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ARCHER: We... SLATER: I'm not done. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: We're not losing me blowing this jug. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: What do you mean why? (coughs) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: What was that, Ray? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: What? CHERLENE: Ooh. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: Whoa, whoa... LANA: You're not emasculating from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: Why are we not doing "phrasing"? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: Why didn't you file a flight plan?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: Will don't! PAM: Wait, so if Woodhouse is from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: Woooooo!! Whoa, whoa, whoa! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: Yeah, and I don't know about you, but from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: Yeah, good, okay. 'Cause this time, I may actually from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: Yeah, Krieger. LANA: Archer. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: Yeah, Lana. MALORY: Shut up. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: Yeah, that's fair! Kick out the guy whose custom from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: Yeah, we... PAM: Hey, I appreciate you're from Archer (2009) - Season 5
ARCHER: Yes, I'm kidding. Because you want to know what I from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Archer! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Archer! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Archer! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Archer! Sorry, three. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Archer! What... are you doing? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Archer! Who the hell... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Archer. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Archer... Okay, so, remember when you had cancer? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Archer's just been trying too hard. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are just mildewy, and not... Mildewy and dead hookery. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are messed up! I just leveled the playing field! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are not. (chuckles) You know, I mean, if from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are we in the Orinoco drainage basin? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are we seriously done with "phrasing"? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are you crazy? They'll kill us. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are you crazy?! This car is worth one quarter of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are you done? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are you done?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are you not?! Lana, it's the A Team from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are you okay? (Archer coughs) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are you shitting me? I can't hear anything over from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are you shitting me?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are you sure you cannot make love to me just once more? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are you talking about your balls? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are you, like, sure you brought it? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are you? PAM: Nope! KRIEGER: Goddamn it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Are you...? Wait, which is it? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Aren't co ed, right? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Arriba! God damn it! Manos arriba! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Arson. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As America's number one country singer. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As balls. That's why everybody likes me now. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As dictator, and we all enjoyed this little break from him, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As if American demand for cocaína wasn't already from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As in neither, you dummy. This is how you steal a painting. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As in who cares. MALORY: The United States. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As in... this is a good thing? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As is leaving before Calderón pays us for that shipment of weapons, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As is my drink. (sighs) CYRIL: Why do we always have from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As long as I brought back the money! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As opposed to what, Cyril? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As plates? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As sad as it is, deep down, he just wants your approval, and from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As we speak, my scientists are working on a secret weapon, and soon I will water our coca from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As well as me because we stood in my kitchen and counted. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As what? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
As you can see, there's nothing illegal going on. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ass. And, Pam, that's not a bad idea. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Assassins, the KGB, the IRA remember, North Korea, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Assu... Ow! Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
At any price. ARCHER: Who the hell is from Archer (2009) - Season 5
At Dr. Feldman's, whose security system is a joke, by the way. And so I guess it maybe wasn't from Archer (2009) - Season 5
At the morgue. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ate it, is that things could be a lot worse. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
AUTOMATED VOICE: ...is full, leave it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
AUTOMATED VOICE: The mailbox of... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Autopilot. There's nothing for me to do. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Aw, Baby Archer, who's a jeawous baby? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Aw, but look at him. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Aw, crap. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Aw, quit your literal bellyaching. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Aw, what a scary new feeling for you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Aw! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Aw! Aw! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Aw! Look, she's almost not terrifying. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Aw! What are you people, hourly? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Aww mercy, thank you... Ya know, if we could go back in from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Aww... All the gardeners are running away. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ay. ¿Qué tiene adentro, hebillas? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
B I bet there's a pretty decent chance La Madrina owns from Archer (2009) - Season 5
B hole about the fork. It's not even real LCreue. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
B)... LANA: "B" is hey, shut up, because I want to talk to you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Baby, please don't go ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Baby, please don't go ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Baby, please don't go, yeah ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Baby? Baby. Baby! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bac Os on our prison salad. Besides, technically, Woodhouse from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bad idea? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Badge. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ballast, and what better to simulate bricks of cocaine than, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bank Since I Can't Keep A Man Because In Addition To My Jillion Neuroses from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Barter with what, Cyril? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bastard sh... Ow! ARCHER: Cyril, shut your from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bastard. I didn't know it was the CIA's cocaine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Be a feather in your cap. They might even make you director. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Be going to marriage counseling and... (mumbles) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Be mad as a goddamn hatter. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Be that as it may, why are you here? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Beaker's boss! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Beaker's boss. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Beanbag," you think Beanie Baby, not... internal bleeding. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Beanbag. ARCHER: Medical fact, Cyril. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Beanbagged, Pam. (others gasp, groan) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bears my initials, and I do hereby certify..." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Became the new head of the KGB from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because spoiler alert those didn't really work out so great! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because correct me if I'm wrong, but that entire document from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because I don't fly from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because I got drunk to cope with the fact from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because I never had a father, Lana? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because if by some miracle, I get the keys... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because if we miss that taping, I won't be responsible for my actions. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because it touched your... junk. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because it's gonna be hard to go back to an from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because it's the perfect killing machine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because nobody made you two come here. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because nobody made you two come here. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because selling cocaine to cocaine dealers doesn't really from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because she was busy having choke sex with a murderous cyborg, who then from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because then, the last thing you'll ever hear, besides a pistol cocking behind your head, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because there's a chance I can make this all go away, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because these trunks feel light. Do you swear they're full of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because this entire country's about to be up to its tits in U.S. Marines. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because this nearly microscopic, wittle bitty guy is my new and from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because turns out, he's actually very good at from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because we're about to get murdered for it! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because where the hell is my gun?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because why do you always crash from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because why do you always get paralyzed? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because you just assume everything's gonna work out for you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because you may not actually find this to be all that relaxing. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because you suddenly decided to take up skydiving. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because you're an asshole! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because, spoiler alert, they're unisex. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because... Shut up! This is what we're doing! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because... you and I are going to get Kenny Loggins to play from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Because... You dum dums, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bedrooms, bathrooms, bathrooms, other bathrooms, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Beechcraft, identify. RAY: Guys! ARCHER: Goddamn it, tell him from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Beechcraft. LANA: Ray! RAY: Uh, Slater sent us? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Been a fortune. MALORY: Well, I can afford from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Been paid... (sighs) Look, I hate to ask, but from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Been waiting forever to use that. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Been working on a bit of a side project. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Before when this whole goddamn thing was your fault?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Begging for it. Eh... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Being a crippled cyborg! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Being magnificent and crepuscular. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Besides ninety percent of all mosquitoes and Cubans from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Besides that. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bet you can forgive the debt of honor, right? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Big dossiers with all the information you could from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Birth cheese. I only had $200. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bitch to scrub your brains out of the grout. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bitches, I am pregnant! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Blah, blah, blah. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Blame for this shipment of weapons being late from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Blind woman! You bring shame on your family! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Blitko. So we have, in this area, these very geometric shapes, in these from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Body Inspector." God, is Myrtle Beach not the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bolshevik lesbian couples! Then PBS mixes it all in with their huge N.E.A. grants, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bonded courier! Ron?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Boom, it's good to go zoom. CYRIL: So, why are we in from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Booze, and soft cheeses, I'm also supposed to abstain from bus crashes! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bor... (grunts) (gunshot, glass shatters) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Borgnar that night in Caracas. It's not for sale from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Both, either, all. They'd shoot me on sight, Lana. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
BOTH: Kilos. MALORY: Kilos, thank you, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Breathe, friend. Because, uh... Wow. Okay. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bribe some federal agents. Well, at least put a seatbelt on it! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bribe with what? The government seized the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Briefcase. What the hell is even in that from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bright side. With any luck at all, it will from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Browser history and... No, no, no, no, no... oof! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bucks of amphetamines, so now they're gonna cut her head off. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bumfights! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bunch of cocaine in the jungle and then continue stumbling into from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bunsen frickin' Honeydew! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Burnt to the ground. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bus station toilet. But for cocaine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Bus with the worst driver on the planet! (Ray muttering) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But But there's always from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But I gave mi palabra. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But What's her problem? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But Cyril and if you tell him I said this, I'll break your from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But don't worry. We're gonna get out of here and from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But even though it's very delicate, it can withstand a surprising amount of shit. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But explain all that to the Brazos County judge, and maybe he'll... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But first, business, then from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But for the rest of us trapped in the realm of possibility... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But he's got all these fake wires in here, that don't connect to any... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But how do we get paid? KRIEGER: With a totally from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But I cannot lose mentsu. What you call "face from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But I get it, the Bushido code, the whole Japanese thing, I get from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But I just this second realized why you want to stay from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But I need you to focus on me, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But I realize now that I was mistaken. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But I tested it, it's very pure. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But if all Moto wants is his drugs... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But if I do, I I apologize for from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But if we're doing a new thing and nobody told me that I'd from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But if you didn't... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But in our current situation I would argue that cocaine is more dangerous, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But it's exactly what you deserve. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But let's just press on, operating under the assumption that from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But lunch is still a firm twelve. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But maybe we should try to sell out to an from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But mostly treason. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But my water just broke, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But neither are people who need a roll of quarters to take a shower! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But now I live here, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But now it's not funny. Well, not as funny. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But only for three days, right? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But only if you people don't try to save your own necks from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But only towels. KRIEGER: Hey, are there more towels? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But seriously? A floor model? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But since I did... KRIEGER: Taaaaanks! You jerks. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But since that, um, special "plaster" in your cast from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But so far, being an international arms dealer is not. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But thank you. Aw, and thank you, Pam. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But that's okay, because I'm pinning my hopes for the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But that's patched into the actual house wiring, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But the point is, we are highly trained from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But the saddest part is no one does. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But think about it, every bullet's got to leave at least a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But this is Archer we're talking about, so probably not. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But this way, we have twenty kilos of pure, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But umpteen babies later. My God, Sterling loved her. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But what about the hundred pounds of coke you dumped on the highway? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But what do they... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But what do you think is gonna happen when three from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But when we're digging our own graves they're gonna get cocky from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But, I mean, the big present, obviously, is, uh... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But, Pam, if there ever are any, this comes out from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But, Presidente, the rebels, they have smashed from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But... ARCHER: Pam! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But... CHERLENE: Then you know it's from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But... how is that possible? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
But... KENNY LOGGINS: You think from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Buy this business with some little money I borrow from Mamá, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
By ratting out everyone else! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
By threatening to tell Calderón about the first time. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
C co oh. Um... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
C... I... A. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Calderon, seen here volunteering at the hospital, comforting the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: "Outlaw Country," "Hoochie Coochie Coochie Man," "Travis County Limitado." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: And well I do! Please forgive me. MALORY: I mean... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: Are you sure? The room is okay? CHERLENE: Yeah, it's fine, whatever. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: Boom! (laughing): Yeah. Can I please bring you anything? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: Eh? (muttering in agreement) KRIEGER: Hey, what's from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: Gas? MALORY: I'm sorry? CALDERÓN: You have gas? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: Hmm. Hmm... Maybe to start? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: I I cannot believe it is actually you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: I misunderstood. I apologize. MALORY: And well you should! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: I was just showing them the Blitko. JULIANA: Do you like what you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: It's in the mountains far, far away where we will crush the communist rebel from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: My wife. (Archer grunting) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: No, no, but I cannot afford to do this! MALORY: Oh, please. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: No, please, of course, I am willing to do whatever it takes. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: Okay, you sit there. Uh... you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: Ooh. MALORY: And so, if you want any more weapons, you'll have to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: Silencio! Who is in charge here? COMANDANTE: Señor Presidente, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: So, the stories are true. KRIEGER: What stories? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: Viva Cherlene! Viva Cherlene! TROOPS (chanting): Cherlene! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CALDERÓN: Wait, really? Anything? MALORY: Yes? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Calm down, Colonel Panic. Listen the shelling has stopped. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Calm down. Jesus, it's not like you killed from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Can I finish? Can I finish? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Can I stop you? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Can inject it right through the temple. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Can totally be absorbed through the skin, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Can we get Ron to a hospital? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Can you believe it is so amazing? Everyone, toast. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cannonball! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cannot kill the spirit of San Mar.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cannot make love to me just once more? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cap'n Crunch here just took all the coca fields back from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Captives; we're about to be their business partners. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Care if it kills you be... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Carol, listen to me very closely. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Case law regarding search and seizure is actually from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Casts smell bad when you take 'em off it's a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Certainly was not! CYRIL: Wait, then where did it come from? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Chance that at some point in the future we're gonna have sex, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Change the word "cocaine" to "Cookie Puss" and that's how her from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Charge. COMANDANTE: I... (gunshots) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHARLENE: ♪ Got too much time And nowhere to go ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Charles, por favor! You have your cocaine, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Charles, por favor! You have your cocaine, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cherlene, go pick or grin or something, and the rest of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cherlene, I now pronounce us husband and wife. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cherlene, stop this at once. As your husband, I command you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: ♪ You'll never know what you can do until you get it from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: Cut! Okay, whoa! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: Don't you, like, have a war to go to? (scoffs) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: Duh, we were shooting my album cover. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: Goddamn it! ARCHER: Whoa! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: Goddamn it! What did I tell you about from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: Goddamn it! Who the hell drilled my box?! ARCHER: So, we're just done from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: How? It came out, like, yesterday. CALDERÓN: Yes! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: I think it's pretty sexy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: I'm not cleaning it up. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: Lame. KRIEGER: Well, if we ever do, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: Oh, my God! It's starting! MALORY: What is? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: Oh, please. She knows we're in here from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: Outlaw different country woooooo! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: Phrasing, boom! ARCHER: Thank you. (moans) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: Uh, duh, it's called the golden hour. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: We're losing the light! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: What the hell is wrong with you? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: What? PAM: Krieger's selling the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: What's up her gigantic giant ass? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE: Woooooo hoo! (Calderón gasps) CALDERÓN: Yes, yes, yes, yes, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cherlene! LANA: Wait a minute, you said eight drinks! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cherlene's happy... CHERLENE: Outlaw country, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERLENE/LOGGINS: ♪ Highway to the danger zone from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cheryl, build a fire and get some pokers hot! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CHERYL: I don't understand what you're saying. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Chile, Nicaragua, uh... Oh! Iran?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Chocolate chip ice cream. In your refrigerated drawer. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Chokepoints as in junctions, like the main foyer, the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Christ on drums, people! What?