Main Content
Sound Added to Your Favorites Soundboard

Log in or create an account to save your favorites, or they'll expire in 4 hours

Error Adding Sound
Error adding sound to your favorites.
Sound Reported
Sound reported and our moderators will review it shortly.
Error Reporting Sound
Error reporting sound. Please use the Contact page.
46 1,623
That '70s Show (1998) - Season 7 That '70s Show is a beloved American television sitcom that aired from 1998 to 2006,

That '70s Show (1998) - Season 7

That '70s Show is a beloved American television sitcom that aired from 1998 to 2006, taking viewers on a nostalgic journey through the 1970s. Season 7, which aired in 2004, continued to captivate audiences with its hilarious antics and lovable characters.

The talented cast brings the show to life with their incredible performances and undeniable chemistry. Topping the list is Topher Grace as Eric Forman, the show's protagonist and resident underachiever. Joining him are Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart, Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso, Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde, Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti, and Wilmer Valderrama as Fez.

Navigating the worlds of love, friendship, and growing up, the gang takes viewers on a wild ride in season 7. Eric, fresh from his trip to Africa, returns to Point Place, bringing a newfound maturity and a fresh outlook on life. While he tries to figure out his future, his on-and-off relationship with Donna takes unexpected twists and turns, leaving fans eagerly awaiting their fate.

Meanwhile, Jackie explores new love interests and tries to move on from her former flame, Kelso. The lovably dimwitted Kelso finds himself in a whirlwind of romantic entanglements, often leading to hilarious and awkward situations. Hyde, the tough and rebellious member of the group, continues to showcase his dry wit and charismatic personality as he navigates the complexities of adulthood.

Completing the gang is Fez, the foreign exchange student with a penchant for attracting trouble, and his quirky escapades keep viewers entertained episode after episode. Together, this group of friends experiences the highs and lows of life in the '70s, always finding a way to lean on each other in their own unique way.

The show's soundtrack plays a crucial role in setting the nostalgic tone of That '70s Show. From iconic '70s hits to lesser-known gems, the music perfectly captures the essence of the era. Artists such as Led Zeppelin, The Who, David Bowie, and The Beach Boys grace the episodes, transporting viewers back in time.

Relive the magic of That '70s Show by immersing yourself in the sounds of the era. Play and download these unforgettable sounds to enhance your own '70s-inspired experiences. From groovy disco beats to classic rock anthems, the soundtrack will transport you to a time of bell-bottoms, lava lamps, and peace signs.

In conclusion, That '70s Show Season 7 continues to delight fans with its humor, relatable characters, and nostalgic soundtrack. Whether you're a longtime fan or discovering the show for the first time, the charming cast and witty writing ensure a memorable viewing experience. So sit back, relax, and transport yourself to Point Place, where the '70s were forever groovy.

To enhance your nostalgia-filled journey, play and download the unforgettable sounds of the '70s here. Let the music take you back in time and bring out your inner '70s cool.

A ball of yarn.
A ball of yarn.
A Band Aid for a wounded soul.
A Band Aid for a wounded soul.
A band.
A band.
A broad, huh ?
A broad, huh ?
A brother and sister fighting each other.
A brother and sister fighting each other.
A burn.
A burn.
A buttload.
A buttload.
A cheese grater?
A cheese grater?
A child needs a strong, loving father.
A child needs a strong, loving father.
A coat.
A coat.
A draft notice and a malaria vaccine.
A draft notice and a malaria vaccine.
A dumbass boss.
A dumbass boss.
A flat tire
A flat tire
A friend of mine sent me a really big baggie from hawaii...
A friend of mine sent me a really big baggie from hawaii...
A friendly face, you know ?
A friendly face, you know ?
A ghost train.
A ghost train.
A girl's gotta advertise.
A girl's gotta advertise.
A going away gift should be something special,
A going away gift should be something special,
A half bath ?
A half bath ?
A handful of ass is just a perk.
A handful of ass is just a perk.
A hippie and a waitress...
A hippie and a waitress...
A huge mistake.
A huge mistake.
A little bit sweaty ?
A little bit sweaty ?
A little faster so it stirs my drink.
A little faster so it stirs my drink.
A little going away gift.
A little going away gift.
A little piece of advice about having a family
A little piece of advice about having a family
A little romantic music.
A little romantic music.
A little wine for Santa.
A little wine for Santa.
A lot of people have told me you're not very serious about the women you date,
A lot of people have told me you're not very serious about the women you date,
A lot of people...
A lot of people...
A lot, a lot...
A lot, a lot...
A loud one.
A loud one.
A marine ?
A marine ?
A massage train?
A massage train?
A math major? Awesome. I need some help building a homemade rocket,
A math major? Awesome. I need some help building a homemade rocket,
A metaphor for the fact that my heart and mind are gone.
A metaphor for the fact that my heart and mind are gone.
A mother should support her son.
A mother should support her son.
A packer win, and the boy defends the family name.
A packer win, and the boy defends the family name.
A pen and pencil set.
A pen and pencil set.
A pizza.
A pizza.
A pony.
A pony.
A prince.
A prince.
A real man wouldn't let the princess ride the bus.
A real man wouldn't let the princess ride the bus.
A security guard had to pull us apart.
A security guard had to pull us apart.
A straight jacket...
A straight jacket...
A suit? See, she has the right idea.
A suit? See, she has the right idea.
A teacher ?
A teacher ?
A trench coat.
A trench coat.
A wash, cream rinse and a lot of that wiggly stuff you do with your fingers.
A wash, cream rinse and a lot of that wiggly stuff you do with your fingers.
Aah ! there's an entire horse in my bed !
Aah ! there's an entire horse in my bed !
Aah, look at my jaws !
Aah, look at my jaws !
Abba?
Abba?
Abba.
Abba.
About as long as Kelso's been working on your sister.
About as long as Kelso's been working on your sister.
About donna?
About donna?
About to change a flat tire, which, uh,
About to change a flat tire, which, uh,
About you leaving, uh,
About you leaving, uh,
Abracadabra, baby.
Abracadabra, baby.
Accept the fact that he is not coming back.
Accept the fact that he is not coming back.
According to "cosmo"'s latest quiz,
According to "cosmo"'s latest quiz,
Accusing your own brother. You don't get a sandwich either.
Accusing your own brother. You don't get a sandwich either.
Acted out movies with my dolls...
Acted out movies with my dolls...
Action figures !
Action figures !
Actually reminds me of a little joke.
Actually reminds me of a little joke.
Actually,
Actually,
Actually, eric, I wanted to talk to you first.
Actually, eric, I wanted to talk to you first.
Actually, eric, most of the immigrants arrived in the 19th century,
Actually, eric, most of the immigrants arrived in the 19th century,
Actually, I have no problem With you selling it.
Actually, I have no problem With you selling it.
Actually, I just dropped by to tell you I'm taking over tonight's ladies of Point Place Christmas party.
Actually, I just dropped by to tell you I'm taking over tonight's ladies of Point Place Christmas party.
Actually, i own a record store.
Actually, i own a record store.
Actually, I'm hoping to get to listen to the records and pick which ones the stores carry.
