Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004) Edit

A dangerous bane to the countryside and emergency services,

A man dating a woman with large breasts will bed one with small breasts.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Do you think it's helpful to give a beggar fifty pence?

Absolutely. I'll be fine in a minute.

Actually, he's got a big case on, trying to get everyone in Mexico out of prison.

Actually, I might just sit this one out. You head on.

Actually, I was thinking of giving up,

Actually, no, that was stupid. It's just one little slip.

After all, Madonna is nothing if not a perfectionist.

After only eight weeks of total, undisturbed sex.

Ah.

Ah.

All I did was go to the loo.

All my life I've had the feeling something terrible was about to happen.

All remaining passengers please report to Gate 27 immediately.

All right, perhaps not a total stranger.

All right, tiny make up mistake,

All right, what about... that one?

All right. As long as it's not Will you marry me?

All those years of playing Trivial Pursuits are about to pay off.

Although that is a bloody good idea.

Although, I suppose I've always had the fantasy of a son.

Although, thank God,

Always have. Always will.

Am enjoying a relationship with two men simultaneously.

An excellent year's progress.

An incredible thing about Thailand is the amazing traditional cuisine.

And absolutely everything is going to be lavender.

And also Belgium...

And an award winning journalist.

And as far as Daniel Cleaver goes...

And as it happens, very slightly overweight princess.

And beg me to come back.

And being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish.

And bits of garden stuck to you. You must have noticed.

And by the way, I know exactly where Germany is.

And cigarettes. And carbohydrates.

And Colin?

And Daddy owns half of Australia.

And everyone treats you like an idiot.

And going to die!

And he finds there's so much wrong with you and it all just falls apart.

And he, er...

And he'll run to my door,

And I also wanted to say,

And I didn't fucking well seduce her, all right?

And I don't say anything.

And I intend to be for a very long time.

And I truly believe that happiness is possible.

And I'm going to Thailand entirely on my own, thank you very much.

And if I may say so, the smartest.

And it's an excellent lesson to have nailed.

And it's only a matter of moments before they show us the door.

And make a magnificent entrance.

And my sodding mum and dad are doing it twice.

And next to that is a very sexy little constellation called Ursa's Maiden.

And nothing in the world can spoil it.

And now our final passengers have joined us, we can get underway.

And only one question left.

And other people might have lost their family in some tragic ferry disaster.

And possibly now mit baby, uh huh?

And Richard wants to see you about that crap skydiving report.

And Shazzer and Jude said I should get over here straightaway.

And she said why didn't they come too, and I couldn't say no, could I?

And slightly past her peak.

And some people are just plain hopeless.

And that I'm...

And the Undersecretary for Trade and Industry.

And then we're going to be civilized.

And there's the gorgeous girls, like Rebecca there

And there's the rest of us.

And visit him at Eton on St Andrew's Day.

And what about you? Still shagging anything that moves?

And what about your therapy?

And whatever you do, act completely nonchalant.

And when I say everything, I mean...

And why?

And you do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom.

And you know how she loves that. Dirty, dirty bitch.

And you were...

And you, you fold your underpants before you go to bed.

And you're on speakerphone.

And your folding underpants into my life.

And, um, then he would fold his...

And...

And... And...

And... scared shitless.

Another one of Mother's culinary triumphs.

Any girl who's been single in London knows how to handle herself.

Anyway, I could teach him to play cricket and rugby

Are they?

Are we not sitting together?

Are you gonna step outside or am I gonna have to drag you?

Are you or are you not sleeping with Rebecca Gillies?

Arrived Bangkok. Very hot.

As a matter of fact, I do know the exact location of my arsehole. And hers.

As a matter of fact, no. No shagging whatsoever.

As well. Of course.

Aside from Simon Reade in the fifth form locker room, yeah.

Asked you what?

Asked you what?

At this point, there are only two tables in contention

At you, of course, not with you.

Back off, Cleaver, or I'll report you to a sexual harassment tribunal.

Be as late as you like.

Beautiful Bridget! Beautiful Bridget! Beautiful Bridget!

Because I don't want you to see any of my wobbly bits.

Because it's not. I mean...

Before you spent the night with Daniel Cleaver?

Better start slimming into that dress.

Big bump!

Bijjit, right?

Bijjit! How this can happen?

Bijjit?

Bloody hell.

Boyfriend and baby seems just too lucky.

