Joy (2015) Edit

A $100 value.

A call? How did that happen?

A call? How did that happen?

A dating service?

A dog.

A dog...

A dusty, boring coffin.

A factory out in California.

A father.

A father...

A grandmother, that's me.

A half sister, Peggy.

A half sister, Peggy...

A hundred dollar value. Are they not phenomenal?

A lot of people PATENT their ideas, but only a FEW of them actually get their ideas made.

A lot of people patent their ideas...

A man named Barry Dillard called me from Los Angeles,

A man that's in Texas who works another guy

A metal and plastic injection mold factory.

A metal and plastic injection mold factory.

A mop?

A mother...

A mother...

A new place to live. You know how this goes.

A new way of doing business.

A new way of doing business.

A patent is like a law that you get to protect your idea.

A patent is like a law that you get to protect your idea.

A second mortgage?

A second mortgage?

A simple cold, it's a cough, it's goin' around, all the kids have it.

A sleepover with Grandpa! Yay!

A sleepover with Grandpa! Yea!

A traveling clothes cleaner.

A very smart guy once said, You tell somebody something once, they don't listen.

A very smart guy once said:

A wolf and other scary things.

A wolf...

About how many sequins would you say that is?

About how many sequins would you say that is?

About my business... again.

Absolutely exquisite.

Accountant.

Actually don't bear any similarities.

Adversaries in commerce.

Adversaries in commerce.

After I get done cleaning the bathroom floor... I always think that disgusting.

Again?

Again?

Ah, you were broke, and bored and you had an idea.

All right,

All right, c'mon, Ma'am, you're trespassing.

All right, come on, ma'am. You're trespassing.

All right, Dad, come over here and grab this, grab it right in the middle.

All right, if you come back next time... Lori, Lori...

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, Dad, come over here and grab this.

All right. Here.

All right. I do like the idea of that.

All right. Let's see it.

All right. The parts have arrived from California...

All right. Well, watch out. There's a hole here.

All right... let's see it.

All the things that we used to dream about.

All the things we used to dream about?

All those crannies where my kids spill their juice.

All those crannies where my kids spill their juice.

Am I right?

Am I right?

Amish.

And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two

And alone in her room watching soap operas.

And another thing, Rudy, tomorrow I would like to have a meeting with you and Trudy at your office

And another thing, Rudy.

And around the toilet, and all of those germs and take it into the kitchen...

And Clarinda doesn't even know about it.

And do you know what you are? You're like a gas leak.

And doesn't make any sense, whatsoever.

And even out grew QVC.

And even outgrew QVC.

And failure to deliver your product, that's breach.

And friends.

And go up, Jackie go down. You see it?

And good luck.

And he acquired a little cable channel, right here in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

And he acquired a little cable channel...

And he hired me to run it...

And he hired me to run it...

And he's still in love with Clarinda.

And he's still in love with Clarinda.

And her arthritis to take them to their friend's birthday?

And her hands are going to become their hands.

And her hands are gonna become their hands.

And here we are.

And here we are.

And I covered it with reflective tape, plus it's a flea collar.

And I covered it with reflective tape...

And I designed this mop.

And I despise anybody who's cynical about that.

And I despise anybody who's cynical about that.

And I didn't even realize it, ya know, and then...

And I didn't even realize it, you know?

And I do find it very curious that

And I do find it very curious...

And I finally met the light of my life, Sharon.

And I go into the forest.

And I guarantee you, there will be no regrets,

And I guarantee you, there will be no regrets, no returns.

And I happen to agree.

And I help my Dad with business stuff.

And I help my dad with business stuff. Accountant.

And I know that I'm gonna live to see you grow to be

And I know that I'm gonna live to see you grow...

And I made this mop, because it is better

And I made this mop...

And I open the door to the big green meadow.

And I open the gate to the big green meadow.

And I started to build my very own house,

And I want to get patents, but I don't think I ever will.

And I was fortunate enough to get on the phone with Mr. Christopher...

And I went into the forest.

And I will respect that...

And I woulda, ya know, cut my hands on it.

And I wring the mop, I cut my hands.

And I... every time I would wring the mop, I would get glass shards in my hand.

And I'll show you guys how to assemble...

And I'm a ghost.

And I'm about to be late for work.

And I'm broke.

And I'm staying to help my mom.

And I've paid you over $50,000 in advanced royalties...

And I've paid YOU over 50,000 dollars in advanced royalties

And if we go someplace to dance

And if we go someplace to dance I know that there's a chance

And it gave me stupid ideas.

And it is.

And it turned out that this monk was a duke of a royal family.

And it turned out that this monk, was a duke of a royal family.

And it was full of stupid ideas, and it gave me stupid ideas.

And it was wrong of you to put that pressure on yourself.

And Jared loves me.

And Jared loves me.

And let me know if you want some of this Chacalaca.

And let me know if you want some of this Chakalaka.

And make wonderful creations for all the world...

And makes a sound of up to 120 decibels, louder than some telephones.

And maybe for the Prince and Princess who lived across the forest in a castle.

And maybe for the prince and princess...

And maybe they'd invite me over...

And maybe THEY'LL put it on my shelf.

And Mom through the divorce and do your accounting.

And my second mortgage.

And Neil Walker is not cynical about that.

And Neil Walker is not cynical about that.

And never have to buy another mop again.

And now he works at this... big retailer.

And on top of me, he says, ya know, he wants to get paid,

And other scary things.

And prior to that, he ran 20th Century Fox, among other studios.

And prior to that, he ran 20th Century Fox, among other studios.

And prior to that, I managed seven separate Kmart stores.

And prior to that, I managed seven separate Kmart stores.

And second of all, you know, I'm...

And second of all, you know, I'm...

And she is gonna tell us all about her new line of gowns.

And she is gonna tell us all about her new line of gowns.

And so I invented the dog collar

And speaking of houses, what do you say we take a little look in on a typical one?

And speaking of houses, what do you say we take a little look in on a typical one.

And take it into the kitchen where

And tell me what else you did with Sharon!

And that becomes them, and then their voice and then their eyes.

And that day may come, that we become adversaries in commerce, that we remain friends.

And that is what you feel when you reach into people's homes with what you sell.

And THAT is what you feel, when you reach into people's homes, with what you sell.

And that's not even counting what my sister

And the lawyer? Why Morris' lawyer?

And the old mop just wasn't very absorbent, so...

And the only other person in the room is an adversary in commerce.

And the only other person in the room is an adversary in commerce.

And the word for industrious is...

And the word for industrious is...

And then he called me Trude, and then became more American. Trudy.

And then I go and spoil it all By saying something stupid like I love you

And then I started to build my very own house,

And then I started to build my very own house...

And then I started to build my very own house...

And then I... twist it?

And then their voice, and then their eyes.

And then when they're completed, this is where the mop heads are sewn.

And then, she moved to Switzerland.

And then, well, exactly how long is this going to take?

And then...

And there I conquered many dangers:

And there, I conquered many dangers.

And they were in love.

And third of all, don't take any guff from anybody.

And third of all...

And this guy found a man that's in Texas...

And this is where it gets complicated.

And to my great granddaughter.

And we can start manufacturing here.

And we do not have any sales still so here's what we're gonna do.

And we do NOT have any sales still, so, this is what we're gonna do.

And we indemnify up to a third, if you read your contract.

And we indemnify up to a third, if you read your contract.

And what manufacturing idea, what are you talking about?

And what manufacturing idea? What are you talking about?

And what would you like to show us today?

And who convinced you that it was great after you thought it was worthless?

And who convinced YOU that was great after you thought it was worthless?

And you don't exactly have your WHOLE life ahead of you,

And you don't exactly have your whole life ahead of you...

And you have to prepare yourself for that.

And you said I had no business being Joy's advisor.

And you will probably lose.

And you would correct, given the chance.

And you...

And you're gonna build wonderful things that you do in your room.

And your mop is plastic and it looks strange.

And your mop is plastic and it looks strange.

And, as if that weren't bad enough...

And, uh... yeah, we really need to find some more work for him.

And, um...

And... as if that weren't bad enough,

Any hikes, ESPECIALLY the ones he's asking for,

Any hikes, especially the ones he's asking for...

Anyway, wanna watch out, there's a hole.

Are they not phenomenal?

Are you all right, honey?

Are you all right, Honey?

Are you comfortable? How many times do I have to tell you

Are you in love with Touissant?

Are you kidding? You're a banana flambé with extra rum.

Are you nervous?

Are you prepared, within six months of commencing

Are you ready?

Are you serious!?

Are you serious?

Are you seriously talking about this right now?

Arnold, why don't you give it a try? Is that okay?

As a bigger idea.

As a bigger idea.

As Neil Walker predicted, Joy did become a whole new business.

As Neil Walker predicted, Joy did become a whole, new business,

As Rudy got older, Joy continued to take care of him and love him.

As Rudy got older, Joy continued to take care of him and love him.

As someone who mops the house every, single day... from my heart.

As someone who mops their house every single day, from my heart.

As the lawyer for this whole business endeavor.

As told by me, her grandmother.

As Tony and you should respect what we're

As Tony and you should respect what we're proposing...

At first I thought maybe something scary would happen like what happed to Danica.

At first I thought maybe something scary would happen...

At the Holiday Inn, Ma'am.

Aunt Peggy got it for me, she says that the reason I like cicadas,

Aunt Peggy got it for me.

Aunt Peggy tells me a lot of things, keep reading, please.

Aunt Peggy tells you how YOU feel about the house being lonely?

Aunt Peggy tells you how you feel about the house being lonely?

Aw, c'mon, go to sleep, Honey.

Aw, please, you want me to snap, that's your whole routine.

Baby, what's the matter?

Baby, what's the matter?

Barry's gonna come after you hard.

Barry's gonna come after you, hard.

Bathroom and around the toilet and all of those germs...

Be careful, Joy, you could be sued for misrepresentation,

Be careful, Joy.

Be seeing you.

Bear what, Mimi?