Actually, I'm hoping to get to listen to the records and pick which ones the stores carry.
Actually, it was more of a giggle of appreciation.
Actually, it was more of a giggle of appreciation.
Actually, it's gonna go like this...
Actually, it's gonna go like this...
Actually, that's not true.
Actually, that's not true.
Actually, you can't do anything to me because
Actually, you can't do anything to me because
Actually, you know what ?
Actually, you know what ?
Add half a bottle of schnapps,
Add half a bottle of schnapps,
Adult films.
Adult films.
Africa !
Africa !
Africa is very strict about these things,
Africa is very strict about these things,
Africa, Wisconsin ?
Africa, Wisconsin ?
After a long night of hashing things out,
After a long night of hashing things out,
After all, how often does a kid get to meet his very own father?
After all, how often does a kid get to meet his very own father?
After high school, they take a year off, go to europe, Figure out what they're gonna do. I'm gonna do exactly that..
After high school, they take a year off, go to europe, Figure out what they're gonna do. I'm gonna do exactly that..
After the second break in, I had michael install a hidden surveillance camera.
After the second break in, I had michael install a hidden surveillance camera.
After you close up, do you wanna watch me eat a pizza?
After you close up, do you wanna watch me eat a pizza?
Ah me.
Ah me.
Ah burn!
Ah burn!
Ah, angie, meet your new brother's friends
Ah, angie, meet your new brother's friends
Ah, beer and darts keeping the eye patch industry alive since the 1800s.
Ah, beer and darts keeping the eye patch industry alive since the 1800s.
Ah, I don't want another foreigner living with us.
Ah, I don't want another foreigner living with us.
Ah, it'll blow over. How long could he stay mad at a kid, right ?
Ah, it'll blow over. How long could he stay mad at a kid, right ?
Ah, just wandering around, trying to find my place in life.
Ah, just wandering around, trying to find my place in life.
Ah, mystery solved.
Ah, mystery solved.
Ah, the honeymoon speech again.
Ah, the honeymoon speech again.
Ah, we're past all those highs and lows. We're like A...
Ah, we're past all those highs and lows. We're like A...
Ah, well, not today.
Ah, well, not today.
Ah, what the hell?
Ah, what the hell?
Ah, yeah. It's going okay.
Ah, yeah. It's going okay.
Ah, you kids with your suicide jokes.
Ah, you kids with your suicide jokes.
Ah. Anyway, today, I will be chasing butterflies.
Ah. Anyway, today, I will be chasing butterflies.
Ah. Yeah, well, you know, sometimes I think she just kind of lets her fiery emotions get the best of her.
Ah. Yeah, well, you know, sometimes I think she just kind of lets her fiery emotions get the best of her.
Ah....
Ah....
Aha!
Aha!
Ahem. I guess I'll just
Ahem. I guess I'll just
Alive or kidnapped by coyotes.
Alive or kidnapped by coyotes.
All evens.
All evens.
All I got was a sprained wrist.
All I got was a sprained wrist.
All I have to do is send in my drawing of sanchez the turtle
All I have to do is send in my drawing of sanchez the turtle
All I remember is flushing it down the toilet when he killed it.
All I remember is flushing it down the toilet when he killed it.
All I wanted was for one person to say it was okay.
All I wanted was for one person to say it was okay.
All men are bastards!
All men are bastards!
All nude or just topless?
All nude or just topless?
All right guys, we got a ton of box to unpack, posters to hang,
All right guys, we got a ton of box to unpack, posters to hang,
All right well, let's call it a day and hit it hard again tomorrow.
All right well, let's call it a day and hit it hard again tomorrow.
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right, all moved in.
All right, all moved in.
All right, all right,
All right, all right,
All right, Angie, here's the deal.
All right, Angie, here's the deal.
All right, back off, hyde.
All right, back off, hyde.
All right, back off.
All right, back off.
All right, did anybody find anything?
All right, did anybody find anything?
All right, every chick patient that you have, you have to tell her the problem is her tailbone,
All right, every chick patient that you have, you have to tell her the problem is her tailbone,
All right, everybody clear some space.
All right, everybody clear some space.
All right, fez, stand up so I can kick your ass. How dare you steal a girl out from under me!
All right, fez, stand up so I can kick your ass. How dare you steal a girl out from under me!
All right, fez,come on. I need your help.
All right, fez,come on. I need your help.
All right, fez. So where'd I go wrong?
All right, fez. So where'd I go wrong?
All right, fine! I like styx, okay? And I don't care if anybody knows it!
All right, fine! I like styx, okay? And I don't care if anybody knows it!
All right, fine.
All right, fine.
All right, fine. Look, we could talk all day,
All right, fine. Look, we could talk all day,
All right, here I come.
All right, here I come.
All right, here I go.
All right, here I go.
All right, here's your motel.
All right, here's your motel.
All right, I got one.
All right, I got one.
All right, I gotta go to work.
All right, I gotta go to work.
All right, I gotta take off. I'm gonna go have lunch with my new dad.
All right, I gotta take off. I'm gonna go have lunch with my new dad.
All right, I want everybody who doesn't live in this house to get out now !
All right, I want everybody who doesn't live in this house to get out now !
All right, I'll go with you.
All right, I'll go with you.
All right, I'll go.
All right, I'll go.
All right, I'll see you tomorrow then.
All right, I'll see you tomorrow then.
All right, I'll tell you what.
All right, I'll tell you what.
All right, I'm getting in the car,
All right, I'm getting in the car,
All right, I'm gonna go get us a funnel cake. But listen, this is a rough crowd, all right ?
All right, I'm gonna go get us a funnel cake. But listen, this is a rough crowd, all right ?
All right, Jackie, do you want me to stay and get a burger with you or something ?
All right, Jackie, do you want me to stay and get a burger with you or something ?
All right, jackie, so let's start off looking at new tires,
All right, jackie, so let's start off looking at new tires,
All right, kelso, awesome, get me out of here.
All right, kelso, awesome, get me out of here.
All right, kelso, just relax.
All right, kelso, just relax.
All right, Kitty,
All right, Kitty,
All right, kitty, I think we need to talk about what happened in the kitchen.
All right, kitty, I think we need to talk about what happened in the kitchen.
All right, kitty.
All right, kitty.
All right, listen,
All right, listen,
All right, look, ratings are down, and I think this could really help.
All right, look, ratings are down, and I think this could really help.
All right, man, I'll make it up to you,
All right, man, I'll make it up to you,
All right, man, you accused me of stealing,
All right, man, you accused me of stealing,
All right, maybe someone would follow these other women to do them harm,
All right, maybe someone would follow these other women to do them harm,
All right, salesmen,
All right, salesmen,
All right, show's over. No. Come on.
All right, show's over. No. Come on.
All right, so I've been thinking about Donna's Twizzler remark.
All right, so I've been thinking about Donna's Twizzler remark.
All right, so show a little appreciation.
All right, so show a little appreciation.
All right, that's enough !
All right, that's enough !
All right, that's enough, you two.
All right, that's enough, you two.
All right, that's it.
All right, that's it.
All right, that's it. New eric's out, old eric's back.
All right, that's it. New eric's out, old eric's back.
All right, the people would riot in the streets.