Breastfeeding until he's a teenager

Bridge, do you want to get married and have babies before you become barren?

Bridge, it's nothing. Leave it. Leave it.

Bridget Darcy.

Bridget Jones has cocked things up for the very last time.

Bridget Jones is a love pariah no more.

Bridget Jones, what the fuck are you doing?

Bridget Jones, will you marry me?

Bridget Jones!

Bridget Jones!

Bridget Jones.

Bridget, actually.

Bridget, that was not the most romantic proposition I've ever heard.

Bridget, this is mad.

Bridget, unless you want to get sacked at 6,000 feet,

Bridget, you must want to hear those ding dong bells.

Bridget, you're on. You're live.

Bridget, you're staring at me again.

Bridget!

Bridget?

Bridget? Earth to Bridget Sodding Jones.

Bridget? I have been looking everywhere for you.

Bridget.

Bridget.

Bridget. How's it going with that divine man of yours?

Bridget...

Bugger.

But he do no work, and make me work 24 hour a day.

But he performed a miracle.

But I always have wit and conversation to fall back on.

But I have crucial, Pulitzer Prize winning journalism to do.

But I suppose that's a silly idea. Bridget's probably there.

But I went before I left home.

But I'm afraid it's still men in general,

But if your tastes are marginally more highbrow, I also have tips.

But it was Shazzer's snake, not mine,

But it's not.

But she bumped into Jed herself

But that doesn't mean that it, that it can't really be something.

But that was before I was arrested and thrown into a Thai prison

But that's about it.

But the network want us to cast a wider net and use a Smooth Guide ess.

But then there's so much wrong with him

But they don't normally extradite people,

But this year, there was one crucial difference.

But total sex god and human rights lawyer.

But you talked to Rebecca. And you talked to Horatio.

But you're not perfect either.

But, honestly, how hard can it be?

But, wait...

But, you know, perky.

By the way, is it true he always says I'm sorry, I think I'm going to come?

By the way, um, you're not free for dinner tonight, are you?

Bye and thank you, and... sorry.

Can I just have a minute?

Chardonnay.

Charlie Parker Knowles, Assistant Consul.

Cheers, Jeremy. Appreciate that. We had to work really hard on that one.

Chuck him, while you're not pregnant with his unwanted child.

Circumstances change.

Cleaver. He said he couldn't be expected to go out with someone

Climber's legs.

Come in.

Come on, guys, I've got a very special treat lined up for lunch.

Come on, Jones, there must have been something you liked about me.

Come on, she's a big girl, she can take care of herself.

Come on, up you get.

Come on, you two, let's crack on, shall we?

Come on.

Come with me now.

Couldn't bear to think of you back there in slum class, Jones.

Daniel Cleaver is a deceitful, sexist, disgusting specimen of humanity,

Daniel, I really do think

Daniel, thought the Madrid piece was outstanding, really original.

Daniel. Meeting?

Darcy, do you have any idea what century we actually live in?

Darling Bridget...

Darlings!

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here this day

December 31st, year end summary.

Define damnum sentit dominus.

Definitely the big one.

Derek, Horatio, Camilla.

Details can be found in your in flight magazine.

Did you miss me? Because Daddy missed you. Yes, he did.

Did you see her surrounded by police, dogs, handcuffs?

Different with girls, though.

Disappointed? Oh, God, that's worse than angry.

Disguised as close, personal friends of my parents.

Do you affirm your love, one to the other?

Do you know, I never really understood why you wanted to go out with me.

Do you like it?

Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?

Doesn't matter. It's not about looks.

Don't be. You're charming on drugs. In future, just say yes.

Don't let it ruin what was gonna be a fantastic weekend shagathon.

Don't tell me. My boyfriend,

Don't want to go, do you?

Drown me in 16 inches of water?

Er, Bridget.

Er, I, I, I just wanted to, um...

Er, just a moment.

Er...

Er...

Er...

Er...

Especially to some fascist institution where they stick a poker up your arse

Eton?

Even if he isn't shagging her already, he's thinking about it.

Even though I shouted at you and called you an arrogant arse?

Even when you're 33 and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.

Ever fancied doing it in the dark with a total stranger?

Ever since I saw you here with your hair messed that night

Everything under control, I see.

Everything will be lovely and we'll have sex in the kitchen.

Except for the ones who had hair.

Except Hitler.