Beautiful. What do you think? How do you feel?

Beautiful. What do you think? How do you feel?

Because I go out at night and sing at Angela's club?

Because I go out at night and sing at Angela's club?

Because I have a feeling you don't know exactly where you are right now.

Because I really haven't found the gentlemen in California to be very nice...

Because I'm late on paying the bill.

Because in America, all races and all classes...

Because it is better than anything else out there.

Because it's 300 feet of continuous cotton loop, that I looped myself.

Because of 300 feet of continuous cotton loop that I looped myself.

Because of the things that I made.

Because otherwise she's gonna hemorrhage even more money.

Because people can't see you.

Because that's what people use.

Because that's what people use...

Because they have not made or sold a single mop.

Because they have not made or sold a single mop.

Because we have the most exciting new home product in years.

Because we've been divorced for two years.

Because when you get there, there's lights and there's camera, and people freeze up.

Because when you get there, there's lights, and there's cameras, and people freeze up.

Because you mortgaged your children's future and you lost...

Because you told me to.

Because you were in such deep financial trouble suddenly from your little venture.

Because you were in such deep financial trouble suddenly from your little venture.

Because your lawyer told me to.

Because, in America, all races, and all classes,

Before he passed on to the next world, he made me promise on his deathbed...

Before he passed on to the next world, he made me promise, on his deathbed...

Blood money from my family and my second mortgage.

Blood money from my family,

Blouse and... she should be in a skirt, she's got nice, long legs, show her legs.

Blouse and... She should be in a skirt. She's got nice long legs.

Born to bear what, Mimi?

Borrowing and owing every dollar, including your home.

Borrowing and owing every dollar, including your home.

Bring the children, bring the grandchildren.

Business is unfair, that's it.

Business is unfair. That's it.

But all you grownups and kids alike, this is the time for Santa's magic...

But can you do me a favor and make your friend?

But could you do me a favor? Make her your friend.

But could you do me a favor? Make her your friend.

But Danica's onto him.

But Grandpa's gonna come stay with us for a little while.

But he specialized in garment business, no? Not manufacturing business.

But how are you? How's the family? How is everybody?

But I do clean my own home,

But I do clean my own home.

But I don't understand what we're doing in Amish country.

But I don't want people to buy one mop for $20...

But I don't want people... to buy ONE mop for $20, and never have to buy another mop again.

But I got out of all that.

But I guess, I mean, if it is the only mop that you ever have to buy...

But I told them, "Give me a day."

But I was fortunate enough to get on the phone with Mister Christopher,

But I wasn't stupid enough to get into a bad marriage and have a couple of kids.

But I'm staying here because my parents are getting divorced...

But I've talked to you many times on the phone,

But I've talked to you many times on the phone.

But if I catch you out here again, you will be prosecuted!

But if you don't want it, you can always turn it down.

But if you don't want it, you can always turn it down.

But is it normal like the same guy who has the

But is it normal like the same guy who has the

But is it normal, the same guy who has the patent...

But it's impossible to fight it now.

But on the other hand...

But only a few of them actually get their ideas made.

But she didn't know any of this would happen as she walked that day in Dallas.

But that would just make our lawyers wealthy...

But that's just business, that's the way Barry is, he's a negotiator.

But that's just business. That's the way Barry is. He's a negotiator.

But the funny thing about hiding...

But the house, the kids, Joy.

But the same guy also owns a manufacturing plant

But this?

But Tom was wrong about that. He was wrong about the numbers...

But what we were planning to do...

But when your sister, Peggy, paid unjustified bills that you refused to pay...

But why would something stay hidden for 17 years?

But you and I could both spend a lot of time and money in court,

But you have that magic touch, sweetheart, so could I give this to you, please?

But you must never give up, ever since you were little you were born to bear...

But you must never give up.

But you pull... You have to pull it first.

But you still have a good portion of it anyway.

But you still have a good portion of it, anyway.

But, funny thing about hiding...

But, I guess, I mean, but if it is the only mop that you ever have to buy, I mean we keep buying...

But, it costs much more than $15,000 to make the first run.

But, it's impossible to fight it now.

But, on the other hand, it's equally possible that she is a fatally flawed underachiever,

But, ya know, Tony's livin' in the basement.

But, you didn't hear it from me, right?

But... it cost much more than $15,000 to make the first run.

By fighting for the deed to the land, Clarinda.

By fighting for the deed to the land, Clarinda.

By the ninth time you say it, they begin to hear you.

By the ninth time you say it, they begin to hear you.

By the, stocks goin' through the roof.

Bye.

C'mon in.

C'mon, try it, it's the mop of the future.

C'mon, you can't have the same dream twice, it never happens.

Calls coming in now.

Calls coming in now.

Calls, calls, calls, calls, calls, calls.

Calls. Calls.

Calls. Calls. Calls. Calls.

Calls... look at the counter, I guarantee you we're gonna go over 20.

Can I help you?

Can meet and make whatever opportunities they can,

Can meet and make whatever opportunities they can.

Can you believe it? Can you believe it?

Can you do anything better than... your blacks, your... your pearls.

Can you just do me that favor, Todd?

Can you make 50,000 of these mops by next week?

Can you stay an extra day, maybe see our designers?

Can you stay an extra day, meet with our designers?

Captain Jack, you're calling me. Okay.

Chaka.

Chaka. Say chaka.

Chaka... say "Chaka"

Cheers!

Cheers.

Chocolate syrup.

Chocolate syrup.

Christie, I'm so sorry.

Christie, I'm sorry.

Christie, please!

Christie, you get in that hot bath, listen to your mother, I don't want you getting sick, too.

Christie.

Christie...

Ciao!

Ciao.

Cindy and Joan, I can't believe I'm talking to you.

Cindy and Joan! I can't believe I'm talking to you!

Cindy is gonna talk to Sarina Kimball, former star from Falcon Crest and Dynasty...

Cindy knows how to close it.

Cindy's gonna let us down, right...

Clarinda, it's true.

Clarinda, something terrible happened! Stay away from him!

Clarinda, you don't know what a ghost can do to you!

Clarinda, you don't know what a ghost can do to you!

Clarinda. Clarinda! Don't.

Clarinda...

Come and try the brand new mop!

Come inside!

Come inside!

Come on, get upstairs, get in the bath.

Come on, let's go upstairs.

Come on! Go!

Come on! You've been plotting against her from the very beginning, Peggy!

Come on. Come on board.

Come on. Get upstairs. Get in the bath.

Come on. Go to sleep, honey.

Come with me.

Come with me.

Considering we're all in business together.

Costs are higher. Wear and tear on the molds.

Cotton loops, that I looped myself, when I designed it.

Could you just do me that favor, Todd? Please?

Cristy, I need to use your crayons, your colored pencils and your paper.

Cristy, I'm so sorry.

Cristy, please!

Cristy, you get in that hot bath. Listen to your mother.

Cristy.

Dad and I, we buy parts for the trucks all the time at the garage.

Dad and I, we buy parts for the trucks all the time at the garage.

Dad, don't answer that.

Dad, don't answer that.

Dad, don't go in there, Mom's in there.

Dad, don't go in there. Mom's in there.

Dad, I warned you not to spend the money!

Dad, I warned you to not spend her money!

Dad, I'm so sorry.

Dad, no. Don't clean it up.

Dad, stop! Just don't! Okay?

Dad, stop. Just don't, okay?

Dad, up.

Dad!

Dad! Stop!

Dad! That's just mean! Sit down!

Dad! Up!

Dad.

Danica directs her power anywhere Danica chooses.

Danica thinks it's un ladylike to toss things in the toilet and I happen to agree.

Danica, you're so strong.

Danica, you're so strong.

Danica's on to him.

Dating service?

David Selznick he was the son of an immigrant,

David Selznick, the son of immigrants...

Depending on what we're selling at a given moment.

Depending on what we're selling at a given moment.

Derek Markham in Dallas.

Derek Markham is my boss.

Did he just hang up on you?

Did we break the law?

Did we break the law?

Did we get a call? Did we get a call?

Did you have to use the whole bottle of cologne?

Did you just hang up on him?

Did you take care of that advertising thing?

Digs into the ground and stays buried for up to 17 years.

Digs into the ground and stays buried for up to 17 years.

Disgrace?

Do I live up to my profile or do I fall short?

Do we have a call?

Do we have a call? Can we go to a call?

Do what you wanna do. C'mon let's go upstairs.

Do you ever cut your hands when you're wringing?

Do you ever cut your hands when you're wringing?

Do you have and idea how much your idea will cost?

Do you have any idea how much your idea will cost?

Do you have to use a whole bottle of cologne?

Do you know what Q V C stands for, Joy?

Do you know what QVC stands for, Joy?

Do you mind, you busy?

Do you mind...

Do you pick up the gun, Joy?

Do you pick up the gun, Joy?

Do you pick up the gun?

Do you pick up the gun?

Do you remember the night at the party where everything started?

Do you remember?

Do you see those numbers?

Do you understand that there is a business that wants to sell my mop on television?

Do you understand that there is a business...

Don't bother your sister.

Don't do it, Joy.

Don't ever try and limit me, Joy.

Don't ever try to limit me, Joy.

Don't let that happen, Joy. This is my comfort nest.

Don't stress me out. I gotta stay nice and loose.

Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see

Don't... don't take any guff from anybody.

Doomed to a lifetime of failure, disappointment, unfulfilled expectations.

Doomed to a lifetime of failure, disappointment... unfulfilled expectations.

Enough of this, that's it, I'm gonna make a hot toddy.

Enough with this! That's it. I'm gonna make her a hot toddy.

Especially not physically.

Especially not physically.

Even from beyond the grave.

Even have electricity out here, how can they sell anything on TV?

Even on computers, 24 hours a day.

Even the house with love in it.

Even when they failed,

Even when they failed.

Even when they wrongly sued for ownership of her company.

Even when they wrongly sued for ownership of her company.

Ever been in front of a TV camera? Are you comfortable in front of a TV camera?

