Friends - Season 1 Edit

A bottle of your most overpriced champagne.

A bra. Right out the sleeve

A brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.

A chest and a stomach...

A cool phone number and a possible name for the kid.

A fine choice. I'm coming out.

A glass is on the table with no coaster. A cold drink. A hot day.

A head.

A Iittle woozy, but basically okay.

A little bit later. Is he gonna sleep?

A little engagement gift.

A little louder.

A lot.

A piece of silk boxer shorts...

A thing through which you can tinkle

A thing through which you can tinkle

A thing through which you can tinkle

A thumb?

A wandering?

A whole other machine for your colors.

A woman!

A wuss? Excuse me for living in the real world.

Aah, you're killing me.

About a month ago, I wanted to hurt you...

Absolutely!

Actually, a little more than that.

Actually, nectarines, but basically.

Actually, they were Nana's.

Actually, tomorrow night depends on how tonight goes.

Actually, you only got to sing "Memo..

Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.

After a certain point, you gotta let go.

After all, it is your ankle.

After years of struggling you've cracked your way into show business.

After you're with this woman for 10 minutes, you forget all that.

Ah

Ah, I didn't get the job.

Ah, I didn't get the job.

Ah, I don't know. You reach a certain age...

Ah, the lesser known "I Don't Have a Dream" speech.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Well, there you go. Last to know again.

Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.

Ahem, God.

Ahem, hello?

Ahem, I want, um...

Ahem, Monana, it's for you.

Ahem, well, I don't know, heh heh.

Ahem. Excuse me, uh, that's my puck.

Ahem. It's just easier that way.

Ahem. Look, I, uh... I realize you guys have been wondering...

AII right. Well, be good. I Iove you.

AII right. You be good.

Ain't no hope in...

Airport '77! Airport '79!

Alan wants to speak to you.

Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan.

ALL [SINGING]: I'm on the top of the world Looking down on creation

All I asked you to do was keep him in here!

All I had is oregano and a Fresca.

All I'm saying is, if you had told me vegetarian lasagna...

All my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe!"

All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right. I'm not looking. Go ahead.

All right, all right. Maybe it will take my mind off it.

All right, can I just ask you one question?

All right, fine. Um...

All right, good thing we're in a hospital.

All right, great.

All right, here's my $7.50. But this money is cursed.

All right, I can do this.

All right, I panicked, all right?

All right, I want my monkey!

All right, I'll see that he gets the message. Bye bye.

All right, I'll see you then. Bye.

All right, I'll, uh, catch up with you later.

All right, I'm going to bed.

All right, I've got to go.

All right, Janice, that's it!

All right, Joey. Be nice.

All right, just give her this for me, okay?

All right, let's eat.

All right, look, I gotta tell you something.

All right, Miss Greene, everything looks fine.

All right, mommies, take a nice, deep, cleansing breath.

All right, once...

All right, relax, relax, just relax, just relax. Be cool.

All right, Ross

All right, this is just Bactine. It won't hurt.

All right, uh, the weirdest place would have to be...

All right, what have we learned so far?

All right, what is it?

All right, when you're finished, it's cool if you flick it

All right, who should we call first? Your folks or Deb and Rhona?

All right, you keep practicing..

All right, you madcap gal!

All right! A cow got through.

All right? He goes into the shower, and then...

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right. Just keep him away from me.

All right. And my dead mother said you are it! I'm with Rachel.

All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody, ante.

All right. Don't tell me.

All right. I know it's stupid.

All right. Now everyone grab a partner.

All right. Now take a puff.

All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.

All right. Now we smoke.

All right. Show's over.

All right. Somebody kiss me.

All right. Then I'll call your supervisor and tell her...

All right. There's a theory put forth by Richard Leakey

All right. Yes, this is Rachel

All right. You guys, I kind of gotta clean up now.

All right. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city.

All she has to do is dial 55 JIMBO.

All the fun, all the talking, all the sex...

All the other pregnant women seem to be going in here.

All you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set.

All you want is a dinkle

All you want is a dinkle

ALL: Fun Bobby!

ALL: Mon!

ALL: Oh.

ALL: Ooh.

ALL: Ooh.

ALL: Surprise!

ALL: Surprise!

ALL: Wow.

Alrighty. Bye bye.

Alrighty. We're gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises.

Although back in college, Susan Saladore did.

Although I have enjoyed the fact that your shirt's been sticking out...

Although, actually I'm really not that hungry.

Although, Aruba. This time of year?

Always yelling. Nothing made him happy

Am I supposed to use one machine for shirts and another for pants?

Amuse bouche?

An actor. Hello?

An agency left its card. They wanna sign me!

An egg?

And 13 months.

And a guy with a hammer said you'd be here, and you are.

And a melon.

And a nice hot cider for Monica.

And a smile so bewitchin'

And a third for your...

And action!

And action!

And all of a sudden, his hands weren't the problem anymore.

And all of a sudden, you grabbed my finger with your whole fist...

And an iced tea.

And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.

And besides, you're carrying my baby.

And bigger boobs.

And boogie.

And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school...

And Chandler will be?

And Charles. Chachi, Chachi, Chachi..

And complaining about them to you."

And cut!

And cut! What was that?

And deaf.

And Debbie, my friend from junior high...

And did you notice?

And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky.

And frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know.

And he can dance.

And he has your number?

And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village.

And he's charming.

And he's not speaking metaphorically.

And he's the kind of guy who, when you're talking, he's Iistening...

And here's this baby who has three whole parents...

And hope you'll accept this football phone..

And I am late for keeping up with it, okay?

And I buy detergent, but it's not the one with the easy pour spout.

And I cannot feel my legs.

And I don't appreciate it.

And I don't have to...

And I got you....

And I have the receipt from my dinner with:

And I hit my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle.

And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba.

And I hope you'll still be my maid of honor.

And I just kept thinking, "Why do people continue to go there?"

And I just want a million dollars!

And I read about these women trying to have it all, and I thank God...

And I realize I'm totally naked.

And I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right?

And I really think it should be me.

And I said, yeah, I liked her in Splash, but not so much in Wall Street.

And I say, "No. No. I can't understand that."

And I say, "Your work? Your work? How can you say that?"

And I started blowing my attack whistle thingy...

And I take the dead flowers out of the vase.

And I told him not to, but he got me a bottle of Chanel.

And I was all, "Oh, Paolo. He's so great.

And I was looking at this really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.

And I went to camp with her cousin.

And I will see you tomorrow.

And I would have to say...

And I'll go put out the sofa.

And I'm an orthodontist.

And I'm gone.

And I'm gonna be the guy...

And I'm guessing, since nobody told me, this is Paolo?

And I'm his friend Dr. Rosen.

And I'm not really a sweeping sort of fella.

And I'm sure your little boy's not gonna grow up to be one.

And I'm thinking how inappropriate this is.

And if you get in the, uh...

And it turns out it's my mother

And it was at night...

And it was totally...

And it was..

And it's an extra seat around the table.

And it's not even for me.

And listen, if you wanna be gay, be gay!

And maybe it was partially because of how we

And mean. And a little frightening.

And men with emotional problems can hear?

And Mindy, your maid of

And Mom just gave them all away.

And Monica knows.

And Ms. Summerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu.

And my sister, Tina, can't see her husband.

And not in a good way.

And not just at the fun stuff, but, like, talking too.

And now I feel so stupid.

And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey and a broken foot!

And now I know.

And now I... Excuse me? Excuse me?

And now you're choking.

And now, we've reached a place...

And on my way over here I stepped in gum

And on page two, he's not reaching for her "heaving beasts."

And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me.

And pregnant. And sad.

And Rachel moved in a few months ago.

And Rachel, you owe 15 big ones!

And saying it went to a farm.

And she and Susan are going to raise the baby.

And she, you know, kind of stole him away...

And so I, uh, heh...

And so, well, here's the deal.

And something else:

And sometimes, I may be away longer...

And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third and I'll go like this:

And special occasions.

And teams played sports.

And thank you for giving it to me.

And that scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do

And that would be?

And that's having a baby.

And that's on top of the year end bonus structure you mentioned earlier?

And that's the Chrysler Building right there.

And that's what I have to do right now."

And that's when I knew.

And the fabric softener?

And the milk is getting sour

And the moment of joy is upon us.

And the next thing I know, she just starts pulling me out by my hair.

And the only explanation I can find

And the response I got! Man, oh, man!

And the woman touching her is her...

And then he burst into flames.

And then he did.

And then he killed himself.

And then he woke up and there was this big plant...

And then he wouldn't even talk to me anymore.

And then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.

And then one day, I saw a movie that changed my life.

And then one day, you wake up, and it's, "See you around."

And then the peacock bit me. Ha, ha.

And then there's Randy Brown...

And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun.

And then What? Marcel!

And then when you do, he's a preppy animal

And then you put your arms around me...

And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go...

And then you say, um, "It's tearing me apart...

And then your face exploded?

And there's $500 extra in my account.

And there's no "J " in "engorged."

And they are.

And they found their bodies The very next

And they found their bodies The very next day

And they're very hot!

And think, in a few years, we'll turn into them.

And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym?

And this is my reward.

And this man child has no problem with how old you are?

And three days in a row, he got to the newspaper before I did...

And three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.

And until we do, we are all here for you. Okay?

And we all know what a challenge that is.

And we just get nothing back.

And we're dancing!

And we're done with the yogurt.

And we're having a boy and a girl.

And what did you bring?

And what is bluffing?

And what would my opening line be? Excuse me....

And while we're on the subject of news..

And who pays for that?

And yet believable.

And yet it did.

And you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB GYN.

And you could use them in your Theater of Cruelty.

And you cry and you cry And you cry

And you cry and you cry And you cry

And you didn't marry him because?

And you got lenses

And you knew about this?

And you know it.

And you know what? We want a rematch.

And you're all like, "Oh, define me! Define me!

And you're not, like, doing it as a favor to me.

And you're Rachel Greene!

And your fly's still open

And your friend Phoebe?

And, coaches, you should be supporting Mommy's head

And, Min, you know, if everything works out...

And, Monica, what are you gonna make?

And, uh, he informed me that she took the news rather badly.

And, uh, Kristen...

And, uh, that's my boy in there.

And, uh, then I'm here talking to you, and it's easy and it's fun.

And, uh, this is Carol Willick, and this is Susan Bunch.

And, uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way...

And, um, there are three things that you should know about me.

And, um, well, I figure if you can be honest, then I can too.

And, um... And then you tell me you love me and you'll never forget me.

And..

Andrea's the screamer. Angela has cats.

Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?

Another good point.

Any minute now

Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.

Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?

Anyone want me to appraise anything?

Anyway, I figured after work, I'd pick up some wine...

Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant, so...

Anyway, I'll be gone for a week.

Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield.

Anyway, they want me to go down to this...

Anyway, um, he's opening up a restaurant...

Anyway, um..

Anyway.

Anyway...

Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.

Apparently, he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people!

Apparently, he's reached sexual maturity.

Apparently, they're attracted to dryer sheets.

Are people eating my dip?

Are resting in a little yellow jar

Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?

Are they end to end, or tall, like pancakes?

Are they here yet?

Are we greeting each other this way now? I like it.

Are we still talking about sex?

Are we talking about the coyotes here?

Are you a virgin?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you drunk?

Are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I throw it out?

Are you in the mood for something g****?

Are you insane? Come here, Marcel.

Are you insane? This woman stole from you!

Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing.

Are you moving out?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you playing with Monica's shoes? You're not supposed to

Are you sure she didn't say:

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Because you could make little puppets out of them.

Are you through with that? Thanks.

Are you welling up?

Aren't there times when you come home at night and you're, like:

Aren't we in the middle of something?

Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?

Aren't you gonna...?

As far as I know, guys don't do anything that comes close. Right?

As in "Mouse"?

As in my grandmother

As long as you are under my roof...

As much as you are.

As our gift." Do you believe it?

At least I'm doing it!

At least, there's no new way for me to tell you this.

At one point, there were villagers.

At the little theater in the park?

Aunt Phylis is dead?

Aunt Silv, I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer.

Aunt Silv, stop yelling.

Autographed. And give you a goodbye kiss.

Aw, thank you.

Awful play, man!

Baby coming. God.

Back to the book. What is this about you being arrested in London?

Barbara, hi! How are you?

Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

Barry, who you almost

BARRY: It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours.

Based on this play!

Based on this play?

Basically, it's totally up to me.

Basically, you wanna use one machine for all your whites.

Be glad you didn't fan the magazines. She'll scratch your eyes out.

Be right there. I'll be back in a second.

Beads of condensation are inching closer to the wood....

Bean! Bean!

Beautiful!

Because he was creepy.

Because I can't watch.

Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me.

Because I know that this isn't the end.

Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment!

Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment!

Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.

Because I've heard...

Because it's complicated. It's complex.

Because it's my baby too.

Because once those cards are dealt....

Because she's alone now.

Because the left one is lucky.

Because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough...

Because we're great together, you know?

Because you can make yummy noises.

Because you waited too long to make your move...

Because, um, you see...

Because...

Because...

Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.

Before you get into that, there's something you should know.

Being spit on is probably not what you need right now.

Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being...

Ben, this is everybody.

Ben, you ready? Give me your foot.

Ben.

Ben...

Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?

Better?

Better?

Betty, hi.

Big day.

Big glamour night. Me and Monica at Launderama.

Big guy?

Big lizards.

Big nun!

Big ring!

Blow a bubble. A bubble's good.

Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons.

Bob is great. He's smart, sophisticated, and he has a real job.

Both of you?

BOTH: Hey.

BOTH: No, I'm sorry.

BOTH: Why?

BOTH: Your dream.

Boy, I know they say that you can't change your parents.

Boy, if you could, I'd want yours.

Boy, somebody's gonna get a big fruit basket tomorrow!

Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you?

Boys?

Breathe. Breathe.

Breathe. Breathe.

Brian's a little out of your league.

Brian's Song.

Bullwinkle socks.

But a man can change.

But apparently somebody overslept.

But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!

But he's just phoning it in.

But her friend sounds like such a...

But hey, I can be a kook!

But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and, uh...

But I couldn't get a flight out till tomorrow, so...

But I definitely want to be a part of it.

But I don't want to be single, okay?

But I figure, you know, that shouldn't change anything.

But I get to see my son, who I love.

But I guess it was just the coma.

But I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate.

But I saved it. I put my basket on top.

But I was drunk on you.

But I won't.

But I would be fine with that.

But I'll still always come back..

But I'll still always come back...

But I'm in a lot of pain here, all right? My face is dented.

But I'm not gonna do that

But I'm not.

But I'm ready. So just deal.

But if anything else opens up, please

But if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.

But if it's good, tell him now.

But if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay?

But if you have to ask....

But if you spent it, it would be like shopping.

But it happened to me.

But it isn't me. It's not me.

But it only has to happen once.

But it would be like starting on the 1 5th date.

But it's fine.

But it's hard when, when you do what I do. It's, like....

But it's not gonna last.

But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference.

But just barely, and I....

But let's not drink it here.

But look how happy she is.

But maybe you sucked up to them so they'd favor you.

But not a mom. Never a mom.

But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night.

But relax. She's doing great.

But right now he's just a little fat guy.

But see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss...

But she's looking for someone. And someone will be there tonight.

But soon they'll grow up And resent you so much

But that doesn't explain why they keep taking my scissors.

But that may just be a pipe dream because he's out of state.

But that's two blocks from the beach. It's a total party zoo.

But the truth is at the end of the day, I still really wanna be...

But then everyone will know.

But then you got promoted, and now you're all, like, Mr. Boss Man.

But there's a rat problem

But there's something, um...

But there's this other guy.

But there's...

But these women are very hot, and they need our help.

But they don't see all the wonderfulness that I see.

But they're not your friends anymore.

But this isn't high school. We're all adults here!

But to me it is not scary

But we can prep the guy.

But we don't have to go down that road.

But what do you do to unwind after a tough day at work?

But what do you say we just put that aside for now, you know?

But when you throw in Tanya...

But with Mindy..

But you can't actually test this theory.

But you found me.

But you hate sticking your finger in your eye.

But you know the end, where they're happy?

But you know what? Just for fun...

But you, you're a giver.

But you. What a bitch!

But you'll live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die.

But you're the only person I know here.

But your love Oh, your love, your love

But, phew!

But, see, it was a plan, you know? It was clear.

But, um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so...

But, um, I don't think that'll be you.

But, you know, we've grown apart, so, um...

But, you see, it's just this night has to go just perfect, you know...

But...

Butt guy, what are you doing?

By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all of my pictures.

By the way, great service today.

By the way, your friend Brian, from Payroll? He is.

Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin.

Bye Bye Birdie!

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye, Nana.

Call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps...

Call her. Stop being so testosterone y.

Call me if you change your mind.

Call me.

Calm down. You only have to pay for the stuff you bought.

Can I ask a question?

Can I borrow stuff? I wanna make Aurora breakfast.

Can I borrow the phone?

Can I get an espresso and a latte over here?

Can I get you anything? Did you bring the mail?

Can I tell you what the answer is?

Can I use either thumb?

Can I use your phone?

Can I use your phone?

Can I?

Can we be grownups now?

Can we change the subject, please?

Can we drop this already, please?

Can we start over?

Can we talk about this later? Okay.

Can we turn this off? Can we make them go away?

Can you believe it?

Can you believe it?

Can you believe it? Pacino! This guy's why I became an actor!

Can you believe she actually thought that?

Can you believe this happened?

Can you fix radiators?

Can you hear that?

Can you see my nipples through this shirt?

Can you stop yelling? You're making me nervous...

Can't do it, can you?

Can't we have what we have now?

Career counselor?

Careful, careful. They haven't quite taken yet.

Carol called to thank me for the lasagna. I asked. She told me.

Carol moved her stuff out today.

Carol never threw me out of a room before you

Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first...

Carol, sweetie.

CAROL: Hey, hey, hey. Come on in. Hey. Hello.

CAROL: It really is. Ha, ha.

CAROL: It's impossible. It's just impossible.

CAROL: Thanks.

Carol's a lesbian.

Carol's pregnant.

Celia, he's not gonna hurt you. Soothing tones, Celia, soothing tones.

Celtics? They couldn't hit a boat if

Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay.

Chan, can you help me out? I'll pay you back.

Chances are he's going to be this broken shell of a man. You know?

CHANDLER [THINKING]: All right, all right. It's been 14 and a half minutes...

CHANDLER [THINKING]: All right. Okay. What next?

CHANDLER [THINKING]: Gum would be perfection?

CHANDLER [THINKING]: Oh, my God. It's her.

CHANDLER [THINKING]: What the hell was that?

CHANDLER & JOEY: Hockey. Hockey. Hockey.

CHANDLER & JOEY: Hockey. Hockey. Hockey. Hockey.

Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing.

Chandler is my name and....

Chandler, do you promise to be good?

Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place.

Chandler, listen.

Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone.

Chandler, relax. This is a good going to the airport.

Chandler, say something funny.

Chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this. Watch, it's easy.

Chandler, what about you?

Chandler, what are you doing?

Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.

CHANDLER: He's open, he's open. Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it!

CHANDLER: Hi. Hi.

CHANDLER: I think last night was great.

CHANDLER: Nina...

CHANDLER: Still got the egg, huh? Yeah.

CHANDLER: To the left. To the left.

CHANDLER: Unbelievable. And all that milk and stuff? Great.

CHANDLER: What...?

CHANDLER: You okay there?

Chandler! He's here!

Chandler?

Chandler's coming, and he says he has this incredible news.

Chandler's old roommate was *******, and these are the only candles we have...

Change?

Change.

Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas.

Cheese Nip?

CLARK [ON TV]: In 20 seconds, it'll be midnight.

Cleansing breath.

Clear the tracks for the boobie payback.

Closed! How about closed?

Coffee, black.

Coffee.

Coincidence?

Come here, Marcel!

Come here, Marcel.

Come here, Patty.

Come here, Patty.

Come here, sweetheart.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Do you see anything here?

Come here. Give me your feet.

Come in!

Come on up.

Come on, Ben. That's it, Ben.

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, come on. All right, ready? Look.

Come on, Daddy, listen!

Come on, do it!

Come on, he's not that bad.

Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh?

Come on, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing...

Come on, it's not that big a deal.

Come on, kiddo. You're gonna be fine, believe me.

Come on, lucky sixes.

Come on, Lydia, you can do it.

Come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinking:

Come on, Marcel.

Come on, Pheebs.

Come on, Ross.

Come on, Ross. You gotta get back in the game here.

Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey, ice?

Come on, she's a person. You can do it.

Come on, show me.

Come on, stand up. These people will scooch down. Come on.

Come on, they're gonna love you.

Come on, this guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's...

Come on, this was a pact. This was your pact.

Come on, we're great together. Why not?

Come on, wussies.

Come on, you guys.

Come on!

Come on! Do it, do it, do it! Come on!

Come on! We were great together.

Come on! What am I gonna do?

Come on! You guys can pee standing up.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. He doesn't know this stuff. If he knew how you felt...

Come on. He's right. Tit for tat.

Come on. Just do it.

Come on. No, I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah.

Come on. Seriously, Joey, what's the part?

Come on. She'll be here any minute.

Come on. Shut up. It's fun. Give me a hug.

Come on. The guy's a secondary character.

Come on. Two on one.

Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch....

Come on. You're smart. You're sexy.

Come on...

Come over here. You guys will scooch, won't you?

Come to mama.

Coming through. Move. Move!

Congratulations. I think you found the world's thinnest argument.

Cook meat.

Cool tie.

Cool. Ha, ha.

Cool. Thanks

Could I get some painkillers over here, please?

Could I take her?

Could she be more out of my league? Back me up.

Could tonight be the night?

Could we see something in a slimmer heel?

Could you be any smugger?

Could you give this to that guy over there?

Could you please tell me what this is in reference to?

Could you show it to Ben every now and then so he doesn't forget me?

Could you want her more?

Could've played Monopoly, but no.

Could've said, Gum would be nice. I'll have a stick. But, no.

Couldn't have gone worse.

Country club newsletter.

Coyotes picking off the weak members of the herd.

Crapping on my heart

Crazy bitch.

Crystal duck.

Curry.

Cushions the blow.

Cut. Cut. Cut

Cute.

Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all?

Dad, Dad, Dad. I'm talking about the whole, uh, baby thing.

Dad, let's just make a decision.

Dad, we can't bury Nana in a dresser from kea.

Dad, you'll be in my room. You can stay in Chandler's room

Daddy, I just I can't marry him.

Daddy...

Daddy... Daddy, why? Why would I sleep with Billy Dreskin?

Damn it, damn it, damn it!

Damn it, damn it. This is all your fault.

Damn it. Damn it.

Damn!

Danielle, hi.

Danielle, hi.

Date night! Saturday night. Saturday night!

David's, like, you know, a scientist guy. He's very methodical.

David's, like, you know, a scientist guy. He's very methodical.

Dead guy getting hit in the groin 20, 30 times.

Dealer takes two.

Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack.

Decaf cappuccino for Joey.

Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening!

Define "fun."

Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights.

Did any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?

Did anybody else feel like peeling their skin off..

Did he mention us?

Did he say "You're not up to this" again?

Did I miss it?

Did I miss something?

Did I say that out loud?

Did I turn the fish? Nope, because I made lasagna.

Did it feel like your shot?

Did she mention me?

Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman?

Did you ever see the movie Sleepless in Seattle?

Did you get that from the "I Love Rachel Pizzeria"?

Did you get to the part about his "huge, throbbing pens"?

Did you go home and change?

Did you hear that, Marcel?

Did you know he's gay?

Did you know this isn't Ma?

Did you rent mopeds?

Did you say G. Stephanopoulos?

Did you see Betty?

Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.

Did you, uh, ever get this sort of...

Didn't I memo you on this?

Didn't you get a good enough look?

Didn't you listen to the story?

Didn't you listen? It's twisted!

Dinah?

Disneyland, 1989. It's a small world after all.

Do I go horseback riding in the park, hmm?

Do I know that name? That sounds familiar.

Do I look okay?

Do I sense resentment?

Do I take classes at The New School?

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Do something. Just make contact. Smile.

Do that for another two hours..

Do the words, "Billy, don't be a hero," mean anything to you?

Do they wait for me to do this?

Do we have any fruit?

Do we have to know about that?

Do we know?

Do you always have to bring him here?

Do you come here a Iot...

Do you ever just feel like you're so unbelievably uncoordinated?

Do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's?

Do you guys want to try to catch a late movie or something?

Do you have a point?

Do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?

Do you know how long it's been since I grabbed a spoon?

Do you know how to play?

Do you know that right now your baby is only this big?

Do you know the word crap weasel?

Do you know what it's like to grow up...

Do you know who Carl is?

Do you remember how your father used to be?

Do you remember that vegetarian pâté that I made that you loved so much?

Do you think Alan is sometimes..

Do you think Dad cheated?

Do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?

Do you think his "Iove stick" can be "Iiberated from its denim prison"?

Do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime?

Do you think that was wrong?

Do you think there are people that go through life...

Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News?

Do you think we're ready for something like that?

Do you think you can have both?

Do you wanna explain that?

Do you wanna watch Laverne y Shirley?

Do you want anything else?

Do you want some chicken?

Do you? Do you? Oh, hey. You must need detergent.

Does anybody want to trade?

Does anyone have a problem with that?

Does anyone want the rest of this Pop Tart?

Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?

Does he look like he was told to shove anything?

Does he sell it, drink it?

Does he, uh, fight with other animals?

Does it get better than this?

Does she?

Does the knuckle cracking bother everybody, or just him?

Doesn't it seem like a million years ago?

Doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys...

Doesn't Ross'flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27B?

Doing it on this table.

Don't be upset. It can happen to anyone.

Don't do that. Come on!

Don't ever tell me what you did in there.

Don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe.

Don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool?

Don't listen to him. I think it's endearing.

Don't listen to your mother.

Don't look at me. This is Ross' thing.

Don't make me do this again! I don't like my voice like this!

Don't say listen. I know that listen. I've said that listen.

Don't take this wrong, I just don't see you as a mom.

Don't touch the cards when somebody is dealing.

Don't watch this. Weekend at Bernie's is on Showtime and HBO.

Don't worry, we're gonna find them.

Don't worry.

Don't worry. Apparently, other people have made the same mistake.

Don't worry. I'll use the gentle cycle.

Don't you have a laundry room in your building?

Don't you know it yet?

Don't you mean a woman in a man's body?

Don't you think it's just that he's so perceptive...

Don't you wanna know about the sex?

Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker?

Done.

Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens

Downright gutsy.

Doy. Probably right before she lost it.

Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.

Dr. Farber, we've got an emergency here.

Dr. Max to Center 456.

Drive safe.

During a blackout? She'll get trampled.

Each one's like a little party in my uterus.

Easy, Rach, we'll find it. Won't we?

Easy!

Eat your fish.

Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests...

Eight.

Eight. Three. All right, very good.

Eleven days before Halloween? All the good costumes are gone?

Ethan is my boyfriend.

Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?

Ethan, it's, um...

Ethan? He gets the whole day!

Ethan? There's an Ethan?

Even her eyelashes

Even if I was happy and skipping, I'd hear:

Even more than I was.

Even sleeping he Iooks smart.

Even though Nana's gone, there's something almost life

Even when you practice it at home, man, oh, man...

Even when you were a kid, and you were chubby...

Eventually, it kind of burns out.

Ever go out with a guy your friends really like?

Ever have to fire anyone?

Ever since my mom died, every now and then...

Ever since she left me..

Ever since she walked out on me..

Ever since that poodle stuffer came along...

Every day I get a little bit closer to, uh...

Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.

Every day you are becoming more and more like your mother.

Every single second is like that with Aurora.

Everybody I love is in the same room.

Everybody knows this?

Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.

Everybody ready?

Everybody, it's Fun Bobby!

Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet.

Everybody, this is Danielle. Danielle, everybody.

Everybody, this is Paolo.

Everybody, this is Rachel, a Lincoln High survivor.

Everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.

Everybody. Shh. Uh, Central Perk is proud to present...

Everyone always thought of her as the pretty one.

Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted...

Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says I'm so predictable.

Everything was figured out, and now everything's just kind of like...

Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.

Everything's pink?

Everything's pink?

Ew, ew, ew.

Ew.

Excellent. Everyone was so, so nice

Except for Kevin Millmore, may he rot in hell.

Except for the red sock, which is still red.

Except for, um...

Except he's smarter and gentler and sweeter.

Except...

Excuse me, I'm trying to have a date here.

Excuse me, sir! Excuse me, sir? I have a message for you.

Excuse me! I was kind of using that machine.

Excuse me! Pardon me. Excuse me. Sorry.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me? Can they warm it up? I'm concerned about goose bumps.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Can I help you with anything?

Excuse me. Could we get an egg over here, still in the shell?

Excuse me. Hello, here we go.

Excuse me. It's about the job!

Excuse me. This hospital is for people.

Excuse me. We've been here for over an hour...

Excuse me. You don't think I could get a Brian?

Excuse me...

Fantastic! Question. How is that possible?

Fasten your seat belts, it's pee pee time.

Feminist issue? That's where I went.

Fill this out and bring it back.

Finally, I figure I'd better answer it.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. Do you want the birds? Get the birds.

Fine. Fine.

Fine. Just stop thinking about me.

Fine. Make jokes, I don't care.

Fine. Now you'll never know.

FIREMAN 1: We'll see you later. FIREMAN 2: Bye. See you later.

FIREMAN 1: What do we got there?

FIREMAN 1: You tell them you're married? FIREMAN 2: No way.

Five card draw. Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody, ante.

Five letters.

Five years ago, if somebody'd said to me, Here's a tomato that looks like a prune...

Five, six, seven, eight.

Five, six. Five, six, seven, eight.

Flame Boy!

Focus? There's nothing to focus on.

For a living!

For all those people who miss out on that, uh, passion thing...

For future reference, that thing in your hand...

For God's sake, Joey! Really.

For me to win, others have to lose.

For me, gum is perfection.

For the love of God, Monica, don't do it!

For the most part.

For this, after all, is the miracle of birth.

Forget about me. Let's give you another turn.

Forget about you. Think about what we went through!

Forget it! Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.

Four letters, "circle or hoop."

Four years of closeness and sharing, after which she ripped your heart out.

From now on, you don't get to talk to other people.

From the rhyme.

Full house.

Fun? Where was the fun?

Future boyfriends?

Gee, what? What is wrong with New Year's?

Gee, you know, no one's ever put it like that before.

Get him! Get him! Get him!

Get off.

Get that animal out of here.