All right, the people would riot in the streets.
All right, we'll be there.
All right, we'll be there.
All right, well as co manager of this record store,
All right, well as co manager of this record store,
All right, what we're gonna do Is we're gonna recreate the scene.
All right, what we're gonna do Is we're gonna recreate the scene.
All right, when kitty shows up, she's gonna be pretty mad. So
All right, when kitty shows up, she's gonna be pretty mad. So
All right, who's getting burned ? Is it me ? Because if it is, I'll just let it happen.
All right, who's getting burned ? Is it me ? Because if it is, I'll just let it happen.
All right, who's gonna take the plunge?
All right, who's gonna take the plunge?
All right, you need to do something brilliant
All right, you need to do something brilliant
All right, you two. Where's charlie ?
All right, you two. Where's charlie ?
All right, you're just trying to make us look bad.
All right, you're just trying to make us look bad.
All right,excuse me.
All right,excuse me.
All right! Eric traded in Donna for a hot blonde.
All right! Eric traded in Donna for a hot blonde.
All right? And I gave her the number of all the places I was gonna be. I cannot miss this call.
All right? And I gave her the number of all the places I was gonna be. I cannot miss this call.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Fez, you're not letting go.
All right. Fez, you're not letting go.
All right. I'll give it a week.
All right. I'll give it a week.
All right. Instead of the candy,
All right. Instead of the candy,
All righty,
All righty,
All she does is sleep. It's like taking care of a bowling ball.
All she does is sleep. It's like taking care of a bowling ball.
All stick together.
All stick together.
All the guys would say, "I do...
All the guys would say, "I do...
All these guys are pissed off at something, huh, dad ?
All these guys are pissed off at something, huh, dad ?
All these houses look alike.
All these houses look alike.
All these kids
All these kids
All those foreigners...
All those foreigners...
All you get is a plain pancake breakfast
All you get is a plain pancake breakfast
All you men ever think about is what you want.
All you men ever think about is what you want.
All you need is a job and a haircut !
All you need is a job and a haircut !
Allow me to be the first to welcome you to the "Kelso had sex with my sister" club.
Allow me to be the first to welcome you to the "Kelso had sex with my sister" club.
Alls you've got are some poorly Assembled model airplanes.
Alls you've got are some poorly Assembled model airplanes.
Almost never, right!
Almost never, right!
Also, I rock as a blonde.
Also, I rock as a blonde.
Although about it, may I say bravo.
Although about it, may I say bravo.
Although I did find kitty's special occasion panties hanging on the towel bar.
Although I did find kitty's special occasion panties hanging on the towel bar.
Although I did just sit in nachos.
Although I did just sit in nachos.
Although I did laugh, you know, during.
Although I did laugh, you know, during.
Although there is some question about shirley.
Although there is some question about shirley.
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
Am I so disgusting ?
Am I so disgusting ?
Am the only stormtrooper
Am the only stormtrooper
Amateur.
Amateur.
An assault can happen anywhere, jackie san.
An assault can happen anywhere, jackie san.
An egg is not just something that comes out of a butt.
An egg is not just something that comes out of a butt.
An evening out with Michael Kelso?
An evening out with Michael Kelso?
An organ..
An organ..
An unconvincing "whoops" from him,
An unconvincing "whoops" from him,
And
And
And
And
And
And
And
And
And a calendar from 1972.
And a calendar from 1972.
And a car has four.
And a car has four.
And a girl needs her father, you know, for guidance.
And a girl needs her father, you know, for guidance.
And a little thing called the 5 day weekend.
And a little thing called the 5 day weekend.
And a lot of their songs are about just that,
And a lot of their songs are about just that,
And a money order for $19.95. 20 bucks to get judged by a panel of cartoon experts?
And a money order for $19.95. 20 bucks to get judged by a panel of cartoon experts?
And a tiara.
And a tiara.
And a word that starts with "mother."
And a word that starts with "mother."
And according to "Esquire", sweater vest are in.
And according to "Esquire", sweater vest are in.
And all my friends.
And all my friends.
And all the other kids made fun of him.
And all the other kids made fun of him.
And all you suckers are gonna miss it.
And all you suckers are gonna miss it.
And also, hee hee.
And also, hee hee.
And before you know it, you're past your expiration date.
And before you know it, you're past your expiration date.
And Bobby dressed up as Tarzan, and I dressed up as Jane
And Bobby dressed up as Tarzan, and I dressed up as Jane
And both hands, bob ?
And both hands, bob ?
And by "I won,"
And by "I won,"
And by saying yes,
And by saying yes,
And by the way,
And by the way,
And cuttin' the brakes on fat marvin's bike.
And cuttin' the brakes on fat marvin's bike.
And did I even get an offer? No. Like I wasn't there, too. Like I wasn't all sore from hanging all that bunting.
And did I even get an offer? No. Like I wasn't there, too. Like I wasn't all sore from hanging all that bunting.
And did I mention? Very, very sexy.
And did I mention? Very, very sexy.
And dirt reminds me of steven.
And dirt reminds me of steven.
And doesn't pat himself on the back.
And doesn't pat himself on the back.
And don't insult me with that juvie crap.
And don't insult me with that juvie crap.
And dr. Don will prove it to you by demonstrating on this attractive blonde in the front row.
And dr. Don will prove it to you by demonstrating on this attractive blonde in the front row.
And during the war, when they were sleepin',
And during the war, when they were sleepin',
And earn the respect of that woman who inexplicably loves you !
And earn the respect of that woman who inexplicably loves you !
And enjoy this beer.
And enjoy this beer.
And eric taught you by sticking m&m's to the mirror ?
And eric taught you by sticking m&m's to the mirror ?
And even if I was ever in an alley, I'd have a boy with me to protect me.
And even if I was ever in an alley, I'd have a boy with me to protect me.
And even though she does those things... with everyone,
And even though she does those things... with everyone,
And even though we broke up because you won't marry me,
And even though we broke up because you won't marry me,
And every time I go into a bedroom,
And every time I go into a bedroom,
And every time something means a lot to me, I smother it, which is why we're such a good couple.
And every time something means a lot to me, I smother it, which is why we're such a good couple.
And every time something means a lot to you, you push it away before it can push you away.
And every time something means a lot to you, you push it away before it can push you away.
And find what strange man Santa had left laying underneath my mother.
And find what strange man Santa had left laying underneath my mother.
And finished.
And finished.
And footprints heading off in that direction.
And footprints heading off in that direction.
And for a minute you may think, "hey, this is not kelso !"
And for a minute you may think, "hey, this is not kelso !"
And get 'em with you, 'cause I owe you for that time that I chucked that dead raccoon at you,
And get 'em with you, 'cause I owe you for that time that I chucked that dead raccoon at you,
And get my gosh darn fried chicken.
And get my gosh darn fried chicken.
And hate my life.
And hate my life.
And he dropped our egg on purpose just so these little sick kids could win.
And he dropped our egg on purpose just so these little sick kids could win.
And he has to pick midge.
And he has to pick midge.
And he invited me to come and see this game.
And he invited me to come and see this game.
And he knows I know he doesn't like caramel corn,
And he knows I know he doesn't like caramel corn,
And he said that the only way he'd pass you is if I'd go out on a date with him.