Ever since you were little, you were born to bear...

Every cent you've ever made?

Every time I would wring the mop, I would get glass shards in my hands.

Everybody starts out with some kind of dream of what life will be.

Everybody starts with a some kind of dream of what life will be.

Everybody's okay.

Everything was so exciting.

Everything, look at it against the peach.

Excuse me, can you give us a second?

Fabri Pac is one of several companies he owns or collects royalties for.

Fabri Pac is one of the several companies he owns or collects royalties for.

Failure?

Failure? Disgrace?

Family comes to town,

Family comes to town.

Father Martinez is here, you need to set those women up right now and get going.

Father Martinez is here.

Fee fi, mo mackie Jackie

Fine, you feel so strongly about it, you put up half the money.

Fine. You feel so strongly about it, you put up half the money.

First of all, even if I was a cleaning lady, so what?

First of all, even if I was a cleaning lady, so what?

Five minutes, Chris. Mother AGAIN?

Five minutes, Cristy.

Five thousand, one hundred and seven sequins for... get this, how much?

For 17 years.

For all of the world to see and love.

For all the world to see and love.

For all you grown ups and kiddies alike,

For anyone who has a floor or a bathroom.

For anyone who has a floor or a bathroom...

For me?

For our valued customers.

For seventeen years.

For you to invest in a new business...

For your over charges and YOUR mistakes.

For your overcharges and your mistakes.

French and Creole.

French and Creole...

Friends in commerce.

Friends in commerce.

Friends in commerce.

Geltrude.

Gerhardt keeps raising his price. He just did it again.

Gerhardt keeps rising his prices, he just did it again... more money per unit.

Gerhardt, I not gonna keep payin' for these parts that are taking you four times to get right.

Gerhardt, I'm not gonna keep paying for these parts...

Gerhardt, you're not gonna get away with this.

Gerhardt, you're not gonna get away with this.

Gerhardt!

Gerhardt!

Get one for your mother. Get one for your sister.

Get ready, this is definitely gonna change the holidays

Get ready. This is definitely gonna change the holidays...

Get them a suite, they'll be more comfortable with their baby.

Get this. How much?

Ghost, you go away!

Give you an extra day so that tomorrow you can come in, meet with the designers,

Go home, Joy, and watch the numbers roll in on television.

Go home, please, take care of your family.

Go in. Go in to the hands.

Go on, keep going up the stairs, go to bed.

Go on, there. Knock it back, honey.

Go the syrup. Go the syrup.

Go to school, meet a fine young man, have beautiful children of your own...

Go to school, meet a fine, young man, have beautiful children of your own,

Go to the syrup, go to the syrup.

Go, go, yes, yes, yes, go, yes, yes, yes...

Go!

Go! Go!

Gonna go on as you.

Good luck in here and good luck with the... that.

Good luck in here and... good luck with that.

Good luck with your date, Dad.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Good night, Mommy.

Good night, sweetheart. Just go to bed.

Good!

Good!

Good!

Good.

Good.

Good.

Grab it right in the middle.

Grandma...

Grandma's gonna take you to the birthday party, okay?

Grandma's gonna take you to the birthday party, okay. 5 minutes?

Great. Thank you, man.

Guard the china!

H 375, that's the order number.

H375. That's the order number.

Haiti?

Has a lot of tension with the daughter from my second marriage, Joy.

Has no IDEA that his Hong Kong patent for a self wringing mop

Hasn't had a man in her room for eight years, since Rudy.

Have a great date.

Having an espresso, a nice panini, that's what I like.

He came back as a ghost with even greater powers.

He did a worldwide patent search.

He doesn't send an invoice, and he hasn't even sent the metal.

He doesn't understand business. He doesn't know business.

He gave my girl a spring in her step just when she needed it.

He gave my girl a spring in her step, just when she needed it.

He got her to do the musical, something she never would have done.

He got her to do the musical.

He has no place else to go.

He is our number one seller. He is selling everything through the roof...

He is the father of our children, and my friend, and he looks out for me.

He is the father of our children, and my friend, and he looks out for me.

He keeps overbilling us, I'm not payin' for it.

He keeps overbilling us. I'm not paying for it.

He lives in Texas.

He needs you.

He needs you... You're gonna be really big over there.

He smells like my grandmother.

He started a television network, Fox Television Channel.

He started a television network. Fox television channel.

He used to say, Sailing in the winter...

He used to work with me. And now he works at this big retailer.

He wasn't finished, Dad.

He's a disturbed man!

He's been livin' in my house for two years.

He's been living in my house for two years.

He's damaged.

He's from Venezuela.

He's here to help me with the kids.

He's in the basement with Tony?

He's not available.

He's selling EVERYTHING through the roof with numbers we've never seen before.

He's your number one seller?

He's your number one seller?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Her ex husband and her best friend would remain her steadfast advisers.

Her ex husband and her best friend would remain her steadfast advisers.

Her mother was... happy.

Here comes Joan and Cindy, watch this.

Here comes Joan and Cindy. Watch this.

Here we are.

Here we are.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Hey, did you take care of that advertising thing?

Hey, hey, guys. Guys...

Hey, how ya doin'?

Hey, please, don't make me tense, don't stress me out.

Hey, please. Don't make me tense.

Hey, Rocky. Hey, Tom!

Hey, Rodney, hey, Tom.

Hey.

Hey. I'm Gerhardt.

Hi, Dad, I want to thank you again for helping with the mortgage.

Hi, Guys, I'm sorry about all the yelling.

Hi, guys. I'm sorry about all the yelling.

Hi, I'm Touissant.

Hi, Jo Ann from New York.

Hi, my sweethearts.

Hi, My Sweethearts.

Hi, Sharon.

Hi, would you like to try a new mop?

Hi, would you like to try a new mop?

Hi! Hi, how are you?

Hi! These lights are so bright...

Hi. Dad, I want to thank you again for helping with the mortgage.

Hi. This is 9833.

Hi. What are you doing here?

Hi. Would you like to try a new mop?

Honey, it's okay, Mommy's okay.

Honey, listen,

Honey, listen.

Honey, the telephone isn't working.

Honey, you should go to bed.

Honey, you should go to bed.

Hong Kong man has a representative in Dallas, Texas.

Hong Kong.

Hope springs eternal.

Household item 3 75. I guarantee you...

Household item 375.

Household product 375 in three, two...

Household product three hundred seventy five.

How are you, how's the family, how is everybody?

How are you? I need you home so bad.

How can I be expected to remember everything?

How can that possibly be with the 500,000 we've given you

How can you ask what this is?

How can you ask what this is?

How could I be expected to remember everything?

How could that possibly be, with the $500,000 that we've given you...

How could you send Peggy?

How did this book even get in the house?

How did you get yogurt down here, Mother?

How is that still legal?

How is that still legal?

How many times do I have to tell you not to clean your brushes out in the sink!

How much is it?

How or where you'll sell it?

How or where you'll sell it?

How time works like that.

How?

How?

How's she gonna do that? She's got nothing, she's got no money.

How's she gonna do that? She's got nothing. She's got no money.

How's this for snapping?

How's this for snapping?

How's work?

Humiliation in front of my daughter?

Humiliation in front of my daughter?

I accept your terms.

I agree, let's shake on it.

I agree. Let's shake on it.

I also discovered in the paperwork that our mops

I also discovered in the paperwork that our mops actually don't bear any similarities.

I always felt it was for me to encourage her,

I always felt it was for me to encourage her.

I always think it's amazing how time works like that.

I always think it's amazing...

I always think that's disgusting, you know?

I am a mother of two. There is just spill after spill.

I am from Italy.

I am Joy?

I am Joy.

I am losing my mind!

I am RESPECTFULLY asking for the favor that you owe me.

I am respectfully asking for the favor that you owe me.

I am so excited to have these.

I believe eventually, one day...

I believe, eventually, one day, television will even be BY and ABOUT actual, regular people.

I borrowed her crayons and I designed this mop.

I brought Peggy to help.

I can come pick you up.

I can do what you did on TV, it's not that hard.

I can do what you did on TV. It's not that hard.

I can get you a meeting with him.

I can get you a meeting with him.

I can pay you... give you 20,000 on top of paying you back the 50.

I can see it in your eyes That you despise the same old lies

I can't accept your answer.

I can't do that. I won't do that.

I can't do this! I can't do this, Tony!

I can't pay more. I won't.

I can't take it anymore, NITWIT! That's the end of it!

I can't, and I won't.

I can't, and I won't.

I can't... I... I am a mother of two.

I cannot handle this, how is it possible?

I cannot handle this. How is this possible?

I cannot tell you how much this mop has changed my life.

I choose very carefully and very conservatively.

I choose very carefully and very conservatively.

I could be Derek Markham or I might be someone Derek Markham sent to handle you.

I could be Derek Markham, or I might be someone Derek Markham sent to handle you.

I decide what products we let into our stores here...

I decide what products we let into our stores here...

I did break some things, but Grandma was wrong.

I did your taxes, I did your W 2's.

I did, I did break some things, but Grandma was WRONG,

I didn't go away to school, I stayed to help you

I didn't go away to school.

I do like the idea of that, ya know, I hate havin' to touch the mop head

I do... hello.

I don't care about any of this.

I don't care about any of this. it's not only risky, but,

I don't even know what to call it. The cup.

I don't even know what to call it...

I don't even know what to call this guy.

I don't have to touch this disgusting mop head.

I don't know anything about charts, or... business, frankly,

I don't know anything about charts.

I don't know how to get a patent.

I don't know how to get a patent.

I don't know how you're gonna pay it.

I don't know how you're gonna pay it.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

I don't know what's going on.

I don't know WHO you are or WHAT you're talkin' about.

I don't know who you are or what you're talking about.

I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't like this.

I don't see it yet, I mean...

I don't see it yet, I mean...

I don't see you anymore, you don't come to the PTA.

I don't think I can do anything like this.

I don't think I can ever do something like this.

I don't think I could do anything like this.

