Cheers - Season 1 Edit

A $200 GIFT CERTIFICATE

A big company like this, they spelled it wrong.

A big company like this, they spelled it wrong.

A Bloody Mary coming up.

A book promotion party.

A book?

A BUNCH OF BEAVERS COULD HAVE CHEWED ON IT

A bunch of borderline humans stand around

A COCKTAIL WAITRESS IN THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD.

A couple of days. Sure. l guess so.

A couple of other chicks said so, too.

A dime says l can drink the old shot without touching the old chapeau.

A dime?

A doctorate changes a man.

A five minute head start?

A game of chance, simple cut of the cards.

A girl who moved into my building today. I helped her move some stuff.

A gunslinger at quarterback? No. A linebacker they get.

A guy in the men's room, Sam, writes some terrific stuff.

A history of being abusive with customers.

A HORSE'S BUTT.

A KISS IS WHERE YOU START, ISN'T IT?

A KITCHEN HELPER FOOD PROCESSOR!

A lady does not ask her chauffeur how much he stole from her dead husband.

A LADY STOPPED ME,

A little bit more to the left, guys.

A little louder, they can't hear you in the back.

A lot of ingredients in a Bloody Mary.

A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THAT.

A lot of those guys lay low by making small money off dumb saps.

A man winks at me and l'm three months along.

A member of your family?

A moment ago you were encouraging it.

A moment ago, he was 85 years old.

A monk?

A poor unthinking creature like that?

A POSTMAN OR A PIGEON?

A really intelligent woman would see your line of BS a mile away.

A really intelligent woman would see your line of BS a mile away.

A recent minute?

A REGULAR PERSON FOR ONCE.

A remark a customer dropped just a moment ago.

A salesman came by this morning with these new napkins.

A SCREWDRIVER, PLEASE.

A serving girl.

A shame such an astute observer of human nature is stuck behind a bar.

A SIX MONTHS' WORTH OF FREE DRY CLEANING AT RITZ CLEANERS!

A taut, absorbing psychological drama.

A thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it.

A thousand cars on the turnpike, they find mine.

A toga party? Where they dress up in sheets?

A white wine spritzer with a twist,

A white wine spritzer, an Old Bushmill Irish decaf, no sugar.

A wonderful idea, but where would l look?

A young man killed an old man.

A.M. BOSTON?

About Mrs Tortelli's children.

About putting romance back in your marriage.

ABOUT THAT DO NOTHING CONGRESS DOWN THERE IN D.C.?

About time you got around to Mayday.

ABSOLUT, PLEASE.

Absolutely not.

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Go on. Right now.

ABSOLUTELY. HA HA HA!

Absolutely. You OK?

Action!

Actually, Coach, we just dated the one time.

Actually, I was going for a coffee.

Actually, it's quite peppy.

Actually, l was looking for bugs.

Actually, l... l'm really quite afraid.

Adolescent men are...

Afraid of what, Mommy?

After a while, l figured

After game, your room?

After listening to two hours' worth of frostbite and famine,

After our moonlight drive up to the Cape,

After seeing Ordinary People, l've tried to get my kids interested.

After ten minutes, if you aren't totally mesmerised by its beauty,

After the game, I like to sit back, light up a cigar

AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

Afternoon, everybody.

Afterwards, I tried to convince myself that I'd imagined that colour,

Afterwards, I tried to convince myself that I'd imagined that colour,

Afterwards, we can stop off at the hotel for a bite.

Again? He's been out with a different dolly every night.

Again? He's been out with a different dolly every night.

AH, QUE LASTIMA.

AH, YES. I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK

AH...A BUNCH OF WAITRESSES SERVE DRINKS, AND ONE OF THEM WINS.

AHEM.

AHEM. ST. PAULIE GIRL.

AHEM. THIS KIND.

Akin to athletics. She also lettered in three sports.

Alien. Buckets.

All but one.

All but one.

ALL I EVER GET FROM SAM IS ADOLESCENT FLIRTATION.

All l need to know is when he can't beat that.

All l said was he doesn't sound like he knows what he's talking about.

All of a sudden, all I can think about is how stupid they are.

All of a sudden, all I can think about is how stupid they are.

All of a sudden, the city of Boston's in love with him.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

All right, everybody line up for the ugliest tongue contest.

