Cheers - Season 1 Edit

A $200 GIFT CERTIFICATE

A big company like this, they spelled it wrong.

A big company like this, they spelled it wrong.

A Bloody Mary coming up.

A book promotion party.

A book?

A BUNCH OF BEAVERS COULD HAVE CHEWED ON IT

A bunch of borderline humans stand around

A COCKTAIL WAITRESS IN THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD.

A couple of days. Sure. l guess so.

A couple of other chicks said so, too.

A dime says l can drink the old shot without touching the old chapeau.

A dime?

A doctorate changes a man.

A five minute head start?

A game of chance, simple cut of the cards.

A girl who moved into my building today. I helped her move some stuff.

A gunslinger at quarterback? No. A linebacker they get.

A guy in the men's room, Sam, writes some terrific stuff.

A history of being abusive with customers.

A HORSE'S BUTT.

A KISS IS WHERE YOU START, ISN'T IT?

A KITCHEN HELPER FOOD PROCESSOR!

A lady does not ask her chauffeur how much he stole from her dead husband.

A LADY STOPPED ME,

A little bit more to the left, guys.

A little louder, they can't hear you in the back.

A lot of ingredients in a Bloody Mary.

A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THAT.

A lot of those guys lay low by making small money off dumb saps.

A man winks at me and l'm three months along.

A member of your family?

A moment ago you were encouraging it.

A moment ago, he was 85 years old.

A monk?

A poor unthinking creature like that?

A POSTMAN OR A PIGEON?

A really intelligent woman would see your line of BS a mile away.

A really intelligent woman would see your line of BS a mile away.

A recent minute?

A REGULAR PERSON FOR ONCE.

A remark a customer dropped just a moment ago.

A salesman came by this morning with these new napkins.

A SCREWDRIVER, PLEASE.

A serving girl.

A shame such an astute observer of human nature is stuck behind a bar.

A SIX MONTHS' WORTH OF FREE DRY CLEANING AT RITZ CLEANERS!

A taut, absorbing psychological drama.

A thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it.

A thousand cars on the turnpike, they find mine.

A toga party? Where they dress up in sheets?

A white wine spritzer with a twist,

A white wine spritzer, an Old Bushmill Irish decaf, no sugar.

A wonderful idea, but where would l look?

A young man killed an old man.

A.M. BOSTON?

About Mrs Tortelli's children.

About putting romance back in your marriage.

ABOUT THAT DO NOTHING CONGRESS DOWN THERE IN D.C.?

About time you got around to Mayday.

ABSOLUT, PLEASE.

Absolutely not.

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Go on. Right now.

ABSOLUTELY. HA HA HA!

Absolutely. You OK?

Action!

Actually, Coach, we just dated the one time.

Actually, I was going for a coffee.

Actually, it's quite peppy.

Actually, l was looking for bugs.

Actually, l... l'm really quite afraid.

Adolescent men are...

Afraid of what, Mommy?

After a while, l figured

After game, your room?

After listening to two hours' worth of frostbite and famine,

After our moonlight drive up to the Cape,

After seeing Ordinary People, l've tried to get my kids interested.

After ten minutes, if you aren't totally mesmerised by its beauty,

After the game, I like to sit back, light up a cigar

AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

Afternoon, everybody.

Afterwards, I tried to convince myself that I'd imagined that colour,

Afterwards, I tried to convince myself that I'd imagined that colour,

Afterwards, we can stop off at the hotel for a bite.

Again? He's been out with a different dolly every night.

Again? He's been out with a different dolly every night.

AH, QUE LASTIMA.

AH, YES. I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK

AH...A BUNCH OF WAITRESSES SERVE DRINKS, AND ONE OF THEM WINS.

AHEM.

AHEM. ST. PAULIE GIRL.

AHEM. THIS KIND.

Akin to athletics. She also lettered in three sports.

Alien. Buckets.

All but one.

All but one.

ALL I EVER GET FROM SAM IS ADOLESCENT FLIRTATION.

All l need to know is when he can't beat that.

All l said was he doesn't sound like he knows what he's talking about.

All of a sudden, all I can think about is how stupid they are.

All of a sudden, all I can think about is how stupid they are.

All of a sudden, the city of Boston's in love with him.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

All right, everybody line up for the ugliest tongue contest.

ALL RIGHT, I WANT THIS TO BE A SURPRISE.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE, HUH?

All right, Mr Matchmaker, you're on. Let's set each other up.

ALL RIGHT, SO I CAN'T DO IT.

ALL RIGHT!

All right.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. JUST PUT IT DOWN.

ALL RIGHT. OK, COACH.

ALL RIGHT. WHEN I DO IT,

All that laughing and stuff?

All that laughing and stuff?

ALL THAT WEIRD STUFF FLOATIN' AROUND.

All the beer you can cry into for a buck.

All the better.

ALL THE JEALOUSY I FELT FOR MY BROTHER OVER THE YEARS

All the more reason to grab some youth.

All the regulars left, Sammy.

All the tangible remains of our dear one."

All the women I really enjoy.

All the women I really enjoy.

All these people at the bar and no one introduced us.

All this talk has gotten me excited. What the hell? Let's do it now!

All we need worry about now is Eddie taking my bar.

Allow me to dispel your misconceptions.

Almost everybody.

Alphabetically by height, over here.

Alright, Coach.

Alright, Coach.

Alright, everybody, just act natural.

Alright, everybody, just act natural.

Alright, gentlemen.

Alright, here's a little known fact. The smartest animal is the pig.

Alright, l'll ask him. Sam?

Alright, l'll do it.

Alright, let me see if I have the decadence straight.

Alright, Norman!

Alright, we got tip off time here.

Alright, yes, l feel cheap.

Alright, yes, sir. Norm, do you know a Gus?

Alright, yes, sir. Norm, do you know a Gus?

Alright,... when you put it that way. The thing is....

Alright!

Alright!

Alright!

Alright? OK. Thanks.

Alright. I'll tell you.

Alright. l'll be the... What d'you call the guy who brings the money?

Alright. l'll buy it.

Alright. l'll try something. How did it go?

Alright. Our prayers are answered. Normie, babe.

Alright. When he gets out of the showers,

Alright. Why do you drink ice cold beer on a hot day?

Although l like it, but you don't have to.

Always do. See you, pal. See you, folks.

Always the high road.

Amazing.

AN ABSOLUT SCREWDRIVER,

An evening of unbridled bestial pleasure.

An ID?

An intelligent woman would see right through that.

An intelligent woman would see right through that.

An order.

An unexamined life is not worth living.

And 53 minutes.

And a great deal to look forward to with hope.

And a nibble.

And a scratch.

And a whole bunch of other stuff. Come on, Celtics, go!

AND ALL CONTESTS LIKE IT.

And all of your children will be named as my beneficiaries.

AND ALL THAT KIND OF THING,

AND ALL YOU NICE PEOPLE HERE AT THE BAR

AND AREN'T WE ALL? GOOD LUCK.

AND AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,

AND ASK FOR THE SPITFIRE?

And Becky Bannerman, the high school gymnast, is on a field trip.

And besides, you owe me a favour.

AND CALL IT THE DOUBLE "D."

AND DOESN'T HIDE BEHIND THAT TOUGH JOCK FACADE,

And don't be afraid of the dark

And enjoy a Fields Light Beer.

And enlighten me as to what my future holds?

And everything is back to normal.

AND FOR ENTERTAINING AT HOME,

And get a glass with lipstick on it or crud at the bottom.

And getting slapped around by cheap dames.

And guys dancing and exchanging phone numbers.

And have a new will drawn up

AND HE COULD DO A BETTER JOB.

AND HE WANTS ME TO GO WITH HIM.

And his strange clause in the will,

And I don't care what I have to do to get it.

And I don't put your tongue in the blender.

AND I DON'T?

And I found myself walking around in the cold,

And I found myself walking around in the cold,

AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS CONTEST

And I know, it's crazy and irrational,

AND I LIKE BEING A WAITRESS.

AND I THINK HE'S INTERESTED IN ME, TOO.

And I thought, "Who would take care of Elizabeth?"

AND I THREW IT ALL AWAY FOR THIS.

And I would hate to see that turned into something sexual.

AND I WOULD LIKE ONE DAY

AND I'D LIKE TO BE AN ARTIST.

AND I'LL BE SERVING YOU.

AND I'LL HAVE A SMALL SHERRY.

And I'll have to start going out with girls.

AND I'M DELIGHTED TO BE YOUR WAITRESS THIS EVENING.

And I'm not gonna be able to feed little Sammy Tortelli.

And I'm now going to reward myself by getting out of here.

And I've been raising them alone and it's been damned hard.

And if l get home and you've flushed the car keys again, you've had it.

AND IF THERE'S NOBODY'S THERE TO HEAR IT,

AND IF YOU WIN, WE'LL BE SEEING YOU ON A.M. BOSTON.

AND IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS,

And incredibly married!

And it appears to be.

AND IT IS LATE AFTERNOON.

And it just stays there, it floats.

AND IT PUTS KIND OF A STRAIN ON ME.

And it took me years to really forget how being poor felt.

And it would stop me.

AND IT'S PERFECT.

And l bet that's not even his real lips.

And l wanna dance with cheap women.

And l wanted to meet him so badly that l threw myself at him.

And l will clear a path for you.

And l'll get back to you.

And l'm glad not everybody feels like you do.

And l'm not one. But you are.

AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

And listen to you tell me how good Sam was?

AND LISTENING TO A GOOD CONVERSATION.

AND MAYBE IN SOME SMALL WAY,

And my mother was incredibly social.

And nobody's gonna change my mind.

And nobody's gonna change my mind.

And not to be entered into lightly,

And now Harvard Yard.

And now he's leading the league in early showers.

And now I may be losing him

AND NOW YVONNE WILL WAIT ON THE JUDGES,

And often as the 'hair of the dog that bit you'.''

AND ONE GIN AND TONIC.

And one more thing I like. Brandee.

And one more thing I like. Brandee.

AND PERFECT FOR LATE IN THE EVENING?

AND PRODDED LIKE A SIDE OF BEEF IS FUN?

And remembering the couple of good times we had.

And Sam used you to make me jealous and then when push came to shove,

AND SAW THE TREE LAYING ON THE GROUND.

And see her as a mere sex object.

AND SEE WHAT HE DOES.

AND SO I DUCKED IN AND THOUGHT I'D HAVE A QUICK ONE.

And spit on the floor.

And tell him you never want to see him again.

And tell him you never want to see him again.

And tells stories about himself to have fun with people, right?

AND THAT I WON'T DO IT.

And that you would have a lonely life.

And the awful sound stopped.

And the butt of jokes, l should make more money.

And the day before that, l had... stubbing something.

And the last thing l want is for you to tell me,

And the phrase "magnificent pagan beast" has never left your mind.

And the Red Sox take the field...

And the relative activity of the Van Allen radiation belt.

And the Sox, zip.

And the sweet silver song of a lark

And their totalitarian regime.

AND THEN GENTLY LOWERED IT TO THE GROUND, CLIFF.

And then grinds away slow with coolers and hop toads,

And then it comes out so stupid.

AND THEN THEY PICK THE FINALISTS.

And then we can talk.

And then,...

And there are none in here right now?

And there is substantial grounds for cause of action.

And they liked what they saw.

And they're allowed to vote and drive cars.

And they're always glad you came.

And this concludes another day of programming.

AND THIS YEAR CHEERS IS GOING TO WIN.

And tomorrow I'll feel better.

And we could talk about what I'd do about the crisis in the Mideast.

And we don't care for your kind."

And we will some new pleasures prove."

AND WE'RE HAPPY.

AND WELCOME TO THE 45th ANNUAL

And when people find out Mayday Malone is on,

And when she comes, she lulls my pain;

And when she goes, what pangs arise.''

And when the others walk in, he yells out,

And where better than here to study life in all its many facets?

AND WHILE YOU'RE UP THERE FLOATING AROUND,

And who are you?

AND WHO HAS TO FOOT THE BILL?

And wouldn't understand if I drew him a picture" look.

And you can bet that it won't be waiting tables.

And you didn't want to take advantage of that.

And you don't full feel with Field, you just full fine.

AND YOU WON'T.

And you'll never walk alone

And you're afraid she'll stop getting you commercials

AND YOU'RE KIND OF HUNGRY AT THE MOMENT DOESN'T MEAN THAT

And you're not exactly swamped here. I'm usually punctual.

And you're schlepping drinks?

AND YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT.

And your hair's combed just right, and I'm standing back a ways,

And your nose is running.

AND YOUR SKINNY COWORKER.

And your son's not?

And your son's not?

And, Barbara, your depth frightens me.

AND...

And... l was sort of hoping that you'd tell me what it's about.

And... l'll tell you, l would be happy to teach you how to do it.

Andy Andy and I will have fun fun.

Andy Andy.

Andy, I'd like you to meet Diane. And this is Gretchen.

Andy. Why?

Angela Adams.

Another beer, Norm?

Another beer, Norm?

Another beer, Norm?

Another fascinating fact from the answer geek.

Another rooster in your henhouse.

Another save.

Another save.

Answer me one question.

Any bird dogger knows him. He runs paper and cubes,

Any interesting stories, call me. lt's one of the joys of bartending.

Any one of us starts a little fight Knows he can trust on me

Any sex in it?

Any time you put a "former" in front of a name,

Any two people who have come to this point

Anybody have any money down on the coffee pot?

Anyone having something intelligent to say can follow me.

Anyone with half a brain can see through his petty scams and tricks.

Anything he did, it was great.

ANYTIME, SAM.

Anywhere but Via Milano.

Apples to be polished and fannies to be kissed, l'll be there.

Appreciate what you've got. Live for today. Go for it, Sam!

Are professional athletes better between the old wamsuttas

ARE SO AFRAID OF BEING VULNERABLE TO REJECTION

Are taken away when we can't afford to lose them.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

Are you alright?

Are you alright?

ARE YOU AS TURNED ON AS I AM?

ARE YOU CRAZY?

Are you crazy? He's nuts about her.

Are you drunk now?

Are you gonna go outside and split the winnings?

Are you happy with the money?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Are you kidding? He was a great drunk.

Are you kidding? I've been through it a thousand times with the kids.

Are you nuts? They're up to their ears in linebackers!

Are you OK?

Are you one of his better jobs?

Are you proud of what you did today?

Are you ready, Mr Fiedler?

Are you ready? l'll be right back.

Are you Sam?

Are you saying that I'm too dumb to date smart women?

Are you saying that I'm too dumb to date smart women?

Are you sure? Your computer wouldn't be pulling your leg?

Arlene Abrams.

AROUND HERE, HUH?

As a matter of fact, I don't have a problem.

As a matter of fact, if you don't marry Carla, I'm going to.

As a player, his team mates called him Red.

As I recall, you had a darned good hard slider.

As l recall my Emily Post,

As long as we're here, let's celebrate with some champagne.

As of right now, Carla Tortelli is no longer a Red Sox fan.

As soon as Sam comes out here, it's dinner for two at his place.

As soon as Sam comes out here, it's dinner for two at his place.

As usual, Mr Malone has his brains caught in his zipper.

Ask her out?

ASK ME NICE.

ASK ME NICE.

At any rate, l would love to see some of your work.

At exactly 50 feet, six inches.

AT LEAST I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.

At least my dates don't count the number of letters in sentences.

At least this year we eat.''

At the end of a storm is a golden light

At the Y. We do a lot of swimming, kicking, all your basic water sports.

Attractive. Yeah, attractive.

Australian rules football.

AW, COME ON, LIGHTEN UP, WILL YOU?

AW, HEY, COME ON, DON'T FEEL SO BAD.

Aye, aye, skipper.

Back in the real city, they call me Big Eddie.

Back to a fraternity house in the '50s.

Back to a fraternity house in the '50s.

Bambi.

Barbara was home. She said I can come over.

Barbara, that's very human of you. I'll be right over.

Barkeep, a little service, please.

Bartenders' intuition.

Baseball!

Based on the fact that he has a long name that you can all pronounce,

BASICALLY IT'S PERSONALITY AND CUSTOMER SERVICE

Basketball was invented in the US, right?

Basketball was invented thousands of years ago

BE BACK IN A JIFF...

BE ENTERED IN A CONTEST LIKE THAT?

Be part of the workforce?

Because Carla wouldn't give me a second look before that.

BECAUSE I LIKE YOU BETTER.

Because l can see the door reflected in your beautiful eyes.

Because l was afraid of class warfare.

Because my life

Because my love has come to me.''

Because she's watching that silly game.

Because the heat from the lights will crack the felt.

BECAUSE THIS YEAR THE CONTEST IS BEING HELD

Because we both listen to people's problems all day?

Because you assumed that your husband

Because your hair was red?

Bedrock is gonna be a very lonely little town!

Beer?

Beer. With two Es.

Beer. With two Es.

BEFORE MY SECOND BEER.

BEFORE SHE GOT HERE.

Before we start, Sam Malone, come up here.

BEFORE YOU CAME HERE, I WAS A HAPPY MAN!

Before you came to work at this bar,

Before you made a living with your body.

BEFORE YOU MET ME THAN YOU ARE NOW?

Before you say anything,

Belched the whole 23rd Psalm at the talent show once.

Believe it or not, l actually prefer a man who's thick and ordinary.

Believe it or not, l'm having a lot of fun just being out here by myself.

Believe it or not, l'm really sorry this happened.

Believe me, athletes take their pants off one leg at a time, like anybody.

Believe me, l have seen her depressed.

Believe me, l know what l'm talkin' about.

Believe me, sex is not that important.

Ben Hur. The boys in that galley sweat like pigs.

BERMUDA!

BERMUDA!

Besides everything else, it was our anniversary.

Besides, if she saw the dazzling beauty who's about to succeed her,

Besides, l don't like the idea of somebody else plucking my pigeons.

Best sports report in town.

Better give me a tall one in case I like it.

Better give me a tall one in case I like it.

Better than Vera.

Between Nietzsche and Schopenhauer.

Bid a fond adieu to Boston, the hub of New England.

Big trees up there, you know.

Biting. ls that what you're into?

Black Label over, Bloody Mary, a shot of vodka.

Black Label over, Bloody Mary, a shot of vodka.

Blasphemy

Blast. Now l've bloody well done it.

Blonde.

Bloody Mary without Tabasco, and with extra Tabasco.

Bloody Mary without Tabasco, and with extra Tabasco.

BLUE EYED CHILDREN EVERYWHERE.

Boggs is waiting outside to drive us.

Bon appétit.

Boog Powell's coming up.

Boston... stinks.

Boy am l glad you could make it tonight.

Boy, it's nice and warm in here. My apartment is freezing.

Boy, she is good.

Boy, sounds like the stick lady's having a good time, doesn't it?

Boy, that guy sure chewed your ear off, Coach.

Boy, that was inspiring!

Boy, that's good.

Boy, that's good.

Boy, the world was a lot simpler then.

Boy, this cologne must be doing its stuff.

Boy, this party stinks.

Boys, it looks like your idol has fallen.

Brandee with two Es?

Brandee with two Es?

Brandee. With two Es.

Brandee. With two Es.

BRED AND EDUCATED TO WALK WITH KINGS,

Bring him in here for a drink, catch some dinner upstairs.

Built for cheap laughs, wild times and easy sex

Built for cheap laughs, wild times and easy sex.

BUT A NICE APPEARANCE CAN'T HURT.

But after a while l said to myself, ''To hell with her. l'm me.''

But after l volunteered, l realised l never threw a party.

But are you aware l'm the only person in this bar who's not in that book?

But bear in mind, you are in an alien camp.

BUT BEFORE YOU DO THAT, DIANE,

But could you not discuss my private life with everyone?

But dark, exotic women like you bring a fever to my blood.

But don't be too concerned. Someday, even that won't work.

But don't they always laugh at the graceful fellows?

But don't worry. He's got better taste than that.

But hard to get for me used to mean l'd have to sit through dinner.

But he expects you to be his for the whole evening. Know what l mean?

But he knows this spot on your earlobe.

But he's afraid that he will sacrifice his acting career.

But he's just a man like any other man you'd meet in Greek mythology.

BUT I ALWAYS SAY ALL GREAT FRIENDSHIPS

BUT I AM A SURVIVOR.

But I came in with honourable intentions of helping you out.

But I get the impression that you don't approve of Brandee.

But I get the impression that you don't approve of Brandee.

But I had no idea this would be the result.

But I knew you'd be coming along any day.

But I like you and I'd like to go out and do things with you.

BUT I REALLY

But I really made a science out of it.

But I think I know why.

But I think we'll scatter them on the Adirondacks.

But I was so down, I figured we could just talk for a while, you know?

BUT I, UM... I BELIEVE

BUT I'LL ACCEPT THAT.

But I'll be back.

But I'm also a businessman, and as such I don't like what you did.

But I'm the boss and I didn't hire you as a critic,

But I'm the boss and I didn't hire you as a critic,

But it looks like you booted a grounder, right?

But it seems to me Sam has more depth than that.

But it seems to me Sam has more depth than that.

But it would be nice if, during the ceremony, you didn't drool.

BUT IT'S UP THERE.

But just by coincidence,

But know what's happened to you since she got here?

But l don't think we'd find any place as quiet as this.

But l really don't feel you have any need to feel inferior to anyone.

But l still get letters from people who loved it.

But l still like you best, Sam.

But l told you why l scratched my nose.

But l wanna thank you for entertaining us.

But l will take your money.

But l'm kinda missing that dumb thing.

But l've always been told that barking dogs don't bite.

But looky here. Here comes Diane.

But most important, he should be unintellectual. One word sentences.

But now, in my moment of crisis,

But one whose kidneys are functioning is taboo.

BUT REALLY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

But Sam was the first retired guy you thought of?

BUT SHE ALSO DROVE?

BUT SHE MAKES IT IN THESE OTHER CATEGORIES HERE

But she sure was ready, willing and able that night.

But since then, it's been talk, talk, talk.

But some stranger who mixes drinks.

But somewhere, there is a job that I'm perfect for,

But tell me, once you've consumed as much sex

But tell me, once you've consumed as much sex

But that was a long time ago, and l conquered it.

But that was before Literature and after French.

BUT THE CONTEST'S A PHONY.

But the dog sang a little better than that.

But the greater my fear became of my true sexuality,

But the pitching coach said you're the only man who can help me.

BUT THE TRUTH IS,

But then I looked down at this cat in my lap

But then it occurred to me,...

But then, l never am.

But there are times when l'm with her she just...

But there'll be others, right?

But there's a guy over there who's a secret agent.

But they end up learning something.

But they'll be back to nauseate you later on.

But this all sounds like a younger brother idealising his older sibling.

But thoughtfully and seriously and with a deep realisation

BUT TO FORCE THE ISSUE. WHERE'S SAM?

But tonight I'm gonna feel bad. OK?

But two bucks snorting is funny every time.

But what you gotta do now is break up your routine.

But when I was with Barbara, something stirred inside me.

BUT WHEN THEY WANT A LETTER FAST, HUH?

But wherever is my date for the evening?

But whoever owns a Honda, thanks for the lift!

But you can hardly charge a buck for it.

But you have a... You can have something that I don't have.

But you know something?

But you know the best thing about it? lts owner.

But you're going too far to make him feel good.

But you're much too smart for me.

But your lines are old.

But, like you, l was growing bored with bright, articulate men.

But, Sam, I can't help thinking that last night, when her time came,

But, you know, sometimes late at night in a friendly bar,...

But...

Butt out, Mom. This is the stupidest thing l ever did.

Button it up, Diane. We got a lot of people out there. Move it.

Buy 'em, Sammy. Comeback time, let's go.

Buy me a pitcher, you can kiss me on the lips!

Buzz? lsn't he a bit young to be one of your guys?

By infiltrating the government with foreign currency.

By interweaving the input data.

By my calculations, our next president has to be named

By telling me not to go, you're trying to get my curiosity up

By the Mayans. They played it for centuries.

By the time I got the kids locked in their rooms,

By the way, any more problems tonight and you're adopted.

BY THE WAY, BY THE WAY, I JUST WANT TO SAY

By the way, did l tell you that my wife passed away some time ago?

By the way, I recommend the Lamaze method.

By the way, what are you two doing? We got a lot of customers out there.

BY THE WAY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE?

By those for whom l've worked.

BYE BYE.

BYE BYE.

BYE, DIANE. BYE, HONEY. BYE.

Bye.

BYE. BYE. BYE.

BYE. BYE. BYE.

C'mon, Ed, how much more do you need?

C'mon, everybody, take it easy. We're trying to run a friendly bar.

C'mon, Harry. You got anything? You got any ideas?

C'mon, would you?

C'mon. That's crazy.

Call 60 Minutes.

Call him and tell him you have a little game going here at closing.

Call that a football team?

Can I do anything to make it up to you?

Can I have another beer, please?

Can I have Coach buy you a beer?

CAN IT WAIT TILL I GO TO THE HEAD?

Can l get you something, Buzz?

Can l have your attention?

Can l just sit anywhere?

Can l keep this?

Can l use Cheers? l'll pay half what you ask.

Can l... really trust you chaps?

Can recite every area code in the country.

Can sex make an ocean or a newborn baby?

Can sex make stars,

Can surmount whatever obstacles lie in their path.

Can we get on with the ceremony?

Can you see if the table's ready for Phillips?

Can't argue with that, Sam.

Can't wait to read that book.

Carla gets a raise for getting pregnant.

Carla here, she inadvertently blew your cover.

Carla, before you do, we want you to take this from us.

Carla, Coach is too shy to ask Nina out.

CARLA, COME ON NOW. BE FAIR.

Carla, come over a minute, will you?

Carla, could we talk for a minute? I really need to talk to somebody.

Carla, Diane's in the back room.

Carla, do you have any idea who Sam has in store for me?

Carla, do you know the story of The Tell Tale Heart?

Carla, don't get upset. Sit down with me.

Carla, he's supposed to be a nice guy

Carla, heel.

Carla, how could you?

Carla, how did you do it?

Carla, I could lose the bar.

Carla, I'm fine!

Carla, if it bothers you, I could eat in the back.

Carla, it might do you a lot of good.

CARLA, IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S DIANE.

Carla, it's wrong.

Carla, let's dance.

Carla, look, you have a history of being...

Carla, never disturb me... unless there's a customer.

Carla, never disturb me... unless there's a customer.

Carla, nice to meet you.

Carla, please? Have you ever lost a pet? Have you ever had a pet?

Carla, sit down. Look.

Carla, the fun's in the fun.

Carla, the fun's in the fun.

Carla, this is the man you once referred to as "seepage".

Carla, what am I making?

Carla, what do you think we should name the child?

Carla, who do I know who'd be a good match for Diane?

Carla, why'd you let her do it?

Carla, will you watch my customers while I'm gone, please?

CARLA, YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR

Carla, you're not prejudiced against gays, are you?

Carla,...

Carla!

Carla?

Carla?

Carla.

Carla.

Carla. Hi.

Carla. What the hell are you doing here on your day off?

Carla...

Carla's been in a lousy mood for the last two, three years.

Carla's getting her drinks mixed up

Carla's probably never felt lonelier than she does at this moment.

Cat? You scared us, Diane.

CC water back. Pretzels.

CC water back. Pretzels.

Certainly not. You're not in the least bit stimulating.

Cheer up, cookie. He may have been in an accident.

CHEERS IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

CHEERS IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

CHEERS NEVER WON THIS BEFORE.

Cheers.

Cheers. Carla? Yeah. Carla, it's for you.

Cheers. Diane's busy at the moment. Can I say who's calling?

Cheers. Just a minute.

Cheers. Yeah, just a sec

Cheers. Yeah.

Cherries, olives, mixer, umbrellas, fruits or flames.

Chicago?

Chickening out on us?

CHILDREN. WE'LL HAVE BLOND,

CHIVAS ROCKS, AND PRETZELS.

Chivas rocks, soda, a Comfort Manhattan, no cherry,

Chivas rocks, soda, a Comfort Manhattan, no cherry,

CHIVAS ROCKS.

CHIVAS ROCKS. AND FOR YOU, SIR?

Christie Leveroni, come on down!

Christie Leveroni.

Clancy's? Give me a break. You're kidding?

Clearly feel the love and joy that they find in one another

Cliff wins three days in a row. lt's uncanny.

Cliff, believe me, it's worth it for accounting. l love numbers.

Cliff, I haven't been to Clancy's in ages. ls it still a nice place?

Cliff, I swear, it just gave off a beam of light.

Cliff, no, this isn't what you think it is.

Cliff, you see, Carla and I

Cliff: HERE'S A LITTLE KNOWN FACT

Cliff: HERE'S A LITTLE KNOWN FACT:

Cliff. I need somebody to help me fix the plumbing.

Cliff. You feel lucky?

Clydesdale.

COACH IS PARTICULARLY EXCITED TODAY

Coach thought you might like to sit in.

Coach, another shot, please.

Coach, any word from Gus yet?

Coach, any word from Gus yet?

COACH, COACH, WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR HER?

Coach, come here.

Coach, come on. Now's your chance. Go.

COACH, DO YOU THINK I'M A SMART PERSON?

Coach, don't you see he's short changing you?

Coach, get her a seltzer.

Coach, get these guys a beer on the house.

COACH, GRAB HER APRON AND PUT IT UP HERE NEXT TO THE PAPER

Coach, how about a beer?

Coach, how about all the women you talk about in your baseball days?

Coach, I think if I went out and got a breath of fresh air,

COACH, I'M MAKING A CONFESSION HERE.

COACH, I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD.

Coach, it's Errol Flynn.

Coach, l felt l had to do something.

Coach, l just don't know what l'm doing wrong.

Coach, l want you to meet Rick Walker.

Coach, l'll be right back. l'm gonna get some wine.

Coach, l'm gonna be in the back checking the wine.

Coach, last call.

COACH, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

Coach, Marshall is the father of Carla's child.

Coach, that's crazy.

Coach, the keys!

Coach, this is just temporary.

Coach, two bottles of Fields right here.

Coach, we stop somewhere, I'll buy you a beer.

Coach, what the hell are you doing?

Coach, where's Sammy?

Coach, where's Sammy?

Coach, who do you say is the smartest animal?

Coach, why did you find it inspiring if you got the piano fixed?

Coach, why don't you get Gretchen here something to drink?

Coach, you have no coat on, it's 30 degrees outside.

Coach, you wanna join us? Carla, you got the bar?

Coach, you're a cutie. Come on over here, cutie.

Coach, you're a normal, healthy man

Coach, your friend Walt.

Coach!

Coach?

COACH.

Coach.

Coach.

Coach.

Coach.

Coach. Got a question for you. Who invented basketball?

Coach. Listen.

Coach. Listen.

Coffee. Cream. Sugar. Sweet'N Low.

Coffee. Cream. Sugar. Sweet'N Low.

Cold weather does not make women passionate?

Come along, Boggs.

COME CLEAN. ONE MINUTE YOU'RE AGAINST THIS STUPID CONTEST.

Come here often?

Come off it. We've all noticed how you two go around,

Come on down here, l'll show you a seat.

Come on now.

Come on, admit it. I was good.

Come on, Carla. l'll give you a lift.

Come on, Carla. You can tell me.

Come on, Coach. l'm real curious.

Come on, Coach. lt's er... only going to be for a couple of days.

Come on, Diane, this is television!

Come on, everybody, coffee's on me.

Come on, everybody!

Come on, everybody!

Come on, guys. In this day and age, aren't we beyond ogling women?

Come on, guys. In this day and age, aren't we beyond ogling women?

COME ON, HURRY UP. HE'S GOING TO DO SOME TAP DANCING.

Come on, l know l don't have any sex appeal.

Come on, Marshall's never wrong.

Come on, Pinky, l'll beat ya at darts!

Come on, Sam, let me dial this one.

Come on, Sam. It's good advertising. It would help business.

Come on, Sam. Let's get out.

Come on, Sam. Times are hard. A guy's gotta do what he can.

Come on, Sam's such a smoothie. When did a woman last turn him down?

Come on, say it. I was good.

COME ON, THIS IS NOT DEGRADING.

Come on, we got to talk.

Come on, will you? Who wants to date me? I'm over the hill.

COME ON, WOULD YOU?

Come on, you guys. Give it a chance.

Come on!

Come on! What is it you want?

COME ON.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Get outta here.

Come on. How about a speech from the big actor?

Come on. I haven't got all day.

Come on. I'm an expert at this stuff.

Come on. I've seen you guys hug.

Come on. Let me show you the back room. lt's in the back.

Come on. Look, l'm just kidding you. Nothing happened. Alright?

Come on. We all know that you'd starve to death

Come on. What's the big deal? We're all adults, aren't we?

Come on. Why's it so important?

Come to think of it, that was my head.

Coming right up, Mischa.

Commercials are over.

CONGRATULATIONS, DIANE.

Congratulations, Diane.

Congratulations. Just in the nick of time.

Congratulations. Unless you don't want another kid.

CONTESTS SUCH AS THESE CAN DO NOTHING

Conversely, drinking an ice cold drink on a cold day

Correct me if I'm wrong,

Correct me if I'm wrong,

Cos no one else'll give her a job!

Cos they might get hit in the face with a puck.

Cos they might get hit in the face with a puck.

Could come out of one man's head."

Could come out of one man's head."

COULD PROBABLY BE A BETTER CONGRESSMAN THAN THEM.

Could we have a couple of beers, please?

Could you be a little more specific?

Could you be a little more specific?

Could you hold that? l've got a very important phone call to make.

Could you narrow that down a bit?

COULD YOU RECOMMEND SOMETHING WARM AND SWEET

Covered.

Crawled on his belly under barbed wire,

Crazy guys, but nice.

CRAZY LIKE A DOORKNOB.

CRAZY, CARLA?

Creepy, sophomoric pranks

CROSS MY HEART.

Culture's wasted on you. Oxygen is wasted on you.

Cut the small talk and give me a beer.

Cut the tape, Ernie.

Cute guy. Too bad he has dandruff.

Cutest little guy! Floppy ears, big eyes.

Damn it.

DAMN IT. I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT.

DAMN RIGHT, I'M ANGRY, SAMMY.

Damn, he missed!

DAMN!

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

Darling, I'm leaving you alone in a bar.

Darling, l like you.

Darling, please.

Darling, think hard. There's so little time.

Darling, when he died, you were still a little gawky girl,

Darling? Miss?

Darn you, Harry!

Dave Richards, an old team mate of Sam's.

Dave, John McEnroe called. Said he's got something to get off his chest.

Dave, let's do it!

Dave, listen. I'd like to do this, if you don't mind.

Dave, what...

Dead.

Dealer takes one.

Debra.

Debra.

Debra's idea

Debra's idea.

Decency finally won out. You did the right thing. You were noble.

Delivering a card to some old hag.

DENOUNCING THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS OUTRAGE.