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Fall to his knees, possibly wearing a wet white shirt,

Fantastic.

Fiancée wife...

Final call for all passengers to London...

Fine, though, er...

Five weeks later.

Following the orders of the dating war command, you executed a raid.

For centuries, Western visitors have been inevitably drawn

For Christ's sakes, go!

For ten to 15 years.

For the second mooting night of Michaelmas term?

Forget the Forum, definitely forget the Coliseum,

Forget the Sistine Chapel, first example of a poof interior designer gone mad...

Four fabulous days and seven precious hours.

Friends spend years finding you a boyfriend,

Fuck off, Darcy, some people have jobs to do.

Fuck, no. I make it up as I go along.

Fuck! Stop, stop.

Fully body to body massage.

Get in the cab!

Get out of the way!

Give me a close up of the porker.

Glorious sand.

God, I hope you're wearing those giant panties.

Good afternoon again, ladies and gentlemen.

Good evening.

Good night.

Good night.

Good. Well, that's that sorted.

Good. You know what a fan I am of any woman married to Mark Darcy.

Goodbye.

Goody.

Graham, thank you. You are the best air steward I've ever come across.

Great.

Great. I'm late with mad hair and can barely breathe in scary knickers.

Has there been any ill treatment here?

He actually did releasing me from prison.

He actually seems to be the villain of this piece.

He always speaks very warmly of you.

He is about the only contemporary painter who can paint.

He probably won't mention it, but you should know.

He really is very, very, very nice.

He said he loves me.

He treat you bad?

He was just a messenger.

He was just angry about Daniel Cleaver.

He'd woken two Cabinet ministers and half of Ml5.

He's a human rights lawyer, you know.

He's a top human rights lawyer and he left it to someone else to get me out.

He's also a dysfunctional, fucked up, middle aged, lost boy.

He's at the office. Do you want to come in?

He's given you the night off to cheer up your single friends. Sweet.

Hello, Bridget.

Hello, darling.

Hello, darling. You look lovely.

Hello, it's me. I'm really, really sorry...

Hello, Mark.

Hello, Mark.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Oh...

Hello...

Here I am.

Here we go. What are something called customary freeholds?

Hey.

Hi. Sorry I'm late.

Hippodamoi credemnon louestai.

Hitting me and making me take drugs. Stealing all my money and stuff.

Hmm?

Hold the plane.

Hold the plane.

Honestly, this is the sort of rubbish you'd expect from fat, balding

Honestly, you forget just one teeny, weeny detail

How about a lovely locust?

How about we go out for a bite to eat tonight?

How can we help you, young lady?

How could I be when I'm...

How did I do?

How much longer?

How should I live another day?

I always knew she was out of my league.

I am going to make you into a princess.

I am going to Thailand, Jones.

I am so sorry.

I believe this is the answer.

I called Mark the minute I landed in London.

I can never tell them apart.

I can't believe I did that.

I can't believe I fell for it again.

I can't believe we're already into group holidays

I can't believe you've come all this way.

I can't see!

I can't ski, I can't ride, I can't speak Latin.

I can't wear that.

I can't. No, no, I can't.

I cannot believe how fantastic shagging was last night.

I didn't play netball. Or go to a girls' school.

I didn't realize you were busy.

I do. Again.

I don't know, some other fucking star that's been there for years and years.

I don't suppose there's any circumstances

I don't think so.

I have missed you, Jones.

I haven't done anything wrong.

I haven't. I was out here handling a Foreign Office case

I hope they've told the British ambassador.

I just wanted to tell Mr. Darcy here

I know I'm going to like skiing a lot.

I know there's no music playing, and it's not snowing,

I love you.

I love you. I always have and I always will.

I mean, I'm up for it if you are.

I mean, if a little ahead of schedule.

I mean, look at the state of us.

I mean, they're not my favorite pair.

I most certainly do. I'm passionate about it.

I must try not to get hopes up too high.

I only said he was working late.

I promise you, it's all a big mistake.

I rather thought Mark might be here to meet you.

I read you should never date someone if you can think of three reasons not to.

I really had absolutely nothing to do with it.

I really hope that you'll be happy together.

I really hope that you'll be very happy together.

I really, really am, for everything that happened between us.

I said I love you, for God's sake!

I say go over there and ask him, straight out,

I see.

I spent the night with a gorgeous Thai girl.