I don't think I could ever do something like this.

I don't think it's helping.

I don't think so.

I don't think that that crazy gun range is helping.

I don't think we should let her sleep on the stairs.

I don't wanna go to bed. I wanna stay here.

I don't wanna go to sleep, I don't wanna have that horrible dream.

I don't wanna talk about this right now.

I don't WANNA work anything out, I just want to a nice, dumb sleep.

I don't wanna work anything out. I just want a nice, dumb sleep.

I don't want to talk about this right now.

I don't want Todd or anyone else to try it, it should be me.

I don't want Todd or anyone else to try it.

I don't want you getting sick too.

I don't want you listening to Aunt Peggy too much.

I dressed for boating but I didn't realize how cold it was gonna be.

I feel like I wanna tell you a little bit about who I am.

I feel like I want to tell you a little bit about who I am.

I feel like they just keep getting farther and farther away.

I feel like things keep getting farther and farther away.

I felt I wanted to stay near her and watch over her.

I felt I wanted to stay near her and watch over her.

I gave her the confidence to think she was more than just an unemployed housewife...

I give these kids 50 50 odds.

I got into a college in Boston, but I...

I got into a college in Boston...

I got the red wine!

I got them to fill the order of 100,000

I got them to fill the order of the 100,000...

I got them. I'll get them to you later today.

I guarantee you...

I guess you could say we're friends in commerce.

I guess you could say we're friends in the commerce.

I had so much I wanted to say to her.

I had so much I wanted to say to her...

I had the Peggy dream so many times when I was younger with masks and the rope.

I had the Peggy dream so many times when I was younger...

I had to go next door to use the phone.

I had to go next door to use the phone. Tommy's got a fever.

I had two failed marriages.

I had... there was glass shattered everywhere, I was with my 2 kids, with my father,

I hate having to touch the mop head after I get done cleaning the bathroom floor.

I have a green Mercedes.

I have a self wringing mop.

I have all of these designs. These are all mine. They belong to me!

I have always been there for you, no matter what.

I have always been there for you.

I have been mopping for most of my life, every single day.

I have my own business, I help Joy with the mortgage. What are you doing?

I have something for you.

I have the first assembled mop.

I have this idea.

I have this idea... a guy I know.

I have to declare bankruptcy.

I have to fall in love or I'm not interested, you know me.

I have to write it off.

I have ventures that I'm planning to launch here at this existing business.

I have ventures that I'm planning to launch, here, at this EXISTING business.

I haven't even told you about my personal favorite feature...

I haven't even told you about my personal, favorite feature,

I heard skinny pants

I heard skinny pants.

I help Joy with the mortgage. What do you do?

I hope he gets another girlfriend, and he'll move out of the basement.

I hope you make it back.

I hope... yeah.

I invented a dog collar that I want to get patented, but I don't think it ever will.

I just can't believe that actually happened.

I just can't bring it to my boss. I can't.

I just want you to just put the hair a little bit forward,

I just want you to take it a little bit forward,

I just wanted to let you know that Touissant has almost finished his work.

I know I stand in line Until you think you have the time

I know it's hard, and I'm sorry that happened.

I know it's hard. And I'm sorry that happened.

I know life hasn't gone as we discussed many times, Sweetheart,

I know life hasn't gone as we discussed many times, sweetheart.

I know that there's a chance You won't be leaving with me

I know that you want Tony to be your counselor, if you will, and

I know that you want Tony to be your counselor, if you will...

I know what it feels like to be in that chair.

I know what it feels like to be in that chair.

I know what it feels like.

I know what it feels like.

I know, but you can't let the practical get you down.

I know, but...

I know, Dad.

I know, Dad.

I know, Sweetheart, but your father's a nightmare, we're gonna kill him... I can't...

I know, Trudy, but with all due respect, that actually wasn't my fault.

I know, Trudy.

I know. I just got the notice.

I let you live here whenever you want, no matter what it is.

I like that it's plastic, because it's so light, in my hands it's like nothing.

I like that it's plastic...

I like that price, I want a whole bunch of them.

I like that price. I want a whole bunch of them.

I like the ancient Roman statues, I liked the medieval armor,

I like the ancient Roman statues. I like the medieval armor.

I like the Etruscan jewelry.

I like this, a very good design.

I like this, it's a very good design.

I liked the Etruscan jewelry...

I listened to you. You were right.

I love you.

I love you. You guys go and pack your rooms.

I made 50,000 units because you told me to.

I made 50,000 units because you told me to.

I made a phone call this morning to Hong Kong.

I made a phone call this morning to Hong Kong.

I made my first invention myself, too.

I mean we keep buying those $5 mops.

I mean, I... I... I taped my show, and then... well, exactly how long is this going to take?

I mean, it's worth a try.

I mean, that's...

I mean, they keep to themselves, it's their property, the police leave 'em alone.

I mean, who thinks up things like that?

I meet nice ladies, maybe we fall in love.

I meet nice ladies. Maybe we fall in love.

I mortgage my house, I'm in 200,000 dollars of debt, more.

I mortgaged my house, I'm in $200,000 of debt. More.

I need more vodka.

I need more vodka.

I need to help my Mom...

I need to use your crayons, and your colored pencils and your paper.

I paid them the 20 that you owed them. I had to.

I paid them the 20 that you owed them... I had to.

I paid those royalties because you told me to, because YOUR lawyer told me to.

I pick up the gun.

I probably wouldn't be late to this job I'm going to

I probably wouldn't be late to this job I'm going to...

I ran America's largest, most affordable,

I ran America's largest, most affordable...

I report to him, he makes pricing decisions.

I report to him. He makes pricing decisions.

I say nice things about you, too.

I see it as a privilege that we have to go into people's homes

I see it as a privilege that we have to go into people's homes.

I see you brought your drawings and hung them to prove your design.

I see you brought your drawings and hung them to prove your designs.

I sell product affordably, but I don't sell cheap product.

I sell products affordably, but I don't sell cheap products,

I sent a representative to handle him.

I sent a representative to handle it.

I settled the accounts, balanced the books.

I should have listened to my mother when I was 10 years old.

I should have spent the rest of my life watching TV and hiding from the world like my mother.

I should have spent the rest of my life...

I should thank him for letting me be up here.

I should thank him for letting me be up here.

I shouldn't say "was", because he still "is".

I shouldn't say was, because he still is.

I so hated to leave her that day.

I so hated to leave her that day.

I spend most of my day deflecting incoming shots from people like yourself.

I spend most of my day deflecting incoming shots from people like yourself.

I spoke to him about a project that Dad and I have been designing.

I spoke to him about a project that Dad and I have been designing. Right, Dad?

I stayed here because my parents are getting divorced, and...

I stayed to help you and Mom through the divorce and do your accounting.

I strike a careless pose

I take it very seriously,

I take it very seriously.

I take this mop head, I put it in the washing machine,

I take this mop head, I put it in the washing machine...

I think so, yes.

I thought Bartholomew was dead?

I thought Bartholomew was dead.

I thought for sure you were gonna tell me that your counting machine was broken!

I thought for sure you were gonna tell me that your counting machine was broken.

I toast you.

I told Mister Christopher that reason that I was calling was to discuss the differences

I told Mr. Christopher that the reason that I was calling...

I told you it was gonna be more refined, and it is.

I told you it was gonna be more refined.

I told you this.

I turn that weakness into a strength.

I understand the four seasons in a year...

I wanna go on as me.

I wanna show you something.

I wanna sleep with Nana.

I want all my molds back, I want you to sign this piece of paper...

I want all of my molds back.

I want all of these boxed up, and I'm taking them.

I want Nana.

I want the small thing is that she changes.

I want to go on as me.

I want to know how it went. Please, I want to know.

I want you to pan in. Look at these.

I want you to sign this piece of paper...

I wanted to show you something.

I warned you many times, Joy.

I warned you so many times, Joy!

I was feeling alone.

I was in his office.

I was kidnapped by another monk, who was from Switzerland.

I was kidnapped by another monk, who was from Switzerland.

I was married to Joy's mother for 18 miserable fucking years.

I was valedictorian in high school.

I was valedictorian in high school.

I was valedictorian.

I was valedictorian.

I was wondering what that odor was.

I wear a blouse and I wear pants, that's who I am.

I wear a blouse and I wear pants.

I will get to the bottom of this.

I will never allow it.

I will never allow it.

I will respect that,

I wish I could do more.

I wish I could do more.

I won't come back but you don't have to take my stuff!

I won't come back, but you don't have to take my stuff!

I would like you to launch it, you're my first choice.

I would like you to launch it. You're my first choice.

I... I went to my daughter's room,

I'd like to change just one thing. Do you mind?

I'd like to change just one thing. Would you mind?

I'd rather they keep buying OUR mops at $5 dollars 50 times, 100 times.

I'd rather they keep buying our mops at $5, 50 times, 100 times.

I'll am about to be late for work, so please,

I'll call your boss and get it taken care of,

I'll call your boss and get it taken care of, give you an extra day...

I'll give you $20,000 on top of paying you back the 50.

I'll give you $50,000 on top of paying you back the 50.

I'll give you 50,000 on top of paying you back the 50...

I'll let Todd have another shot.

I'll surprise you.

I'll tell you what I liked:

I'll wait.

I'm a little proud o'ya, I gotta admit it.

I'm a provider, Tom Jones,

I'm a provider, Tom Jones. I have my own business.

I'm being called.

I'm calling this guy.

I'm divorced. I can do whatever I want, Rudy.

I'm filing a complaint.

I'm filing a complaint.

I'm fine!

I'm fine.

I'm from Detroit, Michigan.

I'm from Venezuela, darling.

I'm going to remember that you said that...

I'm going to remember that you said that...

I'm gonna be a singer.

I'm gonna be a singer.

I'm gonna clean all this up.

I'm gonna fight it out with this guy.

I'm gonna fight it out with this guy.

I'm gonna make it back?

I'm gonna talk to Dad about business. All right?

