A nightmare is sharing a room with your mother, who expects me...
A nightmare is sharing a room with your mother, who expects me... from Archer - Season 2
A.k.a. The Human Torch, Lana? Duh.
A.k.a. The Human Torch, Lana? Duh. from Archer - Season 2
Ahem. We've posted losses for 15 straight quarters so...
Ahem. We've posted losses for 15 straight quarters so... from Archer - Season 2
All the wind from the driving, Archer. My hands are really burning.
All the wind from the driving, Archer. My hands are really burning. from Archer - Season 2
All these idiots think about is sex.
All these idiots think about is sex. from Archer - Season 2
And as luck has it, there is some chilling in mein suite.
And as luck has it, there is some chilling in mein suite. from Archer - Season 2
And I didn't touch her, Lana, so there's no reason to be jealous.
And I didn't touch her, Lana, so there's no reason to be jealous. from Archer - Season 2
And I have good news. from Archer - Season 2
And I want to convince him to invest in ISIS.
And I want to convince him to invest in ISIS. from Archer - Season 2
And if you don't believe me, fine.
And if you don't believe me, fine. from Archer - Season 2
And if you ever breathe a word of this, I will gut you like a carp.
And if you ever breathe a word of this, I will gut you like a carp. from Archer - Season 2
And it's so hard to make friends.
And it's so hard to make friends. from Archer - Season 2
And it's something a grown up does when he loves another grown up.
And it's something a grown up does when he loves another grown up. from Archer - Season 2
And literally, the minute you turn 18, please call me, but...
And literally, the minute you turn 18, please call me, but... from Archer - Season 2
And only because this is a medical emergency.
And only because this is a medical emergency. from Archer - Season 2
And speaking of, that bay rum really burns on the... Oh!
And speaking of, that bay rum really burns on the... Oh! from Archer - Season 2
And that is just it for today on people calling me a freaking pig.
And that is just it for today on people calling me a freaking pig. from Archer - Season 2
And these are my top agents, who are ready to lay down their lives...
And these are my top agents, who are ready to lay down their lives... from Archer - Season 2
And this is Conrad Schlotz.
And this is Conrad Schlotz. from Archer - Season 2
And until ISIS gets in the black, we all have to make some sacrifices so...
And until ISIS gets in the black, we all have to make some sacrifices so... from Archer - Season 2
And we're out of gas. Fantastic.
And we're out of gas. Fantastic. from Archer - Season 2
And yet here you stand...
And yet here you stand... from Archer - Season 2
Anka is all I have in the world since her mother passed away.
Anka is all I have in the world since her mother passed away. from Archer - Season 2
ANKA: How is your Wilhelm? Aah!
ANKA: How is your Wilhelm? Aah! from Archer - Season 2
ANKA: I'm doing it like you said.
ANKA: I'm doing it like you said. from Archer - Season 2
ANKA: Like this? from Archer - Season 2
ANKA: Papa, he lured me. ARCHER: What?
ANKA: Papa, he lured me. ARCHER: What? from Archer - Season 2
ANKA: Probably better than you. Yeah?
ANKA: Probably better than you. Yeah? from Archer - Season 2
ANKA: That's no fun. Oh, for ****'s sake.
ANKA: That's no fun. Oh, for ****'s sake. from Archer - Season 2
Another perfect example of your reductive reasoning.
Another perfect example of your reductive reasoning. from Archer - Season 2
Archer, we are safe now, ja?
Archer, we are safe now, ja? from Archer - Season 2
Archer, you must save me.
Archer, you must save me. from Archer - Season 2
ARCHER: Are you kidding? LANA: Come on.
ARCHER: Are you kidding? LANA: Come on. from Archer - Season 2
ARCHER: First the towels, now this. LANA: Come on.
ARCHER: First the towels, now this. LANA: Come on. from Archer - Season 2
ARCHER: Hey, that's right in my ear, so...
ARCHER: Hey, that's right in my ear, so... from Archer - Season 2
ARCHER: No. This is completely unacceptable.
ARCHER: No. This is completely unacceptable. from Archer - Season 2
ARCHER: Wait. No, no, Anka. Bad touch.
ARCHER: Wait. No, no, Anka. Bad touch. from Archer - Season 2
ARCHER: Who obviously needs someone on her constantly.
ARCHER: Who obviously needs someone on her constantly. from Archer - Season 2
Are you going to throw that in my face the rest of my life?
Are you going to throw that in my face the rest of my life? from Archer - Season 2
Are you? from Archer - Season 2
As some kind of snob or...
As some kind of snob or... from Archer - Season 2
As the ski lift was coming, at the last minute, I jumped out of the way.
As the ski lift was coming, at the last minute, I jumped out of the way. from Archer - Season 2
At this rate, I'll be reduced to wearing nutria.
At this rate, I'll be reduced to wearing nutria. from Archer - Season 2
Attempted ****, Lana, and that guy was running around like Johnny Storm.
Attempted ****, Lana, and that guy was running around like Johnny Storm. from Archer - Season 2
Because you get strong arms growing up on a dairy farm.
Because you get strong arms growing up on a dairy farm. from Archer - Season 2
Because you're insecure, so you overcompensate and come across as...
Because you're insecure, so you overcompensate and come across as... from Archer - Season 2
But even they smell better than your stupid plan.
But even they smell better than your stupid plan. from Archer - Season 2
But I really kind of doubt it.
But I really kind of doubt it. from Archer - Season 2
But right now, I'm kind of drawing a blank
But right now, I'm kind of drawing a blank from Archer - Season 2
Can somebody please shut up that damn coyote?!
