A beacon of hope for New York City's lovelorn.
A beacon of hope for New York City's lovelorn. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A bro doesn't tell a mutual bro that a third bro has a crush on him.
A bro doesn't tell a mutual bro that a third bro has a crush on him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A bunch of naked dudes hanging brain.
A bunch of naked dudes hanging brain. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A Chinese restaurant. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A cocktail she invented herself.
A cocktail she invented herself. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A couple of days ago, the biggest problem in my life was,
A couple of days ago, the biggest problem in my life was, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A drum roll? That's it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A friend of yours named you?
A friend of yours named you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A little Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A little girl? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A little part of me wants to just jump the bones of the next guy I see.
A little part of me wants to just jump the bones of the next guy I see. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A little prank. I'm not in Dutchess County.
A little prank. I'm not in Dutchess County. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A little to the left, Marshall.
A little to the left, Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A little to the left, Marshall.
A little to the left, Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A lot of local teams in action tonight.
A lot of local teams in action tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A lot, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A mix CD. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A prom? Can we go to that?
A prom? Can we go to that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A rain dance. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A really hot... A hooker!
A really hot... A hooker! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A really terrible idea, Just awful,
A really terrible idea, Just awful, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A slump is when you strike out every time you step up to the plate,
A slump is when you strike out every time you step up to the plate, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A squeeze bottle of marshmallow ice cream topping,
A squeeze bottle of marshmallow ice cream topping, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A storm, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A sword fight? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A tailor? Barney, I make negative $300 a week
A tailor? Barney, I make negative $300 a week from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A, it will make Robin insanely jealous.
A, it will make Robin insanely jealous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A7. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
About a month ago, I started getting insomnia.
About a month ago, I started getting insomnia. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
About once a week. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
About to call it an early night, when out of nowhere
About to call it an early night, when out of nowhere from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Absolutely not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Actually I kind of was. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Actually, don't use the minibar.
Actually, don't use the minibar. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Actually, I can't even get myself in. I was such a dork.
Actually, I can't even get myself in. I was such a dork. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Actually, I got through that okay.
Actually, I got through that okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Actually, I kind of need this hand to eat.
Actually, I kind of need this hand to eat. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Actually, I was going to show you my breasts,
Actually, I was going to show you my breasts, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Actually, I was talking to my martini.
Actually, I was talking to my martini. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Actually, I'm at Robin's.
Actually, I'm at Robin's. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Actually, it kind of does.
Actually, it kind of does. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Actually, it kind of does.
Actually, it kind of does. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Actually, it's mostly me, but you're getting some of the splash.
Actually, it's mostly me, but you're getting some of the splash. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Actually, neither. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Actually... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
After law school, I'm still gonna work for the NRDC.
After law school, I'm still gonna work for the NRDC. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
After Shannon and I talked, I nailed her.
After Shannon and I talked, I nailed her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Again? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ah! Happy birthday, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Aliens? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All done. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All finished, gentlemen? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All I have to do is input the variables, run the algorithm,
All I have to do is input the variables, run the algorithm, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All noisy and sweaty with the...
All noisy and sweaty with the... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, and party number one, that's where we get to meet Marybeth?
All right, and party number one, that's where we get to meet Marybeth? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, bring the mockery. Fine. I can take it.
All right, bring the mockery. Fine. I can take it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, cool kids are leaving now.
All right, cool kids are leaving now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, Eriksen, I've got some good news.
All right, Eriksen, I've got some good news. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, fine. Set it up.
All right, fine. Set it up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, here's what you do.
All right, here's what you do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, I've been thinking a lot about this, and...
All right, I've been thinking a lot about this, and... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, our next guest is another friend...
All right, our next guest is another friend... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, Polly gotta pee.
All right, Polly gotta pee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, right over here.
All right, right over here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, sheet music's on the way.
All right, sheet music's on the way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, so, Barney, are you doing this or what?
All right, so, Barney, are you doing this or what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, stay there. I'm on my way.
All right, stay there. I'm on my way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, Ted, call me from the hospital.
All right, Ted, call me from the hospital. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, Tin Man. Let's hit it.
All right, Tin Man. Let's hit it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, well, have fun at your little disco, guys.
All right, well, have fun at your little disco, guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, what do you think?
All right, what do you think? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, what does VIP stand for in your little universe?
All right, what does VIP stand for in your little universe? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, what kind of prize are we talking about?
All right, what kind of prize are we talking about? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, you've clearly had a rough night.
All right, you've clearly had a rough night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right! Guess I'm in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right. All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right. Hook up strategy:
All right. Hook up strategy: from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right. I'm cutting you off. Go home and get some sleep, Ted.
All right. I'm cutting you off. Go home and get some sleep, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All set. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All talking and no sex. Kill me now.
All talking and no sex. Kill me now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All those things happened after 2:00 a.m.
All those things happened after 2:00 a.m. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All you have to do is be that confident with every girl you meet
All you have to do is be that confident with every girl you meet from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
ALL: Kiss! Kiss! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
ALL: Something went terribly wrong.
ALL: Something went terribly wrong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
ALL: What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
ALL: Wow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Also see, Ted up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Also, Lily's coffee maker doesn't, you know, shock people.
Also, Lily's coffee maker doesn't, you know, shock people. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Although this transvestite hooker said he/she would do you for half price
Although this transvestite hooker said he/she would do you for half price from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Although, pickings are pretty slim tonight.
Although, pickings are pretty slim tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Altrucel was most well known for making the yellow fuzzy stuff
Altrucel was most well known for making the yellow fuzzy stuff from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Always dressing up in crazy costumes?
Always dressing up in crazy costumes? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Am I wrong saying that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Am I? No, I'm not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
An accident? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
An eight, an eight, and a seven.
An eight, an eight, and a seven. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And "Let's spend the rest of our lives together."
And "Let's spend the rest of our lives together." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And a great reporter. You should be on 60 Minutes,
And a great reporter. You should be on 60 Minutes, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And a Montecristo No. 2. Thanks.
And a Montecristo No. 2. Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And a pineapple, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And a pineapple! Am I the only one who's curious about the pineapple?
And a pineapple! Am I the only one who's curious about the pineapple? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And a string of one night stands.
And a string of one night stands. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And a truck carrying sulfuric acid overturned right in front of Robin's house.
And a truck carrying sulfuric acid overturned right in front of Robin's house. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And acting stupid and goofy and sweet and insane, but not me.
And acting stupid and goofy and sweet and insane, but not me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And all four are totally naked. You gotta choose one.
And all four are totally naked. You gotta choose one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And all it cost was half my Christmas bonus,
And all it cost was half my Christmas bonus, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And all of those nice things,
And all of those nice things, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And all you're left with the next day is a bad hangover, a sprained ankle
And all you're left with the next day is a bad hangover, a sprained ankle from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And as far as your lesbian experience...
And as far as your lesbian experience... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And bimbos, and booze. Round and round it goes.
And bimbos, and booze. Round and round it goes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And bring it out here, like, now.
And bring it out here, like, now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And Butterfield's going to be knee deep in angry white mice.
And Butterfield's going to be knee deep in angry white mice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And by the end of it... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And C, maybe by getting to know Mary,
And C, maybe by getting to know Mary, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And change a flat on Marshall's Fiero?
And change a flat on Marshall's Fiero? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And come Saturday, little music, little dancing, a lot of champagne.
And come Saturday, little music, little dancing, a lot of champagne. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And compatibility. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And consume this coffee table,
And consume this coffee table, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And D, B all night long. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And damn it, I'm gonna get some more cake.
And damn it, I'm gonna get some more cake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And do some awesome air kicks while you still could?
And do some awesome air kicks while you still could? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And don't feel bad. I've woken up with worse.
And don't feel bad. I've woken up with worse. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And dressing up as naked people.
And dressing up as naked people. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And even if I did, on principle tip jars have become so...
And even if I did, on principle tip jars have become so... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And even if you're not, don't worry. I'll have a good time either way.
And even if you're not, don't worry. I'll have a good time either way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And even though it's been decades, and someone else lives there now,
And even though it's been decades, and someone else lives there now, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And ever since then, she's been signing him up for book clubs,
And ever since then, she's been signing him up for book clubs, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And every morning, he orders a sandwich from the deli downstairs.
And every morning, he orders a sandwich from the deli downstairs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And every year, you're just getting older and it's getting harder and harder.
And every year, you're just getting older and it's getting harder and harder. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And FYI, Shannon and I have decided to wait till we're married.
And FYI, Shannon and I have decided to wait till we're married. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And get this. She's a marine biologist.
And get this. She's a marine biologist. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And giving Manhattan one of its worst storms
And giving Manhattan one of its worst storms from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And got a temporary crown put in,
And got a temporary crown put in, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And got the crazy eyes going. And I said,
And got the crazy eyes going. And I said, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And he hated every minute of it,
And he hated every minute of it, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And he still hasn't noticed
And he still hasn't noticed from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And he thinks she's calling to dump him tonight,
And he thinks she's calling to dump him tonight, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And he's got this weak ass, thin, French moustache.
And he's got this weak ass, thin, French moustache. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And here come the paramedics.
And here come the paramedics. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And here it is, eight months later, and nothing's changed.
And here it is, eight months later, and nothing's changed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And here's the most amazing part.
And here's the most amazing part. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And here's your mail. Minus magazines.
And here's your mail. Minus magazines. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And his hair was perfect.
And his hair was perfect. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And his weenie. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And his/her favorite movie was Say Anything...
And his/her favorite movie was Say Anything... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And how many have you sent her?
And how many have you sent her? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And how much did you pay for your costumes?
And how much did you pay for your costumes? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And how she followed her dream to Germany,
And how she followed her dream to Germany, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I am gonna throw up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I be an outlaw. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I can forget all about it, and get married.
And I can forget all about it, and get married. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I can't do any of that with a boyfriend shackled around my neck, you know?
And I can't do any of that with a boyfriend shackled around my neck, you know? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I do not drink with racists. Good day!
And I do not drink with racists. Good day! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I don't want my new husband to think I'm a crazy person.
And I don't want my new husband to think I'm a crazy person. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I felt terrible about it, so I came clean and we broke up.
And I felt terrible about it, so I came clean and we broke up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I have to pee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I haven't done any of them.
And I haven't done any of them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I kissed a girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I left the rest of it in the trash where it belongs.
And I left the rest of it in the trash where it belongs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I need every negative penny of that for my wedding.
And I need every negative penny of that for my wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I never figured out why.
And I never figured out why. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I rediscovered just how awesomely awesome my life is.
And I rediscovered just how awesomely awesome my life is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I said something dumb.
And I said something dumb. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I should have a say in it.
And I should have a say in it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I spilled nail polish there. There's the stain!
And I spilled nail polish there. There's the stain! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I strongly urge you to consider it as a career.
And I strongly urge you to consider it as a career. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I swear to God, even the baby looks bored.
And I swear to God, even the baby looks bored. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I thought that was the end of it, But then...
And I thought that was the end of it, But then... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I told him he could bring his date to the wedding.
And I told him he could bring his date to the wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I want a band. And I want shoes.
And I want a band. And I want shoes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I was already on a date with another girl,
And I was already on a date with another girl, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I was gonna make some juice. And I was like,
And I was gonna make some juice. And I was like, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I was kind of hoping you'd save the date.
And I was kind of hoping you'd save the date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I was wondering if you had...
And I was wondering if you had... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I was working at a coffeehouse with my girlfriend,
And I was working at a coffeehouse with my girlfriend, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I went to the wedding stag,
And I went to the wedding stag, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I will go with you to Foxy Boxing.
And I will go with you to Foxy Boxing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I will squeeze them so hard your eyes pop out,
And I will squeeze them so hard your eyes pop out, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I wound up kissing this guy at a party one night
And I wound up kissing this guy at a party one night from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I'd lose you as a friend?
And I'd lose you as a friend? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I'll call you from the cab...
And I'll call you from the cab... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I'll tell you something, it feels pretty good.
And I'll tell you something, it feels pretty good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I'm exhausted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I'm freaking out, and you're my best friend,
And I'm freaking out, and you're my best friend, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I'm never gonna see her again.
And I'm never gonna see her again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I've really only ever been with one man.
And I've really only ever been with one man. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I've stumbled into the beginning of a very scary campfire story.
And I've stumbled into the beginning of a very scary campfire story. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And if economic sanctions and trade restrictions aren't enforced,
And if economic sanctions and trade restrictions aren't enforced, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And if going slow is what it takes to make this happen, I say, bring it on.
And if going slow is what it takes to make this happen, I say, bring it on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And if I pee all over it, it might go out forever!
And if I pee all over it, it might go out forever! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And if it's not like that,
And if it's not like that, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And if she thinks she can do 11.45% better, who am I to deny her that?
And if she thinks she can do 11.45% better, who am I to deny her that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And if you feel confident that you could reel one into your boat
And if you feel confident that you could reel one into your boat from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And if you got to know them, then you would see that.
And if you got to know them, then you would see that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And if you're such a bro, she's a part of who you are, too.
And if you're such a bro, she's a part of who you are, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it begins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it just seemed insane that you didn't know who I am now.
And it just seemed insane that you didn't know who I am now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it reminded me how great you are.
And it reminded me how great you are. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it told the story of the year she spent
And it told the story of the year she spent from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it'll be perfect. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it's 40% his wedding, too.
And it's 40% his wedding, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it's actually working.
And it's actually working. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it's awesome. Really, really awesome.
And it's awesome. Really, really awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it's cool. And I'm doing it.
And it's cool. And I'm doing it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it's gonna keep on happening,
And it's gonna keep on happening, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it's melting through the sidewalk,
And it's melting through the sidewalk, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it's much harder to deal with because, well, I don't get my nap.
And it's much harder to deal with because, well, I don't get my nap. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it's my dream job. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it's not a good look for me!
And it's not a good look for me! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it's not so little Mu Tu can get his malaria pills.
And it's not so little Mu Tu can get his malaria pills. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it's pissed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it's supposed to rain tonight.
And it's supposed to rain tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it's the size of a potato.
And it's the size of a potato. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And just like that it's all okay. Roll credits.
And just like that it's all okay. Roll credits. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And just soak up life and put it on a canvas,
And just soak up life and put it on a canvas, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And Kelly on 34th Street.
And Kelly on 34th Street. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And knew it, I'd want that person to come down to my dermatology office
And knew it, I'd want that person to come down to my dermatology office from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And like the majestic seahorse, it's hermaphroditic.
And like the majestic seahorse, it's hermaphroditic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And long distance definitely isn't an option.
And long distance definitely isn't an option. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And look back and say, "Yep, that was a mistake."
And look back and say, "Yep, that was a mistake." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And lurking just around the corner from those moments
And lurking just around the corner from those moments from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And Marshall Eriksen as a gay pirate.
And Marshall Eriksen as a gay pirate. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And me making the coffee, I had this coffee pot,
And me making the coffee, I had this coffee pot, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And my dad already paid for this huge wedding.
And my dad already paid for this huge wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And never underestimate a 12 year old with a...
And never underestimate a 12 year old with a... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And no, we will not be attending any parties in your pants.
And no, we will not be attending any parties in your pants. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And none of it would've happened if I had just listened to my mom,
And none of it would've happened if I had just listened to my mom, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And nothing good ever happens after 2:00 a.m.
And nothing good ever happens after 2:00 a.m. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And now I'm actually thinking about it.
And now I'm actually thinking about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And now I'm e mailing said picture to him.
And now I'm e mailing said picture to him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And now I'm really, really embarrassed.
And now I'm really, really embarrassed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And now she and Ted are upstairs.
And now she and Ted are upstairs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And now the kids are just going crazy by the end of the day.
And now the kids are just going crazy by the end of the day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And now we're celebrating our anniversary stuck in a bathroom.
And now we're celebrating our anniversary stuck in a bathroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And now you're trying to make me jealous by waving Edward R. Moron in my face?
And now you're trying to make me jealous by waving Edward R. Moron in my face? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And now, I don't think I won't not go to the bathroom.
And now, I don't think I won't not go to the bathroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And now, you're gonna do it for free.
And now, you're gonna do it for free. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And of course I'm not in touch with her!
And of course I'm not in touch with her! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And one really sucky memory.
And one really sucky memory. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And over a million species will be wiped out.
And over a million species will be wiped out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And performed a drum solo?
And performed a drum solo? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And presto manifesto, you have a soul mate and it works!
And presto manifesto, you have a soul mate and it works! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And read the paper to you each morning.
And read the paper to you each morning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And realize I need it and have to go all the way back to get it.
And realize I need it and have to go all the way back to get it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And reel in 10 chicks hotter than you.
And reel in 10 chicks hotter than you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And remember, if you ever ask the question, "What,"
And remember, if you ever ask the question, "What," from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And Robin Scherbatsky for "Pickles, the Singing Dog,"
And Robin Scherbatsky for "Pickles, the Singing Dog," from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And say to those girls, Daddy's home?
And say to those girls, Daddy's home? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And second of all, you cannot do this. It's wrong on every level.
And second of all, you cannot do this. It's wrong on every level. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And second, she's not the girl of my dreams.
And second, she's not the girl of my dreams. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And shazam! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And she knows me as a hanging chad.
And she knows me as a hanging chad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And she plays bass guitar like Kim Deal from the Pixies.
And she plays bass guitar like Kim Deal from the Pixies. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And she was kind of homely and strange Iooking.
And she was kind of homely and strange Iooking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And she was really self conscious about this little moustache she had.
And she was really self conscious about this little moustache she had. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And she's been throwing up ever since.
And she's been throwing up ever since. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And she's looking to get married and have kids?
And she's looking to get married and have kids? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And she's picking up what I'm laying down.
And she's picking up what I'm laying down. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And so, back in 2006, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And so, one fateful naptime...
And so, one fateful naptime... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And so, really, what's it gonna matter in 50 years if I jump the gun by one night?
And so, really, what's it gonna matter in 50 years if I jump the gun by one night? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And still have faith your pumpkin's gonna show up?
And still have faith your pumpkin's gonna show up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And still. It's still really awkward right now.
And still. It's still really awkward right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And Ted's gonna love them.
And Ted's gonna love them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And tell me so. In that scenario, I'm not interfering,
And tell me so. In that scenario, I'm not interfering, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And that is when the bouncer kicked us out.
And that is when the bouncer kicked us out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And that is where we will ring, nay, rock in the new year.
And that is where we will ring, nay, rock in the new year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And that meant gorilla lessons,
And that meant gorilla lessons, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And that, in a nutshell, is why I'm not putting the moves on you.
And that, in a nutshell, is why I'm not putting the moves on you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And that, my friends, is why you don't get your money's worth
And that, my friends, is why you don't get your money's worth from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And that's enough. I've done my part, now get down here!
And that's enough. I've done my part, now get down here! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And that's it, Those are all my friends, Thank you,
And that's it, Those are all my friends, Thank you, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And that's kind of scary.
And that's kind of scary. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And that's really noble. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And that's why she didn't give you her number.
And that's why she didn't give you her number. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the answer is right here.
And the answer is right here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the host said she knew you.
And the host said she knew you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the hot tub at my grandparents' retirement community.
And the hot tub at my grandparents' retirement community. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the night begins now. All right. Game face on
And the night begins now. All right. Game face on from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the only person I wanted to see at the end of it was you.
And the only person I wanted to see at the end of it was you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the only way I'm gonna find that someone is by going out
And the only way I'm gonna find that someone is by going out from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the only way I'm gonna find that someone is by going out
And the only way I'm gonna find that someone is by going out from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the school board took away my naptime...
And the school board took away my naptime... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the streak continues. Vomit free since '93.
And the streak continues. Vomit free since '93. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the triumph of the human spirit,
And the triumph of the human spirit, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the winner is Robin Scherbatsky,
And the winner is Robin Scherbatsky, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the winners of this year's costume contest are
And the winners of this year's costume contest are from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then all of a sudden, you're 28,
And then all of a sudden, you're 28, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then Barney calls her up, and then she shows up at the bar,
And then Barney calls her up, and then she shows up at the bar, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then followed it up with something good?
And then followed it up with something good? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then I had nobody. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then I promised Lily that we'd stuff 200 wedding invitations.
And then I promised Lily that we'd stuff 200 wedding invitations. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then I started thinking about Victoria
And then I started thinking about Victoria from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then I'll feed them to you like g****s.
And then I'll feed them to you like g****s. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then I'll just slip this in, and it won't seem so bad by comparison.
And then I'll just slip this in, and it won't seem so bad by comparison. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then I'll move to Prague or start my own video game company or something.
And then I'll move to Prague or start my own video game company or something. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then it got... icky, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then Lily told her the whole story,
And then Lily told her the whole story, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then narrow them down to one,
And then narrow them down to one, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then narrow them down to one,
And then narrow them down to one, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then she dumped me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then she's gonna make you some delicious juice!
And then she's gonna make you some delicious juice! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then suddenly, poof, spell's broken.
And then suddenly, poof, spell's broken. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then that leaves us with eight women.
And then that leaves us with eight women. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then the phone rings,
And then the phone rings, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then we brought you home and put you to bed.
And then we brought you home and put you to bed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then when it's over, never see each other again.
And then when it's over, never see each other again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then you have to eliminate half for intelligence, sense of humor
And then you have to eliminate half for intelligence, sense of humor from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then you have to take out the ex girlfriends, and the relatives
And then you have to take out the ex girlfriends, and the relatives from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then you realize I don't fit into your life anymore,
And then you realize I don't fit into your life anymore, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then you slip it to the guy with a discreet handshake,
And then you slip it to the guy with a discreet handshake, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then, top off the package with a New York Times, ready?
And then, top off the package with a New York Times, ready? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then, whatever she says, yes or no, that's it.
And then, whatever she says, yes or no, that's it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And then, when we're old and gray,
And then, when we're old and gray, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And there is no way you're getting married in that sarcastic quotation marks "suit."
And there is no way you're getting married in that sarcastic quotation marks "suit." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And there was this barefoot dude with a weirdly sharp toenail...
And there was this barefoot dude with a weirdly sharp toenail... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And there you have it, kids,
And there you have it, kids, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And there's a string quartet,
And there's a string quartet, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And there's an open bar. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And they make life worth living,
And they make life worth living, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And they mixed that cocktail, and they loved penguins.
And they mixed that cocktail, and they loved penguins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And they're all, "Yo, Eriksen, let's roll to the strip clubs!"
And they're all, "Yo, Eriksen, let's roll to the strip clubs!" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And third, I've been placing small items in Sandy's hair all night,
And third, I've been placing small items in Sandy's hair all night, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And this is my closet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And this mascot costume you stole cost $5,000.
And this mascot costume you stole cost $5,000. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And this time, you're actually gonna say yes.
And this time, you're actually gonna say yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And those guys are lame. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And three months becomes forever?
And three months becomes forever? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And throwing feces. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And to preface this, we're not gonna sleep together tonight.
And to preface this, we're not gonna sleep together tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And to score Hula Girl's number. Check and check.
And to score Hula Girl's number. Check and check. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And usually, they say, "Yes, it is."
And usually, they say, "Yes, it is." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And we both screwed up relationships in the past by jumping in too quick.
And we both screwed up relationships in the past by jumping in too quick. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And we love you, drunk Ted!
And we love you, drunk Ted! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And we only get one life.
And we only get one life. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And we only get one life.
And we only get one life. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And we really, really need to get out of here!
And we really, really need to get out of here! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And we still don't have...
And we still don't have... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And we tell each other everything, So here it goes,
And we tell each other everything, So here it goes, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And we'll check in with you tomorrow, New York.
And we'll check in with you tomorrow, New York. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And we'll think of something stupid to do together.
And we'll think of something stupid to do together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And we're gonna have to stop coming here, which will suck,
And we're gonna have to stop coming here, which will suck, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And what be a pirate's from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And what kind of wedding band would you be
And what kind of wedding band would you be from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And what will be sticking to that yacht?
And what will be sticking to that yacht? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And when Marshall told me not to marry you it made me realize I...
And when Marshall told me not to marry you it made me realize I... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And where's it all heading? Nowhere.
And where's it all heading? Nowhere. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And who shows up but Gabrielle.
And who shows up but Gabrielle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And who was this girl in my bed?
And who was this girl in my bed? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And who's the girl in my bed?
And who's the girl in my bed? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And with today's interest rate climate,
And with today's interest rate climate, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And wondering what happened to her.
And wondering what happened to her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And yet still so sick it needs to be chopped off the next?
And yet still so sick it needs to be chopped off the next? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And yet, we'd feel obligated to have sex.
And yet, we'd feel obligated to have sex. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you deserve a big package.
And you deserve a big package. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you didn't tell Marshall.
And you didn't tell Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you didn't use an obvious alias on your application
And you didn't use an obvious alias on your application from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you don't even have to come out of the cake.
And you don't even have to come out of the cake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you get so drunk you throw up, it'll be sad,
And you get so drunk you throw up, it'll be sad, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you have a girlfriend. Go home, Ted.
And you have a girlfriend. Go home, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you know what game I really miss? Battleship. I've never lost a game.
And you know what game I really miss? Battleship. I've never lost a game. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you know what he said?
And you know what he said? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you know what? I actually feel closer to you now.
And you know what? I actually feel closer to you now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you know what? That's okay.
And you know what? That's okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you know why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you know why? 'Cause I mean it to be.
And you know why? 'Cause I mean it to be. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you know why? Because you're different.
And you know why? Because you're different. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you know why? Because you're irrationally picky,
And you know why? Because you're irrationally picky, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you promise me that you will never, ever, ever tell
And you promise me that you will never, ever, ever tell from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you took them down to make room for your fiancée's stupid painting?
And you took them down to make room for your fiancée's stupid painting? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you wound up losing both girls in one night.
And you wound up losing both girls in one night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you'll give up your independence and you'll never live abroad
And you'll give up your independence and you'll never live abroad from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you'll need new shoes. Don't worry. I know a guy.
And you'll need new shoes. Don't worry. I know a guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you'll see how totally not that lame they are.
And you'll see how totally not that lame they are. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you'll wind up old before your time, wondering,
And you'll wind up old before your time, wondering, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you're wondering if I'd be upset.
And you're wondering if I'd be upset. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And you've got "statutory" written all over your body.
And you've got "statutory" written all over your body. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And your mother. Calling me all the time...
And your mother. Calling me all the time... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And your slump's over. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And yours is 100% wool, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And yours went another, doesn't make your life any worse.
And yours went another, doesn't make your life any worse. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, also, I texted you the same thing.
And, also, I texted you the same thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, besides, we want completely different things.
And, besides, we want completely different things. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, by the way, I bought these glasses. Bought them at Ikea.
And, by the way, I bought these glasses. Bought them at Ikea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, damn it, I've made no mistakes!
And, damn it, I've made no mistakes! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, FYI, yes, I have three way calling.
And, FYI, yes, I have three way calling. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, guys, I haven't exactly told Victoria
And, guys, I haven't exactly told Victoria from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, hey, look, at least now we can stay in here as long as it takes.
And, hey, look, at least now we can stay in here as long as it takes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, if you do, what does that mean for us?
And, if you do, what does that mean for us? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, if you don't, it's no hard feelings, just, "Good night.
And, if you don't, it's no hard feelings, just, "Good night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, in fact, moved here to get away from.
And, in fact, moved here to get away from. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, it's not like I care so much about getting into the VIP room.
And, it's not like I care so much about getting into the VIP room. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, look, he's coming by soon to talk about it,
And, look, he's coming by soon to talk about it, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, look, you can still travel. I mean, you can still paint.
And, look, you can still travel. I mean, you can still paint. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, oh, we can't forget those lesbians.
And, oh, we can't forget those lesbians. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, on top of that, I have to be homeless! Does that seem fair?
And, on top of that, I have to be homeless! Does that seem fair? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, really, the next thing I remember is waking up the following morning,
And, really, the next thing I remember is waking up the following morning, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, so help me God, if I catch you
And, so help me God, if I catch you from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, speaking of digging up dirt,
And, speaking of digging up dirt, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, Ted, I could use your keen architectural eye on the invitations.
And, Ted, I could use your keen architectural eye on the invitations. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, to be honest, there's a lot of Ionely nights in that job description.
And, to be honest, there's a lot of Ionely nights in that job description. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, two weeks later, it's not working out, I'm, like, the biggest jerk of all time.
And, two weeks later, it's not working out, I'm, like, the biggest jerk of all time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, two, you laugh every time you say the word "sack."
And, two, you laugh every time you say the word "sack." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, who knows, maybe we will wind up getting married someday,
And, who knows, maybe we will wind up getting married someday, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, you know, I'll see some super hot model chick and I'll think,
And, you know, I'll see some super hot model chick and I'll think, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And, you know, if Ted likes her, she's probably pretty cool.
And, you know, if Ted likes her, she's probably pretty cool. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And... And we want different things. That's still there. That's not going away.
And... And we want different things. That's still there. That's not going away. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
ANNOUNCER; Ladies and gentlemen,
ANNOUNCER; Ladies and gentlemen, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Another care package? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Another living soul what transpired here tonight.
Another living soul what transpired here tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Another round, and back it up for me and Lily!
Another round, and back it up for me and Lily! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Any idea who... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Anyone ever tell you you should be on 60 Minutes?
Anyone ever tell you you should be on 60 Minutes? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Anything else? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Anything, bro. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Anyway, halfway through the semester, she just stopped talking to me,
Anyway, halfway through the semester, she just stopped talking to me, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Anyway, I got the care package and it's just great.
Anyway, I got the care package and it's just great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Anyway, Marshall managed to score an internship in their legal department
Anyway, Marshall managed to score an internship in their legal department from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Anyway, now he has his girlfriend in Germany
Anyway, now he has his girlfriend in Germany from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Anyway, this girl, any idea who she was?
Anyway, this girl, any idea who she was? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Apparently, she was wearing brown shoes
Apparently, she was wearing brown shoes from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Appeared this girl in the sexiest pumpkin costume,
Appeared this girl in the sexiest pumpkin costume, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Apple picking. Can you just get up here?
Apple picking. Can you just get up here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Apple tart, excellent choice, Lilypad.
Apple tart, excellent choice, Lilypad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Arby's. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are 75% more likely to have success in future relationships.
Are 75% more likely to have success in future relationships. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are harshing my mellow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are opting to have non traditional weddings out in the woods.
Are opting to have non traditional weddings out in the woods. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are we playing I Never, 'cause there's nothing left
Are we playing I Never, 'cause there's nothing left from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are you a vampire? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are you coloring in your butt?
Are you coloring in your butt? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are you finally gonna tell me exactly what your job is?
Are you finally gonna tell me exactly what your job is? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are you guys okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are you guys planning on punching some holes in that box?
Are you guys planning on punching some holes in that box? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are you honestly trying to get me excited about fondue?
Are you honestly trying to get me excited about fondue? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are you kidding? Ted's never been here.
Are you kidding? Ted's never been here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are you kidding? You guys never talk about anything.
Are you kidding? You guys never talk about anything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are you sure? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are you trying to get me to join a cult?
Are you trying to get me to join a cult? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Aren't you even a little curious? The woman who set you up
Aren't you even a little curious? The woman who set you up from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Argyle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
As I rode home the next morning, the city looked the same,
As I rode home the next morning, the city looked the same, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
As I walked away, I realized Shannon was an adult,
As I walked away, I realized Shannon was an adult, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
As long as I don't have to spend it with a bunch of phonies.
As long as I don't have to spend it with a bunch of phonies. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
As on pitch as they were at Spring Fling '95,
As on pitch as they were at Spring Fling '95, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
As perfect, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ask her about the cake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
At 2:43 in the morning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
At 2:45 a.m. You still have a girlfriend.
At 2:45 a.m. You still have a girlfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
At a police auction. I just got a call from a guy down at the marina
At a police auction. I just got a call from a guy down at the marina from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
At least someone appreciates the fact that I am doing and not thinking.
At least someone appreciates the fact that I am doing and not thinking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
At least, I'm good at it.
At least, I'm good at it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
At the Russell House Art Foundation here in San Francisco,
At the Russell House Art Foundation here in San Francisco, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely related to me.
At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely related to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Aunt Kathy's got an itch that only you can scratch, big boy.
Aunt Kathy's got an itch that only you can scratch, big boy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Austin and I spent Saturday night at the most charming
Austin and I spent Saturday night at the most charming from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Awesome air kicks, huh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Awesome! So awesome! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Awkward conversations with middle aged couples
Awkward conversations with middle aged couples from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
B, you get to have sex with her.
B, you get to have sex with her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Baby, I can't hold it in any longer! It's time!
Baby, I can't hold it in any longer! It's time! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Baby, I know that this will make things harder,
Baby, I know that this will make things harder, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Baby, I'm giving you sexy smoldering with just a hint of crazy eyes.
Baby, I'm giving you sexy smoldering with just a hint of crazy eyes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Baby, it was a mouse. It had whiskers.
Baby, it was a mouse. It had whiskers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Baby, The 88 don't audition. They're like The Wiggles of wedding bands.
Baby, The 88 don't audition. They're like The Wiggles of wedding bands. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Baby, there's something I have to do. And if I do it in front of you,
Baby, there's something I have to do. And if I do it in front of you, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Baby, they're only holding the date until Monday.
Baby, they're only holding the date until Monday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Baby, what are you talking about?
Baby, what are you talking about? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Baby, why don't you just go?
Baby, why don't you just go? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Baby, you go with them, and I'll meet you at party number three.
Baby, you go with them, and I'll meet you at party number three. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Back in 2005, she thought she was too cool for Halloween.
Back in 2005, she thought she was too cool for Halloween. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Back of Horse. Hey, where's Front of Horse?
Back of Horse. Hey, where's Front of Horse? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Back to my place, Hansel.
Back to my place, Hansel. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Backgammon sucks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bad idea jeans. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bad maps, creaky houses, hillbilly in a gorilla suit.
Bad maps, creaky houses, hillbilly in a gorilla suit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bad move Scherbatsky. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bam. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Band. Check. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barnacle out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney was still trying to prove that good things can happen after 2.00 a.m.
Barney was still trying to prove that good things can happen after 2.00 a.m. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, Barney, what the hell! Barney, it's not worth it. Let it go.
Barney, Barney, what the hell! Barney, it's not worth it. Let it go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, how do I get these idiots to leave me alone?
Barney, how do I get these idiots to leave me alone? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, I don't like Ted. He's moved on and I'm really happy for...
Barney, I don't like Ted. He's moved on and I'm really happy for... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, I'm not bringing a date even if I wanted to.
Barney, I'm not bringing a date even if I wanted to. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, is that true? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, that was really embarrassing for both of us.
Barney, that was really embarrassing for both of us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, that's not my dad.
Barney, that's not my dad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, there is no way I am...
Barney, there is no way I am... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, this is the third time you've hit on me by accident!
Barney, this is the third time you've hit on me by accident! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, this says $4,000.
Barney, this says $4,000. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, what was on that tape?
Barney, what was on that tape? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, you tried. I think that's great. But we're going.
Barney, you tried. I think that's great. But we're going. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, you've always taken care of me. You are a gentleman and a scholar!
Barney, you've always taken care of me. You are a gentleman and a scholar! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
BARNEY; And then she told me about her life,
BARNEY; And then she told me about her life, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
BARNEY; Five weeks later, we were all set to leave for the Peace Corps,
BARNEY; Five weeks later, we were all set to leave for the Peace Corps, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
BARNEY; I didn't go, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
BARNEY; I went back to the coffeehouse to find Shannon,
BARNEY; I went back to the coffeehouse to find Shannon, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
BARNEY; It was 1998, I was just out of college,
BARNEY; It was 1998, I was just out of college, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
BARNEY; Oh, no, it just takes a while to power down,
BARNEY; Oh, no, it just takes a while to power down, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
BARNEY: Name's Clark Butterfield.
BARNEY: Name's Clark Butterfield. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
BARNEY: Now focus. You and Marshall are roommates.
BARNEY: Now focus. You and Marshall are roommates. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Based solely on one external characteristic?
Based solely on one external characteristic? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Be free, mutant beast. I'll miss this private war of ours.
Be free, mutant beast. I'll miss this private war of ours. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Beautiful, charming, intelligent, engaged.
Beautiful, charming, intelligent, engaged. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because after 2:00 a.m. Is when things get, audience, say it with me, legendary!
Because after 2:00 a.m. Is when things get, audience, say it with me, legendary! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because all of the stuff you're supposed to like, usually sucks.
Because all of the stuff you're supposed to like, usually sucks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because deep down, you didn't want to show up at this thing with a date.
Because deep down, you didn't want to show up at this thing with a date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because he knew someone who worked there,
Because he knew someone who worked there, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because he's pregnant. 'Cause he's the girl.
Because he's pregnant. 'Cause he's the girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because I look good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because I made it rain. That's what I did today.
Because I made it rain. That's what I did today. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because I told her I had converted all my money to India dollars,
Because I told her I had converted all my money to India dollars, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because I want it to be fun and Marshall wants it to be lame.
Because I want it to be fun and Marshall wants it to be lame. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because I want to keep some of the mystery alive.
Because I want to keep some of the mystery alive. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because it was just me out there. I couldn't even stand playing doubles.
Because it was just me out there. I couldn't even stand playing doubles. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because it's being chased by another moment.
Because it's being chased by another moment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because now you're in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because that night was just beginning,
Because that night was just beginning, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because that's our song, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because the beauty of a moment is that it's fleeting.
Because the beauty of a moment is that it's fleeting. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because the decisions you make after 2.00 a.m. are the wrong decisions,
Because the decisions you make after 2.00 a.m. are the wrong decisions, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake,
Because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because then you'd go your whole life not really knowing
Because then you'd go your whole life not really knowing from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because this whole thing was your idea. And Claudia scares me.
Because this whole thing was your idea. And Claudia scares me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because tonight, I am getting us all into Okay.
Because tonight, I am getting us all into Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because you have feelings for Ted.
Because you have feelings for Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because you just haven't met the right Hansel yet.
Because you just haven't met the right Hansel yet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because you kind of look like John Cusack
Because you kind of look like John Cusack from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because you'd just pass right through her and feel really cold for a second.
Because you'd just pass right through her and feel really cold for a second. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because you're acting like one of those guys,
Because you're acting like one of those guys, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because you're expecting a call from your girlfriend in Germany
Because you're expecting a call from your girlfriend in Germany from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because you're gonna bring your own date.
Because you're gonna bring your own date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because, italics, this night did not happen.
Because, italics, this night did not happen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because, we just hooked up last night. I can't call the girl the next day.
Because, we just hooked up last night. I can't call the girl the next day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Behind a curtain, in a dark little room,
Behind a curtain, in a dark little room, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Being in a couple is hard and committing,
Being in a couple is hard and committing, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today.
Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Believe me, you'd know the moves.
Believe me, you'd know the moves. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Besides, if I go out, who's gonna watch the news?
Besides, if I go out, who's gonna watch the news? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Besides, if I go out, who's gonna watch the news?
Besides, if I go out, who's gonna watch the news? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Besides, she thinks I'm on my way to India.
Besides, she thinks I'm on my way to India. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Binoculars. Second pair, on my desk.
Binoculars. Second pair, on my desk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bob Rorschach over here at Love Solutions.
Bob Rorschach over here at Love Solutions. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Both fitting together like two pieces of a very attractive puzzle.
Both fitting together like two pieces of a very attractive puzzle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
BOTH: Say what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Boy, too bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Boyfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Brace yourself, dude. This is gonna blow your mind hole.
Brace yourself, dude. This is gonna blow your mind hole. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Brain freeze. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Break a leg. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Break me off a piece of that white chocolate.
Break me off a piece of that white chocolate. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Broke my tooth! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bummer. I was hoping to finally have sex with you this weekend, Scherbatsky.
Bummer. I was hoping to finally have sex with you this weekend, Scherbatsky. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Burn! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Busy as a bee, that little computer.
Busy as a bee, that little computer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But actually it's Long John Silver's.
But actually it's Long John Silver's. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But after 2.00 a.m., my good sense was sound asleep,
But after 2.00 a.m., my good sense was sound asleep, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But are you having second thoughts?
But are you having second thoughts? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But back then I really thought that's how it worked,
But back then I really thought that's how it worked, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But before I do, I just want to say something.
But before I do, I just want to say something. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But before it even started...
But before it even started... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But Derek should be coming by any minute to pick me up.
But Derek should be coming by any minute to pick me up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But do you really think you're gonna hang on to a girl that great
But do you really think you're gonna hang on to a girl that great from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But even if you save every rainforest from being turned into a parking lot,
But even if you save every rainforest from being turned into a parking lot, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But eventually she graciously agreed to let me bring Robin,
But eventually she graciously agreed to let me bring Robin, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But every year they have a Halloween party
But every year they have a Halloween party from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But everything was about to change,
But everything was about to change, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But Executive Mischief Consultant Marshall Eriksen reporting for duty.
But Executive Mischief Consultant Marshall Eriksen reporting for duty. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But go ask my landlady, Mrs. Conroy.
But go ask my landlady, Mrs. Conroy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But go on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But he needed money for the wedding,
But he needed money for the wedding, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But here's the problem, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But here's the real kicker. Shannon's a mom.
But here's the real kicker. Shannon's a mom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But here's the real question, It's 2.00 a.m.
But here's the real question, It's 2.00 a.m. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But hot dogs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But how am I supposed to know if we're soul mates? It's too soon.
But how am I supposed to know if we're soul mates? It's too soon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But how will you know it's me? I'm a master of disguise.
But how will you know it's me? I'm a master of disguise. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But how's she gonna feel in a couple of years
But how's she gonna feel in a couple of years from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I already invited someone.
But I already invited someone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I am just a manifestation of your subconscious,
But I am just a manifestation of your subconscious, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I can't do this, you're a hooker.
But I can't do this, you're a hooker. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I can't sign off on it until I hear you play Good Feeling
But I can't sign off on it until I hear you play Good Feeling from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I checked plus one. I always check plus one.
But I checked plus one. I always check plus one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I couldn't be Gretel.
But I couldn't be Gretel. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I don't actually cry in front of people
But I don't actually cry in front of people from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I don't know. I'm really into this girl.
But I don't know. I'm really into this girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I don't think she is.
But I don't think she is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I don't want to hide out in here.
But I don't want to hide out in here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic.
But I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I have thought about it for three seconds, and it makes a lot of sense.
But I have thought about it for three seconds, and it makes a lot of sense. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I have to go to work, and you have that meeting.
But I have to go to work, and you have that meeting. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I just want someone who's not afraid to hold me at night,
But I just want someone who's not afraid to hold me at night, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I love painting, and I've always wondered if I'm any good.
But I love painting, and I've always wondered if I'm any good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I love you and I want to give it to you anyway.
But I love you and I want to give it to you anyway. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I met someone up on this roof four years ago
But I met someone up on this roof four years ago from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I think I just found it.
But I think I just found it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I think you should go on without me.
But I think you should go on without me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I think, the whole time, a little part of me
But I think, the whole time, a little part of me from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I will make it work. I promise.
But I will make it work. I promise. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I would like to look like a beautiful princess.
But I would like to look like a beautiful princess. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I would much rather share this small, one scoop sundae with you, Mike.
But I would much rather share this small, one scoop sundae with you, Mike. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I'll get to that later,
But I'll get to that later, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I'm an architect. And you said I'm cute.
But I'm an architect. And you said I'm cute. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I'm getting married and my fiancé wants to hire you guys as the band,
But I'm getting married and my fiancé wants to hire you guys as the band, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I'm in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I'm never gonna go out with you.
But I'm never gonna go out with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I'm not anymore. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I'm not gonna get that, so...
But I'm not gonna get that, so... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I'm off the roster, baby.
But I'm off the roster, baby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I'm on my way over to Robin's right now.
But I'm on my way over to Robin's right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I'm Robin Scherbatsky. I'm a reporter for Channel 1.
But I'm Robin Scherbatsky. I'm a reporter for Channel 1. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But if it's the right person, then it's easy.
But if it's the right person, then it's easy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But if those guys try to pressure you to smoke, what do you say?
But if those guys try to pressure you to smoke, what do you say? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But if we do it tonight, it'll be less sad.
But if we do it tonight, it'll be less sad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But if we're stuck in here, I'm turning up the volume.
But if we're stuck in here, I'm turning up the volume. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But if you do this right now,
But if you do this right now, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But if you get us the sheet music, we'll play your song.
But if you get us the sheet music, we'll play your song. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But if you roll an even number while adjacent to the Peppermint Forest,
But if you roll an even number while adjacent to the Peppermint Forest, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But if you're not interested, fine, I'm out 500 bucks. Whatever.
But if you're not interested, fine, I'm out 500 bucks. Whatever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But if you're unhappy, it's not worth it.
But if you're unhappy, it's not worth it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But in 2005, I attempted to do the impossible;
But in 2005, I attempted to do the impossible; from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But in reality, it's always just a big letdown,
But in reality, it's always just a big letdown, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But in the meantime, wish me luck.
But in the meantime, wish me luck. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But instead, I'm out in the world being awesome 24/7, 365.
But instead, I'm out in the world being awesome 24/7, 365. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But instead, what do I have?
But instead, what do I have? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But is there any chance that Carl is a vampire?
But is there any chance that Carl is a vampire? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it doesn't change anything.
But it doesn't change anything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it had mouse like characteristics.
But it had mouse like characteristics. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it has to work! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it seems as nice a spot as any to just, you know, sit and wait.
But it seems as nice a spot as any to just, you know, sit and wait. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it was delicious, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it was never available, And then, suddenly, it was,
But it was never available, And then, suddenly, it was, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it was Robin, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it wasn't, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it would really mean a lot to me if you guys came.
But it would really mean a lot to me if you guys came. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it would've been nice to be asked.
But it would've been nice to be asked. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it wouldn't hurt to check her out, right?
But it wouldn't hurt to check her out, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it's a mistake I have to make.
But it's a mistake I have to make. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it's dipping stuff in hot cheese with boring people.
But it's dipping stuff in hot cheese with boring people. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it's kind of the greatest thing in the world when you're a part of it.
But it's kind of the greatest thing in the world when you're a part of it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it's not like I'm going to do it. The dates conflict with the wedding.
But it's not like I'm going to do it. The dates conflict with the wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it's the greatest samurai who lets his sword rust in its scabbard.
But it's the greatest samurai who lets his sword rust in its scabbard. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But just know that this Victoria's Secret party is on a yacht.
But just know that this Victoria's Secret party is on a yacht. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But maybe that's how it had to happen. I mean, think about it.
But maybe that's how it had to happen. I mean, think about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But more on that later, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But mostly, they wanted the public to focus on the yellow fuzzy stuff,
But mostly, they wanted the public to focus on the yellow fuzzy stuff, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But nobody remembers what the hell a hanging chad is.
But nobody remembers what the hell a hanging chad is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But not about Marshall. About me.
But not about Marshall. About me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But not so much so that her legs are, like, more muscular than mine.
But not so much so that her legs are, like, more muscular than mine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But not tonight, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But now that it was really happening, it seemed kind of huge and scary,
But now that it was really happening, it seemed kind of huge and scary, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But peach schnapps. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But people are wrong. It should be all rise, baby.
But people are wrong. It should be all rise, baby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But right now, that's just not who I am. I'm not a commitment guy.
But right now, that's just not who I am. I'm not a commitment guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But sadly, for you, it's just a new middle.
But sadly, for you, it's just a new middle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But seriously, call me back.
But seriously, call me back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But seriously, leave me a message, and we'll meet up later.
But seriously, leave me a message, and we'll meet up later. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But seriously, what was up with the tape?
But seriously, what was up with the tape? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But she seems to make Ted happy.
But she seems to make Ted happy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But Ted's too busy being in a lesbian relationship.
But Ted's too busy being in a lesbian relationship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But that blue sky isn't without at least one cloud.
But that blue sky isn't without at least one cloud. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But that doesn't mean I'm in love with the guy.
But that doesn't mean I'm in love with the guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But that's getting ahead of the story,
But that's getting ahead of the story, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But the fact is, whatever I do, it all keeps coming back to Robin.
But the fact is, whatever I do, it all keeps coming back to Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But the geniuses at corporate decided they wanted to diversify,
But the geniuses at corporate decided they wanted to diversify, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But the important stuff doesn't change. To the important stuff.
But the important stuff doesn't change. To the important stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But the important thing is that Marshall and I love each other, right?
But the important thing is that Marshall and I love each other, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But the Nicaraguans need us.
But the Nicaraguans need us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But the people I'm getting coffee for, their bosses are gonna save the world.
But the people I'm getting coffee for, their bosses are gonna save the world. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But then after that, I finish my coffee and I go to my real job as an architect,
But then after that, I finish my coffee and I go to my real job as an architect, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But then I realized from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But then reality came along,
But then reality came along, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake,
But there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But there's no time to take two steps to the bedroom?
But there's no time to take two steps to the bedroom? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But there's no way in hell I'm telling you this one,
But there's no way in hell I'm telling you this one, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But there's one story I don't remember,
But there's one story I don't remember, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But there's still one big question that needs to be answered.
But there's still one big question that needs to be answered. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But they were all at recess,
But they were all at recess, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But this girl, she wants the same stuff, and it's bumming me out.
But this girl, she wants the same stuff, and it's bumming me out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But this is the one thing that never will.
But this is the one thing that never will. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But this isn't just some guy. This is Ted. He's amazing.
But this isn't just some guy. This is Ted. He's amazing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But this never seeing each other thing, it's a bitch.
But this never seeing each other thing, it's a bitch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But to be fair, she's also hot.
But to be fair, she's also hot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But Uncle Marshall swears it happened,
But Uncle Marshall swears it happened, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But unfortunately, the night did not end there.
But unfortunately, the night did not end there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But wait, 48% of those are already in relationships,
But wait, 48% of those are already in relationships, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But wait. Knock, knock. Somebody's at the back door?
But wait. Knock, knock. Somebody's at the back door? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But we decided not to dress up.
But we decided not to dress up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But we didn't go away. We're in the bathroom.
But we didn't go away. We're in the bathroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But we want completely different things.
But we want completely different things. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But what the bleep are you doing, dude?
But what the bleep are you doing, dude? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But when he's ready to talk to me about it, he'll come and talk to me about it.
But when he's ready to talk to me about it, he'll come and talk to me about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But when Marshall came out a few minutes later...
But when Marshall came out a few minutes later... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But when we said, "Hey, Moby," you said, "Yeah."
But when we said, "Hey, Moby," you said, "Yeah." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But when you just told me to stay, it made me realize that I have to go.
But when you just told me to stay, it made me realize that I have to go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But why am I the only one?
But why am I the only one? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But will you be happy, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But you chose one in a city 3,000 miles away,
But you chose one in a city 3,000 miles away, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But you did earn yourself the right to the end of mine.
But you did earn yourself the right to the end of mine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But you don't really know it's a mistake,
But you don't really know it's a mistake, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But you enjoyed the e vite, right? That was an actual picture of my pants.
But you enjoyed the e vite, right? That was an actual picture of my pants. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But you fought so bravely for it.
But you fought so bravely for it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But you have a job here and a life. I'd have nothing there.
But you have a job here and a life. I'd have nothing there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But you know what? It's gonna come out, because it's only chocolate and raspberry.
But you know what? It's gonna come out, because it's only chocolate and raspberry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But you saw how stressed out she is.
But you saw how stressed out she is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But you're the guy.. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But you're wired just fine.
But you're wired just fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But you've exaggerated it in your mind, you know, like the Loch Ness monster.
But you've exaggerated it in your mind, you know, like the Loch Ness monster. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But you've got a huge package.
But you've got a huge package. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But your rice pilaf kicked my spinach in the crotch so hard,
But your rice pilaf kicked my spinach in the crotch so hard, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, also, you just sat down in the cake.
But, also, you just sat down in the cake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, anyway, I'm blabbering. Way to make new friends, Lily.
But, anyway, I'm blabbering. Way to make new friends, Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, Barney, they are so right.
But, Barney, they are so right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, by the end of it, you have no idea who you are anymore,
But, by the end of it, you have no idea who you are anymore, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, dudes, fake diamond ring?
But, dudes, fake diamond ring? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, God, you must have that son of a bitch memorized by now.
But, God, you must have that son of a bitch memorized by now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, guys, I'm sorry, I'm gonna say it.
But, guys, I'm sorry, I'm gonna say it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, I know now, it's just a mirage.
But, I know now, it's just a mirage. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, man, when I find her
But, man, when I find her from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, please, don't act like that around here.
But, please, don't act like that around here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, still, what does this mean? Are we dating now?
But, still, what does this mean? Are we dating now? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, sure, we can do hair.
But, sure, we can do hair. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, wait. Knock, knock, back door.
But, wait. Knock, knock, back door. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, well, considering, I'm just gonna say it.
But, well, considering, I'm just gonna say it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, yeah. Yeah, I can totally share. Yeah.
But, yeah. Yeah, I can totally share. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, you always said the Foxy Boxing girls were neither foxy,
But, you always said the Foxy Boxing girls were neither foxy, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, you know, I was drunk.
But, you know, I was drunk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Buttercup Bakery! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Buttercup Bakery. This is it.
Buttercup Bakery. This is it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Butterfield is going to retaliate within the next four hours.
Butterfield is going to retaliate within the next four hours. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Buy him a giant teddy bear or something?
Buy him a giant teddy bear or something? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
By any chance, was that you?
By any chance, was that you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
By behaving exactly like one of them.
By behaving exactly like one of them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
By its very nature, it slips through our fingers.
By its very nature, it slips through our fingers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
By the side of a highway in Dutchess County?