ALL RIGHT, I WANT THIS TO BE A SURPRISE.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE, HUH?

All right, Mr Matchmaker, you're on. Let's set each other up.

ALL RIGHT, SO I CAN'T DO IT.

ALL RIGHT!

All right.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. JUST PUT IT DOWN.

ALL RIGHT. OK, COACH.

ALL RIGHT. WHEN I DO IT,

All that laughing and stuff?

All that laughing and stuff?

ALL THAT WEIRD STUFF FLOATIN' AROUND.

All the beer you can cry into for a buck.

All the better.

ALL THE JEALOUSY I FELT FOR MY BROTHER OVER THE YEARS

All the more reason to grab some youth.

All the regulars left, Sammy.

All the tangible remains of our dear one."

All the women I really enjoy.

All the women I really enjoy.

All these people at the bar and no one introduced us.

All this talk has gotten me excited. What the hell? Let's do it now!

All we need worry about now is Eddie taking my bar.

Allow me to dispel your misconceptions.

Almost everybody.

Alphabetically by height, over here.

Alright, Coach.

Alright, Coach.

Alright, everybody, just act natural.

Alright, everybody, just act natural.

Alright, gentlemen.

Alright, here's a little known fact. The smartest animal is the pig.

Alright, l'll ask him. Sam?

Alright, l'll do it.

Alright, let me see if I have the decadence straight.

Alright, Norman!

Alright, we got tip off time here.

Alright, yes, l feel cheap.

Alright, yes, sir. Norm, do you know a Gus?

Alright, yes, sir. Norm, do you know a Gus?

Alright,... when you put it that way. The thing is....

Alright!

Alright!

Alright!

Alright? OK. Thanks.

Alright. I'll tell you.

Alright. l'll be the... What d'you call the guy who brings the money?

Alright. l'll buy it.

Alright. l'll try something. How did it go?

Alright. Our prayers are answered. Normie, babe.

Alright. When he gets out of the showers,

Alright. Why do you drink ice cold beer on a hot day?

Although l like it, but you don't have to.

Always do. See you, pal. See you, folks.

Always the high road.

Amazing.

AN ABSOLUT SCREWDRIVER,

An evening of unbridled bestial pleasure.

An ID?

An intelligent woman would see right through that.

An intelligent woman would see right through that.

An order.

An unexamined life is not worth living.

And 53 minutes.

And a great deal to look forward to with hope.

And a nibble.

And a scratch.

And a whole bunch of other stuff. Come on, Celtics, go!

AND ALL CONTESTS LIKE IT.

And all of your children will be named as my beneficiaries.

AND ALL THAT KIND OF THING,

AND ALL YOU NICE PEOPLE HERE AT THE BAR

AND AREN'T WE ALL? GOOD LUCK.

AND AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,

AND ASK FOR THE SPITFIRE?

And Becky Bannerman, the high school gymnast, is on a field trip.

And besides, you owe me a favour.

AND CALL IT THE DOUBLE "D."

AND DOESN'T HIDE BEHIND THAT TOUGH JOCK FACADE,

And don't be afraid of the dark

And enjoy a Fields Light Beer.

And enlighten me as to what my future holds?

And everything is back to normal.

AND FOR ENTERTAINING AT HOME,

And get a glass with lipstick on it or crud at the bottom.

And getting slapped around by cheap dames.

And guys dancing and exchanging phone numbers.

And have a new will drawn up

AND HE COULD DO A BETTER JOB.

AND HE WANTS ME TO GO WITH HIM.

And his strange clause in the will,

And I don't care what I have to do to get it.

And I don't put your tongue in the blender.

AND I DON'T?

And I found myself walking around in the cold,

And I found myself walking around in the cold,

AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS CONTEST

And I know, it's crazy and irrational,

AND I LIKE BEING A WAITRESS.

AND I THINK HE'S INTERESTED IN ME, TOO.

And I thought, "Who would take care of Elizabeth?"

AND I THREW IT ALL AWAY FOR THIS.

And I would hate to see that turned into something sexual.

AND I WOULD LIKE ONE DAY

AND I'D LIKE TO BE AN ARTIST.

AND I'LL BE SERVING YOU.

AND I'LL HAVE A SMALL SHERRY.

And I'll have to start going out with girls.

AND I'M DELIGHTED TO BE YOUR WAITRESS THIS EVENING.

