Rick and Morty - Season 4 Edit

A A Are we allowed to do this?

A and they're getting it in 1985, snake time.

A And where was this heading?

A belief that needed to be placed

A bunch of us girls were gonna go skinny dipping later,

A continuity explosion, isn't there always one?

A dragon. A dragon.

A feminist masterpiece.

A heist script.

A hint of irreverence.

A hundred years!Pushing it to the limit.

A most curious algorithm.

A pretty keen aptitude for martial arts.

A remote controlled explode y potion.

A signing with Catherines Alpha through Omega Joneses!

A simulation.

A slut dragon has escaped.

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah! It hurts!

Aaah! Hey!

Aah, wasps!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! [ Crashes ]

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! I I can't see my own death.

Aah! Impotent rage![ Wailing, sobbing]

Aah! No! Run! Run, my babies!

Aah! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

About how rick sanchez saved space christmas.

About my special time?

About the whole snake encounter thing,

About this train?

About your playlisting fleekness tonight?

Abradolph lincoler? I thought you were dead.

Accepting. Rerouted.

Accepting. Rerouted.

Activate anti booby suits.

Actually, he's been blamed for bringing you aboard

Actually, now, really. We're gonna do it right now.

Ad wall?

Ad wall?What, they want us to pay for it now?

Adjusting clap rate.

Admit it, Morty. Dragons suck.

After I reprogrammed your brain with my nanobots

After you left, I thought about what you said

Agana aksaka sapooloo.

Agana aksaka sapooloo.

Ah, a newcomer!

Ah, geez, look at me.

Ah, I could have died fast!

Ah, I'm glad you asked that, Jerry.

Ah, if only I had prepared better

Ah, is it that obvious? I'm sorry.

Ah, it burns longer!

Ah, ooo wee!

Ah, thanks, man. Thanks, pal. That's right.

Ah, you little son of a bitch.

Ah, you're right.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Go ahead and shut down.

Ah! I got it.

Ah! Oh!

Ah! Well, look at that.

Ah. [ Chuckles ]

Ahh! What are you doing?

AKA a hipster dick

Alien newscaster: Here at the Midland Quasar, where, in a complete upset,

Alien Reporter: It appears some giant hidden camera

Aliens, I am a robot sent back in time by the Snake Resistance

Aliens. Sarge?!

All built around this big crew with, like, a cool double cross

All dragons are sluts deep down, even the ones up above,

All hail his majesty,

All is Glorzo.

All is Glorzo.

All of existence, isn't it?

All of these people..

All on the brink of global war over...

All right, guys. I'll use this to open a portal.

All right, this is going in circles.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. Good luck with that.

All right. I'm from outer space. Happy? No.

All right. Let's go.

All right. We're landing. Come on.

All sentient life will be absorbed

All shall be made Glorzo.

All so they could try to kill a little shit sack on Earth

All we gotta do is blend in, find our ship,

All we have to do is open it and let him

All you did was

All: [ Screaming ]

All: [ Screaming ]

All: [ Whooping ]

All: Hate that cat.

All: Yes.

All: Yes.

All: You son of a bitch. I'm in.

Almost did a 9/11.

Alright, [bleep] it, run.

Alright, God damn, sold.

Alright, I'm finished with my breakfast

Alright, look, uh, this [bleep] been brewing for a while.

Alright, Morty, here's the plan, put this back on your face.

Alright, now take that to the trunk

Alright, stop playing, Morty.

Alright, well, that should be the last of it.

Alright! Who's this grandson?

Alright? Are you sure?

Alright. Let's get the [bleep] out of here!

Alright. Okay, regroup, everybody.

Also, I told you not to get a dragon, Morty.

Also, later, we need to discuss your clothing and your weight.

Also, that's about as much curvature

Also, who makes a Pornhub account?

Also, who rigs a tomb to crush the buried person?

Always r r remember o our

An actual honest to god store and you bought something.

An adventure I was having.

An equally valid theory.

An offer you rejected, so here's your last chance.

An offer you rejected, so here's your last chance.

And [Distorted] I will eat your world.

And 40% revealing that the robbery already happened,

And a box of these, uh, chocolates, sugar free.