By the side of a highway in Dutchess County? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
By the way, honey, Ted stopped by
By the way, honey, Ted stopped by from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
By the way, I almost forgot. We found this.
By the way, I almost forgot. We found this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
By the way, I should get you Nirvana's phone number.
By the way, I should get you Nirvana's phone number. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bye, babe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bye. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bye. Why does Ted want to know if I like cats?
Bye. Why does Ted want to know if I like cats? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
C'mon, let's go! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Cake? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Came to the local community college to give a lecture,
Came to the local community college to give a lecture, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can I count on you two to behave around Victoria?
Can I count on you two to behave around Victoria? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can we swing by the apartment so I can change?
Can we swing by the apartment so I can change? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can you blame her? You called her a hooker.
Can you blame her? You called her a hooker. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can you get me in there? I kind of need to kill him.
Can you get me in there? I kind of need to kill him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can you get me in? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can you promise me that that's not gonna happen?
Can you promise me that that's not gonna happen? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can you promise me that that's not gonna happen?
Can you promise me that that's not gonna happen? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can you promise me that that's not gonna happen?
Can you promise me that that's not gonna happen? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can't a brother go apple picking without getting the third degree? Damn!
Can't a brother go apple picking without getting the third degree? Damn! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can't wait. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Candyland, I Never, Pictionary.
Candyland, I Never, Pictionary. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Carl, two more. All right, all right. What do we think of this one?
Carl, two more. All right, all right. What do we think of this one? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Carl? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Case in point... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Catch you on the flip, butt puppet.
Catch you on the flip, butt puppet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Change your personality? That is so awful. And not at all motivational.
Change your personality? That is so awful. And not at all motivational. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Changing some brat's poopy diapers,
Changing some brat's poopy diapers, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Cheap Trick. Oh, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Check and check. She wants two kids, a boy and a girl.
Check and check. She wants two kids, a boy and a girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Check out table number four.
Check out table number four. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Check out that guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Check them out, they're good. They're good.
Check them out, they're good. They're good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Claire and Austin just invited us to their fondue fest
Claire and Austin just invited us to their fondue fest from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Claire's my age, and she and her husband do all this classy grown up stuff.
Claire's my age, and she and her husband do all this classy grown up stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Clanging against the headboard,
Clanging against the headboard, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Claudia called our 7 year old flower girl a whore.
Claudia called our 7 year old flower girl a whore. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Claudia is getting married tomorrow,
Claudia is getting married tomorrow, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Claudia, I'm pretty sure I checked...
Claudia, I'm pretty sure I checked... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Claudia, it's all gonna be okay.
Claudia, it's all gonna be okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Claudia. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Clean this stuff up, Eriksen.
Clean this stuff up, Eriksen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Close the window! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Close your eyes and count to five.
Close your eyes and count to five. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Clubs weren't even okay, Clubs sucked,
Clubs weren't even okay, Clubs sucked, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Coat wench, do not uncheck that man's jacket!
Coat wench, do not uncheck that man's jacket! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Coffee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
College educated, check. Plays tennis, check.
College educated, check. Plays tennis, check. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come down here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Barney, I'm sure they've talked about who gets the apartment.
Come on, Barney, I'm sure they've talked about who gets the apartment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Barney, I'm sure they've talked about who gets the apartment.
Come on, Barney, I'm sure they've talked about who gets the apartment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Barney, this is not about the odds.
Come on, Barney, this is not about the odds. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Barney, you're just being paranoid.
Come on, Barney, you're just being paranoid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, boys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Claudia. We go way back.
Come on, Claudia. We go way back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Daddy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, dude. You should be thanking me.
Come on, dude. You should be thanking me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Ellen. I mean, a pint of ice cream. Isn't that a bit cliché?
Come on, Ellen. I mean, a pint of ice cream. Isn't that a bit cliché? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, give us a number. Lily guessed eight,
Come on, give us a number. Lily guessed eight, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, guys. Get a room.
Come on, guys. Get a room. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, I came back for you, Ted.
Come on, I came back for you, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, I can't stand watching my delusional friend
Come on, I can't stand watching my delusional friend from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, it's gonna get nuts in there. It's this dude who owes me money.
Come on, it's gonna get nuts in there. It's this dude who owes me money. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, just try a little bite.
Come on, just try a little bite. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Lily, don't hate the player, hate the game.
Come on, Lily, don't hate the player, hate the game. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Lily! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Lily. The only way that that was a cockroach
Come on, Lily. The only way that that was a cockroach from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Lily. We have a tightly scheduled evening
Come on, Lily. We have a tightly scheduled evening from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, man, I didn't recruit you to work here for your lawyering skills.
Come on, man, I didn't recruit you to work here for your lawyering skills. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Marshall, it's the greatest pickup line of all time.
Come on, Marshall, it's the greatest pickup line of all time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Marshall. Do you really think she's still your fiancée?
Come on, Marshall. Do you really think she's still your fiancée? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Mary, there's no one else around.
Come on, Mary, there's no one else around. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Robin, trot out your new fella.
Come on, Robin, trot out your new fella. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Ted. Let's get you a hooker. It'll be fun.
Come on, Ted. Let's get you a hooker. It'll be fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Ted. Victoria's Secret party. Now. Let's go.
Come on, Ted. Victoria's Secret party. Now. Let's go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Ted. Who are you gonna listen to?
Come on, Ted. Who are you gonna listen to? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, there was a computer, and there were eight fish
Come on, there was a computer, and there were eight fish from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, wouldn't it be the coolest story ever
Come on, wouldn't it be the coolest story ever from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on! It's an adventure.
Come on! It's an adventure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on! You gotta give me aliens!
Come on! You gotta give me aliens! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on! You've been doing wedding stuff nonstop. Take a break.
Come on! You've been doing wedding stuff nonstop. Take a break. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on. Disk three! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on. Dude, we all know how this movie ends.
Come on. Dude, we all know how this movie ends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on. If you don't laugh, it just seems mean.
Come on. If you don't laugh, it just seems mean. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on. It can't be that bad.
Come on. It can't be that bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on. It's not that bad.
Come on. It's not that bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on. Pick up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on. Ted, this is an incredible opportunity.
Come on. Ted, this is an incredible opportunity. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on. Those calls weren't that weird.
Come on. Those calls weren't that weird. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Coming up, are there snakes living in your walls?
Coming up, are there snakes living in your walls? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Complimenting the owners on their collection of needlepoint geese.
Complimenting the owners on their collection of needlepoint geese. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Congratulations, Marshall.
Congratulations, Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Congratulations, you have just taken your very first step.
Congratulations, you have just taken your very first step. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Cool. Okay. You know, whenever.
Cool. Okay. You know, whenever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Could make a guy so gay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Could this penguin be the slutty pumpkin?
Could this penguin be the slutty pumpkin? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Crap! Band! We forgot a band!
Crap! Band! We forgot a band! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Crap. I'm missing one of those screws for this table
Crap. I'm missing one of those screws for this table from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Credit cards. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Crouch down and bend over a little bit.
Crouch down and bend over a little bit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Daddy's home. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Damn it, I have to see her again.
Damn it, I have to see her again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Damn it, Past Ted! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Damn it, Trudy! What about the pineapple?
Damn it, Trudy! What about the pineapple? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Damn it, Victoria. Where are you?
Damn it, Victoria. Where are you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Damn it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Damn it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Damn it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Damn you, Old Navy and your reasonably priced three packs.
Damn you, Old Navy and your reasonably priced three packs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Damn, he's looking mighty fine in that tux.
Damn, he's looking mighty fine in that tux. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Damn! You just got even hotter.
Damn! You just got even hotter. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Damn. I should've called it Barney's law.
Damn. I should've called it Barney's law. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Damn. Wanna go get a soft pretzel?
Damn. Wanna go get a soft pretzel? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Deep down you're single. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Deer carcass, really? That's the metaphor you're going with here?
Deer carcass, really? That's the metaphor you're going with here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Defending some endangered South American flying beaver.
Defending some endangered South American flying beaver. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Definitely. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Delivery for Ted Mosby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Derek, He was, like, rich, successful, handsome,
Derek, He was, like, rich, successful, handsome, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Derek! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dial. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did any of you write that?
Did any of you write that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did I call you to get the name of your guest?
Did I call you to get the name of your guest? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did I leave the room at some point? When did that happen?
Did I leave the room at some point? When did that happen? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did I? Three days. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did she seem pissed at me?
Did she seem pissed at me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did the horizontal, 10 legged, inter species cha cha?
Did the horizontal, 10 legged, inter species cha cha? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did you guys... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did you just use my name as a verb?
Did you just use my name as a verb? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did you know about this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did you know the word "karaoke" is Japanese for empty orchestra?
Did you know the word "karaoke" is Japanese for empty orchestra? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did you remember to pick up the dry cleaning?
Did you remember to pick up the dry cleaning? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did you see how fired up she was?
Did you see how fired up she was? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did you... Did you get my tape?
Did you... Did you get my tape? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Didn't care at all. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ding dong. What? The doorbell?
Ding dong. What? The doorbell? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ding! Class dismissed. Here you go, kid, you call whoever you want.
Ding! Class dismissed. Here you go, kid, you call whoever you want. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Division of labor. Everyone's got a job to do, so listen up.
Division of labor. Everyone's got a job to do, so listen up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do I have an extra key to your apartment?
Do I have an extra key to your apartment? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do I look like I'm four? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do it again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do it. Come on, Ted, do it.
Do it. Come on, Ted, do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you ever have one of those days?
Do you ever have one of those days? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you have any aspirin? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you have any thoughts?
Do you have any thoughts? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you honestly believe deep down that there is no one else out there for you
Do you honestly believe deep down that there is no one else out there for you from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you like Mike? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you remember the huge secret that you told me
Do you remember the huge secret that you told me from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you see how your story is full of holes?
Do you see how your story is full of holes? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you take credit cards?
Do you take credit cards? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you think that's how Sandy puts his hair on in the morning?
Do you think that's how Sandy puts his hair on in the morning? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you think they've been in there the whole time?
Do you think they've been in there the whole time? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you think we look young enough to blend in at a high school?
Do you think we look young enough to blend in at a high school? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you think, hypothetically, it would be weird if I bring a date?
Do you think, hypothetically, it would be weird if I bring a date? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you wanna do this the easy way, or the hard way?
Do you wanna do this the easy way, or the hard way? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you wanna find out if I'm kidding? Yeah, goodbye.
Do you wanna find out if I'm kidding? Yeah, goodbye. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night?
Do you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you want to come over?
Do you want to come over? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Does any of this make sense to you?
Does any of this make sense to you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Does anyone else have a...
Does anyone else have a... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Does everyone snot up this much when they cry?
Does everyone snot up this much when they cry? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Does it look anything like a real rain dance?
Does it look anything like a real rain dance? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Doesn't mean you have to put out.
Doesn't mean you have to put out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Doesn't she run this place?
Doesn't she run this place? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Doing our usual single guy thing,
Doing our usual single guy thing, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't be embarrassed. She has pretty eyes.
Don't be embarrassed. She has pretty eyes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't beat yourself up. He'll be fine.
Don't beat yourself up. He'll be fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't check your email. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't Go Breaking My Heart, Elton John. Kiki Dee.
Don't Go Breaking My Heart, Elton John. Kiki Dee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't interfere. Some guy is expecting to marry this woman on Saturday.
Don't interfere. Some guy is expecting to marry this woman on Saturday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't let him out of your sight for a minute.
Don't let him out of your sight for a minute. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't make it sound ridiculous. It's a cockamouse!
Don't make it sound ridiculous. It's a cockamouse! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't make me hurt you, Ted.
Don't make me hurt you, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't piss off the universe. The universe will slap you.
Don't piss off the universe. The universe will slap you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't say that. We'll find each other.
Don't say that. We'll find each other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't tell me you've forgotten, I know I haven't,
Don't tell me you've forgotten, I know I haven't, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't think I'm overlooking the obvious fact
Don't think I'm overlooking the obvious fact from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't touch the computer.
Don't touch the computer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't worry about me. I'll get in.
Don't worry about me. I'll get in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't worry, though, it wasn't that great,
Don't worry, though, it wasn't that great, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't worry. I'm not gonna Ted anything up, or out.
Don't worry. I'm not gonna Ted anything up, or out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't worry. It's gonna be great. I'm so excited.
Don't worry. It's gonna be great. I'm so excited. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't you get Ionely? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't you have a big date tonight?
Don't you have a big date tonight? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't you think the universe
Don't you think the universe from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't you wanna stay and see the cockamouse?
Don't you wanna stay and see the cockamouse? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Done. The painting's done.
Done. The painting's done. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dope! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Duck! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, barring some act of God,
Dude, barring some act of God, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, call it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, he is right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, I feel like I haven't seen you in a month.
Dude, I feel like I haven't seen you in a month. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, I'm kind of in the zone here.
Dude, I'm kind of in the zone here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, is everything okay? You left the front door open.
Dude, is everything okay? You left the front door open. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, it's the world's oldest profession.
Dude, it's the world's oldest profession. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, Robin and I are just friends. She doesn't even like me that way.
Dude, Robin and I are just friends. She doesn't even like me that way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, Scarlett Johansson with no arms any day of the week!
Dude, Scarlett Johansson with no arms any day of the week! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, that's not a rain dance. That's a fat kid with a bee in his pants.
Dude, that's not a rain dance. That's a fat kid with a bee in his pants. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, the only people who will know are you, me and Marshall.
Dude, the only people who will know are you, me and Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, these are your awesome years, you're wasting them on this girl.
Dude, these are your awesome years, you're wasting them on this girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, you are the hottest girl at this prom, and not like in a corporate, plastic way.
Dude, you are the hottest girl at this prom, and not like in a corporate, plastic way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, you show up to an interview in that,
Dude, you show up to an interview in that, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, you're driving a limo now. That's awesome.
Dude, you're driving a limo now. That's awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, you're wearing eyeliner.
Dude, you're wearing eyeliner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, your narrow minded views on professional fornicators
Dude, your narrow minded views on professional fornicators from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude. That's your G friend? All right, high five.
Dude. That's your G friend? All right, high five. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude. We haven't hit legendary yet. We're only at the "le."
Dude. We haven't hit legendary yet. We're only at the "le." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dudes are such chicks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
During which he literally flipped through today's paper reading it aloud to viewers,
During which he literally flipped through today's paper reading it aloud to viewers, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Each. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Earlier that day, Marshall went to the dentist
Earlier that day, Marshall went to the dentist from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Easy there, hungry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Easy. Simple. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Eating at my favorite restaurant. Sweet.
Eating at my favorite restaurant. Sweet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Eating hot dogs. It's like we're the President.
Eating hot dogs. It's like we're the President. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Either way, the answer's about half the time.
Either way, the answer's about half the time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Either we all get out of here, or no one does.
Either we all get out of here, or no one does. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Either we all score, or no one scores.
Either we all score, or no one scores. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Either you stay here, or we break up.
Either you stay here, or we break up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ellen, can you help me find her?
Ellen, can you help me find her? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ellen, your company "Love Solutions" boasts a 100% success rate,
Ellen, your company "Love Solutions" boasts a 100% success rate, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Emilio, the woman will have...
Emilio, the woman will have... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Enough with the... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Eriksen, that was steak sauce!
Eriksen, that was steak sauce! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Especially now that Ted's with Victoria and can't drink.
Especially now that Ted's with Victoria and can't drink. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Even better, triple threat, hotter and bigger boobs.
Even better, triple threat, hotter and bigger boobs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Even from our closest friends
Even from our closest friends from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Even if a dinosaur should poke his head out of my butt
Even if a dinosaur should poke his head out of my butt from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Even if I have to get two extra night jobs, I'll pay your precious tailor.
Even if I have to get two extra night jobs, I'll pay your precious tailor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Even if it means being a waitress in crappy cafés for five years,
Even if it means being a waitress in crappy cafés for five years, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Even if we're not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Even so much as breathing the same air as her,
Even so much as breathing the same air as her, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Even the hippie lawyers from Granola Mountain Earth Pals
Even the hippie lawyers from Granola Mountain Earth Pals from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ever. Swear. Swear on the lives of your unborn boy and girl.
Ever. Swear. Swear on the lives of your unborn boy and girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Every guy's used the lei ed line on you tonight, huh?
Every guy's used the lei ed line on you tonight, huh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume
Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Every Halloween, Ted waits for the slutty pumpkin.
Every Halloween, Ted waits for the slutty pumpkin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Every wedding invitation presents a strange moment of self evaluation,
Every wedding invitation presents a strange moment of self evaluation, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Everybody all dressed up.
Everybody all dressed up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Everybody feels this way sometimes.
Everybody feels this way sometimes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Everyone else here has manned up tonight and told the truth.
Everyone else here has manned up tonight and told the truth. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Everyone else is off falling in love
Everyone else is off falling in love from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Everyone except Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Everyone, this is Michael. That is not his real hair.
Everyone, this is Michael. That is not his real hair. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Everything here is dark and sketchy, and seems illegal.
Everything here is dark and sketchy, and seems illegal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Everything here is dark and sketchy, and seems illegal.
Everything here is dark and sketchy, and seems illegal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Everything in life can be broken down to ones and zeros, even love.
Everything in life can be broken down to ones and zeros, even love. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Exactly! It's like, what's he gonna do next? I don't know, but I want to find out!
Exactly! It's like, what's he gonna do next? I don't know, but I want to find out! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Exactly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Exactly. Exactly. Like just now,
Exactly. Exactly. Like just now, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Exactly. So I'm just going to wait for her to come to me.
Exactly. So I'm just going to wait for her to come to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Exactly. Thank you, Mary.
Exactly. Thank you, Mary. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Excellent choice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Except it's only an internship and I won't be getting paid.
Except it's only an internship and I won't be getting paid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Excuse me, has anyone ever told you...
Excuse me, has anyone ever told you... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Excuse me, ma'am. This bastard's kicked. Thanks.
Excuse me, ma'am. This bastard's kicked. Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Excuse me, ma'am. This bastard's kicked. Thanks.
Excuse me, ma'am. This bastard's kicked. Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Excuse me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Excuse me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Excuse me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Excuse me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Extra key? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fact, Even though she didn't want a relationship,
Fact, Even though she didn't want a relationship, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fact, On New Year's Eve, we kissed again,
Fact, On New Year's Eve, we kissed again, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fact. I need a date to this wedding. Wish me luck.
Fact. I need a date to this wedding. Wish me luck. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fact. Robin was into me when we first met.
Fact. Robin was into me when we first met. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fancy hotel ballroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Father issues. Hot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Favorite book is Love in the Time of Cholera, check.
Favorite book is Love in the Time of Cholera, check. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Favorite fast food restaurant?
Favorite fast food restaurant? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Feel kind of like Richard Gere.
Feel kind of like Richard Gere. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Feels right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fiancée's out of town. What do you do? Go!
Fiancée's out of town. What do you do? Go! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fifty seven days! Ted, you are in a slump.
Fifty seven days! Ted, you are in a slump. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fifty seven days. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fighting a losing battle for our planet's survival.
Fighting a losing battle for our planet's survival. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Find a cutlet, lock her in early,
Find a cutlet, lock her in early, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fine, Do what you want, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fine! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fine. I'll go next. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
First hand accounts, theoretical criticisms, anthropological...
First hand accounts, theoretical criticisms, anthropological... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
First of all, Robin's category is almost up.
First of all, Robin's category is almost up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
First one to stuff 100 invitations gets a big prize.
First one to stuff 100 invitations gets a big prize. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
First prize, a $50 gift certificate at the bar.
First prize, a $50 gift certificate at the bar. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
First thing that comes into your mind.
First thing that comes into your mind. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Five hundred bucks, you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Five more minutes. We don't wanna rush those tannins.
Five more minutes. We don't wanna rush those tannins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Five! Another "Autobiography."
Five! Another "Autobiography." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Five. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Flip it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Flip it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Follow my lead. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For all I know, that guy's my soul mate.
For all I know, that guy's my soul mate. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For as much as we know about the cockamouse,
For as much as we know about the cockamouse, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For me, all those firsts happened within 48 hours of meeting Victoria,
For me, all those firsts happened within 48 hours of meeting Victoria, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For our summer fellowship,
For our summer fellowship, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For the most part, yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For the player to your left which... Victoria!
For the player to your left which... Victoria! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For the record, your little lemon law is a symbol of everything that's wrong
For the record, your little lemon law is a symbol of everything that's wrong from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For the team, Marshall, for the team.
For the team, Marshall, for the team. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For the unique little snowflake that you are.
For the unique little snowflake that you are. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For tiramisu. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For whatever reason, I had let myself believe
For whatever reason, I had let myself believe from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For you to proposition an engaged woman you don't even know?
For you to proposition an engaged woman you don't even know? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For your information, my fiancée did.
For your information, my fiancée did. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For, like, an hour and a half. Eventually, you just run out of stuff to say.
For, like, an hour and a half. Eventually, you just run out of stuff to say. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Forbid? Who said forbid? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Forever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Forget all that touchy feely crap.
Forget all that touchy feely crap. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Four fifty six. Four fifty seven. Four fifty eight.
Four fifty six. Four fifty seven. Four fifty eight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Four. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fourteen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Freaking tannins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Freaking tannins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Friday night? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Friends don't let friends drink and dial.
Friends don't let friends drink and dial. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
From "I was never gonna do it" to "I need to do this."
From "I was never gonna do it" to "I need to do this." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
From a family member at the hospital.
From a family member at the hospital. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
From back in the days before I met your mother,
From back in the days before I met your mother, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
From the moment the date begins, you have five minutes to decide
From the moment the date begins, you have five minutes to decide from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
From three days ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Funny story. Barney was grinding with this girl all night...
Funny story. Barney was grinding with this girl all night... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Get involved? Who said get involved? I'm just saying we should have sex.
Get involved? Who said get involved? I'm just saying we should have sex. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Get off me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Get some sleep, Ted. You had a long night.
Get some sleep, Ted. You had a long night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Get some sleep, Ted. You had a long night.
Get some sleep, Ted. You had a long night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Get what done? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Getting up and making a complete idiot of myself.
Getting up and making a complete idiot of myself. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Gin! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Girls. It's all talking and no sex. Kill me now.
Girls. It's all talking and no sex. Kill me now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Give him your number. What?
Give him your number. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Give him your number. What?
Give him your number. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Give him your... Come on, guys, you're embarrassing me.
Give him your... Come on, guys, you're embarrassing me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Give it back! Hey, give it! Give me! Give it!
Give it back! Hey, give it! Give me! Give it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Give it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Give me some rain! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Go ahead, Sarah. You can tell me anything.
Go ahead, Sarah. You can tell me anything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Go for Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Go get her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Go home, Ted, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Go home, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Go into my stable and take my finest stallion.
Go into my stable and take my finest stallion. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Go to that French Vietnamese place we keep passing and say we want to try.
Go to that French Vietnamese place we keep passing and say we want to try. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Go, go, go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God, I hate myself right now.
God, I hate myself right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God, I'm crazy about this girl. It feels like, maybe...
God, I'm crazy about this girl. It feels like, maybe... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God, I'm gonna look hot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God, that is so me at 15.
God, that is so me at 15. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God, that sucks, man. I'm so sorry.
God, that sucks, man. I'm so sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God, that sucks, man. I'm so sorry.
God, that sucks, man. I'm so sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God, that sucks, man. I'm so sorry.
God, that sucks, man. I'm so sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God, Victoria's so amazing. I could talk about her for hours.
God, Victoria's so amazing. I could talk about her for hours. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God, why didn't you throw it away?
God, why didn't you throw it away? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God, you are so terrified of anything real.
God, you are so terrified of anything real. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God, you were just a kid.
God, you were just a kid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God! Best girl ever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God! It's like freshman year, all over again.
God! It's like freshman year, all over again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
God. I'm reaching dangerous levels of psychage.
God. I'm reaching dangerous levels of psychage. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Going. Getting! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good boys. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good idea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good luck on your date. I hope she's everything you're looking for
Good luck on your date. I hope she's everything you're looking for from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good luck, buddy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good luck, dude. Grab me a cupcake.
Good luck, dude. Grab me a cupcake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good news! I don't have to cover the cat show tomorrow night.
Good news! I don't have to cover the cat show tomorrow night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good to know. Okay, goodbye.
Good to know. Okay, goodbye. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good, 'cause this thing's empty.
Good, 'cause this thing's empty. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good. 'Cause I gotta take a whiz.
Good. 'Cause I gotta take a whiz. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good. He's going home. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good. So, you're gonna go home?
Good. So, you're gonna go home? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Gosh, thanks, Ellen. I sure hope this works.
Gosh, thanks, Ellen. I sure hope this works. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Got it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Got it. Anyway, Ted, part two of my story.
Got it. Anyway, Ted, part two of my story. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Got married two months ago.
Got married two months ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Grab that afghan your mom made.
Grab that afghan your mom made. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Grandma, Grandpa, don't wait up.
Grandma, Grandpa, don't wait up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Gray brown tufts of fur, a tail.
Gray brown tufts of fur, a tail. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Great wedding, beautiful toast, touching stuff. How's the honeymoon?
Great wedding, beautiful toast, touching stuff. How's the honeymoon? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Great, here comes the little Barney speech.
Great, here comes the little Barney speech. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Great, so you want to come over and make juice?
Great, so you want to come over and make juice? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Great, voicemail. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Great! I'm gonna need you to call her for me.
Great! I'm gonna need you to call her for me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Great! So, how do we get in touch with the bridesmaids?
Great! So, how do we get in touch with the bridesmaids? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Great. Now I gotta go to the locksmith.
Great. Now I gotta go to the locksmith. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Great. So, let's flip for it.
Great. So, let's flip for it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Great. Terrific. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Great. We totally suck at this.
Great. We totally suck at this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Great. Well, that answers all the questions I didn't ask.
Great. Well, that answers all the questions I didn't ask. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Greg's older. He's successful.
Greg's older. He's successful. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Grind with her all night till she's mine.
Grind with her all night till she's mine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Guess cab drivers are the new bartenders, huh?
Guess cab drivers are the new bartenders, huh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Guess we'll have to take a rain check.
Guess we'll have to take a rain check. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Guess what? That's how you feel!
Guess what? That's how you feel! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Guys, is that Moby? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Guys, we just met. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Guys, you are being immature, and moronic, and drink, drink.
Guys, you are being immature, and moronic, and drink, drink. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Guys! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Guys. I just tasted an amazing caterer.
Guys. I just tasted an amazing caterer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Guys. I'm kind of screwed here.
Guys. I'm kind of screwed here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Had one of our famous from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Halloween is a night of wonder and magic.
Halloween is a night of wonder and magic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hang on. It's Robin. She wants me to go to prom.
Hang on. It's Robin. She wants me to go to prom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Happy Halloween. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Happy New Year, Not Moby.
Happy New Year, Not Moby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Happy New Year, Not Moby.
Happy New Year, Not Moby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Has anyone ever said, "Listen, I've been thinking,"
Has anyone ever said, "Listen, I've been thinking," from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Has more important things to worry about than my dating life?
Has more important things to worry about than my dating life? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Have a great night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Have fun, Barnacle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Have we lost that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Have you decided what to do about your donut fellowship?
Have you decided what to do about your donut fellowship? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Have you ever seen a rain dance?
Have you ever seen a rain dance? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Have you met Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Have you met Ted? He... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Have you seen how the kids are dressing these days,
Have you seen how the kids are dressing these days, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Haven't you ever had one of those days
Haven't you ever had one of those days from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Having sex is fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He better want the brownie sundae.
He better want the brownie sundae. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He buys me all this cool stuff.
He buys me all this cool stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He can put his platinum card on a fishing line
He can put his platinum card on a fishing line from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He even carved "Ted" into that block of cheese.
He even carved "Ted" into that block of cheese. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He had to stop acting like a kid,
He had to stop acting like a kid, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He has a job doing... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He is so not going home. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He just left in the middle of our own party. You don't do that.
He just left in the middle of our own party. You don't do that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He left his phone in the limo. He's out looking for you.
He left his phone in the limo. He's out looking for you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He lied and told me he broke up with his girlfriend
He lied and told me he broke up with his girlfriend from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He likes you, and you like him, and just be together!
He likes you, and you like him, and just be together! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He read a book called Life Among The Gorillas.
He read a book called Life Among The Gorillas. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He rocks infinity. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He wanted to be a "we" and I wanted to be an "I."
He wanted to be a "we" and I wanted to be an "I." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He wants to show it to the Columbia Biology department.
He wants to show it to the Columbia Biology department. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He was best known for his morning segment in "Today's Paper,"
He was best known for his morning segment in "Today's Paper," from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He was gonna take the swords down! Can you believe that?
He was gonna take the swords down! Can you believe that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He works over at Nicholson, Hewitt and West,
He works over at Nicholson, Hewitt and West, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He wouldn't do that to me.
He wouldn't do that to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He'll just let it fester under the surface
He'll just let it fester under the surface from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's even getting me into the VIP room.
He's even getting me into the VIP room. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's gonna kill me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's gonna pretend it's an emergency call
He's gonna pretend it's an emergency call from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's gonna want the apartment. I'm gonna want the apartment.
He's gonna want the apartment. I'm gonna want the apartment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's just staring into her eyes!
He's just staring into her eyes! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's just this guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks.
He's just this guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's kind of cute. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's not a billionaire. He's a hundred millionaire.
He's not a billionaire. He's a hundred millionaire. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's not exactly nervous about tying the knot,
He's not exactly nervous about tying the knot, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's not gonna know what kind of shoes she was wearing.
He's not gonna know what kind of shoes she was wearing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's okay. He's okay. He's okay.
He's okay. He's okay. He's okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's the pro. This guy knows relationships.
He's the pro. This guy knows relationships. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's yours. His name is Windjammer.
He's yours. His name is Windjammer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Healthy communication? That's the worst idea ever!
Healthy communication? That's the worst idea ever! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hell of a woman. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hell, if a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this crazy city,
Hell, if a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this crazy city, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello again, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello, again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello, Lily, This is Janet Kagen,
Hello, Lily, This is Janet Kagen, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello, Marshall. Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello, Robin, it's Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello, Robin, it's Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello. May I speak with a Mr. Ted Mosby?
Hello. May I speak with a Mr. Ted Mosby? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello. Target acquired. Hottie by the jukebox.
Hello. Target acquired. Hottie by the jukebox. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Her father couldn't control her life,
Her father couldn't control her life, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Her favorite book was Love in the Time of Cholera.
Her favorite book was Love in the Time of Cholera. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Her favorite CD in the Otis Redding box set? Disk three.
Her favorite CD in the Otis Redding box set? Disk three. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Her favorite singer was Otis Redding, And she wanted two kids, a boy and a girl,
Her favorite singer was Otis Redding, And she wanted two kids, a boy and a girl, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Her guilty pleasure song is Summer Breeze by Seals and Croft.
Her guilty pleasure song is Summer Breeze by Seals and Croft. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here we are. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here we go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here we go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here we have on the front page a story about a...
Here we have on the front page a story about a... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here, drink this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here, have some water. Water!
Here, have some water. Water! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here, I took a picture. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here, let me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here, Lily, you answer it.
Here, Lily, you answer it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here, listen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here, play with this pincushion.
Here, play with this pincushion. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here's a professional tip.
Here's a professional tip. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here's the plan, and I crap you not.
Here's the plan, and I crap you not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here's what Robin was saying to Lily about me,
Here's what Robin was saying to Lily about me, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here's your sack lunch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, babe. Dollar beer night. So I splurged and got us each our own.
Hey, babe. Dollar beer night. So I splurged and got us each our own. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, babe. Hey, little one. Hey, Lilypad.
Hey, babe. Hey, little one. Hey, Lilypad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Barney, I had some questions about filling out these requisition forms.
Hey, Barney, I had some questions about filling out these requisition forms. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Barney? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, big guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Blauman, Bilson, this is Marshall. These guys are in legal.
Hey, Blauman, Bilson, this is Marshall. These guys are in legal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, bro, have you seen my fiancée, Lily?
Hey, bro, have you seen my fiancée, Lily? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, can I please tell the story?
Hey, can I please tell the story? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, chad. How's it hanging?
Hey, chad. How's it hanging? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, check it out. This one actually looks like Butterfield.
Hey, check it out. This one actually looks like Butterfield. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Claudia! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, come on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, corner office. Top floor.
Hey, corner office. Top floor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, don't knock long distance relationships.
Hey, don't knock long distance relationships. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Dracula, come on. Give me the candy. Give me it!
Hey, Dracula, come on. Give me the candy. Give me it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, girls. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, girls. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, guys. What up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, guys. You want to take two hot girls to prom?
Hey, guys. You want to take two hot girls to prom? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Haircut, right here.
Hey, Haircut, right here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, hey. It's my suit. Shouldn't I be the one to choose?
Hey, hey. It's my suit. Shouldn't I be the one to choose? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, how easy you think it would be to sneak into the zoo?
Hey, how easy you think it would be to sneak into the zoo? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, I know what you like.
Hey, I know what you like. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, I need a big favor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, I think you guys should have the apartment.
Hey, I think you guys should have the apartment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, I want the slutty pumpkin to recognize me,
Hey, I want the slutty pumpkin to recognize me, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, if I got in a fight, would you have my back?
Hey, if I got in a fight, would you have my back? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, in fact, you have just earned yourself an invite to Marshall's bachelor party.
Hey, in fact, you have just earned yourself an invite to Marshall's bachelor party. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, is there any way I can let it be known that I love cuddling?
Hey, is there any way I can let it be known that I love cuddling? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, is this milk any good?
Hey, is this milk any good? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, is this milk any good?
Hey, is this milk any good? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, it works. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, it's me again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, it's me again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, it's on the house. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, it's Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, it's Ted. I guess you're asleep.
Hey, it's Ted. I guess you're asleep. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Lily, this is Ted, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, maybe it'll be that cute coat check girl.
Hey, maybe it'll be that cute coat check girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, maybe we should just go out there.
Hey, maybe we should just go out there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Mrs. Eriksen, it's Lily.
Hey, Mrs. Eriksen, it's Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, nonfat latte to go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, one day you're gonna meet a guy
Hey, one day you're gonna meet a guy from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Penelope, have you ever actually seen a rain dance performed?
Hey, Penelope, have you ever actually seen a rain dance performed? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Penelope, you sure I'm doing this right?
Hey, Penelope, you sure I'm doing this right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Ranjit! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Robin. Good sweater.
Hey, Robin. Good sweater. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Robin. Good sweater.
Hey, Robin. Good sweater. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Robin. How are you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, something kind of cool just happened.
Hey, something kind of cool just happened. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Ted, are you busy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Ted, there's a message on the machine for you.
Hey, Ted, there's a message on the machine for you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Ted, what are you doing for Halloween?
Hey, Ted, what are you doing for Halloween? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Ted, what you doing?
Hey, Ted, what you doing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Ted, you'll never guess what happened?
Hey, Ted, you'll never guess what happened? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Ted. So now that things with you and Victoria are going pretty well
Hey, Ted. So now that things with you and Victoria are going pretty well from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, thanks for picking me up.
Hey, thanks for picking me up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, thanks for saving my night. I'll talk to you soon?
Hey, thanks for saving my night. I'll talk to you soon? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, this may sound weird. But it'll definitely sound more weird
Hey, this may sound weird. But it'll definitely sound more weird from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, wait. How's Barney getting in?
Hey, wait. How's Barney getting in? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, we're wearing the same shirt.
Hey, we're wearing the same shirt. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, we've got four more parties to hit.
Hey, we've got four more parties to hit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, what about me? What's my job? What do I get to do?
Hey, what about me? What's my job? What do I get to do? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, what are we waiting for?
Hey, what are we waiting for? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, where the hell did you disappear to last night?
Hey, where the hell did you disappear to last night? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, where's my Kit Kat? I put it right here on this table.
Hey, where's my Kit Kat? I put it right here on this table. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, why don't we all go?
Hey, why don't we all go? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, wordplay. Funny. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, you guys remember that time that Lily kicked Korean Elvis in the nards?
Hey, you guys remember that time that Lily kicked Korean Elvis in the nards? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, you guys wanna take five? All right.
Hey, you guys wanna take five? All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, you know that scene in Empire
Hey, you know that scene in Empire from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, you know. I mean, if when I get back, we're still single we can...
Hey, you know. I mean, if when I get back, we're still single we can... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, you ladies want something to take the edge off?
Hey, you ladies want something to take the edge off? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, you're speaking to a fellow snotter.
Hey, you're speaking to a fellow snotter. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey! He rallies! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey! What's taking so long?
Hey! What's taking so long? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey? I thought it was gonna be just us tomorrow.
Hey? I thought it was gonna be just us tomorrow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. Did she call? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. I'm driving. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. I'm on my way to meet Ted.
Hey. I'm on my way to meet Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. Seriously, you have to stop doing that!
Hey. Seriously, you have to stop doing that! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, Claudia. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, Ellen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, how many? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, Leg Warehouse? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, sad eyes. What's got you down?
Hi, sad eyes. What's got you down? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, Sandy Rivers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, Sandy Rivers. Use my full name. People get a kick out of it.
Hi, Sandy Rivers. Use my full name. People get a kick out of it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, Ted, it's Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, Ted, it's Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, Ted. Remember me? Your girlfriend.
Hi, Ted. Remember me? Your girlfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, Ted. Sounds like you're having fun.
Hi, Ted. Sounds like you're having fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, Trudy. I'm Robin. It's nice to meet you.
Hi, Trudy. I'm Robin. It's nice to meet you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi. Excuse me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi. Have you met Robin? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi. Marybeth. It's so great to meet you guys.
Hi. Marybeth. It's so great to meet you guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi. Oh, God, I am so sorry about this.
Hi. Oh, God, I am so sorry about this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
His name's Greg. I've been seeing him for a few weeks.
His name's Greg. I've been seeing him for a few weeks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hold on. What kind of shoes was she...
Hold on. What kind of shoes was she... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hold this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Holy crap! We just saw Brian Affleck.
Holy crap! We just saw Brian Affleck. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Holy mother of God! It's headed this way!
Holy mother of God! It's headed this way! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Home number. Call me anytime.
Home number. Call me anytime. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Honestly, I'm having trouble remembering what she looks like.
Honestly, I'm having trouble remembering what she looks like. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Honey, could you hold my hair back? I think I'm gonna hurl.
Honey, could you hold my hair back? I think I'm gonna hurl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Honey, Ted has been going out of his mind waiting for this.
Honey, Ted has been going out of his mind waiting for this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Honey, there's a situation developing.
Honey, there's a situation developing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Honey, this magazine says more and more couples
Honey, this magazine says more and more couples from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Horrible. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How about a little more wine?
How about a little more wine? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How about that? He did it.
How about that? He did it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How about this weekend on the camping trip?
How about this weekend on the camping trip? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How about we go on a Halloween double date?
How about we go on a Halloween double date? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How about you start by sharing dessert.
How about you start by sharing dessert. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How are you going to get everything done?
How are you going to get everything done? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How come Marshall isn't doing anything crazy?
How come Marshall isn't doing anything crazy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How could the leg be well enough to do awesome air kicks one day
How could the leg be well enough to do awesome air kicks one day from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How could... With your dad?
How could... With your dad? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How did I sprain my ankle?
How did I sprain my ankle? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How did we get here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How did you get in here, anyway? We put Ted to bed around 1:00.
How did you get in here, anyway? We put Ted to bed around 1:00. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How did you guys get in here?
How did you guys get in here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How do I say this? This is gonna be really hard.
How do I say this? This is gonna be really hard. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How do you do this, Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How do you guys know each other?
How do you guys know each other? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How do you sit out here all night on the roof, in the cold,
How do you sit out here all night on the roof, in the cold, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How does she rate on the Mosby checklist?
How does she rate on the Mosby checklist? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How fancy are we talking about here?
How fancy are we talking about here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How is it moving too fast? We've been together for two years.
How is it moving too fast? We've been together for two years. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How is that a relationship?
How is that a relationship? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How long have you been in love with Robin?
How long have you been in love with Robin? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How long have you been in love with Robin?
How long have you been in love with Robin? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How many of these coats do you think I could put on all at once?
How many of these coats do you think I could put on all at once? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How many times do you have to watch this crash and burn
How many times do you have to watch this crash and burn from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How many women can say they've been personally serenaded by Korean Elvis?
How many women can say they've been personally serenaded by Korean Elvis? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How much did I drink? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How much does Korean Elvis rock?
How much does Korean Elvis rock? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How much longer do you think you can hold it?
How much longer do you think you can hold it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How quickly you all forget! I haven't puked since high school.
How quickly you all forget! I haven't puked since high school. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How we doing this exactly? Is this like, to the death?
How we doing this exactly? Is this like, to the death? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How would you like to be said bro?
How would you like to be said bro? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How's it going? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
However, could we skip the traditional interrogation
However, could we skip the traditional interrogation from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I actually like Victoria a lot.
I actually like Victoria a lot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I almost forgot. Sergei sent me your bill.
I almost forgot. Sergei sent me your bill. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I always checked that I was bringing a guest,
I always checked that I was bringing a guest, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I always just stacked the ships on top of each other.
I always just stacked the ships on top of each other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I am definitely crazy right now. But I have a plan.
I am definitely crazy right now. But I have a plan. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I am done trying to plan the unplannable.
I am done trying to plan the unplannable. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I am getting married on Saturday.
I am getting married on Saturday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I am going to make her from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I am not... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I am smelling dirt. What is the story of the re return?
I am smelling dirt. What is the story of the re return? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I am so beautiful. Don't tell me how much it costs.
I am so beautiful. Don't tell me how much it costs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I am vomit free since '93.
I am vomit free since '93. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I am willing to give you one of the eights,
I am willing to give you one of the eights, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I am. I'm exhausted from pretending I'm not in love with her.
I am. I'm exhausted from pretending I'm not in love with her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I apologize for my gender.
I apologize for my gender. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I assume you're probably over all the girls you were into before, right?
I assume you're probably over all the girls you were into before, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I bet even Cro Magnons used to give cave hookers,
I bet even Cro Magnons used to give cave hookers, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I bet it looks great! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I bet they're delicious, too.
I bet they're delicious, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I better not have gotten burned.
I better not have gotten burned. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I brought you back here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I came here to support you as a friend, and frankly, I'm sick of trying.
I came here to support you as a friend, and frankly, I'm sick of trying. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can change. I can look more like Kurt Cobain.
I can change. I can look more like Kurt Cobain. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can share dessert. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't believe a high school senior unloaded like that on me.
I can't believe a high school senior unloaded like that on me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't believe I unloaded like that on a high school senior.
I can't believe I unloaded like that on a high school senior. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't believe I'm on a date with a hooker.
I can't believe I'm on a date with a hooker. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't believe it. We got Van Smoot House.
I can't believe it. We got Van Smoot House. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't believe Marybeth left before midnight.
I can't believe Marybeth left before midnight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't believe she's making you wait a whole month.
I can't believe she's making you wait a whole month. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't believe this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't believe this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't believe this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't believe we're leaving a party that had pigs in blankets.
I can't believe we're leaving a party that had pigs in blankets. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't believe you talked me into this.
I can't believe you talked me into this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't do this anymore. I need an answer.
I can't do this anymore. I need an answer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't imagine having this much fun over there.
I can't imagine having this much fun over there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't let Robin go camping with this guy.
I can't let Robin go camping with this guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't let you make this decision for me.
I can't let you make this decision for me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't sew. I don't own navy boxers.
I can't sew. I don't own navy boxers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't stay in these heels any longer, I just can't.
I can't stay in these heels any longer, I just can't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I cannot believe I gave you my number.
I cannot believe I gave you my number. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I cannot believe that she gave him her number.
I cannot believe that she gave him her number. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I cannot believe you just told him that.
I cannot believe you just told him that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I cannot believe... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I cannot get enough of it.
I cannot get enough of it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I cannot set you up from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I changed my mind. I don't want to meet her.
I changed my mind. I don't want to meet her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I checked the cigar club, the Lusty Leopard. He's off the grid.
I checked the cigar club, the Lusty Leopard. He's off the grid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I choose to turn my front on her. What up.
I choose to turn my front on her. What up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I could be cooped up in some tiny apartment,
I could be cooped up in some tiny apartment, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I could maybe find somebody for you if you were gay.
I could maybe find somebody for you if you were gay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I could see how you would think that, but I have to have my own place.
I could see how you would think that, but I have to have my own place. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I could sure stand to do something stupid.
I could sure stand to do something stupid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I couldn't tell. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I counted nine, maybe ten.
I counted nine, maybe ten. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I cut off all my fingers.
I cut off all my fingers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I decided to surprise Ted by going to the reception.
I decided to surprise Ted by going to the reception. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I deserve this apartment, Marshall.
I deserve this apartment, Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I destroyed an $8,000 wedding dress.
I destroyed an $8,000 wedding dress. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I did hear barking in the background.
I did hear barking in the background. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I did it. I did it. I'm taking her to the wedding.
I did it. I did it. I'm taking her to the wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I did not understand a word you just said.
I did not understand a word you just said. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I did not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I didn't check plus one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I didn't come here tonight to make you jealous.
I didn't come here tonight to make you jealous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I didn't do any of it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I didn't have any of the experiences I set out to.
I didn't have any of the experiences I set out to. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I didn't see her until a week later,
I didn't see her until a week later, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I didn't use to, but there was math, I got confused.
I didn't use to, but there was math, I got confused. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I didn't. You followed me up here.
I didn't. You followed me up here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't base all my life decisions on how much money I'm gonna make,
I don't base all my life decisions on how much money I'm gonna make, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't believe it, they're gone.
I don't believe it, they're gone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't believe this. Claudia's crazy.
I don't believe this. Claudia's crazy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't care what I said. This is gonna happen.
I don't care what I said. This is gonna happen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't care. I'm going to be a painter.
I don't care. I'm going to be a painter. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't deserve these delicious cupcakes.
I don't deserve these delicious cupcakes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't even believe it myself.
I don't even believe it myself. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't even want to go, anyway.
I don't even want to go, anyway. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't feel so good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't get involved with people I work with.
I don't get involved with people I work with. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't have time to be creepy, dude. I have a lot of work to do.
I don't have time to be creepy, dude. I have a lot of work to do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know if I'm gonna go.
I don't know if I'm gonna go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know what it is, but margaritas make me sexy.
I don't know what it is, but margaritas make me sexy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know whether to be proud or concerned.
I don't know whether to be proud or concerned. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know why people are so cynical about Ewoks.
I don't know why people are so cynical about Ewoks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know, but we have plenty of chocolate here.
I don't know, but we have plenty of chocolate here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know, hope. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know, I got a feeling.
I don't know, I got a feeling. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know, I just felt embarrassed.
I don't know, I just felt embarrassed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know, there's something there.
I don't know, there's something there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know, we were kind of thinking about staying at home
I don't know, we were kind of thinking about staying at home from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know. For everything to stay the way it is.
I don't know. For everything to stay the way it is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know. I think I might need one last story to get me through it.
I don't know. I think I might need one last story to get me through it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know. It was just a rough day,
I don't know. It was just a rough day, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know. It's gonna be a tough sell.
I don't know. It's gonna be a tough sell. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know. Maybe? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know. More people might be harder to sneak in.
I don't know. More people might be harder to sneak in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know. Things have been so weird between us.
I don't know. Things have been so weird between us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know. We used to be even more nauseatingly into each other
I don't know. We used to be even more nauseatingly into each other from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know. You said "mistake" a lot.
I don't know. You said "mistake" a lot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't need any milk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't plan out every second of my life, like you do.
I don't plan out every second of my life, like you do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't see... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't think it'll be weird.
I don't think it'll be weird. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't think the Great Spirit looks too kindly on white dudes
I don't think the Great Spirit looks too kindly on white dudes from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't understand. What happened to Ellen Pierce?
I don't understand. What happened to Ellen Pierce? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't wanna lose Victoria, but I can't ask her to stay just for me.
I don't wanna lose Victoria, but I can't ask her to stay just for me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't want perfect. I want Robin.
I don't want perfect. I want Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't want that apartment! It's a boy apartment.
I don't want that apartment! It's a boy apartment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't want to be tied down.
I don't want to be tied down. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I drank a Big Gulp of Mountain Dew during that Quantum Leap marathon.
I drank a Big Gulp of Mountain Dew during that Quantum Leap marathon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I even thought about long distance, as if that ever works.
I even thought about long distance, as if that ever works. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I expect more from you, Barney.
I expect more from you, Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I feel awful. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I feel guilty. Like it's un feminist or something.
I feel guilty. Like it's un feminist or something. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I feel sorry for you, man.
I feel sorry for you, man. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I feel the same. And, yet, strangely different.
I feel the same. And, yet, strangely different. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I felt bad though. He was pretty bummed.
I felt bad though. He was pretty bummed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I figured I didn't have much of a chance, 'cause they don't let many Americans in,
I figured I didn't have much of a chance, 'cause they don't let many Americans in, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I finally got a girl and I'm not going to let you take her away from me.
I finally got a girl and I'm not going to let you take her away from me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I finally nailed Shannon! Told her I'd call her tomorrow.
I finally nailed Shannon! Told her I'd call her tomorrow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I finally paid a janitor 200 bucks to let me borrow this mascot costume.
I finally paid a janitor 200 bucks to let me borrow this mascot costume. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I get 15 guys like you every week.
I get 15 guys like you every week. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I get recognized one time and I start thinking I'm Julia Roberts.
I get recognized one time and I start thinking I'm Julia Roberts. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I got great dirt on all you guys. I got Ted to tell the re return.
I got great dirt on all you guys. I got Ted to tell the re return. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I got some vegetables. I got carrots. I got beets.
I got some vegetables. I got carrots. I got beets. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I got someone for you. Two o' clock. Blue shirt.
I got someone for you. Two o' clock. Blue shirt. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I gotta be able to bag, like, a 16.
I gotta be able to bag, like, a 16. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I gotta bring someone, but who?
I gotta bring someone, but who? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I gotta call Claudia. If I just explain to her...
I gotta call Claudia. If I just explain to her... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I gotta make one more call.
I gotta make one more call. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I gotta stop making jokes in e mails. It's so hard to convey tone.
I gotta stop making jokes in e mails. It's so hard to convey tone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I gotta think about this.
I gotta think about this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I grew to admire your tenacious...
I grew to admire your tenacious... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I guess a guy in a superhero costume climbing the Empire State Building,
I guess a guy in a superhero costume climbing the Empire State Building, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I guess I could take her off your hands for an evening.
I guess I could take her off your hands for an evening. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I guess I'll actually floss.
I guess I'll actually floss. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I guess so. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I guess so. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I guess so. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I guess, the question is, where do you want to go?
I guess, the question is, where do you want to go? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I guess, uh, Bea Arthur. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I guess... What, we'll need fake names?
I guess... What, we'll need fake names? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I had a feeling I'd find you here.
I had a feeling I'd find you here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I had an idea of how to do it, too,
I had an idea of how to do it, too, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I had clients riding me all day long.
I had clients riding me all day long. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I had no idea laser tag still existed!
I had no idea laser tag still existed! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I had that other phone, and it was good,
I had that other phone, and it was good, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I had that other phone, and it was good,
I had that other phone, and it was good, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I had the most amazing night ever.
I had the most amazing night ever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I had to get out of there,
I had to get out of there, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I had to go back and confront him,
I had to go back and confront him, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I hate how you're always right.
I hate how you're always right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I hate this guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I hate this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I hated my dress, my date got wasted and puked on me, there was a huge fight,
I hated my dress, my date got wasted and puked on me, there was a huge fight, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I hated that guy, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have a 100% success rate. That's my hook!
I have a 100% success rate. That's my hook! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have a big interview coming up. And my suit has holes in it.
I have a big interview coming up. And my suit has holes in it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have a feeling that tonight you might end up being Jackie... oh.
I have a feeling that tonight you might end up being Jackie... oh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have a feeling Victoria's gonna be around for a long time.
I have a feeling Victoria's gonna be around for a long time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have been in tons of VIP rooms. Not exactly a VIP room virgin.
I have been in tons of VIP rooms. Not exactly a VIP room virgin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have half a mind to tell the story of the re return.
I have half a mind to tell the story of the re return. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have more photos in the bathroom
I have more photos in the bathroom from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have no idea what that's all about.
I have no idea what that's all about. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have no idea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have sex with my parrot all the time.
I have sex with my parrot all the time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have so many great memories of that place,
I have so many great memories of that place, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have to go to Germany and surprise her.
I have to go to Germany and surprise her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have to go to Germany. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have to leave on Monday.
I have to leave on Monday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have to see some penguins, like, right now.
I have to see some penguins, like, right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have to tell you something.
I have to tell you something. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I have to wait at least, like, forever.
I have to wait at least, like, forever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I haven't eaten dinner yet. Is there anything to eat in this thing?
I haven't eaten dinner yet. Is there anything to eat in this thing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I haven't seen her in three weeks. She won't return my calls.
I haven't seen her in three weeks. She won't return my calls. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I heard that in college you flashed a campus tour group on a dare.
I heard that in college you flashed a campus tour group on a dare. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I hope you're happy. You sunk my battleship.
I hope you're happy. You sunk my battleship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I hope you're ready for some hardcore Battleship.
I hope you're ready for some hardcore Battleship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just assist with day to day clerical work in a law firm, downtown.
I just assist with day to day clerical work in a law firm, downtown. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just don't want everything in my life to be decided already.