And I'm not gonna be able to feed little Sammy Tortelli.

And I'm now going to reward myself by getting out of here.

And I've been raising them alone and it's been damned hard.

And if l get home and you've flushed the car keys again, you've had it.

AND IF THERE'S NOBODY'S THERE TO HEAR IT,

AND IF YOU WIN, WE'LL BE SEEING YOU ON A.M. BOSTON.

AND IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS,

And incredibly married!

And it appears to be.

AND IT IS LATE AFTERNOON.

And it just stays there, it floats.

AND IT PUTS KIND OF A STRAIN ON ME.

And it took me years to really forget how being poor felt.

And it would stop me.

AND IT'S PERFECT.

And l bet that's not even his real lips.

And l wanna dance with cheap women.

And l wanted to meet him so badly that l threw myself at him.

And l will clear a path for you.

And l'll get back to you.

And l'm glad not everybody feels like you do.

And l'm not one. But you are.

AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

And listen to you tell me how good Sam was?

AND LISTENING TO A GOOD CONVERSATION.

AND MAYBE IN SOME SMALL WAY,

And my mother was incredibly social.

And nobody's gonna change my mind.

And nobody's gonna change my mind.

And not to be entered into lightly,

And now Harvard Yard.

And now he's leading the league in early showers.

And now I may be losing him

AND NOW YVONNE WILL WAIT ON THE JUDGES,

And often as the 'hair of the dog that bit you'.''

AND ONE GIN AND TONIC.

And one more thing I like. Brandee.

And one more thing I like. Brandee.

AND PERFECT FOR LATE IN THE EVENING?

AND PRODDED LIKE A SIDE OF BEEF IS FUN?

And remembering the couple of good times we had.

And Sam used you to make me jealous and then when push came to shove,

AND SAW THE TREE LAYING ON THE GROUND.

And see her as a mere sex object.

AND SEE WHAT HE DOES.

AND SO I DUCKED IN AND THOUGHT I'D HAVE A QUICK ONE.

And spit on the floor.

And tell him you never want to see him again.

And tell him you never want to see him again.

And tells stories about himself to have fun with people, right?

AND THAT I WON'T DO IT.

And that you would have a lonely life.

And the awful sound stopped.

And the butt of jokes, l should make more money.

And the day before that, l had... stubbing something.

And the last thing l want is for you to tell me,

And the phrase "magnificent pagan beast" has never left your mind.

And the Red Sox take the field...

And the relative activity of the Van Allen radiation belt.

And the Sox, zip.

And the sweet silver song of a lark

And their totalitarian regime.

AND THEN GENTLY LOWERED IT TO THE GROUND, CLIFF.

And then grinds away slow with coolers and hop toads,

And then it comes out so stupid.

AND THEN THEY PICK THE FINALISTS.

And then we can talk.

And then,...

And there are none in here right now?

And there is substantial grounds for cause of action.

And they liked what they saw.

And they're allowed to vote and drive cars.

And they're always glad you came.

And this concludes another day of programming.

AND THIS YEAR CHEERS IS GOING TO WIN.

And tomorrow I'll feel better.

And we could talk about what I'd do about the crisis in the Mideast.

And we don't care for your kind."

And we will some new pleasures prove."

AND WE'RE HAPPY.

AND WELCOME TO THE 45th ANNUAL

And when people find out Mayday Malone is on,

And when she comes, she lulls my pain;

And when she goes, what pangs arise.''

And when the others walk in, he yells out,

And where better than here to study life in all its many facets?

AND WHILE YOU'RE UP THERE FLOATING AROUND,

And who are you?

AND WHO HAS TO FOOT THE BILL?

And wouldn't understand if I drew him a picture" look.

And you can bet that it won't be waiting tables.

And you didn't want to take advantage of that.

And you don't full feel with Field, you just full fine.

AND YOU WON'T.

And you'll never walk alone

And you're afraid she'll stop getting you commercials

AND YOU'RE KIND OF HUNGRY AT THE MOMENT DOESN'T MEAN THAT

And you're not exactly swamped here. I'm usually punctual.

And you're schlepping drinks?

AND YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT.

And your hair's combed just right, and I'm standing back a ways,

And your nose is running.

AND YOUR SKINNY COWORKER.

And your son's not?

And your son's not?

