Doctor Who - Season 9 Edit

A 50% chance.

A BETTER life form.

A bit mad,

A bit murder y, sure, but even so!

A bit of shame never hurt anyone.

A box with everything I need.

A box.

A case could be made that this is an asset,

A child...

A choice?

A commander came. She turned me back!

A confession dial is a ritual act of purification.

A conversation needs to be had about who owns this spaceship.

A danger to all of us.

A daughter might've seen who killed her mother.

A death is required. It is only way the amulet works.

A direct order of your President!

A doozy!

A few minutes go by. And then...

A friendship older than your civilisation,

A galaxy, a life.

A game everybody else has lost.

A golden age of peace, harmony and industry...

A good death is the best anyone can hope for...

A good death? Is that the best they can hope for?

A good doctor.

A guilty man destined to die?

A hologram.

A hybrid, if you like.

A junior school?

A large percentage of the population of the UK.

A lion man!

A little bit of regeneration energy.

A little work and it could be done.

A long time ago, there was a student at the Academy.

A lot of screaming and running and bleeding.

A lure and a trap.

A man should belong, Doctor.

A man should have a race.

A man who hasn't slept for five years...

A medieval queen? How exciting.

A musical instrument is not an axe.

A mutant in a tank that would never, ever stop.

A neural block.

A new ghost, oh, no, no, no, no...

A new life form!

A people. An allegiance.

A political awakening?

A pulse, yeah?

A saying?

A shopping centre, south London.

A smelly old uncle / family pet / genius scientist

A song you can't stop humming, even after you die.

A sonic trowel... You realise how ridiculous that sounds?

A splinter of time in the skin.

A story to save a town,

A Time Lady, to show you how it works.

A Time Lord confession dial, I believe.

A very old one, going by the mix of technology.

A very, very dangerous secret and it needs to be kept!

A very, very long time.

A very... nasty idea.

A war that wouldn't end a thousand years of fighting,

A what?

A whole bunch of new cruel people

Aaargh!

Aah!

Abandoned by the one man who should know what eternity feels like.

About half a mile that way?

Above it, on the other hand...

According to my journals... hell.

According to the Doctor, you can tell us something about

According to the stories, there's a secret way out.

According to the stories.

According to them,

According to this data, we're the only ones left alive on this station.

According to you, this is where the Doctor is.

Across both sectors.

Act as if you know their plan,

Actually, that would be me. I represent Vector Petroleum.

Actually...

Admit Davros! Admit the creator.

Admit it. You've all had this exact nightmare.

Adrenaline. Testosterone...

Advantage me!

Affirmative.

Afraid of what? Of whom?

After all this time, after everything I've done,

After all you've done.

After the Great Catastrophe, there was a tectonic realignment.

After the murders, they started banding together.

AGGRESSIVE HISSING

Ah ah! What are you doing?!

Ah ha!

Ah, listen to your little hearts beat!

Ah, London! Perpetual city, cradle of culture, here we come!

Ah, no, he didn't tell anyone anything.

Ah, see? Not just pirates. SPACE pirates!

Ah, that's what we need!

Ah, there is nowhere new under the sun!

Ah, well, 439 nuclear power stations currently active.

Ah, well, I'm inconsistent.

Ah, well, I've had a good innings.

Ah, well, that was a lie put about by the Shabogans.

Ah, yes, your body print.

Ah, yes. Of course.

Ah!

Ah! OK.

Ah! What, what, what?

Ah.

Ah. You.

Ah...

Aim at the Doctor.

ALARM BLARES

ALARM BLARES

Albar Prentis, Funeral Director.

Albar Prentis, Funeral Director.

Alert! Alert! The infirmary is breached.

Alert. I cannot control.

All beamed from the sonic glasses.

All blind and squelchy and out of their tiny minds

All computers do that in the end. You wait until the internet starts.

All coppery smelling round the edges, a tiny bit sexy.

All exclusively programmed to kill him.

All I have to find is some energy.

All I want is to bring the Knightmare to justice.

All my life, I've known that.

All non military personnel, please, step away from the Doctor.

All of that knocking, but it's never for you.

All of the future, all of history,

All of you, stay back from them!

All of you, stop it, right now.

All of you!

All of you!

All praise Davros,

All praise Davros! All praise Davros!

All praise Davros.

All right, all right,

All right, calm down!

All right. Sorry.

All that matters is that Osgood lives.

All the elevators I can find.

All the other names I chose died with whoever knew me.

All these people here, they're like smoke,

All those death defying sc****s,

All those sad songs. All those lullabies.

All those skulls!

All traitors will die.

All you have to do is add energy.

