Bob's Burgers - Season 2 Edit

A 60 year old man, still battling his bully.

A big part of Paddy's job was dusting Caffrey's money.

A blonde cook. Blooks have more fun.

A boobity boobity boobity boo!

A chance to get the joke. Chickenplant.

A Civil War reenactor?

A crap attack. Don't have one.

A funny male maid.

A Guillermo mojado.

A guy. Jimmy Pesto. I hate him.

A hot yoga studio.

A little bit. Yes.

A little cup of coffee told me to come.

A little pain might do him some good.

A lot of e mails. Mostly spam.

A new name calls for a new look.

A patty cake, a patty cake, a baker's man! Woo!

A pediatrician who hates kids? We want to talk to you.

A penis pill into your casserole.

A piece of forbidden fruit...

A really interesting guy at the festival.

A redo! That's genius!

A redo. One time, to get out of a Spanish test,

A spin off? Your own show, guys, with me producing.

A subscription to Highlights. He loves that magazine.

A thousand bucks.

A video game, right here in our restaurant.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Anthrax!

Aah! Gayle! What are you doing here?

Aah! I had a baby!

Aah! What're you doing?

Abandoned warehouse! Pent up feelings!

About fame destroying relationships?

About her bank account.

About his wel's the longest wins the jawbreaker.

About not giving in to trends?

About the other trucks so that people will come to ours?

Accidentally on purpose.

According to my calculations, you're next

Accounts receivable specialist.

Accounts receivable specialist.

Action!

Actually, you've had better days.

Actually, your mother does it for me.

Add some oil and vinegar to these, and...

Adieu, Robert, adieu!

Adorable.

After all, Reggie's bread is stale.

After you fondled my buttocks at the dentist's office.

After you stole all that money?

Again? I can't stop now, Lin.

Agh!

Ah ah!

Ah choo. Gesundheit.

Ah, a little.

Ah, can't stand all that drab gray.

Ah, hello, Linda.

Ah, here you go, sir.

Ah, it sounds funny.

Ah, looks like you finally

Ah, no, wait, wait, wait. What's, uh...

Ah, no. No, thanks.

Ah, okay, well, now, now we stopped rolling.

Ah, slow, slow, slow.

Ah, that didn't work.

Ah, that didn't work.

Ah, the new Gayle is happy and helpful... I love it.

Ah, there it is. Burgerboss.

Ah, this... remind me how it ends.

Ah, what the hell.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Get... Ow!

Ah! Ha ha! Cooking segment!

Ah! Let me out of here!

Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh! Oh, oh...!

Ah! Relish hole!

Ah! Tina!

Ah! Uh, that's great.

Ah! What is that?!

Ah. Yeah. No.

Ah. You do it. I have no spit.

Ah... Did I win?!

Ah... good one.

Ah... Great dinner, Mom.

Ahh ha ha! We're doing it.

Ahh. Oh!

Ahh...

Ahoy, there, mateys!

Albany, Montgomery, Juneau, Phoenix,

All aboard the burger train!

All good advice! Look, if it'll make you feel better,

All I have to do is act like this damsel.

All I know is I was just talking to Ken,

All my bad reviews to glowing ones...

All of this is because you went and wrote "Bob Sux"

All of this started because of you!

All past due.

All righisten, can Mickey hear this? No. He's...

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right, let's stop blaming and start gaming.

All right, all right.

All right, everybody, calm down.

All right, everyone in the pool. Come on.

All right, everyone, back to work.

All right, fine.

All right, girls! Go, girls!

All right, hang on a... I'll get you guys down.

All right, have fun. And then more?

All right, here we are.

All right, here's a sample.

All right, here's how we're gonna do this.

All right, I don't have a plan, okay?!

All right, I got an idea.

All right, I'll leave you two love birds alone

All right, I'll turn myself in.

All right, keep an eye out

All right, kiddo, we've had our fun now.

All right, let let's see what we got next.

All right, let's try it.

All right, Mickey,

All right, Mickey, listen up.