And, Barbara, your depth frightens me.

AND...

And... l was sort of hoping that you'd tell me what it's about.

And... l'll tell you, l would be happy to teach you how to do it.

Andy Andy and I will have fun fun.

Andy Andy.

Andy, I'd like you to meet Diane. And this is Gretchen.

Andy. Why?

Angela Adams.

Another beer, Norm?

Another beer, Norm?

Another beer, Norm?

Another fascinating fact from the answer geek.

Another rooster in your henhouse.

Another save.

Another save.

Answer me one question.

Any bird dogger knows him. He runs paper and cubes,

Any interesting stories, call me. lt's one of the joys of bartending.

Any one of us starts a little fight Knows he can trust on me

Any sex in it?

Any time you put a "former" in front of a name,

Any two people who have come to this point

Anybody have any money down on the coffee pot?

Anyone having something intelligent to say can follow me.

Anyone with half a brain can see through his petty scams and tricks.

Anything he did, it was great.

ANYTIME, SAM.

Anywhere but Via Milano.

Apples to be polished and fannies to be kissed, l'll be there.

Appreciate what you've got. Live for today. Go for it, Sam!

Are professional athletes better between the old wamsuttas

ARE SO AFRAID OF BEING VULNERABLE TO REJECTION

Are taken away when we can't afford to lose them.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

Are you alright?

Are you alright?

ARE YOU AS TURNED ON AS I AM?

ARE YOU CRAZY?

Are you crazy? He's nuts about her.

Are you drunk now?

Are you gonna go outside and split the winnings?

Are you happy with the money?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Are you kidding? He was a great drunk.

Are you kidding? I've been through it a thousand times with the kids.

Are you nuts? They're up to their ears in linebackers!

Are you OK?

Are you one of his better jobs?

Are you proud of what you did today?

Are you ready, Mr Fiedler?

Are you ready? l'll be right back.

Are you Sam?

Are you saying that I'm too dumb to date smart women?

Are you saying that I'm too dumb to date smart women?

Are you sure? Your computer wouldn't be pulling your leg?

Arlene Abrams.

AROUND HERE, HUH?

As a matter of fact, I don't have a problem.

As a matter of fact, if you don't marry Carla, I'm going to.

As a player, his team mates called him Red.

As I recall, you had a darned good hard slider.

As l recall my Emily Post,

As long as we're here, let's celebrate with some champagne.

As of right now, Carla Tortelli is no longer a Red Sox fan.

As soon as Sam comes out here, it's dinner for two at his place.

As soon as Sam comes out here, it's dinner for two at his place.

As usual, Mr Malone has his brains caught in his zipper.

Ask her out?

ASK ME NICE.

ASK ME NICE.

At any rate, l would love to see some of your work.

At exactly 50 feet, six inches.

AT LEAST I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.

At least my dates don't count the number of letters in sentences.

At least this year we eat.''

At the end of a storm is a golden light

At the Y. We do a lot of swimming, kicking, all your basic water sports.

Attractive. Yeah, attractive.

Australian rules football.

AW, COME ON, LIGHTEN UP, WILL YOU?

AW, HEY, COME ON, DON'T FEEL SO BAD.

Aye, aye, skipper.

Back in the real city, they call me Big Eddie.

Back to a fraternity house in the '50s.

Back to a fraternity house in the '50s.

Bambi.

Barbara was home. She said I can come over.

Barbara, that's very human of you. I'll be right over.

Barkeep, a little service, please.

Bartenders' intuition.

Baseball!

Based on the fact that he has a long name that you can all pronounce,

BASICALLY IT'S PERSONALITY AND CUSTOMER SERVICE

Basketball was invented in the US, right?

Basketball was invented thousands of years ago

BE BACK IN A JIFF...

BE ENTERED IN A CONTEST LIKE THAT?

Be part of the workforce?

Because Carla wouldn't give me a second look before that.

BECAUSE I LIKE YOU BETTER.

Because l can see the door reflected in your beautiful eyes.

Because l was afraid of class warfare.

Because my life

Because my love has come to me.''

Because she's watching that silly game.

Because the heat from the lights will crack the felt.

BECAUSE THIS YEAR THE CONTEST IS BEING HELD

Because we both listen to people's problems all day?

Because you assumed that your husband

Because your hair was red?