All you're doing is giving her hope.

ALL: Dude!

ALL: Dude!

ALL: Dude!

ALL: Dude!

ALL: Dudes!

All... Matrix prophecies concur

Almost 30 pounds.

Almost got drowned as a witch for my troubles

Alone?

Alone.

Alone...

Also unfortunate he's being stalked by, oh,

Altering the time settings so they can go about uninhibited,

Alternatively, you could step away from that box,

Although one isn't actually a star but the Orion Nebula,

Although you are currently conscious and aware,

Although, at the risk of starting a bidding war, you could enslave me.

Always closer.

Always EXACTLY then!

Always mercy.

Always right.

Always so hungry.

Always the teacher. What's the right question, then?

Always then.

Always walk briskly.

Always.

Always... then.

Am I a good man?

Am I lying to you?

Am I lying to you?

Am I right?

Am I right?

Am I spoiling the magic? I work at this stuff, you know?

Amazing writer, brilliant comic observer,

Amnesia drug. Your pre frontal cortex is marinating in it.

Among several billion trigger happy mini tanks for centuries.

An ancient amulet from foreign parts.

An ancient Greek talisman which wards off evil

An army like yours, it lives or dies on its reputation its story.

An electronic signal that affects the sleep centres of the brain.

An electronic signal that's contained in this recording.

An hour.

Anah.

Ancient. Inoperable.

And a cowardly alien,

And a death in battle is a death with honour.

And a few prerecorded phrases thrown in.

And a mounting sense of futility.

And a mummy on the Orient Express.

And a puppet from a nightmare.

And a selection of items you can oppress me with.

And a world to keep safe.

And a young woman so very similar to him.

And above all, don't tell her WHAT it is.

And accompany us to the capital.

And all Daleks shall drink the blood of Gallifrey.

And all manner of visitors drop in.

And all of the universe?

And all those skulls in the water...

And all you need for energy...

And another!

And another... and another...

And are now living amongst us.

And at least I can say I lived mine to the full.

And at the exact moment

And back to Triton. And then, they'll spread.

And became the most warlike race in the galaxy.

And because sometimes, on a good day...

AND because whatever song I heard first thing in the morning,

And become one of the new generation of Wide Awakes!

And cannot be altered.

And certainly of shame.

And chaos across the universe like ripples on a pond.

And contemplate friendship.

And destroy a billion billion hearts to heal its own.

And do you know what you do with all that pain?

And do you know what you're looking for?

And down the corridor to your right. This last bit is down to you.

And drained their weapons banks.

And every place I go, it will be there.

And every time they kill one of us...

And everyone back on Triton.

And everyone, really.

And find whoever put me here in the first place,

And for God's sake, don't let her into your memories!

And generally establish happiness all over the place.

And get a second opinion.

And get killed or drowned, if you want.

And God knows what else.

And guess what?

And he asked the Mayor to call HIM a doctor.

And he asks this shepherd's boy...

And he loves to make an entrance.

And he swore the Knightmare was heading in this direction.

And he's certainly not your employer's.

And here it is, the Black Archive.

And here you are at the end.

And here's some news, this just in

And his nose is so big that...

And history continues with barely a feather ruffled.

And humans, too...

And I believe you are not carrying your sonic device.

And I didn't get back till after midnight. No one saw me all day.

And I don't have my own personal tailor.

And I fear no hangman in Christendom!

And I have also introduced the word dude several centuries early.

And I haven't even got out of my chair.

And I need you to coordinate the Operation Double locations.

And I promise that I won't tell anyone... that you're a human.

And I run to the other extreme,

And I save people.

And I think I detected some baby leakage on his jacket,

And I think I might be a bit more dead in a minute.

And I think it's something terrible.

And I was going to make them bring you back.

And I will end you, and everything you love.

And I will mourn your deaths,

And I will never, ever stop.

And I will never, ever stop.

And I will sing for you.

And I'd like a Ferrari. What about a Ferrari?

And I'll do what I always do.

And I'm an excellent house breaker.

And I'm going to explain to you how I survived.

And I'm going to need eight snipers.

And I'm going to say them now...

And I'm hoping, for all of our sakes, that it was a trick.

And I'm in the same time zone.

And I'm on my way.

And I'm stuck here.

And I'm supposed to believe that you've turned good?

And I'm the Doctor.

And I'm trapped inside it.

And if anyone happens to be listening,

And if he does...

And if they ask you who I am,

And if we don't get together and stop it,

And if you don't tell me the exact and complete truth,

And if you ever are, always make amends.

And in all of that time,

And infinitely more complex.

And it is over.

And it is time for us to conclude our business together.