I suppose you agree with them that poor people deserve to be poor?

I take great comfort in the fact they might kill me before things get worse.

I think about you all the time. And I'm so sorry,

I think her problem is psychological.

I think I may have made a mistake inviting you

I think it's high time we had another look.

I think so.

I think you might be it.

I think you're completely off your face.

I think you're gonna have to drag me.

I thought I might pop round for a nightcap.

I thought she was smuggling seashells, or mangoes.

I thought you were there already, doing research.

I thought you'd broken a leg or something... Oh, God.

I thought... Oh, I don't know what I thought.

I try to hide it, but every time I see you, I light up.

I want to be naked.

I was in bed with my boyfriend.

I will fight this. I am a journalist of the highest standards and integrity.

I wish I was dead.

I won't dignify that question with an answer.

I won't make a pig's ear of it.

I would like a pregnancy test, please.

I wouldn't have thought omelette would be big in Thailand.

I'd have said no, anyway.

I'd like to come up. You are, after all, my girlfriend.

I'd love to.

I'll be back in literally two seconds.

I'll behave much better in future.

I'll never fit in with your friends.

I'll ring you later.

I'm a girl and I met a boy.

I'm a serious journalist.

I'm eschewing all men.

I'm feeling pretty low.

I'm fine, thanks. Everything all right with you?

I'm getting rather fond of Jed,

I'm going to go to the loo, then I'm going to come back.

I'm going to taste kapaluk, the ultimate delicacy.

I'm in shag therapy.

I'm just disappointed I can't take you home this instant.

I'm meeting him for a romantic supper.

I'm not gonna... It's...

I'm not in love with him.

I'm on the phone.

I'm only going to ask you one more time. Did you see her?

I'm quite busy with important stuff too...

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm disturbing you.

I'm sure you were dutiful and very polite, as usual.

I'm with the Mexican ambassador, the head of Amnesty International

I've actually been meaning to ask this for quite some time.

I've been in a functional relationship

I've been looking forward to this.

I've found my happy ending at last.

I've got all the papers here and I'm sure we can sort it out.

I've had the fabulous idea of inviting your parents.

I've just had a rather graphic shag flashback.

I've just never really found the right way to put it.

I've never been happier in my entire life.

I've put you next to Giles Benwick.

If I'm going in, you're coming with me.

If you cast me off and leave me

If you had asked me tonight,

If you have a message for Mark Darcy, speak after the tone.

If you have chucked me, please change your mind,

If you know what I mean, eh?

If you want something smooth on your wall,

If you're gonna be dull, I'm going to plunge back into Mrs. Dalloway,

If you're so obsessed with Bridget Jones, why don't you just marry her?

Important with someone.

In an afternoon full of all sorts of things,

In fact, there's a question I've been meaning to ask you.

In here?

In one hour, he'll be coming in his secretary's mouth

In Riyadh. Then Mark flew to Dubai where he identified Jed,

In which case,

In which you would ever consider

Indeed, nothing symbolizes Thailand's extraordinary fusion of East and West,

Inns of Court, please. Fast as you can.

Is he taking you to the Law Council Dinner?

Is that your most serious skirt, Jones?

Is this the man with whom you were seen taking hallucinogenic mushrooms

It feels like you're waiting to find someone in the VIP room

It is a magic mushroom omelette, isn't it?

It is Daniel Cleaver.

It just sort of fizzied over.

It really wasn't my fault.

It turns out I have a problem. I go to meetings, talk about my feelings.

It was me who recommended the place.

It was, as usual, crammed full

It's 13 hours for this trip. I need some in flight entertainment.

It's a lot worse than I thought.

It's a very important evening.

It's all about a badly behaved prince who finds true love with a beautiful,

It's all about confidence and trust. Mark would never betray me.

It's called The Smooth Guide. Making culture bearable.

It's got to be time for something not shit.

It's madness to allow a child to enjoy his education or live with his parents.

It's not mine.

It's the next logical step. I think Thailand is first on the list.

Janey Osborne. Talking to her is like swimming in a sea

Jed planned the whole thing.

Jed was arrested and extradited back to Britain. Then Mark flew to Bangkok,

Jellyfisher alert. Jellyfisher alert.

Jolly good. What is an overreaching conveyance?

Jones. Bridget Jones, you come now.

Just a bit... nervous.

Just a few tiny leaving presents. No luxuries.