I just don't want everything in my life to be decided already. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just got dumped. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just got in the zone and... Not the point of the story,
I just got in the zone and... Not the point of the story, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just got in the zone and... Not the point of the story,
I just got in the zone and... Not the point of the story, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just keep thinking about the girl I was 10 years ago
I just keep thinking about the girl I was 10 years ago from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just lied and told her I broke up with Victoria.
I just lied and told her I broke up with Victoria. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just met the perfect woman.
I just met the perfect woman. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just need to know if I can get in.
I just need to know if I can get in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just thought that guy you were on the phone with...
I just thought that guy you were on the phone with... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just thought that maybe I can make some money for a few years.
I just thought that maybe I can make some money for a few years. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just, I have to run to the bathroom. Real quick.
I just, I have to run to the bathroom. Real quick. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just... I don't think that long distance really works for anyone.
I just... I don't think that long distance really works for anyone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I just... I just really wanted to see if I could get this.
I just... I just really wanted to see if I could get this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I knew it would happen. This is the dream.
I knew it would happen. This is the dream. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know I can't do this. I'm not doing this. It's just... It's a shame. She's really cool.
I know I can't do this. I'm not doing this. It's just... It's a shame. She's really cool. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know it didn't work out between us, but we did have a relationship.
I know it didn't work out between us, but we did have a relationship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know it sounds lame, but I actually think that Ted might be the one.
I know it sounds lame, but I actually think that Ted might be the one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know it's probably not in your repertoire,
I know it's probably not in your repertoire, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know now that life is never that simple,
I know now that life is never that simple, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know that she wasn't a ghost.
I know that she wasn't a ghost. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know that you say you don't need it,
I know that you say you don't need it, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know the house rules. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know these things aren't much fun,
I know these things aren't much fun, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know this is crazy, it's just, you were once such a big part of my life,
I know this is crazy, it's just, you were once such a big part of my life, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know who she is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know, but we haven't from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know, right. I'd really miss them, too.
I know, right. I'd really miss them, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know. But come on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know. I was this close to being a huge slut.
I know. I was this close to being a huge slut. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know. I'm sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know. It was hilarious.
I know. It was hilarious. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know. It's a suicide mission.
I know. It's a suicide mission. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know. It's just fun to say.
I know. It's just fun to say. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know. It's two years of my life I'm never getting back.
I know. It's two years of my life I'm never getting back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know. Only five short weeks, till we're down in Nicaragua.
I know. Only five short weeks, till we're down in Nicaragua. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know. There's supposed to be. I don't know where they are.
I know. There's supposed to be. I don't know where they are. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know. This rules! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I like being with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I like that guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I like the way you think, architect Mosby.
I like the way you think, architect Mosby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I like the way you think. That mirror thing.
I like the way you think. That mirror thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I like this painting. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I like wine. I like tasting.
I like wine. I like tasting. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I liked your performance.
I liked your performance. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love everyone in this bar!
I love everyone in this bar! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love everyone in this bar!
I love everyone in this bar! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love her! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love it. I love it. I love it!
I love it. I love it. I love it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love it. She's like half boob. Let's go.
I love it. She's like half boob. Let's go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love juice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love these shoes, but the pain to hotness ratio is pretty steep.
I love these shoes, but the pain to hotness ratio is pretty steep. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love this guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love this song. I haven't heard this in forever.
I love this song. I haven't heard this in forever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love you guys so much. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love you so much, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love your package. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I loved every last detail of that place,
I loved every last detail of that place, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I made the cake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean unbeatable, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, a string quartet in my living room.
I mean, a string quartet in my living room. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, come on, Lily, it's what you've always wanted.
I mean, come on, Lily, it's what you've always wanted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, I actually came here tonight leaning towards staying,
I mean, I actually came here tonight leaning towards staying, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, I come home, I was gonna watch Jeopardy,
I mean, I come home, I was gonna watch Jeopardy, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, I kind of like the rusty taste.
I mean, I kind of like the rusty taste. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, I know he apologized for it but it's just... It's not easy to forgive.
I mean, I know he apologized for it but it's just... It's not easy to forgive. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, I know things have changed since I got engaged,
I mean, I know things have changed since I got engaged, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, I know, judge not lest ye be judged, but gross!
I mean, I know, judge not lest ye be judged, but gross! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, I love babies. Babies rule.
I mean, I love babies. Babies rule. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, I never pictured it going down this way,
I mean, I never pictured it going down this way, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, I'm 28 years old,
I mean, I'm 28 years old, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, I'm looking to settle down, she's looking for...
I mean, I'm looking to settle down, she's looking for... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, I've half said it. I've tried to say it and I've said it badly.
I mean, I've half said it. I've tried to say it and I've said it badly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, I've hooked up with the odd lass
I mean, I've hooked up with the odd lass from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, if we kiss, all of this becomes real.
I mean, if we kiss, all of this becomes real. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, isn't that worth all the other experiences combined?
I mean, isn't that worth all the other experiences combined? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, it's fine for now, but when we get married,
I mean, it's fine for now, but when we get married, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, just because her life went one way,
I mean, just because her life went one way, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, maybe your computer will help, maybe it won't, but it'll happen.
I mean, maybe your computer will help, maybe it won't, but it'll happen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, seriously. Claudia and Stuart?
I mean, seriously. Claudia and Stuart? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, so does Shocky. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, so many things go wrong in life,
I mean, so many things go wrong in life, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, talk about anal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, the guy's, like, a billionaire.
I mean, the guy's, like, a billionaire. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, the whole point was not to rush into this.
I mean, the whole point was not to rush into this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, there was this moment where we almost dated,
I mean, there was this moment where we almost dated, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, this girl sounds amazing.
I mean, this girl sounds amazing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, this is their first time.
I mean, this is their first time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, this one guy just wouldn't leave me alone.
I mean, this one guy just wouldn't leave me alone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, this was a huge company, so they did other things,
I mean, this was a huge company, so they did other things, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, we couldn't even get it up to go on our big trip.
I mean, we couldn't even get it up to go on our big trip. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, we struggle so hard to hold on to these things
I mean, we struggle so hard to hold on to these things from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, we used to just stare into each others' eyes all night long.
I mean, we used to just stare into each others' eyes all night long. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, what if we do this and it doesn't work out
I mean, what if we do this and it doesn't work out from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, why can't you just say, "Hey, Robin, let's go get some sushi?"
I mean, why can't you just say, "Hey, Robin, let's go get some sushi?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, you basically live here anyway. It's not like it'll change anything.
I mean, you basically live here anyway. It's not like it'll change anything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, you basically lived here all along. Ted loves you.
I mean, you basically lived here all along. Ted loves you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, you're the luckiest...
I mean, you're the luckiest... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I meant to call you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I might be crazy right now. No, you know what?
I might be crazy right now. No, you know what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I miss staying out late and making messes and not cleaning them up.
I miss staying out late and making messes and not cleaning them up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I missed you, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I most certainly did! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I need a bro, for my bro ings on about town.
I need a bro, for my bro ings on about town. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I need a drink. Do we have any cough syrup in here?
I need a drink. Do we have any cough syrup in here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I need to know you're psyched about this, too.
I need to know you're psyched about this, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I need to tell her about these awesome shoes I just bought.
I need to tell her about these awesome shoes I just bought. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I need to think about this.
I need to think about this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I need you to clear your schedule. Call Lily. Tell her you'll be home late.
I need you to clear your schedule. Call Lily. Tell her you'll be home late. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I need you to come up to Dutchess County and pick me up.
I need you to come up to Dutchess County and pick me up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I never get involved with coworkers, but he asked me and I said yes.
I never get involved with coworkers, but he asked me and I said yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I never hook up at weddings.
I never hook up at weddings. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I never played any team sports.
I never played any team sports. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I never said that! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I never thought this would be a bad thing, but my wardrobe just isn't slutty enough.
I never thought this would be a bad thing, but my wardrobe just isn't slutty enough. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I never told Lily about it. To be honest, I'm not very proud of it.
I never told Lily about it. To be honest, I'm not very proud of it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I never wanted any of it to change, but that's not how life works,
I never wanted any of it to change, but that's not how life works, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I owe you a real breakup call.
I owe you a real breakup call. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I penguin suited up to show you the error of your ways.
I penguin suited up to show you the error of your ways. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I played tennis in high school.
I played tennis in high school. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I promise we will find you somebody. Don't lose hope.
I promise we will find you somebody. Don't lose hope. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I put my ass and probably other parts of my body on the line
I put my ass and probably other parts of my body on the line from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I ran into Claudia and she told me I didn't check plus one on the reply card.
I ran into Claudia and she told me I didn't check plus one on the reply card. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I ran late covering the Halloween parade in the Village.
I ran late covering the Halloween parade in the Village. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I read that. More like, "Love in the time of don't bothera."
I read that. More like, "Love in the time of don't bothera." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I realize why I'm still single. I'm picky. I'm not going to settle.
I realize why I'm still single. I'm picky. I'm not going to settle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I realized what the world of dating needs.
I realized what the world of dating needs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I realized what the world of dating needs.
I realized what the world of dating needs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I really do. But I just can't.
I really do. But I just can't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I really had to pee, so I went into the class's restroom,
I really had to pee, so I went into the class's restroom, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I really should give this money to the Peace Corps.
I really should give this money to the Peace Corps. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I really think I'm ready to stop being a me, and start being a we.
I really think I'm ready to stop being a me, and start being a we. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I really think they can work.
I really think they can work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I recruited you to be my executive mischief consultant.
I recruited you to be my executive mischief consultant. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I recruited you to be my executive mischief consultant.
I recruited you to be my executive mischief consultant. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I roast a mean weenie. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I said "She's great" too many times, didn't I?
I said "She's great" too many times, didn't I? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I said good day! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I said, follow my lead. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I see a short, bald hipster, my mind goes straight to Moby.
I see a short, bald hipster, my mind goes straight to Moby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I see where this is going.
I see where this is going. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I should call Barney. Maybe he knows what happened.
I should call Barney. Maybe he knows what happened. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I should give it a few more days.
I should give it a few more days. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I should just skip this thing entirely.
I should just skip this thing entirely. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I should probably get going. It's pretty late.
I should probably get going. It's pretty late. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I should really make this call.
I should really make this call. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I should take this. Bye. Hello?
I should take this. Bye. Hello? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I stabbed Lily. I stabbed my fiancée.
I stabbed Lily. I stabbed my fiancée. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I still don't wanna get married, and he's still Ted.
I still don't wanna get married, and he's still Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I still haven't heard from her. I don't know.
I still haven't heard from her. I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I still think we should've won as Sonny and Cher.
I still think we should've won as Sonny and Cher. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I sure am. It all began from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I swear on Luke and Leia.
I swear on Luke and Leia. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I take your silence as a yes, so, ergo, therefore,
I take your silence as a yes, so, ergo, therefore, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I talked to Stuart. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think Barney just won game night.
I think Barney just won game night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think I still have a...
I think I still have a... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think I want my money back.
I think I want my money back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think I'll get that drink now.
I think I'll get that drink now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think it's a good setup.
I think it's a good setup. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think it's clear what I have to do.
I think it's clear what I have to do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think it's pretty clear what that means.
I think it's pretty clear what that means. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think my feelings for Robin may be resurfacing.
I think my feelings for Robin may be resurfacing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think my soul just threw up a little bit.
I think my soul just threw up a little bit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think so. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think so. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think that makes this okay.
I think that makes this okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think that that's Moby.
I think that that's Moby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think that's when I realized, clubs weren't awesome,
I think that's when I realized, clubs weren't awesome, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think the red sauce was, like, awesome.
I think the red sauce was, like, awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think there might be some internal bleeding.
I think there might be some internal bleeding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think this may be a perfect moment.
I think this may be a perfect moment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think this may be a perfect moment.
I think this may be a perfect moment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think those need to stay in the oven awhile longer.
I think those need to stay in the oven awhile longer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think Victoria's about to break up with me.
I think Victoria's about to break up with me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think we got them beat.
I think we got them beat. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think you won the dish off tonight, baby.
I think you won the dish off tonight, baby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I thought about leaving it at home, but I figured, I don't want to get there
I thought about leaving it at home, but I figured, I don't want to get there from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I thought Aunt Lily lived with you and Uncle Marshall.
I thought Aunt Lily lived with you and Uncle Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I thought it might look cool.
I thought it might look cool. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I thought it was mine, so I answered it.
I thought it was mine, so I answered it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I thought so. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I thought we were gonna follow those bread crumbs
I thought we were gonna follow those bread crumbs from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I thought you said that it was one third price!
I thought you said that it was one third price! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I thought you said, "Tony."
I thought you said, "Tony." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I thought you were vomit free since '93.
I thought you were vomit free since '93. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I threw up? My streak is over.
I threw up? My streak is over. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I told her that the first night we went out,
I told her that the first night we went out, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I told her to call me anyway if she changes her mind. But I don't know.
I told her to call me anyway if she changes her mind. But I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I told him you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I told my friend Sudeep about it.
I told my friend Sudeep about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I took the only good part of "backgammon," the "gammon,"
I took the only good part of "backgammon," the "gammon," from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I totally checked plus one. I'm sure I did.
I totally checked plus one. I'm sure I did. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I totally didn't sleep through it!
I totally didn't sleep through it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I understand. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I wanna go somewhere and drink.
I wanna go somewhere and drink. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I wanna know you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I wanna start a new life with you.
I wanna start a new life with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I want this. She wants this.
I want this. She wants this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I want to give you the package.
I want to give you the package. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I want to go into this club and find my fiancé.
I want to go into this club and find my fiancé. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I want to know you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I want to live in France and Spain and Italy
I want to live in France and Spain and Italy from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I want to travel, live overseas as an artist,
I want to travel, live overseas as an artist, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I want to want that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I want you to go in there with a smile on your face,
I want you to go in there with a smile on your face, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I want you to shake your tail feather down here ASAP. You dig?
I want you to shake your tail feather down here ASAP. You dig? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I want you to stay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I want you to stay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I wanted to give you this.
I wanted to give you this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I wanted to give you this.
I wanted to give you this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was an optimist, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was coming to Marshall and Lily for advice on how to impress you.
I was coming to Marshall and Lily for advice on how to impress you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was having second thoughts.
I was having second thoughts. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was hoping you'd just leave and we could avoid all this.
I was hoping you'd just leave and we could avoid all this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was just reminding you that there's this wedding coming up in a couple of months,
I was just reminding you that there's this wedding coming up in a couple of months, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was just trying to make Ted jealous.
I was just trying to make Ted jealous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was kind of into Robin.
I was kind of into Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was looking forward to one last dance.
I was looking forward to one last dance. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was really Ionely. I only had one friend. Gabrielle.
I was really Ionely. I only had one friend. Gabrielle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was really looking forward to this night. This sucks.
I was really looking forward to this night. This sucks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was so excited, I got there early,
I was so excited, I got there early, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was totally gonna tell you to go, but then you gave me this cupcake,
I was totally gonna tell you to go, but then you gave me this cupcake, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was winning? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was wondering if you guys could play Good Feeling by the Violent Femmes.
I was wondering if you guys could play Good Feeling by the Violent Femmes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I wasn't fighting for the apartment. I was fighting for...
I wasn't fighting for the apartment. I was fighting for... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I went to Love Solutions and I saw on Ellen Pierce's computer
I went to Love Solutions and I saw on Ellen Pierce's computer from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I widened the search parameters, I tweaked the program.
I widened the search parameters, I tweaked the program. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I will always treasure it. Good night, New York.
I will always treasure it. Good night, New York. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I will be leaving Metro News 1,
I will be leaving Metro News 1, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I will come down there and burn your little shop to the ground.
I will come down there and burn your little shop to the ground. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles
I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I will tell you my most humiliating story.
I will tell you my most humiliating story. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I will throw you off this roof.
I will throw you off this roof. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I will use exactly the right amount of tongue.
I will use exactly the right amount of tongue. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I wish I could help, buddy, but I'm stuck here at work.
I wish I could help, buddy, but I'm stuck here at work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I wish I had your guts. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I wish I'd pulled up my pants,
I wish I'd pulled up my pants, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I wish Marshall would call. Guess the circuits are jammed.
I wish Marshall would call. Guess the circuits are jammed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I would bet you a floppity jillion dollars that she's not calling to break up with you.
I would bet you a floppity jillion dollars that she's not calling to break up with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I would bet you a gazillion dollars. No, I'm even more confident.
I would bet you a gazillion dollars. No, I'm even more confident. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I would let them bread my schnitzel any day, if you know what I mean.
I would let them bread my schnitzel any day, if you know what I mean. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I would like to propose a toast
I would like to propose a toast from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I would never cheat on her. She lives in Germany.
I would never cheat on her. She lives in Germany. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I would never put up with that.
I would never put up with that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I wouldn't dare. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I... I mean, this flat tire was a sign. I'm not supposed to do this.
I... I mean, this flat tire was a sign. I'm not supposed to do this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I... It's not like I was ever going to do it.
I... It's not like I was ever going to do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'd been in a long distance relationship with Victoria for nearly a month,
I'd been in a long distance relationship with Victoria for nearly a month, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'd feel a little Stepford turning down a huge opportunity
I'd feel a little Stepford turning down a huge opportunity from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'd have your back, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'd like to announce this evening's big twist ending.
I'd like to announce this evening's big twist ending. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'd love to go back and be that person again, but you can't move backwards.
I'd love to go back and be that person again, but you can't move backwards. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'd love to. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'd say yes to just about anything.
I'd say yes to just about anything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'd so much rather go to your fruity little winetasting.
I'd so much rather go to your fruity little winetasting. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day.
I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'd wait. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll answer that. Infinity.
I'll answer that. Infinity. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll be here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll be right there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll bring it so hard the bride's gonna look like a big white bag of crap.
I'll bring it so hard the bride's gonna look like a big white bag of crap. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll call you tomorrow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll explain later. Hey, we're heading down to MacLaren's.
I'll explain later. Hey, we're heading down to MacLaren's. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll get it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll give you the crab puffs. The crab puffs are good.
I'll give you the crab puffs. The crab puffs are good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll go this way, you go that way.
I'll go this way, you go that way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll have a Johnnie Walker Blue, neat,
I'll have a Johnnie Walker Blue, neat, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll just run back to the apartment and change shoes.
I'll just run back to the apartment and change shoes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll lay down some cover fire. You make a run for it.
I'll lay down some cover fire. You make a run for it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll pick you up at 5:00.
I'll pick you up at 5:00. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll say. She's going out with a billionaire.
I'll say. She's going out with a billionaire. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll show you things you've never seen before!
I'll show you things you've never seen before! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll take what I can get.
I'll take what I can get. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm a failure. I'm all washed up. I tried everything, Ted.
I'm a failure. I'm all washed up. I tried everything, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm a humble sheep shearer from Killarney.
I'm a humble sheep shearer from Killarney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm a single guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm actually sitting at home, waiting for the phone to ring.
I'm actually sitting at home, waiting for the phone to ring. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm also a horny devil. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm architect Mosby. Sorry. I just wanted to say my job, too.
I'm architect Mosby. Sorry. I just wanted to say my job, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm attracted to other dog people.
I'm attracted to other dog people. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm back, baby doll! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm back, baby doll! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm back, baby doll! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm Barney Stinson. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm begging you. Just leave it at the office.
I'm begging you. Just leave it at the office. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm birthday suiting up. I'm sorry. Did you want to undress me?
I'm birthday suiting up. I'm sorry. Did you want to undress me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm breaking up with you.
I'm breaking up with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm bringing a date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm calling you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm coming home. I'll see you soon.
I'm coming home. I'll see you soon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm coming out of this bathroom a single man.
I'm coming out of this bathroom a single man. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm crazy about you. I think we should be together.
I'm crazy about you. I think we should be together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm crazy and you're crazy
I'm crazy and you're crazy from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm exactly the same. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm flat broke. My only other suit options are track or birthday.
I'm flat broke. My only other suit options are track or birthday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm flattered you think we have two viewers.
I'm flattered you think we have two viewers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm flippering you off. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm getting brain surgery from some guy who's seen a couple episodes of ER,
I'm getting brain surgery from some guy who's seen a couple episodes of ER, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm getting us into the Victoria's Secret Halloween party.
I'm getting us into the Victoria's Secret Halloween party. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm glad you came down. I would prefer to say this to you in person.
I'm glad you came down. I would prefer to say this to you in person. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm glad you came down. I would prefer to say this to you in person.
I'm glad you came down. I would prefer to say this to you in person. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm going shopping after work. I'll pick up some milk.
I'm going shopping after work. I'll pick up some milk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm going to ask you something and maybe it's crazy
I'm going to ask you something and maybe it's crazy from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna find out what bakery made that cake,
I'm gonna find out what bakery made that cake, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna get some air. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna get you one of those front window dresses. Just for fun.
I'm gonna get you one of those front window dresses. Just for fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna go find him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna go get another round.
I'm gonna go get another round. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna go home tonight with a lot of great memories,
I'm gonna go home tonight with a lot of great memories, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna go home tonight with a lot of great memories,
I'm gonna go home tonight with a lot of great memories, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna have a few beers, I'm gonna wait for the slutty pumpkin.
I'm gonna have a few beers, I'm gonna wait for the slutty pumpkin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna make it rain. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna miss Victoria. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna put my hand up your dog now.
I'm gonna put my hand up your dog now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna rock you on the mike so hard your ears are gonna bleed gravy.
I'm gonna rock you on the mike so hard your ears are gonna bleed gravy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna stay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna take that flower grenade and chuck it into the crowd and scream,
I'm gonna take that flower grenade and chuck it into the crowd and scream, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna tell her to go.
I'm gonna tell her to go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm guessing you haven't always had this rule.
I'm guessing you haven't always had this rule. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm hanging out with my friend who just got dumped.
I'm hanging out with my friend who just got dumped. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm heading up to the roof.
I'm heading up to the roof. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm here with Ellen Pierce,
I'm here with Ellen Pierce, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm in the locker room sitting in the whirlpool.
I'm in the locker room sitting in the whirlpool. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm joking. I got offered a job at CNN.
I'm joking. I got offered a job at CNN. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm juggling four right now. There's Lisa in Madrid.
I'm juggling four right now. There's Lisa in Madrid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm just a lowly little P sitting out here in the gutter.
I'm just a lowly little P sitting out here in the gutter. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm just asking you to support it.
I'm just asking you to support it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm just exhausted from work.
I'm just exhausted from work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm just kidding. Love your show. You're terrific.
I'm just kidding. Love your show. You're terrific. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm just picking up my last paycheck.
I'm just picking up my last paycheck. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm just really feeling this cheeseburger.
I'm just really feeling this cheeseburger. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm just saying we love tiramisu.
I'm just saying we love tiramisu. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm just surprised you didn't dump him sooner.
I'm just surprised you didn't dump him sooner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm kidding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm leaving. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm like half your viewership.
I'm like half your viewership. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm like half your viewership.
I'm like half your viewership. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm like... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm locked out of my apartment. I need to come pick up my extra key.
I'm locked out of my apartment. I need to come pick up my extra key. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm looking for a soul mate.
I'm looking for a soul mate. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm never going to see her again. And there's no way to ruin it.
I'm never going to see her again. And there's no way to ruin it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm no VIP. I'm not even an IP.
I'm no VIP. I'm not even an IP. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not afraid of you! You're embarrassing your...
I'm not afraid of you! You're embarrassing your... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not asking you to understand it. I'm not asking you to be happy about it.
I'm not asking you to understand it. I'm not asking you to be happy about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not coming up there, Robin, I'm not.
I'm not coming up there, Robin, I'm not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not dressed, Ted. You come up.
I'm not dressed, Ted. You come up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not going to a matchmaker. That's like giving up.
I'm not going to a matchmaker. That's like giving up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not gonna die alone. Look at me. I'm bright. I'm attractive.
I'm not gonna die alone. Look at me. I'm bright. I'm attractive. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not gonna have sex with a prostitute.
I'm not gonna have sex with a prostitute. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not gonna lie to you, big time thunderbolt.
I'm not gonna lie to you, big time thunderbolt. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not gonna wait around for three months
I'm not gonna wait around for three months from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not in college anymore.
I'm not in college anymore. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not in love... We're just friends. Where are you getting that from?
I'm not in love... We're just friends. Where are you getting that from? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not in the way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not making this up. She must've climbed out the fire escape.
I'm not making this up. She must've climbed out the fire escape. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not selling my soul. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not sure about this. A tailor in the backroom of a pet store?
I'm not sure about this. A tailor in the backroom of a pet store? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not taking a prostitute to Robin's banquet.
I'm not taking a prostitute to Robin's banquet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not trying to make Robin jealous, Barney.
I'm not trying to make Robin jealous, Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm not. I'm just trying to support her.
I'm not. I'm just trying to support her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm okay. Are you okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm out hooking up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm pleased to inform you that we've accepted your application
I'm pleased to inform you that we've accepted your application from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm portraying someone who succumbs to peer pressure.
I'm portraying someone who succumbs to peer pressure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm pretty sure this is a mix tape you made me in sophomore year.
I'm pretty sure this is a mix tape you made me in sophomore year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm psyched. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm really glad that you asked me out tonight.
I'm really glad that you asked me out tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm saying that the coffee industry is causing irreversible...
I'm saying that the coffee industry is causing irreversible... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm serious, Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm single. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sitting here with a beautiful woman I just met,
I'm sitting here with a beautiful woman I just met, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm so done with the single life. All the games, the meaningless sex.
I'm so done with the single life. All the games, the meaningless sex. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm so excited about tomorrow. We're gonna have so much fun.
I'm so excited about tomorrow. We're gonna have so much fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm so excited Victoria's coming.
I'm so excited Victoria's coming. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm so glad that we're friends.
I'm so glad that we're friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm so glad we decided to just stay home.
I'm so glad we decided to just stay home. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm so glad you have to go to your parents next weekend.
I'm so glad you have to go to your parents next weekend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm so glad your roommates are out of town.
I'm so glad your roommates are out of town. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm so over karaoke. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm something stupid. Do me.
I'm something stupid. Do me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry I hung up on you earlier.
I'm sorry I hung up on you earlier. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry to announce that one week from today
I'm sorry to announce that one week from today from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry, dude. It was funny.
I'm sorry, dude. It was funny. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry, ma'am. You either need to be a student or the date of a student.
I'm sorry, ma'am. You either need to be a student or the date of a student. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry. Am I not allowed to have a pensive side?
I'm sorry. Am I not allowed to have a pensive side? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry. Dude, this corporate thing, it's just... It's not for me.
I'm sorry. Dude, this corporate thing, it's just... It's not for me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry. I just need to do this before settling down forever.
I'm sorry. I just need to do this before settling down forever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry. Is this a discussion of the degree to which you stabbed me?
I'm sorry. Is this a discussion of the degree to which you stabbed me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry. It's just... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry. My dad won't let me go.
I'm sorry. My dad won't let me go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry. What was your name again?
I'm sorry. What was your name again? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm staying! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm supposed to go home and be with Marshall.
I'm supposed to go home and be with Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sure you could find a program here that's just as selective.
I'm sure you could find a program here that's just as selective. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sure you do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm teaching you how to do, do, do.
I'm teaching you how to do, do, do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm three months pregnant.
I'm three months pregnant. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm tired of the whole bar scene, the one night hookups.
I'm tired of the whole bar scene, the one night hookups. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm used to it. I don't know.
I'm used to it. I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm usually so good at being a boyfriend,
I'm usually so good at being a boyfriend, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm wetting my pants! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm... Yeah, this is stupid. It's not even a big deal,
I'm... Yeah, this is stupid. It's not even a big deal, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I've been dreaming about this day, since I was, like...
I've been dreaming about this day, since I was, like... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I've been laying groundwork all afternoon.
I've been laying groundwork all afternoon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I've been told I'm an excellent hugger.
I've been told I'm an excellent hugger. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I've been trying to call her. I can't get through.
I've been trying to call her. I can't get through. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I've been trying to get in here all night.
I've been trying to get in here all night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I've done all of this, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I've just been offered a fellowship at a culinary institute in Germany.
I've just been offered a fellowship at a culinary institute in Germany. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I've just been offered a fellowship at a culinary institute in Germany.
I've just been offered a fellowship at a culinary institute in Germany. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I've made up my mind, I'm gonna end it with Victoria.
I've made up my mind, I'm gonna end it with Victoria. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I've moved on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I've moved up in the world.
I've moved up in the world. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I've never been to prom before, okay?
I've never been to prom before, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I've seen a film strip. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If a girl dresses up as a witch, she's a slutty witch.
If a girl dresses up as a witch, she's a slutty witch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If an act of God is what it takes, then an act of God it is.
If an act of God is what it takes, then an act of God it is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If by "like the Loch Ness monster" you mean "totally exists and is awesome,"
If by "like the Loch Ness monster" you mean "totally exists and is awesome," from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If he pukes, one of you guys cleans it up.
If he pukes, one of you guys cleans it up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If I could turn back time...
If I could turn back time... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If I do this interview, and get into the program, then I'll know,
If I do this interview, and get into the program, then I'll know, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If I don't bring a date, a $200 piece of chicken/salmon will go uneaten.
If I don't bring a date, a $200 piece of chicken/salmon will go uneaten. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If I don't get down there right now it's gonna capsize! Now come on!
If I don't get down there right now it's gonna capsize! Now come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If I don't wanna get married barefoot in the woods next to
If I don't wanna get married barefoot in the woods next to from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If I go to my wedding and the cake is not Tahitian vanilla,
If I go to my wedding and the cake is not Tahitian vanilla, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If I walk in there, I'm robbing both of us of what could be...
If I walk in there, I'm robbing both of us of what could be... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If I'm going to marry someone, she has to be perfect.
If I'm going to marry someone, she has to be perfect. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If it doesn't rain this weekend, she's gonna end up with the wrong guy.
If it doesn't rain this weekend, she's gonna end up with the wrong guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If it's no, then I am done going after Robin forever.
If it's no, then I am done going after Robin forever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If it's still runny, it's not a cupcake.
If it's still runny, it's not a cupcake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If it's yes, great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If only I'd given you a fake tape and hidden the real tape in my purse.
If only I'd given you a fake tape and hidden the real tape in my purse. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If party number one turns out to be the best, we'll just limo on back to it.
If party number one turns out to be the best, we'll just limo on back to it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If she's a cat, she's a slutty cat.
If she's a cat, she's a slutty cat. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If something is a mistake or not.
If something is a mistake or not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If Ted's your soul mate, then it may be worth it to hang on to him.
If Ted's your soul mate, then it may be worth it to hang on to him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If that dude can bag a nine,
If that dude can bag a nine, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If the slutty pumpkin turned out to be my future wife?
If the slutty pumpkin turned out to be my future wife? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If this thing is what you say it is, it could be huge for my career.
If this thing is what you say it is, it could be huge for my career. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If we don't take this, guess who's on their way with a deposit check?
If we don't take this, guess who's on their way with a deposit check? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If we go out there and spoil the mood, it's not gonna happen.
If we go out there and spoil the mood, it's not gonna happen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If you complete that call, I will set your coat on fire.
If you complete that call, I will set your coat on fire. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If you couldn't play our song, right? Right?
If you couldn't play our song, right? Right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If you don't start meeting him halfway, you're gonna lose him.
If you don't start meeting him halfway, you're gonna lose him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If you even thought about it for one second...
If you even thought about it for one second... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If you had checked plus one, I'd have called you
If you had checked plus one, I'd have called you from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If you just gave it a chance, you might like it.
If you just gave it a chance, you might like it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If you knew that you were gonna lose your leg tomorrow,
If you knew that you were gonna lose your leg tomorrow, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If you think that there's any chance that Victoria's your soul mate,
If you think that there's any chance that Victoria's your soul mate, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If you think we can beat that, you got some brass ones.
If you think we can beat that, you got some brass ones. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If you want me to say yes right now, I can't do that.
If you want me to say yes right now, I can't do that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If you want, I could take you shopping. Maybe get you a discount.
If you want, I could take you shopping. Maybe get you a discount. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If you're here for The Shagarats, you just missed the fourth encore.
If you're here for The Shagarats, you just missed the fourth encore. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
If you're here for The Shagarats, you just missed the fourth encore.
If you're here for The Shagarats, you just missed the fourth encore. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In a new place. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In a totally new costume.
In a totally new costume. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In addition to probably being kind of healthy.
In addition to probably being kind of healthy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party.
In case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In college, I did an art course in Paris. I was the only American there.
In college, I did an art course in Paris. I was the only American there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In fact, it's healthy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In fact, on our first date, I might've said, "I love you."
In fact, on our first date, I might've said, "I love you." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In just one night, everything had changed,
In just one night, everything had changed, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In keeping with tonight's award show motif,
In keeping with tonight's award show motif, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In New Jersey tomorrow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In one night, I managed to hurt two people I cared about,
In one night, I managed to hurt two people I cared about, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In order for the tannins to mellow,
In order for the tannins to mellow, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In over a decade, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In the form of a 600 gigahertz, super processing computer
In the form of a 600 gigahertz, super processing computer from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In the future, food will most likely be served in gel cap form.
In the future, food will most likely be served in gel cap form. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In the mail or in my mind? Zero.
In the mail or in my mind? Zero. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Instead of playing in them,
Instead of playing in them, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Intense? I have a wedding to plan in nine weeks for 200 people.
Intense? I have a wedding to plan in nine weeks for 200 people. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Interested. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Interesting! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Into Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall's engagement,
Into Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall's engagement, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Into the white hot center of adrenaline.
Into the white hot center of adrenaline. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Invigorating, thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Iron Man, I could do Iron Man,
Iron Man, I could do Iron Man, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality,
Is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is he having a nervous breakdown?
Is he having a nervous breakdown? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is if it was wearing the skin of a mouse it just killed.
Is if it was wearing the skin of a mouse it just killed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is if the girl is 17 years, 11 months old.
Is if the girl is 17 years, 11 months old. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is it really a group activity, loving tiramisu?
Is it really a group activity, loving tiramisu? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is she a cat person, or a dog person? Is she open to a three way?
Is she a cat person, or a dog person? Is she open to a three way? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is she okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is that he's always been good at games,
Is that he's always been good at games, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is that not an internationally recognized term for sex?
Is that not an internationally recognized term for sex? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is that she's just happy to be getting married.
Is that she's just happy to be getting married. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is that they're both attracted to shiny objects.
Is that they're both attracted to shiny objects. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is that what you want? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is there a place card with her name printed on it?
Is there a place card with her name printed on it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is there even a single item on the menu that has garlic in it?
Is there even a single item on the menu that has garlic in it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is this just 'cause you lost your get psyched mix?
Is this just 'cause you lost your get psyched mix? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is this what you want? "30 year fixed mortgage."
Is this what you want? "30 year fixed mortgage." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is to celebrate someone else's successful one.
Is to celebrate someone else's successful one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Isn't gonna magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume
Isn't gonna magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Isn't it weird that we should run into each other like this?
Isn't it weird that we should run into each other like this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Isn't she awesome? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Isn't that hauntingly beautiful?
Isn't that hauntingly beautiful? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Isn't there a third Affleck brother?
Isn't there a third Affleck brother? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Isn't there room for just one more person?
Isn't there room for just one more person? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It can fly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It combines all the best features of all the best games,
It combines all the best features of all the best games, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It had everything Marshall and Lily wanted for their wedding,
It had everything Marshall and Lily wanted for their wedding, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It happened with Robin. It happened with half boob.
It happened with Robin. It happened with half boob. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It has been an honor to bring you the news each night,
It has been an honor to bring you the news each night, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It has six legs, a hard exoskeleton, like a roach.
It has six legs, a hard exoskeleton, like a roach. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It has to just be easy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It haunts me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It involves a game of Truth or Dare,
It involves a game of Truth or Dare, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It is a super important dessert scholarship.
It is a super important dessert scholarship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It is on. It is on! Like the former Soviet Republic of Azerbaijan.
It is on. It is on! Like the former Soviet Republic of Azerbaijan. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It isn't funny if you explain the joke.
It isn't funny if you explain the joke. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It just doesn't seem like it.
It just doesn't seem like it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It just felt like there could be this weird connection between us.
It just felt like there could be this weird connection between us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It kind of hurt that you guys didn't invite me out.
It kind of hurt that you guys didn't invite me out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It led to this totally rad sword fight, didn't it?
It led to this totally rad sword fight, didn't it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It looks bad, is what it looks like, You cannot do this,
It looks bad, is what it looks like, You cannot do this, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It looks like The 88 are playing at a high school prom
It looks like The 88 are playing at a high school prom from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It may have been my idea.
It may have been my idea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It really means a lot to me.
It really means a lot to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It takes longer than five minutes to really get to know someone.
It takes longer than five minutes to really get to know someone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It tastes normal to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It threw up a little bit.
It threw up a little bit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It took three more vodka cranberries to subdue Claudia,
It took three more vodka cranberries to subdue Claudia, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It turns out that he is a fan of my reporting for Metro News 1.
It turns out that he is a fan of my reporting for Metro News 1. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was a cockroach. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was a smaller target than I'm used to,
It was a smaller target than I'm used to, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was carved in strategic places.
It was carved in strategic places. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was four years ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was her big break, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was just too much pressure too soon. I mean, maybe it was silly to even think...
It was just too much pressure too soon. I mean, maybe it was silly to even think... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was nice, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was pretty great, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was probably 50 years old at that time, and it made truly terrible coffee,
It was probably 50 years old at that time, and it made truly terrible coffee, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was the day we moved in.
It was the day we moved in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was the most embarrassing and humiliating thing
It was the most embarrassing and humiliating thing from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was the only thing I could think of!
It was the only thing I could think of! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was written by an anthropologist named Dr., Aurelia Birnholz Vazquez,
It was written by an anthropologist named Dr., Aurelia Birnholz Vazquez, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was, wasn't it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It wasn't, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It will always, always be pure,
It will always, always be pure, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It works. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It would come to be known as the time Lily kicked Korean Elvis in the nards,
It would come to be known as the time Lily kicked Korean Elvis in the nards, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It'll be fine, we'll be out of here in a jiff.
It'll be fine, we'll be out of here in a jiff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It'll be fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It'll change the entire nature of our relationship.
It'll change the entire nature of our relationship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's a cockamouse. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's a date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's a great way to start the morning, but Ted just had a huge date.
It's a great way to start the morning, but Ted just had a huge date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's a plan. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's a way to make some extra wedding money, and that's it.
It's a way to make some extra wedding money, and that's it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's a whole new species. The cockamouse.
It's a whole new species. The cockamouse. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's about believing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's about compromise, growing together, all that Dr. Phil crap.
It's about compromise, growing together, all that Dr. Phil crap. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's all about confidence. Follow me.
It's all about confidence. Follow me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's all in the back. We could wrap it up for you.
It's all in the back. We could wrap it up for you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's amazing how minor those secrets all end up seeming,
It's amazing how minor those secrets all end up seeming, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's an anthropological study. Isn't that cool?
It's an anthropological study. Isn't that cool? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's an independence thing.
It's an independence thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know...
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's bad. You should go home, dude.
It's bad. You should go home, dude. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's been like 45 minutes. We could've had sex three times by now.
It's been like 45 minutes. We could've had sex three times by now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's been nice pretending to talk to you.
It's been nice pretending to talk to you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's bigger now. It's been feeding.
It's bigger now. It's been feeding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's called "Marshgammon."
It's called "Marshgammon." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's called the Buttercup Bakery.
It's called the Buttercup Bakery. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's Carl from the bar. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's cool. Time to activate Plan "B."
It's cool. Time to activate Plan "B." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's dipping stuff in hot cheese. What's not to love?
It's dipping stuff in hot cheese. What's not to love? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's fine, Claudia, don't worry about it.
It's fine, Claudia, don't worry about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's for Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's for the bourbon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's full of swords and video games and kind of smells like dude.
It's full of swords and video games and kind of smells like dude. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's gonna be a thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's gonna rain cats and dogs, folks.
It's gonna rain cats and dogs, folks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's gonna work. We're gonna make it work. It'll work.
It's gonna work. We're gonna make it work. It'll work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's good to know the future has ribs.
It's good to know the future has ribs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's got vitamin A, vitamin D.
It's got vitamin A, vitamin D. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's half "you're pathetic," half "I have to pee."
It's half "you're pathetic," half "I have to pee." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's happening. And if you have a problem with it, don't be in Germany!
It's happening. And if you have a problem with it, don't be in Germany! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's just all moving too fast.
It's just all moving too fast. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's just gonna be silence and then people chewing.
It's just gonna be silence and then people chewing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's just he's still supporting me.
It's just he's still supporting me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's just like Dr. Aurelia Birnholz Vazquez in Life Among The Gorillas,
It's just like Dr. Aurelia Birnholz Vazquez in Life Among The Gorillas, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's just not like that with Robin.
It's just not like that with Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's just something I'm going through.
It's just something I'm going through. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's just too much pressure on a new relationship.
It's just too much pressure on a new relationship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's just what girls do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's just what I do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's kind of hard to talk about with Ted here,
It's kind of hard to talk about with Ted here, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's like a big drum roll.
It's like a big drum roll. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's like I'm trying to preserve something that's already gone.
It's like I'm trying to preserve something that's already gone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's like my testicles mixed pop rocks and soda.
It's like my testicles mixed pop rocks and soda. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's like shopping in a marshmallow. How's Barney's tailor?
It's like shopping in a marshmallow. How's Barney's tailor? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's like shopping in Barney's mind.
It's like shopping in Barney's mind. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's like shopping in Barney's mind.
It's like shopping in Barney's mind. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's like the universe was saying, "Hey, Barney, there's this dude,
It's like the universe was saying, "Hey, Barney, there's this dude, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's like you're floating out in space. Touch the ground, Robin.
It's like you're floating out in space. Touch the ground, Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's like you're floating out in space. Touch the ground, Robin.
It's like you're floating out in space. Touch the ground, Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's me. Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's more complicated than that.
It's more complicated than that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's my best and most annoying trait.
It's my best and most annoying trait. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's my own concoction. I call it the Red Dragon.
It's my own concoction. I call it the Red Dragon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's my pleasure to welcome back The Shagarats.
It's my pleasure to welcome back The Shagarats. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's New York City. You know, plenty of fish in the sea.
It's New York City. You know, plenty of fish in the sea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's nine weeks till the wedding. At this point,
It's nine weeks till the wedding. At this point, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's not because of me, is it?
It's not because of me, is it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's not easy, and on some level,
It's not easy, and on some level, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's not fair. It's not fair that we have to break up.
It's not fair. It's not fair that we have to break up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's not going to be like, "Hey, remember that time
It's not going to be like, "Hey, remember that time from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's not ideal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's not life threatening, but we should excise the rest of it.
It's not life threatening, but we should excise the rest of it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's not like I'm going to claw my own eyes out if he comes.
It's not like I'm going to claw my own eyes out if he comes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's not like, "Listen, I've been thinking, Nutter Butters are an underrated cookie."
It's not like, "Listen, I've been thinking, Nutter Butters are an underrated cookie." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's not that arbitrary. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's not that I haven't thought about this.
It's not that I haven't thought about this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's okay. I wasn't that into him.
It's okay. I wasn't that into him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's okay. It's over. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's one of New York magazine's top five romantic getaways on a budget.
It's one of New York magazine's top five romantic getaways on a budget. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's one of the many risks of the blind approach.
It's one of the many risks of the blind approach. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's only two years. I know we can make it.
It's only two years. I know we can make it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's our two month iversary, so we're going out to dinner.
It's our two month iversary, so we're going out to dinner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's out there. It's a thing! The lemon law is a thing!
It's out there. It's a thing! The lemon law is a thing! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's pouring. You come up.
It's pouring. You come up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's pretty clear. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's probably nothing. But I'm a cautious guy.
It's probably nothing. But I'm a cautious guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's quid pro bro. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's really great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's really tasty. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's Robin. That's Robin in there.
It's Robin. That's Robin in there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's Saturday night. Go out and do something.
It's Saturday night. Go out and do something. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's Saturday night. Go out and do something.
It's Saturday night. Go out and do something. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's so nice to meet you, Mike. You guys are really cute together.
It's so nice to meet you, Mike. You guys are really cute together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's so stupid and arbitrary, isn't it?
It's so stupid and arbitrary, isn't it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's some sort of mutant combination of the two.
It's some sort of mutant combination of the two. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's the best. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's the circle of life. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's the man version of getting a cat.
It's the man version of getting a cat. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho bag.
It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho bag. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's the thought that counts.
It's the thought that counts. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's time to, what? That's right. Re psych.
It's time to, what? That's right. Re psych. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's too bad I'll never get to see it.
It's too bad I'll never get to see it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's true. I can hear them. What's that, little boys? What's that?
It's true. I can hear them. What's that, little boys? What's that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's usually a two man operation where Ted signals if the target is hot.
It's usually a two man operation where Ted signals if the target is hot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's usually not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's Van Smoot, Lily. It's the dream.
It's Van Smoot, Lily. It's the dream. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's Wendy the waitress. Tip her well. Thanks a lot, guys.
It's Wendy the waitress. Tip her well. Thanks a lot, guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's your default setting.
It's your default setting. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's your dream. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Its diet is not unlike our own. Grains, cereals,
Its diet is not unlike our own. Grains, cereals, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Its diet is not unlike our own. Grains, cereals,
Its diet is not unlike our own. Grains, cereals, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Jeez, Louise, happiness is not that difficult.
Jeez, Louise, happiness is not that difficult. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Jerks who just wanna meet vulnerable women,
Jerks who just wanna meet vulnerable women, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Jessica Simpson? What a surprise.
Jessica Simpson? What a surprise. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
John "Bonzo" Bonham from Led Zeppelin?
John "Bonzo" Bonham from Led Zeppelin? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Joining the Peace Corps with you is gonna be legendary.
Joining the Peace Corps with you is gonna be legendary. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just 'cause this guy is spending a lot of money
Just 'cause this guy is spending a lot of money from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just allergies or something. I'm fine.
Just allergies or something. I'm fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just ask all of my happy couples.
Just ask all of my happy couples. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just because some computer says so?
Just because some computer says so? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just calm down. Do you wanna go somewhere and talk?
Just calm down. Do you wanna go somewhere and talk? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just don't move. Don't move. Just try...
Just don't move. Don't move. Just try... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just don't talk. Don't talk.
Just don't talk. Don't talk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just go home and go to sleep,
Just go home and go to sleep, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just go home, Ted, Don't do this the wrong way!
Just go home, Ted, Don't do this the wrong way! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just go to sleep, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just got nominated for a Local Area Media Award.
Just got nominated for a Local Area Media Award. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just keep your eyes open. That's all I'm saying, Teddy.
Just keep your eyes open. That's all I'm saying, Teddy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just knock. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just like the slutty pumpkin.
Just like the slutty pumpkin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just like the third bro doesn't tell the mutual bro
Just like the third bro doesn't tell the mutual bro from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just met Mary ourselves. Don't know too much about Mary.
Just met Mary ourselves. Don't know too much about Mary. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just one fewer day I get to help people.
Just one fewer day I get to help people. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just one second. Hello? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just one thing we got to do first.
Just one thing we got to do first. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just play it cool. Don't Ted out about it.
Just play it cool. Don't Ted out about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just put on the girlfriend costume for a night.
Just put on the girlfriend costume for a night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just read the file. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just sitting here, thinking about you, hot stuff.
Just sitting here, thinking about you, hot stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just snap my neck now so I can die this pretty.
Just snap my neck now so I can die this pretty. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just take a look, will you?
Just take a look, will you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just to have my heart ripped out.
Just to have my heart ripped out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just wanted to say good luck with the interview.
Just wanted to say good luck with the interview. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just, the theme of today is, "Ted rocks!"
Just, the theme of today is, "Ted rocks!" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Katie's here. Okay, real quick. Last night, epiphany.
Katie's here. Okay, real quick. Last night, epiphany. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Keith Affleck or Brian Affleck or something?
Keith Affleck or Brian Affleck or something? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Kevin, I'm so sorry. I have to go. My friend's been stabbed with a sword.
Kevin, I'm so sorry. I have to go. My friend's been stabbed with a sword. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Kid needs to be alert. First day on the job and everything.
Kid needs to be alert. First day on the job and everything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Kids, let's rap. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Kind of amazingly. She's 28, like me.
Kind of amazingly. She's 28, like me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Kind of like black and white Ewoks. I approve.
Kind of like black and white Ewoks. I approve. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Kind of like this anchor weighing you down to one spot.
Kind of like this anchor weighing you down to one spot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Kind of, yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
King of the Saturday afternoon kung fu movie, Vampire Lou,
King of the Saturday afternoon kung fu movie, Vampire Lou, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Kiss! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Klingon insult. You have no honor.
Klingon insult. You have no honor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Knock? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Knowing that my soul mate was back at home waiting for me.
Knowing that my soul mate was back at home waiting for me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Knowing you could have made her a lot happier?
Knowing you could have made her a lot happier? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Korean Elvis. How would you like to have a drink with me and my friends?
Korean Elvis. How would you like to have a drink with me and my friends? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ladies and gentlemen, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ladies and gentlemen, the results are in.
Ladies and gentlemen, the results are in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ladies, gentlemen, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ladies. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lake No One's Gonna Drive That Far.
Lake No One's Gonna Drive That Far. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lame! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Last New Year's, we went our separate ways, and it sucked.
Last New Year's, we went our separate ways, and it sucked. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Last night I ate the best cake of my life.
Last night I ate the best cake of my life. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Last night, I stood out on the street for five hours
Last night, I stood out on the street for five hours from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Laugh for the sad clown from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Laugh now. Those kids are monsters. They're gonna eat you alive.
Laugh now. Those kids are monsters. They're gonna eat you alive. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lawyered. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lawyered. Okay, three things.
Lawyered. Okay, three things. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Leave me alone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Leave this place in my dust, four awesome years at college,
Leave this place in my dust, four awesome years at college, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Length of an average pee? No.
Length of an average pee? No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lesbian. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Less interested. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let me call you back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let me check their website.
Let me check their website. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let me guess. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let me guess. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let me make it up to you. Make you a drink.
Let me make it up to you. Make you a drink. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let me tell you something about this brain, okay?
Let me tell you something about this brain, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let us judge and evaluate him behind your back.
Let us judge and evaluate him behind your back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's do all the single ladies in this joint a big favor and steal the bouquet.
Let's do all the single ladies in this joint a big favor and steal the bouquet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's do all the stuff we talked about doing
Let's do all the stuff we talked about doing from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's do this! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's get Marshall and go, okay?
Let's get Marshall and go, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's get outta here. Let's go somewhere else.
Let's get outta here. Let's go somewhere else. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's go find her. I'll introduce you guys.
Let's go find her. I'll introduce you guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's go get some hot dogs!
Let's go get some hot dogs! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's go to Paris for the weekend. I'm serious.
Let's go to Paris for the weekend. I'm serious. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's keep moving. These little bastards are everywhere.
Let's keep moving. These little bastards are everywhere. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's make that bastard pay.
Let's make that bastard pay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's say, plus minus five years.
Let's say, plus minus five years. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's see what else. Oh, she doesn't look like a tiger, check.
Let's see what else. Oh, she doesn't look like a tiger, check. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Life is full of changes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Like a berserker. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Like a couple of squirrels.
Like a couple of squirrels. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll.
Like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Like these clubs. Or cruises.
Like these clubs. Or cruises. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Like tonight, we're tasting all these different wines,
Like tonight, we're tasting all these different wines, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Like you could possibly know that.
Like you could possibly know that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Like your friend "Jack Package."
Like your friend "Jack Package." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Like, an extra fish for putting out.
Like, an extra fish for putting out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Like, anchor anchor? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Like, I remember how she makes me feel, I just don't completely remember her.
Like, I remember how she makes me feel, I just don't completely remember her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Like, know your soul. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Like, know your soul. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Like, truly, truly hot. Like a hot soul.
Like, truly, truly hot. Like a hot soul. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
LIL Y; Marrying Marshall had been all I wanted for a long time,
LIL Y; Marrying Marshall had been all I wanted for a long time, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lil, you know I can't promise that.
Lil, you know I can't promise that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily Aldrin as a parrot, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily needs you to download the sheet music for Good Feeling
Lily needs you to download the sheet music for Good Feeling from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily painting on the fire escape,
Lily painting on the fire escape, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, don't do this to yourself.
Lily, don't do this to yourself. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, don't do this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, I know you're asleep, but I have to tell someone this,
Lily, I know you're asleep, but I have to tell someone this, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, I love you! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, I need a dress. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, I told you not to call him that.
Lily, I told you not to call him that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, I'm gonna need the spare key to Robin's apartment.
Lily, I'm gonna need the spare key to Robin's apartment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, my dogs aren't that well trained.
Lily, my dogs aren't that well trained. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, quit your job. Work at a private school.
Lily, quit your job. Work at a private school. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, this is a Chinese restaurant.
Lily, this is a Chinese restaurant. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, we live in the center of art and culture in America.
Lily, we live in the center of art and culture in America. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, when Doctor Aurelia Birnholz...
Lily, when Doctor Aurelia Birnholz... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, will you tell these guys how stupid they're being?
Lily, will you tell these guys how stupid they're being? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, you go down to the bar and comfort Claudia.
Lily, you go down to the bar and comfort Claudia. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, you have to get out of there this instant. That's not Moby!
Lily, you have to get out of there this instant. That's not Moby! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, you have to tell him. That dress cost a fortune.
Lily, you have to tell him. That dress cost a fortune. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, you okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, you're being a wee bit intense about this band thing.