I'm gonna tell you somethin', but you didn't hear it from me.

I'm gonna tell you something but you didn't hear it from me.

I'm here for you.

I'm here for you.

I'm here to talk to Dad about business. All right?

I'm in a meeting with our lawyers.

I'm in a meeting with our lawyers.

I'm joking with you.

I'm Joy.

I'm Joy.

I'm Joy.

I'm Joy. I'm here to see Gerhardt.

I'm just gonna add...

I'm just gonna add... I said the 50...

I'm leaving, please, try not to kill each of while I'm gone.

I'm not going anywhere without my molds!

I'm not going anywhere without my molds.

I'm not payin' for metal that I haven't gotten.

I'm not paying for metal that I haven't gotten.

I'm not reading this, you're sleepy anyway, we gotta go to bed.

I'm not sure. This is a little trickier than it looks.

I'm proud of you.

I'm returning him to you. I don't want him anymore.

I'm so glad you came! This is my boyfriend, Andre.

I'm so sorry I failed you, Joy. I'm so sorry.

I'm SO sorry, Joy, I just can't bring it to my boss, I can't.

I'm so sorry, Joy.

I'm sorry business is so bad, Dad, but I don't think that crazy gun range is helping.

I'm sorry business is so bad, Dad.

I'm sorry the product didn't sell.

I'm sorry the product didn't sell.

I'm sorry, Cristy.

I'm sorry, Honey, I don't like this.

I'm sorry, honey.

I'm sorry.

I'm still getting to know her and falling in love.

I'm taking all of these with me, I want all these boxes out and I'm taking them.

I'm taking all of these with me.

I'm taking these with me.

I'm tryin' to sell a new mop, not used mops.

I'm trying to sell a new mop, not used mops.

I'm very sorry, I wish there was more I could do.

I'm very sorry. I wish there was more I could do.

I'm very, very sorry. I apologize sincerely.

I've been doing this for a long time, you're in for a long court process,

I've been doing this for a long time.

I've been married to my wife...

I've been running my father's garage for the last 10 years.

I've been running my father's garage for the last 10 years.

I've been watchin' you grow up.

I've got ideas, you know?

I've got ideas, you know.

If his Hong Kong patent for a self wringing mop is worth anything or if it even works.

If it was all one continuous loop. Yeah.

If the customers can just see what the mop can do...

If there was, I would have bought it and I wouldn't have cut my hands up.

If this problem gets any worse...

If you can even manufacture it after it's taken everything we've got...

If you could even manufacture it, after it's taken everything we're got

If you could remove the mop head, put it in the washing machine...

If you had gotten me a patent or a lawyer.

If you look into your heart, you'll know that I'm right.

If you look into your heart, you'll know that I'm right.

If you'd gotten me a patent or a lawyer.

If you're just starting your jewelry wardrobe, can you do anything better than this?

In Amish country.

In another country where they have an idea that MIGHT be similar to my mop.

In California to be very nice, considering we're all in business together.

In California.

In numbers we've never seen before.

In the designs of our products.

Into people's homes, 24 hours a day,

Into people's homes, 24 hours a day, for our valued customers.

Is because they fill the air with sound,

Is going to cost more money?

Is just a small piece of the front of the house...

Is not that difficult.

Is that correct?

Is that plastic?

Is that plastic?

Is that safe?

Is that so? Can I see the molds?

Is that so? Can I see the molds?

Is that this is an opportunity for you to invest in a new business...

Is the same guy who has the manufacturing?

Is there a bathroom I can use?

Is there a bathroom I could use?

Is there a call?

Is worth anything or if it even WORKS.

Isn't that the whole purpose of that channel, is that everybody could do it?

Isn't that the whole purpose of that channel? It's that everybody could do it?

It breaks the heart.

It can self wring. See? No other mop does this.

It closed the door on that.

It closed the door on that.

It comes out clean like new.

It comes out clean like new.

It could have been handled better, I'll let Todd have another shot...

It could have been handled better.

It didn't work for you.

It didn't work out for you.

It doesn't even say why, I understand the four seasons in a year.

It doesn't even say why.

It doesn't make sense, I don't

It doesn't make sense.

It doesn't make sense. No, no.

It hangs, but not on loose, open ends like hair.

It hangs, but not on loose. open ends, like hair, it's one continuous loop.

It happens sometimes, Trudy's lawyer's not a patent attorney.

It happens sometimes.

It has nothing to do with it with the Amish people.

It is a standard handle, 53 inches, the sleeve connects to the mop head.

It is cheaper and faster than anyplace around here.

It is lightweight and durable, and that is just me speaking from my experience.

It is lightweight, and durable and that is just me speaking from my experience...

It is nineteen ninety five.

It is very serious.

It just happens to be located here, I looked it up... in Amish country.

It just happens to be located here. I looked it up.

It just seems so unfair!

It just seems so wrong.

It lives half its life above ground evading predators.

It lives half of its life above ground evading predators.

It makes a sound of up to 120 decibels, louder than some telephones.

It put all YOUR parts and molds under the umbrella of THEIR patent.

It put all your parts and molds under the umbrella of their patent.

It seems like you're shaking us down.

It seems very unfair to me, to say the least.

It should be me.

It takes a kind of toughness, a certain acumen that you simply don't have.

It takes a kind of toughness, a certain acumen...

It turns out Mister Christopher didn't know anything about those royalties.

It was 1:00 a.m. in California but it was 5:00 p.m. the following afternoon in Hong Kong.

It was 3 a.m. in California, but it was 3 p.m. the following afternoon in Hong Kong.

It was a disaster.

It was cheaper and faster than any place around here.

It was Clarinda!

It was Clarinda!

It was my mistake to make her think she was more than she was.

It was my mistake to make her think that she was more than she was.

It was not my design, Gerhardt, it was your mistake.

It was not my design, Gerhardt.

It was wrong of us put that pressure on you.

It was wrong of us to put that pressure on you.

It was wrong of us to think that you'd be an instant business person overnight.

It was wrong of us to think that you'd be an INSTANT business person overnight.

It was wrong of you to put that pressure on yourself.

It'll take some time to prepare them for you.

It's a 900 number.

It's a brand new mop.

It's a brand new mop.

It's a disaster, they won't stop fighting.

It's a disaster. They won't stop fighting.

It's a round stage, it has 4 or 5 different sets that rotate,

It's a standard handle, 53 inches.

It's a, ya know, a dating service for... widows and widowers.

It's about the face, but it's not, it's about the hands.

It's about the hands.

It's ALL about HSN now, and he wants you to come with him.

It's all about HSN now, and he wants you to come with him.

It's all natural, it's all herbal. Nothing strong.

It's also 10 times more absorbent than any other mop on the market, why?

It's also 10 times more absorbent than any other mop on the market, why?

It's also ten times more absorbent than any other mop on the market.

It's been a long journey.

It's crazy like that in Haiti.

It's equally possible that she is a fatally flawed underachiever...

It's expensive at nineteen ninety five, but it's the only mop you'll ever have to buy.

It's expensive, at $19.95, but it's the only mop you'll ever have to buy.

It's expired.

It's extremely absorbent with 300 continuous cotton loops...

It's extremely absorbent, with 300 continuous

It's fiscally irresponsible and doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

It's French and Creole.

It's going to sell.

It's going to sell.

It's gonna be perfect.

It's gonna be the greatest mop to have around Christmas time when you have family over,

It's good to see you.

It's like having a conversation

It's like having a conversation with an insane asylum person.

It's made of plastic, so it's lightweight, but very durable.

It's my fault, I gave her the confidence to think she was more than an unemployed housewife,

It's my fault.

It's my fault. It's not your fault, honey.

It's nice to see you.

It's not for me. Is it for you?

It's not gonna happen, okay? We have other...

It's not only risky, but it's fiscally irresponsible...

It's not part of my process, either.

It's not part of my process, either.

It's not working out, well, that's what happens.

It's not working out. Well, that's what happens.

It's not your patent!

It's okay. It's okay, Mitzy.

It's one continuous loop.

It's open.

It's priority.

It's really about the hands and the voice. That's the heart of it.

It's really not the hands and the voice, that's the heart of it.

It's self wringing, ya see? No other mop does this.

It's self wringing.

It's so gross.

It's starting to mold for Pete's sake.

It's still not too late.

It's the dog collar I invented in high school.

It's the new standard in homes, right here.

It's the only mop that you're ever gonna buy, the best mop you're ever gonna use.

It's the only mop you'll ever have to buy.

It's true!

It's true.

It's very good.

It's very hard for us to lower the cost at this point.

It's very hard for us to lower the costs at this point.

It's very precious.

It's very serious.

It's very, very important that you love and respect each other.

It's very, very important that you love and respect each other.

It's, you know, a dating service for widows and widowers.

Jack Warner wasn't cynical about that, Darryl Zanuck wasn't cynical about that,

Jack Warner wasn't cynical about that. Darryl Zanuck wasn't cynical about that.

Jackie, Jackie, bo backie Banana fana, fo fackie

Jackie!

Jo Ann from New York!

Jo Ann, that is so funny that you said that, that is actually exactly how I

Joan Rivers wants me in a skirt, but I'm gonna do pants.

Joan Rivers wants me in a skirt, but I'm gonna use the pants.

Joan was no good for him, it's nice to have to need somebody new, I got him some new clothes.

Joan, Cindy, say good luck to Joy.

Joan, Cindy. Say good luck to Joy.

Joan, phone call right now!

Joan's the original seller.

Joanne, that is so funny that you said that.

Joy did.

Joy dreams started at this metal garage her father ran.

Joy might be a BRILLIANT, unrealized creator of commerce.

Joy might be a brilliant, unrealized creator of commerce.

Joy spends half the time with us.

Joy the Doer, Joy the Doer, you were always doing things, Honey.

Joy the doer, Joy the doer. You were always doing things, honey.

Joy was one of those people who rejoiced in making things.

Joy was one of those people who rejoiced in making things.

Joy, I can't have your father here.