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Claims relating to the death of your employee... Brett, uh, Bunson? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Classic Rando. And don't worry, Calderon's good from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Clichés, really. Karaoke, pachinko, subway from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Clone bone! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Clubber am I? ARCHER: Hmm, I guess the janitor everybody thinks is from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Clyde, is that you? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cobra whiskey and ladyboys. I mean... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cocaine and where the hell is Gomez, full goddamn stop! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cocaine anonymously and completely risk free. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cocaine aren't people you want as friends, Pam. And not to sound elitist, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cocaine in the kitchen can be lawfully seized as evidence. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cocaine online. MALORY: Are you insane? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cocaine puddin. Ooh, cocaine puddin. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cocaine she was eating. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cocaine, do we even still have half of it left? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cocaine, which just mysteriously appeared at ISIS and that Malory from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cocaine? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cocaine. ARCHER: What?! No! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Coins because the damn government took away our... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Coke and lock her in the cage till she's clean? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Colombia with millions of dollars of cocaine?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Colombia? What are they doing in Colombia? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Colombia. LANA: Which.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Colored maids. No, that's a terrible from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Combination good bye/thank you blow job. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Come here, boy! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Come on, Cyril, pick one. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Come on, move it, up, up, up! MALORY: Well, of all the... CALDERÓN: Please, Cherlene. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Come on, Ray, there has to be somewhere to land besides the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Come on, you can do this. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Come on, you guys are acting a little... insane. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Come on. We're not gonna let the Yakuza kill you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Communists who are murdering our brave young fruits, and to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Compare to helping overthrow democratically elected from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Competition, Ron! He's my child. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Consummate. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cost 40 millions. MALORY AND ARCHER: What?! CALDERÓN: Yes, it is an Ivan from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Could happen? (tires squealing) TROOPS: Get on the ground! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Couldn't leave it in the rocket. And we couldn't just leave it from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Couldn't tell, because you seemed pretty from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Count Krieg... Ow! Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Counterfeit money in the one hand and my schlong in from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Counting backwards from a million years, and when you get from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Country album should be hardcore...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Country or country music? 'Cause I'm first lady of both! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Country singer Cheryl and a Pam who... tits. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Country welcome for Cherlene! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Country." KENNY LOGGINS: Yeah, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Covert operatives with an extremely dangerous set from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CPU, and... Beep boop, you are no longer a cripple. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Crash it! Just like you crashed from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Crayons? JULIANA: Should we not just start? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Crocodile repellent! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Crying because... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cut back, and not that it's any of your beeswax, but I've also cut back on... you know. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cut it, fellas! (music stops) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL (chuckles): Yeah, tell her what happens next. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL (scoffs): Lana, for God's sakes, it's Econ 101. MALORY: Cyril, don't be from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL (sobbing): Oh, my God, we're gonna crash! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril Figgis. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril says the rebel headquarters are... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril, can we spare another five pounds of cocaine? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril, did you get it? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril, go lock up the product before Cokie Monster here from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril, hush, big guys. Ray, how long... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril, I'm gonna take out the guard; you're gonna take the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril, look around. Somewhere in this mansion, I from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril, make sure it's good and tight. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril, may I see the distributor cap? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril, please, I was in the Lubyanka. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril, shut up and find a vehicle! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril, shut up and go find a vehicle. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril, this isn't an episode of B.J. and the Bear. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril, you said it was locked up. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril, you wear Kevlar every single time we go to Latin America. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Assholishness. (all yelling) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Clones? KRIEGER: Yes, clones! My God, it was like looking from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Completely nonexistent. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Do you think those guys are Doctors Without Borders? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Easy, easy, careful! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Get your hands off me. ARCHER: Okay, relax. Jesus. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Gross. RAY: That's so accurate. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Hello. RAY: Odie, hush. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Here. LANA: Oh, wow, a check. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: How could you not? ARCHER: I don't know, Cyril. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: It's obviously Cherlene. KRIEGER: Totally. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Krieger says ow, hold on... ARCHER: Goddamn it! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Krieger says he saw a bunch of clones! ARCHER: Of what? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Krieger, get back here! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Marriage counseling and what? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: No, it's... ARCHER: Shut up. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Oh, for... Can you not give it a rest? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Okay. PAM: Nice. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Please tell me that was never a real thing to you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Sounds delightful. ARCHER: Wait you're still from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Stop! Yeah, let me just stop you there, because if from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: They'll kill us! RAY: Well... maybe not. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Wait, what? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: We can't land at a real airport! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Well, can we make it? RAY: Maybe, if you... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Well, eventually we have to come to a village or whatever from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: What did I do? ARCHER: Don't from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: What the.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: What?! ARCHER: Do the right thing, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: What's going on? RAY: Burning too much from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Which, if it's true, is.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Whoa. RAY: Just calm down. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
CYRIL: Yeah, back home to ask Mommy what to do. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril! CYRIL: Ray, what do I do?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril! Goddamn it! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril!? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril? Sorry from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril. You have nothing to live for. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Cyril's obviously Anthony Michael Nerd. Mother, you're Paul Gleason. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Damn door hanging... Oh, no, no, no! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Damn it, Archer, I told you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Damn it, Archer! Damn you! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Damn it, give it here. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Damn it, man, forget your kimonos. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Damn it, Ray! (VOCALIZES) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Damn it, trust me! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Damn it! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Damn it! Look, I think Malory is genuinely from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Damn it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Damn, Dawg. That was my B. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Damn, dawg... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Damn... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Darker black black suit. Woodhouse! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Darn. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Day's not over from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Daylight vampires, who are probably scuttling up the drain from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Dead animals. Then he got real big into model from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Dead. And now you, Mr. Archer, can join her in... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Decided they had to stone to death? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Decorations, some of those water guns shaped like dicks... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Defending scumbags as a public defender? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Defense of totalitarianism, but I'm not feeding Shane an from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Dementia, and ultimately, into death. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Democrat. But I think they give you a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Destroying us, now you even try to smuggle it into my country? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Developed a cure for... headsmash. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Devised a way to transport the cocaine from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Diapers, then you microwave different candy bars... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Dicks. Well? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Did I just... PAM: Prostitute! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Did I tell you? Here, give me your gun. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Did you fart in that? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Did you never see The Thomas Crown Affair? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Did you tell anybody we were hauling a shitload of coke? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Didn't you just call Cherlene, who owns the hotel? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Died from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Difference? They're both cold blooded from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Dirty Diaper Game... CYRIL: What in God's name is from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Dirty diapers, or he's up with the croup and there's no bourbon from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Disappointing you would... bite... alligator... ish.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Distributor cap, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ditto. I just don't want her to escape. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Do And also from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Do me, do me, do me! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Do me! Do me! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Do me! Do me. Do me. RAY: Ow! Ow! Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Do something! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Do something! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Do something. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Do that all day. I mean, to me, it sounds like from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Do you have any idea who we are? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Do you hear me?! Open this door! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Do you know what's insane?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Do, re from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Do, re, mi, fa No! Again! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, teeeeee! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Does the baby grow up in prison, or...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Does the why really matter? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Dogs! Especially now that we are once again receiving weapons. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Doing good, buddy. Archer! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Doing it right. Now move, so I can begin the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Don't even get me started on that. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Don't even sweat it, because... Hmm? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Don't hold your breath for a bid. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Don't say "literally being emasculated," because I looked that up, and... ick. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Don't shoot, don't shoot! We surrender! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Don't shut up. MALORY (sighs): Pam, I know you're in there. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Don't stop! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Don't take this the wrong way because I'm loving being your from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Don't turn it on. Do not touch the brake pedal. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Don't you dare! At the very least, I insist on a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Don't. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Don't... Why would you worry about that before you need to? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Doo, doo, doo... "Treason, I hereby forfeit ISIS headquarters. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Doors to cover, so we need to concentrate on chokepoints. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Down here selling cocaine. I can't believe that guy ratted from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Down here, left to rot in this godforsaken hole?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Down here. Cyril's just the Vader to your from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Down there with the more or less permanent scowl. MALORY: Señor Presidente, it from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Down! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Dozen cupcakes, a bunch of truck stops. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Dr. Krieger has devised a way to transport the cocaine undetected. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Dr. Krieger. KRIEGER: What...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Dressed like the whore the rest of the trailer park finally from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Dressing up like Mr. Archer, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Drop it on the ground. ARCHER: Do you know how bad from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Drop your weapons! I'm serious, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Drugs back, and that guy who sold 'em to me's not from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Drugs for arms operation from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Drunk and we almost had sex and, right before you passed out, you told me Malory had convinced you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Dude, drop it. I'm not gonna judge you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Duh, look at my house. I bet I got rugs worth a... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Duh! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Dukes! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Eat a dick, jungle. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Eating them from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Effect on recording audio. KRIEGER: Oh, was I supposed from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Eh, I'd say more of a mauve taupe? Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Eh? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Either have a stroke or spit it out. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Either heroic vigilantes trying to restore law from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Either, now that I think... RAY: Queer! (laughs) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Emasculate you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Embroidered hippie shirt and these gigantic bell bottoms, I from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Engaging in treason, espionage or anything else illegal. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Engine, listen to her howlin' roar... ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Enough fuel to make it there, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Enough fuel to... RAY: I said barely! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Eres guapo. A La Culebra! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Esmeralda but you may have a problem. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Especially after Mother gives you a shitty reference. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Especially if he goes into shock, which is why I'm from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Especially since your friends... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Especially you, Ms. Archer from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Espere! ¡Mira, mira! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Even if it almost got weird. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Even if it weren't legal, they'd enforce it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Even if Ray had filed a flight plan.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Even Southeast Asia, or... Hey, where's Ron? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ever had a baby in a war zone. You know... Okay, okay, okay. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ever. ARCHER: Well, yeah. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Every goddamn vehicle I get in? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Every goddamn vehicle I get in? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Everybody bangs pots and pans outside our room as we... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Everybody else is! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Everybody up all night with your damn hootenannies... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Everyone, raise a glass, and join me to toast Cherlene! Because and I happen to know from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Everything we need. It's like San Marcos has been from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Everything! They eat everything! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Everything. They took everything. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Everywhere. My... I want to say my from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Exactly. As in Doctor Who money. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Exactly. Now, if you two will excuse me, I need to go threaten and/or from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Except those of you who are to be executed. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Except you, Juliana. Let go of Cherlene and throw down the gun. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Exciting. I hope everyone dies. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Excuse me? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Excuse me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Exigent circumstances, like providing emergency assistance from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Explain particle physics to... a particle. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Expressing affection! It doesn't make him gay! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Eyes until you are blind. GILLETTE: Goddamn, Shawshank. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Faking my own kidnapping! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Family wearing ghost costumes to scare black people? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Fault for bringing cocaine without asking, but I suppose all's well that ends well. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Favor. If it is as pure as you say, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
FBI! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Feeling like you're super judgy and that's me?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Fellas loaded. ARCHER: Yeah, now you're from Archer (2009) - Season 5
File, just that weird quasi cornbread they have here. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Film in this? CHERLENE: Goddamn it! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Film, film! LANA: Quit putting rocket from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Find an ice machine? PAM: Huh uh. Ow, hang on... (groans) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Fine, $10 million! $50 million! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Firm twelve. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
First promise you won't be mad at me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Fix it! I will be on my tour bus from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Floor model. Oh, come on, we were all from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Football teams cross indexed with towns a black person just moved to. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
For $80. CYRIL: Please take me back. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
For a Swede! Either time that happened! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
For babies. I don't know I'm not a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
For cocaine. I've already sold, uh... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
For God's sake, Sterling, it's the government. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
For months. What the hell have you been from Archer (2009) - Season 5
For our current predicament, blame... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
For smuggling cocaine into Colombia? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
For that when it's both? Like in French or something? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
For the money. At least for now. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
For what mother, a funeral?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
For what? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
For what? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Forces consolidate their gains in the countryside, and now from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Forget pounds! We're doing kilos! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Forgive, yes. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Fourth Battalion withdraw, here comes First Armored, and now the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
France, Lana. Oui, maintenant je sais! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Freezing! KRIEGER: Film, film, film, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Frickin' arms it's... ugh... Archer time. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
From baby Bergdorf's. LANA: Oh, my God, it must've from Archer (2009) - Season 5
From Iran?! Did we at least free some hostages?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
From Kenny Loggins Roasters? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
From the FBI. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
From the get go and, since the coke's all here, let's get you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
From the rebels. We're sitting on an endless from Archer (2009) - Season 5
From the shadows, waiting for the night... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Fuel we're heavy. CYRIL: What do you mean, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Full stop? TOUGH GUY: Okay, this is the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Future on the next big shipment of Stinger missiles to that from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Game? Water guns shaped like dicks? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Games at the baby shower. There's Don't Drop the Baby, uh, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Gaping hole. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Gave away $5 million worth of cocaine? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Gave away, ate or just blew up and sank. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Geez, when you just list everything ISIS has done, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
General or...? MALORY: Ooh, this is from Archer (2009) - Season 5
GERD?! Lana, do you have GERD?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Get all pissy every time you mistake a Dutchman from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Get arrested for treason, I stand by you; become from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Get art. PAM: You obviously don't. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Get away from us! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Get down! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Get some hay ready to dry this little bastard off because now you are gonna push! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Get the cocai from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Get us out of these cuffs... (SNIFFING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Gettin' shitty drunk on two different kinds of liquor, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Getting divorced, right? MALORY: No. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Getting everything we need for the party, then... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Getting shot. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Getting towels! PAM: Who are you, Princess... hang on... Lana? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Getting us out of here. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Gilded Age mansion. Which where the hell is from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Give me that! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Glide ratio's maybe ten to one. But it's a lot less with the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Go ask Houdini. PAM (chuckling): Ask him from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Go find my son and bring him home to me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Go where? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Go, go, go, go, go! (Ray bleats) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Gobbles it all up, and Ron, take me to lunch. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
God damn it! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
God damn it! I'm with you, Lana. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
God damn it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
God damn, Huckleberry Finn! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
God made him the boss and all the other animals his food! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
God, right? Remember that? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
God, you're killing me here is what you're doing. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
God! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
God. CYRIL: Always. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