Get up, you Girl Scout! Up, up, up!

Get... Yes! You're not laughing now, are you, pal?

Getting so good at that.

Give her a break. It's hard being on your own.

Give me a "for instance."

Give me a call when you get a chance.

Give me my puck! Unh.

Give me that.

Give me the cigarette!

Given that he's in love with you...

Gives them a Latin spin.

Go ahead. Thank you.

Go away. Stop looking in here.

Go over. She's not with anyone.

Go to the bathroom.

Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up!

Go with the egg, my friend.

Go, Bobcats!

Go, Monana!

Go!

Go! Go!

God bless the chickpea.

God, he's good.

God, I hope she has my brains.

God, I love these fingers.

God, I miss just being needy.

God, I'm gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep!

God, I'm gonna look like a big Marshmallow Peep!

God, isn't this exciting? I earned this.

God, look at you. You are so big. I can't believe it

God, what a great day!

God, what happened to you?

God, young, young. I meant young, heh.

God.

God. Go in the bathroom. Use whatever you want.

God. The first time he smiled at me...

Going? Things are not going. She got me socks.

Good boy!

Good boy. Give me the rice.

Good choice.

Good for me!

Good for you. Alrighty, next?

Good luck, man.

Good luck...

Good night, you guys.

Good save. We're back on track and I'm...

Good, Shelly. I'm gonna flush myself down the toilet now.

Good.

Good.

Good. Good. Listen...

Goodbye, baby.

Goodbye, Mr. Heckles.

Goodbye, Nana.

Gosh, you Iook good.

Got me.

Gotcha!

Gotcha.

G****fruit juice! G****fruit juice!

Great story. But I gotta go.

Great, it's gym class all over again.

Great.

Great.

Great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car, run over some puppies.

Great. Now he's waving back.

Great. Okay, that's great. Heh.

Great. Thanks a lot.

GROUP: Hey, Joey. Hey.

GROUP: Hey, Joey. Hey.

GROUP: Hey, Phoebe. Hey, Pheebs.

GROUP: One. Happy New Year!

GROUP: Ooh.

GROUP: What?

Gum would be perfection.

Guys, I'm going for anything here. I can't be a waitress anymore.

Guys, I'm not.

Guys? There's, uh, somebody I'd like you to meet.

Guys. It's gross.

Guys' night out? Come on, what do you say, big guy?

Ha, ha.

Ha, ha. He doesn't speak much English.

Ha, ha. Of course I thought of you.

Ha, ha. We got the grant.

Ha, ha. You did not.

Ha. No, not where I was going.

Had you said codependent or self destructive....

Happens to be a very nice guy.

Happy Birthday, Peehee.

Happy Hanukkah, everyone!

Happy New Year.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Hard to tell. I was naked.

Has Dr

Have you been involved where you haven't broken up?

Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?

Have you ever thought about being there for her?

Have you never done this before?

Have you seen a monkey?

Have you two, you know, like, you know?

He also found an M and an O.

He can hold a banana, if that's what you mean.

He could be a Glen.

He could row like a Viking

He couldn't get a woman like that in a million years.

He couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.

He didn't want to be around anything that looked like either one of us.

He doesn't do much, does he?

He doesn't have anyone.

He doesn't know the Village!

He got a restraining order.

He is cute.

He is Satan in a smock.

He is so amazing.

He is so great. But that's over.

He is? Why?

He just happened to call.

He keeps erasing the messages on my machine.

He keeps shutting me out, you know?

He knows no one is gonna say all those names.

He knows they'll wind up calling her Geller. Then he gets his way.

He looks so tiny.

He makes me feel so..." Ugh!

He might accidentally break something valuable of hers.

He said we were holding up the people behind us.

He said, "Let's do this again." That's good, right?

He said, "When are you gonna start being a mom?"

He says he's really gonna miss you guys.

He says, "Hello," I want to kill myself.

He seems to hate you. Are you sure?

He should take the sack?

He stopped by.

He threw some feces.

He told her off. And not just about the kiss.

He walked me home and said, "Let's do this again."

He wants to do something eclectic, so he's looking for someone...

He was more embarrassed about that than anyone.

He wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy.

He watches Jeopardy...

He'd be okay with you because he's okay with Ethan.

He'll be home any minute. He's gonna kill me!

He's a black capuchin monkey with a white face...

He's a person.

He's back. The peeper's back.

He's been more loving. It's like every day is our anniversary.

He's closing his eyes again.

He's coming. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool

He's doing it again!

He's engaged to another woman...

He's falling in love with her.

He's gone!

He's gonna keep cheating on Ma like she wanted.

He's got the monocle, he's got the top hat....

He's gotta be the toughest snack there is.

He's here.

He's in a whole other place.

He's just a complication you eventually kill off.

He's like actually some spy working for the CIA.

He's mastered the difference between "bring me the" and "pee in the."

He's no Brian in Payroll.

He's not a hero.

He's not even jolly. It's all political.

He's not even wearing a jock strap.

He's our age.

He's out banging other women over the head with a club...

He's really funny.

He's right there, in the blue jacket! Can I?

He's right, enough already. What is the big deal about today?

He's saying, you know, "This is too hard. Get out!"

He's so cute!

He's this high and answers to the name Marcel.

He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.

He's walking around all the time, dragging his hands.

He's wearing a sweater.

Heads up, Ross.

Heads, heads, heads

Heckles! Can I have this?

Heh. Great. Now I'm having a baby.

Heh. How could you? I don't even know.

Heh. I'm not just waitressing.

Heh. No, sir, I do not perform those kind of services.

Heh. No, you don't want me.

Heh. Please. They're having sex.

Heh. See, Rach, um...

Heh. See, there's always one guy.

HELEN [OVER INTERCOM]: Nina Bookbinder is here to see you.

HELEN [OVER INTERCOM]: Still want her psychological profile sent to personnel?

Helen Geller?

Helen, could you come in here for a moment?

Helen, make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinder's raise.

Hell is filled with people like you.

Hell, no. We'll pay!

Hello, babe! What are you doing here?

Hello, coma guy.

Hello, dear!

Hello, funny valentine.

Hello, greeter girl.

Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker.

Hello, Joey!

Hello, Ross. Yes, that's right. It's me. How did you know?

Hello, Susan. Good shake, good shake.

Hello!

Hello!

Hello! The Milner's farm in Connecticut?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Heh. And again.

Hello? Oh, hi, Wendy.

Hello? Who are we spying on?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Rachel Greene.

Hello. This is Monica.

Help! Help!

Help! Help! I'm drowning. Help! Help!

Her name is Celia. She's not a bug lady.

Her name's Aurora. She's Italian and she pronounces my name "Chandler."

Her name's Ronni.

Her Sweet 'N Lows.

Here goes.

Here goes.

Here he comes.

Here he comes.

Here we go

Here we go.

Here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore.

Here you go, kids.

Here you go.

Here you go. Maybe this will cheer you up.

Here, how about that one?

Here, kitty, kitty.

Here, monkey!

Here, monkey.

Here, Ross, take our picture.

Here, sweetie. I took these when I had my gall thing accident.

Here.

Here's a wacky thought. Um, ahem.

Here's little Ben nodding off.

Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler.

Here's my mom and dad on their wedding day.

Here's my retainer.

Here's the kiss, here's the goodbye....

Here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough..

Here's the thing. We're different.

Hey

Hey, banana man!

Hey, big Spender!

Hey, Brian.

Hey, buddy! What's up?

Hey, can we get some cappuccino over here?

Hey, can we help you?

Hey, Chandler. That table place closes at 7. Come on.

Hey, come on, you came through. You did what you had to do.

Hey, Dad. Ronni's here.

Hey, Dad. What's up?

Hey, did you guys check out those new hand dryers in the bathroom?

Hey, do you see anybody you think could be me?

Hey, do you think...?

Hey, does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma?

Hey, Dr. Farber.

Hey, fellas. Grab onto a Sugar O. Save yourselves.

Hey, Fun Bobby. How's it going, man?

Hey, gorgeous! How's it going?

Hey, great skirt. Birthday present?

Hey, guys, anyone know a good date place in the neighborhood?

Hey, he beat you!

Hey, hey, Chan, she could work for you.

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Quit making up rules!

Hey, hey, hey! Her stuff wasn't in it!

Hey, hey, hey! That's not the rule, and you know it!

Hey, hold on there, tiger. How are you holding up?

Hey, I have a question.

Hey, I might

Hey, I've been honing.

Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live, you know?

Hey, it's Janice.

Hey, Janice?

Hey, Janice.

Hey, Jill, I saw you with some guy last night.

Hey, kickie!

Hey, kids!

Hey, kids.

Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? No.

Hey, Lowell.

Hey, Mr. Costilick. How's life on the 15th floor?

Hey, Paul, here's a tip.

Hey, Pheebs. Guess who we saw today.

Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay.

Hey, Ross, listen.

Hey, she's on.

Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather...

Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on his ass.

Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's.

Hey, there's the birthday boy.

Hey, where you been?

Hey, while you were sleeping, that guy from your old job called again.

Hey, would you all relax? It's not that big a deal.

Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.

Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do.

Hey, you guys. You all know my dad, right?

Hey, you guys. You guys.

Hey, you know what? Tell them that bone story.

Hey, you know, this is so not what I needed now.

Hey, you.

Hey, you're gonna be fine.

Hey, you're single. Have some hormones.

Hey! I got that.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Okay, all right. That's it. Get in here.

Hey. Sugar O's.

Hey. When did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?

Hey...

Hi, can I help you?

Hi, come in! Paul, this is..

Hi, come on in. Hey, Michael, Jeffrey.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, everybody. Hi, Betty.

Hi, heh. Um, I'm gonna need a new set of these forms.

Hi, I'm Andrea.

Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is.

Hi, I'm Mon...

Hi, it's Rachel.

Hi, it's us.

Hi, Janice.

Hi, Joey.

Hi, Joey. What's going on?

Hi, just Janice.

Hi, ladies.

Hi, Mindy.

Hi, Mom, it's Jill.

Hi, Ross. There's someone I want you to say hi to.

Hi, sweetie.

Hi, this is Dick Clark live in Times Square.

Hi, uh, Rachel, I'm Dr. Mitchell.

Hi!

Hi! Did you order some bananas?

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Guys, guess what?

Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late.

Hi. I'm here to see Estelle Leonard.

Hi. One mushroom, green pepper and onion?

Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work.

Hi. Sorry we're Iate.

Hi. Thought you might like some ice chips.

Hi. Uh, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio.

Hi. Uh, yes, this is Monica Geller.

Hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that's about that moment...

Hi. Um, I'm account number 7143457. And I don't know if you got any of that...

Hi. Um, I'm, uh... Ahem.

Hi. We just found this cat...

Hi. We're the Rostens.

High school wasn't my favorite time.

His father tried to put you out of business.

His flight doesn't leave for 45 minutes.

His wife's dead, his brother's missing.

Hmm, who was that?

Hmm? Yeah.

Hmm. Even if he were cornered?

Ho, ho! Hello?

Hold on a sec. You need to not touch any of those.

Hold on a second! This is my friend's machine.

Hold on, camper. You've thought this through?

Hold on. Fill these out. Sit over there

Honestly. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick Bunch Geller.

Honey, sweetheart, look. Just give me another chance.

Honey, tell them the story about your patient...

Honey, you can say it. It's Poconos. Poconos.

Honey, you should always feel the thing.

Honey, you're kind of losing it here.

Hop back in, bucko, because I got four sixes!

Horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now.

How about "Julia"?

How about Agamemnon?

How about I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age?

How about Joey Paponi?

How about that accent?

How about the ladybugs?

How about you?

How about, um..

How are things going? Is she becoming your "special someone"?

How are you doing today? Sleep okay?

How are you?

How are you?

How bad could it be?

How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day?

How can people do that?

How can she, when she's never shown interest in you?

How come Mommy lives with that other lady?

How come you don't live with Mommy?

How come you have dental floss in your hair?

How could you get involved with her?

How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.

How could you say that?

How did he do this?

How did he do this?

How did I not see this?

How did it go today?

How did that happen?

How did you get over it?

How did you know I was here?

How do we end up with these jerks? We're good people.

How do you feel?

How do you mean?

How does it feel knowing you're about to die?

How does she do that?

How excited can we get?

How is Nathan?

How long did you think this barbecue would last?

How long has she been in the bathroom?

How long has that been there?

How long was I in there?

How long?

How many beeps?

How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.

How old is that sock?

How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail.

How she was always stealing them from restaurants.

How was I supposed to know

How was the game?

How was the movie?

How was your date, Chandler?

How well you know me.

How will I raise a kid?

How would I know? I wasn't here.

How you doing?

How you get any work done is beyond me.

How young is young Ethan? Young?

How'd it go?

How'd someone get your credit card number?

How'd you know I was coming?

How's it going?

How's, um...? How's the family?

Hugh! Hugh Grant!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Huh? Oh, great. Now he knows and I don't know.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. Okay, Pheebs, if we had that...

Hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?

I accept those flaws. Why can't you accept me for this?

I added the "a go go."

I added the exactly like me" part.

I already went.

I always figured, when the right one comes along...

I always forget that part.

I always get this strong Debbie vibe...

I always knew he looked familiar, but..

I always liked "Bazoombas."

I am calling your 17.

I am not doing that. Heh.

I am really an idiot.

I am so drunk!

I am so hot.

I am so sorry!

I am so spoiled.

I am telling you, up until I was 9...

I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.

I am. I'm happy for them.

I am. I'm that stupid.

I asked a waitress at work to help me out.

I assume we want an answer more sophisticated than:

I barely had enough pieces to make one whole parent.

I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?

I believe Julia's on the table.

I believe things are gonna happen for you. I do.

I believe when the right woman comes along...

I better go. I'll miss the train.

I blew off the afternoon. I went shopping.

I bought my son his first condoms.

I bring a guy home and they're like..

I brought the books...

I brought you something.

I called and there was no answer.

I can hear you through the ceiling.

I can imagine.

I can show you something silver that may work.

I can think of somebody other than myself.

I can't believe he remembered!

I can't believe I forgot a magazine.

I can't believe I'm considering this.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. He's looking right at us.

I can't believe it. This sucks!

I can't believe my parents are pushing me to find one of you people.

I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.

I can't believe she's blowing me off.

I can't believe this!

I can't believe this.

I can't believe you did that.

I can't believe you did this.

I can't believe you didn't know it was a line.

I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I could not know.

I can't believe you lost! How much did they take?

I can't believe you moved the green ottoman.

I can't believe you said "whoo hoo."

I can't believe you two had sex in her dream.

I can't believe you.

I can't believe you...

I can't believe you'd actually say that.

I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.

I can't believe you're in here. What am I gonna do without you?

I can't believe...

I can't do it.

I can't do it. I can't marry Mindy.

I can't do this. I did it.

I can't drink this now.

I can't even do laundry!

I can't even get Marcel to stop eating the bathmat.

I can't get on a plane without one. This is so cool.

I can't kiss anyone.

I can't not see it now.

I can't remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey.

I can't tell you how excited I am to be here.

I can't wait for you to meet my friends.

I can't. I left a message. I have some pride.

I cannot sell a Paolo.

I cannot sleep in a public place.

I caught him looking into our place. I feel like I can't do stuff.

I could be a secretary.

I could call lmmigration.

I could do that.

I could do that.

I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian.

I could have cats.

I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna.

I could live without it.

I could use another reason why women won't look at me.

I could. But I won't.

I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.

I did the windows. I did the floors.

I did.

I didn't have anything on that topic.

I didn't kiss her. See what happens when you break the code?

I didn't know anybody here.

I didn't know where to go, and I know we've drifted apart..

I didn't say any... I did not say anything, I swear.

I do have a laundry room in my building.

I do love you.

I don't believe any of that. When you're dead...

I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk.

I don't care! I'm weak!

I don't care. Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot.

I don't even have one. How come they get two?

I don't even know how it happened.

I don't even say "whoo hoo."

I don't even want to be near another guy.

I don't get how guys can do so many mean things...

I don't get it. What do you see in this guy?

I don't get it. What happened?

I don't have a dream.

I don't have a plan.

I don't have a son named Jordy. We all agreed on Jamie.

I don't have to prove anything. I'm gonna get them.

I don't hear anything. Wait.

I don't know

I don't know how I feel yet. Let me figure it out.

I don't know if it's me or his hunger strike, I don't know.

I don't know if you noticed, but he drank a Iot.

I don't know if you tried to call me because...

I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the Amish thing.

I don't know what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.

I don't know what.

I don't know whether he's testing me or just acting out..

I don't know whether it's just because we're breaking up or what...

I don't know who this is harder on, me or him.

I don't know who this is, but it's not Debbie.

I don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. A little too "Alan"?

I don't know. Birds just don't say:

I don't know. For the past couple days, people have been avoiding me..

I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just...

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. It's just gotta be so great.

I don't know. I like her.

I don't know. I think we're like some kind of magnets.

I don't know. I've been standing here spelling it out for you.

I don't know. If you were gonna set me up...

I don't know. It looked better there.

I don't know. Just find out what they want.

I don't know. Maybe low self esteem?

I don't know. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail.

I don't know. She's pretty great.

I don't know. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager.

I don't know. Some guy.

I don't know. That's a little weird.

I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know.

I don't know. The left one!

I don't know. This is just my initial gut feeling...

I don't know. We still care about each other.

I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica.

I don't know. Why not?

I don't know. You don't wanna mess with Cornnuts.

I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.

I don't know. You just You have a quality.

I don't know. You're smart, you're funny....

I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum.

I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.

I don't need violence in a movie...

I don't see it!

I don't see why I have to miss out on the coaching training because I'm a woman.

I don't see why not.

I don't sound like that.

I don't think any of our lives will ever be the same ever again.

I don't think so. That would involve sex.

I don't think that was my point!

I don't think this was it. I don't think you just get one.

I don't think we need a third.

I don't wanna be the geek who invited the boss, you know?

I don't wanna do that.

I don't wanna hear it! Now go to my room!

I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl.

I don't want to give them any more ammunition than they have.

I don't want to hear it! Forget it, okay?

I don't want to know. Don't want to know. Okay.

I don't want to look at another guy.

I don't want to think about another guy.

I don't.

I doubt it. Mostly regional work.

I dumped him.

I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields.

I exchanged the blouse you got me.

I feel good.

I feel great. I feel great.

I feel like I wouldn't just be going out with him.

I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth..

I feel violated

I feel violated.

I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky brother.

I fold like a hooker who got hit in the stomach...

I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers.

I gave up an orthodontist.

I gave up like everything. And for what?

I gave you one job

I get my mail and open their monthly "statement."

I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up

I go on three auditions a month and say I'm an actor, but he's

I got a date with Andrea. Angela. No, Andrea.

I got a lemon shmush.

I got a week left to go. According to the rules...

I got an extra one. You want this?

I got fired!

I got four sixes! I won! I actually won! Oh, my God!

I got freaked out, and it hit me:

I got it.

I got the extended version with choruses of...

I got the peeper's name. Can I use the phone?

I got this, and Susan wanted a Chunky.

I got you...

I gotta go and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy.

I gotta go. Miss you too.

I gotta tell you, I Iove your mom's books.

I gotta tell you, you are nothing like I thought you'd be.

I guess he bought her the pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.

I guess it would be different if I were with somebody.

I guess we've established she's staying with Monica.

I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.

I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.

I guess, uh... I guess this belongs to you.

I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now.

I had a 24 inch waist. You lose things.

I had a bra.

I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.

I had a great blackout.

I had a K. Where's my K?

I had a major crush on you.

I had that chicken, where you poke it and butter squirts out.

I had the most supremely awful day

I had them made special.

I had to get out of there, and I started wondering..

I had trouble with it at first. But I get the good stuff.

I had you pegged as a guy who's always, "Me, me, me!"

I happen to know a Fun Bob.

I hate men.

I hate that guy!

I hate that they're calling him John Doe.

I hate that.

I hate this game!

I hate to shop. I hate it.

I hate when my father calls me that.

I have 12 new songs about my mother's suicide...

I have a jam packed schedule.

I have a thing, which means you can't ever do that!

I have a wife. I have a job. I'm your congressman.

I have absolutely no idea.

I have been waiting for this as much as you.

I have no bracket y thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever..

I have no idea what you said.

I have no idea, but X rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.

I have no idea.

I have no idea. Look how much they spent!

I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy.

I have sold 100 million copies of my books, and you know why?

I have things to do with my life.

I have this new massage client. Steve.

I have to give him up.

I have to listen to both. They don't let each other finish.

I have to win money to exert my power over women!"

I haven't been able to perform..

I haven't heard from her in seven months, what else is it about?

I haven't seen him.

I haven't watched Baywatch with Yasmine Bleeth!

I heard about the divorce. Lesbian, huh?

I helped.

I hit her in the eye! In the eye!

I hope she throws up on you.

I hope they're not ruined.

I hope you can find a way to be happy for me.

I hope you two are very happy. I really do.

I hope you'll let it slide just this once. I was all out of "pretz."

I Iove your mom. I think she's a blast.

I just

I just can't do it.

I just can't stand your friends.

I just did what I thought you'd want.

I just don't feel the "thing."

I just don't think I'm the dirty talking kind of guy, you know?

I just don't think things are gonna work out.

I just don't want you staring at me when I'm doing this.

I just go down there every other day...

I just gotta get him into a zoo.

I just grabbed a spoon.

I just had sex.

I just have to know, okay?

I just heave it downfield.

I just lost a job, I'd like to raise it $5.

I just love barbecuing with you.

I just meant hypothetically.

I just needed to know, um...

I just never realized the baby was having me.

I just Oh, Barry, this was not good.

I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.

I just sharpened her this morning.

I just think you're nice.

I just thought he was nice, you know?

I just thought I'd drop these off on the way. My way.

I just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.

I just wanna clarify this. Are you outing Mr. Peanut?

I just wanna go back to my cell, because in my cell I can smoke.

I just want it the way it was.

I just want things back, you know, the way they were.

I just want to be married again.

I just... I just want to be with him all the time.

I kind of lost him.

I knew.

I know he's not perfect.

I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.

I know I do.

I know I had it this morning.

I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with...

I know I've gotta do something because the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me.

I know it's frightening. But big picture:

I know it's totally superficial, and we have nothing in common...

I know she's gone, but I just don't feel....

I know that some lucky girl is going to become Mrs. Barry Finkel.

I know that. That's why I was getting married.

I know there'll be moments...

I know things have been weird...

I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish on my part...

I know this is gonna sound stupid...

I know this is gonna sound stupid...

I know we both said some things...

I know where Minsk is.

I know you did, cookie. I know you did.

I know you're still mad at me...

I know, but Angela's different.

I know, but if I took it this...

I know, I know. I'm a duplex.

I know, I know. One day he's this little thing...

I know! It's about your fear of commitment.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. He's just so..

I know. He's so sweet. And so complicated, you know?

I know. I just wanna bite his bottom lip.

I know. I know.

I know. I still am one of these.

I know. I'm sorry.

I know. It's just... I don't know, I just thought that this was, you know, "it."

I know. My room's very, very close to the parade route.

I know. That's what I told her.

I know. There it was, just floating..

I know. This is really, really huge.

I know. Why can't parents just stay parents?

I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it?

I left in the Y's. Because, "sometimes Y."

I like that better.

I live across the street, and I know about your telescope.

I loathe myself.

I looked all over the building and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere.

I love babies with their little baby shoes...

I love it when we share.

I love Pheebs.

I love that joke.

I love this artichoke thing.

I love you guys.

I love you too.

I love you, man.

I love you.

I loved high school.

I made the appointment with Dr

I made you look

I married a lesbian to make you look good!

I may only have a couple beers in me, but I love you.

I mean, anthropologically speaking

I mean, come on, buddy! Get a real car!

I mean, didn't you think you' were gonna meet someone...

I mean, God, by my sixth date with Paolo...

I mean, how clean can teeth get?

I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.

I mean, I gave Barry up, right?

I mean, I just met you. I don't know you from Adam.

I mean, I know Joey's not my boyfriend or my Thermos..

I mean, I know this is just a first step, but I hope that someday

I mean, I'm going to. So...

I mean, I'm not saying she's evil or anything

I mean, I'm...

I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.

I mean, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows...

I mean, it's like the stand up comedian you have to sit through...

I mean, it's true, we were one egg once.

I mean, on the 1 5th date, you're already in a very...

I mean, presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.

I mean, she's this astounding person...

I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...

I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with?

I mean, that thing at the end where the kid...

I mean, there were characters, plot lines...

I mean, we are way past the "fling" thing.

I mean, we had fun. Is there anything wrong with that?

I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...

I mean, well, I'm sitting here with this cute woman...

I mean, what about you and Mindy?

I mean, what if all we've got are...

I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?

I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it?

I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are?

I mean, what...? Chandler, look at that.

I mean, when I was growing up, my dad left...

I mean, when I'm with him, I'm just totally, totally...

I mean, why all of a sudden are you so?

I mean, you know how he gets

I mean, you're a sweeper trapped inside a physicist's body.

I mean, you're practically a woman.

I mean, you're, like, all chaotic and twirly, you know?

I mean, you've been dating this guy since, like, his midterms.

I met somebody who would be perfect for you.

I might have a life. Like I haven't been sitting here...

I need help!

I need some milk.

I need something I really care about...

I need to talk to my friend.

I need you to keep pushing. I need Excuse me, can I have this?

I never call me.

I only said that so you'd think I was cute and vulnerable.

I play Al Pacino's butt.

I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you..

I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than Barry.

I really hate you for what you did to Rachel. But I still have five of these...

I really love you.

I remember page 79.

I remember the day I got my first paycheck.

I remember the moonlight coming in through the open window...

I remember when I first came to this city, I was 14.

I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?

I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a big baby.

I said you had a nice butt. It's just not a great butt.

I sat behind you guys in homeroom.

I saw Regis Philbin once.

I saw your $25 and I raise you...

I say this year, no dates, we make a pact.

I see pizza.

I see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.

I see what appears to be a dark vent.

I see you moved the green ottoman.

I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start.

I see your $20...

I see your $25 and Monica, get my purse.

I see your 50 cents...

I see.

I see. Hmm. You never really know what's going on inside a person's head.

I see. So, what do you propose to do?

I see. Yes. And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status...

I should be happy for them.

I should get back to work.

I should've known when she went to the dentist five times a week.

I shouldn't have had you start with a monkey.

I snapped, okay? I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped.

I suddenly had the feeling I was falling.

I suppose, mainly sexual.

I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.

I swear, whatever I was doing, I was thinking of you.

I taught this "Massage Yourself at Home" workshop.

I tell you, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun dried tomato business.

I think about the other day, with you guys, you know.

I think Barry's seeing someone in the city.

I think his butt would be angry here.

I think his butt would like to get the shot before lunch.

I think I blacked out there for a minute.

I think I'm having a stroke.

I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex wife and her lesbian lover.

I think I'm still in love with you.

I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean.

I think it's great

I think it's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.

I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch.

I think it's totally insane. I mean, they work for the hospital.

I think it's winning.

I think it's, "If I can invade Poland, there's nothing I can't do."

I think she means, "You dance...

I think she took it pretty well.

I think that bitch cracked my tooth.

I think that borders on child abuse.

I think that guy's going home with more than a note.

I think that one was Ross'. And I think that one was Ross'.

I think they're great. I really do.

I think this is gonna work for you.

I think this is so great

I think this is the episode of Three's Company...

I think this is why Dimon smokes in his cell alone.

I think we have an answer.

I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves.

I think what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process.

I think when it's your shot, you know it's your shot.

I think you need to come out of your shell.

I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.

I thought I'd give it a shot. I'm on the first chapter.

I thought it was a 50 cent limit.

I thought it was foot size.

I thought that movie was so incredibly...

I thought that was an alp.

I thought that, "Once the cards are dealt, I'm not a nice guy."

I thought you were on my side.

I thought you'd need it tomorrow.

I told everybody about this!

I told her you were seeing Bernie Spellman...

I told her.

I told him it was like one my grandma had when I was little.

I told Mom and Dad last night. They took it pretty well.

I try not to let work affect my personal life.

I turned it off.

I understand

I understand you're thinking of having a baby.

I unleashed him on you. If I'd never met him...

I use my breasts to get other people's attention.

I used all the vacuum attachments but the round one. What's it for?

I used to have that bumper sticker.

I used to wet my bed.

I wake up and I start to cry

I walked out of there, and I thought:

I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun.

I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma.

I wanna thank you for this opportunity.

I want a baby.

I want to take my tongue and...

I want you here so I can keep an eye on you.

I want you to have it. I don't want it.

I want you to know, I didn't turn you in.

I wanted this to work so much.

I wanted to go out with her too.

I wanted to wish Rachel a happy birthday before I left.

I wanted you to think of a nice memory so you'd know I'm not a terrible guy.

I warned you.

I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.

I was at the airport getting into a cab...

I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand.

I was going for quiet desperation.

I was in the room with all the presents..

I was just being polite, but all right.

I was just like you.

I was just saying to my friend, you were the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen.

I was just thinking...

I was just Yeah, okay. Push, push, push.

I was laughing. You made me laugh.

I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon..

I was talking crazy that night. I was so drunk.

I was talking to Joey. AII right, there, mother kisser?

I was the James Michener of dirty talk.

I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock at the zoo.

I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in.

I was there.

I was thinking about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls....

I was thinking about...

I was upset about Rachel and I had too much tequila, and Nora...

I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious.

I was weak. I couldn't help myself.

I wasn't around that much.

I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse and a helper guy.

I wasn't. I don't know. I

I went across the street to the doorman.

I went back to Riff's. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee.

I went out with him for two months. I didn't get to win once.

I went there too!

I went to Aruba.

I went to your building..

I went with Mindy.

I will always have gum.

I will go for that drink.

I will see you and I'll raise you. Do you wanna waste another buck?

I will, I will.

I win. I win.

I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it.

I wish all guys could be Iike him.

I wish I could, but I don't want to.

I wish that once I'd date a guy they liked.

I wish there was something we could do.

I wish things were different.

I wish we at Ieast knew his name.

I won't talk to her. She got my message...

I would be shopping!

I would have to say that is an L shaped bracket.

I would like to get this in one take.

I wouldn't wanna be there when the laughter stops.

I write the specials on the specials board.

I, personally, could have a gallon of Alan.

I, uh..

I, uh... I can't tell you.

I, uh... I've kind of been waiting for the right person

I, um...

I'd be going out with all of you. There'd be pressure

I'd Iike to start with a song about a man I recently met...