Joy, I just wanted to let you know that Toussaint has almost finished his work.

Joy, I think you're being too hard.

Joy, Joy, bo boy Banana fana, fo foy

Joy, look who's back, look who's back!

Joy, look who's back. Look who's back!

Joy, wait, wait. Just tell me what happened today.

Joy, wake up, someone's been ringing the door bell.

Joy, wake up!

Joy, we have a call.

Joy, we have a call.

Joy, where are you?

Joy, where are you?

Joy, you came!

Joy, you can't find your lanyard?

Joy, you can't find your lanyard? Can I help you?

Joy, you have to let Trudy report this loss

Joy, you have to let Trudy report this loss in bankruptcy...

Joy!

Joy?

Joy? Joy?

Joy? Joy? Joy, where are you? Joy, where are you?

Joy.

Joy.

Joy.

Joy.

Joy...

Joy...

Joy...

Joy's dream started at this metal garage her father ran.

Joy's never run a business in her life,

Joy's never run a business in her life.

Just assemble them and try to sell them.

Just assemble them and try to sell them.

Just be yourself, and remember, it's all about the hands.

Just be yourself.

Just dunk it.

Just going to lay down for a second.

Just like my late Morris.

Just like that, if she comes back again.

Just like that... if she comes back again.

Just put it in your window, let your customers decide, my family's been goin' here my whole life.

Just put it in your window. Let your customers decide.

Just remember, it's all about the hands.

Just say something, talk about the mop!

Just tell me what happened today, I want know how it went, please, I want to know.

Just, just don't.

Just...

Keep going up the stairs. Go to bed.

Keep it going. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Keep reading, please.

Keep this going. Phone call right now.

Keep your... they're actual sales, Joy.

Kids, we're gonna do somethin' fun later, okay?

Kids, we're gonna do something fun later, okay?

Lauren Rose said that?

Lauren Rose said you're a cleaning lady and you sell used mops.

Lauren Wells said that?

Lauren Wells said you're a cleaning lady and sell used mops.

Leave me alone.

Let me ask you a question.

Let me ask you a question.

Let me show you the stage.

Let's figure out when we're gonna meet.

Let's go to my room.

Let's go to my room.

Let's go.

Let's just put her here on the couch, okay?

Let's just put it here in the couch, okay?

Let's knock her out, give her a children's cough medicine, that's what does it.

Let's knock her out. Give her a children's cough medicine.

Let's move them over to the Radisson, get them a suite.

Let's promise each other that if, one day, and that day may come...

Let's quit while we're ahead.

Let's see it.

Let's see, we got no sales here.

Let's see. We got no sales here.

Let's take a look at this. This is brought to you only by QVC.

Let's take a look at this. This is brought to you only by QVC.

Let's talk about it.

Like a motorboat?

Like it could be right now.

Like this.

Like what happened with Danica while she was kidnapped by a man...

Lines are busy?

Listen to me.

Listen to your mom and get right in that tub.

Listen to your Mom, get right in that tub.

Listen, I need you to speak to the supervisor.

Listen, I need you to speak to your supervisor.

Listen, you can't just expect to come in here and see someone.

Listen, you can't just expect to come in here and see someone.

Look at that green... afternoon.

Look at that! You know what would make this perfect, if

Look at that.

Look at that... morning.

Look at the contract, make sure your product factory is in line.

Look at the count. I guarantee we're gonna go over twenty.

Look at the detail, look at the detail, look at the value in that.

Look at the quality in this clasp. That's what we do.

Look at the quality of this...

Look at the value in that.

Look at this, more bills.

Look at this. More bills.

Look what I found.

Look who's here.

Look who's here.

Look who's here.

Look who's here.

Look, the big companies, they pay me for my shelf space.

Look, the big companies, they pay me for my shelf space.

Look. It's a piece of glass right in her hand.

Mademoiselle?

Magic.

Make 50,000 mops...

Make sure you get down there. Yeah, that's it.

Makes me hang a drop cloth.

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

Married Jennifer Jones, an All American girl from Oklahoma,

Married Jennifer Jones, an all American girl from Oklahoma...

Marv. How are you?

Matriarch...

Maurice did it all the time.

Maurice worked 50 years to earn his fortune, Joy.

Maybe even on computers, 24 hours a day.

Maybe it's a good dream, and she's working something out.

Maybe it's a kinda dream, and she's working something out.

Maybe my product is better than your product.

Maybe my product is better than your product.

Maybe people think you came to Dallas in despair to take your own life

Maybe people think you came to Dallas in despair to take your own life...

Maybe they'd invite me over because of the things that I made.

Maybe tomorrow if you can stay in town.

Maybe you can move into a room in Trudy's house.

Maybe you can move into a room in Trudy's house.

Maybe you can sell one of your mops to those big companies.

Maybe you could sell one of your mops to one of those big companies,

Maybe you help me figure this out.

Maybe your dreams are on hold right now.

Mean that I will lose so much money

Mimi said that you were the one born to help carry us on to success.

Mimi said you were the one born to help carry the family to success.

Mimi.

Mimi.

Mimi...

Mister Santa Claus, can we have a little snow, please?

Mommy, come read to me!

Mommy, come read to me!

Mommy, don't tear them, no!

Mommy, don't tear them! No!

Mop broken glass, and I wring the mop, I cut my hands.

More money per unit.

Morris did it all the time.

Morris worked 50 years to earn his fortune, Joy.

Morris. Now, he was American and you're Italian, and your name originated how?

Morris' teakwood deck!

Mother, again?

Mother, I can't find my lanyard for work,

Mother, I can't find my lanyard for work.

Mother, look what I did find.

Mr. Peepers, you were almost a Peepers pancake.

Mr. Santa Claus, can we have a little snow, please?

Much better friends than they were husband and wife.

Much better friends than they were husband and wife.

Museums are full dust and death.

Music in the makeup rooms?

Music in the makeup rooms?

Must be mindful of Joan's dog.

Must be mine or Joan's dog.

My carriage awaits.

My client's pay when we figure it out.

My clients pay when we figure it out.

My daughter Terry is separated

My daughter Terry is separated, and alone in her room...

My father works hard. He's had some bad breaks.

My granddaughter had a best friend, Jackie.

My granddaughter had a best friend, Jackie...

My husband needs his medication.

My husband needs his medication.

My job, I could take it or leave it.

My job... I could take it or leave it.

My late husband Morris, I met him in Milano for a trade show for his swimwear line.

My lawyers really could go after you, but I told them, Give me a day.

My lawyers really could go after you.

My name is Rudy, what's yours?

My name. My Italian name is Geltrude.

My powers are even greater now.

Naw, I don't think so.

Neil is my boss here.

Neil is my boss. Here.

Neil Walker.

Neil, you gotta give us another chance.

Neil, you gotta give us another chance.

Neil.

Neil.

Never speak on my behalf...

Never... speak... on my behalf...

Nice job, Joy. Nice job.

No matter what it is.

No matter what.

No more.

No one knows I'm here.

No red wine, Tony. No red wine.

No returns... I have been mopping for most of my life, every single day...

No way.

No way.

No, Bartholomew's the ex con in the story.

No, because of your boss?

No, because of your boss.

No, because we've been divorced two years.

No, but it's not the same thing.

No, Christie, Mimi was wrong.

No, Cristy. Mimi was wrong.

No, I always... I... you know how much I love the stove pipe.

No, I don't need a prince, this is a special power, I don't need a prince.

No, I don't need a prince.

No, I don't.

No, I don't.

No, I never said skinny pants, no, I said stove pipe, classic look.

No, I sure didn't. But thank you.

No, I...

No, I...

No, I'm still getting to know her, I'm falling in love, I can't do that, I won't do that.

No, it's not for me, man.

No, no, it's a sailboat. 55 feet.

No, no, no, no... Cindy, Cindy, please, you know that we love you.

No, no, no. Cindy, please. You know that we love you.

No, no.

No, that's too much.

No, that's too much.

No, they're gonna give her a second chance.

No, they're not gonna give her a second chance.

No, we left the kids at home. We can't.

No, we're not gonna lose our house.

No, we're not gonna lose our house.

No, you should sleep upstairs in your room.

No! It's over! That's how fast it happens!

No! No!

No! This conversation is over!

No! This conversation is over.

No?

No?

No.

No.

No. Hands, hands.

No. It's not safe.

No. No, no.

No. No.

No. Sir...

No... I sure didn't. But thank you.

Nobody pay it.

Nobody pay it.

Nobody tells you how bright these lights... Well, Neil did tell me.

Nobody tells you how bright these... well, Neil did tell me.

None of this is YOUR money or your business.

None of this is your money or your business.

None of you really knows what's going on.

Not easy, but, what we were planning to do...

Not now, Mimi.

Not to clean the brushes out in the sink!

Not with the comb, not with the comb.

Now get in the bath.

Now I have a speech.

Now I have to go to California.

Now I have to go to California.

Now I'll admit that what you see right now

Now I'm done with the bathroom, and I haven't wrung the mop once.

Now I'm gonna let you off with a warning.

Now the Hartz Company has a patent to that collar.

Now the Hartz company has the patent to that collar.

Now watch this.

Now we finally have jobs for them.

Now we're bankrupt, Tony!

Now, get in the bath.

Now, I'll admit that what you see right now is just a small piece of the of the front of the house.

Now, I'm done with the bathroom, and I haven't wrung the mop once.

Now, I'm from Detroit, Michigan.

Now, Santa, let me see what it really looks like inside this house.

Now, Santa, let me see what it really looks like inside this house.

Now, the biggest difference,

Now, the biggest difference, I don't have to touch this disgusting mop head.

Now, this is clearly extremely soft and absorbent cotton.

Now, this is clearly extremely soft and absorbent cotton.

Now, this is easily one of my favorites.

Now, this is where it gets complicated.

Now, wake up!

NOW!

Number J 6276.

Of course he know, we're friends, we used to work together.

Of course he knows.

Of course, can you be more elegant? So, it's functional,

Of course, I'll staple it.