God. That's so freakin' unsafe. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Goddammit, tell me you're not Pam! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Goddamn baby shower?! CHERLENE: Ew! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Goddamn eggs and some Carolina fries, I would personally be from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Goddamn it, Cyril! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Goddamn it, where the hell is he? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Goddamn it, will you slow the shit down?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Goddamn it! This whole stupid baby shower from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Goddamn life. But you're the men, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Goddamn Yakuza because you people decided to steal from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Goddamn, Woodhouse. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Going Josh Randall on these dicks! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Going on? CYRIL (sighs): Maybe you're their god. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Going through a really hard time right now, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Going with that? PAM: Ice machine. CIL: Ooh, hey, I could use from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Gonna be playing the violin any time soon. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Gonna make it. (Cyril whimpers) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Gonna overdose on cocaine and die, or potentially famous from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Good buddy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Good bye from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Good bye, Archer. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Good bye, Mr. Archer. Give my regards to William Howard Taft. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Good country album cover or you call it food porn? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Good enough to pass in, say, a deli? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Good idea, that will give us something to do while we from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Good night, Travis County! There will be no encore! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Good. Yeah, we need plenty of room... until we dump them at a black site. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Gosh, I don't know. What am I supposed to do with a canister of nerve gas? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Gotta stitch... oh... ARCHER: Damn it, I don't have time for... wait, Pam, did you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Government in exile of La República de San Marcos! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Governments! Like the U.S. did in Guatemala, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Great great great uncle? He built them trying to tap into from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Gringos waltz in and start asking around for the woman from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Gross but turns out to be cool. PAM: Aw. CHERLENE (laughs): I love from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Gross. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
GUARD: Look, he ain't even here. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
GUARD: Not without a pass you're not. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
GUARD: Whoa, whoa, where you think you're going? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Guess I'm not a field agent anymore though from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Guess I'm rubbing off on you, Ray. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Guns because you know what they say... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Guys, if we get out of this, the first thing I'm gonna do, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ha ha! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ha ha! Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ha, hee, cold, cold, cold... LANA: And there, but for the grace of... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ha! Perfect, this is absolutely perfect. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ha! What're you laughing at? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Had a damn tiger. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hai. Hai. Hai. Mm kay, bye. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Half deaf. What if we move the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hammer down! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hands. The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is that good men from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hang on, buddy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hang on, dummy, we had a ton of cocaine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hang on, hang on! Wait, wait, wait. Damn it! I have something for this. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hang on! As amazing as it would be, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hang on. Bees. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hang on. Legs! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hang on. Thanks, doll. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hang on. Uh, tentacle porn, uh.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hang on. Wait, wait, wait. I I actually have something for this! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Happy? ARCHER: What, like, in from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Have been if he wanted. Look, the 22nd amendment to your constitution from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Have to assume, is a gigantic, Scrooge McDuckian vault. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Have you ever heard a country song? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Have... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
He didn't have money to buy weapons. He only had cocaine, but Iran from Archer (2009) - Season 5
He just played for the prisoners, dummy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
He said, sucking at being a lawyer. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
He wasn't actually in prison. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
He's around here somewhere, either puking or pissing on from Archer (2009) - Season 5
He's around here somewhere, either puking or pissing on from Archer (2009) - Season 5
He's crippled, Pam from Archer (2009) - Season 5
He's eating the keys? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
He's going to screw the dictator's wife and then shoot from Archer (2009) - Season 5
He's missing! With God knows how much of our dwindling cocaine from Archer (2009) - Season 5
He's not a vampire, idiot. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
He's okay don't come in here don't come in here he's okay! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
He's probably still at the Tuntmore. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Head, "Moby Dick." Bonham's a pussy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Heavy? ARCHER: You said we had from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Heh heh heh head! Non metaph phuh phuh phuh phuh from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Helicopters We should sell those 'Cause I'm a ropper. ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hell does he think he is doing? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hell! ARCHER (chuckles): This from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hello, best part. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hello? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hello? I've finished! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Her say that. That's got to be a real knee to the old emotional nut sack. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Here in my palace, I mean... CHERLENE: Yeah, it's blowing your mind, huh? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Here tees into a utility tunnel right in front of the house. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Here we go, stepping from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Here, and then, over everything... just white. Just layer after layer after from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Here! Oh, come on. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Here's my advice. (grunts, moans) Do with it as you will. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Here's to you, Hal Needham from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey Pam, relax, breathe you're doing fine... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, and speaking of pussies... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, are there more towels? Hey, are there more...? CYRIL: You realize this from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, Carol, you got any old timey silencers? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, do you mind? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, Donna, we got a carrier group in the Gulf, right? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, get me fizzy water! (Pam farts, laughs) Thanks! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, guy... (grunts) (Ray and Cyril squeak) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, I don't think we need to go into all the... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, save it for four ninths of the Supreme Court. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, so, did somebody order Chinese? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, so... yeah, hi, uh, I think maybe somebody's from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, speaking of rope... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, treebeard! Take me with you! You can do unspeakable from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, wait a second, I've got the perfect big ticket from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey, yeah, sweat it out, like Popeye Doyle. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hey! I'm serious! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hi, guys. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hi, I'm, uh... KENNY LOGGINS: Uh huh, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hi. Welcome to Nazi Canada! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Highly doubt you'll have a job tomorrow. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hijo de puta. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hilarious. You get a bunch of newborn from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Him back on the phone. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Him on that one. KENNY LOGGINS: Oh, really? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Him to make more profits to buy more weapons. Blah, blah, blah. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
His plan was to dress like a ghost? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
History?! What're you trying to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hit it! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hmm, see what I did there? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hmm? The door san? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hmm. Dear Gilf Hound 69... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hmm. Hmm hmm. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hmm. I dunno if I'd be comfortable with that. I mean, even for me, it's.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hold that thought. KRIEGER: Guys, come on, let's go! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Holding down the talk button thingy? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Holly? What's the FBI doing... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Holly's right. We do have a lot of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Holy shit, 26 times? Can't be good for me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Holy shit, yogurt is amazing! Why have I never tried yogurt?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Holy shit. What kind of colossal idiot from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Holy.... LANA: Dickballs. Yes, Pam, I got it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Honey, you're number 14 from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hope he doesn't call me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hot one... LANA: Wait, what, of us? I'm the hot one! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hounded by the fact that we betrayed our friends. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
House, where we... We've been selling cocaine for the CIA so they could buy arms from Archer (2009) - Season 5
HOUSEKEEPER: Mm hmm. PAM: So, I'm curious why from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How about get started on that list? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How bout a big ol' from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How can I? I've never heard of him. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How can they do that?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How can they seize my penthouse?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How could it be any worse? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How could we not? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How do you know about from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How do you not remember that? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How do you stand there and crack wise when this from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How does the title from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How far away is the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How frickin' outlaw country is that?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How have the rebels not wiped them out already? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How have you never tried yogurt? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How I went to night school to pass the CPA exam because I was so burned out from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How is there still an army? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How is this better than your second fake 50th? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How is this my fault? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How long are you going to throw that in my face?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How long are you gonna use that for an excuse? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How long will it take you, Archer, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How long? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How much money did you waste on that little boondoggle? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How should I know? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How should I...? Wait. How do you even know what a Bishop Score is? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How the hell should I... No... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How! A toast! PAM: Hear, hear! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
How? You sold a million dollars of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Huh from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Huh from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Huh? ARCHER: Mmm... yep. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Huh. I didn't think she'd actually from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Huh. Thought that would get more of a reaction. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hunting women to force them to have surgery against their will. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Hypertension, preeclampsia, Braxton Hicks contractions, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I no, I go smoke some menthols! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I Pam shut up, and Archer you know better, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I actually don't have to do it ever. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I actually don't know. My church didn't really do the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I almost said "evening." More like months, though, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I also know what I'm doing! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I am how you say? deep cover. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I am gonna beat the shit out of you, Cyril! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I am not... Oh, my God. I am way too old. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I am obviously talking to these gringos, and also, if I am here, then you are obviously not in from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I am open to blow jobs for money. I only got eight bucks on me, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I am, actually, which, whatever, but... (GUN COCKS) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I am. Starting now. Starting now... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I am... I am your biggest fan. Please, we go to the presidential palace? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I bet I wouldn't even enjoy... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I bet the Colombians didn't count on three passengers. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I bet the whole thing was his idea. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I booked Cherlene on Travis County Limits, and... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I bought a T shirt once where it stood for "Female from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I call that a lose lose lose! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I can handle I'm used to that but... not Archer. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I can't believe I married you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I can't believe they fell for that from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I can't believe they're taking our building. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I can't! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I can’t! It's... (BANGING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I correct you. You are wrong. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I could get extremely used to this. Matt, Joel, hi, shut up. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I could start smoking crack today, and he'd still from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I didn't crash it! That crooked idiot drunk murdering cop did! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I didn't do it! I was just... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I didn't have a follow up... to that. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I didn't mean with whipped cream! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I didn't put a gun to your heads. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I didn't want to step on anybody's toes, but byoink. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I didn't... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I don't believe it. He made it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I don't care about that. What I do care about are from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I don't care who you are, when you get zapped with 50,000 from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I don't have any... (spraying) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I don't know how this could possibly be any wor... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I don't know, 2,000 miles? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I don't know. I mean, if it were anybody else I'd say no, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I don't know. I think Grandpapa lost interest from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I don't think it's racist, it's just that I thought... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I don't think so, gringo. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I don't think so. One guy's wearing a T shirt from from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I don't understand what you're... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I don't want to read about Kenny Loggins; I want to read about from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I dunno, Cyril, maybe deep down from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I dunno, maybe the gun, or... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I dunno, yes, shut up. Ramón, I'm sorry but this whole from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I facetiously beg milady's pardon. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I flew the space shuttle... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I gained his trust. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I get 50% of the profits from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I give you... the Red Kriegtober from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I got beanbagged. (Pam growls) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I got certified as a doula, which, turns out, is not that hard. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I got it! Jesus! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I guess getting pooped out of a jaguar! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I have a country music star to manage. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I Have A Weird looking Vagina! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I have been bluffing the whole time, look. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I have been incredibly supportive of you! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I honestly don't know how much more I can take! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I hope you're a better lawyer than she is a singer from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I I did? Yeah, see, I always from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I I lied, okay? But hopefully our marriage is strong enough that, together and from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I I... No, I didn't. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I I'm starting to lose it down here. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I insist that you leave immediately, as you have entered from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I just feel like such a tourist. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I just frickin' got here, Ray! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I just had... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I just need to be sure you're not being held here from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I just thought it was because I banged the landlord's from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I knew you'd shoot without looking. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I know that?! I know it's bad, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I know the Yakuza will hunt us down forever, but I from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I know, right? CALDERÓN: Cherlene. CHERLENE: What?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I know, right? It's like, finally. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I know. I was kidding, stupid. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I learned it by watching you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I loathe knowing that I had sex from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I love Freaky Friday as much as the next gal, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean I can't leave you, stupid! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean it's not great, but... This is still some primo shit from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean, hopefully I won't have to defend anybody in court, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean, I assume rival drug dealers aren't gonna be too from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean, I assume she does. I do. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean, I'm definitely a doctor, so... no, I think we're good. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean, if you think we have time. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean, in gangster movies, they're always like... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean, not good enough to deposit in a bank, but... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean, not literally to your heads from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean, not right then necessarily, although "tongue" from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean, unless he's got a nuclear warhead in his pants... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean, we're talking major security clearance, so you got to assume there's a pretty from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean, yeah! Duh from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I mean... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I meant it'll be boring from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I meant once we get there! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I must accept. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I must meet this woman. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I need... MALORY: WIC! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I never, ever, ever take his side! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I only lost 44.092 pounds of it, mother. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I probably wasn't going to anyway. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I promise. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I really shouldn't say anything. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I resent how you never take anything seriously, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I said don't come in here! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I said Ms. Archer had an affair with the head of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I said that's ridiculous, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I say yes, I know some maybe people, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I see now, what you were saying. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I swear to God, if I find out you're lying to me... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I swear to God, if you send me to freakin' rehab, I'll from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I switched the coke in Little Rock, 'cause I was worried that... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I think she's in a pretty good place. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I think that's why the colored maids never felt from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I think we may have a deal here. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I think what Ray did was awesome. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I think you just stumbled backwards into a CIA arms deal. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I think you just stumbled backwards into a CIA arms deal. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I think. I mean, it's in there, and she's alive. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I thought that was gonna be way more epic firebally from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I thought they were cocks. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I thought we were running away from them! ARCHER: Hang on, shut up, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I thought you bought it from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I told you, all about the machismo. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I took three Valium! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I took your falafel, and you were chasing me all around the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I trust the brain chip implant was a success? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I used to get it from work from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I want Archer dead! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I want my phone call. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I want to go back to sleep! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I want to say "both," but I also don't want you to stop my heart from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I want to say Burt Reynolds from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I want to say... Burt Reynolds? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I wanted you to play a baby shower. (coughs) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I was about to murder us in the jungle? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I was going to be unhappy. Now, then. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I was gonna say cock. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I was kidding. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I was. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I will shoot this guy right in the... (GUNSHOT) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I wish you the best of luck in the years ahead, which you will spend in prison. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I won't even dignify that with a response. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I wonder what ever happened to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I would have thought that goes without saying. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I would, actually. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I, my beautiful wife, will live a simple life in the hills, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I, uh, hate to agree with Archer, but it could be from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I... CALDERÓN: Not you, you baboon faced baboon. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I... Is there a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I... Jesus Christ, I'm sorry! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I... no, not what, huh? Damn it, man, I was sleepwalking. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I... oh, got a, I got a... whoa, ho, ho, ho, oh, ho, ho, oh, no!