Can somebody please shut up that damn coyote?! from Archer - Season 2
Can't I leave you two alone for even one hour without you going at it?
Can't I leave you two alone for even one hour without you going at it? from Archer - Season 2
Carlito, he obviously did not mean to get set on fire.
Carlito, he obviously did not mean to get set on fire. from Archer - Season 2
CARLOS: Save your minutes.
CARLOS: Save your minutes. from Archer - Season 2
CARLOS: That stinks. So don't smell it.
CARLOS: That stinks. So don't smell it. from Archer - Season 2
Chasing a billionaire while we could be surrounded by terrorists.
Chasing a billionaire while we could be surrounded by terrorists. from Archer - Season 2
CHERYL: Line one for you. It's your furrier.
CHERYL: Line one for you. It's your furrier. from Archer - Season 2
Clormatrazapam? from Archer - Season 2
Come on. from Archer - Season 2
Come on. She doesn't look like she's just turning 17.
Come on. She doesn't look like she's just turning 17. from Archer - Season 2
Countess von Fingerbang. from Archer - Season 2
CYRIL: Jeez. And let's just put a lid on it
CYRIL: Jeez. And let's just put a lid on it from Archer - Season 2
Did you come in first the same weekend I attended...
Did you come in first the same weekend I attended... from Archer - Season 2
Do you think I need a boob job?
Do you think I need a boob job? from Archer - Season 2
Don't say it. I'm in enough pain.
Don't say it. I'm in enough pain. from Archer - Season 2
Don't shoot the girl! We need her!
Don't shoot the girl! We need her! from Archer - Season 2
Don't smell it. from Archer - Season 2
Dukes, I am gonna be in huge trouble.
Dukes, I am gonna be in huge trouble. from Archer - Season 2
Eight percent, across the board.
Eight percent, across the board. from Archer - Season 2
Enough. Now, then, this is a two prong operation.
Enough. Now, then, this is a two prong operation. from Archer - Season 2
Even though Sterling Archer is here in Gstaad...
Even though Sterling Archer is here in Gstaad... from Archer - Season 2
Exactly. Plus Europeans use the metric system...
Exactly. Plus Europeans use the metric system... from Archer - Season 2
First thing when I get back, buying an electric razor.
First thing when I get back, buying an electric razor. from Archer - Season 2
For God's sake, Sterling, she's turning 17.
For God's sake, Sterling, she's turning 17. from Archer - Season 2
Getting a little local swelling?
Getting a little local swelling? from Archer - Season 2
God, I hate it when he's right.
God, I hate it when he's right. from Archer - Season 2
God. from Archer - Season 2
Going against an unknown number of radical terrorists...
Going against an unknown number of radical terrorists... from Archer - Season 2
Good idea, mi amor from Archer - Season 2
Good thing that clip was empty. Oh, shit.
Good thing that clip was empty. Oh, shit. from Archer - Season 2
Good, you are here, Frau Archer.
Good, you are here, Frau Archer. from Archer - Season 2
Grip it hard as you can and twist the absolute shit out of it.
Grip it hard as you can and twist the absolute shit out of it. from Archer - Season 2
Guess we'll have to hike back.
Guess we'll have to hike back. from Archer - Season 2
Ha. I have seen dozens. Scores, even.
Ha. I have seen dozens. Scores, even. from Archer - Season 2
Hand over the girl, cochino.
Hand over the girl, cochino. from Archer - Season 2
Hang on. from Archer - Season 2
Hello, razor. Welcome to the party.
Hello, razor. Welcome to the party. from Archer - Season 2
Her father has forbidden Archer to go near her.
Her father has forbidden Archer to go near her. from Archer - Season 2
Herr Archer glaubt Anka is dirty sexy.
Herr Archer glaubt Anka is dirty sexy. from Archer - Season 2
Herr Schlotz controls all of Europe's videotex services.
Herr Schlotz controls all of Europe's videotex services. from Archer - Season 2
Herr Schlotz fears they may attempt a kidnapping...
Herr Schlotz fears they may attempt a kidnapping... from Archer - Season 2
Herr Schlotz isn't the intended victim. It's his daughter, Anka.
Herr Schlotz isn't the intended victim. It's his daughter, Anka. from Archer - Season 2
Herr Schlotz, are you in there?
Herr Schlotz, are you in there? from Archer - Season 2
Hey, Anka, relax. You're gonna be okay. We'll get you back to the hotel and...
Hey, Anka, relax. You're gonna be okay. We'll get you back to the hotel and... from Archer - Season 2
Hey, what happens in Gstaad...
Hey, what happens in Gstaad... from Archer - Season 2
Holy shit. Did you see that?
Holy shit. Did you see that? from Archer - Season 2
Holy shit. Lana, look. That's the kidnapper I set on fire.
Holy shit. Lana, look. That's the kidnapper I set on fire. from Archer - Season 2
Honestly? from Archer - Season 2
Hooray. from Archer - Season 2
How romantic. from Archer - Season 2
I am the perfect gentleman.
I am the perfect gentleman. from Archer - Season 2
I bet you've never even gotten to second base.
I bet you've never even gotten to second base. from Archer - Season 2
I can't believe I let this happen.
I can't believe I let this happen. from Archer - Season 2
I don't do that from Archer - Season 2
I don't know, I'm not a developmental psychologist.
I don't know, I'm not a developmental psychologist. from Archer - Season 2
I don't know. I am from Germany, where the age of consent is 14.