Bedrock is gonna be a very lonely little town!

Beer?

Beer. With two Es.

Beer. With two Es.

BEFORE MY SECOND BEER.

BEFORE SHE GOT HERE.

Before we start, Sam Malone, come up here.

BEFORE YOU CAME HERE, I WAS A HAPPY MAN!

Before you came to work at this bar,

Before you made a living with your body.

BEFORE YOU MET ME THAN YOU ARE NOW?

Before you say anything,

Belched the whole 23rd Psalm at the talent show once.

Believe it or not, l actually prefer a man who's thick and ordinary.

Believe it or not, l'm having a lot of fun just being out here by myself.

Believe it or not, l'm really sorry this happened.

Believe me, athletes take their pants off one leg at a time, like anybody.

Believe me, l have seen her depressed.

Believe me, l know what l'm talkin' about.

Believe me, sex is not that important.

Ben Hur. The boys in that galley sweat like pigs.

BERMUDA!

BERMUDA!

Besides everything else, it was our anniversary.

Besides, if she saw the dazzling beauty who's about to succeed her,

Besides, l don't like the idea of somebody else plucking my pigeons.

Best sports report in town.

Better give me a tall one in case I like it.

Better give me a tall one in case I like it.

Better than Vera.

Between Nietzsche and Schopenhauer.

Bid a fond adieu to Boston, the hub of New England.

Big trees up there, you know.

Biting. ls that what you're into?

Black Label over, Bloody Mary, a shot of vodka.

Black Label over, Bloody Mary, a shot of vodka.

Blasphemy

Blast. Now l've bloody well done it.

Blonde.

Bloody Mary without Tabasco, and with extra Tabasco.

Bloody Mary without Tabasco, and with extra Tabasco.

BLUE EYED CHILDREN EVERYWHERE.

Boggs is waiting outside to drive us.

Bon appétit.

Boog Powell's coming up.

Boston... stinks.

Boy am l glad you could make it tonight.

Boy, it's nice and warm in here. My apartment is freezing.

Boy, she is good.

Boy, sounds like the stick lady's having a good time, doesn't it?

Boy, that guy sure chewed your ear off, Coach.

Boy, that was inspiring!

Boy, that's good.

Boy, that's good.

Boy, the world was a lot simpler then.

Boy, this cologne must be doing its stuff.

Boy, this party stinks.

Boys, it looks like your idol has fallen.

Brandee with two Es?

Brandee with two Es?

Brandee. With two Es.

Brandee. With two Es.

BRED AND EDUCATED TO WALK WITH KINGS,

Bring him in here for a drink, catch some dinner upstairs.

Built for cheap laughs, wild times and easy sex

Built for cheap laughs, wild times and easy sex.

BUT A NICE APPEARANCE CAN'T HURT.

But after a while l said to myself, ''To hell with her. l'm me.''

But after l volunteered, l realised l never threw a party.

But are you aware l'm the only person in this bar who's not in that book?

But bear in mind, you are in an alien camp.

BUT BEFORE YOU DO THAT, DIANE,

But could you not discuss my private life with everyone?

But dark, exotic women like you bring a fever to my blood.

But don't be too concerned. Someday, even that won't work.

But don't they always laugh at the graceful fellows?

But don't worry. He's got better taste than that.

But hard to get for me used to mean l'd have to sit through dinner.

But he expects you to be his for the whole evening. Know what l mean?

But he knows this spot on your earlobe.

But he's afraid that he will sacrifice his acting career.

But he's just a man like any other man you'd meet in Greek mythology.

BUT I ALWAYS SAY ALL GREAT FRIENDSHIPS

BUT I AM A SURVIVOR.

But I came in with honourable intentions of helping you out.

But I get the impression that you don't approve of Brandee.

But I get the impression that you don't approve of Brandee.

But I had no idea this would be the result.

But I knew you'd be coming along any day.

But I like you and I'd like to go out and do things with you.

BUT I REALLY

But I really made a science out of it.

But I think I know why.

But I think we'll scatter them on the Adirondacks.

But I was so down, I figured we could just talk for a while, you know?

BUT I, UM... I BELIEVE

BUT I'LL ACCEPT THAT.

But I'll be back.

But I'm also a businessman, and as such I don't like what you did.

But I'm the boss and I didn't hire you as a critic,

But I'm the boss and I didn't hire you as a critic,

But it looks like you booted a grounder, right?