And he said that the only way he'd pass you is if I'd go out on a date with him.
And he wants it to be special. So it will take place in this dark room.
And he wants it to be special. So it will take place in this dark room.
And he wants you to play this after the commercial,
And he wants you to play this after the commercial,
And he was a good kid.
And he was a good kid.
And her neck just snapped.
And her neck just snapped.
And here I spent all morning applying to be an astronaut.
And here I spent all morning applying to be an astronaut.
And here I thought it was my dryer that made our clothes smell funny.
And here I thought it was my dryer that made our clothes smell funny.
And how does that fix my problem ?
And how does that fix my problem ?
And how far inside your head does it go?
And how far inside your head does it go?
And hyde and kelso dug a hole then covered it with leaves.
And hyde and kelso dug a hole then covered it with leaves.
And Hyde's sister Angie,
And Hyde's sister Angie,
And I
And I
And I also have a swiss sense of frugality.
And I also have a swiss sense of frugality.
And I always feel so sad when I see girls your age whose window to find that kind of happiness
And I always feel so sad when I see girls your age whose window to find that kind of happiness
And I am sure donna's down there bouncing around without a bra.
And I am sure donna's down there bouncing around without a bra.
And i bet the baby's cute, too.
And i bet the baby's cute, too.
And I can't believe I'm saying this to someone wearing cashmere, but,
And I can't believe I'm saying this to someone wearing cashmere, but,
And I could tell you that I've changed, but
And I could tell you that I've changed, but
And I couldn't get out.
And I couldn't get out.
And I did my part,
And I did my part,
And I didn't know what to do because I had just polished my nails and I didn't wanna
And I didn't know what to do because I had just polished my nails and I didn't wanna
And I don't have your baby.
And I don't have your baby.
And I don't like to learn new things from books.
And I don't like to learn new things from books.
And I don't want to make you miserable or anything, but
And I don't want to make you miserable or anything, but
And I don't want to wake up in 20 years and realize this was all a dream.
And I don't want to wake up in 20 years and realize this was all a dream.
And I dyed my hair because jackie destroyed my self esteem.
And I dyed my hair because jackie destroyed my self esteem.
And I failed.
And I failed.
And I felt kind of ashamed of myself.
And I felt kind of ashamed of myself.
And I figure if I get it up there, there's no way they can get it down 'cause they're too old.
And I figure if I get it up there, there's no way they can get it down 'cause they're too old.
And I figure if I'm up front with you about my intentions,
And I figure if I'm up front with you about my intentions,
And I figured, you know, the cheerleaders... they practice in here,
And I figured, you know, the cheerleaders... they practice in here,
And I finally worked up the nerve.
And I finally worked up the nerve.
And I got it. I got your mojo.
And I got it. I got your mojo.
And I gotta go sleep behind a box.
And I gotta go sleep behind a box.
And I have a high tolerance for fumes.
And I have a high tolerance for fumes.
And I have an announcement.
And I have an announcement.
And I just sympathized with her problems.
And I just sympathized with her problems.
And I just want to say,
And I just want to say,
And I kind of wanna steal it.
And I kind of wanna steal it.
And I knew being with him would piss off my mom.
And I knew being with him would piss off my mom.
And I know 28 people...
And I know 28 people...
And I know what jackie wanted to tell you.
And I know what jackie wanted to tell you.
And I love seeing how passionate you got singing "I am woman."
And I love seeing how passionate you got singing "I am woman."
And I love the way he calls himself dr. Don.
And I love the way he calls himself dr. Don.
And I mean donna.
And I mean donna.
And I never noticed it when she was living here, but she's not that interesting.
And I never noticed it when she was living here, but she's not that interesting.
And I realized that I shouldn't be mad at you.
And I realized that I shouldn't be mad at you.
And I said a record store.
And I said a record store.
And I said, "I really, really hope so."
And I said, "I really, really hope so."
And I should use my brains less and my body more.
And I should use my brains less and my body more.
And I think I heard voices.
And I think I heard voices.
And I think I've finally decided on a sensible career that's gonna provide me with a really stable future.
And I think I've finally decided on a sensible career that's gonna provide me with a really stable future.
And I think she likes me.
And I think she likes me.
And I thought we could watch the tape for the first time together.
And I thought we could watch the tape for the first time together.
And I told him to respect me for my mind and my ideas and not my looks, and he said okay.
And I told him to respect me for my mind and my ideas and not my looks, and he said okay.
And I want the room, so give it back !
And I want the room, so give it back !
And I want you to remove the smoke detectors from the back office.
And I want you to remove the smoke detectors from the back office.
And I was gonna be the slut expert.
And I was gonna be the slut expert.
And I was starting to think it was never gonna happen with you.
And I was starting to think it was never gonna happen with you.
And i will finish it later.
And i will finish it later.
And I will have my fantasy ladies.
And I will have my fantasy ladies.
And I won't do anything,
And I won't do anything,
And I...
And I...
And I'll be in there alone?
And I'll be in there alone?
And I'll go talk to eric.
And I'll go talk to eric.
And I'll just give it to you if you'll go away.
And I'll just give it to you if you'll go away.
And I'm bringing friends.
And I'm bringing friends.
And I'm fez, and just so you know, I'm the coolest guy in this gang.
And I'm fez, and just so you know, I'm the coolest guy in this gang.
And i'm gonna go to the bakery.
And i'm gonna go to the bakery.
And I'm gonna lord it over you while your butts land outside.
And I'm gonna lord it over you while your butts land outside.
And I'm gonna watch a really sad movie and I'm gonna try to come back later.
And I'm gonna watch a really sad movie and I'm gonna try to come back later.
And I'm in a really bad mood,
And I'm in a really bad mood,
And I'm not gonna let red bully me out of it. I mean, how often was I hot before?
And I'm not gonna let red bully me out of it. I mean, how often was I hot before?
And I'm not mad because you were right. I mean, we were about to make...
And I'm not mad because you were right. I mean, we were about to make...
And I'm not sure, but I don't think we know any hoffenschnoppers or hingengloobers.
And I'm not sure, but I don't think we know any hoffenschnoppers or hingengloobers.
And I'm only asking because
And I'm only asking because
And I'm really ugly.
And I'm really ugly.
And I'm sorry, but you look so hot,
And I'm sorry, but you look so hot,
And I'm sorry.
And I'm sorry.
And i'm the papa bear.
And i'm the papa bear.
And I've come to the only logical conclusion
And I've come to the only logical conclusion
And I've got my soothing, spiritual
And I've got my soothing, spiritual
And I've got nothing to worry about.
And I've got nothing to worry about.
And I've never heard you say, "I hope there's another job out there for you."
And I've never heard you say, "I hope there's another job out there for you."
And if he wants to talk, then he wants you back.
And if he wants to talk, then he wants you back.
And if I know donna,
And if I know donna,
And if I miss the mark by even a hair, your heart might explode.
And if I miss the mark by even a hair, your heart might explode.
And if it helps me get better reception,
And if it helps me get better reception,
And if not,
And if not,
And if there'll ever be peace in the middle east.
And if there'll ever be peace in the middle east.
And if you catch something, we don't have medical.