I don't know. I am from Germany, where the age of consent is 14. from Archer - Season 2
I have to convince Schlotz to get in bed with ISIS...
I have to convince Schlotz to get in bed with ISIS... from Archer - Season 2
I mean, cutbacks, I get it, but you cannot expect me to share a room with Ray.
I mean, cutbacks, I get it, but you cannot expect me to share a room with Ray. from Archer - Season 2
I mean, I'm sure I've been in worse situations
I mean, I'm sure I've been in worse situations from Archer - Season 2
I need to ask you a tiny...
I need to ask you a tiny... from Archer - Season 2
I saved her life. Go ask that dick I set on fire.
I saved her life. Go ask that dick I set on fire. from Archer - Season 2
I saved her life. I set a kidnapper on fire.
I saved her life. I set a kidnapper on fire. from Archer - Season 2
I should have asked myself the same thing about you two.
I should have asked myself the same thing about you two. from Archer - Season 2
I swear, Anka, if I have to pull this snowmobile over...
I swear, Anka, if I have to pull this snowmobile over... from Archer - Season 2
I think that smell is them.
I think that smell is them. from Archer - Season 2
I trained so hard and so long.
I trained so hard and so long. from Archer - Season 2
I'm kidding. Anka, come on. You're gonna be a beautiful woman.
I'm kidding. Anka, come on. You're gonna be a beautiful woman. from Archer - Season 2
I'm not getting frostbite protecting some old German guy.
I'm not getting frostbite protecting some old German guy. from Archer - Season 2
I'm sorry. I'm not used to such awful things.
I'm sorry. I'm not used to such awful things. from Archer - Season 2
In many ways, yes, but we can talk about that in bed.
In many ways, yes, but we can talk about that in bed. from Archer - Season 2
It actually was a huge disappointment.
It actually was a huge disappointment. from Archer - Season 2
It won't be a problem to kidnap that bourgeois perrita.
It won't be a problem to kidnap that bourgeois perrita. from Archer - Season 2
It's just, um, my stitches.
It's just, um, my stitches. from Archer - Season 2
It's like my breasts are on fire.
It's like my breasts are on fire. from Archer - Season 2
Ja, but if it does... from Archer - Season 2
Jesus, get over it. from Archer - Season 2
Jumpy, eh? from Archer - Season 2
Just like you swore about a 90 pound schoolgirl raping you?
Just like you swore about a 90 pound schoolgirl raping you? from Archer - Season 2
Just making a fresh batch of Green Russians.
Just making a fresh batch of Green Russians. from Archer - Season 2
Just stay out of my way. from Archer - Season 2
L... So maybe not. from Archer - Season 2
LANA: And are they drinking anti freeze? Let's hope.
LANA: And are they drinking anti freeze? Let's hope. from Archer - Season 2
LANA: Hey. I'll take care of it myself. Ow!
LANA: Hey. I'll take care of it myself. Ow! from Archer - Season 2
LANA: Oh, yeah? What...? from Archer - Season 2
LANA: That guy? Who's never been on fire? He was, though. Lana, I swear
LANA: That guy? Who's never been on fire? He was, though. Lana, I swear from Archer - Season 2
LANA: Unbelievable. from Archer - Season 2
LANA: Whatever. from Archer - Season 2
Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
Let's hope it doesn't come to that. from Archer - Season 2
Lmmigrants. Cramming their lowriders full of free health care and snow.
Lmmigrants. Cramming their lowriders full of free health care and snow. from Archer - Season 2
Look at me. from Archer - Season 2
Look, I'm serious. You need help.
Look, I'm serious. You need help. from Archer - Season 2
Mah! Damn it. from Archer - Season 2
MALORY: Herr Schlotz. from Archer - Season 2
MALORY: You're damn lucky Anka convinced her father not to press charges.
MALORY: You're damn lucky Anka convinced her father not to press charges. from Archer - Season 2
Mama is gone, Papa is always at work. I just rot away at that boarding school.
Mama is gone, Papa is always at work. I just rot away at that boarding school. from Archer - Season 2
Man, all this cow talk's making me thirsty for some milk.
Man, all this cow talk's making me thirsty for some milk. from Archer - Season 2
Maybe mixed with borderline personality disorder?
Maybe mixed with borderline personality disorder? from Archer - Season 2
Meaning I set one on fire?
Meaning I set one on fire? from Archer - Season 2
Meaning you're a spoiled, rich, little lying brat who...
Meaning you're a spoiled, rich, little lying brat who... from Archer - Season 2
Mein God, woman. Can't you not read?
Mein God, woman. Can't you not read? from Archer - Season 2
Months of preparation ruined. How could you be so stupid?
Months of preparation ruined. How could you be so stupid? from Archer - Season 2
Mother, you know what he's implying, right?
Mother, you know what he's implying, right? from Archer - Season 2
Mr. Archer, how familiar.
Mr. Archer, how familiar. from Archer - Season 2
My plan requires three people. Three people who have faces!
My plan requires three people. Three people who have faces! from Archer - Season 2
No, I know. I'm not.. from Archer - Season 2
No, I was dating Lana, but since I suffer from sexual addiction...
No, I was dating Lana, but since I suffer from sexual addiction... from Archer - Season 2
No, just incredibly pissed off.
No, just incredibly pissed off. from Archer - Season 2
No, not romantic. Dangerous. Because it's gonna be dark soon so...
No, not romantic. Dangerous. Because it's gonna be dark soon so... from Archer - Season 2
No, she does. from Archer - Season 2
No, she looks like she's just turning 18.