All right, Mickey, you you have to give up.

All right, now, listen very carefully.

All right, now's my chance.

All right, off, off, off, off, off.

All right, okay.

All right, shut up. Forget it.

All right, someone better tell me what the hell's going on!

All right, stop the finger pointing.

All right, uh, who needs a piece of cake?

All right, we gotta go, come on.

All right, we'll get those, then head back to the restaurant.

All right, we're done.

All right, we're out of the restaurant.

All right, well, hurry up.

All right, well, let me take your stuff upstairs.

All right, who wants cheese?

All right, you two, scoot.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! Freaky friend fiction!

All right! If you think that's

All right? I'm gonna roll.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Everyone's got their seat belt on.

All right. Hang on. Hang on.

All right. Yeah, you put your...

All the stones!

All the teenagers leave! Little Leaguers, too!

All these people standing around with cameras.

All these years, Bob,

Almost as good as your what is past due? argument.

Almost blameless?

Also, if boys had utuses they'd be called duderuses.

Also, want to be part of our new cooking segment?

Although we both want to.

Always on your side.

Am I glowing?

Amen! You said it!

Among other things.

And a coupon for my dad's restaurant. Okay.

And a maxi pad.

And a new voice.

And a piñata and large satin pillows. Now!

And a safety deposit box.

And a smack!

And add smiley faces.

And Andy knows all the capitals.

And anyway, say good bye to the trucks, kids.

And babies.

And brag about how long your butt crack is.

And brush and brush and brush and spit.

And come to the mall, I'm going to give it to Jimmy Junior!

And cut.

And did drugs.

And don't tell Mom and Dad about my litter box.

And don't touch them,

And eight, and nine, and ten...

And ends with your tippy toes.

And entertain the crap out of everybody.

And fight a rat over a block of cheese.

And figure it out from there.

And finally, for Gene, a jawbreaker.

And five, six, seven, eight...

And five, six, seven, eight...

And for Louise... four hour energy drink.

And for three payments of $900, he can be your best friend.

And Gene, you actually banged us to freedom.

And get down to the gold.

And get me another browie!

And go pick up Bob when he's ready?

And go take a nap, all right?

And Greek yogurt.

And have truck prom.

And he had a long white beard like Santa Claus.

And he was just Parrot Man?

And he was mean.

And he's dumb!"

And help me with the grill?

And here's one of my terms.

And here's the kids' room.

And how will we become a famous father son close up magic team?!

And I accidentally stuck a needle through his cheek.

And I broke my tooth.

And I found this on the beach. I think it could help me.

And I have just withdrawn her money for peace of mind, huh?

And I have The Prince on my side.

And I I thought it was you, and now, your sister thinks

And I need to get it off!

And I need your help.

And I told you, I have a raging staph infection under here.

And I'm gonna knock "Bob Sux" off the board!

And I'm gonna read it to the whole school myself.

And I'm usually not that good at picking up on vibes.

And if I did, this would be a horrible pep talk.

And if they fall flat, then that's them.

And if we don't pass, we have to go to summer school.

And if you don't stop acting like a prude a bega

And into Downward Stork.

And it must be time for... Hey, Good Cookin'!

And it was great." All right, come here. Come here, come here.

And it works! The Prince of Persuasia?

And it'll look like this!

And it's a big domino effect thing.

And it's close. I can smell it.

And it's, uh, it's gonna get kind of heavy here.

And jazz hands.

And last, but not least...

And let's be honest, there's a race thing going on here.

And let's be honest, there's a race thing going on here.

And lift up the baby

And make fun of her for not knowing it.

And make some mini pizza bagels.

And make them into one stupider word, Randy.

And maybe we'll be okay

And me!

And my credit score's on the low side, but...

And my moisturizing gloves!

And my socks. And my other socks.

And no one knows about it!

And no rhythm?!

And no, I don't mean add caramel.

And not to be embarrassed, no matter what. Well, that's good advice.

And now I'd like to welcome festival chairman Paul Blinkman

And now I'm on hold at the bank. Hey!

