Shameless - Season 7 Edit

A 35 year old heart attack,

A a and your triplets?

A bad review of a Laundromat?

A bag store, or a goddamn pet store!

A billionaire with a bleeding heart

A blood vessel in her brain burst.

A blowie from Dominique.

A cardboard refrigerator box and a gallon of gasoline

A casino bus.

A common misconception

A couple of dozen homeless people and their kids

A couple of hours late.

A discharge?

A disciplinary hearing.

A disease that could kill her?

A dude with a fucking vagina.

A few fives. Heh heh.

A few hours in an actual bed.

A great father.

A half a dozen washing machines, nice cash flow.

A hundred grand?

A hundred grand's a lot of money for that dump.

A job tending bar. I'll text you the address.

A lifetime of blood, sweat, and tears into,

A little sexy time?

A lot more than just running.

A lot of guys used to come around,

A lot of new money moving into the Yards.

A lot worse than fuckin' pepper spray.

A lot.

A lovely choice.

A message from my highest self.

A more intimate affair?

A neighbor's agreed to take it off our hands.

A new beginning. For the family.

A new four pack a day cigarette habit

A new friend, huh?

A new listing.

A nice guy.

A part of my body's been chopped off.

A pimp, you mean.

A place here at Hopkins Academy?

A pocket full of these, uh...

A pound of high quality methamphetamine,

A pound of meth to a six year old.

A pram?

A pretty good dad?

A private school in this neighborhood?

A promise is a promise.

A really shit day.

A scholarship into military school.

A scholarship into military school.

A stash?

A sweater?

A team building challenge.

A tech startup or IT.

A thing?

A war with the privileged.

A week? Two? Oh.

A week.

A whole building that used to house human beings

A woman

A'ight, we'll flip a coin inside.

AA chips.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

About $1,500 a month and even more

About 8,000.

About being with someone who can't lie.

About how I can leave something for the kids.

About just wiping it down, pocketing the 100 bucks.

About moving in, did he?

About one of you.

About possible negative outcomes,

About rainbows and kittens,

About the laundromat.

About what happened on your wedding day.

About what I want to do with my life,

About what we want to do with her body.

About what's best of our family, and that's Svetlana.

About you.

About Yvon's cock, I think about it more.

Absolutely, my love.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Yeah.

Abuela.

Abuela.

According to corrections records,

According to the bylaws

Across the street to Patsy's?

Across the street.

Act as a bouncer just in case

Act natural.

Action must be taken to abolish the homeless shelter ASAP."

Actually I'm here to get Etta set up.

Actually, it does sound pretty cool.

Actually, uh, sorry to bother you.

Actually, uh, sorry to bother you.

Adam, hi.

Add that to the table and chairs and the bed.

Addicts and thieves

Address to a yard party tonight.

Adios, motherfucker.

Adoptin' kids you already have?

Adoption papers and sales documents.

Adoption will give our kids stability.

Afraid of being exposed to regular kids?

Afraid so.

Africa.

After all that?

After hours at Patsy's...

After hours to announce our new times.

After I blow a little on something fun.

After I got past three years,

After I slept through it the first time.

After I stopped screaming from the pain,

After seeing you on the news,

After Sierra ripped me a new one.

After that wild flight of passion

After this is over, you want to go grab lunch?

After unloading my oldest on that fucking junkie.

After what happened at your first wedding.

After you finish this.

Again with my clean floor.

Again.

Again.

Agitated female.

Agitated is code for mentally ill.

Ah, and here's his gorgeous friend.

Ah, babe, you've never had in laws.

Ah, boy trouble.

Ah, but we did find 33.5% Native American ancestry

Ah, come... would you... Come on.

Ah, dude, don't hold out on me.

Ah, extra...

Ah, fuck.

Ah, fuck. Uh...

Ah, good point. I can do that.

Ah, he causes divide between us.

Ah, he's good for babies. Sweet.

Ah, I'm the middle of work shit.

Ah, it's okay.

Ah, man, you missed Shameless last week?

Ah, much better with reduced overhead.

Ah, no, we ripped off a bunch of corporate crooks.

Ah, people keep using slugs so they won't have to pay.

Ah, screw this.

Ah, shit! Oh.

Ah, shit.

Ah, shit. You get antibiotics?

Ah, so you guys are serious now.

Ah, thanks, but I gotta work.

Ah, thanks, I jacked it...

Ah, that's what, uh, half a college education will get you.

Ah, they shipped them off to assisted living.

Ah, they're both being stupid.

Ah, those North Side suits...