No, she looks like she's just turning 18. from Archer - Season 2
No, we can't. Seriously, you have to...
No, we can't. Seriously, you have to... from Archer - Season 2
No, we... Oh, my God. from Archer - Season 2
No, you didn't, because I wasn't.
No, you didn't, because I wasn't. from Archer - Season 2
No, you got... Hang on a second.
No, you got... Hang on a second. from Archer - Season 2
No. Come on, Anka, seriously. You seriously gotta get out of here before...
No. Come on, Anka, seriously. You seriously gotta get out of here before... from Archer - Season 2
No. No, I would not. from Archer - Season 2
No. No. from Archer - Season 2
Not to come near her again
Not to come near her again from Archer - Season 2
Not without my glasses. I was hoping you could read this to me...
Not without my glasses. I was hoping you could read this to me... from Archer - Season 2
Now he gets to be the big hero who... Has no bullets.
Now he gets to be the big hero who... Has no bullets. from Archer - Season 2
Now I must call headquarters for reinforcements.
Now I must call headquarters for reinforcements. from Archer - Season 2
Now, raus, you mouse. Get ready for our ski lesson.
Now, raus, you mouse. Get ready for our ski lesson. from Archer - Season 2
Now, who's ready for a shower?
Now, who's ready for a shower? from Archer - Season 2
Oh, and as for you, Ray...
Oh, and as for you, Ray... from Archer - Season 2
Oh, and hadn't accused me of molesting you.
Oh, and hadn't accused me of molesting you. from Archer - Season 2
Oh, come on, did you not see that?
Oh, come on, did you not see that? from Archer - Season 2
Oh, great, they cut the power.
Oh, great, they cut the power. from Archer - Season 2
Oh, great, yeah. Go terrorize the bellhop.
Oh, great, yeah. Go terrorize the bellhop. from Archer - Season 2
Oh, I get it, just like men love it on their Wilhelm.
Oh, I get it, just like men love it on their Wilhelm. from Archer - Season 2
Oh, I'll be gentle. from Archer - Season 2
Oh, like you didn't... Know!
Oh, like you didn't... Know! from Archer - Season 2
Oh, my God, Pam must be getting naked.
Oh, my God, Pam must be getting naked. from Archer - Season 2
Oh, my God, you must be freezing.
Oh, my God, you must be freezing. from Archer - Season 2
Oh, no. from Archer - Season 2
Oh, ow, ow, ow. from Archer - Season 2
Oh, yeah, right. I forgot you won the Olympic gold medal in men's downhill.
Oh, yeah, right. I forgot you won the Olympic gold medal in men's downhill. from Archer - Season 2
Oh, you poor thing. You're a widower?
Oh, you poor thing. You're a widower? from Archer - Season 2
Oh. Man, I'm gonna be in trouble.
Oh. Man, I'm gonna be in trouble. from Archer - Season 2
Oh. Three stitches in my penis. So, yep, it's all breaking my way.
Oh. Three stitches in my penis. So, yep, it's all breaking my way. from Archer - Season 2
Okay, I need you to do exactly what I tell you when I tell you without...
Okay, I need you to do exactly what I tell you when I tell you without... from Archer - Season 2
Okay, I think that's all of them...
Okay, I think that's all of them... from Archer - Season 2
Okay, that's it. from Archer - Season 2
On a related note, I have no choice but to cut salaries.
On a related note, I have no choice but to cut salaries. from Archer - Season 2
Ooh, is that Schlotz and Pam?
Ooh, is that Schlotz and Pam? from Archer - Season 2
Ooh! Pink Floyd show. from Archer - Season 2
Or, wait, what do you have in Switzerland? Pikemen?
Or, wait, what do you have in Switzerland? Pikemen? from Archer - Season 2
PAM: Well, a lot of that's muscle. Let's hope not.
PAM: Well, a lot of that's muscle. Let's hope not. from Archer - Season 2
Probably won't fall for it again, though. Man, I need a gun.
Probably won't fall for it again, though. Man, I need a gun. from Archer - Season 2
Ray, what is a...? from Archer - Season 2
Riding camp, skiing camp.
Riding camp, skiing camp. from Archer - Season 2
Right after I freeze to death. Double dukes.
Right after I freeze to death. Double dukes. from Archer - Season 2
See? Sacrifice. from Archer - Season 2
She's making me mule back a bunch of this crap.
She's making me mule back a bunch of this crap. from Archer - Season 2
Shit. Before the cops show up.
Shit. Before the cops show up. from Archer - Season 2
Should've thought of that before you took your clothes off. Seriously, would you go?
Should've thought of that before you took your clothes off. Seriously, would you go? from Archer - Season 2
So before it's too dark, let me ask your opinion on something.
So before it's too dark, let me ask your opinion on something. from Archer - Season 2
So I will be that someone who is constantly on her.
So I will be that someone who is constantly on her. from Archer - Season 2
So if you want paper towels in there, you'll just have to supply your own.
So if you want paper towels in there, you'll just have to supply your own. from Archer - Season 2
So obviously, I still find you very attractive, baby.
So obviously, I still find you very attractive, baby. from Archer - Season 2
So that's gonna... from Archer - Season 2
So they're not pikemen. Wait, Anka, tell your father what happened.
So they're not pikemen. Wait, Anka, tell your father what happened. from Archer - Season 2
So you can't do it every time.
So you can't do it every time. from Archer - Season 2
So, then, now we do your plan.
So, then, now we do your plan. from Archer - Season 2
Sterling Malory Archer, you will not touch a single hair on that girl.