And if you catch something, we don't have medical.
And if you don't come with me right now, you are in so much trouble.
And if you don't come with me right now, you are in so much trouble.
And if you don't let Eric go to Africa,
And if you don't let Eric go to Africa,
And if you get people to believe that crap, you're gonna sell a lot of records.
And if you get people to believe that crap, you're gonna sell a lot of records.
And if you're driving home and things are a little loud,
And if you're driving home and things are a little loud,
And if you're gonna land on a diamond, it's best to land on the smallest one ever made.
And if you're gonna land on a diamond, it's best to land on the smallest one ever made.
And in a nutshell, that's what it's like to be on the debate team at a catholic high school.
And in a nutshell, that's what it's like to be on the debate team at a catholic high school.
And in a way, it did.
And in a way, it did.
And it goes a lot deeper than you might think. The whole middle school might be involved.
And it goes a lot deeper than you might think. The whole middle school might be involved.
And it is a comic book.
And it is a comic book.
And it is not good! I'm all hands!
And it is not good! I'm all hands!
And it lays, like, a thousand eggs.
And it lays, like, a thousand eggs.
And it says that keeping secrets is a sin.
And it says that keeping secrets is a sin.
And it's as true now as it was the first day of fifth grade.
And it's as true now as it was the first day of fifth grade.
And it's been over a week for us.
And it's been over a week for us.
And it's eric.
And it's eric.
And it's hard for you to say it out loud, but that you love me because I saved your life.
And it's hard for you to say it out loud, but that you love me because I saved your life.
And it's kind of weird spending our last moments together
And it's kind of weird spending our last moments together
And it's not jackie san! It's jackie! Just...
And it's not jackie san! It's jackie! Just...
And it's not to scale.
And it's not to scale.
And it's working.
And it's working.
And it's wrapped in a suit and tie.
And it's wrapped in a suit and tie.
And just watch it come.
And just watch it come.
And kelso how to do math, you can probably teach anybody anything.
And kelso how to do math, you can probably teach anybody anything.
And Kelso took the pie and fed it to Angie, and she liked it.
And Kelso took the pie and fed it to Angie, and she liked it.
And lately he's even been taking his sunglasses off inside the house.
And lately he's even been taking his sunglasses off inside the house.
And living alone can get kind of lonely, can't it ?
And living alone can get kind of lonely, can't it ?
And mail ya to the marines.
And mail ya to the marines.
And making superficial changes, this is the best way to do that.
And making superficial changes, this is the best way to do that.
And may I suggest the footing of your ass?
And may I suggest the footing of your ass?
And maybe in the car we can have a little talk about how hurtful our preconceived notions can be.
And maybe in the car we can have a little talk about how hurtful our preconceived notions can be.
And me.
And me.
And me.
And me.
And midge, who's also been to... some stores.
And midge, who's also been to... some stores.
And might I add, through no fault of my own.
And might I add, through no fault of my own.
And no funny stuff after I fall asleep.
And no funny stuff after I fall asleep.
And no one did.
And no one did.
And now "love you inside out" by the Bee Gees going out to Jackie Burkhart from Steven Hyde...
And now "love you inside out" by the Bee Gees going out to Jackie Burkhart from Steven Hyde...
And now a new hot girl is coming and taking your place.
And now a new hot girl is coming and taking your place.
And now I can never feel comfortable with my muff again.
And now I can never feel comfortable with my muff again.
And now that I have the muffler shop, they're gonna be getting in line to kiss my butt.
And now that I have the muffler shop, they're gonna be getting in line to kiss my butt.
And now we put all this pressure on it.
And now we put all this pressure on it.
And now we're stuck out here in the middle of nowhere.
And now we're stuck out here in the middle of nowhere.
And once this is done, the only thing I'll have left to remind me we almost got married will be you.
And once this is done, the only thing I'll have left to remind me we almost got married will be you.
And other stuff.
And other stuff.
And play a sexy bedroom version of marco polo.
And play a sexy bedroom version of marco polo.
And rededicate myself to feminism.
And rededicate myself to feminism.
And relatives who drive trucks.
And relatives who drive trucks.
And several times by me.
And several times by me.
And she eats bugs.
And she eats bugs.
And she only has one rule... it can't be fez.
And she only has one rule... it can't be fez.
And she was all over me.
And she was all over me.
And she's letting me pick out betsy's godparents.
And she's letting me pick out betsy's godparents.
And shoots out your eyes like worm bullets.
And shoots out your eyes like worm bullets.
And since I turned off all the outside phone lines after caller number nine,
And since I turned off all the outside phone lines after caller number nine,
And some of his crazy antics?
And some of his crazy antics?
And sometimes
And sometimes
And suck out your last lonely brain cell ?
And suck out your last lonely brain cell ?
And thank you for not letting my mom plan this, like, going away
And thank you for not letting my mom plan this, like, going away
And that is exactly what we're gonna do.
And that is exactly what we're gonna do.
And that makes you Jackie.
And that makes you Jackie.
And that pizza box is a clue.
And that pizza box is a clue.
And that was wrong
And that was wrong
And that's how you do tai chi.
And that's how you do tai chi.
And the coyotes got him along the way.
And the coyotes got him along the way.
And the last thing he needs is to be exposed to you deviants.
And the last thing he needs is to be exposed to you deviants.
And the password is...
And the password is...
And the rest of my life.
And the rest of my life.
And the sound of laughter as some children ran away with my goldfish in a bag.
And the sound of laughter as some children ran away with my goldfish in a bag.
And the sun was beating down.
And the sun was beating down.
And the water, well, the water doesn't love you.
And the water, well, the water doesn't love you.
And the way he shakes his hips !
And the way he shakes his hips !
And then he offered me a job at his station in chicago starting next week.
And then he offered me a job at his station in chicago starting next week.
And then he said, "I'm spending eric's college money on my muffler shop."
And then he said, "I'm spending eric's college money on my muffler shop."
And then I decided that I wanted to blow a bubble as big as my head.
And then I decided that I wanted to blow a bubble as big as my head.
And then I did.
And then I did.
And then I had to go and take a boiling hot shower and scrub until a little skin came off.
And then I had to go and take a boiling hot shower and scrub until a little skin came off.
And then I made the best blueberry cobbler I have ever made.
And then I made the best blueberry cobbler I have ever made.
And then I went to play some space invaders
And then I went to play some space invaders
And then it bit me, and then we both had to go and get rabies shots.
And then it bit me, and then we both had to go and get rabies shots.
And then it hatches on super bowl sunday.
And then it hatches on super bowl sunday.
And then it turned out to not be dead. And then it bit you, and you kicked it back at me,
And then it turned out to not be dead. And then it bit you, and you kicked it back at me,
And then she collapsed into the jukebox.
And then she collapsed into the jukebox.
And then she is mine.
And then she is mine.
And then sit down with me and my girl here
And then sit down with me and my girl here
And then the ants came.
And then the ants came.
And then the horse says...
And then the horse says...
And then they gave me a bible.
And then they gave me a bible.
And then they pay for your college.
And then they pay for your college.
And then they'll throw rocks at me.
And then they'll throw rocks at me.