I'd like that!

I'd like that.

I'd like to think that our parents don't do that.

I'd marry him for his David Hasselhoff impression alone.

I'd much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty.

I'd never be able to enjoy it. It'd be this giant karmic debt.

I'd rather go with the foot theory

I'd say that chair's taking the brunt of it.

I'll be in the waiting room, handing out cigars.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back. I've just gotta go

I'll call you tomorrow. Thanks.

I'll get it.

I'll give you this: Mr. Peanut is a better dresser.

I'll go say goodbye to the guys.

I'll go see.

I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room.

I'll go.

I'll have you know, Gloria T ribbiani was a handsome woman in her day.

I'll just pee in the street.

I'll meet someone. There'll be other Alans.

I'll never forget you.

I'll never look at an olive the same way again.

I'll see him this afternoon and put an end to it.

I'll see you guys later.

I'll see you Monday!

I'll show you to my room.

I'll shut up.

I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway.

I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.

I'll tell you what. Buy me a soda and we're even. Okay?

I'll tell you, that is not such a terrible thing.

I'll try to get back as soon as I can. I'm sorry.

I'll wait until we order. It's her, right?

I'm 25.

I'm a little younger than I said.

I'm a waitress.

I'm actually 30.

I'm alive with pleasure now.

I'm all better now.

I'm better off staying with Joey...

I'm bing, bing, bing. You're boom, boom, boom.

I'm busy beaming with pride.

I'm Carol's ex husband's sister's roommate.

I'm divorced.

I'm doing everything I can. Everyone's looking for him and I got

I'm doing everything I can. Everyone's looking for him and I got

I'm Dorothy's daughter.

I'm famished. What do I want?

I'm feeling crazy. You wanna go to Newark?

I'm feeling things I've only read about...

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm free! I'm free!

I'm glad you smashed her watch.

I'm glad you're here.

I'm going out with a guy my friends really like.

I'm going to get up, go to work, and not think about him all day.

I'm going to tap class.

I'm going to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone?

I'm going to the Big Apple Circus today.

I'm going to try to persuade them. It's a whole big bone thing.

I'm going.

I'm gonna ask once, and I want a straight answer.

I'm gonna be a father.

I'm gonna be one of his helpers.

I'm gonna blow this one up and I'm gonna write "Reunited" in glitter.

I'm gonna get another espresso. More latte?

I'm gonna go get one of those job things.

I'm gonna go. I've got a date.

I'm gonna miss you...

I'm gonna pay for that tonight.

I'm having a boy.

I'm having a boy. I'm having a boy.

I'm having a son.

I'm helping out at the NYU Med School with research.

I'm his butt double, okay?

I'm hoping heh heh.

I'm hospital worker Ben.

I'm in high school, in the cafeteria..

I'm in Las Vegas

I'm in Las Vegas.

I'm in my apartment...

I'm in.

I'm in.

I'm J.C. And he's Michael.

I'm Joan Collins.

I'm Joey Tribbiani.

I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm.

I'm just cleaning up

I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, you know?

I'm just saying if dogs do experience jet lag, then...

I'm just such a dummy.

I'm just trying something.

I'm just trying to find the right moment.

I'm just... I'm out of sorts.

I'm laying the groundwork.

I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad

I'm Liza Minnelli..

I'm looking

I'm looking. I'm looking.

I'm lying.

I'm Monana!

I'm Monica. I've been caring for you.

I'm not "so." Okay, I was a teensy bit weird at first...

I'm not 17.

I'm not 22.

I'm not a nice guy.

I'm not afraid.

I'm not against environmental issues, per se...

I'm not allowed to have him. If they find him, they'll take him away.

I'm not as bad as Ross.

I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that.

I'm not even sure what slathering is.

I'm not even thinking about babies yet.

I'm not freaking out. I'm just saying...

I'm not gonna figure it out working there.

I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding..

I'm not in a meeting. I'm right..

I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows...

I'm not like you. I can't even stand in front of a tap class.

I'm not really a shot drinking kind of guy.

I'm not really here.

I'm not saying it was a good idea. I'm saying I snapped.

I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.

I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my color.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm okay. I'm okay. That's disgusting. I'm okay.

I'm on this field, and they hike me the baby.

I'm out of here.

I'm out.

I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna marry him.

I'm pretty sure that it is. Yeah.

I'm pushing my aunt through Parrot Jungle, you're having sex.

I'm Rachel Greene.

I'm Rachel. Bathroom's there.

I'm really gonna miss you.

I'm really not.

I'm Ronni.

I'm Ross Geller.

I'm saying I see a difference.

I'm scum. I'm scum.

I'm showering.

I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me."

I'm so embarrassed.

I'm so glad.

I'm so sick of guys.

I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't find my bearings.

I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with guns and bombs...

I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.

I'm sorry, honey. I promise it will never happen again.

I'm sorry, I can't do this. We loved him.

I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.

I'm sorry, so "we" is...?

I'm sorry, Susan is?

I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross....

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart.

I'm sorry. Federal regulations!

I'm sorry. God, I am so sorry.

I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me.

I'm sorry. I can't believe I did this.

I'm sorry. I just don't love him.

I'm sorry. I'm just excited about being an aunt.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right.

I'm sorry. Is that your basket?

I'm sorry. It was a one time thing.

I'm sorry. Maybe I wasn't being clear. This was our cart.

I'm sorry. So you're widowed? Hopefully?

I'm sorry. Why is this girl going to call me?

I'm sorry. You were fighting.

I'm still in there, you know?

I'm still on my first.

I'm supposed to attach a bracket y thing to the side things..

I'm supposed to be the mommy?

I'm supposed to pick up a friend at the airport.

I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this. Have a seat.

I'm sure you didn't register for that.

I'm taking Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.

I'm talking to Rome.

I'm talking to Rome.

I'm telling you, Ross, she wants you.

I'm telling you, that monkey's a chick magnet.

I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.

I'm telling you, this guy's perfect for you.

I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You got the wrong guy!

I'm the one he hit on.

I'm thinking about you. So what?

I'm thinking we go down there, sing "Memories"...

I'm thinking your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.

I'm totally getting it!

I'm trying to get a person out of my body here...

I'm waiting for the, uh, right moment.

I'm waiting to hear from that job. The store closes at 9:00. Eat then.

I'm working tomorrow, but if you want, you can come by if you'd like.

I'm your Aunt Monica.

I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes, I am.

I'm your roommate's brother's ex wife's obstetrician.

I'm...

I'm...

I've always wanted to know.

I've been calling, but I had your number wrong.

I've been in love with you since the ninth grade.

I've been talking about myself all night long. I'm sorry.

I've been up here. I've been worried...

I've decided this Ross thing is not a good idea.

I've decided to break up with Alan.

I've decided to go to Minsk without you.

I've done crappy plays for six years...

I've got great boots" boots.

I've got magic beans.

I've got milk.

I've got to get to work.

I've gotta have the smoke!

I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.

I've had it with your cancer, emphysema and heart disease.

I've had that dream.

I've heard so much about all you guys.

I've just gotta talk to him. Okay, I'll see you later.

I've just wasted 35 of them talking to you.

I've never done that.

I've never had a relationship with that kind of passion.

I've never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.

I've never met anyone like her. She's had an amazing life!

I've said I'm sorry a million times.

I've said I'm sorry a million times.

I've shown you every dress we have.

I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this...

Icky?

If anything, you owe me a table.

If he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns...

If I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do

If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me

If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.

If I find that monkey, he's mine.

If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years, it'd be talking too.

If I kept it, I'd be stealing.

If I see one more picture of Ed Begley Jr...

If I turn into my parents, I'll be an alcoholic blond chasing men...

If I wanna walk around in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel

If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace...

If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.

If I'm hogging the ball, you jump right in there...

If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes.

If it helps, I could slide over.

If it was gonna happen, wouldn't it have happened already?

If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?

If it wasn't for you, I'd never have gotten...

If it'll make you feel any better...

If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.

If she punches in "911," it means she's having a baby.

If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch...

If she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. Wouldn't you guys?

If someone was having my baby, I'd wanna know about it.

If that's how you feel about the guy, dump him.

If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham right about now

If we put our heads together, between the two of us...

If you don't ask her out soon, you'll end up stuck in the Zone forever.

If you don't do it, I will.

If you don't mind, I'd like a moment, just me and him.

If you don't want to be alone tonight..

If you don't, his mother might.

If you feel like you have to make a Western omelet or something..

If you find anyone, or parts of anyone...

If you get in the way of us becoming a thing...

If you go to a hotel, you'll be doing stuff.

If you keep this up, you'll be finished by the weekend.

If you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream.

If you never smoke again, I'll give you $7000.

If you press that button, you are in very big trouble.

If you take this monkey, I'll lose an important person in my life.

If you wanna finish your drinks, please do.

If you want the rest of my date, I'm not gonna finish it.

If you want to put a label on it.

If you want to reach me, you can't. So here's my itinerary.

If you want, I'll break it off with her.

If you want, I'll do it with you.

If you want, I'll do it.

If you were a few years older or I was a few years younger...

If you're gonna play, don't expect me to be nice.

If you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones.

IKind of like my Uncle Ed, covered in Jell O.

Imagine this.

In a relationship, you have moments you'll remember the rest of your life.

In bizarro world.

In fact, he, uh, mentioned the word "frenzy."

In fact, if you asked her now...

In fact, it's funny.

In fact, she, uh...

In high school

In high school, I was prom queen...

In my ex wife's case, lesbianism.

In poker, there's no food with more than one syllable.

In some ways, I think he is so right for me.

In the bonds of holy matrimony.

In the cab on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie.

In!

Indeed there isn't.

Independence. Controlling your life. The whole hat thing

Instead, I'm stuck in a closet with you.

Intense and creepy.

Interesting, because in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate.

Is Brian?

Is Chandler here?

Is everything all right?

Is he gonna sleep? Is he gonna?

Is he not cute enough? Does he not make enough money?

Is his flight gone?

Is it a little annoying? Or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?

Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium?

Is it better than the other salmon mousse?

Is it dry in here?

Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs..

Is it loaded?

Is it me?

Is it my hair?

Is it not another word for lying?

Is it something that you'd like to share with the group?

Is it vegetarian? Because Susan doesn't eat meat.

Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? "Help, come quick! They're still extinct!"

Is it? It feels like 2.

Is like a giant pigeon

Is something going on with O.J.?

Is that what this is about?

Is that wine?

Is the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.

Is the love that I found Ever since you've been around

Is the yardstick by which future boyfriends will be measured.

Is there a mute button on this woman?

Is there somebody else?

Is this really necessary? I can stop charging any time

Is today the 20th? October 20th?

Isn't there any way you can keep him?

Isn't there?

Isn't this amazing? I've never made coffee in my life.

Isn't this more about the fact that...

Isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?

It could be one hour or three

It doesn't matter to me.

It doesn't matter. I'll get them tomorrow. Or not!

It doesn't matter. You don't dip your pen in the company ink.

It doesn't mean...

It feels like a book, I think it's a book. And it's a book!

It felt like a "big guy" moment.

It gets bigger and better every year.

It is. It is. It is.

It looks like a fun gang.

It looks like her.

It says in some parts of the world people actually eat the placenta.

It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar.

It seems that maybe you have intimacy issues..

It should be so simple.

It sucks. You're gonna love it.

It was a job!

It was amazing, and not just for her. For me too!

It was an accident. I wasn't across the street with a telescope.

It was better than the troll thing. At least you got to see my head.

It was comfortable and it was familiar.

It was different with him today.

It was first base, Alan. Second base, Alan..

It was four years of parties, dating and sex and

It was hard. His kids liked me better than him.

It was horrible! He called me "young lady."

It was just nice.

It was just so nice to see him again.

It was like a ticker tape parade!

It was like he made us into a team.

It was Max's stuff.

It was me. I'm sorry. I kissed your mom.

It was my credit card you were using.

It was my first...

It was nothing.

It was so nice having this little sink here.

It was so wild.

It was the first frost.

It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard.

It was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line.

It was unbelievable!

It was unbelievable.

It wasn't just the Weebles, but the Weeble Play Palace...

It wasn't that bad. I was the lead.

It'd be even more exciting, if we were going.

It'll be nice to get this off, won't it?

It'll be okay. IKeep focusing on Jordy. He'll be here soon.

It'll have to stay in, that's all. Everything will be the same.

It's a "Dear Diary" moment.

It's a fertility study.

It's a leave in conditioner, okay?

It's a leave in conditioner.

It's a metaphor, Daddy!

It's a real Pacino movie and that's big!

It's a shame. You and Lowell would've made a great couple.

It's a song.

It's a totally different situation. It's apples and oranges.

It's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers...

It's a whole big boob story.

It's a wonder your mother turned out...

It's about me. And I just

It's all right. Don't explain.

It's an important day. I want to look nice.

It's because we... Sorry. Sorry.

It's been seven seconds, and you haven't asked me how my date went.

It's Ben to the rescue.

It's Chandler.

It's creamier.

It's Dr. Seuss!

It's Dutch.

It's easy for you to say. You found one already.

It's fine. Do you want to get this part or not? Here.

It's funny, my birthday was seven months ago.

It's funny, um, we agreed we'd spend our lives together.

It's going pretty good. It's nice and we're having fun.

It's going to be an open casket, you know?

It's got a, uh, boyish charm. It's impish.

It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz

It's great to meet a smart, funny guy who's emotionally older than 8.

It's hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous?

It's hard to tell. They're tiny and upside down.

It's his first time out, so he'll do touristy things.

It's his innate "Alan ness" that we adore.

It's huge. How are you doing this?

It's icky.

It's just a fur ball.

It's just a little more complicated than that.

It's just a weekend. Big deal.

It's just my lens. It's my lens.

It's just so hard to accept that something you love so much...

It's just such a slap in the face, you know?

It's just that Chandler has somebody and Phoebe has somebody.

It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday.

It's just that that's not...

It's just that you left a red sock with your whites, and now...

It's just that, doesn't she seem a little angry?

It's just the luckiest baby in the whole world.

It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

It's just You know, they're parents.

It's just, you know what?

It's just, you know, this whole stupid Ursula thing.

It's just....

It's just.... I hate that guy!

It's laundry. The thinking through is minimal.

It's like "poke a nose."

It's like I was able to appreciate it...

It's like if you woke up and found out...

It's like Mardi Gras without the papier mache heads.

It's like returning to the scene of the crime.

It's like the mother ship is calling you home.

It's like, "Kid, wait a year. Leave home, do some community theater!"

It's like, all of a sudden I'm blind...

It's me. I just Mindy.

It's more of a fifth date kind of revelation.

It's morphing time.

It's mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know?

It's my bank.

It's never gonna happen.

It's new. It's German. It's extra tough!

It's nicer when everyone gets to wear underwear.

It's nicer when people just get along.

It's not about no guys. It's about the right guy.

It's not even an issue...

It's not Iike she's a regular mom.

It's not just that she's cute, okay? It's just that...

It's not just that. I want someone who does something for me...

It's not like I did this on purpose.

It's not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems.

It's not stupid.

It's not that

It's not the first boyfriend bonfire we've seen get out of control.

It's not too big, not too small. It's just right.

It's not true. I never called your mother a wolverine.

It's nothing like me and Carol.

It's nothing. I'm fine. It's just It's my friends.

It's okay, it's okay! I'm here, I'm here. I'm so sorry I'm late.

It's okay, you know. You just nodded off again.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's orthodontists and lesbians I gotta go.

It's partially my fault.

It's Paul.

It's perfect. It'll just be the two of us.

It's pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds!

It's quite typical behavior...

It's Roger, you know?

It's so much bigger than the cubicle.

It's so nice.

It's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.

It's so sad. It's Iike he's a deer, a female deer.

It's so sad. It's Iike he's a deer, a female deer.

It's so typical. "I'm a man! I have a penis!

It's stuff like that, isn't it?

It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre appetizer.

It's terrific. You deserve this.

It's that Victoria Secret model.

It's the best thing to happen to you!

It's the first time she'll see your underwear. You want it dirty?

It's the Italian hand Iicker, isn't it?

It's the next day. How needy do I wanna seem?

It's the woman from the hospital. There's a problem with the form.

It's their first time. Let's forget about the money.

It's this cute little place on 10th Street.

It's this whole stupid Ursula thing.

It's time for you to swoop in.

It's time to take the pin out.

It's true. Who am I?

It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect.

It's vinyl.

It's worse than the thumb.

It's, uh, just, you know, something to, um...

It's, uh, more of an interactive wildlife experience.

It's...

Italy, I think. Heh.

Jack from downstairs?

Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend...

Janice is gonna go away now.

Janice?

Janice? Janice? Ahem.

Janice.

Janice. Hi.

Janice. Janice.

January 1 st.

Jason Castalano's choking on his retainer.

Jill says vestibule...

JILL: I'm fine.

Joe Stalin.

Joe, Joe, Joe... Stalin?

Joe, you ever been in love?

JOEY & CHANDLER: Go, go, go.

Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture.

Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game.

Joey had two fives showing, so for you to raise was

Joey said I could use your shower since Chandler's in ours.

Joey Switzerland?

Joey was there too.

Joey who?

Joey, I'm a little shy.

Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off of my hands.

Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.

Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.

Joey, this is sick. It's disgusting. It's...

Joey, uh, omnipotent.

Joey, we always know what you mean.

Joey, what the hell were you doing?

Joey, your bet.

JOEY: All right, all right, I'm going, I'm going.

JOEY: Hello, miss? It's Phoebe.

JOEY: Hey, everyone.

JOEY: Hey, hey. How was the first day? Hey. Oh

JOEY: Next time you talk to him...

JOEY: Ooh. Pool table?

JOEY: Ooh. Whoa.

JOEY: Where you going? MONICA: Outside.

Joey. Let it go.

Joey. Remember my brother, Ross?

Joey. You know, um, ahem, he's really nutsy about you.

Joey...

Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a nip.

Joey's knuckle cracking isn't annoying?

Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the '50s.

Joey's not a friend. He's...

Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.

Joseph Stalin!

Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment.

Julia.

Just a dream I had.

Just a little extra air in my mouth.

Just a moment, let me see if she's in.

Just a smidge.

Just because I'm in charge, doesn't mean I'm a different person.

Just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom...

Just breathe. That's it.

Just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.

Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed.

Just for some short term work.

Just for the hell of it.

Just gotta go to Rome.

Just like that?

Just like you told her you did.

Just Nana's stuff.

Just one second.

Just pointing out the irony.

Just say what you feel, Joey.

Just say, uh, "Phoebe, I love you, but my work is my life.

Just the six of us. Dinner.

Just to compare.

Just you and Rachel? Just you two?

Just, you know, science.

Just...

Keep going, keep going.

Keep the change

Kids, new dream.

Kill me. Kill me now. Ha, ha.

Kind of puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?

Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon.

Kip would've liked the birds.

Kitty, kitty, kitty. Come here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty...

Knick fan?

Knit, good woman. Knit. Knit.

Knock, knock. How are we today? Any nausea?

Know what blows my mind?

Know what I miss most about her?

Know what I'd hear with every step? "Not mine. Not mine. Not mine."

Know what was great? His smile was crooked.

Know what you should do?

Know what? I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends

Know what's scary? What if there's only one woman for everybody?

Kristen does something...

KRISTEN: So I'm spending most of my time teaching science, heh...

La la la

La la La la la la la

La la la something And noodles with string

Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay?

Lamb Chop!

Last night I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great.

Last night was like all my birthdays, both graduations..

Last night, I had a dream..

Last time I do that. I promise.

Latte.

Leetch spots Messier in the crease. Here's the pass

Legs, knees and feet.

Let go! Come on, it's my cart.

Let it go, Ross.

Let it go. It's not a big deal.

Let me ask you some questions about..

Let me ask you something. If I showed up with my new girlfriend...

Let me ask you.

Let me get the father. We need a father over here.

Let me get you some wine.

Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree & Evelyn?

Let me see!

Let me see. I've gotta see.

Let me see. That's Mindy?

Let me tell you something. Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap!

Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there.

Let them see what a great guy you still are

Let your wrist go.

Let's get

Let's get started.

Let's get that ball and really move.

Let's go away this weekend.

Let's go, Phoebe.

Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.

Let's just stick a pin in it, okay?

Let's leave it there for a while.

Let's let the Alan bashing begin.

Let's not have that happen again!

Let's play poker!

Let's roll it.

Let's see, "1939."

Let's see, it's Monday..

Let's see.

Let's see. Alvin, Simon, Theodore.... No

Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill.

Let's see. Rach, I'm opening up a new art gallery...

Let's start with how he kept picking

Let's try scooching. Come on.

Like "The Three Musketeers," only with fruit.

Like 30 bucks.

Like a happy little squirrel...

Like buddies.

Like chasing their tail.

Like lovers.

Like the cartoon where Bugs Bunny plays every position.

Like them? I could eat a hundred of them.

Like there's a rule, or something?

Like this tiny little hitchhiker.

Like you've never got a little rambunctious with Ross.

Like your hair, for example.

Like your parents putting the dog to sleep..

Like, "It's not you" means, "It is you."

Like, all of them?

Linda's great. Why won't you go out with her?

Listen to me.

Listen, as someone who's seen more than her share of bad beef.

Listen, Dad, I can't talk right now. Um...

Listen, do you think.

Listen, I know I came in late last week. I slept funny and my hair was snarly.

Listen, I really wanted to thank you.

Listen, I'm parked at a meter. Let's do it. Okay?

Listen, I'm sorry I was so hard on you before

Listen, it was great seeing you again.

Listen, it's kind of an emergency.

Listen, listen.

Listen, Mitzi, if you want it...

Listen, okay, before you do anything Joey like...

Listen, um, heh, something you should, uh, know.

Listen, um...

Listen, um...

Listen, we talked about it and if you don't wanna play, it's okay.

Listen, why don't you guys sit down, and we'll get you some glasses.

Listen...

Listen....

Little playthings with yarn?

Little tip. If you're ever in a similar situation...

Long as you have brain waves I'll be there to hold your hand

Long story.

Look at Aunt Monica's little boy!

Look at him. I'm not saying he has to spend the whole evening with me...

Look at it this way. You dumped her!

Look at that face.

Look at that little kitty.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Look at the little thing!

Look at the window. There's my name. Hi, me.

Look at them. Look at how happy they are.

Look at this.

Look at this. It's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine.

Look at this. Look.

Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play.

Look at you, dressy dress.

Look what I just found on the floor.

Look what you brought.

Look who's up!

Look, Al. Al, I'm not playing hardball here, okay?

Look, Daddy, it's my life.

Look, he made a move on me.

Look, he's a great guy, and I love being with him, but, you know...

Look, he's closing his eyes.

Look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?

Look, he's opening his eyes.

Look, honey, in an ideal world...

Look, I didn't want to leave him alone, all right?

Look, I made a huge mistake. I never should've broke up with her.

Look, I shouldn't have come

Look, I tell you what. Try something on me

Look, I'm asking a favor here.

Look, I'm sorry about yesterday.

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

Look, I'm sorry.

Look, I'm taking my time, all right?

Look, I'm totally over her.

Look, it was stupid.

Look, it's Rachel and Barry. Don't everybody look.

Look, look, look! I got Monica naked!

Look, look. I have elbows.

Look, look. The last candle's about to burn out.

Look, Phoebe!

Look, please don't go anywhere.

Look, there are people, like Ross, who need to shoot for the stars.

Look, there's no way for me to tell you this.

Look, there's Raven.

Look, this could be a really long game

Look, this is poker. I play to win.

Look, this isn't easy for me either.

Look, you'll get there. You're an amazing chef.

Look, you're cold, I have to pee, and there's coffee

Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now

Look!

Look! I cleaned!

Look! There's a note on the back

Look. Look at your man, Ewing.

Looks like that "no date pact" thing worked out.

Lose the robe.

Loser?

Lots of things.

Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art

Love lump. T ake a load off already, darling. Sit already.

Love me! I need love!

Loved your Stevie Wonder last night.

Lowell? Financial Services Lowell? That's who you saw me with?

Lucky...

Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High?

Luisa! From homeroom!

Luisa! Oh, my God!

Lunch at the Russian Tea Room.

Ma will keep pretending she doesn't know

Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful..

Ma, I'm sorry.

Magic is about to happen!

Mail call! Rachel Greene, bunk seven.

Man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?

Man, hell of a two weeks.

Man, if you tried that on my birthday...

MAN: Name? Holden McGroin.

MAN: Next.

MAN: Pizza guy.

Man's got a point.

Marcel is an illegal exotic animal.

Marcel, bring me the rice. Come on.

Marcel, come here. Come here.

Marcel, did you poo in the shoe?

Marcel, give Rossy the remote.

Marcel, I'm hungry.

Marcel, no.

Marcel, stop humping the lamp!

Marcel, would you leave my leg alone?

Marcel, you give Rossy the remote right now.

Marcel! Where are you going with that disk?

Marcel?

Marcel?

Marcel?

Marcel?

Marcel.

Marcel. Marcel, give Rossy the remote.

Marsha, see, these are cave people.

Marty's still totally paranoid.

MAX: It won't be the same...

MAX: Yeah.

May I say that is a very flattering sleeve length on you?

May I take your coat?

May we help you?

Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say, "Buried at sea? Huh?"

Maybe he can switch it back.

Maybe I don't need your money.

Maybe I screwed up the first date I had in nine years.

Maybe it was a trick question.

Maybe it's a contest. Like "collect all five."

Maybe nobody's tried this.

Maybe not.

Maybe she's not really gone.

Maybe this wasn't it.

Maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling. Maybe

Maybe we can make a B out of one of those roses.

Maybe we could get together later?

Maybe you could sc****.

Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler?

Maybe.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Maybe...

Mazel tov.

Me

Me and Chandler live across the hall. He's away a lot.

Me neither.

Me too. Rachel?

Me too. What do you got?

Medium. Heh.

Men are here!

Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it.

Might want to open with the snowman.

Might want to open with the snowman.

Mind if we push this pot roast through it?"

Mindy, the guy is the devil.

Mindy?

Mindy.

Mindy.

Mindy. No, I figured that's where you'd be.

Miss Tedlock, you're looking lovely today.

Miss, more coffee?

Mm hm.

Mm hm.

Mm, everything smells so delicious.

Mm, my God.

Mm.

Mm. What's that curry taste?

Mom called to tell me not to wear my hair up.

Mom had killed herself, stepdad was in jail.

Mom says it's Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens...

Mom, everything's going fine.

Mom, we've been through this.

Mommies, get on your back.

Mon, easy on those cookies, okay?

Mon, Ethan called again.

Mon, I don't understand.

Mon, I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.

Mon?

MONICA & PHOEBE: Shut up.

Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.

Monica and Rachel's apartment.

Monica, I had another answer all ready.

Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of 25 other women..

Monica, in or out?

Monica, let's go. Come on, now, people. Woman in labor.

Monica, this is ridiculous. We are great together.

Monica, um, you're scaring me.

Monica, what is so amazing?

Monica, who snorts when she laughs. I mean, what the hell is that thing?

Monica, would you stop being such a wuss?

Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna.

Monica, you're Mom.

MONICA: Are you all right? PHOEBE: Are you okay?

MONICA: Hey, Bobby.

MONICA: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends?

MONICA: Hi. Hi, I'm Sandy.

MONICA: I'll go. I'll go.

MONICA: Oh, no. To the green.

MONICA: Okay. Whew.

MONICA: Please drop the towel. Drop it.

MONICA: Rachel, the cute doctors are here.

MONICA: Tell him. Please tell him. Tell him.

MONICA: Tell us. Come on.

MONICA: Terrific. It was excellent.

MONICA: Yeah.

MONICA: Yeah.

MONICA: You cannot do this. RACHEL: What? Do what?

MONICA: You won't even look at him. Oh, come on, tell me.

Monica! It's Luisa!

Monica?

Monica?

Monica? Hi. Um...

Monica.

Monica.

Monica. Monica is great.

Monica's not coming. It's just gonna be me and Rachel.

Monopoly.

Moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.

More clothes in the dryer?

More importantly, was I any good?

More or less.

More wine?

Most people, when their pets pass on...

Most women would kill...

Mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.

Mostly free weights, but occasionally

Mother of God, I turned it off.

Movie star!

Mr. "I Wanna Be Your Buddy" Boss Man Bing.

Mr. "I'm One of You" Boss.

Mr. Dee. How's it going, sir?

Mr. Heckles, could you help me, please?

Mr. Heckles, have you seen a monkey?

Mr. Heckles?

Mrs. Bing, I've read everything you've written.

Mrs. Geller?

Mushroom.

Must mock Joey.

Must pee.

My agent has just gotten me a job in the new Al Pacino movie!

My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.

My brother's going through that.

My butt cheek is waking up!

My Catholic friend is right.

My cats can't sleep.

My eyes! My eyes!

My father wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.

My father.

My father's right! I can't live on my own.

My father's right! I can't live on my own.

My first night in the city, he mentioned asking me out...

My first time with Carol was...

My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.

My girlfriend doesn't know. I'm not gonna tell them.

My God, you guys. I don't believe you.

My God, you guys. What am I doing?

My God, you still have your Christmas lights up?

My grandmother has this new boyfriend...

My husband.

My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states.

My maid of honor, Mindy?

My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration.

My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration.

My mother, Iadies and gentlemen.

My mother's ashes

My sister's giving us her place for the weekend.

My son is being born, and I should be in there.

My vet knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility.

My way? You think this is my way?

Nah uh.

Name...

Nana.

NARRATOR [ON TV]: The sound Mom and Dad will never forget.

NARRATOR: Previously on Friends:

Nauseous. I'm physically nauseous.

Need a new table.

Needless to say, he got a huge tip.

Never had that one.

Never mind. But it was gonna be really good.

Never mind. I don't wanna know.

New Year's, who invited who?

Next stop, Rachel Greene.

Next week is our final class.

Nice going, imp.

Nice shoes, huh?

Nice talk, Aunt Silv.

Nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Franzblau.

NINA: Oh.

Nina.

Nina...

Ninety five, 96, 97.

No fair.

No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.

No one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.

No one's been waiting for this as much as I have.

No one's saying to you, "Hi, is that your nostril?

No piles of bones in the corners.

No pressure, no pressure!

No reason.

No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy.

No suds, no save, okay?

No way.

No way.

No way. Mr. Salty is a sailor.

No, $1000 and a football phone

No, actually, I meant my fingers.

No, actually, I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together.

No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick Bunch.

No, Andre is not here. Third time today.