Ah, Tinder rocks.

Ah, V!

Ah, when a person is born with what is typically perceived

Ah, who left the TV on?

Ah, yeah, she is, isn't she?

Ah, you can dock my pay or you can fire me.

Ah, you found our emergency fund.

Ah, you found our emergency fund.

Ah, you're down to one.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Did... no more!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Are you *******?

Ah. My spirit is like a cockroach.

Ah... Fuck, you brought a gun in here?

Ahh

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh. No, I'm fine, it's okay.

Ain't it a beaut?

Alison's next.

All 75 slots for this upcoming term have been filled.

All 75 slots for this upcoming term have been filled.

All before breakfast.

All day long, you know?

All Gallaghers in favor of flushing

All good?

All her recent reviews are of the nearby places.

All I hear is forged.

All I said is, "I'll see."

All in favor of preserving the shelter, raise your hand

All in favor of preserving the shelter?

All in favor of preserving the shelter?

All it takes is an oral swab of your cheek.

All minors out of the bar,

All of a sudden you got all this free time on your hands.

All of it.

All of the above?

All of their checkups, immunizations,

All of you, she wanted to leave you something!

All of you.

All of your health care information

All over the border crossing.

All people!

All right, all right, all right, all right

All right, baby.

All right, bastard

All right, can you guys please stop talking about licking vag?

All right, Dillinger, let's see what you got

All right, follow me, I'll show you around.

All right, go make the rich kids feel bad.

All right, got to pimp this place back out, man.

All right, green one.

All right, hand me the hacksaw.

All right, he's gonna get off.

All right, hide a transfer beta where they won't see it.

All right, I finally put the babies down,

All right, I think I'm done.

All right, I'm cashing out and going home.

All right, I'm gonna go take a shower.

All right, I'm not running away from this.

All right, I'm taking Franny up to bed.

All right, Kaylee. Kaylee

All right, let's go, champ. Come on.

All right, let's go.

All right, listen up. I need three guys

All right, listen.

All right, look, you cover rent a cop.

All right, Mama.

All right, Mickey's...

All right, name your price. Hundred and twenty?

All right, okay. It's over.

All right, so let me get this straight.

All right, so what's this one for?

All right, stand back, honey, 'cause it's gonna get rude.

All right, then, you do that.

All right, this is for Carl,

All right, we can do ten times that tomorrow.

All right, we do this my way. No guns.

All right, well, I did, and there's nothing

All right, well, I'll loan you the money.

All right, well, next time we'll all get shitfaced together.

All right, well, text me the address.

All right, well, uh, I'll see you later tonight then?

All right, who wants to give the first toast?

All right, you can do that, right?

All right, you guys play

All right!

All right! I got this thing together.

All right! Whoo!

All right?

All right? Go!

All right? I'll have my phone.

All right? She is gonna find a crack in your shell.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Bye.

All right. Hey, go straight to fucking. That's fine.

All right. Hey, what the fuck did I say?

All right. I'm on it. Come on.

All right. I've seen TV.

All right. Just come by later for cleanup.

All right. Let's immobilize her.

All right. Pop quiz.

All right. Somebody make a sign for that.

All sex is good sex as long as it's consensual.

All that's Monica's stuff?

All the bullshit that comes up?

All the guys that I was with just wanted me to do it to them,

All the money you take!

All the way in the back by the kitchen.

All we say is forged. Got it?

All you can do?

All you gotta do is stand there with your eyes closed.

All your freed up energy there?

Almost 50 years.

Almost died.

Almost positive I'm not.

Almost there.

Alpha Sigma Gonorrhea,

Already done.

Already texted Carl and Ian.

Also a possibility.

Also, assuming you're a communist,

Also, I am drunk.

Also, thrift store on Ogden...

Also, we're gonna be staying

Also...

Although I took a picture of it first

Although we should discuss the three way thing,

Always hide the car keys.

Always thinking of us, right?

Am I cancelling my office hours

Am I gonna get cut like that?

Am I gonna have to hire a new dishwasher?

Am I happy to see you today, Gallagher.

Am I stupid?

Am I supposed to know what Wharton is?

Am not waiting for them to

Amber or Keaton or Jordan or... or Benadryl

Amy went down, then Yvegeny woke up crying,

An appliance guy. His number's on the board.

An example of real love.

An extra 50¢ an hour, make up the difference.

An extra buck an hour.

An hour after you kick it.

An MIT valedictorian,

An opportunity because of my sexual orientation.

Ancient history, my love. How's this feeling?