Lily, you're being a wee bit intense about this band thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, you're marrying your best friend in the world.
Lily, you're marrying your best friend in the world. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, you're the most incredible woman I know
Lily, you're the most incredible woman I know from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, your apartment makes the best Shanghai dumplings.
Lily, your apartment makes the best Shanghai dumplings. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
LILY: Just a second. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
LILY: No, that's terrible. Are you okay?
LILY: No, that's terrible. Are you okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
LILY: Oh, floor's cold. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
LILY: Ted, is your world ready to be rocked?
LILY: Ted, is your world ready to be rocked? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily! Thank God! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily. Lily! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily's a part of who I am.
Lily's a part of who I am. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily's busy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lingerie models on a boat!
Lingerie models on a boat! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
List of life Iong dreams, you're now half as long.
List of life Iong dreams, you're now half as long. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Listen to you. "That"? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Listen, Barney. I saw you talking to that bridesmaid last night.
Listen, Barney. I saw you talking to that bridesmaid last night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Listen, could you take a cab out to Dutchess County
Listen, could you take a cab out to Dutchess County from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Listen, do you wanna come and cry out here?
Listen, do you wanna come and cry out here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Listen, guys, I'm sorry. Please, I just need to get in there for one more song.
Listen, guys, I'm sorry. Please, I just need to get in there for one more song. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Listen, I know it's late, but do you want to come over?
Listen, I know it's late, but do you want to come over? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Listen, I know it's late, but do you want to come over?
Listen, I know it's late, but do you want to come over? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Listen, I really need to talk to you, Call me, I'll be at the office all day,
Listen, I really need to talk to you, Call me, I'll be at the office all day, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Listen, I'm calling because last night I met this girl,
Listen, I'm calling because last night I met this girl, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Listen, little buddy, I understand it's prom and the adrenaline's pumping, but...
Listen, little buddy, I understand it's prom and the adrenaline's pumping, but... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Listen. I really wanna keep talking but now's not a good time.
Listen. I really wanna keep talking but now's not a good time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Little bed and breakfast. It was so nice.
Little bed and breakfast. It was so nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Little did I realize, a few weeks earlier,
Little did I realize, a few weeks earlier, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Little things are gonna be changing around that apartment.
Little things are gonna be changing around that apartment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Live in the world, make a mistake. Make this mistake.
Live in the world, make a mistake. Make this mistake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Living among the western lowland gorillas of Cameroon,
Living among the western lowland gorillas of Cameroon, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Long distance relationships are a bad idea,
Long distance relationships are a bad idea, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Long distance still almost killed us.
Long distance still almost killed us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Long distance was and is a terrible idea,
Long distance was and is a terrible idea, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look at how hot she is. Robin would be so jealous.
Look at how hot she is. Robin would be so jealous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look at that idiot go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look at that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look at that. 8:56. You're early.
Look at that. 8:56. You're early. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look at the bright side. At least you got some closure.
Look at the bright side. At least you got some closure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look at the evidence. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look at us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look at us. Two guys in suits. You feel that slight tingle?
Look at us. Two guys in suits. You feel that slight tingle? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look at you, Scherbatsky, blatantly trying to make Ted jealous.
Look at you, Scherbatsky, blatantly trying to make Ted jealous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look at yourself, Marshall. You're not happy.
Look at yourself, Marshall. You're not happy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look for me, I'll be the guy in the awesome suit.
Look for me, I'll be the guy in the awesome suit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look how cute she looks. All tuckered out.
Look how cute she looks. All tuckered out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, a beer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, come karaoke with us tonight,
Look, come karaoke with us tonight, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, could we talk about this later?
Look, could we talk about this later? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, do you want a quality suit and a free rabbit or not?
Look, do you want a quality suit and a free rabbit or not? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, don't you think you're being a little impulsive marrying a guy
Look, don't you think you're being a little impulsive marrying a guy from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, guys, I know milk is important.
Look, guys, I know milk is important. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I can't sign off on a band I've never even seen.
Look, I can't sign off on a band I've never even seen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I have to go down there. I don't know what's gonna happen
Look, I have to go down there. I don't know what's gonna happen from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I highly doubt the Great Spirit's a stickler for choreography.
Look, I highly doubt the Great Spirit's a stickler for choreography. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I know it never works for anyone, but do you wanna try long distance?
Look, I know it never works for anyone, but do you wanna try long distance? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I know that odds are, the love of my life
Look, I know that odds are, the love of my life from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I know this is a moral gray area, but
Look, I know this is a moral gray area, but from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I know this night isn't turning out the way I planned, but we...
Look, I know this night isn't turning out the way I planned, but we... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I know this sucks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I know you're not Victoria's biggest fan,
Look, I know you're not Victoria's biggest fan, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I realize we've been down this road before,
Look, I realize we've been down this road before, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I understand that you guys had to break up eventually,
Look, I understand that you guys had to break up eventually, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I want to, Lily, okay?
Look, I want to, Lily, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I... Tell Mary thanks, but no thanks. I have a soul.
Look, I... Tell Mary thanks, but no thanks. I have a soul. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I'm just trying to expand your horizons a little bit tonight.
Look, I'm just trying to expand your horizons a little bit tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I'm kind of wasted right now, so I didn't understand any of that.
Look, I'm kind of wasted right now, so I didn't understand any of that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I'm sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, if I was marrying the wrong person and the right person was out there,
Look, if I was marrying the wrong person and the right person was out there, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, if you're a hooker, I don't have a lot of money.
Look, if you're a hooker, I don't have a lot of money. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, in spite of whatever happened between us, Robin and I are still friends.
Look, in spite of whatever happened between us, Robin and I are still friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, it would not be smart if we got together.
Look, it would not be smart if we got together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, it's a chance to show her
Look, it's a chance to show her from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, it's Halloween. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, let's just see how things progress and if, by September, we still...
Look, let's just see how things progress and if, by September, we still... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, marriage is big. You're allowed to freak out.
Look, marriage is big. You're allowed to freak out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, maybe I'm old fashioned, but I'm sorry, that's a deal breaker for me.
Look, maybe I'm old fashioned, but I'm sorry, that's a deal breaker for me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, Robin. You're not going home. Come on, it's New Year's Eve.
Look, Robin. You're not going home. Come on, it's New Year's Eve. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, she can't be a cat person. I'm a dog person.
Look, she can't be a cat person. I'm a dog person. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, so your date fell through, so what? What do you need a date for?
Look, so your date fell through, so what? What do you need a date for? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, some gremlins. Let me go feed them after midnight.
Look, some gremlins. Let me go feed them after midnight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, Ted, it's dark, I don't know how to change a tire,
Look, Ted, it's dark, I don't know how to change a tire, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, Ted, maybe we need to talk.
Look, Ted, maybe we need to talk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, when I was 17, I used to sneak into clubs all the time.
Look, when I was 17, I used to sneak into clubs all the time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, you didn't want to be with me, so clearly, you have abysmal taste in men.
Look, you didn't want to be with me, so clearly, you have abysmal taste in men. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, you guys have always been like the parents that I still have,
Look, you guys have always been like the parents that I still have, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, you had to do it, sweetie. For Ted.
Look, you had to do it, sweetie. For Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, you held off their first advance. That's good.
Look, you held off their first advance. That's good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look. Here's why I should get the place.
Look. Here's why I should get the place. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look. Who are we kidding? You and I are both attracted to each other.
Look. Who are we kidding? You and I are both attracted to each other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look. Who are we kidding? You and I are both attracted to each other.
Look. Who are we kidding? You and I are both attracted to each other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Looking at that girl and knowing she's all you really want out of life,
Looking at that girl and knowing she's all you really want out of life, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Looks interesting, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Looks like they're about to have theirs.
Looks like they're about to have theirs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Looks that way. Looks that way.
Looks that way. Looks that way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Love isn't a science. You can't calculate a feeling.
Love isn't a science. You can't calculate a feeling. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Love Solutions' Ellen Pierce.
Love Solutions' Ellen Pierce. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Love the blue instruments, though. Kind of an inside joke.
Love the blue instruments, though. Kind of an inside joke. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lowering myself to a fifteen.
Lowering myself to a fifteen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Make it a big glass. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Makes sense. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Making it that much more precious.
Making it that much more precious. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Making sacrifices, it's hard.
Making sacrifices, it's hard. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Man, it's gross. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Man, Ted's been acting weird. He's started labeling all his food.
Man, Ted's been acting weird. He's started labeling all his food. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Man, this coffee's great.
Man, this coffee's great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Man, Vampire Lou just looks great.
Man, Vampire Lou just looks great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Man, you know something, Stuart's my new hero.
Man, you know something, Stuart's my new hero. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Man, you really have snapped.
Man, you really have snapped. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
MAN: And we're clear. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
MAN: And we're clear. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
MAN: And, we're clear. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Married. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall and Ted set me straight.
Marshall and Ted set me straight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall can't know about this
Marshall can't know about this from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall Eriksen. Nice to meet you.
Marshall Eriksen. Nice to meet you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall had to learn to act like a gorilla,
Marshall had to learn to act like a gorilla, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall just ditched out on our own party.
Marshall just ditched out on our own party. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall knew she was right,
Marshall knew she was right, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
MARSHALL ON SPEAKER; I love you, Lily, Happy Valentine's Day, 1998,
MARSHALL ON SPEAKER; I love you, Lily, Happy Valentine's Day, 1998, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall playing video games,
Marshall playing video games, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall should be running our game nights,
Marshall should be running our game nights, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall wanted to know where you guys got that cake.
Marshall wanted to know where you guys got that cake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall was here yesterday. They just learned the word "fiancé."
Marshall was here yesterday. They just learned the word "fiancé." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, are you okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, are you wearing eyeliner?
Marshall, are you wearing eyeliner? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, consider the penguins.
Marshall, consider the penguins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, I can't let you waste a suit this nice
Marshall, I can't let you waste a suit this nice from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, I love you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, I should feel tremors of psychetude
Marshall, I should feel tremors of psychetude from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, it's fine. Nothing's gonna happen.
Marshall, it's fine. Nothing's gonna happen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, it's time for us to grow up.
Marshall, it's time for us to grow up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, Lily, Sandy Rivers...
Marshall, Lily, Sandy Rivers... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, not only is it this year, it's tonight.
Marshall, not only is it this year, it's tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, she is a really cool girl when you get to know her,
Marshall, she is a really cool girl when you get to know her, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, she was not a ghost.
Marshall, she was not a ghost. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, the youngest member of the audience,
Marshall, the youngest member of the audience, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, what happened to us?
Marshall, what happened to us? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, what is up with you and Ted?
Marshall, what is up with you and Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, what is up with you and Ted?
Marshall, what is up with you and Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, what makes you cry?
Marshall, what makes you cry? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
MARSHALL; I was stopping by Lily's kindergarten class to say hi,
MARSHALL; I was stopping by Lily's kindergarten class to say hi, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
MARSHALL: 'Sup, Blauman. E Bomb here.
MARSHALL: 'Sup, Blauman. E Bomb here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
MARSHALL: Bye, Lil. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
MARSHALL: Not again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mary is a friend of Barney's. Barney invited her.
Mary is a friend of Barney's. Barney invited her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mary is just a paralegal who lives in my building.
Mary is just a paralegal who lives in my building. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mary seems nice. Have you kissed her yet or are you waiting
Mary seems nice. Have you kissed her yet or are you waiting from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mary the paralegal is awesome. And you know what else?
Mary the paralegal is awesome. And you know what else? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mary, Ted is a great guy. You hold on to him.
Mary, Ted is a great guy. You hold on to him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mary's a prostitute? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mary's not a paralegal, She's a prostitute,
Mary's not a paralegal, She's a prostitute, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
May lead to an argument, but we're settling this.
May lead to an argument, but we're settling this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe have a lesbian relationship.
Maybe have a lesbian relationship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe he was in a pet store. Does he want us to get a cat together?
Maybe he was in a pet store. Does he want us to get a cat together? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe he's gonna buy you one.
Maybe he's gonna buy you one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe he's using an adorable kitty to guilt you into staying.
Maybe he's using an adorable kitty to guilt you into staying. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe I should just go home.
Maybe I should just go home. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe I'll poke it with a stick.
Maybe I'll poke it with a stick. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe if I'd worn the red dress.
Maybe if I'd worn the red dress. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe it just can't be done.
Maybe it just can't be done. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe it just means that you guys would be happy together.
Maybe it just means that you guys would be happy together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe it's the massive blood loss talking, but I'm starving.
Maybe it's the massive blood loss talking, but I'm starving. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe she really does have a brain injury.
Maybe she really does have a brain injury. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe she used a second fake name.
Maybe she used a second fake name. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe she was a ghost. That's why she didn't want to kiss you.
Maybe she was a ghost. That's why she didn't want to kiss you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe that's just who I am. And you know what?
Maybe that's just who I am. And you know what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe that's what the problem was.
Maybe that's what the problem was. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe there's a machine in the restroom.
Maybe there's a machine in the restroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe they're not even in there.
Maybe they're not even in there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe we both need that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe we got together too young.
Maybe we got together too young. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe we just shouldn't get married at all.
Maybe we just shouldn't get married at all. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe we should each take some time to think about what we want.
Maybe we should each take some time to think about what we want. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe we should have a winetasting party.
Maybe we should have a winetasting party. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe we should start doing some grown up stuff.
Maybe we should start doing some grown up stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe we should stop calling her the slutty pumpkin.
Maybe we should stop calling her the slutty pumpkin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe we should stop calling her the slutty pumpkin.
Maybe we should stop calling her the slutty pumpkin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe we're just out of firsts.
Maybe we're just out of firsts. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe you should just knock.
Maybe you should just knock. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe you've got more in common with Barney.
Maybe you've got more in common with Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Maybe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mayonnaise. Really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Me and Robin. Me and Robin. I have to make one more call.
Me and Robin. Me and Robin. I have to make one more call. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Me or Mr. Goody Goody over there?
Me or Mr. Goody Goody over there? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Me, too. Just a sec. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mellow order, bro, mellow order.
Mellow order, bro, mellow order. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mere alcohol cannot stop this brain.
Mere alcohol cannot stop this brain. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mike Murphy for "Thirteen, Pregnant and Addicted,"
Mike Murphy for "Thirteen, Pregnant and Addicted," from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mike? There's a Mike? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mini vomit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Miss me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mmm hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mmm hmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Moby? She's upstairs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Moby's party. Moby's... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Moments pass, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Money, suits and sex. These are tears of joy.
Money, suits and sex. These are tears of joy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
More importantly, you do Robin. Come on!
More importantly, you do Robin. Come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mostly getting people coffee.
Mostly getting people coffee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mother! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mouse? Sweetie, that wasn't a mouse. That was a huge cockroach.
Mouse? Sweetie, that wasn't a mouse. That was a huge cockroach. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mr. Mosby, how you doing, sir?
Mr. Mosby, how you doing, sir? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mr., Stinson, this is Willis from lobby security,
Mr., Stinson, this is Willis from lobby security, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Much obliged. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Must be a $12,000 dollar suit.
Must be a $12,000 dollar suit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Must be the jeans. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Must do robot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My apartment is a Chinese restaurant.
My apartment is a Chinese restaurant. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My bitches! Check this out.
My bitches! Check this out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My camping trip got rained out.
My camping trip got rained out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My dresser was right... That's my dresser!
My dresser was right... That's my dresser! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My father was a cigar fanatic. It was the only way to get his attention.
My father was a cigar fanatic. It was the only way to get his attention. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My favorite? Any guesses? Anyone?
My favorite? Any guesses? Anyone? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My fiancée? Suddenly, she's "my fiancée"?
My fiancée? Suddenly, she's "my fiancée"? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My finger slipped. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My first solo batch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My friend Kelly's gonna be there.
My friend Kelly's gonna be there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My friend, you just poked the bear.
My friend, you just poked the bear. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My girlfriend, Shannon, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My God, this is incredible! We're like the same person.
My God, this is incredible! We're like the same person. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My God, were you born without taste buds?
My God, were you born without taste buds? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My Grandma has five cats and she gets Ionely.
My Grandma has five cats and she gets Ionely. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My life rocks! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My life, my relationship, my career, mistake free.
My life, my relationship, my career, mistake free. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My lovely bride would like to say something to you.
My lovely bride would like to say something to you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My mouth full of this delicious, relationship winning cupcake,
My mouth full of this delicious, relationship winning cupcake, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My new husband and vodka cranberry,
My new husband and vodka cranberry, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My not having a girlfriend ness,
My not having a girlfriend ness, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My own, personal, get psyched mix.
My own, personal, get psyched mix. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My phlegm feels looser. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My roommates are having a party not far from here.
My roommates are having a party not far from here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My roommates are having a party not far from here.
My roommates are having a party not far from here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My saga continues. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My story on Pickles, the singing dog,
My story on Pickles, the singing dog, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My story's on. Ted, pay attention. Carl, turn it up.
My story's on. Ted, pay attention. Carl, turn it up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My wedding is in two days, that's how it's going.
My wedding is in two days, that's how it's going. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My whole life's some money in the bank, some suits in my closet,
My whole life's some money in the bank, some suits in my closet, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My, oh, my! There are some ferocious looking cutlets here tonight.
My, oh, my! There are some ferocious looking cutlets here tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nail them, and never call them again.
Nail them, and never call them again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Name one person you know at this party.
Name one person you know at this party. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Name's already crossed off. Sorry.
Name's already crossed off. Sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nerds who aren't good at math? Life's going to be rough, boys.
Nerds who aren't good at math? Life's going to be rough, boys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Never checked out. By the way, you know what's super fun?
Never checked out. By the way, you know what's super fun? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Never even saw the bus. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Never ever, ever, ever, ever times infinity.
Never ever, ever, ever, ever times infinity. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Never found her number. Never saw her again.
Never found her number. Never saw her again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Never having to go to a farmer's market.
Never having to go to a farmer's market. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Never would have guessed.
Never would have guessed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
New York's premiere matchmaker,
New York's premiere matchmaker, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Next Saturday night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Next up, Marshmallow and Lilypad,
Next up, Marshmallow and Lilypad, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nice outfit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nice to meet you, Marshall. Guess we're hall mates.
Nice to meet you, Marshall. Guess we're hall mates. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nice! You know, we should have a cheaters grudge match.
Nice! You know, we should have a cheaters grudge match. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ninety three? Dude, that's impressive.
Ninety three? Dude, that's impressive. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No dibs! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No emails, no phone numbers, not even names.
No emails, no phone numbers, not even names. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No more than I do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No offense, dear, but those are a little out of your price range.
No offense, dear, but those are a little out of your price range. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No one will suspect a thing.
No one will suspect a thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No sweat, we'll just sneak in.
No sweat, we'll just sneak in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No sweat, we'll just sneak in.
No sweat, we'll just sneak in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No tannins! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No thanks, dude. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No thanks. I'm sticking with the hanging chad.
No thanks. I'm sticking with the hanging chad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No way! We can't go out there now.
No way! We can't go out there now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No way. The kid does not sell out.
No way. The kid does not sell out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No way. The last time I did this, the girl turned out to be engaged.
No way. The last time I did this, the girl turned out to be engaged. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No way. You're making this up.
No way. You're making this up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, 8.5 is an extremely good match up quotient.
No, 8.5 is an extremely good match up quotient. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, a friend of mine named, shut up!
No, a friend of mine named, shut up! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, and why does this keep coming up today?
No, and why does this keep coming up today? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, are you? Just because a woman lives alone doesn't mean she's a...
No, are you? Just because a woman lives alone doesn't mean she's a... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, baby. We're gonna be an umpire someday.
No, baby. We're gonna be an umpire someday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, Barney, this is as far as we're going to go. I'm not showing any more...
No, Barney, this is as far as we're going to go. I'm not showing any more... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, but I was just at party number three.
No, but I was just at party number three. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, drifter, no! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, he made me realize how much I love you.
No, he made me realize how much I love you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, I can't. Lily's waiting. I gotta find her.
No, I can't. Lily's waiting. I gotta find her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, I don't have a fiancé.
No, I don't have a fiancé. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, I have to gain the acceptance of the herd
No, I have to gain the acceptance of the herd from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, I haven't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, I said I'd get you a pizza afterwards.
No, I said I'd get you a pizza afterwards. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, I swear that was a real call. I just...
No, I swear that was a real call. I just... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, I think we're gonna wait on the baby thing.
No, I think we're gonna wait on the baby thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, I won't. You're gonna die alone.
No, I won't. You're gonna die alone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, I'm a paralegal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, I'm a visionary. Lemon law! It's gonna be a thing!
No, I'm a visionary. Lemon law! It's gonna be a thing! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, I'm kidding. I got a plan.
No, I'm kidding. I got a plan. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, I'm not. Look, I just turned off my brain for the night.
No, I'm not. Look, I just turned off my brain for the night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, I'm trying to start a thing where the cough is separate.
No, I'm trying to start a thing where the cough is separate. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, I've got five dogs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, it has to be a string quartet, and Paris, and flowers, and chocolates,
No, it has to be a string quartet, and Paris, and flowers, and chocolates, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, it was awesome. I had a great night.
No, it was awesome. I had a great night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, it wasn't a cockroach. It had fur. And only mammals have fur.
No, it wasn't a cockroach. It had fur. And only mammals have fur. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, it's illegal. And did I mention gross?
No, it's illegal. And did I mention gross? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, it's just... You gotta admit that shock, that...
No, it's just... You gotta admit that shock, that... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, it's like it'll change everything!
No, it's like it'll change everything! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, it's not a slump. It's an intentional hiatus from girls.
No, it's not a slump. It's an intentional hiatus from girls. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, it's not an adventure. It's a mistake.
No, it's not an adventure. It's a mistake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, it's not like that. We're juicing as friends.
No, it's not like that. We're juicing as friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, look, I am serious. Think about it. He always wears black,
No, look, I am serious. Think about it. He always wears black, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no date! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, I was just saying that...
No, no, I was just saying that... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, it's a great idea. That's the whole point of getting drunk.
No, no, it's a great idea. That's the whole point of getting drunk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, no, coat wench. I like it. I should get a sign made up.
No, no, no, coat wench. I like it. I should get a sign made up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, no, no. Baby, baby, baby, don't go.
No, no, no, no. Baby, baby, baby, don't go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, no, no. No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, no, you don't understand. I need that Kit Kat.
No, no, no, you don't understand. I need that Kit Kat. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, no! Listen to me.
No, no, no! Listen to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, no. I mean, it just sounds a little bit weird, doesn't it?
No, no, no. I mean, it just sounds a little bit weird, doesn't it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, no. I'm not married. I'll explain after you hide.
No, no, no. I'm not married. I'll explain after you hide. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, no. It's totally anthropological.
No, no, no. It's totally anthropological. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, no. Just forget it.
No, no, no. Just forget it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, no. No way. You know who likes long distance?
No, no, no. No way. You know who likes long distance? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, no. You were at party number four. You must have looked at the list wrong.
No, no, no. You were at party number four. You must have looked at the list wrong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, not again. Not this year.
No, no, not again. Not this year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, that's some other guy. And he was a kick ass fighter pilot.
No, no, that's some other guy. And he was a kick ass fighter pilot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, not really. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, not tonight. I've waited too long for this.
No, not tonight. I've waited too long for this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, of course it's not for you.
No, of course it's not for you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, see, he's gonna go back over there. I'm gonna call him.
No, see, he's gonna go back over there. I'm gonna call him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, Tanya, he's a dude. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, Ted. I'm a paralegal.
No, Ted. I'm a paralegal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, thanks. I don't need an algorithm to meet women.
No, thanks. I don't need an algorithm to meet women. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, that's the easy way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, the kid was totally like a white belt and I'm gigantic.
No, the kid was totally like a white belt and I'm gigantic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, there's a huge line. I don't wanna miss the slutty pumpkin.
No, there's a huge line. I don't wanna miss the slutty pumpkin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, there's just not enough time. There's no...
No, there's just not enough time. There's no... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, we aren't breaking up.
No, we aren't breaking up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, we're good. We're good.
No, we're good. We're good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, what's the point of going out? I got a girlfriend. For now.
No, what's the point of going out? I got a girlfriend. For now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, what's the point of going out? I got a girlfriend. For now.
No, what's the point of going out? I got a girlfriend. For now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, when Dr. Australia Birdbath Vaseline came home from the gorillas,
No, when Dr. Australia Birdbath Vaseline came home from the gorillas, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, wrong, lemon law's awesome.
No, wrong, lemon law's awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, you couldn't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, you found it. I came with you.
No, you found it. I came with you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, you have to come down here.
No, you have to come down here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, you know what? This is fate. I am never supposed to see this girl again.
No, you know what? This is fate. I am never supposed to see this girl again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, you won't accomplish anything you set out to.
No, you won't accomplish anything you set out to. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, you're a hooker. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, you're not getting lucky tonight.
No, you're not getting lucky tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, you're not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No! I thought we were just hanging out as friends!
No! I thought we were just hanging out as friends! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No! I would never do that. I don't wanna go anywhere. I'm all yours.
No! I would never do that. I don't wanna go anywhere. I'm all yours. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No! Kids, color! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No! Leave no man behind. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No! No, don't answer it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No! No! This was my apartment!
No! No! This was my apartment! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No! Wait! Don't come. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No! What the hell was that? You trying to get it drunk?
No! What the hell was that? You trying to get it drunk? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No! You guys just have to look at the whole picture.
No! You guys just have to look at the whole picture. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. After I hosed you down with the beverage gun,
No. After I hosed you down with the beverage gun, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. But I do have a hug. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. Don't remember any Shannon.
No. Don't remember any Shannon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. He's not going up there. He has more sense than that.
No. He's not going up there. He has more sense than that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. Her name was Victoria. I don't know her last name.
No. Her name was Victoria. I don't know her last name. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. I am just gonna wait for the next time Marshall really screws up
No. I am just gonna wait for the next time Marshall really screws up from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. I am pissed. Ted, I don't want you to see me pissed.
No. I am pissed. Ted, I don't want you to see me pissed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. I mean, he's not my boyfriend.
No. I mean, he's not my boyfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. I need a ruling. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. I'm sorry, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. I've made my decision.
No. I've made my decision. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. It's impossible. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. Just four. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. Kelly works in... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. No, not tonight. Not in the limo. We gotta stay psyched.
No. No, not tonight. Not in the limo. We gotta stay psyched. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. No! We are already behind schedule.
No. No! We are already behind schedule. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. No. No. We are not laughing about this, Ted.
No. No. No. We are not laughing about this, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. Nope, I'm good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. See you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. That's not my girlfriend. Look, it's complicated.
No. That's not my girlfriend. Look, it's complicated. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. That's the bro code. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. This is perfect. It's meant to be. We're all back together.
No. This is perfect. It's meant to be. We're all back together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. Victoria is great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. Wait. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. You're never gonna find anybody.
No. You're never gonna find anybody. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
None of these other costumes even come close to ours.
None of these other costumes even come close to ours. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
None of these other costumes even come close to ours.
None of these other costumes even come close to ours. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nope. I hit the snooze button.
Nope. I hit the snooze button. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Not all dark and heavy like the early stuff.
Not all dark and heavy like the early stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Not as much as you like being alone.
Not as much as you like being alone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Not awkward unless we let it be awkward.
Not awkward unless we let it be awkward. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Not awkward, guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Not even in an l forgive you way. Just in an I've missed you way.
Not even in an l forgive you way. Just in an I've missed you way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Not even Old Reliable. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Not from the bathroom of the girl that you're about to sleep with.
Not from the bathroom of the girl that you're about to sleep with. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Not like this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Not necessarily. Okay, at first, I was appalled.
Not necessarily. Okay, at first, I was appalled. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Not that your grandmother is...
Not that your grandmother is... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nothing better than a weekend at a good bed and breakfast.
Nothing better than a weekend at a good bed and breakfast. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nothing good ever happens after 2:00 a.m. Go home! It's too late for juice.
Nothing good ever happens after 2:00 a.m. Go home! It's too late for juice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nothing has changed, okay? I still want to help the environment.
Nothing has changed, okay? I still want to help the environment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nothing too huge or poofy. I'm not really a girly girl.
Nothing too huge or poofy. I'm not really a girly girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nothing, baby, Don't worry about it,
Nothing, baby, Don't worry about it, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nothing, baby, Don't worry about it,
Nothing, baby, Don't worry about it, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nothing, her name's Victoria. That's all I got.
Nothing, her name's Victoria. That's all I got. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nothing. It's nothing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nothing's changed. You've moved on. I've moved on.
Nothing's changed. You've moved on. I've moved on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nothing's gonna happen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now that Lily's there, it's a whole new dynamic.
Now that Lily's there, it's a whole new dynamic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now we all gotta drink. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now you can get prescription level antihistamines over the counter.
Now you can get prescription level antihistamines over the counter. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now you just say, "Wanna do it," and I say, "Yeah."
Now you just say, "Wanna do it," and I say, "Yeah." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now you think I'm gonna let that cake out of my life? Hell, no.
Now you think I'm gonna let that cake out of my life? Hell, no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, I have no idea if Svetlana ever got her green card,
Now, I have no idea if Svetlana ever got her green card, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, I sifted through your party submissions,
Now, I sifted through your party submissions, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, I suppose you could learn to love yourself
Now, I suppose you could learn to love yourself from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, I wasn't there, but from what I heard, it went something like this,
Now, I wasn't there, but from what I heard, it went something like this, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, I'm sorry, but I have work to do.
Now, I'm sorry, but I have work to do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, I'm this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, it's ironic the girl I used to like is helping me impress the girl I now like.
Now, it's ironic the girl I used to like is helping me impress the girl I now like. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, ladies, slut up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, let's see some of these moves I've heard so much about.
Now, let's see some of these moves I've heard so much about. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, our apartment was on the third floor,
Now, our apartment was on the third floor, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, people often think a good mix should rise and fall,
Now, people often think a good mix should rise and fall, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, prepare yourselves for an audio journey
Now, prepare yourselves for an audio journey from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, that's where you have to answer a personal question about your dating life,
Now, that's where you have to answer a personal question about your dating life, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, to this day, I don't know what happened in there,
Now, to this day, I don't know what happened in there, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, what sort of dress did you have in mind, dear?
Now, what sort of dress did you have in mind, dear? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, you ladies look good, but your outfits are missing just one thing.
Now, you ladies look good, but your outfits are missing just one thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Obviously, the whole thing is shrouded in mystery.
Obviously, the whole thing is shrouded in mystery. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of awesomeness ahead of us. I need you to power through the pain.
Of awesomeness ahead of us. I need you to power through the pain. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of course I do. Why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of course I knew who I wanted to bring,
Of course I knew who I wanted to bring, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of course I want to get married!
Of course I want to get married! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of course I was right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of course we are. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of course, my colorist took "highlights" to mean, "I want to look like a tiger,"
Of course, my colorist took "highlights" to mean, "I want to look like a tiger," from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of course, not every secret was told that night,
Of course, not every secret was told that night, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of course, you wanna meet somebody roughly your own age,
Of course, you wanna meet somebody roughly your own age, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of course. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of course. I mean, we all live here,
Of course. I mean, we all live here, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of doubt about yourself and...
Of doubt about yourself and... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of equal levels of attractiveness.
Of equal levels of attractiveness. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of the new girlfriend tonight?
Of the new girlfriend tonight? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, and don't worry. Yours is in the mail. I sent it a couple days ago.
Oh, and don't worry. Yours is in the mail. I sent it a couple days ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, and I suppose you'll get a new roommate?
Oh, and I suppose you'll get a new roommate? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, and Paralegally Blonde isn't here in her low cut dress to make me jealous?
Oh, and Paralegally Blonde isn't here in her low cut dress to make me jealous? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, and we never found out where that pineapple came from,
Oh, and we never found out where that pineapple came from, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, and when I get home, I'm going to kill you.
Oh, and when I get home, I'm going to kill you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, and, wow, for a little girl you got a big tank.
Oh, and, wow, for a little girl you got a big tank. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, awesome! It's great, right?
Oh, awesome! It's great, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, baby, they have our song. Let's do Don't Go Breaking My Heart,
Oh, baby, they have our song. Let's do Don't Go Breaking My Heart, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, Barney, by the way, I went to a party in that new building on 82nd,
Oh, Barney, by the way, I went to a party in that new building on 82nd, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, boy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, call an ambulance! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, can I do it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, come on, Barney. It's for a good cause.
Oh, come on, Barney. It's for a good cause. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, come on, dude. Three months working with me,
Oh, come on, dude. Three months working with me, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, come on, Ted! You know what story I wanna hear.
Oh, come on, Ted! You know what story I wanna hear. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, come on, you're the one who let in a kid with nunchucks.
Oh, come on, you're the one who let in a kid with nunchucks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, come on! He just got here.
Oh, come on! He just got here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, come on! You have been throwing yourself at me all night!
Oh, come on! You have been throwing yourself at me all night! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, come on! You know damn well, I move out, that room's going unused.
Oh, come on! You know damn well, I move out, that room's going unused. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, come on. If you don't laugh, it just seems mean.
Oh, come on. If you don't laugh, it just seems mean. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, come on. Ted can't be pregnant. You need to have sex to get pregnant.
Oh, come on. Ted can't be pregnant. You need to have sex to get pregnant. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, come on. We bust on each other.
Oh, come on. We bust on each other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, come on. You've gotta give me this one.
Oh, come on. You've gotta give me this one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, crap! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, crap! I can't believe I forgot this. I'm gonna be out of town on the 18th.
Oh, crap! I can't believe I forgot this. I'm gonna be out of town on the 18th. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, damn it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, Derek's stuck in Connecticut closing some deal.
Oh, Derek's stuck in Connecticut closing some deal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, disco! I am so happy for you.
Oh, disco! I am so happy for you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, don't even worry about it. In fact...
Oh, don't even worry about it. In fact... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm good. The best, really.
Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm good. The best, really. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, driver? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, for God's sakes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, for the waiting room of your dental practice?
Oh, for the waiting room of your dental practice? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, forget it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, go on, touch it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, go to hell. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, God, I love butter sauce. There's nothing bad about it.
Oh, God, I love butter sauce. There's nothing bad about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, God, I'm so sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, God, no. Long distance is a lie
Oh, God, no. Long distance is a lie from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, God, not this again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, God! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, God! I'll be right there.
Oh, God! I'll be right there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, God. I'm sorry, man. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, God. You guys are sucky liars.
Oh, God. You guys are sucky liars. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, good eye, Scherbatsky.
Oh, good eye, Scherbatsky. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, gosh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, great, there it is. Thanks, Lily, you're a peach.
Oh, great, there it is. Thanks, Lily, you're a peach. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, gross. Just stop it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, guys, I know, I look amazing,
Oh, guys, I know, I look amazing, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, hell no! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, hello, Jessica Alba, in a trench coat and nothing else.
Oh, hello, Jessica Alba, in a trench coat and nothing else. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, hey, hey. Be safe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, hey, we're here. All right. You guys gonna come in?
Oh, hey, we're here. All right. You guys gonna come in? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, hold on. I'm gonna make some popcorn.
Oh, hold on. I'm gonna make some popcorn. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, how rude of me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I am. I'm psyched. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I can't. I'm taking Victoria out for dinner.
Oh, I can't. I'm taking Victoria out for dinner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I don't know. Girl of your dreams, dating a billionaire.
Oh, I don't know. Girl of your dreams, dating a billionaire. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I found it. Are you ready to... What the hell are you doing?
Oh, I found it. Are you ready to... What the hell are you doing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I have this move. So I came here to bust it.
Oh, I have this move. So I came here to bust it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I know just how to decide who.
Oh, I know just how to decide who. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I know, baby, I'd love to go, but it's two against one.
Oh, I know, baby, I'd love to go, but it's two against one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I know. Can you imagine if we'd gone?
Oh, I know. Can you imagine if we'd gone? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I was just in there. Robin Scherbatsky. I'm on the list.
Oh, I was just in there. Robin Scherbatsky. I'm on the list. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I was just kidding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I was, uh, just telling my friend that I think you're awesome.
Oh, I was, uh, just telling my friend that I think you're awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I wish I could come with you guys,
Oh, I wish I could come with you guys, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I wouldn't even wait to find out. I would be on the next plane to Germany.
Oh, I wouldn't even wait to find out. I would be on the next plane to Germany. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I'll get in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I'll miss you guys. Have fun.
Oh, I'll miss you guys. Have fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I'm flattered you think we have two viewers.
Oh, I'm flattered you think we have two viewers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I'm going over to this girl's house to make some juice.
Oh, I'm going over to this girl's house to make some juice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I'm sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, if I wanted some, I could get some.
Oh, if I wanted some, I could get some. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, it is on for my boy Ted!
Oh, it is on for my boy Ted! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, it's just a New Year's thing with some friends.
Oh, it's just a New Year's thing with some friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, it's too bad you're not gonna get some tonight!
Oh, it's too bad you're not gonna get some tonight! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, it's, "Daddy's home."
Oh, it's, "Daddy's home." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, jeez. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, jeez. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, just get it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, just grab my boob already!
Oh, just grab my boob already! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, Lily, you know me. I'm just not into all that coupley stuff.
Oh, Lily, you know me. I'm just not into all that coupley stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, listen, Ted, I can't really talk right...
Oh, listen, Ted, I can't really talk right... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, lobster, lobster, lobster, you are delicious.
Oh, lobster, lobster, lobster, you are delicious. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, look, okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, Lord! The fake emergency?
Oh, Lord! The fake emergency? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, man, I can't believe I forgot to tell you this,
Oh, man, I can't believe I forgot to tell you this, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, man, that sucks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, man! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, maybe when you said you wouldn't let me do it.
Oh, maybe when you said you wouldn't let me do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, mucho sexy. Te quiero, Marshall.
Oh, mucho sexy. Te quiero, Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God, four days to find a dress?
Oh, my God, four days to find a dress? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God, guess who just walked in? Moby.
Oh, my God, guess who just walked in? Moby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God, he's coming over. Everybody be cool. Everybody be cool.
Oh, my God, he's coming over. Everybody be cool. Everybody be cool. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God, I hate Ted! I hate him so much!
Oh, my God, I hate Ted! I hate him so much! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God, I just had a great idea for a screenplay.
Oh, my God, I just had a great idea for a screenplay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God, I used her lipstick. Oh!
Oh, my God, I used her lipstick. Oh! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf!
Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God, is that a drifter with a hook for a hand?
Oh, my God, is that a drifter with a hook for a hand? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God, Not Moby took my get psyched mix!
Oh, my God, Not Moby took my get psyched mix! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God, people do that?
Oh, my God, people do that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God, tonight? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God! I love your jeans!
Oh, my God! I love your jeans! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God! We're making out.
Oh, my God! We're making out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God. Not Moby's party is party number four.
Oh, my God. Not Moby's party is party number four. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God. That does describe a vampire. Or, you know, a bartender.
Oh, my God. That does describe a vampire. Or, you know, a bartender. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God. What happened next?
Oh, my God. What happened next? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my gosh. It's perfect.
Oh, my gosh. It's perfect. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my mistake. Or is it?
Oh, my mistake. Or is it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, no, I know Moby, and that's... Does he have a gun?
Oh, no, I know Moby, and that's... Does he have a gun? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, no, that's good. I'm okay. Thanks.
Oh, no, that's good. I'm okay. Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, no, wait, that was last night.
Oh, no, wait, that was last night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, no, you're not! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, no. I am all about the dudes.
Oh, no. I am all about the dudes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, no. I want you to do five shots.
Oh, no. I want you to do five shots. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, nuts. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, of course you... That is so...
Oh, of course you... That is so... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, on the off chance that that could happen,
Oh, on the off chance that that could happen, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, penguins are cool. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, please, how's it gonna come out?
Oh, please, how's it gonna come out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, please. They were buried in a shallow grave.
Oh, please. They were buried in a shallow grave. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, please. You barely know this girl. What's her favorite color?
Oh, please. You barely know this girl. What's her favorite color? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, please. You just want to get laid!
Oh, please. You just want to get laid! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, please. Your company is not called Barney Corp.
Oh, please. Your company is not called Barney Corp. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, right, I came in here 'cause I thought I was gonna throw up.
Oh, right, I came in here 'cause I thought I was gonna throw up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, right. Most amazing night ever, and go.
Oh, right. Most amazing night ever, and go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, right. Soul mate. Forgot.
Oh, right. Soul mate. Forgot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, right. That key. Yeah, I lost it.
Oh, right. That key. Yeah, I lost it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, rye bread. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, same thing as you. I read the paper every morning.
Oh, same thing as you. I read the paper every morning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, see? I did it again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, she got the tape. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, she sounds great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, she's good. She's very good.
Oh, she's good. She's very good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, slut alert! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, snap! Never gonna call her.
Oh, snap! Never gonna call her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, snap. What else you got?
Oh, snap. What else you got? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, so it's like that, is it?
Oh, so it's like that, is it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, so now she's a whore?
Oh, so now she's a whore? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, stop it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, sure. Laugh. Laugh for Barney Stinson.
Oh, sure. Laugh. Laugh for Barney Stinson. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, sure. She's great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, Tanya, I'm so glad you said that.
Oh, Tanya, I'm so glad you said that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, Ted, you're such a doof!
Oh, Ted, you're such a doof! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, Ted! You are so screwed.
Oh, Ted! You are so screwed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, Teddy boy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, Teddy boy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, thank God you're here.
Oh, thank God you're here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, thank God! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, thank God. I'm so sorry about this.
Oh, thank God. I'm so sorry about this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, that's so sweet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, that's wonderful, but I'm afraid you can't.
Oh, that's wonderful, but I'm afraid you can't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, the Green Testicles story.
Oh, the Green Testicles story. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, they're only five. What are they gonna do to me?
Oh, they're only five. What are they gonna do to me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, this dress is totally gonna get me laid on my wedding night.
Oh, this dress is totally gonna get me laid on my wedding night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, wait, I know what you do.
Oh, wait, I know what you do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, wait, no, that's just my shirt reflected in yours.
Oh, wait, no, that's just my shirt reflected in yours. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, wait, wait, wait! We have to turn around. We left Natalya.
Oh, wait, wait, wait! We have to turn around. We left Natalya. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, wait, you were taking naps when the kids were? Is that safe?
Oh, wait, you were taking naps when the kids were? Is that safe? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, wait. That's exactly what I did.
Oh, wait. That's exactly what I did. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, we can't. It's our nine year anniversary.
Oh, we can't. It's our nine year anniversary. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, we rode in his cab one time. It's a long story.
Oh, we rode in his cab one time. It's a long story. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, well, good for them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, well, guess you'll have to come work at my company.
Oh, well, guess you'll have to come work at my company. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, well, we can just wait until you get back.
Oh, well, we can just wait until you get back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, well... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, what, gross? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, what? Because of the whole thing where I said I liked Ted?
Oh, what? Because of the whole thing where I said I liked Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, which Sandy do we want today? Uh...
Oh, which Sandy do we want today? Uh... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, who cares, Marshall? We won.
Oh, who cares, Marshall? We won. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, wow, This is really a surprise,
Oh, wow, This is really a surprise, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, wow, you're friendly.
Oh, wow, you're friendly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, wow! You just got burned. Phonics style!
Oh, wow! You just got burned. Phonics style! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, wow. Weird. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah, do you like it?
Oh, yeah, do you like it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah, doesn't matter! We won!
Oh, yeah, doesn't matter! We won! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah, I'm just tired. And when I get tired, I get cranky.
Oh, yeah, I'm just tired. And when I get tired, I get cranky. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah, it's been stuck in my head ever since I heard it this weekend
Oh, yeah, it's been stuck in my head ever since I heard it this weekend from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah, my friend did the remodel.
Oh, yeah, my friend did the remodel. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah, sorry, my bad. You're a man.
Oh, yeah, sorry, my bad. You're a man. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah, sure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah, that totally got me yesterday.
Oh, yeah, that totally got me yesterday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah! Wait, what did he say?
Oh, yeah! Wait, what did he say? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah? Then why are you wondering what she looks like naked?
Oh, yeah? Then why are you wondering what she looks like naked? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah? What you gonna do?
Oh, yeah? What you gonna do? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah. Norah Jones just gets better and better.
Oh, yeah. Norah Jones just gets better and better. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah. Shannon was sucking face with her dad.
Oh, yeah. Shannon was sucking face with her dad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yeah. Weirdly hot, right?
Oh, yeah. Weirdly hot, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, you have got to be freaking kidding me!
Oh, you have got to be freaking kidding me! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, you poor thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, you put Ted to bed all right.
Oh, you put Ted to bed all right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, you're dangerous, Maverick.
Oh, you're dangerous, Maverick. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, you've gotta tell us.
Oh, you've gotta tell us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh! And here's the best part.
Oh! And here's the best part. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh! Cupcakes. Great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh! Daddy's back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh! Does she cut the crusts off your sandwich, too?
Oh! Does she cut the crusts off your sandwich, too? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh! Sweet Lord! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh! These pancakes are delightful.
Oh! These pancakes are delightful. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay is the name of a club.
Okay is the name of a club. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, a toast. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, ask this guy. Nine years he's been with Lily.
Okay, ask this guy. Nine years he's been with Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, Barney, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
Okay, Barney, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, but as of right now,
Okay, but as of right now, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, but this time, jump up and I'll swipe your legs.
Okay, but this time, jump up and I'll swipe your legs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, bye. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, come on. Get up. Let us see how bad it is.
Okay, come on. Get up. Let us see how bad it is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, doing some math here.
Okay, doing some math here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, Eriksen. Let's get to work. It's 2:00 a.m. It's raining outside.
Okay, Eriksen. Let's get to work. It's 2:00 a.m. It's raining outside. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, even if I am wondering that, it's only 'cause you put it in my head.
Okay, even if I am wondering that, it's only 'cause you put it in my head. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, fair enough. But I've got to prove a point to a friend.
Okay, fair enough. But I've got to prove a point to a friend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, fiancée's dead. Hit by a bus. What do you do? Go.
Okay, fiancée's dead. Hit by a bus. What do you do? Go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, fine, I have feelings for him. Happy?
Okay, fine, I have feelings for him. Happy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, fine! I have feelings for him.
Okay, fine! I have feelings for him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, fine. Think about it on the plane.
Okay, fine. Think about it on the plane. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, first of all, hundred millionaire.
Okay, first of all, hundred millionaire. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, follow my lead, stay low,
Okay, follow my lead, stay low, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, ground rules have been established.
Okay, ground rules have been established. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, guys. I gotta say something.
Okay, guys. I gotta say something. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, here's the point. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, here's where I left off with the last guy.
Okay, here's where I left off with the last guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, how about this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I am. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I don't really know how to tap dance.
Okay, I don't really know how to tap dance. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I just want everybody here to know I'm not a gay pirate.
Okay, I just want everybody here to know I'm not a gay pirate. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I know that stuff looks dumb from the outside.
Okay, I know that stuff looks dumb from the outside. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I know that you've all dismissed this theory before.
Okay, I know that you've all dismissed this theory before. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I need, like, five minutes to change,
Okay, I need, like, five minutes to change, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I'm a bit set in my ways.
Okay, I'm a bit set in my ways. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I'm a bit set in my ways.
Okay, I'm a bit set in my ways. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I'm cool. I'm cool.
Okay, I'm cool. I'm cool. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I'm flipping. Heads or tails?
Okay, I'm flipping. Heads or tails? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I'm gonna make this sound till you come hang out,
Okay, I'm gonna make this sound till you come hang out, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I'm just saying that it's my wedding, too,
Okay, I'm just saying that it's my wedding, too, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I'm leaving. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I've missed you. Not in a we're going to make out way,
Okay, I've missed you. Not in a we're going to make out way, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, if we're at the "le,"
Okay, if we're at the "le," from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, is this a lesbian bar? Because that girl with the blue shirt just...
Okay, is this a lesbian bar? Because that girl with the blue shirt just... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, it'll be cool. I'll tell you what. We'll make a game out of it.
Okay, it'll be cool. I'll tell you what. We'll make a game out of it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, it's back. And this time we got a good look.
Okay, it's back. And this time we got a good look. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, it's just an internship to make a little money.
Okay, it's just an internship to make a little money. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, it's the National Resource Defense Council
Okay, it's the National Resource Defense Council from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, it's time for bed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, just be cool. Don't look at me.
Okay, just be cool. Don't look at me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, limited time offer.
Okay, limited time offer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, look, I just need to see the band. I'm getting married in two months, and...
Okay, look, I just need to see the band. I'm getting married in two months, and... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, look, look, look. I know that it's sudden, but check it.
Okay, look, look, look. I know that it's sudden, but check it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, look. Mary, I like you a lot.
Okay, look. Mary, I like you a lot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, not a problem. He'll jack it up, slap on a tire,
Okay, not a problem. He'll jack it up, slap on a tire, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, now I feel worse. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, okay, sweetie. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, okay. All right, no, no.
Okay, okay. All right, no, no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, okay. How much is it? On a scale of never to never ever.
Okay, okay. How much is it? On a scale of never to never ever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, okay. We'll sneak her in.
Okay, okay. We'll sneak her in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, relax. Robin's just a friend.
Okay, relax. Robin's just a friend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, Robin, you and Ted go to the florist.
Okay, Robin, you and Ted go to the florist. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, Robin. Your roll. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, seriously, what is going on with Ted, lately?
Okay, seriously, what is going on with Ted, lately? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, seriously, what is this girl's deal?
Okay, seriously, what is this girl's deal? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, so anyway... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, so I didn't have a written lease as such.
Okay, so I didn't have a written lease as such. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, sure, I'll come over, we'll
Okay, sure, I'll come over, we'll from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, take care. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, Ted, but these dogs are really barking.
Okay, Ted, but these dogs are really barking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, Ted. Hello? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, that does sound good.
Okay, that does sound good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, that was gross. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, think about this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, those guys were mean at first, yes. But they're actually good guys,
Okay, those guys were mean at first, yes. But they're actually good guys, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, wait. Before you say anything,
Okay, wait. Before you say anything, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, we get it. You're skeptical. But Marshall and I, we're believers.
Okay, we get it. You're skeptical. But Marshall and I, we're believers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, well, get ready for my sex ray vision.
Okay, well, get ready for my sex ray vision. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, well, hang on. I'm coming to get you.
Okay, well, hang on. I'm coming to get you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, well, I guess now is as good a time as any.
Okay, well, I guess now is as good a time as any. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, well, I'll get back to you.
Okay, well, I'll get back to you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, what is wrong with the two of you? Seriously!
Okay, what is wrong with the two of you? Seriously! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, yeah, that's a little bit suspicious.
Okay, yeah, that's a little bit suspicious. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, yes, it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake.
Okay, yes, it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, yes, it's sweet in theory. But isn't it also kind of crazy?
Okay, yes, it's sweet in theory. But isn't it also kind of crazy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, you can call now. God, this is intense. I love it.
Okay, you can call now. God, this is intense. I love it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, you're making yourself crazy.
Okay, you're making yourself crazy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, you're making yourself crazy.
Okay, you're making yourself crazy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, you're on a blind date.
Okay, you're on a blind date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, your job is very simple.
Okay, your job is very simple. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay? Awesome! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. But it's not likely. I look damn good in my dress.
Okay. But it's not likely. I look damn good in my dress. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Bye. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. For the wedge. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. I get it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. I love you because, one, you made me a sack lunch,
Okay. I love you because, one, you made me a sack lunch, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. I wanna lay down some ground rules for tonight, Barney.
Okay. I wanna lay down some ground rules for tonight, Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. I'll talk to you later.
Okay. I'll talk to you later. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. I'll tell you my story.
Okay. I'll tell you my story. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. I'm psyched about this. But if I'm gonna mentor you,
Okay. I'm psyched about this. But if I'm gonna mentor you, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Just kind of seems like you're trying to hustle Victoria out of the country.
Okay. Just kind of seems like you're trying to hustle Victoria out of the country. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Let's do this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Let's have a big hand for Robin the reporter!
Okay. Let's have a big hand for Robin the reporter! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Let's not lose hope.
Okay. Let's not lose hope. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Let's talk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Meet me at MacLaren's. I'll see you there.
Okay. Meet me at MacLaren's. I'll see you there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Sorry about that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Sure. What time do you need me to... Right now?
Okay. Sure. What time do you need me to... Right now? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. To bring to the banquet and hang out with ironically
Okay. To bring to the banquet and hang out with ironically from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Tomorrow... And I should mention this is gonna rock your world.
Okay. Tomorrow... And I should mention this is gonna rock your world. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Well, boyfriends, I guess I've only had two.
Okay. Well, boyfriends, I guess I've only had two. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Well, I just wanted to say they're gorgeous
Okay. Well, I just wanted to say they're gorgeous from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Well, thanks anyway. Yeah, you take care.
Okay. Well, thanks anyway. Yeah, you take care. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Well, what am I supposed to do?
Okay. Well, what am I supposed to do? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. What the hell happened last night?
Okay. What the hell happened last night? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. You and me? That's insane.