DEREK AND I, THE KIDS, THE DOGS.

DEREK JUST WANTS TO FLY ME OUT

Derek just wants to fly me out to Martha's Vineyard tonight.

Derek wants a beer.

Derek, how about a beer?

Derek's always been like that, always had to have the spotlight,

Derek's here.

DEREK'S MAKING A COMMITMENT.

DESIGNED TO HELP US GET TO KNOW HER BETTER.

Desperate souls night is Thursday.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Diane and l shared a suite at Bennington.

Diane Chambers and Sam Malone.

Diane Chambers. I'm Sam's new waitress

Diane had to ride piggyback on a motorcycle? That's great.

Diane has the bar.

Diane is gonna learn the meaning of the word comeback.

Diane is very smart. Say something very smart.

Diane told me what's going on and I just have to say something.

Diane will stay here. I'd appreciate it if you would keep an eye on her.

Diane,

Diane, are you OK?

Diane, can I talk to you in the poolroom?

Diane, can I talk to you in the poolroom?

Diane, Carla,

Diane, could I have another beer?

DIANE, DIANE, STEP INTO THE OFFICE.

DIANE, DIANE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SAM.

Diane, did you get the small bills?

Diane, did you spend a lot of time with the cat?

DIANE, DO YOU MIND IF I SAY SOMETHING?

Diane, do you think we could we lose the aprons?

Diane, get out, please.

Diane, he found me repulsive.

Diane, he's not a bad looking fellow.

Diane, I don't wanna hear a lead in a high school play story.

Diane, I like you, you're smart. Let me help you clean up.

Diane, I swear, I wasn't trying to be funny.

Diane, I'd like you to meet my good buddy Andy... Andy.

Diane, if your mom is anything like you, everyone will love her.

Diane, if your mother's so rich, how come you're not?

Diane, in those days, we didn't wear batting helmets either.

Diane, is this true? How about the two of you?

Diane, it's him. l want him.

Diane, it's your mother.

Diane, l've been thinking about this carefully.

Diane, please, listen.

Diane, Sam's not back yet.

Diane, stand there.

Diane, that woman is extraordinary

Diane, the man was Czechoslovakia's greatest hockey player.

Diane, this is Debra. Debra, this is Diane.

Diane, this is Debra. Debra, this is Diane.

Diane, this is Marshall. Marshall, Diane.

Diane, this is very kind of you but l don't think...

Diane, we're about to be married.

Diane, what the hell is this?

Diane, will you tell Sam it's covered?

Diane, would you get some singles up at Melville's, please.

Diane, would you just cut it out with the stupid "ba booms"?

Diane, would you just leave me alone?

Diane, you know I don't like this flimflam man in my bar.

Diane, you working or what?

DIANE, YOU'RE ASKING A GUY

Diane?

Diane. Do me a favour. Pour Mischa there a real quick beer.

Diane. The gang in the back ready for another order?

Diane's been my teaching assistant for two years.

Did he take you for anything, Norm?

Did I make it clear I meant with me?

Did Rick Walker pitch again last night?

Did they get a jackrabbit for the backfield? No.

Did you drink during a game?

Did you ever hear Derek say anything about being a sucker for

Did you have lots of laughs planning it?

Did you put in that flight to Kansas City

Did you read they found rat parts in hot dogs?

Did you read they found rat parts in hot dogs?

Did you really think this was amusing?

Did you say something?

Didn't I see you with other people?

Didn't those go out with getting a girl drunk and seducing her?

Didn't used to be. It used to be a great bar. I hung out there myself.

Didn't you say it's still on your ex wife's finger? I don't need it.

Dinner! My Dinner...

Dive.

DO I GET TO KISS THE BRIDE?

Do Kirk Douglas!

Do what?

Do what?

Do what. Thank you, Mr Quickpants.

Do you have any idea what kind of gift l could get for Derek?

Do you have any superstitions, Sammy?

Do you have the number of the bull pit?

Do you have to believe in God to be a nun?

Do you know what bothers me? There are women upon whom this works,

Do you mind?

Do you really find me attractive?

DO YOU SEE THE REST OF US RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING?

Do you sense this conversation is an exercise in futility?

DO YOU THINK BEING SCRUTINIZED, POKED,

Do you two think that you could put your glands on hold

Do you wanna hear me do it one last time?

Do yourself a favour. Go back to your tootsies and your rat parts.

Do yourself a favour. Go back to your tootsies and your rat parts.

Does anybody know any good movies?

Does anybody know any good movies?

Does anybody need anything?

Does it all the time. She just said.

Does it live up to your expectations?

DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?

Does that mean you have to give up...?

Does this mean that you're no longer my agent?

Doesn't this look like eating? When do we eat and drink?

Doesn't your wife ever complain you never spend time with her?

Doesn't your wife wonder where you're at?

Dogs, vicious kids, those hard to find mailboxes.

Don't be a wise guy. Just get him.

Don't be a wise guy. Just get him.

DON'T BE COY.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

Don't break too many hearts, Marshall.

DON'T BRING THAT UP.

DON'T DO THAT. I HATE THAT.

Don't get carried away and do something you'll regret.

Don't get up. I'm warning you.

Don't get your hopes up, boys

Don't get your hopes up, boys.

Don't hang on to things through sentiment.

Don't judge me until the bloom is off your rose, honey. Ta ta.

Don't mention that name. He died owing me money.

Don't people stare at you?

DON'T PUSH ME!

Don't remember what he had.

Don't Sam and his brother spend any time together?

Don't say anything about this to anybody, please.

Don't say anything.

Don't show fear.

DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO NIBBLE ON MY EAR.

Don't tell me you've finally mastered the stapler.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I'M SURE IT'S SAFE.

Don't worry about me. I like my dates more masculine than you.

Don't worry about that. I'll give you a little bump up in pay.

Don't worry, Malone, you won't.

Don't worry, you'll fly through it. It's a piece of cake.

Don't worry. I'm going out with your friend tonight, even if it kills me.

DON'T WORRY. IT WAS PRETTY BORING.

DON'T YOU EVER GO THROUGH MY WALLET AGAIN.

Don't you have customers to deal with, mullet head?

Don't you have customers to deal with?

Don't you know anyone who'd be willing to marry you for a few days?

Don't you know who he is? He was one of the best pitchers in baseball.

Don't you know who he is? He was one of the best pitchers in baseball.

Don't you know who you were just talking to? That's Sam Malone.

Don't you see what he's doing? He's taking you for everything you got.

Don't you see what she's doing?

Don't you think he's a specimen?

Don't you wish you had money on the Celtics, Sam?

DON'T. DON'T. STOP! DON'T!

Double or nothing on the highlights?

Down the hall.

Down there we have Norman and his friend Cliff.

Dr Graham, this is my boss, Sam.

Drink chalk.

Drink chalk.

Drinking a beer, going on and on about nothing.

Drinking booze with seedy degenerates,

Drinking champagne, eating brioche with strawberry preserves.

Easily.

Ed, gimme a break.

Ed, why don't you sit down way over there?

Ed?

Ed? It's a long process.

Eddie, it's been nice talking to you.

EH...NONE OF THOSE GIRLS HAVE WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, NORMIE.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning. She was our family cat.

Elliot and l have parted.

Embarrass yourself? You're playing poker with guys

Enjoy, Coach.

Enjoy.

Enjoy.

Er... Do you...

Ernie Pantusso. You can call him Coach.

Ernie, are you alright?

Ernie. I was waiting to say goodnight.

Especially a woman.

Especially with Boston small timers.

Especially you.

Especially you.

Even better.

Even the most attractive, bright guy...

Even when l went back over my favourite,

Even, in a slightly different way, myself.

Eventually, guilt drove him totally insane.

EVER SINCE LADY DYE JOB ARRIVED,

Ever since you came through that door, it's been Gus, Gus, Gus.

Ever since you came through that door, it's been Gus, Gus, Gus.

Every day for months.

EVERY NOW AND THEN...

Every ten years will be fine.

Every time I look at this, I feel so proud of you.

Every time one of them dies, Fred here inherits their money.

Every time one of them dies, Fred here inherits their money.

Every year, the firm has a company party.

Everybody does it. It's expected of you.

Everybody here wants you to do the interview.

Everybody in bars tells stories. You just got a little carried away.

Everybody out of the men's room.

Everybody sit back, relax. Read a napkin.

Everybody, come on.

Everybody, it's true. Norman just punched out the boss.

Everybody, step right in here. Come on.

Everybody. How about a round of that always enjoyable game, charades?

Everyone?

Everything alright back there?

Everything in life comes and goes. The things that matter most to us

Everything you do is equally stupid.

Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

Everything's fine. l'm toying with him.

Ex jock.

Ex relief pitcher from the Boston Red Sox,

Exactly how much money do you have?

Excellent snack bar.

Except for that little scream she let out

Except it goes against my most cherished belief.

Except they got good sinuses.

Excuse me, could I ask you a question about your boss?

EXCUSE ME, I'VE GOT TO POWDER MY NOSE

Excuse me, madam. Could l have a word?

Excuse me, madam. l dropped the bags off at the hotel.

Excuse me, miss.

Excuse me, miss.

Excuse me, Mr Hilliard.

Excuse me, Sam.

Excuse me, we are about to make literary history here.

Excuse me,...

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Attractive?

Excuse me. Diane, can I talk to you in the back room?

Excuse me. I hate to keep asking for special attention,

Excuse me. I'll be right back.

Excuse me. l think we should begin.

Excuse me. l'm here in response to the ad in the newspaper

Excuse me. May I make a suggestion?

Excuse me. This bar closes at seven?

Excuse me. We are getting married.

Excuse me. Where is your bathroom?

Extra points. We've still got time.

Fair?

FAREWELL.

Fascinating. OK, that's 1 .25 out of a 20. 1 .50, 1 .75,

FEDERAL EXPRESS.

Fellas, let's play cards.

Ferns, Sammy. We're talking ferns.

Ferns.

Fields, it's refreshing, it's satisfying.

Fields, it's refreshing, it's satisfying.

FINALLY THEY'RE LETTING IN PREGGOS!

Find the biggest mistakes, Xerox them and pass them around.

Fine, Eddie. Yeah. See you in 15 minutes.

Fine! l don't want to be in that stupid, pretentious book, anyway.

Fine.

Fine.

FINE.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

FINE.

Fine.

Fine. Anyone with a two bit opinion.

Finest young lady I ever met. My head is killing me.

Fire her and I'll forget the whole thing.

Fire me?

Fired me, Coach.

First and last.

First Elliot and now what's his name.

First man here always goes in the back room,

First Sergeant Walter Keller, born 1944.

First time l saw a man strut and grovel at the same time.

First word.

FIRST, EACH CONTESTANT

First, l throw the worst party in history,

First, l'd like to make a public apology

Five bucks for a couple of tears?

Five bucks for the booze, Cliffo.

Five bucks says he does, ten says it's a doozy.

Flight 481 to Barbados.

Flight 481 to Barbados.

Flinging what?

Follow me.

Follow me.

FOR A MINUTE THERE,

FOR A TRIP TO BERMUDA.

For an afternoon of animal passion?

For as long as you want it, what would you do then?

For as long as you want it, what would you do then?

For ever.

FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU LOWERED YOUR BLOUSE

For five years, when he pitched for Detroit,

For little league teams and to give gifts to orphans.

For lying for me, I'll buy you your first drink.

For one terrible moment l saw myself through his eyes.

For people who can't control their tempers.

For people who, I hope you'll forgive me,

For some reason, l picked it up and started carrying it around.

FOR THAT WEEK LONG VACATION

For the first time in my life, l'd rather be me than you.

For the first time l'm gonna have my own parking space.

For the last two years, he's been the most important thing in my life,

FOR THE MISS BOSTON BARMAID CONTEST,

For the purpose of uniting in matrimony

For the whole night.

For three years we did everything together. We were never apart.

FOR TOMORROW MORNING'S PROGRAM.

For you, Sumner, old man, I'll keep both my eyes on her.

For you.

For your information,

Forget it.

Forget l asked.

Forget that one.

Forget that. Have you ever been in any major military skirmishes?

FOUND IT WHERE?

Four words.

Fourth?

Fred and Ginger are taking a break,

Fred here is the youngest of 12 brothers and sisters

Fred's dead, Carla.

Free pretzels for everybody.

Free pretzels for everybody.

Friendlier?

FROM ALL THE MAJOR PAPERS?

From behind you look like the young Pinky Peterson.

FROM FILENE'S DEPARTMENT STORE,

From now on, l will not believe anything anybody says.

Full feel with Field, you full fine.

Fun times, hurt, moments of searching, risk, affirmation,

Game time, Sammy.

Gays For The Metric System, or something.

Gee whizz.

Gee, Diane, that piano's been busted for what, twenty years?

Gee, I don't know. 8:15's nice.

Gee, l didn't know it was going to be this formal.

Gee, l hope you haven't lost your other talent too.

Gee, l should've taken more time.

Gee, l'm sorry, Norm.

Gee, Marshall, I never expected that.

Gee, that's tough.

Gee, then he's seen the napkins.

GEE, WHAT A LOUSY BREAK.

Gentlemen. One more time, please.

George has got all the cards, and you're playing lousy.

George is a con men. Harry's a con man. What's the old saying?

George, did you see that?

George? That sweet, white haired gentleman?

Get a bunch of people in a hot tub, who knows what'll happen?

Get back here, all of you, right now.

Get Gus.

Get Gus.

Get her out. The customers are warping the wood with their drool.

Get her out. The customers are warping the wood with their drool.

Get in there, you pipe, and no backtalk.

Get into piano repair.

Get out of here. You're all toe jam.

Get out of my bar!

GET THIS STRAIGHT. I'M GOING AWAY WITH HIM.

Get up off your seat and on your feet. lt's limbo time.

Gimme a beer, will you?

Gin and bitters will do.

GIRL GO OUT WITH YOU,

Girls, please.

Give everybody a drink on me, Sam.

Give everybody a drink on me, Sam.

Give me a break. The sweater's a little bulky.

GIVE ME A COPY!

Give me a shot of bourbon.

Give me that wrench. I'm going in there.

Give up. It takes a big man to admit he's a small person.

Give your sign the first time Harry can't beat three queens.

GLAD YOU CAME IN TODAY, NORM. BIG DAY.

Glen, tell him what you told me earlier. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Let him hear it.

Go back there and enjoy yourself.

Go find the poor guy bring him back and apologise.

Go get her, tiger.

Go get them, Mayday.

Go get them.

Go home. Diane...

GO ON, GET OUT. GET OUT. GO ON.

GO TO THE AIRPORT. SAY IT!

Go, bumps!

GO, GO.

Go, with my blessings. Have a good time, really.

GO!

God help me, l love them.

God, l've missed you.

GOING TO BE TOUGH TO BEAT.

Goldfish, parakeets, turtles...

GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

GOOD BYE, EVERYONE.

GOOD BYE, EVERYONE.

Good evening! We're Eddie Barnett and the Eddie Barnetters.

Good for you. Nice facilities?

Good idea. Give me a Scotch. I'll be right back.

Good idea. Give me a Scotch. I'll be right back.

Good idea. Let's ask him some stuff.

Good look, no hit.

Good luck in finding a replacement for me in the Hawaii commercial.

Good news, everybody. l'm no longer looking for a job.

Good night, all.

GOOD NIGHT, DIANE. GOOD BYE. BYE, DIANE.

Good night, Kev!

Good night, miss.

Good night.

Good one, Coach.

Good point.

GOOD POINT. GOOD POINT.

Good thing l showed up tonight.

Good, cos if you've been thinking about anything between us,

Good, good!

Good, you still have time to return it.

Good.

Good.

Good.

GOOD.

Good.

GOOD. HAVE FUN.

GOOD. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DO.

Good. l feel better telling you about something.

GOOD. REALLY GOOD.

Good. Very good.

Goodbye, Diane. Nice seeing you, Sam.

Goodnight, Dan. Be careful going home now.

Goodnight, Diane. Sam, don't worry about a thing. lt's gonna be alright.

Goodnight. It was nice to meet you all.

Goofy? Are you talking about Sumner?

Got a secretary, a window for water bombs, all the perks.

Got any more of those little yellow goldfish crackers?

Got it.

Got to hand it to you, pretty smart.

Gotcha, Norm.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

Gotta go for the gusto.

Gotta take it easy.

Great shot, kid.

Great shot!

Great way to meet women.

Great, I think I'm approaching a state of euphoria.

Great.

Great. Give me 20 minutes. I'll bring the crew right back.

Great. l really wanted to know that.

Green olive,

Gretchen went back to make sure her car was locked.

Gretchen?

Grief's kind of a tricky thing. Shall we get back to it?

GUESS.

Gus, the owner of this bar.

Gus, the owner of this bar.

GUY'S BETTER AT EVERYTHING THAN I AM.

Guys flinging guys into showers. lt was terrific.

Guys handle it differently.

Guys, meet Nina. She just moved into my place.

HA HA HA!

HA HO HO HO!

Had to be the centre of attention.

Hallelujah, l am saved!

Hallelujah!

Hang in there. Something'll turn up.

Hard to tell. She didn't say much.

Hardly.

Harry, how did you get in here?

Harry, I'll take care of it. You can leave.

Harry, l was never much of a team player,

Harry, maybe we ought to get out of the game.

Harry, please!

Harry, the bill.

Harry.

HAS ASKED ME TO GO TO EUROPE WITH HIM,

Has he ever had a relationship with an intelligent woman?

Has he ever had a relationship with an intelligent woman?

Has made any effort to understand my sensibilities.

Have a good time up there, Ollie.

Have a seat. Now, let's see.

HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF TO BECOME ATTRACTED

Have I said that before?

HAVE SOME FUN.

HAVE THEM BRUSH AFTER EVERY MEAL.

Having lunch. I got his autograph.

He ain't. He's cremated.

He appreciates a good joke, but he never tells one.

He can tell an interesting story, he's met a few interesting people,

He can tell you instantly how many letters there are in any sentence.

He can use that one.

He climbed out the window.

He could be trained to do manual labour.

He could hear his victim's heart beating in fright. Ba boom.

He could make his eyeballs vibrate. I always wanted to.

He covers that.

He defected to us just to play in the NHL.

He did get me a job.

He did.

HE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING AT ALL BY IT.

He didn't say, specifically.

He does happen to be going with somebody, that's all.

He does happen to be going with somebody, that's all.

He doesn't care who he hurts. He's a pathological liar.

He doesn't drink any more.

He dressed up as a woman, hid in a haystack,

He even put it in his will.

He finally remembered what a wonderful thing we have together.

HE GOT KILLED IN THE ORIENT WHILE TRYING TO RESCUE NUNS.

He got you a job, after all those months you're been looking?

He grounded to third.

He had the heaviest bat in the League. Papers were full of him.

He had the paper open on the movie section, Sam.

He has an article in Harper's.

He has his lint made in England.

HE HATES HIM.

He hit a 400ft home run off me!

He is the last person Harry would figure being in on anything clever.

He just got back from Ankara. He says l'm cuter than any Bulgarian girl.

He just got out of the pen after doing 10 years for manslaughter.

HE KEEPS HIS FEELINGS TO HIMSELF.

He kicked.

He licked his booze problem three years ago.

He lost it a week ago in Kansas City.

He met Janet in that corner, proposed to her here, right in front of me,

He might be the secret agent from a foreign country's intelligence.

He must make 50, 50 grand a year.

He needs your support now more than ever before.

He plays cymbals for the Symphony. They're in the middle of a concert.

He put my toothbrush in his sweaty socks,

He really got to her when he told her about that time in Paris

He really hasn't changed.

He retires the side and we head into the bottom of the 2 1 st inning.

He said by statute and precedence this would be a tort.

He said if anyone knows about slumps, it's you.

He saved both games with seven pitches.

He says if l can learn Spanish, he might have a job for me, coaching.

He should've known that you'd have been with a woman

He smells fear.

He spoke at my college once. l'll call him and tell him about you.

He still fixes my set and only bills me for parts.

He studies genets.

He took me up to New Hampshire.

He was all over Diane. l had to get rough with him.

He was concerned. He loved you very much. You know that, don't you?

He was cruel to him. When Sam was a kid, he'd shove his head underwater.

He was denying who he was. He's no longer doing that.

He was one of the best Little Leaguers ever.

He was one of the best Little Leaguers ever.

He was putting off telling me about it.

He was very glad when the man was dead

He was wearing his black fishnet T shirt.

He wrote it down. "One beer."

He'll have a pitcher.

He'll probably do that. I got an awful headache.

He'll stay there all night unless you throw.

He's a big pansy making a big fuss over some intense pain.

HE'S A CHARMING MAN, COACH.

He's a nice, responsible guy, and he is going to support this kid.

He's a sick man with a very warped sense of humour.

He's available and very desirable,

He's been keeping a low profile. Could be him.

He's been out of town. I just wanted to tell him first.

He's chatting with John Updike?

He's coming now, and someone has to tell Sam.

He's counting out a long rest so he knows exactly when to get back.

He's discovered forever is a long time to go between hayrides.

He's dumb enough to be your father.

HE'S EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.

HE'S FLYING TO PARIS TODAY,

He's gone. Yeah.

He's gonna ask you what's your greatest memory in baseball.

He's got you steaming under the silks.

He's handsome. He's a bit of a wolf.

HE'S IN THE OFFICE, HONEY.

He's intelligent. He went to Harvard Business School.

HE'S JUST A MAN

He's just an ordinary Joe.

He's laughing.

He's learning English from TV commercials.

HE'S MINE!

He's my favourite

He's my favourite.

He's not gonna give up. Wait, let me guess.

HE'S NUTS ABOUT YOU...

HE'S ON HIS WAY OVER.

He's over there dancing around. I had to go over there 20 times.

He's overcompensating for feelings of inadequacy

He's overcompensating for feelings of inadequacy

HE'S PERFECT.

He's perfect.

He's probably right back here.

He's quite a fella, your fiancé.

He's right.

He's right. Sammy's taken more edges off than a carpenter.

He's still the same guy you used to tinkle off balconies with.

He's the most brilliant man I've ever known.

He's very nice looking. He'd be even better if he had his two front teeth.

He's very sweet though. Very sweet.

He's well bred, highly educated, he's distinguished, he's urbane...

Hear, hear.

HELL, YES!

Hell.

HELLO THERE. I'M YVONNE,

Hello, darling.

Hello, everybody.

Hello, everyone.

HELLO, EVERYONE.

HELLO, EVERYONE.

Hello, Mr Sawyer, sir. Welcome.

Hello, Rebecca.

Hello, Sam. Walter Franklin, Sam Malone.

Hello, there.

Hello, there.

Hello?

Hello? Hey, Rick. How ya doing?

Hello? Sam Malone.

Hello? Sam?

Hello.

Hello.

HELLO. I'M DIANE,

Hello. Is Christie there?

Hello. Welcome to Cheers.

Hello... Again.

Her ex husband is an insensitive, macho pig with one thing on his mind.

Her husband never has a drink until noon, and she's a beautician.

Her mother? A pleasure to meet you, Mrs Chambers.

HER PHILOSOPHY OF GOVERNMENT,

Herb?

Here are my resume and references, Mrs Tortelli.

Here it is. This is the guy that used to make me feel like nothing.

HERE SHE IS, MISS BOSTON BARMAID

Here she is. Gretchen Darrow, Sam Malone.

Here we are. Anybody need anything?

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here you go. No, it's a guy.

Here you go. No, it's a guy.

Here you go. One for you.

Here, try to miss me.

Here.

Here.

Here's a guy, he's excellent.

Here's a little known fact. Most of you probably assume

Here's a tip for you.

Here's an idea. Why don't you watch me get drunk?

Here's the part I like best:

Here's what you do, when you get home,

Here's what you do, when you get home,

Hey, Buzz?

Hey, Cliffy. Here you go.

Hey, Coach.

HEY, COME ON, DIANE. I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

HEY, COME ON, JUST TO CHECK IT OUT.

HEY, COME ON.

HEY, DI, IT'S REALLY BIG, YOU KNOW.

HEY, DIANE,

HEY, DIANE...

Hey, everybody, come here. Don't look suddenly,

HEY, EVERYBODY, I WANT YOUR ATTENTION.

HEY, HEY.

HEY, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. I WAS SWEPT AWAY.

HEY, I'M NOT STICKING AROUND HERE

Hey, look at me everybody. Scratch a bartender, find a millionaire.

Hey, Luis. Hey, Sam.

HEY, NORM, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING LAST WEEK

Hey, Rick?

Hey, Rick. How are ya? Nice to meet you.

Hey, Sam, l'm desperate. l'll try anything.

HEY, SAM.

HEY, SAM. I'M PROUD OF YOU.

HEY, SAMMY, HERE SHE COMES.

Hey, Sammy? How about another beer down here?

Hey, that looks good. Who's your tailor?

Hey, that's a pretty terrific win you got there for yourself.

HEY, UH, PAUL.

HEY, WATCH YOUR MOUTH.

HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK A LITTLE LIKE TIP O'NEILL.

HEY, YOU'RE A MANIAC.

HEY, YOU'RE TELLING ME?

Hey! Get it over here!

Hey! l won the pool!

HEY! WHOA! YAY!

HEY. HEY, COME ON.

Hey. Of course l know who you are, Rick Walker.

Hey. You're in luck here. A genuine Red Sock's on his way over.

Hi, Diane.

Hi, everybody.

HI, EVERYONE.

Hi, fellas.

Hi, George.

Hi, Sam.

Hi, Sam. What's going on?

Hi, sweetheart.

Hi, there.

Hi.

Hi.

HI. HI.

HI. I'M BONNIE, AND I HAVE TO SAY

HI. I'M JOCELYN,

HI. I'M YVONNE.

Hi. What'll you have?

Hiked over the dunes, crisscrossed the island on bicycles.

His cologne's an affront to society but what harm would it do to ask?

His eye began to wander.

His name is Eric Finch.

Hit By Pitches.

Hit the bricks, pal.

Hitting those mean streets, never knowing if he's coming back or not.

Ho, Cliff. Isn't that Tibor Svetkovic?

Hold it down, everybody, it's the phone!

Hold your head up high

Holy...

Holy... !

Holy... !

HONEST FOLKS... LIKE ME AND YOU

Honey, excuse me. I gotta check the backroom.

HONEY, NO. THE JUDGES, THEY JUST COME IN,

Hop on one leg, big boy.

Hoping that it wouldn't change,

Hoping that it wouldn't change,

How about a beer, chief?

How about a couple of beers for the boys in the poolroom?

How about a couple of beers for the boys in the poolroom?

How about a good beating?

How about an early shower?

How about an ID?

How am supposed to I believe that?

How are we getting home, Mommy?

How are you doing?

How are you getting home?

How can that be in a place where no one can read?

How come you and Vera never had any kids?

How come you just don't use words?

How come you never got married?

How come you're late?

How come you're not in a toga?

How come your brother has beautiful curly blond hair and deep blue eyes?

How could I forget that? It changed my life.

How could l have known when l woke up

How could this happen?

How could you do that to that poor woman?

How could you go off with her?

How could you, Sam?

How dare you try to be funny when l hate you?

How do l know? Must've been a Mayan in here bragging about it.

How do we know that he brings enough money to cover Coach's losses?

How do you compete with that?

How do you do that?

How do you do, Carla?

How do you do?

HOW DO YOU DO?

HOW DO YOU KNOW IT FELL?

HOW DO YOU THINK IT FEELS

How does it keep you from drinking, just out of curiosity?

How far away is your car ?

How hot do you want it to get?

How long have you denied that burning desire?

How long have you wanted to do that?

How long is the wimp convention in town?

How many games did he win with that silly thing in his pocket

How many times did you play hurt?

How much are you giving him?

How much is it worth to you?

How much younger?

How to use them for shade.

How was Diane on a scale of 100?

How would you like to be my interview on the news tonight?

How you doin', Coach?

HOW YOU DOING, NORM?

How you doing?

How?

How'd you like to take a flying leap up a knuckle sandwich?

How's about every week?

How's life treating you?

How's the search for work, Norm?

HOW'S YOUR NEW JOB COMING, NORM?

However, I am proud to say that, for example,

However, if you insist.

However, in view of the developments in the last half an hour,

However, six or seven years really isn't that much.

Howl at the moon one time, they never let you forget it.

Humouring him's one thing. He can have all the fantasies he wants here.

HUNGRY?

Hurt's not the right word.

Hustle. I mean it.

I actually thought about throwing myself in the lake.

I adjust my cap, go down to the rosin bag, walk around the mound.

I always buy 'em breakfast, don't I?

I always loved that kid Tommy.

I always thought Boston was a lot bigger.

I always thought I might be pretty good.

I ALWAYS WANTED TO POP YOU ONE.

I am carrying a little torch for you.

I AM DIANE CHAMBERS,

I am in a wonderful mood today.

I AM MOVED, CLIFF. I'M VISIBLY MOVED.

I AM NOT A REGULAR PERSON.

I am not!

I am so embarrassed.

I am sorry to interrupt, but I have something important to say.

I appreciate this, Sam. I really do.

I appreciate you defending me, but I'm used to people riding me.

I became a master.

I beg your pardon?

I believe it.

I bet you're kicking yourself that I got to her first.

I BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL.

I bought 30 gross. Take your pick.

I brought my shrink to meet you all. He wanted to put names with faces.

I called my friend. She said she'd love to go out with Sam.

I came from Seattle to talk to him. Gus is the man.

I came from Seattle to talk to him. Gus is the man.

I CAME HERE TO WIN.

I came in the back door.

I came in to cheer you up a little.

I came in to cheer you up a little.

I can always find something in it to make me happy.

I can defend myself without having to call in Spider Lady.

I can make the hair on my arms stand up any time I want. See?

I can teach it how to slide into second base.

I can't believe it. Gus is gone?

I can't believe it. Gus is gone?

I can't believe the graffiti in this place.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe you're making such a fuss over two guys in a bar.

I can't believe you're that upset over an animal dying.

I can't do that. I love the kid.

I can't do that. I love the kid.

I can't even remember what we were talking about.

I can't explain now. Just stay away from that woman.

I can't fly to Barbados this confused

I can't help but feel sorry for him.

I can't take it any more.

I can't. That's why I like having young athletes around.

I coached this kid in double A ball, and with the Red Sox.

I could feel the wind from his warm up swings.

I could get to first base on any pitch.

I could see his panther tattoo through the little holes.

I could teach him how to hit your pitches out of the ballpark.

I could understand this behaviour from an oversexed adolescent.

I COULD WRITE A BOOK ON THE SUBJECT.

I developed an elbow problem. I bent it too much.

I did make a couple of nice moves. Like when I...

I DIDN'T COME HERE TO LOSE.

I didn't even know you and Carla were dating.

I didn't feel like being with a woman tonight. Goodnight, Nina.

I DIDN'T GET THE JOB IN VENEZUELA.

I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

I didn't know you had a sister.

I didn't know you thought I was attractive.

I didn't mean all that stuff. C'mon, have a drink.

I didn't realise you were carrying such a torch for me.

I didn't say we came straight from the concert.

I didn't say we came straight from the concert.

I didn't see a washed up ex former has been.

I didn't see anything. I still don't.

I didn't tell you beforehand, but I didn't think your chances were good.

I didn't until I saw those pictures from the space shuttle.

I DISCOVERED THAT SO CALLED

I do everything the same round here.

I do feel like a movie tonight.

I do feel like a movie tonight.

I do get that sometimes.

I DO HAVE A ROMANTIC SIDE, DIANE.

I do need a job. And I'll find one.

I do wanna help. Come on, let's talk.

I do, lady. I could set you up with the best date you ever had.

I DON'T BELIEVE I COULD BE SO STUPID.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

I don't believe it. Bars don't turn gay overnight.

I don't believe this. I feel like I've been transported in time

I don't believe this. I feel like I've been transported in time

I don't believe this. I mean, I know the guy.

I don't care what anybody says.

I don't care what anybody says.

I DON'T CARE.

I don't care. And I don't care what you think.

I DON'T EVEN CARE WHERE THEY ARE ANYMORE.

I don't get off until two.

I don't have a back door.

I don't know anything about the subject.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO...FIRST.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, BUT IT'S MAKING ME HOT.

I don't know what to do. Anyone know anything about plumbing?

I don't know where my mind is today.

I don't know why I talk to you. Every conversation we have is an ordeal.

I DON'T KNOW, SAMMY.

I don't know. Guess he doesn't have a dog.

I don't know. I haven't been there for a while.

I DON'T KNOW. MAKES ME NERVOUS

I don't know. Mostly local papers.

I don't like Sumner.

I don't mean to criticise.

I don't mean to criticise.

I don't suppose I could impose upon you people to save me a few steps?

I don't suppose I could impose upon you people to save me a few steps?

I don't think that.

I don't think that.

I don't think we should be the ones to bring this up.

I don't think you should throw it away.

I don't think...

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE PROBLEM IS HERE.

I don't wanna cause you any more problems, so I'm gonna take off.

I don't wanna hear an "I didn't get asked to the junior prom" story.

I don't want to be left alone locked up in this bar all ni...

I don't want to carry all these bills. Give me a 20 for the lot.

I don't want to do better.

I don't want to do better.

I don't work for a man who has no compassion for my children.

I don't. You got ten seconds to get out. Give me back my watch!

I ENJOY BEING SPONTANEOUS...

I enjoy integrating formerly unassociated supporting elements

I ENTERED HER WITHOUT TELLING HER.

I FELL ASLEEP WHILE I WAS GOING OVER MY NOTES

I figure the only way to get him is to challenge him on the first pitch.

I finally meet Gretchen. Sam talks about you all the time.

I find that very hard to believe.

I forgot to change the reservations again.

I FOUND IT LYING AROUND YOUR WALLET.

I FOUND IT.

I get around you, and my testosterone goes up 78 percent.

I GET IT. I GOT IT.

I give it six months.

I give up. The woman's undateable.

I GO TO MODELING SCHOOL.

I go to the corner, use the payphone, call her up,

I got a feeling I might finish it tonight.

I got a problem. Diane's helping me talk through it.

I got an extra girl on my hands.

I got an idea.

I got it right off your application.

I got soaked on the way home.

I GOT SOMETHING, SAM, BUT I'M NOT TOO EXCITED ABOUT IT.

I got stiffed twice.

I got to call her up for a date, buy flowers, take her someplace fancy.

I gotta fit in five more sites before six o'clock. I'll never make it.

I gotta get rid of a little now. I'll be in the little boys' room.

I guess I'd have to say one day in Baltimore.

I guess I've never looked into your eyes.

I guess I've never looked into your eyes.

I GUESS IF A CONTESTANT HAD A FEW THINGS TO SAY,

I guess she really did want some help with this child.

I guess she'll do until dumb comes along.

I guess she'll do until dumb comes along.

I guess that he's an athlete.