And now I'm paying it forward.

And now that's what they think... forever.

And now that's what they think... forever.

And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?

And Ollie can see in the dark.

And one of you behind me at all times,

And order Indonesian take out.

And other people with masks!

And oven on the cutting board. Hmm?

And oyster forks.

And replace it with this $20 bill.

And see if I can get out of it.

And she brought a suitcase.

And she's Dr. Yap's problem.

And so, facing major fines from the FCC,

And some basil...

And stare at me?

And steal our own customers.

And steal the journal back from her.

And taking back the night!

And Tammy can go sit in syrup.

And tell the guy to let himself in.

And that we knocked off some of your mirrors.

And that's how Dina plays the game.

And that's our American flag...

And that's why I ditched my brother and sister.

And the grill going at once. Okay. What'll happen?

And the president of this club.

And the tunnels were booby trapped

And then a smaller island nearby, for farting.

And then everybody reads about it,

And then everybody reads about it,

And then I'm going to, uh...

And then make a big deal about it.

And then order a pizza

And then probably a bloovie.

And then tell the deer he's late for a meeting!

And then the baseball game.

And then we can sneak off and hit the slopes...

And then we'll put Gene here.

And then what you thought was pink is brown,

And then, some curry paste...

And there's nothing you can do to stop me! Let's stay friends.

And there's the Cafeteria Lady. Hi.

And these pain pills, I should be good to go.

And they used me in their lie. What do you expect?

And they're grass fed, cruelty free soy bison.

And think I'm a freak, especially Jimmy Junior.

And this family's going right in the crapper.

And this goes in here.

And this one needs plunging!

And this will make you feel tough.

And this year Tabitha Johansson is headlining the concert.

And Tina's body pillow! He has a name!

And today, uh...

And today's chef is Bob of Bob's Burgers.

And toned our Kegels

And Tran's noodles are..

And Tyler, I want you to also smile.

And used your children.

And voilà¡.

And wait this out.

And we have a winner... it's a new truck...

And we know everything.

And we'll see about restructuring your loans.

And we're going after the same princess.

And what you thought was symmetrical is not.

And when I do, I'm gonna wipe that smirk off your...

And when you're done here, change my litter box.

And where were you going with my margarita mix?

And who is this furry fella?

And why are you showing so much skin?

And why is your face painted like a cat?

And you and you

And you don't want to wait in line.

And you have fun beating up Darryl, here, all right.

And you know something, I'm all right

And you must be Bob's wife.

And you pushing and licking everything in sight

And you use your core strength to do the work.

And you want to give her whatever she needs, Bobby.

And you were the dead weight, I'm guessing.

And you, Mort.

And you, your pants are overdone and dry!

And you'd bring margaritas.

And you're a creative, imaginative girl.

And you're here all alone without Team Soft Serve.

And your new tat?

And, eventually, she'll find herself another Vinny.

And, Pepe,

And, Taff, what are the words?

And, uh, of course some eggplant...

Andy, can I take your backpack on a walk?

Andy! Ollie!

Andy? Ollie?

Another child left behind.

Another Frond innovation in the crapper.

Another metal detector! Yay.

Another one of your peeing races with Jimmy?

Another Taff tantrum, right on schedule.

Anthrax smells like babies!

Anthrax! Run for your lives!

Anyone else coming?

Anyone else think it's odd

Anyone want to help me throw this through the window?

Anyone want to talk about it?

Anyway, Caffrey didn't trust banks,

Anyway, Caffrey ran liquor

Anyway, I was thinking maybe, um,

Anyway, since you're such a good writer,

Anyway, so with these...

Anyway... Everyone gets drunk and spends lots of money.

Aqua Boogie by P Funk?

Are funding my one way ticket to Pound Town.

Are there any shows or movies left in the world

Are there cops on the phone?

Are they ice cream, or regular?

Are they the cutest couple on TV or what, Gene?

Are we finally getting a falcon?