Just a minute.

Just five.

Just the way she is,

Kinder! I am on back...

Lawyers who work with Mark.

Let's get a drink.

Let's get on with it.

Let's just say

Lf, er, if I ever do decide to, um...

Like a vir gin, touched for the very first time.

Like you and me, you mean?

Listen, I know this evening didn't go exactly as planned,

Listen, listen, listen...

Listen, they're prepared to drop all charges against you

Look, er...

Look, I never said I could skydive and I'm terrified of heights,

Look, I never said I could skydive and I'm terrified of heights,

Loved it. And they want us to come up with another regular spot for you.

Loved it. And they want us to come up with another regular spot for you.

Lovely to see you, Bridget.

Lucky Star.

Maken ze lieben. Er, with me.

Mark Darcy definitely...

Mark Darcy is perfect.

Mark, it's Rebecca. Are you there?

Mark?

Mark?

Marriage proposals, one.

Maybe I'll ring him.

Maybe like this, but maybe like this.

Maybe they got Shazzer as well.

Me too.

Me? With Daniel Cleaver?

Meet me at Debenhams at twelve o'clock.

Mit baby.

Mmm.

Morning, Bridget. Late again.

Morning, Rach.

Mother.

Mr. and Mrs. Darcy.

Mrs. Darcy.

Mum... I thought we were going to have something to eat.

My boyfriend, he say he love me.

My entire life has been leading up to this very moment.

My favorite place in America, where Sex And The City isn't just a programme,

My legs only come up to here and yes, I will always be a little bit fat.

My lords, ladies and gentlemen, let the quiz begin.

My name Phrao.

My only grown up friend. Married to Mark's partner.

Name the character in Footballers' Wives

Never.

Next minute, you're never going to see them again.

Next time, I will not fuck it up...

No fucking room in the fucking suitcase.

No hope there.

No, I'm Bridget Jones.

No, I'm not. I'm going to the Law Council Dinner.

No, it can't be.

No, it really, really is touched.

No, no, no, Bridget, listen...

No, no, no, please, say what you have to say, young lady.

No, no, thank you. The mini spotted dick rather finished me off.

No, no. Well, I mean...

No, no...

No.

No.

No. God, no.

No. I won't do it.

No. No, no, no. No, wait.

No. The fact is The Smooth Guide is doing very well with women,

Not a fuckwit, alcoholic, workaholic, pervert or megalomaniac,

Not a single one. Not even from your mother.

Not a very funny one.

Not good.

Not if you go on calling everyone balding, upper middle class twits.

Not now. Not in a million years from now.

Not some boorish bint in a bikini.

Not too bad, actually.

Nothing. Er, come back later, please. Thank you very much.

Now I want to see your hands poised over those bells. Ready?

Now it has.

Now you're really angry with me.

Now, for our final and deciding round,

Now, let's see, there are any number of things, um...

Number of current boyfriends: zero.

Obviously it's important to tell one's boyfriend how nice he looks naked,

Obviously not. Probably still out with Bridget.

Of course not.

Of tradition and innovation, better than this.

Oh, Bridget, what are you doing?

Oh, Christ, what now?

Oh, come on, Jones, it was just a silly joke.

Oh, Daddy's home.

Oh, dear. Is this the end of my career?

Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God, 28 hours.

Oh, God, I'm never going to get married

Oh, God, I've done it.

Oh, God, please don't chuck me.

Oh, God, please don't chuck me.

Oh, God! What is that?

Oh, God.

Oh, God. I'm pregnant.

Oh, God. I'm very worried.

Oh, God. I've been the world's biggest fool.

Oh, God. It is Will you marry me?

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh.

Oh, goody. I love quizzes.

Oh, it's good to be home.

Oh, my bloody God and fuck.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. That's...

Oh, my old friends.

Oh, no, it's not possible.

Oh, no! No, no, not pregnant.

Oh, no. No, no, I don't think I will.

Oh, please. You don't know about astronomy.

Oh, plenty of time to butter them up at the Law Council Dinner next Friday.

Oh, right.

Oh, same sort of thing, really.

Oh, sod it. Now, look,

Oh, stop it, all of you.

Oh, stupid Bridget, stupid friends.

Oh, um...

Oh, you're absolutely right.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Can't. I have to go out with my boyfriend.

Oh. How lovely.

Oh. I forgot about you.