And a mesopotamian god named "way."

And a savage critic of the heisting arts.

And add one double cross with a switcheroo.

And after that?

And as far as continuity goes, the reset button's been hit.

And assigned to execute you.

And be whatever the [bleep] we want.

And buried it with, like, two little kicks

And can never die, so that's a little offensive to

And certain death, certain death, certain death.

And check out each other's kinks, you know?

And do whatever you want to do, you know, forever.

And doesn't that mean those two could be anywhere?

And drop the Hitler stuff.

And ended up causing a lot of genocide

And even after a shower,

And even if I did, why would we take turns

And even then, I will break out,

And every dragon we could find, yeah?

And flesh drops for every one of us in the spore hive

And frankly, your bar has a lot of ceiling fans.

And get a tissue sample from the corpse.

And get the [bleep] outta here.

And get us two first class tickets to Florida.

And go on an epic adventure later today, you know, like

And goomby, all grappling with

And have a soul orgy with your sister and grandpa

And he's going to set us free.

And he's not worth our time

And his kingdom...

And how much I needed to hear it,

And how you ruined it for yourself

And I don't feel like emptying the jug

And I don't mean a bad impression of HBO.

And I don't mind joining her.

And I found a new podcast we can listen to tonight.

And I had the perfect job.

And I just want to put up these Christmas lights,

And I programmed you to believe that.

And I still have memories of a completely different life.

And I think I love you. Me, too.

And I'd be honored to have Ron Howard involved.

And I'm not sharing that centipede.

And I'm not the one that's gonna figure it out.

And I'm putting a glass to the wall, and I'm listening.

And I'm... I'm so proud of you.

And I've actually got a pitch meeting there today at 3:30.

And if I die, it'll be on your ass.

And if the goal is to make something up,

And insert it into the clone compiler.

And it expires in a couple of hours.

And it kept getting me killed by Nazis.

And it kind of gets, ugh, stuck in your throat?

And just go with the flow, nice and Zen, baby.

And just left it here like a land mine.

And killed it with a hubcap,

And leaves without Morty, it means he's going to go poop.

And leaving me out of them.

And linking unrelated narrative fields.

And look at wet eggs, you know? Can we just go?

And look for something to sting tonight.

And making you float around it for eternity

And maybe watch some interdimensional cable?

And mother your fucking face out of your stupid asshole.

And move past this whole thing. He's a free young man.

And my Amazon wish list. Let's go, Morty.

And my butthole is a demolitions expert.

And my grandpa had to scan its planet's culture

And nobody's taken our tickets.

And none of them are sandwiches.

And now I know.

And now she's... Sleepy.

And now we can just be ourselves.

And now we do, thanks to Chichi.

And now your shoes are heavier than air,

And now, with these missiles,

And people to tell them.

And probably fenced it

And regular Elon can be a little bit controlling.

And scarier to unite against, you little idiot.

And sees 25 Phish shows a year.

And sell vitamins or something?

And show me some basic ass integers?

And sort of un unpack all this.

And started having fun.

And take your girlfriend with you.

And talk to each other about something...

And that was fucked up.

And that's the end of the "Morty Gets a Dragon" episode.

And the crew assemblies are the worst part!

And the name's Glar!

And the next hit will cost you 30 bucks.

And their plan is to sort of not have a plan,

And then later I thought we were gonna die

And then this big awesome twist where there's, like,

And then, the police stole the paintings

And there is a version of Tony that was completely evil

And there's no time to argue about it.

And there's someone out there waiting for you, I, uh

And there's this other crew they put together,

And they're gonna be even stupider with it.

And think about how nobody wants to be around you

And this little monster may think he's gotten away,

And this one will notbe directed by Ron Howard.He's gonna go poop.

And to make sure the sentence is passed,

And too little about love.

And tried to kill the whole world and stuff.

And tried to take over. What?

And unlike everywhere else, I'm too busy to help you.

And used it to automate a joyless process you call art?

And we all know that at the end of this line,

And we owe it all to everyone's input.

And we shall drive away from here and die.

And we'll grab a couple of hover chairs on the way there.

And we're in a toy train?

And what did you do today?