No, are you kidding? The guy's a freak. I judge him.

No, because I know how to write men that women fall in Iove with.

No, but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there.

No, but I'm asking you. I can't make a decision.

No, don't do that. Not for me.

No, don't do this!

No, don't, please. I've been waiting for forever to go out with Lorraine.

No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.

No, he hasn't been around.

No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about.

No, he's gone.

No, I am not alone. Joey's here.

No, I am not calling him.

No, I am sorry. I'm sorry.

No, I couldn't do that.

No, I don't think so, because I think you love her!

No, I don't want to know. Absolutely not.

No, I don't want you to buy me a hat!

No, I don't. To hell with her. She left me!

No, I feel bad for her. I do.

No, I haven't seen a monkey.

No, I know. I know.

No, I mean tonight, in the building? Suddenly into our lives?

No, I mean, maybe no one ever really goes.

No, I really hate to shop.

No, I think you shouldn't know until you look down there...

No, I understand.

No, I wanna go to the top of the Empire State Building and make out.

No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why?

No, I'd be hearing about...

No, I'm bluffing! You guys haven't learned crap!

No, I'm fine.

No, I'm not alone.

No, I'm not going to Minsk.

No, I'm not.

No, I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.

No, I'm still married.

No, I'm still working on mine.

No, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.

No, I'm...

No, interestingly, her leaf blower picked up.

No, it is me!

No, it isn't. Because you won't let that happen.

No, it was just the three of us.

No, it was my fault. I almost lost your

No, it was. It was very, very good.

No, it wasn't

No, it's Andrew.

No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am.

No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me.

No, it's just..

No, it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.

No, it's okay. Really, it's okay.

No, it's the pre game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.

No, it's you.

No, Jack and the Beanstalk.

No, Mom. I don't have a restaurant. I work in a restaurant.

No, no, ahem, I think I should stay. We should both know what's going on.

No, no, Dad. I was just wondering.

No, no, I know what you're gonna say. You're a lesbian.

No, no, never mind.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. I want to stay here and make out with my girlfriend."

No, no, no. I'm not in the Zone.

No, no, no. Talk dirty.

No, no, no. That's not what we ordered.

No, no, no. The "love" part?

No, no, no. Watch this.

No, no, no. You can't kiss Ross. That's your brother.

No, no, she's gone.

No, no, we're done. We're done, man.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no. He's very docile.

No, no. How come you're working here?

No, no. It's me.

No, no. No food with a face, remember?

No, no. She gets a credit. Hey, I'm in there too.

No, no. She kicked our butts.

No, no. That would be me again.

No, no. Um, technically, the sex is not being had. But that's, uh...

No, no. With him.

No, not this time. What did you have?

No, of course not.

No, pretty much just a towel.

No, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know...

No, Ross. You're mayor of the Zone.

No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies.

No, someone was supposed to take them down around New Year's...

No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.

No, stop saying numbers!

No, thanks. I'm just waiting for Joey Tribbiani.

No, that was clenching.

No, that's bluffing. Lesson number one.

No, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh, monkey boy.

No, that's not exactly what I was

No, that's popes into a Volkswagen.

No, the interview!

No, these aren't all of my suitcases.

No, they're not. They're coming right at us. Run!

No, this big pile of dishes in my mom's breakfront.

No, this is a loaner.

No, this is just vintage Rachel.

No, trust me, it's much better that I know.

No, we don't.

No, we hate him!

No, we're just friends.

No, which one?

No, you don't have to fly back. Really.

No, you don't.

No, you got zero points for idney.

No, you were right.

No!

No! Okay?

No? That's funny, you are a huge crap weasel.

No? What happened, big guy?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Actually, he's smiling.

No. Everyone.

No. Forget it.

No. Have you seen David?

No. I mean, it's not Geller.

No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. Not anymore.

No. In fact, you're not having a boy.

No. It might have been at first...

No. It's the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb..

No. It's the one he's Iicking.

No. Last time I left a spontaneous message...

No. Look, all I know is, I cannot wait a week. This is just too big.

No. No resentment. Believe me...

No. No, I don't because it's being restrung.

No. No, I don't.

No. No, that's okay.

No. No.

No. No. I just need to be by myself for a while.

No. Nothing like that.

No. Okay.

No. Pheebs. Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?

No. Susan will be there too.

No. Why?

No. You?

No... No, no. No, no.

Nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.

Nobody, uh, handing out mints or anything?

None of the bullets hit the engine, so we made it to the border.

Nope

Nope, this is pretty much it.

Nope!

Nope. We took her to lunch.

Nora Bing.

Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in, there's one maneuver and bam!

Not a good day for birds.

Not after what happened with Steve.

Not at the moment, I'm not. Are you?

Not even breaking up with Janice?

Not everybody is happy. Hey, Bobby.

Not following you.

Not for her.

Not from where I was standing.

Not her.

Not in a good way.

Not just from restaurants, from our house.

Not like that, I won't.

Not like when I asked if those red pants made my ass look big.

Not playing racquetball.

Not so much!

Not special enough.

Not that I have any idea who "me" is right now, but you just

Not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle.

Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow.

Not you.

Nothing for you. You have Paolo.

Nothing has happened, and you're already so

Nothing to see here.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing. Ask Joey.

Nothing. I don't think that's his name.

Nothing. I just thought I'd stop by, you know, after...

Nothing. I'm fine.

Nothing. I'm sure they'll be impressed with your "compuper" skills.

Nothing. Just that your coat sounds like Brent Musberger.

Nothing. Nothing, nothing.

Nothing. This horrible woman just took my machine.

Notice, no fear. No sense of impending doom.

Now bad things will happen to the spender.

Now everything's screwed up.

Now go away so we can talk about you.

Now he thinks he's a man in a woman's body.

Now he's happy. I mean, it's nice. He has a hobby.

Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.

Now I have $ 1000 and a football phone.

Now I have to go deal with them

Now I'm depressed!

Now I'm depressed!

Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking

Now imagine your vagina is opening...

Now it's quiet time.

Now she's passed.

Now tell me she doesn't look exactly like her sister.

Now tell me you want to caress my butt.

Now the dealer

Now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm waving.

Now they're yelling at you And you don't know why

Now, come on. Get out of my way.

Now, don't think of it as a cigarette.

Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?

Now, remember, no trading.

Now, she used to be a man.

Now, tell me something, what does the phase "no date pact" mean to you?

Now, that is funny.

Now, that was fun.

Now, you know, I'm, like, the other woman.

Now, you tell me she's not a knockout.

Nurse!

O! That I were a glove upon that hand...

Occasionally you get a person who wants them in a pose.

Of course I wanna sign you!

Of course it was a line.

Of course it's your friend Tanya.

Of course not. I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch.

Of course one of them's Ma

Of course, Mindy. It was always Mindy.

Of course, there they just call it "food."

Officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi Tribbiani.

Often, someone you wouldn't think could...

Oh

Oh

Oh, ah.

Oh, and I've got earth science, but I'll catch you in gym?

Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby.

Oh, and, uh...

Oh, bonehead. Bonehead.

Oh, Boy Scouts could've camped under there.

Oh, boy! All right.

Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake.

Oh, bunking up. If you smell s'mores, don't be alarmed.

Oh, but he was my pig man.

Oh, but look how straight those noodles are.

Oh, but, um, could we not go together?

Oh, by the way...

Oh, Carol and I have a new system.

Oh, Chandler, I know, I know.

Oh, Chandler!

Oh, Chandler. Sorry.

Oh, come on, admit it, all things considered, you had fun tonight.

Oh, come on, Dora. Don't be mad.

Oh, come on, you guys. Tell me all the dirt.

Oh, come on. We'll have a big party, and no one will know who's with who.

Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.

Oh, cool! A free sample of coffee.

Oh, cool. Taco shells.

Oh, cool. Urkel in Spanish is Urkel.

Oh, David, I think you are a sweeping sort of fella.

Oh, do I?

Oh, do you, uh...? Do you need any help?

Oh, don't be mad.

Oh, don't do that.

Oh, don't tell me what's in it. The diet starts tomorrow.

Oh, excuse me. So, Ross, how's the wife?

Oh, fine. I'm leaving for New York tomorrow, which I hate.

Oh, God, I Iove her!

Oh, God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in.

Oh, God, what do we do?

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! I just

Oh, God! I'm so sorry.

Oh, God! Is he just the sweetest thing?

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Am I being a total laundry spaz?

Oh, God. Ask them what they want.

Oh, God. I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial.

Oh, God. I'll be right there, Bernice.

Oh, God. Now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring...

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. That's what I was afraid of.

Oh, good! Rog is here.

Oh, good.

Oh, good. Because where else would we get any?

Oh, good. Joey's home now.

Oh, good. Lenny and Squiggy are here.

Oh, gosh!

Oh, gosh. I love you.

Oh, gosh. I'm so glad you liked them.

Oh, great! It went great. Really great.

Oh, great.

Oh, great. This is just...

Oh, gross!

Oh, ha.

Oh, he is precious. Where did you get him?

Oh, heh.

Oh, hello? Like he was really gonna send you one

Oh, here's little Ben falling asleep.

Oh, hey, Chandler.

Oh, hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt.

Oh, him. The little guy. Oh, I love him.

Oh, I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.

Oh, I don't make them a lot...

Oh, I found him. It was Paolo's cat.

Oh, I found it.

Oh, I got a birthday party with some work people.

Oh, I got something for you too.

Oh, I know!

Oh, I love my life. I love my life.

Oh, I miss you already.

Oh, I think so.

Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs.

Oh, I was gonna stop.

Oh, I would love some.

Oh, I, uh...

Oh, I'm a senior.

Oh, I'm gonna throw up.

Oh, I'm Ronni. Ronni Rapalono.

Oh, I'm so sorry!

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, it's not about that right now. Okay.

Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.

Oh, it's so late for "shall we?"

Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey!

Oh, like five minutes.

Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough having to give it back to him.

Oh, listen, if this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them.

Oh, little candy hearts.

Oh, look at that. I did know how to tell you.

Oh, look, he's waking up.

Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute.

Oh, look! There's Joey's picture!

Oh, look. It's the woman we ordered.

Oh, look. My first grade picture.

Oh, man! Please tell me one of them is Ma.

Oh, man. In my next life I'm coming back as a toilet brush.

Oh, Marcel! Bad monkey!

Oh, Marcel! Come here!

Oh, maybe that's it.

Oh, Mom.

Oh, Monica, come on. You do cool things.

Oh, Monica. Guess what?

Oh, my first birthday present. Oh, this is really...

Oh, my God, me too! We'd be like friends in law!

Oh, my God, you are!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Angela!

Oh, my God! Chi Chi!

Oh, my God! Come on, you guys!

Oh, my God! Do you think it's on all of them?

Oh, my God! Don't Iook now. Behind you there's a guy...

Oh, my God! He remembered!

Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!

Oh, my God! It's Barry and Mindy!

Oh, my God! There, are you happy now?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Don't do that.

Oh, my God. I love him.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh.

Oh, my God. There he is. There he is. There he is.

Oh, my God. What were you doing in a library?

Oh, my God. You gotta come see this.

Oh, my God. You're amazing.

Oh, my God. You're choking.

Oh, my gosh. Rachel, honey...

Oh, my life is just so amusing. Heh, heh. Can we drop it now?

Oh, my.

Oh, no, I don't.

Oh, no, I really love you.

Oh, no, me. I am so sorry.

Oh, no, no! Not in my room! I'll get him.

Oh, no, no. It's for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size wise.

Oh, no, no. Nina? She's:

Oh, no, not you. Big Joey. Oh, my God!

Oh, no, the Mellons. They hate all living things, right?

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Don't ever do that!

Oh, no! How?

Oh, no! My new Paolo shoes!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you?

Oh, no. I'm fine.

Oh, no. No, no, no. You see what he's doing?

Oh, no. Not possible. You can never be too "Alan."

Oh, no. You said they could shoot the spot without you.

Oh, no. You see, actually, it is.

Oh, no. You went on our honeymoon alone?

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, this is it. Oh, my God. It's baby time. Baby time.

Oh, oh! Bears overboard. They're drowning.

Oh, okay, bye bye.

Oh, okay.

Oh, Pheebs.

Oh, please.

Oh, please. If I can do it, anybody can.

Oh, please. She's the

Oh, please. They've been going out a week.

Oh, please. What's wrong with Helen?

Oh, Rachel!

Oh, really?

Oh, really? Let's compare, shall we?

Oh, really? Well, let me tell you something.

Oh, right.

Oh, right.

Oh, right.

Oh, right. That's me.

Oh, Ross.

Oh, Ross. I love you too.

Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.

Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking or food...

Oh, she's coming up.

Oh, shut up.

Oh, so forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining?

Oh, some guy. I am some guy.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, tell me. Is everything?

Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?

Oh, that is not a happy "hi."

Oh, that is so sick.

Oh, that is so sweet.

Oh, that WENUS.

Oh, that would be great. Okay.

Oh, that would be mine.

Oh, that would be Monica.

Oh, that's funny.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, that's nice. Get out.

Oh, that's so cool.

Oh, this is a cube.

Oh, this is not that bad.

Oh, this is? Sidney's a woman.

Oh, uh, I was unbelievable

Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.

Oh, wait. Oh.

Oh, we're having spaghetti. That's...

Oh, well then fly, good woman, fly like the wind.

Oh, well, thanks, but I'm okay, really.

Oh, well, that shouldn't be so hard, now that you're dating.

Oh, well, uh, maybe that's because...

Oh, will you give me the thing?

Oh, wow, you remembered.

Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely gonna want some of that.

Oh, yeah, I know. You're a chef, I know, and I thought of you first.

Oh, yeah, I've done that.

Oh, yeah, yeah, he told me.

Oh, yeah, you have to tell her.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm sure.

Oh, yeah. No, I know. I haven't been using it much.

Oh, you are so going to Minsk.

Oh, you do, do you?

Oh, you do? She said you guys haven't talked in years.

Oh, you don't get it!

Oh, you don't know.

Oh, you guys, I really think only one of us should go out there...

Oh, you left your hair at my place.

Oh, you should make that thing, you know, with the stuff.

Oh, you're

Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.

Oh, you're gonna be great.

Oh, you're not going? Oh, why?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Everybody having fun at the party?

Oh! I have something you can do.

Oh! I know what you can make. I know.

Oh! Oh, the yuck.

Oh! Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Again?

Oh. And a, uh, Rob Roy.

Oh. Ha, ha.

Oh. Ha, ha. Uh, well, is it what we thought it would be?

Oh. Have either of you ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive?

Oh. Here comes your 3:00.

Oh. Hi, Mr. Heckles.

Oh. I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.

Oh. I've been better.

Oh. It's a Judy Jetson Thermos.

Oh. Joey. Look who it is.

Oh. Looks like I was second to last.

Oh. Looks like she didn't leave in such a hurry after all.

Oh. Macaroni and cheese. We gotta make this.

Oh. Man. I never thought I'd be here.

Oh. Martha Lugwin's daughter is gonna call you.

Oh. No, no. He is so smart. He'll figure it out.

Oh. Not much.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. She was the first to walk...

Oh. Okay, heh. Ha, ha, okay.

Oh. Okay, send her in.

Oh. Okay.

Oh. Okay. Oh.

Oh. Okay. Um...

Oh. Paolo, this is Phoebe.

Oh. Paolo. Hi. What are you doing here?

Oh. Sorry about that

Oh. Sure. Yeah

Oh. Um, yeah.

Oh. Well, I guess it must have been the day after you were born.

Oh. Well, um...

Oh. You know my friend Abby who shaves her head?

Oh. You know the sex of the baby?

Oh...

Okay

Okay, about Iast night...

Okay, all right. All right, okay.

Okay, and here we have the last of Paolo's grappa.

Okay, and the robe is lost.

Okay, and we'll be here, hating you.

Okay, Andre should be there in about 45 minutes

Okay, but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast...

Okay, but don't eat it till you get on the plane.

Okay, but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager

Okay, but, Monica, what if it doesn't come together?

Okay, but, Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow.

Okay, bye, champ.

Okay, bye.

Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.

Okay, everyone stand back.

Okay, except I broke up with Roger.

Okay, fine, fine.

Okay, goodbye, little monkey guy.

Okay, great.

Okay, here I am.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand...

Okay, how would you like some Tiki Death Punch?

Okay, how's this?

Okay, I checked.

Okay, I don't know

Okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's just start.

Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true.

Okay, I have no frame of reference, but I thought that was great.

Okay, I know I didn't love him, but...

Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.

Okay, I think I get how to do this.

Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here.

Okay, I want...

Okay, I'll be there.

Okay, I'm done.

Okay, I'm gonna play my sperm card one more time.

Okay, I'm making a break for it. I'm going out the window.

Okay, I'm not getting this!

Okay, I'm with you, Cheech. Okay.

Okay, I'm, uh...

Okay, insurance?

Okay, it fits.

Okay, it's about Alan.

Okay, it's him.

Okay, it's in spasm.

Okay, it's my turn.

Okay, Janice.

Okay, last minute lesson! Joey....

Okay, listen, I'm thinking, why don't we just tell them who we really are?

Okay, listen. You gotta promise you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.

Okay, maybe I will.

Okay, next word would be...

Okay, now what is wrong with my Snuggles?

Okay, okay, okay, I got one.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay. How about if we split it?

Okay, okay. My weirdest place would have to be...

Okay, Pheebs, can I ask?

Okay, Pheebs. Right hand, blue.

Okay, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.

Okay, see? See, you guys? What if we don't get magic beans?

Okay, smells.

Okay, so I'm gonna be the only one standing there alone...

Okay, so I'm not a great typist.

Okay, so I'm responsible. I'm organized.

Okay, so just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?

Okay, so now we draw cards.

Okay, so on our no date evening...

Okay, thank you, Max. Thank you.

Okay, thank you.

Okay, that is either, "How could you?" Or "Enormous breasts."

Okay, that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the mustache?

Okay, that's my finger.

Okay, that's my knee.

Okay, that's not bad.

Okay, the head. You gotta....

Okay, then get me your purse.

Okay, then you let me go grocery shopping

Okay, they have issues like:

Okay, they wanna know if I'm okay. Okay, let's see.

Okay, this is great. This is great.

Okay, try this salmon mousse.

Okay, turn around.

Okay, uh, ahem, a weird thing happened to me on the train this morning..

Okay, uh, hold on a second and let me just check and see if she's here.

Okay, uh...

Okay, um, senior year of college, on a pool table.

Okay, we can, um, burn the stuff they gave us.

Okay, we got the coleslaw and buns.

Okay, we're almost done. Only 20 more to go.

Okay, we're gonna take a short break.

Okay, well, what kind of ritual?

Okay, what did we think it' was gonna be? No, no, no.

Okay, where is he?

Okay, whose turn is it?

Okay, will that be all?

Okay, windows are clean, candles are lit.

Okay, worst case scenario:

Okay, would you just take him away? Just take him

Okay, you cannot do this to me.

Okay, you guys want anything else?

Okay, you're gonna have to stop that...

Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here...

Okay? Now try it.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. "You can't"? Or you can't?

Okay. Ahem.

Okay. All right, fine.

Okay. And I'll tell you, this was a gift.

Okay. Barry's letters.

Okay. But if he asks, I'm not going to lie.

Okay. Bye bye.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. Give me the Gummy Bears.

Okay. He's a Iawyer who teaches sculpting on the side.

Okay. Here we go.

Okay. I see your $2...

Okay. I'll miss you.

Okay. I'm guessing this is from....

Okay. In case of emergency, call?

Okay. Is this like "I have an early class tomorrow"...

Okay. It's light. It rattles.

Okay. It's okay. All I need to do is...

Okay. Let's do laundry.

Okay. Marcel, would you...?

Okay. No, you do it.

Okay. Okay, I got one.

Okay. Okay, okay.

Okay. Phew!

Okay. Right this way.

Okay. Rock, hard place. Me.

Okay. So now we need, um, sage branches and the sacramental wine.

Okay. Thank you very much.

Okay. Thanks, Pheebs.

Okay. Thanks.

Okay. That's enough of the view. All right, check this out.

Okay. Um...

Okay. Well, this was very special.

Okay. Who are you?

Okay. You caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.

Okay. You guys want help cleaning up this mess?

Okay...

On three, Ben. One, two, three.

On your back, Mom.

Once again, rolling. Water working.

Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy

Once you're inside, you don't have to knock anymore.

Once, I went out with a guy who just got divorced.

One might wonder.

One Mississippi, two Mississippi...

One more and then I have to go.

One more button.

One of these times, it's just gonna be your last chance with me.

One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea.

One, my friends are the most important thing in my life.

Only child, right?

Only I know there's no way I'm not gonna get there in time.

Only if you order stuff.

Only you could've picked this place.

Ooh, belt's too tight. Gotta change the belt.

Ooh, did I just share too much?

Ooh, ooh. And I brought Operation.

Ooh, oops! Being naked.

Ooh, this is cool.

Ooh, you know, um, I had a g**** about five hours ago...

Ooh. Oh, fun. Okay.

Ooh. Oh, give me. Can you see me operating a drill press?

Ooh. Oh, I gotta go

Ooh. Oh, wait. Wait, I see a woman.

Ooh. Rachel?

Ooh. That had to hurt.

Or a hat?

Or an uncle.

Or else I'm going to get up and go to work.

Or he just complains a lot?

Or I didn't spend enough on flowers. Or she'd say:

Or isn't.

Or jumping to catch a Frisbee.

Or no.

Or play with or simply let hang

Or play with or simply let hang

Or something to that effect.

Or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.

Or we can leave it on. That's fine.

Or what you think other people might be doing to each other.

Or what you want her to do to you.

Or, like, "Could these margaritas be any stronger?"

Or, you know, hey, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring.

Or?

Other people are satisfied with staying where they are.

Otherwise someone might get what they ordered.

Otherwise, it's just cruel!

Otherwise, you're gonna find yourself...

Ouch.

Ours is at the shop.

Out here with me, bunking up.

Out of my league!

Out.

Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow.

Ow! Leg cramp!

Ow.

Ow. Ow.

Pants and a sweater. Why, Mom?

Paolo kissed my mom?

Paolo made a pass at me.

Paolo, hi.

Paolo, I just wanna tell you...

Paolo, I want you to meet my friends.

Paolo.

Parents divorced before you hit puberty.

Party.

Pass it. Pass it.

Passes it up to Leetch.

Pathetic mess. I know, but...

Paul, the wine guy? Yeah, I know Paul.

Peach pit.

People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo.

People, last time there were yogurt containers lying around after class.

Perfect might be a problem.

Perfect.

Perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me.

Perfection?

Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker?

Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet.

Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.

Pheebs, I'm sorry. I've gotta go. I've got Lamaze class.

Pheebs, it's open. It's open.

Pheebs, this woman is voluntarily bald.

Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta go.

Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?

Pheebs?

PHOEBE [OVER INTERCOM]: What you doing?

PHOEBE [SINGING]: New York City has no power

Phoebe, can you do me a favor?

Phoebe, do you want the rest of that Pop Tart?

Phoebe, wanna help?

Phoebe, what do you think a good stage name for me would be?

PHOEBE: Oh, I wanna see. Let me see. Let me see.

PHOEBE: Oh, that's good.

PHOEBE: Oh.

PHOEBE: Oh. Just look at her.

PHOEBE: Ooh, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.

PHOEBE: Thanks.

PHOEBE: Wow. RACHEL: You guys, this is big.

Phoebe. What is it?

Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot.

Pirates again?

Pizza coupons.

Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?

Please be good.

Please be kidding.

Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.

Please don't hate me.

Please don't hate me.

Please ignore the Dy no mite T shirt.

Please kiss me at midnight.

Please move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.

Please, Aunt Monica, please?

Please, God, don't Iet it be kung pao chicken.

Please, guys, we have to talk.

Please, have a heart.

Please!

Please. That second time, you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup.

Plus I think it should be Joe. Joey makes me sound like I'm...

Plus the barn raising scene in Witness

Plus, that shirt doesn't really match those pants.

Poke a nose.

Poor little Tootie's scared. We should find his owner.

Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable...

Potassium.

Power company guys? Eligible looters?

Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar.

Pretty well, actually.

Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing.

Priesthood.

Probably kill myself.

Push her down the stairs!

Push her! Push her down the stairs!

Push him out, push him out. Harder, harder.

Push him out, push him out. Way out.

Put out fire by peeing, no get invited back.

Put the kids to bed for this one.

Quack, quack...

Question: Are you dating anyone?

Rach, are you gonna separate those?

Rach, come see who's out here.

Rach, it's the Visa card people.

RACHEL & PHOEBE: Aww.

Rachel and I are...

Rachel lost Marcel.

Rachel lost Marcel.

Rachel loved the present. She'll see you when you get back.

Rachel, can we do this now?

Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.

Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first!

Rachel, there's nothing in it.

Rachel, what are you doing? It's freezing. Would you come inside?

RACHEL: Come on, somebody.

RACHEL: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

RACHEL: Hit the lights, please.

RACHEL: I hope it's okay.

RACHEL: I've got stuff to burn.

RACHEL: Marcel, stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey!

RACHEL: No. Oh.

RACHEL: Oh, that's nice.

RACHEL: Okay, coming.

RACHEL: Okay. MONICA: Great.

RACHEL: Okay. Okay.

RACHEL: Ooh. Okay.

RACHEL: Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow.

RACHEL: Really?

RACHEL: See this? See?

RACHEL: So, what's going on with you?

Rachel!

Rachel! Rachel!

Rachel?

Rachel's having drinks with him tonight.

Radiator.

Radiator.

Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens

Rangers Penguins tonight at the Garden. We're taking you.

Read them.

Really, nothing at all. Really

Really, oh, God

Really, really stupid.

Really, really stupid.

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? He does?

Really? Just casually strewn about...

Really? Not even to change his pajamas?

Really? Then why are you like that?

RECEPTIONIST [OVER SPEAKER]: Dr. Farber, Jason Greenspan's gagging.

Relax.

Relax. It's only $2 for the first contraction...

Relax. You're only at 9 centimeters, and the baby's at zero station.

Remember back in freshman year?

Remember how much you all like me?

Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?

Remember the guy that used to cry every time we had sex?

Remember when he fell in love with Carol...

Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?

Remember when you were a kid, I'd take you to the navy yard?

Remember who you're dealing with here. Ha.

Remember, I lived with you? You were a little....

Remember, they're just food, they're not love.

Riff's. Yeah, I know.

Right foot, red.

Right in front of the Statue of Liberty.

Right, but in this case she doesn't.

Right, but...

Right, right. Shut up.

Right, thanks. It's Julie. I'm out of here.

Right! You're right.

Right?

Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy...

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right. And it's me.

Right. Because it's close to where I live, and the aprons are really cute.

Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be.

Right. Gotcha, gotcha.

Right. He's the pig.

Right. If you're gonna break his heart, that can wait.

Right. Including the waffles last week, you now owe me...

Right. Like the kind you...

Right. No big deal.

Right. Okay. Losing the robe!

Right. Serious poker.

Right. We'll go with the burgundy.

Right. Well, we never actually got to that.

Right. Yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors.

Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon.

Rocky road and cookie dough and bing cherry vanilla.

Roger wants to take her out.

Roger's having a dinner thing. He wanted me to invite you guys.

Roll him over! Come on, roll him over!

Rome. Jerk missed his flight.

Ronni, how long has Chandler been in the shower?

ROSS [OVER INTERCOM]: Uh...

ROSS & MONICA: Hey, Joey. Hey, buddy.

Ross is great.

Ross, 10:00.

Ross, are you okay?

Ross, are you okay? Do you want me to stay?

Ross, check it out. Hockey tickets.

Ross, could we please listen to anything else?

Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti.

Ross, did you really read all these baby books?

Ross, he's got the remote again.

Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking.

Ross, I'm...

Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?

Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?

Ross, it's Nana.

Ross, it's too hard.

ROSS, JOEY & PHOEBE: "My scone!"

Ross, over pronouncing every word.

Ross, Ross.

Ross, we love him, okay?

Ross, you're so great.

ROSS: Ah? Ah?

ROSS: Ah.

ROSS: Come here, Marcel. Sit here.

ROSS: Come on. CAROL: Thank you.

ROSS: Hey, fella. How you doing?

ROSS: Hey, guys. ALL: Hey.

ROSS: Hey, Joe. So how'd it go?

ROSS: Hey, listen... Ooh.

ROSS: Hey, Mon. RACHEL: Mon.

ROSS: Kind of spooky without any lights.

ROSS: Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay?

ROSS: Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay?

ROSS: Marcel. Marcel

ROSS: No, it's good. It is good.

ROSS: Oh.

ROSS: Okay, guys, I have the definitive one.

ROSS: Okay, Monica.

ROSS: Okay. Yes. Yes, it is

ROSS: Thank you. MONICA: Thanks.

ROSS: That was good.

ROSS: Uh...

ROSS: What's going on? RACHEL: What's up?

Ross?

Ross?

Ross?

Ross? All this time? I've gotta talk to him.

Ross.

Ross.

Ross.

Ross.

Ross. He's playing with my spatulas again.

Ross...

Run it all over your body...

Run, Marcel, run!

Saks Fifth Avenue.

San Diego! San Diego! Yeah!

Sandy, hi. Come on in. Hey.

SANTOS: Sure. No problem.

Satan's minions at work again!

Saturday night. The big night!

Say all of his relationships are affected by this.

Say I bought a great pair of shoes.

Say it!

Say it.

Say something...

Say your son never feels connected to you as one.

Science.

Score! You suck.

Score.

Search the building. Take the first floor. We'll take the rest.

See how he was sweating when he walked out?

See you.

See you.

See you.

See, a guy who doesn't wanna know standing right here.

See, after I let her go, uh, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flanen...

See, because not all guys out there are gonna be a Paolo.

See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans.

See, I am so not ready to be a father.

See, I don't think swearing off guys altogether is the answer. I really don't.

See, I see, uh...

See, I told you. Less than 100 steps from our place to here.

See, I was supposed to get married...

See, I wrote a note to myself, then I didn't need it

See, King George is giving us the land....

See, now, that just means it's working.

See, the problem is, though...

See, there you go.

See, this is just the kind of thing I was talking about

See, uh, I went with...

See!

See?

See?

See? Hey, Rach.

See? How can nobody want him?

See? It pays to know the man who wears my shoes.

Send our dog off to live on a farm.

Seriously, what's the part?

Services? Oh, services.

Sex in his chair.

Sexually.

Sexually.

She already fluffed that pillow. Monica, you know, you already fluffed...

She always drank it out of the can. I should have known.