Oh. I was just talking about you.

Oh. Oh, God.

Oh. Right, well...

Oh. Shame.

Oh. Well, I'm sure he's just forgotten.

Oh. What about all those lawyers?

Oh...

Oh... Fine.

Ohhh.

OK, I left her at the airport. I shouldn't have done that.

On the other hand, if you haven't,

Once again I was summoned, kicking and screaming,

One minute, you're closer to someone than anyone in the whole world,

One.

Only you.

Ooh.

Open your fucking parachute!

Or a safe and exhilarating hobby?

Or her. But definitely not me.

Or River. Or some fabulous Hebrew name like Noah.

Or to put it another way, 71 ecstatic shags.

Order for what?

Particularly the unsavory incident in the communal showers.

Perhaps we should go out for lunch tomorrow. Get out of the grump.

Perhaps you'd like to come up and have a little look?

Perhaps you've already found her.

Please be wearing the giant panties.

Please behave better next time we go out. Stuck up snob.

Please write as soon as you can.

Please.

Please.

Plus of course, there is a very high perv quotient.

Poland. And it has a sea coast.

Pounds lost, minus one.

Prison stays, one.

Pull the thingy or you will die!

Reaffirming our vows. You are going to be a bridesmaid,

Really? Strong words from somebody who doesn't know where Germany is.

Rebecca Gillies. I've been so looking forward to meeting you

Rebecca. What are you doing here?

Relieved at last to throw myself into serious journalistic work.

Remember, we are trying to reduce your body size by 15 per cent.

Reporting to you from a big vat of excrement.

Right, good. Will you step outside, please?

Right, I'll see you at base camp, then.

Right, let us begin.

Right, moment of truth awaits.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Rubbish. Mark's above all that nonsense.

Same old creep.

Satisfied?

Saudi Arabia, where Mark was waiting with the police.

Say something to Mark.

See ya, babes.

She actually got engaged on the night of the Law Council Dinner.

She's bloated.

She's gone all frigid.

She's only 22. She's got legs up to here.

She's pregnant!

Since having found out that his girlfriend is actually a lesbian...

Sit outside while you finish.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,

So logically, mathematically, even,

So Mark rang the Home Secretary who rang our ambassador...

So no hope there?

So that the next time a better woman comes along,

So true, Bridget. Even I, fight it as I may, am no exception.

So unless we find this, this Jed fellow and get a full confession,

So what's the alternative? Sleeping in his parents' bed,

So, Admiral, out on the high seas. How was it?

So, as you can see, the incredible truth is

So, er, your girlfriend is a lesbian.

So, Mark, Bridget, when are you two lovebirds going to name the day?

So, romantic getaway has turned into lawyer's reunion.

Some girls...

Some people have terrible personal problems,

Someone else?

Something like 15 to 20 years.

Sorry I didn't write. I've just been so busy.

Sorry, everyone, sorry. It's my stalker.

Sorry, it's the door.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Speaking purely unselfishly, I worry about you.

Stop it.

Stop! Enough. Enough.

Straight from the horse's mouth.

Such lovely colors!

Superior copyhold.

Suppose I said you were pretty good too?

Sure, right.

Surely Shazzer would have raised the alert.

Surprise!

Ten years of this? I

Thailand has long called travelers from around the globe

Thank God you're here.

Thank you very much, Daniel. I had a nice time.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. This is worse than school.

That I heard what magnificent work

That is Orion's Belt.

That was lovely.

That we suffered from a fatal incompatibility.

That would be a weird, Oedipus like thought.

That you don't need to fix her.

That you should go and fuck yourself.

That you're never allowed to remove again.

That's a bit of an overstatement.

That's it, over there.

That's not your coat.

That's pointless, because I have a very high regard for your wobbly bits

That's the point of those dinners.

That's why he snogged Shazzer, who's much older than him

The best?

The Big, Juicy Apple.

The bore is everyone who gets caught has exactly the same story,

The category is contemporary culture.

The city that never sleeps with the same person two nights running.

The correct answer is Lucky Star.

The Darcys rang to say how pleased they were you were out.

The Emmanuels.

The first is called Ben, the other, Jerry.

The horse wasn't quite telling you the truth.

The Legal Eagles.

The moment I arrive here, I almost feel an irresistible pull...

The most important thing, of course, is to look absolutely wonderful

The mushrooms don't actually seem to be working.