And whatever we plan will be canceled out

And who's up for changing things around here?

And why all of us will be taking our orders from Randotron.

And why, uh, doesn't your mouth move when you talk?

And you a talking cat at the same time?

And you can Mm! Ah!

And you did it. You went into a store

And you have no idea how to maintain it.

And you make me [bleep] sick.

And you seriously don't see how that's a slippery slope?

And you tell him, uh, the toilet's all his.

And you took that in stride?!

And you will be canceled.

And you will be owned or slain.

And you wonder why we aren't fans.

And you'll be doing it through two holes.

And you've been great. Yeah.

And your place is nothing.

And, like, suck each other off

And, uh, is anyone here an Uber driver?

And, uh, this is a kit you can use to clone a new son.

And, uh, this is totally different.

And, um, you can eat butt if you want, I guess.

Andhave fun condescending.

Another double cross, but then, um, but

Another heist question from a fan?

Any snake over 50 bucks yearns for the beyond.

Anyone caught harboring it is also a slut.

Anyone else want legs?

Anyway, he tells a different version of the story

Anyway, I'll be late. I love you.

Anyways, uh, just wanted to drop these off,

Apparently, it doesn't matter.

Are just three of Sanchez's Five!

Are living their wildest, meaningless dreams

Are there things rick sanchez holds sacred after all?

Are these two gonna hook up?

Are they alive? Of course.

Are you being sarcastic? Merchandise, morty.

Are you face huggers or industrialists?

Are you gonna slay it?

Are you guys sure that's safe?

Are you kidding me?

Are you making clones down here?

Are you not hearing this insane conversation?

Are you sure?

Aren't you gonna join us in the pooping?

Aren't you gonna join us, Tony?

As a flash mummified corpse,

As a preapp civilization,

As not much of a loss.

As the latest planet to develop our app,

As you can see, my client is speaking nonsense.

As you command.

As you're gonna get from a time travel story.

Ask the Saudis.

Assembling calling card.

At a lower standard than this, I guess.

At least jerking off tracks for my character, you know?

At least now maybe

At least tell me what this death is

At least use the downtime to reset the acid lowerer.

At least, like I wish my dad kept bees.

At the soul.

At this point, Heistotron has become large enough

Automated male voice: You have 470,000 messages.

Available now in the citadel of ricks.

Aw, are you fucking kidding me?

Aw, come on, man.

Aw, geez.

Aw, man, I I wanted to go to Boob World.

Aw, man, I I wanted to go to Boob World.

Aw, man. It's so annoying.

Aw, why can't couples that start out cheating ever end up happy?

Aw... Gimme that.

Baby bee? I missed you so much.

Backup. Data. Operation. Phoenix. Initiated.

Backup. Data. Operation. Phoenix. Initiated.

Baloney and an orange.

Balthromaw, by soul bonding with multiple riders,

Balthromaw: What's the saying?

Barkeep. A drink for my colleague.

Based on two heist movies I slept through

Because he's a hack piece of shit!

Because I do what I want.

Because if it's too easy to get there,

Because if they are,

Because it's a lie.

Because it's Christmas, I'm gonna do you a favor.

Because of how fulfilled he was.

Because of some app with a really dumb,

Because of what we couldn't predict

Because she took you away from me!

Because someone's gotta stand up for what's right.

Because the police were us in police outfits.

Because they don't ask questions.

Because we're both geniuses?

Because you have monster teeth.

Because you're a huge piece of shit.

Because you're a loser.

Because you're a sad old fart?

Because you're the wrong color, snake."

Because your number is not in my phone.

Because your soul got tangled in a dirty.... Ah!

Before I came and [bleep] it all up.

Before the ticking clock on your suit gets to zero.

Before they slithered into extinction

Before this semester's over,

Before we spent all day on it.

Before you've burnt us out.

Behind the mall. Over.

Bet you didn't see that coming.

Beth, I am so touched

Beth, your son is dying! Say goodbye!

Beth: Hi, you went directly to voicemail

Beth: Honey, why can't you get this excited about your SATs?

Better get that door.

Better, uh Better go right now.

Bible saurus. You made it.

Big man holding a big rock,

Big season finale right there, you know?