Are we just going to ignore the fact

Are you a fisherman who hates fish?

Are you a little bunny?

Are you all right, Louise?

Are you D R L?

Are you expecting someone?

Are you insane?

Are you just going to stand there

Are you kidding me with that pickle?!

Are you made of taffy?

Are you making another documentary?

Are you not entertained?!

Are you okay?

Are you okay? I'm fine.

Are you ready to order?

Are you serious? You both know how to ski?

Are you still doing the half off your meal...

Are you sure you guys are naked?!

Are you that boy from the studio audience?

Are, too!

As in, What is it?

As long as it doesn't interfere with school work.

As long as we get Michelin recommended,

As long as we're giving orders, put some clothes on!

As when I said it with Tina.

As you know, sir,

As your first customer, I can tell you,

Asian, European, Latin, American.

Ask about my money.

Ask him what he'll do for a pack of smokes.

Asparagus!

Ass in the breeze.

At 6:00, on the dot, hit the deck.

At least he saw the rainbow.

At least we didn't lose this check.

At school. At school!

At the end of the day, it's for the best.

At the puberty zoo. What's wrong with her face?

Attaboy.

Attention, everybody.

Aunt Gayle got her groove back... sexy.

Aw, Gene! That's my spot!

Aw, I'm proud of you, Bobby.

Aw, people like you.

Aw, sick!

Aw, what a waste.

Aw, you make me feel like a king.

Aw, you two couldn't make it work?

Aw!

Aw.

Aw. My little grand doody.

Aw. They made a poster, Bobby.

Aw...

B O B... one.

Ba baba bo bo eh eh...

Baby steps, baby steps, baby steps.

Bacon wrapped scallop?

Balls.

Banging things down here.

Bathroom clowns!

Be one of the tallest guys in the bar,

Be right with you.

Because I love you. Mm mm.

Because I'm an adult and, oh, guess what, so are you.

Because I'm going to need your help.

Because it's the face of your new synchronized swimming coach.

Because some critic gave it a bad review!

Because Tammy stole my erotic friend fiction.

Because tomorrow we are taking back the street.

Because we're a burden.

Because. Why?

Because... we're your parents

Beef curtains!

Beef curtains. Gene.

Beef fight! Beef fight! Beef fight!

Beefsquatch likey like.

Beefsquatch signed it. Oh, my God!

Beefsquatch took you down! That's it!

Beefsquatch!

Beefsquatch!

Beefsquatch!

Beefsquatch!

Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!

Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!

Beefsquatched all over his special moment.

Before every meal, he wipes his hands

Before I spoil it and make it just a regular day.

Before the review.

Before they let you out on the boat.

Before we cut this guy loose, I just want one slap, okay?

Before we dive in, maybe we could watch you do a few moves.

Before we go to bed.

Before we go to bed.

Behind the counter, playing banker.

Besides, I can't afford to close the restaurant.

Besides, my wife's sister is in town, so...

Best human shields ever.

Between the repairs, the gas... Hey, Dad...

Between you inviting half of the town,

Big commitment.

Big mistake! Big!

Big news... Taff is upset!

Blabbity blabbity, I'm getting outta here.

Blackmail?

Bleep bloop bloop bloop.

Blow glass with Randy and some interesting guy.

Blue hanky! Blue hanky!

Blue hanky? Blue hanky?

Bob never mentioned he had a semi attractive sister in law.

Bob sucks!

Bob, Bob, let me in.

Bob, calm down.

Bob, Gene, look at yourselves!

Bob, I have to take this call.

Bob, I'm just mirroring your energy!

Bob, let's go. Hold on one second...

Bob, this is Linda.

Bob, this is too cold.

Bob, you excited or what?

Bob, you're not gonna close the restaurant, are you?

Bob!

Bob!

Bob! Bob!

Bob! I'm gonna catch you!

Bob! It's Mickey!

Bob! What if you brought the burgers over yourself?

Bob? Bob?

Bob? Yeah.

Bob? You're a patty daddy?

Bob?!

Bob?! Oh.