I... oh, got a, I got a... whoa, ho, ho, ho, oh, ho, ho, oh, no! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I... that... I I don't... There's no need to bother the... Eh, look from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I... that's... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I... Wait, where am I in that scenario? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I... Wait, why would I be mad at you? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I... wait. So, in three weeks, you go from from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I... Wow, it seems like you've actually given this from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'd also waste five precious minutes of my head from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'd have to be super drunk, like so drunk from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'd have to be. And I will be, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'd start talking. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'll be your doctor. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'll burn it down to the ground from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'll mail you your furs. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'll send up some help. And, missy, you had better watch it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'll start looking for a laundromat from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm a federal agent, and I'm coming! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm actually an excellent lawyer. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm afraid of any apex predator from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm afraid your breakfast will be four minutes late. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm Cherlene now. And if somebody don't fry me six from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm finally gonna get the outlaw country cred I deserve. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm fine. Just get out, leave me alone! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm going to the kitchen to make sure he doesn't from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm gonna be bigger than Mac Davis. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm gonna be pretty upset from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm gonna beat the shit outta both of y'all. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm gonna go Jerry Lee on your ass! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm gonna pour a ring of gas around me and set it on fire. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm kidding, obviously. RAY: Are you? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm not a dictator! I'm a president, like your Jorge Washington! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm not eating the goddamn keys! Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm not even supposed to drink regular iced tea. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm not FBI, and he's not a... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm not here. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm not looking at her goddamn va... Joinks! Well, you don't need to shave. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm not telling Mother I lost the original hundred pounds from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm not your secretary, Lana! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm pretty darn excited to be practicing law again. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm serious we can go underground, get new identities, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm serious, Archer, cut it out. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm serious, you are not putting those on me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm serious, you are not putting those on me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm seriously asking. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm seriously asking. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm so angry right now I can't even... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm sorry, Lana. I said a woman, not a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm sorry, uh, Yoshi from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm sorry, was there from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm Special Agent in Charge Holly, and you are extremely under arrest. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm sure it will, okay here's the dilly from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm taking command! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm trying to get this stupid angle right, Lana, so you can look in the mirror from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm trying to make that a thing people say, like, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I'm with Archer. I think those bikers just wanted to rob us, or... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I've already done that. Let him go from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I've got a concussion. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I've got a concussion. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I've got good news and good news. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I've got the whole house wired up. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
I've helped a cow give birth in the barn? Plus, one time, my sister Edie? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Identify yourself. RAY: Uh, guys? ARCHER: Just tell them Slater from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Idiots! (both yelling) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Idiots. All right, I need them here from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If anything goes wrong I'm holding you responsible. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If anything, I've been too lax, but please, let me benefit from from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If he calls here, my plan, in its entirety, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If I end up having to murder Kenny Loggins. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If I get any more relaxed I will literally die! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If invited in, law enforcement can enter your home from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If it even is a crime. I mean, is it? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If she even had a tiger. Plus, at this rate, we're gonna from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If the CIA is backing the rebels against Calder... Ohhh! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If we don't spend it this year, we can't get an increase next year. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If we even make it to prison! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If we get out of here alive, I'll buy you all new cocaine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If witness protection ever sends people to the Virgin Islands. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If you call me buddy again, I will put the bullets in your body by hand! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If you get hit in the chest between heartbeats, you can die. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If you spend any of this on heroin, you better buy enough to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If you were honest with yourself, you would realize from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If you're satisfied with your voice mail greeting, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
If you've got any sense, you'll fill your pockets, too! Because your regime is from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Illegal activity, I demand that you... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Immediately deposed by me, but the situation is, as they say, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Immunity, testify against them, then you and I go into witness from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Implying that you two haven't ever, cough, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Important distinction. LANA: Sorry, can I be a nag for a second? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Important to me, so I made Woodhouse get it from Mother's from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Imposed the presidential term limits, but it wasn't passed by your congress until 1947, and from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In a free country, where the world's largest manufacturers of sugary cereals are allowed to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In a supermax prison and... Oh, wait. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In an airplane full of cocaine! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In Casa de Addams Family with you two! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In my prison canteen account. I'm looking your way, Mr. Archer. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In the blocker car, duh, if Cyril didn't just break the stupid axle. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In the house. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In the room. Namely... What are we gonna do with literally, not figuratively, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In the trunk of a taxi to the airport, your belly full of diamonds and vodka, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In there about fairy dust and then what happens? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In West Virginia. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In which case, I would not put a lot of money from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In which... No, you obviously wouldn't from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In your work! Not that you ever do any, but... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
In... several mirrors! PAM: Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Inappropes. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Inappropriate. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Including anything you find on my computer. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Including the black caiman, which can grow up to 22 feet! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Incoming bombers! From their heading, they appear.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Incredible. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Initial supply of 1,000 kilos of cocaine, we... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Instead of those little rubber bands in there, it's just, you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Intel? No, do not compare what we from Archer (2009) - Season 5
International cartel. But let me be clear. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
International contacts from your ISIS days. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Interspecies breeding, and get on with your life! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Into a CIA backed, anti Communist, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Into the goddamn ocean! ARCHER: I'll take my chances from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Irish Mob. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is a cash based business. Why don't I just leave that from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is a finite amount of golden hour. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is Bravo Twelve. Redeploy your troops to sector four. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is completely unenforceable. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is either plutonium or a human soul from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is it murder if they were my own clones? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is it not? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is it too late to not have it? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is just muy complicado. Sorry, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is somewhat my fault, Cyril. We can talk about it later. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is stolen and crammed full of guns and cocaine! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is such an honor to meet you. I'm Malory Archer. CALDERÓN: Wow. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is that what you were going to say?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is that why you're up on those goddamn cans? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is that? RAY: Isaac goddamn Newton! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is the part where I hold you responsible. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is the White House has lost faith in your ability to win this war! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is there a Ruby? See if there's a Ruby. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is there a Ruby?! PAM: It's pretty close to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is there some way I can make this all up to you? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is this about the fake hydrogen bomb? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is to ask him where he is. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is what happened. LANA: And it's... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Is... is that what I think it is? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Isn't a hotel, right? LANA: And even if it were, that is not how you'd go about from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Isn't it? Since we started scrabbling for from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Isn't loco, it's Wait, what's the word from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It almost always does. Case in point. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It almost always is. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It be? I mean... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It costs, like, two grand a day just to keep them alive. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It doesn't sound very good. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It doesn't work with a bow... tiiiiiiiiieeeeee! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It freaked me out seeing her cry like that. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It has a simple elegance. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It is absolutely a thing, and do you just not have from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It is. In the cage in the pantry. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It just kind of spun by itself! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It just needs to be constructive. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It looks kind of... KRIEGER: Ugh, Pam, they can't leave valuable towels and ice from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It never struck you as odd from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It said, baffling medical science. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It sounds kind of bad. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It still says "German East Africa." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It up, I slap on a mailing label from the printer, bing bang from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It up! (all exclaiming) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It up! Hey oh! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It was 1940! CYRIL And where am I supposed from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It was like seeing my dad cry. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It was muy complicado Lana! And the last wish from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It was still a stupid, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It was too heavy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It. Apparently, Krieger's online from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It. Apparently, Krieger's online from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It... I think I actually may from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's 5:50 in the goddamn morning! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's 8:30 in the morning. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's a breast pump. Go ahead and use it now if you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's a good servant's worst nightmare from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's a kidnapping, it's a kidnapping to kidnap me, Cherlene! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's a layette. Onesies, binkies, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's a mononym, like Cher. CYRIL: Pliny. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's a narco sub. For transporting cocaine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's all about machismo. Last chance! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's all about machismo. Last chance! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's all gravy to him. ARCHER: Yeah, Lana. I was actually wondering that from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's all over the news every night from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's all your fault, it's all your fault. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's an exciting time for her. LANA: This. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's annoying vagueness. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's bad enough I'm packed into this flying boxcar with you... (gasping) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's been a long night. ARCHER: Oh, yeah, wh why are from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's better to have a gun and not need it than to be the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's counterfeit! Every last bill! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's for Pam's own good. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's for your own good, dear. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's full of nerve gas, and I don't know where it's aimed! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's good because it's cocaine! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's like you said, he's dug in there like a tick, and... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's me, dear, Mrs. J. Edgar Hoover's mother. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's not as if I had a choice. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's not exactly worthless. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's not just a shower, it's more communal, like a Japanese onsen, or... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's okay, stupid, I forgive you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's Pam's fault we had to give the Yakuza 100 kilos. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's Ron. Hello... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's so weird, I mean, she's a billionaire, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's some kind of unholy, adolescent human amphibian hybrid creature. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's the army. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's the jungle, nobody digs graves, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's totally undetectable by the Coast Guard. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's um, uh... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's your CB handle! I told it to everybody from here to Kentucky! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's your fault we're in this stupid jungle in the first place! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's your mother. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
It's your own fault. ARCHER: Debatable. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Item Cadillacs! Nope. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Item two... Woodhouse! Get in here! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Its face, or taste the salty spray of the sea, I... I... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Itty bitty booties, blah blah blah. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
J 'accuse! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
J. Alfred Gotrocks. ARCHER: What? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jealous, and so you just want to ruin it for me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jeezy Petes! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jesus Christ, come on, you idiot. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jesus Christ, have you people never even heard of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jesus Christ, how long does it take him from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jesus Christ, woman, calm down! We've got five hours of fuel, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jesus Christ. Thanks for the concussion, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jesus God, woman, nothing is ever good enough for you! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jesus, I feel so helpless out here! What if something goes wrong? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jesus, Ron, man up. I've been shot... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jesus, that's like a mile. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jesus, what is wrong with you two? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jesus, what is wrong with you? LANA: I guess I just don't from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jesus! Alright already! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jesus. LANA: I, um... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jim Messina is a genius, and without him, no Poco. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jinx! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Johnny Cash was in Folsom Prison and San Quentin, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jorge Washington which, apparently, I've been mispronouncing wrong this whole from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Jug down! MALORY: As difficult as that from Archer (2009) - Season 5
JULIANA: Exhausting. ARCHER: Mmm. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
JULIANA: Juliana Calderón. MALORY: A pleasure to meet you, Juliana. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
JULIANA: No. CALDERÓN: Uh, darling, how was your afternoon? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
JULIANA: Oh. MALORY: I'm sorry, may I call you... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
JULIANA: So hot and sweaty. To be honest, I'm ARCHER: Mmm. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just because it's from the outlet store doesn't mean from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just call me Slater. And sorry about the beanbag. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just doing your job, but if Kenny doesn't get this from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just forgive me for what's about to happen. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just let me clear the ol' from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just lying around. Hotel profit margins are very thin. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just making sure you're not into preggo porn. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just once, why can't you take... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just once, why can't you take... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just pick a stupid car. But the perfect car, so that for from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just some guys. We'll go see them, they're cool, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just to screw with everybody, because of your complete... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just waltz into enemy territory and... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just want to hand them an M 16. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Just what do you people think the letters FBI stand for? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
K Log needs to pay for sex, do you? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
K Log won't shoot, punk? ARCHER: No, I think K Log is from Archer (2009) - Season 5
K Log, damn it. RICKY: Yeah, I'm kind of with from Archer (2009) - Season 5
K Log. (sighs) Jesus, don't ever get a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Keep him out of the kitchen. All right, fan out! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Keep your voice down. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: (sighs) Yes. CHERLENE: Wow, snotty. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: Aah! PAM and RICKY: Aah! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: As if you don't know. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: Drop it! (gun cocks) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: How? ARCHER: Uh... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: Mm, more just embarrassed. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: No, I didn't. (crash, glass shatters) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: Oh, yeah? Well, I think you need to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: Shit. ARCHER: Ooh, okay. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: Tell Borgnar I'll see him in hell! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: Uh, hang on. Hit him again. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: Wait, what? ARCHER: The Dirty Diaper from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: Well, maybe because it's in the rider, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: Why do I pay you 20 grand a month? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KENNY LOGGINS: Zap, Ricky, zap! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Kenny Loggins? ARCHER: Wha...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Kidnapping idea when we have more time, but she still has from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Kidnapping the Pope... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Killing me over a briefcase full of what I can only assume from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Kilos of cocaine, which was worth about $6 million, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Kind of doula would I be if I let you have more... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Kind of like the A Team, but we sell drugs. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Kind of looked ex military, now that you mention it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Kitchen, the top of the grand staircase, the.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Knocking up the au pair, flunking out of college, and from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Know what? Never mind. But, spoiler alert, Vader ends from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Know. ARCHER: Lana! Lana! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Know... CYRIL: Dicks? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Knows he's a little GILF. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Knows she'll be murdered if anyone finds out she's La from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Krieger sells it all! ARCHER: Before what? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Krieger, do you think a chip could cure someone of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Krieger, I am about two seconds away from telling from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Krieger, I assume the whatever... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: Aah! But you were temporarily so happy! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: Am I supposed to be recording this? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: And when I realized it would never feel the wind on from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: Archer! ARCHER: What?! KRIEGER: Ow, ah, hang on... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: But if she eats them, we lose the whole red, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: Eh... MALORY: What? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: Goddamn it! MALORY: Oh, for the.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: Gross. CHERLENE: Oh, my God. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: I blew it up! Goddamn you all to hell, I blew from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: It's, um, you know, not... It's... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: No. It's like shopping online, only from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: Of me! We're running to find them. PAM: Wait, what? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: Ooh, hang on, maybe this is it. PAM: I don't know. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: There's still a little cocaine left. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: Wait, literally? LANA: No, Krieger, not from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: We pack it up and MALORY: Oh, for... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: We will never recognize Tanganyika! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: Well, it's not that so much as... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: Well, whatever, as long as they don't nationalize from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: What're you... we can't kill them! PAM: Well, not now. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: Yeah, if it's insane to use an X gen asymmetric onion from Archer (2009) - Season 5
KRIEGER: Yes! Good, yes, that is perfect! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Krieger. KRIEGER: What the hell was from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Krieger's the loose cannon, Judd Nelson, and Lana, you're... um... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
L am. Thank you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
La Madrina, yes, the Godmother. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
La... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lab, so take Ray and see if you can find some info on how to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA (whistles): Pressing on. So then you stumble into another from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA Even if you give back the pills? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana he gave his palabra! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana, cut it... Ow! Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana, did you find an arms dealer? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana, go through the old ISIS files and find an arms dealer from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana, I need a woman's touch! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana, let it go. Jesus. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana, Ramón vouches for them, I vouch for him, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana, we had long talks about this. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana, you and I, more me, were two of the best from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: (chuckles) Okay, calm down. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: (gasps) Archer. ARCHER: Because you're from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Although not for lack of trying. ARCHER: Exactly, that's my from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: And do we want to talk about this or... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Aw, Cyril. Who's next? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Because that thing's a hundred years old. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Calderon? (gasps) As in Gustavo Calderon? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Film! It's the best time to record from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: How does that thing leave this room? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: How's the balls? ARCHER: Ruined? I'm pretty sure? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: I am, and also, happy Opposite Day. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: I don't... MALORY: The point is, they from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: I will, Archer. I really will. AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER: from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: I'll be happy when I can sleep without getting up to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: It's from a song? ARCHER: Yes, it's from a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Krieger. ARCHER: Yeah, Krieger. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: No, Archer, I mean why! What happened to no more anonymous sex? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Oh, my God, you guys. KRIEGER: Me first, here! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Oh, my God. MALORY: What the hell are you talking about? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Oh! MALORY: So do yourself and from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Oh. Oh, okay. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Okay, let me stop you. Having the baby don't know why from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Okay, not that, but wait, really? ARCHER: Yeah, I've totally from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Really? ARCHER: I've totally, relatively cleaned up my act. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: So, what, you think I'm Ally Sheedy? MALORY: Are you all just from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: So, you leave here with a bunch of the first load of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Still talking about this. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: That cannot still be a thing. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: That's good. CALDERÓN: Please, come, come. Come, come, come, come, come. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: The... PAM: The light takes on a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Uh, hang on. Okay. (clears throat) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Uh, Malory? (Malory screams) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Um... KRIEGER: Or the Red from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Wait, seriously? Molly Ringwald. ALL: Eh... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Wait, what? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Well played. PAM: I've got crate lag. LANA: And where are you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Well, it's Tanzania now, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: What? ARCHER: Yes, she's the rich one, she's a redhead... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: What? MALORY: It's like welfare but from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: What?! MALORY: What... do you want? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: When have you ever been on a bus? ARCHER: No, from the movies from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Which, again... MALORY: I know, but if from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Why would you think that?! ARCHER: I'm sorry, do you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Wow. This baby shower actually went from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Yeah, because I'm curious how we tell Calderón we turned six million dollars' from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: Yeah, I got that. But do you think the cover for a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