Bist du faschistisch?

Bleed here and here.

Blueprints are plans, Elon Tusk,

Bonus!

Both: That was my plan the whole time.

Both: Your skills are required for a job.

Boy, oh boy, huh? This guy's a genius, but at

Breaker of sky, slayer of mountain.

Breaker one nine, this is Jerry Smith.

Bully him!

Burping semi improvised dialogue about how nothing matters,

But but that was part of the other guy's plan, and

But after three months, nobody is any closer to the truth.

But at what price, you know?

But do you know what a peanut butter gargoyle is?

But first, something silly?

But for real, has anyone seen him?

But he believes in us, morty.

But he didn't even save christmas in that story.

But he invented portal tech?

But he's right about one thing.

But here's here's the world as I see it.

But I guess it brought us closer together, you know?

But I think this world cares too much about bands

But I vote you don't do that?

But I'd really like to go.

But I'm giving you an A plus in confidence.

But I've got nowhere to go.

But if you can find the hangar,

But instead, they dedicated themselves

But it dreams of removing all the air from your body

But it was an emergency, Rick.

But it was hardly the best time

But it won't be to the police.

But it's never too late to accept christ.

But not in any ways that matter.

But not like this, right?

But not with him holding that tank.

But remember, there's always someone there for us.

But something about the tones and frequencies

But the greatest invention of all

But then I thought about whyyou were saying it,

But then we reveal those things

But there is something called the court of public opinion

But this is working pretty good so far.

But we would have to kill the wizard to be free.

But we're using your gross, dirty [bleep]

But we've been thinking it's time for a new chapter.

But yes, take the toothpick out of her mouth.

But you are down with fascist dystopias, right?

But you arespending time with your family.

But you can't share a toilet?

But you showed us life is about more than that.

But you weren't sure I was good enough at karate,

But, hey, not gonna waste this opportunity.

But, um, I'm down to clown.

But, you know, it's a big deal to me, and I've

Buy another one, morty.

Buy it ironically. Buy it sincerely. Just buy it.

Buy it now. Look it up. It's real.

By a doctor woman.

By being shrimp instead of fascists.

By Heistotron's reveal that our plan was part of its plan.

By redirecting our suppressed sexual energies.

By the never ending assembly of a meaningless crew.

By the way, annoying that I even have to ask,

By the way, you might not want to answer that.

By then, of course, he had left toys

By whose command?

By... getting their car.

Bye.

Bye.

C Could use a little more mystery.

Calculate Miles Knightley's current heist plan

Can do!

Can I come out with you, Rick?No, I've seen this movie.

Can I get a laser whip?

Can I look at a photo of my wife while you kill me?

Can we do things while we wait?

Can you alter the course of a species' evolution

Can you alter the course of a species' evolution

Can you alter the course of being a giant fucking nerd?

Can you just marry us instead?

Can you pass the acid?

Can you recognize the sound of a man's pants

Can you walk me through something?

Can't take it down. I'm just an intern.

Can't wait. Whoa!

Can't you just buy a guest badge?

Careful you don't get heartburn.

Casing of planet initiated.

Cat: So?

Certain death, certain death, certain death, uncertain death.

Cha ching. "Small Soldiers" Spin Pops?

Chachi!Fuck Chachi, Morty.

Chachi.

Cheap shots? Morty, we were literally

Check it. Is that brand new,

Check this shit out. Watch this.

Chill out, dude. Slut!

Christopher Walken gave me after a record session.

Christopher Walken: Flat tire you should be...walkin'.

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

Clap, clap.

Clap. Clap.

Clap. Slow clap achieved.

Clap. Well done, Rick.

Classic Rick....from an alternate version

Closer.

Come here, little guy.

Come on and hurry.

Come on, hurry up.

Come on, Mom. Let's go home.

Come on, Morty, for [bleep] sake.

Come on, Morty.

Come on, Morty. Let's go.

Come on. I can't steer this.

Come on. Just met.[ Cellphone beeps ]

Come on. Was it really that hard?

Come on. What are we doing?

Come poop with me. Poop with me, Tony.

Come to my yacht and bring your cat.

Come to your house, kick down your door,

Come, Tony. Come on.