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

I had a fabulous discussion with my art history professor.

I had really had it.

I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING. YOU JUST FED ME.

I happen to be the guinea pig.

I hardly think that's the sort of woman Sam would go out with.

I hardly think that's the sort of woman Sam would go out with.

I HATE FEMALE CONTESTS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.

I hate that stuff. Who wants to see a guy go and manipulate and torment

I HATE THIS.

I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, COACH,

I have a buck after all. I don't need change. Give me my ten back.

I have been saying so all day with the look in my eye,

I have consulted him professionally myself.

I have got to be going somewhere.

I have got to be going somewhere.

I have struggled to make certain changes in myself

I have, too.

I haven't asked a girl out in years. I don't know if my old lines work.

I HAVEN'T HAD A BEER SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHEN

I haven't had a drink in three years.

I HAVEN'T HAD A GLASS OF WINE IN AGES.

I haven't heard a lot of classical music, but I like it.

I haven't heard a lot of classical music, but I like it.

I heard you were kind of a wolf.

I held on to it for sentimental reasons.

I hit a soft spot, huh?

I hit it, didn't l?

I hold it in the air, about like that.

I hope he doesn't try to pull anything on you.

I hope it's OK, the super's gonna call me here when the heat's on.

I hope nobody told you the bus goes by here.

I imagined a small point way off in the distance...

I insist you have my grandmother's antique gold wedding ring.

I just came from a classic massacre of Boston by the Yankees.

I just came from a late lunch at the Copley Plaza.

I JUST CAME FROM THE BARBER SHOP.

I just can't believe it.

I JUST CHECKED OUT THE OLD COMPETITION.

I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO CATCH YOU OFF GUARD, THAT'S ALL.

I just don't feel right about it.

I just don't want that to happen at Cheers.

I JUST FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO BE IN A PLACE

I just got carried away.

I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU, AND I MEAN THIS.

I just kept thinking of that point. He never fazed me, I'm telling you.

I JUST PICKED UP THE SILLY PICTURE AND SENT IT IN.

I just remembered, I left it at Nina's apartment.

I just started thinking about how rotten my whole life was...

I just thought of the perfect woman.

I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE.

I just went to renew my driver's licence.

I kind of like that. Our first date.

I knew they'd grow on you.

I KNOW I MAKE A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT VERA,

I KNOW I'VE BEEN MAKING A LOT OF PASSES AT YOU, BUT I SWEAR,

I know I've only worked here a short time,

I know I've only worked here a short time,

I know it sounds a little crazy,

I know what I like to do.

I know what you mean.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I know what you're up to, you sly boots.

I know who you mean. That was two owners ago.

I know who you mean. That was two owners ago.

I know why you brought Debra here.

I know why you brought Debra here.

I know you.

I know you're not going to believe this, but I do admire you.

I know, they'd never forgive us.

I know.

I left right after the Red Sox fans had their seventh inning wretch.

I let go of it real careful,

I let you do this one time but no more. I don't want you come back.

I lied so he'd support it.

I like fun women, hot dogs, game shows.

I like fun women, hot dogs, game shows.

I like rat parts. It's my favourite part of the hot dog.

I like rat parts. It's my favourite part of the hot dog.

I like science.

I like the lady who knows what she likes to do and does what she likes.

I look at Vera... I just can't.

I looked up from my Proust, she had her nose in her Yeats.

I love a stylish guy.

I LOVE BEING ENTERED IN DEGRADING FEMALE CONTESTS.

I love lndian films. Remember Fort Apache?

I love to see a woman

I love you, Tom Kenderson.

I love your wit.

I make 'em the way you like 'em. On the house. Coach.

I may be the dim ex baseball player and you're the postgraduate,

I may be the dim ex baseball player and you're the postgraduate,

I MAY NOT BE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WAITRESS HERE,

I MAY NOT BE THE MOST TALENTED,

I MEAN IT. I DESERVE THAT MUCH.

I MEAN, EVERY TIME WE TRY TO GET TOGETHER,

I MEAN, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE,

I MEAN, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK.

I mean, I get enough competition from women.

I MEAN, I USED TO ENJOY COMING IN HERE

I mean, I worked all my life to get this mean.

I MEAN, IN BOSTON, THIS IS CONSIDERED A VERY, VERY BIG HONOR, DIANE.

I MEAN, IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL?

I mean, it's Gus this and Gus that, and I'm fed up with it.

I mean, it's Gus this and Gus that, and I'm fed up with it.

I MEAN, LOOK, LOOK. JUST 'CAUSE I'M A NEAT LOOKING GUY

I MEAN, THIS IS NOT THE U.N. HERE.

I MEAN, WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE IT.

I MEAN, YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR WHOLE FUTURE

I meant to read it last night, but an emergency came up.

I met him in the back room and I paid him to go out with you.

I met Sumner two years ago.

I miss the fans. The people of Boston were very good to me

I need a waitress. You need a job.

I need an old fashioned, a brandy Alexander and a martini.

I need two vodka gimlets, one straight up, one blended, rocks,

I need...

I never had a pet. My grandfather had a dog that I loved very much.

I never knew Lorne Greene had bagonzas.

I never mix in her personal life and she mixes in mine.

I never thought that much about morality and integrity.

I no longer have to cover my eyes when I watch a hockey fight.

I noticed that the days the belt is in a state of flux,

I now feel I have a full grasp of lmpressionism.

I ONLY WISH THE WHOLE WORLD COULD HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.

I perfected it when I was with the St Louis Browns.

I probably know that, don't I? What if this girl doesn't like me?

I pulled his socks right over his spikes.

I read in the programme that Mozart died when he was 35.

I read in the programme that Mozart died when he was 35.

I really appreciate you coming in here. High point of my day.

I REALLY DIDN'T EXPECT TO WIN THIS CONTEST.

I really got lucky this time, boy.

I really had to dive for that one, but I still got the old touch.

I REALLY LIKE BEING JUST WHAT I AM

I really wish you had.

I remember sitting in a piano bar and he requested a show tune.

I resent that. You don't have to feel sorry for me.

I said I thought you were carrying a torch for me.

I said that only to get you to admit that you are.

I said there were two gay men here. I didn't say who they were.

I said to myself, "I would be crazy to let this girl get out of my life."

I SAID, "NOW THERE GOES A CUTE COUPLE."

I said, Sam was the first retired guy you thought of!

I saw Teddy Kennedy over there.

I see what you're doing.

I see.

I see.

I see.

I see. They're all gone.

I sense that we've had some trouble hitting it off tonight

I sense that you're unhappy right now.

I sense that you're unhappy right now.

I sensed something very special going on there

I sensed something very special going on there.

I should have known you weren't there for the music.

I should tell you, parenthetically,

I should've known.

I shouldn't have. I apologise. I was kind of upset.

I shouldn't have. I apologise. I was kind of upset.

I SOLD OUT WOMANKIND

I spent the weekend at an lndian film festival.

I still get the win, don't l?

I still say that Kennedy will be president some day.

I suppose we've all got our favourite 1:37 story.

I suppose you know better than I whom I should date?

I sure did. You were passed out at the time.

I sure don't wanna hear an "I didn't get elected cheerleader" story.

I SWEAR IT.

I tell you, go for it!

I think Cheers should adopt this child.

I think I like this girl.

I think I'd better just lie down for a minute, alright?

I THINK I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF SHERRY, TOO, PLEASE.

I think I've just lost my appetite...

I think it's a trick, Sam.

I THINK KEATS WOULD HAVE SAID IT DIFFERENTLY...

I think not.

I think of you when I get the itch.

I think that's ghoulish.

I think there might be some commercials you might do very well.

I THINK WE'RE ABOUT READY TO START SOMETHING

I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN KISS.

I think you're a person with a lot of anger inside.

I think you're gonna like this. It's an amusing little wine.

I think you're gonna like this. It's an amusing little wine.

I think, if nobody minds, I'll take my lunch now.

I thought about that. It's a tough one, but I think I've got it.

I thought about that. It's a tough one, but I think I've got it.

I thought I had a dollar. I got a ten. You got change?

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE IF WE DID.

I thought my attorney made my position clear on that

I thought that you thought you were the ideal date for me and vice versa.

I thought that you were talking about us. You and me.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE JUDGES WEREN'T LOOKING FOR SEX.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE

I thought you were an English major?

I thought you were gonna do that.

I thought you'd read the book and it was cool.

I took him for a walk every morning.

I understand something about psychology.

I understand that you were an athlete.

I understand.

I understand. One's trying to move into my neighbourhood.

I understand. You're the best reliever the Red Sox ever had.

I USED TO HAVE HALF A BEER ON A HOT DAY.

I usually don't notice things like that,

I usually don't notice things like that,

I waited till he went to the men's room.

I wanna show you some of those sissy things I got suspended for.

I want to know how you can live with yourself.

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.

I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT.

I wanted a little sympathy.

I wanted to stick with the original name.

I wanted to throw them in her mother's face,

I wanted you to read the book, Sam.

I was afraid of this. We have to sedate the man, he's hysterical.

I was coming in late one day,

I was coming in late one day,

I was fast but you were faster.

I was here last night with people, but they're not with me tonight.

I was in the motor pool in the service.

I was just hoping that these commercials would get it back for me.

I was not a great drunk. I was a good drunk.

I was on a ski weekend up at Stowe.

I was on a ski weekend up at Stowe.

I was so flattered when he went out of his way

I was so surprised when she told me about it yesterday.

I was with the waitress, and he came out of the closet wearing a...

I WAS. I WAS.

I wasn't close to anyone in my family.

I wasn't going to say anything, but you've proved you're open minded.

I WASN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING.

I WASN'T REALLY TRYING.

I WENT TO THE WOODS YESTERDAY

I WILL BEAT ANY WHO COME AGAINST ME.

I WILL BEAT THEM ALL.

I WILL NEVER BE HUNGRY AGAIN!

I will put the past behind me,

I will say that at least they were too stupid to be harmful.

I WILL. MAYBE I CAN STILL CATCH HIM.

I wish I had some money on the Celtics.

I wish I had the money so I could take care of the kid myself.

I wish you hadn't said that about the Bruins.

I WON'T LET IT END THIS WAY.

I WON'T SAY ANYTHING.

I wonder what I have to do to get a raise out of the boss.

I wonder why people tell bartenders their problems.

I worry about him.

I would have thought them insane.

I would just like to know why this is happening.

I, UH...YOU KNOW,

I, UM...

I...

I...

I... From the French. Jacques.

I... Well, I guess I...

I'd had a really rotten day.

I'd hate to see the bowling alleys close on my account.

I'd hate to see the bowling alleys close on my account.

I'D HAVE ADDED SOMETHING INTERESTING.

I'd have told you but he swore me to secrecy.

I'd help the poor.

I'd help the poor.

I'd kinda like to see that.

I'd lean into a pitch or dive face first into a bag.

I'd like a bottle of your best champagne.

I'd like to change the reservations for Mr and Mrs Sumner Sloane,

I'd like to thank each and every one of them.

I'd like two draughts and a Scotch on the rocks

I'D RATHER STAY WITH YOU.

I'd spot a cute dame in the stands and to get their attention, I'd...

I'd still be dragging my box spring without Ernie.

I'll admit that I'm carrying a little one for you.

I'll be alright.

I'll be back before you know it with your wedding ring.

I'll be back.

I'll be damned. Who the hell was I thinking of?

I'll be right back. I have to discipline an employee.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. WHAT IS IT, SAM?

I'll be right back. What's your name?

I'll be right back. What's your name?

I'LL BE YOUR SISTER IN LAW.

I'll call you back later, OK?

I'll do the kid's taxes.

I'll find it. And when I do, I'll know it.

I'LL FIND SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU.

I'll get it down.

I'll get the glasses.

I'll give you a $30 bill, and we're even.

I'LL HAVE A BEER.

I'LL HAVE A CUP OF TEA.

I'LL HAVE SODA WATER.

I'll just go back and get him right now. You just hang on here.

I'LL KILL HIM.

I'll make a few calls.

I'll make a few calls.

I'LL MISS YOU ALL VERY MUCH.

I'll never forget that guy. He had such a great name. Gus.

I'll never forget that guy. He had such a great name. Gus.

I'LL PASS HER A NOTE IN GYM.

I'LL RUN A TAB.

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE CONTEST.

I'LL SEND YOU CHRISTMAS CARDS EVERY YEAR.

I'LL STAY.

I'll stop you before I get the vapours.

I'LL TAKE MY SPEECH, THANK YOU.

I'LL TELL HIM I'M GOING AWAY WITH HIS BROTHER

I'LL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT I WANT.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DO.

I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

I'll tell you. I always look on the bright side.

I'm a Bruin.

I'M A JANITOR AT A BIOLOGY LAB

I'm a pretty good judge of people.

I'm allergic to cat stories.

I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong.

I'm busy.

I'm certainly not carrying a torch for you.

I'm coming in with a man on second and third.

I'm Dr Sumner Sloane, Professor of World Literature at the U

I'M ECSTATIC. GOOD BYE.

I'm feeling like quite the matchmaker.

I'm giving you one more chance. Take it.

I'm glad you're here. There's something I want to talk about.

I'm going home.

I'm going out with that lady.

I'M GOING TO BOUNCE YOU OFF EVERY WALL

I'M GOING TO CALL THEM AT THE CONTEST,

I'M GOING TO MAKE A STATEMENT

I'm going to need a couple of hours off at the end of April.

I'M GOING TO NEED SOMETHING TO KILL TIME

I'M GOING TO NIBBLE ON YOUR EAR.

I'm going to talk to you first.

I'm gonna be in back, cleaning up.

I'M GONNA BE IN THE OFFICE.

I'm gonna change.

I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna go back there and talk to him.

I'm gonna go back there and talk to him.

I'm gonna play pool.

I'm gonna play pool.

I'm gonna tell him Carla's in therapy and ask him to understand.

I'm hungry. I'm hungry.

I'm incredibly good looking, incredibly rich and incredibly nice.

I'm just an average guy.

I'm just playing with her.

I'm kidding. What I mean is,

I'm kinda glad I did that now.

I'm knocking off, Sam. Home to my book.

I'm Lana Marshall. I'm Tibor's commercial agent.

I'm late.

I'M LEAVING NOW.

I'm looking forward to it.

I'm no Harold Flynn, but it's OK.

I'M NO LONGER IN THE EMPLOY

I'm not exactly a household name.

I'm not exactly crazy about them.

I'm not going to marry her.

I'm not in the habit of talking with bartenders.

I'm not much of a baseball fan, but it sounds interesting.

I'M NOT STICKING AROUND FOR THAT.

I'm not sure. These guys are my regulars.

I'm not unhappy.

I'm on my way to first

I'm out of practice. It's years since I did an interview.

I'm pouring a beer. Norm's in line.

I'm practising my floating coin trick.

I'm probably gonna regret this, but you could work here.

I'm proud of you. This shows real initiative.

I'm proud you licked it, Sammy. Must've been hell.

I'm really excited that he agreed to do the interview.

I'm Sam Malone.

I'M SAM MALONE.

I'M SAVING MY MONEY

I'm saying that it would be very difficult for you.

I'm saying that it would be very difficult for you.

I'm serious. Coach, who do you think?

I'm sorry I had to do that,

I'M SORRY I SHRIEKED THE WRONG NAME.

I'm sorry, I don't remember you.

I'm sorry, I was wrong. He had to step out.

I'M SORRY, NORM. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.

I'm sorry, pre law was after literature and before psycho...

I'm sorry, soldier.

I'm sorry. Here.

I'm sorry. I am sorry.

I'm sorry. I like it this way. Look!

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.

I'm sorry. If I didn't own this place, I'd fire me on the spot.

I'm sorry. It's just that it's pretty skimpy, isn't it?

I'm standing in a popular watering hole called Cheers.

I'M STAYING IN THE CONTEST.

I'm still kind of in awe of him, you know.

I'm taking you on. You and all your problems.

I'm taking you on. You and all your problems.

I'm talking about betting against the Celtics.

I'm telling you, it was incredible.

I'm telling you, within a month there'll be wild music

I'M TELLING YOU, YOU SURPRISE ME, CLIFF.

I'm tempted to do this, to see what kind of a joke you'd bring in.

I'm terribly sorry

I'm terribly sorry.

I'M THE BEST THING THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU

I'M THE BETTER FOR IT.

I'm trying to help you guys out. If you wanna upgrade...

I'm trying to help you.

I'm willing to listen.

I'm your friend and I like you.

I've always been crazy about them.

I've always wondered what gas you use to pressurise those beer kegs.

I've been a bartender for five years

I've been a bartender for five years.

I've been hungry for Italian food all day.

I've been in the mood for a movie all day long.

I've been in the mood for a movie all day long.

I've been serving him all night.

I'VE BEEN TO A COUPLE OF THESE THINGS BEFORE.

I'VE BEEN WITH HIM THROUGH HIS DIVORCE,

I've been working damn hard and I'm better.

I've come a long way, though.

I'VE DONE SOMETHING SPONTANEOUS.

I'VE ENJOYED KNOWING ALL OF YOU.

I've got a lot on my mind. I can't remember everything.

I've got a pet little theory about that.

I've got a problem. Maybe you can help me out.

I've got four kids and one bathroom.

I've got some lovely roast beef for a sandwich.

I've gotta be back in Seattle Thursday night.

I've gotta be back in Seattle Thursday night.

I've had a real rough day,

I've had lots of calls about you.

I've had my share of people with problems.

I've had my share of people with problems.

I've had no experience with ordinary men.

I'VE HAD WARTS THAT WENT AWAY QUICKER.

I've just been talking to my secretary about the winter schedule.

I've learned from past experience,

I've only read it once.

I've read about that and it sounds wonderful.

I've seen a good linebacker turn a team around.

If anyone had told me a week ago that I would be doing this,

If ever I can be there for you, just let me know and I'll be there.

IF FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE, HE'S HONEST,

If guys keep coming out of the closet,

IF HE DOES ONE OF HIS BLITHE, GRATUITOUS JOKES, I'M LEAVING.

IF HE'D GIVE ME SOMETHING, ANYTHING, I'D STAY.

If I can't accept the kid the way he is, I'll lose him.

If I can't accept the kid the way he is, I'll lose him.

If I didn't have this job, I'd have to stay home with them.

If I get cute, he'll kill me.

If I lose them, I lose my bar.

If I see one sign that you're enjoying this, you're in trouble.

If I see one sign that you're enjoying this, you're in trouble.

If it doesn't get too intense.

If it takes me longer than six minutes, I'll quit.

If it's my missus, I'm on my way.

If l may say so myself, l'm very highly recommended

If l told you l already think you're silly?

If lummox is your cup of tea.

If single women stop coming in here, I have no reason to live.

IF THAT WOMAN EVER PACKED HER BAGS AND LEFT ME,

IF THERE'S NOBODY THERE,

If they're attached to anything, even a truck, I'm gonna marry it.

If they're attached to anything, even a truck, I'm gonna marry it.

If this guy wants to be a spy, humour him, indulge him.

If you don't like it, fine. This ain't such a great job.

If you don't want to talk about it...

If you don't...

If you get some time later, could you tell me what we were talking about?

If you go out with mine, I'll go out with yours.

If you insist.

IF YOU LIKE SAM AT ALL,

If you stop being friendly?

If you were so good, why aren't you still playing?

IF YOU WON IT FOR US.

If you'd tried that at St Clete's School for Girls,

If you'll admit that you are carrying a little torch for me,

If you'll excuse me, I'll go say goodbye to my bathroom.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go sc**** the bugs off my teeth.

IF YOU'RE HAPPY.

If you're my friend, you won't say anything, OK?

If you're not, I apologise, but is your name Sumner Sloane?

Imagine writing all that music before you're 35.

Imagine writing all that music before you're 35.

IMPORTED OR DOMESTIC?

IN A COUNTY FAIR, YOU TAKE THE COW TO THE JUDGES.

In a minute.

In a minute.

IN A PLANE OR ON HIS BACK?

IN A PUBLIC DISPLAY OF SERVITUDE."

In a sensory deprivation tank.

In a way, I was complimenting you. You can do better.

In a way, I was complimenting you. You can do better.

In any case, you sit at the bar and chat with Sam while I'm gone.

In fact, get ready to laugh,

In fact, I have a hunch you're about to see that woman swept off her feet.

In fact, one of them tried to hit on me.

IN FACT, THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT YOU THAT I LIKE,

IN FRONT OF ME OR ANY OTHER MAIL CARRIER. ALL RIGHT?

In my bathtub.

In one case, I even took sides.

IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE ONE'S GOALS.

In order to fit in to the general milieu.

IN RESPECT TO HOW WELL THEY SERVE MAN.

In that case,

In the end, everything we strive for comes to nothing.

IN THE MEN'S SALON.

IN THIS OFFICE!

IN TOMORROW'S PAPER.

In Yankee Stadium I had to face 50,000 Eddies.

INTERESTING, INTERESTING.

Interview me? I haven't been in baseball for years.

Into getting rid of people for more and more power.

Introduce me to your co workers. They'd get a bang out of this.

IRISH COFFEE...

Irritates the hell out of me.

Is a floormat and The Bolero played at 78,...

IS DIANE ABOUT TO FALL FOR SAM'S BROTHER?

Is he...?

Is l used to have this problem with my brother, Derek.

Is like forgetting to burn your code book.''

Is like watching a great matador prepare for a bullfight.

IS NOTHING TO WHAT I FELT

Is plenty for this country girl.

IS THAT A.M. BOSTON?

Is that Brandy with a Y or two Es?

Is that Brandy with a Y or two Es?

Is that right?

Is that right? I'm Sam Malone, the boss here.

Is that we're not all like how we're portrayed in the cinema.

IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN PLANNING THE WHOLE TIME?

Is that when I see an old athlete reliving his glory days on TV,

IS THE SEVERITY OF OBSTACLES

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT I CAN DO FOR YOU?

Is there anything you weren't in college?

Is there chance that you and I could go someplace and laugh together?

Is there chance that you and I could go someplace and laugh together?

Is there something between you two?

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG, MISS?

Is this my day, or what? First Teddy Kennedy now Tibor Svetkovic.

Is this some kind of joke?

Is to repress his feelings.

Is very unexciting and it's very dull.

IS YOUR WINE DRY?

Isn't that the one that Buster Crabbe wears on TV?

It ain't for me, it's for a friend. He asked me to order it for him.

It ain't for me, it's for a friend. He asked me to order it for him.

It ain't me.

It appears that all the other intellectuals are busy.

It could be very powerful.

It didn't hurt that you were standing next to a Cro Magnon.

IT HAD THANK YOU.

It had something to do with things going my way.

It hangs there.

IT HAS BEEN QUITE

IT HAS BEEN QUITE AN EXPERIENCE.

IT HAS BEEN QUITE...

It is glaringly apparent that no one here

It is in the summer.

It just came to me. It was an impulse.

It left me euphoric.

It may seem impossible to you, one whose idea of romance

It might fight back these tears. Wanna join me?

It must've been a shock when Tom wrote about coming out of the closet.

It occurs to me that... Cliff hasn't had a date in quite some time.

IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD TO FIND HIM.

It turns out we were cousins.

It used to be the soap of the stars.

IT WAS GREAT.

It was here that in 1535

IT WAS JUST A JOKE.

It was maybe the worst night of my life.

It was nice. It was very nice, OK?

It was Norm's idea. The man's a genius.

It was the first laugh I had all day.

It was the most exciting thing I ever saw!

IT WASN'T AN ANNOUNCEMENT.

It wasn't my fault. He should've told me.

It wasn't that great a lie.

It would break her heart again

IT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED BY NOW.

It would really help her out and l would consider it a favour.

IT'LL BE NICE TO BE REMEMBERED

IT'LL MAKE A NICE BRAND.

It's 30 degrees outside and my feet are throbbing.

It's a crass ploy.

IT'S A DISMAL SPOT IN GREENLAND SOMEWHERE.

It's a funny thing, too,

It's a great idea. Sit down, I'll show you the place.

It's a production of Twelve Angry Men,

It's a reflex I learned in a class. Practical Feminism.

IT'S A SHAM.

It's a trick, right? Strings, wires and stuff?

It's a walking tour of Boston.

It's about how we handled the pressures of baseball.

It's about time this old cowpoke moseyed off to the bathroom.

It's about time this old cowpoke moseyed off to the bathroom.

It's all turned around. I feel wonderful.

It's always just... sort of beautiful.

It's an incredible story actually.

It's been a long time since I've run my fingers over a girl's digits.

It's belongs to something.

It's big money, and they want to fly you to Hawaii.

It's Carla. And Ed's on his way over.

IT'S CLEAR WE'VE REACHED A PHILOSOPHICAL IMPASSE HERE, YOU KNOW,

It's covered.

IT'S DEREK.

It's getting late.

It's getting late.

It's getting strange up there.

It's going to be our kid.

It's good to get it off your chest.

It's good to hear from you! I'm so glad the operation's over.

It's good to see you, but I should get back to work.

It's gotta be that double header against the Orioles in '72.

IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU BACK IN ACTION AGAIN.

IT'S HER DAY OFF. SHE MUST BE OUT WITH DEREK.

It's important. Come back to the office now.

It's just that guys should be guys, Diane. That's all.

It's kind of funny when you put it that way.

It's no fun looking for work, Sammy.

It's no use. Nobody's gonna hire me anyway.

It's not a lead in the high school play story

It's not an "I didn't get asked to the junior prom" story.

IT'S NOT AS BIG AS MAIL CARRIER OF THE YEAR, OF COURSE,

It's not that bad, really. Sweetheart, it's no problem.

It's OK, the pilot knows the way.

IT'S ONLY THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR.

It's really nice to meet you, Doctor.

IT'S SILLINESS TO TRY TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

It's still hard for me to tell people from the old days.

It's the damnedest thing. I kept wanting to smell her neck.

It's the old story. First game, bottom of the ninth.

It's to help out with the kid.

It's tomorrow?

IT'S TOO LATE TO PUT A HELP WANTED AD

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.

It's very simple.

It's vitally important you handle your emotions properly.

It's wonderful for the development of the major muscle groups,

It's worth $20 if you'll go out with her.

Jack Daniel's.

James Naismith, Springfield College.

Jeez!

Jensen, nice suit.

Jim Rice is out of town, Robert Parish was last week.

John Harvard raised his eyes to heaven and announced...

John McEnroe cancelled out on me.

JOKE ABOUT THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE

Julius LaRosa?

Just a business arrangement. l do appreciate it for Mommy's sake.

Just a few weeks ago, you were making time with every foxy lady in Boston,

JUST A LITTLE BIT OFF YOUR SHOULDERS...

Just a little something I do.

JUST A NICE APPEARANCE, THAT'S ALL.

Just a riot. He was always pulling something.

Just about every day. l work here.

Just admit that you're hung up on me, dammit.

Just as well. Our heads are spinning.

Just as well. Our heads are spinning.

Just don't screw it up. Come here, Coach.

Just enough to get by.

JUST EVERYBODY PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

JUST FOLLOW THE SOUND OF APPLAUSE.

Just for a couple of days and then we'll get divorced.

Just for a few days. There's no other way.

Just give me a few minutes to spruce up.

Just great. A minute ago, everything seemed so hopeless.

Just leave me alone. I'm running a business here.

JUST LET

Just listen for a moment.

Just my luck. She doesn't like my snippets.

Just once?

Just pick it up.

Just playing around with her...

JUST PUT AAH, NO! ALL RIGHT, PLEASE DON'T GO!

Just put your left hand down, like that.

Just stand up for a minute.

Just tell her the reason you rejected her

JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,

Just thinking about it makes the hair on my arms go up. Look!

Just wait on some tables.

Just watching a hummingbird, hovering next to a flower.

JUST WITH A HOPE THAT MAYBE SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN BETWEEN US.

Just yesterday, some guy sat right here next to me for 1 1 hours.

Just, please, come right down here. Stand right here, Sam.

Justice of the Peace, who will perform the ceremony.

Kansas City.

Karashnikov's Another Christmas of Agony, it failed to soothe me.

Kev, you're an attractive guy.

Kevin, it's our pleasure.

Kevin, sit down for a second.

Kevin, speaking as a woman,

Kevin, you realise what this means?

Kevin, you said you're an ordinary person.

Kevin...

Kind of a dumb question. Of course he's here. Present and accounted for.

Kinda like Howard Hughes, Mr Hilliard?

Kinky.

Kiss me.

Knock me out and wake me when it's potty trained.

Know what they ask for a bicycle licence?

Knowing that and knowing you know it and are tortured by it

L actually get paid to stand here and listen to great conversation.

L always get this way when l'm nervous. What can l do to stop?

L always say, ''Nurse a drink, starve a bartender.''

L always wanted to be a painter.

L am aware of that.

L am going to comb this city.

L am not. l don't have any feelings about this.

L am opinionated, l am stubborn, l am smug....

L believe you had a question there.

L blacked those out myself.

L can assure you, it's not you.

L can have three queens in my hand at any time.

L can see it. This'll make that luau look like a pig roast.

L can see that there's such emotion in this room.

L can survive nine innings, huh?

L can't believe it.

L can't believe it. You two?

L can't believe your job depends on you finding this guy a woman.

L can't guarantee that it's gonna work.

L care nothing. l feel nothing.

L could make you very happy.

L couldn't help noticing your arms.

L couldn't help overhearing your problems.

L decided to get my balalaikas out of there.

L decided to go for pleasant.

L did think of one icebreaker. l go through this year's audits,

L didn't go to any psychiatrists. l didn't read any fancy books.

L didn't hear anything.

L didn't recognise the uniform on the telephone.

L didn't think Mommy'd be caught dead in a place like this.

L didn't think you were bright enough to pull it off.

L didn't wanna tell you the real situation cos you'll think l'm silly.

L didn't want to go through life being handed money on a silver tray.

L do not!

L don't believe that guy's a spy for one minute. He's lying.

L don't believe the whole thing happened.

L don't believe this guy.

L don't care.

L don't drink. But keep plenty for the others. Lotta catching up to do.

L don't even know where to find him.

L don't have to play smoochy woochy with my superiors the way you do.

L don't kiss and tell.

L don't know exactly what's going on here,

L don't know what to say to you except l'm sorry.

L don't know, l left my TV by the heater last night. lt exploded.

L don't know. lt's tricky, isn't it?

L don't know. Tell her that you belong to someone else.

L don't understand it. They sounded so good over the phone.

L don't understand why you chose now

L don't understand why you're trying to make me so crazy.

L don't usually do this, but let's have another.

L don't wanna think about anything or anybody but us all night long.

L don't want him to think l'm a bar fly.

L don't want your charity and l don't want your pity,

L expected to see more lost, desperate souls sitting around.

L failed. l blew it.

L feel it! l feel that beat!

L feel so used.

L feel terrible.

L felt something kick.

L figured you'd heard it. Big boat, hit an iceberg. Bang! Down it went.

L get 22, but this one could be the national anthem.

L get it.

L get it. You think l'm a kissy, right?

L get it. You'd rather be here when he's back there, right?

L gonna bring some company in.

L got a sister who's got me beat in every way.

L got an idea. Why don't you go back to my office?

L got four kids. l'm not looking for more.

L got it. We beat him up, strip him, take his money and put him on a bus.

L gotta butter him up a little bit.

L gotta do something special to turn them on, wake 'em up.

L gotta go crawl into bed with mine.

L gotta say Francis the Talking Mule.

L guess Derek does OK for himself.

L guess l could give the old geezer a couple of minutes of my time.

L guess l gave the wrong one to Rick, huh?

L guess l'm kind of old fashioned.

L guess l'm the last one.

L guess this is the last one.

L guess working in a bar makes you grumpy.

L guess you never saw one of my curve balls.

L had a pretty nice day off myself.

L hate to admit it but Carla just got in the book.

L have a considerable sum of money stashed away.

L have a date myself tonight. lt's a good night for it.

L have a great deal of experience, and,

L have a healthy attitude toward...

L have no respect for a man who can't control himself

L have something that makes Updike seem like small pommes de terre.

L have to take a vow of chastity. l also have to take a vow of silence.

L haven't moved. How did l get back to pig?

L haven't played poker in years. l just hope l don't embarrass myself.

L helped you. l fought the Kaiser when your daddy was in diapers.

L hope he thanked you for it.

L hope they don't use that canned laughter.

L hope you won't think me presumptuous,

L hope you're frying.

L hope you're not expecting a whole brigade? l'm low on lemons.

L just came back to try and explain why l did what l did.

L just didn't feel like being alone tonight.

L just had all the cards today, Coach. You'll get me tomorrow.

L just had the worst idea l've ever had.

L just sat myself down and said, ''My brother's no better than l am.''

L just want my friends to get their money back, every penny.

L just wanted to let you know l'm here with the car.

L killed a few.

L knew it.

L knew that, too.

L knew there was more to this.

L know all the words to the Bonanza theme song.

L know exactly where he is. ln jail, like he always is.

L know just what she means. l once had a religious experience

L know l'm a novice drinker, but l've only had one since l got here.

L know she's not perfect. l know she talks too much.

L know that sounds silly,

L know the feeling!

L know what my brother's like around women, and l know Diane.

L know what to do with hiccups, but with runaway chattering...

L know what you mean. l'm always falling for guys l hate.

L know you must be feeling hurt and angry right now.

L know you've been curious.

L know, Sam. l'm not proud of myself.

L know. lt all began when Elliot got his doctorate in lchthyology.

L learned a long time ago never to trust anybody wearing a wedding gown,

L like a woman who does what her man tells her.

L like those socks.

L like to get at least half an hour in before breakfast,

L like to think it's the money and position, not me.

L like your enthusiasm, Norm. You're a workhorse.

L lose my share of your father's estate.

L love sailing.

L love to gamble without risk.

L may not be asking for 50 years of love, honour and obey,

L may not have a job. l may not have a future.

L may not have anything except this sheet on my back.

L mean the other boys from the 22nd Brigade. l'm meeting them here.

L mean, l've only accepted your familiarity over the years

L meant to tell you about it but it slipped my mind.

L miss one digit, a company goes in the toilet.

L must admit, l got a little swept away myself.

L must say, it is so refreshing to meet someone like you.

L need a ten in silver. Would you get it for more, please?

L need a woman!

L never come into a place like this.

L never did like the guy.

L never had a calling. l talked myself into believing that.

L never pitched to anybody named Reggie, Willie or The Bull.

L never thought you'd part with the bottle top.

L originally wanted to be a dancer.

L promise l won't ask a bunch of dumb questions.

L promise you that l will not feel any emotions toward you.

L put up with your sporting events.

L quit. l don't belong here. There's no point arguing about it.

L ran every gaff l know and he beat me.

L really don't care what you get him. Get him a tie.

L remember holding onto that bottle cap during some pretty rough nights.

L remember.

L said ''in a pinch'', Boggs.