She answered.

She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.

She brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries.

She buys tickets to plays I want to see.

She could be giving birth in the cab.

She could be you.

She could have heaving beasts.

She didn't know. How should I know?

She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV.

She is a kook.

She is gonna hate me.

She is pretty!

She is so great. I miss her.

She is so hot.

She just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony.

She kept bringing swordfish. Are you gonna go?

She looks so small.

She may have died?

She may have died.

She may not even know.

She never took them off. Ha, ha.

She really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot..

She said she wants a relationship with someone exactly like me.

She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off.

She said that?

She said yes!

She said you looked like Ingrid Bergman.

She said you looked pretty that day in the green dress.

She says Marcel's humping thing is not a phase.

She says to break the bad boyfriend cycle...

She says, as time goes on, he'll start getting aggressive and violent.

She seems nice, but her coming all the way here...

She shops at stores that I'm intimidated by the salespeople.

She should not be wearing those pants.

She spent $300 on art supplies.

She spent all day taking care of my monkey.

She stole! She's a stealer!

She told you about that, huh?

She took me by surprise.

She wants to know why you tie the towel around your head.

She wants to see me tomorrow. She sounded weird. I gotta call Barry.

She wants to talk to you.

She was a big girl.

She was in the Israeli army.

She was my best friend.

She was obviously very moved!

She works at that place, uh...

She, uh, familiar with our special situation?

She'd feel like we're ganging up on her

She's a pet mortician.

She's always been a Freudian nightmare.

She's amazing! She makes the women I dream about look like fat, bald men.

She's checking her coat.

She's curator of insects at the museum.

She's different. There's, uh, something about her...

She's distraught. You're there for her.

She's going for the pizza. Hey, that's not for you, bitch!

She's gonna one look at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal.

She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.

She's got my life. I want to see who she is.

She's got to know that you're everything he's not.

She's having my baby, and she's not here yet.

She's having one of her boobs reduced

She's just, you know, always breaking my stuff.

She's like one of a kind, like a snowflake or....

She's like this high powered, driven, career type.

She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me.

She's living with a woman named Susan

She's not gonna make you wear a big plastic cone, is she?

She's not much of a phone person.

She's not passed! She's present! She's back!

She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back.

She's on the other line. She's gonna call me back.

She's only going out with me because I'm bringing a friend for her friend.

She's pregnant with my child.

She's right. It's Jill. Jill Goodacre.

She's sexy. She's....

She's still asleep.

She's still here.

She's supposed to be with you.

She's too much for me in bed.

She's walking, she's walking.

She's your partner.

Shoot, shoot, shoot. Or just fall down. That's good too.

Should I not have told you?

Shouldn't it be...

Show us! Come on!

Shut up and put my table back.

Shut up, Joey!

Shut up. It was nice. I just...

Shut up. It's a rebuilding year

Since always. It's, like, dating language

Since I ran out on Barry at the wedding...

Since the engagement, he's acted weird.

Since when?

Since you saw her boobies you have to show her your pee pee.

Sisters are okay. Maybe a hot Iooking aunt.

Sit down. Two seconds.

SIZEMORE: Hey, no roughhousing in my ER.

Smell familiar?

Smile.

Smile. You're on Janice Camera.

Smoke away!

Smoke away!

Smoked a joint, you know? Lit a bone. Weed, hemp, ganja.

So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. Kind of like an audition.

So anyway...

So as I'm going to get into a cab, she tackles me.

So at least I'll get to see him again.

So Chandler looks gay, huh?

So did she...?

So did you hear?

So do we have the best friends, or what?

So do you, um?

So does he have a hump and a hairpiece?

So got any advice?

So great. He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be.

So he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.

So he was a little analytical. That's what he does.

So he's calling from Rome. I could do that.

So he's going out with her. Is it really so terrible?

So he's going out with her. Is it really so terrible?

So how are you doing?

So how does this work? Gonna balance the plates on these little heads?

So how is she doing?

So how is your book tour going?

So how'd he take it?

So how'd it go?

So how's it going in Financial Services?

So how's Mindy?

So I am running and I'm running...

So I balled it up and now I wish I was dead.

So I decided not to fire her again...

So I got the results of the amnio today.

So I guess I'll see you around.

So I had to do all this other stuff.

So I have a flaw! Big deal!

So I killed him.

So I quit.

So I think Alan..

So I thought I'd come down here and make sure you were okay.

So I told her.

So I went another way.

So I wouldn't need any. I have a straight.

So I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.

So I'll see you tomorrow.

So I'm kissing everyone?

So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay. Okay?

So if we could get pictures of you, it'd help us out.

So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.

So if you're not an ex husband or lesbian life partner, out you go.

So in your whole life, you've only been with one?

So is Ross. Ever think that about him?

So is this her?

So is this just gonna be you and Carol?

So let me ask you something.

So maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, me kissing your mom, huh?

So Pheebs owes $7. 50. Monica owes $10.00.

So she's a woman, so what?

So stop all the yelling! Just stop it!

So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again...

So tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?

So tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?

So tell me, is leaving the Christmas lights up...

So tell me, was it like you and Chandler and then you and me...

So tell me. Did you see her?

So that hysterical phone call from a woman sobbing..

So that if we went out on a date, she'd be there.

So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine, who owes 15.

So that's it? It's over?

So the only question is: Are you attracted to me?

So there's going to be a fifth date?

So they're constantly having to reassure each other that they're having a good time.

So this time I won't quit.

So was it a lot more money?

So we can do it tomorrow night, you guys.

So what is it about me?

So what? Like people are gonna come in and think, "Uh oh, I'm outside again."

So what's up?

So when do you leave?

So when he gets here, let's all act like, you know...

So when they caught on to the fact that we're short and have breasts...

So who's the new tense girl?

So you can dance with the woman that stole your card?

So you can tell?

So you do know who he is.

So you don't think I have...

So you don't want to go to Williamsburg?

So you feel like a dad yet?

So you get your ya yas by taking money from your friends.

So you know, congratulations. This is so exciting!

So you know, it's either her or me.

So you nervous about Barry tomorrow?

So you should try not to look too terrific. I know it'll be hard.

So you slept with her for the first time. So what?

So you still think you might want that fifth date?

So you're here too?

So you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself?

So you're really not going?

So, his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire?

So, how long you been...?

So, how would your husband feel about you sitting here with me...

So, like, you guys all have jobs?

So, Monica, can you help me with the door?

So, Monica, what do you do?

So, nothing.

So, Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?

So, Rach, you wanna save this wrapping paper?

So, Rachel, what are you doing tonight?

So, Ross, what's going on with you?

So, twins. Ha

So, uh, how did it go with Celia?

So, uh, we're just waiting for?

So, uh...

So, um, are you gonna call him?

So, um, is she fat?

So, um, what do you do for a living?

So, um, will you bring the truck?

So, what are you doing here?

So, what are you gonna be?

So, what are you gonna do?

So, what are you gonna do?

So, what are you gonna do?

So, what are you guys gonna do?

So, what do you think George is like?

So, what do you think it is about me?

So, what do you think?

So, what do you think?

So, what do you want from me, Dimon? Huh?

So, what have you been up to?

So, what's it going to be?

So, what's the deal with this father guy?

So, what's the deal with, um, you and Joey?

So, which one of the guys will you listen to?

So, who?

So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?

So, why didn't you say anything?

So, will you invite us to the big opening?

So, you and Angela, huh?

So?

So...

Some things are better left unsaid.

Somebody called about a monkey?

Somebody kiss me. It's midnight. Somebody kiss me. It's midnight.

Somebody wanna help me? Trying to rip out my heart.

Somebody was supposed to bring me one.

Somebody will.

Someone who's your best friend but also can make your toes curl.

Something about how it was her cab first.

Something brushed up against my right leg.

Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn.

Something Goodacre.

Something went wrong with Underdog and they couldn't inflate his head

Something.

Something's in my eye. Could we check it in the light, please?

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

Sorry I'm late. Uh, where's Carol?

Sorry it didn't work out.

Sorry to break up this party, but I've got to go fax resumes before work.

Sorry, Barry.

Sorry, Joey. You said, "Let's be friends." So guess what?

Sorry, my thing was in there with me.

Sorry, Rach.

Sorry, that was wax.

Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.

Sorry, wrong boobies!

Sorry, you're not allowed here without a pass.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.

Sorry. Paolo's catching an earlier flight.

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. Thanks. You look good too

Sounds Iike you two have issues.

Sounds like a date to me.

Spare shoes are over there.

Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no.

Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex wife?

Speaking of which, tell him we're on for the Renaissance Fair.

Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you.

Stalin.

Stand back, everyone. Incoming ego shrapnel.

Start with half a dozen European cities...

Step aside, ladies.

Still doing the play.

Still, it's just such reckless spending.

Still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day.

Still, you say "Minnie," you hear "Mouse."

Stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day.

Stop humping! Now, Marcel, come back!

Stop it, stop it, stop it.

Stop it!

Strip joints!

Stuck at school. Some parent teacher thing.

Suddenly, we realized we were in Yemen.

Supposedly by accident.

Sure we should.

Sure!

Sure! Did you try turning the knob back the other way?

Sure.

Sure. Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.

Sure. What with it being her funeral and all.

Sure. Yeah.

Susan is, um, Carol's...

Susan, go deep.

Susan, he looks just like you.

SUSAN: I mean, that's what this is all about, right?

SUSAN: I thought they could.

Susan.

Sweet 'N Low?

Sweetie, you think you can get in there?

Swiss quartz

T ell her what?

T ell me why you did this again?

T oday's the big day!

Take her back to the 1 890s when that phrase was last used.

Take it!

Take the phone.

Take this up with the judge.

Talk about your..

Talk to me.

Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.

TEACHER: Lights, please

TEDLOCK: Chandler?

Teen!

Tell her, David.

Tell me it's his mother.

Tell me it's you and me "we."

Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part?

Tell you what. When we're 40, if neither of us are married...

Ten centimeters. Here we go.

Ten dollars an hour for what?

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

Thank you very much!

Thank you very much!

Thank you very much. I'm gonna take a short break.

Thank you, God. This will bring us so much joy.

Thank you, Helen, that'll be all.

Thank you, Mr. Heckles.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Come on, Marcel.

Thank you. Good boy.

Thank you. I could not have done this without you.

Thank you. That was...

Thanks for coming.

Thanks for teaching us Cross Eyed Mary. We gotta play that other way.

Thanks, Bernice.

Thanks, Dad. Really, heh.

Thanks, Joey. That's a good idea.

Thanks, Lizzy.

Thanks, man. Big help.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks, Pheeb. I just don't really see myself in a big white hat.

Thanks, Pheebs.

Thanks, Rach.

Thanks!

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. But I'm just going to hang out here.

Thanks. Carol.

Thanks. Hi.

Thanks. I've been here about six years.

Thanks. Let's keep going.

Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk...

Thanks. See you.

Thanks. You're a good kid.

That book got me through some tough times.

That cute nibbly noise she makes when she eats.

That does not sound stupid to me.

That guy she met at the coffeehouse.

That guy, he burns me up.

That guy's going home with a note.

That I was not expecting.

That is a lame excuse. It's a typical guy response.

That is a wonder.

That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him.

That is it. I want both of you out.

That is so cruel.

That is so not... That is so not... That...

That is so sweet, you guys.

That is so unfair!

That is very dad.

That is why we don't do it!

That juggling thing is amazing.

That man across the street just kicked that pigeon.

That means no sleeping with your girlfriend.

That my mom was dead in the kitchen?

That only took me an hour.

That opens my cervix.

That ought to do it.

That pimento trick!

That she left you for a woman that likes women?

That sounds good. I'll call you. Or you call me, whatever.

That sounds like Nana.

That sounds weird not followed by, "No, it's late."

That thing is not coming in here.

That was amazing! I can't even send back soup.

That was fun.

That was gonna be my opener.

That was my agent.

That was our safety zoo.

That was Phoebe Buffay, everybody.

That was really good!

That was...

That wasn't a real date.

That wasn't an incident.

That wasn't easy, but you did it.

That would be a judgment call.

That would be Marcel. You wanna say hi?

That would be nice.

That wouldn't be fair to me, Alan, or to you.

That you get?

That you get?!

That you like. We get it. You like her. Great.

That'd be cool.

That'd be good.

That'd be great.

That'll stop when you pick up the phone.

That's a bird!

That's a bird?

That's a relatively open weave. I can still see...

That's all right. You can come up to the front and dance with me.

That's all there is of these...

That's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.

That's attractive.

That's Aunt Iris. She's been playing poker since she was 5.

That's because I'm in front of them.

That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs.

That's because of your Amish background.

That's because she's not your mom.

That's because they are.

That's because, as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong.

That's Big Bird's friend.

That's classic.

That's fine with me. Could use some money.

That's fine, yeah.

That's fine.

That's fine. I'll just have a Tic Tac to hold me over.

That's fine. That's great. Okay.

That's funny. Are we done now?

That's funny. Because our parents actually did..

That's funny. Really? I don't remember you making any sperm.

That's funny. Very funny.

That's gonna be you and me.

That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.

That's great. Anybody seen a nipple?

That's insurance fraud.

That's it, okay? Dinner is over.

That's it? I mean, mittens are "nice."

That's it.

That's it.

That's it. Are you going to crash on the couch?

That's it. Give them back.

That's it. You're not there. We're not having this conversation.

That's jo incidence with a "C"!

That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream.

That's like two births.

That's me.

That's my sister.

That's nice twice.

That's nice.

That's nice. Now was that before or after you told him...

That's not good.

That's not my monkey. The dress is mine. Send it back whenever.

That's not really the point. The point is, that

That's not the point.

That's okay, Ross. You can ask me.

That's okay.

That's one way of doing it. I went for the watch.

That's part of the whole, you know, them not liking you extravaganza.

That's patio furniture.

That's Paul's watch. Just put it back where you found it.

That's pretty much it.

That's probably what they'll say.

That's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures.

That's ridiculous.

That's right, I don't.

That's right.

That's right. "JUMBO" with a U, sir.

That's so great, because you already know how to do that

That's so nice.

That's so weird. I had such a blast with him the other night.

That's the rule.

That's too bad.

That's too much information.

That's tough, tough stuff.

That's unbelievable.

That's what we were off doing.

That's what you've been working on for two hours?

That's when we started this fruit basket business.

That's why.

The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs.

The Age of Ross.

The air, the trees.

The animal hospital is way across town. He's choking. I don't know what to do.

The Annual Net Usage Statistics are in.

The ball is dropping.

The best part is you already know all about him.

The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?

The birth part is just one day...

The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.

The candles? The moonlight? Huh?

The car's waiting. I just wanted to drop off my book for your friends.

The cat turned out to be Paolo's cat. Isn't that funny?

The Celtics problem is that the players run the team.

The clothes are clean. That's the important part.

The credit card people.

The cute black ones I always wear.

The doctor says he'll be fine. He's just sleeping now.

The doctor says it's a matter of hours.

The doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.

The end.

The entire city's blacked out.

The exclamation point scares me. It's not just Freud, it's Freud!

The fact that you don't think you are makes you sexier.

The fact you'd even ask shows how little you know me.

The fifth dentist caved, and now they're all recommending Trident?

The first time didn't really count. You know, it was Barry.

The first time I had to cook for myself after Carol left me

The forbidden Iove of a man and his door.

The French call it an amuse bouche.

The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.

The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?

The green dress? Really?

The ground up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys.

The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?

The guy who wells up when the Grinch's heart grows...

The hair comes out and the gloves come off.

The hell with hockey. Let's all do that.

The impressions you made in the butter...

The Jamestown colony of Virginia.

The laundry song we sing.

The laundry's done

The machine cut me off again. Anyway..

The mayor wants to raise subway fares. The high today was 45.

The meeting with that guy went great?

The Milners had this unbelievable farm.

The mistress?

The neighbors must be vacuuming.

The number for a Sidney Marks, please.

The old Monica would remind you...

The one in the feathered boa is Dr. Francis.

The One Where It All Began (Pilot)

The One Where Nana Dies Twice

The One Where Rachel Finds Out

The One Where The Monkey Gets Away

The One With Mrs. Bing

The One With the Birth

The One With The Boobies

The One With the Butt

The One With the East German Laundry Detergent

The One With the Evil Orthodontist

The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?

The One With the Poker

The One With the Thumb

The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.

The point is that, uh, Rachel and I should be, uh...

The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex wife's a lesbian, you...

The restaurant called. They want to know if you're showing up.

The right or left?

The second guy.

The sex of the baby, Ross.

The sex?

The soda people gave me $7000 for the thumb.

The thing after the opera with the girl with the trick hip?

The tough thing is, she really wants to have sex.

The Unbearable Lightness of Being!

The usher gave me this.

The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me.

The very cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said yes.

The vet said that unless he's in a place where he has regular access...

The way he makes me feel about myself.

The way I see it, the guy's upset here, you know?

The whole penis embargo?

The word you're looking for is:

The worst I ever did was shred my old boyfriend's favorite towel.

The, uh, blond is my ex wife.

The, uh, ride broke down...

Then can we meet him?

Then come clean with Ma! This is not right!

Then could you please just give him a message for me?

Then don't do that, all right?

Then I don't get it.

Then I found aromatherapy. So I know exactly how you feel.

Then I look down and I realize there is a phone..

Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.

Then I've already seen this one.

Then she said:

Then that's when you started yelling.

Then we got dressed and I walked her to...

Then we went to Bendel's.

Then we'll go into the studs and the hold 'ems. I talked to Cousin Nathan.

Then what?

Then why are you dumping my brother?

Then why do you think we keep ending up together?

Then why don't you say something?

Then with authority, hang up.

Then, uh... Then I'm sorry.

Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know

There are children coming into the world here...

There are just no women in our game.

There are no pagan altars.

There has to be something wrong with him.

There it is.

There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.

There was a man With a crooked smile

There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight.

There was this big dinosaur thing. Anyway...

There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel

There were times..

There weren't clothes in it!

There you are.

There you go, dear.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go. Ross?

There.

There.

There. Now there is.

There's a beautiful woman at 8, 9, 10:00!

There's a history there. It's like you and Carol.

There's a little child inside this man.

There's a lot of things Carol never did before me.

There's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you.

There's a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight.

There's an open call for Cats.

There's chicken in there. Put it away.

There's gonna be a lot of babes in San Diego...

There's gonna be lots of other stuff.

There's just a couple of things I wanted to say.

There's Lorraine.

There's more beer, right?

There's no father.

There's no Lesbian Lover Day.

There's no Rachel!

There's no Rachel. Don't give me that deep freeze.

There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.

There's nothing to wonder about.

There's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.

There's really no easy way to say this.

There's some creep out there with a telescope.

There's something about

There's something I have got to say

There's something sinister going on here.

There's something so sweet and disturbing about that.

There's something that I've been meaning to tell you.

There's that awkward moment when you've handed her the note.

There's the waitress. Excuse me, miss.

There's time to make up for that. We can do stuff together.

There's too many people here. There's about to be one more.

These are fantastic

These are rock shrimp ravioli...

These are white cotton panties.

These aren't her "boobies." These are her breasts.

These go with your Rockys. She really cares about you I'm sorry.

They all had a thing for him.

They are doctors. Cute doctors. Doctors who are cute.

They call this a love seat but I'm not feeling anything special towards you.

They don't like you.

They don't see all the good and sweet stuff.

They don't want us to have it.

They don't?

They feel the thing. I don't feel it.

They fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.

They get the job done.

They had horses and rabbits to chase.

They have a liking problem with you...

They haven't even slept together yet. I mean, that's not serious.

They haven't even slept together yet. That's not serious.

They just wanna see if you're okay.

They know what they're doing. They take their time.

They said I acted too much with it.

They suck, all right?

They take, like, dogs and cows

They threw us out. I was thrown out of a hotel! Me!

They wanna know if I'm okay?

They were not playing very well

They weren't looking at you before?

They won't all be like this. Some might even stay through dinner.

They're crazy.

They're fine. Go like this:

They're firemen guys.

They're going in fine, but they're coming out all fluffy.

They're my "I don't need a job..

They're nice guys.

They're not so bad.

They're still just friends, right?

They're tiny and chubby And so sweet to touch

They're twins.

They're walking away. They're walking away.

They're yours.

They've arrested Monica.

Things change. Roll with the punches.

Things have changed here on Waltons'mountain.

Things just sort of happen around you!

Things were fine this way!

Think about it.

Think about what you went through when you quit.

Think of it as the thing that has been missing from your hand

Think you'll do it on his couch?

This almost never happens.

This barbecue's gonna be very fun.

This blows!

This could be God's way of telling us to eat at home.

This is a date. You're going on a date.

This is a great place. How long have you lived here?

This is everybody. Chandler and Phoebe..

This is great. I actually know somebody who loves what they do.

This is just for tonight. Tomorrow you gotta change.

This is just the first chapter...

This is kind of embarrassing...

This is like a reunion in the hall.

This is madness, I tell you.

This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?

This is nice. We never do anything, just the two of us.

This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection.

This is not my gum.

This is probably for the best.

This is really becoming a weird obsession.

This is so cool, you guys.

This is so exciting!

This is so fun. All right, what do we do now?

This is so great.

This is so great.

This is so intense!

This is so much fun.

This is so stupid!

This is so typical.

This is so typical. I'm always the last to know everything.

This is so un me.

This is so unfair.

This is stupid!

This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone.

This is the worst breakup in the history of the world!

This is unbelievable. I mean, this is unbelievable!

This is unbelievable. It's been half an hour.

This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job.

This is where you'd use that "hello" word.

This is why your mother buys my clothes.

This isn't about you.

This isn't over.

This morning he got a call from what I think was our cousin Nathan

This one?

This one's from Joey.

This one's Paolo's.

This probably isn't the best time to bring it up...

This should be the greatest day of my life.

This sure trumps the "Has he pooped?" series.

This was Carol's favorite beer.

This was not at all scary.

This way, I can split them up with a movie.

This will be fun.

Those earrings look really lovely on you.

Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.

Though we just met the other day

Thought about it all the way there...

Three years, all expenses paid.

Three.

Till I bought a blow dryer. Then I was shunned.

Time's up!

To ask a woman out..

To my parents, by then it was, "Yeah, what else is new?"

To play with or simply let hang

To the green, to the green.

To the tip of his index finger.

Toby, for God's sake, will you let it go?

Toby, I don't know what she's talking about.

Today's the day Carol and I...

Too many jokes.

Totally and completely healthy.

Translated, "Let's do this again" means, "You'll never see me naked."

Trouble?

Try not to let my vulnerability become a factor here.

Try this on to make sure it fits.

Try to think of nice, calm things.

Twelve dollars an hour.

Twenty dollars an hour.

Twenty five.

Twenty four, twenty five.

Twice.

Two, I never lie.

Ugh, man, what are the odds of that happening?

Ugh, Monica, you are not still going over that thing.

Ugh, what a crappy night.

Ugh! I feel so stupid.

Ugh. God.

Ugh. Great. You know what? You could have called.

Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tile.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh oh, the laundry's done.

Uh oh! The laundry's done

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh oh....

Uh, actually, it's not so much a question...

Uh, before we get into any staying over stuff...

Uh, but look, this isn't about the money.

Uh, can I talk to you for a second? Over there?

Uh, can we have three chocolate mousses to go, please?

Uh, here, we brought wine.

Uh, hi, uh, my friend was taking down our Christmas lights...

Uh, how about Tony's? If you can finish a 32 ounce steak, it's free.

Uh, I am a, uh, chef at a restaurant uptown.

Uh, I am, uh...

Uh, I am, uh...

Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone.

Uh, I just liked it better before. It was better.

Uh, it's been better.

Uh, Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willet.

Uh, lie back.

Uh, listen, the reason that I called you in here today was, uh...

Uh, no.

Uh, Pheebs, so you guys just don't get along?

Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters?

Uh, Rachel has left the building.

Uh, Rachella tell me you...

Uh, Ross?

Uh, Ross...

Uh, sorry, that's "pathet," which is Sanskrit for "really cool way to live."

Uh, that's definitely a valid question...

Uh, that's our friend Tanya.

Uh, ueah... Uh...

Uh, unless I use yours.

Uh, unless you wanna stay over.

Uh, we might be leaving now.

Uh, well, maybe that's, uh, because you're getting a big raise.

Uh, would you like to call somebody?

Uh, yes. Uh, I was just going over your data.

Uh, you left out the stupid part.

Uh... Ahem.

Uh... Uh, yeah, just one second. Uh, Rachel, it's your dad.

Um, ahem, I want to start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year.

Um, ahem. We haven't known each other for that long a time.

Um, Bob... Buttons.

Um, hi there.

Um, hi there.

Um, how is he at handling small objects?

Um, I don't think I can be involved in this particular family thing.

Um, I'm not actually Amish.

Um, I'm taking classes with you, and I was wondering what they were.

Um, oh, and sometimes Arturo lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.

Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.

Um, okay, sure. Thanks.

Um, okay. Here goes.

Um, Pennsylvania Dutch.

Um, Rachel, can we talk for a sec?

Um, that's okay.

Um, that's really your decision.

Um, then, yeah, it's because of Phoebe.

Um, they say there's been unusual activity on your account.

Um, well, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um...

Um, yeah, I'm just working.

Um, yeah, it's, uh... It's mine.

Um, yeah, um, twin thing.

Um, yeah, you just called about needing a signature on the admissions form?

Um, yeah.

Um, you got a minute?

Um, you told me something that was really difficult for you.

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... Oh, uh, Carol teaches sixth grade.

Uma Thurman!

Unbelievable! She absolutely loved me.

Unclench. You're not even gonna be here.

Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her.

Unless I get them, then wake up really early and put them back.

Unless it's an all toast restaurant.

Unless you saw the Wee One's production of Pinocchio..

Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon yellow pantsuit...

Until it starts to get red.

Up until tonight, I thought that's what you wanted too.

Urs.

Using a bunch of these little worm guys.

Valentine's, who asked who into whose bed?

Very funny.

Very nice.

Vividly.

Wait

Wait a minute. I see where this is going. You're gonna ask him to New Year's.

Wait a minute. What's his name?

Wait, does he eat chalk?

Wait, I just got to the part about her "public hair."

Wait, I may have something in the back.

Wait, there's one more. Lemon Soother!

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait. What are you doing here?

Wait, wait. What is that?

Wait, wait. What's with you?

Wait, was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?

Wait! Aren't you the guy who plays the butt in the new Pacino movie?

Wait! Go back to that "sibling" thing.

Wait! I said maybe!

Wait! I'm getting a deja vu.

Wait! We need shoes.

Wait! We're talking about someone I'm going out with?

Wait. Come here.

Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?

Wait. Isn't it almost pure...?

Wait. You forgot your legs.

Wait....

Waiter? One more plate of chicken wings over here.

Waitressing?

Waitressing?

Wanna come over and join us?

Wanna give us your money now? We can skip the formality of really playing.

Want a pretzel?

Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.

Want this?

Want to go to the bathroom or play poker?

Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over.

Was I hoping he'd turn around and say...

Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears?

Was it?

Was Kip a better roommate than me?

Was my...

Was that not clear?

Was there, uh, heh...

Was your basket on top?

Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh?

Water breaking? What do you mean? What's that?

Water rules!

Water's working.

Way too special.

We agreed on Minnie.

We are both so stupid.

We are gathered here to join Joanie Louise Cunningham..

We are here to break up with you.

We both do that.

We both have.

We bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married...

We call ourselves "The Three Basketeers."

We came on the wrong night.

We can go to Williamsburg.

We can talk, we make each other laugh. And the sex. Oh, man.

We can? Okay, I'm trying that.

We can't do that.

We can't, all right?

We checked, no one's seen Marcel.

We checked.

We could be ourselves. We didn't have to play games.

We didn't change

We didn't get into Scranton.

We don't need to tell Chandler. It was just a kiss. No big deal, right?

We feel kind of responsible.

We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms.

We get off around midnight. Why don't we pick you up then?

We got a head. We got arms. Oh, look at the little fingers.

We got it. Let's play for real. High stakes. Big bucks!

We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister.

We got the proofs from the shoot with the vegetables. They sucked.

We gotta do something.

We had our first fight this morning.

We had sex.

We hate her. We're glad she's dying.

We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick...

We have got to start locking that door!

We haven't had a relationship that's lasted longer than a Mento.

We haven't met. I'm Monica Geller.

We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the '70s.

We just cooked it up.

We just don't know any women who know how to play poker.

We just feel that he's....

We just passed by it during the whole Jesse Cody Dillon fiasco.

We kind of just, you know, Iost track of time.

We loved him!

We make fire.

We may not know about radiators...

We might be here for a while. Things might get musical.

We ordered a fat free crust with extra cheese.

We ripped that couple apart and kept the pieces for ourselves.

We should always break up together.

We should get the most basic thing.

We should really be sitting for this.

We still have boyfriends and your career to cover.

We still have that bottle of wine.

We sure showed those Hasidic jewelers a thing or two about softball

We talked for over two hours. We've the same taste in clothes.

We talked until 2:00. It was perfect.

We think he was trying to spell out monkey.

We think you're a horrible person, and bad things should happen to you.

We thought since Phoebe's staying over we'd have a slumber party.

We thought we had a monkey, but we didn't.

We told them we were the Gunnersons in room 615...

We walked by this antique store. I saw this pin.

We went to camp together, she taught me how to kiss....

We were coming back from our walk, and the phone was ringing...

We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep...

We were watching TV, he pooped in Monica's shoe....

We weren't happy.

We won!

We'll be good.

We'll go to a hotel.

We'll go to a hotel.

We'll play you again. We'll win. You'll lose.

We'll start over. We'll go back to Aruba.

We'll start with five card draw.

We'll take a time out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes.

We'll take every last dime you have. And you'll hate yourselves forever!

We'll talk later.

We'll try to keep it down.

We're all adults here. There's only one way to resolve this.

We're applying to a lot of them. Our first choice would be a state zoo.

We're doing presents first.

We're going in.

We're gonna be here a while.

We're gonna go take a bath. Yes, we are, aren't we?

We're having an emergency, and we were looking for something.

We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square.

We're just gonna need a little time.

We're just here to observe.

We're just sitting around talking quietly.

We're kidding. T ell us.

We're kind of a thing.

We're looking into it.

We're looking out for you. We want you to be happy.

We're not doing anything

We're rehearsing a Greek play.

We're running low on resumes.

We're sorry.

We're starting to see some real progress.

We're very excited about it.

We're with you. We got it.

We've been all over the neighborhood! He's just gone!