Comes with car after car of enemies, lovers,

Commencing getting out of here before they get wise.

Committed relationships.

Compiling crew members most likely to double cross.

Computer, you might want to put a rush on this.

Computer: Cutting corners.

Congratulations on making it into print media.

Connect with me. Tell me about your day.

Considering the time, Cassiopeia's primary star

Consume, morty.

Could be a twister. Mm hmm!

Could've used rudolph tonight!

Crap.

D Do they kill you?

D Don't touch it. Oh, I'm gonna touch it.

Dad, are you okay?

Dad, did you promise Morty a dragon?

Dad, I want to say something.

Dad, you can, and you have to.

Dad, you hardly put any syrup on.

Dad? Oh, my god! Honey. Sweetie.

Dad? There's a way we do this now.

Damn it!

Damn, feels kinda good when there's no guilt, huh?

Damn, Morty, you're bad at math,

Damn, your Morty sucks.

Damn. He's jacked.

Danny Publits from Lovefinderrz with two "R's" and a "Z"?

Deal with this shit on your own.

Dear God.

Death crystals show you how you're gonna die.

Death. Mother[bleep] Summer!

Debrah, stop. We are the slut dragons.

Debranavox: No spells can do that.

Deep voice: Pure [bleep] gutter.

Deep voice: Story train. Story train.

Deep voice: They. Have. No. Souls.

Define "total." marcus,

Definitely gonna get shot by this guy;

Did it work?

Did she have fun, too?

Did something happen to Elon Musk in your own reality?

Did we at least learn something?

Did we crash?

Did you bring us in so that everybody would be here

Did you develop an app?

Did you find out why he can talk?

Did you get any of that?

Did you get any of that?

Did you get any of that?

Did you get it?He helped me escape prison.

Did you get the Ultimate Cube?

Did you hear nothing I said?

Did you know humans are 80% water?

Did you scan his brain?Yeah.

Did you want to develop an app?

Didn't you create the disguises?

Dissolve to a clam shaped sun

Do do youhave a weapon?

Do I know you?

Do I look like I know?

Do we have to fight him?

Do you always need Rick to tell you what's going on?

Do you have a crew? Yes.

Do you indulge in volcanic fumes?

Do you know how many adventures we could get out

Do you know how much [bleep] I've had to deal with?

Do you need to go to the hospital?

Do you really like it? I didn't think you'd even care.

Do you remember getting on it?

Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?

Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?

Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?

Do you want to develop an app?

Do you wish to eat, maybe bond a little?

Does there have to be an evil plan?

Does your house look like a tree, or...

Doing it alone or together. Making sure to keep our eyes

Doing stuff. Sometimes not doing stuff.

Doing this tonight. You're god damn right

Don't ask why I can talk.

Don't blame others for your bad decisions.

Don't even bother looking.

Don't forget your voicemail.

Don't fuck with time.You don't fuck with time.

Don't get drawn into the culture, Morty.

Don't I have the right to be happy? To exist?

Don't insult my craft.

Don't leave a message.

Don't let it sit for 12

Don't look at me. I'm afraid of snakes.

Don't move! Too soon!

Don't open that.I'm not an idiot.

Don't talk to me like Like I'm thirsty?

Don't tell me how to enjoy things.

Don't tell me what to do!

Don't tell me you gained sentience

Don't train your child to lie, Jerry,

Don't turn around. I'll explain later.

Don't use your dead wife as an excuse.

Don't you want to see how your story ends?!

Downbeat.

Drop it! Drop the tank.

Drop the tank! Drop it!

Duck!

Dude, I'm sure you've got, like,

Dude, it's when you take the chick,

Dying with Jessica...

E Seize them?! What?! I've seen ♪

Each other and water.

Earth? Probably Earth?

Eat its own tail.

Ecto Cooler juice box from 1989?

Eh, he says he has nothing to do with your talking.

Eh, it's an app you'd want to develop.

Eh, not today.

Eh, who needs dreams?

Eh, who needs dreams?

Eh. You got that skull, buddy?

Empress, is everything alright? Ummm...

Enjoy this toilet with a thousand of me

Enjoy using it all by yourself while you sit there

Enjoy your dragon.