Okay. You and me? That's insane. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Actually, my 30th birthday wasn't so bad,
OLDER TED; Actually, my 30th birthday wasn't so bad, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And here's why it was funny,
OLDER TED; And here's why it was funny, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And kids, that's exactly what we did with our last day,
OLDER TED; And kids, that's exactly what we did with our last day, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And little did I know, at that very moment, fate,
OLDER TED; And little did I know, at that very moment, fate, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And so the three of us headed to the roof of my building,
OLDER TED; And so the three of us headed to the roof of my building, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And so, as I sat at home, waiting for the phone to ring,
OLDER TED; And so, as I sat at home, waiting for the phone to ring, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And so, as the night wore on, I started to realize
OLDER TED; And so, as the night wore on, I started to realize from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And so, Aunt Lily hatched the plan to crash a prom,
OLDER TED; And so, Aunt Lily hatched the plan to crash a prom, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And so, Barney was right,
OLDER TED; And so, Barney was right, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And so, I met her that night to tell her my decision,
OLDER TED; And so, I met her that night to tell her my decision, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And so, one $90 cab ride later, I was in the middle of nowhere,
OLDER TED; And so, one $90 cab ride later, I was in the middle of nowhere, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And so, to fit in with the gorillas,
OLDER TED; And so, to fit in with the gorillas, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And that's all I remember, except for a few hazy memories,
OLDER TED; And that's all I remember, except for a few hazy memories, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And that's how Robin and I ended up together,
OLDER TED; And that's how Robin and I ended up together, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And that's when things got complicated,
OLDER TED; And that's when things got complicated, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And then Carl filled us in,
OLDER TED; And then Carl filled us in, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And then Trudy filled us in,
OLDER TED; And then Trudy filled us in, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; And then your Uncle Marshall and I
OLDER TED; And then your Uncle Marshall and I from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Another care package,
OLDER TED; Another care package, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Derek, Now we had a tight schedule to keep that night,
OLDER TED; Derek, Now we had a tight schedule to keep that night, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Even really, really dumb mistakes,
OLDER TED; Even really, really dumb mistakes, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Here's the thing about mistakes,
OLDER TED; Here's the thing about mistakes, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; I called Victoria from the cab, and we broke up,
OLDER TED; I called Victoria from the cab, and we broke up, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; I did have more sense than that,
OLDER TED; I did have more sense than that, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; I left Trudy a message, But she never called me back,
OLDER TED; I left Trudy a message, But she never called me back, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; It didn't work,
OLDER TED; It didn't work, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; It turns out some things are worth preserving,
OLDER TED; It turns out some things are worth preserving, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; It was May of 2006 in New York City, and life was good,
OLDER TED; It was May of 2006 in New York City, and life was good, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; It was true, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Kids, about eight months
OLDER TED; Kids, about eight months from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Kids, I tell you a lot of inappropriate stories,
OLDER TED; Kids, I tell you a lot of inappropriate stories, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments,
OLDER TED; Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Kids, life is a dark road, You never really know what's up ahead,
OLDER TED; Kids, life is a dark road, You never really know what's up ahead, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Kids, something you might not know about your Uncle Marshall
OLDER TED; Kids, something you might not know about your Uncle Marshall from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Kids, when it comes to love,
OLDER TED; Kids, when it comes to love, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Kids, your grandma always used to say to me,
OLDER TED; Kids, your grandma always used to say to me, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Let's back up a little bit,
OLDER TED; Let's back up a little bit, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Let's pause, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Luckily, there was still one person I could call to get a ride home,
OLDER TED; Luckily, there was still one person I could call to get a ride home, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Marshall was going to work for a big corporation called Altrucel,
OLDER TED; Marshall was going to work for a big corporation called Altrucel, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Meanwhile, back at the bar,
OLDER TED; Meanwhile, back at the bar, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Now, I remember a lot of stories
OLDER TED; Now, I remember a lot of stories from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Now, kids, Moby was a popular recording artist
OLDER TED; Now, kids, Moby was a popular recording artist from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Oh, yeah, Robin was spending New Year's with her boyfriend Derek,
OLDER TED; Oh, yeah, Robin was spending New Year's with her boyfriend Derek, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Okay, I wasn't going to say it in front of the guys,
OLDER TED; Okay, I wasn't going to say it in front of the guys, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Okay, I wasn't going to say it in front of the guys,
OLDER TED; Okay, I wasn't going to say it in front of the guys, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Robin had been mad at me since the night I slightly exaggerated
OLDER TED; Robin had been mad at me since the night I slightly exaggerated from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Sandy Rivers was the face ofMetro News 1,
OLDER TED; Sandy Rivers was the face ofMetro News 1, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; So I read the file, And, by God, this woman was perfect,
OLDER TED; So I read the file, And, by God, this woman was perfect, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; So, that night I had a blind date with my perfect match,
OLDER TED; So, that night I had a blind date with my perfect match, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; That's right, I did the math,
OLDER TED; That's right, I did the math, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; The funny thing was, at that very moment,
OLDER TED; The funny thing was, at that very moment, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; The next morning, I was about to buy my ticket to Germany,
OLDER TED; The next morning, I was about to buy my ticket to Germany, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; These idiotic filler pieces were a guilty pleasure of ours,
OLDER TED; These idiotic filler pieces were a guilty pleasure of ours, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Van Smoot House was a gorgeous mansion
OLDER TED; Van Smoot House was a gorgeous mansion from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; We all finally agreed,
OLDER TED; We all finally agreed, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden,
OLDER TED; We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Well, I mean, they did their best,
OLDER TED; Well, I mean, they did their best, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; What do you do? Go,
OLDER TED; What do you do? Go, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; What she said next changed his life,
OLDER TED; What she said next changed his life, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; When the clock strikes two, just go to sleep,
OLDER TED; When the clock strikes two, just go to sleep, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; When you meet someone special suddenly life is full of firsts,
OLDER TED; When you meet someone special suddenly life is full of firsts, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; When you're planning a wedding,
OLDER TED; When you're planning a wedding, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; When you're single, and your friends start to get married,
OLDER TED; When you're single, and your friends start to get married, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; When your Uncle Marshall was 10 years old,
OLDER TED; When your Uncle Marshall was 10 years old, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED; Why was this funny? I'll explain,
OLDER TED; Why was this funny? I'll explain, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED: Again, I wasn't there, so I'm a little foggy on the details,
OLDER TED: Again, I wasn't there, so I'm a little foggy on the details, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED: Kids, before I met your mother,
OLDER TED: Kids, before I met your mother, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED: Kids, the thing about New Year's Eve is that it sucks.
OLDER TED: Kids, the thing about New Year's Eve is that it sucks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED: So, kids, there are many buildings in New York City.
OLDER TED: So, kids, there are many buildings in New York City. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED: So, kids, would you like to hear the story of the time I went deaf?
OLDER TED: So, kids, would you like to hear the story of the time I went deaf? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED: You know how Aunt Robin's a big fan of Halloween?
OLDER TED: You know how Aunt Robin's a big fan of Halloween? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
OLDER TED: You see, sometimes in life
OLDER TED: You see, sometimes in life from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
On a lazy Sunday afternoon.
On a lazy Sunday afternoon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
On a real weekend, the real Ted wears a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt
On a real weekend, the real Ted wears a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
On having a guys' night out before the wedding.
On having a guys' night out before the wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
On Monday, Bilson and I are gonna talk to Montague in HR.
On Monday, Bilson and I are gonna talk to Montague in HR. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
On Monday, I'm gonna have to tell my kindergarten class,
On Monday, I'm gonna have to tell my kindergarten class, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
On the night of Claudia and Stuart's wedding,
On the night of Claudia and Stuart's wedding, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
On the stupid stuff, like who comes.
On the stupid stuff, like who comes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
On the surface of tennis balls,
On the surface of tennis balls, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
On top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
On top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Once my shirt's off, so I'm gonna ask you now.
Once my shirt's off, so I'm gonna ask you now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Once on a dare. The other times were just for fun.
Once on a dare. The other times were just for fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Once you're married, if we go out,
Once you're married, if we go out, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
One day you have an apartment, the next day it's a House of Dumplings.
One day you have an apartment, the next day it's a House of Dumplings. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
One more big, beautiful, stupid, romantic gesture
One more big, beautiful, stupid, romantic gesture from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
One night, you're cruising along, enjoying the ride,
One night, you're cruising along, enjoying the ride, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
One of each. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
One of my best friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
One of the 24 similarities between girls and fish
One of the 24 similarities between girls and fish from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
One of your best friends.
One of your best friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
One. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Only hot guy here is blondie in the suit, and he's playing hard to get.
Only hot guy here is blondie in the suit, and he's playing hard to get. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Only problem was from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Only the craziest, meanest Iooking mouse you've ever seen.
Only the craziest, meanest Iooking mouse you've ever seen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Only, this time, my sweet dance moves aren't gonna be enough to win them over.
Only, this time, my sweet dance moves aren't gonna be enough to win them over. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Open up your knowledge basket 'cause here it comes.
Open up your knowledge basket 'cause here it comes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or be our leaders. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or cry at all for that matter.
Or cry at all for that matter. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or did I bring it? I think I brought it.
Or did I bring it? I think I brought it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or it's a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter.
Or it's a chance to mess with her head by showing up with someone hotter. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or maybe I'm a devoted girlfriend and I'm calling you right now.
Or maybe I'm a devoted girlfriend and I'm calling you right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or the one after that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or we can run and do awesome air kicks before our leg gets chopped off.
Or we can run and do awesome air kicks before our leg gets chopped off. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or we could just drink wine.
Or we could just drink wine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or what the hell you're doing with your life?
Or what the hell you're doing with your life? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or would you run and jump
Or would you run and jump from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or Yale preppies reuniting their stupid a cappella group.
Or Yale preppies reuniting their stupid a cappella group. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or you could change your entire personality,
Or you could change your entire personality, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or you could tell him that you're into him and then you could both be happy.
Or you could tell him that you're into him and then you could both be happy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or, actually, Robin, why don't you go to the florist?
Or, actually, Robin, why don't you go to the florist? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or, as the rulers call it, Piramide.
Or, as the rulers call it, Piramide. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or, God forbid, fat. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or, so it says in my profile.
Or, so it says in my profile. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Other than confirming a lot of European stereotypes about Americans,
Other than confirming a lot of European stereotypes about Americans, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Our big Metro News 1 camping trip was gonna be this weekend.
Our big Metro News 1 camping trip was gonna be this weekend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Our friends Claudia and Stuart are having this crazy black tie wedding on Saturday.
Our friends Claudia and Stuart are having this crazy black tie wedding on Saturday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Over the piano? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Pairing them up with these cool gourmet cheeses.
Pairing them up with these cool gourmet cheeses. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Party number three. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Pause land is a magical place
Pause land is a magical place from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Peace out, hombre, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Peace out, hombres, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Penelope, I really need to make it rain this weekend.
Penelope, I really need to make it rain this weekend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Penelope, this is the girl I love.
Penelope, this is the girl I love. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
People 10 tables away would know the moves.
People 10 tables away would know the moves. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
People often ask me, "Barney, how is it that you're so psyched
People often ask me, "Barney, how is it that you're so psyched from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Pick up! Pick up! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Playing laser tag really takes me back.
Playing laser tag really takes me back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Please don't put that kind of pressure on me! It's too much!
Please don't put that kind of pressure on me! It's too much! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Please say hello to our host for the evening,
Please say hello to our host for the evening, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Please tell me we can drink the wine now.
Please tell me we can drink the wine now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Please, for the love of God, open the window!
Please, for the love of God, open the window! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Please, I'm ageless, Scherbatsky just needs a good night's sleep,
Please, I'm ageless, Scherbatsky just needs a good night's sleep, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Please, just don't leave me! I'm nothing without you, baby.
Please, just don't leave me! I'm nothing without you, baby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Please. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Please. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Pleased to meet you, Buttercup.
Pleased to meet you, Buttercup. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Pleased to meet you, Buttercup. I'm Lando Calrissian.
Pleased to meet you, Buttercup. I'm Lando Calrissian. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Plenty of fish in the sea.
Plenty of fish in the sea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Plus one. You make it sound so romantic.
Plus one. You make it sound so romantic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Plus, cows will probably have died out by then.
Plus, cows will probably have died out by then. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Plus, here's the mini cherry, on top of the regular cherry,
Plus, here's the mini cherry, on top of the regular cherry, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Plus, I think I was just dating you 'cause you look a little bit like Kurt Cobain.
Plus, I think I was just dating you 'cause you look a little bit like Kurt Cobain. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Plus, it's really great to see all these guys again.
Plus, it's really great to see all these guys again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Poker! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Possibly starting right now.
Possibly starting right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Pouring Dom Perignon down a bathtub drain.
Pouring Dom Perignon down a bathtub drain. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Preserving something that's already gone.
Preserving something that's already gone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Probably hanging out with Mike, this guy I've been seeing.
Probably hanging out with Mike, this guy I've been seeing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Probably some fractures. We gotta get her to the hospital.
Probably some fractures. We gotta get her to the hospital. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Problem was, she was dating this really rich guy named Derek,
Problem was, she was dating this really rich guy named Derek, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Prude alert. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Pudgy arms and stuff. But they make you old.
Pudgy arms and stuff. But they make you old. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Pushing the front back into the tri state area,
Pushing the front back into the tri state area, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Put me down for two. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Put together a care package of stuff from New York.
Put together a care package of stuff from New York. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Raise your hand if earlier today you hit on an engaged woman?
Raise your hand if earlier today you hit on an engaged woman? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Raised his hand with a question,
Raised his hand with a question, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ranjit, turn it around. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ranjit, you sure I can't help?
Ranjit, you sure I can't help? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ranjit. Party number one.
Ranjit. Party number one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Re... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ready? A lemon law. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ready? A lemon law. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Real suede wouldn't have gone up so fast. You got robbed. This is a blend.
Real suede wouldn't have gone up so fast. You got robbed. This is a blend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Reality was the enemy, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really got my freak juice flowing.
Really got my freak juice flowing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really tasty. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really think about that, Barney.
Really think about that, Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really, are you sure? Wow. That snuck up on me.
Really, are you sure? Wow. That snuck up on me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? 'Cause I could swear you fell straight out of heaven, Angel.
Really? 'Cause I could swear you fell straight out of heaven, Angel. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? Because it also kind of sounds like a date with Sandy
Really? Because it also kind of sounds like a date with Sandy from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? Great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? I always thought Shocky's coffee tasted kind of rusty.
Really? I always thought Shocky's coffee tasted kind of rusty. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? I couldn't imagine you cranky.
Really? I couldn't imagine you cranky. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? I thought you'd be totally into it.
Really? I thought you'd be totally into it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? Well, 'cause she gave me a videotape to give you.
Really? Well, 'cause she gave me a videotape to give you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? You don't want kids?
Really? You don't want kids? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? You've moved on? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Red Lobster? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Relationships aren't easy. They're hard work.
Relationships aren't easy. They're hard work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Relax. My guy does everything for one third the cost.
Relax. My guy does everything for one third the cost. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Relax. The night is young. It's gonna get better.
Relax. The night is young. It's gonna get better. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Remember that guy, Ted, that I was telling you about?
Remember that guy, Ted, that I was telling you about? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Remember the first night Robin and I went out?
Remember the first night Robin and I went out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Remember to pick up some milk.
Remember to pick up some milk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Remember, stay out of the liquor cabinet.
Remember, stay out of the liquor cabinet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Remember? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right down to the brown shoes with the little snowflakes on them,
Right down to the brown shoes with the little snowflakes on them, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right down to the incredibly tacky swords we hung on the wall,
Right down to the incredibly tacky swords we hung on the wall, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right now we gotta fix this.
Right now we gotta fix this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right now, you just have to dress like a whore and that's it.
Right now, you just have to dress like a whore and that's it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right on the Hudson River,
Right on the Hudson River, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right, but I'm the bride, so I win.
Right, but I'm the bride, so I win. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right, I have a kind of mole on my back.
Right, I have a kind of mole on my back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right, so you guys are in. Should I invite Marshall and Lily?
Right, so you guys are in. Should I invite Marshall and Lily? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right, well, I'm engaged, so...
Right, well, I'm engaged, so... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right! Right! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right. 'Cause I'm wearing a lei.
Right. 'Cause I'm wearing a lei. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right. So where was I? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right. The DMV it is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right. Well, actually, that's why I'm calling.
Right. Well, actually, that's why I'm calling. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right. You're gonna go make some juice.
Right. You're gonna go make some juice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin again? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin got called up last minute to anchor the 11.00 news,
Robin got called up last minute to anchor the 11.00 news, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin is still pissed at me after, you know...
Robin is still pissed at me after, you know... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin landed on the Chocolate Swamp. That's five chips for me.
Robin landed on the Chocolate Swamp. That's five chips for me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin Scherbatsky... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, care to chime in with anything?
Robin, care to chime in with anything? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, have I ever told you that I am vomit free since '93?
Robin, have I ever told you that I am vomit free since '93? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, I don't get the sense you like being with me.
Robin, I don't get the sense you like being with me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, I gotta go. Just knock, okay?
Robin, I gotta go. Just knock, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, I think that you are the coolest.
Robin, I think that you are the coolest. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, Mike likes you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, open the window! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, Sandy... Rivers, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, The big unanswered question in my life,
Robin, The big unanswered question in my life, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, what are you doing for Halloween?
Robin, what are you doing for Halloween? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, you have to try this chicken.
Robin, you have to try this chicken. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, you know, I don't say this enough, but you're a great woman!
Robin, you know, I don't say this enough, but you're a great woman! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
ROBIN; I was doing a report on live TV about a hansom cab driver,
ROBIN; I was doing a report on live TV about a hansom cab driver, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
ROBIN: Damn it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
ROBIN: Hello? Is someone out there?
ROBIN: Hello? Is someone out there? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
ROBIN: Lily, squat down. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
ROBIN: So, Mary the paralegal.
ROBIN: So, Mary the paralegal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin? Thanks, Robin. It was awesome.
Robin? Thanks, Robin. It was awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin. Go wake her up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin. Hey, Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin. I've sort of said this already.
Robin. I've sort of said this already. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin. You've gotta get over this Ted and Victoria thing.
Robin. You've gotta get over this Ted and Victoria thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin's gonna be with Sandy this weekend.
Robin's gonna be with Sandy this weekend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin's here. Look, Trudy, I need you to hide in my bedroom.
Robin's here. Look, Trudy, I need you to hide in my bedroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin's out there. She's gonna think you're in here taking a massive...
Robin's out there. She's gonna think you're in here taking a massive... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Rock 'n' roll. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Rock my body like a seizure.
Rock my body like a seizure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Rockupied, Dude, what... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Roll credits. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Room 1506, my treat. You kids go nuts.
Room 1506, my treat. You kids go nuts. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Roomies! I love it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Run! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sadly, not out of character.
Sadly, not out of character. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Same as yours. Look. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sample sentence, Billy Teded up when he tried to...
Sample sentence, Billy Teded up when he tried to... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
SAND Y;... I raised these as a child, I tell you it's not easy,
SAND Y;... I raised these as a child, I tell you it's not easy, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sandy time. Sandy time! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sarah O'Brien loves brunch. She wants to have two children.
Sarah O'Brien loves brunch. She wants to have two children. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
SARAH; Ted, hi, This is Dr., O'Brien, About today,
SARAH; Ted, hi, This is Dr., O'Brien, About today, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Say I were to hook up with someone, say, I don't know, Robin,
Say I were to hook up with someone, say, I don't know, Robin, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Say I'm right and this could all be over. This could be your call from the hospital.
Say I'm right and this could all be over. This could be your call from the hospital. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Say I'm right and this could all be over. This could be your call from the hospital.
Say I'm right and this could all be over. This could be your call from the hospital. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Say something bad about butter sauce, I dare you.
Say something bad about butter sauce, I dare you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Say, Ted, how long do you think that conversation's gonna be?
Say, Ted, how long do you think that conversation's gonna be? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Says every girl you've ever slept with.
Says every girl you've ever slept with. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Scherbatsky, how comfortable are you with a crossbow?
Scherbatsky, how comfortable are you with a crossbow? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Scherbatsky! You gotta focus!
Scherbatsky! You gotta focus! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Scherbatsky? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Scooch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Scooter, when I go off to college, that's the end for us.
Scooter, when I go off to college, that's the end for us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Scooter, you're gonna be an umpire someday.
Scooter, you're gonna be an umpire someday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Screw that. This ain't over.
Screw that. This ain't over. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Screw these pancakes, I should cover you in syrup and gobble you up.
Screw these pancakes, I should cover you in syrup and gobble you up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sean, look, you're a nice guy, but I just don't...
Sean, look, you're a nice guy, but I just don't... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Secretly controlling your every move...
Secretly controlling your every move... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Secrets come out in there.
Secrets come out in there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See some monkeys at the zoo.
See some monkeys at the zoo. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See that little hottie on the end? She's short, but has an ample bosom.
See that little hottie on the end? She's short, but has an ample bosom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See what happens when you don't think? You do!
See what happens when you don't think? You do! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See what my 9.6 looks like in person, as, you know, a frame of reference.
See what my 9.6 looks like in person, as, you know, a frame of reference. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See you guys later. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See you on the other side.
See you on the other side. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See you tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See, for all your big talk about being ready for a relationship,
See, for all your big talk about being ready for a relationship, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See, I have a girlfriend, but I'm going over to this other girl's house...
See, I have a girlfriend, but I'm going over to this other girl's house... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See, I have this girlfriend.
See, I have this girlfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See, if you'd taken a moment to think about that...
See, if you'd taken a moment to think about that... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See, Marshall and Lily had a rule that at any point during a fight,
See, Marshall and Lily had a rule that at any point during a fight, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See, Marshall had always dreamed of using his law degree
See, Marshall had always dreamed of using his law degree from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See, she was supposed to call me four hours ago to have a serious talk.
See, she was supposed to call me four hours ago to have a serious talk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See, that's what I'm afraid of.
See, that's what I'm afraid of. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See, we're both impulsive
See, we're both impulsive from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
See? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Seeing him with someone else and crying about it?
Seeing him with someone else and crying about it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Self click. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sending the storm back out into the Atlantic.
Sending the storm back out into the Atlantic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Seriously, come on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Seriously, does my eyeliner look okay?
Seriously, does my eyeliner look okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Seriously, it's not a big deal.
Seriously, it's not a big deal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Seriously, take the place. It's yours.
Seriously, take the place. It's yours. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Seriously. My stomach was like,
Seriously. My stomach was like, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Setting the high score on Super Bomberman,
Setting the high score on Super Bomberman, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Shame, though. It was a pretty hot show tonight.
Shame, though. It was a pretty hot show tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Shannon, Shannon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
SHANNON; Is your phone on?
SHANNON; Is your phone on? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Shannon! I love you, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Shannon! Shannon, you came back!
Shannon! Shannon, you came back! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She and Greg dated for a while, and then split up.
She and Greg dated for a while, and then split up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She bought some expensive shoes.
She bought some expensive shoes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She can't say it's not meant to be. It is meant to be.
She can't say it's not meant to be. It is meant to be. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She could be engaged, or married,
She could be engaged, or married, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She couldn't make it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She didn't run around picking nits out of people's hair
She didn't run around picking nits out of people's hair from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She doesn't know how much money I make.
She doesn't know how much money I make. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She doesn't need a place card. She knows her name.
She doesn't need a place card. She knows her name. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She gave me $50 to take a cab to the airport.
She gave me $50 to take a cab to the airport. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She gave me her number. But then...
She gave me her number. But then... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She gives a great massage. Say what?
She gives a great massage. Say what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She got a new juicer. Whatever. We're gonna test it out.
She got a new juicer. Whatever. We're gonna test it out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She got a super important dessert scholarship.
She got a super important dessert scholarship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She has a little kid named Max.
She has a little kid named Max. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She has no idea that Ted thinks she's a hooker.
She has no idea that Ted thinks she's a hooker. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She has to move in with us.
She has to move in with us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She hates phonies. I totally hate phonies, too.
She hates phonies. I totally hate phonies, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She liked dogs, She spent her summers in North Carolina,
She liked dogs, She spent her summers in North Carolina, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She likes dogs, Otis Redding, does the crossword.
She likes dogs, Otis Redding, does the crossword. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She likes me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She lives in my building. She's smart. She's hot. She's totally cool.
She lives in my building. She's smart. She's hot. She's totally cool. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She made that cake. Ted, this is the girl.
She made that cake. Ted, this is the girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She made the cake! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She made the cake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She may be 98 years old, but she still...
She may be 98 years old, but she still... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She might. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She must have been at their table. Maybe they know who she was.
She must have been at their table. Maybe they know who she was. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She never showed up, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She picked up a bouquet proving she had corporeal form.
She picked up a bouquet proving she had corporeal form. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She played bass guitar, She didThe Times crossword,
She played bass guitar, She didThe Times crossword, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She played tennis, She liked old movies, Her favorite food was lasagna,
She played tennis, She liked old movies, Her favorite food was lasagna, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She probably doesn't go by Ictor.
She probably doesn't go by Ictor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She really needs some support, or a stranger's tongue down her throat.
She really needs some support, or a stranger's tongue down her throat. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She said if there's no wedding tomorrow, you owe her father $400,000.
She said if there's no wedding tomorrow, you owe her father $400,000. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She said it'd take three days. It's been five days.
She said it'd take three days. It's been five days. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She said she'd like to see the knights of the poorly constructed round table.
She said she'd like to see the knights of the poorly constructed round table. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She seems like she might be into me.
She seems like she might be into me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She should be here any second. So...
She should be here any second. So... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She slapped me and stormed off.
She slapped me and stormed off. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She spent a year in Antarctica studying penguins.
She spent a year in Antarctica studying penguins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She spent a year in Antarctica studying penguins.
She spent a year in Antarctica studying penguins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She told you and not me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She totally wants you to come.
She totally wants you to come. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She wants two kids, a boy and a girl.
She wants two kids, a boy and a girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She was amazing and funny and we connected on every level,
She was amazing and funny and we connected on every level, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She was amazing and funny and...
She was amazing and funny and... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She was completely amazing.
She was completely amazing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She was in the middle of a heated argument with her dad,
She was in the middle of a heated argument with her dad, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She was right, When 2.00 a.m. rolls around,
She was right, When 2.00 a.m. rolls around, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She wasn't on the guest list, because she wasn't a guest.
She wasn't on the guest list, because she wasn't a guest. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She would've been absolutely perfect for you.
She would've been absolutely perfect for you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She wrote her number on that wrapper. Where is it?
She wrote her number on that wrapper. Where is it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's a bro by extension.
She's a bro by extension. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's a cat person. I don't know this girl at all.
She's a cat person. I don't know this girl at all. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's a dermatologist. I have skin.
She's a dermatologist. I have skin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's a slutty nurse. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's about to get married. She's got enough to worry about.
She's about to get married. She's got enough to worry about. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's always finding reasons to hug me. So tonight, we'll see...
She's always finding reasons to hug me. So tonight, we'll see... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's bringing a date. I'm glad she's moving on.
She's bringing a date. I'm glad she's moving on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's coming over. Crap! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's dead, isn't she? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's fun, she's free spirited. She's great.
She's fun, she's free spirited. She's great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's fun, she's smart, she lives in the moment.
She's fun, she's smart, she lives in the moment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's fun, she's smart, she lives in the moment.
She's fun, she's smart, she lives in the moment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's funny, she's beautiful, she loves Star Wars,
She's funny, she's beautiful, she loves Star Wars, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's gonna teach me how to do a rain dance.
She's gonna teach me how to do a rain dance. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's into sports, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's leaving in half an hour.
She's leaving in half an hour. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's made her choice, and you can finally move on.
She's made her choice, and you can finally move on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's not engaged. She's your soul mate.
She's not engaged. She's your soul mate. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's not gonna break up with you, Ted. You're awesome.
She's not gonna break up with you, Ted. You're awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's really looking forward to this.
She's really looking forward to this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's up three zip. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's way hotter than him. How way?
She's way hotter than him. How way? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Short in the front, long in the back. That is the mullet of wedding dresses.
Short in the front, long in the back. That is the mullet of wedding dresses. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Shot of Jim Beam? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Should I be worried? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Should I say something? I should say something, right?
Should I say something? I should say something, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Should we go to my room? I mean, there's five dogs in there, but...
Should we go to my room? I mean, there's five dogs in there, but... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Should we go? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Should we take this to the bedroom?
Should we take this to the bedroom? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Should we tell him? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Should've snuck in with Brian Affleck.
Should've snuck in with Brian Affleck. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Shouldn't we just beat it to death with a bat?
Shouldn't we just beat it to death with a bat? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Show it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Show me how good it is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Showing your photo to random pedestrians. No takers.
Showing your photo to random pedestrians. No takers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Simple. Elegant. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sitting across the table is that guy.
Sitting across the table is that guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sitting next to your girlfriend, or hitting on a bridesmaid?
Sitting next to your girlfriend, or hitting on a bridesmaid? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sleep it off, bro. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sleeping in your own bed, doing your own crosswords.
Sleeping in your own bed, doing your own crosswords. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Slow and steady won the race.
Slow and steady won the race. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Slow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Slut would have been better. But I'll settle for bro.
Slut would have been better. But I'll settle for bro. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Smiling is a part of the job.
Smiling is a part of the job. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So a new one out there could blossom.
So a new one out there could blossom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So actually, you put it in your own head.
So actually, you put it in your own head. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So admit it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So all we need is one large shipping box and 100 white mice.
So all we need is one large shipping box and 100 white mice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So by that logic, if you and I were to, say, go out on a date...
So by that logic, if you and I were to, say, go out on a date... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So don't step in a poodle.
So don't step in a poodle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So don't take it personally, she's just a little stressed.
So don't take it personally, she's just a little stressed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So don't tell her I told you, but she's very vulnerable right now.
So don't tell her I told you, but she's very vulnerable right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So go to the bathroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So have I. If I ask this girl to give up her dreams for me,
So have I. If I ask this girl to give up her dreams for me, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So he'd been interning for two months at Barney's firm,
So he'd been interning for two months at Barney's firm, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So here I am. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So here's what I'm going to do.
So here's what I'm going to do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So how do I keep that from happening? Simple. I make it rain.
So how do I keep that from happening? Simple. I make it rain. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So how'd she manage to eat so much chocolate?
So how'd she manage to eat so much chocolate? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So I came over here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So I can invite whoever I want?
So I can invite whoever I want? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So I figured I should sit down,
So I figured I should sit down, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So I gotta do this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So I should still buy that plane ticket, right?
So I should still buy that plane ticket, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So I spent my nights reading, painting,
So I spent my nights reading, painting, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So I think a lot. I happen to have a very powerful brain.
So I think a lot. I happen to have a very powerful brain. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So I'm in good hands. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So I'm not sure if this part is actually true,
So I'm not sure if this part is actually true, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So if we take into account the most recent census data,
So if we take into account the most recent census data, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So it is? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So it's blue skies this weekend.
So it's blue skies this weekend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So it's fine for me to make sacrifices for you, but for you, it's crazy.
So it's fine for me to make sacrifices for you, but for you, it's crazy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So let's get to work, man. What else do you know about her?
So let's get to work, man. What else do you know about her? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So Marshall and Lily rediscovered their youth,
So Marshall and Lily rediscovered their youth, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So maybe Marshall's room.
So maybe Marshall's room. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So much of your mom in you.
So much of your mom in you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So now we've gone from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So pee off the roof. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So should I wear my hair up or down?
So should I wear my hair up or down? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So should I wear my hair up or down?
So should I wear my hair up or down? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So that leaves us with...
So that leaves us with... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So the message is, I should treat every woman like a whore?
So the message is, I should treat every woman like a whore? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So the thing that always screws it up is the next day. Right?
So the thing that always screws it up is the next day. Right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So there we were, Two single guys
So there we were, Two single guys from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So think about that before you use your miles to buy her a plane ticket.
So think about that before you use your miles to buy her a plane ticket. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So this is me, just saying it.
So this is me, just saying it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So this plan you speak of.
So this plan you speak of. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So Tropical Storm Willie is gonna be with us at least until Monday.
So Tropical Storm Willie is gonna be with us at least until Monday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So we find this choice nudie nest near the airport.
So we find this choice nudie nest near the airport. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So we had this instant connection.
So we had this instant connection. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So we should all be able to have things the way we want them.
So we should all be able to have things the way we want them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So we talked about it and we decided to take this one slow.
So we talked about it and we decided to take this one slow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So we're breaking up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So what are you doing in Dutchess County?
So what are you doing in Dutchess County? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So what do you think? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So what happened? She took you up to a hotel room on the first date.
So what happened? She took you up to a hotel room on the first date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So what? You want me to do a shot?
So what? You want me to do a shot? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So what's this big, beautiful, romantic gesture?
So what's this big, beautiful, romantic gesture? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse?
So which is it, a cockroach or a mouse? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So why haven't we met him?
So why haven't we met him? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So you admit it. The groom should have an equal say.
So you admit it. The groom should have an equal say. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So you could try to nail Robin,
So you could try to nail Robin, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So you don't want coffee?
So you don't want coffee? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So you got to admit, The 88 are rocking our song.
So you got to admit, The 88 are rocking our song. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So you really don't believe in the cockamouse?
So you really don't believe in the cockamouse? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So you see why it would be a very bad idea for you to go up there,
So you see why it would be a very bad idea for you to go up there, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So you spend one more amazing day together.
So you spend one more amazing day together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So you won't get hypothermia like last year.
So you won't get hypothermia like last year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So you're gonna be mad at me forever? What, we're not even friends now?
So you're gonna be mad at me forever? What, we're not even friends now? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So you're saying you would forbid me from going.
So you're saying you would forbid me from going. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, Andrew, what's your big plan? What's life going to be like after tonight?
So, Andrew, what's your big plan? What's life going to be like after tonight? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, anyway. Here's the problem.
So, anyway. Here's the problem. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, are you a friend of the bride or groom?
So, are you a friend of the bride or groom? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, are you gonna talk to Marshall?
So, are you gonna talk to Marshall? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, Barney, you gonna sing anything?
So, Barney, you gonna sing anything? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, basically, it was a prom.
So, basically, it was a prom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, big news. I heard from umpire school. I'm in!
So, big news. I heard from umpire school. I'm in! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, did she get the awesome care package, yet?
So, did she get the awesome care package, yet? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, did you and Barney ever...
So, did you and Barney ever... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, do you have any other hot single friends?
So, do you have any other hot single friends? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, do you have any other hot single friends?
So, do you have any other hot single friends? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, do you like Mike? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, don't say anything... Don't say anything.
So, don't say anything... Don't say anything. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, dude, check it. I'm in San Diego with two of my brosephs from Kappa,
So, dude, check it. I'm in San Diego with two of my brosephs from Kappa, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, get this. I was on a date with this girl Jackie.
So, get this. I was on a date with this girl Jackie. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, have you thought any more about coming to work for Barney Corp?
So, have you thought any more about coming to work for Barney Corp? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, here I am. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, hey. I got a new phone.
So, hey. I got a new phone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, how about tonight from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, how was the big phone call with your girlfriend?
So, how was the big phone call with your girlfriend? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, how's it hanging? "How's it hanging?"
So, how's it hanging? "How's it hanging?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, I guess if there's a lesson to be learned here, it's this,
So, I guess if there's a lesson to be learned here, it's this, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, I took him aside, and I got all creepy quiet
So, I took him aside, and I got all creepy quiet from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee in college,
So, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee in college, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, I was talking to her last night, and I should tell you,
So, I was talking to her last night, and I should tell you, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, I went out to visit and there was this party.
So, I went out to visit and there was this party. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, I won't be able to stay over, but, yeah, sure, I'd love to.
So, I won't be able to stay over, but, yeah, sure, I'd love to. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, I'm just gonna hang it right here on the wall.
So, I'm just gonna hang it right here on the wall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, I'm just gonna keep it right here, if that's cool.
So, I'm just gonna keep it right here, if that's cool. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, I'm like, "A snappa doo!"
So, I'm like, "A snappa doo!" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, I'm really excited about tomorrow, okay, bye.
So, I'm really excited about tomorrow, okay, bye. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, I'm standing there, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, I'm Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, is there anything else you need, sweetie?
So, is there anything else you need, sweetie? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, is this how we're deciding who gets the apartment?
So, is this how we're deciding who gets the apartment? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, Lil, did you get the milk?
So, Lil, did you get the milk? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, Love Solutions? Did you meet the love of your life?
So, Love Solutions? Did you meet the love of your life? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, Marshall, what about you?
So, Marshall, what about you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, my 9.6, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, no, Lily and Marshall will not be joining us.
So, no, Lily and Marshall will not be joining us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, nothing for him to stand on? Okay, thanks so much.
So, nothing for him to stand on? Okay, thanks so much. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, one more week and it'll be a month.
So, one more week and it'll be a month. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake
So, really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, Robin, you ever report on train wrecks 'cause I just saw one. What up. Tiny five.
So, Robin, you ever report on train wrecks 'cause I just saw one. What up. Tiny five. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, Sandy, what do you do?
So, Sandy, what do you do? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, Scherbatsky. Got a boyfriend?
So, Scherbatsky. Got a boyfriend? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, Ted didn't care that you wanted to make a move on me?
So, Ted didn't care that you wanted to make a move on me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, that was a lie? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, that's the prank? That you're not in Dutchess County?
So, that's the prank? That you're not in Dutchess County? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, that's the problem. You work on that. I'm gonna eat this cupcake.
So, that's the problem. You work on that. I'm gonna eat this cupcake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, that's what happened to the bouquet.
So, that's what happened to the bouquet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, the dress? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, the life of a television reporter is very rewarding,
So, the life of a television reporter is very rewarding, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, then I said, your motorcycle was like that when I got here.
So, then I said, your motorcycle was like that when I got here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, there were some unanswered questions,
So, there were some unanswered questions, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, they can suck on each others' fingers for an hour,
So, they can suck on each others' fingers for an hour, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, this is the Europe Germany?
So, this is the Europe Germany? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, this Italian place. How is their cannoli?
So, this Italian place. How is their cannoli? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily filled me in,
So, Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily filled me in, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, Victoria, did you ever re return to this guy?
So, Victoria, did you ever re return to this guy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, we can sit around and cry,
So, we can sit around and cry, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, we're going to an award show?
So, we're going to an award show? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, we've got the whole place to ourselves.
So, we've got the whole place to ourselves. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what about this party?
So, what about this party? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what am I doing here?
So, what am I doing here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what are we doing today?
So, what are we doing today? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what do you and Ted usually do after the cigar bar?
So, what do you and Ted usually do after the cigar bar? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what do you think? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what do you want to do next? Don't think!
So, what do you want to do next? Don't think! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what does a fella have to do to get lei ed around here?
So, what does a fella have to do to get lei ed around here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what happened next? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what now, it's a cockapotatomouse?
So, what now, it's a cockapotatomouse? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what, you think fate's just going to take care of it?
So, what, you think fate's just going to take care of it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what? You just... You said good night, came home,
So, what? You just... You said good night, came home, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what's the deal here? Am I getting lucky tonight?
So, what's the deal here? Am I getting lucky tonight? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what's the problem? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, when a serious issue comes up, your response is just to avoid it?
So, when a serious issue comes up, your response is just to avoid it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, when Lily and I get married,
So, when Lily and I get married, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, where'd we land on the whole plus one thing?
So, where'd we land on the whole plus one thing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, where'd you guys go? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, where's your costume?
So, where's your costume? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, while you may choose to turn your back on her,
So, while you may choose to turn your back on her, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, why don't we just cut that part out?
So, why don't we just cut that part out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, why don't you come over to my apartment right now,
So, why don't you come over to my apartment right now, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, why you crying? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, with that in mind, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, yeah, I brought it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, yeah, I'm coloring in my butt.
So, yeah, I'm coloring in my butt. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, yes, I know this isn't gonna work.
So, yes, I know this isn't gonna work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, you buzzing, baby? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, you gonna be okay hanging out with Victoria tonight?
So, you gonna be okay hanging out with Victoria tonight? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, you guys think I should have kissed her?
So, you guys think I should have kissed her? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, you just gave me your number, and your name is Amy.
So, you just gave me your number, and your name is Amy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, you want to be an anthropologist?
So, you want to be an anthropologist? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, you're doing this? You're going up there?
So, you're doing this? You're going up there? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, you're not going to tell me what you were doing
So, you're not going to tell me what you were doing from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, you're not still gonna be his roommate when he gets married, are you?
So, you're not still gonna be his roommate when he gets married, are you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Some H&H Bagels, an Empire State Building key chain,
Some H&H Bagels, an Empire State Building key chain, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Somebody say beautiful princess?
Somebody say beautiful princess? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Somebody spilled gorgeous all over it. Love it.
Somebody spilled gorgeous all over it. Love it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Someone get him a shot. He's thinking again.
Someone get him a shot. He's thinking again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Someone to kiss at midnight? Fine. I'll kiss you at a little bit after midnight.
Someone to kiss at midnight? Fine. I'll kiss you at a little bit after midnight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Someone who I can love and cuddle.
Someone who I can love and cuddle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Someone's going to move out. So, who's it going to be?
Someone's going to move out. So, who's it going to be? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Something occurred to me,
Something occurred to me, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Something went terribly wrong.
Something went terribly wrong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sometimes I like to do a little catch and release.
Sometimes I like to do a little catch and release. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sometimes, even when you know something's a mistake,
Sometimes, even when you know something's a mistake, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sonny, where's Cher? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry about that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry about that. Summer Breeze is my guilty pleasure song.
Sorry about that. Summer Breeze is my guilty pleasure song. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry I kept calling you like that. I was pretty drunk.
Sorry I kept calling you like that. I was pretty drunk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry to bother you, but we've had reports of a Sasquatch loose in the building,
Sorry to bother you, but we've had reports of a Sasquatch loose in the building, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry to bug you with my problems.
Sorry to bug you with my problems. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry, buddy, I wish I could help you. My hands are tied.
Sorry, buddy, I wish I could help you. My hands are tied. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry, Carl, go on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry, don't buy it. You're making it up.
Sorry, don't buy it. You're making it up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry, I could tell what you were just thinking.
Sorry, I could tell what you were just thinking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry, I only give high twos.
Sorry, I only give high twos. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry, I was just being dramatic. You're not a wench.
Sorry, I was just being dramatic. You're not a wench. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry, sorry, sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry, Ted, I won't be able to make Foxy Boxing tonight.
Sorry, Ted, I won't be able to make Foxy Boxing tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry, Trudy. Go on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sounds awesome. We should go out and just get fricking weird.
Sounds awesome. We should go out and just get fricking weird. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sounds like environmental law.
Sounds like environmental law. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sounds like you could use it.
Sounds like you could use it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Speak of the devil. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Speaking of easy, bridesmaids, Ted. Bridesmaids.
Speaking of easy, bridesmaids, Ted. Bridesmaids. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Speaking of which, Victoria,
Speaking of which, Victoria, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Speaking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Squirrels don't get married, Marshall.
Squirrels don't get married, Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Stairs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Statistic. Men who have had at least one relationship with a prostitute
Statistic. Men who have had at least one relationship with a prostitute from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Stay with me, it's gonna come to me.
Stay with me, it's gonna come to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Still can't believe you're going all corporate on us.
Still can't believe you're going all corporate on us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Still funny. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Still wow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Still, I've had a pretty serious week.
Still, I've had a pretty serious week. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Still, you know, another year older. Still single.
Still, you know, another year older. Still single. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Still... And now it's sad.
Still... And now it's sad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Stonehenge, Area 51, there's alien crap all over the place.
Stonehenge, Area 51, there's alien crap all over the place. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Stop being sarcastic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Stop doing that! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Story of my life. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Stuart and I just broke up.
Stuart and I just broke up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Stuart, don't get married.
Stuart, don't get married. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Stuart, I don't know what to say.
Stuart, I don't know what to say. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Stuart, you don't have to be one or the other.
Stuart, you don't have to be one or the other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Stuart! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Suddenly we're living in two different worlds.
Suddenly we're living in two different worlds. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Suits. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Summer fellowship? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Super drunk fantastic, huh?
Super drunk fantastic, huh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sure it looks great on TV,
Sure it looks great on TV, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sure it's good. It's solid. But a 9.6?
Sure it's good. It's solid. But a 9.6? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sure, the more the merrier.
Sure, the more the merrier. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sure, what's up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sure. Good luck with that.
Sure. Good luck with that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sure. I mean, even though we stopped having sex,
Sure. I mean, even though we stopped having sex, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sure. There's plenty of room in the woods.
Sure. There's plenty of room in the woods. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sweet damn, that's a hot plate!
Sweet damn, that's a hot plate! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sweet damn, that's a hot plate!
Sweet damn, that's a hot plate! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sweet. Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sweetie, I'm so sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sweetie, it would be cool to have some extra money,
Sweetie, it would be cool to have some extra money, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Table six has got three bridesmaids.
Table six has got three bridesmaids. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Take it slow, Robin. Take it slow.
Take it slow, Robin. Take it slow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Take the damn picture. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tarzan nipple blue. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Taxi! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Taxi! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted and I'll go and try to talk some sense into Stuart.
Ted and I'll go and try to talk some sense into Stuart. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted falls in love. Love kicks Ted in the sprouts.
Ted falls in love. Love kicks Ted in the sprouts. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted going all castrati over yet another girl is exactly not a good cause.
Ted going all castrati over yet another girl is exactly not a good cause. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted out. To overthink. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted up, to overthink something with disastrous results.
Ted up, to overthink something with disastrous results. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted went to a lot of trouble to make this an awesome New Year's.
Ted went to a lot of trouble to make this an awesome New Year's. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, as your mentor and spiritual guide, I forbid you from calling her.
Ted, as your mentor and spiritual guide, I forbid you from calling her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, can I talk to you outside for a second?
Ted, can I talk to you outside for a second? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, come on, we have an hour and a half before midnight,
Ted, come on, we have an hour and a half before midnight, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, do you remember in college,
Ted, do you remember in college, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, do you want me to slap you again? 'Cause I kind of enjoyed it the first time.
Ted, do you want me to slap you again? 'Cause I kind of enjoyed it the first time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, doesn't Victoria deserve to know that you once had the hots for Robin?
Ted, doesn't Victoria deserve to know that you once had the hots for Robin? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, for the last time, stop...
Ted, for the last time, stop... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, have you ignored all of my teachings?
Ted, have you ignored all of my teachings? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, he's right. You over think. Maybe you should over drink.
Ted, he's right. You over think. Maybe you should over drink. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, how do I explain this to you?
Ted, how do I explain this to you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason.
Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, I can't wait any longer.
Ted, I can't wait any longer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, I do more research than this before buying a cell phone.
Ted, I do more research than this before buying a cell phone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, I don't want to swear in front of Korean Elvis,
Ted, I don't want to swear in front of Korean Elvis, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, I have to go. It's a company camping trip.
Ted, I have to go. It's a company camping trip. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, I love you. I love Robin.
Ted, I love you. I love Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, I think you and I should have a talk...
Ted, I think you and I should have a talk... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, I'm a paralegal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, I'm getting married in two months,
Ted, I'm getting married in two months, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, I'm gonna head out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, I'm so sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, it's a simile. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, it's okay. I'm fine.
Ted, it's okay. I'm fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, let's go to New Haven.
Ted, let's go to New Haven. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, look. I have lunch. Please.
Ted, look. I have lunch. Please. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, look. Look, Ted. The second hottest bridesmaid!
Ted, look. Look, Ted. The second hottest bridesmaid! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, look. See you, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, no. Let it go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, pee off the roof. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, Sergei says stop moping around. You're distracting him from his process.
Ted, Sergei says stop moping around. You're distracting him from his process. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, she is going on that camping trip.
Ted, she is going on that camping trip. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, Ted, Ted, look. I got a bridesmaid.
Ted, Ted, Ted, look. I got a bridesmaid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, the only reason to wait a month for sex
Ted, the only reason to wait a month for sex from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, the slutty pumpkin is not coming.
Ted, the slutty pumpkin is not coming. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, the universe clearly does not want you and Robin to be together.
Ted, the universe clearly does not want you and Robin to be together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, there are absolutely no women out there for you.
Ted, there are absolutely no women out there for you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, think about it this way,
Ted, think about it this way, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, this is funny. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, waiting naked in a girl's bed
Ted, waiting naked in a girl's bed from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, we've only been dating for two months.
Ted, we've only been dating for two months. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, what makes you cry? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, why don't you just talk to him? He's your best friend.
Ted, why don't you just talk to him? He's your best friend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, you can't do this. Please.
Ted, you can't do this. Please. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, you know what's in the back of your brain?
Ted, you know what's in the back of your brain? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, you need a lady, and I've got the next best thing. Mary.
Ted, you need a lady, and I've got the next best thing. Mary. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, you're a great guy. I know it. You know it. She knows it.
Ted, you're a great guy. I know it. You know it. She knows it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason.
Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, you're gonna have to find another gender for yourself
Ted, you're gonna have to find another gender for yourself from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, you're my cabrón, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, your problem is all you do is think, think, think.
Ted, your problem is all you do is think, think, think. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED; And I drank, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED; And then, just when I was about to lose hope,
TED; And then, just when I was about to lose hope, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED; Did you talk to Marshall about it? LIL Y; He wouldn't have understood,
TED; Did you talk to Marshall about it? LIL Y; He wouldn't have understood, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED; I stole a blue French horn for her, and it almost worked,
TED; I stole a blue French horn for her, and it almost worked, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED; I was at this Halloween party up on the roof of our building,
TED; I was at this Halloween party up on the roof of our building, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED; Kahlúa, Root beer, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED; Previously on How I Met Your Mother.
TED; Previously on How I Met Your Mother. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED; Robin! Come hang out!
TED; Robin! Come hang out! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED; She was completely amazing,
TED; She was completely amazing, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED; So, we're at the bar and I see her mix
TED; So, we're at the bar and I see her mix from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED; Until our dying days, we'll remember everything about that night
TED; Until our dying days, we'll remember everything about that night from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED; We all ended up at the bar with our cabdriver, Ranjit,
TED; We all ended up at the bar with our cabdriver, Ranjit, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED: I love you, too, Marshmallow.
TED: I love you, too, Marshmallow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED: I'm coming at you! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED: Lily? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED: Moby. Hey, Moby! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED: No, no turning back. Ranjit, party number three.
TED: No, no turning back. Ranjit, party number three. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED: Please don't do that.
TED: Please don't do that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted! Hurry! You got to help me, my boat is sinking.
Ted! Hurry! You got to help me, my boat is sinking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted! If you wanted to be married by now, you would be, but you're not.
Ted! If you wanted to be married by now, you would be, but you're not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted! You did not check plus one!
Ted! You did not check plus one! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted? You still with us? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted. Oh, my gosh, I love this moment.
Ted. Oh, my gosh, I love this moment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted's phone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.
Teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Telepathic conversations,
Telepathic conversations, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tell Claudia I'm sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tell him, Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tell me about it. That cake! Best cake I ever had.
Tell me about it. That cake! Best cake I ever had. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tell me your last name. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tell your friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Terrific. Look, I should run.
Terrific. Look, I should run. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Than Ted and Victoria. Now look at us.
Than Ted and Victoria. Now look at us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thank God! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thank you so much for the delicious cookies.
Thank you so much for the delicious cookies. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thank you, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thank you, everyone. Thank you, everyone. It's been fun.
Thank you, everyone. Thank you, everyone. It's been fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thank you, kind sir! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thank you. Finally, somebody understands Marshgammon.
Thank you. Finally, somebody understands Marshgammon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks for listening, Barney.
Thanks for listening, Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks for not calling me and good night.
Thanks for not calling me and good night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks, Carl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks, Carl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks, guys, we just need a minute. Sort of a big life decision.
Thanks, guys, we just need a minute. Sort of a big life decision. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks, Marshmallow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks. And thanks for sticking around tonight.
Thanks. And thanks for sticking around tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks. Anyway, it's almost 11:00. I should let you go.
Thanks. Anyway, it's almost 11:00. I should let you go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks. I feel a lot better.
Thanks. I feel a lot better. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks. I never tire of hearing that.
Thanks. I never tire of hearing that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks. You're right. I'm being crazy.
Thanks. You're right. I'm being crazy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks. You're very sweet.
Thanks. You're very sweet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That all the best things in life happen after 2:00 a.m.
That all the best things in life happen after 2:00 a.m. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That cake really got to you, huh?
That cake really got to you, huh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That came out wrong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That can't be right. Eight? Really, eight?
That can't be right. Eight? Really, eight? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That doesn't mean that this won't work.
That doesn't mean that this won't work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That doesn't mean that this won't work.
That doesn't mean that this won't work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That ever happened to me.
That ever happened to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That girl in there is alive, right?
That girl in there is alive, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That girl you used to go out with, Penelope.
That girl you used to go out with, Penelope. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That goes on for three and a half minutes.
That goes on for three and a half minutes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That guy's a riot, where is he?
That guy's a riot, where is he? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That I should just be mad at you.
That I should just be mad at you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That I used to have a kind of thing for Robin,
That I used to have a kind of thing for Robin, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That is bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That is exactly what I want right now. And so what?
That is exactly what I want right now. And so what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That is funny. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That is I think. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That is like high school literary magazine bad!
That is like high school literary magazine bad! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That is low. Do you really think that's what he's doing?
That is low. Do you really think that's what he's doing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That is nothing but how you feel.
That is nothing but how you feel. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That is sick! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That is so true, Ellen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That is the greatest story ever!
That is the greatest story ever! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That is the lamest, most pathetic cop out in the book.
That is the lamest, most pathetic cop out in the book. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That is why we're best friends.
That is why we're best friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That it's leaning starboard at a 45 degree angle.
That it's leaning starboard at a 45 degree angle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That it's the greatest pickup line of all time.
That it's the greatest pickup line of all time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That just means were gonna have to party that much harder.