We've credited you $500. We're sorry for the inconvenience..

We've got dads. We've got lesbians. The whole parenting team.

We've got salmon roulettes and crudites.

Weekly estimated net usage system. It's a processing term.

Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon!

Welcome to the real world!

Well, all right, then. Forget it. Might as well just go home.

Well, aren't we Mr. The Glass is Half Empty?

Well, as long as we're here...

Well, at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade.

Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar.

Well, at least she's with Pop Pop and Aunt Phylis now.

Well, Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course.

Well, because you just... I don't like this question.

Well, because, you know

Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.

Well, buddy..

Well, but that's what he was for me.

Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved.

Well, do I have to?

Well, Eva...

Well, fall out of it.

Well, for instance, what do you do?

Well, for your information, Paolo's gonna be in Rome this New Year's.

Well, goodbye, Chandler.

Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm.

Well, he came in for a massage...

Well, he didn't tell me.

Well, he's kind of like the guy I went to see that with.

Well, I don't know

Well, I don't know if it's your kind of thing...

Well, I don't know.

Well, I don't know. Okay, okay.

Well, I guess that's why they call it psychology, sir.

Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pilman..

Well, I have got your money And you'll never see it

Well, I just thought we'd go to dinner, then bring her back to my place...

Well, I mean, I haven't ever, um...

Well, I mean, I'm not my sister's, you know...

Well, I only have 20 minutes until Ethan, so....

Well, I was just wondering about the mother to be, but, uh, thanks for sharing.

Well, I went to boarding school with 400 boys.

Well, I'd take a little crying any day over Howard, the "I win" guy.

Well, I'm gonna go to tinker town.

Well, I'm not completely satisfied.

Well, I'm not showing you my tat!

Well, I'm...

Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days...

Well, if you can't talk dirty to me, how are you gonna talk dirty to her?

Well, if you see him, tell him to pack his bags. We are going to Minsk.

Well, isn't that amazing?

Well, isn't that gonna be weird?

Well, it is amusing

Well, it looks good there too.

Well, it looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.

Well, it matters to me!

Well, it started about a half hour before the wedding.

Well, it turns out we need a whole new one.

Well, it's a lovely apartment

Well, it's like that. With feelings.

Well, it's somewhere in between.

Well, it's technically not a zoo per se.

Well, it's the thought.

Well, last night, you seemed to know your way around the table.

Well, let's see. The FICA guys took all my money.

Well, maybe I am a little.

Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.

Well, maybe it's cold in there.

Well, maybe now I'm not okay with it not being okay.

Well, maybe now it's not okay.

Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me.

Well, maybe that's my decision.

Well, maybe they're napping.

Well, Mr. Costilick would like you to stop by his office at the end of the day.

Well, my secretary's gonna be out.

Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend...

Well, not in the same way.

Well, not myself. But I know other people that have.

Well, not so good. She thinks tonight we're gonna...

Well, not that it's any of your business...

Well, not worried, you know, just wondering.

Well, now I actually have to get to work.

Well, now we gotta find something fun for you.

Well, now, how do you fit into this whole thing?

Well, now, see, you never ever told us that.

Well, now, wait a second.

Well, okay. Thanks.

Well, part of me wants that...

Well, Rachel and I should be together.

Well, see, you took mine, so...

Well, see?

Well, she has issues.

Well, she's not quite.

Well, smack my ass and call me Judy

Well, some people are gonna be working...

Well, someone was supposed to write:

Well, start looking.

Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane?

Well, sure. Just for a sec, though...

Well, thank you for giving it back.

Well, thanks.

Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle....

Well, that's true.

Well, that's very generous

Well, that's what we said about Joey.

Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar.

Well, the meat's only every third layer.

Well, then you should come tonight, just hang out with them.

Well, there you go.

Well, they don't have to know that.

Well, this hummus is great.

Well, this is fascinating.

Well, this is still ruined, right?

Well, um for the past few years...

Well, um, you know, by the time we finished with all the dirty talk...

Well, unless goose is a vegetable...

Well, wait a minute. Why is she in the title?

Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right, Marcel? Because

Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here...

Well, well, well!

Well, well.

Well, what happened?

Well, what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me.

Well, what...? What?

Well, who wants fair?

Well, why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy?

Well, yeah.

Well, yeah.

Well, yeah. I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now.

Well, yeah. I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now.

Well, you didn't call and Ieave your grip size.

Well, you don't have your racquet.

Well, you know the whole getting on with your life thing?

Well, you know what they say: Be careful what you wish for.

Well, you know what, Chandler? I think you just gotta face it.

Well, you know, in here, anyone who...

Well, you know, these people are pros

Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream

Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear.

Well, you may want to steer clear of the word "dumped."

Well, you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights.

Well, you were not the only one there.

Well, you were pretty damned good. Ha, ha.

Well, you're right. These are the best oatmeal raisin cookies I've ever had.

Well, your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.

Well?

Well..

Well...

Wendy bailed. I have no waitress

Wendy, we had a deal.

Wendy. Wendy. Wendy!

WENUS. Ahem.

Were we at the same table? It's like...

Were you just full of it?

Were you planning on kissing me ever?

What "four of us"?

What a beautiful story.

What a neat idea! All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this.

What a tool

What about a hammer or a small blade?

What about everything you said under the bridge?

What about Glen?

What about the birds?

What about you? T ell me a story.

What am I doing?

What am I gonna do?

What am I supposed to do, huh? Call lmmigration?

What are we supposed to be seeing here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here? I've been trying to call you.

What are you doing tomorrow night?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.

What are you doing? You're gonna lose your job. This is not you!

What are you gonna do, suck the door open?

What are you guys doing here?

What are you guys doing here?

What are you guys doing out here?

What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.

What are you saying? I should shave again? Pick up some wine?

What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? One woman.

What are you up to tonight?

What are you, crazy?

What are you, crazy? That's a baby.

What bank is this?

What can I do? I don't want to screw it up with Ursula.

What did I ask?

What did I say?

What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?

What did you do with him?

What did you get?

What did you just say?

What did you mean by that?

What do I do? Everyone starts looking at me.

What do you got?

What do you mean "Joey who"?

What do you mean "This might be your only chance"? I'm only 26.

What do you mean, back to Jordy? We never landed on Jordy.

What do you mean, like, buy it together?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? We love Steve. Steve was sexy!

What do you say you and I do a little mingling?

What do you say?

What do you see?

What do you see?

What do you see? What do you see?

What do you think?

What do you think?

What do you think?

What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas?

What do you want me to do?

What do you want?

What does Bob look like? Is he tall, short?

What does she mean by "involved"?

What does she mean?

What does she think of your little science project?

What does this have to do with Chandler?

What does this mean?

What else did he say? Does he wanna go out?

What happened to "Forget relationships! I'm done with men!"

What happens if it doesn't work out?

What I wanted to say was...

What if I don't want to be a shoe?

What if I want to be a purse?

What if the baby needs him?

What is going on?

What is it with you and Aruba? Do you have a deal with the airlines?

What is it? Is there something unmarriable about me?

What is that? Something exploded.

What is this dive?

What is this dive?

What is this place?

What is up with the universe?

What is with you tonight?

What is, honey?

What juggling thing?

What kind of relationship do you imagine us having...

What kind of research?

What kind of stuff?

What makes you think that?

What rule? There's no rule.

What that Rachel did to her life. We ran into her parents at the club.

What that woman...

What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap out of me.

What the hell do you do on a real date?

What the hell were you thinking?

What was that?

What we did was wrong.

What were you doing seeing her boobies?

What were you going to say?

What would make you think that?

What would you do if you were omnipotent?

What you envy's a schwang

What you envy's a schwang

What you guys doing here?

What you guys don't understand is...

What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?

What, it's okay when Chandler does it?

What, not work out? I'm seeing her again on Thursday.

What, so I can't look nice? There might be doctors there.

What, uh?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Are you nuts? We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza

What? He's cute.

What? I could. I could do it. What is it?

What? I take credit for Paul.

What? I thought we were trying to find stuff.

What? It says I'm a sensitive, warm kind of guy.

What? It's just a phase.

What? Now?

What? That's it?

What? There was ice there that night with Carol?

What? We don't have shoes here?

What? Weather wise.

What? What can't you do?

What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women?

What? What? Hi.

What? What? What?

What? What's up?

What? You just click when they click.

What...? What were you thinking?

What'd he say that was so funny?

What'd you think?

What'll you do when you have a baby?

What'll you say to him?

What's a "niffle"?

What's a lesbian?

What's an elf to do?

What's going on now?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on? You go out with tons of girls.

What's going on...? Oh, my God.

What's messing you up? The wine?

What's my number?

What's she doing here?

What's that?

What's the big deal? Just say what you want to do to her

What's the deal with you and doctors? Is your father a doctor?

What's the matter?

What's the score?

What's this?

What's up with the simian?

What's up, man?

What's what you were afraid of?

What's wrong with the 20th?

What's wrong? Why so scrunchie?

Whatever I did, I only did because I love you so much.

Whatever we pick, she'd say it's the wrong one.

When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this?

When all of a sudden

When Barry was engaged to you, he and I...

When did "Rigatoni" get back from Rome?

When did it get so complicated?

When did you have it on last?

When do we get to meet him?

When he proposed, people said, "He'll do to you what he did to Rachel."

When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk.

When I first met you, I thought maybe...

When I got the right one, there was no answer.

When I invited you to this party, I didn't think it meant that we...

When I read Euphoria at Midnight, I wanted to become a writer.

When I was 8, I wouldn't let her have my Judy Jetson Thermos...

When I went there on what would've been our honeymoon...

When I'm with a woman, I need to know...

When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.

When she taught you to kiss, were you wearing any kind of little uniform?

When somebody steals your credit card...

When the phone rings and she takes a shower.

When they wanted you in your father's business, did you cave?

When we return, we 'Il talk with the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing.

When we talked, she said she'd already passed the mucous plug.

When we were having sex in that chair?

When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy.

When we were?

When you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards.

When you hold it, you feel right.

When?

Whenever.

Where are Phoebe and Joey?

Where are they?

Where are they? Where are they?

Where did you go, little kitty, kitty, kitty?

Where did you grow up?

Where did, uh, Paolo come from?

Where do you go?

Where exactly is your zoo?

Where have you been?

Where have you been?

Where have you been?

Where is he? He is supposed to be here.

Where she's going everyone else will be dressier?

Where were we?

Where were you standing?

Where were? Can we focus, please?

Where you going, Mr. Suit ey Man?

Where you going?

Where you guys going? Come on, one more game.

Where you have to have somebody right there in the middle of a theme park.

Where's Joey?

Where's my puck?

Which has nothing to do with it. I found out today

Which I'm not!

Which is bad, because?

Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.

Which one do you think she is?

Which one of us are you talking to there?

Which one?

Which ones?

Which ones?

Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.

Who am I going to ask?

Who am I? There's Father's Day. There's Mother's Day.

Who are they?

Who are those people?

Who are you?

Who cares? We'll eat at the sink. Come on.

Who did I just put as my in case of emergency person?

Who died? Who died?

Who is being loud?

Who lived in a shoe For a while

Who makes me...

Who wants to hear something ironic?

Who will I meet in a blackout?

Who?

Who?

Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?

Who's George Snuffleupagus?

Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me?

Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?

Who's gonna take the first shot?

Who's next?

Who's Rick?

Who's Rick?

Who's to say what's true?

Whoa

Whoa, back up there, sparky.

Whoa, what....

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's no room for milk.

Whoa, you cuddled? How many times?

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. Ooh, head rush. Oh.

Whoa. Who died?

Whoo.

Whose little ball of paper is this?

Why are you embarrassed? They were very nice boobies.

Why are you here?

Why are you so tan?

Why can't we talk and make love...

Why did I whoo hoo?

Why didn't you tell me?

Why do they have to become people? Why do they have?

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

Why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser?

Why don't I just join you both there?

Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare?

Why don't the four of us have dinner tonight? As friends.

Why don't you just get a roommate?

Why don't you tell them?

Why don't...?

Why have I never tasted these before?

Why is the air in here so negative?

Why not put poor little Tootie in the hall?

Why not?

Why not?

Why not? Come on.

Why should they meet him?

Why the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?

Why won't I be married when I'm 40?

Why would anybody do something like that?

Why would she say that's embarrassing?

Why would someone do that?

Why, because it'll get weird for everyone else? This is about us.

Why?

Why?

Why? Do you not like them?

Why? How much is this gonna cost?

Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?

Why? This was supposed to be a temp job

Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?

Why? Why would I? Why?

Why? Why would you want to do that? Why?

Why...

Why...? Why would you dream that?

Why'd you fill your father's head with garbage...

Will he know what this is in reference to?

Will you be my maid of honor?

Will you get me a white zinfandel and a glass of red for Janice?

Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff...

Will you help me? Please?

Will you just leave her the message?

Will you marry me?

Will you pick one? Just pick one.

With Alan again? How's it going?

With Barry it was safe and easy, but there was no heat.

With Carol?

With his museum and his papers getting published.

With Paolo, all there was, was heat.

With the balled up socks? I figured you taught him that.

With the holidays coming up. I wanted him to meet my family

With the right pumps, that would be a great little outfit.

With this ring, no contest.

With?

With?

WOMAN [OVER PA]: Dr. Max to Center 456

WOMAN [OVER PA]: This is the final boarding call for Flight 67 to San Diego..

WOMAN: That's fine. Thank you.

Women can see breasts anytime they want.

Women find you less threatening, they let their guards down...

Won't happen again. I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt your...

Woo hoo. First weekend away together.

Word has lost all meaning.

Work people?

Would anybody like more coffee?

Would it be okay if I asked out your sister?

Would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us?

Would it have been hard to say, "Morning, Luisa"...

Would they go with whites or with delicates?

Would things have been better if you'd just told her the truth?

Would you just stop humping me for two seconds? Marc... Would you...?

Would you let it go, Ross? It was just a dream.

Would you like to have dinner sometime?

Would you look at her?

Would you relax? Take a look around.

Wow, he's strict.

Wow, that guy's hairier than the chief.

Wow, that's, uh, dirty.

Wow, this is serious.

Wow, those pills really worked.

Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.

Wow, you worked in a mine?

Wow! Being dumped by you agrees with her.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Heh.

Wow. It's huge.

Yeah, 8:00.

Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, and I met this really hot single mom at the store. Ha, ha.

Yeah, and I'm just gonna pay for this with a check.

Yeah, and it's not that we don't like the comedian.

Yeah, any messages for room 226?

Yeah, but Janice? That was, like, the worst breakup in history.

Yeah, but the dents in his knuckles mean he's artistic.

Yeah, but you got him back. You were great.

Yeah, calm down.

Yeah, Chandler, you've been there for five years.

Yeah, could I just?

Yeah, for like six years.

Yeah, hi, I was just beeped.

Yeah, I can see you right now. Hello?

Yeah, I guess. I don't know.

Yeah, I just don't have a lot of chefing experience.

Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but, heh...

Yeah, I know. I'm just not that bright either.

Yeah, I know. Look at him.

Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry too.

Yeah, I miss you too.

Yeah, I think I've heard of that.

Yeah, I think we're ready for our first course too.

Yeah, I... No.

Yeah, I'd really like that.

Yeah, I'd say so.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, I'm fine. I saw Barry today.

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule.

Yeah, I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together.

Yeah, I'm single.

Yeah, is Sidney there?

Yeah, isn't he?

Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know?

Yeah, it's a Mercedes if I move back home.

Yeah, it's interesting.

Yeah, it's me.

Yeah, let's see.

Yeah, like that's a word.

Yeah, my neighbor. Yeah, the brunette.

Yeah, noisy boys.

Yeah, now that you kicked the sign...

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, right!

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking.

Yeah, she is.

Yeah, so what?

Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.

Yeah, thanks.

Yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Yeah, the doctor got the K out.

Yeah, they were gross.

Yeah, this one goes across the street. I must have given him yours.

Yeah, toast, oatmeal. Nothing that spatters.

Yeah, um, ahem...

Yeah, um, I was over there...

Yeah, um, may we help you?

Yeah, we all have jobs. That's how we buy stuff.

Yeah, we should get over there and see if she's okay.

Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.

Yeah, well, I mean, I had a great time with you.

Yeah, well, I might be if I had the supplies.

Yeah, well, now you're kind of not.

Yeah, well, Rachella's right. Yeah.

Yeah, well, we're kind of a thing now

Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian.

Yeah, well.

Yeah, well...

Yeah, what else?

Yeah, what is that? Like some kind of sexist guy thing?

Yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader!

Yeah, why don't you just have a seat here?

Yeah, why not?

Yeah, yeah. I think there is.

Yeah, you have homosexual hair.

Yeah, you know all those yummy noises? I wasn't faking.

Yeah, you promised.

Yeah, you too.

Yeah, you want 55 JUMBO.

Yeah, you wish.

Yeah! As soon as possible!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah? Good for you.

Yeah? Well, is that better?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. All of your W's were V's.

Yeah. Alrighty, bye bye.

Yeah. Go up to her and say, "Here's your egg back. I'm returning your egg."

Yeah. Ha, ha.

Yeah. I mean, it's been kind of quiet since Carol left, so...

Yeah. I mean, it's been kind of quiet since Carol left, so...

Yeah. I think you have to draw him out.

Yeah. It's my cat. Give me my cat.

Yeah. Monica, you know, I've been thinking about it.

Yeah. No, that's not what I was saying.

Yeah. Not the first two, but the second two....

Yeah. Why?

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

Years from now, school children will study it...

Yep, out like a light!

Yep, that's me. Heh. I am that stupid.

Yep.

Yep. You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus...

Yes, absolutely. Saturday night, all rules apply.

Yes, and I get my ya yas from KEA.

Yes, and she's very supportive.

Yes, another successful case for the love doctor.

Yes, bunny?

Yes, but there isn't always time.

Yes, fine. That is my penis.

Yes, Fran, I know what time it is...

Yes, he was some guy.

Yes, hold on.

Yes, I am sure.

Yes, I can. Because if I go, it means I have to break up with you.

Yes, I do. I really do.

Yes, I heard. Congratulations. That is so great.

Yes, I was.

Yes, indeedy.

Yes, it is, in fact, a dark vent.

Yes, it's working.

Yes, she is.

Yes, she is. Hold on a second, please.

Yes, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.

Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling.

Yes, we can play some other game. Like Pictionary?

Yes, we did. Everything's A okay.

Yes, we know how cruel a parent can be...

Yes, we'll be right down. Thank you.

Yes, you said that.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! He's watching a woman do this:

Yes! Way to go, man.

Yes! Yes, I did. But what I didn't say....

Yes?

Yes?

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. And that would be a shutdown.

Yes. Now is when you swoop.

Yes. Okay. Hold on.

Yes. Thanks for, uh, letting me use your phone...

Yes. Yes, I am.

Yes. Yes, it does.

Yes. Yes, she is.

Yet?

Yo ho!

You actually broke her watch?

You add a pinch of saffron, it makes all the difference.

You all right?

You always see these beautiful women with "nothing" guys.

You always wanted to go to colonial Williamsburg. How about we do that?

You and Bob, and me and my girlfriend...

You and I both know we are perfect for each other. Right?

You are a very bad man.

You are an idiot.

You are dead.

You are just like Jack.

You are not putting that on again.

You are really frightening me.

You are so stupid.

You are?

You are?

You barge in here and you don't knock?

You believe what a jerk Ross was being?

You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just because of me.

You betcha.

You better act surprised.

You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush.

You broke the code.

You by the door, in or out?

You can always come to Joey.

You can come in, but your filter tip buddy stays outside!

You can get them with jimmies or nuts or whipped cream.

You can go out with a creep any night of the year.

You can go. I'll get the information.

You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him.

You can see where he'd have trouble

You can smoke like this:

You can spot someone who's never seen his plays.

You can usually find them on the heaving beasts.

You can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle or Rocky and Rocky, or you can mix.

You can. It's like pulling off a Band Aid.

You can't deny it.

You can't go out there.

You can't live off your parents.

You can't live without me.

You can't tell him. There's so much I haven't done.

You chose the out of work actor business.

You come out there, you're a dead man.

You cook naked?

You could be on the Olympic "Standing There" team.

You could be one of those guys.

You could've sabotaged your marriage...

You decide.

You did it twice?

You did so. I swear. I swear to...

You did this part.

You did?

You did?

You didn't know Chi Chi.

You do know I was talking about you, right?

You don't agree.

You don't crush it?

You don't drink.

You don't even have cats.

You don't even know this guy.

You don't get a lot of "doy" these days.

You don't have insurance?

You don't have to be awake To be my man

You don't have to face the horrible pressures of this holiday...

You don't know how sorry. We promised to find this monkey.

You don't know?

You don't observe a dance class. You dance a dance class!

You don't plan these things.

You don't say.

You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.

You don't think my mom's sexy?

You don't think they'll judge me?

You don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those.

You don't want to work for a guy like that.

You dump Janice, I'll dump T ony.

You feel complete.

You finally get up the courage to do it.

You found Betty. Oh, my gosh. This is so great.

You get me so hot, I want your lips on me now.

You get the pretty one. I get the mess.

You get to sleep with her. I get the cramps.

You give Rossy the remote...

You go home with the baby. Where does that leave me?

You go on three auditions a month and you're an actor. Bob

You got any tweezers? I think I have a rogue hair.

You got away from me.

You got it.

You got it. Good woman.

You got married. You were like, what, 8?

You got me.

You got plugs.

You got the whole night?

You got way too much free time, man.

You gotta do it, man.

You gotta figure, at some point, it's gonna come together...

You gotta figure, at some point, it's gonna come together...

You gotta go up to her and say, Look, Rachel, I think...

You gotta let them make their own mistakes.

You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out...

You gotta whip it.

You guys are always hanging out in my apartment.

You guys are spending way too much time together.

You guys are the greatest. I love my sister.

You guys ready?

You guys wanna get some coffee?

You guys, he's beautiful.

You guys, I'm doing all new material tonight.

You guys, look! The one eyed jack follows me wherever I go.

You guys, look. Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots.

You had a nutty, chocolate y, kind of cake y, pie thing that

You had to be a bitch in school, instead of fat.

You had what?

You have a chance to be the bigger person here.

You have a window!

You have given me so much.

You have had the love of a woman for four years.

You have no idea how loud they are.

You have no idea who I am, do you?

You have no respect for privacy. No, you wait!

You have not changed.

You have to admit, when we go out with women we meet at the hospital...

You have to give them something, you know?

You have to pick your moments.

You have to put them together yourself, but they cost less.

You have to tell her. It's your moral obligation as a friend...

You haven't been out with a woman since Janice. You're doing this.

You in the back, you're getting it wrong!

You just asked me.

You just don't know you know it.

You just got him. How could he be an adult already?

You just have...

You keep saying that

You keep saying that, but there's something right here.

You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?

You kissed my best Ross.

You kissed my mom.

You knew about that?

You know how close women can get.

You know how the nurse said Nana had passed?

You know how we were talking before...

You know I'll be doing that at parties.

You know I'll be doing that at parties.

You know Marcel?

You know more than one Fun Bobby?

You know Paul?

You know that thing we put over here with the pin in it?

You know that thing when we talk about things?

You know that thing with the stuff?

You know the White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy?

You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?

You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed!

You know what I just realized? Joker is poker with a "J"!

You know what I love?

You know what I mean? It's Ross.

You know what?

You know what?

You know what? Be that as it may...

You know what? I better pass on the game.

You know what? I feel I learned something.

You know what? I think we can leave it at that.

You know what? I'll make a little Ross pile.

You know what? I'm gonna go.

You know what? This is just really expensive.

You know what? We thought you were different.

You know what? You don't want to spoil your appetite.

You know what's funny?

You know who our hero is?

You know, as someone who's recently been dumped.

You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I mean, uh, we ended up cuddling.

You know, day and night. And night and day.

You know, how I date all these women.

You know, I can't remember a time I smelled such a delicious combination of...

You know, I don't know what I'm looking for.

You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76

You know, I don't see that happening.

You know, I feel like I've lost her.

You know, I just always pictured myself doing something...

You know, I just thought I'd throw this out there. I'm no math whiz...

You know, I just, I just...

You know, I should probably just go.

You know, I think it's time for you to start using night cream.

You know, I was hoping for a little more enthusiasm.

You know, if you just wait another six and a half minutes...

You know, if you tilt your head to the left and relax your eyes...

You know, if you're gonna work late, I can look in on him for you.

You know, it was actually really great.

You know, it wasn't that big a deal. I mean, just balled up socks.

You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.

You know, it's even worse when you're twins.

You know, it's feeling a lot better. Thank you.

You know, it's sweet. It's romantic.

You know, just be there for her.

You know, just forget about what I said under the bridge.

You know, knowledge is a tricky thing.

You know, like a little fuzzy bear.

You know, like, uh, San Diego.

You know, like, um, okay:

You know, monogamy can be a tricky concept.

You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing. Boss Man Bing.

You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.

You know, Paolo's over there right now, so...

You know, Rachel, when you ran out on your wedding, I was there for you.

You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying...

You know, sometimes just things don't work out.

You know, that was a complete misunderstanding.

You know, that's pretty good.

You know, the karaoke thing? Tracy and I doing "Ebony and lvory"?

You know, these are... They are like a little corn envelope, you know?

You know, they used to like you a lot.

You know, things change. People change.

You know, this is still pretty hot.

You know, this kind of codependent, emotionally stunted...

You know, till I get back some of my massage clients

You know, we give and we give...

You know, when I saw you at the store last week...

You know, when I'm with her, I'm so much more than that!

You know, when, like, important decisions have to be made?

You know, you have goals. You have dreams.

You know, you read about it. You see it in the movies.

You know, you shouldn't even be here. It's a school night.

You know, you were right. I mean, I thought we were happy.

You know, you'd think I would.

You know, your insurance will cover that.

You know?

You know? And I'm never gonna forget about you.

You know? I just gotta figure out what I want.

You know? I mean, you...

You know? I need something that's more than a job.

You know.

You know...

You know...

You let your guard down. You start to care about someone, and..

You let your guard down. You start to care about someone, and..

You like him. I want her. He likes you.

You listen to me, Chandler. You listen to me.

You look down, and there they are.

You look good.

You look great.

You look great.

You look just like your grandmother. How old was she?

You love me, Chandler Bing.

You made it, or you're serving it?

You mean that?

You mean they're lovers?

You mean you wanna sign me?

You mean you're not gonna tell her how you feel?

You mean your earrings?

You mean, you know Paul like I know Paul?

You meant sex, right?

You must just wanna kiss him all over.

You never knew she was a lesbian?

You never know.

You obviously saw my personal ad.

You okay?

You okay?

You okay?

You owe me a cat.

You owe me a waffle.

You pick one.

You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in:

You probably didn't know this, but in high school..

You probably think it's about making love with your socks on, but it isn't.

You realize the odds of that happening are slimmer..

You remember Janice.

You remember the Lugwins?

You see what I mean?

You see, he's the prince.

You see, I was filling out my friend's form...

You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not, uh...

You serious?

You set me up with a woman I've dumped twice in the last five months.

You should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.

You should both know that he's a dead man.

You should call her fairly quickly.

You should feel great.

You should have seen him. "Read them and weep!"

You should have started with a pencil.

You should just do it. Just sweep and throw me. Heh.

You should've heard his stories.

You slept with her for seven years after that.

You spent Phoebe's birthday party talking to my breasts...

You start on the 1 5th date.

You stay here and wait by the phone.

You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet?

You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy.

You take your time.

You talked to your dad?

You think I'd tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?

You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?

You think?

You think? That's so nice.

You thinking maybe, heh heh?

You try to run out of the restaurant before she's finished the note.

You wait until they send a notice.

You wanna hear a freakish coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?

You wanna spell it out with noodles?

You want a job with Popular Mechanics?

You want me to break my foot too? I'll break it right now.

You want me. You need me.

You want some?

You want to tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

You wanted me to take them down...

You watched the show. What did you think?

You were great. But they still made fun of you.

You were right.

You were supposed to be in there so I'd see your thing!

You were telling me about Paris. It sounds wonderful.

You were this ugly little red thing.

You what?

You will care about it because I care about it. Got it? Good!

You wouldn't think so if you were 11...

You.

You'd be too, if you found these boots on sale..

You'd go out with someone going out with someone else?

You'd put that poor little creature in jail?

You'd read alone in your room. And your puzzles...

You'd tell me if you were moving out, right?

You'll beg. We'll laugh.

You'll find someone. I know you will. The right woman is waiting for you.

You'll go back to being who you were because that's who you are

You'll stick with this "all for her" thing?

You're a frightening, frightening man.

You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky?

You're angry. You're hurting.

You're definitely scaring her.

You're doing great.

You're doing it again.

You're doing this amazing independent thing.

You're going for fours. Chandler, could you? Thanks, man.

You're going out with the guy.

You're going to Minsk.

You're gonna be making money hand over fist.

You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.

You're gonna kill me.

You're gonna leave your shoes out here?

You're gonna make a great dad.

You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's.

You're good

You're having a baby. You don't stop for Chunkies.

You're having an affair, I chop garlic. It's a wacky world.

You're his father.

You're in.

You're independent and you always have been.

You're Iucky I caught them, or else who knows what would've happened?

You're kidding!

You're kidding?

You're kidding.

You're kidding. I spent three years in Amsterdam.

You're kidding. She seems so...

You're like my best friend. If we broke up, and I lost you

You're like... Like the anti Paolo.

You're making a mistake. San Diego's well and good...

You're my friend. I had to tell you.

You're nice Oh, God.

You're nice Oh, God.

You're not a senior?

You're not an artist.

You're not helping.

You're not him, you're you.

You're not the guy that asked for tea, are you?

You're not the only one. We don't know where we're going.

You're off in "Rachel Land," doing your "Rachel Thing"...

You're one of the most caring, responsible men in North America.

You're right. I mean, you're right.

You're right. I'm sorry. You're right.

You're right. It's going into the ground.

You're sitting there with her. She has no idea.

You're so funny!

You're so much cuter than your pictures.

You're the most generous man I ever met.

You're the one that hires them and fires them.

You're wasting your time.

You're way off.

You're wrong! Why would I marry her...

You're, like, the guy in the big office, you know?

You're.... What?

You've been more like a...

You've been more than just a pet to me.

You've been postdating your Friday numbers.

You've been so good for three years!

You've got a couple changes in your schedule.

You've got Carol tomorrow

You've got to do something about the humping.

You've got to help me. My monkey swallowed a K.

You've got to listen to every word she says.

You've got to think about the day some kid will go:

Young to be a doctor.