Especially that guy up there.

Even after it bit his ankle.

Even if I get thrown in prison for non consensual mothering.

Even though, you know, 'tis the season.

Everybody stop, stop!

Everyone around the office knew about Steve and Bruce.

Everyone give me tickeeeeeettttttts!

Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring.

Exactly, because no answer would be satisfying.

Except when the rule is tattooed on an alien's forehead, Dad.

Excuse me! Are you Veltriloquiver?

Excuse me?

Execute her.

Executing heist.

Expires, like he'll fall out of the sky?

Extra credit!

Faster? Good idea, Morty.

Father of omens! Give me blood beyond sight!

Female voice: Emergency continuity deployed.

Ff gg sp spa ffggarrow

Fight them with your heavy special time.

Figures you'd be higher status in Lame World.

Filling up with rain?

Finally.

Find and kill those earthlings.

Fine, yeah, I'm in.

Fine. I'll get one, too.

First crew to heist the skull wins.

First off, I always slay it, queen.

First, they take the dinglepop.

Five of my friends got Netflix deals.

Fix him.

Flame throwers next time, for sure.

Flesh intruder, prepare to die.

Followed by whatever it says on their name tag,

For [bleep] sake, how long have you been hatched?

For a couple of generations,

For African American Women's Studies.

For an antivenom, and they found this.

For at least two full minutes.

For cutesy name news, I'm uncle nibbles.

For putting my students in the hospital.

For re entering at this threshold.

For starters, I just need to get to Forbodulon Prime

For sure. For sure.

For the rest of the day.

For this heist movie that I'm writing.

For this terrifying battle by remembering

For three episodes, Summer.

For, like, 16 years, at least.

Forgot he was there, haha.

Four. You can't stop me from loving who I love, Mom.

From a universe that takes whatever it wants.

From now on, Rick and Morty doing a little of this and a little of that.

From someone that had to be reminded that you exist?

From the the the the 241st.

From the When the prisoners sing it?

From the plots of three David Lynch movies

From your fucking dragon?

Fuck this.[ Cellphone bloops ]

Fuck you. Takes one to know one.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. All right.

Fucked up story and letting snake time travel

Fucking disgusting! Get out of here!

Fucking dumb. All right.

Fucking soul teasers.

Fucking thing.

Full circle!

Fully clothed

Fully immersive flat tire indication experience.

Fully immersive from here on out.

Fuuuuuuu

Garage, isolate Summer's voice and play back.

Gaslighting doesn't exist.

Gee, I don't know, Nancy.

Geez, I don't see why you have to be smug about it.

Geez, what a horrible way to die.

Geez, you guys don't have to be dicks about it, all right?

Geez, you're really thispissed about my mom making sure

Geez, your dad sucks. All right, Morty.

Geez. Oh, man.

Generated by a chip that "real" Rick put in your spine.

Get get it off the server.

Get behind me. I will protect

Get him, Rick!

Get out of Florida, you overthinking cat.

Get out of here, jerk!

Get out of here, Summer!

Get out!

Get out! Get out!

Get out.

Get outta here, Morty!

Get over here, mother fuckerWhat the fuck you think you doing?

Get the [bleep] out of here, Elon!

Get the fuck out of here, Michael!Shut up, Michael!

Get the fuck out of here!

Get the fuck out of here.

Get the hell out of here!

Get to that portal, you slut.

Get together... in our 40s?

Get what, a hug?

Get your shit together, Lair Wrecker.

Getting these new Tusklas out the door,

Gimme dat new soul mate.

Give give gimme give grandpa a kiss.

Give me some. Ahh

Give me the wheel, Morty.

Give you 20 bucks for it.[ Chuckles ] Nice try.

Glootie ootie ooh!

Glootie, go make some photocopies of something.Cool.

Glootie? Good?

Glory to Glorzo.

Glorzo is law. Silence.

Glorzo is peace.

Glorzo is peace.

Glorzo Morty: The future is Glorzo!

Glorzo: This is what we get for evolving?

Go ahead and open the hatch to the subterranean lab.

Go nuts!

Go to Brenner Ass.

Go to hell, Rick. Come on, Jerry.