LANA: You are what's wrong with me! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana! He's helping a dear friend! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana. Are you crazy? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lana's baby shower. PAM: Goddamn it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Landing. LANA: Thank you for hearing my concerns. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Last of it. The weight's good. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lately you've been putting so much pressure on him. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Laughing at "dicktrap"? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Launch sequence accelerated. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Launch sequence initiated. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Launch this giant nerve gas missile at, uh.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Launders it in inner city methadone clinics, and pumps it right back from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Layer of pure white. Until you can see nothing of the painting below. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lead. PAM: Could I just follow from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Leader's name was... SLATER: Slater. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
League that impregnating her would've basically been from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Leak out of a...? Ow! Ow! Cut it... Ow, goddamn it! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Leaving? They can't compel a husband and from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lemme eat forty pounds of coke filled rubbers, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lemme stop you, before you say from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Len Trexler.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Let go of me! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Let it go. And give me one of those mints. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Let me do it! Come on! Just for a minute! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Let Sterling deal with this in that ridiculous blocker car. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Let's give an M 16 to a bunch of wild Indians! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Let's go here. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Let's just give Moto his drugs and be glad we dodged from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Let's just give them Cherlene. That is the very definition of a win win! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Let's see Ms. Archer bitch about that. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Let's set up lunch with Adnan Khashoggi, I... (knocking) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Liberals say this much, conservatives say this much... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Like a big bag of cocaine! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Like an idiot. You look like, uh... Oh, my God. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Like Kenny Loggins is gonna be registered under his own name. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Like this is about you and not really about Lana from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Like we're selling cocaine to little kids. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Like you to meet your daughter, Abbiejean. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Like, 50 times I asked you about that! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Like, fifty times I tried to explain this! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Like, maybe a helicopter pad, or...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Like, nearing the end of her rope. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Like, twice as much cocaine! MALORY: Is this the part from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Likes the Paco Rabanne. (gasps) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Literally and figuratively. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Literally emas... (coughs) Okay, so, for a few weeks, I've from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Literally tons. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Literally true. Oye, muchachos! Agarrenlos! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Literally. PAM: Aww. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Loaded the plane with the weapons, said we were heading from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Loggins?! KENNY LOGGINS: Ricky, bad from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Look at you, drinking Ben Franklin's wine like it's Kool Aid, surrounded by from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Look, here's some cocaine puddin; here's some more from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Look, here's the thing about the McCracken brothers... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Looks like old Snowball done it again! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lot of pretty major expenses coming up, and since we haven't from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Loud. I have cigarettes, if you want from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ls this all just a game to you people? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ly. MALORY: Uh huh. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Lying in the road. Come on, you don't want a thing like that falling into the wrong from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ma'am from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mad, but they are in pretty dangerous territory, and Ray from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Made a connection, Cyril. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Made... in Georgia. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Maid, or working in the laundry, even one time helping to carry some rocks? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Make a phone call, and someone will come. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Make it back somehow. And I'm not doing that selling cocaine, thanks to Sterling, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Make you walk alone from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Makes it kinda weird. I... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Makes more sense. LANA: Than...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Making music and packaging cocaine, so this baby shower is from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY (chuckles): Well, thank you. Anyhoo, hello? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY (chuckling): Well... LANA: But... Hush. I have a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY (sighs): How do you not know about San Marcos? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY and ARCHER: Lana, I swear... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY and ARCHER: No, not from me! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: "Woo," exactly. Then I am happy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: (sighs) Lana, it's too late to... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: American. ARCHER: Yeah, and the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: And gripe all you want, but no one is eating Eggs from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: And so Gillette lands safely I'm sure there's a joke from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: And so our heroes, such as they are, have run out from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: And so, starting now, in addition to the country from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: And so... ARCHER: Jesus. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: And then how do they get the cocaine? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Are you bothering them? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: But... so do people e mail you, or...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Cyril, this is an opportunity to finally make from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Enough already! My God, are you people paid by the word? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Excuse me? ARCHER: I meant the pain of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Good, then it's settled. ARCHER: If you say so, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Gustavo Calderon, aka Baby Gus, is the president of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: I beg your pardon? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: I think you've managed to stumble backwards from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: I... defer to you? CALDERÓN: Then yes, I think to start. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: I'm sorry, may I call you Gustavo? CALDERÓN: No. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: I'm sorry? CALDERÓN: Tanks? MALORY: For? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: If I can just stop you there from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: If I see this glass empty again, I will be very from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Is she bothering you? OTHERS: Yes! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Item one: Woodhouse, sc****. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Join the club. Because believe me, if I had from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Krieger! KRIEGER: Mm? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Krieger? KRIEGER: Well, I needed from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Lana, when I want you to talk, I will tell you, and from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Not you. Really? $200? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Nothing! ARCHER: Yeah, Lana. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Now, he's the one who teabagged you? (Pam growls suggestively) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Obviously from Sterling. ARCHER: Obviously from Mother. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Oh, blow it out your ass! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Oh, how... JULIANA: Inspiring, really. MALORY: Mmm. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Oh, my God. ARCHER: Yeah, I could've from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Oh, tanks! ARCHER: Thanks. Tanks? MALORY: We do tanks! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: On what? Sterling, with you, that could almost literally be anything. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Preferably one who cooks. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Ray, Cyril, go help Krieger pack the cocaine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Sterling, how are you not dead? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Sterling! Where are your manners? ARCHER: Probably in my room, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Stop bothering them. LANA: They're the ones... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Tell me what's going on or I will literally from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: That's the CIA's problem. Calderón doesn't care. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: The problem, Señor Presidente, the problem, you see, the problem is... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: They are trying to make a record, Lana, and there from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: We are in the arms business. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: We are? CALDERÓN: And discussing a shipment of four American tanks. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Well, I should hope so. Or is that not...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Well, I suppose me. And all of this. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Well, it was either that or... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Wha...? No! CALDERÓN: Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, sorry, I'm from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: What the... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: What? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Which is why these feckless idiots lost 200 kilos from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Why would I want to ruin your album? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Wonderful. CYRIL: I was going to say from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Woodhouse, dear, I need some more ice. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Woodhouse? WOODHOUSE: Mum. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: Yoo hoo! And about that, I was hoping that you and I could discuss from Archer (2009) - Season 5
MALORY: You're welcome to. I, personally, am going to bed. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Man, that must kill. ARCHER: Yeah from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Man, why bother with coke? I just made 100,000 pesos for from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Man! Now gimme the goddamn weapon. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Maricela? Wait, or Ruby? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Matter of my putting the deed to my apartment in your name. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mawp! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mawp. Mawp. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
May also kiss the bride. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
May crush the rebel dogs. Did they tell you what is for dinner? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Maybe at ISIS. But on ISIS missions, you had from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Maybe I was busy saving your life once, and then you shot me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Maybe not in the hall, but it's not like they make ice with trays. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Maybe not now, but I know you still have a lot of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Maybe someday you'll meet a mummy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Maybe we'll get lucky, find an entire town that wants to commit suicide. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Maybe wherever he got that new kind of V.D. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
McCracken brothers, Phil and Odie. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Me about that until just now? PAM: You said shut up, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Me Coronel Ana Maria Delgado de la Policía Nacional. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Me some towels? PAM: Yep! KRIEGER: You're not going to, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. CYRIL: Krieger? What'd you, see a ghost? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Me, missy. You are getting a brain chip, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Me. Scrooch! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Me. What the...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mean why? LANA: Wh... Yes! Why?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Means. What I don't know is who you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Measly pounds of cocaine?! Or whatever we're down to now, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Meat is blood and bones and sinew! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Meat is whatever the tiger says is meat, because from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Meep, meep, meep! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Meep? Meep? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Meep. Meep. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Meets Scarface! That makes me... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Meh, heh, heh. I'm a hateful shrew! And this is my idiot son, Archer. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Meh. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Memory of me as a child, and it's snowing, and there's a creepy old man trying to take me from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Merchandise. (Pam and Cherlene shouting) (guns clicking) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mexico, Colombia, the Orient. I bet it wouldn't be too hard to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Miami. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Middle of a civil war. Communist rebels are tearing from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Middle of the damn Everglades. RAY: Well, not within fuel from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Million more dicks, like, uh, if you cut open a golf ball, only from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Million? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mind driving around in a new Cadillac, do you? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Minus however much Pam ate, probably two kilos. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Minus the 20 kilos you sold for Monopoly money, oh, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Minutes to launch: 150. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Minutes to launch: 180. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Minutes to launch... six... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mis amigas, por favor! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Missed everything, and his prognosis is excellent from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Missy! Read it! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mixed it, called my phone and left it as a message, stole your from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mm, like, three out of four, tops. You big baby. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mmkay, two, how can you eat a pound of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mmm, I didn't know it was that good. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mmm, mm hmm. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mmm, no, all we've got so far is Spyridon Skorpio from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mmm, yeah, and so... anything post World War I? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Moot point, though, really, if you're an American from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mother, be careful, that crazy thing's got a mind of its own. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mother, come on, we're not... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mother, do that. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mother! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mother. CALDERÓN: No, no, no, I'm sorry, I I thought this was why from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mother's the one who got us arrested for treason from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Movement. Just like Hannibal at the battle from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mr. Archer, please turn around and place your hands behind your back. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mr. My Mother's A Lying Bitch And I'm Too Stupid To Realize from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Multi talented wife! You are here! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Murder Kenny Loggins. PAM: Wait, wait, wait, wait, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Music business, which... CHERLENE: Right? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My album's coming out, and it's gonna be huge, and you're all from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My baby's not gonna be a coke addict! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My contact's people may buy the rest. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My father fought the rebels, his father fought the rebels... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My God, are they... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My God, how I envy the deaf. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My God, I have so many questions. Are you clones of me? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My God, I'm broke. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My God, it's not as if I care. As long from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My God, they could already be dead! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My har to beat, yerp, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My husband kicked me out of my own home, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My Life's A Pathetic Joke! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My men must think this was my decision. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My muscly shoulders poking into your tum tum? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My point, unless Pam from Archer (2009) - Season 5
My point. Is how did you, Malory, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Myself. MALORY: All that matters is that Calderón pays us for this from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nah, Cheryl's gone. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Name tag. ARCHER: (gasps) Ruby! Ruby! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Named Borgnar. And I don't want your crazy from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nationwide. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
n****es you're suddenly so nuts about. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Never felt better! I hope that lasts. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Never forgive this debt of honor. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Never! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Next time, remind me to get shot in the head. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nice, eh? Is the best club in Miami. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nice. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nice. Anyway, they called us in, uh, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No more of that bush league nonsense. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No no no no no! Again! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No one here was shot by the Yakuza? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No phrasing thing is killing me. RAY: Best case, our from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, actual piracy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, actually, here it goes. I'm leaving. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, but my word is literally law. One of the perks of being a dictator. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, don't, no, don't... (gunshot) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, don't! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, gracias. Yo tengo mucha cocaína. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, I can't go out like this... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, I didn't mean another animal. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, I was gonna say "hat." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, I... (GASPS) Oh, my God, that's right. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, I'm fine, don't worry about me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, I'm honestly not judging you... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, I'm not, Lana, so shut your dicktrap. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, Leon! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, move! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, no, nah. Smoked a reefer cigarette once. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, no, never mind. It's just a fan. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, no, no, leave me alone! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, no, no, no, no. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, no, no, that's the best part, it's here! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, no, no, wait, come on, Lana, I I'm sorry, but from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, no, no, you don't walk off after one song; you get back out there this instant. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, no, not all of it. (Pam sobbing) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, no, not just him. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, no, they seemed nice, jazz cats from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, no. I... Look, I know, but go outside the palace walls, and trust me, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, not the minute they're... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, not the room. These. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, please stay. Mi amor, may I present to you Sterling Archer, and also his charming mother Malory. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, please, don't disturb me, I think I'm getting a migraine... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, Ramón, getting my stolen money back from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, sir, he... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, that's barges. Shut up! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, uh uh, nope. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, we can't, or we can fly out from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, we... Well, we had a tonne, T O N N E, also known from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, we're in Central America. (gasps) CHERLENE: Oh, my God! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, why don't we buy guns? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, you definitely smelled a skeleton. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, you did. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No, your utter contempt for your own mortality! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No! Let me go! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No! That was something else! He was never with us as a child! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No! We are so not married! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No? All right, then I will. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No? No? No? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No. We're we're not going back. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nobody move from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nobody move! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nobody move! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nobody move! FBI! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nobody really knows! Hang on! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nobody wants an enema. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
None of the doctors had ever seen before... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nope. Do you know who we are? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Normal size, non metaphorical bullets. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not a... Amish Bible! PAM: You got to sex that shit from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not always Randy. GILLETTE (chuckling): Oh, my from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not anyone personally; it's idiotic. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not as scary as having to live from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not even a name? What if this "person" is from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not even with an infrared camera. MALORY: So... what's the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not gonna lie to you, I had a couple, or six plus you keep from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not her birthday from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not invading Quebec. ARCHER: Oh, yeah, then they from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not like you have a man waiting for you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not moving in. I was smart enough to put from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not now, you shriveled... MALORY: Wait a minute. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not one word. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not ratified by the requisite number of American states until 1951, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not screwing up this deal, because if it all goes well, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not see you there. I was comforting this brave from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not that kind of chokepoints. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not to give a... ♪ LANA: Goddamn it! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not to jail with you and your mother. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not to mention a bunch of people, which, compared to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not to mention four kinds of caiman, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not until he admits he's been half assing from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not until you apologize. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not without a blood transfusion, no. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Not without a blood transfusion. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nothing! You don't just turn it off! It wasn't my war! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nothing. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Nothing. It's the keys! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now I'm coming from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now I'm coming from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now I'm coming from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now I'm coming Coming home to you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now I'm coming home to you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now move that big fat smelly ass, you hear? A Day No Pigs Would Die? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now push that button, right there. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now we just have to see if t were any adverse side effects. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now what the hell is in that briefcase? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now what was her name? I want to say Mariela? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now who's the ditz, huh? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now, get out there and have some fun! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now, I cannot stress this enough, Pam: follow my lead. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now, I would like a ride home, please. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now, if you will excuse me, I need to remove my underwear with a blowtorch. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now, look, before either of us does something we'll both from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Now, remember, let me do the talking. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Number of hands, but they're currently kind of full and you need a slappin', so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Numbness of my nipples. MALORY: And why are you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Numerous... long talks. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
O.D. on, bec... WOODHOUSE: Will do! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Obituary was going to read anyway. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Obstructing... a federal agent... is a felony... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Obstruction results in the bodily injury of said agent, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Obviously 110 AC, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Obviously, but.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Obviously! I mean look at those big bastards! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