Ancient queens love the impossible to get thing.

And 20 bottles of wine?

And 75 cents.

And a big dick bought this place for me?

And a boilermaker is three chips.

And a bran muffin.

And a change of clothes.

And a chick with a great ass

And a clean pair of socks,

And a credit card you haven't activated.

And a decorative urn for your loved one's ashes.

And a Denver omelet, extra ham.

And a Diaper Genie.

And a drunk.

And a dumb disposition.

And a father in law with a giant johnson

And a half.

And a hype kit around is in your son's best interest.

And a Jell O salad 'cause we're celebrating.

And a loony blonde with a bat.

And a master's degree from Carnegie Mellon

And a microwave, new refrigerator,

And a new 65 inch TV!

And a piece of coconut pie.

And a pre cooked chicken that smelled good.

And a pretty news anchor

And a projectile vomiting three year old,

And a redhead. My pronoun is "zie."

And a shit wife, and I know that.

And a six pack of Red Bulls at the Osco.

And a treadmill desk for Joe an...

And a whole neighborhood in Indianapolis?

And a... and a... and a slice of cheesecake.

And accosting my children?

And act like you're doing them a favor

And also shared with them his wine.

And an essential member of this family.

And and and that's my elephant!

And asked nothing in return

And be refreshed in the morning.

And because the 20 Gs you owe me for rehab

And become happy wedded thrupple bliss.

And become legitimate family.

And build roads and hospitals for people who want us dead.

And cable TV.

And canceled the order.

And change the orders without telling us.

And computer science.

And cook dinner for Neil.

And cook dinner?

And could I get a $400 cash advance on that card?

And Daddy Frank will provide.

And Debbie's a mom!

And decide it is finally time to take care

And demand that Booker Davis Elementary reopen!

And destructive.

And did 30 days in rehab, so...

And do God knows what to us

And do you know why?

And does... does it... does it... Does it ever get out of hand?

And don't charge her.

And drag queens,

And drink yourself sick.

And driving it into Lake Michigan.

And embarrass the hell out of you.

And everybody contributed what they could,

And everyone can fend for themselves.

And fighting with a homeless woman.

And finally, uh, the owner of this residence.

And for allowing him to be with grandchildren

And for no extra charge,

And frankly, I'm afraid of my own wife right now.

And Franny seems to really like him.

And from that night on,

And fuck Monica.

And fucked.

And fuckin' Frank won't do it,

And Gallaghers fight for what we deserve.

And get off with the drugs and the cash.

And get ten Gs in profits.

And getting a whiff of some moldy foreskin

And getting kicked out of college?

And give us whatever's left in the safe!

And going to jail would drastically affect

And has got half the Chicago Police Department

And has his issues with alcohol well in hand.

And has very disturbing tattoos.

And having sex.

And he doesn't speak any English.

And he drinks, and does drugs.

And he fought hard to keep it

And he found out where the train would be and when.

And he is staying in the will.

And he would like to avoid prison.

And he's asked our organization to manage the property.

And he's brain injured, not deaf.

And he's having dinner with a friend

And heading to Mexico.

And heading to Mexico.

And heading to Mexico. You should come.

And help me out for a few hours with this floor?

And her dad wants to kill me, and the dude's a cop!

And her not givin' a shit about me,

And her vagisitis.

And here's your tennis racket

And him a brain.

And his penis doesn't work, so sex won't get in the way.

And his proper pronoun is "it."

And his recorder for music class.

And his underpants, change of clothes,

And hit harder back

And hit you over and over.

And hold the bottle, and he can piss in it.

And I am going to get stuck doing it.

And I am not wandering on foot for 20 miles

And I am proud to be a citizen of Gallagher Nation.

And I am super touched

And I am this close to using whatever little power I have

And I asked for a raise, but how can I ensure my future?

And I came up with a system that I think is fair.

And I can tell DCFS that we have a home and source of income.

And I can't do it if I'm getting a call every five minutes

And I can't save chips unless I'm working.

And I definitely dodged a bullet with that one.

And I didn't listen.

And I do regret it.

And I don't anymore.

And I don't even know who to ask for for advice.

And I don't know how long she's gonna be here for.

And I don't know where she's at with her meds, so...

And I don't mean shit like "stuff."

And I don't need another one.

And I don't want her soiling you,

And I got a month's worth of drinking to catch up on.

And I got to say, I looked real pretty.

And I had to loan her my shirt, 'cause...

And I have some little kids

And I have to go get her back.

And I I don't know if I can suck silicone cock.

And I I have a a fucking boyfriend!