Your "not a real date" is with Paul, the wine guy?

Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30.

Your Dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick?

Your dad's in love. The worst part is, it's with two different women.

Your father is no James Bond.

Your folks are really that bad, huh?

Your friends are just looking after you.

Your grandmother would've hated this.

Your little creature's got the remote again.

Your mom was arrested?

Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business.

Your sister stood me up the other night.

Your sister, Ursula.

Your turn.

Your turn.

Your whole face is getting red. Veins popping out of your temple!

Yours. I just got 43 points for kidney.

0 for 2, huh?

1 7 14, Giants. Three minutes to go in the third.

50% off.

...a quality. A quality. Great.

...in. Hello, sweetheart.

...she needs to hear me pee? Why don't you call her?

...when my time comes Dad.

"Ooh," what? Ma Thurman.

"Stopped for a Chunky." Let it go, Ross.

A little. Just a little.

A lot. Mm hm.

A monkey. Yes, have you seen any?

A picture of Scotty Jared, naked. Let me see.

Aah! ROSS: Celia, don't worry.

About how good your cards were. I was bluffing.

About what? He's planning your birthday party.

About what? My surprise party.

Absolutely. Yeah, I think, for us...

Ah, the other Jack. Yeah, right.

Ahem. Okay, sit down here. Sit down. Okay.

Ahem. You ready? Yeah.

Airmail. Airplane. Airport. Airport '75!

Alan. He was unbelievable!

All right, let's talk reality for a second. Okay.

All right, now you say something. I, uh... I really don't think so.

All right! Your money's mine, Greene. Your fly's open, Geller.

All right. Look, look, look. My first paycheck.

All right. Bye bye. Bye bye.

All right. Check. Check.

All right. Look, I'll start, okay? Joey, please.

All right. Okay. I gotta go. Mm hm.

All we want is two caffe lattes. And some biscotti cookies.

All we want is two caffe lattes. And some biscotti cookies.

All you envy's a schwang Come on, you guys.

All you want is a dinkle Not that song!

Am I allowed to drink anything? Ice chips.

Am I out of control? Just a touch.

And again and again and again. And again.

And Andrew is? He's...

And I can't break up with you. Oh, yes. Yes, you can.

And something else. Saltines?

And sometimes when it's freezing DAVID: I'm being honest here.

And then you put your arms around me. Oh, oh. Sorry.

and tied it around my neck. Cookie?

And when he looks at you... Okay. Okay, Pheebs.

And who do you like? Celtics.

And you said Daryl Hannah... Darryl Hannah.

And? It's pretty ugly.

Any contact? She lent me an egg once.

Any cookies left? Yeah.

Anything else I should know? Nope. That's it.

Anything you want from Lisbon? Just knowing you're there is enough.

Anyway, 7 ish? Sure

Are these the shoes? Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.

Are we okay now? Yeah.

Are you all right? Yeah.

Are you gonna go over there? No. Yeah. No.

Are you gonna tell him? Why would I tell him?

Are you guys gonna be okay? We'll be fine.

Are you okay, kiddo? Yeah, I'm okay.

Are you okay? I think so.

Are you seeing her again tonight? Yep, Ice Capades.

Are you sure you're okay? Yeah.

Are you trying to be clever? You're so threatened by me.

Are your hands still wet? They're moist.

At the nurse's station. I'll get it!

Barry? BARRY: Come on in.

Bath salts would be nice. Oh, okay. Good.

Because, um... You're that stupid.

Bob Buttons? Uh huh.

Break up with Ronni I can't!

Breathe. Breathe.

Brooklyn Heights. Cleveland.

Burning's good. Burning's good.

But I haven't used my card in weeks. That is the unusual activity.

But I just want to... No, but you can't.

But I just want... Ah ah.

But I'm a little relieved. Relieved?

But we'd like to try poker again. Yes, I think we should

But we're fine. Absolutely.

But you could teach us. No.

But you tell it really well, sweetie. Thanks. Okay.

But... But, but?

But... No "but." No "but."

Bye bye. Good luck, you guys.

Bye, everybody. Bye.

Can I get you some coffee? Decaf.

Can I just say one thing? What?!

Can we come in? Yeah, come on.

Can we start throwing things in? Um, yeah, okay.

Can you call back? All right. Come on.

Can't I whimper a little bit? Whimper.

Carol, Kristen. How do you do?

Carol. Not me. It's a little complicated.

Chandler Or hold it in your mouth.

Chandler? Couldn't be more out.

Check it out. Giants Cowboys. You're watching football at a funeral?

China? For the museum. Someone found a bone.

Come on in. Thanks.

Come on up. Behind my brother's back?

Come on, drop the towel. RACHEL & PHOEBE: Drop the towel.

Come on, this might be good. I don't know.

Come on. Let's go, come on.

Come on. No.

Could I have? We're all out. Anybody else?

Could I have? We're all out. Anybody else?

Could've been a peach. Then we, uh...

Definitely not his mother. Oh, no

Did you ever see Dead Poets Society? Uh huh.

Did you have any idea? No, none!

Did you tell her I wasn't? No.

Did you try calling her? I've been trying for two days.

Do you all promise? We promise.

Do you have a plan? I don't even have a "pla."

Do you have a sec? Uh, sure, Nina. What's up?

Do you want me to shuffle those? That's okay, I'm gonna give it a go.

Do you want my tinfoil hat? No, you need that.

Do you want to know? No, no, no.

Do you? No.

Does anyone wanna see? No, thanks!

Does he know? Who?

Does it still hurt? Yeah.

Does this hurt? No.

Doesn't that make me seem? Desperate? Needy? Pathetic?

Don't go. Okay.

Don't say it. ...in love with you.

Don't you have to pee? That's why I'm dancing.

Don't you respect your body? Don't you see what you're doing?

Done with the bookcase. All finished.

Dr. Oberman. Dr. Oberman. Okay, and is he...?

Each. That's right. Each.

Ethan? Yeah?

Every 4 minutes, lasting 55 seconds. 59 seconds. Quartz.

Everybody's expecting to see me. IKnow what?

Everything will be all right

Excuse me, miss. It's Phoebe.

Excuse me? Sure, sure.

Feel better. We're gonna be late, sweetie.

Fifteen more seconds. 14, 13, 12 Count faster.

Five. Five.

Flupie? Yeah.

For all we know, he's horribly Hey, Joey!

Forget about her. He's right.

Forget it. I'm with Bob now. Bob? Who the hell's Bob?

From who? You.

Fun Bobby, your ex boyfriend, Fun Bobby? Yeah.

Funny story. You're not gonna believe this.

Get down. Get down?

Get up. Let's get some coffee. Okay, because we never do that.

Get your hands out of there! I've had dates like this.

Girls, sit down. Aunt Iris, this is Phoebe and Rachel.

Give it to me. I'm not giving you a cigarette

Give me my monkey back! It's mine.

Give me that! No. You've got options.

Give them to me. All right, we'll share.

Give them to me. This is not worth it.

God help us. What?

Good morning. Good morning.

Good night, everybody. Good night.

Good night. Good night.

Good night. Good night.

Good to meet you. You too.

Good. JOEY: Hmm?

Goodbye, Janice. Kiss me.

Got me. That's Nana right there in the middle.

Great. Relax. I'll fix it.

Guess what? You got a job?

Ha, ha. Yeah.

Ha, ha. How is that possible? Think about it. It's always on the news.

Hand me the cards! Can I?

Happy birthday, pal. We love you, man.

Happy birthday. Hang in there. Thanks.

Has anybody seen my engagement ring? Yeah, it's beautiful.

Has her water broken yet? I don't know.

Have you called her? She'd know I like her. That's crazy.

He finally asked you out? Yes!

He forgot to Ieave his grip size. He didn't get the goggles.

He is? And way out of your league.

He may be now. I hit him with my car. My God, really?

He pooped in my shoe. Which one?

He's falling in love with her. You won't lose him.

He's funny. He's He's a he?

He's got his claws on my... Yeah, all right.

He's in China! The country.

He's in! He's in? Ah!

Heh. Come on. This is us. I'm not.

Hello, Paul. Hi. Paul, is it?

Hello, Rachel. Ugh

Hello? Oh, sorry.

Help! Come on!

Her machine. Answering machine?

Here goes. You'll do it?

Here we go. Have a good breakup.

Here we go. Here we go. Rossy. Rossy.

Here you go. Good luck! Thank you.

Here, here. Marcel? Marcel? I can't stand this.

Here's 10. I got 5.

Here's a picture of me. Oh, let me see.

Hey, Angela. Joey.

Hey, Chandler. Hello, Mr. Bing.

Hey, gorgeous. Hey.

Hey, guys. Hey.

Hey, Janice. Hi, Monica.

Hey, Janice. My God, I am so glad you called me.

Hey, Lizzy. Hey, weird girl.

Hey, look, we're on that TV thing. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Hey, man. Hey, buddy.

Hey, Mr. Trib. Hey, good morning, dear.

Hey, Ross, look what I got going here. Yeah, save it for the cab, okay?

Hey, Ross. Hey.

Hey, what's going on? CHANDLER: Oh, we just...

Hey, who's this little naked guy? That little naked guy would be me.

Hey. Hey

Hey. Hey, Pheebs.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hi, Pheebs.

Hey. CHANDLER: Hey.

Hey. GROUP: Hey.

Hey. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Hi, guys. Hey, Phoebe.

Hi, I'm Monica. Hi.

Hi, Joey. Hey.

Hi, Max. Yoko.

Hi, Monica. Franny, welcome back.

Hi, Nina. Come on in. You wanted to see me?

Hi, Steve. Hello, Monica.

Hi! Coffee?

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi. May I help you?

Hi. We found the girl!

Hi. Remember us? Mm hm.

Hi. This is my friend Rachel. Hi.

Hold on. You knew? Of course I knew. What do you think?

Hope you find your monkey. No, wait!

How about Ben? I like Ben.

How about these? That's really a day shoe.

How about this? Aah!

How about with the baby's name? Marlon...

How are you, Mom? Me? I'm fine, fine.

How are your contractions? I love them.

How could you Iet this happen? I don't know.

How could you lose him? I don't know!

How did it go? Awful. Awful.

How did it go? Not so good.

How did you get there? I believe this piece of furniture was fine...

How did you know that? It's textbook.

How did you pay? Credit card.

How do I look? Oh, um...

How do you do that? I hate you.

How do you do that? It's like a gift.

How do you feel? I feel great.

How do you get a monkey into a zoo? I know that one!

How do you want your burgers? Presents first!

How long are you in the city? Two days. I got a job.

How long? Just a couple hours.

How many do you want? One.

How many have you had? I don't know. A million!

How was Florida? You had sex, didn't you?

How you doing? Hey, Dad.

How'd it go? Excellent!

How'd that happen? My God!

How'd you know I was here? Your mom called me.

How's it going? Good.

How's it going? MONICA: Don't stare.

How's my favorite parenting team? Dr. Franzblau.

How's this? Eek!

I am 26. There you go.

I am not a baby. Be serious.

I am? Sure. Why not?

I brought alphabet soup. Pick out the vowels?

I can go on pretending Okay!

I can't believe it. Yeah, yeah. They even do you.

I can't believe this conversation. Just try to picture her not pregnant.

I can't believe we're discussing this. I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief.

I can't believe what I'm hearing. Can't believe what I'm hearing

I can't do this. I know you can.

I can't sleep in my underwear. Well, you're gonna.

I can't tell the baby to wait. Oh, God.

I can't. Please, just... Okay. Stay.

I couldn't. Good for you.

I did, but... You seek me out.

I did. I think so, yeah.

I didn't know you could dance! You were in a play!

I didn't know you could dance! You were in a play!

I didn't know you had another level. I know. Neither did I!

I didn't know. Yeah.

I didn't tell anybody that I knew you. Why not?

I don't have a monkey. Then what's with the bananas?

I don't know if I'm hungry or horny. Then stay out of my freezer.

I don't know this one. This is my friend Roger.

I don't know. Is this about her...

I don't know. Then you haven't.

I don't know. Then you shouldn't go.

I don't mean that bad. Oh, no. I'm a fabulous mom.

I don't think so. Hello, it's not gonna be Helen Geller.

I don't want you taking that thing. Where do I stay? Here?

I don't! I'm ready to commit anytime. Really?

I feel a little sneezy MAX: You're right.

I feel so Naughty.

I got a job. Hey, that's great.

I got an interview! You're kidding! Where?

I got it! Hey, hey, we got it! Hey!

I got it. I got it. I'm doing it.

I got no sleep last night

I got you What?

I got you the foot massager. I shaved you.

I guess. Are you sure?

I have to give you something. No, you don't

I have to go to China. The country?

I have to. Look, she's leaving.

I haven't done that in a while. Is it a date if she doesn't know?

I know. I can't believe you did this.

I know. You know?

I love you, but it's getting late Say hi. Hey, Ma.

I mean, how perfect is that? Ross...

I mean, I think it'll be fine. It will not. We'll get in trouble.

I mean, what about you? Me? I'm fine

I miss her. Here, Pheebs.

I need some moisturizer. For what?

I never really noticed. Oh, yeah, yeah. Listen for it.

I read to you. I sang.

I say we blow off the dates. What? Monica, they are cute.

I see, so you were lying. About what?

I should go. Okay.

I think he's across the hall. Thanks.

I think he's shy. Oh, yeah?

I think it's insane. She'll love it.

I think it's romantic. Me too. Oh!

I think this could be "it." Really?

I think we're ready for some tequila. I know I am.

I think you'd remember that! Oh, yes!

I thought it'd be a closed casket. It doesn't mean she can't look nice.

I thought she had a hard quality. A hard quality.

I thought that was just a rumor. RACHEL: True story.

I thought you talked to Rick. It's not Rick.

I was hoping you wouldn't remember. Oh.

I was laughed out of 12 interviews. You're surprisingly upbeat.

I will not take this abuse. You're right, I'm sorry.

I wrote you this poem. Aw.

I'll be fine. I hope she'll be happy. No, you don't.

I'll do it. Want help?

I'll even let you ring the bell. Wohoo!

I'll flip you for it. Flip me for it? No, no, no.

I'll give you that money back. Really?

I'll pick something else up. There you go.

I'll see you guys later. Off to see young Ethan?

I'll take a look at him. Oh, thank you.

I'm fine, by the way. I'm sorry.

I'm fine, I'm fine. All right.

I'm fine. I'm fine. Are you sure?

I'm flying! Tell him I'm the one who blew it!

I'm getting good at this. Excellent!

I'm going to China. Jeez, you say one thing, and....

I'm gonna check up on your friend. That's fine.

I'm happy for you? Well, don't be!

I'm having a baby in there! Hello!

I'm having a boy. I'm having a boy. Yes!

I'm in for 50 cents. Call.

I'm in. I couldn't be in er.

I'm in. Me too.

I'm just serving it. I'll have a cup of coffee.

I'm not at all surprised about that. That's why you're so great.

I'm not fine. Here she is. Wait here, okay? Breathe.

I'm not losing. You're definitely losing.

I'm not telling. Show them.

I'm only 26, and I'm divorced! Shut up!

I'm out of here! Wait!

I'm pregnant. Pregnant.

I'm right. Right? Yeah, let her dangle.

I'm so sorry. No, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. That's too bad.

I'm sorry you misunderstood. Oh, my God.

I'm sorry, I gotta go. I'm sorry. But....

I'm sorry! That is it!

I'm sorry. Oh, she's sorry. I feel better.

I'm sorry. Have it, I don't want it. Split it?

I'm sorry. That's not funny. No, it's just...

I'm very aware of my tongue. Come on.

I've even got Animal Control. You called Animal Control?

If only he were a woman. Yeah.

if they never get to meet the guy. I know.

In bed? No.

Instead of That's right!

Is there someone else? No, there is no one else.

Is Tony Randall dead? I don't think so.

Isn't he great? He's cute. He likes you so much.

It is? Mm hm.

It looks like a boat. A boat.

It was a really beautiful service. It really was.

It was such a long time ago. Okay, fine. All right.

It was this raw, animal, sexual Right. I got it.

It was. Then what's the problem?

It'll just stay in. Ha, ha. Carol, honey. Shh.

It's all my fault. No, it's mine.

It's an expression. No, it's not.

It's been a long day. Oh, sure.

It's definitely her. Yeah.

It's for Ursula. Sure, yeah. Okay, it fits.

It's gonna be really hard. He'll get over it.

It's me. It's Chandler.

It's okay. Thanks. Let me do something

It's Paolo calling from Rome. Oh, my God! Calling from Rome!

It's Phoebe. And Rog!

It's poker, so only guys can play? No. Women can play.

It's the Statue of Liberty! Right!

It's very clean. Really, it looks great!

Joey came in You knew about this?

Joey, get out of the fridge. JOEY: All right, all right.

Joey's mom's on the phone. In the bathroom.

Just calm down. Calm down? Calm down?

Just leave my aura alone, okay? Fine, be murky.

Kind of a symbolic gesture. Rachel, that was a library card.

Know my ears aren't my best feature? Some days it's all I can think about.

Know what I like most? What?

Last night. Really?

Let me get you some coffee. Thanks.

Let's not do that anymore. Okay.

Let's say you and I give it another shot. Ross.

Lights still out? Yeah

Listen Out!

Listen, uh, give me back my puck. No.

Look, he's got Ross haircut. Let me see.

Look, Rach, we don't have to do this. Yes, we do.

Look. What does he look like?

Lots of responses. Really? Sure, we have scones left!

Love you

Ma! What are you doing here? I came to give you this and this!

Marcel, this is for you. Oh.

Marlon. ...if it's a boy. Minnie, if it's a girl.

May I help you? Oh, no, thanks.

Maybe I should just go. Maybe you should.

Maybe I'll know when I see him. All right, does this help?

Me neither. I'm mad at you too.

Me, again? Sure. Why not?

Me. Ah.

Melanie called. She'll be late. Okay.

Michael. Rachel.

Mindy. Hey, you.

Minsk? Minsk. It's in Russia.

Miss Leonard, I'm so Oh, boy.

Mm hm. Aah!

Mm hm. Ha, ha.

Mm. Good. MONICA: Yeah?

Mon, got any more of those salmon? You want to eat or play poker?

Monana? Yeah.

Monica? Yes?

Morley Safer. JOEY: Nope.

Morning. Morning, Paul.

Morning. We ready to go? Don't we look nice all dressed up?

Mrs. Bing. Mr. Geller.

Multiple orgasms! There you go.

My God, this is so exciting! I know.

My God. Are you sure?

My uncle Marcel. Is that who the monkey's named after?

Never

Nice earrings. Thank you.

Nice hat. Thanks.

Nina. Mr. Douglas.

No one will be able to tell. My mom will.

No plans, huh? Not a one!

No problem. I'm not done yet.

No way! No way did you do this! Monana was very brave.

No, 10:00! What?

No, come here. Just give me my puck. No, no, no.

No, I fold. What do you mean, you fold?

No, I gotta go home sometime. Are you gonna be okay?

No, I'll get it. No, I'm getting it.

No, I'm fine. Thanks. See you.

No, I'm just Maybe there's someone else.

No, it really should be burgundy. Unless we go with a different dress.

No, no, no. Oh.

No, no. Yes, it is. Carol, hi.

No, they will. I just.... Can't wait!

No, we're fine. Okay.

No, what's wrong? Come on. Okay.

No, you can't I have the 10 of spades! Here.

No, you can't do that. Don't need them. I'm going for fours.

No, you won't. No, we won't.

No. No.

No. No.

No. No.

No. Not at all.

No. Show them!

No. You are.

No. You made coffee, you can do anything.

No. You sure?

No. Give me the bears. Well, then you can't have any.

No. I'm having... I'm having a baby! Oh. Oh!

No. RACHEL & PHOEBE: Ew!

Nobody told me. No, I know.

Not at all. No.

Not me. No, no, me neither.

Not necessarily. Yes, necessarily.

Nothing wrong about that. Oh. Ha, ha

Nothing. I was just saying... Could you speak up?

Now, this may hurt. Me?

Now? Now? Right now. Just...

Of course! Oh. Then, no.

Of course. That's so great.

Oh, a little. Mm hm

Oh, and... Carol, why are you here, Carol?

Oh, boy, do they suck. Listen, lady

Oh, come on, Luisa. Sorry, prom queen.

Oh, don't do that. Please?

Oh, God, don't tell me I did it wrong. No.

Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. No, don't touch that

Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this! Okay, quick and painful.

Oh, God. Oh. Oh.

Oh, good for you! Congratulations!

Oh, good for you. Yeah, it is.

Oh, good, Rach. Thank you.

Oh, great. What is it?

Oh, he's like a big disgusting pig... Yeah, like a...

Oh, he's so cute. Oh, George, baby, drop the towel.

Oh, I can't pass for 22? Well, maybe 25, 26.

Oh, man. My dad's gonna kill me. Wait.

Oh, my God, I'm late! Oh, no!

Oh, my God! Let me see!

Oh, my God! Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, my God! What?

Oh, my God! What?

Oh, my God. I know. I'm such an idiot.

Oh, my God. I'm having a...!

Oh, my God. Yeah, I know.

Oh, my God. You want me to take this back?

Oh, my pleasure. You're welcome.

Oh, oh. Chandler. Oh. Yeah, you do.

Oh, Pheebs... Um, okay.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh, so you're divorced? No.

Oh, sorry. That's okay. I'm fine.

Oh, sure it is. Oh, no, it isn't.

Oh, thanks. Sure.

Oh, that's great. That is great. Ha, ha.

Oh, that's... I'm gonna have a nephew.

Oh, Urs. But, yeah, so it's not gonna work.

Oh, yeah. MONICA: Okay, look.

Oh! Oh! MONICA & RACHEL: Ha ha ha.

Oh. But I don't. Me, Phoebe.

Oh. Hi.

Oh. The actress.

Oh. What's going on with you?

Oh. Yes, that's right.

Oh. Hello, Ross. Susan.

Oh. It's 2:30 in the morning. Yeah. Get out.

Oh. Rachel, it's the Visa card people. RACHEL: Oh, okay. Will you take my place?

Oh. So did you shave your legs? Yeah.

Oh. The kid has it. The kid?

Oh. Uh, listen, about tonight... No, no, don't you dare bail on me.

Okay, come here. I hate this. Thank you. I love you.

Okay, got the vent open. Hi, I'm Ben.

Okay, hating this. Monica, come on, now. Let's go.

Okay, he's a senior in college. College?

Okay, I'm gonna be out there. Okay

Okay, I'm just gonna say it. Okay.

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Aah!

Okay, let me just change. Yes.

Okay, Pheebs, they're gone. Okay.

Okay, you're right, this wasn't worth it. Thank you.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. All right, Phoebe? Okay, okay.

Okay. All right. I have a question then. Yeah.

Okay. Here you go. Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow.

Okay. I'll call you. I don't think you mean that.

Okay. Okay. PHOEBE: Okay

Okay. Ooh, I'm on. Okay.

One more game? Oh, yeah.

Ooh. Oh, yeah.

Otherwise, I just ignore it. What about Andre?

Ow, ow, ow, ow! Okay, okay.

Paper cut! Paper cut! Here.

Pardon? Nothing.

Petrie. Petrie. Right, right, okay.

Pheebs, how many do you want? I just need two.

Pheebs, what about you? Oh, um, Milwaukee.

Pheebs? Yeah?

Pheebs? Yeah.

Phoebe, what's the matter? Nothing. I'm sorry.

Phoebe, you're on. Oh. Oh, good.

Phoebe? Yeah, I'm out.

Phoebe? PHOEBE: What?

Phoebe. Hi. Hi, Max. Do you know everybody?

Pig man. Yes, good. Okay.

Please. I don't!

Please. No, really.

Probably. Really?

Push. Push. We're here. We're here.

Put it out! I'm putting it out!

Rach, did you proofread these? Yeah. Why?

Rach, I can cancel. Please, go, I'll be fine.

Rach? Yeah?

Rachel, he's not a sandwich. No, he's a banker with opera tickets.

Rachel? Barry?

Rachel? Oh, Monica! Thank God!

Ready? Mm hm.

Really stupid. Really stupid.

Really, I'll pay you back this time. Where's this money coming from?

Really? Mm hm.

Really? No.

Really? Yeah, we played. We watched TV.

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yeah.

Really? Go on! It's Paul, the wine guy!

Really. Oh, yeah. I'm sure of it.

Remember when we were in high school? Yeah.

Remember you and Tony Demarco? Oh, yeah

Remembered what? It was months ago.

Ride them, cowboy. I'm sorry!

Right. Yes, you are.

Ring, damn it, ring. Thanks.

Ross, is this your fantasy? No, of course not.

Ross, that's my jacket. I know.

Ross, you remember Susan. How could I forget?

Ross, you're so great. Oh, ha, ha.

Ross! Excuse me, pardon me. Your boarding pass?

Ross? I'm here.

Ross? I'm hurt.

Ross? I'm very in.

Ross? Yes, yes.

Ross. Listen, uh...

Ross. So, um...? So how's this going to work...

Rough day, huh? You have no idea.

Say her Leg?

Say you never feel like a father. Uh huh.

See you later. I'll walk with you.

See? Huh.

Seven hundred bucks! All right, you did it!

She said yes. Ahem.

She started it. He did.

She. Of course, "she."

She's not here yet. What's with the guitar?

She's out having drinks with Carl. Hey, who's Carl?

She's so peaceful. Yeah.

She's unbelievable. Her mother's Okay, relax.

She's your mom. Exactly. Weekend at Bernie's.

Shh! Shh!

Shut up

Shut up! We're not saying anything.

Since then? No, it's only been six years.

So back to your place? Uh huh.

So did I hear "Poconos"? Yes.

So did you see who won the game? The Knicks by 10. They suck.

So how could we resist? Oh, that's great.

So how'd it go? You know how you think you're great?

So now you're just kind of tidying up. Okay, what the hell? What the hell?

So, Joey, are you okay? Yeah, I guess.

So, Monica, how's the ankle? It's, uh...

So, what do you want? You.

So, what does this mean? We're gonna be laying off people.

So, what's going on? Nothing.

So, what's new? Still a... A lesbian?

So? I missed him.

So? So I'm guessing you had an extra ticket...

So? So they still seem normal.

So... Just us.

So... Uh huh?

Something else like a snowflake? Yeah, yeah.

Sorry. How are things going?

Sorry. I'm Phoebe.

Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Sorry. How about over here? Oh!

Spit. What?

Start with that, we're out of here. Please don't spoil all this fun.

Stay. Stay.

Steer clear of you. That's right

Stegosaurus! Tyrannosaurus!

Step back. We have a winner.

Such a pig. Oh, God, he's such a pig.

Suck fest. Total chick flick.

Sure, that would be good. All right.

Sure! Sure.

Sure. Fine.

Sure. Of course. Absolutely.

Susan and I live together. I was married to her.

Susan is Carol's friend. Life partner.

T ry to look through it. Unfocus your eyes.

Take it with you. We haven't had a second date...

Take off their hats. Popes in a Volkswagen!

Taste this. Is there too much rum? Just a second.

Ten dollars an hour. Nope.

Thank God. Food.

Thank you so much. Stop.

Thank you, Aunt Phoebe. Aww.

Thank you, Melanie. This one right here is from me.

Thank you. Cappuccino.

Thank you. Good luck.

Thank you. Thank you. Here.

Thank you. We were playing poker

Thanks for everything, Mon. No problem.

Thanks, Chandler. Get off!

Thanks, Ross. I'm paying you to stop.

Thanks, sweetie. No problem.

Thanks. And if you need anything else I...

Thanks. No, thank you.

Thanks. See what you did?

That could be it. Oh, God.

That is amazing. Congratulations.

That is great! Congratulations.

That is so not true. Oh, it is.

That makes more sense. You think?

That night, we, uh, had... Peaches?

That's a good one! Hey

That's all you wanted to ask? That's all.

That's funny. Yeah.

That's great! What's the part?

That's it? Yeah, it was really hard.

That's it. I'm getting cigarettes. No!

That's nice. That's nice.

That's not the baby, is it? Her water broke. Calm down.

That's sweet. I knew you had Rockys.

That's tough to beat. I thought we had it!

The cleansing worked. MONICA: You're right.

The Etch A Sketch is from you? Actually, me.

The game, Rachel. You owe us money. Right.

The job is perfect! I can do this. That's great!

The phone, the phone! The phone. I don't have the phone. Aah!

The telescope guy's doing it again. Oh, my God.

The wine guy. I didn't catch your name. Paul?

The woman who cuts my hair. JOEY: No

Then she told a funny story. Great, tell us and we'll laugh.

There was nudity. I meant female nudity.

There were two sets of Iips. I expect this from her.

There you go. Second date.

There's really money in here. I know.

There's this guy she met at The coffeehouse? Right.

They do me? Yeah.

They still say you're a great boss. They do?

They think you're a little What?

They'll be here. They wouldn't miss this.

They're close. Close? Her tongue's in his ear.

They're just talking. Does he look upset?

Thing? Thing. Yes, thing.

Think it'll work? It's suicide. The man's got an egg.

Think she got fired at Riff's? No, we were there last night.

This has been fun. Yes.

This is a big break for me! You're right. It is.

This is all way too No, we can go to Aruba.

This is Ben. Hi, Ben.

This is every guy's fantasy! That's not true!

This is just occurring to you? I always knew I was having a baby.

This is Monica... Hi.

This is Rachel. Yeah, okay.

This is so unfair. Why is it unfair?

This is so your fault. How is this my fault?

This is very important. All right. What's the message?

This is your baby. Heh.

This woman's living my life. What?

Three. Two. Who the hell is Jordy? Your son.

Time to start pushing. But they're not here yet.

Tribbiani. Joey Tribbiani.

Turned out it was a hat. Cat!

Twice? Oh, that sucks.

Two years. Wow.

Uh huh. Oh, oh, oh!

Uh huh. See? All right, you two, stop it.

Uh oh. What?

Uh oh. What?

Uh uh. Uh huh.

Uh, four. Four.

Uh, ow. Sorry. Um...

Uh, Pheebs? Yeah?

Uh, sorry, it's not. Then, no, thanks.

Um, excuse me? Yeah?

Um, Liam Neeson. No.

Um... Stat.

Unless... What?

Wait, you're not G. Stephanopoulos? No.

Was he wearing a stunning blue suit? And a power tie?

Was that the cake? Yeah.

We certainly do. It's going to be a... Hey, hey!

We ended up having sex in his chair. You had sex in his chair?

We got a bookcase. It's beautiful.

We hate that guy! We hate him!