OctKrieger. I can't decide from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Odessa. You know, the ratlines? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of "plain view," anything illegal say, a truckload of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of a coma from when I drowned, saving your life eight months ago? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of amphetamines, so now they're gonna cut her head off. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of Cannae. And also Keith, in my from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of cocaine! ARCHER: Yeah, La... Oh. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of course you don't, because you don't live from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of fuel and... what. RAY: No, no, no! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of God, man, jump! CYRIL: Just throw out the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of her heroic struggle to finally triumph over it? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of itself, but it's better than the cocaine donuts and whipped from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of skills Pam, legs! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of treason, we are now forced to transfer from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of worthless counterfeit money? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of your food and share it with people. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of your share of the profits. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Of.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Officially over. And I've seen coups from Angola to Zanzibar, and this is how it ends: from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh my God Lana, Lana, you know what I could from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh my God Lana, Lana, you know what I could from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh my God, I forgot about the space pirates! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh okay so I should take life advice from from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, all right! We obviously can't go to war from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, and by the way, Officer, there's another 2,000 from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, and it was a good idea to lock up all the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, and just so you know, that's exactly how from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, and our health insurance. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, and some meat. Do we have any meat? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, and throw a bone into me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, because, speaking of sexual assault... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, boy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, boy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, come on, guys, we talked about this! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, come on! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, dear God. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, don't act so surprised, Juliana! It's not like we're in love any more! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, don't worry about that... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, for the... That's tight enough we're not making from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, for the...! I'm pregnant! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, for... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, for... He didn't know that I made a deal to sell cocaine for the CIA. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, for... I don't from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, for... Pam, who cares? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, for... Pam, who cares? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, for... that is just... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, geez. Oh, geez. Oh, geez. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, God, I think I swallowed a leech... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, God. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, goddamn it! Did you fart in that? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, goddamn it! That can't be a thing! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, goddamn it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, good. 'Cause for a second there, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, goody from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, I'm sorry, Ray. By "hammer," I meant from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, it bankrupted him, and the crazy from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, Jesus Christ. Can the mind vomit? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, just checking in, making sure you folks aren't from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, Malory, come on. This is Archer, okay? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, man... How is it noon? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, milady facetiously grants it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, are you...? Archer, you used to moan about him in your sleep! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, Cyril, for the... We're not just from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, he's totally a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, is Beaker not the best? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, my beautiful and also from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, okay, first of all, he... Actually, yeah, Pam, let's hear from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, okay, so this ditz... Oh. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, okay. That's really funny. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, Ray! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, right? Can you imagine? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, that's great, so.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, that's right. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, the darkness, babe, I'm slipping from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, we've got something like 900,000 from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, when my mom died? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, you always take his side! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, you gotta help me! LANA: Oh, for the... there is no ice machine! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, you guys, where are we gonna land? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, you have no idea. It's like this ache in the pit of your stomach. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God, you've always deserved it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God. All we have now is my Walther from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God. Although, now that you mention from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God. And little kids eat it? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God. That's a coca leaf smoothie. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, my God. You're pregnant again?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, nice to meet you, Mrs from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, no, that wasn't my dad. Well, who was it? Doesn't matter who. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, really, you know me that well?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, really? That that is obviously not what I... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, right. Uh, we should get that out. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, shut up. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, Sterling, I'm s so c cold... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, totally. And then this one here goes all from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, uh, yeah, so about that... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, wait until you see inside, díos mio, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, we're taking everything! Furs, jewels, the silverware, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, well, I'm torn, Lana, I really am. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, well, then perhaps we should get from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, what about Ray's brother, the pot farmer? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, who cares? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, who remembers? Well, what did he say? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, yeah? They may not have to compel me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, yeah?! Just try... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, yeah. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, you mean as a front, because a laundromat from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, you want to see who's a big boy? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, you were serious? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh, you're just jealous. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh! Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh. Duh. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh. Hello, old friend. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh. I stand corrected. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh. Now that is a vehicle. Hmm. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh. Okay, we got to get out of here. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh. Okay. So, it doesn't have an explosive payload, so it's basically just a flying from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh. Right. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh. Wait. No, not a sled. A pneumatic bolt gun. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh. Well, now I feel like a... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oh... n no. We're not doing that. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay okay, ya know what? Fine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, but I'm taking these. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, Cheryl... Goddamn it, Archer! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, couple Q's, I'd love some A's. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, don't take this the wrong way... but I would rather lose the baby. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, done. Now, here's what I propose. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, even if that were from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, fine, so during the boring parts, just scream "outlaw from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, first of all.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, go, go, go, go, go from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, good, 'cause the dressing up like Mr. Archer part from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, here's the plan. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, I actually only have one brain chip, so... who's our from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, I didn't know in your scenario from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, if we're doing a list? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, knock it off. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, Krieger, Cyril, get in there, and we'll spin you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, listen up, there are way too many windows and from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, now you sound high. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, okay, okay, okay. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, okay, okay, so remember how I used to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, Okay. Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, Ray, ballpark, how long will it take you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, so he forwards his phone here, that's easy, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, so how do we get Ray and his useless legs out of here? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, so maybe Crocodylus intermedius is in play. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, so what's your plan? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, so where would Archer get that much coke? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, so, apparently a big thing at truck stops is a game called craps. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, so, as you know, or should know, I'm pregnant and... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, specs are all in the green. So, let me just reboot the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, that that from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, that's just unacceptable. Pam, I'm going in! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, this is a presidential order from the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, uh... Lana, I need to borrow your weapon. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, um, thanks for your concern, and I don't know from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, we should make a list. Item one: some paper to write from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, well, that's also good, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay, when we get to rebel HQ, they might be from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay! Listen, stop, listen to me! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay. Then here we go. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay. Well, then you are an idiot. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Okay... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
On being an ass, I can't stop you, but there is the small from Archer (2009) - Season 5
On keeping Ms. Gillette here as a voice coach... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
On record as saying that a glass swimming pool on from Archer (2009) - Season 5
On second thought, I very much prefer to be taken alive. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
On the fronts of the uniforms, huh? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
On the one that made Len Trexler think he was a giant lettuce? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
On the palace, you won't be able to swing a dead cat around here without hitting a Marine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
On the planet.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
On three. No, no, no. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
On what kind of mother you want to be. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
On. (CHUCKLES) Sorry. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Once he filled the Museum of Natural History with from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Once in her life, Ms. Archer can't bitch. And we'll be driving through a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Once the fibers get damaged, that's basically just a sweater vest. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
One about a crippled cyborg, who all he did was pussy ache about from Archer (2009) - Season 5
One fairly predictable thing is gonna happen now, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
One of these days, I swear to... Jesus H. Chrysler! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
One of which belonged to the prime minister of goddamn Italy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
One, or more likely both, of you are lying and that... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
One, what the hell is that thing? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Only if blood has been shed from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Only if you promise to periodically micromanage it from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Only thing for a grass, mum. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Oof. Oh, Mother. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ooh, G man san from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ooh, or maybe a jazz club. We can smoke reefers with these from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ooh, sorry. Iraq. Wait. No, Iran. No, doesn't matter who. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ooh... There we go. Okay, Carol! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or "adequacy" as in "Hey, stupid, you just destroyed $40 million"?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or at least I will be, once we start selling some records. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or because you were low on cupcakes?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or Colombian, or whatever, I... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or face a mandatory sentence of life in federal prison without parole from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or in my crawlspace. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or patience, so if you could hurry up from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or right after I take this deal to your partner in the cockpit... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or still haven't, I... MAID: I thought you might need more towels. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or the ferry. Or in a port a john at the Preakness that time, but not from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or what? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or whatever and suddenly... Grandpa. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or whatever their word for that is. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or whatever, here's your fondue set, and... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or wherever, but come on, chop chop, I got to go start enjoying my immunity. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Or you could pose him with Woodhouse. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Order room service. ARCHER: Sure, you did. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
OTHERS: What did we do? RAY: Besides keeping from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Our assets if you'd warned us we were about to be from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Our counterattack. They are headed for the palace. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Our lines! They... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Our tax dollars hard at work. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Our terms? CALDERÓN: I... but Cherlene? MALORY: Is exhausted. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Our underwear? KRIEGER: Eh, don't worry from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Out of bullets. KENNY LOGGINS: What? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Out of here? KRIEGER: Hm? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Out of the million other things I'm good at, it's infiltrating from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Out there, fighting those rebel dogs, far away! PAM: And plus that one right from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Out, Ray got shot in the stomach and he's, like, totally fine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Out... law... coun... try. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Outlaw country! Woooooo!! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Outside of you. CHERLENE: I mean... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ow, cut it out! Ow! Goddamn it! Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ow! I don't know where Archer is! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ow! Idiot. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ow! Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ow! Ow! Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ow! Ow! Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ow! Ow! Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ow! That's not what I had in mind. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ow. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Packed the engine compartment full of cocaine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Paging Dr. Black, Dr. Man In Black! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM (chuckling): Yeah, Ricky. (Ricky and Pam grunting) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM (laughing): Dude, your balls are made of pussy from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM (laughing): Holy dickballs! I mean, I mean, I mean, just from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM (laughs): Yeah. It's not like he's Messina. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM (muffled): Aw, come on! I got to load up my body before from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pam screwed the Yakuza out of a million bucks from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pam, are you good? PAM (chuckling): Oh, yeah. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pam, chop chop, torso! Ugh, this smells like a kennel, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pam, honey, just calm from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pam, if you want to scuff them that badly, just throw them down the... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pam, seriously. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: A beej! ARCHER: Pam! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Aww. CHERLENE: Lame from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Aww. CHERLENE: Lame. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Cows. Bees from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Dude, they're cocaine. ARCHER: (sighs) Of course from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: First see if he wants a beej. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Goddamn it. (Cherlene growls) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Housekeeping! ARCHER: (clears throat) What from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: I do. LANA: You think it makes a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: I think that's bachelorette parties. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: I'm fine, too, by the way. ARCHER: Oh, great. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: It's actually whipped cocaine, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: It's cocaine! LANA: Oh, of course it is. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Krieger! KRIEGER: Watch it! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Krieger! LANA: So, I have a question. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: No ice machine. (Cherlene screams) CHERLENE: No towel machine?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: No, we're not. But if we are, which I don't admit to, which Breakfast from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Not without a bunch of garlic and some wooden stakes. KRIEGER: What...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Now, was that so hard... neck nuts? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Oh, man, I was like, "What?!" from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Oh, my God, please say yes. ARCHER: All right, is from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Okay! (both grunting) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Okay. ARCHER: Room ser... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Perfect for what? Come on, it's an album cover, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Really? ARCHER: I don't know. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: So, can we get out of the crate now? MALORY: No, but as it seems from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Sometimes I worry about her. CYRIL: Eh. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Sorry! Geez! ARCHER: You should be. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: The butthole, Lana, is what I was... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: This big bastard. LANA: What big...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Um... CYRIL: Pfft, you mean a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Wait! No, no, no, no! ARCHER: What?! I... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: We haven't been paid in forever. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Well, for starters. But let's not rule anything out. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Well, why do... ARCHER: Don't worry about it from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: What a frickin' clip joint. KRIEGER: No towels. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Why? KRIEGER: Shh, shh, shh, shh, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Yay! KENNY LOGGINS: ♪ You'll never from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Yeah, right? CHERLENE: What is this Escape Fro..? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Yeah, right. LANA: I don't think you are. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: Yes. LANA: Are you...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: You mean it's all gone? KRIEGER: I... (sniffles) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
PAM: You think that's sexy? With the rocket pops... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pam! Quit eating all the goddamn cocaine! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pam? Pam? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pantry from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pay for them in cash. CALDERÓN: Ooh! MALORY: Starting now. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pee every six minutes. MALORY: Pfft, you think from Archer (2009) - Season 5
People are. ARCHER: Uh, I'm Rando I from Archer (2009) - Season 5
People hadn't lost 50 million bucks worth of our cocaine, you know way too much. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Perhaps even wildly, to a bunch of white guys from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Permission whatsoever, from the United States government. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Personality. What is wrong with you? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pff, como siempre. Y la tuya? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pharmacy is going gangbusters, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Phone, got into the voice mail settings, called your phone from from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Physically unchanged for 100,000,000 years, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Physically, you're an amazing human being. And all the other other stuff from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Piece of the puzzle, Lana! They'd already stolen our coke, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pinche cabrón! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pinche gringo. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pipes even as we speak, go out there and kill them! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Placet moveri, iudices. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Plain view would lead a reasonable person to suspect from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Playing choo choo spoon with a tranny? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Please, no más. Oh, my God. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Please? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pleasure, eh? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Plus if you don't, I'll kill you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Plus the counterfeit million dollars, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Plus, all this cocaine! Do you have any idea how mad from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Plus, I bet the vampires got him. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Plus, if you did, I bet they'd smash your teeth down your stupid throat. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Point was, with all this, your great whatever uncle must have from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Point? CALDERÓN: The point? What is the point of a beautiful from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pops in your ass! CHERLENE: I'm eating them. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Por lo tanto, buscamos a La Madrina. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pose him with Gillette whose fault this is! make some from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Possible Faustian bargain maker Kenny goddamn Loggins! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Possibly, set up a major drug deal? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Post traumatic stress disorder, from listening to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pout hole, accept the fact that Lana was so far out of your from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Praying your driver doesn't rat you out to the Reds at the last checkpoint. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Preferably in an Apache helicopter. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pregnant in high school. KRIEGER: Had there been a sequel. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Prehistoric monsters from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Prepare to move on the capital. We spoke with President Gustavo from Archer (2009) - Season 5
President. Shut it down! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Press one from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Presupposes the existence of God, but.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pretty good. Kudos. They're swollen. But I I don't need a cut man! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pretty serious about, by the way, but right now I want to talk about this other thing from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Price per kilo.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Price to pay for beauty! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Priceless art... Not this one obviously, but... CALDERÓN: Oh, no, this one from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Priceless cars is the reason you're fighting off a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Probably a jaguar, excited about from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Probably at least through childbirth. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Probably at least through the weekend. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Probably dissolve in the same big drum of acid they dissolved from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Probably should have led with that from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Probably the rest of our damn lives. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Problem? PAM: Besides my face hurts? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Product for this worthless stack of paper. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Prostitute? KENNY LOGGINS: You think from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Protection and spend the rest of our miserable lives on the run, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Publicist. ARCHER: Well, as a lowly room from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Pull up out front. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Punishable... Ow! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Quart low you shot him. So I'm thinking you take back from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Quick, make the wall spin around again! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ragtag bunch of Mujahideen heroes in Afghanistan! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ramón! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ramón's Latino, so he's comfortable from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Randy's awesome! And I'm the best in the world at from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Range, so... ARCHER: And who's fault from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY and CYRIL: No. (others reacting in shock) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ray is paralyzed, who's gonna fly it? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ray, don't you eat those keys! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ray, find Cherlene. No matter what happens, we can't leave without her. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ray, God damn it, just apologize! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ray, hug the shadows, get to the Land Cruiser and be ready. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ray, my feet are already killing me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ray, they're not driving anywhere without a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ray, you remember? You got paralyzed? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: .. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: Archer, I swear to God! I will crash this plane right from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: Because that. (sputtering) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: Cantinflas! SLATER: I know what "mononym" from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: Damn it. ARCHER: What's up? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: Dump the damn guns! CYRIL: Uh, I am, if you'd from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: God damn it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: I think it's a pretty good plan, y'all. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: Manos... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: Named Randy. ARCHER: Named shut up, it's from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: No, dumbass, are you? ARCHER: No. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: No, no, no, no, no! You're screwing the trim all to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: Okay, I can see the airstrip. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: Uh... I guess hang on. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: We're coming in! Brace for landing! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RAY: Wh... Probably you shitheads! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ray! Do me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Read them. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Realize the money is counterfeit? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Really quite sore. CALDERÓN: You see? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Really think is going on here? CHERLENE: You're all jealous! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Really wanted to catch some slaves. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Really, so this super judgy feeling I'm feeling is just me from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Really. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Rebels because that is what we do! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Redline her record contract. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Reevaluate your face. ARCHER: My... Oh. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Regret, let's... (gunshots) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Related note, Pam, what do you think's gonna happen when they from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Related? (chuckles) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Relax. They don't send people that old to prison. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
RICKY: Aah! (Pam growling) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Right goddamn now?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Right into the danger zone... Ooh... ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Right, sorry, I Archer. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Right? That's so bad for your ears. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Right? This place is like a Habitrail from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Right. So what I think is... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Rocket is not only full of deadly nerve gas, but also aimed from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Roger that. What's Operation Dropkick? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ron, shut up! Okay, Carol, you know the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ron! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Rotator cuff. Aah! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Router and digital cryptocurrency to sell your from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ruby. ARCHER: No, Pam, it isn't. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ruined. Completely... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Rum with all this turbulence? ARCHER: Oh, my God! That's my whole point! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Runaway slaves and sell them back to their rightful owners. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Safe. They'd be polishing a spittoon from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Said list on. (gasps) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Said Ripley to the android Bishop. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Said the guy in a wheelchair! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Same question. I am asking you the same from Archer (2009) - Season 5
San Marcos. (Archer burps) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Save me the trouble of killing you myself. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Saved me. But why? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Savings bond, a puppy, breastfeed you senseless... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Say "pals." Wow, not what you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Say hello to you until you get it on red line overload ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Saying random words? CYRIL: Ally Sheedy would've been way more likely to get from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Scotch. And also maybe from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Scratching shit food, like yams, out of the ground with a, uh, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Screw the building! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Screw you guys! Ya know... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Screw you! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Scrooge McDuck, eh? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Secret agents in the world... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Secret tunnels. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Secrets and Silk grab you? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