But it seems to me Sam has more depth than that.

But it seems to me Sam has more depth than that.

But it would be nice if, during the ceremony, you didn't drool.

BUT IT'S UP THERE.

But just by coincidence,

But know what's happened to you since she got here?

But l don't think we'd find any place as quiet as this.

But l really don't feel you have any need to feel inferior to anyone.

But l still get letters from people who loved it.

But l still like you best, Sam.

But l told you why l scratched my nose.

But l wanna thank you for entertaining us.

But l will take your money.

But l'm kinda missing that dumb thing.

But l've always been told that barking dogs don't bite.

But looky here. Here comes Diane.

But most important, he should be unintellectual. One word sentences.

But now, in my moment of crisis,

But one whose kidneys are functioning is taboo.

BUT REALLY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

But Sam was the first retired guy you thought of?

BUT SHE ALSO DROVE?

BUT SHE MAKES IT IN THESE OTHER CATEGORIES HERE

But she sure was ready, willing and able that night.

But since then, it's been talk, talk, talk.

But some stranger who mixes drinks.

But somewhere, there is a job that I'm perfect for,

But tell me, once you've consumed as much sex

But tell me, once you've consumed as much sex

But that was a long time ago, and l conquered it.

But that was before Literature and after French.

BUT THE CONTEST'S A PHONY.

But the dog sang a little better than that.

But the greater my fear became of my true sexuality,

But the pitching coach said you're the only man who can help me.

BUT THE TRUTH IS,

But then I looked down at this cat in my lap

But then it occurred to me,...

But then, l never am.

But there are times when l'm with her she just...

But there'll be others, right?

But there's a guy over there who's a secret agent.

But they end up learning something.

But they'll be back to nauseate you later on.

But this all sounds like a younger brother idealising his older sibling.

But thoughtfully and seriously and with a deep realisation

BUT TO FORCE THE ISSUE. WHERE'S SAM?

But tonight I'm gonna feel bad. OK?

But two bucks snorting is funny every time.

But what you gotta do now is break up your routine.

But when I was with Barbara, something stirred inside me.

BUT WHEN THEY WANT A LETTER FAST, HUH?

But wherever is my date for the evening?

But whoever owns a Honda, thanks for the lift!

But you can hardly charge a buck for it.

But you have a... You can have something that I don't have.

But you know something?

But you know the best thing about it? lts owner.

But you're going too far to make him feel good.

But you're much too smart for me.

But your lines are old.

But, like you, l was growing bored with bright, articulate men.

But, Sam, I can't help thinking that last night, when her time came,

But, you know, sometimes late at night in a friendly bar,...

But...

Butt out, Mom. This is the stupidest thing l ever did.

Button it up, Diane. We got a lot of people out there. Move it.

Buy 'em, Sammy. Comeback time, let's go.

Buy me a pitcher, you can kiss me on the lips!

Buzz? lsn't he a bit young to be one of your guys?

By infiltrating the government with foreign currency.

By interweaving the input data.

By my calculations, our next president has to be named

By telling me not to go, you're trying to get my curiosity up

By the Mayans. They played it for centuries.

By the time I got the kids locked in their rooms,

By the way, any more problems tonight and you're adopted.

BY THE WAY, BY THE WAY, I JUST WANT TO SAY

By the way, did l tell you that my wife passed away some time ago?

By the way, I recommend the Lamaze method.

By the way, what are you two doing? We got a lot of customers out there.

BY THE WAY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE?

By those for whom l've worked.

BYE BYE.

BYE BYE.

BYE, DIANE. BYE, HONEY. BYE.

Bye.

BYE. BYE. BYE.

BYE. BYE. BYE.

C'mon, Ed, how much more do you need?

C'mon, everybody, take it easy. We're trying to run a friendly bar.

C'mon, Harry. You got anything? You got any ideas?

C'mon, would you?

C'mon. That's crazy.

Call 60 Minutes.

Call him and tell him you have a little game going here at closing.

Call that a football team?

Can I do anything to make it up to you?

Can I have another beer, please?

Can I have Coach buy you a beer?

CAN IT WAIT TILL I GO TO THE HEAD?

Can l get you something, Buzz?

Can l have your attention?

Can l just sit anywhere?

Can l keep this?

