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Hank Hill Sounds: King of the Hill - Season 1

Hank Hill Sounds: King of the Hill - Season 1

Hank Rutherford Hill is the main protagonist of the Fox animated television series King of the Hill. The Economist described him as one of the wisest people on television.
See also: King of the Hill (season 1), Bobby Hill (King of the Hill), King of the Hill (season 8), List of King of the Hill characters, List of King of the Hill episodes, King of the Hill (season 13).

A cup of coffee.
Absolutely.
Ah, don't worry about that.
Ah.
Alrighty.
And if I don't ever poop again, well that's just going to be who I am.
Are you Chinese or Japanese?
Are you feeling sorry for yourself?
Are you giblet head?
Are you still talking?
Bah.
Because we are the right supplier.
Beer
Betsy
Bill.
Bobby Surprised Sound
Bobby.
Bobby.
Bring me my BC headache powder and a glass of water.
Buckley
But sometimes you just don't listen.
But you're in my country now
Carlos
Chinese or Japanese?
Chinese people don't really do that.
Come on boys finish up them little Debbie's and get back to work.
Competent, trustworthy salesman of propane and propane accessories.
Crazy old cracker.
Dale Gribble.
Dale.
Dale.
Dallas.
Damn it there it is again. Where is that thumping coming from?
Do you have anything that taste good?
Do you know what a hammer is?
Do you like pie?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Do you want to be married to bill?
Don't scare me like that.
Driving me crazy.
Eddie Stilson
Er, guys?
Es esta qwan ocupado.
Exactly.
Excuse me.
Good God, that's going too far.
Good Lord, put on some pants.
Goodnight
H'what in the hell is going on here.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Ha.
Hank Hill here again.
Hank Hill Sounds: King of the Hill - Season 1 Sound
Hank Hill Sounds: King of the Hill - Season 1 Sound
Hank Hill Sounds: King of the Hill - Season 1 Sound
Hank Hill Sounds: King of the Hill - Season 1 Sound
Hank Hill.
Hank Hill.
Hello I'm Hank Hill.
Hello I'm Hank Hill.
Hello, I'm Hank Hill, star of the new Fox TV show, King of the Hill.
Hello.
Hey I got a girl in here you can take right now.
Hey, if you've got something to say, say it.
Hey, peg leg.
Hey.
Hi there
Hill residents.
Hotel Arlen.
How many times have I told you?
How was your weekend?
Howard Stern
Howdy fellas.
Huh?
Huuh! Don't ask!
I am Bill.
I apologize for yelling at you.
I can hear you.
I can't eat that crap.
I can't go through this again.
I can't say that.
I can't.
I did what you couldn't do.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't care whatever.
I don't know. I don't want to know.
I don't mean to be rude or nothing, but I'll pass.
I don't understand.
I don't want to know that.
I don't want you to spray my lawn anymore.
I gotta remember that one.
I have not begun to project my anger onto you.
I heard you.
I just hate these big emotional scenes.
I just woke up.
I know you didn't mean to have relations with that dog.
I know you want to help, but this is getting out of control.
I like stories about Pinatas.
I like stories.
I live next door, which means I'm your neighbor and you're my friend.
I lost sight of what it's all about.
I thought I told you to get lossed.
I thought you might enjoy 7.5 gallons of Pure Premium Propane.
I took her to the prom.
I understand that life is valued differently in your part of the world, largely as a result of overcrowding and famine.
I work for a living.
I'd rather die with a burger in my colon than live and eat Foufou.
I'd rather not.
I'll have some skirt steak, some brisket, little piece of that New York Steak. A couple of them, steak fingers, and a burger.
I'll pass.
I'll take a bowl of the white gravy and a bowl of brown gravy.
I'm a customer and you're trying to win my business.
I'm coming home right now.
I'm going to kick your ***
I'm gonna have to call you back
I'm Hank Hill.
I'm just saying I'm better.
I'm looking for a tap and die and some WD40.
I'm looking for a tap and die.
I'm not eating bacon grease.
I'm trying to buy a tap and die and some WD40 and get out of this godforsaken store.
I'm trying to buy a tap and die and some WD40.
I've got a minor son living in this house.
I've got a situation here.
I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ***
I've had Betsy since high school.
If anyone's going to be call the police, it's going to be Me
In fact, I like everything you have to say.
Is that you?
Is there any chicken fried steak left?
It's Dale.
It's kind of interesting. The word customer begins with CU.
It's like you gotta problem with concentration.
Joe camel.
King of the Hill.
King of the Hill.
Let me explain.
Let's get some funny Indian stuff to do.
Let's me and you visit your hometown sometime. The way you had the courtesy to come see mine.
Let's not make this any harder than it has to be.
Let's say I want a hammer. Do you know what a hammer is?
Look, I'm gonna have to call you back.
Loser
Loser, you're a loser. Are you feeling sorry for yourself
Luann
Macintosh.
Maybe I'm not getting through to you.
Maybe who knows, I don't know. I don't care whatever.
Mendel, or taking Bobby's troop up by the Lake for order of the straight arrow this weekend, y'all want to come for old time sake.
Mister Holloway
Mister, I have not begun to project my anger onto you.
My God, are you still talking?
No, no, no stop please.
No, that's alright.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not now, not ever.
Now don't say that.
Now hold on a minute here.
Now hold on one minute.
Now sell propane and propane accessories.
Now that's not the right sort of attitude for you to have.
Now you listen to me, Mister.
Now you listen to me, you crazy old cracker.
Now, I'm not saying You're not good at what you do.
Now, where in the hell would I go?
Oh my God it's so juicy!
Oh no huh, that's OK.
Oh no.
Oh no.
OK.
Peggy.
Pie Alamode
Please.
Plot.
Pretty girl with short hair.
Propane is what I know best.
Put on some pants.
Put some macaroni and cheese on there too.
Quit talking like that.
Really.
Ricardo Montauban
Say what?
See you.
She's my wife.
Shut the hell up.
Shut up, I'm talking here.
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
So good for you.
So what?
So what?
Some weird Gameboy freak.
Son, have you lost your mind?
Son, maybe I'm not getting through to you.
Son, would you please knock it off? You're driving me nuts.
Son, you're teasing the gorilla in the Monkey House.
Strickland propane
Sure.
Texas.
Texas.
That guy was an annoying greasy headed loser.
That is ridiculous.
That is the best damn burger I ever ate.
That place is crawling with crack heads and debutantes.
That woman's got a lot of guts. I'll tell you what.
That's a hell of a weird sound and never made that before.
That's a hell of a weird sound, I never made that before
That's not a joke, son.
That's quite a story, Enrique.
That's Texan for sayonara.
That's the kind of love I have for Betsy.
That's what I want a damned hammer now. Where in the hell would I go?
That's what I want a damned hammer.
That's what the white man calls him.
Thatherton
The customer comes 1st.
The Hardware Department.
The names Hank Hill.
The slice of pie.
The whole neighborhood can hear you cussing.
This is Hank Hill you're talking to.
This is Macintosh.
This is not something we need to talk about.
This is the only man ever censured by the Texas Propane Association for lewdness and conduct unbecoming a propane salesman.
This party is officially over.
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