We have apple cinnamon "Dear Ms. Greene...." Yeah, yeah! No.

We have to talk. There it is!

We just got the message. Is he all right?

We know what we want. Oh, that's good.

We should do something. Whistle. I'm not whistling.

We wanna know. Come on!

We were... Sit. Just sit down. Sit.

We're sorry, Pheebs. Okay.

We've got to settle

Weekly Estimated... Oh, Net Usage Statistics.

Well, hello. Welcome to Monica's. Hello.

Well, how do you feel? Pretty good.

Well, I ended up telling her everything. Ooh. How'd she take it?

Well, I'm gonna order a pizza. No!

Well, it does not ring a bell with me. Huh.

Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack. Ha, ha.

Well, it's rum and... Okay.

Well, thanks for the books. No problem. Okay.

Well, you'll have to wait your turn. Well, how long do you think it'll be?

What about it? Give me my monkey back!

What about Mindy? Way better than Mindy.

What about time difference? From here to the airport?

What are we gonna do? There's not much we can do.

What are we shushing? We're shushing...

What are we sorry about? I don't know.

What are you doing here? Um, well, Max told me about Minsk.

What are you doing? Chopping garlic.

What are you doing? Getting comfortable.

What are you doing? I have no idea.

What are you gonna do? Just a tranquilizer.

What are you gonna make? Yummy noises.

What are you gonna you do? You have to tell her.

What are you playing with? It's my new beeper.

What are you talking about? Don't feel bad

What are you talking about? Keep it! It's not mine.

What code? You don't kiss your friend's mom.

What did they do? It's nothing

What do you bet? I bet $2.

What do you got there? Just a hearing disability.

What do you mean? Lose the other guys.

What do you need? 15.

What do you want me to say? I don't know.

What does she do? She's a waitress.

What happened to the puppet guy? Dad.

What happened? I don't know. I mean...

What have you done to him? That's my monkey. That's Patty.

What I meant was You don't mind if I eat, do you?

What is it? The Estelle Leonard T alent Agency.

What is that? For the ride.

What is that? Please! So then, how could you?

What is this? I'm smoking!

What surprise party? Oh, stop it. Joey already told me.

What the hell was that? Phoebe just started

What was with the dishes? She might think I'm in a restaurant.

What were you thinking? I wasn't thinking. I was busy falling..

What were you thinking? I'm not proud of this, okay?

What you got? 400 pictures of Ben on a rug.

What, now? Yeah.

What, you think he likes me? No. Joey.

What? "What"?

What? [IN NORMAL VOICE] Ross says hi.

What? Did you call the cops?

What? Ethan called again.

What? Helen drinks.

What? I cursed it!

What? I know, I know.

What? I thought you knew that.

What? I'm 12, I'm not stupid.

What? I'm sorry.

What? Joey cried last night.

What? Monica.

What? Now you're more like Mr. Caring Boss.

What? Oh!

What? Ooh.

What? Peach pit

What? Relax your hand.

What? That's not all.

What? Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster.

What? Uh, don't you hear that?

What? Uh...

What? Um...

What? Vulva.

What? We're just friends.

What? Well, you're Pennsylvania Dutch, right?

What? What did you get me there?

What? What is it?

What? What?

What? What?

What? What?

What? Yeah.

What? You and Rachel.

What? Your Visa bill is huge!

What? I said What? I said

What? RACHEL: Ugh!

What? What is it? You missed a belt loop.

What? You slept with Jason? You had already broken up.

What's different? Nothing.

What's going on? It's just nice when we're together.

What's going on? Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile.

What's that supposed to mean? Nothing.

What's that? Uberweiss.

What's the job? Assistant buyer.

What's the matter with Rog? It's a little thing. I hate that guy!

What's the matter? Nothing.

What's the matter? Oh, it's Marcel.

What's with Phoebe? Tranquilizer dart.

What's with you? I thought it was Chandler!

What's with your hair? What?

What's wrong, sweetie? Nothing.

When are you coming home? What?

Where are you going? I just have to go.

Where are you going? Out.

Where are you going? To get Ross.

Where are you going? To the bathroom.

Where have you been? I just got back from the vet.

Where have you been? I just had a baby.

Where have you been? We stopped at the gift shop.

Where you going? Airport.

Where? Right where we've been looking all night.

Where's Chandler? He needed time to grieve.

Where's Joey? Joey ate my last stick of gum..

Where's the Statue of Liberty? There.

Which goes where? I have no idea.

Which one was he? Pete the Weeper?

Which proves that I never lie. I guess you don't.

Which? Which what?

Who are you going out with? Oh, is this the bug lady?

Who doesn't like me? Everyone

Who is it? Alan.

Who is it? Animal Control.

Who is it? It's me, Carl.

Who wasn't invited to the wedding. I hoped that wouldn't be an issue.

Who? Me!

Who's doing shots? Hit me.

Who's doing shots? Hit me.

Who's Paul? Paul, the wine guy?

Who's this from? From Ross.

Whoa. Oh. Whoa.

Whoa. The store will be open tomorrow. More coffee over here, please.

Whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday? When's that?

Whoo! Score. Game. Us.

Why are you mad at me? Let me slam the door.

Why don't you try the hummus? RACHEL: Ahem.

Why isn't it working out? Sometimes it doesn't.

Why isn't she calling? Maybe she never got your message.

Why not? Because of, uh, the reason.

Why not? Because you're a kook!

Why not? Well, it's just a big commitment.

Why, are you moving out? I'm not moving out.

Why? I have my reasons.

Why? MONICA: "Why"?

Why'd you leave it in the hall? I wasn't ready for it.

Will that be all? CHANDLER: They're twins.

Wish me luck! What for?

With a beautiful view of... Oh, look. That guy's peeing.

Wonderful! So good!

Woo! Okay.

Working with children, which is really fulfilling.

Would you like some gum? Oh. Is it sugarless?

Would you stop? Was I doing it again?

Wow, are you in trouble! Big time!

Wow! Do you represent those actors? No.

Wow. Exactly!

Wow. Excellent dream score.

Wow. I'm really sorry.

Wow. What?

Wow. Here? Come on.

Yeah, because I already asked Janice. RACHEL: You what?

Yeah, but there were no suds. So?

Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.

Yeah, I'm an actor. Have I seen you in anything?

Yeah, it's a big step. RACHEL: I know.

Yeah, like in a cab you... Save it.

Yeah, right! What is it?

Yeah, right? Ahem. Let's dry them again.

Yeah, right. It is.

Yeah, right. No, no, really.

Yeah, the hug looked pretty brutal. You weren't there.

Yeah? Yeah

Yeah. I'll say, yeah.

Yeah. Okay, great. I'll be over here. No, no, no, no.

Yeah. Yeah

Yep. Pretty much. You're a lucky man.

Yes, exactly. Yeah, a quality.

Yes, how about? No.

Yes, it's just that, with my last roommate... Oh, I know all about Kip.

Yes! Did you see that? You were incredible.

Yes! Like the man in the shoe! What shoe?

Yes? Hi.

Yes. Yes. Uh...

You are not. We tell you stuff. Uh huh.

You are. You're welling up. No, I'm not.

You brought your kids. Yeah. That's okay, right?

You can stay with Rachel and me tonight. Thanks.

You can totally, totally live on this. MONICA: Oh, yeah, yeah.

You could do that. You think?

You cuddled. Yeah, which was nice.

You did not go. Yes, I did.

You didn't. Oh, I'm sorry.

You do know a little English? Little.

You do? I do.

You don't know my sister. Talk to Joey.

You don't know that. It's cold, it's dark.

You don't wanna go in there! Come on, we're roommates.

You don't? Mm mm.

You find them? Not in the gift shop or cafeteria....

You get uptight... You act like a princess.

You going to the hospital tonight? No. You?

You got a second? Sure, sure.

You got me. Right.

You guys okay? I don't know. It's weird.

You guys, I am not that bad! Yeah, you are.

You guys. You got screwed.

You have me. No. Just you.

You have the sex? No.

You just gotta do it. I know. But it's just so hard

You know our phone's not working? What?

You know Paolo? I'm familiar with his work, yes.

You know what? What?

You know what? You know what? What? What?

You know, no suds, no save. No suds, no Excuse me.

You like this woman, right? Yeah.

You might want to try Joseph. Ah!

You miss it? No, not so much.

You never told me how old you were. That's different.

You okay, Phoebe? It's not worth

You okay, slugger? Oh, yeah. I'm fine.

You promise to buy me a big foam finger? JOEY: You got it.

You ready? No, how can I be ready?

You really think so? Yeah, I really do.

You seen Sandy? Ooh. I don't know how to tell you this...

You still on that? What was with that Black Bart speech?

You think I should? I really do, yeah

You think I'm a failure? Isn't he good?

You try. Thank you.

You wanna see her again, right? Sure.

You want a date Saturday? Yes, please.

You want me to actually throw you...? I can hop.

You won't know a butt if it bit you. There's an image.

You won't lose him. You gotta talk to Joey.

You'd think you would've known that! You'd think I would've.

You'll get one. When?

You'll never make it! I've gotta try.

You're 10 times prettier than she is. That's sweet.

You're a twin? Oh, yeah. We don't speak.

You're awake. Look at you.

You're breaking up with T ony? He's sweet, but it's not fun anymore.

You're burning tomatoes. You're one to talk.

You're doing it too hard. You have to do it hard or else

You're enjoying this, aren't you? Well, yeah, I am.

You're Estelle? I know...

You're gonna be an aunt. Oh, shut up.

You're gonna keep an eye on us? Right

You're having a boy. Aah!

You're just saying that. No

You're not seeing him anymore? No.

You're our third call tonight. Really?

You're right. We saw your head.

You've never met Bob, have you? No, but

..

..

..

..

..."I Iove that sound. I must have you now"?

..."relationship y" place. You're committed.

..."That was nice."

..."The Flintstones could have really happened" thing?

..."You'll Never Make it on Your Own."

...17 jillion dollars.

...20.

...a dance class!"

...a quality?

...a stupid man who left us his credit card.

...about making things right?

...about relationships, and stuff.

...about the flatness of a child's pillow.

...address...

...after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was...

...ahem, for a large portion of the day.

...ahem, you know, with us?

...and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable.

...and before you know it, he's this little thing...

...and Big Al calls me into his office...

...and bought her that expensive crystal duck?

...and breaks that measuring device.

...and buses going really fast!

...and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? Huh?

...and doesn't know when it'll be back on.

...and everything was fine until...

...and for saving my life.

...and give you 20 percent of the gate.

...and giving me these really strange looks.

...and he has a real job.

...and he's looking for a head chef

...and her face had the most incredible glow.

...and I can't go when I'm nervous.

...and I could find my way out like that.

...and I could sure use the portraits of Lincoln and Hamilton.

...and I finally get my shot, and I blow it!

...and I raise you $5.

...and I raise you...

...and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn.

...and I think I'd speak for everyone when I say...

...and I thought about it all the way back. You know, it's Ross!

...and I want your absolute honest opinion. Okay?

...and I'd introduce her to my monkey.

...and I'm getting coffee.

...and instead of putting her information...

...and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed.

...and it turns out, she doesn't have a pretty face.

...and it's a boy, definitely a boy.

...and it's just gonna be "unflupie."

...and it's not even born yet.

...and it's true.

...and Joey... MONICA: Hi.

...and make complete fools of ourselves

...and make my contribution to the project.

...and Monica sends her love along with this lasagna.

...and my mother died and my stepfather went to jail.

...and none of the responsibility.

...and not even care.

...and not on the subject....

...and now you're in the Friend Zone.

...and one about a snowman.

...and peed all over the crossword.

...and people less sick than my friend have gone in.

...and Ross. MONICA: Hi.

...and see, "Oh, there it is."

...and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or ankle.

...and she's perfectly nice, you know?

...and take care.

...and take some punches. This feels great.

...and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.

...and that is when I woke up.

...and the homecoming queen and you...

...and the Weeble's Cruise Ship...

...and their little baby toes and their little hands...

...and then 50 cents for each additional contraction.

...and then broke his heart.

...and then three more cabs show up.

...and they brought you in and gave you to me.

...and they're both kind of insecure in bed, so...

...and things got pretty ugly.

...and we don't even speak the same language...

...and we give.

...and we're looking for the owner.

...and when it's over, we'll all be parents for the rest of our lives.

...and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?

...and you guys end up getting married and having kids and everything...

...and you had no friends, you were just fine.

...and you squeezed it...

...and you still haven't said one word. Oh, God.

...and you're not making it any easier! Now go!

...and you're worried about who will take you to the Big Apple Circus?

...and you've got yourself a book.

...and your fighting isn't the first thing they should hear.

...and your friends were passing around page 79 of Mistress Bitch.

...and your underpanty things.

...and, uh, the answer...

...and, well, Wendy's more of a professional waitress.

...anybody else there?

...are you okay? Where's Paolo?

...as a woman. I think it's a feminist issue. Guys? Guys?

...as long as there's a little nudity.

...as long as we're telling stuff, uh...

...as one of the greatest first dates ever.

...basically just trying to stay awake.

...beans?

...because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies.

...because I told him I was 22

...because of the whole seven dog years to one human year thing...

...because Paolo's on his way over. Oh.

...because we're trying to hear something.

...because you don't want to start the new year with me if you can't finish it.

...because, uh, it involves a lot of being normal...

...before Pink Floyd comes out.

...being naked?

...being nice. But nothing happened.

...big passion in your future.

...boarding at Gate 42A.

...boring!

...brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated...

...but $40,000 is a lot of money.

...but all my other senses are heightened.

...but at least check in.

...but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here.

...but I feel that if I can do this...

...but I feel that if I can do this...

...but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?"

...but I would really like a copy of the tape.

...but I'll be good. I promise.

...but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy.

...but I'm thinking it'd be really great.

...but if you give him to me, I'll start him against a blind rabbit...

...but in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious tartlets.

...but it will still be Minsk.

...but it's like I'm two guys. One guy's saying, "This is great!"

...but my monkey is out of control.

...but no, we haven't, okay?

...but nothing ever happened.

...but now I'm comfortable with the situation.

...but obviously someone forgot.

...but occasionally, after I've been intimate with a man...

...but really wondering what you Iook Iike naked.

...but remember, there's also a lot to learn.

...but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other

...but there were two people there that night.

...but we do have expertise in the heating and cooling milieu.

...but were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing?

...but you have never looked so beautiful.

...but you have to throw a party for Monica.

...but you're my oldest friend, except for Laurie...

...but, God.

...but, like, when I'm cooking naked.

...but, uh, she's in Monica's bedroom getting it on with Max, that scientist geek.

...but, um, I left the guy at the altar.

...by 9:00.

...by a fat guy with sores on his face.

...by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal.

...can also be used as a phone.

...can't you stop staring at my breasts?

...career counselor a go go.

...caught behind this hammerhead in traffic!

...Chamomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry and

...Chandler, you didn't tell....

...Chandler.

...chewing someone else's gum.

...close personal friend.

...cocktails in Appalachia.

...complete the transaction, if you know what And you do.

...could you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?

...could you help us with the monkey thing, for old times'sake?

...curl your toes...

...D. D.S.

...delicates. That would be your bras...

...desperate scramble to find anything with lips...

...desperate scramble to find anything with lips...

...did this.

...did.

...died about two hours ago.

...do not believe we've met.

...do on the plane.

...doesn't love you back, you know?

...doesn't mean you know her. You can't talk to her.

...doesn't this come with a side salad?

...Dr. Flanan, Dr. Flan.

...easy.

...even though I did it later that same day

...ever since I was little, I've been able to pick up quarters with my toes.

...everything's kind of pink.

...first consummated...

...flung by now?

...for a large multi national corporation."

...for three guys like us.

...for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.

...forever.

...gets interrupted.

...ginger.

...go over there and try to woo her.

...go with the burgundy.

...God.

...got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course.

...having a roommate is just kind of pathe...

...having my worst fear realized, but....

...he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses, like, a week and a half.

...he touches himself when nobody's watching.

...he wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee.

...he's a good person, and he can be really sweet.

...he's gorgeous.

...he's just gonna get vicious.

...he's so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive.

...here I am.

...hey, that's me.

...his head is flopping down Broadway, right?

...his head is flopping down Broadway, right?

...honing for the last two hours?

...hot.

...how mad we got at each other before.

...I accidentally shut off my phone.

...I can't conduct personal experiments, if you know what I mean.

...I can't get off my leg.

...I could really... No, don't say it.

...I don't care.

...I don't know what Shelly told you about me, but...

...I don't miss Marcel anymore!

...I ended up using the phrase, "Yes, indeed io."

...I get this feeling that she's right here, you know?

...I got on the subway.

...I have another one for you.

...I just get this craving for kung pao chicken.

...I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose.

...I kind of wanted to run something by you.

...I may not be around like this.

...I mean, he had already named both my breasts.

...I mean, if she was here right now...

...I put mine.

...I put the wrong name again.

...I thought gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happened.

...I want you to know that there may be some times when...

...I was a cow?

...I would've made vegetarian lasagna.

...I'd have said, Get out of my office.

...I'd like to think it'd be with somebody like him.

...I'll be able to go the distance.

...I'm going out with more people than her.

...I'm going with vestibule.

...I'm his butt.

...I'm Monica Geller.

...I'm not.

...I've wondered whether I made the right choice.

...Iet's see what it looked like in the old spot.

...if I can actually do my own laundry...

...if I thought that she was a lesbian?

...if someone had come to me with the idea...

...if you have a husband and a boyfriend?

...Iike this.

...Iike this.

...Iike this.

...in a cilantro ponzu sauce... Oh.

...in an ATM vestibule...

...in an ATM vestibule...

...in Danielle Steel books, you know?

...in that reckless, haphazard manner?

...in that they don't.

...intelligence tests, personality tests, and what do I learn?

...it freaked you out?

...it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinking they can take us.

...it is nothing like that.

...it kind of looks like an old potato.

...it was kind of late and we were both exhausted, so...

...it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf.

...it was really nice. You would've liked it.

...it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.

...it's just that guy!

...it's more of a general wondering...

...it's worth it, okay?

...just so can have somebody to kiss when the ball drops. Man, I'm talking loud.

...just to see if I was okay? I mean, how needy is that?

...kills himself because he can't be in the play?

...kind of had a little thing on the side.

...kissing is pretty much like an opening act.

...left little to the imagination.

...like a flower.

...like nothing happened...

...massage?

...ment.

...might just be the one who...

...minus 46, minus 47, minus 48...

...Miss Phoebe Buffay.

...Monica.

...more than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life.

...Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber...

...Mrs. Mom, your Bing, was...

...my...

...never having that kind of?

...never, ever leave your hand on the desk.

...new.

...no compass...

...no more hunger, good things for the rain forest.

...not really true' is it?

...not saying, "I understand"...

...not worth it.

...now I'm happy.

...oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings and

...of music."

...of your zipper since you came back from the bathroom.

...on another level.

...once you decide, it's like acknowledging Nana's actually gone?

...only to find out the Boston Celtics had the entire sixth floor!

...or "I'm secretly married to a goat"?

...or "Nice overalls"?

...or a weasel.

...or anything, but...

...or I don't know.

...or I'll end up like my mom!

...or we lived in biblical times...

...or you and me and Chandler?

...our little Harmonica doesn't seem to have that problem.

...our physical relationship.

...outside of his window, full of possibilities and stuff.

...panicky, Oh, my God, I'm gonna be a father kind of a thing?

...part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?

...possibly...

...quack, quack, quack.

...raise you $25.

...reach over and put it back in my mouth.

...right here, right now," what would you say?

...scream. And scream again.

...seven.

...she wouldn't be welcome?

...she'd have no recollection of being fired at all

...she's really, really cute.

...sitting at home listening to that album alone.

...sitting at home listening to that album alone.

...sitting in your stupid coffeehouse, with your stupid big cups...

...sliding your foot so far up my leg you can count the change in my pocket?

...so Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children.

...so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.

...so I better split this with you.

...so I figured maybe not.

...so I'm taking them down, okay?

...so she threw it under the bus

...so she's not overwhelmed. Oh, right.

...so that I can waitress in the Olympics.

...so the sibling would feel like less of a failure.

...so tight.

...so we went back to Jordy.

...some greeting cards...

...sonogram thing with them tomorrow.

...stands erect...

...starts yelling at me.

...sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it.

...sweetheart, let me ask you a question.

...than going back and forth on the ferry.

...that happened at this phenomenal moment because, well, it's you.

...that I might touch thy cheek.

...that I, you know.

...that means she didn't get her messages yet.

...that monkeys and babies are actually different.

...that stomped on your heart in front of your entire family"

...that when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles...

...that you use your humor to keep people at a distance.

...that, funnily enough...

...that, um, you and I were, uh...

...that's in his office until 12:00 at night worrying about the WENUS.

...the bus stop.

...the first guy Rachel sees is you.

...the foot of the bed.

...the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.

...the women's room on the second floor of the New York City Public Library.

...themes, a motif.

...then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear.

...then yes, I am.

...then you said, "Excuse me, miss." So now I'm here.

...then, uh, I would be, well, very sad.

...there isn't anything I can't do.

...there'd be no her and your father would look like Sting.

...there's other good stuff.

...there's something you should know.

...these.

...they're, uh, jealous of us.

...they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.

...things happen when they happen.

...this big.

...this blond planet with a pocketbook...

...this is it.

...this is not my way. You know what? This is too hard.

...this weekend.

...this would've never happened.

...those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.

...three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool.

...three of you now are gonna have dates.

...throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia...

...time.

...to be the positive, life affirming person she is.

...to feel...

...to have had a friend like you.

...to have something else to do?

...to say goodbye.

...to scrub that T eflon pan with a plastic brush.

...to simulate these conditions.

...to sing "Memories" at the Winter Garden Theater

...to some monkey loving...

...to stop calling, stop sending flowers and to leave you alone?

...tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show.

...tonight.

...Travel Scrabble!

...until I'm sure she will be of no threat to herself or others.

...until you're trembling with...

...until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delveccio.

...want them like they're sleeping.

...was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life.

...wasn't even her major.

...we can break them up.

...we didn't mean...

...we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.

...we've done some excellent work here.

...WENUS.

...were also there.

...what do you say we have one?

...what exactly happened between Carol and me.

...what looks like a half charred picture of...

...whatever. And, um...

...when Barry and I got engaged, he was weird too.

...when did you start to feel like a father?

...when I use a little yellow pencil.

...when I'll regret asking the following question, but....

...when it wasn't even me.

...when the ball drops?

...when this woman...

...when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic.

...when you suddenly realize what life is really all about.

...where I do.

...where it's just got to be one of those things where I...

...where's there's some kind of misunderstanding.

...which is funny because that wasn't even my major.

...which makes it so much harder.

...which might as well have nipples on them.

...while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet.

...while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet.

...who also liked her.

...who can break our hearts and plunge us into depression.

...who can, you know, create the entire menu.

...who fight over who gets to love it the most...

...who gets my heart pounding.

...who happens to be your ex best friend?

...who my parents actually preferred.

...who thinks things are other things.

...who was like...

...who's bitter because she lost weight...

...who's come to be very important to me.

...why didn't I get the honey glazed ham.

...why we bought the ticket.

...with Jill Goodacre.

...with Jill Goodacre.

...with Jill Goodacre.

...with just a touch of minced...

...with Russian dressing and pickles on the side.

...with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?

...with this amazing spirit!

...with this lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in.

...without feeling obligated to each other?

...without me?

...would be yes.

...would you like to go out with me? Thank you. Good night.

...would you tell her?

...you are, uh, luminous with a kind of delicate grace.

...you can do a cleansing ritual.

...you deserve so much better than him.

...you girls are always looking for the comedian again.

...you got to give the little guy something.

...you know.

...you know...

...you might be where I am right about now.

...you might be.

...you might want to run it by, uh...

...you scientist guy.

...you shot my friend with a dart!

...you weren't expecting someone so fantastically beautiful.

...you'd be staring at the business end of a hissy fit.

...you'll have the guts to say, "No, thanks, I'm married."

...you're dead. You're gone. You're worm food.

...you're gonna be really, really hard to get over.

...you're gonna have to take me with it!

...you're gonna live by my rules.

...you're like a stealth heterosexual.

...your dad leads this double life.

...your hot, soft skin with my lips

...your nippular areas.

...your problem is quite clear.

'Cause I stay away from dairy

"A man is being held up at Gunpoint."

"A quality." Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this.

"A Woman Undone, by Rachel IKaren Greene."

"Anyway.."

"Bring me the" and Rach?

"Chan and Jan forever."

"Could that report be any later?"

"Dear Miss Greene: Thank you for your inquiry. However"

"Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling.

"Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close." See?

"Grab a spoon."

"Ha ha, I already am!"

"Heating device."

"Hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black!"

"Hello, sit here. Eat something."

"Hi, Barry, remember me? I'm the girl...

"Hi, Ben. I'm your father."

"I am The Head!"

"I don't want to go to Minsk to work with Lipson and Yamaguchi and Flank.

"I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey T ribbiani's ass!"

"I'll call you."

"I'll have whatever Christina's having."

"I'll never have grandchildren," was what? A wrong number?

"I'm sleeping over at my accountant's."

"If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."

"If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off."

"If I see one more cup of coffee...."

"It meant something to me."

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"

"Look, Geppetto. I'm a real live boy."

"Loved your work. Call me a sap."

"Me and the gang at Java Joe's."

"Most likely."

"Mother kisser."

"My scone!"

"Nice"? They were "nice"?

"Not not mine. Not not mine."

"Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back!"

"Oh, Danielle, I wasn't expecting the machine.

"Out of order? You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!"

"Rach, take down the lights," and put it on the refrigera...

"Rdtor."

"Ready to jump out of the plane with no parachute?"

"See you around"?

"Sweetheart, you're fired. But how about a quickie before I go to work?"

"Tartlets."

"Tartlets"? Heh.

"That thing"? This is how you greet guests at a party?

"The hills are alive with the sound...

"The non protective corrugated fiberboard with white laminate."

"The question is, when are you gonna realize I have a bomb?"

"The role of man number three will not be played by Vic Shapiro."

"The WENUS"?

"To get you into bed."

"Tonight" tonight?

"Tourists are being terrorized at Gunpoint

"Tuna or egg salad! Decide!"

"Vulva"?

"We should see other people" means:

"We" is me and Rick.

"When are you gonna grow up and realize I am your mom?"

"When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy."

"Why am I doing this," and "Who am I doing it for?"

"Why waste your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead."

"You're a shoe!"

"You're ideally suited for a career in data processing...

"You're nice" means, "I'll be dating alcoholics..

["CHARGE" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]

[ALL CHATTERING]

[ALL CHATTERING]

[ALL CHUCKLE]

[ALL LAUGH MANIACALLY]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[ALL SCREAM]

[ALL SHRIEK]

[ALL SHRIEK]

[ALL SHRIEKING]

[ALL YELL]

[AS BUG LADY] I love you, Ross.

[BABY'S HEART BEATING OVER SONOGRAM]

[BEEPER BEEPING]

[BEEPER BEEPING]

[BEEPER BEEPING]

[BEEPER BEEPING]

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[BOTH SHRIEK]

[BOTH SPEAK IN ITALIAN]

[CHANDLER CHUCKLES]

[CHANDLER CLEARS THROAT]

[CHANDLER JOINS IN]

[CHANDLER LAUGHS]

[CHARACTERS SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

[CHARACTERS SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[CONTINUES YELLING]

[CONTINUES YELLING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CRYING] I can't believe it. I'm gonna be an aunt.

[DOOR BUZZER]

[DUBBED IN SPANISH]

[EGG CRACKS]

[English US SDH]

[English US SDH]

[English US SDH]

[English US SDH]

[ETHAN MOANING]

[GASPING]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROUP GROANING]

[GROUP GROANS]

[GROUP SHOUTING]

[GRUNTS]

[GUYS YELLING]

[IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE] Hi, Daddy.

[IN MELLOW VOICE] Mr. Bing's office.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Put Joey on the phone.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind.

[IN STRAINED VOICE] Let's play Twister.

[IN UNISON] Blah, blah, blah.

[IN UNISON] Shutout!

[IN UNISON] We already knew that.

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

[INTERCOM BUZZES]

[JOEY & ROSS LAUGHING]

[JOEY CLANGING UTENSILS]

[JOEY LAUGHING]

[JOEY LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[LAUGHING NASALLY]

[LAUGHING NASALLY]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[MARCEL CHATTERING]

[MARCEL GASPING]

[MELANCHOLY POP SONG PLAYING ON STEREO]

[MIMICKING PAOLO]

[MIMICS CASH REGISTER]

[MIMICS INTERCOM BUZZING] To you too, Helen.

[MIMICS SOBBING] "Oh, was it good for you?"

[MOANING]

[MOANING]

[MONICA & PHOEBE JOIN IN]

[MONICA & PHOEBE SHRIEK]

[MONICA & RACHEL GIGGLE]

[MONICA LAUGHING]

[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]

[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]

[MUMBLES]

[MUMBLING] Hey, everybody, the ball is going.

[MUMBLING] I'm stuck in an ATM vestibule...

[MUMBLING] I'm stuck...

[MUMBLING] I'm stuck...

[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[OVEN TIMER DINGS]

[PAGER BEEPS]

[PANTING] He got into San Diego!

[PAOLO SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

[PHOEBE & RACHEL GASP]

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE RINGS]

[PHONE RINGS]

[PHONE RINGS]

[PHONE RINGS]

[PHONE RINGS]

[R.E.M.'S "SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE" PLAYING]

[R.E.M.'S WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH? PLAYING ON STEREO]

[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]

[RACHEL LAUGHS]

[RACHEL SIGHS]

[RACHEL YELLS]

[RACHEL YELLS]

[ROSS CHUCKLES]

[ROSS CHUCKLES]

[ROSS CHUCKLES]

[ROSS GROANS]

[ROSS LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

[ROSS SIGHS]

[ROSS SINGS THEME SONG FROM THE ODD COUPLE]

[SCOFFS]

[SCOFFS]

[SHOUTS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SINGING THEME FROM I DREAM OF JEANNIE]

[SINGING] I made a man with eyes of coal

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[SPEAKING IN DUTCH]

[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]

[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]

[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]

[STAMMERING] Am I having a boy?

[STAMMERING] I'm having a boy?

[STAMMERS] We were just...

[STAMMERS] Why would he need a blade?

[STUTTERS]

[STUTTERS]

[WHIRRING]

[WHOOSHES]

[YELLS]

[YELLS]