And I invite you all to join me there right now!

And I just love fried dough,

And I knew that you weren't assuming

And I know he's probably lying.

And I know it's not easy.

And I learned, uh... a lot of new clichés.

And I like babies. And I like your juicy booty.

And I love him, so stop treating him like a hamster on wheels!

And I mean, I did get circumcised for her.

And I miss you, Monnie.

And I need you to order 25 desks,

And I promised the woman that I bought it from

And I really need to get a job.

And I saved two percent on meat costs

And I slept in shit room upstairs like you asked.

And I still desire you.

And I still really don't understand what happened.

And I super glued his dick to his leg

And I super glued his dick to his leg

And I texted Ian, but I haven't heard back.

And I thought it's about convenience.

And I thought it's about convenience.

And I thought you'd like to meet your niece, Franny.

And I want her to... not break up with me.

And I was getting paid for it.

And I was here when Debbie got her first period.

And I was like, "I can't wait that long.

And I was on acid, but... awful.

And I will give you 80,000 for it.

And I will provide.

And I will take that mushroom turkey burger.

And I won't have you deported?

And I would be fine to never hang out with her again.

And I wrote lying slut on his chest with a Sharpie.

And I'll come turn your gas back on.

And I'll handle this.

And I'll let him watch me masturbate.

And I'll talk you through it, okay?

And I'm absorbing all the outstanding leases.

And I'm getting rid of Frank's shit.

And I'm going to need payment up front to start.

And I'm gonna get my balls back

And I'm gonna let you live upstairs, remember?

And I'm gonna pick you up.

And I'm not gettin' paid what I'm worth.

And I'm padlocking the house.

And I'm really fucking proud of you.

And I'm sorry we called the cops on your daddy.

And I've been working so goddamn hard

And I've changed it twice already, so...

And I've never written one of these before.

And ice cream in it for ya.

And if DCFS calls, I could really use your support.

And if DCFS calls, I could really use your support.

And if he had not smuggled me, I would not have met you

And if my five and seven year old sons

And if they do, they're too scared to jump.

And if you have any tips for first time owners...?

And if you see any suspicious activity in the neighborhood,

And if you're not gonna pay, I'm calling the police.

And illicit substances in our belly.

And improve our P&L immediately.

And in love with a Russian hand whore con artist

And in this world of open carry and daily lockdowns,

And intelligence go to waste over one incident.

And it is our duty

And it processes credit cards.

And it was hard.

And it was your stupid idea

And it will be televised

And it would be a terrible shame to let all that talent

And it's a hell of a lot easier just to be an employee

And it's a turnoff.

And it's about time you got that,

And it's about time you got that,

And it's getting flushed down the toilet!

And it's hard as hell.

And it's healthier for the babies.

And it's laughing.

And it's my credit that's fucked if we don't pay

And it's not 'cause Caleb's been texting.

And it's not even five o'clock.

And it's not going to be me.

And it's not rent.

And just so we're clear,

And just stick them anyplace you see dirt

And just watch the middle class pity roll in.

And keep $100 for yourself.

And keep it off the menu.

And kick her until an adult shows up.

And killing your entire fuckin' family

And left without paying.

And let me get you a refill on these sodas.

And let me know if you can rustle up

And let the boys feel us up on the dance floor.

And let's keep food

And Liam at Hopkins Academy?

And Liam.

And lock the bathroom door so we could run off

And look.

And Luke is at the bar across the street,

And make up the difference.

And make up to 20 bucks an hour to start.

And make yourself a pile in the process.

And Margo's the only owner around here.

And may do alternative families next year,

And maybe bring a witness to vouch for your character.

And maybe see if there are any corrective measures

And murder your soul.

And my adult self was like, "Oh, yeah?

And my brother's here with your sister.

And my insides are all tingly!

And my junk hasn't been lady touched in a week."

And needs to be evicted.

And Neil's a really great guy.

And never came back.

And never you, you were too fucking loaded.

And nobody breaks her heart but me.

And not have to deal with assholes.

And not the police.

And not the topless part, which gave me this idea.

And now he's coveting my hot water.

And now I have to go grocery shopping

And now she owns The Alibi.

And now she owns, like, half the South Side

And now she owns, like, half the South Side?

And now there's no deed.

And now they're out in all their glory

And now they're tryin' to buy out my lease

And now this crap.

And now we wait and see what happens, Harry.

And now, you scammed your way into your own home.

And now... they're soft.

And of age.

And of course not. Look at them.

And on the overall quality of life for the community.