See, Mr. Archer? ARCHER: You know, so much that... I I'm gonna go write from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Seized all the ISIS weapons when they took the building. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Self esteem, buddy. Come on. Now, let's just put the gun down from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Self vested in me, I now pronounce us man and wife, and I from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sent us. LANA: You think that's a good idea, flying into a war zone, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Serious just now, when you said you set up from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Serious shit, come on. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Seriously, I am not your servant. Ow, quit quit... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Seriously. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Service waiter, I probably won't, but... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Settles that! I mean, it's not like we can from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sexual memories for... uh, 40% to 60% of the people in from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sh shut your h hole, am I d dying? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sham? KRIEGER: Well, only if by from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shane! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shane! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shane? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shane. So let me bounce this off you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
She could be anything, a world traveler, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
She doesn't know anyone's watching. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
She has to endorse the royalty checks. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
She made it weird. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
She meant who the hell are these guys, you big dumb idiot asshole! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
She used to be married to Calderón's father? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
She was with us nearly four years. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
She'd be? RAY: Well, the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
She'll die if she doesn't quit eating cocaine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
She's all... coke strong. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
She's driving the bus. Mother, get on the bus. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
She's going and that's final, and... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shh, and we're breathing... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shh, hush. Now I know you've had a fun time from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shh, shh, shh. There, there. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shh! Shut up. I think I heard a troop truck from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shh... Everything's all right. Here. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shipment. Then we use the profits to buy more weapons, which we sell to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shiro kabocha, I am very ashamed... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shit eating "I told you so." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shit. By the time I'm 60, I bet I'll from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shit. It's not the army. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shitty. ARCHER: Yeah, Cyril! AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER: Tower from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shocked shocked, I tell you if by mornin' this place ain't from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shoot it. Shoot it! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shoot out my eyes so I don't have to see! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shooting. I can't wait to meet every cop from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Short term, I... Here, hold this. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Short term, somewhere that's not from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Should go with them, because my plan may not work. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Should take a trip down old Mexico way, maybe Colombia, or from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shut this damn thing down. We'll go get Archer. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shut up from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shut up and come on. GILLETTE: No, we have to play from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shut up, and he just married crazy tits, and I need from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shut up, and okay, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shut up, it's on the tip of my tongue! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shut up! ARCHER: Wait, wait, wait, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shut up. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shut up. And utterly... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shut up. Does the CIA know Calderón has a nerve gas missile at the palace? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shut up. I can't look down there because there's, like, a hundred percent from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shut up. Of cocaine that you took to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shut up. Okay, Carol, I need you to look down there and give me a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Shut your various holes and listen to me very carefully from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sí, claro. And also how you say, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sí, mi amigo, soy yo! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Signed Pamela Poovey." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Silence, yes, aspire to that while I think of a plan. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Since Cyril's not here, I'm helping Cherlene from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Since I just realized we can't land anywhere from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Since Ramón gave his word that you people from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Since this new thing called always? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Since we're now essentially captives of the Cali cartel, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Since when? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sit here and wait for those guys to drive up and murder us. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Six minutes! Doing great, buddy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Skills as a drug kingpin... RAY: You don't have any. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
SLATER (laughs): Classic Rando. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Slater sent us. LANA: Wait, wait, wait, wait. RAY: Tower, this is from Archer (2009) - Season 5
SLATER: Anybody else in there? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
SLATER: Hey, between you and me, I thought Gomez was hinky from Archer (2009) - Season 5
SLATER: Rando. ARCHER: Yep. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
SLATER: Rando...? ARCHER: Uh, no, that's it from Archer (2009) - Season 5
SLATER: Says who? ARCHER (chuckles): "Who from Archer (2009) - Season 5
SLATER: So why do you guys have my cocaine? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
SLATER: So, obviously you're not gonna be able to pressurize from Archer (2009) - Season 5
SLATER: Well, either you guys are the shittiest coke thieves from Archer (2009) - Season 5
SLATER: Well, the door was shot off, and we didn't know who from Archer (2009) - Season 5
SLATER: You do know where you're going, right? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Slowly dying, for all anyone cares. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Smoothies? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Snacklesnaaamps...! ♪ But why take cocaine from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Snacklesnamps is awesome. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Snacklesnap. It's where you take artsy photos from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Snappy dialogue with me, underscored by sexual attraction? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sneeper. I think he has died. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sniffing a shit ton of glue in my tour bus hot tub from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So how would they even use records?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So I can save you from life in prison! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So I should go there right now and find them. CALDERÓN: No, no, no, no, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So I think we should do something nice for her. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So if I were you, I'd run out that door while I still had a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So if you dicks want to blame somebody from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So is that a "no" on the Apache, or...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So maybe keep that in mind when you're choosing godparents. (Lana laughs) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So nobody noticed that I've been missing for three weeks? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So nobody noticed that I've been missing for three weeks? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So one of... (glass cracks) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So shut up and drive the damn bus! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So we can either walk out, which no, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So we can scrooch down behind it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So what would cheer Malory up, what does she like? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So what's all this about a solution? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So who's Beard Guy? ARCHER: (scoffs) Are you...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So why don't you shut up, and then also marry me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So yes, I am your mother's contact. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So you agree with Borgnar's pathetic little errand boy? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So you take a hundred, go buy a pack of gum, and walk from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So you're gonna do that 10,000 times? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So you've only got 24 hours to drive to Texas? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, am I crazy, or is he super weird? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, as you can see, we are already down to 125 from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, Borgnar? The briefcase? ARCHER: I don't know anyone from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, can I assume you have a plan? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, couple things. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, Cyril, lock and load that stick. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, did you want to just do it right through the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, funny story. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, hey. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, I get that you're from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, I have a question. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, if you'll hide your vaginas, it's time to gather some intel. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, just so we're clear, you want us to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, like a family business. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, now you're just dicking around? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, please tell me that's an entire canard à la from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, shall we have sex? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, she telephone me, ask if I know some maybe people, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, um, are you hearing your words? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, unless you want to walk, you can't go home. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, what, we form a cartel? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, what's up? What's the plan? ARCHER: (sighs) The plan is from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, what's your deal? What's my deal? Never mind. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, you think those guys are okay? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So, you've only got 24 hours to drive to Texas? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So. You're saying this gigantic from Archer (2009) - Season 5
So... now will you join us... brother? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Some Bee Gees. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Some different liquor. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Some field craft. A, there's no way a superstar from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Some ice. KRIEGER: Oh, and if you see a housekeeping cart, can you grab from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Some joke about you two having vaginas, come on, let's go. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Some money. Even if we had a buyer for the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Some of it went. CHERLENE: Mmm, and the tingly from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Some people... Not with yogurt. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Somebody do something! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Somebody named The Godmother looking like you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Somebody who works directly for a president, I can tell you that. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Son of a...! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Son of a...! Sterling, you fool, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Song right here! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Song! Recorded by Grammy winner and from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry in advance for this. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry, at least with regards to towels. (buttons popping) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry, I don't want to get a dry socket. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry, I genuinely couldn't hear you! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry, I had to sell it. Chop chop! Get the lead out, lickbag! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry, I'm a bit stressed out about Cherlene getting a record deal. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry, I'm sorry, I thought you... MALORY: No! For the... No! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry, it it's not that weird look... Lana! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry, Ramona, I know to you it's just one big sexy briar patch, but... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry, rim job. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry! I'm walking backwards here. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry? I still couldn't hear you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry. Do me. Please. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry. For a second, I I thought I was just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned, saving from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sorry. You have to shut up. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sounds good, here we go! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
South and that Calderon would pay us. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Soy La Madrina. And I think you have been from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Speaking of killing people. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Special quality. LANA: I know what it means, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Spitballin' here I find Holly first, show him the coke, get from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Spitballing here would mean you could outsource a good deal of business to a private firm. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sponsor interstitial animated programming unapologetically targeted at children! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Start in the race to freedom giving that swell guy Archer a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Started thinking about having a baby, but I was single. And all the other stuff aside, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Staying up on the wall, ghosts?! ARCHER: Okay, since I am or from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Steal from you; it's just the cost of doing business. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sterling, are you angry with me? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sterling, it's a country in Central America. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sterling, please! This is loco! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sterling, shut up. Cyril, continue. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sterling! What are you talking about? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sterling? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sterling?! What in the...?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sterling... díos mio, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Stevedore who lost his hand in a stevedoring accident from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Still control the airport. It's their HQ. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Still talking about this. ARCHER: Oh, right, right, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Stop! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Stop. No, what if there's aren't enough hands and feet? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Storage unit, because I own him. LANA: Archer. (sniffles) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Straight up a cliff, without a goddamn rope? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Strangers showing up in their plane without their coke. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Strip! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid plan. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Stupid. And so, wait from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sucks we're gonna go to prison, though. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sue me from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Super 220 wool suit was ruined by Kenny Loggins! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Supposed to sell it? It's not like we can have from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Suppressing fire! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Surprise. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Surprise. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Swears wasn't hers... MALORY: Because it most from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sweater. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sweet Jesus, God, then at least from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Sweet wigs and another $300 for Kenny Loggins' room number. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ta daaaaa! Jesus, it's like trying to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Tadashi, what is wrong from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Take me with you! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Take the hit. LANA: Trust me, San Marcos is from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Take the money, God knows you've earned it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Taking a federal agent hostage is a separate charge. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Talking to when he gets like this. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Talking. About something else entirely. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Tapes tomorrow night, but we should leave today. I don't want you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Technically, since your husband divorced you and then was from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Teeny bit of residual lead in your body, right? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Tegucigalpa? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Tegucigalpa? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Telephone clanging away, and me trapped. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Tell me that robot's not talking about launching this from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Tell that to the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Tell that to your cellmate! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Telling them we're with the CIA? ARCHER: If Slater even was CIA. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ten million dollars! On... on cowboy music? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Terrible. MALORY: Because you are a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Texas! PAM: Hey! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Than speed. Well, up to a point. Although bulletproof glass from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thank you, dear. For a moment there, I thought from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thank you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thanks, Cyril, I think we needed that. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thanks, Kato! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That because of your fat, blabbering mouth Lana would get caught with it from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That coke! 20 years is just gonna be the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That goes for all of you! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That guy you never heard of, Len Trexler? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That happy hour I smell? CALDERÓN: Yes, Mr. Archer. Please join us. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That I did not eat but to which I will give birth. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That is for it? I will place it on the ground, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That is it! You're going to rehab. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That is so true. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That lived through the K T extinction... Uh... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That manufactures oppression. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That place... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That remark, and ask that you definitely do rescue me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That thing? Why, yes, Archer, yes, I can. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That very minute, Lana! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That was actually a proverb. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That was actually a tiger. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That was Cyril from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That was figuratively killing me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That was? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That was... I mean, if we put our minds to it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That would be increíble! You and me, together at last... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That you lived there for ten years and never paid a dime in rent?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That you somehow "sweetened the deal." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That you take that as a compliment. (farts) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That, this is kind of a victimless crime. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's crazy, we didn't even kiss! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's just subcutaneous adipose tissue. Albeit a shitload of it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's Kenny Loggins! LANA: (gasps) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's like Airplane Stuff 101. CYRIL: Not when the airplane from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's not a thing, idiot! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's only because I thought it was gonna be way easier. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's Sterling Archer! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's such a mindbender for everybody, but... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's the cocaine. So this whole thing was just a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's the honeypot. How could you fall for that? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's the only one in range, and we've only, barely, got from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's the whole point. And no cocaine donuts for you! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's weird, I was asking myself the same thing on from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's what he said. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's what we field agents call... Hmm. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
That's why I wanted you to be stick. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The absolute worst idea that I have ever heard in my entire from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The airport! Jesus! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The best time to invade is right after brunch, when from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The best time to record stuff, so... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The CIA was buying my cocaine. To sell to the American black people, to make the money to buy from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The crocodile version of a drive thru from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The Dirty Diaper Game? GILLETTE: Oh, my God, it's from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The enemy with an assumed identity. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The gold records to pay Archer and Pam's bail. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The gun went off for, like, no reason. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The hat fart was technically a shart? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The high point was getting shot at. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The indigenous people were uncontacted... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The Internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self loathing and a sock! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The ivory trade. I don't think my portfolio can from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The KGB for, like, 30 years. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The last thing we need is more cocaine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The last thing you need right now is a big, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The mailbox of... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The minute they're born and send them to an orphanage. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The mirror for? MALORY: So you could watch. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The money, I would get the hell out of this... Hillbilly Hilton. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The most dangerous prison in South America! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The number one country music singer in all of America, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The only limit is your imagination. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The only thing I can think of is all the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The part where I flipped our jeep down a cliff from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The penthouse balcony is, without a doubt, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The phone! It was Woodhouse's! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The pills...! He also wants my from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The planet except for us, Liberia and Burma. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The puppet masters in Moscow and the capital of China, you from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The quite soon to be number one country singer in America?! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The real Krieger could be down there! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The rebels, then come back here and crush Cyril's stupid army. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The right buyer would probably pay about 15 cents on the dollar from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The rocket, uh... I'm not really comfortable with the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The same thing I told your father! I will never give you a divorce! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The sinister gay cabal. CYRIL: Okay, you know... RAY: I don't know why we from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The sooner we'll all be set for life. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The storm ninjas! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The time for talk is kaput, Klon Bruder. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The U.S. government stole your livelihood, forced you to become from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The various possible complications of pregnancy? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The way up to Lenox Hill Hospital. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The weapons to give me to fight the comunistas. MALORY: Exactly. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The whatever we are, Gang Who Couldn't Sell Coke Straight, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The word ironic with "you are an idiot". from Archer (2009) - Season 5
The Yakuza? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Then blow me from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Then find him, you bearded buffoon! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Then he can give us a refund. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Then he taps the phone line into the intercom, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Then how did she get it? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Then it's not a spa day, it's just a bath! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Then maybe being a c Not a, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Then singlehandedly bankrupting your drug cartel! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Then tell him to go piss off he can't come inside from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Then that one. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Then that's where you say... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Then we just slap some panties and rouge on him, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Then what's his problem? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
There are secret passages everywhere. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
There was no shortage of dead bodies around ISIS. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
There was, like, a third.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
There, was that so hard? Okay. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
There. COMANDANTE: Señor Presidente! The rebels have broken through from Archer (2009) - Season 5
There. Happy? MALORY: No! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
There's a Mr. Holly here. Sorry, an Agent Holly. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
There's no other way out of here besides the front door? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thermometers? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
These buyers of yours, Ramón. Who are they? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
These dickheads aren't FBI, Lana, they're CIA! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
These goons? ARCHER: They were... They from Archer (2009) - Season 5
These taste like calluses. PAM: Ew. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They absolutely have ears, shithead. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They are now within mortar range! (screaming) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They are. PAM: (laughs) Right? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They can also enter a private residence under any number of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They don't even dry them off! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They don't make babies grow up in prison, Lana from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They just kneel you down by a ditch and put a bullet in your... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They kidnapped Cherlene! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They should've sent a poet. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They were very clear, no guns. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They will kill... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They're all logy. LANA: Archer? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They're both low voltage, no big deal, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They're clones, not vampires! PAM: It doesn't matter to the stake! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They're in there right now, saying he's the brains behind ISIS. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They're Japanese, you idiot! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They're narcos, dummy! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They're not vampires, they're my clones. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
They're prison gangs, not frats. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thing is kinda your fault, so you're taking us to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thing? KENNY LOGGINS: Don't worry from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Things on film! It cannot possibly have any from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Think it is, you are totally gonna need rescuing. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Think we covered that fairly well and these are the, uh, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This airstrip? RAY: Yes! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This baby, so, uh... RAY: I'll keep it under from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This entire cocaine debacle from the get go. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This for a fact her debut album has now officially sold one million copies! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This is about conducting espionage operations, for years, with no authority or from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This is exactly how I pictured their house. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This is it, rebel headquarters. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This is only somewhat like that old Gypsy from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This is Pam we're talking about, the poster child for addictive from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This is the best kitchen ever! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This is the FBI! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This is why I disapprove. Juliana sometimes goes among the servants, pretending to be a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This time... ♪ Aw... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This was the best house to be a kid in. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This whole Queen Kong vibe. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