L said l have no feelings about this.

L sat in my cubicle, kept my mouth shut.

L saw an attractive person, a little glamour,

L saw nothing but a... cheap harlot.

L saw the leer.

L scratched my nose because it was itchy.

L see a mine shaft.

L see Coach and George are still at it.

L see. An old man is fine,

L sensed it, madam.

L should go home, close myself off and work out all the details.

L should've known.

L still don't like you.

L succumb too easily to the pleasures of the flesh.

L suggest you get down in the mud and throw a toga party.

L sure could use that bottle cap.

L swear, it does not bother me that my brother's here.

L tell you what. Even better. Let's just talk, you know?

L think l owe you an apology, too, Mrs Chambers. l'm sorry.

L think l'll have a...

L think l'm gonna stretch my legs, get a little exercise, fresh air.

L think of... Romania, 1 973.

L think parties are the most fun

L think Sawyer likes Diane. l'm on my way, big guy.

L think the lady singing the anthem is loaded.

L think what l need is something l've never had before.

L think you and Derek will make a great match.

L think you need a poker game. The Mole is not known for poker.

L think you're bothered that he's so good looking.

L think you're taking advantage of me, Sam.

L think your British Embassy could probably help you there.

L thought he was lying when he was telling the truth and vice versa.

L thought it mean to be a toga party.

L thought so, too, but you know what tomorrow is?

L thought you'd like to join the party. l'll take the bar.

L told you, weddings do weird things to me.

L took some courses for a couple of days just to learn a few phrases.

L understand there's a pool table in the back. How about a game?

L understand they wrote their own vows.

L understand you fellas have a little poker game going tonight?

L understand. You'd rather earn it.

L used to be so good at this game.

L used to find enormous comfort translating Russian poetry.

L wanna arm wrestle and tell crude jokes

L wanna be a regular guy.

L wanna dance. l'm having the time of my life. l don't want it to end.

L want a beer.

L want natural poetry, OK?

L want spontaneous statements. You've been trying too hard.

L want to burn at the stake of passion.

L want you to know that l could not feel any worse than l do right now.

L want you!

L wanted to see her try and make vodka.

L was afraid everyone else would chicken out and l'd look like a fool.

L was afraid this was going to happen.

L was afraid this was going to happen.

L was always afraid you'd be too much woman for me.

L was deeply into Dr Faustus at the time.

L was having a confidence problem, but that's been a real boost.

L was hoping you'd know.

L was in Saint Cletus's Correctional lnstitute for Wayward Girls.

L was in the army myself. Fort Dix.

L was in the reserves.

L was laughed at by the other boys, Norm.

L was looking for meat and potatoes.

L was never in the Army, but l did serve in uniform. l was a Brownie.

L was poor before l met your father,

L was raised and educated to prize truth above all else.

L was sitting talking to him and... he said he thinks l'm sexy.

L was up till two in the morning finishing off Kierkegaard.

L went out with David from the Anthropology Department.

L wish l was as strong as you are, but l'm not.

L won merit badges.

L would have thought eight or nine.

L would if he took off with my friend for two hours.

L would've loved to hear that story.

L... forgot the tip.

L'd be honoured if you'd consent to be my wife.

L'd be honoured if you'd consent to be my wife.

L'd consider it a joke. Marriage and me do not mix.

L'd hate to live there.

L'd like to introduce you to Mr Harrison Fiedler,

L'd love to hear some.

L'd normally ask you to go out and find some place to talk,

L'd rather marry Boggs.

L'd wake up in the morning and have its imprint in my palm.

L'll bet two.

L'll bet you a dime l can drink that drink without touching the hat.

L'll either be rich or dead. The choice is yours.

L'll find this man or die trying. Excuse me.

L'll fold, then.

L'll get real sick...

L'll give you a drink. But take it easy, it sneaks up on you.

L'll give you some more coffee.

L'll give you the first one, get you going. OK, second word.

L'll give you yesterday's coffee.

L'll have a carafe of your house whisky.

L'll hum Night Train...

L'll look everywhere, every hotel, restaurant, cheap dive.

L'll never forget this, Diane.

L'll never forget those long afternoons in the quad,

L'll put you on hold.

L'll raise 500.

L'll rub my nose like this. lt's the old bunt sign.

L'll see that 50 and l'll raise you...

L'll see the 50 and raise $300.

L'll see Vera in the spring.

L'll see ya tomorrow, Sam.

L'll see you in a couple of days. Thanks a lot.

L'll sign them on the plane.

L'll start off.

L'll tell you when it all makes sense. Mother's Day.

L'm a total washout as a cocktail waitress. l don't belong here.

L'm afraid l'm the victim of an overactive imagination.

L'm afraid of being poor.

L'm afraid you're not represented.

L'm buying.

L'm buying. l'm taking care of this.

L'm calling you, George.

L'm doing research for a paper...

L'm getting my spells again. l though l had 'em licked.

L'm giving him a false sense of security.

L'm glad you're going in a monastery. You could be a real heartbreaker.

L'm going back there to talk to Sam. He must know that he's hurt you.

L'm going into my private stash.

L'm going to walk away and pretend that you never asked me to do this

L'm going to wash up.

L'm gonna be in a bar.

L'm gonna be in my office back here.

L'm gonna drive up tonight. She left me the directions here.

L'm gonna give you a real man's drink. Coffee.

L'm gonna miss these reunions.

L'm honoured. Thank you.

L'm joking around.

L'm looking for a Diane Chambers.

L'm looking for a man.

L'm Miss Gilder. We spoke earlier about your ad for a tutor.

L'm not feeling hurt and angry. l brought this on myself.

L'm not giving you any of my money back, Coach.

L'm not ready for the lampshade yet.

L'm now begging for one.

L'm OK. l'm fine. l'd like to go freshen up a bit.

L'm ready. May l have the licence?

L'm serious, Sam. l'm not going.

L'm shy, l'm serious minded... The search goes on for my chin.

L'm so sorry.

L'm sorry about that.

L'm sorry about this afternoon.

L'm sorry we couldn't do business, Sam.

L'm sorry, Mommy. He said no.

L'm sorry, too.

L'm sorry.

L'm sorry.

L'm sorry. Are you alright ?

L'm standing here in a popular Boston watering hole called Cheers.

L'm still rich. l'll get the Justice.

L'm sure you'd love it. lt's a stupid fraternity tradition.

L'm sure you're right.

L'm takin' five.

L'm the one doing you the favour.

L'm used to living around Mr Wonderful all my life.

L'm writing during the odd moments of the job, much as Jack London did.

L've always been an ordinary person. l thought it'd make me special.

L've always found the back of your head enormously attractive.

L've been a failure at everything l've tried to do.

L've been drinking all evening. Now l have something to say.

L've been embezzling from your family for close to a quarter of a century.

L've come to say goodbye. For ever.

L've come too far to let one night in a fleshpot change my whole life.

L've don't have anything with me. lt's all in here... and here.

L've got a date, Coach.

L've got a good ear for dialects. My instincts tell me, limey.

L've got nothing. My only hope is

L've healed a piano?

L've heard some of that stuff. lt's stupid.

L've never done anything foolish in my life and it's high time l did.

L've never felt so abused. l was wrong every step of the way.

L've never had hard liquor in my life.

L've started writing down bits of conversation l hear in the bar.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a pleasure.

Ladies, please. Enough girl talk.

Ladies!

Lafayette, we are here!

Lake Winnemucca, here l come.

Lana and I are a lot friendlier than most agents and clients.

Last guy I show it to reads it, laughs in my face.

Last person off the slope as the sun had just gone down.

Last person off the slope as the sun had just gone down.

LAST WEEK ON CHEERS...

Last year, some nobody named Jensen threw a luau in the parking lot.

Last year, you ate a pig with your fists. What's going on?

Later. We've got to get some pictures for you.

Leaning over my shoulder saying, ''Add faster.''

Left dead animals in my locker.

Leo, even Gus isn't Gus any more.

Leo, even Gus isn't Gus any more.

Leo, if you're that unhappy about it, just throw him out

Leo, if you're that unhappy about it, just throw him out

Leo, it's a problem of communication.

Leo, it's a problem of communication.

Leo...

Leo...

Let go of me.

Let me be the first to say it aloud. Carla is pregnant.

Let me be the judge. l majored in poetry.

Let me call Barbara and see if she's home. The phone's back here.

Let me do it. l'm a smoothie about breaking bad news.

Let me get this straight.

Let me get this, Mr Stabell.

Let me give you a chance to break even. I feel just terrible!

Let me guess. l'm good at guessing.

Let me have a couple of Heinekens and a couple of Löwenbräus.

Let me introduce you. Mother, this is Sam,

Let me just say...

Let me save you a couple of steps with the check. I'll pay Sam.

Let me see if l've got this straight?

Let me see.

Let me show you something. Come right down here.

Let me take a wild stab at that. Perchance to drink?

Let me take care of you two here.

Let me tell you about Russian women.

Let me tell you something.

Let me tell you something.

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU'VE WON.

Let me walk you to your car.

Let the games begin!

LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

Let us just say, l am very comfortable.

Let's come back to that

Let's do it.

LET'S FACE IT. THE MOMENT'S NOT RIGHT.

Let's get going, this is it for Boston.

Let's give a little consideration and tiptoe out.

Let's give it another shot.

Let's go and have a look at these want ads.

LET'S GO TO BERMUDA.

Let's have a round here, Sammy.

Let's leave it at this. I'm rubber and you're glue.

Let's make a toast. Somebody make a toast.

Let's see, l guess, 20, 30 people come here every night.

Let's see. l'll raise you 1 00 Paul Revere commemoratives.

Let's see...

Let's talk.

Let's test them out.

Lf anyone fights any one of us He's gotta fight with me

Lf it's any consolation to you, l know how you feel.

Lf l buy you a beer, will you forget it?

Lf l feel anything romantic, l will run screaming from the room.

Lf l wasn't here, l'd be at home in bed with The Brothers Karamazov.

Lf l win, l get to go to bed with you.

Lf that didn't pick you up, l'm at a virtual loss.

Lf that was your idea, Mr Sawyer, you are a genius.

Lf this guy knows Laramie, Wyoming, l'll croak.

Lf you can't get to her, no one can.

Lf you could fix TVs and crack walnuts on your forehead,

Lf you gave as much to the space programme as you have to him,

Lf you have a licence to kill, can l use it a second?

Lf you need anything else, just snap your fingers. ln several places.

Lf you want to save money, get Carla to do it.

Lf you'll excuse me, l'm going to go freshen up.

Lf you're a spy, why have you got your back to the door?

Lf you're across the street, come on over.

Lf you're in the mood for gum, l can get you a fresh stick.

Lf you're not married before tomorrow,

Lf you're worried about me, l'm only doing this for my mother.

Light beer.

LIKE ANY OTHER MAN YOU'D MEET IN GREEK MYTHOLOGY.

Like he caught in bed with his wife.

LIKE HEATHCLIFF AND CATHERINE,

LIKE HOW?

Like what?

Like, ''How tall is my dentist?'' and ''ls that really your sister?''

Like...?

Line up, the can is fixed.

Listen, Coach, that's great. I'll make sure Nina sticks around.

Listen, Coach, you're not gonna believe this.

Listen, Diane. Thank you.

Listen, everybody. This is for Carla's kid.

Listen, I asked you over here to talk about Carla tonight.

Listen, I didn't like doing that.

Listen, I managed in the minors, I coached in the majors,

Listen, I managed in the minors, I coached in the majors,

Listen, I may not have had 80 majors, but I know when I'm being patronised.

Listen, I must dash. I'll be back in ten minutes.

Listen, if you need a trois for that ménage, I'll be in the bar.

Listen, is Walker there?

Listen, l've been married before. You haven't.

Listen, Nina, I want to say something.

Listen, Rick. ln my day, there was always attractive young dames

Listen, Sam, old man, I have an errand to run.

Listen, Sam, you fire her, or I'm gonna take everything you got.

Listen, she may not be flashy enough for Sammy.

Listen, she may not be flashy enough for Sammy.

Listen, Walter, I have to go to work now.

Listen, will you just leave me alone? Please, got that? Leave me alone.

Listen, you don't have to make conversation with me.

Listen. l guess you're kinda back on the beam now, wouldn't you say?

LISTEN. LOOK...

Listen. Now, he's been in baseball for a long time.

Listen. Seriously, l would not worry about your age.

Listen. Thank you. Thank you for listening.

Listen. There are some women in this world you can't get to.

Listen. Wait. l don't want you to worry about me.

Listen. While we're on the subject of subgum,...

Ln a plane or on his back?

Ln baseball l always know where l'm at.

Ln Boston, for the city jail. Sure you don't mind me doing this?

Ln college, l held a party

Ln keeping with the spirit of this establishment, and its patrons,

Ln my desk you'll find two tassels and a G string.

Ln the meantime, you still have your work.

Ln this bar everybody gets to be a hero. What's the harm?

Lncluding not throwing you out when l saw your stupid face!

Lnteresting.

Lntimately!

Lock up your daughters!

Long enough to get some work done here?

Look at her.

Look at the bagonzas on that babe.

Look at those legs!

Look at those legs!

Look at you. What a hunk!

Look at you. You're tall, handsome, you got a great smile.

Look what's happening to Rick with that cap, becoming a Hall of Famer.

Look who's back!

Look, all l'm saying is,

Look, Buzz, maybe we could have a reunion every ten years.

Look, Carla, we just want you to know that...

LOOK, DIANE,

Look, guys, if you can't say it in front of me, don't say it at all.

Look, here's my number and a couple of quotes from past lovers.

Look, I actually didn't think that you were gonna get me a girl.

Look, I am sorry. I said a lot of stupid things.

Look, I am sorry. I said a lot of stupid things.

Look, I could get tough. My lawyer wants me to do what Eddie asked.

LOOK, I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU DID SELL OUT.

Look, I got shot down, too.

Look, I grew up on Federal Hill with six older brothers and sisters.

Look, I'm not a rich guy, and I'm no brain.

Look, I'm sorry I got you in trouble. I promise it won't happen again.

Look, I'm staying at the Ritz.

Look, if I go see Whitey's shrink, will you let me stay on?

Look, l think it's a mistake to trust Harry.

Look, like l said, it's none of my business,

Look, Sam, let me tell you something. You've faced a lot of tough problems.

Look, Sam. Just watch it, OK?

Look, she does not want to be bothered.

Look, this story's going nowhere. Let's just forget it.

Look, why do you suppose people come to bars?

Look, you are a very attractive young lady.

Look, you made a mistake, that's all.

Look. Any time's alright with me.

Look. One of my lights is out!

Look...

Lookee there, my shoe's undone. Will you get that for me, honey?

Looking at each other like lovesick cows. Admit it.

Looking at Tom breaks my heart.

Looks a little seamy but seaminess has its place.

Looks like it's my night, boys.

Looky.There's Diane and her date back from the weekend.

LOW STANDARDS.

Ls that Diane's laugh? l thought they were killing chickens back there.

Ls that the one with Clark Gable or Gary Cooper?

Ls this the first wedding in Cheers?

Lsn't it?

Lsn't that right, sweetheart?

Lt could be any bottle cap really or anything.

Lt doesn't have to be this one.

Lt doesn't? Well, then...

Lt had nothing to do with baseball.

Lt helps.

Lt is a very little bottle cap.

Lt is clear now l am not fit for the monastery.

Lt is.

Lt kills you that there's another attractive man in your bar.

Lt nearly cost my marriage, but it was worth it.

Lt really isn't very fair to call me at the last minute like that.

Lt seems to me he got in trouble with the boys in Vegas last year.

Lt so happens l come from a very intelligent family.

Lt so happens that l am on speaking terms

Lt sounds very romantic, Norman.

Lt still hurts.

Lt was a big hit. You know where that man is today?

Lt was flat cos l was squeezing it so hard.

Lt was kind of... an inferiority complex.

Lt was my favourite audit.

Lt was so great, l chose Christopher Marlowe.

Lt wasn't that he could talk, it was what he said, right?

Lt'll look great up on the tiles.

Lt's a big day ahead. How will you feel, entering a monastery hungover?

Lt's a good thing my boyfriend's a heavy sleeper.

Lt's a high drive. lf it stays fair, that's a home run.

Lt's a miracle or something.

Lt's a thing of the past.

Lt's a tough neighbourhood. l think you need some protection.

Lt's all right. l know that you work here.

Lt's almost impossible to imagine something hanging in mid air so long.

Lt's been an hour and a half. Are they watching their ice melt?

Lt's closing time. l can't serve you anymore.

Lt's covered. What do you need?

Lt's down the hall to the left.

Lt's easy for you two to talk. Diane's attractive, she's got brains.

Lt's fair and it's gone!

Lt's gone.

Lt's important l know you can handle yourself.

Lt's incredible. l'd never have put you two together.

Lt's just one of my two hidden talents.

Lt's just that l know this bottle cap has nothing to do with baseball

Lt's nice to finally meet you, Mrs Chambers.

Lt's nice to have someone your own age to spend time with.

Lt's nice to meet you, Sam. Diane's told me about you.

Lt's no big deal. l never had much luck with girls, anyway.

Lt's no big deal. lt's just that when he's in the room, l feel invisible.

Lt's not comedy. This is opera. l'll explain as we proceed.

Lt's not like it's special or anything magical.

Lt's not like this is important to me or anything,

Lt's not often we have a guy in here who can write poetry.

Lt's strange, getting that reaction from people.

Lt's the cap off the last bottle of beer l ever drank,

Lt's the job. Last year he travelled so much, he had to buy his own plane.

Lt's time that you return the favour.

Lt's very nice of you to come all this way.

Madam, it so happens,

MAIL CARRIER OF THE YEAR?

Mainly in the crib, sometimes up against the wall.

MAKE IT 10.

MAKE ME. MAKE YOU?

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.

Man: DIANE CHAMBERS, HUMANIST.

Man: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

Married! Congratulations! Let's celebrate with a drink.

Marshall can make his computer do incredible things.

Marshall teaches a subject I know nothing about.

Marshall, good to see you, sexy.

Marshall, you and Carla have a chance for some great happiness here.

Marshall? I don't believe it, and I believe everything.

Marshall.

Marshall's not the father of that child.

Mart... Martie Broder? I got the wrong stall. I dunno.

Martina Denavramammajamma... No.

Martina Navra... No.

Marty. Hey. Yeah, lt's, well, it's Mayday Malone.

Matter of fact, I don't think I've ever seen that colour before.

Matter of fact, I don't think I've ever seen that colour before.

May I ask you a question?

MAY I GO NOW?

MAY I HAVE MY PURSE, PLEASE?

May I have your attention? I have an announcement to make.

May l ask a question?

May l have the phone? Yes, and loving it.

Maybe carry a lucky charm.

Maybe even next time. You know how politicians are.

Maybe he could help us out here.

Maybe he doesn't need it now.

Maybe he is and maybe he isn't.

Maybe he's rolling again. He's got the old confidence back.

MAYBE I DO TEND TO BE A LITTLE UPTIGHT AT TIMES.

Maybe I should find a man out there

MAYBE I SHOULD THANK YOU.

MAYBE I'LL FEEL BETTER AFTER I SAY THIS.

Maybe it'll help. He'd say,

MAYBE IT'S GOOD.

Maybe it's not even what we think it is.

Maybe l can help you out. l can teach you to play in a couple of minutes.

Maybe l won't wait for 'em.

Maybe l'll go alone.

Maybe l'll never look at a woman again

MAYBE MESS YOUR HAIR UP JUST A BIT.

Maybe not so soon. Give us a chance to rub down the goose bumps.

Maybe not.

Maybe she just wants to keep this one under her hat, that's all.

Maybe she's playing hard to get,

Maybe something or somebody's

MAYBE THE ATMOSPHERE HERE IS STARTING TO RUB OFF A LITTLE.

Maybe their lives aren't going well, so they don't wanna come see you.

Maybe there's something to this sex stuff.

Maybe they never liked you.

MAYBE THIS BAR IS CHANGING ME.

MAYBE THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY, HUH?

MAYBE THIS WHOLE THING IS JUST A MISTAKE, HUH?

Maybe we are a little off base, Norm.

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT THE KISS AND HIT THE SACK.

MAYBE WE SHOULD, UH, KISS OR SOMETHING.

MAYBE YOU ARE.

Maybe you don't when he's not in his Red Sox uniform.

Maybe you need bigger ba booms.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD.

Maybe you're not. Maybe you have a direction.

Maybe you're right, I should've tried earlier, but Sam's after her now.

Maybe you're right. lf l looked at it right, it could be funny.

Maybe you're right. Maybe l am kinda turning into a sensitive guy.

MAYBE.

Maybe.

Mayday.

McEnroe.

Me and the boys have got a little joke we play on each other.

Me neither, but I'm trying to work my way up to one.

Me neither.

Me, l like the challenges.

ME, TOO, BUT I'M ALWAYS PREGNANT.

Me, too, Sam.

Me, too.

Me?

Me? It is to laugh.

Me? You're kidding.

MEANING I DON'T?

MEDICAL CORPORATION WAS A POLITE TERM FOR DEN OF THIEVES.

Men are toe jam.

Men can't make beds, either.

Merry Christmas.

Military ID.

Million and a half and l'll throw in a blonde waitress.

Mind if I join you, Diane?

Mind if I sit here, Sammy?

MIND OVER MATTER.

MISS BOSTON BARMAID COMPETITION.

MISS DIANE CHAMBERS!

MISS DIANE CHAMBERS.

Miss, I ordered this on the rocks.

Miss? I'm all by myself. I only ordered one beer.

Mistake? That was an assault in front of witnesses.

Mommy.

Mondale?

Money and hormones on.

MORE. BET ME.

Most of you will recognise the guy standing next to me.

MOST PEOPLE WOULD'VE DONE IT FOR THE DRY CLEANING.

Mother, no.

Move it.

Movie title.

Mr Clavin?

Mr Finch, everybody in the bar exaggerates a little.

Mr Finch, he really should hear this directly from you. Come over, please.

Mr Finch, l am awestruck.

Mr Finch, whatever, l don't know what your real story is,

Mr Kenderson, can we begin?

Mr Malone, how wonderful.

Mr Sawyer will have Scotch rocks. Let's see, what am l in the mood for?

Mr Sawyer, Diane Chambers.

Mr Sawyer!

MR. SPEAKER, FORGIVE ME FOR BEING SO RELENTLESS,

MUCH AS ONE WOULD ENTER A HEIFER IN A COUNTY FAIR.

MUCH LIKE THE QUESTION OF THE TREE FALLING IN THE WOODS.

Much like your mind.

Musicians are very temperamental.

MUST BE GETTING A LITTLE PARANOID, HUH?

Must have had fun growing up with him.

My 90 year old brother, Bob, is so wired up,

My attorneys have assured me that it need be in name only,

My days are much easier now we've got those Cup a Soups in the office.

My Dinner With Julius LaRosa!

My face is new.

My father travelled frequently,

MY GOD, YOU ARE TIP O'NEILL.

My God!

My God! Why?

My grandfather was from Naples.

My grandfather, poor old guy, got run over by a bus.

My kids gave me Drano for Mother's Day.

My kids might be there.

My life isn't fun any more, and it's because of you.

My life isn't fun any more, and it's because of you.

My mother told me to watch out for guys in bars.

My mother told me to watch out for guys in bars.

My mother will become destitute.

My name is Carla. What can l get ya?

MY NAME IS DIANE CHAMBERS,

My name is Diane. I will be serving you. Why don't you sit down here?

My name is Diane. l have done this for years,

My name's Eric Finch.

MY NOSE. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOCK.

My old roommate, Tom Kenderson,

My resumé, right.

My son comes home from college with his new fiancé, who's black.

My son comes home from college with his new fiancé, who's black.

My son comes home from college with his new fiancé, who's black.

My son comes home from college with his new fiancé, who's black.

My uric acid is up to seven point five.

My way's better.

My what?

My whole career as an accountant,

My whole life has been the wrong man at the wrong time in the wrong place

My. Sounds like eye.

Nah, I'd probably just drink it.

Nah, l don't wanna miss the game.

Nah, she's kidding. Everybody here checks out alright.

Nah!

NAH. COME ON.

NAH. SURE!

Never have I felt more aware of what's going on around me.

Never mind.

Never mind. l'm sorry, please go on.

Never on the mound. Sets a bad example for the catchers.

Next thing you know, Vito's Pub turns into Vito's Pub.

Next to my bedroom.

Nice cologne, sir.

Nice juicy anchovy.

Nice to be back.

Nice to see you. Let's sit and have a little privacy.

NICE VOICE. WHO IS THAT?

Night, Sam. Thanks for letting me bend your ear

Nina, can you wait just a minute? The Coach wanted to say goodbye.

Nina, your super called. Your heat's back on.

Nina?

No date circled yet, but... Vera likes to plan ahead.

No emotional appeal here, Sam. This is a purely intellectual argument.

No fooling. Tears?

NO HARD FEELINGS, HUH?

No kiddin'?

No kidding? Sam and l shared a Chunky Bar in Cleveland.

No kidding. Norm, is it the 21 st inning?

No kidding. We finally get to meet her.

No kidding. You lost everything l put in.

No matter how lousy a situation is,

No meaning yes. Listen, this is my bar and I'll do what I want.

No offence but your friend is very boring.

No offence, Diane, I love Sir Isaac Hayes,

No one in the place except you and me

No problem. My brother's coming over. l love my brother.

No sweat.

No time. The glasses have to be off the tables by seven.

No way. I haven't seen a gay guy in here in ages.

No wires, no strings. I take the coin.

No woman could resist.

No woman in the world can hear those words and not start believing it.

No, after that. You said something. lt sounded like ''Please don't go.''

No, Burt Reynolds.

No, Cliff. He was trying to cram me into a clothes dryer.

No, coach, not that.

No, Coach, we're not talking about American Indians.

No, Coach.

No, don't drink that. I've got something much better.

No, don't drink that. I've got something much better.

No, don't look at me. Vera and I don't have any kids.

No, don't take that personal, Coach. They ask everybody.

NO, DON'T. I HATE THAT. PLEASE STOP.

No, forget it. I got my own method.

No, Frankie Flaherty got married in this bar.

No, go ahead. l use lnformation to get numbers all the time.

No, Harold Flynn. He used to play second base for Chicago.

No, I brought Debra here for a drink. This is a bar.

No, I brought Debra here for a drink. This is a bar.

No, I saw a guy who has a great deal to look back on with pride.

No, I think we agree on one other thing.

No, I was thinking more on the lines of an attorney.

No, I'm a businessman now. I keep my clothes on, most of the time.

No, I'm curious. I want to hear about the Booger.

No, I'm not scratching myself at the moment.

No, I'm not upset.

No, I'm sorry, you're right. Thank you.

NO, I'M THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES.

No, it could get a trifle sticky.

No, it's alright. She understands and I understand.

No, it's bimbo, not bambo,

No, it's just a half dollar. Look

No, it's not marriage. lt's a business arrangement.

No, it's not sexist because no man can resist it either.

No, it's not. You think l'm too dumb to be in that book.

No, it's OK. I told the father about it yesterday.

No, it's OK. I'm an '80s kind of a guy.

No, just the guys from my squad. What's left of 'em. l'm Buzz Crowder.

No, l don't care if it helps the TV reception. Cut her down.

No, l have to give my vote to the ants.

No, l just thought it'd be a nice, peaceful life.

No, l like that.

No, l want something stronger.

No, let me show you. Take a look at this.

No, Lux.

No, ma'am. Because l read a book.

No, my computer never kids, Sam.

No, never mind. That's...

NO, NO, DON'T. LISTEN. LISTEN.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

No, no, no. Please. Do me the favour of trying it with me.

No, no, no. We don't need to hear from Mr Sceptic.

NO, NO, NOT SEX.

NO, NO, THE SPANISH WAS FINE.

NO, NO.

NO, NO. THIS ISN'T RIGHT, EITHER.

No, not after the things we went through together.

No, not even close. Body Heat. Sweat city.

No, not my apartment, my building.

No, of course not.

No, really, I mean it this time.

No, Rebecca. This must be a misunderstanding.

No, Sam, l appreciate the suggestion but l don't think that's the answer.

No, scratch that thought.

NO, SHE DIDN'T DRIVE, SHE CARRIED ME.

No, she knows you're here. I told her you're here.

NO, SHE WON'T.

No, sir.

No, thank you, Norm.

No, thank you.

No, thank you. I'd rather not.

No, thanks, I got my own, and he's damn good.

No, thanks. l don't drink anymore.

No, that was after Art History.

No, that's all right.

No, that's called bringing it back from the dead.

No, they didn't.

No, this is me.

No, this is not a conversation starter

No, this is your date, Diane Chambers.

No, Tibor, I think I'm going to be busy tonight.

No, wait a minute. What are you trying to say?

No, wait, pal, l can't. l can't do that to the navy.

No, wait.

No, wait. Indian studies totally slipped my mind.

No, Walter. I have to get to work now.

NO, YOU DIDN'T. WHAT YOU DID WAS YOU LET YOUR FEELINGS OUT.

No, you misunderstood that.

No, you wouldn't. Trust me. Trust me on that.

No, you're not catching on here. That was a real guy talking.

No!

NO!

No!

NO!

No!

No! You're pregnant? Carla. Well, why didn't you say anything?

No.

No.

NO.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. 1:37. I don't know. There's just something about it.

No. A cat is different.

No. As a matter of fact, people used to come up to me and say,

No. Because he's everything you're not.

No. Come on, give me a minute to build a window, or something.

NO. DON'T THROW DEREK IN MY FACE.

No. Gerry Cheever's out of town with his horses.

No. God!

No. He's back there alone, throwing darts.

No. He's outsmarted me before, but not this time

No. How Boots Fooled the King.

No. I didn't say I was carrying a torch for you.

No. I just don't think I've ever seen eyes that colour before.

No. I just don't think I've ever seen eyes that colour before.

No. I was a little nauseous before, but I'm fine now.

No. John Donne, the poet.

No. l stopped it.

No. l was bored.

No. lt's a little cold and l prefer to take my shoes off.

No. lt's just thought your idea of romance was brunch and a cockfight.

No. No Australian films. I hate subtitles.

No. No Australian films. I hate subtitles.

No. No, l'm gonna feel better tonight.

NO. NO. TERRIBLE.

No. None of my business, really.

No. Not a chance. See, I figured it out.

No. That she's coming over here.

No. That's just business.

No. They'd probably be in the bunkhouse by now.

No. They're all different, Sam.

No. This is true. l really am seeing somebody else.

NO. THURSDAY'S MY DAY OFF.

No. Well...

No. What happened to the Boog person?

No. You have a very sexy, playful quality

No. You see, you gotta throw the ball to first

No. You write?

No. Your brother's on his way over. Makes you feel better, doesn't it?

No... A bimbo.

NOBODY ASKS WHAT CARLA'S DOING ANYMORE.

Nobody can replace Gus. Gus had all the answers.

Nobody can replace Gus. Gus had all the answers.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME ANYMORE.

Nobody move!

Nobody said he was a smart hockey player.

Nobody's moved for an hour and a half.

NOBODY'S SWEPT AWAY WHEN THEY HAVE THE PRESENCE OF MIND

Non star athletes are in vogue. They come across as regular people.

None?

None.

None.

Nope. Looks like a straight crowd to me.

NORM, HOLD THIS FOR ME, WILL YOU, NORM?

Norm, how about l buy you a drink?

Norm, hurry up. He's gonna do some tap dancing for us.

Norm, is that the one?

Norm, is that the one?

Norm, it's best he hears it from us.

Norm, it's gonna add years to your life.

Norm, Jack, it's stakeout time.

Norm, l've got a great idea. Have yourself a hot tub party.

Norm, that was a message for you.

Norm, this band is the worst.

Norm, you're in here every night.

NORM! NORM!

NORM! NORM! NORM!

Norm?

Normally I wouldn't use that to shampoo my dog but you sold me.

Norman, l'm real sorry you lost your job.

Norman, our hero!

NORMAN, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

Norman, there's something you should know about those guys.

Norman, you are looking especially spry today.

Norman.

Norman.

Norman.

Norman.

Normie, l like it. You look like the Pillsbury Dough Monster.

Norway doesn't have a totalitarian regime.

Not a chance, Harry. No way.

Not at all.

Not bad.

Not even close, dear.

Not him. Sam.

Not if you're a party of twenty.

Not in the shape I'm in, Norm.

Not just a job. He got me a great job.

Not just in an academic sense, but a student of life

Not just to me but to yourself.

NOT JUST TO YOU, BUT TO MYSELF.

Not like it's the World Series or anything.

Not me, Cliffy. l'm a real Red Sox fan. l stay to the very last out.

Not much, but a little.

NOT ONLY DID THAT GORGEOUS LOOKING

Not that I didn't enjoy myself,

Not that one. The smart one about the music.

Not that one. The smart one about the music.

Not the kind that I have to throw people out of.

NOT TODAY, CARLA, PLEASE.

Not tonight, Norm. l gotta be at the post office soon to pick up my bag.

NOT VERY WELL.

Not with the coterie of Betty Boops you squander you time,

Not yet, Sam. l came out to warn you about something.

Not yet.

Nothing could be further from the truth. I'd go out with you.

Nothing for me.

Nothing for me.

Nothing personal, I'm just a hard worker.

Nothing to be afraid of.

Nothing to be afraid of.

Nothing to it. I've been working on this, haven't I, Doc?

Nothing too exciting. l locked my keys in the car.

Nothing, Buzz. The room's on us. Forget it.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing. Nothing, sir.

Nothing. That's the problem.

Nothing. That's why l got fired.

Nothing. Vera drove up last night. l had to stay for an interview.

Now for Fields Light Beer, former Red Sox pitcher, Luis Tiant.

NOW FOR OUR LAST CONTESTANT

Now I see I was wrong.

Now I see I was wrong.

NOW I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU MY FEELINGS ABOUT THIS CONTEST.

Now l got no date for the big boss.

Now owner and bartender at Cheers.

Now pitching, Sam Mayday Malone.

Now stop that, OK?

NOW THERE'S SO MUCH GOSSIP

Now we're getting into your area of expertise, aren't we?

Now you know why l never go to these things.

Now you think I'm crazy.

Now you're telling me I have to learn nice?

Now, come on.

Now, get the hell out there and tell her you're finished with her.

Now, I got the batter's box marked off back there

NOW, IF SOMETHING WERE JUST GOING TO NATURALLY HAPPEN,

Now, look here, Whitey.

Now, look, buster.

Now, look.

Now, look...

Now, that's a poet.

Now, then, Boggs...

Now, you open the little anchovy's mouth.

Of all the cheap, small minded,

OF COURSE I DID.

Of course l can.

OF COURSE NOT, NORMAN.

Of course not.

Of course not.

Of course, he was all excited about the new Learjet he just bought.