That just means were gonna have to party that much harder. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That leaves us with 482,000.
That leaves us with 482,000. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That love is not a science.
That love is not a science. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That may be true. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That my fiancé ran me through with a fricking broadsword!
That my fiancé ran me through with a fricking broadsword! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That night, I recorded my video and mailed it to Shannon,
That night, I recorded my video and mailed it to Shannon, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That seems healthy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That seems to be one step ahead of you,
That seems to be one step ahead of you, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That should be the easiest thing in the world.
That should be the easiest thing in the world. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That tastes like cough syrup.
That tastes like cough syrup. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That the best way to get over a failed relationship
That the best way to get over a failed relationship from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That the original bro went bare pickle in front of her.
That the original bro went bare pickle in front of her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That this night would be a turning point,
That this night would be a turning point, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That this was the night my life, my real life, would finally begin,
That this was the night my life, my real life, would finally begin, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That those rare times when we do open up,
That those rare times when we do open up, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That was awkward. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That was five years ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That was like a declawed, pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting at a fly
That was like a declawed, pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting at a fly from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That was the universe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That was the whole point of the night. I've just been saved from myself.
That was the whole point of the night. I've just been saved from myself. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That way I have a second chance to make a first impression.
That way I have a second chance to make a first impression. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That we could forget such a turbulent time in our political history.
That we could forget such a turbulent time in our political history. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That we know are gonna disappear eventually.
That we know are gonna disappear eventually. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That weirds me out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That worked? I hate the world.
That worked? I hate the world. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That would be great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That you and I are a 9.6. Your fiancé's only an 8.5.
That you and I are a 9.6. Your fiancé's only an 8.5. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That you weren't supposed to, but you did?
That you weren't supposed to, but you did? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's a handy new trick.
That's a handy new trick. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's a perfect cocktail. Shake well, then sleep with.
That's a perfect cocktail. Shake well, then sleep with. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's a woman. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's adorable. Ted, you're such a hayseed.
That's adorable. Ted, you're such a hayseed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's been his pattern. This is war, Eriksen.
That's been his pattern. This is war, Eriksen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's cool. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's crazy. That could've been my kid.
That's crazy. That could've been my kid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's every girl in the bar wanting you, and every guy wanting to be you.
That's every girl in the bar wanting you, and every guy wanting to be you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's great. I'll tell Lily to tell me.
That's great. I'll tell Lily to tell me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's great. You're right.
That's great. You're right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's her napkin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's how it's supposed to be. That right there.
That's how it's supposed to be. That right there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's impossible. That simply can't happen.
That's impossible. That simply can't happen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's it. I know what you're jonesing for.
That's it. I know what you're jonesing for. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's just a great use of the pause function, baby.
That's just a great use of the pause function, baby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's just crazy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's just how life works sometimes,
That's just how life works sometimes, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's just terrible. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's just... That's... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's just... That's... Two vodka cranberries, please.
That's just... That's... Two vodka cranberries, please. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting trip. Oh, Ted. Oh, Ted.
That's like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting trip. Oh, Ted. Oh, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's Marshall's phone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's not your phone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's okay, guys, I hate it.
That's okay, guys, I hate it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's racism. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's right. I just got paid for sex.
That's right. I just got paid for sex. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's some pretty grown up stuff we did this morning.
That's some pretty grown up stuff we did this morning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's the plan. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's very sweet, but I'm actually getting married on Saturday.
That's very sweet, but I'm actually getting married on Saturday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's what I thought, too. Then I got this e mail from Butterfield.
That's what I thought, too. Then I got this e mail from Butterfield. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's why not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The 18th can't get here fast enough.
The 18th can't get here fast enough. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The answer may surprise you. After the break.
The answer may surprise you. After the break. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The Barnacle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.
The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The best part of any first kiss is the lead up to it.
The best part of any first kiss is the lead up to it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The best relationships are the ones that just come naturally,
The best relationships are the ones that just come naturally, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The biggest favor anyone's ever done me.
The biggest favor anyone's ever done me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The characters, yours truly and a raven haired au pair by the...
The characters, yours truly and a raven haired au pair by the... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The companionship business is the growth industry of the 21st century.
The companionship business is the growth industry of the 21st century. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The computer is still crunching the numbers.
The computer is still crunching the numbers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The cough is supposed to cover the "lesbian."
The cough is supposed to cover the "lesbian." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The crab puffs were incredible.
The crab puffs were incredible. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The destruction of the rainforests will continue,
The destruction of the rainforests will continue, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The doctor will see you now.
The doctor will see you now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The dress I wore to my actual prom.
The dress I wore to my actual prom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The dress. We got a dress.
The dress. We got a dress. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The fact is, I don't know how I feel.
The fact is, I don't know how I feel. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The first kiss, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The first night together,
The first night together, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The first weekend together,
The first weekend together, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The flame of our romance is flickering
The flame of our romance is flickering from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The former Soviet Republic of Drunk off her ass istan?
The former Soviet Republic of Drunk off her ass istan? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The funny thing is, I wasn't totally wrong,
The funny thing is, I wasn't totally wrong, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The guest list has been closed for months. Months.
The guest list has been closed for months. Months. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The guy you left stranded by the side of the road.
The guy you left stranded by the side of the road. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The guys I work with are a bunch of jerks.
The guys I work with are a bunch of jerks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The hard way is that I stomp the crap out of you myself.
The hard way is that I stomp the crap out of you myself. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The irony is clear, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The Kid has become the man.
The Kid has become the man. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The kids still call him Funny Butt.
The kids still call him Funny Butt. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The kids' naptime. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The lemon law. It's gonna be a thing.
The lemon law. It's gonna be a thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The Liberty Bell incident, the little sc**** I got in at the Russian embassy,
The Liberty Bell incident, the little sc**** I got in at the Russian embassy, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The memory of you walking out that door.
The memory of you walking out that door. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The meter's running, dude. Crap or get off the pot.
The meter's running, dude. Crap or get off the pot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The moment right before the lips touch.
The moment right before the lips touch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The more I try to picture her, the more I can't.
The more I try to picture her, the more I can't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The most awesome party in New York City,
The most awesome party in New York City, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The most low budget cable news channel ever,
The most low budget cable news channel ever, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The museum, The bridge, The restaurant,
The museum, The bridge, The restaurant, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The new album is great. It's all smooth and polished.
The new album is great. It's all smooth and polished. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The night started like any other, We were downstairs at the bar,
The night started like any other, We were downstairs at the bar, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The night was legendary, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The No. 2. A.k. A the Torpedo.
The No. 2. A.k. A the Torpedo. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The only thing that got me through was
The only thing that got me through was from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The only thing you can do. Tell Robin she can't come.
The only thing you can do. Tell Robin she can't come. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The package? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The package. The house, the car, sending your kids to a great school.
The package. The house, the car, sending your kids to a great school. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The Peace Corps is the most noble thing a person can do.
The Peace Corps is the most noble thing a person can do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The people looked the same, it all looked the same,
The people looked the same, it all looked the same, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The point is, I wanna get married. I want to settle down.
The point is, I wanna get married. I want to settle down. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The point is, maybe it's time for some healthy communication.
The point is, maybe it's time for some healthy communication. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The point is, something good's gonna happen to me.
The point is, something good's gonna happen to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The point is, that even though Lily is my soul mate,
The point is, that even though Lily is my soul mate, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The point is... How long has it been?
The point is... How long has it been? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The porcelain keeps the suit from wrinkling.
The porcelain keeps the suit from wrinkling. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The problem is you can't do any of that couple stuff
The problem is you can't do any of that couple stuff from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The question is, do these strategies ever not work for me?
The question is, do these strategies ever not work for me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The real Ted sounds real sexy.
The real Ted sounds real sexy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The Rebellion would've failed without the Ewoks.
The Rebellion would've failed without the Ewoks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The rhythmic give and take of our improvised banter there at the end
The rhythmic give and take of our improvised banter there at the end from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The similarities go on and on.
The similarities go on and on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The stars line up, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The story's not over. I did see Shannon one more time.
The story's not over. I did see Shannon one more time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The stupid school board took away naptime in all kindergarten classes,
The stupid school board took away naptime in all kindergarten classes, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The stupidest thing I've ever done,
The stupidest thing I've ever done, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The thing about Robin? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The thing's in two hours.
The thing's in two hours. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The travel, the bohemian art life, my big lesbian experience.
The travel, the bohemian art life, my big lesbian experience. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The trick is to bend the aircraft carrier so it makes an "L."
The trick is to bend the aircraft carrier so it makes an "L." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The universe was working on something,
The universe was working on something, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The whole time? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The whole time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The whole world full of endless possibilities.
The whole world full of endless possibilities. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then Daddy wouldn't have gotten this seven digit Father's Day card from Amy.
Then Daddy wouldn't have gotten this seven digit Father's Day card from Amy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then damn it, so can I! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then he's gonna kill Ted.
Then he's gonna kill Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then I found this art fellowship,
Then I found this art fellowship, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then I guess it's not meant to be.
Then I guess it's not meant to be. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then I guess you're gonna have to call me.
Then I guess you're gonna have to call me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then I say we follow it up with a "t's go home."
Then I say we follow it up with a "t's go home." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then I should probably duck into the VIP room.
Then I should probably duck into the VIP room. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then I'm gonna kill Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then one of us is gonna have to have sex with Ted
Then one of us is gonna have to have sex with Ted from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then she's not the one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then what am I gonna do? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then who do you live with?
Then who do you live with? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then why did you hide her from me?
Then why did you hide her from me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then why don't you tell us your most humiliating moment, Marshall?
Then why don't you tell us your most humiliating moment, Marshall? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then you "Marshall Out," and all your chips go into the pot.
Then you "Marshall Out," and all your chips go into the pot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then you gotta drink. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then, when I least expected it...
Then, when I least expected it... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then, yeah, it's like the Loch Ness monster.
Then, yeah, it's like the Loch Ness monster. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There are eight fish in that big, blue ocean, Ted.
There are eight fish in that big, blue ocean, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There are new women turning 18 every day.
There are new women turning 18 every day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There are no women out there for me? I thought you said there were eight.
There are no women out there for me? I thought you said there were eight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There are, like, a zillion gay pirates this year.
There are, like, a zillion gay pirates this year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There is one other thing we could do. If you're up for it.
There is one other thing we could do. If you're up for it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There is still so much we don't know.
There is still so much we don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There occurred a game changing emergency,
There occurred a game changing emergency, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There she goes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There she is. Your soul mate. That'll be 500 bucks.
There she is. Your soul mate. That'll be 500 bucks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There was a cancellation two months from now.
There was a cancellation two months from now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There was no time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There was no Victoria at the wedding.
There was no Victoria at the wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There. I got this one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's a 9.6 right there.
There's a 9.6 right there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's a cab over there,
There's a cab over there, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's a Channel 1? Back of the line.
There's a Channel 1? Back of the line. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's a girl in your bed.
There's a girl in your bed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's a guy in there who won't let me into the stupid VIP room.
There's a guy in there who won't let me into the stupid VIP room. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's a rock star. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's always one couple with similar taste
There's always one couple with similar taste from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's been a crazy accident and you have to go.
There's been a crazy accident and you have to go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's Erica in Tokyo. There's Laura in Denmark.
There's Erica in Tokyo. There's Laura in Denmark. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's garlic fries. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's just so much to do for this wedding. My head is swirling
There's just so much to do for this wedding. My head is swirling from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's no way Claudia has been drunk for three years.
There's no way Claudia has been drunk for three years. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's no way you're having a baby while you're still in law school.
There's no way you're having a baby while you're still in law school. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's one apartment in particular, that will always be our apartment,
There's one apartment in particular, that will always be our apartment, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's seven chicks here.
There's seven chicks here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's six chicks here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's still so much I want to do.
There's still so much I want to do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's sugar in the basket.
There's sugar in the basket. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's this girl... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
These are my glasses! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
These are the kinds of things I think about.
These are the kinds of things I think about. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
These brats have us completely surrounded!
These brats have us completely surrounded! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
These clubs are supposed to be fun, right? Why do I hate them so much?
These clubs are supposed to be fun, right? Why do I hate them so much? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
These guys got us back together.
These guys got us back together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
These look kind of like blood.
These look kind of like blood. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
These strategies ever work for you?
These strategies ever work for you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
These women are experts. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They all dress like strippers. It's go ho or go home.
They all dress like strippers. It's go ho or go home. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They all drink vodka cranberries.
They all drink vodka cranberries. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They can guess your net annual income just by looking at your underwear.
They can guess your net annual income just by looking at your underwear. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They could pause and take a break, Their fights often lasted for days,
They could pause and take a break, Their fights often lasted for days, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They grow up into skanks so fast, don't they, Ted?
They grow up into skanks so fast, don't they, Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They must've heard that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They sent you a notice about this.
They sent you a notice about this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They think we went away. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They want me to anchor the news tonight.
They want me to anchor the news tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They were found guilty. On three counts of rocking.
They were found guilty. On three counts of rocking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They were great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They'll all be dead by then.
They'll all be dead by then. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They'll do lab experiments on it. That's so mean.
They'll do lab experiments on it. That's so mean. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They'll just see you with this unbelievably smoking hot girl and...
They'll just see you with this unbelievably smoking hot girl and... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They'll know that we've been sitting in the bathroom the whole time.
They'll know that we've been sitting in the bathroom the whole time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They're all here tonight,
They're all here tonight, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They're announcing it next week. Act surprised.
They're announcing it next week. Act surprised. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They're edging me out. They're totally edging me out.
They're edging me out. They're totally edging me out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They're going to have to come over here and audition.
They're going to have to come over here and audition. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They're gonna stop global warming.
They're gonna stop global warming. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They're great when they happen, but they're not real.
They're great when they happen, but they're not real. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They're not edging me out. Marshall's my best friend.
They're not edging me out. Marshall's my best friend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They're not going to stop till you give me your number.
They're not going to stop till you give me your number. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They're this awesome band. They played my law review party.
They're this awesome band. They played my law review party. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They're watching Claire's ultrasound video.
They're watching Claire's ultrasound video. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They're with me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They've done so much for me lately.
They've done so much for me lately. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They've gotta come out soon. It's Monday.
They've gotta come out soon. It's Monday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Things with Victoria were fun, And easy, And uncomplicated,
Things with Victoria were fun, And easy, And uncomplicated, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Think about it. This is perfect.
Think about it. This is perfect. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Think it was kind of weird that Ted didn't invite me out with him?
Think it was kind of weird that Ted didn't invite me out with him? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This better be good. I'm about to enter Nirvana.
This better be good. I'm about to enter Nirvana. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This brain is unstoppable! This brain...
This brain is unstoppable! This brain... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This brain, dear mortals, is no ordinary brain.
This brain, dear mortals, is no ordinary brain. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This could be the year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This feud goes so far back I can't remember who fired the first shot.
This feud goes so far back I can't remember who fired the first shot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This friend of mine once waited outside for two hours, couldn't get in.
This friend of mine once waited outside for two hours, couldn't get in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This girl, despite what she did for a living, was kind of great,
This girl, despite what she did for a living, was kind of great, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This girl, she represents something to me.
This girl, she represents something to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This has been a wonderful evening.
This has been a wonderful evening. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This hornet's nest looks harmless.
This hornet's nest looks harmless. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is a big, romantic wedding.
This is a big, romantic wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is a cool mix. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is a job for me, Barney.
This is a job for me, Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is a motivational poster?
This is a motivational poster? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is a suit for winners. I am getting you an interview at my office.
This is a suit for winners. I am getting you an interview at my office. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is a super brain. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is embarrassing. I got highlights.
This is embarrassing. I got highlights. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is fine. This is totally fine.
This is fine. This is totally fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is gonna be a slaughter.
This is gonna be a slaughter. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is gonna sound crazy,
This is gonna sound crazy, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is important to the story,
This is important to the story, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is Mary, my date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is my apartment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is not gonna be some funny story that we'll be telling in a couple months.
This is not gonna be some funny story that we'll be telling in a couple months. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is one of those things you have to do before you turn 30.
This is one of those things you have to do before you turn 30. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is pathetic. It's guys' night. We should be out in a bar getting in fights.
This is pathetic. It's guys' night. We should be out in a bar getting in fights. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is so Trudy. She's really shy. I think.
This is so Trudy. She's really shy. I think. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is some solid small talk.
This is some solid small talk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is stupid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is Ted Mosby talking!
This is Ted Mosby talking! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is the high point of my day.
This is the high point of my day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is what happens when you, you know, let them finish baking.
This is what happens when you, you know, let them finish baking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is what happens when you, you know, let them finish baking.
This is what happens when you, you know, let them finish baking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This isn't hopeless. You're gonna find someone for me.
This isn't hopeless. You're gonna find someone for me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This isn't my phone. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This moment is fleeting from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This one goes out to that redhead girl and that tall guy.
This one goes out to that redhead girl and that tall guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This party sucks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This phone from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This steak totally bitch slapped my pork chops.
This steak totally bitch slapped my pork chops. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This was finally supposed to be my big moment with Robin,
This was finally supposed to be my big moment with Robin, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This was the way to find out.
This was the way to find out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This wasn't how I'd thought the night would turn out,
This wasn't how I'd thought the night would turn out, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This way, if you pass out in the gutter...
This way, if you pass out in the gutter... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This wedding does sound pretty amazing though.
This wedding does sound pretty amazing though. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This wedding is both indoors and amazing.
This wedding is both indoors and amazing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This whole thing's made me realize I miss being single.
This whole thing's made me realize I miss being single. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This year, we party together, or not at all.
This year, we party together, or not at all. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This'll be nice. The three of us living together.
This'll be nice. The three of us living together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Those are the three options.
Those are the three options. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Those five shots got you farther with Robin than your brain ever did.
Those five shots got you farther with Robin than your brain ever did. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Those two eights right over there. Yeah.
Those two eights right over there. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Those were the four greatest and only breasts I have ever seen.
Those were the four greatest and only breasts I have ever seen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Though you kind of ruined my customized Scherbatsky doormat.
Though you kind of ruined my customized Scherbatsky doormat. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thousands died in a tragic avalanche today.
Thousands died in a tragic avalanche today. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thousands of apartments, Millions of stories,
Thousands of apartments, Millions of stories, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Three! You got "Autobiography."
Three! You got "Autobiography." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Three. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Time's running out, Scherbatsky. Last chance for the lemon law.
Time's running out, Scherbatsky. Last chance for the lemon law. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
To be even more honest, I am.
To be even more honest, I am. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
To bring some other girl to my wedding and now, what, you're over her?
To bring some other girl to my wedding and now, what, you're over her? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
To chase some guy I'd only known two months.
To chase some guy I'd only known two months. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
To come down here and party with my bro.
To come down here and party with my bro. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
To get the name of your guest, so I could have the place cards printed up.
To get the name of your guest, so I could have the place cards printed up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
To give my friends a great New Year's Eve,
To give my friends a great New Year's Eve, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
To one hell of a night! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
To protect the environment,
To protect the environment, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
To realize there will be no date number two?
To realize there will be no date number two? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
To the car. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
To the lemon law. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
To the most awesomely mellow anniversary ever.
To the most awesomely mellow anniversary ever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
To those people I say, "Is it?"
To those people I say, "Is it?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
To try to hook up with me.
To try to hook up with me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Todd and Valerie were that couple,
Todd and Valerie were that couple, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Todd and Valerie? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Todd. Valerie. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tomorrow morning, Barney's going to send out the package,
Tomorrow morning, Barney's going to send out the package, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tomorrow, I'm taking you to my personal tailor.
Tomorrow, I'm taking you to my personal tailor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tomorrow. Noon. My tailor.
Tomorrow. Noon. My tailor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tonight we celebrate the very best in broadcasting
Tonight we celebrate the very best in broadcasting from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tonight, I'm going up to the roof,
Tonight, I'm going up to the roof, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tonight, Mike was willing to look like a complete idiot for me,
Tonight, Mike was willing to look like a complete idiot for me, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tonight, we will make a memory that will never be tarnished.
Tonight, we will make a memory that will never be tarnished. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tonight? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tons of other couples have peed in front of each other.
Tons of other couples have peed in front of each other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Too bad the swords are there. We kind of love those swords.
Too bad the swords are there. We kind of love those swords. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Too great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Toodle oo! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Totally gave us his blessing.
Totally gave us his blessing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Totally subtle. Totally cool. Not pushing. Not even nudging.
Totally subtle. Totally cool. Not pushing. Not even nudging. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Totally what I was thinking. Get out of my head, man.
Totally what I was thinking. Get out of my head, man. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Totally. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Totally. Let's let those guys handle it.
Totally. Let's let those guys handle it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tracy, could you come in here, please?
Tracy, could you come in here, please? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Translation: She's ugly, she's ugly, she ugs in the ugly.
Translation: She's ugly, she's ugly, she ugs in the ugly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Trapped on his whirling carousel of suits, and cigars,
Trapped on his whirling carousel of suits, and cigars, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Trespassing, assaulting a minor.
Trespassing, assaulting a minor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Troilus and Cressida, Neighborhood Playhouse.
Troilus and Cressida, Neighborhood Playhouse. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Trudy, come on out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Trudy! Come on out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Trudy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Trudy. My name is Trudy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Trust me. By the end of the night, your chad will not be hanging.
Trust me. By the end of the night, your chad will not be hanging. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Truthfully, in order to move on.
Truthfully, in order to move on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Trying to stave off divorce.
Trying to stave off divorce. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Turns out all I had to do was make it rain,
Turns out all I had to do was make it rain, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Twenty eight. Two more until the big one. Three O.
Twenty eight. Two more until the big one. Three O. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Twenty four hours ago, you were begging, begging me
Twenty four hours ago, you were begging, begging me from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Twice? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Two beautiful flowers for two beautiful flowers.
Two beautiful flowers for two beautiful flowers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Two days straight! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Two Jessicas. You gotta pick one. What do you do? Go.
Two Jessicas. You gotta pick one. What do you do? Go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Two months, baby. Two months.
Two months, baby. Two months. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Two months. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Two months. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Two more vodka cranberries, please.
Two more vodka cranberries, please. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Two souls from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Two. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Uh huh. So, then, the oldest profession would be fisherman. Kaboom!
Uh huh. So, then, the oldest profession would be fisherman. Kaboom! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Uh oh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Uh oh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Uh oh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Um, listen, I know it's late, but do you want to come over?
Um, listen, I know it's late, but do you want to come over? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Um, there's gonna be this big banquet.
Um, there's gonna be this big banquet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Um, yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Unadulterated, awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Uncle Marshall still refers to it as the "pineapple incident,"
Uncle Marshall still refers to it as the "pineapple incident," from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Understandably, she freaked out, and I left,
Understandably, she freaked out, and I left, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Universe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Unless you have a compatibility rating of 7.0 or higher. And look.
Unless you have a compatibility rating of 7.0 or higher. And look. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Unless you have someone to do it with.
Unless you have someone to do it with. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Unless you're looking for trouble.
Unless you're looking for trouble. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Unless your dating life is the glue holding the entire universe together.
Unless your dating life is the glue holding the entire universe together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Unless, of course, you're chasing after somebody
Unless, of course, you're chasing after somebody from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Unlike Aunt Lily, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Unlike you and sadly my fiancé.
Unlike you and sadly my fiancé. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Unlucky for you, there was no Victoria at my wedding. Goodbye, Ted.
Unlucky for you, there was no Victoria at my wedding. Goodbye, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Until he does something big and passive aggressive.
Until he does something big and passive aggressive. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Until Ted moves his mojo into the bedroom.
Until Ted moves his mojo into the bedroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Until you power down that bucket of neuroses, inebriation style.
Until you power down that bucket of neuroses, inebriation style. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Until you're in a serious relationship with someone else?
Until you're in a serious relationship with someone else? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Up on the roof, so that's where I'll be.
Up on the roof, so that's where I'll be. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Us? What would we do? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Usually. The setting, Martha's Vineyard, 1999.
Usually. The setting, Martha's Vineyard, 1999. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Vampire Lou, would you do the honors?
Vampire Lou, would you do the honors? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Van Smoot! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Victoria, I deem your offering worthy.
Victoria, I deem your offering worthy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Victoria, I'm sorry I haven't told you this yet, but a while back,
Victoria, I'm sorry I haven't told you this yet, but a while back, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Victoria, that was an honest and mature answer.
Victoria, that was an honest and mature answer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Victoria, what's wrong? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
VICTORIA: Hello? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
VICTORIA: Okay, how about this?
VICTORIA: Okay, how about this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Victoria. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Victoria. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Victoria. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Victoria's great, but it's Robin!
Victoria's great, but it's Robin! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Victoria's Secret models prancing around in bras and panties,
Victoria's Secret models prancing around in bras and panties, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Video's pretty good on this phone, huh?
Video's pretty good on this phone, huh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Vomit free since '05 doesn't sound good.
Vomit free since '05 doesn't sound good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Vomit free since '93. That's funny. I'm funny!
Vomit free since '93. That's funny. I'm funny! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait a minute. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait for it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, are we breaking up?
Wait, are we breaking up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, are we breaking up?
Wait, are we breaking up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, but if it's not here, that means...
Wait, but if it's not here, that means... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, Claudia. Claudia would know.
Wait, Claudia. Claudia would know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, eight years. That's this year.
Wait, eight years. That's this year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, her apartment? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, how can a pumpkin costume be sexy?
Wait, how can a pumpkin costume be sexy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, really? Great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, the 18th? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, the card actually says Ted?
Wait, the card actually says Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, then you're still getting married?
Wait, then you're still getting married? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, this is killing me. We have to find out who that girl is.
Wait, this is killing me. We have to find out who that girl is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, wait, wait. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, were you here when I went to the bathroom
Wait, were you here when I went to the bathroom from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, what if somebody else told their most humiliating story?
Wait, what if somebody else told their most humiliating story? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, you're really going out with a billionaire?
Wait, you're really going out with a billionaire? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait! She was sitting across from a couple of bridesmaids.
Wait! She was sitting across from a couple of bridesmaids. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait. Gay pirate? Where are you getting that from?
Wait. Gay pirate? Where are you getting that from? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait. My eyes or my testicles?
Wait. My eyes or my testicles? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait. So I'm the only one that she didn't tell?
Wait. So I'm the only one that she didn't tell? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait. What are you doing here? Lily let you go?
Wait. What are you doing here? Lily let you go? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wanna drink the melty part?
Wanna drink the melty part? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Want a nip? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wanted this phone instead.
Wanted this phone instead. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Was it invented by a woman named Carrie Okie?
Was it invented by a woman named Carrie Okie? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Was taking care of it, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Was that chick at the end really a client?
Was that chick at the end really a client? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Was that necessary? He is not making smart decisions.
Was that necessary? He is not making smart decisions. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Was there anyone else in there with me?
Was there anyone else in there with me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wasn't she getting her PhD in Native American culture?
Wasn't she getting her PhD in Native American culture? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Waste another precious Halloween.
Waste another precious Halloween. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Way way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We agreed to be friends, and now you're making it all confusing.
We agreed to be friends, and now you're making it all confusing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We always had field hockey nationals in the spring.
We always had field hockey nationals in the spring. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We are so gonna win the costume contest this year.
We are so gonna win the costume contest this year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We believe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We both think the marriage commitment thing's a drag.
We both think the marriage commitment thing's a drag. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We both want something casual and fun. And we clearly get along really well.
We both want something casual and fun. And we clearly get along really well. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We broke up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We called it Shocky, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We can get rejected by supermodels any night of the year.
We can get rejected by supermodels any night of the year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We can have you guys arrested, you know that?
We can have you guys arrested, you know that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We can't get anywhere with our wedding plans
We can't get anywhere with our wedding plans from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We can't just be friends! We're attracted to each other.
We can't just be friends! We're attracted to each other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We can't sneak her in. We're not ninjas.
We can't sneak her in. We're not ninjas. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We could buy an apartment, send our kids to good schools.
We could buy an apartment, send our kids to good schools. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We didn't realize it till after we bought them.
We didn't realize it till after we bought them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We didn't really get a chance to meet. I'm Lily, and this is my fiancé, Marshall.
We didn't really get a chance to meet. I'm Lily, and this is my fiancé, Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We don't even know if they can play our song.
We don't even know if they can play our song. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We don't have that kind of money.
We don't have that kind of money. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We don't want to alarm you, but he's been spotted on your floor,
We don't want to alarm you, but he's been spotted on your floor, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We don't want to mess things up for Lily.
We don't want to mess things up for Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We fast forward eight years into the future.
We fast forward eight years into the future. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We found her, sir, We found your soul mate,
We found her, sir, We found your soul mate, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We get sued. A lot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We got a room. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We got five parties to hit, and three hours to do it.
We got five parties to hit, and three hours to do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We got it at this little bakery downtown.
We got it at this little bakery downtown. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We got to make a decision. Todd and Valerie are in motion.
We got to make a decision. Todd and Valerie are in motion. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We had an amazing kiss on the roof,
We had an amazing kiss on the roof, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We had sex twice in your car and then you dumped me.
We had sex twice in your car and then you dumped me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We have kids, we grow old together. What's decided? It's wide open!
We have kids, we grow old together. What's decided? It's wide open! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We just agreed on something.
We just agreed on something. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We just chitchatted, and I borrowed her lipstick.
We just chitchatted, and I borrowed her lipstick. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We just earned a huge chunk of story.
We just earned a huge chunk of story. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We just stick with the drum roll.
We just stick with the drum roll. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We just wanted to get a picture
We just wanted to get a picture from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We knew this going in. We're a man down.
We knew this going in. We're a man down. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We live in an apartment with swords on the wall.
We live in an apartment with swords on the wall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We look forward to hearing from you, Bye bye,
We look forward to hearing from you, Bye bye, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We love tiramisu. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We love tiramisu. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We move into my dad's house in Staten Island.
We move into my dad's house in Staten Island. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We need good men like you in our legal department.
We need good men like you in our legal department. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We need to get back on schedule.
We need to get back on schedule. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We never see him in the daylight, only after dark.
We never see him in the daylight, only after dark. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We only just started being friends again.
We only just started being friends again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We should just break up right now.
We should just break up right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We should let it breathe for about 30 minutes.
We should let it breathe for about 30 minutes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We should probably figure that out.
We should probably figure that out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We should totally have them at our wedding.
We should totally have them at our wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We still get together like once a month to chat and catch up,
We still get together like once a month to chat and catch up, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We still got the "gen," the "da," the "ry."
We still got the "gen," the "da," the "ry." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We still on for karaoke? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We talked for a while. How hard long distance is,
We talked for a while. How hard long distance is, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We totally have to get that brown dipping sauce.
We totally have to get that brown dipping sauce. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We were bros! These swords represent our bro hood.
We were bros! These swords represent our bro hood. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We were fighting to see who gets the apartment. And I won.
We were fighting to see who gets the apartment. And I won. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We were having a conversation about prostitution.
We were having a conversation about prostitution. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We were in Queens and we decided to stop by my apartment.
We were in Queens and we decided to stop by my apartment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We were just upstairs watching TV.
We were just upstairs watching TV. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We weren't exclusive. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We will hit all five parties before midnight,
We will hit all five parties before midnight, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We'd be just getting there now, all tired and cranky.
We'd be just getting there now, all tired and cranky. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We'll be at party number three in no time.
We'll be at party number three in no time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We'll call the hotel. Maybe she was staying there.
We'll call the hotel. Maybe she was staying there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We'll go get pizza later, all right? Just stay...
We'll go get pizza later, all right? Just stay... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We'll have them check the registry for anyone named Victoria.
We'll have them check the registry for anyone named Victoria. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We'll just start. You guys will pick it up. Newbie goes first.
We'll just start. You guys will pick it up. Newbie goes first. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We'll look back on this night,
We'll look back on this night, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We'll meet our soul mates, nail them, and never call them again.
We'll meet our soul mates, nail them, and never call them again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We'll meet up tomorrow to discuss it.
We'll meet up tomorrow to discuss it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We'll see about that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We'll wait here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're basically an old married couple and we're not even married yet.
We're basically an old married couple and we're not even married yet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're both available. We're both attractive. We're both good at it.
We're both available. We're both attractive. We're both good at it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're breaking up? But what about the Peace Corps?
We're breaking up? But what about the Peace Corps? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're breaking up. I'm doing this right now.
We're breaking up. I'm doing this right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're crazy for the stuff.
We're crazy for the stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're deciding right now who gets this apartment.
We're deciding right now who gets this apartment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're even getting to that point where we finish each other's...
We're even getting to that point where we finish each other's... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're going to the Berkshires for the maple syrup harvest.
We're going to the Berkshires for the maple syrup harvest. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're gonna be on the phone for at least 20 minutes.
We're gonna be on the phone for at least 20 minutes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're gonna have some bad ass winetastings.
We're gonna have some bad ass winetastings. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're having so much fun. You, me, working together. It's great.
We're having so much fun. You, me, working together. It's great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're her bitches, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're just at that place in our strong friendship.
We're just at that place in our strong friendship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're just friends. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're kind of swamped. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're not co workers. Will you please have dinner with me?
We're not co workers. Will you please have dinner with me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're not even working together, Barney. I'm in the legal department and you're...
We're not even working together, Barney. I'm in the legal department and you're... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're not getting any pizza.
We're not getting any pizza. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're not getting married for, like, a year.
We're not getting married for, like, a year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're not gonna kiss tonight.
We're not gonna kiss tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're not quitting just 'cause Ted's so far ahead.
We're not quitting just 'cause Ted's so far ahead. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're not really ready to go public yet.
We're not really ready to go public yet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're not sneaking into a high school prom.
We're not sneaking into a high school prom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're not that careful with our birth control! Two, zip.
We're not that careful with our birth control! Two, zip. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're on pause. There's no crying in pause land.
We're on pause. There's no crying in pause land. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're only just getting to know each other.
We're only just getting to know each other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're pretty hungry. When do we get our pizza?
We're pretty hungry. When do we get our pizza? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're really starting to click with these guys.
We're really starting to click with these guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're still engaged, even if she's out...
We're still engaged, even if she's out... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're young. We're drunk. Half of us, anyway.
We're young. We're drunk. Half of us, anyway. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're young. We're drunk. Half of us, anyway.
We're young. We're drunk. Half of us, anyway. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're young. We're drunk. Half of us, anyway.
We're young. We're drunk. Half of us, anyway. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We've been talking on the phone every other night,
We've been talking on the phone every other night, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We've been up here for the past hour making complete asses of ourselves.
We've been up here for the past hour making complete asses of ourselves. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We've gone nine years without peeing in front of each other.
We've gone nine years without peeing in front of each other. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We've had a good run. Why end on a fight?
We've had a good run. Why end on a fight? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wearing whipped cream undies does not work.
Wearing whipped cream undies does not work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Welcome to the 45th annual Local Area Media Awards,
Welcome to the 45th annual Local Area Media Awards, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Welcome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, actually, I've got five dogs.
Well, actually, I've got five dogs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, actually, Marshall and I have this little dance routine we do...
Well, actually, Marshall and I have this little dance routine we do... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, after that rather unpsyching experience,
Well, after that rather unpsyching experience, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, after the newscast I was so excited,
Well, after the newscast I was so excited, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, are they playing anywhere this weekend?
Well, are they playing anywhere this weekend? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, as tempting as that sounds,
Well, as tempting as that sounds, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, boys, looks like it's just the three of us.
Well, boys, looks like it's just the three of us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, by some million to one long shot, and I'm not rooting for this,
Well, by some million to one long shot, and I'm not rooting for this, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, Claudia's on her honeymoon. She'll be back in two weeks.
Well, Claudia's on her honeymoon. She'll be back in two weeks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, Derek and I just broke up.
Well, Derek and I just broke up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, did I bring it, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, except for the goat in my bathroom, Which is a great story,
Well, except for the goat in my bathroom, Which is a great story, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, good night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, here's the thing. Those big, romantic moments,
Well, here's the thing. Those big, romantic moments, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, hold on, man. Maybe it's not such a bad idea to think about this one.
Well, hold on, man. Maybe it's not such a bad idea to think about this one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I believe that you saw something perfectly normal,
Well, I believe that you saw something perfectly normal, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I came home and I found him waiting in my apartment
Well, I came home and I found him waiting in my apartment from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I don't know if she is. It's still too early. But, yeah, she could be.
Well, I don't know if she is. It's still too early. But, yeah, she could be. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I don't think so. I earned it. Fair and square. I'm calling you.
Well, I don't think so. I earned it. Fair and square. I'm calling you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I figured if I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do this right.
Well, I figured if I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do this right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I guess I'm just better friends with her than you are.
Well, I guess I'm just better friends with her than you are. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I guess we can come out now.
Well, I guess we can come out now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I hate to take his side. But, come on, a winetasting?
Well, I hate to take his side. But, come on, a winetasting? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I just finally set up my new juicer,
Well, I just finally set up my new juicer, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I just think that maybe she's not that into you.
Well, I just think that maybe she's not that into you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I know that the P is Penis.
Well, I know that the P is Penis. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I like it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I teach kindergarten,
Well, I teach kindergarten, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I think you guys look great.
Well, I think you guys look great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I thought marriage was about two equal partners sharing a life together.
Well, I thought marriage was about two equal partners sharing a life together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I was in a really crappy relationship in college,
Well, I was in a really crappy relationship in college, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I'd give you the "I don't date co workers" speech again,
Well, I'd give you the "I don't date co workers" speech again, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna go kiss her. Right now.
Well, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna go kiss her. Right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I'm a news anchor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I'm always putting my career ahead of my relationships
Well, I'm always putting my career ahead of my relationships from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I'm better friends with Ted than you are.
Well, I'm better friends with Ted than you are. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I'm glad we got to spend the day doing awesome air kicks.
Well, I'm glad we got to spend the day doing awesome air kicks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I'm gonna be late. You guys have fun.
Well, I'm gonna be late. You guys have fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I'm here at party number three and...
Well, I'm here at party number three and... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I'm pretty drunk. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I'm shipping out pretty early.
Well, I'm shipping out pretty early. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, if a magazine says so, we should go get married in the woods,
Well, if a magazine says so, we should go get married in the woods, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, if he needs a transplant, he can have mine.
Well, if he needs a transplant, he can have mine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, if it's not yes then it's a no.
Well, if it's not yes then it's a no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, if we leave now from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, is there any chance that you would move to Germany with me?
Well, is there any chance that you would move to Germany with me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, is Uncle Rudy gonna be okay?
Well, is Uncle Rudy gonna be okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, it certainly was a first.
Well, it certainly was a first. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, it sounds kind of like peer pressure.
Well, it sounds kind of like peer pressure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, it won't work. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, it's a nice place. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, it's almost 3:00. Got a massage. Toodles!
Well, it's almost 3:00. Got a massage. Toodles! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, it's just an internship for the record for everybody...
Well, it's just an internship for the record for everybody... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, it's not fair to compare us to Ted and Victoria.
Well, it's not fair to compare us to Ted and Victoria. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, it's okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, it's too late now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, jeans will only get you so far. I'm going home with him.
Well, jeans will only get you so far. I'm going home with him. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, just to be fair, it didn't go all the way through.
Well, just to be fair, it didn't go all the way through. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, just use this wood glue. It'll hold.
Well, just use this wood glue. It'll hold. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, let's dig in, Microwave Oven.
Well, let's dig in, Microwave Oven. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, like today at lunch.
Well, like today at lunch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, look, if you absolutely must bring Ted,
Well, look, if you absolutely must bring Ted, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, look, if you would just help me fill out these forms,
Well, look, if you would just help me fill out these forms, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, look, let's just have a few drinks. We'll relax...
Well, look, let's just have a few drinks. We'll relax... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, look, we'll just swing by Moby's party, and then, afterwards...
Well, look, we'll just swing by Moby's party, and then, afterwards... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, looks like it's gonna be just you and me.
Well, looks like it's gonna be just you and me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, lucky for you. I know that guest list backwards and forwards.
Well, lucky for you. I know that guest list backwards and forwards. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, moving past the horrifying image of your hair helmet
Well, moving past the horrifying image of your hair helmet from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, my firm bought out the company.
Well, my firm bought out the company. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, no. Now she doesn't.
Well, no. Now she doesn't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, she kept talking about this cheesy French guy, Gabrielle.
Well, she kept talking about this cheesy French guy, Gabrielle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, she wasn't always that way.
Well, she wasn't always that way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, stay tuned. I'm working on some stuff.
Well, stay tuned. I'm working on some stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, still, legally they can't just toss you out on the street, you have a lease.
Well, still, legally they can't just toss you out on the street, you have a lease. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, Ted, I mean, I've been going on dates since I was 15.
Well, Ted, I mean, I've been going on dates since I was 15. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, thank you for acknowledging it. It's weird that you hadn't.
Well, thank you for acknowledging it. It's weird that you hadn't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, thanks, Stu. It's gonna be a great wedding.
Well, thanks, Stu. It's gonna be a great wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, that explains the ankle.
Well, that explains the ankle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, that... That's serious boyfriends. I've dated other guys in between.
Well, that... That's serious boyfriends. I've dated other guys in between. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, that's just crazy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, that's sweet and odd, but I'm kind of on a date right now.
Well, that's sweet and odd, but I'm kind of on a date right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, then I have to say no.
Well, then I have to say no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, then we couldn't go anywhere that's supposed to be fun.
Well, then we couldn't go anywhere that's supposed to be fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, then why did you have me drink it?
Well, then why did you have me drink it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, then, choosing Ted over your career doesn't make you un feminist.
Well, then, choosing Ted over your career doesn't make you un feminist. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, then, where are you gonna park your car?
Well, then, where are you gonna park your car? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, there's Ninja, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, they don't know that. All we have to do is hide out in here
Well, they don't know that. All we have to do is hide out in here from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, they're just patching her up. She's gonna be fine.
Well, they're just patching her up. She's gonna be fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, those swords have been up there a long time.
Well, those swords have been up there a long time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, wait. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, we all have embarrassing stories. Sometimes it's good to talk about it.
Well, we all have embarrassing stories. Sometimes it's good to talk about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, we can't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, we did promise them one dance.
Well, we did promise them one dance. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, we have to get in. I have to see this band,
Well, we have to get in. I have to see this band, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, we know it's not Moby, and it's not Tony.
Well, we know it's not Moby, and it's not Tony. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, we know that there is no such thing as the cockamouse.
Well, we know that there is no such thing as the cockamouse. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, we still have one frontier left. Still got the deuce.
Well, we still have one frontier left. Still got the deuce. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, what about the guy you set her up with? Is he a 9.6 compatibility rating?
Well, what about the guy you set her up with? Is he a 9.6 compatibility rating? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, what happened to Sandy?
Well, what happened to Sandy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, what happened? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, what if I'm just a cold person.
Well, what if I'm just a cold person. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, what would you want to do?
Well, what would you want to do? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, who uses ink? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, wow, look at that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, yeah, I'm bringing a date.
Well, yeah, I'm bringing a date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, yeah, that's cats. I'm not some pathetic cat lady.
Well, yeah, that's cats. I'm not some pathetic cat lady. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, you know, I got it all worked out.
Well, you know, I got it all worked out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, you make a good bro. You're a better Ted than Ted.
Well, you make a good bro. You're a better Ted than Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, you're gonna need to get in touch with her.
Well, you're gonna need to get in touch with her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What a sad commentary on our national attention span,
What a sad commentary on our national attention span, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What about us changing the world together?
What about us changing the world together? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What advice do you have for a budding anthropologist?
What advice do you have for a budding anthropologist? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What am I doing in the ladies' room?
What am I doing in the ladies' room? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What are the odds? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What are you doing here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What are you doing in the men's room?
What are you doing in the men's room? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What are you doing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What are you doing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What are you going as? Oh, like I even need to ask.
What are you going as? Oh, like I even need to ask. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What are you guys up to? Dress shopping.
What are you guys up to? Dress shopping. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What are you... Come on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What be a pirate's favorite kind of sweater?
What be a pirate's favorite kind of sweater? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What could she possibly have to say to me that she couldn't write in an e mail?
What could she possibly have to say to me that she couldn't write in an e mail? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What did you do this weekend?
What did you do this weekend? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What did you guys talk about in there, anything interesting?
What did you guys talk about in there, anything interesting? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What did you have for lunch today?
What did you have for lunch today? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do I get, right? I get to be unmarried, alone, minus two roommates,
What do I get, right? I get to be unmarried, alone, minus two roommates, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do you do? Go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do you do? Go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do you expect from me? It's Robin!
What do you expect from me? It's Robin! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do you mean "we," white man?
What do you mean "we," white man? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do you mean could? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do you say? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do you say? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do you want from me? People break up. It happens.
What do you want from me? People break up. It happens. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What does a paralegal do exactly?
What does a paralegal do exactly? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What else could it be? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What else? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What happened to Shocky? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What happened to that cutlet you were grinding with?
What happened to that cutlet you were grinding with? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What happened? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What happened? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What I didn't realize was it was a shared bathroom,
What I didn't realize was it was a shared bathroom, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What I don't get is why is Claudia marrying Stuart?
What I don't get is why is Claudia marrying Stuart? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What I should do is just tell him who Victoria is, so he can be happy.
What I should do is just tell him who Victoria is, so he can be happy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What if you decide to go be a painter,
What if you decide to go be a painter, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What is all of this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What is wrong with you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What it's really asking is,
What it's really asking is, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What say we get these crazy kids back together.
What say we get these crazy kids back together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What should I do? I should totally go down there, right?
What should I do? I should totally go down there, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What the hell? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What the hell? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What the hell? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What the... Joke's on you. I have a cold.
What the... Joke's on you. I have a cold. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What up! Freeze frame, high five!
What up! Freeze frame, high five! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What was her name? Is it my fat cousin Lindsey?
What was her name? Is it my fat cousin Lindsey? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What was it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What was that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What we don't know is what you guys have been smoking.
What we don't know is what you guys have been smoking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What were you guys talking about over there?
What were you guys talking about over there? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What you got there, Eriksen? Mommy pack your lunch?
What you got there, Eriksen? Mommy pack your lunch? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What, the karaoke? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What, those things coming out of his head? Those were antennae.
What, those things coming out of his head? Those were antennae. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What, you don't think you'd need my help? Hey, you don't know what I can do.
What, you don't think you'd need my help? Hey, you don't know what I can do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What, you done? Great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What, you have some puritanical hang up about prostitution?
What, you have some puritanical hang up about prostitution? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? I did the opposite! I threw some other girl at you!
What? I did the opposite! I threw some other girl at you! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? It's like fat pants.
What? It's like fat pants. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? No! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? No! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? No. Can't you just call Marshall?
What? No. Can't you just call Marshall? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? No. It's 2:30. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? Oh, no. That was Ted. He's just a friend.
What? Oh, no. That was Ted. He's just a friend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? She thought it was hilarious.
What? She thought it was hilarious. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? Stuart doesn't get a say?
What? Stuart doesn't get a say? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? There's only one reason he's taking her to this dinner,
What? There's only one reason he's taking her to this dinner, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? Why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? Why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? You said she's fine. So, anyway, I was on a date with this girl Jackie.
What? You said she's fine. So, anyway, I was on a date with this girl Jackie. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What'd she say? What'd she say?
What'd she say? What'd she say? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's a 16? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's decided? I go to umpire school, you go to college.
What's decided? I go to umpire school, you go to college. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's fine? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's going on? Did I just have a stroke?
What's going on? Did I just have a stroke? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's gonna change in three months?
What's gonna change in three months? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's it to you, giant turtle?
What's it to you, giant turtle? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's it to you, giant turtle?
What's it to you, giant turtle? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's she eating? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's that, left hand? Right hand sucks?
What's that, left hand? Right hand sucks? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's that? Self five? Nice. We out.
What's that? Self five? Nice. We out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's the big plan for next Saturday? Scrabble night?
What's the big plan for next Saturday? Scrabble night? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's the hard way? Security roughs me up and tosses me out?
What's the hard way? Security roughs me up and tosses me out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's the slutty pumpkin?
What's the slutty pumpkin? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's up? You going somewhere?
What's up? You going somewhere? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's with inviting Punky Brewster?
What's with inviting Punky Brewster? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's with the face? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's wrong, baby? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's wrong? What's the matter?
What's wrong? What's the matter? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whatever anthropology you do at work is your business.
Whatever anthropology you do at work is your business. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whatever. Whatever. I don't care what you think.
Whatever. Whatever. I don't care what you think. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whatevs. As long as you're nailing that.
Whatevs. As long as you're nailing that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When Dr., Birnholz Vazquez
When Dr., Birnholz Vazquez from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When I get there, but I gotta give it a shot.
When I get there, but I gotta give it a shot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When I got an e mail, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When I look back at the best stories of my life,
When I look back at the best stories of my life, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When I saw you doing the Chicken Dance out there,
When I saw you doing the Chicken Dance out there, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When I was still out there searching, I learned something valuable.
When I was still out there searching, I learned something valuable. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When I was young, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When it comes to you, how can I forget?
When it comes to you, how can I forget? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When it's after 2.00 a.m. just go to sleep,
When it's after 2.00 a.m. just go to sleep, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When it's after 2.00 a.m.,
When it's after 2.00 a.m., from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When Lily did that summer art program in Paris?
When Lily did that summer art program in Paris? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When Robin strolled into the bar and said...
When Robin strolled into the bar and said... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When she's supporting you on a kindergarten teacher's salary,
When she's supporting you on a kindergarten teacher's salary, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When someone says you're gonna meet the perfect woman in three days,
When someone says you're gonna meet the perfect woman in three days, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When the tears come. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When were you gonna tell me you changed your entire career path?
When were you gonna tell me you changed your entire career path? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When you fall in love with someone, an 8.5 equals a perfect 10.
When you fall in love with someone, an 8.5 equals a perfect 10. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When you graduate, we want you working with us.
When you graduate, we want you working with us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When you left me for that guy Greg, it changed me.
When you left me for that guy Greg, it changed me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When you wear jeans to a strip club.
When you wear jeans to a strip club. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where are you? Why haven't you called?
Where are you? Why haven't you called? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where do you see yourself in three months?
Where do you see yourself in three months? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where does she get off? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where I make an actual contribution to the world.
Where I make an actual contribution to the world. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where I make an actual contribution to the world.
Where I make an actual contribution to the world. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where is my stuff? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where nothing at all that monumental happens,
Where nothing at all that monumental happens, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where they lower the helmet onto Darth Vader's head?
Where they lower the helmet onto Darth Vader's head? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where your next thousand lays are coming from.
Where your next thousand lays are coming from. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where's my purse, where's my... No, I'm okay.
Where's my purse, where's my... No, I'm okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where's the Kit Kat? Where's the Kit Kat?
Where's the Kit Kat? Where's the Kit Kat? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where's the tape? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where's the... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where's your costume, Gretel?
Where's your costume, Gretel? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whether you're going to commit to an entire evening.
Whether you're going to commit to an entire evening. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Which cost $10.50 at the freaking airport bar...
Which cost $10.50 at the freaking airport bar... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Which he took to mean, "Invent your own game,"
Which he took to mean, "Invent your own game," from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Which is great and everything, but
Which is great and everything, but from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Which is just so much easier.
Which is just so much easier. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Which means, you owe me...
Which means, you owe me... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Which one are you gonna tell him?
Which one are you gonna tell him? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
While you're off in court,
While you're off in court, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who co opt it to get laid.
Who co opt it to get laid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who I teach not to run with scissors,
Who I teach not to run with scissors, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who I thought should replace me as lead anchor.
Who I thought should replace me as lead anchor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who knew being in a committed heterosexual relationship
Who knew being in a committed heterosexual relationship from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who knows? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who says sexual can't be sensible?
Who says sexual can't be sensible? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who take their job of saving the Earth very, very seriously.
Who take their job of saving the Earth very, very seriously. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who the hell am I gonna bring to this wedding?
Who the hell am I gonna bring to this wedding? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who was beneath my level of attractiveness.
Who was beneath my level of attractiveness. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who was supposed to call four hours ago,
Who was supposed to call four hours ago, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who was that guy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who works on New Year's Eve?
Who works on New Year's Eve? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who would never let any guy mess with my career,
Who would never let any guy mess with my career, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who... Was that Korean Elvis?
Who... Was that Korean Elvis? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who's already done it, and then I think it's okay.
Who's already done it, and then I think it's okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who's gonna make you wanna look like a complete idiot.
Who's gonna make you wanna look like a complete idiot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who's it gonna be? Barney? You know, he cooks naked.
Who's it gonna be? Barney? You know, he cooks naked. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who's there? Angelina Jolie, wait, in a wheelchair.
Who's there? Angelina Jolie, wait, in a wheelchair. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who's up for hanging out?
Who's up for hanging out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whoa, chills. Anybody else get chills?
Whoa, chills. Anybody else get chills? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whoa, I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's people walking down there.
Whoa, I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's people walking down there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not skip over this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not skip over this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's her take on Ewoks?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's her take on Ewoks? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whoa! That is a butt Ioad of motivational posters.
Whoa! That is a butt Ioad of motivational posters. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why are you becoming this person?
Why are you becoming this person? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why are you sleeping in our tub?
Why are you sleeping in our tub? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why can't I be Gretel? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why can't you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why did he think he could build his own helicopter?
Why did he think he could build his own helicopter? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why did I say that? I think frosting makes me lie.
Why did I say that? I think frosting makes me lie. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why do people always round up?
Why do people always round up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why do they call it "karaoke," anyhow?
Why do they call it "karaoke," anyhow? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why don't I want that more?
Why don't I want that more? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why don't we just dance and have a great time?