Of course, she befriended that man and more.

Of course, she befriended that man, and more.

Of course, this is not who you are!

Of course, this is not who you are.

Of course.

Of course. I have a stapler.

Of the money that he so carefully earned.

Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry, Sir.

Oh, boy.

Oh, Cristy. What are you doing?

Oh, Danica...

Oh, for heaven sake.

Oh, God, I have to fix this.

Oh, Mister Peepers...

Oh, my god, here it goes, watch out, Joy, he's gonna snap!

Oh, my God, these numbers keep climbing!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! 29,000!

Oh, my God! We have to do something.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I thought I fixed this thing.

Oh, my goodness. I am so sorry, sir.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no, wait. What's going on? What is this man doing in my room?

Oh, no!

Oh, oh, wait, what's going on?

Oh, thank God! It's you.

Oh, the plumber.

Oh, you're never going to make it in a man's world dressed like that.

Oh!

Oh! Continental.

Oh! My God! 29,000!

Oh! Sorry.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, 6:30? I'll be ready.

Okay, and the lawyer? Right? Morris's lawyer?

Okay, go ahead.

Okay, Godspeed, good luck, here we go, I'll walk ya out.

Okay, Godspeed, good luck. Here we go. I'll walk you out.

Okay, I don't know where I'm gonna put you.

Okay, I want to go home, I want you to call your lawyer,

Okay, I want you to go home, I want you to call your lawyer.

Okay, Marv Brickman, does he know who you are if I call his office?

Okay, okay, okay!

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, one more.

Okay, one more.

Okay, so it's the same guy.

Okay, take it, take it.

Okay, there, you go up, and down.

Okay, understood. No red wine.

Okay, well I'm gonna divide the basement.

Okay, well, I'm gonna divide the basement.

Okay, why?

Okay?

Okay?

Okay?

Okay? Not with the comb, not with the comb.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right. I'll go talk to those ladies.

Okay. Got it.

Okay. I don't know where I'm gonna put you.

Okay. I'm leaving.

Okay. Sure.

Okay. Take it. Take it.

Okay. We need a phone call right now.

Okay. Why?

On a junk cable channel. It's my fault, it's not your fault, Honey.

On a very small mop head.

On behalf of Mister Christopher.

On behalf of Mr. Christopher.

On top of me send... You know, he wants to get paid.

On top of the $50,000 of advance royalties...

On TOP of the 50,000 of advanced royalties that have gone to...

One loop. One continuous thing.

One stop shopping, it's the cheapest.

One stop shopping. It's the cheapest.

One time.

One, 2,

Only one of you can prevail.

Only one of you can prevail.

OUR father.

Our father.

Our lawyer was mistaken, this happens sometimes in business.

Our lawyer was mistaken. This happens sometimes in business.

Ow, how did you get yogurt down here, Mother?

Paid you without my authority, by the way.

Patent is the same guy who has the manufacturing?

Peggy comes with me, Joy spends half the time with us.

Peggy comes with me.

Peggy says mean things about me to my children, so...

Peggy went.

Peggy?

Peggy? What are you doing here?

Pendleton Industries is all I've ever known,

Pendleton Industries is all I've ever known.

Perhaps I am not so joyous today.

Perhaps.

Perhaps.

Phones are ringing!

Plainfield Public High.

Please be patient.

Please be patient.

Please give me a chance.

Please go to bed. Everybody just go to bed.

Please sign, honey.

Please, for me.

Please, go to bed, everybody, just go to bed.

Please!

Please!

Please! Cristy hasn't eaten, Tommy needs to be changed.

Please. You want me to snap. That's your whole routine. You...

Plus interest.

Plus it cost us an extra $10,000 for Ray Cagney...

Plus the 50...

Plus, it cost us an extra 10,000 dollars for Ray Cagney,

PLUS, it's a flea collar.

Polo by Ralph Lauren.

Polo by Ralph Lauren.

Prior to that, I was a buyer for Kmart.

Prior to that, I was buyer for K Mart.

Proposing as the lawyer for this whole business endeavor.

Pull and twist, just like when you're on the road.

Pull and twist, just like when you're on the road.

Put down that gun, you silly girl.

Put down that gun, you silly girl.

Put it...

Put on a nice suit, ya know, go out there and get some accounts.

Quality, Value, Convenience.

Quality, Value, Convenience.

Question number 1.

Question number 2. Who were you in high school?

Question number one:

Question number two: Who were you in high school?

QVC requires that you deliver a fully patented product.

QVC requires that you deliver a fully patented product.

QVC, please hold.

Ready! The stage is moving!

Ready... Stage is moving!

Really get it clean.

Really?

Remember Mitzy choked a couple of times?

Remember the night of the party where everything started?

Representative? We don't have a representative, what representative?

Rico, number five, no, off.

Ridge is on his way.

Ridge is on the way,

Right here in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

Right now, thirty nine ninety nine.

Right, Dad?

Right.

Right.

Rudy and Trudy, I love it. Let's figure out when we're gonna meet.

Rudy and Trudy. I love it.

Rudy, do you see this? This microphone here?

Rudy, she's thinking about something.

Rudy, she's thinking about something.

Rudy, you need to move out, too.

Rudy, you see this? This microphone here?

Salud, everybody. Have a good time.

Saying that you have no rights financially.

Saying that you have no rights, financially.

See those guys? I told them so many times and they still don't understand.

See?

See? And they were in love.

See. Stars and people, they always make the mistake.

Seems like you're shaking us down.

Seems very unfair to me, to say the least.

Self wringing, huh?

Selling plastic kitchen stuff to other unemployed housewives

Selling plastic kitchen stuff to other unemployed housewives on a junk cable channel.

Seventeen years ago... and that all stopped! What HAPPENED?

Seventeen years.

Seventeen years.

Seventeen years... Think about it, we've been hiding,

Seventeen years... we used to make things.

Sharon brought him back...

Sharon from Colorado. Hi, Sharon.

Sharon never separated the wash, the whites were always gray.

Sharon never separated the wash. The whites were always gray.

Sharon was no good for him. It's nice for him to meet somebody new.

She brought the hammer down.

She brought the hammer down.

She couldn't know that one day she would move into a big beautiful home.

She couldn't know that one day she would move into a big, beautiful home.

She couldn't know what was to come.

She couldn't know what was to come.

She didn't know any of this would happen as she walked down the street that day.

She didn't know any of this would happen...

She had her head in the clouds and it was full of stupid ideas.

She has to.

She made many beautiful things in her room.

She made many beautiful things in her world, magic.

She pressured herself into doing something she shouldn't have done.

She pressured herself into doing something she shouldn't have done.

She put up with just about anything.

She remained close to her, and with the rest of her family...

She remained close to her, and with the rest of her family...

She said the reason I like cicadas is because they fill the air with sound...

She says she's here to see Gerhardt.

She says she's here to see Gerhardt.

She wanted to be part of it, you are both blood relatives, you're half sisters,

She wanted to be part of it.

She wanted to be part of it.

She wanted two minutes of your time today, but, Neil, don't worry about this.

She was wrong, she had her head in the clouds,

She was wrong.

She would pay for products made by Rudy, Trudy, and Peggy.

She would pay for products made by Rudy, Trudy, and Peggy...

She's an inventor, she wanted two minutes of your time today, but...

She's an inventor.

She's freezing.

She's freezing.

She's from out of state, John. You've known me 15 years!

She's my daughter. Why not?

She's never had a professional attitude, and clearly she's jealous.

She's talking to herself. It's strange.

She's wearing the black and gold...

Sign here.

Sign in, please.

Sign in, please.

Sign the paper.

Sign the paper.

Simple cold with a cough. It's going around. All the kids have it.

Skinny velvet hangers make neater closets.

Skinny velvet hangers make neater closets.

Smart! Are they gonna be able to stay on schedule?

So he's gonna stay with us until he finds a new love or a new place to live.

So I don't wanna hear any more about Mimi.

So I don't want hear anymore about Mimi.

So I hire him, Terry freaks out, completely disoriented.

So I invented a dog collar with a quick release so that a dog would never choke...

So I just want you to initial next to those two numbers as well.

So I never did owe you any royalties for your patent.

So I said:

So I said...

So I think we can make it become a real house.

So I was a little wrong, but she was really wrong.

So I went to my daughter's room, and I borrowed her crayons...

So it seems...

So it seems... we have a case of fraud and embezzlement.

So it's functional. Elegant.

So just sign there.

So now we just need to get it back to New York City.

So please try not to fight in front of the children, okay?

So tell us your name, please.

So that I can come and go in my room and watch my show while he's still working?

So that I can come and go in my room and watch my show while he's still working?

So that tomorrow you can come in, meet with the designers.

So the mop doesn't hang loose, like hair, like a string?

So there... so there are no calls.

So there... So there are no calls.

So what, lots of people have ideas.

So what? Lots of people have ideas.

So you can wring it without ever touching it with your hands.

So you can wring it without ever touching it with your hands.

So you're from Memphis?

So, he's gonna stay with us until he finds a new love or...

So, I never DID owe you any royalties for your patent.

So, I was a LITTLE wrong, but she was REALLY wrong.

So, let's promise each other, that if one day,

So, tell us your name, please.

So, that's a big ambition... there's only one Tom Jones.

So, this guy in Texas...

So, this guy in Texas...

So, Trudy just wanted to be careful.

So, when you pull up on the sleeve, the mop head stretches,

So, when you pull up on the sleeve, the mop head stretches...

So, you know that plumber that you recommended?

So...

Sock's wet.

Some people love to make things.

Some people love to make things.

Someone's been ringing the doorbell.

Something she never woulda done.

Something terrible happened! Stay away from him!

Sorry, these lights are so bright.

Sorry, we have legal stuff to bury now.

Sorry, we have legal stuff with Barry, now.

Sorry.

Special! How apropos.

Special. How apropos.

Start...

Stay away from him.

Stop! I'll do it! I just wanna get you out of this room.