This, so shut up and follow my lead. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thorough vetting process for... that... you know... LANA: You done? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Those bosoms of yours a favor, and get a wet nurse. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Those guys, Pam, those exact same guys you just described. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Those skills from espionage to criminal activity, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Those snake eyes are watching from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Those vending machines that sell used schoolgirl panties. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thought it would be. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thought you meant my genitals. But, look, I know you're jealous I had sex with Juliana, almost from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thought you were gonna hit me with it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thought you were gonna shoot me. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thought, mum. MALORY: Now, then from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thoughts? CYRIL: I just really wish I hadn't come on this stupid trip. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Thoughts? LANA: How you gonna get it from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Threat; how would I know what's in...? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Three hours ago. And back then, I could still from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Throat slashed and my tongue yanked out through the gaping hole. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Through the countryside like... like... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Tiger," we will beat you to death with your own shoes. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Tightly by my childhood's throat. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Time there's a few things we'd change... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Time's a bit of a factor here! ARCHER: Cyril, for the love from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Timid man, Cyril. CYRIL: What? No, I'm not. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To address that, which we did and now we're here and... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To admit you dick around every time we're in danger from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To an occupant, say, if they heard someone screaming... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To be a country singer so badly? Besides being clinically insane. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To be a preacher, you want to back me up here? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To be recording that? CHERLENE: Krieger! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To decide if we want regular lame Cheryl and a Pam who's not from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To freeze a bunch of your sperm at Dr. Feldman's office. And I was like, "Huh, weird." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To lock up 2,000 pounds of cocaine? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To nineteen kilos even, so I'll just take back from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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To reboot the CPU in Ray's spine so he can walk again. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To reevaluate this whole K Log thing. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To share a room? RAY: The sinister gay cabal, Cyril, you have fallen victim to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To show some cartel boss that our product is high quality and from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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To teach me how to fly a plane? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To the danger zone KENNY LOGGINS: ♪ I'll take from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To the perfect.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To this dinner? (retches) Or did you already eat... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To throw in another... five dollars? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To throw them away? MALORY: None. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To unidentified aircraft, you are now entering restricted San Marcos airspace. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To visit the fleshpots of the world. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
To zero that still won't happen. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Too much. But you have aroused my from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Took her mind off Archer being missing, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Torturing a woman? Hang on, ma'am! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Totally honest, I maybe might have a problem with. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Touch! RICKY: Hands off Mr. Loggins! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Tractor beam, releasing the **** from captivity. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Trains, and then it was a sort of very long, sad slide into from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Tranquilo, tranquilo! It's okay! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Transport cost. But those three waltzing around from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Trash can. The only dangerous part is the nerve gas. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Treason? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Tribe of indigenous peoples might react unpredictably, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
TROOPS: Cherlene! Cherlene! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Truck stops... are crazy awesome! This is Snowball, good buddy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Trucked off to La Culebra, the most notorious prison in South from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Trust me, if you had it you'd know. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Tunnels, you lead the group. Cyril and Pam, you carry Ron. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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U.S. dollars whenever we want. I call 'em Kriegerrands. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Ugh, yes, the mind can, in fact, vomit. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ugh! Fine, $2 million. Okay, $5 million. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Ugh! Or I get arrested and give birth from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Ugh! Then fast forward to him from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Uh huh, uh huh. ARCHER: What the shit, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Um, "Danger Zone"? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Understand his idiotic fascination with all this Burt Reynolds from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Unhappy. WOODHOUSE: Perish the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Unloading the one million record albums you bought from this gringa. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Up as high as you can ♪ CHERLENE/LOGGINS: ♪ Go... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Up sexy. KRIEGER: Um... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Up this delightful ménage, but Presidente Cyril wants her back from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Up to you. Don't cock it up like you did from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Up, the other of whom's hand we gruesomely ripped off. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Up. MALORY: I beg your pardon? CALDERÓN: Get up. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Visual aids... you will see that from our from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Waltzing into Colombia with 100 pounds of cocaine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Want. LANA: I do not want, Krieger, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
War zone, so it needs to be fast, although I guess reliability is more important from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Was a world class secret agent, when we get up to his room, do from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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We are not leaving Ray. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We blew up an oil pipeline. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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We can do anything, as long as you're willing to pay. CALDERÓN: Me... me pay? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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We did, we really did. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We don't really have weapons or ammo. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We figured the vampires ate you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We had a Dominican, just lovely, bosoms like... well, like yours, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We have decided to give it another chance, and so we will from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We have enough weapons to invade Quebec from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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We have to get out of the country! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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We haven't been paid in months, Malory; I'm pretty much broke. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We haven't done that yet? I said move, people! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We just started a frickin' coup! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We made a body cast out of the coke from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We might as well slather ourselves from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We must counterattack. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We sell this and we're out. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We should get to the shelter soon. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We tested ten of the bricks. Looks like it's all here. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We wait till morning and then murder them in their coffins. Cyril? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We'll be a family. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We'll be hearing from Agent Holly in the future. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We'll call it one million and eighty dollars! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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We're from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We're getting Cherlene a record deal. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We're gonna go ahead and take the cocaine and the money. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We're gonna go ahead and take the cocaine and the money. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We're losing him. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We're not "ruined," Camille from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We're not giving her cocaine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We're not that lucky. They're paramilitarios. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We're pretty happy. Even though it's gonna be a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We're running out of cocaine, and on top of all that, my son is missing! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We're sneaking in under the radar. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We're talking about Texas. Somebody, somewhere, wants enough from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We've arrived at a pause in the idiocy, let's recap the plan for when we land in San Marcos. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We've been trying to monetize cocaine for, like... I mean, you even came to the from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We've decided to have an open marriage. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We've got 2,000 pounds of cocaine. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We've got a shitload of film. KRIEGER: I'm supposed to have from Archer (2009) - Season 5
We've got the whole Breakfast Club in here. I'm Emilio Estevez. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Weird cornbread, 'cause you might be down here a... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Welcome to San Marcos. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well A, they're the government, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well I'm not the one who sold twenty kilos of coke from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well thanks for telling the truth, Mother sure that was hard for you. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well that's just terrific. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well then I apologize, and I'll be happy from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, after this you'll be so relaxed... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, and cocaine. In fact... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, as for me, I think I'll start shopping my memoirs. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, at this point, the reds are wearing off from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, but see if there is one, just from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, can't unhear that. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, Cyril, when we get there, and I join the toughest gang, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, don't come crying to me when that fatherless kid of from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, except for those three. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Well, have you tried calling him? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, he died doing what he loved. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, he's got it, and we can't override the launch from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, he's not happy, obviously, and he wants his from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Well, I guess it would be, if A: I weren't the world's greatest spy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Well, I have to admit, Mr. Archer, your proposal from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Well, I think any time a spouse makes a major purchase without discussing it from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, I think we'd remember that. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, I would like to revisit this whole from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Well, if I want Hitler's DNA spliced into him, I'll give you a call. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, if she won't go to rehab and you won't let her from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, if we're gonna go back to the beginning of time, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Well, in case you'd forgotten, I have an unborn from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Well, now it's your turn to be humiliated, Gustavo. Because for your information, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Well, Pam screwed the Yakuza out of a million from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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WOMAN: (SINGING) Now I'm coming from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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You're running out of options, Archer. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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You're supposed to yell "FBI" at the beginning. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Your mother and I are drinking wine that belonged to Benjamin Franklin. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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5x05 Archer Vice: Southbound and Down from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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launch: 90. Cyril... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Len Koenecke died. Who? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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living room in your wheelchair? Yes. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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lucky winner? Hmm. I guess we have from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Mexican Mrs. Garrett? ¿Qué? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
Mi... Mike Ducockless! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Mind if I cut in? No. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
mind? Are you? Showing up at the mansion, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
minutes late... No, sir. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Move! Oh, shut up from Archer (2009) - Season 5
much happier he'll be now. Or and I'm just from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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my apartment in Ron's name. We all could've hidden from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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No. And, Lana, the rebels from Archer (2009) - Season 5
No. Dicks. All right, Holly, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Not to a Chinaman. And B, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Now that does sound vaguely familiar. Right? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
now you're the fat one? Um, I said we were not from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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now... Jesus God. Okay, Slater, I know it's a from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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of a dying man! Who you had a crush on. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
of a fake shootout?! See what I'm saying? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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Of course. Uh... Pam? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
of Gerogia clay... Oh my God. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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of vaginal hygiene? My what? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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on that list? Malory? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
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...admissible as evidence but only if he sees from Archer (2009) - Season 5
...by up to 20 years imprisonment, if said from Archer (2009) - Season 5
...if Mexicans can do it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
...is full. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
...is getting eaten by Pam! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
...is none of your business, and since nothing in from Archer (2009) - Season 5
...or right wing terrorists with a boner for from Archer (2009) - Season 5
...penis. No, you ruined it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
...phorically speaking, Pam, we got it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
...Turkmenistan? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
...without all this incessant bickering from Archer (2009) - Season 5
...you are way too old. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
'Cause for one of 'em I got a pretty good excuse. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
'Cause that's just empty calories. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
'Cause they'd be like "What?" from Archer (2009) - Season 5
'Cause you never think of those other two as from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"Algernop Krieger." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"Cheryl and/or Carol Tunt." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"Damn, dawg, that's inappropes!" Plus, I think I'm addicted to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"Danger Zone." LANA: "Danger Zone from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"danger zone"? LANA: Uh, kinda? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"Friends." Please. Can you believe those jerks? After all these years? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"handsome." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"He got a bad case of lead poisoning, see!" from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"I have read this statement, each page of which from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"I honestly don't know." Fair enough. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"In lieu of criminal prosecutions for..." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"Lana!" Ugh. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"noop"? Take it! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"phrasing" anymore? Which, that's fine, whatever, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"Putting pressure on him." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"Raymond Q. Gillette." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"sham" you mean "sham." MALORY: (growls) Krieger! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"Signed, Malory Archer." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"That the facts herein are true and correct, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"We"? There is no "we" anymore, Archer! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"What is your..." from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"What's wrong"? What's wrong is we're about to be on fire! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
"Who." Typical. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
("Midnight Blues" playing) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(ALARM BLARING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(ALL EXCLAIM) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(all gasping) ARCHER: Oh, no! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(ALL GRUNTING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(ALL LAUGHING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(ALL LAUGHING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(ALL SCREAMING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Archer and Cyril grunt) RAY: You idiots! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Archer and Cyril shout) And that. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Archer chuckling) ARCHER: Oh, so, Cyril... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Archer groans) PAM: Holy shit zaps! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Archer grunts) (sniffing) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Archer grunts) Ricky, attack! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Archer laughs) ARCHER: Aah! Ow. Oh. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Archer moans, coughs) (groaning) CHERLENE: Hey, are you going from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(ASKING IN SPANISH) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(AUTODIAL BEEPING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(automatic gunfire) CYRIL: Yeah! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(belches) (groans) (sighs) What's the worst that from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(BLOWING WHISTLE) Outlaw country! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(BOTH COUGHING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(both grunting) RAY: Sorry, Cyril. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(BOTH LAUGHING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(BOTH LAUGHING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(both shivering) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(BOTH SIGHING IN RELIEF) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(BURPS) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(buttons popping) Although that being said, it's better to be safe than from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(car door closes) Okay, so phase two may call for from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Cherlene squealing) CHERLENE: These things are from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(chuckles) ARCHER: I lied. I mean, yes, eight. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(chuckles) Okay. I can explain that. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(clears throat) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(clears throat) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(CLEARS THROAT) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(clears throat) CALDERÓN: Not until the guest of honor arrives. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(clears throat) Uh, may I help you? MAID: I'm sorry to bother from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(CLEARS THROAT) Well? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(cork pops) Yes? MALORY: Oh. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(COUGHING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(COUGHING) Kick, Cyril, kick! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(coughs) Although, that being said.. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(coughs) ARCHER: Oh, wow, he really from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(crashing, fighting) ARCHER: Loggins! Loggins! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Cyril gasps) RAY: Dukes from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Cyril moans) RAY (strained): We're not from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(door opens) Whoa, whoa, uh, uh, oh, I ju... oh, ah, I just... (chuckles) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(EXCLAIMING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(EXHALES) Thanks, you guys. I think the spa day from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(explosions) MALORY: You what? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(forklift beeping) (many forklifts beeping) CALDERÓN: It doesn't matter from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(gasps, grunts) RICKY: What the hell is your from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(gasps) CALDERÓN: Okay, all but him, arrest. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(gasps) Oh, oh, oh... (muffled yelling) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(GASPS) What. You could walk this whole time? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(GROANING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(GROANS) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(groans) AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER: Beechcraft, you are clear for from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(GROANS) Go Herd. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(grunting gibberish) KENNY LOGGINS: What's that? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(grunts) ARCHER and CYRIL: Whoa! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(GUARDS LAUGHING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(gulps) (burps) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(gun clicking) (gunshot) CALDERÓN: And to repeat, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(GUN CLICKING) God damn it, Cyril! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(gun clicks) How did you... from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(gunshots) KENNY LOGGINS: Hi yah! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(indistinct shouting) ARCHER: Don't shoot! Don't shoot! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(indistinct talking) MALORY: Without even checking the merchandise? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(jug shattering) Jug down! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Kenny Loggins grunts) ARCHER: Pam, no, no, no, no, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Lana sighs) LANA: Steal what? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Lana squeals) Ugh! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(LAUGHING) What the hell is that? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(LAUGHS) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(LAUGHS) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(laughs) Ropper... Wow, that's awful from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Malory groans) MALORY: That explains where from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Malory shrieks) (others cheering) CYRIL: Yay! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Malory sighs) MALORY: The perfect ending from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(metal clanging) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(MIMICS TOY GUN FIRING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(MIMICS TOY GUN SHOOTING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(muffled scream) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(muffled scream) (Lana sighs) LANA: Don't even want to from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(murmurs of agreement) CALDERÃN: And also let us not forget my brave soldiers, yes, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(noisy chewing) ARCHER (mouth full): Jesus, from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(others agreeing) ARCHER: That's because from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(others groaning) LANA: Sorry to break that up. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Pam farts) (Archer laughs) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Pam grunting) ARCHER: A housekeeper and/or from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Pam laughs) PAM: Man, you got to miss it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Pam shouts) (Ricky screams) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(phone rings) CHERLENE (gasps): Oh, my God. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(quietly): Okay, listen up. Say what you will about my from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(RAY AND CYRIL WAILING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(rhythmic zipping) (rhythmic shaking) ARCHER: ♪ Apache from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Ricky and Pam roaring) (Ricky and Pam grunting) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(Ricky screams) ARCHER: Okay. Okay, good. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(ROARING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(SCOFFS) Name it, he's a gigantic pussy. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(screams) (all crying) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(shouting continues) LANA: Way to go, Gilligan. (gunshot) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(SHOUTING IN SPANISH) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(SIGHS) Because they're gonna kill us. What? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(SIGHS) That was the only way they'd do it. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(SIGHS) You are kidding! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(SINGING) Waiting for the night! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(slurps) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(snapping) (groaning) Although not that particular from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(SNEEZES) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(SOBS) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(SPEAKING SPANISH) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(SPEAKING SPANISH) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(speaking Spanish) (shouting) (gunshots) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(sputtering) (Archer and Cyril shout) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(STAMMERING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(STIFLES SNEEZE) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(thunder crashes) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(thunder rumbles) (Krieger squeaks) from Archer (2009) - Season 5
(thunder rumbling) (screaming) ARCHER: Goddamn it, Ray. Are you drunk? from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ ...auto parts This year. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ ♪ But I'm high enough from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ All right now. ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ And I'm crying Suppressing fire! from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ Baby, please don't go from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ Baby, please don't go ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ Baby, please don't go ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ Baby, please don't go ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ Baby, please don't go ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ Baby, please don't go ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ Baby, please don't go down to New Orleans from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ Baby, please don't go down to New Orleans from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ Before I be from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ Before I be your dog Before I be your dog ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ Before I be your dog get you way down here from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ Before I be your dog get you way down here make you walk alone from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ But I drink enough to say hello ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ Eastbound and down ♪ ♪ Loaded up and truckin' ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ I'll burn it down from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ I'm eastbound Just watch ol' Bandit run! ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ In the ghetto where Mac Davis sucks it. ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ My baby's leaving from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ On that midnight train from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ This is it. KRIEGER: Yeah, you guys box from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ We gonna do what they say can't be done ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ We got a long way to go ♪ ♪ And a short time to get... ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ Yeah, your girl done gone down to the county farm ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ You know how I feel right now? ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
♪ You know how I feel right now? ♪ from Archer (2009) - Season 5
$1 million! Yes, real dollars. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
$50 million, Lana. from Archer (2009) - Season 5
20 years?! Lana, look at all from Archer (2009) - Season 5