And it is...

And it just moons around like a love sick puppy!

And it makes a fella think, because you know what, if all I have

And it was beautiful.

And it's absolute, apparently. Look, she controls the raven,

And it's coming for us.

And it's flooding the base.

And it's highly unlikely I will have come alone.

And just and fair, when you have finally got it

And live out their lives in their new bodies in peace and harmony...

And look at him now.

And maybe we should use this TARDIS to find my proper one.

And most of my dignity.

And most of the data was with...

And my company has bought the rights to all assets...

And my own life is prolonged.

And neither is mine.

And no memory of the last 24 hours

And no one will fear you again.

And no one will.

And nobody remembers dying.

And nothing's going to stop us!

And now he sees it.

And now I want to live more than ever.

And now I've found someone who can set me free.

And now in accordance with Arcateenian custom,

And NOW it is time for you to DIE!

And now it's gone!

And now there's three of them.

And now we are going to begin the war...

And now we've got the writing.

And now you ask me a personal question?

And now your day of reward

And now, we are going to begin the war.

And now?

And obviously you knew that wasn't real.

And once we turn on each other in here, that's it.

And one day he thinks, What's the point of having a time machine

And one of the engines started up and then Moran got...

And one of us...

And one step ahead.

And play it every year at the Christmas party, OR...

And pretty much straightaway started trying to kill us.

And protects those in death on their journey to an afterlife?

And say goodbye to his family.

And saying the chamber will open?

And sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain...

And she told me something very important,

And shot her down.

And some of your best rowers.

And sometimes, if you're very lucky,

And stand in its ruins...

And strictly among ourselves, a phenomenal kisser.

And suddenly,

And talk with confidence,

And that is not a space station.

And that is not Odin's sign.

And that keeps us safe.

And that's all the help you're getting.

And that's only correct.

And that's when we realised the ghosts couldn't come in here.

And the ceasefire will stand.

And the currents of the water must have shifted the rubble around.

And the Mire come back.

And the only reason I created my ghost hologram in the first place

And the others, I must regrettably assume them to be deceased.

And the power cells for the engine.

And the real time envelope will reassemble right here.

And the rest of the planet, the whole thing,

And the shepherd's boy says...

And the shepherd's boy says...

And the shepherd's boy...

And the stars...

And the universe is pretty much over, so, yeah, quite a lot.

And the Wraiths spoke to you about the Hybrid.

And then die. It's not fair.

And then it's too late.

And then kill him.

And then there'd be new food sources.

And then they make Sandmen, they conglomerate.

And then we all go home. Keep your politics to yourself, OK?

And then we reveal I've got the chronolock, not you, and boom!

And then we will destroy Morpheus forever.

And then word went round these primitives...

And then you're going to negotiate the most perfect treaty of all time.

And then, one day, one of them changed.

And then, there's this.

And then, when we confront Ashildr,

And there are no markings on the wall.

And there was this gang boss and he wanted to kill you.

And there's so very much of both.

And they are mine.

And they never did.

And they took provisions.

And they were... They were odd.

And they would.

And they'd better not be scratched.

And they'll all come home.

And they're by lift shaft seven.

And they're coming up the pipes.

And they've sent through another video.

And they've stolen the location of every Zygon on Earth.

And they've stolen the location of every Zygon on Earth.

And three possible versions of Atlantis.

And to find answers.

And today, you were sent packing

And turn them into electromagnetic projections.

And turn them into transmitters.

And turning them into transmitters.

And very nearly unique, of course.

And we can never come back here because you, Miss Oswald, decided...

And we can't go back out there because the Sandmen will get us.

And we couldn't fight them.

And we just need the code.

And we waited.

And we will crush you on the field of battle.

And we'll have to listen to how he did it.

And we're doing hugging now, too I can't keep up.

And we're off! Fingers on buzzers! Are you feeling lucky?

And we're to be their food

And wear their faces.

And what am I going to find? What's in the Osgood box?

And whatever they're trying to do, I'm going to... stop it!

And when I close my eyes...

And when this war is over,

And when you open up the box, you'll see I'm not lying.

And when you say it, do you believe it?

And when you see it ringing, if it's safe to do so, go out and answer it.

And why power down the grav shields when he did?

And will begin preparations to destroy Le Verrier station.

And with 20 million shape changing Zygons

And yes, I can remove the chronolock.

And yet, still... still I am not brave enough to die,

And you are not patrolling the ceasefire.

And you are the only one who can do this.

And you can burn it all, for ever and ever and ever.

And you can stop it happening to you.

And you can watch it through the little round porthole,

And you can't fight them, not with soldiers.

