoo whoo whoo whoo!
Whoo!
Why not?
With Mr. Three Point Fuck.
Would you be my maid of honour?
Would you like a croissant?
Wow! That's a... big ring!
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Yeah, he's really something.
Yeah, they're all kind of full.
Yeah! Gimme five! Good choice!
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, I bet you'd love to.
Yep, I'm on it, just gonna transfer the deposit now.
Yes, I am. And they are gonna vote me through the roof when they hear it.
Yes, thank you! Come on. Let's have a little fun here.
Yes, when is it?
Yes! And if you cared about that, maybe you would've noticed
You bet. I'll just...
You don't know me so you're not really sorry.
You fucking earned it, man. You fucking earned it.
You fucking sociopath.
You got tossed out of that lab.
You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify.
You know our Prime Influencers Programme?
You know, boys, hair, products, uh... more boys.
You know, fuck the planet!
You know, I mean, I'm still fighting for that.
You like him?
You look like an alcoholic former weatherman.
You look like you need a ride.
You said you wanted your oldest friend.
You see, even...
You sound like a lost little lamb
You too, Nay Nay!
You two pussy pals now?
You want a cookie with that?
You wanted those primo votes, don't deny it.
You're beautiful!
You're just mainly awkward cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you.
You're restricted to our super saver fleet.
You're so right. It's gone.
You're super helpful.
You've been there from day one. I love you, man. I appreciate you.
You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars from service industry workers,
You've seen the guest list. They are all, like, 4.5 or above.
Your charger doesn't fit my car.
Your entire head is just ridiculous to me.
Your Pelican Cove deposit, is it refundable?
Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours.
4.5?
A lifestyle community. No one is this happy.
A little more than expected? Yeah.
And here's your tip. Thank you.
And there's Mr. Rags! No!
And what is that? I don't know. Enough to be content?
Are you still at Hoddicker? Mm hmm.
Bets, it's great to see you! You too.
But for now... It's OK for now.
But it doesn't change anything. Lacie...
But it's so close. There's just nothing I can do.
Call the fucking supervisor! Okay, that's profanity.
Can I borrow your bike? What?
Can you call the supervisor? I cannot do that.
Can you just call the supervisor? I cannot do that.
Can you step away, ma'am? God, just fucking help me!
Can't you just stay out of my shit? You're my sister!
Christ, I mean, surely. I'm gonna have to ask you
Do I qualify for that? No. No, you don't.
Don't see those around much these days. It's a rental.
Door won't open. I'm on 2.4. Sorry, Ches. I'm late.
First day? At Blankman Harper.
Fuck you next Wednesday. Fuck you for Christmas!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Get rid of her. That would play awful.
Gotcha. I'll ping you some anecdotes.
Great food, great company. Mm hmm!
Great job. I am sorry, but I miss the normal you.
Great little uptake there. Okay.
Have you seen my charger? ...only pretend to be happy.
He's okay. He doesn't come with the apartment.
Healthy inner circle. It's good. Thank you.
Hey, Lacie! Hey!
Hey! Calm down. I...
Hi there, how are you doing? I am wonderful.
Hi. Hey!
Hmm. Not now.
How did it feel? Awful.
How often are the payments? That's weekly.
How's it going at Blankman? Just great.
I can still do the same speech. Lacie...
I have to serve the next customer. No, no, no, no.
I know but we haven't s... I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags...
I know you did. No...
I love the pink. Uh huh.
I was holding a bomb! Come on!
I was just trying to... Ma'am.
I'm going to a wedding. Maid of honour. Nice.
I'm gonna turn it around. Uh huh.
I'm sorry. I have to get there. I have to.
I've called security. Oh, no, no, no. Please don't do that.
It's on the house. Sounds awesome.
It's pretty good. So I need a car.
Jesus Christ! Oh, I'm so sorry.
Keith! Hello. Lacie!
let's not forget what matters. It's okay. It's okay.
Maybe you should try it? Oh, come on.
Me too. It's been... Too long.
My aura? Yeah.
Naomi and I were best friends. Come on...
No, it's mine. Everything is just so... Everything's just so...
No. Lacie!
No. No, no, no. Customer incident at the other end.
Not in here. Ask around. Thanks, anyway.
Oh, hi, JJ! Hey, Lacie!
Oh, hi! Hi!
Oh, I'm... I'm a 4.2. Uh huh.
Oh, my God! Nay Nay, how are you?
Oh, my God. I love you.
Oh, my gosh, like... hundreds!
Oh, no, I already ate. Okay, sure. All good. Yes.
Oh, no, no. I was not intimidating. Don't speak, ma'am.
Oh, thank you! Um... just one thought.
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah, flushed out.
Okay. Now who's the slow poke?
Ooh! In the trash!
Perfect. We got matching bridesmaids dresses.
Poor Ches. No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side.
Pow! Pow! Pow! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Quality people? High fours.
Ryan, my car's here. Was it too much? What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags?
See you back on there. Okay.
See you tomorrow, JJ. See you, Lacie.
She had that rhyme about you. That was a game.
She was always mean to you. No, she wasn't.
She's awesome. She?
Slow down. Let's give her a ride. She's, like, 2.8.
So don't delay if you're interested. Oh, I'm more than interested.
So what brings you back here? New job, first day.
So, Dad was like... It's easy to forget what matters.
Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way. How far away are you?
Sure. How we were, any old things.
Sweetheart. What time is it?
Thank you. Hope you're having a great night.
Thank you. No, thank you.
That would be great. And what's your dress size?
That's right. I'm doing my speech. No, you're not.
That's time up, I'll catch you later. Oh, could I just ask...
This is a temporary measure. No!
To hit 4.5? Mm hmm.
Uh huh. And you got the dress okay? Mm hmm. In my case.
Uh huh. Jesus. Yeah, that'd do it. Mm hmm.
Way too long. And that's my fault.
We're zero tolerance on profanity. I'm sorry. It's just...
Weep their fucking eyes out! Go home!
Well, good luck. I know, right?
Well, I bet you work... good there. Thank you.
Well, maybe not forever. No, not forever.
Well, okay. Yes!
Well, thank you. Good luck with your speech.
What about when she cut your hair? I asked her to.
What is it? Naomi!
What kind of a boost? Well...
What the fuck is that? Tapenade. Want some?
What? Well, not missed it but...
What's the issue here, Hannah? Intimidation and profanity.
Where are we? About 30 miles from Port Mary.
Who's your favourite character? Gotta be Lieutenant Duster.
Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah. It's going pretty great. Good to hear.
Yep. That's... Yeah. I Cruiser 2?
Yo, they're taking it. Who?
You did? Emergency escape hatch!
You got a vehicle in mind? Anything, really.
You look great today. Thank you!
You seem... Normal?
You think that's a little... A little over sharing, yeah.
You won't know unless you try. Oh, that's just...
You're a fucking asshole. Fuck you!
You're a Trank head, huh? Sorry?
You're into Sea of Tranquillity? Totally.
Your face is a fucking... Fucking.
... Mr. Rags.
...fucking... jackhole!
...in our own dramas.
♪ I'm getting married tomorrow ♪
3.1? What happened? Him and Gordon split up.
4.5. That's right.
4.6? Used to live for it.

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