Sterling Malory Archer, you will not touch a single hair on that girl. from Archer - Season 2
Sterling, you promised. from Archer - Season 2
Stop whining. We're all making do. Why, I'm sharing a room with Lana.
Stop whining. We're all making do. Why, I'm sharing a room with Lana. from Archer - Season 2
Surely El Frente does not frighten the famous Sterling Archer.
Surely El Frente does not frighten the famous Sterling Archer. from Archer - Season 2
Tell him to send over the gray fox.
Tell him to send over the gray fox. from Archer - Season 2
Tell it to the gendarmes, schwein.
Tell it to the gendarmes, schwein. from Archer - Season 2
That crap is $300 a bottle...
That crap is $300 a bottle... from Archer - Season 2
That sounds like Schlotz, but...
That sounds like Schlotz, but... from Archer - Season 2
That's actually a possibility.
That's actually a possibility. from Archer - Season 2
That's when she strikes, like a slutty little ninja.
That's when she strikes, like a slutty little ninja. from Archer - Season 2
That's why you're going to cook up a different set of books, Cyril.
That's why you're going to cook up a different set of books, Cyril. from Archer - Season 2
The books are prong one while prong two is El Frente Rojo.
The books are prong one while prong two is El Frente Rojo. from Archer - Season 2
The girl is worth millions. Be careful where you're shooting.
The girl is worth millions. Be careful where you're shooting. from Archer - Season 2
The rest of you, make room in your luggage for 10 liters apiece.
The rest of you, make room in your luggage for 10 liters apiece. from Archer - Season 2
Then you don't get to squirt that hot white cream all over your face.
Then you don't get to squirt that hot white cream all over your face. from Archer - Season 2
They'll have to split up, then we can take them out one or two at a time.
They'll have to split up, then we can take them out one or two at a time. from Archer - Season 2
Think you'd be more comfortable on another little vacation upstate?
Think you'd be more comfortable on another little vacation upstate? from Archer - Season 2
This gal. from Archer - Season 2
This is a medical proced... Ow.
This is a medical proced... Ow. from Archer - Season 2
Too bad you don't have big, mitten y gloves. I can't feel a thing in these.
Too bad you don't have big, mitten y gloves. I can't feel a thing in these. from Archer - Season 2
Totally McQueen. from Archer - Season 2
Triple dukes. from Archer - Season 2
Uck! It was those damn Green Russians.
Uck! It was those damn Green Russians. from Archer - Season 2
Ugh! Now, that is just... Ew!
Ugh! Now, that is just... Ew! from Archer - Season 2
Ugh. Change it before I puke my...
Ugh. Change it before I puke my... from Archer - Season 2
Ugh. That is so classic her.
Ugh. That is so classic her. from Archer - Season 2
Uh... See? How I let that just go by?
Uh... See? How I let that just go by? from Archer - Season 2
Unh. You can't believe what this is doing to my stitches.
Unh. You can't believe what this is doing to my stitches. from Archer - Season 2
Wait. Why are you slowing down?
Wait. Why are you slowing down? from Archer - Season 2
Was that before or after you got caught fondling a teenager?
Was that before or after you got caught fondling a teenager? from Archer - Season 2
We can make it back in, like, half hour, tops.
We can make it back in, like, half hour, tops. from Archer - Season 2
We can make it back in, like, half hour, tops.
We can make it back in, like, half hour, tops. from Archer - Season 2
We should go to the gendarmes.
We should go to the gendarmes. from Archer - Season 2
We should've gone with my plan, which was superior in every way.
We should've gone with my plan, which was superior in every way. from Archer - Season 2
Well, ass, it was Giant Slalom and I only took bronze.
Well, ass, it was Giant Slalom and I only took bronze. from Archer - Season 2
Well, it's a little early to say.
Well, it's a little early to say. from Archer - Season 2
Well, let's get some. from Archer - Season 2
Well, obviously before. After was all gendarmes and dick stitches.
Well, obviously before. After was all gendarmes and dick stitches. from Archer - Season 2
Well, obviously, we're gonna take that.
Well, obviously, we're gonna take that. from Archer - Season 2
Well, that's gonna be a tough sell.
Well, that's gonna be a tough sell. from Archer - Season 2
Well, why don't we take that?
Well, why don't we take that? from Archer - Season 2
What is it, the Alabama of Europe?
What is it, the Alabama of Europe? from Archer - Season 2
What kind of limit is that?
What kind of limit is that? from Archer - Season 2
What the hell's all that, you reckon?
What the hell's all that, you reckon? from Archer - Season 2
What, you... Re zip, re zip, re zip!
What, you... Re zip, re zip, re zip! from Archer - Season 2
What? No, that was me finishing.
What? No, that was me finishing. from Archer - Season 2
Whoa. That's first degree frostbite.
Whoa. That's first degree frostbite. from Archer - Season 2
Why aren't you with Gillette?
Why aren't you with Gillette? from Archer - Season 2
With such big, mitten y gloves, it won't even count.
With such big, mitten y gloves, it won't even count. from Archer - Season 2
Yeah, all four minutes of it.
Yeah, all four minutes of it. from Archer - Season 2
Yeah, and if money's so damn tight, why is she even here?
Yeah, and if money's so damn tight, why is she even here? from Archer - Season 2
Yeah, and then I bet you get sent off to camp all summer.
Yeah, and then I bet you get sent off to camp all summer. from Archer - Season 2
Yeah, and your horse, with his fancy new shoes.