And you could stand your revolution down.

And you don't put your fingers anywhere near them.

And you get locked up every night,

And you know all about those, don't you?

And you know it's a technology from a civilisation

And you lot assume it's a copyright infringement.

And you say this...

And you want me to throw it away?

And you will answer.

And you will have also noticed that...

And you will never have to leave it,

And you will step away, if you wish to take another breath.

And you'll still be gone.

And you're not sure you can win.

And you're sure the Doctor won't just leave us here?

And you're willing to risk all of time and space

And you're winking at me.

And you're...

And you've got any kind of a problem with that,

And your anger, and your...

And your friends.

And your never giving up,

And, apparently, my plane is never going to land

And, apparently, whatever those things are out there.

And, my friend...

And... freeze.

Another ghost has appeared.

Another ghost has appeared. What does it mean?

Another reality...

Another spade?

Another thing he has

Answer it. Say goodbye.

Answer?

Any clues as to how I die?

Any living thing in this world, including my family and friends,

Any living thing in this world, including my family and friends,

Any minute now...

Any questions?

Any race is capable of the best and the worst.

Any second now, you're going to stop that countdown.

Anyone in that village would have died for you.

Anyone who can put all of this together and steal my bad dreams,

Anything else I should know?

Anyway, I should get started.

Anyway, she got an A and so...

Anyway, you'll see. He...

Apparently motionless in the sky...

Apparently we have a security breach.

Apparently, you think you're going to die tomorrow.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Approaching target at 1 00 65 12. Confirm strike order.

Are all of you back?

Are all the bells ringing?

Are all the bells ringing?

Are there birds here?

Are they now?

Are we very, very clear?

Are you a Medieval...?

Are you a Renaissance...?

Are you all right, sir?

Are you all right?

Are you crew?

Are you enjoying that?!

Are you going to live in houses? Do you want people to go to work?

Are you going to save me?

Are you going to save me?

Are you going to tell me what you're brooding about?

Are you kidding? Me? Of course I understand.

Are you looking for her?

Are you lying? Are you lying to me, Doctor?

Are you never going to travel with me again, because I said a thing?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you phoning me with your backside again,

Are you ready to be a god?

Are you ready to play the game? Who's going to be quickest?

Are you ready, Doctor?

Are you ready?

Are you really the Doctor? I'm a huge fan!

Are you so dangerous, little man?

Are you still scared?

Are you still there?

Are you sure it wasn't someone from the street?

Are you sure?

Are you the enemy?

Argh, this day couldn't get any worse!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Around the corner to your right.

As commander of the armed forces of Gallifrey,

As far as they're concerned, everyone's a traitor.

As far as you're concerned, this is the most dangerous street in London.

As God is my Highwayman.

As I have slaughtered billions of your race.

As if it's something strange. It's not.

As if the rooms are all jumbled up.

As of this moment, I am answerable to no one!

As socks or smartphones and badgers

As soon as you brought me and the chamber on board, it connected

As the android weapons, right?

As their hearts beat, so does mine.

As would we all.

As you come into this world,

Ashildr said Anah was being taken home for burial.

Ashildr, daughter of Einarr.

Ashildr, daughter of Einarr.

Ashildr, given we're all going to forget this conversation anyway,

Ashildr, please.

Ashildr!

Ashildr!

Ashildr!

Ashildr?

Ashildr?

Ashildr? What's going on?

Ashildr...

Ashildr...

Ashildr...

Ashildr's right, you see? We're too alike.

Ask her some details. She's a copy

Ask me what I want.

Ask me what I want.

Ask something only your mum could know.

Ask yourself, is this a war you really want?

Assist Davros! Assist!

Assist me!

At any cost. We want a home.

At ease.

At last, we can get out of here.

At least give him a merciful death.

At least I show my face, what's wrong with yours?

At the end of everything,

At the end of everything, one must expect the company of immortals.

At the extreme end of the time continuum, for its own protection.

At the very end of your time stream to request your help.

Attacked

Automated room service.

Away.

Aye, Satan's sidekick, me.

Aye!

Aye...

Azbantium.

Babies think that laughter is singing, did you know that?

Babies.

Back to before the flood.

Back to normal, am I?

Back to the beginning, I should think.

Back to the TARDIS. I need to talk to Clara.

Back, get back.

Balm of hurt minds,

Barring accidents,

Based on crisis points, anomalies, anachronisms, keywords.

Basically, my place.

Basically, turns them inside out.

Basically, yes, I do.

Basil.

Battlefield medical kit.

Be a Doctor.

Be careful what you wish for.

Be it ours... or someone else's.

Be more specific. Who are you?