Of course, we're not gonna live forever, are we?

Of course! l'm sorry.

Of course.

Of course. l had no idea this would be a problem.

Of course. That how we broke down Norway's economic system

Of course. That's what she's doing. That's cute. That is cute.

OF GOLDSTEIN, BOORMAN, AND KOWAKAMI.

Of its obligations and responsibilities.

Oh, are you kidding? Him? He'd just make jokes.

OH, BOSTON.

Oh, boy!

Oh, come on, Sam. lt's important that you not be here tonight, huh?

OH, COME ON!

Oh, dear.

OH, DIANE. LISTEN.

OH, FINE!

OH, FORGET IT. FORGET IT.

OH, HEY, UH...

OH, HI. HI, DIANE.

OH, I MOST CERTAINLY COULD.

OH, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I'M IN KIND OF A HURRY.

OH, I'M SORRY. IF I'D KNOWN YOU WERE GOING THROUGH IT,

OH, IT IS GOOD.

OH, JEEZ. WHAT'S THE MATTER,

OH, MY GOD.

Oh, my... God!

OH, NEVER MIND.

OH, NO, NO. SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Oh, no!

OH, NO. COME ON, DIANE.

OH, OF COURSE, OF COURSE.

OH, OH, HEY, HEY, DIANE.

Oh, thanks.

OH, THAT EXPLAINS WHY ALL THESE FLIES ARE DYING HERE, COACH.

OH, UM, UM...

Oh, well...

OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. THEY TAKE ALL THE RIGHT PRECAUTIONS.

OH, YEAH, SO YOU RESIGNED IN PROTEST, HUH, NORM?

OH, YEAH, YEAH.

OH, YEAH?

OH, YEAH? WHAT'S GOING ON?

Oh, yeah. Have a seat over there and we'll talk.

OH, YOU DO THAT, TOO, HUH?

OH!

OH! THAT'S DISGUSTING.

OH.

OH.

OH.

OH. HI, DIANE.

OHH! OHH! OH, CARLA.

OHH. OH, I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!

OK

OK, Coach. l'll be right back.

OK, everybody! Carla's got the bar.

OK, good night, everybody.

OK, goodbye.

OK, honey, I'm ready. Let her rip!

OK, how we doing here?

OK, I deserved that.

OK, I'm all cheered up now. You can leave. Thanks.

OK, I'm all cheered up now. You can leave. Thanks.

OK, I'm late! My kid was throwing up all over the place.

OK, I'm sorry, too.

OK, I'm sorry, too.

OK, if you're just gonna make a big joke about it...

OK, it's request time. Shout 'em out.

OK, it's request time. Shout 'em out.

OK, l'll make this one weaker. No charge for the water.

OK, l'm glad you understand.

OK, Sam.

OK, Sam. I'm gonna drop the whole thing.

OK, Sam. Thanks a lot. Goodnight.

OK, Sammy, we're rolling here.

OK, that baby's gone.

OK, we went to see Star Wars again and I'm glad.

OK, we went to see Star Wars again and I'm glad.

OK, we'll... get married.

OK, well, let me speed read this sucker.

OK, what's the problem?

OK! Tom, I've been cheating on you.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK. Alright.

OK. Closing time. Everybody out.

OK. How do you do it?

OK. l've never played before, but why should that stop us?

OK. lf you're sure.

OK. Minimum buy in's $500. Let's see some money, gentlemen.

OK. NOW THAT SOUNDS NICE.

OK. You can ask me a yes or a no question.

OK. You like dating nerds, nerds it is.

Okey dokey.

On behalf of the intelligent women around the world, may I just say...

On behalf of the intelligent women around the world, may I just say...

ON OUR FIRST KISS, IT'S OK TO BE OFF GUARD.

ON THE HOLIDAYS.

ON THE LINE IN THIS ONE MOMENT HERE.

ON THIS ONE RESPONSE?

On your way to legendary status.

ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Once in a while, a man needs a little time to himself.

ONCE OFFERED A FULL SCHOLARSHIP AT THE SORBONNE,

Once you've had an intimate relationship with a client,

One block north and about a half a block east.

One born every minute.

One day I wasn't even in the game and there was this real cutie there.

One drink in four hours. ls that called nursing it?

One fellow, believe or not,

One for four, four for one, This we guarantee

One for four, four for one...

One for us, one for our toothbrushes.

One for your lady of the evening.

One grenade'll get us all!

ONE HAS HAD TO OVERCOME

One hour.

One in a million chance but l gotta take it.

ONE MORE QUICK ONE, COACH,

One nibble and you are a heaving mound of flesh.

One night Vito lets a gay group hold a meeting in the back room.

One of Eddie's favourites. Chicago.

One of those calls was an offer for you, a national commercial.

One Old Bushmill lrish decaf, hold the sugar

One other thing, Sam.

One quick one then I really gotta fly.

One things, you guys, you don't know me in here, OK?

One time, him and some guys held me down and shaved my whole body.

One time?

One town l've always wanted to see. Huh?

One.

Only if l can spit in it.

Only on the first Thursday of every month. Vive la Différence evening.

Only with herself.

OOH, I LIKE IT SO FAR.

OOH!

Or a mug.

Or a tree or a rainbow?

Or Buffy.

Or did l take the bus today?

OR HE COULDN'T CARE LESS.

Or l could go home and make myself a cup of tea.

Or maybe they just forgot. People get busy, make other commitments.

OR ME.

OR SHOULD I SAY FUNNIER.

Or since.

Or was that one of the girls he helped me to meet?

OR WE'RE NO LONGER FRIENDS.

Or will he be president in 1990?

Or your face.

Or... superstitions.

Other people have been through what you're feeling.

Our jobs are a lot alike.

Our stations have, shall we say, grown a little closer.

Out went the oars and the moose heads, in came plants and ferns.

Out, where else?

Out, where else?

Out!

Out. Hustle.

Outside the stadium waiting for players.

Outside?

OW! OOH!

Pack of nerds.

Painfully.

Pal of mine, Eddie Fuentes, manages in the Winter Leagues in Venezuela.

Pardon me?

Pardon?

Pardonnez moi. l believe my employer craves a word.

Particularly the latissimus dorsi.

Patriots finally got the linebacker they needed.

Patty cake alert.

Paul Revere's house is nowhere near here.

Pay a sexy chick to jump out of a cake.

People meet in bars, they part, they rejoice, they suffer.

Perfect.

Perfect...

Perfectly normal, happy people consult psychologists.

Perhaps it's time for me to find a new face.

Perhaps l can give you an idea that you could actually use.

Perhaps we should step into the back room.

Perhaps we won't have children right away

PERKY, PERT, CONGENIAL, AND FUN.

Perrier.

Philistines.

Philly's a dull town.

Pig Eddie?

Pinky!

Pitcher of water with three glasses.

Pitcher of water with three glasses.

Pitcher's elbow. I lose control of it during intense moments of sorrow.

Please come down here. Please. She's coming down here!

Please come down here. Please. She's coming down here!

Please don't go? Are you crazy?

Please don't let Sammy do this to us.

Please go on.

Please go. Have fun.

Please let me give the sign.

Please let me give the sign. All this trouble's on account of me.

Please stay here.

PLEASE STAY.

Please tell him it's more complic...

Please, Diane. l can't tell you. l'm sorry. l can't.

Please, I can't tell you why, but it's just not right.

Please, Sam. This could mean my whole career.

Please! Do you think I'd behave like this in your home?

Poignant, hilarious, a roller coaster of emotions."

Poor guy should really think about wearing a helmet.

Poor guy's in a slump. Going through hell.

Pour him a few drinks and chat with him.

PREPARING FOR OUR CONVERSATION TODAY, COACH.

Pretend we've known each other a long time and we set this up yesterday.

Probably a friend of yours?

Probably unleaded.

PROBABLY WILL.

PROBABLY, NOTHING. WILL LEAD TO MARRIAGE.

Probably.

Providing that if l'm not married by tomorrow,

Put a very strange clause into his will.

Put all that aside and what have you got?

Put aside for now my technique, my style, my smooth manner.

Put aside my hair, my teeth, my physique.

PUT IT DOWN.

Put it down. Easy mistake. I'll give you another shot.

Put that in your notebook, l break your fingers.

PUT THE BLACKBOARD DOWN.

Put your mind at ease. l'll never be broke.

Puts on a straight up guy front,

Quarter to three

Quiet.

Quite a catch.

Read some of the others.

Read that one. It's terrific.

Reading and talking Schopenhauer.

Ready.

Real rip and tear kind of stuff.

REALLY, I'M A BETTER LOOKING FELLOW THAN HE IS.

REALLY, IT'S NOTHING AT ALL.

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? I don't buy that.

Really? I don't buy that.

Really. l was just passing and dropped in to see what it's like.

Rebecca is a very vulnerable person, coming off a shattered relationship.

Rebecca, l might not have been totally fair with you.

Rebecca, l'm sorry.

Rebecca, may l speak to you in here for a moment?

Rebecca, no. You and Elliot?

Rebecca, thank you. lt was wonderful to see you again.

Rebecca, there's something wrong.

Rebecca, you're very vulnerable now. Please, don't do anything foolish.

Rebecca.

Red pimiento,

Red pimiento. Stuff it into the anchovy's mouth.

RELAX A LITTLE BIT.

Remember Harry?

REMEMBER THE DAY I SAID THIS:

Remember the night two of 'em drove off the cliff in the fog?

Remember the time you put the analgesic balm in my jockstrap?

Reporters hung around, waiting for me to say something intelligent.

Results in a more comfortable body temperature.

Rice? Yaz?

Rick and Ron?

Rick and Ron?

Rick here is after something and l can show him where it is.

RIGHT HERE AT CHEERS.

Right, Sam.

Right? That means I'm out on the street,

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right. And after I paid his way through school hustling drinks.

Right. And we can all be on TV. I'd like to see myself on TV.

Right. Somewhere out there is a beagle with your name on it.

Right. The game's over and my baby's comin' home.

Right. There's a doctor lives right near here.

Rubbing suntan oil on his ex wife.

Ruta's the girl l had coming to entertain the big boss.

Said I wouldn't fit in with the other repairmen's wives. Big shot!

Said it was a great place to pick up chicks.

Sailing?

Sam always did like day games.

Sam and his pre scientific notions of magical bottle caps.

Sam bawled me out for something. You were here.

Sam have his brand on you yet?

Sam here, the old side of beef, really fit the bill.

Sam looks as terrific in black and white as he does in colour.

Sam Malone was a terrible pitcher!

Sam Malone, you're a better man than you're willing to admit.

Sam once struck out Cash, Kaline and Freehan with a tying run on second.

Sam once struck out Cash, Kaline and Freehan with a tying run on second.

Sam said I could put a playbill up.

Sam says I can't serve you. You're a flimflam.

Sam says I can't serve you. You're a flimflam.

Sam who?

Sam would never do that. Would you, Sam?

Sam, any kind of lie is eventually destructive.

Sam, by the way, there is... one little thing.

Sam, can l borrow 20 bucks till payday?

Sam, can you spring me for a few minutes? l gotta see this.

Sam, come on, that was a joke!

Sam, come on.

Sam, could l ask you a question? Does four of a kind beat a straight?

Sam, could we use your office, huh?

Sam, could you introduce me to Gene Tierney?

SAM, DIANE'S PREGNANT?

Sam, didn't that guy used to be a pitching coach for the Red Sox ?

Sam, do you take this woman to be your lawful...?

Sam, do you take...?

Sam, excuse me. Where do you keep the measuring spoons?

Sam, forget that meditation. What he needs to do is beef up his sex life.

Sam, he breathed on me. I'm a whole woman.

Sam, he told you to read the book.

Sam, he was insulting you.

Sam, here's the point. You have to put the past behind you.

Sam, I ain't got nothing against you, you run a clean bar.

Sam, I didn't mean anything by that. I laughed. Life is funny.

Sam, I didn't mean anything by that. I laughed. Life is funny.

Sam, I do understand why you're upset.

SAM, I HAVE TO DO THIS.

Sam, I just had a conversation with your date tonight.

Sam, I was terrific!

Sam, I'm getting real mad now.

SAM, I'M GOING TO WIN THIS CONTEST

Sam, I'm going. I was just playing.

Sam, I'm just trying to keep in practice.

Sam, I'm sorry about all this.

Sam, I'm sorry I was late.

Sam, I've got a message for you. Your date, Miss Bigbuckets?

Sam, I've got a message for you. Your date, Miss Bigbuckets?

Sam, if l'm to serve both as a waitress

Sam, if there's anything you wanna talk about, get off your chest.

Sam, if you don't stake me, it doesn't go down.

Sam, is she taken?

Sam, isn't there anything we can do about it?

Sam, it's terrible. She lied. The real father is her ex husband.

Sam, l don't pay you a lot of compliments,

Sam, l don't want a Boston Red Sock to come in here

Sam, l got this one. Buzz, l'm the fella you talked to this morning.

Sam, l know it's crazy for a stranger to come here for advice

Sam, l love this bar of yours.

Sam, l want a drink only men drink, something that makes women sick.

Sam, l've been right in there every game.

Sam, Lana gave me a message for you but I can't remember it.

Sam, let me have the TV control.

Sam, look.

Sam, nuclear bomb just hit Boston.

Sam, please, give him a call. He'll understand.

Sam, please.

Sam, please. You're talking about our next president.

Sam, ready for your date?

Sam, she is all alone in the world. She needs some support.

Sam, she's crushed. l have never seen this woman so depressed.

SAM, SOMEDAY YOU'LL REALIZE

Sam, sorry, l didn't see you.

Sam, tell 'em about opening day in New York.

Sam, thank you. I'll catch you later.

Sam, that woman is a dear friend of mine.

Sam, that's a bit unfair, isn't it?

Sam, the poem he wrote is excellent. Scratch a liar, find a poet.

Sam, there are a lot of people in this book just as dumb as you are.

Sam, there are subtleties of expression.

Sam, there's an emergency in the back room.

SAM, THESE CONTESTS PERPETUATE THE ATTITUDE

Sam, this could be a crucial moment in your life.

Sam, this is so sweet.

Sam, those guys look OK to me.

Sam, we are having a harmless conversation about art.

Sam, we were talking about betting against the Celtics!

Sam, what am l gonna do ?

Sam, what do you think of your commercial?

Sam, what is he doing with his hand?

Sam, what kind of person would I have to be

Sam, will you ever be able to forgive me?

Sam, would you come here a second?

Sam, would you come here a second?

Sam, would you mind if l stay and watch?

Sam, would you take that, please?

Sam, you are at least six or seven years older than l am. Admit it.

Sam, you can't do that!

Sam, you can't fire me. I need this job. Think of my kids.

Sam, you could sell me ice cubes in summer.

Sam, you know why.

Sam, you said you two used to do everything together?

Sam, you still have it?

Sam, you talk a lot about our having a dalliance,

Sam, you're an ex jockstrap...

Sam, you're an ex jockstrap...

Sam, you're exploiting this situation and it just doesn't feel right to me.

Sam, you're not actually thinking about it, are you?

Sam, you're obviously unhappy and everybody just wants to know why.

SAM, YOUR BROTHER DEREK

Sam,... could you turn the heat up just a little bit?

Sam,... I might not be in tomorrow morning.

Sam!

Sam! I know what you're going to do.

Sam?

Sam?

Sam? Do you realise that you are causing these accidents yourself?

Sam? Who is that man?

Sam.

Sam.

Sam.

Sam.

Sam.

Sam. He's maybe a man of some accomplishment,

Sam. Look at me.

Sam. Two bourbons straight.

Sam...

SAM...

Sam...

Sam's sweeping the girl of my dreams off her feet. Normal night.

SAM'S THE KIND OF A GUY, YOU KNOW,

Same thing will happen at Cheers that happened at Vito's Pub.

Sammy tells these guys to leave, we don't go to Clancy's.

Sammy, good looking, a baseball star.

Sammy, I've got a simple solution to this whole problem.

Sammy, it's ringing.

Sammy, l think he's snapped.

Sammy, let me have a Dewar's rot and a red wine.

Sammy, please, l'd be proud to be your best man.

SAMMY, SAMMY, OH, MY, MY, SAMMY.

SAMMY, TELL ME TRUE, NOW,

Sammy, that agent of yours is hotter than a pistol.

Sammy, this guy over here doesn't believe me about your bar slide.

Sammy, watching you get ready for a date

Sammy, why keep something that doesn't work?

Sammy, would you just tell me one thing?

Sammy, you get a minute, you wanna put a head on this here?

Sammy, you got someone lying in state in the back room?

Sammy, you grabbed the coffee pot by the sides.

Sammy, you're looking pretty sharp tonight.

Sammy, you've got to get that bottle cap back.

Sammy? Could I get a beer down here?

Sammy.

Sammy...? Tinkerbell here, or what?

Sammy's in trouble with Chambers.

Sammy's in trouble with Miss Chambers again.

Samuel "Mayday" Malone.

Save her a couple of hundred bucks on the short form.

Say hello to Rosie McGonagal for me, will ya?

Say it ain't so, Tom. Say it ain't so.

Say, didn't we used to have a weekly Elizabethan Poet Night?

Say, Jack, change channel. It's time for the Benito Venito bout.

Scientific.

Scientists say if a pig had thumbs and a language,

Scotch rocks.

Sc****s and nicks, and he cut himself shaving.

Second game, bottom of the ninth, Boog's up again...

Second, may l thank you all for helping me see the light.

See the ladies, take the edge off.

See what I mean?

See what I mean? The place is a buzz.

See ya.

SEE YOU AT THE WEDDING.

SEE YOU LATER.

See, Carla is seeing a therapist. She's trying to work things out.

See, I'm the own of this bar.

See, if I serve him a gopher ball,

SEE, THAT'S TOO BAD, COACH.

See? And we all know how fussy Carla is.

Seeing is believing, Mole.

Seems like all we've done all day long was go from one bar to another.

Send me back a ginger ale.

Seraphina's where?

Serving it the same day it's ordered is right up there, too.

Seven pitches.

SEX?

Shall we go to dinner and talk about the future?

SHARING A CHERRY COKE AND FRIES.

She always gets to watch the bar.

She caught him in the poolroom with a woman, shot him dead in the alley.

She didn't hear about it.

She doesn't want to be disturbed.

She entered a convent?

She fell off her shoes.

SHE GETS ALL THE ATTENTION.

She insists that you have the ring.

She is going through a very difficult period.

She is good.

She is seriously upset. lt's your fault for the way you rejected her.

She kept insisting on Lisa.

She likes Red?

She loves doing these little things for me.

She must have wondered where I was.

She said she can't make it. She's had an accident.

She said, ''Would you mind?''

She saved my life that night.

She says I gotta act like we're courting.

She told me to tell you she's getting a little "ootsy".

She told me to tell you she's getting a little "ootsy".

She took her head out of the oven long enough to fill me in.

She turns me down. Who needs it?

She wants to be the kind of waitress that you'd enjoy being waited on by.

She wants to go out with me herself.

She was a woman possessed.

She was the only one in my life who was always there.

She'll be here for a while.

She'll be here, he'll be back and I'll be sick.

She's a customer in my bar. l smiled, that's all. Go on.

SHE'S A FINALIST, COACH.

She's a grad student working on her thesis in kinesiology.

She's a lot younger than me.

She's a woman.

She's absolutely right.

She's all by herself, a stranger in this big city.

She's all those things you said.

SHE'S BEEN OUT WITH HIM EVERY DAY.

She's depressing and she's long winded.

She's five foot two,

She's going to challenge you.

She's good, Sam.

She's got a point there, Sam.

She's kinky, huh?

She's not a hooker at all.

She's not gonna bring another girl in here tomorrow night.

She's not one of your usual bimboettes.

SHE'S NOT OUT WITH DEREK AGAIN?

She's nothing like l am.

She's probably waiting for us to reach out.

She's really earning her ten per cent.

She's sending a student over with a playbill.

She's setting me up with herself.

She's still working here.

She's talking about herself. Who else?

She's very eccentric and a little hard to take at times.

She's waiting for her fiancé.

SHERRY SOUNDS VERY NICE,

Shot of bourbon.

Shot of bourbon. Beer chaser.

Shot of bourbon. Beer chaser.

Should be a blood match.

Should be a stimulating evening!

Show her your smile.

Show me you're serious, get some help, and I'll keep you on.

Shut up for a second, will you?

Shut up.

Shut up.

SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH!

Si?

SILENCE IS OVERRATED ANYWAY.

Simple. You can't go back to the professor for work.

Since I have been here,

Sir? Save your quarter. That piano hasn't worked in 20 years.

SIT DOWN, CLIFF.

Sit down. Now, look.

Sit down. What they were talking about out there

Sit right down here and we'll work out the details.

Sit up straight, will ya?

Sit, Leo.

Sit, Leo.

Sit!

Sit!

Six bucks an hour.

Slow down. You're giving us too much to think about.

Slow down. You're giving us too much to think about.

Slowly.

Small world.

Smite me again, barkeep!

Snitch face!

So did we, the first six or seven times.

So Elizabeth was my closest friend and confidante.

So he fired you, Norm?

So he made me promise that l would have you married

SO I CAN MAKE A SPEECH DENOUNCING IT.

So I decide I'm gonna make him wait on me, make him sweat.

So I do exactly the opposite, right?

SO I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR.

So I sat down at the kitchen table, a bottle of Chianti.

So I threw myself down the dugout steps.

SO I'VE COME TO SAY GOOD BYE.

So if you'll excuse me, that very special somebody is waiting for me.

So if you'll excuse me, that very special somebody is waiting for me.

So it's a rigged up coin?

So l'm awfully sorry and l beg your pardon and good night.

So let's not have any more. And I tell you something else.

So long, pal.

So long, Tommy.

So only you and Coach knew about this?

So Sam was your second choice?

SO SHE SEES IT.

SO SHE'S NOT THE BEST WAITRESS IN THE WORLD,

SO TELL ME, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

SO THAT'S YOUR NEXT STOP?

So the minute he graduated, he left me.

So the whole thing was her idea?

So this is kind of your last fling?

So we were drinking

So what's the number over there?

So what's your problem?

So whatever she asks you, please, just say ''no''.

So where do l come in?

So where's the ceremony gonna be?

So who is it, huh? Evans?

So who's gonna win, Cliff? Reagan again?

So who's the father? We want to know.

So you loved this dog because you could use him as a come on?

So, anyway, suggest meditation. lt just might do wonders.

SO, CHUCK, HOW'S THE JOB SEARCH GOING, HUH?

So, he wasn't your ideal date.

So, honey, you can't go in the back room without me?

So, how was your Sunday? Catch the Celtics 75ers game?

So, if l'm not married by tomorrow, you're broke?

So, if we could get married, just long enough to satisfy the attorneys,

So, if you're still single, l'm cut off.

So, it's a press conference for yet another thick headed jock epic?

So, l understand you're in the spy game?

So, let's see how you are.

So, Norm. What was Kennedy doing at the Copley?

So, right there on the spot, I said, "Let's get married."

So, she has to drive.

So, this is a bar.

SO, UH... WHERE'S DIANE TODAY?

So, what do you say?

So, what do you say?

So, what do you think, Andy? How does ltalian food sound?

So, what you're saying is he's pretty well known?

SO, WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?

So, what's Goldilocks's story?

So, where were we?

So, why poker?

So, you get jobs for professional athletes to be in commercials?

So, you two were real close?

So, you're in therapy?

So, you're the Sam Malone that used to pitch for the Sox?

SO? PROVES I'M CONGENIAL.

So? Who cares?

Some chick wants to see me. I can't get rid of 'em.

Some guys turn to the bottle, some guys chase chicks.

Some people spend their whole lives in a bar.

Somebody is going to help me ease my load a little bit this time,

Somebody named Ruta can't make it tonight.

Somebody pinch me. I've got to be hallucinating.

Somebody pinch me. I've got to be hallucinating.

Someone in business who enjoys the finer things.

Someone named Vicki.

SOMEONE RIGHT FROM HERE AT CHEERS,

SOMETHING EVERY WAITRESS NEEDS

Something funny?

SOMETHING GOES WRONG.

SOMETHING IN THE PAPER, EH?

Something my father used to say when we had a death in the family.

Something tell me you know what to do.

Something wrong with them?

Something wrong with them?

Sometimes called the Jupiter Symphony.

Sometimes called the Jupiter Symphony.

Sometimes I think of the smartest thing to say,

Sometimes I took one right in the old melon.

Sometimes people even join in.

Sometimes people say things that strike me as snippets of Americana.

Sometimes when I'm with one, I swear I can hear the crowd cheering.

Sometimes you just lose touch with reality.

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name

SOMETIMES, A MAN AND A WOMAN

Soon, he could hear a sound coming up from the floor.

Sooner or later, you'll own General.

Sorry about that, fans. Another tough one in the loss column.

Sorry about that. Can l get you a drink?

Sorry about this stuff. I'm sat here waiting for my heat to be turned on.

Sorry about this. They're studying for finals.

Sorry I'm late, but wait till you hear what I did.

Sorry I'm late, but you'll be delighted when you hear why.

Sorry things are not going good for you.

Sorry, Boggs. Just a figure of speech.

SORRY, COACH.

Sorry, Diane.

SORRY, HONEY, I'M NOT INTERVIEWING TILL MONDAY.

Sorry, Luis, I don't think you've got it. I'm pulling you out.

Sorry, Sammy. Strictly theory.

Sorry, what?

Sorry? I was practising suspending this coin in mid air.

Sorry.

Sorry. Go up to Melville's again.

Sorry. I was sure you'd love 'em. These are real conversation starters.

Sounds like fun.

Sounds like you had a pretty nice day off.

Sox lost again today, Sam. Sure could have used you.

Speaking of Indians, remember Fort Apache? Just thinking of it...

Speaking of sweat, here's a little known fact.

Spencer, wherever you are tonight,

St Matthias is a good school. I've had two kids thrown out of there.

Start doing different things.

START WITH ONE SMALL ACT OF VENGEANCE.

Started meditating, right away.

STARTED TO TELL ME ABOUT HER PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE,

Step in here and let me show you something l've triumphed over.

Step right this way. Carla, show him.

Still couldn't lose him?

Stimulating conversation. We playing cards or what?

Stop it, the two of you.

Story got in the newspaper. Gets a lot of attention.

Straight to the jack.

Strangest thing, she appears to be alone.

Strippers aren't enough here.

Strips down to his altogether, yeah?

Stupidest thing? There is no stupidest thing you ever did.

Suck it up, Coachie. Hang tough in there.

Suck it up, Coachie. Hang tough in there.

Suddenly, I'm in the mood for all of 'em.

Sugar.

Sumner, am I stupid to let you go see a woman you were once in love with?

Sumner, I'm not beautiful.

Sumner, I'm so glad to see you.

Sumner, this is crazy.

Sure I do! It was Fluffy.

Sure l have, Carla.

Sure, honey, go ahead. What?

Sure, Nick's disgusting,

Sure, sister, that'll be fine.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. Be glad to.

Sure. Busy girl.

Sure. For example, l'm not really this good looking.

Sure. How about you, miss? What are your perspiration patterns?

Sure. I'll act geeky, give 'em the wrong drinks.

Sure. l wouldn't dare buy clothes for that guy.

Swam a couple of rivers and stowed away on a tramp steamer to get here.

Swarthy, fertile, Mediterranean types?

SWEETHEART, YOU CANNOT JOIN THE CONTEST.

Swilling beer and vomiting on themselves,

Swimming is one of the finest cardiopulmonary exercises.

Swish! Larry Bird got another one!

Table for one. Sit down.

Tact is perhaps your wisest recourse.

Taffy and l went sailing up at Marble Head.

Taffy?

Take a hard grounder in the gut, anything to get their sympathy.

Take care of it.

Take care of that table.

TAKE CARE, CHUCK.

TAKE HER WITH YOU. GO ON. GET OUT.

Take it easy.

Take it easy.

Take it easy. Sam's shy about these things.

Take it from me, you're not adopted.

Take my word, marriage changes people.

TAKES GUTS TO ADMIT IT.

Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Tall, dark, strong, hairy arms.

Ted Williams was overrated!

Tell her you haven't been lying, Eric.

Tell her you haven't been lying, Eric.

Tell him to call me here at Cheers.

Tell me in one sentence what you perceive to be your problem now.

Tell me something, Red.

TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE GONNA SAY, OR YOU'LL BE VERY SORRY.

Tell me you don't think this is because you've lost your talisman.

Tell me you're not in trouble.

Tell me you're playing around with her, or I can't go on.

Tell me, does he have a wife, or worse, someone he cares about?

TELL ME.

Tell me. What do you like tomorrow?

Tell the rest of them. I mean, they're dying to hear.

TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT I THINK OF THIS WHOLE THING

Tell us about some of the great moments you had here.

Tell us about your most hair raising mission.

Tempus fugit.

Ten grand.

Ten years after the day he died.

Ten! Ten bucks.

Tennis is a sissy game.

Than ordinary men?

Thank God they got the number wrong.

Thank God, I thought I had malaria.

Thank you for coming. Can l get you a drink?

Thank you for everything, Diane.

Thank you for that conversation, sir. l'm the better for it.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Father.

Thank you, miss.

Thank you, Robert. l'm ready.

Thank you, Sam.

Thank you?

Thank you.

Thank you.

THANK YOU.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. ''My heart is like an apple tree

Thank you. l'm glad you like it.

Thank you. ln fact, l joined a health club today.

Thank you. Mommy?

Thank you. My name is Ernie Pantusso but you can call me Coach.

THANK YOU. THAT'S NICE. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE.

Thank you. That's very nice.

THANKS A LOT, COACH.

Thanks a lot, everybody. It was nice talking to you all again.

Thanks for dropping me off, Walter. Bye bye.

Thanks for getting me out before I made an ass of myself.

Thanks for keeping emotions out of it.

Thanks for pointing her out. I must be slipping.

Thanks for reminding me.

Thanks, Carla.

Thanks, Coach. lf there's anything I can do for you, let me know.

Thanks, Coach. You're not Gus, but you're not bad.

Thanks, Coach. You're not Gus, but you're not bad.

Thanks, Sam.

Thanks, Sam.

Thanks, Sam.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Coach, where's Sam?

Thanks. Hey, listen.

Thanks. l really appreciate that. ls your wife dead yet, Ed?

Thanks. So, how's it going, Dad?

Thanks. Thank you, really. Thanks so much.

Thanks. Thank you, really. Thanks so much.

Thanks. Thank you.

Thanks. What's the message?

THAT ALL OF US HAVE OBSTACLES TO OVERCOME IN LIFE,

That and my aftershave.

That cat could really keep a secret.

That curses anyone who owns it.

That didn't last long.

That does it. l never wanna see you come through that door again.

That doesn't even work.

That doesn't make sense.

That Ed is not my favourite person.

That ended with a preposition, too.

That explains that twinkle in your eye.

That explains the laughter behind my back!

That goof is probably gonna be on a beach tomorrow,

That goof will be on the cover of Saturday Review someday.

That group's arguing about the sweatiest movie ever made.

That he takes it so seriously?

THAT I AM GOING TO BRING THIS CONTEST TO ITS KNEES.

That I hadn't seen it,

That I hadn't seen it,

THAT I'M DOING THE RIGHT THING.

THAT I'VE LISTED AS MY DEPENDENTS.

THAT IF HE'S NOT EXPRESSING HIMSELF TO YOU,

That is "Mayday".

That is a good looking guy.

That is the most embarrassing display I have ever seen.

That l would meet a monk and a doughboy?

That leaves me only two hours to find another date.

THAT LITTLE PIXIE. SHE DIDN'T SAY A WORD ABOUT IT.

That makes two of us.

That makes you 38

That makes you the roper. You bring him into the game.

THAT MIGHT BE KIND OF GREAT, HUH?

That must be them now. I saw them taking off on a motorcycle.

THAT NEITHER ONE OF THEM

That new linebacker will put 'em in the Super Bowl.

That night in Chicago in 1 973, with those two young...

That nothing on this earth could be that beautiful.

That nothing on this earth could be that beautiful.

That old bottle cap comes through again, huh?

That old line.

THAT PROVES IT! THERE IS NO GOD.

That salesman.

That should be easy to remember.

That sounds a refreshing change. l'll have a beer.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD JOB.

THAT UNDER ALL THIS PUBLIC PRESSURE,

That was after art and before psychology.

That was after we'd won the division championship.

That was before l got over my problem.

That was my mother. She just flew into town and she's coming here.

That was not a very nice thing to do to Diane.

THAT WAS OUR CHANCE TO GET RID OF HER

THAT WAS SAM'S BROTHER.

That was Sam's brother. He's on his way over.

That was the noblest preposition you ever dangled.

That was wonderful. Somehow, your instincts just told you...

That way we undermined the people's confidence

THAT WOMEN ARE MERE OBJECTS

That would be a very good idea.

That would come across on camera.

That would explain all the blank pages.

That would have to be the bookstore.

THAT WOULD MAKE YOU TIP O'NEILL, AND ME...

That you are the first people that I have ever served.

That you have a mother that wants to see you?

That you lost your head for a moment, that you're an uncaring worm.

THAT, UH, I'M REALLY HAPPY TO SEE

That'll be one buck.

That's 3 saves and 2 wins in 2 weeks.

That's a little tight there, honey.

That's a pretty great little bottle cap, huh?

That's a stool. Any questions?

That's a very classy order. We're gonna have a very dry martini.

That's a very classy order. We're gonna have a very dry martini.

That's a very sexist thing to say.

That's about the sweetest thing anybody's ever done...

That's all right. I was a relief pitcher before they became famous.

That's alright. She doesn't like anybody.

That's an incredible story.

That's bad memories for me. I killed a waitress there.

That's easy. Rocky II.

That's Eddie the Mole from Phoenix. They call him Mole Man, or Moley.

That's enough of this. I'd better get going.

That's Ernie Pantusso. He works here now.

THAT'S EVER BEEN.

That's ex jock! How many times I gotta tell you that?

That's exactly what you should do.

That's good, but I knew this guy, Randy Evans, first baseman,

That's good, that's really good.

THAT'S GOOD.

That's good. I like that.

That's good. l wanna thank you for thinking about me,

THAT'S GOOD. PUT YOUR ELBOW UP HERE LIKE THAT.

That's great, Cliff. That's worth a dime.

That's great.

That's great. You going to get married?

THAT'S HIM.

That's how they operate. Trust me.

That's it exactly.

That's it for me. I've gotta run.

That's it, Sam, it's out.

That's it.

That's it. That does it.

That's it. That does it.

That's it. We're making a mockery of marriage and it's all my fault.

THAT'S IT. WONG SONG YU.

That's like calling Spinoza to settle an argument

THAT'S ME!

That's my bicycle licence.

That's nice.

THAT'S NICE. LEAN AGAINST THE BAR.