And one for my beautiful dark son.

And otherwise rodent like pest

And our baby girl, Francis Gallagher.

And our nighttime crowds are so heavy,

And out of reach,

And please don't call it a scam like Frank and Monica.

And please let him let me be a boy named Dan

And pretty soon, you and I will both own

And processing credit cards.

And Professor Runyon, even though she...

And Professor Runyon.

And Professor Youens called me, and I thought...

And put a flour sack over your head.

And put her in assisted living.

And put in some new carpeting.

And ready to greet the day.

And receiving this generous bounty..

And rent the unit that I've been living in,

And rips you from your mother's loving arms

And ruined my whole fucking future.

And sends you to live with some foster family

And setting his clothes on fire.

And she also created a condition of sexual harassment

And she always had a good time.

And she banked the insurance money.

And she did it. This is her gift to you.

And she forged your signature on the licensing documents?

And she gave the CVS five stars.

And she got the house.

And she treats him like a pariah?

And she was brave, and you're brave.

And she'd underlined that part.

And six bucks won't even cover coffee.

And so...

And some imported Guatemalan dark chocolates.

And sometimes I feel like...

And take my apartment, too.

And take over the world?

And taking back the Gallagher name.

And taking our bar is way worse than being stupid, it's cunty.

And taking our bar is way worse than being stupid.

And tamp it down with this thing

And teen boys who suck cock for a living

And tell me that.

And thank you for making me a grandmother.

And thank you for your protection

And that if I waited, I'd miss out.

And that makes up for a lifetime of bullshit?

And that OJ lawyer guy's already dead

And that was it.

And that will save you the grief from having to run that dump.

And that's a good thing.

And that's actually the name of my company,

And that's microfiber, so don't fuck me on the price.

And that's New Ian and New Lip,

And that's seven o'clock.

And that's something.

And that's the way you're gonna feel for the next 72 hours.

And that's what I'm thinking about, Yvon's cock.

And the bread pudding. It's for the table.

And the cake and stuff like that?

And the ceiling tiles are rotting,

And the city found out and they want to shut us down.

And the craziest part of it all

And the credit card terminal's not working again.

And the door was unlocked.

And the guy said that I can just have his laundry scale.

And the houses.

And the key,

And the last pound goes to dear old Daddy Frank.

And the meat delivery guy is here and he needs a signature.

And the mosquitoes!

And the neighbor with the binoculars.

And the next we're here

And the only thing I can think about

And the other night, two drunk teens were

And the other one was a slave.

And the photo blow up that your grandfather arranged.

And the same for the children.

And the shelves have been secured to the walls.

And the slime?

And the tools back where you had the spices.

And then "33... 7,"

And then I called and returned it

And then I got to go to my internship.

And then Ian,

And then Kev and V,

And then me.

And then run to The El.

And then the next thing I know, my best friend is married to

And then we'll go back to work tomorrow?

And then you turned them into slave labor

And then you're safe, all right, Kaylee?

And then your eyes pop out,

And then, in all caps:

And then, suddenly, you have a memory of your foster mother

And there are plenty of those left around here.

And there won't be a new one.

And there's a couple new places on Halstead you might dig.

And there's no hash browns on the scramble with peppers.

And there's Yvon, pumping away.

And they wouldn't know what hit 'em.

And they'll still end up with the jobs.

And they're not called that anymore.

And they're taking it back

And this cute one right here is New Debbie

And this is the little grenade in my brain

And those things are, like, 500 bucks.

And to all the people in this neighborhood who come here.

And to create a loving home with you

And took on a couple of campus cops.

And training the new low level intern

And try to take the house away again

And two?

And under the 14th amendment,

And V wants me back, but not without Lana,

And very little sober supervision.

And waiting for you to tear me a new one.

And wake up refreshed

And washed into Lake Michigan.

And we agree with Professor Youens

And we are thrilled to be part of your cause,

And we can dress like flappers and Mob guys.

And we didn't order snake tequila.

And we don't even know if he's alive or dead.

And we don't want hookup.

And we fight dirty.

And we haven't spoken since.

And we increase profits by 50%.

And we just don't think it's a good idea.

And we tried calling that guy Chad,

And we won't murder you and the little brown boy in your sleep?

And we would love to participate in any way we can.

And we would love to participate in any way we can.

And we'll all go back to our lives.

And we'll get started on the lawsuit immediately.

And what a shame it is that I let her get away.

And what could you have done differently?

And what do you think about this?

And what have you come up with?

And what if we don't stay in the thrupple?

And what would you do differently in the future?