And then through the living room here and
And then through the living room here and
And then to make sure it worked,
And then to make sure it worked,
And then we had to warm ourselves up in front of the stove because the heater was broken.
And then we had to warm ourselves up in front of the stove because the heater was broken.
And then we wait outside and sneak through the fence.
And then we wait outside and sneak through the fence.
And then we'll all pick feathers and guess who wrote them.
And then we'll all pick feathers and guess who wrote them.
And then what ?
And then what ?
And then when he didn't, I thought,
And then when he didn't, I thought,
And then when she eventually sees you,
And then when she eventually sees you,
And then when the eggs hatch, they, like, shoot out of your head like little worm bullets.
And then when the eggs hatch, they, like, shoot out of your head like little worm bullets.
And then you can get out of those uncomfortable boy things.
And then you can get out of those uncomfortable boy things.
And then you probably figured out the rest of the story.
And then you probably figured out the rest of the story.
And then you said the hingengloobers,
And then you said the hingengloobers,
And then you told all the other cheerleaders
And then you told all the other cheerleaders
And then you wind up jumping off the roof in your underpants.
And then you wind up jumping off the roof in your underpants.
And then your mother can do it.
And then your mother can do it.
And then, depending on how much steam I have left,
And then, depending on how much steam I have left,
And then, right back to me for another go around.
And then, right back to me for another go around.
And then... star in our own ice capades.
And then... star in our own ice capades.
And there's this guy named kevin where I work, and he asked me out tonight. I said yes.
And there's this guy named kevin where I work, and he asked me out tonight. I said yes.
And these truckers, they're like... they seem like great salt of the earth guys, you know ?
And these truckers, they're like... they seem like great salt of the earth guys, you know ?
And they deliver their message with a smooth, mellow sound.
And they deliver their message with a smooth, mellow sound.
And they don't use a dartboard. They just run around and throw 'em at each other.
And they don't use a dartboard. They just run around and throw 'em at each other.
And they have no idea how weird you are.
And they have no idea how weird you are.
And they just announced a concert thanksgiving night.
And they just announced a concert thanksgiving night.
And they said, "hey, fez, "want to see a pile of dead leaves ?"
And they said, "hey, fez, "want to see a pile of dead leaves ?"
And they wanna have one last blowout.
And they wanna have one last blowout.
And they're living in a neighborhood of normal people.
And they're living in a neighborhood of normal people.
And they're not strict about anything.
And they're not strict about anything.
And they're not upstairs.
And they're not upstairs.
And thoughtful and understanding
And thoughtful and understanding
And three...
And three...
And to a guy who owns a real estate company that puts her face on his signs.
And to a guy who owns a real estate company that puts her face on his signs.
And to make that beautiful, illusive dream come true,
And to make that beautiful, illusive dream come true,
And to promote it, they want to put me on a billboard
And to promote it, they want to put me on a billboard
And trust me, after the first hundred or so,
And trust me, after the first hundred or so,
And up next, some music from...
And up next, some music from...
And very, very sexy.
And very, very sexy.
And very, very vulnerable.
And very, very vulnerable.
And watch her grow
And watch her grow
And we also need a hamster that's not afraid of heights or being blown up.
And we also need a hamster that's not afraid of heights or being blown up.
And we both know the only ice you like is in your cocktails.
And we both know the only ice you like is in your cocktails.
And we chose well. Mike and cookie were good people.
And we chose well. Mike and cookie were good people.
And we have a business to run.
And we have a business to run.
And we're wasting our time fighting.
And we're wasting our time fighting.
And welcome to the full half hour of "slut or not."
And welcome to the full half hour of "slut or not."
And when I say : "choose between pam and midge",
And when I say : "choose between pam and midge",
And when I say : "kitty and I", I mean just kitty.
And when I say : "kitty and I", I mean just kitty.
And when I say, "a guy like you," I mean you, specifically.
And when I say, "a guy like you," I mean you, specifically.
And when we needed to get away,
And when we needed to get away,
And why can't that one person be your very own son?
And why can't that one person be your very own son?
And why has she been passing out dress code memos to my employees?
And why has she been passing out dress code memos to my employees?
And will they teach me how they did it ?
And will they teach me how they did it ?
And with a tear in his eye, he said, he said...
And with a tear in his eye, he said, he said...
And with Michael, that's all we do,
And with Michael, that's all we do,
And without all the smoke machines and lasers,
And without all the smoke machines and lasers,
And won't be back till cinco de mayo, whenever that is.
And won't be back till cinco de mayo, whenever that is.
And write down something you're thankful for.
And write down something you're thankful for.
And yet you turn out to be a bottomless deviant.
And yet you turn out to be a bottomless deviant.
And you and your sister get along so well.
And you and your sister get along so well.
And you are ?
And you are ?
And you are about to read a book that my foot wrote.
And you are about to read a book that my foot wrote.
And you are in luck because I got the new issue of "cosmo."
And you are in luck because I got the new issue of "cosmo."
And you chuck things at passersby.
And you chuck things at passersby.
And you don't really want to hurt hyde ?
And you don't really want to hurt hyde ?
And you just said, "please, go ahead. "Take my son's college money and use it on a muffler shop" ?
And you just said, "please, go ahead. "Take my son's college money and use it on a muffler shop" ?
And you know each other so well. It's like you have your own language.
And you know each other so well. It's like you have your own language.
And you know what else is a very good idea?
And you know what else is a very good idea?
And you know what happened?
And you know what happened?
And you know what that magnificent boy did ?
And you know what that magnificent boy did ?
And you know what?
And you know what?
And you never even saw me.
And you never even saw me.
And you told me I'd have a fur coat by winter. People say a lot of things.
And you told me I'd have a fur coat by winter. People say a lot of things.
And you were able to untie yourself and get away?
And you were able to untie yourself and get away?
And you were the getaway driver?
And you were the getaway driver?
And you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of my imagination.
And you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of my imagination.
And you won't be if you follow the plan I gave you,
And you won't be if you follow the plan I gave you,
And you...
And you...
And you're always saying how I gotta get out of this town, how I gotta start my life.
And you're always saying how I gotta get out of this town, how I gotta start my life.
And you're funny and sweet.
And you're funny and sweet.
And you're listening to the new and improved Hot Donna,
And you're listening to the new and improved Hot Donna,
And you're no better,
And you're no better,
And you're right. You have raised some fine young men.
And you're right. You have raised some fine young men.
And you're wearing a go, darth vader jersey.
And you're wearing a go, darth vader jersey.
And you've been broken up with a lot,
And you've been broken up with a lot,
And you've got one...
And you've got one...
And your fondness for mooning the camera.
And your fondness for mooning the camera.
And your girlfriend was a humiliating wackadoo.
And your girlfriend was a humiliating wackadoo.
And your little sunglasses are gonna get all fogged up.
And your little sunglasses are gonna get all fogged up.
And,
And,
And, honey,
And, honey,
And, kelso, there's something I want to say to you...
And, kelso, there's something I want to say to you...
And, ms. Forman, god, you get younger every time I see you.
And, ms. Forman, god, you get younger every time I see you.
And, no, I don't count.
And, no, I don't count.