Yeah, and your horse, with his fancy new shoes. from Archer - Season 2
Yeah, come on in. from Archer - Season 2
Yeah, I feel lucky. Let's see, sexually assaulted by a teenage sociopath...
Yeah, I feel lucky. Let's see, sexually assaulted by a teenage sociopath... from Archer - Season 2
Yeah, it is. from Archer - Season 2
Yeah, so you misbehave because you want a little attention.
Yeah, so you misbehave because you want a little attention. from Archer - Season 2
Yeah, the entire hotel's talking about your little shaving accident.
Yeah, the entire hotel's talking about your little shaving accident. from Archer - Season 2
Yeah, they pack a wallop.
Yeah, they pack a wallop. from Archer - Season 2
Yeah, which is last. from Archer - Season 2
Yeah. Think they're gonna have a band or just a DJ?
Yeah. Think they're gonna have a band or just a DJ? from Archer - Season 2
You are so clever and sexy.
You are so clever and sexy. from Archer - Season 2
You are such a liar. from Archer - Season 2
You don't want the world's greatest secret agent on the case? Fine.
You don't want the world's greatest secret agent on the case? Fine. from Archer - Season 2
You got any ideas, Anka? Because I'm all ears.
You got any ideas, Anka? Because I'm all ears. from Archer - Season 2
You gotta twist it, like this.
You gotta twist it, like this. from Archer - Season 2
You know, Archer, I think you and I are a lot alike.
You know, Archer, I think you and I are a lot alike. from Archer - Season 2
You must address me by title:
You must address me by title: from Archer - Season 2
You think you can drive this thing...?
You think you can drive this thing...? from Archer - Season 2
You want lies? Wait until I tell everyone you seduced me.
You want lies? Wait until I tell everyone you seduced me. from Archer - Season 2
You want little Countess von Fingerbang to get kidnapped? Fine.
You want little Countess von Fingerbang to get kidnapped? Fine. from Archer - Season 2
You would fight them? Are you insane?
You would fight them? Are you insane? from Archer - Season 2
You're shitting me from Archer - Season 2
You've never even seen a Wilhelm.
You've never even seen a Wilhelm. from Archer - Season 2
Your twin brother. from Archer - Season 2
"Schwein" doesn't even touch it. Yeah? Well, neither did I, Mother.
"Schwein" doesn't even touch it. Yeah? Well, neither did I, Mother. from Archer - Season 2
A dairy farm? Yes, it was called Butterfat Ranch.
A dairy farm? Yes, it was called Butterfat Ranch. from Archer - Season 2
Ach, Gstaad. Gstaad? from Archer - Season 2
And if you wanna get Schlotz into you... Phrasing.
And if you wanna get Schlotz into you... Phrasing. from Archer - Season 2
Archer, I'm serious. I'm serious.
Archer, I'm serious. I'm serious. from Archer - Season 2
Archer? Archer? from Archer - Season 2
Arrogant. I get it, Anka. Ja, exactly.
Arrogant. I get it, Anka. Ja, exactly. from Archer - Season 2
Bad touch. SCHLOTZ: You schwein.
Bad touch. SCHLOTZ: You schwein. from Archer - Season 2
Because tonight, Sterling Archer dies. Ha. Oh, yeah?
Because tonight, Sterling Archer dies. Ha. Oh, yeah? from Archer - Season 2
But yours... Nope. from Archer - Season 2
Can I finish? Fine. from Archer - Season 2
Come on. And the rest of you, get to work.
Come on. And the rest of you, get to work. from Archer - Season 2
Come, Anka. Uh... from Archer - Season 2
Derby Day wore that exact same hat. Shock.
Derby Day wore that exact same hat. Shock. from Archer - Season 2
Do we have to supply our own lids? Look, I didn't invent the economy.
Do we have to supply our own lids? Look, I didn't invent the economy. from Archer - Season 2
Don't wait up. Ugh. from Archer - Season 2
Fine? Oh, I think he is very fine.
Fine? Oh, I think he is very fine. from Archer - Season 2
Friesians. We had Holsteins.
Friesians. We had Holsteins. from Archer - Season 2
Good thing you know how to cheat. What? Hey.
Good thing you know how to cheat. What? Hey. from Archer - Season 2
He started it. He started it.
He started it. He started it. from Archer - Season 2
Hooray. And Pam's sleeping in the cellar.
Hooray. And Pam's sleeping in the cellar. from Archer - Season 2
How do I do it? Right hand, take the throttle.
How do I do it? Right hand, take the throttle. from Archer - Season 2
I can't wait that long. Please... Nope.
I can't wait that long. Please... Nope. from Archer - Season 2
I saw you save my life. No, l...
I saw you save my life. No, l... from Archer - Season 2
I wasn't eye banging her. Man, I was.
I wasn't eye banging her. Man, I was. from Archer - Season 2
It was Poovey Farms. I also was raised on a dairy farm.
It was Poovey Farms. I also was raised on a dairy farm. from Archer - Season 2
It's called nymphomania. Ugh.
It's called nymphomania. Ugh. from Archer - Season 2
It's Fräulein Archer. She added desperately.
It's Fräulein Archer. She added desperately. from Archer - Season 2
Jeez, they're like... Wow. Cousins.
Jeez, they're like... Wow. Cousins. from Archer - Season 2
Lacrosse camp. It's like he doesn't want me around.
Lacrosse camp. It's like he doesn't want me around. from Archer - Season 2
Let's hope not. ...you must protect mein princess.
Let's hope not. ...you must protect mein princess. from Archer - Season 2
Let's hope not. ...you must protect mein princess.