That's Norm. That's not Norm's jacket.

That's not her.

That's not it, is it?

THAT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE

That's not too unfair, is it?

That's not what l heard.

That's OK, Ron. Goodnight.

THAT'S OK.

That's OK. Don't worry about it.

That's OK. For me, this is cordial.

THAT'S OK. YOU HAD EVERY RIGHT.

That's our Sammy.

That's our Sammy.

That's out now?

That's out, number 3. Walker has done it again.

That's perfect for me.

THAT'S REALLY NOT NECESSARY.

That's Rick Walker, relief pitcher for the Red Sox.

That's right!

That's right.

THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GONNA TIME YOU.

That's right. lt's demeaning and dehumanising,

THAT'S RIGHT. THEY'RE GONNA BE HERE LATER

That's right. They're here right now and you don't even know who they are.

THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN CHEERS?

That's Sister Theresa from St Matthias School for Girls.

That's spread over since last February.

That's sweet of you, but I've got a lot of unpacking to do, but thanks.

That's terrific!

That's the beauty about being a mailman.

That's the best I've seen.

That's the best I've seen.

THAT'S THE BLACKBOARD FROM THE POOL ROOM.

That's the first person l ever met that was on the Titanic.

That's the kind of passion l was hoping l'd find.

That's the study of physical movement, Sam.

That's the stupidest name I ever heard.

That's too much baseball for me. l'm heading out.

That's true. They do have a lot.

That's very flattering!

THAT'S VERY NICE. THAT'S VERY NICE.

That's what happened. And I thought you just lost it.

That's what he gets for not reading his schedule.

That's what I like about her. She's got a lot of class.

That's what I think.

That's what l thought.

That's what you wanted me to do, walk away.

That's why I drink Field Beer. It's refreshing, satisfying,

That's why I'm firing you. You can leave your apron right there.

That's why we usually mix up five gallons and put it in the fridge.

That's wonderful, sir.

The 20 bucks is for a little lie.

The adult male's version of owning a candy store.

The adult male's version of owning a candy store.

The aprons. Carla, the apron.

The best party l was ever at was in a locker room.

The biggest argument I ever had with my wife

THE BLOND ONES WILL BE THE KIDS?

The book!

The boss kept me after. I got chewed out a bit.

The Bruins are a bunch of ugly, stupid sissies!

THE CARDS WILL HAVE PICTURES OF US

The Celtics are always beaten.

The Celtics got going pretty good, eh?

The Celtics will lose today.

The children cry over the carcass,

The cold weather makes them very passionate.

The Colletti Academy.

The cologne you always wear is totally without nuance!

The contract of marriage is most solemn

The correct change.

The damnedest thing. I've been shivering all the way over here.

The day Diane walked in, l knew you'd get together.

The difference is, with men, they get over it in an hour.

The Dragon Lady. Tell me about it.

The fact is, there are gay people in this bar all the time.

The famous sportscaster!

The fightin' Double Deuce is on the loose!

The first thing l knew, he'd taken up with a student on a squid expedition.

The first three hours are...

The First World War, of course.

The frown, the quizzical look,

The game is over, l hit the head, get a cheeseburger.

The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an automobile.

The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an automobile.

The great ones make it look so easy.

The great ones make it look so easy.

The great Sam "Maybe" Malone.

The groom's name is Schwinn?

THE GUY DID GET ME A JOB.

The guy hands me a towel, whisks me off and invites me out to a movie.

The guy was a hound. He had women everywhere.

The guys always carry a big roll. They gotta be ready for action.

The king of the single entendre?

The knit of my brow, my posture...

THE LAST ANGRY MAN.

The last anything l ever drank.

THE LAST CONVERSATION I HAD WITH DEREK

The last couple of nights, l've really had an urge to have a drink.

The last thing I need is a cheerleader right now.

THE LESS HE SHOWS IT.

The love, the courage..."

The man l'm looking for should be peasant stock.

The man's got a harem.

The man's got a harem.

The mating ritual of the horny breasted lounge lizard.

THE MISS BOSTON BARMAIDS CONTEST.

The mist chokes my heart, Covers the mourners,

THE MORE HE CARES ABOUT SOMETHING,

The more I compensated with typical Don Juan promiscuity."

The more we learn about cybers, the better we can control 'em.

THE NEXT MINUTE YOU'RE ALL FOR IT.

The next time I decide to go out, I'll check with you first.

The next week, the rest of his team came over on the Concorde.

The night before my wedding and I'm in the middle of a sweat contest.

The nuns taught us it in school. l get tears just remembering.

The Olde Corner Bookstore and the Old North Church.

The one about the evil woman who pushes her husband

The one who can't stop talking. The geek.

The one who was off on a Learjet with your brother.

The Osmonds.

The other is just as impressive.

THE PHONIEST FRUITCAKE I EVER MET!

The pig develops scruples.

The pipes are clogged up again. Nothing's working back there.

The point I'm labouring to make here

The point is, she is a woman of substance.

The poor wretch.

The problem was that l couldn't shut her up.

THE QUESTION IS, IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS

The reason l left was, l'm kinda seeing another person.

THE REST OF WHAT YOU SAY IS ALL OVER MY HEAD.

The Ripba.

The sad thing is, he'll be sitting in a bar right now,

THE SEARS CATALOGUE CAME OUT THIS WEEK,

THE SECOND I LOOKED AT YOU AND DEREK,

The sky became this incredible colour.

The sky became this incredible colour.

The Sox need a rally, they have two out in the bottom of the ninth.

THE SUBJECT IS, YOU CAN'T SHUT UP LONG ENOUGH TO KISS ME.

THE TOUGHER THINGS GOT, THE COOLER HE GOT.

THE TREE FALLING IN THE WOODS.

THE TRUE MEASURE OF GREATNESS

The truth comes out. She's a total airhead.

The truth comes out. She's a total airhead.

The truth is, I never saw the guy before in my life.

The two of you cooked something up to make me look a silly fool?

THE WHAT?

The what?

The whole idea is that there's a total lack of sensory input.

The whole time.

The worst thing anyone in a situation like this could do

The Yanks may have it sewn up, as they lead 5 0. The pitch.

Their lives are incredibly dull all week long.

Then at the retirement dinner, you could eat 'em.

THEN FORGET IT.

THEN GIVE ME SOME WINE, TOO. TWO WINES.

Then he dismembered his victim and buried him under the floorboards.

Then he signed for the Sox for big bucks

Then he stands on the table,

Then I could put a cork in it.

THEN I REALLY GOT TO RUN.

Then I wanna talk about my triumph over alcoholism.

Then I'm not carrying a torch for you.

Then it's your lucky day.

Then l know why the Big Guy put me here.

Then l'm going for him before l lose my nerve.

Then Lady Fishface walked in the door.

THEN PUT A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH IT,

Then this is on me. Congratulations.

Then this is on me. Congratulations.

Then we could talk about Cheers, what I'm doing now.

Then why did Harry throw in these four threes?

Then why does he think it's a good luck charm?

Then you wouldn't mind if we just take our money back.

There are certain things in this life that I really like,

There are certain things in this life that I really like,

There are drawbacks to dating beautiful women.

There are drawbacks to dating beautiful women.

There are two homosexual gentlemen in this bar at this moment.

THERE AREN'T TOO MANY THINGS ABOUT YOU I LIKE.

There is something so beautiful about experiencing it outdoors.

There must be confetti all over the Library of Congress.

There must be some other way to settle this.

There she is. My little baby.

There was a time in my life when men would invent tricks and schemes

There was music at Woodstock?

THERE WILL BE REPORTERS THERE?

There won't be anybody left to date,

THERE YOU ARE!

There you go.

There'd be three or four women holding up kids.

There'll be no wedding here today.

There's a compliment in there someplace.

There's a lady present, Norm.

There's a little something l dashed off this morning.

There's no room in my company for unstable people.

There's no way you can do it!

There's nothing I wanna talk about. I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl.

There's only one guy on base, but it's Don Buford.

There's some... Now I feel that I'm supposed to be friendly on demand.

There's your money. Who wants to play double or nothing?

THESE LAST 5 MINUTES.

These men have been arguing over the sweatiest movie ever made.

These poor wretches with no one in the world to turn to

They are OK, Coach.

They asked me to donate my kidneys.

They build those without plans.

They come here to be with their own kind.

They did? Are you sure?

They didn't get near each other. How can anyone miss Diane's mouth?

THEY DIDN'T LIKE MY ENGLISH.

THEY DIDN'T LIKE YOUR SPANISH?

They don't find me attractive.

They even used the infamous twister on me. The devils.

They get together whenever he's in town, but he's never been to Cheers.

They go all the way down to my hands.

They got a first round pick

They got a frozen lake, one radio station.

They had Sammy in mind when they built her

They had Sammy in mind when they built her.

THEY HIRED ANOTHER GUY.

THEY LOOK EVEN BETTER UP CLOSE.

They lost their tongues in the war.

They married there, had their first fight by the piano,

They missed you.

They need linebackers like I need antlers.

THEY PICKED THE FINALISTS

THEY SECRETLY WATCH YOUR WORK,

They take off their pants?

They told me they were gay, and they appreciated what Sam did.

They were laughing.

They were sort of the forerunners of...

They, along with myself, have had a wonderful time

They'd hate us for the rest of our lives.

They'll never make a pack big enough to carry the loneliness of a soldier.

THEY'RE A BUNCH OF CLOWNS.

They're catching on.

They're every bit as fiendish as you've heard.

They're going to the Caribbean to get married. OK?

THEY'RE IN THE BUSINESS OF CHEATING ON TAXES.

They're not gay.

They're not watching. Let's string 'em up.

THEY'RE NOT. I AM.

They're opposite the six o'clock news,

THEY'RE PICKING THE FINALISTS TODAY.

They're trained to lie.

Think hard about this. All our customers'll turn against us.

Think I was too hard on her?

Think that's gonna work?

Think that's something? Cathy Settudicato, from St Clete's,

Thinking of dying, Norm?

Third word.

This afternoon, I spent five entire hours

THIS BOZO RIGHT HERE

This can't be happening.

THIS COULD LEAD TO MARRIAGE, YOU KNOW.

This could work out for you, too. You might like this guy.

This doesn't feel like sharing grief.

This friend mentioned to me one time that he has a therapy group

This from a woman wearing rubber eyelashes and a padded bra.

This human being image will get me more action than cheap wine.

This I gotta see

This I gotta see.

This is a lot more important than unpacking.

This is a night l will never forget.

This is a pretty complicated problem, Coach.

THIS IS ALL RIGHT WITH YOU?

This is Carla Tortelli. She says even less than Sam and she's very busy.

This is far and away the worst.

THIS IS IN REGARD

THIS IS IT, EVERYONE.

This is just a look. This is what you did.

This is medieval.

This is not funny any more. l was right about him.

This is ridiculous.

This is Sam "Mayday" Malone,

This is the bar.

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING

This is the craziest thing Father ever did.

THIS IS THE DUMBEST CONVERSATION WE HAVE EVER HAD,

This is the home of Paul Revere.

THIS IS THE MOST

This is the story of a golden ring with magical powers

This is the thanks we get

This is the weirdest bar I've ever been in.

This is the worst draft yet.

This is the worst party yet. Thanks loads for the toga idea, Diane.

This is Vive la Différence night.

This is...

This looks like a nice saloon.

This man knows his animal kingdom.

This man knows his animal kingdom.

This one's different. It's got a lot of good stuff in it.

This one's no problem. It's dubbed.

This one's no problem. It's dubbed.

This week, I have gone out with all the women I know.

This week, I have gone out with all the women I know.

This week, I have gone out with all the women I know.

THIS WHOLE THING IS NOT GOING THE WAY IT SHOULD.

This whole thing's getting out of hand.

THIS WOULD BE AN EXCELLENT FORUM FOR 'EM.

This would make a great bar story.

Those "Where are they now?" interviews on TV are depressing.

Those animals.

Those are our drinks.

Those are our drinks.

THOSE ARE RICH PEOPLE CHEATING ON TAXES.

Those are the bottles. These are the glasses.

Those dismal Russian poems. They don't even rhyme.

Those guys are staying. Anyone else wants to leave, fine.

Those guys would never just forget.

Those highway robbers. It used to be a lousy two bucks.

Those job offers ought to start pouring in now.

Those papers have arrived from Geneva.

Those three words are all that separate you from a rutting pig.

Though if you do, l'll drive.

Though your dreams be tossed and blown

Three beers coming up.

Three bites. Not two, not one, like the rest of us. Three!

Three little ladies.

Three seconds, shoot it!

Three weeks.

THROUGH HIS BOOZING,

THROUGH THE END OF HIS CAREER.

Throw your problems on the bar.

Throw your problems on the bar.

Tibor, I see you play all the time. I'm Sam Malone.

Tibor, I think it's time to get to the Garden.

Till he couldn't stand it any more. Surely everyone heard it.

TO A 6'3" BUBBLE GUM CARD.

To ants. For all you do, this one's for you.

To balance the inside and outside temperatures.

TO BE ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE THAT MAKES YOU SICK?

TO BE JUDGED AND RANKED

TO BE KNOWN AS THE VOICE OF MY GENERATION.

To bring Ed in and fool him into thinking you've fired Carla.

To demonstrate your lack of class.

To drop you as a client just because of this?

To find someone with something and make them like me.

To get my attention.

To have and to hold from this time forward...

To keep the runner close to the bag.

TO MARTHA'S VINEYARD TONIGHT.

To maximise a probability ratio

To pick me as his teaching assistant

To reveal the depths of their personalities.

TO SAVE YOUR LIFE, I BET YOU COULDN'T SHUT UP FOR 30 SECONDS.

TO SAY, "MAYBE WE SHOULD KISS."

To show you how much, l'd like to buy it.

To smell her neck?

To talk to him about dancing?

TO TAPE THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WINNER

To the baby and its luck at having such wonderful parents.

To the baby.

TO THE MISS BOSTON BARMAID COMPETITION.

TO THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF FEMALE DEHUMANIZATION.

To the young lady l insulted earlier. l lost my head.

TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD NEXT SUMMER.

To you, Brandee's a one night woman.

To you, Brandee's a one night woman.

Today l delivered two copies of Star Parade magazine.

Today, I was sitting in my office with Diane.

Tom and I couldn't make up our minds.

Tom?

Tom's book should be really exciting due to the times we had together.

Tommy, good to see you.

Tomorrow, Boston College play lona. Put that money down, pal.

Tomorrow, I'm going out with a girl who wears a pinwheel hat.

Tomorrow, I'm going out with a girl who wears a pinwheel hat.

Tomorrow, I'm going to go to my lawyer,

Tomorrow, l'm going into a monastery.

Tonight has proven that l belong here, in a bar,

Tonight on the news, you can watch the lowlights.

Tonight...

Too bad we're all here.

Too bad.

Too rich for my blood.

Too skinny.

Too ugly to be gay.

Too ugly to be out.

Took him? I had him for breakfast.

Took him? I had him for breakfast.

TOOK MY MIND OFF MY BROTHER

Totally sacrificing my dignity and pride.

TRAP YOU? YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

Try anything and l'll tell the police about this poker game.

TRY IT, AND YOU'LL BE WALKING FUNNY TOMORROW.

Try the bar. lt makes good cover during the gunfights.

Try the blonde girl's hair.

Try to get out of those things, the worse it gets.

Trying to tell you what to do with your life.

Turn on the set, pour me a beer and let's start dribbling.

TV repair.

Two beers.

TWO BOILERMAKERS WILD TURKEY AND BUD.

Two draughts.

Two men with one foot in heaven. That's good!

Two of them are ugly, one's obnoxious and one's just stupid.

Two of them are ugly, one's obnoxious and one's just stupid.

TWO SHERRIES.

Two tankards of their finest ale.

Two vodka gimlets, one straight up, one blended, rocks,

Two young dollars?

Two, three, four, five, ten and 20.

UH, JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU FELT THE SAME WAY ABOUT IT THAT WE DID.

UH...

UH... HOW ABOUT A FIRST ONE?

UH...MAKE THAT A GLASS OF WINE.

UM...

UM...

Unconsciously, you were sensitive to her suffering

Undateable, Sam? I don't think so.

Unfortunately, he loved a good joke more.

Unhappy? I'm not unhappy. I'm on top of the world.

Unhappy? I'm not unhappy. I'm on top of the world.

Unless "doofus" is a term of endearment.

Until, inevitably, they raise their robes

Use the jukebox. lt doesn't work either, but it's only a dime.

Using nothing but sincerity and his own feelings.

Vampira, get to work, here.

Vera dragged me to the mortuary to arrange our funeral.

Verse alert, Cliffy, strap yourself in, pal.

Very funny.

Very smart. Teaches at a college.

W. Begins with a W. Little word. With! My Dinner With...

Wagner's ''Ring of the Nibelungs'', the complete cycle.

Wait a minute

Wait a minute, Sammy.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Coach, Sammy.

Wait a minute. That was my brother.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE, DIANE.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

Wait a minute. What do you mean, "Poor Sam"?

Wait a second.

Wait a second. I want you to take Norm home.

Wait just a minute. Don't say it's not the answer until you've tried it.

Wait one minute, Harry. Let me see that.

Wait till I tell the missus.

Wait, I haven't played baseball for years.

Wait, I've got a wonderful idea. We are always taking up collections

Wait, miracles don't happen. Are you sure it was broken?

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WHOA.

Wait.

Wait. Am I being hustled?

Wait. Aren't you getting a little carried away here?

Wait. Come back here.

Wait. Debra, you forgot your programme.

Wait. Debra, you forgot your programme.

Wait. Don't you throw the ball at the batter?

Wait. It depends what kind we're talking about.

Wait. It depends what kind we're talking about.

Wait. l've let this go...

Wait. lf you want some buddies to get together with, we're here.

Wait. They had that same story on Scooby Doo Saturday morning.

Wait. Wait a second...

Wait. You write poetry?

Wake up, Diane. Cliffy, let's go do something.

Walk around and soak up some atmosphere.

Walk on through the rain

Walk on through the wind

Walk on, walk on

Walt?

Walter happens to be a distinguished geneticist.

Want me to hang around till your date gets here?

Want to talk about major poets from New England as opposed to New York?

Want to talk about Nobel Prize winners in medicine?

Warm, Coach. Me.

WAS ABOUT WALKING ON THE MOORS

Was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected.

Was he a bad waitress, too?

Was over naming our daughter.

Wasn't because you found her unattractive.

Wasn't there something I wanted to say?

Watch it, Marshall, I'm heatin' up!

Watch it!

Watch me get the Coach on it.

Watch your tongue, Marshall.

Watching her eyes mist up,...

Watching him get up every morning, strapping on that mailbag,

Watching you make complete idiots of yourselves.

Way to go, Derek.

Way to go, Mayday.

Way to go.

Way to hum, girl. Right on the old honeydew.

We all would.

We are all honoured and thrilled that you could make it.

We are also standing on the Grainery burying ground,

We are gathered in the presence of these witnesses

We are now going to take up a collection to help Carla.

We aspire to saloon.

We both got a little carried away.

We both got a little carried away.

We can talk about it on the flight.

We can talk about my greatest thrill in sport,

We can tell it now. Yes. Today we had a tiff right before you came in.

We can't let any of the boys know about this. It's gotta be quiet.

We could all take turns doing things with the kid.

We couldn't win a game against them.

We did it, Harry.

We don't have any crackers that look like goldfish.

We don't think we're heroes,

We get together every once in a while.

We go home to our wives, girlfriends, work benches, power tools...

We got a right To pick a little fight, Bonanza!

We got an extra chair in here, Harry, if you wanna sit in.

We got caught up in some wonderful emotions just now,

We got time for names, Marshall.

We had some great sessions. I just used this trick Dr Graham taught me.

We have a saying in my business,

We have something to celebrate. A little champagne.

We have to wear taffeta and have the correct change.

WE HAVEN'T SEEN THAT FACIAL TIC OF YOURS.

We just back from Symphony Hall. Heard Mozart's Symphony No.41.

We just back from Symphony Hall. Heard Mozart's Symphony No.41.

We just discovered George has been hustling Coach for a lot of money.

We just had to pull him off the wooden lndian.

We meet in this bar every ten years to reminisce.

We need now to move away from brute emotions into the more cerebral

We never go beyond this room.

We pause 1 0 seconds for station identification.

We should buy a new sports jacket.

We stayed in a little inn where John Adams slept.

We swear not a word you say will ever go beyond this room.

We used Brownies for firewood!

We walked in the woods, we communed with nature.

We watch you on the news every night.

We were all in our underwear, pouring champagne on each other.

We were delighted you were late!

We were gonna lose Carla forever.

We were looking at your kisser in the morning rag here, Sam.

We were looking for something with more meat.

WE WEREN'T THAT INTERESTED IN YOUR LIFE

We won't have time to catch our flight.

We'd go into hotel lobbies,

We'd have condos on Venus.

We'd have given you a pink belly that glowed in the dark.

We'd kind of like it to be our kid, too.

WE'LL BE DIANE AND DEREK MALONE.

We'll be thinking of him during the next electrical storm.

WE'LL BUY A SPREAD SOMEWHERE

We'll check in in a few weeks and see if Cheers is still the kind of bar

We'll check into separate rooms,

We'll jump on a plane.

We'll lock up.

WE'RE ABOUT TO START SOMETHING. I MEAN,

We're closed.

We're five games out of first place with eight to play.

We're gonna get cremated.

We're gonna take off now. You two have a good time.

We're helpless, swept away. What else can we do?

We're holding on to a one run lead against the Birds.

We're just doing a job, putting our lives on the line for democracy.

We're not a one To settle up and run, Bonanza!

WE'RE NOT GOING TO JUST KISS.

We're not old coots like you, but we feel like we know ya.

We're sharing our grief.

We're talking dazzling entertainment.

We're talking monster laughs.

WE'RE TOO AWARE OF WHAT WE'RE DOING.

We're up, l'm in the coach's box. They're up, l'm in the dugout.

We've known for well over a month that Carla's...

We've never bet against a Boston team. We've never done that.

Well then, let's get out of this bar so you don't have to worry.

Well then, let's get out of this bar so you don't have to worry.

Well then, Mozart must have been 37 years old when he died.

Well then, Mozart must have been 37 years old when he died.

WELL,

Well, all of a sudden, l feel like l'm intruding.

Well, alright. lf you guys insist.

WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT,

Well, as the French so delicately put it, the old...?

WELL, BOBBY AND SUZIE SAW THEM AT THE DRIVE IN

Well, certainly, an apology's in order. Carla.

WELL, COACH,

WELL, COACH, WE ASSUME THAT IT FELL, YOU KNOW.

Well, come on.

Well, come on.

Well, cut her down.

Well, do you want me to go with you?

Well, don't sing your own praises.

Well, enough Schope talk.

Well, Francis wouldn't.

WELL, GEE, I THINK I CAN HELP YOU WITH THE SORE BUNS, DIANE, BUT...

Well, go ahead, tell him the story.

Well, go ahead. Gloat.

Well, have you ever thought about meditation ?

Well, hey... Nothing going on here, huh?

Well, I can just sit there.

Well, I can teach him how to tie a Windsor knot.

Well, I don't believe it, and I want you outta here.

Well, I don't know, give the kid a chance to talk.

Well, I don't know.

WELL, I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE

Well, I guess that just about does it there for you, Andy.

WELL, I GUESS YOU CAN JUST PUSH FRIENDSHIP SO FAR.

Well, I have a close friend who is a clinical psychologist.

WELL, I HAVE THIS, UM, THIS FACIAL TIC.

Well, I think what happened is he...

WELL, I TOOK A LONG LUNCH, AND THEY CANNED ME.

Well, I was working both ends of a double header.

Well, I was...

Well, I would rather be that than a snob.

Well, I would rather be that than a snob.

Well, I would, but Carla's never actually called me a friend,

WELL, I, DIANE CHAMBERS,

Well, I'll be darned

WELL, I'LL HEAR ABOUT IT.

Well, I'm not carrying one for you.

WELL, I'M WALKING DOWN THE STREET.

Well, I've never met an intelligent woman that I'd want to date.

Well, I've never met an intelligent woman that I'd want to date.

Well, if it hadn't been for dear old Dad

Well, if there's anything you ever need, just ask us, OK?

Well, interrupt. No, l'm not kidding.

Well, it occurs to me that sometimes we find truth comes in a glass.

Well, it was a bottle cap that l found once.

Well, it was hardly noticeable.

Well, it was so nice l don't know if l'm ready to talk about it yet.

Well, it worked for me. l used to have this facial tic.

Well, it's gonna sound funny

Well, it's not too crowded.

Well, it's not!

WELL, IT'S QUITE COLD OUT TODAY.

Well, l guess l'll knock off too, OK?

Well, l guess lt isn't important now.

Well, l guess you're right.

Well, l know. lt does test the limits of human logic.

Well, l'll be darned, so she is.

Well, l'll just sit at a table and wait.

Well, l'm afraid there's no one l'm steadily dating at the moment.

Well, l'm flattered.

Well, l'm not surprised, Ankara is in Turkey.

Well, l've heard that poker can be a pleasant diversion,

Well, maybe we should do something to help pick it up.

Well, Norm, Coach, it's unfair to ask a woman to be the wife of a mailman.

Well, Norman, all you need is a little icebreaker. Let me help.

Well, Norman's a friend.

WELL, NOT EVERY DAY, BUT ON YOUR ODD SATURDAY NIGHT...

Well, not in the traditional sense.

Well, nothing beyond an occasional little small talk.

Well, now I'm the one who schemes to get theirs.

Well, now l know why l didn't wanna talk.

Well, OK, then. OK. What time's good for you?

Well, personally,

WELL, SAM AND DEREK ARE A LITTLE CUTER, YEAH.

WELL, SAM. THANKS AGAIN.

Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst.

Well, Simon Says is my game. l'm great at that.

Well, since I left home, I've only seen her in the holidays.

Well, since you already guessed, you're right, he's not the father.

Well, since you brought it up, Sam.

Well, sometimes there's a delayed reaction.

Well, tell Her Nibs I'm sorry.

Well, thank you very much.

Well, thank you very much.

Well, that room is kinda small.

Well, that's it, happy hour is over.

Well, that's lovely.

Well, that's what you need the most!

Well, the Romans had an elaborate system of aqueducts.

Well, then, it's my secret.

Well, there's that, too.

Well, they're true.

WELL, THIS WHOLE THING THAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO HERE.

Well, tough!

WELL, UH...

Well, we are being awfully childish about this.

WELL, WHAT CAN I GET YOU HERE?

Well, what is it, then?

Well, what would you like to drink?

Well, what's the difference? Easy come, easy go, huh?

Well, when the light strikes you in a certain way,

Well, why not bring your remarkable powers to bear

Well, would it ease your mind at all

Well, yeah, l had one crazy little one.

Well, yeah, one more quick one. Thanks.

Well, yeah. l just started carrying it around more as a superstition.

Well, yes, he did.

Well, you all got the date right so I know you can read.

WELL, YOU GOT ME THERE ON THAT ONE, COACH. HOW ABOUT ANOTHER BEER?

Well, you know what he needs. Meditation.

Well, you know, actually we probably would, Sam,

Well, you know, yeah, I have. I had the lead in a school play.

Well, you must admit, the man's a jackal.

Well, you're a rapidly ageing adolescent.

Well, you're a rapidly ageing adolescent.

Well, you've obviously got something else on your mind.

Well,... Maybe...

Well. l think l might get on home too.

Well...

Well...

WELL... ¿QUE SO WHAT, SO WHAT?

Went to Martha's Vineyard, long walks on the beach,

Were testing a fascinating scientific hypothesis.

WET YOUR LIPS A LITTLE. POUT.

What a bad bat!

What a drag, having to dress up to go to the john.

What a great girl!

What a great, great plan.

What a guy. Can l catch a beer, Sammy?

What a laugh the guys got. I could see them through that little window.

What a life I lead.

What a life I lead.

What a night.

What a story, Norm.

What a wonderful coincidence.

WHAT ABOUT HIM?

WHAT ABOUT SAM?

What about that guy you used to play ball with, Fred Wilson?

What about your calling, Kevin?

What am I, a goof?

What am l doing here? Eating.

What am l gonna say?

What are the stakes?

What are we all so afraid of?

What are we doing?

What are we gonna do about these guys?

What are we, too grungy or something?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IT'S YOUR DAY OFF.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you gonna do?

What are you gonna have, strangers?

What are you gonna tell me that l haven't heard a hundred times, huh?

What are you looking at, endomorph?

What are you qualified to do?

What are you so upset about? lt sounds like a great opportunity.

What are you talking about ?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

What are you talking about? It's quarter to seven.

WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU, NORM?

WHAT CAN I GET YOU, HONEY?

What can I get you?

WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

What d'you say? My name's Sam, by the way.

WHAT DID I HIT?

What did I just eat?

What did Sam do to you?

What did you do?

What did you get, a vocabulary for Christmas?

What did you have yesterday?

What did you think I'd get you?

What difference does it make, why it's happening?

What do l owe ya, Sam?

What do we have here? A Red Sox bar?

What do we have here? Hi.

What do we need it for? It's just another piece to clog up.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SPEAKING?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SPEECH?

What do you mean?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

What do you say we go to the Combat Zone and see a girlie show?

What do you say, Sam?

What do you say? This looks a nice place.

What do you see in her?

WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?

What do you think I should say to them?

What do you think of the Patriots' draft?

What do you think?

What do you think? You think Diane likes Derek?

What do you wanna know?

What do you want for eight bucks? Minutemen?

What do you want me to do?

What do you want?

What does a good butt make in this town?

What does a stuffed shirt know about blue collar poetry?

What does this look like, the Pepsi Challenge?

What else are you gonna do with it?

What fun is messing around if you can't tell the guys.

What good could you possibly say about a loved one dying?

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE INTERESTING TALK

What happened to me today put a period at the end of my career.

What happened to you? It's been over an hour.

WHAT HAPPENED?

What he actually said was, "Come with me and be my love,

What I can't fathom is how one can drink cold beer in freezing weather.

WHAT I MEAN BY THAT IS...

What I'd do was, I'd get up there and lean my body into the pitch.

What is it today, Sammy?

WHAT IS IT YOU WANT FROM ME?

What is it?

WHAT IS IT?

What is it?

WHAT IS IT?

WHAT IS IT?

WHAT IS IT? PAUL!

What is the origin of the word jock?

What is this?

WHAT IS THIS?

What is this? lt's little, isn't it? lt's a little word.

What is your best work?

WHAT KIND OF A NINNY WOULD LET HERSELF

What kind of life is that?

WHAT KIND OF VODKA?

What l asked you to do was unfair.

What l need is to blot out Elliot's memory.

What makes you think I would ever work in a place like this?

What movie did people sweat most in?

What penniless, unmarried mother of four wouldn't?

What school did your husband go to?

What the hell's going on here?

What the hell's going on here?

What war were you in?

What was I saying? The weather is really...

What was it like coming in with bases loaded, and so were you?

What was it like pitching at two guys at the same time?

What was it?

What was that about? Your boss just stormed out.

What was that comment you made in the intermission?

What was that comment you made in the intermission?

What was that you said yesterday,

What was that? There at the end you said something.

What was the last one you used?

What was the name again?

What was the reason?

What was your final? Crippling a Buick?

What were you trying to do?

WHAT WHOLE THING?

What woman?

WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND?

What you got in mind?

What you gotta do is pep this up a little bit.

What you're trying to say is l'm as good as my brother?

What you've got to understand,

What, darling?

What, is she trying to sell them again?

What, what?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

WHAT? A BEER!

What? A customer in a bar is telling tall tales to impress a waitress?

What? Exploiting?

What? What did you say?

WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?

What? What is the truth?

What? What's that he's trying to say there?

WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?

What? You said they were.

What'll you do with the ashes?

What's going on?

What's it gonna do, kill you to admit it?

What's new, Norm?

What's Ron's fiancé's name?

What's Ron's fiancé's name?

What's she doing here?

What's so good about that? Anybody can do that. l can do that.

What's that new Australian film that's good?

What's that new Australian film that's good?

What's that, Coach? Closing time?

WHAT'S THAT?

What's the big deal? You want excitement,

What's the big deal? You're beginning to sound like my wife.

What's the matter?

What's the matter?

What's the story, Norm?

What's this all about?

WHAT'S UP?

WHAT'S UP?

What's wrong with his voice?

What's wrong with that? l do that all the time.

WHAT'S WRONG, COACH?

What's wrong?

What's your favourite time of day, Sam?

What's your name?

WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE THIS EVENING, GENTLEMEN?

Whatever we lose, we're gonna get back.

Whatever you and my brother Derek want to do is OK with me.

WHATEVER YOU AND MY BROTHER DEREK WANT TO DO IS OK WITH ME.

When everybody was mad at me, she liked me.

When he got drunk with Anais Nin.

When I asked the waiter for a sharper knife.

When I figure he's getting antsy...

When I stopped playing baseball, I felt something missing in my life.

When I was defeated and humiliated?

When I was your age, we did Romeo and Juliet.

When I'd hide when my parents argued, she'd come with me.

When it comes to drinking.

When l left the hotel, l may have given you the wrong impression.

When l played baseball, l was quoted all the time.

When l was tempted to have a drink, sometimes l'd look at the bottle cap

When Sam offered me the job, I laughed in his face.

When Sumner comes back, will you say I've gone home?

WHEN THEY INTRODUCE ME,

When they were taking pictures, about Vito's Pub?

When was he last here, Sam?

When was the last time you had a sure thing?

When we jumped in the garment bag with two stewardesses?

When we want to talk about jock itch, we come to you.

When we want to talk about poetry, we come to me.

When you can shed your everyday mundane identity and be someone else.

When you discovered you were pregnant,

When you get to be my age,

When you play in the bigs like I did, you get used to attention.

When you put it that way, what choice do I have?

When you put it that way, what choice do I have?

When you spend 1 2 hours a day in a room alone writing,

When you walk through a storm

WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT READY TO KISS SOMEONE ROMANTICALLY.

When?

WHENEVER I THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE.

Whenever I was sick, she never left my bed until I was well again.

Where a single woman can be assured of being harassed.

Where am l gonna be tomorrow night, and the next, and the day after?

Where are these photos gonna run?

WHERE ARE THEY?

Where can a guy go for a good time around here?

Where customers can feel like they belong, part of a family.

Where do we keep the Mary?

Where do you want to go on our honeymoon?

Where else could it come out of?

Where else could it come out of?

Where everyone came as their favourite Elizabethan poet.

WHERE I HAD A FEW FRIENDS TODAY.

Where is police? We have lost our luggage

WHERE THEY DO DNA EXPERIMENTS,

WHERE YOU CAN PICK OUT SOME NEW OUTFITS

Where?

Where?

Where?

WHERE'S DIANE TODAY?