And, son, I want you to know that
And, son, I want you to know that
And, uh,
And, uh,
And, uh, I
And, uh, I
And, uh, I think I know exactly what might get you back in the mood...
And, uh, I think I know exactly what might get you back in the mood...
And, um, and then I came here to watch the show.
And, um, and then I came here to watch the show.
And, W.B., This is bob, who's also done some work in retail,
And, W.B., This is bob, who's also done some work in retail,
And, weirdly, bob.
And, weirdly, bob.
And, yes.
And, yes.
Anger, fury, rage, super rage, and, finally,
Anger, fury, rage, super rage, and, finally,
Angie just broke up with me.
Angie just broke up with me.
Angie totally set me up, man.
Angie totally set me up, man.
Angie went out with Kelso?
Angie went out with Kelso?
Angie,
Angie,
Angie, the only reason this gang formed was because no one would let us into their gang.
Angie, the only reason this gang formed was because no one would let us into their gang.
Angie, what the hell?!
Angie, what the hell?!
Angie, you're cute as a button, but you burn like a botard.
Angie, you're cute as a button, but you burn like a botard.
Angie.
Angie.
Angie...
Angie...
Angie's best friend is hyde.
Angie's best friend is hyde.
Any idea what she wanted to talk to me about at the record store the other day?
Any idea what she wanted to talk to me about at the record store the other day?
Any place without a gorilla charging at you should be paradise.
Any place without a gorilla charging at you should be paradise.
Any plans you had with me,
Any plans you had with me,
Any questions?
Any questions?
Any tricks to doing a pull up ?
Any tricks to doing a pull up ?
Anyhoo, I bought a hammock and put it up in the den 'cause it's too cold outside.
Anyhoo, I bought a hammock and put it up in the den 'cause it's too cold outside.
Anymore.
Anymore.
Anyone lose a baby ?
Anyone lose a baby ?
Anything else!
Anything else!
Anything wrong you do,
Anything wrong you do,
Anything you think the government's not doing, they are doing.
Anything you think the government's not doing, they are doing.
Anything, to wrap up and give away at the party.
Anything, to wrap up and give away at the party.
Anything.
Anything.
Anyway,
Anyway,
Anyway, donna here is looking for some college scholarships.
Anyway, donna here is looking for some college scholarships.
Anyway, fez, maybe you can stay in laurie's room.
Anyway, fez, maybe you can stay in laurie's room.
Anyway, that's the plan. We came up with it this morning.
Anyway, that's the plan. We came up with it this morning.
Anyway, um,
Anyway, um,
Anyway, what do you say we, uh, slap a spare tire on this sucker, huh ?
Anyway, what do you say we, uh, slap a spare tire on this sucker, huh ?
Anyway, what I was thinking is, while I'm gone, you could run the record store.
Anyway, what I was thinking is, while I'm gone, you could run the record store.
Anyway..
Anyway..
Anyways,
Anyways,
Apparently to him.
Apparently to him.
Apparently, gorilla land.
Apparently, gorilla land.
Apple fritter.
Apple fritter.
Are they looking for an entry level hobo?
Are they looking for an entry level hobo?
Are they no good?
Are they no good?
Are they outside ?
Are they outside ?
Are they spiritual?
Are they spiritual?
Are we back on this again?
Are we back on this again?
Are we still walking from the car?
Are we still walking from the car?
Are you accusing me of stealing ?
Are you accusing me of stealing ?
Are you beginning to see the influence that they have on people ?
Are you beginning to see the influence that they have on people ?
Are you boys ready to try?
Are you boys ready to try?
Are you closed yet or what? I've been waiting in the parking lot forever.
Are you closed yet or what? I've been waiting in the parking lot forever.
Are you crazy? We have to start unloading records.
Are you crazy? We have to start unloading records.
Are you crying ?
Are you crying ?
Are you dating, or can You see other people?
Are you dating, or can You see other people?
Are you even engaged?
Are you even engaged?
Are you Fenton ?
Are you Fenton ?
Are you kidding, man?
Are you kidding, man?
Are you kidding, yes!
Are you kidding, yes!
Are you lurking behind everything?
Are you lurking behind everything?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you out of your puny mind?
Are you out of your puny mind?
Are you seriously telling me that if jackie and i wanted to play fight, we couldn't?
Are you seriously telling me that if jackie and i wanted to play fight, we couldn't?
Are you still mad about this whole africa thing ?
Are you still mad about this whole africa thing ?
Are you still there?
Are you still there?
Are you supposed to be the guy that works his ass off ?
Are you supposed to be the guy that works his ass off ?
Are you sure this is for neck pain ?
Are you sure this is for neck pain ?
Are you sure this is your house ?
Are you sure this is your house ?
Are you sure you're okay being here with hyde ?
Are you sure you're okay being here with hyde ?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you telling me that's not a line?
Are you telling me that's not a line?
Are you with me?
Are you with me?
Aren't we getting a little old for this whole dance?
Aren't we getting a little old for this whole dance?
Aren't you afraid you'll get arrested ?
Aren't you afraid you'll get arrested ?
Aren't you gonna take her with you ?
Aren't you gonna take her with you ?
Argh! I'm a monster!
Argh! I'm a monster!
Around here, I'm the whipping boy. Not you, me.
Around here, I'm the whipping boy. Not you, me.
Art Garfunkel is white.
Art Garfunkel is white.
As friends?
As friends?
As if jackie burkhart weren't special at all.
As if jackie burkhart weren't special at all.
As we like to call ourselves, the Lopps.
As we like to call ourselves, the Lopps.
As well as the affairs of the heart.
As well as the affairs of the heart.
Asphalt hand one minute,
Asphalt hand one minute,
At holiday time, we say
At holiday time, we say
At least that didn't stop me from making it out of point place.
At least that didn't stop me from making it out of point place.
At least that didn't stop me from making it out of point place.
At least that didn't stop me from making it out of point place.
At least we're still together. I'll see you later.
At least we're still together. I'll see you later.
At leastit was fair.
At leastit was fair.
At one point, it was like he had five extra fingers.
At one point, it was like he had five extra fingers.
At the last navy picnic, we got teamed up for the egg toss.
At the last navy picnic, we got teamed up for the egg toss.
At the pink floyd concert. Yeah, there is a lot,
At the pink floyd concert. Yeah, there is a lot,
At the radio station?
At the radio station?
Aw, jeez !
Aw, jeez !
Aw, no, you're putting me in jail?
Aw, no, you're putting me in jail?
Awesome! Eric ate pee tos!
Awesome! Eric ate pee tos!
Awesome.
Awesome.
Awesome. He's not worried about his head. Let's aim it at his head.
Awesome. He's not worried about his head. Let's aim it at his head.
B because you owe me.
B because you owe me.
Babies love me, man,
Babies love me, man,
Baby ? No one mentioned they had a baby.
Baby ? No one mentioned they had a baby.
Back from your date so soon, huh ?
Back from your date so soon, huh ?
Back off! They're mine! They're all mine!
Back off! They're mine! They're all mine!
Bad news, hyde.
Bad news, hyde.
Bad news, Kitty. I went by the police station to pick up the toys.
Bad news, Kitty. I went by the police station to pick up the toys.
Bad news. I, uh...
Bad news. I, uh...