Why don't we just dance and have a great time? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why don't we just make it tomorrow night?
Why don't we just make it tomorrow night? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why don't you ask the new substitute weekend anchor?
Why don't you ask the new substitute weekend anchor? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why don't you just check out the girl's reflection in the bar mirror?
Why don't you just check out the girl's reflection in the bar mirror? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why don't you take this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why not? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why not? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why should I have to go home?
Why should I have to go home? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why this time? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why, is that so odd? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why, yes, I am. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why? Is that your girlfriend?
Why? Is that your girlfriend? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why? She sounds perfect. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why? You'd rather be out at some dance club?
Why? You'd rather be out at some dance club? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Will hacky sack you straight out the door.
Will hacky sack you straight out the door. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Will you be bringing a guest or will you be attending alone?
Will you be bringing a guest or will you be attending alone? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Will you taste this latte for me? I think they gave me decaf.
Will you taste this latte for me? I think they gave me decaf. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wine not. Wow, that's the stupidest thing I ever said.
Wine not. Wow, that's the stupidest thing I ever said. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wish there was something I could do.
Wish there was something I could do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
With a string quartet and roses and chocolates...
With a string quartet and roses and chocolates... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
With bleach stains on it.
With bleach stains on it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
With little snowflakes on them.
With little snowflakes on them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
With our no attention span society.
With our no attention span society. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
With popcorn shrimp mounds and butter sauce rivers.
With popcorn shrimp mounds and butter sauce rivers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
With strings. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
With the Ashlee and the Lindsay and the Paris?
With the Ashlee and the Lindsay and the Paris? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
With the woman who almost ended our relationship.
With the woman who almost ended our relationship. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
With three other guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
With your fiancé thinks we're a better match.
With your fiancé thinks we're a better match. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Without a breath? That's gotta be some kind of record.
Without a breath? That's gotta be some kind of record. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Without me, there's the door.
Without me, there's the door. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Woe is me! I'm not married yet! My ovaries are shrinking!
Woe is me! I'm not married yet! My ovaries are shrinking! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Word. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Worth every penny, bro. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Would you please inform Mr. Eriksen that I'm no longer speaking to him?
Would you please inform Mr. Eriksen that I'm no longer speaking to him? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Would you sit on the couch and cry about it,
Would you sit on the couch and cry about it, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wouldn't want to be around for that, would we?
Wouldn't want to be around for that, would we? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow yourself. Look who else brought it.
Wow yourself. Look who else brought it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, a lot more security than when we were kids.
Wow, a lot more security than when we were kids. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, good question. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, I'm 28. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, it took five shots of tequila to get you in that position.
Wow, it took five shots of tequila to get you in that position. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, Jackie. You make a really great first impression.
Wow, Jackie. You make a really great first impression. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, please stop. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, right. That's why we don't do shots.
Wow, right. That's why we don't do shots. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, Ted, you were right. You shouldn't have told that story.
Wow, Ted, you were right. You shouldn't have told that story. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, Ted. Sounds like you're her perfect woman.
Wow, Ted. Sounds like you're her perfect woman. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, that actually did make a lot of sense.
Wow, that actually did make a lot of sense. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, that was really awkward, Lil.
Wow, that was really awkward, Lil. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, that's hard to say without sounding sarcastic.
Wow, that's hard to say without sounding sarcastic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, the Peace Corps? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, this is kind of exciting. Our names will forever be shrouded in...
Wow, this is kind of exciting. Our names will forever be shrouded in... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, what was I just thinking?
Wow, what was I just thinking? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, you're good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow! It's, uh, nice to meet you, too.
Wow! It's, uh, nice to meet you, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow! Nine years? Your relationship's a fourth grader.
Wow! Nine years? Your relationship's a fourth grader. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow! This is huge. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow! Wow, thanks for being so cool about this.
Wow! Wow, thanks for being so cool about this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow! Your room must smell like a monkey cage.
Wow! Your room must smell like a monkey cage. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. "Ma'am?" Check and mate.
Wow. "Ma'am?" Check and mate. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. Hey, Thelma, Louise, y'all don't drive off no cliffs now, you hear?
Wow. Hey, Thelma, Louise, y'all don't drive off no cliffs now, you hear? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. That sounds awesome.
Wow. That sounds awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. That's a pretty sophisticated trap.
Wow. That's a pretty sophisticated trap. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. That's hauntingly beautiful.
Wow. That's hauntingly beautiful. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. This sundae looks so good, I could eat the whole thing.
Wow. This sundae looks so good, I could eat the whole thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. Why are you so tired?
Wow. Why are you so tired? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. You guys are getting married in two months.
Wow. You guys are getting married in two months. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. You look incredible.
Wow. You look incredible. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. You're getting married. Congratulations.
Wow. You're getting married. Congratulations. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wrong. Betty White. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wrong. It's a mistake you don't have to make.
Wrong. It's a mistake you don't have to make. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yahtzee! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, 'cause when we talked earlier, you said there'd be pizza.
Yeah, 'cause when we talked earlier, you said there'd be pizza. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, about that... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, all day long you've been busting my apple bag about finding this girl.
Yeah, all day long you've been busting my apple bag about finding this girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, all this granola business, it was just a phase.
Yeah, all this granola business, it was just a phase. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, an 8.5 guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, and I disagree with Barney.
Yeah, and I disagree with Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, and I might have done something bad.
Yeah, and I might have done something bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, and say what? What's our big opening line?
Yeah, and say what? What's our big opening line? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, because if I did sacrifice all my values just for an easy buck,
Yeah, because if I did sacrifice all my values just for an easy buck, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, but camping out in the rain? No fun. Muddy. Yuck.
Yeah, but camping out in the rain? No fun. Muddy. Yuck. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, but it wasn't classy.
Yeah, but it wasn't classy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, but it's one thing to say it. It's another thing to show it.
Yeah, but it's one thing to say it. It's another thing to show it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, but she's still in town.
Yeah, but she's still in town. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, but there's a lot of things I've always wanted
Yeah, but there's a lot of things I've always wanted from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, but we could still have some more romance.
Yeah, but we could still have some more romance. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, dude, that is just like a weenie ass idea.
Yeah, dude, that is just like a weenie ass idea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, dude, that was awesome. But how are you ever gonna top that?
Yeah, dude, that was awesome. But how are you ever gonna top that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, for 89 bucks a night, we're doing it.
Yeah, for 89 bucks a night, we're doing it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, four years ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, from your homecoming picture. You're much prettier in the person.
Yeah, from your homecoming picture. You're much prettier in the person. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, he just wants to show you his own VIP, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, he just wants to show you his own VIP, if you know what I mean. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, how was that manicure yesterday?
Yeah, how was that manicure yesterday? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, how would you know? You're not even married.
Yeah, how would you know? You're not even married. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I can't believe you let her and Lily go to the ladies' room together, man.
Yeah, I can't believe you let her and Lily go to the ladies' room together, man. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I don't think you did. You know why?
Yeah, I don't think you did. You know why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I felt really bad bailing on Ted though.
Yeah, I felt really bad bailing on Ted though. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I guess our relationship had to take a hit,
Yeah, I guess our relationship had to take a hit, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I guess. I'm just not sure if Lily's gonna like it.
Yeah, I guess. I'm just not sure if Lily's gonna like it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I know, the bangs were a mistake.
Yeah, I know, the bangs were a mistake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I know. It sucks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I know. My stomach was like,
Yeah, I know. My stomach was like, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I never got to go to my prom.
Yeah, I never got to go to my prom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I saw them two months ago at my cousin Bonzo's wedding.
Yeah, I saw them two months ago at my cousin Bonzo's wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I ship out tomorrow. Two years.
Yeah, I ship out tomorrow. Two years. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I should probably take this.
Yeah, I should probably take this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I think it's pretty solid.
Yeah, I think it's pretty solid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I'm fine! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I'm happy for my bladder, yet sad for us.
Yeah, I'm happy for my bladder, yet sad for us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I'm just going to this party downtown.
Yeah, I'm just going to this party downtown. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I'm not much of a fighter, but I knew I could take this weird little dude.
Yeah, I'm not much of a fighter, but I knew I could take this weird little dude. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's peer pressure. We have an assembly every year.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's peer pressure. We have an assembly every year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to lemon law you.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to lemon law you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, it did. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, it should start high, get higher. This mix is my pride and joy.
Yeah, it should start high, get higher. This mix is my pride and joy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, it's gonna be sweet, too.
Yeah, it's gonna be sweet, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, it's good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, it's like that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, it's supposed to be incredibly exclusive.
Yeah, it's supposed to be incredibly exclusive. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, look around. The universe is mysterious and awesome.
Yeah, look around. The universe is mysterious and awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, look, you know, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, looks like we're both hungry.
Yeah, looks like we're both hungry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, my friend Ted needs something to stand on.
Yeah, my friend Ted needs something to stand on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, no kidding. Those calls were really weird.
Yeah, no kidding. Those calls were really weird. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, now we just make fun of people like that.
Yeah, now we just make fun of people like that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, okay, that's a pretty fair assessment of our two arguments.
Yeah, okay, that's a pretty fair assessment of our two arguments. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, seriously, it's okay.
Yeah, seriously, it's okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, so sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, sun's gonna come up soon.
Yeah, sun's gonna come up soon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, super slowly. God, close the deal already.
Yeah, super slowly. God, close the deal already. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, sure, okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, Tanya. Turns out I don't leave for the Peace Corps until tomorrow.
Yeah, Tanya. Turns out I don't leave for the Peace Corps until tomorrow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, that really expensive hotel room you put on your credit card,
Yeah, that really expensive hotel room you put on your credit card, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, that sounds great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, that would be a good place for it.
Yeah, that would be a good place for it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, that's Future Marshall's problem.
Yeah, that's Future Marshall's problem. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, that's right. A limo.
Yeah, that's right. A limo. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, the building would've had to give you some kind of notice.
Yeah, the building would've had to give you some kind of notice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, they do sound cute.
Yeah, they do sound cute. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, this party is dead. Mary, you wanna go upstairs?
Yeah, this party is dead. Mary, you wanna go upstairs? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, this'll go good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, Victoria. Way to step up.
Yeah, Victoria. Way to step up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, we couldn't get any alcohol. Our fake IDs say we're only 20.
Yeah, we couldn't get any alcohol. Our fake IDs say we're only 20. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, we do that behind your back.
Yeah, we do that behind your back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, we'll just call the high school, they'll let us stand in the back and watch.
Yeah, we'll just call the high school, they'll let us stand in the back and watch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, we'll walk across the Brooklyn Bridge.
Yeah, we'll walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, we're gonna go make some crop circles.
Yeah, we're gonna go make some crop circles. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, we've talked about it.
Yeah, we've talked about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, well, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, well, at least Barney wouldn't take the swords down.
Yeah, well, at least Barney wouldn't take the swords down. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, well, enjoy it before it becomes cool again.
Yeah, well, enjoy it before it becomes cool again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, well, give it back.
Yeah, well, give it back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, well, the owner goes to my gym.
Yeah, well, the owner goes to my gym. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, well, we'd better get going. It's like a four hour drive.
Yeah, well, we'd better get going. It's like a four hour drive. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, well, you did. Thanks.
Yeah, well, you did. Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, what the hell? It's prom.
Yeah, what the hell? It's prom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, what's up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, whatever. You guys got some weed?
Yeah, whatever. You guys got some weed? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, where is she? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, why do I doubt that?
Yeah, why do I doubt that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, why is Vampire Lou the host of a Saturday afternoon kung fu movie?
Yeah, why is Vampire Lou the host of a Saturday afternoon kung fu movie? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, yeah, I'm going. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This morning at the rehearsal,
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This morning at the rehearsal, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, yeah. I found her online.
Yeah, yeah. I found her online. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, yeah. Look, are we gonna play Battleship or what?
Yeah, yeah. Look, are we gonna play Battleship or what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, you know why all the circuits are jammed?
Yeah, you know why all the circuits are jammed? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, you were acting so weird about it I gave you Ted's graduation tape instead.
Yeah, you were acting so weird about it I gave you Ted's graduation tape instead. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, you're right. Besides, Marshall and I have been planning
Yeah, you're right. Besides, Marshall and I have been planning from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah? Maybe it's too bad we don't have a room.
Yeah? Maybe it's too bad we don't have a room. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Hell, yeah. I got them all. "Teamwork, courage, awesomeness."
Yeah. Hell, yeah. I got them all. "Teamwork, courage, awesomeness." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. How're you doing? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. I was almost too tired for all the sex.
Yeah. I was almost too tired for all the sex. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. I wish we had a dog, so they wouldn't go to waste.
Yeah. I wish we had a dog, so they wouldn't go to waste. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. I've been meaning to apologize for everything that happened.
Yeah. I've been meaning to apologize for everything that happened. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Katie, you are about to be a part of history.
Yeah. Katie, you are about to be a part of history. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Maybe it will be. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. No, he literally ran away. I think he was crying.
Yeah. No, he literally ran away. I think he was crying. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. No. It did. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Or we could do it tonight.
Yeah. Or we could do it tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. See, if everyone keeps telling you something is supposed to be fun,
Yeah. See, if everyone keeps telling you something is supposed to be fun, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. She got you a nice new coffee maker.
Yeah. She got you a nice new coffee maker. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. She told me already. Go on.
Yeah. She told me already. Go on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. So now, whatever I send her, she'll know I sent it after I talked to her.
Yeah. So now, whatever I send her, she'll know I sent it after I talked to her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. So? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. They're delicious. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Waking up for breakfast at 7:00 a.m. Sharp.
Yeah. Waking up for breakfast at 7:00 a.m. Sharp. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. We've been spending a lot of time together.
Yeah. We've been spending a lot of time together. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Well, it's getting late.
Yeah. Well, it's getting late. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Well, now it's Ed's.
Yeah. Well, now it's Ed's. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Yeah, I got it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Yeah. She finally called.
Yeah. Yeah. She finally called. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. You guys never found me a match.
Yeah. You guys never found me a match. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. You know what else is in that locker room?
Yeah. You know what else is in that locker room? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yep. Could you just excuse us for one minute?
Yep. Could you just excuse us for one minute? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yep. Gotcha! Classic! Gotta go.
Yep. Gotcha! Classic! Gotta go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yep. When I grow up, I want to go live with the gorillas just like you did.
Yep. When I grow up, I want to go live with the gorillas just like you did. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yep. Yesterday. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, Barney, your submissions were received,
Yes, Barney, your submissions were received, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, but I'm the bride, so I win.
Yes, but I'm the bride, so I win. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, but we'll need a diversion.
Yes, but we'll need a diversion. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, I am. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, I cried in the bathroom and that was weird.
Yes, I cried in the bathroom and that was weird. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, I do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, I do. You got me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, I gave it to you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, I want a ballroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, I want Tahitian vanilla! You wrote it down wrong?
Yes, I want Tahitian vanilla! You wrote it down wrong? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, I'm a paralegal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, I'm... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, it's weirdly hot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, Lily, my cousin, the drummer from Led Zeppelin who died in 1980,
Yes, Lily, my cousin, the drummer from Led Zeppelin who died in 1980, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, Marshall, I see your new suit and it's awesome.
Yes, Marshall, I see your new suit and it's awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, she does! She likes you. She told me.
Yes, she does! She likes you. She told me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, that's what I meant by, "You know..."
Yes, that's what I meant by, "You know..." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, there's nine million people in New York,
Yes, there's nine million people in New York, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, we are. It's the only way.
Yes, we are. It's the only way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, well I will definitely give Marshall a kiss for you.
Yes, well I will definitely give Marshall a kiss for you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, yes. Juice is perfectly harmless.
Yes, yes. Juice is perfectly harmless. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, you do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, you're right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes! Do it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes! Look at you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes. Finally I don't have to wait a half an hour for a drink.
Yes. Finally I don't have to wait a half an hour for a drink. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes. Sarah O'Brien. I fixed her up six months ago.
Yes. Sarah O'Brien. I fixed her up six months ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes. What, you don't believe me?
Yes. What, you don't believe me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes. Yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yet you have been lying to her since day one.
Yet you have been lying to her since day one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You absolutely did not check plus one.
You absolutely did not check plus one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You ain't kidding, kid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You always do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You always think there'll be more time.
You always think there'll be more time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You and Claudia both are the luckiest.
You and Claudia both are the luckiest. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You and Lily. You get to be married.
You and Lily. You get to be married. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You and Robin have tried this again and again...
You and Robin have tried this again and again... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You and Robin went down this road before. You got dinged up, really bad.
You and Robin went down this road before. You got dinged up, really bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You are gonna laugh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You are not bringing a date to my wedding!
You are not bringing a date to my wedding! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You are not bringing a guest, Ted.
You are not bringing a guest, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You are so hot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You bastard. I actually got excited about this.
You bastard. I actually got excited about this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You blew it, dude. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You brought the game to the bar?
You brought the game to the bar? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You call yourself security guards? I was just defending my boy here.
You call yourself security guards? I was just defending my boy here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You can answer it. We have all night.
You can answer it. We have all night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You can call me Buttercup.
You can call me Buttercup. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You can go wherever you want.
You can go wherever you want. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You can read about it in my zine.
You can read about it in my zine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You can see straight down into Hell.
You can see straight down into Hell. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You can't be serious? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You can't... Wow! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You certainly are a charming devil.
You certainly are a charming devil. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You clearly don't know Ted.
You clearly don't know Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You could always ask Stuart.
You could always ask Stuart. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You could just let me out right up here.
You could just let me out right up here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You could quit your job and focus on your painting,
You could quit your job and focus on your painting, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You deserve more. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You didn't even wanna move in here in the first place.
You didn't even wanna move in here in the first place. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You didn't win. I gave it to you.
You didn't win. I gave it to you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You do realize that one out of every eight adult women in America is a prostitute.
You do realize that one out of every eight adult women in America is a prostitute. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You do things you'd never do in a million years if you were sober.
You do things you'd never do in a million years if you were sober. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You don't bring a date to a wedding.
You don't bring a date to a wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You don't have to shout out "poker" when you win.
You don't have to shout out "poker" when you win. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You don't have to. Please, it's going to be embarrassing,
You don't have to. Please, it's going to be embarrassing, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You don't hear your Ted o Iogical clock ticking?
You don't hear your Ted o Iogical clock ticking? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You don't return my calls. We never hang out.
You don't return my calls. We never hang out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You don't want to get married.
You don't want to get married. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You found me a match? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You get money, you get laid. End of discussion.
You get money, you get laid. End of discussion. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You give me three days, and I will find the woman you will marry.
You give me three days, and I will find the woman you will marry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You got $400,000? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You got me. What do you do, Ted?
You got me. What do you do, Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You got the Bermuda Triangle, ghosts, Bigfoot.
You got the Bermuda Triangle, ghosts, Bigfoot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You gotta do something big.
You gotta do something big. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You gotta go for the 30 year fixed mortgage.
You gotta go for the 30 year fixed mortgage. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You gotta make it, anyway,
You gotta make it, anyway, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You gotta mark your territory. And I don't mean missing the toilet.
You gotta mark your territory. And I don't mean missing the toilet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You gotta marry her. Today.
You gotta marry her. Today. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You guys don't give half a brown Crayola what I do for a living, do you?
You guys don't give half a brown Crayola what I do for a living, do you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You guys had your schedule, and I screwed it all up.
You guys had your schedule, and I screwed it all up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You guys have been friends for a long time.
You guys have been friends for a long time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You guys take care of me. You guys are the best.
You guys take care of me. You guys are the best. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You guys thinking house, baby?
You guys thinking house, baby? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You guys will never believe what just happened to us.
You guys will never believe what just happened to us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You guys will thank me for this later, okay?
You guys will thank me for this later, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You guys, I'm fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You guys, let me get a picture.
You guys, let me get a picture. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You had your chance, and now he's moved on. Can't you just be happy for them?
You had your chance, and now he's moved on. Can't you just be happy for them? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You have a basal cell carcinoma.
You have a basal cell carcinoma. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You have a boyfriend and you haven't told us?
You have a boyfriend and you haven't told us? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You have an amazing apartment. Marshall and Lily just got engaged.
You have an amazing apartment. Marshall and Lily just got engaged. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You have to come down here.
You have to come down here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You hope you never have to use them, but you're glad to know they're there.
You hope you never have to use them, but you're glad to know they're there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You invited me up to your apartment to "play Battleship"!
You invited me up to your apartment to "play Battleship"! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You just gotta get back out there and keep looking.
You just gotta get back out there and keep looking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You just have to accept that certain things can't be explained,
You just have to accept that certain things can't be explained, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You just insulted someone I hate by referencing something I love.
You just insulted someone I hate by referencing something I love. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You just made my night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You keep giving up on people so quickly, you could miss out on something great.
You keep giving up on people so quickly, you could miss out on something great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You kind of put that in your datebook. So.
You kind of put that in your datebook. So. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know I can party. Let's do it. Let's rock it. Maturity style!
You know I can party. Let's do it. Let's rock it. Maturity style! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know I don't have $400,000, right?
You know I don't have $400,000, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know I won't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know something? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know that I have. But let's look at this, okay?
You know that I have. But let's look at this, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know what else wakes you up in the morning?
You know what else wakes you up in the morning? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know what I love about Halloween?
You know what I love about Halloween? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know what it's time for?
You know what it's time for? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know what they're doing in there right now?
You know what they're doing in there right now? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know what time it is? It's do o'clock.
You know what time it is? It's do o'clock. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know what, excuse me from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know what, it's getting late. I think I'm gonna take off.
You know what, it's getting late. I think I'm gonna take off. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know what? The wedding's off.
You know what? The wedding's off. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know what? This was a mistake.
You know what? This was a mistake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know what? We're doing this all wrong.
You know what? We're doing this all wrong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know who I think could handle a problem like that?
You know who I think could handle a problem like that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know who might have something to say about Ted's future with Robin?
You know who might have something to say about Ted's future with Robin? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know who she is? But you weren't even at the wedding.
You know who she is? But you weren't even at the wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know why? 'Cause I'm gonna say it.
You know why? 'Cause I'm gonna say it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, Barney, for anyone else this would be a new low,
You know, Barney, for anyone else this would be a new low, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, Barney, I had a surprisingly good time bro ing out tonight.
You know, Barney, I had a surprisingly good time bro ing out tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, for a turtle, he's surprisingly quick.
You know, for a turtle, he's surprisingly quick. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, good for Victoria. It's such an evil tradition.
You know, good for Victoria. It's such an evil tradition. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, I don't know. I mean, I want to go, but I don't want to lose Ted.
You know, I don't know. I mean, I want to go, but I don't want to lose Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, I don't look like this every day.
You know, I don't look like this every day. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, I have found in my travels
You know, I have found in my travels from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, I make wedding cakes for a lot of fancy bridal shops.
You know, I make wedding cakes for a lot of fancy bridal shops. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, I should tell you, I have a rule.
You know, I should tell you, I have a rule. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, I think I have a solution.
You know, I think I have a solution. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, I... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, I've always found
You know, I've always found from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, I've always thought of myself as one of those independent women
You know, I've always thought of myself as one of those independent women from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, I've been thinking about this. I think I want to have zero kids.
You know, I've been thinking about this. I think I want to have zero kids. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, if we can get a blessing from her pimp.
You know, if we can get a blessing from her pimp. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, if you felt this way, you could have just been up front.
You know, if you felt this way, you could have just been up front. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, if you guys like tiramisu, we found this little Italian place...
You know, if you guys like tiramisu, we found this little Italian place... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, if you had just called me, I...
You know, if you had just called me, I... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, if you're having these kind of doubts now,
You know, if you're having these kind of doubts now, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, it's funny, not so long ago,
You know, it's funny, not so long ago, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, it's nice to be able to share this award with my friends,
You know, it's nice to be able to share this award with my friends, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, it's very rude to wear a hat indoors. I'm just saying.
You know, it's very rude to wear a hat indoors. I'm just saying. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, Mary, I've never done this before.
You know, Mary, I've never done this before. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, Mike and I joked about doing something together,
You know, Mike and I joked about doing something together, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, over at the NRDC, it's a bunch of really committed people
You know, over at the NRDC, it's a bunch of really committed people from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, people think a great mix has to rise and fall.
You know, people think a great mix has to rise and fall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, quiet time with the fiancé.
You know, quiet time with the fiancé. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, she is a guest in this country.
You know, she is a guest in this country. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, some people say
You know, some people say from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, Ted, it's been four years.
You know, Ted, it's been four years. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, Ted, not everyone is as much of a woman as you.
You know, Ted, not everyone is as much of a woman as you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, Ted. I don't say this nearly enough
You know, Ted. I don't say this nearly enough from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, the more I watch this, the less convinced I am
You know, the more I watch this, the less convinced I am from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, the traditional rain dance is a sacred prayer to nature.
You know, the traditional rain dance is a sacred prayer to nature. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, there's every chance Robin's the woman I'm gonna marry.
You know, there's every chance Robin's the woman I'm gonna marry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, there's one little flaw in our plan.
You know, there's one little flaw in our plan. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, this is one of the nicer hotels I've ever been in.
You know, this is one of the nicer hotels I've ever been in. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, Victoria, Marshall and I did long distance once.
You know, Victoria, Marshall and I did long distance once. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, we're a high end meats and textiles conglomerate,
You know, we're a high end meats and textiles conglomerate, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, what makes a bride beautiful
You know, what makes a bride beautiful from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know, women aren't objects. They're human beings.
You know, women aren't objects. They're human beings. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know? It just makes no sense. God, that pisses me off.
You know? It just makes no sense. God, that pisses me off. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You let me dodge a bullet, Big Guy.
You let me dodge a bullet, Big Guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You lied and said you were broken up with Victoria before you actually were,
You lied and said you were broken up with Victoria before you actually were, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You like eating your own food,
You like eating your own food, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You like the phone booth. It stays.
You like the phone booth. It stays. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You look great, too, Scooter.
You look great, too, Scooter. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You look so classy and nice. You're gonna stick out like a sore thumb.
You look so classy and nice. You're gonna stick out like a sore thumb. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You love that move! It's the classic Marshall.
You love that move! It's the classic Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You make me promise to be on my best behavior around your girlfriend,
You make me promise to be on my best behavior around your girlfriend, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You make this call from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You may advance to the Gumdrop Mountains.
You may advance to the Gumdrop Mountains. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You may not realize this, Marshall Eriksen,
You may not realize this, Marshall Eriksen, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You mean happy for us, right, babe?
You mean happy for us, right, babe? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You mean, "Who is the slutty pumpkin?"
You mean, "Who is the slutty pumpkin?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You mean, how Robin's in love with Ted?
You mean, how Robin's in love with Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You mean, how Robin's in love with Ted?
You mean, how Robin's in love with Ted? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You might use too much tongue, I might not use enough.
You might use too much tongue, I might not use enough. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You might want to call her back.
You might want to call her back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You might want to call her back.
You might want to call her back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You must really hate the bitch.
You must really hate the bitch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You okay in there? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You ordered the chicken. What did she order?
You ordered the chicken. What did she order? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You put yourself and a girl you like in some romantic setting,
You put yourself and a girl you like in some romantic setting, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You ralphed and ran? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You re returned for me. That's really sweet.
You re returned for me. That's really sweet. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You ready? You ready to say yes? Ted, suit up!
You ready? You ready to say yes? Ted, suit up! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You really don't know who that is?
You really don't know who that is? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You really don't remember, super brain?
You really don't remember, super brain? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You really never read my blog, do you?
You really never read my blog, do you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You really think I'll get a girlfriend?
You really think I'll get a girlfriend? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You really think it'll take more than five minutes
You really think it'll take more than five minutes from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You remember when we first got these swords?
You remember when we first got these swords? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You remembered I drink vodka cranberries.
You remembered I drink vodka cranberries. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You said a prewar building was bad for your allergies.
You said a prewar building was bad for your allergies. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You said it was gonna be three days.
You said it was gonna be three days. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You sat here, in this very booth, and you said...
You sat here, in this very booth, and you said... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You see what I did there?
You see what I did there? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You see, Lily was a kindergarten teacher,
You see, Lily was a kindergarten teacher, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You set me on fire! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You set me on fire. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You set this up. You set this whole thing up.
You set this up. You set this whole thing up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You should ask her to stay.
You should ask her to stay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You should be one of the minutes!
You should be one of the minutes! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You should be. Lots of single girls.
You should be. Lots of single girls. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You should go to the Peace Corps. And forget about me.
You should go to the Peace Corps. And forget about me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You should see me tap dance. You'd be down on bended knee.
You should see me tap dance. You'd be down on bended knee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You should see the rooms, the views are amazing.
You should see the rooms, the views are amazing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You signed up for our services about six months ago,
You signed up for our services about six months ago, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You speak Ukrainian? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You suited up! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You think I like going to those clubs?
You think I like going to those clubs? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You think I'm gonna stick you with some toothless tranny from the Port Authority?
You think I'm gonna stick you with some toothless tranny from the Port Authority? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You think that we should brush our teeth first?
You think that we should brush our teeth first? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You think the Road Runner's gonna fall for it?
You think the Road Runner's gonna fall for it? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You think you might want to drink the milk?
You think you might want to drink the milk? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You thought I was... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You thought that Mary was a sure thing, right?
You thought that Mary was a sure thing, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You turn off your brain for a night,
You turn off your brain for a night, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You two make yourselves comfortable.
You two make yourselves comfortable. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You wanna be my date? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You wanna be my plus one?
You wanna be my plus one? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You wanna go for a rock? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You wanna judge a fellow human being
You wanna judge a fellow human being from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You want a ride? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You want it to go? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You want to be her boyfriend. She already has a boyfriend.
You want to be her boyfriend. She already has a boyfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You want to get out of the way?
You want to get out of the way? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You want to have our wedding in two months?
You want to have our wedding in two months? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You want to practice your story one more time?
You want to practice your story one more time? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You wanted to see me, so I guess that means we're talking again.
You wanted to see me, so I guess that means we're talking again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You went around the bride.
You went around the bride. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You were right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You wind up not getting married this weekend, give me a call.
You wind up not getting married this weekend, give me a call. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You won't have to deal with the school board,
You won't have to deal with the school board, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You won't share your food, you won't wear a costume.
You won't share your food, you won't wear a costume. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You wouldn't believe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You, I can work with. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You? You... It was you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You'd be a bad, bad man, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You'll come to see that courtesans are people, too.
You'll come to see that courtesans are people, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You'll get a girlfriend the first day of college
You'll get a girlfriend the first day of college from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You'll make more than Lily makes in a year.
You'll make more than Lily makes in a year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're a dude. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're a hooker. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're a jerk! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're a paralegal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're an architect. Good career.
You're an architect. Good career. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're becoming a long and difficult to spell household name.
You're becoming a long and difficult to spell household name. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're being ridiculous. I'm gonna be up on that wall one of these days.
You're being ridiculous. I'm gonna be up on that wall one of these days. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're bluffing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're breaking up with me?
You're breaking up with me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're brilliant. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're cute. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're easily distracted, and you're utterly anhedonic.
You're easily distracted, and you're utterly anhedonic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're getting on board with Barney's idea?
You're getting on board with Barney's idea? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're going as my wingman. Flightsuit up.
You're going as my wingman. Flightsuit up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're going to show me your hair?
You're going to show me your hair? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're going? That's awesome!
You're going? That's awesome! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're gonna be working with them.
You're gonna be working with them. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're gonna make such a great dad.
You're gonna make such a great dad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're just trying to cover the fact that you actually had a profound moment
You're just trying to cover the fact that you actually had a profound moment from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're just waiting for me to speak, so you can...
You're just waiting for me to speak, so you can... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're kidding me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're kidding me. No way. Don't go on this thing.
You're kidding me. No way. Don't go on this thing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're kidding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're losing me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're married. Yeah, I can't believe I did this.
You're married. Yeah, I can't believe I did this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're my only match! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're not bringing a date.
You're not bringing a date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're not gonna tell him, are you?
You're not gonna tell him, are you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're not making me feel better.
You're not making me feel better. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're right, I'll see you at home.
You're right, I'll see you at home. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're right, she's shy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're right. I'm sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're right. They're delightful.
You're right. They're delightful. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're smiling, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're smiling. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're still friends and that you support her.
You're still friends and that you support her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're suited in an unmistakably upward direction.
You're suited in an unmistakably upward direction. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're that lame army guy.
You're that lame army guy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're the guy who reads the paper in the morning.
You're the guy who reads the paper in the morning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're thinking about coming to work here full time?
You're thinking about coming to work here full time? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You've already flown higher and faster than he ever did.
You've already flown higher and faster than he ever did. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You've already given me the package. You've got a great package, Marshall.
You've already given me the package. You've got a great package, Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You've been lawyered. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You've only had sex with one girl in your whole life.
You've only had sex with one girl in your whole life. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You've talked about who gets the apartment, right?
You've talked about who gets the apartment, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Your boat is sinking. That was good.
Your boat is sinking. That was good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Your brain screws you up, Ted. It gets in the way.
Your brain screws you up, Ted. It gets in the way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Your date? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash.
Your ego's writing checks your body can't cash. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Your English phone booth arrived!
Your English phone booth arrived! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Your entire future with her will be built on a crime!
Your entire future with her will be built on a crime! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Your fiancée? Whoa. Tonight she's with me, bro.
Your fiancée? Whoa. Tonight she's with me, bro. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Your friends are still out singing karaoke, but you're home early,
Your friends are still out singing karaoke, but you're home early, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Your mole. The biopsy came back.
Your mole. The biopsy came back. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Your package has always been big enough.
Your package has always been big enough. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Your tie is steak sauce. It means A 1. A 1? Get it? Try to keep up.
Your tie is steak sauce. It means A 1. A 1? Get it? Try to keep up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
4.5 million women. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
5.4, 4.8, 5.6... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
9.6 is off the charts. But Sarah is matched up.
9.6 is off the charts. But Sarah is matched up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
75th and Amsterdam. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Anhedonic"? Anhedonic. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"so much of the time?" By who? Who asks you that?
"so much of the time?" By who? Who asks you that? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(IN DEEP VOICE) Hello. Oh, Marshall. Thank God I got through!
(IN DEEP VOICE) Hello. Oh, Marshall. Thank God I got through! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(WHISPERING) There's a girl in there. (WHISPERING) I know.
(WHISPERING) There's a girl in there. (WHISPERING) I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A cat person. Why am I not surprised? Stop it.
A cat person. Why am I not surprised? Stop it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A dance to make it rain. Yes.
A dance to make it rain. Yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A LAMA? We prefer Local Area Media Award.
A LAMA? We prefer Local Area Media Award. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A lemon law, like for cars. Exactly.
A lemon law, like for cars. Exactly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A little Barney. A little Barney.
A little Barney. A little Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A painting fellowship? I was never gonna take it.
A painting fellowship? I was never gonna take it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A rain dance? Yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A Sasquatch? That's right, sir, A Bigfoot,
A Sasquatch? That's right, sir, A Bigfoot, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A vacation once in a while. Lily doesn't care about that stuff.
A vacation once in a while. Lily doesn't care about that stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
A vacation once in a while. Lily doesn't care about that stuff.
A vacation once in a while. Lily doesn't care about that stuff. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, give me your arm. Okay.
All right, give me your arm. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, I'm pouring it out. Okay, one cup.
All right, I'm pouring it out. Okay, one cup. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right, see you later. Happy hunting. Wait, where are you guys going?
All right, see you later. Happy hunting. Wait, where are you guys going? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right! It works! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right. Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right. That's the spirit.
All right. That's the spirit. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All right. You're going to the hospital?
All right. You're going to the hospital? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
All the circuits are jammed. That's New Year's Eve for you.
All the circuits are jammed. That's New Year's Eve for you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
ALL: Wow. Thanks, Carl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Am I wired wrong or something? No.
Am I wired wrong or something? No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ambush! Ambush! Ambush! Oh, God!
Ambush! Ambush! Ambush! Oh, God! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And a pineapple. I know! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
and doing stupid single stuff with Barney. What?
and doing stupid single stuff with Barney. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
and doing stupid single stuff with Barney. What?
and doing stupid single stuff with Barney. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And for the birthday boy, lasagna. Thank you.
And for the birthday boy, lasagna. Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
and he'll get it done. Right.
and he'll get it done. Right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And how'd you guys like the shots? I drank all five, bitch!
And how'd you guys like the shots? I drank all five, bitch! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And I can tell that she's into you, too. That's ridiculous.
And I can tell that she's into you, too. That's ridiculous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
and I don't wanna be kissing Ranjit. You don't know what you're missing.
and I don't wanna be kissing Ranjit. You don't know what you're missing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
and I narrowed them down to these five. Question.
and I narrowed them down to these five. Question. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
and it's awfully fond of cheese. Okay. This is getting weird.
and it's awfully fond of cheese. Okay. This is getting weird. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
and it's awfully fond of cheese. Okay. This is getting weird.
and it's awfully fond of cheese. Okay. This is getting weird. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And it's for Third World hunger. You gonna put out?
And it's for Third World hunger. You gonna put out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
and never got around to. Like go to the Met?
and never got around to. Like go to the Met? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And she... And she called it the Tootsie Roll.
And she... And she called it the Tootsie Roll. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the dress. I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the icing from two more. Mmm.
And the icing from two more. Mmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And the interview is tonight. In New Haven.
And the interview is tonight. In New Haven. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
And was she okay about pushing it back? Yes. Because she's perfect!
And was she okay about pushing it back? Yes. Because she's perfect! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
and you just have to forgive me for this. But forgive you for what?
and you just have to forgive me for this. But forgive you for what? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
and you'll make a ton more money. Well, guess what, Barney?
and you'll make a ton more money. Well, guess what, Barney? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are we really bailing? Hell, yeah.
Are we really bailing? Hell, yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are you gonna hook up with him? I don't know.
Are you gonna hook up with him? I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are you okay? I'm fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are you sure? All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Are you sure? Lf I don't see you, Happy New...
Are you sure? Lf I don't see you, Happy New... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
at brunch. I love brunch.
at brunch. I love brunch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Awesome, bro. Yeah. Yeah.
Awesome, bro. Yeah. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Baby, pick me. Come on, come on, come on.
Baby, pick me. Come on, come on, come on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Baby, pick me. Come on, come on, come on.
Baby, pick me. Come on, come on, come on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Back to you, Robin. Congrats!
Back to you, Robin. Congrats! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Backgammon, obviously. No.
Backgammon, obviously. No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barf. You know, I am sensing a pattern here.
Barf. You know, I am sensing a pattern here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, I think you've officially... No, don't think. Do!
Barney, I think you've officially... No, don't think. Do! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, none of us really liked her. What?
Barney, none of us really liked her. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney, where have you been? Yeah, we're really sorry about that.
Barney, where have you been? Yeah, we're really sorry about that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney! Fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney! Sugar bear, where were you?
Barney! Sugar bear, where were you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney? Hi, Shannon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney? See you in two shakes, Mar.
Barney? See you in two shakes, Mar. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney? What, you're back? That's right.
Barney? What, you're back? That's right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Barney. Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Because... ALL: Because it tastes
Because... ALL: Because it tastes from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
before you say, "Enough"? One more. One more time.
before you say, "Enough"? One more. One more time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Besides, I'm trying to make Robin jealous, Oh, that's real mature,
Besides, I'm trying to make Robin jealous, Oh, that's real mature, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Big day. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
but I know my boy got the double digits! Zero.
but I know my boy got the double digits! Zero. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But I love you. But he has a boat.
But I love you. But he has a boat. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
but I really value... Hey, that place has great salads.
but I really value... Hey, that place has great salads. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it can. And it has. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But it has to be alive. Wait, no, no!
But it has to be alive. Wait, no, no! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But no last names. No last names.
But no last names. No last names. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But Robin is so excited. I know.
But Robin is so excited. I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
but we do have time for hot dogs? Yeah, we like hot dogs.
but we do have time for hot dogs? Yeah, we like hot dogs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But what about Ted? I checked with Ted.
But what about Ted? I checked with Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
but why today? She's leaving tomorrow.
but why today? She's leaving tomorrow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But why? Leave no man behind.
But why? Leave no man behind. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But you got in. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, I... Don't be a hero, Scherbatsky!
But, I... Don't be a hero, Scherbatsky! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
But, you totally got... Just let him have this one.
But, you totally got... Just let him have this one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bye. Bye. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bye. Bye. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bye. Here we go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bye. Oh, Victoria. You're here...
Bye. Oh, Victoria. You're here... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bye. See you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bye. See you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Bye. See you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Call her then. Yes, two weeks. Good idea.
Call her then. Yes, two weeks. Good idea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Call you afterwards? I'll inappropriately text you during.
Call you afterwards? I'll inappropriately text you during. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can I call you tomorrow? Totally.
Can I call you tomorrow? Totally. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can I do that? Well, sure.
Can I do that? Well, sure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can I observe something? That this is kind of awesome?
Can I observe something? That this is kind of awesome? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can Ted come? Wait! Don't ask! That's so lame!
Can Ted come? Wait! Don't ask! That's so lame! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can you please hurry? I can't. I'm waiting...
Can you please hurry? I can't. I'm waiting... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Can't be too picky. You're never going to find this girl.
Can't be too picky. You're never going to find this girl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Careful. The plate is very hot. Okay.
Careful. The plate is very hot. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
CARL; Hello, Hi. Who is this?
CARL; Hello, Hi. Who is this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Check out Robin's date, I know,
Check out Robin's date, I know, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Cher. Right here, babe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Come on! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Come on! Chug! Chug! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, Lily. But you see my point.
Come on, Lily. But you see my point. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on, man, you don't mean that. No, I do.
Come on, man, you don't mean that. No, I do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Come on. It's only a 20 minute detour. Which is exactly how much time I need.
Come on. It's only a 20 minute detour. Which is exactly how much time I need. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Congrats. Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Congratulations. Oh, thanks.
Congratulations. Oh, thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Congratulations. Thank you.
Congratulations. Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
cooking classes. All the things you do when you know
cooking classes. All the things you do when you know from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Cupcake? No, thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Daddy's home? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did she love it? Oh, she loved it.
Did she love it? Oh, she loved it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
did that little story have a point? Yeah.
did that little story have a point? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did we just start planning our wedding? I think that we did.
Did we just start planning our wedding? I think that we did. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did you get ahold of your date? Yes.
Did you get ahold of your date? Yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did you happen to get her phone number? You know I did.
Did you happen to get her phone number? You know I did. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did you just say a rain dance? Yes.
Did you just say a rain dance? Yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Did you try his cell phone? Yeah, I left two messages.
Did you try his cell phone? Yeah, I left two messages. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do they rule? They rule. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you mind if I swing by? Ask her about the pineapple!
Do you mind if I swing by? Ask her about the pineapple! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you think she's into me? Ted, focus.
Do you think she's into me? Ted, focus. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you wanna try long distance? Yes!
Do you wanna try long distance? Yes! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Do you want to come over? Why? What's up?
Do you want to come over? Why? What's up? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Does Marshall know? He's still sound asleep.
Does Marshall know? He's still sound asleep. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Don't tell Lily, okay? No.
Don't tell Lily, okay? No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Done what? You know, been on a date.
Done what? You know, been on a date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Doo doo. Totally. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dr. O'Brien. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink.
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Drink, drink, drink... Drink, drink, drink...
Drink, drink, drink... Drink, drink, drink... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Drink, drink, drink... Drink, drink, drink...
Drink, drink, drink... Drink, drink, drink... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink.
Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, it's gonna be weird. No, it's fine.
Dude, it's gonna be weird. No, it's fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, no problem whatsoever. Really?
Dude, no problem whatsoever. Really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Dude, what are you doing? What's it look like?
Dude, what are you doing? What's it look like? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Everyone thought I was crazy, but I... You are such a loser.
Everyone thought I was crazy, but I... You are such a loser. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Exactly. No, honey. Nobody does that.
Exactly. No, honey. Nobody does that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Excuse me? Okay, I... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Fine. Fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Flip it. Okay, here I go. I'll flip it.
Flip it. Okay, here I go. I'll flip it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Flip it. Okay. I'm flipping it. Here I go.
Flip it. Okay. I'm flipping it. Here I go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Flip it. Go ahead. I'm flipping!
Flip it. Go ahead. I'm flipping! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Follow her lead. You have to. Follow it.
Follow her lead. You have to. Follow it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
For free. Oh, hell yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
French Sandy, porn star Sandy... Yosemite Sandy, definitely.
French Sandy, porn star Sandy... Yosemite Sandy, definitely. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Get out! Great story. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Get out. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Get your coat, we're leaving. What?
Get your coat, we're leaving. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Give him your number. Give him your number.
Give him your number. Give him your number. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Give him your number. Give him your number.
Give him your number. Give him your number. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Give him your number. Give him your number.
Give him your number. Give him your number. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Go ahead. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Gonna miss the old place. I will, too.
Gonna miss the old place. I will, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Gonna? Yes. First thing tomorrow.
Gonna? Yes. First thing tomorrow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good luck, baby. Bye. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good luck, baby. Bye. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good night, Robin. Good night, Ted.
Good night, Robin. Good night, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Good night, Ted. Love you, too, buddy.
Good night, Ted. Love you, too, buddy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Got it. Nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Great. I'm Robin, this is my friend Lily. Hi.
Great. I'm Robin, this is my friend Lily. Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Guess we were gone a while. Oh, that's too bad.
Guess we were gone a while. Oh, that's too bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Guess what came in the mail today? Our costumes?
Guess what came in the mail today? Our costumes? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Happy? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's probably famous. Oh, yeah.
He's probably famous. Oh, yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
He's the best guy I know. Yeah, in America. But German guys?
He's the best guy I know. Yeah, in America. But German guys? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello, Aunt Kathy. What's up? Oh, nothing.
Hello, Aunt Kathy. What's up? Oh, nothing. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello, Barney. Hi, Mary. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? Hey, Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? Hey, random question.
Hello? Hey, random question. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? Hey, random question.
Hello? Hey, random question. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? Hi, Ted, it's Robin.
Hello? Hi, Ted, it's Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? Ted, it's Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? Ted? It's Stuart. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? Ted. I just saw the news,
Hello? Ted. I just saw the news, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? Ted. This is your main man K.E.
Hello? Ted. This is your main man K.E. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? Why hasn't she called yet?
Hello? Why hasn't she called yet? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello? Why hasn't she called yet?
Hello? Why hasn't she called yet? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello. Hi there, sexy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hello. Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
hence the hat. Oh. I gotta see this.
hence the hat. Oh. I gotta see this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Her idea. Totally her idea!
Her idea. Totally her idea! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here we go. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Here, here. Cheers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, baby. How's the dress place? Well, everything's so fluffy and white.
Hey, baby. How's the dress place? Well, everything's so fluffy and white. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, can I call you sometime? Okay.
Hey, can I call you sometime? Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, hey! Ted! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, I bet you're feeling better now. Oh, so much better.
Hey, I bet you're feeling better now. Oh, so much better. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, I'm sorry I took the swords down. Dude, that's okay!
Hey, I'm sorry I took the swords down. Dude, that's okay! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, is that Gary Oldman? Where?
Hey, is that Gary Oldman? Where? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, is that Ted? Yeah. He's stuck in Dutchess County.
Hey, is that Ted? Yeah. He's stuck in Dutchess County. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Robin! Hey! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Robin. Ted, Derek stood me up.
Hey, Robin. Ted, Derek stood me up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, Robin. Top of the morning. ROBIN: Hey, guys.
Hey, Robin. Top of the morning. ROBIN: Hey, guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, sexy. Barney, where's Marshall?
Hey, sexy. Barney, where's Marshall? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, there's the anchor lady. Hello.
Hey, there's the anchor lady. Hello. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, tip her, Barney. Why? I didn't check a coat.
Hey, tip her, Barney. Why? I didn't check a coat. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey, you wanna go play Battleship? Hit!
Hey, you wanna go play Battleship? Hit! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey! How was your first day? I don't want to talk about it.
Hey! How was your first day? I don't want to talk about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. Hello. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. You hit on my mom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. Hi. Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hey. Where's Lily? She's in the bathroom.
Hey. Where's Lily? She's in the bathroom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, baby. Oh, crap! My mom sent cookies?
Hi, baby. Oh, crap! My mom sent cookies? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, Ellen. Remember me? I'm Ted. Ted. Hi.
Hi, Ellen. Remember me? I'm Ted. Ted. Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, guys. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, I'm Robin. Marybeth. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, I'm Ted. Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, Katie. Barney. Hi! It's good to finally meet you.
Hi, Katie. Barney. Hi! It's good to finally meet you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, Ted. Claudia. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi, Ted. Hello, Robin, it's Ted.
Hi, Ted. Hello, Robin, it's Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi! Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi. Hi, I'm Dr. O'Brien. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi. Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Hi. Hi. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Highlights is a children's magazine. Yeah, I got it.
Highlights is a children's magazine. Yeah, I got it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How are your feet doing, baby? Oh, okay.
How are your feet doing, baby? Oh, okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How crazy am I coming off here? Only a little.
How crazy am I coming off here? Only a little. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How dare she? It's not just the coffee maker.
How dare she? It's not just the coffee maker. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How do you feel about cats? Cats. Hated the musical, love the animal.
How do you feel about cats? Cats. Hated the musical, love the animal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How do you feel about cats? Cats. Hated the musical, love the animal.
How do you feel about cats? Cats. Hated the musical, love the animal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How do you know? I don't know, but I believe.
How do you know? I don't know, but I believe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How many is that so far? Three.
How many is that so far? Three. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How was it? Oh, I don't know.
How was it? Oh, I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
How'd it go, dude? I didn't go.
How'd it go, dude? I didn't go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I can't believe we didn't do this before. I know.
I can't believe we didn't do this before. I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I checked plus one. No, you didn't.
I checked plus one. No, you didn't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I could get some. You could totally get some.
I could get some. You could totally get some. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I didn't believe it, but you're right. Told you. That Lily, she's a shrewd one.
I didn't believe it, but you're right. Told you. That Lily, she's a shrewd one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I didn't know I still had this. What?
I didn't know I still had this. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I didn't say that I liked Ted, I... You like Ted!
I didn't say that I liked Ted, I... You like Ted! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't have a back door, so... Oh, my gosh.
I don't have a back door, so... Oh, my gosh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't have a plus one for the wedding. What?
I don't have a plus one for the wedding. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know what to say. Ugly, ugly, ugly.
I don't know what to say. Ugly, ugly, ugly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't know, Ted. Come on.
I don't know, Ted. Come on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't plan out every... Oh, really?
I don't plan out every... Oh, really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I don't wanna say it. Trust that impulse, Ted.
I don't wanna say it. Trust that impulse, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I feel terrible. Well, feel terrible later.
I feel terrible. Well, feel terrible later. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I give it two months. Oh, I believe it. This is awesome!
I give it two months. Oh, I believe it. This is awesome! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I gotta go. Not so fast, Scherbatsky.
I gotta go. Not so fast, Scherbatsky. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know what you mean. You do?
I know what you mean. You do? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I know. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I like being single. Being single's the best.
I like being single. Being single's the best. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I like your hat. Right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love drunk Ted. Marshall thinks you're a vampire.
I love drunk Ted. Marshall thinks you're a vampire. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love Marshall. I know you do. Come here.
I love Marshall. I know you do. Come here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love you, Marshall. I love you, Lily.
I love you, Marshall. I love you, Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love you, Marshmallow. I love you, too, Lilypad.
I love you, Marshmallow. I love you, too, Lilypad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love you, Marshmallow. I love you.
I love you, Marshmallow. I love you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love you. I love you, too, babe.
I love you. I love you, too, babe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I love your singing, Barney. And I love you, Shannon.
I love your singing, Barney. And I love you, Shannon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, is this not a date? I don't know.
I mean, is this not a date? I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I mean, lately... I know, I know, it just, seems like
I mean, lately... I know, I know, it just, seems like from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I miss owning porn! (SCOFFS) Dude, who doesn't?
I miss owning porn! (SCOFFS) Dude, who doesn't? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I need that phone back! You'll get this back at the end of class.
I need that phone back! You'll get this back at the end of class. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I need you to roll with it, okay? Wow.
I need you to roll with it, okay? Wow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I never leave home without it. That's how I feel about Janice here.
I never leave home without it. That's how I feel about Janice here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I quit. What? No. You... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I really don't. Sex. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I really hate parades. Okay.
I really hate parades. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I said "almost"! Well, all right.
I said "almost"! Well, all right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I saw a couple up front that were nice. By the window?
I saw a couple up front that were nice. By the window? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I should get back to my room. Your room?
I should get back to my room. Your room? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I should go help Robin. Okay.
I should go help Robin. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I still don't believe it. I told you.
I still don't believe it. I told you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think he's not cool with me moving in. No, that's not it.
I think he's not cool with me moving in. No, that's not it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think I'm ready. You sure?
I think I'm ready. You sure? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think it should be all rise. Yes. Moby.
I think it should be all rise. Yes. Moby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I think she... Trick question. No thinking!
I think she... Trick question. No thinking! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I told you he would. BILSON: We are gonna have a hoot.
I told you he would. BILSON: We are gonna have a hoot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I totally could have taken that kid. Yeah, and I totally had your back, so...
I totally could have taken that kid. Yeah, and I totally had your back, so... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I want this apartment! Well, I want it, too.
I want this apartment! Well, I want it, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I was gonna... I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I wish we could hold on to it forever. No.
I wish we could hold on to it forever. No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I wish we were ninjas. I know.
I wish we were ninjas. I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I wish you could stay. I know. Me, too.