Where's Diane?

Where's my guy?

Where's the fun?

Where's the fun?

Where's your wife? Why isn't she at the party?

Which direction?

WHICH MEANS IT'S THE DUMBEST CONVERSATION

While carrying out the crime,

While I have never been a big fan of the women you date,

While it was you and Coach?

While l was there, l paid my water bill and registered my bicycle.

While we're talking about problems,

WHITE WINE.

White wine. Diane, Nina. Nina, Diane.

Who am l kidding? The guy is better at everything than l am.

Who can't bet and chew gum at the same time.

WHO DID THIS?

WHO DO THEY COME TO ON THEIR KNEES?

WHO DO THEY GIVE THAT TO,

Who does he play with now?

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

Who is that stud?

Who is this guy?

Who isn't afraid to take her luggage out for a drink.

Who should take shots at somebody else's choice of dates.

Who thinks Candide is a toenail polish.

Who wouldn't say anything to embarrass me, so wisely says nothing.

Who?

Who?

Who? The gay guy with the war wound?

Who'd make the mistake of thinking Ankara's in Bulgaria?

WHO'LL ASK HER A SET OF PREPARED QUESTIONS

Who's arguing?

Who's attracted to a woman. What's wrong there?

Who's intellectually capable of helping you.

Who's Nina?

WHO'S TAKEN A LOT OF FASTBALLS IN THE HEAD.

WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. DIANE, HOLD ON.

Whoa. Norman, really?

WHOA. WHAT SMELLS GREAT, COACH?

WHOO!

Whose bough is bent with thick set fruit;

Why are you so upset?

Why are you so upset?

Why are you so upset?

Why aren't any of us saying anything about Carla's problem?

WHY AREN'T YOU WITH DEREK?

Why did l suddenly decide to get it fixed?

Why did l volunteer? l'm a dead man.

Why did you get into computers?

Why did you lie to us?

WHY DID YOU WANT ME TO SEE THIS?

Why didn't you cheat? That was the whole point.

Why didn't you let us in on it?

Why didn't you say so?

Why didn't you say that before you came in?

Why didn't you tell me that, Rick?

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THE RIGHT THING?

Why do you think I have a problem?

Why do you think you wear clip ons?

Why don't we sit down and pick up the conversation where we left off?

Why don't you and me play a little one on one for the whole jackpot.

Why don't you be honest with me? You think Brandee's dumb.

Why don't you be honest with me? You think Brandee's dumb.

Why don't you come over later and we'll work out the details?

Why don't you have a seat, little... Carla?

Why don't you hum a few bars of this tune?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO FIND DEREK?

Why don't you let me do that? l know the place.

Why don't you make a run for it?

Why don't you set sail for the bar and have yourself a good time?

Why don't you sit down and let me talk for a change?

Why don't you two sit right here? You!

Why give me 20 bucks to take out a girl?

Why have you waited to tell me? Father's been dead ten years.

Why not ask one of the women here? Or does your boss like live things?

Why not crazy eights or chess? Why don't l shut up like l said l would?

Why not give me a try?

Why not give me a try?

Why not?

WHY SHOULD I?

Why ten? What's wrong with every year?

Why would he do something like that?

Why would Sam wanna talk about something bad happening to him?

Why, Boggs, have you lost your mind?

Why, Boggs, how clever of you.

Why, Sam, that's a very romantic thing to say.

WHY, SAM? JUST TO CAUSE ME ANGUISH?

Why, thanks.

Why, you a Bruins fan?

Why?

Why? l like myself this way.

Why? You wanna hear me say you were right?

WILL CARL YASTRZEMSKI PLEASE CALL CHEERS

WILL COACH RETURN TO COACHING IN VENEZUELA?

WILL NORM FIND HAPPINESS IN HIS NEW JOB?

WILL SAM'S HEART BE BROKEN?

Will somebody please tell me what's going on here?

WILL TAKE THE FIRST STEP OF ADMITTING THEIR TRUE FEELINGS.

WILL TELL US A LITTLE BIT ABOUT HERSELF.

Will you bug off?

Will you do me a favour?

Will you excuse me?

Will you excuse me?

Will you excuse me?

WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE? GO ON.

Will you guys just sit down for a minute, please?

Will you guys just sit down for a minute, please?

WILL YOU JUST EXPLAIN ONE THING TO ME?

Will you relax? Life's too short.

WINE.

Wishing that I had somebody there to share it with.

Wishing that I had somebody there to share it with.

With a little deep breathing...

With a poetry editor at The Atlantic Monthly.

With an ostentatious display of hormonal activity.

With an ostentatious display of hormonal activity.

With Carla as the mother, it's sure to have need for them.

With hope in your heart

With Marshall as the father, it's sure to have brains.

WITH PRETZELS.

With the rain and everything and the wine,

With the wrong birth control device.

With women, it goes on for years.

With your luck, it'll go into extra innings.

With your nose in a book and a terrible facial tic.

WITHOUT HIS DAILY MAIL, HUH?

Without money, l don't think l can make it.

Without them, the art of gum snapping might be lost for ever.

Women have fewer sweat glands than men, but they're larger, more active.

Wonderful.

Wonderful. Hello, my name is Diane Chambers.

Wonderful. To whom could l speak about a subscription. l...?

Wonders. Doesn't care.

Working here is punishment enough.

Works every time.

Works every time.

Would not assume responsibility for the child.

Would the bride and groom come forward, please?

Would you all excuse me? I'll be right back.

Would you be willing to marry me?

Would you bring us a bottle of wine?

Would you do me a favour, madam?

Would you excuse me, Marshall? I think I need to talk to Carla.

Would you excuse us a moment?

Would you excuse us a moment?

Would you get my purse for me? This has been a great day.

WOULD YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE?

Would you have dinner with me tonight?

WOULD YOU JUST STOP? PUT THAT DOWN. PLEASE.

Would you leave me alone.

Would you let me set you up?

Would you like me to share an experience from my life

Would you like to join me? lt's quiet, empty, dimly lit.

Would you mind handing me my lunch there, Coach?

Would you mind.

Would you object to joining me in my hotel

Would you serve one up to save my good name?

Would you stop making jokes and talk to me?

Would you stop making jokes and talk to me?

Would you tie my shoesy woosy for me?

Would you?

Wouldn't work?

Wouldn't work?

Wouldn't you like to get away?

Wouldn't you love to see Sammy flinging the horsehide?

Wow! Classy!

Wow! l'm 85. What's your excuse?

Wow?

WOW. REALLY?

Wow...

Write poetry, play games, make predictions on elections, sports.

Wrong again.

Wrong. They come here to shoot off their mouths and get away with it.

Wrote his autobiography, and I'm in it.

Yea. Sure.

Yeah, a couple of days ago.

YEAH, AND HE WON'T RETURN MY CALLS.

Yeah, another one, Sam, but hold the napkin.

Yeah, as a matter of fact I am.

Yeah, baseball's so much simpler than life.

YEAH, BUT I GO A LITTLE SLOWER, YOU KNOW?

Yeah, but what a nice guy. You know something?

YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW.

Yeah, but...

Yeah, Cliff. Sip. Beer. Sip, Cliff.

Yeah, come on!

Yeah, hold on a second, I'll get her for you.

Yeah, how did it feel to see yourself up there, Sammy?

Yeah, I do feel a cry coming on.

Yeah, I hate it when they're wrinkled.

Yeah, I saw that.

Yeah, I was getting pretty low on funds.

Yeah, I'm a Yankee fan.

Yeah, I'm sorry. Carla Tortelli, Tom Kenderson.

Yeah, inside an hour ago, l'm in the tub.

Yeah, it does, doesn't it?

Yeah, it was a lot better than that drivel Mister Ed was giving us.

YEAH, IT'S OK.

Yeah, it's the party director's duty.

Yeah, l did. That's true.

Yeah, l get a lot of comments on these.

Yeah, l served in the navy, Buzz. ln Pensacola.

Yeah, l'm fine. l knew you could do it. l knew you could do it.

Yeah, Leo. He can't drop by tonight. He's dead.

Yeah, Leo. He can't drop by tonight. He's dead.

Yeah, let's start. Let's do it.

Yeah, lots of guys sign the register that way.

Yeah, me, too.

Yeah, OK.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, Sam, ask the kid for the cap, will ya? He's goin' good now.

Yeah, Sammy, I thought you had more character.

Yeah, she's barely getting by just the way it is.

Yeah, started getting too rowdy.

Yeah, sure. You bet.

YEAH, THANK YOU.

Yeah, thank you. l'm fine.

Yeah, thanks. Thanks.

Yeah, that was about it.

YEAH, THAT'S ABOUT IT.

Yeah, that's the one.

Yeah, that's what they say. War is gross

Yeah, that's what women call me. Tall, dark and unrepugnant!

Yeah, the guys I was talking about are still here.

Yeah, we know. We read the article in the newspaper.

Yeah, well, I hate to sing my own praises.

Yeah, what?

Yeah, worlds apart.

YEAH, YEAH. YEAH.

Yeah, you can't flush a cat.

Yeah?

YEAH?

Yeah? A quotable remark?

Yeah? How about a beer?

Yeah? How come we've never seen this Vera you're allegedly married to?

Yeah? Like what?

Yeah? Like what?

Yeah? She mentioned me?

Yeah? Since 1918, the Yankees have won 23 world championships.

Yeah? We'll see about that. Come on, everybody.

YEAH? WELL, DON'T YOU EVER REPEAT, EVER

Yeah? Well, stick it!

Yeah? What d'you suggest?

Yeah? What for?

Yeah? What is it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

YEAH.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Boy, they're really taking it hard.

Yeah. Congratulations.

Yeah. Even then...

YEAH. GO ON. HELP YOURSELF.

Yeah. He got another save.

Yeah. Here l am all primed for a wonderful afternoon...

Yeah. I said, "It's hard to believe that all that music

Yeah. I said, "It's hard to believe that all that music

Yeah. I took a prospective employer there. Courting the guy.

Yeah. I used to like 8:5. I think I kinda grew out of it.

YEAH. I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THAT.

Yeah. Just a sec.

Yeah. l could go to the all night bookstore in Cambridge

Yeah. l heard rumours you used to hit the bottle sometimes.

Yeah. lt's kind of fun. They enjoy each other's company.

Yeah. Now, a lot of people think that I've got a great life.

Yeah. One quick one and then it's adios for sure.

Yeah. One quick one and then it's adios for sure.

Yeah. Right. Excuse me. Here you go.

Yeah. Sure

Yeah. Sure. You bet ya.

YEAH. THANK YOU FOR DROPPING ME OFF.

Yeah. That might help a little bit.

Yeah. That sounds like him.

Yeah. The Cubs got that by three and a half games.

Yeah. They whacked us with their beads.

Yeah. They'd give 30 years loyal service,

Yeah. Vera read a woman's magazine over the weekend

Yeah. We got just the two of us.

Yeah. Well, I have a right to be

YEAH. WELL, I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW FAT AND SASSY HE'D BE

YEAH. WELL, THE POST OFFICE IS EVERYBODY'S TARGET.

Yeah. Why not?

YEAH. YEAH.

Yeah... but you wouldn't.

Yeah... I'm fine.

Yelnik Mcwawa.

Yep, give up sex, you might as well give up talkin'.

Yep. Every accident needs some witnesses.

Yes, and the Bruins Flyers, the Ramos Ramos fight.

YES, I AM EVERY BIT AS CUTE AS MY PICTURE.

Yes, I have.

Yes, I have.

Yes, I think you could say that.

Yes, I'll take a message.

Yes, I'll tell him.

Yes, it is.

YES, IT IS.

Yes, l did, Coach.

Yes, l know you're busy, but l have a wonderful surprise for you.

Yes, Rossetti, you're right. Thank you for settling that bet.

Yes, Sam and l are deeply and passionately in love.

Yes, sir, what's it like to be a spy?

Yes, you are. Your eyes are all red

YES, YOU WERE. WHAT WAS IT?

Yes.

YES.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. As a matter of fact, I specialise in male athletes.

Yes. Bright, witty, attractive.

Yes. Contrary to your assumption, l am not a prude.

Yes. He's a very attractive fellow.

Yes. I'd hoped to reject you based solely on your personality.

Yes. l was captured by the dreaded RPB.

Yes. May l speak to him? This is Diane Chambers.

Yes. Mostly verse. Farewell.

Yes. Sometimes.

Yes. The motor was rusted solid.

Yes. These people just haven't got into the spirit of the party.

Yes. This is where l work.

Yes. Unlimited sex.

Yes. Unlimited sex.

Yikes.

Yo, Coach.

Yo, Coach.

YO!

YOU ALL LOOK CHIPPER TODAY.

You all remember Sam, and if you don't, chapters seven through nine.

You all think a man can't change his life in one evening. But l have.

You always found a solution but since Sir Isaac Hayes came along...

You always have to think about things, talk about things.

YOU AND A FRIEND WILL BE TAKING TO BERMUDA!

You and Gretchen have a lot in common.

You and Harry concocted this whole deal this afternoon, right?

You and your friend made me look a complete ass. I hope you're happy.

You are a very desirable woman.

You are a wonderful man and I don't deserve you.

You are an eccentric millionaire who hangs around bars

You are gonna give me ten bucks if I cannot do it?

You are not a history expert, you majored in poetry.

You are so tough. You keep your head up, no matter what.

YOU ARE THE NUTTIEST, THE STUPIDEST,

You are the only friend she has here.

YOU ARE THE WORST THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME.

You asked me about my most exciting adventure.

You bet l will. Take it easy, pal.

You bet.

You bet.

You bet.

You better memorise his shoes, you might want his autograph later.

You both think you're perfect, and one of you is right.

YOU BY YOUR CAR WITH YOUR CAT ON YOUR PONY.

YOU BY YOUR CAR,

You call and get us on a later flight. I'll get the ring.

You call him the guy who brings the money.

You call that good looking? He's got padded shoulders

You can get the Super Station on him.

You can have anything you want, as long as it has no ice, straws,

You can have the love and the warmth of a family.

You can hear it on the car radio.

You can laugh, but at least l got my money back.

You can never escape your conscience.

YOU CAN TAKE THE AVERAGE GUY OFF THE STREET

You can't admit the truth, can you?

You can't bet stamps.

You can't call him now. His game's started at Fenway.

You can't come in here, it's the men's room.

You can't eat ltalian cos always they're on diets.

You can't eat ltalian cos always they're on diets.

You can't fool me. He's exactly what l'm looking for.

You can't go back to being just business associates.

You can't go outside cos the wind will muss their hair.

You can't go outside cos the wind will muss their hair.

You can't go to hockey games

You can't go to hockey games

YOU CAN'T SHUT UP LONG ENOUGH TO WRITE A CHECK.

You can't. Remember your back.

You cannot believe a word that comes out of his mouth.

You caused me to lose a fortune, you old fool.

You come out of the bullpen. Bobby Mercer's at the plate.

You could always see through my façade of gaiety.

You could be my ex husband.

You could get a raise out of the boss.

You could lose your liquor licence.

You could play him again, beat him, and give us our money back.

You did have the lucky charm, Sammy.

YOU DID THIS.

You did?

You didn't dump me when I had a drinking problem.

You didn't think we were gonna make that last jump, did you?

YOU DISGUST ME. I HATE YOU.

You disturbed him during his lunch?

YOU DO THAT.

You don't buy that excuse, I quit.

You don't call me "little mommy",

You don't feel full with Fields, you just feel fine.

You don't feel full with Fields, you just feel fine.

You don't have to be wacko to see a psychologist.

You don't have to believe me. I have scientific proof. Cliff?

You don't have to go home with him.

You don't know when you're being insulted?

YOU DON'T LIKE THIS CONTEST, DO YOU, CARLA?

YOU DON'T MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

You don't need any... illusions.

You don't need me now, do you? l've got an early class tomorrow.

You don't really expect me to strike you ?

You don't remember throwing a man's change at him from across the bar?

You don't understand. We're talking about 1 00 accountants.

You don't wanna be in a bar.

You don't... hear it speaking, do you?

YOU DROPPED SOME CARDS HERE.

YOU ENTERED ME

You ever dream that you have claws?

You ever get betrayed in the sack by a Russian babe?

You ever thought about doing anything else besides accounting?

You ever thought, even for a minute, about you and me?

You feeling lucky tonight?

You gather my inference.

YOU GO TO BED WITH ME TONIGHT,

You got a problem with that?

You got a problem?

You got angry because she considered you nothing but a stud service?

You got any hot tips for us, Marshall?

You got five bucks if I can't do it?

You got him. You really took him.

You got him. You really took him.

You got it.

YOU GOT IT.

You got it. It'll give me time to slip into my shawl and blanket!

You got it. You're not gonna pull out on me?

You got the wrong idea about me.

YOU GOT TO FOOL AROUND WITH THE JUDGE TO GET IN.

You got troubles, you take 'em to Gus, he straightens you up.

You got troubles, you take 'em to Gus, he straightens you up.

YOU GOT TWO TICKETS.

You gotta admit. He's had bad luck.

You gotta get over this egotism of yours.

You gotta keep the cover on this table,

You gotta... l dunno. Maybe discover some rituals

You guys know how it is.

You had George conned that you two were working together

You had lunch at the Copley?

You have a very charming saloon here.

You have an interesting profile. Neapolitan, right?

You have never been helpless where women are involved.

You have perpetrated in your long, arrested adolescence,

You have to open your eyes, see what's in front of you.

You have to promote this as a friendly neighbourhood game.

You have to turn and face the future.

You heard of Rick Walker?

You heard what she said. "Bright, witty, attractive, the perfect girl."

You hired a murderer to take me out for the evening.

YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE YOU WERE HAPPIER

You just ended that sentence with two prepositions.

You just go up to the guys and politely ask them to leave,

You just got stuck with ten bucks.

You just let him do that to you?

You just say, "Hello, we're a group of snivelling bigots

You just sit very still, sip your wine.

You just take what's here, just spice it up a bit?

YOU JUST USED HIM TO TRAP ME.

You know any Spanish, Coach?

You know Carla, she's proud.

You know how time flies when you're having...

You know me. I'm never against a wild night of friend making, but...

You know something?

YOU KNOW SOMETHING? IT'S A DAMN SURE BET

You know something? l used to admire you.

You know something? Loneliness is a good thing to share with someone.

You know something? Nobody's ever listened to my story before.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

You know what kind of bar this could be?

You know what l'd tell a player when he made a mental error?

YOU KNOW WHAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN TO ME ALL OF A SUDDEN?

You know what your problem is? You are afraid of your feelings.

YOU KNOW WHAT, COACH? YOU NEVER TAKE A DAY OFF.

You know who that guy that Sam just set Diane up with is?

You know who you should feel sorry for?

You know, 30 minutes ago, l was a wealthy woman.

YOU KNOW, AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU CAN'T SHUT UP AT ALL.

You know, Big Ed, the Sox are doing OK.

You know, Boggs, l must confess,

You know, Carla, I've been thinking.

You know, Coach, I think you should ask her out.

You know, Diane,

YOU KNOW, I AM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HER.

You know, I can't see why you people are such bad losers.

You know, I have to admit, all these years watching those commercials,

You know, I haven't seen Christie since Woodstock.

You know, I just feel terrible about this.

YOU KNOW, I MAY RUN FOR OFFICE SOMEDAY.

You know, I was looking at you at that interview today.

YOU KNOW, I'M FEELING BETTER ALREADY.

You know, I'm starting to feel a little hungry myself.

YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WITH SO MANY SILLY PICTURES OF THEMSELVES.

You know, if you don't marry Carla, some lucky guy's going to.

You know, l don't believe in mauling on the first date.

You know, l think l'm falling in love with you.

You know, l was getting kinda bored with beautiful, sexy, sensuous women.

You know, l was thinking this afternoon.

You know, l'm having one heck of a time.

YOU KNOW, MAKING MUTANT VIRUSES AND STUFF.

You know, Mole, l was never too impressed by Arizona hustlers,

You know, Norm is kind of in a jam here tonight.

You know, Sam, I always thought you'd make a great date for Diane.

You know, Sam, that Kevin'll make a great monk. He's got a good attitude.

You know, Sam, this is my favourite time of day.

You know, Sam, you've got some really great friends here.

You know, that's another thing about pregnancy: you get cravings.

You know, that's not such a stupid idea.

YOU KNOW, THEY PUT SOME OF THAT ZINGY AFTERSHAVE STUFF. OOH!

You know, Weirdo Central.

You know, you can talk, but I got four kids,

You know, you give broads a good name.

YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW,

You know? Every reunion we've had has... thinned out a little more.

You let this bar go gay, you are gonna have to hire male waitresses.

You like the people here. You think they like you.

You like to laugh?

You like to laugh?

You lost most of the money l put in,

You made a fool out of me, and you can keep my money.

You made good time getting here. I still hear the TV tubes cooling.

You made me aware of all that stuff for the first time.

You mean in Detroit?

You mean like a sign?

You mean Macbeth?

You mean Rebecca came to her senses?

You mean that hustler you're always throwing out?

You mean that swineherd Ed that's suing you?

You mean things said by customers, employees?

You mean to tell me you guys are baling out on me?

You mean you're gonna return to coaching?

You mean, "How are you?", not "How are you?"

You men have it easy.

You might jeopardise my life You see that man?

You must get real tired of hearing people cry in their beer.

You must have a sense of humour about these things.

You mustn't think ill of your father.

You need to lash out. To release yourself. Scream.

You needn't worry.

YOU NEVER CARED FOR DEREK.

You new in the neighbourhood?

You now, you are the last person in the world

You obviously have never had a pet.

You old fossil!

You old grunt!

You owe me $10! Is this a clip joint?

You poor kid.

You purposely seduced Marshall

You ready? OK, here we go.

You really are demanding.

YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO ME?

You remember l loaned you a bottle cap or something?

YOU SAID IT, NOT ME.

You say, "Rick, Ron..."

You say, "Rick, Ron..."

YOU SEE, I'M A HUMANIST.

You see, if you go back in history and take every president,

You see, it's my last day in the secular world.

You see, l thought there was a fire.

You see, my relationship...

You see, my very eccentric father

You see, Sam wants to break up with Lana, and he knows he should,

You see, that little bottle cap keeps me from drinking. Silly, huh?

You see, this shows correlation between the Celtics' win loss record

YOU SHOULD ALL HAVE DRYERS ON YOUR HEADS.

YOU SHOULD BE SWEPT AWAY.

You should feel sorry for the Flintstones!

You should have heard it before I said it!

You should've asked me first.

You should've said that right off the bat.

You shouldn't grab people like that.

You sit down with some old guy, you have a drink, he'll fall asleep.

You sit the kids down and say to your boy...

You sit the kids down and say to your boy...

You sound smart even when you say stupid things.

YOU STAY IN THIS CONTEST, OR WE'RE NO LONGER FRIENDS.

You still a gin and tonic man?

YOU SURE YOU CAN'T COME IN FOR A DRINK?

YOU SURE YOU WANT TO ASK THE QUESTION?

You sure?

YOU TAKE ME TO BERMUDA, I WILL BE THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN.

You take your average whale's intestines and stretch 'em out,

You take your average whale's intestines and stretch 'em out,

YOU TELL ME THIS NOW THAT I'VE LET DEREK GO.

You think accounting's boring?

YOU THINK DIANE LIKES DEREK?

You think I'm gonna stand here

YOU THINK SO, HUH?

You think so?

You think so?

YOU TOOK MY LITTLE WIMP SPEECH TO HEART THERE.

You try flagging down help dressed like this.

You turned a woman down?

You two are still here?

You two, come on back here. We got a rich guy tap dancing.

You two, too.

You understand?

You used to be a relief pitcher for the Boston Red Sox.

YOU USED TO THROW FOR THE SOX.

You wanna do this?

You wanna hear about my relationship with another woman?

You wanna know something really crazy?

You wanna know what your problem is?

You wanna tell us a little bit about that, Sam?

You want interesting? Forget the Titanic. Come here.

You want me to entertain a man l've never met.

You want me to take the bar over?

You want me to try and take your purse, right?

You want to be where everybody knows your name.

You want to be where you can see our troubles are all the same.

You want to go where everybody knows your name.

You want to go where people know, people are all the same

You want to know how he was?

You want to know what bugs me about you?

YOU WANT TO SEE ME DO THIS? FINE. STARTING...NOW.

You want to talk sentimental? Take that same old crone.

YOU WANT TO TRY AGAIN?

YOU WERE YOU WERE SPONTANEOUS.

You were a drunk?

You were a sly one, Coach.

You were about to tell me something.

You were born, worked at one company, and you're five foot ten.

You were charged with practising iambic pentameter without a licence.

YOU WERE COMING OUT TO SAY SOMETHING TO ME, WEREN'T YOU?

You were going to Maine for the holidays with Vera?

You were good. And you did the right thing.

You were great.

You were heading for the Hounds Hall of Fame.

You were OK.

YOU WERE PRETTY CARELESS.

YOU WERE TERRIFIC, DIANE.

You were together for ever.

You were...

You will see l teach all subjects.

YOU WILL?

You win again, Coach.

You win again, Coach.

You win again, George.

You win. I'm going to tell him the truth.

YOU WITH YOUR CAT, YOU ON YOUR PONY,

You won't catch me coming on to you again.

You won't leave.

YOU WORK EVERY THURSDAY.

You would never have been in this predicament.

You, miss!

You, miss. What you reading?

YOU, SAM MALONE, ARE THE MOST ARROGANT, SELF CENTERED, SON OF

You?

You'd think so.

YOU'LL COME OVER FOR DINNER AND SAY,

You'll find it, Rebecca.

You'll find that the numerical value of each letter in their last name

You'll have to forgive Carla, she gets overemotional at times.

You'll never walk alone

You'll see, I told her where I work. She might drop in after she unpacks.

You're a beautiful child.

You're a bitter little person, aren't you?

You're a crummy waitress.

You're a dink, a wimp, a fred, a loser.

You're a dog, Coach.

You're a maniac, Normie.

You're a pig.

You're a pin up guy. Look at those shoulders.

You're a star.

You're a stupid, blundering moron who deserves to lose his money.

You're a wise man, Sam Malone.

You're about to see for yourselves. He's coming in.

You're absolutely right. Anybody can see she's crazy about him.

You're afraid that now, people will think you're...

You're almost as handsome as she says you think you are.

You're alright. l'll be in the back.

You're both wonderful.

You're crazy.

You're crazy. You set me up with this girl and then do this?

YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.

You're giving him a genuine sense of security.

You're going to do the commercial with the Osmonds.

You're going to restore her confidence.

YOU'RE GOING TO TIME ME?

You're gonna feel better tomorrow.

You're gonna find someone a lot better than that goofy professor.

You're gonna tell me what to do?

You're gonna turn your back on God because of sex?

You're hallucinating. Get outta here and have a good time. Go on.

YOU'RE HOT FOR SAM'S CHILI.

You're in a pretty good mood tonight.

You're in luck. We've got one.

You're in showbiz now.

You're in trouble.

You're kidding? You're not even as good as my sister.

You're kidding. Those guys make 1 0 times that much.

You're kidding. What happened?

You're killing time between thoughts.

You're late. How come?

You're learning the Spanish language in one evening?

You're legally responsible for the actions of your employees.

YOU'RE LETTING YOUR WHOLE LIFE TURN

You're looking at three miles and change.

You're looking at three miles and change.

You're making a fool of yourself.

You're making excuses to spare my feelings.

You're making these terrible things happen.

You're not a... bambo, are you?

You're not bothered that l'm spending time with Herb?

You're not concentrating,

You're not interested in him, are you?

YOU'RE NOT PREPARED AT ALL TONIGHT.

You're obnoxious.

You're obviously young enough to bring that Kierkegaard fellow home.

You're on.

You're onsville, pal! Come on.

YOU'RE OUT OF WORK, TOO, HUH?

YOU'RE PREGNANT.

You're pretty good.

You're really sickening tonight.

You're right, Sam. What do you say, Carla?

You're right.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

You're seriously asking me to get married?

You're shaking like a meringue in an earthquake.

You're short.

You're sometimes somewhat unrepugnant.

You're still a big name in this town.

You're sure you wanna hear this?

You're taking advantage of Carla's day off

You're taking real strides in your development as a human being.

You're taking this too personally. You shouldn't.

You're talking about them like they're ogres.

You're the boss?

YOU'RE THE SMARTEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET.

You're too kind. Thanks.

YOU'RE TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT. NO, I'M NOT.

You're trying to prove you date smart women.

You're trying to prove you date smart women.

You're under arrest. Are you crazy?

You're welcome, honey. I'll hang it up for you.

You're welcome!

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

You're welcome. Just remember, no emotions.

You're young, you're alive. Feel that in your whole body.

You're...

YOU'VE BEEN HERE A LONG TIME.

You've been lying the whole time?

You've been out of baseball for five years. Do you miss it?

You've been through the same fads. You don't have to explain things.

You've been writing some pretty stupid stuff in it.

YOU'VE BROUGHT A LOT TO MY LIFE.

You've done this before.

You've flown off the handle too often.

You've gone out of your way to make a bar

You've got that "Sam's a chowderhead

You've got the new wet look.

You've got to set your boss up with a woman?

You've had so much experience.

You've known Sam a long time.

You've known Sam a long time.

You've turned into a big weenie.

Your best shot, right here. Coldcock me, honey.

Your bet, Cliff.

YOUR BROTHER IS ONE GOOD LOOKING GUY.

Your brother is one good looking guy.

YOUR BROTHER'S TEACHING ME SPANISH.

Your dates can't form sentences.

Your daughter has a hot thing for the bartender.

Your eyes remind me of an etching l bought in Norway for 200 guilders.

Your father was worried that you would never find a mate,

Your first customers.

Your friend Tom's out there.

Your guy? As a matter of fact, he's in the poolroom.

Your hair, your palms...

Your life will be forever haunted with the memory of lost opportunity.

Your problem is that the only way you can relate to women is sexually.

Your problem may be too much caffeine.

Your real mother is Doris Slobotkin, 555 8921 .

Your regulars just tricked those guys out.

Your room?

YVONNE.

ZING!

8.30 tomorrow night?

10 SECONDS, STARTING...NOW.

24.

28.

29.

30 gross of two hunters saying, "Did I hear a buck snort?"

30, you don't want to get filled up.

66.

...abusive with customers. I'll handle this.

''lts name derives from...'' Make the drink!

''Send a thief...'' ''To camp for the summer.''

"One man's head." I heard.

"One man's head." I heard.

$1 million seems fair to me. You've got it.

A block and a half. Wait for the right moment.

A dragon lady. I'm no dragon lady.

A little black book? Yeah.

A new woman. My psychologist...

A snob? Yeah, that's right.

A snob? Yeah, that's right.

A toast! Serve it up, boys.

About eight grand. Eight grand?

Absolutely. What kind of tic ?

Actually, l feel kind of... Cheap?

Actually... Excuse me.

Afraid not, Carla. Figured.

Afternoon everybody. Ho, Norm.

Afternoon, everybody. Norm!

Afternoon, everybody. Norm!

Afternoon, everybody. Norm!

Afternoon, everybody. Norm!

Afternoon, everybody. Norm!

Afternoon, everybody. Norm!

Afternoon, everybody. Norm!

Afternoon, everybody. Norm.

Afternoon. Hey, Norm!

Again? I'm seeing the clown in my dreams.

Alright, how did you find out? l called your mother.

Alright. Sam.

Alright. So long, Freddie!

Alright. The smartest animal's a pigeon.

And before Anthropology. We're forgetting lndian Studies.

And I would rather be a snob. Well, good, because you are.

And I would rather be a snob. Well, good, because you are.

And Manchurian Folk Dancing. Alright.

And this is Coach Pantusso. Hi. So you're a psychologist?

And what was her name? Sherry. That's not the point.

And you're doing a good job... It has not been easy.

Another day, another dollar. 50 cents after taxes.

Another day, another dollar. 50 cents after taxes.

Another one, already? Another one, already?

Ante's a yard. What?

Are these people dressed in togas? No, Coach.

Are they blue? Like Windex.

Are you happy with the auditions? Yes.

Are you happy with your agent? Oh, God!

Are you OK? Fine.

Are you OK? I'm just a little woozy.

Are you published? No. l don't even send my stuff in.

Aren't you playing, Coach? Not me, George. Gin's my game.

Because of me? Yeah. You're a snob.

Because of me? Yeah. You're a snob.

Beer, Norm? I've heard of that stuff

Beer, Norm? I've heard of that stuff.

Beer, Norm? That sudsy amber stuff, right?

Bobby Orr was a wimp! Eddie, I'd stay away from hockey.

Boy, was that George hot! l didn't know you played for money.

Brother? Didn't know he had one. Me either.

But it's not a date or anything. What if it is? lt's OK with me.

But you're.. An older woman? Middle aged?

By the way, Walter... 14. Yes, Sam. What is it?

Bye, Kevin. See you in church!

Bye. Night, Freddie.

Calls? A lot of people saw you.

Can I get you a drink? White wine.

Can I help you? Yeah, gimme a draught.

Can I watch? No!

Can l help you? You should help me.

Can we get this man a beer? l'll get it.

Can we have some service back here? Coming right up.

Can't you see that? So? He's not getting anywhere.

Carla, come on. The guy's a rag arm.

Carla, do you suppose...? No, Norm. Don't look at me.

Carla, how could you? Last time I play Cupid for you.

Carla, that was wonderful. I'm so proud of you.

Carla. Give it to me. What is it?

Carla. Where's that beer? Shut up! We're celebrating!

Carla's in here. Carla doesn't count.

Carla's late again. Nuts.

Carla's late again. Yeah, I know. I wonder why.

Certainly. Thank you.

Check the yearbook, Carla. Don't. Just stop.

Clean out your desk. You're fired! l figured.

Cliff, answer that for me, will you? You bet, Coach.

Cliff? Explanation. How do you know he has one?

Cliff. Yes?

Closing time. Sammy, let me get this straight.

Coach will take you home. I'll give you a lift.

Coach, could I have that beer? Absolutely, Marshall.

Coach, let me take you home. Let me, I live there, anyway.

Coach, let's serve some drinks. Right, Sam.

Coach, she's adorable. Isn't she?

Coach, that guy's a hustler. George and me, we're like pals.

Coach, two more beers. Can't do it, Norm.

Coach, what else could it be? Gas?

Coach, what's going on here? Just a normal evening.

Coach, would you mind? Here you are, honey.

Coach! Who is this clown? Which clown?

Coach? Yeah?

Coach? Yeah?

Coach. Can you cover me tonight? Sure, where you going?

Coffee? Men drink that? Men who've had too much to drink.

Come down and sit down here. Come on, Marshall.

Come on in. I'm from St Matthias School.

Come on, baby. Alright!

Come on, give him a chance. He's ready for you.

Come on, give him a chance. He's ready for you.