Basicly, just consist of her saying a word "Africa" a lot.
Basicly, just consist of her saying a word "Africa" a lot.
Be there by 6:00 for the champagne toast.
Be there by 6:00 for the champagne toast.
Beans?
Beans?
Bears, boo !
Bears, boo !
Because after you stole Jackie from me, we made a pact not to interfere with each other's pursuit of a chick.
Because after you stole Jackie from me, we made a pact not to interfere with each other's pursuit of a chick.
Because even though I'm a rough ne'er do well,
Because even though I'm a rough ne'er do well,
Because fez won't promise not to show us his wee wee.
Because fez won't promise not to show us his wee wee.
Because frankly, I don't have much to offer.
Because frankly, I don't have much to offer.
Because he really likes you,
Because he really likes you,
Because he should know better by now.
Because he should know better by now.
Because he's a big dum Dum.
Because he's a big dum Dum.
Because he's an incredibly immature jerk who can't commit to a future with me.
Because he's an incredibly immature jerk who can't commit to a future with me.
Because I don't like that he didn't wave to me in atlantic city.
Because I don't like that he didn't wave to me in atlantic city.
Because I don't want you to be sad the whole night.
Because I don't want you to be sad the whole night.
Because I don't want you to go.
Because I don't want you to go.
Because I got rhythm, baby.
Because I got rhythm, baby.
Because I have a girlfriend.
Because I have a girlfriend.
Because I have a ticket.
Because I have a ticket.
Because I have a very funny story about a cheeto that looked just like jesus.
Because I have a very funny story about a cheeto that looked just like jesus.
Because I know meeting your dad meant a lot to you.
Because I know meeting your dad meant a lot to you.
Because I love hair on the head, on the body, on floor, and if there's one in my salad, I enjoy it more.
Because I love hair on the head, on the body, on floor, and if there's one in my salad, I enjoy it more.
Because I wouldn't have even been in the basement last night when jackie came over
Because I wouldn't have even been in the basement last night when jackie came over
Because I'm not, Steven!
Because I'm not, Steven!
Because I'm teaching summer school P. E. To a bunch of botards.
Because I'm teaching summer school P. E. To a bunch of botards.
Because if it is, you'd better go catch it. Ah burn!
Because if it is, you'd better go catch it. Ah burn!
Because it's really important to him...
Because it's really important to him...
Because my very own son can't do anything.
Because my very own son can't do anything.
Because otherwise I'd be naked.
Because otherwise I'd be naked.
Because she is a lady !
Because she is a lady !
Because someone wants to hurt the president, that's why.
Because someone wants to hurt the president, that's why.
Because that's what friends do.
Because that's what friends do.
Because the cosmos has ordained dr. Don to make people feel good.
Because the cosmos has ordained dr. Don to make people feel good.
Because the more you work, the less I have to.
Because the more you work, the less I have to.
Because without food, you'll die first.
Because without food, you'll die first.
Because you cannot eat a lady's pie and then not let her son into the school.
Because you cannot eat a lady's pie and then not let her son into the school.
Because you claim the change guy touched you weird.
Because you claim the change guy touched you weird.
Because you have to believe, Kitty...
Because you have to believe, Kitty...
Because you still love him ?
Because you still love him ?
Because you're a looney tune.
Because you're a looney tune.
Because you're so amazing and incredible
Because you're so amazing and incredible
Because... burn !!!
Because... burn !!!
Beer !
Beer !
Beer. My dad owns a beer warehouse.
Beer. My dad owns a beer warehouse.
Before the skyline was ever built.
Before the skyline was ever built.
Before you start in on him, let me just say,
Before you start in on him, let me just say,
Behind the pillar, concourse "A."
Behind the pillar, concourse "A."
Beholden to no comb.
Beholden to no comb.
Being in america
Being in america
Being the boss' son means never having to say, "you'll have it by the end of the day."
Being the boss' son means never having to say, "you'll have it by the end of the day."
Believe in Christmas.
Believe in Christmas.
Believe me, if things don't work out with Angie, I'm on the next flight out.
Believe me, if things don't work out with Angie, I'm on the next flight out.
Bent over a table with our naked butts in the air.
Bent over a table with our naked butts in the air.
Besides, I happen to know that she does wear underwear.
Besides, I happen to know that she does wear underwear.
Besides, that room's for me and betsy.
Besides, that room's for me and betsy.
Besides, you used to roller disco with jackie.
Besides, you used to roller disco with jackie.
Best cobbler ever.
Best cobbler ever.
Best friends offering to help each other.
Best friends offering to help each other.
Best legs and now godmother ?
Best legs and now godmother ?
Best side kick Robin or Aqualad?
Best side kick Robin or Aqualad?
Betsy ?
Betsy ?
Betsy. My daughter.
Betsy. My daughter.
Better those kids suffer emotional damage than I look bad in front of the Lopps.
Better those kids suffer emotional damage than I look bad in front of the Lopps.
Big news from the salon I just shampooed Marie,
Big news from the salon I just shampooed Marie,
Black sabbath's been sold out for weeks.
Black sabbath's been sold out for weeks.
Bob ? Bob, are you okay ?
Bob ? Bob, are you okay ?
Bob Pinciotti.We went out that time.
Bob Pinciotti.We went out that time.
Bob statue.
Bob statue.
Bob,
Bob,
Bob,
Bob,
Bob, I'll tell you what my gimmick is gonna be.
Bob, I'll tell you what my gimmick is gonna be.
Bob, they know me.
Bob, they know me.
Bob, what are you doing here ?
Bob, what are you doing here ?
Bob?
Bob?
Bonnie !
Bonnie !
Bottle rocket friday nights are over.
Bottle rocket friday nights are over.
Bought me a muffler.
Bought me a muffler.
Boy, am I glad you showed up. It's a lot of pressure being the only good looking one in the room.
Boy, am I glad you showed up. It's a lot of pressure being the only good looking one in the room.
Boy, have I got big news.
Boy, have I got big news.
Boy, if she looks anything like you, she'll be way outta my league.
Boy, if she looks anything like you, she'll be way outta my league.
Boy, that sounds like fun.
Boy, that sounds like fun.
Boys and girls, I'm sorry.
Boys and girls, I'm sorry.
Boys never grow up.
Boys never grow up.
Boys, need anything else ?
Boys, need anything else ?
Braver and...
Braver and...
Breast milk ?
Breast milk ?
Bring back swing music.
Bring back swing music.
Bringing their only daughter a glimpse Of happiness for the first time in her life.
Bringing their only daughter a glimpse Of happiness for the first time in her life.
Brings inside the guy who's waiting outside. You got it ?
Brings inside the guy who's waiting outside. You got it ?
Brooke finally let me take care of betsy.
Brooke finally let me take care of betsy.
Brooke is gonna let me have betsy on the weekends.
Brooke is gonna let me have betsy on the weekends.
Brooke, did you have the baby yet?
Brooke, did you have the baby yet?
Brooke, uh... about betsy.
Brooke, uh... about betsy.
Brooke!
Brooke!
Bubble gum ice cream?
Bubble gum ice cream?
Bulking up for the winter?
Bulking up for the winter?
Burn !
Burn !
Burn!
Burn!