Let's hope not. ...you must protect mein princess. from Archer - Season 2
Literally one minute, all right? Please.
Literally one minute, all right? Please. from Archer - Season 2
Loofah, I know. ...to protect some Eurotrash brat...
Loofah, I know. ...to protect some Eurotrash brat... from Archer - Season 2
Maybe just put your hands on them. Oh, my hands are like ice.
Maybe just put your hands on them. Oh, my hands are like ice. from Archer - Season 2
Meaning what? Meaning you left me for my brother.
Meaning what? Meaning you left me for my brother. from Archer - Season 2
Mein God. I know, right? from Archer - Season 2
My Anka? What do you mean? Oh, right.
My Anka? What do you mean? Oh, right. from Archer - Season 2
No, it... They had a big cheese rodeo.
No, it... They had a big cheese rodeo. from Archer - Season 2
No, no, Anka, you can't be in here. Anka?
No, no, Anka, you can't be in here. Anka? from Archer - Season 2
No, no, Anka, you can't be in here. Anka?
No, no, Anka, you can't be in here. Anka? from Archer - Season 2
No, you gotta twist it. I am twisting it.
No, you gotta twist it. I am twisting it. from Archer - Season 2
Nope. But I could get nerve damage.
Nope. But I could get nerve damage. from Archer - Season 2
Oh, for the... That's a farrier. I know
Oh, for the... That's a farrier. I know from Archer - Season 2
Oh, mein God. Now shut up and hang on.
Oh, mein God. Now shut up and hang on. from Archer - Season 2
Oh, no, I'm not comfortable with that. No?
Oh, no, I'm not comfortable with that. No? from Archer - Season 2
Oh, please. Tongue back in.
Oh, please. Tongue back in. from Archer - Season 2
Oh, yeah, count me in. Yeah, and me out.
Oh, yeah, count me in. Yeah, and me out. from Archer - Season 2
Oh. Ew. Sorry. Even for you, Archer.
Oh. Ew. Sorry. Even for you, Archer. from Archer - Season 2
One doesn't have skin on his face. Meaning?
One doesn't have skin on his face. Meaning? from Archer - Season 2
Out of how many, two? Will you just shut up and drive?
Out of how many, two? Will you just shut up and drive? from Archer - Season 2
Please, Archer, just for one minute. Um...
Please, Archer, just for one minute. Um... from Archer - Season 2
Please. Nope. from Archer - Season 2
Questions. About what? from Archer - Season 2
Really? Yes, really. from Archer - Season 2
Shame on you. Fie and shame. I didn't...
Shame on you. Fie and shame. I didn't... from Archer - Season 2
She's giving you a ski lesson? No, I'm giving her one.
She's giving you a ski lesson? No, I'm giving her one. from Archer - Season 2
Should I kiss it and make it better? No, you should get away from me.
Should I kiss it and make it better? No, you should get away from me. from Archer - Season 2
So does this look as bad as it looks? I will let the gendarmes decide that.
So does this look as bad as it looks? I will let the gendarmes decide that. from Archer - Season 2
So unless you want me to send you back... I will start cooking the books.
So unless you want me to send you back... I will start cooking the books. from Archer - Season 2
So we go with my plan. Your plan stinks more than that cheese.
So we go with my plan. Your plan stinks more than that cheese. from Archer - Season 2
So what? ARCHER: What do you mean "so what"?
So what? ARCHER: What do you mean "so what"? from Archer - Season 2
So... So. from Archer - Season 2
Take it back. Fine, I take it back.
Take it back. Fine, I take it back. from Archer - Season 2
Take it back. Go, go, go.
Take it back. Go, go, go. from Archer - Season 2
Thanks a lot, Bitch and Sundance. What?
Thanks a lot, Bitch and Sundance. What? from Archer - Season 2
That feels nice. It doesn't. Don't enjoy this.
That feels nice. It doesn't. Don't enjoy this. from Archer - Season 2
That girl's a nightmare. No.
That girl's a nightmare. No. from Archer - Season 2
Then he tried to touch me with his Wilhelm. What? No, l...
Then he tried to touch me with his Wilhelm. What? No, l... from Archer - Season 2
Ugh. What? Jeez, I'm only human.
Ugh. What? Jeez, I'm only human. from Archer - Season 2
Unbelievable. I know. from Archer - Season 2
Videotex? Wow, growth industry. So he's worth billions.
Videotex? Wow, growth industry. So he's worth billions. from Archer - Season 2
We don't know what they look like. Spoiler alert.
We don't know what they look like. Spoiler alert. from Archer - Season 2
We go with my plan. Fine.
We go with my plan. Fine. from Archer - Season 2
We have to cut back... But you're buying new horseshoes.
We have to cut back... But you're buying new horseshoes. from Archer - Season 2
We should go to the gendarmes. Yeah, if you weren't topless.
We should go to the gendarmes. Yeah, if you weren't topless. from Archer - Season 2
Well, I hope you're happy. No, I'm not, Mother. I just got fingered.
Well, I hope you're happy. No, I'm not, Mother. I just got fingered. from Archer - Season 2
Well, maybe a little, but... And I know just how to repay you.
Well, maybe a little, but... And I know just how to repay you. from Archer - Season 2
What did you call it? "Blow job"? What?
What did you call it? "Blow job"? What? from Archer - Season 2
What is wrong with you? Did no one just see that?
What is wrong with you? Did no one just see that? from Archer - Season 2
What what? Didn't you see that? I saw you totally eye bang a teenager.