Can l use Cheers? l'll pay half what you ask.

Can l... really trust you chaps?

Can recite every area code in the country.

Can sex make an ocean or a newborn baby?

Can sex make stars,

Can surmount whatever obstacles lie in their path.

Can we get on with the ceremony?

Can you see if the table's ready for Phillips?

Can't argue with that, Sam.

Can't wait to read that book.

Carla gets a raise for getting pregnant.

Carla here, she inadvertently blew your cover.

Carla, before you do, we want you to take this from us.

Carla, Coach is too shy to ask Nina out.

CARLA, COME ON NOW. BE FAIR.

Carla, come over a minute, will you?

Carla, could we talk for a minute? I really need to talk to somebody.

Carla, Diane's in the back room.

Carla, do you have any idea who Sam has in store for me?

Carla, do you know the story of The Tell Tale Heart?

Carla, don't get upset. Sit down with me.

Carla, he's supposed to be a nice guy

Carla, heel.

Carla, how could you?

Carla, how did you do it?

Carla, I could lose the bar.

Carla, I'm fine!

Carla, if it bothers you, I could eat in the back.

Carla, it might do you a lot of good.

CARLA, IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S DIANE.

Carla, it's wrong.

Carla, let's dance.

Carla, look, you have a history of being...

Carla, never disturb me... unless there's a customer.

Carla, never disturb me... unless there's a customer.

Carla, nice to meet you.

Carla, please? Have you ever lost a pet? Have you ever had a pet?

Carla, sit down. Look.

Carla, the fun's in the fun.

Carla, the fun's in the fun.

Carla, this is the man you once referred to as "seepage".

Carla, what am I making?

Carla, what do you think we should name the child?

Carla, who do I know who'd be a good match for Diane?

Carla, why'd you let her do it?

Carla, will you watch my customers while I'm gone, please?

CARLA, YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR

Carla, you're not prejudiced against gays, are you?

Carla,...

Carla!

Carla?

Carla?

Carla.

Carla.

Carla. Hi.

Carla. What the hell are you doing here on your day off?

Carla...

Carla's been in a lousy mood for the last two, three years.

Carla's getting her drinks mixed up

Carla's probably never felt lonelier than she does at this moment.

Cat? You scared us, Diane.

CC water back. Pretzels.

CC water back. Pretzels.

Certainly not. You're not in the least bit stimulating.

Cheer up, cookie. He may have been in an accident.

CHEERS IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

CHEERS IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

CHEERS NEVER WON THIS BEFORE.

Cheers.

Cheers. Carla? Yeah. Carla, it's for you.

Cheers. Diane's busy at the moment. Can I say who's calling?

Cheers. Just a minute.

Cheers. Yeah, just a sec

Cheers. Yeah.

Cherries, olives, mixer, umbrellas, fruits or flames.

Chicago?

Chickening out on us?

CHILDREN. WE'LL HAVE BLOND,

CHIVAS ROCKS, AND PRETZELS.

Chivas rocks, soda, a Comfort Manhattan, no cherry,

Chivas rocks, soda, a Comfort Manhattan, no cherry,

CHIVAS ROCKS.

CHIVAS ROCKS. AND FOR YOU, SIR?

Christie Leveroni, come on down!

Christie Leveroni.

Clancy's? Give me a break. You're kidding?

Clearly feel the love and joy that they find in one another

Cliff wins three days in a row. lt's uncanny.

Cliff, believe me, it's worth it for accounting. l love numbers.

Cliff, I haven't been to Clancy's in ages. ls it still a nice place?

Cliff, I swear, it just gave off a beam of light.

Cliff, no, this isn't what you think it is.

Cliff, you see, Carla and I

Cliff: HERE'S A LITTLE KNOWN FACT

Cliff: HERE'S A LITTLE KNOWN FACT:

Cliff. I need somebody to help me fix the plumbing.

Cliff. You feel lucky?

Clydesdale.

COACH IS PARTICULARLY EXCITED TODAY

Coach thought you might like to sit in.

Coach, another shot, please.

Coach, any word from Gus yet?

Coach, any word from Gus yet?

COACH, COACH, WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR HER?

Coach, come here.

Coach, come on. Now's your chance. Go.

COACH, DO YOU THINK I'M A SMART PERSON?

Coach, don't you see he's short changing you?