Be subtle, Colony Sarff

Beaming out to someone or something across the universe, over and over.

Beat it.

Because he always assumes he's going to win.

Because he refuses to use Morpheus.

Because he's clever.

Because I have a better theory.

Because I hid.

Because I just found out why it's called an Osgood box.

Because I kept it beating.

Because I think this village just declared war on them.

Because I want to get you to see, and I'm almost there!

Because I would never kill you.

Because I'm incredibly clever.

Because I'm not the first prisoner here, am I?!

Because I've been where you have.

Because I've got a duty of care.

Because if Clara Oswald is really dead...

Because if it is, that means the ceasefire is breaking...

Because if you make up the right story,

Because it might matter...

Because it wouldn't be good.

Because it's always the same.

Because it's getting closer to you.

Because it's not a game, Kate.

Because it's the only way.

Because it's trying to scare me!

Because killing us would start a fight

Because of this.

Because that's just exactly what we're looking for.

Because that's what my ghost had said.

Because the Doctor is in danger.

Because the Time Lords are very clever. It doesn't matter.

Because then you really do see ghosts.

Because there isn't a question to answer. I don't accept it.

Because we know summer can't last forever.

Because we're asking,

Because we're time travellers and that's how we roll.

Because what's the one thing that gods never do?

Because when you hit the area around a trap street,

Because you abandoned me to it.

Because you are hated.

Because you can look into his past and you can see it.

Because you find yourself talking to someone you just saw dead on a slab.

Because you have a disadvantage, Zygella.

Because you miss her.

Because you should never believe a man about a vehicle.

Because you won't see this coming!

Because you won't see THIS coming!

Because you won't see THIS coming!

Because you're very close to getting what you want.

Because you've started to think like me.

Because, like every other tantrumming child in history,

Because, well, that doesn't come with a fair warning. So...

Become stories

Bedtime is cancelled. Everybody, off the hard stuff.

Been dispersed around the world, and are now living amongst us.

Been on the cider, have we?

BEEPING

BEEPING

BEEPING

Beethoven literally doesn't exist.

Before his mind is uploaded to the Matrix.

Before Moran and the other ghost see you.

Before the end.

Before we even got here.

Before Zygons could pluck loved ones from your memory

Before...

Being cruel to some other people,

Being the next name, that's what made me confront the Fisher King.

Believe me, please!

Bennett, can you hear me?

Bennett, Cass.

Bennett, wait! It's Pritchard.

Bennett, you're on again. Bennett, where are you?

Bennett! I need maps.

Bennett?

Bennett... Cass...

Bennett's got them moving, and Clara's in position.

Besides, what else could they be?

Better canned.

Better than flipping a coin.

Better?

Between us and him

Beyond all hope!

Beyond the...

Big day for you. Time travel twice!

Big handkerchief?

Bird!

Bird? What's bird got to do with it?

Bit by bit, over the last year.

Bit green at the end?

Bit of a mess, isn't it?

Bit of first things first ness.

Blew them off, I'm afraid.

Blood cells. Skin cells. Mucus.

Blood cells. Skin cells. That's what dust largely is. Human skin.

BONG!

BONG!

BONG!

BONG!

Bonnie speaking. UNIT neutralised in the UK.

Bonnie was here.

Bonnie, you don't actually know what you want.

Bonnie. Bonnie, sweetheart!

BOO!

BOOMING

Bors!

Both boxes. There's nothing in them...

Both of you. Together.

BOY SPITS

BOY: Miss?

Break free.

Break the cycle.

Brilliantly.

Bring him to me!

Brutal, sadistic, undefeated.

Brute force. Instant army.

Building this height,

Burning the old me...

But after today, no one will again.

But always, always,

But Ashildr isn't just human any more.

But at least there's never a second house.

But before I do,

But before you get all exterminate y two things.

But by nobody more than me.

But Clara's dead.

But don't you see what this means?

But every shift must come to an end. Every working day must stop.

But everybody else is here. Including you.

But everything that happens here is her responsibility now,

But first, locate the Doctor. If possible, duplicate him,

But freeing up the nights to continue working, working, working!

But he can't find Beethoven anywhere.

But he will have...

But here and now, it's the height of the Cold War.

But here's the thing.

But how does the dust become those creatures?

But how long will I have to be here?

But how's the hope phase now?

But human or Zygon?

But I advise you be very quick and very sure.

But I can remember, Clara.

But I can't remember your names.

But I deplore your stupidity.

But I do almost certainly know how to find them.

But I do know better.

But I don't see how these ARE duplicates,

But I don't see how these ARE duplicates.

But I have no idea what she said.