What what? Didn't you see that? I saw you totally eye bang a teenager. from Archer - Season 2
What? Because I came in second, smartass.
What? Because I came in second, smartass. from Archer - Season 2
What? She is only 16, you schwein.
What? She is only 16, you schwein. from Archer - Season 2
What's wrong? Nothing. from Archer - Season 2
Whatever. Go wash up, dirty bird.
Whatever. Go wash up, dirty bird. from Archer - Season 2
Where are we going? The forest.
Where are we going? The forest. from Archer - Season 2
Where do you get paper towels? And last item.
Where do you get paper towels? And last item. from Archer - Season 2
Which is third... Last. from Archer - Season 2
Why do you behave like...? No one cares how I behave.
Why do you behave like...? No one cares how I behave. from Archer - Season 2
Why don't you go find out? No, I can't be alone.
Why don't you go find out? No, I can't be alone. from Archer - Season 2
Yeah, I bet. Meaning what?
Yeah, I bet. Meaning what? from Archer - Season 2
You gotta go faster, Anka. Faster? I'm freezing to death already.
You gotta go faster, Anka. Faster? I'm freezing to death already. from Archer - Season 2
You need help, Archer. ARCHER: She came up to me.
You need help, Archer. ARCHER: She came up to me. from Archer - Season 2
You swear? Lana, l... from Archer - Season 2
...and failing that, in bed with...
...and failing that, in bed with... from Archer - Season 2
...and you can't get it in America, so not another sip.
...and you can't get it in America, so not another sip. from Archer - Season 2
...armed with automatic weapons.
...armed with automatic weapons. from Archer - Season 2
...as a fortune walks away, with your wedding tackle...
...as a fortune walks away, with your wedding tackle... from Archer - Season 2
...during a birthday party he's throwing this weekend in Gstaad.
...during a birthday party he's throwing this weekend in Gstaad. from Archer - Season 2
...in the world, so... You lost, Ray.
...in the world, so... You lost, Ray. from Archer - Season 2
...in your suite, over a drink?
...in your suite, over a drink? from Archer - Season 2
...interrogated by gendarmes.
...interrogated by gendarmes. from Archer - Season 2
...stays in Gstaad. Ugh. from Archer - Season 2
...Sterling Archer may be many things, but he's not...
...Sterling Archer may be many things, but he's not... from Archer - Season 2
...stuffed into your shaving kit.
...stuffed into your shaving kit. from Archer - Season 2
...the Lars Larsen Snowmobiling Experience?
...the Lars Larsen Snowmobiling Experience? from Archer - Season 2
...to protect your, um, lovely daughter.
...to protect your, um, lovely daughter. from Archer - Season 2
...which is good because I'm out of ammo.
...which is good because I'm out of ammo. from Archer - Season 2
...which these quacks deny is even real, now they're treating me for...
...which these quacks deny is even real, now they're treating me for... from Archer - Season 2
...who's got a jillion guests coming to her birthday party tomorrow.
...who's got a jillion guests coming to her birthday party tomorrow. from Archer - Season 2
...you better start eating strudel. Major chubby chaser.
...you better start eating strudel. Major chubby chaser. from Archer - Season 2
...you lost. I came in third.
...you lost. I came in third. from Archer - Season 2
[ANKA GASPS] from Archer - Season 2
[ANKA GASPS] from Archer - Season 2
[ANKA GIGGLES] from Archer - Season 2
[ANKA SCREAMING] from Archer - Season 2
[ANKA SCREAMING] from Archer - Season 2
[ANKA SCREAMS] from Archer - Season 2
[ANKA SCREAMS] from Archer - Season 2
[ANKA SCREAMS] from Archer - Season 2
[ANKA SCREAMS] from Archer - Season 2
[ANKA SCREAMS] from Archer - Season 2
[ARCHER & ANKA SCREAM] from Archer - Season 2
[ARCHER GROANS] from Archer - Season 2
[BURPS] from Archer - Season 2
[BURPS] from Archer - Season 2
[CHUCKLING] from Archer - Season 2
[DOOR CLOSES] from Archer - Season 2
[DOOR OPENS] from Archer - Season 2
[English US SDH] from Archer - Season 2
[GASPS] from Archer - Season 2
[GUN CLICKING EMPTY] from Archer - Season 2
[INTERCOM BEEPS] from Archer - Season 2
[JAVI COUGHING AND GROANING]
[JAVI COUGHING AND GROANING] from Archer - Season 2
[JAVI SCREAMING] from Archer - Season 2
[JAVI SCREAMING] from Archer - Season 2
[KNOCKING ON DOOR] from Archer - Season 2
[LANA GROANS] from Archer - Season 2
[LANA GROANS] from Archer - Season 2
[MACHINE GUNS FIRING] from Archer - Season 2
[MACHINE GUNS FIRING] from Archer - Season 2
[MALORY SIGHS] from Archer - Season 2
[MALORY SIGHS] from Archer - Season 2
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES] from Archer - Season 2
[SCHLOTZ SNORING] from Archer - Season 2
[SCREAMING] from Archer - Season 2
[SIA SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
[SIA SPEAKING IN SPANISH] from Archer - Season 2
[SIGHS] from Archer - Season 2
[SIGHS] from Archer - Season 2
[SIGHS] from Archer - Season 2
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH] from Archer - Season 2
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH] from Archer - Season 2
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH] from Archer - Season 2
[TWINS SPEAK IN SPANISH] from Archer - Season 2
**** you, Switzerland. from Archer - Season 2