I wish you could stay. I know. Me, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll get another bottle. Okay.
I'll get another bottle. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'll go with you. Really?
I'll go with you. Really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm a cute architect. How do you think I feel?
I'm a cute architect. How do you think I feel? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm a happy ending. (CHUCKLES) Happy ending?
I'm a happy ending. (CHUCKLES) Happy ending? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm a parrot. You sure are.
I'm a parrot. You sure are. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm calling her now. No, Ted.
I'm calling her now. No, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm going down to that bakery. No, no, don't do it.
I'm going down to that bakery. No, no, don't do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm gonna miss you so much. I'm gonna miss you, too.
I'm gonna miss you so much. I'm gonna miss you, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm just gonna ignore that. Thank you.
I'm just gonna ignore that. Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm kidding. I'm serious. I can't go to Paris. I'm going camping.
I'm kidding. I'm serious. I can't go to Paris. I'm going camping. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm Lily. I'm Mary. Nice to meet you.
I'm Lily. I'm Mary. Nice to meet you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, too.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry about Barney. No, I'm having a great time.
I'm sorry about Barney. No, I'm having a great time. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry! I assumed you had other plans. They played some good songs tonight.
I'm sorry! I assumed you had other plans. They played some good songs tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sorry. I... Oh, no. I understand. It's fine. Yeah.
I'm sorry. I... Oh, no. I understand. It's fine. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm sort of professing my love here. Sure.
I'm sort of professing my love here. Sure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm staying. Fine. Fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
I'm thinking floor sex. Sounds reasonable.
I'm thinking floor sex. Sounds reasonable. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
in a sea full of lesbians. Okay, Ted, Ted.
in a sea full of lesbians. Okay, Ted, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
In California? I was never gonna take it.
In California? I was never gonna take it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
in the middle of the night? Don't worry, I slept through it.
in the middle of the night? Don't worry, I slept through it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is he... He's off trying to make you jealous.
Is he... He's off trying to make you jealous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is it gonna be weird? No, it's not gonna be weird at all.
Is it gonna be weird? No, it's not gonna be weird at all. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is Kelly here? Yeah, she's around somewhere.
Is Kelly here? Yeah, she's around somewhere. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is she okay? I'm serious, call 911.
Is she okay? I'm serious, call 911. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is that allowed? Yes, it's encouraged.
Is that allowed? Yes, it's encouraged. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is that Robin? So, who's the girl in the bedroom?
Is that Robin? So, who's the girl in the bedroom? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is that who I think it is? Yep, It's Sandy Rivers,
Is that who I think it is? Yep, It's Sandy Rivers, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is that your water? May I? Yeah, go ahead.
Is that your water? May I? Yeah, go ahead. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Is this gonna work? Yeah.
Is this gonna work? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It can't be helped. Oh, yes, it can.
It can't be helped. Oh, yes, it can. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It means you can't enjoy anything. The hell I can't. I'm enjoying this.
It means you can't enjoy anything. The hell I can't. I'm enjoying this. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It was like this when I found it. And how will you be paying for this?
It was like this when I found it. And how will you be paying for this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It'll be too weird. Fine.
It'll be too weird. Fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's a beverage. Yeah, well...
It's a beverage. Yeah, well... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's Claudia. So it begins.
It's Claudia. So it begins. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's gonna be at least three years. It could be sooner.
It's gonna be at least three years. It could be sooner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's gonna lead to an argument. So, no. That's real healthy.
It's gonna lead to an argument. So, no. That's real healthy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's just one dance. God! What?
It's just one dance. God! What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's kind of an emergency. What are you doing in Dutchess County?
It's kind of an emergency. What are you doing in Dutchess County? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's not your fault. Yeah, it is.
It's not your fault. Yeah, it is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's pronounced Puh kaj. Get out of here!
It's pronounced Puh kaj. Get out of here! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's Robin. (WHISPERING) Answer it.
It's Robin. (WHISPERING) Answer it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's uncanny. All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
It's working. I'm definitely getting psyched.
It's working. I'm definitely getting psyched. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
juice. Yes, we'll juice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just horrible. It's bad. It's really bad.
Just horrible. It's bad. It's really bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just one dance, huh? Okay, seriously.
Just one dance, huh? Okay, seriously. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just wear another one. I don't have another one.
Just wear another one. I don't have another one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Just wear another one. I don't have another one.
Just wear another one. I don't have another one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Kahlúa and... Kahlúa and root beer.
Kahlúa and... Kahlúa and root beer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Keep the change. Thanks. Thanks.
Keep the change. Thanks. Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Kelly, who supposedly I'm gonna love. Oh, you are gonna love Kelly.
Kelly, who supposedly I'm gonna love. Oh, you are gonna love Kelly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Kelly, who supposedly I'm gonna love. Oh, you are gonna love Kelly.
Kelly, who supposedly I'm gonna love. Oh, you are gonna love Kelly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
KIDS: No. No, no. I know what you want.
KIDS: No. No, no. I know what you want. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Kind of like Barney? Kind of.
Kind of like Barney? Kind of. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let me guess. It's somewhere far away. San Francisco.
Let me guess. It's somewhere far away. San Francisco. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let that guy deal with it. Totally.
Let that guy deal with it. Totally. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's bail. No, Barney, come on. I'm having fun.
Let's bail. No, Barney, come on. I'm having fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's do this! Yes! Let's!
Let's do this! Yes! Let's! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's drink many beers. Agreed.
Let's drink many beers. Agreed. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's go get a snack. I love to snack.
Let's go get a snack. I love to snack. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's go get some dinner. I know just the place.
Let's go get some dinner. I know just the place. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's just focus on your target. Right.
Let's just focus on your target. Right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's ride. Bring it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Let's start drinking. (CHUCKLING) Not so fast.
Let's start drinking. (CHUCKLING) Not so fast. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lf I caused this in any way... Ted, for all I know you did me
Lf I caused this in any way... Ted, for all I know you did me from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lf she's a nurse... Wow. We get it.
Lf she's a nurse... Wow. We get it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Like you need two rooms. We might be starting a family soon.
Like you need two rooms. We might be starting a family soon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily, there's a problem... Wait, no. Thing number two,
Lily, there's a problem... Wait, no. Thing number two, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily! Yes. You know me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Lily's phone. Ted? Where's Lily?
Lily's phone. Ted? Where's Lily? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Listen, Don, Ray, can't we all... Hey!
Listen, Don, Ray, can't we all... Hey! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Listen... Wait, two things. First of all,
Listen... Wait, two things. First of all, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look how happy she is. Yeah.
Look how happy she is. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, I shouldn't go. You should definitely go.
Look, I shouldn't go. You should definitely go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Look, let's not get carried away
Look, let's not get carried away from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Loves them. Oh, good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Magic. Yeah! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Makes great coffee, right? Yeah, definitely.
Makes great coffee, right? Yeah, definitely. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
MAN: Hey! Sorry, Mr. Matson!
MAN: Hey! Sorry, Mr. Matson! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
MAN: We're on in five, four... It'd be fun.
MAN: We're on in five, four... It'd be fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall ran away from a cockroach. It was a mouse.
Marshall ran away from a cockroach. It was a mouse. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall said what? No, no, no...
Marshall said what? No, no, no... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall, come on. Hey. She's the one who rolled a three.
Marshall, come on. Hey. She's the one who rolled a three. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
MARSHALL: Roll. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall. Hey. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall... 'Cause if you can't promise me that,
Marshall... 'Cause if you can't promise me that, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marshall's mom sent us cookies. Lily, no! No, Lily!
Marshall's mom sent us cookies. Lily, no! No, Lily! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Marybeth? Oh, she works in my office.
Marybeth? Oh, she works in my office. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Miss. Of course. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mmm. Mmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Moby. The recording artist, Moby. No.
Moby. The recording artist, Moby. No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Monday, September the... Ted.
Monday, September the... Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Morning. Hey, guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Mr. Eriksen, Mr. Stinson is no longer... I get it. Thank you, Tracy.
Mr. Eriksen, Mr. Stinson is no longer... I get it. Thank you, Tracy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Must be tough. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
My dawg! My dawg! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Natalya. Oh, friendly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Need a ride, cowboy? Sorry. I don't get in vans with strangers.
Need a ride, cowboy? Sorry. I don't get in vans with strangers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Neither have I. Of course, I cheat. Oh, yeah. Me, too.
Neither have I. Of course, I cheat. Oh, yeah. Me, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Never. What else? She loves lasagna.
Never. What else? She loves lasagna. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
New pajama bottoms? You know it.
New pajama bottoms? You know it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nice tie. Steak sauce. Oh, steak sauce. For true, though.
Nice tie. Steak sauce. Oh, steak sauce. For true, though. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nice to meet you, Ted. Hi, Mary.
Nice to meet you, Ted. Hi, Mary. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nice try, buddy. Good hustle out there.
Nice try, buddy. Good hustle out there. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nice. What? How? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No idea what you're talking about. No idea what you're talking about.
No idea what you're talking about. No idea what you're talking about. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No way. Please. I bet it doesn't look that bad.
No way. Please. I bet it doesn't look that bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No way. That's totally Moby. That's awesome.
No way. That's totally Moby. That's awesome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, no, no. Not in a million years.
No, no, no. Not in a million years. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, she didn't. Yeah. Yeah, she did.
No, she didn't. Yeah. Yeah, she did. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, we are not! Yes, we are!
No, we are not! Yes, we are! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, you won't! Yes, I will!
No, you won't! Yes, I will! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No, you won't. I won't? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No! Relax, man. I'll take the Fiero.
No! Relax, man. I'll take the Fiero. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No? I've read extensively on the subject.
No? I've read extensively on the subject. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. Oh, come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. That's ludicrous. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. You sure? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. No, come on! Yes! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
No. Stay. Come on. Come on.
No. Stay. Come on. Come on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Noon? Noon. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Nope. Sworn to secrecy. Oh, come on.
Nope. Sworn to secrecy. Oh, come on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
nor good at boxing. I'm ready to be proven wrong.
nor good at boxing. I'm ready to be proven wrong. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Not shy about your looks, are you? No.
Not shy about your looks, are you? No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now damn it, we're gonna party. All right. One beer.
Now damn it, we're gonna party. All right. One beer. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Now, it's time to counterstrike. Yeah, well, what am I supposed to do?
Now, it's time to counterstrike. Yeah, well, what am I supposed to do? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Of course I'm still getting married. But we're a 9.6.
Of course I'm still getting married. But we're a 9.6. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh yeah! Look at us, riding around in a limo,
Oh yeah! Look at us, riding around in a limo, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, and she's totally hot. Okay.
Oh, and she's totally hot. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, boo freaking hoo. What?
Oh, boo freaking hoo. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, boo freaking hoo. What?
Oh, boo freaking hoo. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, congratulations. Congratulations, yourself.
Oh, congratulations. Congratulations, yourself. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, damn it! It's all right.
Oh, damn it! It's all right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, dude, not now! What? She needs to get psyched!
Oh, dude, not now! What? She needs to get psyched! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, excellent. We'll take this one. This one.
Oh, excellent. We'll take this one. This one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, God! It got me as well.
Oh, God! It got me as well. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, hey, dude. Hey, guys.
Oh, hey, dude. Hey, guys. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, I don't know, guys. Okay, okay.
Oh, I don't know, guys. Okay, okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, jeez, Barney, don't do this. I have to. It's my birthday present to Ted.
Oh, jeez, Barney, don't do this. I have to. It's my birthday present to Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, more interesting. Whoa.
Oh, more interesting. Whoa. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God! Holy crap buckets, we got it.
Oh, my God! Holy crap buckets, we got it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God! What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God! Wow, wow, wow!
Oh, my God! Wow, wow, wow! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God! It's real! No, is it? Do something!
Oh, my God! It's real! No, is it? Do something! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God. I know, I'm still shaking.
Oh, my God. I know, I'm still shaking. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, my God. SHANNON; Oh, Barney, oh,
Oh, my God. SHANNON; Oh, Barney, oh, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, no way, you are the coolest. No. No, you are.
Oh, no way, you are the coolest. No. No, you are. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, no, Ted! Your blazer. What? What? What?
Oh, no, Ted! Your blazer. What? What? What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, no, Ted! Your blazer. What? What? What?
Oh, no, Ted! Your blazer. What? What? What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, no. So, Barney, who's your new friend?
Oh, no. So, Barney, who's your new friend? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, screw those guys. We're adorable. I know.
Oh, screw those guys. We're adorable. I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, Ted, I'm so sorry. Yeah, it was a long shot.
Oh, Ted, I'm so sorry. Yeah, it was a long shot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, thank God, you're here. What is going on?
Oh, thank God, you're here. What is going on? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, thank you. I'm starving.
Oh, thank you. I'm starving. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, that was awesome. I know.
Oh, that was awesome. I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, this kind of sucks. Okay, nobody get down.
Oh, this kind of sucks. Okay, nobody get down. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, totally. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, well, my word. Oh, hey. Well, you're friendly.
Oh, well, my word. Oh, hey. Well, you're friendly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, what firm? Douglas, O'Halloran and Stamp.
Oh, what firm? Douglas, O'Halloran and Stamp. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yes, you do. Attractive, college educated.
Oh, yes, you do. Attractive, college educated. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Oh, yes! Word up! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, bye. Crap. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I'll go with you. No, baby.
Okay, I'll go with you. No, baby. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I'll meet you at party number three. But... Come on. Moby's party.
Okay, I'll meet you at party number three. But... Come on. Moby's party. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, I'm in. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, Ted, let's go. Not you. You stay.
Okay, Ted, let's go. Not you. You stay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, that's it. You and me. You think you can take me? Come on!
Okay, that's it. You and me. You think you can take me? Come on! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay, Victoria's Secret party, right now. Nope.
Okay, Victoria's Secret party, right now. Nope. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay? Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. But we can't kiss. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. How'd you get in here?
Okay. How'd you get in here? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. Okay, bye. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Okay. See you then. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Only when I'm drunk. Good boy.
Only when I'm drunk. Good boy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or Kim Gordon from Sonic Youth. Any Kim from any cool band, really.
Or Kim Gordon from Sonic Youth. Any Kim from any cool band, really. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or maybe she goes by Vicky or Tori... Or Ictor.
Or maybe she goes by Vicky or Tori... Or Ictor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or New Year's Eve. Or the Super Bowl.
Or New Year's Eve. Or the Super Bowl. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or parades. The Rockettes.
Or parades. The Rockettes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or parades. You said that already.
Or parades. You said that already. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
or to actually have sex with? Yes.
or to actually have sex with? Yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or we could flip a coin. Yeah, let's flip a coin.
Or we could flip a coin. Yeah, let's flip a coin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Or we could just stay home. Maybe watch some TV?
Or we could just stay home. Maybe watch some TV? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Order in some Chinese. Szechwan Garden.
Order in some Chinese. Szechwan Garden. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Party number one! Party number one!
Party number one! Party number one! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Party number three! Party number three!
Party number three! Party number three! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Party number three! Yeah!
Party number three! Yeah! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Party number two, not so good. No, let's go back to party number one.
Party number two, not so good. No, let's go back to party number one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Pause! Why do you want me to pause?
Pause! Why do you want me to pause? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Pause. No, Lily, we cannot pause this anymore.
Pause. No, Lily, we cannot pause this anymore. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Pause. Pause. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Play it. Play it! Fine, fine.
Play it. Play it! Fine, fine. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Plugging in. Saving game.
Plugging in. Saving game. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Pretty good on your feet. Are you flirting with me?
Pretty good on your feet. Are you flirting with me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ranjit, Moby's party. Moby's party.
Ranjit, Moby's party. Moby's party. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ranjit, party number three. Party number three.
Ranjit, party number three. Party number three. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ranjit, party number two! Party number two!
Ranjit, party number two! Party number two! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ranjit, stop the car. Stopping the car.
Ranjit, stop the car. Stopping the car. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ranjit, take us to Gray's Papaya. Oh, yes, Ted, you rock.
Ranjit, take us to Gray's Papaya. Oh, yes, Ted, you rock. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ranjit! Drive! Where to? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ready to go? Hell, yeah from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ready to go? Hell, yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really sweet. Wow. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? Of course. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? Really. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? Yeah, he's out there somewhere.
Really? Yeah, he's out there somewhere. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? It's three months away. I know.
Really? It's three months away. I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? That would be great. VICTORIA: Yeah.
Really? That would be great. VICTORIA: Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? That's the nickname now? Yeah, the Barnacle.
Really? That's the nickname now? Yeah, the Barnacle. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Really? You? BARNEY: Absolutely.
Really? You? BARNEY: Absolutely. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right! This is crazy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right. Okay, okay. You want a second opinion?
Right. Okay, okay. You want a second opinion? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Right. Right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, are you tearing up? No.
Robin, are you tearing up? No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, are you tearing up? No.
Robin, are you tearing up? No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin, where's Sandy Rivers? I put him in a cab.
Robin, where's Sandy Rivers? I put him in a cab. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
ROBIN: Bye. Happy New Year.
ROBIN: Bye. Happy New Year. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
ROBIN: Oh, man, Ted, this is great. Okay, people, let's talk strategy.
ROBIN: Oh, man, Ted, this is great. Okay, people, let's talk strategy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin! What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin! What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin's bringing a date. Oh. Okay, that's not weird.
Robin's bringing a date. Oh. Okay, that's not weird. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Robin's bringing a date. That's gonna be really weird.
Robin's bringing a date. That's gonna be really weird. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Rough night? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sandy, Robin? Thanks, Lou.
Sandy, Robin? Thanks, Lou. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sandy, Robin? Thanks, Lou.
Sandy, Robin? Thanks, Lou. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Say you're my bitch. I'm your bitch.
Say you're my bitch. I'm your bitch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Seriously, what is it that you do? Please.
Seriously, what is it that you do? Please. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Shall we? Sure. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Shannon, there is no... Barney.
Shannon, there is no... Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She likes me? Yes, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She never showed? So what happened next?
She never showed? So what happened next? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She'll be happy. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
She's gonna dump me! She's not gonna break up with you, Ted.
She's gonna dump me! She's not gonna break up with you, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Should we move to the bedroom? There's no time for that.
Should we move to the bedroom? There's no time for that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sidebar. Moby, switch up, will you?
Sidebar. Moby, switch up, will you? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Since when? Since like an hour ago.
Since when? Since like an hour ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sit. Hey, so, now that I'm working here,
Sit. Hey, so, now that I'm working here, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sleep with a prostitute? No, lose your virginity. What up!
Sleep with a prostitute? No, lose your virginity. What up! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Slow. Bye, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So are you just like starving? Totally.
So are you just like starving? Totally. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So do it. I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So field hockey, huh? Shut up.
So field hockey, huh? Shut up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So get an escort. By escort, you mean prostitute?
So get an escort. By escort, you mean prostitute? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So I should keep looking? Of course you should.
So I should keep looking? Of course you should. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So I'll be off the market. What?
So I'll be off the market. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
so if we could just avoid the... Well, well, well, how rich.
so if we could just avoid the... Well, well, well, how rich. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So now I'm on the list for tonight. Nice going, Scherbatsky.
So now I'm on the list for tonight. Nice going, Scherbatsky. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So she's not... No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So that's what you decided? Well, no.
So that's what you decided? Well, no. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, are you two... Starting a bunch of office rumors?
So, are you two... Starting a bunch of office rumors? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, did you get a good look at it? Yeah.
So, did you get a good look at it? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, how was your first prom? You tell me.
So, how was your first prom? You tell me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, I got you a date for the evening. You got me a hooker.
So, I got you a date for the evening. You got me a hooker. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, Mary, what do you do for a living? She's a paralegal.
So, Mary, what do you do for a living? She's a paralegal. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, should we pop it in? Give it to me.
So, should we pop it in? Give it to me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, wait, you and he aren't... I don't date people I work with.
So, wait, you and he aren't... I don't date people I work with. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what, we ready for tonight? Yeah.
So, what, we ready for tonight? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what, you actually like this guy now? I don't know.
So, what, you actually like this guy now? I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, what's he PMS ing about? I don't know.
So, what's he PMS ing about? I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, where are you from, Natalya? She... Who knows?
So, where are you from, Natalya? She... Who knows? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, where's Thurston Howell taking you? A charity dinner.
So, where's Thurston Howell taking you? A charity dinner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, where's Thurston Howell taking you? A charity dinner.
So, where's Thurston Howell taking you? A charity dinner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So, your name is Tony? No.
So, your name is Tony? No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So? So, guess what I did to that sandwich?
So? So, guess what I did to that sandwich? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
So? So, she's gonna dump me.
So? So, she's gonna dump me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sold. Great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry, Lily. Sorry, Lily.
Sorry, Lily. Sorry, Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry. It's okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sorry. Oh, very nice, Lily.
Sorry. Oh, very nice, Lily. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sort of on a date with her. What?
Sort of on a date with her. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Stay. Come on. I'm sorry. I don't wanna talk about it.
Stay. Come on. I'm sorry. I don't wanna talk about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Steak sauce? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Steak sauce. Steak sauce, dude.
Steak sauce. Steak sauce, dude. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Still. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Sure you don't want one? How many of those have you eaten?
Sure you don't want one? How many of those have you eaten? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Taking off for the night. Thanks, Tracy.
Taking off for the night. Thanks, Tracy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, it's a mistake! Maybe.
Ted, it's a mistake! Maybe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, just calm down. Calm down?
Ted, just calm down. Calm down? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, this is so... I know.
Ted, this is so... I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, what does your Mom always say? Nothing good ever...
Ted, what does your Mom always say? Nothing good ever... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted, what other Germany would it be? The one in Epcot?
Ted, what other Germany would it be? The one in Epcot? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
TED; That was you? Awesome! I know!
TED; That was you? Awesome! I know! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted? Hey, Claudia! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted? Oh, no! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted? Yeah. Hi, I'm here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted. It could happen! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted. Sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ted's still coming to this thing, right? Yep.
Ted's still coming to this thing, right? Yep. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Ten seconds! Suck it, losers!
Ten seconds! Suck it, losers! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thank you. I'm really sorry I asked you out.
Thank you. I'm really sorry I asked you out. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks, I'll see you. Bye.
Thanks, I'll see you. Bye. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Thanks. That's so cool. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That hurt! So badly! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That is a lie. It is not a lie.
That is a lie. It is not a lie. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That is great. Nice. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That was my cousin Leslie. What?
That was my cousin Leslie. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That was my cousin Leslie. What?
That was my cousin Leslie. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That was not funny. Not funny, dude.
That was not funny. Not funny, dude. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That would have been bad. Horrible.
That would have been bad. Horrible. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's a real law firm. I know.
That's a real law firm. I know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's brilliant. Mmm. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's not hard. I know at least... I'm not done.
That's not hard. I know at least... I'm not done. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's only two. Count again.
That's only two. Count again. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's pretty hard to walk away from. Well, I don't know.
That's pretty hard to walk away from. Well, I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
That's too bad. Tell me about it.
That's too bad. Tell me about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
the almost four way. You never had a four way.
the almost four way. You never had a four way. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The Barnacle? That's it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The penguins? On the wall.
The penguins? On the wall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
The slipping in horse poop story? Yeah, we all know that one.
The slipping in horse poop story? Yeah, we all know that one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Then we'll get our teeth cleaned. Sounds awful. It's a date.
Then we'll get our teeth cleaned. Sounds awful. It's a date. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's always a guy. Okay. All right. I, uh...
There's always a guy. Okay. All right. I, uh... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's not enough money in the world. Oh, thank God.
There's not enough money in the world. Oh, thank God. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
There's one for awesomeness? Yeah. I had it made.
There's one for awesomeness? Yeah. I had it made. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
They're edging you out. That's crazy.
They're edging you out. That's crazy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Think there's still one left. Dibs.
Think there's still one left. Dibs. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This cheeseburger is so... Good.
This cheeseburger is so... Good. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This is my apartment. Not anymore.
This is my apartment. Not anymore. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This isn't gonna work. Yeah. I know that.
This isn't gonna work. Yeah. I know that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This isn't the moves? What, you... You think this is the moves?
This isn't the moves? What, you... You think this is the moves? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This place seems great. Yeah.
This place seems great. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
This wrong guy, is he a huge jackass? Absolutely.
This wrong guy, is he a huge jackass? Absolutely. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Tonight? Tonight! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Too bad you'll never find out. Damn it!
Too bad you'll never find out. Damn it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Too bad. I got candy. Candy?
Too bad. I got candy. Candy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Totally. Call me tomorrow. Okay.
Totally. Call me tomorrow. Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Um, Sandy, do you want to get a cab? Sure. Let's go.
Um, Sandy, do you want to get a cab? Sure. Let's go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Unbelievable. Yes, it is.
Unbelievable. Yes, it is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Unless... No, no unless. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Unpause? Unpause. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Unpause? Unpause. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Van Smoot is available. Oh, my God.
Van Smoot is available. Oh, my God. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Very nice. Yeah? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Victoria, I know this must be... Yeah. It kind of is.
Victoria, I know this must be... Yeah. It kind of is. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Violent Femmes. I love this song. Me, too.
Violent Femmes. I love this song. Me, too. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait here, I should go talk to the band. All right.
Wait here, I should go talk to the band. All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, baby, what are you doing? No, I'm going home.
Wait, baby, what are you doing? No, I'm going home. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, really? Happy New Year, Ted.
Wait, really? Happy New Year, Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, so we're sharing the leg? No, the leg is a metaphor.
Wait, so we're sharing the leg? No, the leg is a metaphor. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, you were with someone last night? Yeah, Trudy. She's cool.
Wait, you were with someone last night? Yeah, Trudy. She's cool. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait, you're kidding, right? No.
Wait, you're kidding, right? No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wait. Germany, Europe? It's for two years.
Wait. Germany, Europe? It's for two years. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wake her up and say what? Daddy's home.
Wake her up and say what? Daddy's home. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wanna... No! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Was it... It was your girlfriend.
Was it... It was your girlfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Was it... It was your girlfriend.
Was it... It was your girlfriend. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We already have a caterer. Oh, right. You're getting married.
We already have a caterer. Oh, right. You're getting married. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We both know it. Excuse me?
We both know it. Excuse me? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We can beat the odds. Odds, schmodds.
We can beat the odds. Odds, schmodds. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We can do this. We can do this. Let's just hold hands.
We can do this. We can do this. Let's just hold hands. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
we can still have a fighting chance. Let's do it.
we can still have a fighting chance. Let's do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We got to go. See you. Bye, have fun.
We got to go. See you. Bye, have fun. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We gotta go. What's that? "Interesting theory, Barney,
We gotta go. What's that? "Interesting theory, Barney, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We just snuck in the back. You just... Are you serious?
We just snuck in the back. You just... Are you serious? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We saw something, up in the apartment. Something bad.
We saw something, up in the apartment. Something bad. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We should have sex. What?
We should have sex. What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We still have firsts. Of course we do.
We still have firsts. Of course we do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We'll find each other. I know we will.
We'll find each other. I know we will. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're gonna own the office. Steak sauce.
We're gonna own the office. Steak sauce. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're in! Thank you, We're going to take a break,
We're in! Thank you, We're going to take a break, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're not indoors. We're in a van. Vans have doors. Let me see your hair.
We're not indoors. We're in a van. Vans have doors. Let me see your hair. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're not really doing shots, are we? I hope not.
We're not really doing shots, are we? I hope not. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
We're still friends. We're... Are we?
We're still friends. We're... Are we? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wedding goggles. Exactly.
Wedding goggles. Exactly. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well said. Cheers. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, at least we get free champagne. And cake.
Well, at least we get free champagne. And cake. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, go ahead, we'll wait. Great.
Well, go ahead, we'll wait. Great. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, here's hoping he cheats on you. Yeah, but only like second base.
Well, here's hoping he cheats on you. Yeah, but only like second base. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I didn't need it, but thanks. Yeah, you did, and you're welcome.
Well, I didn't need it, but thanks. Yeah, you did, and you're welcome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I should go get dressed. Where you going, buddy, hot date?
Well, I should go get dressed. Where you going, buddy, hot date? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I thought that thing was canceled. Well, it's back on.
Well, I thought that thing was canceled. Well, it's back on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I'm going home. No!
Well, I'm going home. No! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, I'm not. A little bi maybe?
Well, I'm not. A little bi maybe? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, thank you. You're welcome.
Well, thank you. You're welcome. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, that you can't do. You wanna bet?
Well, that you can't do. You wanna bet? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, then why are you doing it? Because I love her.
Well, then why are you doing it? Because I love her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, what makes them jerks? Forget it. I don't want to talk about it.
Well, what makes them jerks? Forget it. I don't want to talk about it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, what's perfect? Well, it's not like I have a list.
Well, what's perfect? Well, it's not like I have a list. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well, you have farted in front of me. Yes, but I always cover it with a cough.
Well, you have farted in front of me. Yes, but I always cover it with a cough. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well... No, Barney. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Well... What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Were you going to think of that? No.
Were you going to think of that? No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What about Lily? Call her.
What about Lily? Call her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What am I gonna do? Come live with us.
What am I gonna do? Come live with us. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What are you doing here? Just listen.
What are you doing here? Just listen. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What are you saying? I'm saying, I'm here, you're here.
What are you saying? I'm saying, I'm here, you're here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What are you talking about? And why is that girl checking you out?
What are you talking about? And why is that girl checking you out? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What are you talking about? You've had a terrible fall.
What are you talking about? You've had a terrible fall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do we do with it? Calm down, I have a plan.
What do we do with it? Calm down, I have a plan. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do you do? Please. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do you mean? Lily, here's what you just said,
What do you mean? Lily, here's what you just said, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do you mean? Well, Joe asked me
What do you mean? Well, Joe asked me from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do you say? Yes. No. I don't know.
What do you say? Yes. No. I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What do you think? Steak sauce.
What do you think? Steak sauce. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What is her name? Sharon? Shannon? Shannon?
What is her name? Sharon? Shannon? Shannon? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What is it? I have to pee.
What is it? I have to pee. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What is this, opposite day or something? No.
What is this, opposite day or something? No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What the hell happened to my jacket? Whoa.
What the hell happened to my jacket? Whoa. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What the hell happened to these two? Marshall and I are just growing up.
What the hell happened to these two? Marshall and I are just growing up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What the hell? That wasn't me.
What the hell? That wasn't me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What the hell? What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What time is the interview? 9:00 a.m.
What time is the interview? 9:00 a.m. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
what would that make me? A prostitute.
what would that make me? A prostitute. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What, like, buy a new sofa? Bigger.
What, like, buy a new sofa? Bigger. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? Are you crazy? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? Barney paid for her.
What? Barney paid for her. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? Drink. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? Dude! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? I'm sorry, dude, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? It's a big secret. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? It's empty. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? Marshall, Lily's a catch.
What? Marshall, Lily's a catch. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? My boat is sinking!
What? My boat is sinking! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot.
What? Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? That's all, Vampire Lou. Nicely done.
What? That's all, Vampire Lou. Nicely done. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? They're jerks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? You know something?
What? You know something? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? You like Ted! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? You said what. You gotta drink.
What? You said what. You gotta drink. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? You're a wonder. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? No! No, you can't, Lily!
What? No! No, you can't, Lily! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What? Where? Party number three.
What? Where? Party number three. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's going on? Try not to speak. Here, sit down.
What's going on? Try not to speak. Here, sit down. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's so funny? Plan a wedding. You'll see.
What's so funny? Plan a wedding. You'll see. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's that? Nothing. Give it!
What's that? Nothing. Give it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's this? My coffee maker. From my apartment.
What's this? My coffee maker. From my apartment. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
What's your secret? Science,
What's your secret? Science, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whatever. Cool. And what guy is this?
Whatever. Cool. And what guy is this? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When is this plane going to board? Sweet pea.
When is this plane going to board? Sweet pea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When was the last time you were there? Three months ago.
When was the last time you were there? Three months ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When? Sorry. Sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
When? Three month ago. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where are you going to buddy? Park Slope, Eighth and Eighth.
Where are you going to buddy? Park Slope, Eighth and Eighth. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where are you going? It's an elaborate costume.
Where are you going? It's an elaborate costume. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where do you wanna hang it? I don't know.
Where do you wanna hang it? I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where? Right here! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where? I don't see any... Marshall, sidebar.
Where? I don't see any... Marshall, sidebar. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Where's Mike? He's meeting me here.
Where's Mike? He's meeting me here. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who are you calling? Robin.
Who are you calling? Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who does that? Nobody does that.
Who does that? Nobody does that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who gets to be a VIP and who doesn't. Can we come?
Who gets to be a VIP and who doesn't. Can we come? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who had sex for money? Nobody.
Who had sex for money? Nobody. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who is she? I don't know.
Who is she? I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who is she? I have no idea.
Who is she? I have no idea. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who? Future Ted and Future Marshall.
Who? Future Ted and Future Marshall. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Who? The 88. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
who's gonna get the apartment? That's a tough one.
who's gonna get the apartment? That's a tough one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whoa, this place is loud. You think?
Whoa, this place is loud. You think? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whoa, you're up early. Yeah, thought I'd whip up some pancakes.
Whoa, you're up early. Yeah, thought I'd whip up some pancakes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whoa, you're up early. Yeah, thought I'd whip up some pancakes.
Whoa, you're up early. Yeah, thought I'd whip up some pancakes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whoa! Whoa! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Whose number is that? I don't know.
Whose number is that? I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why aren't you inside? I'm calling the owner.
Why aren't you inside? I'm calling the owner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why did we think that guy was Moby? I don't know.
Why did we think that guy was Moby? I don't know. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why didn't you check plus... I did check plus one.
Why didn't you check plus... I did check plus one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why does he even ask? I know, he's just gonna tell us anyway.
Why does he even ask? I know, he's just gonna tell us anyway. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why not? Because gross? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why not? Because you're scaring the hell out of me.
Why not? Because you're scaring the hell out of me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why the hell should I help you? Come on.
Why the hell should I help you? Come on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why would you do that? I did it to prove a point.
Why would you do that? I did it to prove a point. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why would you do that? Who knows?
Why would you do that? Who knows? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why would you do that? Who knows?
Why would you do that? Who knows? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Why? Why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
without the package? The package?
without the package? The package? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, so they're... Uh huh.
Wow, so they're... Uh huh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, that was a great story, Dad. SON: We're gonna go watch TV.
Wow, that was a great story, Dad. SON: We're gonna go watch TV. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow, that was really specific. Show me you're psyched!
Wow, that was really specific. Show me you're psyched! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow! That's what I was going for.
Wow! That's what I was going for. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. We better get going. Yeah.
Wow. We better get going. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Wow. You're friendly. Big fan.
Wow. You're friendly. Big fan. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, $2,000 a plate. $1,500! Stop rounding up.
Yeah, $2,000 a plate. $1,500! Stop rounding up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, do you need a drink or something? No. We never really clicked.
Yeah, do you need a drink or something? No. We never really clicked. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, it won't be weird. Thank you.
Yeah, it won't be weird. Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, it's probably a good idea. Let's go.
Yeah, it's probably a good idea. Let's go. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, right. I did! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, she's not usually like that. No.
Yeah, she's not usually like that. No. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, she's still in town. Yeah.
Yeah, she's still in town. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, sure. Come on over. Thanks.
Yeah, sure. Come on over. Thanks. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, try five! What up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah, well... Here we go. All right.
Yeah, well... Here we go. All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah! Yeah! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah! Stay out as late as you want. Answer to no one.
Yeah! Stay out as late as you want. Answer to no one. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. 'Cause, you know, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. All right. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Are you still in touch with her?
Yeah. Are you still in touch with her? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Do you have a fiancé?
Yeah. Do you have a fiancé? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Yeah? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. Yes! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yeah. No, they won't. Why not?
Yeah. No, they won't. Why not? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, please, please. Do it, do it.
Yes, please, please. Do it, do it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, what? Yes, let's go get dinner.
Yes, what? Yes, let's go get dinner. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, you did. Last night. Really?
Yes, you did. Last night. Really? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes, you do. No, Ted, I don't.
Yes, you do. No, Ted, I don't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes! My man! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes! Yes! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes! Yes! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes! Yes! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes. Are you a lesbian? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Yes. We're signing up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You are so dead. Oh, I'm so dead.
You are so dead. Oh, I'm so dead. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You called me, Who's this? It's Ted.
You called me, Who's this? It's Ted. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You can never tell Marshall. I won't.
You can never tell Marshall. I won't. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You can only go forward. False.
You can only go forward. False. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You don't have to answer that. It's okay.
You don't have to answer that. It's okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You don't mess with a honeymoon. Yeah, come on, dude.
You don't mess with a honeymoon. Yeah, come on, dude. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You don't need two rooms. Heads or tails, Marshall?
You don't need two rooms. Heads or tails, Marshall? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You got me. You are good. Yeah.
You got me. You are good. Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You gotta go with some Black Sabbath. Oh.
You gotta go with some Black Sabbath. Oh. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You guys wanna come? Yeah, we'd love to.
You guys wanna come? Yeah, we'd love to. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You have a boat? Yes, I bought a boat last year
You have a boat? Yes, I bought a boat last year from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You have feelings for Ted? Maybe.
You have feelings for Ted? Maybe. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You just made that up. Withdrawn.
You just made that up. Withdrawn. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You just made that up. Withdrawn.
You just made that up. Withdrawn. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
you just met a few months ago? Don't you think it's a little impulsive
you just met a few months ago? Don't you think it's a little impulsive from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You just saved my life, didn't you? Thank me later.
You just saved my life, didn't you? Thank me later. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You know what, if I had tried... Okay, wait, wait, wait!
You know what, if I had tried... Okay, wait, wait, wait! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You look nice. Oh, Ted, this is Sandy.
You look nice. Oh, Ted, this is Sandy. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You looked at my file? I had to. You're my only match
You looked at my file? I had to. You're my only match from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You must think I'm so stupid. I don't think you're stupid.
You must think I'm so stupid. I don't think you're stupid. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You okay? Oh, yeah. Sorry.
You okay? Oh, yeah. Sorry. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You okay? Sure. Why? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You promise. Promise. All right, I promise.
You promise. Promise. All right, I promise. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You really think that's true? Oh, yeah.
You really think that's true? Oh, yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You sure about this, Ted? Yeah.
You sure about this, Ted? Yeah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You? Totally. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
you'd be cool with that, right? Sure, good luck with that.
you'd be cool with that, right? Sure, good luck with that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You'd have me. We've only been dating two months.
You'd have me. We've only been dating two months. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're adults. Okay, bye.
You're adults. Okay, bye. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're answering it? He's answering it! No! Do her! Do her now!
You're answering it? He's answering it! No! Do her! Do her now! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're calling Robin. I'm calling Robin.
You're calling Robin. I'm calling Robin. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're crazy. Right. Come on.
You're crazy. Right. Come on. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're going? Yes. I have to.
You're going? Yes. I have to. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're gonna wanna bring your "A" game. I'll bring it.
You're gonna wanna bring your "A" game. I'll bring it. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're leaving? There. I quit my job.
You're leaving? There. I quit my job. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're messing with me, right? Come see for yourself.
You're messing with me, right? Come see for yourself. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're not gonna do it at your wedding? Oh, yeah!
You're not gonna do it at your wedding? Oh, yeah! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
You're not Moby, are you? Who?
You're not Moby, are you? Who? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
Your costumes came? Our costumes... Yes.
Your costumes came? Our costumes... Yes. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
...about those phone calls last night. I have no idea!
...about those phone calls last night. I have no idea! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
...Brampton for "A Bicycle, Joy Ride or Deathtrap?"
...Brampton for "A Bicycle, Joy Ride or Deathtrap?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
...drink, drink, drink... ...drink, drink, drink...
...drink, drink, drink... ...drink, drink, drink... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
...drink, drink! ...drink, drink!
...drink, drink! ...drink, drink! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
...drink, drink. Drink! ...drink, drink. Drink!
...drink, drink. Drink! ...drink, drink. Drink! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
...have helped me realize that sometimes I can act like a crazy person.
...have helped me realize that sometimes I can act like a crazy person. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
...just tell me, instead of always undermining me at every turn.
...just tell me, instead of always undermining me at every turn. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
...someone will call me, and I will come get you.
...someone will call me, and I will come get you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
...try to show a little flexibility. But no. It's all about you.
...try to show a little flexibility. But no. It's all about you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
'Cause everyone's calling their loved ones. Everyone around the world.
'Cause everyone's calling their loved ones. Everyone around the world. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
'cause I'm getting married in 71 days,
'cause I'm getting married in 71 days, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
'cause I'm revoking your dude membership.
'cause I'm revoking your dude membership. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
'Cause it turns out we're not in high school.
'Cause it turns out we're not in high school. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
'cause we have to make a decision by Monday,
'cause we have to make a decision by Monday, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
'cause you guys are the cutest couple ever.
'cause you guys are the cutest couple ever. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
'Cause you know, Claudia said...
'Cause you know, Claudia said... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
'Twould think it would be Arby's.
'Twould think it would be Arby's. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"And I really need to talk to you tonight."
"And I really need to talk to you tonight." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"but I'll need some proof." Okay.
"but I'll need some proof." Okay. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"but it's basically awesome. So keep sending it down gullet alley."
"but it's basically awesome. So keep sending it down gullet alley." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"conditions were clear over Roswell, New Mexico."
"conditions were clear over Roswell, New Mexico." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Conformity. It's the one who's different that gets left out in the cold."
"Conformity. It's the one who's different that gets left out in the cold." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Crawl for it, bitches!" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Dear Marshmallow, good luck today. I love you! Lilypad."
"Dear Marshmallow, good luck today. I love you! Lilypad." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Did Ted eat the last pudding snack pack in the fridge?"
"Did Ted eat the last pudding snack pack in the fridge?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"don't go up there. There's a beautiful girl who wants to have sex with you."
"don't go up there. There's a beautiful girl who wants to have sex with you." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Girlfriend, we don't always get along, but that cake..."
"Girlfriend, we don't always get along, but that cake..." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Hardcore"? That's the only way I play.
"Hardcore"? That's the only way I play. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Have you ever cheated while in a relationship?"
"Have you ever cheated while in a relationship?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"he's pretty cool, but it's your job to make him awesome."
"he's pretty cool, but it's your job to make him awesome." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Hey, bro, I don't know what you're eating, 'cause I don't have any eyes,
"Hey, bro, I don't know what you're eating, 'cause I don't have any eyes, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Hey, Ted. Sorry I missed your call last night.
"Hey, Ted. Sorry I missed your call last night. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Hi, I'm Ted. If lost please call..."
"Hi, I'm Ted. If lost please call..." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"How many boyfriends did you have before you started dating Ted?"
"How many boyfriends did you have before you started dating Ted?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"I'll call you at 11:00. Victoria."
"I'll call you at 11:00. Victoria." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"I'll eat that moustache right off of your ugly French face."
"I'll eat that moustache right off of your ugly French face." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Karaoke" is Japanese for empty orchestra.
"Karaoke" is Japanese for empty orchestra. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Listen, I've been thinking and I really need to talk to you tonight.
"Listen, I've been thinking and I really need to talk to you tonight. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Mary is not really a prostitute."
"Mary is not really a prostitute." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Nothing good happens after 2.00 a.m."
"Nothing good happens after 2.00 a.m." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"On the night of July 2, 1947,
"On the night of July 2, 1947, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"P.S. If you've unfolded this note, your kiss already got out. Quick, catch it!"
"P.S. If you've unfolded this note, your kiss already got out. Quick, catch it!" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Pass me a towel. P.S. I have sex for money."
"Pass me a towel. P.S. I have sex for money." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Really? I couldn't imagine you cranky."
"Really? I couldn't imagine you cranky." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"So," she says, changing the subject, "Big date tonight."
"So," she says, changing the subject, "Big date tonight." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Ted, whatever you do, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Ted, you will bring no date to this wedding.
"Ted, you will bring no date to this wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Thanks for playing. See you never."
"Thanks for playing. See you never." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"This long distance thing sucks, huh?
"This long distance thing sucks, huh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"This long distance thing sucks, huh?
"This long distance thing sucks, huh? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Whatever happened to my hopes and my dreams?"
"Whatever happened to my hopes and my dreams?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"When suddenly, an array of..."
"When suddenly, an array of..." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"when you were grinding with..." No!
"when you were grinding with..." No! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"Why am I with Claudia? I could be with her."
"Why am I with Claudia? I could be with her." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"You know who likes juice? Ted."
"You know who likes juice? Ted." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"You stay away from Lily. Or, I swear to God,
"You stay away from Lily. Or, I swear to God, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
"You will hit on drunk bridesmaids with actual size Barney."
"You will hit on drunk bridesmaids with actual size Barney." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ALL CHEERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ALL CHEERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ALL CHEERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ALL CHEERING) Kiss, come on. Kiss! Kiss!
(ALL CHEERING) Kiss, come on. Kiss! Kiss! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ALL EXCLAIM) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN PANIC)
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN PANIC) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ALL EXCLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ALL LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ALL SCREAMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ALTERNA TIVE ROCKSONG PLAYING)
(ALTERNA TIVE ROCKSONG PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BAG THUDDING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BANGS PIANO KEYS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BARNEY AND LILY EXCLAIMING)
(BARNEY AND LILY EXCLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BARNEY LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BARNEY LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BARNEY YELLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BEEPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BEEPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BELCHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BILSON LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BIRDS CHIRPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BLEATING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BOTH EXCLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BOTH EXCLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BOTH EXCLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BOTH EXCLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BOTH GRUNTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BOTH GRUNTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BOTH LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BOTH MOANING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BOTH SCREAMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BOTH SHOUTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(BUZZING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CACKLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CELLPHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CHEERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CHILDREN LAUGHING MOCKINGLY)
(CHILDREN LAUGHING MOCKINGLY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CHUCKLES) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CHUCKLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CHUCKLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CHUCKLING) Whoah, whoah.
(CHUCKLING) Whoah, whoah. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CLANGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CLAUDIA GROANING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CLEARING THROAT) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CLEARING THROAT) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CLEARS THROAT) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CLEARS THROAT) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CLEARS THROAT) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CLEARS THROAT) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(COUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(CRYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(DANCE MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING)
(DANCE MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(DANGER ZONE PLAYING ON STEREO)
(DANGER ZONE PLAYING ON STEREO) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(DOGS BARKING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(DOOR OPENING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(DOOR SLAMMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(DRESS RIPPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMING) Happy prom, everybody. Going to prom.
(EXCLAIMING) Happy prom, everybody. Going to prom. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMS ADMITTEDLY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXCLAIMS) Don't you think we're a little past sushi at this point?
(EXCLAIMS) Don't you think we're a little past sushi at this point? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXHALES) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXHALES) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(EXHALES) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(FAST FORWARD) I told him he could bring a date to the wedding.
(FAST FORWARD) I told him he could bring a date to the wedding. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(FEIGNED COUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GAGS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GAGS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GASPING FRANTICALLY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GASPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GASPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GASPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GASPS IN DISGUST) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GASPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GASPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GASPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GASPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GIGGLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GIGGLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GIGGLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GIGGLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GROANING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GROANING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GROANING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GROANS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GROANS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GROANS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GROUP CHORUSING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GRUNTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GRUNTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GRUNTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GRUNTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GRUNTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GRUNTS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GRUNTS) Wakes you up in the morning.
(GRUNTS) Wakes you up in the morning. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(GUNS FIRING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(HOUSE MUSIC PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(IMITATES ECHO) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(IMITATES ECHO) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(IMITATES PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(IMITATING BUZZER SOUNDING)
(IMITATING BUZZER SOUNDING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(IMITATING TECHNO MUSIC) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) "I'm three months pregnant."
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) "I'm three months pregnant." from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, hello, governor. Oh, it's like that, innit? Cheerio.
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, hello, governor. Oh, it's like that, innit? Cheerio. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(IN FAST FORWARD) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE) What?
(IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE) What? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) Hello, American party friends of Barney's.
(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) Hello, American party friends of Barney's. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(INAUDIBLE) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING JUBILANTLY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) And you're just finding a band?
(LAUGHING) And you're just finding a band? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) It tickles! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) Okay, you want us to go over there, right now,
(LAUGHING) Okay, you want us to go over there, right now, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) Please. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHING) You're funny. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LAUGHS) Really? 'Cause he's totally vibing me right now.
(LAUGHS) Really? 'Cause he's totally vibing me right now. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LILY FEIGNING LAUGHTER) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LILY SCREAMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LILY SCREAMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(LOUD TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
(LOUD TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MAN SHUSHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MAN SINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MIMICKING GUITAR RIFF) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MIMICKING PARROT) Sad commentary.
(MIMICKING PARROT) Sad commentary. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MIMICKING PARROT) So, what do you think?
(MIMICKING PARROT) So, what do you think? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MIMICS WHIP CRACKING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MOANING IN SATISFACTION)
(MOANING IN SATISFACTION) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MOTHER OF PEARL PLAYING)
(MOTHER OF PEARL PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MOUSE SQUEAKING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MOUSE SQUEAKING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MOUSE SQUEAKING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MUMBLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MUSIC PLAYING ON CD PLA YER)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON CD PLA YER) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MUSIC PLAYING ON JUKEBOX)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON JUKEBOX) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MUSIC PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MUSIC PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MUSIC PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MUSIC RESTARTS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MUSIC STOPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MUSIC STOPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(MUTTERING ANGRILY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(NATALYA LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(NERVOUS CHUCKLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PEOPLE CHATTERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PEOPLE CHATTERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PEOPLE CHEERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PHONE RINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PLAYING GOOD FEELING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(PLAYING ROCKSONG) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(RANJIT SINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ROBIN CHA TTERING ON PHONE)
(ROBIN CHA TTERING ON PHONE) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ROBIN GIGGLES) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ROBIN LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SCOFFING) Lily? Who cares, right?
(SCOFFING) Lily? Who cares, right? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SCOFFS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SCOFFS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SCOFFS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SCOFFS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SCOFFS) "There's this girl?"
(SCOFFS) "There's this girl?" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SCOFFS) And, not gonna be me.
(SCOFFS) And, not gonna be me. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SCOFFS) What point? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SCREAMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SCREAMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SHANNON AND GREG LAUGHING)
(SHANNON AND GREG LAUGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SHANNON MOANING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SHUSHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SHUSHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SHUSHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SHUSHING) Baby, don't worry about it. I called The 88!
(SHUSHING) Baby, don't worry about it. I called The 88! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SHUSHING) Sweetie, just focus on one thing at a time, okay?
(SHUSHING) Sweetie, just focus on one thing at a time, okay? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SIGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SIGHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SIGHS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SINGING MOCKINGLY) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SINGING SUMMER BREEZE) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SINGING SUMMER BREEZE) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SINGING YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME)
(SINGING YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SINGING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SLAPPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SNORING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SNORING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SOBBING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SOBBING) Put it on my tab.
(SOBBING) Put it on my tab. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SPEAKING JAPANESE) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SPEAKING SPANISH) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SPEAKING UKRAINIAN) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SPEAKING WITH IRISH ACCENT) The lass thinks
(SPEAKING WITH IRISH ACCENT) The lass thinks from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(SQUAWKS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(STAMMERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(STAMMERING) I'm sort of amazed at how much I like you.
(STAMMERING) I'm sort of amazed at how much I like you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(STAMMERING) Marshall. Hi. Yes. Yes, I do.
(STAMMERING) Marshall. Hi. Yes. Yes, I do. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(STAMMERING) No, it's just this guy at the station.
(STAMMERING) No, it's just this guy at the station. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(STAMMERING) We couldn't go back for Natalya, a human being,
(STAMMERING) We couldn't go back for Natalya, a human being, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(STAMMERING) You know, I wouldn't normally say this on a first date,
(STAMMERING) You know, I wouldn't normally say this on a first date, from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(STUTTERING) No... Oh, damn it!
(STUTTERING) No... Oh, damn it! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(TED BELLOWING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(TED GROANING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(TED PLAYING THE ENTERTAINER ON THE PIANO)
(TED PLAYING THE ENTERTAINER ON THE PIANO) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(TED SCREAMING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(THUNDER CLAPPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(TIRE BURSTING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(TURNS OFF STEREO) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(VIOLENTFEMMES PLAYING GOOD FEELING)
(VIOLENTFEMMES PLAYING GOOD FEELING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(VOMITING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(VOMITING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(WHIMPERING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(WHISPERING) And these are just the attractive ones.
(WHISPERING) And these are just the attractive ones. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(WHISPERING) And they're not even high.
(WHISPERING) And they're not even high. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(WHISPERING) No, I swore you to secrecy on that.
(WHISPERING) No, I swore you to secrecy on that. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(WHISPERING) Oh, my God! What are they doing home?
(WHISPERING) Oh, my God! What are they doing home? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(WHISPERING) They broke up.
(WHISPERING) They broke up. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(WHISPERS) Thank you. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(WHOOPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(WHOOPS) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(WHOOSHING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(WINGS FLAPPING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(YELLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(YELLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(YELLING) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(YELLING) Do you hear me, universe?
(YELLING) Do you hear me, universe? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(YELLING) I'm really glad you guys came out tonight!
(YELLING) I'm really glad you guys came out tonight! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(YELLING) You know, dude, can I just say something?
(YELLING) You know, dude, can I just say something? from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
(YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME PLAYING ON STEREO)
(YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME PLAYING ON STEREO) from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
$100 says when you turn around I say, "Wow!"
$100 says when you turn around I say, "Wow!" from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
$100 says when you turn around...
$100 says when you turn around... from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
$100. from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1
8.5. So he sucks! from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 1