Come on, l'd never sell this place. l got the date.

Come on, let's go home. This is great!

Come on, Sam! I'm sorry.

Come on, sit down. I don't know.

Come on, sit down. I don't know.

Come on. Get out.

Come on. Let me see. No. l got rid of it.

Come on. Let's sit here. We have a plane to catch.

Come on. We got thirsty people. Damn shame, Sammy.

Congratulations, Marshall. Congratulations, Dad.

Cool Hand Luke. That's one!

Could I have a beer, please? Of course, Marshall.

Could l borrow that for a few days? This?

Couldn't have done it without you. Isn't she great?

Cross my heart. Alright.

Dave, this is a really good idea

Diane, can we have two beers? Coming up.

Diane, can we have two beers? Coming up.

Diane, come here. Listen... Wait a minute.

Diane, come here. Listen... Wait a minute.

Diane, Diane Excuse me.

Diane, l wouldn't do this. Yes, l'll wait.

Diane, make the toast. Alright.

Diane, please, I want to be alone. Coach, if you don't act now,

Diane, Sam's here. So?

Diane, who needs her? Coach.

Diane, why don't you just shut up? Carla, he's been lying to you.

Diane, you may have the bar. Goody.

Diane! Wait! What is it?

Diane? Yeah?

Diane? Yes?

Diane? Yes.

Did drinking help? No. Quite the contrary.

Did she give you the ring? I couldn't take it.

Did the Celtics start without me? Yeah. Losing without him, too.

Did you ever lose a pet? Like an animal?

Did you have a nice weekend? I had a wonderful weekend.

Did you know Sam has a brother? Of course l know he had a brother.

Did you really hit the boss? No, l just shoved him around a bit.

Different ones are there, Coach. Yeah.

Do I look OK to you? Yeah, why?

Do you have a problem, Mr Malone? Listen, you're a light drinker.

Do you know anyone like that? No.

Do, too! Do not!

Does that explain it? I don't know.

Does that refresh your memory? I got her on the ropes.

Doesn't make sense. I really don't think so, Diane.

Don't do me any favours. Children, please.

Don't give up on Nina. Please leave me alone. Please.

Don't hold back. Waste her.

Don't worry about it. Apology accepted, Kevin.

Don't. Fine.

Don't. Fine.

Easy. I got her. It's OK, everybody, I'm fine.

Elizabeth is dead. Gee, Diane, that's awful.

Even little Jimmy? Well, we're hoping.

Evening, everybody. Hi, Norman.

Evening, everybody. Norm!

Evening, everybody. Norman.

Everybody ready? Yeah!

Exactly. Depraved.

Excuse me, what's your name? Sam

Excuse me? ls that a bad order?

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Yes, sir?

Fine, how do you like it? Much better now.

Fine. Please don't go.

Fine. The way you eat pretzels.

For free is too easy. Let's go sit down over there.

Four threes? That can't be.

Fred, another round for everybody? No, Louise didn't have much money.

George, you need a ride downtown? They're onto us, Harry.

Get lost, Norm. Fine, sir.

Get me Gus. Yes, sir. Right away. Gus who?

Get me Gus. Yes, sir. Right away. Gus who?

Get out! Wonderful! Alright.

Gift? l feel l should get him something.

Gin and bitters? Yes. Thank you.

Give me a beer. Wait a minute. A beer?

Give me one. Give you one what?

Give me two beers. Excuse me.

Go on. Think so?

Go wait on somebody. Good idea. I'll wait on somebody.

Good for you, Norm. That's great. So what can l get him?

Good luck. l can do it in the bathroom.

Good point. Sam, a gin and bitters.

Good question. We met in the pool...

Good. But I am gonna drop you.

Good. Don't call me Norm.

Good. What play are you doing?

Good. Now my cheerleader story. OK, Buford's on first...

Goodnight, Ernie. Bye, Nina.

Goodnight, Sam. Goodnight

Goodnight. Goodnight, Norm.

Got something good there? Yes.

Grab the end with your other hand. l'm not in the way, am l?

Great. Then why don't you surprise me?

Gretchen, Gretchen, Gretchen. He just met me.

Gretchen? Yes.

Grief. Grief.

Guess who's on the cover in a tub? Julius LaRosa?

Gus who? He hates that question.

Gus who? He hates that question.

Has he done this before? Lots.

He compounds it by lying. No lie. l swear, nothing happened.

He didn't tell any of you? Coach?

He hates him. Why does he hate him?

He memorised one. What's it prove? We are now in my area of expertise.

He sounds like a cur. Yeah. Well, he's not all bad

He survived the Titanic? l forgot to ask.

He used to play with the Red Sox. Really?

He was just leaving his hotel. Good. Did you tell him l was here?

He was on AM Boston this morning. No kidding. What did he say?

He'll be out in a minute. Wanna play for a drink?

He's been at it an hour and a half. Poor guy.

He's been building up his courage. Stop him, she'll crush him.

He's gorgeous. lt drives you crazy. No.

He's not back yet? No.

He's not my boss any more. What?

He's out like a light. Wake up.

Hello, Doctor. Hello, Diane. How are you?

Hello, everyone! Hi, Diane!

Hello, everyone. Hi, Diane.

Hello, everyone. Hi, Diane.

Hello, everyone. Hi, Diane.

Hello. Hi.

Hello. How do you do?

Herb, wait a minute. Diane, you're beautiful.

Here's your drinks. Go, Red Sox! Miss, which drink is which here?

Here's your half. Fine.

Hey, Diane, we're talking here. She's talking.

Hey, everybody. Hi, Sam.

Hey, Norm. Hey, girl

Hey, Norm. Hey, girl. How's the kids?

Hey, Sammy. Hey.

Hi there. Hi there.

Hi, Carla. So, how you doing?

Hi, Coach! Right on, man!

Hi, Coach. Hi, Diane.

Hi, Ernie. Nina, hi. Welcome to Cheers.

Hi, everyone. Hi, Carla.

Hi, Harry. Harry...

Hi, Just. We need witnesses.

Hi, Marshall. You'll love this kid, Diane.

Hi, Sam. Hey, Rick!

Hi, Sam. Hi, Debbie.

Hi, Sam. How are you, Marshall?

Hi, there. Hello.

Hi. Hello.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Hiya, Coach. Hi, Carla.

Hold me to one beer tonight. One at a time?

Holy... ! What's the matter, Norm?

Holy... ! What's the matter, Norm?

How about a beer? Yowza!

How about a kiss? Maybe. I'll play it by ear.

How are you feeling, little mommy? I'll make a deal with you.

How can l pass that up? l got a lot to do here.

How come you volunteered? To make points with the big boss.

How come you're late? l had car trouble.

How did I do? Well...

How did I do? Well...

How did you approach them? Not by talking with them.

How did you know that? Well, I picked it up in pre law.

How do you do? Hi.

How do you do? Ten.

How do you figure that? See those farms they build?

How do you mean, strange? That new men's room attendant.

How do you two know each other? She asks good questions.

How long is that gonna take? I'm on chapter four.

How many games have you won? lf l had to guess, let me see...

How we doin'? Down nine, a minute and change.

How you doing, Sam? I'm alright, Dave, thanks.

How you doing? Good.

How you doing? Great.

How's everything at school? Fine.

How's it going, Norm? Don't ask.

How's life treating you? Like I just ran over its dog.

How's life, Norm? Not for the squeamish, Coach.

How's that, sweetheart? That's much better. Thank you.

Howdy, sports fans. Norm!

I am getting the hell out of here. Two things.

I am not. You are, too.

I can teach him how to swim. You're afraid of the water.

I can't believe this. I knew you'd like her.

I can't stay long. One drink.

I can't stay long. One drink.

I can't, Coach. Gee, I'm sorry, Norm.

I certainly am. Are you for yours? As I'll ever be. Is he here?

I couldn't do it! No, you couldn't!

I date terrific women. Yes. And talented.

I do? Yeah.

I don't drink. A ball player that don't drink?

I don't know Gene Tierney, Coach. OK, be that way.

I don't know that I think that. Diane, she's a tree stump. Come on.

I don't know that I think that. Diane, she's a tree stump. Come on.

I don't know what you mean. Yes, you do.

I don't want to feel sorry for you. Feel sorry for me?

I got the veil in my locker. You understand that what...

I got to go change. OK.

I gotta start over now! You'll be alright.

I gotta think about it a bit. Come on, do it. You're a natural.

I haven't had a laugh for a week. Certainly not in a weekend.

I hired you as a waitress. You'd never know it by me.

I hired you as a waitress. You'd never know it by me.

I learned about engines. Like what?

I love to laugh. How did you know? Call it a hunch.

I love to laugh. How did you know? Call it a hunch.

I mean it. Seven.

I meant the dog. So did I.

I meant the dog. The dog? Bruno.

I missed it by a year. Have you done any acting?

I never said that. But you think she's dumb.

I never said that. But you think she's dumb.

I resent that. 11 .

I saw your picture in the paper. That's good.

I see what you're saying. You do? What?

I see what you're saying. You do? What?

I was just talking to the guys... I'd like to believe it, Carla.

I wish you could bottle that charm. Is that right?

I won't get it anywhere near him. That's the whole point.

I'll be right back. I'll be right here.

I'll fill you in. She's a hooker. She's not a hooker.

I'll go talk to them. Alright.

I'll see you tomorrow. Alright.

I'll take away the extra beers. No.

I'm going home. No, listen. Wait a minute.

I'm in cybernetics. Right!

I'm in the back with my pipes. Wait.

I'm not finished. There's more?

I'm not going anywhere near her. Thank you.

I'm pregnant. What?

I'm sorry about your cat. Thank you.

I'm sorry to hear that. You are?

I'm sorry. How did you know?

I'm sorry. Wait, darling.

I'm talking about Sumner. You don't like Sumner.

I've got an order. Carla's got the bar.

If that's what you meant, I'm fine. Good.

In fact, it was my specialty. You specialised in getting hit?

In what sense? Pardon me?

Incredible body, no mind. Who?

Incredible body, no mind. Who?

Isn't that a little risky there? Not in this case. Coach.

It happened. See?

It hit me what that's all about. Physical attraction?

It should be pretty good. Could we have light beers?

It was fine but listen.... I thought it was wonderful.

It worked. You don't have to do that now.

It would be my pleasure. Mine too, I hope.

It's kind of sad, isn't it? Yeah.

It's nothing. Don't worry about it. Talk to me, Norm.

It's OK, I paid Diane. I don't trust you.

it's out of the question. No, I haven't.

Jacket in the same spot? Yeah.

Just the average. Any kind.

Just the average. Any kind.

Kevin, you're drunk. l am?

Know what bugs me about you? What?

l appreciate this. l appreciate getting bailed out.

l beg your pardon? l hope you only want one.

l believe you. Well, you have to do something.

l can see it did wonders for you. l'm a living endorsement.

l didn't come to hear the band. We were having a nice conversation.

l don't believe this. What now?

l find older men stimulating. l hope you're not talking about me.

l hate it when you do that. lt cushions the blow.

l hate your guts and l always will. That goes double for me.

l heard you say something. You're coming unglued.

l just pushed him around. Way to go, Peterson.

l know. But no more.

l know. Sorry l'm late.

l like it. l don't flake for hours.

l like your sheet. This old thing?

l might as well come to the point. That'd be nice.

l must hear one. Really?

l need about five grand. Five grand? Are you kidding me?

l once thought of being a priest. You're religious?

l thought it was philosophy. No, it was psychology,

l thought maybe you'd be bothered. Bothered?

l thought you said it was broken. lt it. lt was. For twenty years.

l tried everything, Sam. Really ?

l will turn it off. Ten minutes?

l'd rather stay with you. What? What did you say?

l'll challenge him to another game. You think you can beat him?

l'll get you a beer. Great.

l'll take it back. No, l know the bartender.

l'll write you. Oh, good. Things'll work out.

l'm gonna need a bankroll. You just lost me.

l'm not very good. Don't be silly.

l'm really glad you came. Thank you, Sam.

l'm sorry. Never mind.

Lana, we can't nibble any more. Why?

Lana's here? That's it.

Lay one on her. Let's go.

Leer? Come on, Diane. Please.

Let me buy you a beer. No, thanks. l got practice.

Let me buy you a drink. No, thanks.

Let me do it. Give me a break.

Let's get this garbage out of here. Clear the runway.

Let's go on over there. Good idea.

Let's go to Barbados. Let's go to Barbados

lf you go, l'll die. What?

Like what? Well, I haven't read it, actually.

Listen, let's get you famous. You don't understand...

ln Philly they call him Sid. Sid?

Look at me, Marshall. Look at you?

Look what time it's getting to be. George, hang on a second.

Looks like a bar to me. The Reveres liked to entertain.

ls she serious? Oh, yes. She's serious.

ls that right? Diane.

ls that true? Sure.

ls this having any effect on you? None at all.

lt gives you total serenity. Well, maybe l could suggest it.

lt was just a look. Just a look?

lt's for you, Sam. Give me a second.

lt's George's bet. Harry, let's stop fooling around.

lt's good to be remembered, Coach. My God.

lt's just Mommy doesn't like bars. Bars can be very sad places.

lt's probably for you. Probably.

lt's too late for that. No. l meant you, madam.

Lucky tonight. Yeah, real lucky, huh, Harry?

Marshall? Carla made love to a PhD from MlT?

May I help you? White wine, please.

May I help you? White wine, please.

May I speak with you for a moment? No.

May I speak with you for a moment? No.

Maybe if both of you jumped on... Take a walk.

Me, too. Great. Please, tell us more.

Me. You?

Mind if I borrow this for a while? Sure.

Mind if l deal? No.

MlT. See? He can spell good, too.

Must've fought in Vietnam. Yeah.

My brother's in town? l took the call.

My God, that's lovely. l liked it. What do you think?

My husband left me with four kids. Four kids?

My pleasure. Thank you, Sammy.

My real name's Thomas Hilliard lll. Well, whatever.

Never mind. Come on, Sam.

Nice to meet you, Diane. Nice to meet you.

Nice voice. Who is that? Guess.

No such thing as a $30 bill. Wanna bet?

No, I feel terrific. Join me!

No, I'm gonna sympathise. Don't be ridiculous!

No, I'm here on business. I noticed.

No, it's a bar. Is this a bar? Yes.

No, it's a bar. Is this a bar? Yes.

No, l'm not. l stand corrected.

No, no. Didn't want to wear out your lips?

No, really. Mr Sawyer, sir...

No, that's alright. You can go. Thanks.

No, we'll pay for it. We're on our way to get married.

No, you are right, Coach. Sure?

No! I bet you can't remember his name.

No. A dime?

No. lt's OK now. Norm, l'm not letting you down.

No. Not right now. Sam, we're thirsty.

No. Not right now. Sam, we're thirsty.

No. Not right now. Sam, we're thirsty.

No. What? Your wedding day. Congratulations.

None? None.

Norm, what do you know? Not enough.

Norm! I'm up.

Norm! Norman...

Norm... So if there are boots to be licked,

Norman! He'll stop in a minute.

Norman. How you doing, Norm?

Norman. What's doing, Norm?

Norway's currency is the Krone. Diane.

Not that I'm obsessed with work. Diane, get some pretzels

Not tonight, Coach. Maybe some other time. Good night.

Nothing. I just noticed something. What?

Nothing. I just noticed something. What?

Now and then. I must've got hit by 100 fastballs.

Now l can't pay for these drinks. Don't worry. The drinks are on me.

Now they're walking out on you. We don't want them.

Now wait over there. Yes, madam.

Now we'll get something going! C'mon now.

Now you want me to do this. lt wouldn't be so bad, would it?

Now, let me say this. No.

of a very wealthy family. I never cared for any of 'em.

Of course she wanted the kid. Sure I do.

Oh, boy. Rough day?

Oh, no. Leo, it happens.

Oh, no. Leo, it happens.

OK, Diane. OK what?

OK, he's a spy. There you go.

OK, l'll go. There you go.

OK, Norm, pay up. Whaddaya say?

OK, Ogden, Utah. Eight zero one!

OK, Sammy. Any time you're ready. There you go.

OK, what was that all about? What was what all about?

OK, what was that all about? What was what all about?

OK? No, he hasn't.

OK. You're on. You'll love this.

One beer for my friend. That's different.

One question? Yes.

Onto what? They figured out our little prank.

Or is it? Let me think about that.

Or use my other nickname, Red. Red?

Pardon me. Hi.

Patty cake. It's an orgy.

Perhaps a vermouth cassis. Fine.

Phillips. Phillips!

Pick that up. What do you want me to do that for?

Piffle. No, Diane, it's true.

Please. Rebecca.

Poor Buzz. He's breaking my heart. None of his buddies showed?

Poor Sam. Thank you so much.

Pretzels? That's right.

Probably not. Come on. It worked.

Randy Evans? Who'd he play for? Mostly the Cleveland lndians.

Really? I would, too.

Really? Really.

Really? Yeah. You bet.

Really? Yes.

Rebecca Prout. Hi, Becky.

Rebecca, what's wrong? l'm not attractive to men

Rebecca. Diane.

Rick. Rick. So, you say...

Rick. Rick. So, you say...

Right there? Yes.

Right, guys? Right.

Right. I could teach him how to pitch.

Right. l saw you do that. lt was really itchy, George.

Roll it, Ernie. Rolling.

Roll tape. Rolling.

Rosie McGonagle. No, Coach.

Sam, any of my squad check in? Not yet, Buzz.

Sam, did you get that piano fixed? No, l didn't... Did you?

Sam, did you read my book? No, I didn't. I'm sorry.

Sam, do you have the ring? Shut up!

Sam, do you take this woman... What did l do?

Sam, everything alright? Perfect.

Sam, let's talk. There's nothing to talk about.

Sam, no... Don't. Just don't.

Sam, shut up. Sorry, dear.

Sam, you don't... Come on, let me say this.

Sam, you're crying. No, I'm not.

Sam, you're forgetting the jukebox. He's right. Sorry. $2 million.

Sam? Go away. I'm reading Plato.

Sam? Go away. I'm reading Plato.

Sam. Come on. What's the big deal?

Sam's got a point there. She has watched a lot of sports.

Say, you're from England? How'd you guess?

See ya, bud. Best of luck. So long.

See you tomorrow, Sam. Yeah.

See? I don't understand what's going on.

Seen all the right movies. Yes. Well, no.

Seen these awful napkins? Yeah. They stink.

She went to lock the car. She what?

She what? Looked like the real thing, Sam.

She what? Looked like the real thing, Sam.

She's a hooker. Yeah?

She's all of them. I made reservations upstairs.

She's going to tell him the truth. The truth about what?

She's right. She is?

She's sitting out there right now. Mother Russia? l'm not here.

Should have no trouble finding it. Getting away, Norman?

Sit down. We're all agreed, then.

Skipper, let me stay. Sorry, big guy.

So how's it going, guys? Hi, Carla.

So long. Bye. See you, Carla.

So you can spot a gay person? A mile away.

So you did both? Yeah.

So you're an art student? Yes.

So, Ed's coming over? Yeah, he's on his way.

So, that's it? Yep.

Some women are attracted to that. Name one.

Something like that. You don't have to draw me pictures.

Something wrong with your drink? Yes.

Sometimes... Sam?

Sounds good. I'm a romantic guy.

Sounds like a great life. lt's terrific.

Sounds like trouble with the kids. l'm not here.

Stay in touch, kid. Carla.

Still working on that novel? Yeah, coming on six years now.

Stop doing that. 19.

Subtle, Carla. That's how l got to Boston.

Sumner... Yes?

Sure as the earth is round. You don't believe that.

Sure you want another one? Yes, l'm rather enjoying myself.

Sure. One less tooth and a moustache.

Sure. Why? Tell you what.

Svetkovic, where? That's Svetkovic all right.

Take a leap, Whitey. I'm going to tell it to you.

Take care. Bye.

Take it easy, Coach. No, I mean it, he was the best.

Talk about a party. Yeah.

Tell me about your cat. I don't want to talk about it.

Terrific. Yeah, terrific.

Thank God! Here's his ashes.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Thank you very much. You're very welcome.

Thank you very much. You're very welcome.

Thank you, Coach. All the classy joints do that.

Thank you. Come here, sweetheart.

Thank you. Don't mention it.

Thank you. Hey, kid, alright!

Thank you. I love Mozart, too.

Thank you. I love Mozart, too.

Thank you. Nice to see you, Boggs.

Thank you. So's a largemouth bass.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thanks a lot, Sam. Can we get more shots of you guys?

Thanks a lot. Don't mention it.

Thanks again for a lovely weekend. Two sentences. 30 and 28.

Thanks for changing your mind. You're welcome. l wanted to help.

Thanks for your help. You're welcome. Any time.

Thanks, Cliff. Any time, Harry.

Thanks, Coach. Alright, Coach!

Thanks, Coach. Alright, Coach!

Thanks, Sam. Derek, one more game of pool.

Thanks, Sam. That's great.

Thanks, Sam. You're welcome, Diane.

Thanks. I have to go now.

Thanks. I have lost a few pounds. No.

That could work. What could work?

That doesn't count. l'm wrong again.

That little scamp. Yeah.

That part's over. How is everything back here?

That took a lot of guts. It really did.

That's a lie. l'm gonna need some proof.

That's cheating. That's pepping it up.

That's Donne. I certainly hope so

That's good in a cat. Yeah.

That's it for me. That's Sam.

That's our job, Sam. It's my bar, Carla!

That's quite a gift. 15.

That's ridiculous. I could. Do you want me to?

That's ridiculous. Thanks for being so cool.

That's right. Great.

That's right. Hey, you didn't stink.

That's the whole tour? Seemed to fly by, didn't it?

That's very amusing. Thank you.

That's what l was trying to avoid. lt's alright.

That's what you're looking for? Maybe it is.

That's why we were in Cleveland. Right.

That's why you scratched it. Exactly.

That's you, Coach. Speaking.

The Coach? He's crazy about her.

The human body. Consequently, they sweat more.

The legend lives on, huh? Sam, can l buy you a beer?

The Mayans. Where did you hear that?

The show? Derek's doing trick pool shots.

The very first. He's honoured.

The what? The guy from Baltimore.

The whole family? That's right.

Then I'm not carrying one for you. You just said you were.

There you go. Thanks.

There's a lady here to see you. Oh, yeah?

There's a real comfort in that. Too bad we're not closer in age.

They'll never know you're gone. Thanks.

They're only down by three. Shoot the inbound pass!

They're still there, Coach. Are you kiddin'?

Think so? Yes.

Think you were good? Yes.

Third? ML Carr has laryngitis.

This bar stinks. No, it's alright.

This happens to be my mother. That's why l'm being delicate.

This is a big mistake. Sorry, sir. l know, sir.

This is Carla we're talking about. I know it's Carla!

This is great. I can't wait. All right. OK.

This is my first time in a bar. No kidding.

This is not my idea of romance. Come on.

This is very strange. That you have a mother?

This isn't funny. That's not the funniest.

This isn't funny. That's not the funniest.

This programme's two years old. Is it?

This programme's two years old. Is it?

Those are the breaks. Not to worry.

Tibor. Miller Time? TV! Yes, sir.

To a sparkling conversationalist. Thank you.

To have and to hold... Wait a minute.

Today l volunteered for something. What?

Tomorrow night? Well, I'll have...

Tomorrow, in Barbados. Nice.

Unbelievable. I didn't feel anything.

Up to you, Norm. The Lord hates a coward.

Use this one. Thank you.

Wait a minute cos there's more. No, hold it, Leo.

Wait a minute cos there's more. No, hold it, Leo.

Wait a minute. Let it go.

Wait, where are you going? l am going to bring her in.

Wait. l told you to leave.

Want a beer, Norm? Does a rag doll have cloth knobs?

Want me to read it? No, I'll read it.

Want to know where he's buried? Where?

Was that what Macbeth was about? Tibor's looking better, isn't he?

Way to go. I'm so happy for you both.

We can do it here in the bar. You can't ask for more than that.

We can still win, right, Coachie? Sure, Norm.

We don't have any. What?

We lost! Alright!

We'll double. Did you hear what he said?

We're only playing for fun. How much fun have you lost?

We've been at it all weekend. How many days was it like?

We've got a plane to catch. Diane, I love you.

We've got the licence. What took you so long?

Well, I'll be darned. What?

Well, I'll be darned. What?

Well, let me just show you. Carla, don't be ridiculous.

Well, Mayday, knock 'em dead. Thanks.

Well, Sam, how much? Well, gee, this is kinda sudden.

Well, tonight it's my turn. Thanks for the warning, Buzz.

Well? You're a magnificent pagan beast.

Were you hurt? No. Luckily l was unconscious

What a great day. Cliff. Sammy.

What a to do. How about this?

What about Derek? ln a minute.

What about his ex wife? That was his ex wife.

What about his ex wife? That was his ex wife.

What am I gonna do without Gus? Leo, will you stop it?

What am I gonna do without Gus? Leo, will you stop it?

What are you accusing me of? I'm not accusing you of anything.

What are you doing tonight, Andy? Why do you ask?

What are you drinking? A very dry martini.

What are you drinking? A very dry martini.

What are you gonna watch? Something extraordinary on TV.

What are you laughing at? That.

What can I do for you? What's your speciality?

What did he say? If he's worth a dime,

What did you call him? Grandpa.

What did you guys do to Cliff? What's the matter?

What did you have? The rack of lamb for two.

What do you think l should do, Sam? Score!

What for? No reason.

What happened to him? Fell down in the bathtub and died.

What happened? I guess he got a better interview.

What happened? I'll tell you

What if l win? You get to go to bed with me.

What if we cut up Harry's share? That's not such a bad idea.

What is it, Boggs? l heard of your tragedy.

What kind of a life is that? Pitiful.

What kind of movie shall we see? Something short.

What kind of movie shall we see? Something short.

What makes you think that? He kinda opened up to me.

What others? Here.

What the hell happened? l lost.

What was it like? It was gross.

What was that, Coach? Baby Girl Pantusso.

What would you like me to tell him? I don't care.

What you did was reprehensible. You do what you can.

What you up to, Norm? My ears.

What you writing, Slats? My thoughts.

What you're doing is very noble. Thank you.

What? ''No.''

What? I found holes in the pool table.

What? I had a dog.

What? May l speak with you a moment?

What? Never mind, never mind. Carla?

What? The latest craze in California.

What? Your brother's teaching me Spanish.

What? They look pretty stupid. Yeah, your average oinker.

What'll it be, Norm? Fame, fortune, fast women.

What's going on here? l don't know. lt's driving me nuts.

What's going on here? l'm just going home.

What's going on here? We got rid of your friends.

What's he do for a living? He's an international lawyer.

What's new, Norm? Most of my wife.

What's that? Would you drive?

What's the game? Five card draw, no limit.

What's the matter with her? You're always correcting people.

What's the occasion there, Sam? I've got a very big blind date.

What's the occasion, Fred? My sister, Louise, died.

What's the sign? Let me see.

What's the twister? lt's a ride at Coney lsland.

What's up, Norm? My nipples. It's freezing.

What's up. Game on? What is it, the Bruins?

What's wrong, Coach? The Patriots did it again.

What's your boy's name? Ron.

What's your boy's name? Ron.

What's your name? Does it matter?

What's your name? Sam Malone.

What's your name? Sam. Change.

What's your order? l don't have an order.

What's your order? Sam, he's not that great.

When the British ruled Punjab... Ten bucks all the way.

Where are my waitresses? Watching the show.

Where did you get it, Boggs? From you and yours, madam.

Where is Diane Chambers? Upstairs. She'll be a minute.

Where the hell did the month go? What?

Where? Here, in this paragraph.

Where? Right there.

Where? Will you just admit it?

Where? Will you just admit it?

Where's Brandee? She just left with some guy.

Where's Brandee? She just left with some guy.

Where's the rest of my outfit? What you got on looks silly enough.

Which one of us is the stupider? Too close to call.

White wine. Here, allow me. I got it.

White wine. Here, allow me. I got it.

Who are you bringing in? My new superior.

Who do you like, the Yankees? Another swift Bostonian.

Who isn't here? Me.

Who? Nick, my ex husband.

Who's Sam? The bartender.

Why can't you tell us? Yeah, what's the big deal?

Why did you make the bet? Because you scratched your nose.

Why do you own a bar? I bought it when I was a drunk.

Why not take him to your house? My wife lives there.

Why? It's embarrassing.

Wish me luck. Luck.

Worse than hiring her? The second worst idea.

Yastrzemski's up with a man on. The fountain of youth. C'mon.

Yeah, but we hate it. Right.

Yeah, but... Then I'll die happy.

Yeah, I'm new to Boston. How do you like it so far?

Yeah, l am, Coach. What happened?

Yeah, sure. Everybody swear. We swear.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, I usually get it right.

Yeah? Guess who's party director.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah? Yes.

Yeah. Four.

Yeah. He led the league in HBPs twice.

Yeah. I've heard good things about it.

Yeah. That wasn't me.

Yeah. The owner?

Yeah. Everybody but Sammy. Yeah.

Yes l did. Doesn't it hurt?

Yes, l guess l do. ln a strange way, he loved me, too.

Yes? l need a Bloody Mary.

Yes. Thank you.

Yes. Yeah.

Yes. Yes, he's here.

You all know Debra. Hi, Coach. Hi, guys.

You all know Debra. Hi, Coach. Hi, guys.

You alright? I'd better get this looked at.

You and me, Yaz. My hero. My man. Popped it up! Sox lose again.

You bellowed? Yeah. What are you trying to do?

You clever girl, you. What?

You don't mean that. You serious? You bet l am.

You don't want me going near her. No.

You going out on interviews? Three today.

You got the hots for Nina? You know that, too?

You had the gall. Just get...

You have ruined a human being. Who?

You heard of Vito's Pub? It's a gay bar, right?

You homesick for the Bronx? Yeah.

You intentionally hurt yourself? Sure.

You know that? It was a stupid mistake. I'm sorry.

You know what l think? What?

You know why you don't like Sumner? Because he's goofy.

You left out "goofy". I did not leave out "goofy"!

You love me. I do not.

You mean like a spy? You mean like James Bond?

You might as well try and find out. You're right.

You needn't have sex with him. Doesn't matter. l'm a fast breeder.

You OK? Yes.

You people call yourselves friends. Why don't you talk to her?

You probably wanna get on home. Are you kidding? lt's 2am.

You ready, Sammy? Yeah. I am.

You said one beer. All right.

You smell wonderful. What is it? Thank you. Dandruff shampoo.

You sure? Yes, l'll be right back.

You talked to your lawyer? Yeah, I finally got through.

You think I'm wacko. Nobody used the word "wacko".

You think so? Sure.

You thought that we...? I'm embarrassed.

You were at Woodstock? A friend told me to go there.

You were coming to it? I should have expected this.

You were OK. I wasn't OK, I was good.

You were? Sure.

You won't even know l'm here. OK.

You're a glutton for punishment. The evening's young.

You're a terrible dresser! That's low.

You're asking me to do this. What's the big deal?

You're bluffing. You're right. l'm out.

You're calling Rick, right? Yeah, l think that's his name.

You're doing wonderfully. Hang in there.

You're enough for me. True. But symbols are important.

You're gonna do fine, Coach. Thanks, Cliff.

You're happy with the commercials? Yes.

You're not a spy? Please, don't say anything more.

You're not even close. Yeah, he is.

You're not just saying this? No.

You're not? No.

You're right you won't. We agree on something.

You're Sam Malone. Right.

You're the inside man. With you so far.

You're writing a novel? No, reading one.

You've got all that unpacking. Don't be silly.

Your apartment burned down. My God. Really?

Your mind? No, my coat.

.. but you are about to see a man get a date

.. how would you like to go out to Chinese food later?

.. injure myself.

.. they drank steaming hot tea on the hottest days of the year

...dollars I borrowed? Yeah.

...he had... to go to mime class.

...here I am, I'm a student.

...when I saw his face through the fog in the door window.

..Here's the 1 0 bucks l'm gonna owe you in about five minutes.

..kinda gets me right behind the old ballpoint.

..l sometimes can make someone believe that l'm interesting.

..pretty lonely as a child.

..rich lady.

..when I was 12 years old, my parents separated.

..you know.

''...someone.''

''A dash of pepper.''

''A traditional favourite served with lunch, brunch,

''Das Rheingold'', ''Die Walküre'',

''Does Diane like Derek?'' l don't know. l'll pass her a note in gym.

''Giving your heart to a Neapolitan girl

''Lafayette, we are here!''

''Mischa the dog lies dead in the bog,

''Mischa the dog lies dead in the bog,

''My heart is gladder than all these things

''My heart is like a rainbow shell That paddles on a halcyon sea;

''My heart is like a singing bird Whose nest is in the watered shoot;''

''Precise measurements are one of the keys to a good drink.'' Page 1 2.

''She l love, alas in vain, Floats before my slumbering eyes;

''Siegfried'' and finally ''Götterdämmerung''.

''The Bartender's Guide.''

''The Bloody Mary.''

''There's nothing like a fresh Bloody Mary to start any day.''

"At last, an accountant the whole family can go see."

"Blonde Chick Dies in Billiard Accident."

"Blonde Chick Dies in Billiard Accident."

"But thank God for the intangibles."

"For a good time, call Diane Chambers. "

"From the outside, my days in baseball seemed glorious,

"Give me a cigarette"?

"Give me a cigarette"?

"How would you like a pair of nylons, Fräulein?"

"I love to laugh."

"I love to laugh."

"I love to laugh."

"If you hire only one accountant this year, make it Norm Peterson."

"Norm Peterson: thought provoking,

"One beer." Just had to make sure.

"SHE SETS A GOOD TABLE AND SHE KEEPS HERSELF UP."

"Sprinkle the ashes,

"The impact of his life on ours."

"THE MISS BOSTON BARMAID COMPETI "

"TO A WONDERFUL BROTHER AT CHRISTMAS."

"We remember the smile,

"What are we going to do?" God, it makes me so mad!

"Why are we doing this? What does it mean?"

"WOMEN PITTED AGAINST EACH OTHER

"You two are best friends, yet you're completely different."

(ENGLlSH)

(ENGLlSH)

(ENGLlSH)

[APPLAUSE]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[SQUEALING]

[WHISTLING]

* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME *

* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME *

* MAKIN' YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY *

* MAKIN' YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY *

* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *

* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *

* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *

* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *

* SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO *

* SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO GO *

* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT *

* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT *

* TAKES EVERYTHING YOU GOT *

* TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *

* TAKIN' A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *

* TAKIN' A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *

* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY *

* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY? *

* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

* YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE *

* YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

* YOU WANNA GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW *

* YOU WANNA GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW *

* YOU WANT TO BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE *

* YOU WANT TO GO *

$1 00. Pay attention.

20 bucks. How much is he giving you?