Bob. Yep. Dad, if you die,

Bob's a hostage now. No. W Wait, no.

Bob's at the dentist today,

Bob's Burgers!

Bob's Burgers.

Bob's Burgers.

Bob's got a point.

Bob's got plans tonight.

Bob's one to Bob's two.

Bob's Phone Company?

Bobby, I'll trade you that for two of the other things.

Bobby, take the ice cream out of the microwave.

Bobby, they're everywhere. We're outnumbered.

Bobby, want to come over and watch the game tonight?

Bobby, you bought a food truck? How can we afford this?

Bobby, you in there?

Bobby, you know that.

Bobby!

Bobby! How did you miss that?!

Bobby! I'm worried about you.

Bobby? No, Teddy. I'm not.

Bobida boobida bop bop bop ba!

Body? Face?

Boo! Boo! Boo!

Boobity boobity ba bida ba.

Booby, booby, booby, booby. Booby, booby, booby, booby, booby.

Borat!

Boring.

Both. Okay.

Bottled up for so long.

Boys, stop fighting!

Brag.

Bring him back to his senses.

Bring it on, Beefcrotch!

Bring your friend fiction to life.

Bringing you guys along was a big mistake.

Brush, brush, brush.

Buddy dies, poor doggie.

Buns... sen.

Burger in one hand, beer in the other

Burger with Swiss chard on it.

Burgerboss is gonna get you!

Burgers are right here. Or nonfat frozen yogurt.

Burgers?

Burn, you beautiful bench, burn!

Burn, you beautiful bench, burn!

But a drawing of a robot.

But after watching you torture my father,

But also don't make too much eye contact.

But at least this family's back to normal.

But count me out.

But Darryl, he doesn't like it.

But do you season? Get up, Gene.

But hey, at least we got to go skiing, right?

But how will I know what it tastes like?

But I can't get past level 29 and that stupid chicken leg.

But I don't have anything planned

But I don't want to do it anymore.

But I don't want to go through my military history right now.

But I got on the board.

But I just finished it.

But I mustn't not.

But I shouldn't have said it so loud.

But I use fresh ingredients, so, you know,

But I want to say you didn't want that.

But I was so wrong.

But I'll never quit being your mommy.

But I'm not a monster! I'm a real boy!

But I'm not here to do that, all right?

But ironic detachment is great.

But it is coming down with me.

But it paid off.

But it was bring your own bean.

But it's a bad movie, right?

But it's gonna cost you. $10,000.

But it's just a butt!

But it's yours.

But know this! I will taste Pam's hair!

But Linda picked me up from the...

But Mom's been logging her dreams

But never let Jimmy Junior see this.

But only one of us has pliers.

But physical education is a state requirement.

But she can't come. And she quit.

But sure, let's base all our decisions on that.

But they call them "Mulligans."

But this one's down here.

But we can still jump up and down!

But we had a talk, and Tina's feeling better, so...

But we passed the performance?

But we righted the ship.

But what a hit job.

But what about all that stuff you said

But what about all that stuff you said

But what does past due even mean, you know?

But when he kissed me good bye this morning,

But you do have to go back to P.E.

But you guys, you want to take a lesson?

But you know she's talking about her vagina.

But you put me up to this.

But you said if he ever saw it, he'd never talk to me again.

But you still got to go to school, little lady.

But you took the fun out of it.

But your father doesn't feel the same way

But, uh, I'm glad I could help.

But, what if, I don't know, instead of class,

But... Aw, come on, guys!

But... I I did all three steps!

By a famous person?

By me.

By the chickenplant this morning.

By which, I mean best in the entire school.

By your harsh words!

Bye bye, frown!

C'mere.

C4. Move off explosives.

Caffrey didn't make his money from candy, you know.

Caffrey's treasure is as good as ours.

Cake. The New York Times says, "Cake makes everything

Call me next time you find something

Call the fire department 'cause my buns are burning!

Can I get your autograph?

Can I have that?

Can I just text her back? She'll be really mad if I don't.

Can I please have my mask back? No!

Can I put you down for garbanzo?

Can I still use them as guest towels?

Can it even drive?

Can we agree that Randy is blameless here?

Can we even trust her now? That's a good point.

Can we get a sample of the melted?

Can you check my math homework for me?

Can you handle some kids? Hell, yeah.

Can you imagine being on a boat with those people?

Can you just put it in the microwave for me?

Can't reach them!

Can't you tell that Jimmy Junior likes the new you?

Can't. Gotta go.

Cannonball!

Carne asada is beef?

Carpal tunnel.

Cars'll be slipping and sliding all over the place.

Catch you? Why would I catch you?

Caw, caw, caw!

Caw! I get it. I'm in your dressing room.

Chad doesn't have a partner.

Chair.

Challenge me for it.

Channel six news.

Chant me out!

Chard to a Crisp burger.

Check Family Funtime.

Chicken leg!

Chicken leg!

Children lead to sexual intercourse and vice versa.

Chillax.

China. Stick to noodles, right?

Chinese? Burgers.

Choo ch ch ch... Mm mm, mm mm.

Chowster?

Circumcise me! Circumcise me! Quick, quick!

Classic.

Clench that pelvic floor!

Cockroach! Gene.

Come back safe, Bobby.

Come back safe, Bobby.All right? Let's go, Bob.

Come by the bank tomorrow

Come here, beef boy!

Come here, you!

Come here.

Come here. Aw, little baby.

Come here. Come here, come over here.

Come in.

Come on, baby, give me a smooch.

Come on, Dad! Solidarity!

Come on, Dr. Yap.

Come on, get in on this.

Come on, girl! Come on! I can't stop! I can't stop!

Come on, give me your keys, Seth.

Come on, I can break a 50.

Come on, if you're gonna be loud, you gotta be proud!

Come on, J Ju. Saddle up!

Come on, Linda. Let's get tanked! Yeah.

Come on, Tammy! So lame.

Come on, Tina.

Come on, Tina. We were just starting to have fun.

Come on, you can't park here!

Come on, you've let me do it before!

Come on!

Come on! Hah!

Come on! Let me film you!

Come on! Yeah!

Come on. Don't boo.

Come on. Where are they? Show me, girl.

Come on. You owe me.

Come over here. Come here.

Come, come, come.

Come. That's, uh... Come to Momma.

Comes with a boob job.

Coming right up.

Concentric circles.

Cooking segment! Cooking segment!

Cool! Mom packed tampons for lunch!

Cool.

Cool. That's my mom's!

Cool... oh, cool. You're ready.

Cops touching my hair, laughing at me,

Copy that.

Could be fine, could be a giant fireball.

Could be worse.

Could go great, could be a disaster... Okay. I got it.

Could you, uh, tone it down out there a little?

Couple things to know.

Crap.

Crowning Otter!

Cruelty free?

Cute room. I used to have one of these. I cut its mane off.

Cutting and going to the mall.

Cutting what? Cutting classes.

D Darryl, don't go. I I need your help.

Dad was using us to get into Family Funtime

Dad, Dad, another Civil War reenactor is here.

Dad, do you want some help with the soft serve?

Dad, don't forget monkey brains.

Dad, don't go! Don't go!

Dad, drive.

Dad, go change into your suit.

Dad, he's gone.

Dad, I just remembered, I have an account there, too,

Dad, I love you. Please don't go! Please don't go!

Dad, I need to talk to Mickey.

Dad, pay the man. No, $50... for that?

Dad, take out the lettuce

Dad, that's so cheap for what you're getting.

Dad, we felt we should be here as your PR fir...

Dad, what was your score again?

Dad!

Dad! Some hairy guy's trying to kill me!

Dad. Hmm?

Dad's a local celebrity.

Dad's freaking out. I'm not freaking out!

Daddy!

Dagnabbit, pee popper, nuts to poppa, stinka boob taka,

Damn it, Ollie!

Damn it.

Damn it.