Stop. I'll do it. I just want to get you out of this room.

Successful, value driven retailer, a chain called Kmart.

Successful, value driven retailer.

Sweetheart.

Sweetheart...

Take care now.

Take care, now.

Take it easy, Cristy.

Tell me what else you did with Sharon!

Tell Rico die number 5's gotta go off.

Tell Rico, Dad. Number five's gotta go off.

Ten months ago...

Terry freaks out, completely... she hasn't had a man in her room for 8 years.

Terry, Touissant.

Terry. Oh, Terry.

Than anything else out there.

Thank God the heat's still working.

Thank God the heat's still working.

Thank you, Darling.

Thank you, darling.

Thank you, I... I... I...

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I think it will.

Thank you. I...

Thank you. That's fine.

Thanks, Joy.

Thanks, Joy.

That ain't the way to have fun

That could be very scary for you.

That doesn't make sense, no, no.

That has as much absorbent cotton as this mop right here.

That has as much absorbent cotton as this mop right here.

That have gone to a Derek Markham in Dallas.

That he so carefully earned.

That I can put into the washing machine and it will come out clean as new.

That I can put into the washing machine,

That I don't have to touch when I wring it.

That I looped myself when I designed it.

That I will be in even MORE debt than I was before.

That I would never be neglectful with one dollar of the money...

That I would never be neglectful with one dollar...

That I'll be in even more debt than I was before.

That I've ever made.

That is absolutely amazing, I want you to pan here, look at these.

That is absolutely amazing.

That is actually exactly how I was inspired to invent this mop.

That is an enormous amount of absorbent cotton on a very small mop head.

That is an enormous amount of absorbent cotton...

That is going to cost more money?

That is the power of Danica.

That just goes to show you that in America

That kind of pressure is not helpful.

That kind of pressure is not helpful.

That man didn't know what he was doing, Neil.

That man didn't know what he was doing, Neil.

That means no TV.

That means no TV. it can be very scary for you.

That newborn that you're holding is every cent, every dollar, even debt, that I've ever made.

That newborn that you're holding is every cent, every dollar, even debt...

That she'd go on to make another 100 record settin' patents.

That the second I'm on television, with a lot of success...

That wants to sell my mop on television?

That was your design, you have to pay for those parts.

That was your design. You have to pay for those parts.

That was your design. You have to pay.

That were inspired by all of the times that I was in Dynasty and Falcon Crest.

That why those people I have to tell about the stove pipe.

That will stall your product, and you will probably you lose.

That would just make our lawyers wealthy,

That you guys say that it's cheaper than any other place?

That you refused to pay...

That you would correct, given the chance.

That your guys say is cheaper than any other place?

That your life, to date, makes a stronger case for...

That'll mean more money for you.

That's a big ambition. There's only one Tom Jones.

That's a big deal for a lot of people.

That's a big deal to a lot of people.

That's a good idea, let's have dinner.

That's a good idea. Let's have dinner.

That's a nice way of putting it.

That's a nice way of putting it.

That's a true friendship, indeed.

That's a very strange question.

That's a very strange question.

That's another case of fraud.

That's another case of fraud.

That's breach.

That's business.

That's good, right?

That's good, right?

That's her, that's how she is.

That's how fast it happens.

That's it. Stay right there.

That's Joy's special thing and it belongs in this house.

That's Joy's special thing, and it belongs in this house.

That's just unsettling. I'm not reading this.

That's mold making, that's the process.

That's mold making. That's the process.

That's my shoe.

That's not the proper way to be divorced.

That's not the proper way to be divorced.

That's not the way I do business, I'm calling this guy.

That's not the way I do business.

That's not what's gonna happen.

That's not who I am! I'm a singer, that's what I do!

That's really nice.

That's really nice.

That's right.

That's such a random number, why 17 years?

That's such a random number. Why 17 years?

That's true.

That's true.

That's what I drew.

That's what I wanted to hear.

That's what I wanted to hear.

That's what my father taught me.

That's what she needs.

That's what she needs.

That's what's going to happen.

That's what's gonna happen. But...

That's who I am.

That's why people don't go around making an invention every other day.

That's why people don't go around making invention every other day.

That's why we're on 24 hours a day.

That's why we're on 24 hours a day.

That's why, with the people who I have to tell about the stovepipe.

The band was playing, everyone was excited.

The band was playing.

The best mop you're ever gonna use,

The cicada is a large flying insect two to three inches long.

The cicada, a symbol of rebirth in many countries,

The cicada, a symbol of rebirth in many countries...

The cicada's a large, flying insects two to three inches long,

The clasp is part of the necklace. See?

The cops are on their way,

The cup, which is connected to the mop head.

The Dallas man was very reasonable with my lawyer.

The Dallas man was very reasonable with my lawyer.

The daughter from my first marriage, Peggy...

The divorce glass.

The dog collar I invented in high school.

The Holiday Inn? Let's move them over to the Radisson,

The Hong Kong man has a representative in Dallas, Texas.

The is the most absorbent mop on the market,

The new standard in homes. Right here.

The notary's right outside, let me get her.

The notary's right outside. Let me get her.

The only thing we see is this crayon drawings.

The only thing we see is this... crayon drawings.

The ordinary makes extraordinary every single day.

The ordinary meets the extraordinary every single day.

The phones are ringing!

The plumber.

The price for our products goes up.

The price for our products goes up.

The second I'm on television with a lot of success,

The skinny pants you wanted.

The sleeve connects to the mop head.

The smartest student in the school.

The smartest student in the school.

The stars always make the mistake.

The stars are people, they always make the mistake of thinking

The way I look at it, is that this is an opportunity

The way I look at it...

The world destroys your opportunity and it breaks your heart.

The world does not GIVE you opportunities, the world destroys the opportunities.

The world does not give you opportunities.

Then Rudy makes me hang a drop cloth.

Then why did you ask me, what, are you a crazy person?

Then, that all stopped. What happened?

There are things I'd like to do.

There are things that I'd like to do.

There can't be a problem in California, I told Neil that everything was fine.

There can't be a problem in California. I told Neil that everything was fine.

There is a huge hole in the floor of my mother's room.

There is just spill after spill,

There is no problem with my product choice.

There is nothing strange about this question at all.

There is nothing strange about this question at all.

There was glass shattered everywhere. I was with my two kids, with my father, and I...

There we go, we just take this...

There we go.

There's a clip that connects the sleeve to the...

There's a clip that connects the sleeve to the...

There's a huge hole in the floor of my mother's room and I'm broke.

There's a problem in California.

There's a problem in California.

There's fun and expectation in every house across the land.

There's fun and expectation in every house across the land.

There's more room in the basement for me now.

There's more room in the basement for me now.

There's no problem with my product choice.

There's no shame in hard work.

There's no shame in hard work.

There's not another mop on the market

There's... a man in... in my room?

Therefore you have to answer Morris's four questions of financial worthiness.

Therefore, you have to answer Maurice's four questions of financial worthiness.

These are my designs, these are my molds!

These are my designs!

These are my designs!

These are my special occasion gowns...

These are my special occasions gowns...

These guys are major, Joan's the original seller.

These guys are major.

These necklaces are so gorgeous and timeless.

These necklaces are SO gorgeous and timeless.

They all blame Clarinda but Danica's gonna get to the bottom of it.

They all blame Clarinda but Danica's gonna get to the bottom of it.

They don't even have electricity out here. How could they sell anything on TV?

They have the patience and the focus to figure it out with their hands.

They have the patience and the focus to figure it out with their hands.

They hold things they care about...

They keep to themselves.

They see it's a contract dispute.

They see it's a contract dispute.

They think it's about the face, but it's not.

They want me to take out a second mortgage on my house.

They want me to take out a second mortgage on my house.

They were the best divorced couple in America.

They're going to give her a second chance!

They're going to give her a second chance.

They're gonna be so grateful

They're gonna be so grateful for the jobs, Joy.

They're in the machines,

They're in the machines.

They're not gonna let me through airport security without it.

They're not gonna let me through airport security without it.

Think about it. We've been hiding...

This California patent attorney to get us to this point.

This California patent attorney, to get us to this point.

This green line either rises or stays the same each month.

This green line here rises or stays the same each month.

This guy keeps billing me for his mistakes.

This guy keeps billing me for his mistakes.

This guy was supposed to be easy and inexpensive.

This guy was supposed to be easy and inexpensive.

This has been my whole life, and now it's gone

This has been my whole life, and now it's gone.

This has surpassed my capabilities.

This is a class?

This is a little trickier than it looks.

This is a special power. I don't need a prince.

This is Joy, she has a very exciting new mop that we're going to introduce next week.

This is me.

This is money.

This is money.

This is my music class.

This is MY property, I have all of these designs, these are all mine, they belong to me.

This is my property.

This is not stealing, this is my property!

This is not the proper way to be divorced, the two of you.

This is not the proper way to be divorced, the two of you.

This is not the proper way to be divorced.

This is not the proper way to be divorced.

This is only getting worse.

This is snapping!

This is the book you wanted me to read to you, Christie Anna? This book didn't get into the house?

This is the book you wanted me to read to you, Cristy?

This is the book you wanted me to read to you, Cristy?

This is the most absorbent mop on the market. It's lightweight.

This is the new self wringing mop.

This is the new, self wringing mop...

This is the story of Joy,

This is the story of Joy, as told by me, her grandmother.

This is the time of Santa's magic, so, I think we can make it become a real house.

This is very special!

This is very special!

This is why I would like to ask you for your investment, Trudy.

This is why I would like to ask you for your investment, Trudy.

This is you?

This is...

This means so much to me.

This means so much to me.

This right here, this is a special power.

This right here, this is a special power.

This song, it's going to be in the town musical.

This stupid thing... this place is fallin' apart!

This stupid, stupid idea!

This stupid, stupid idea!

This venture, to show adequate returns?

This woman's gonna be all business.

Thomas, where you going with that?

Thomas. Where are you going with that?

Those are coming in. Keep your eyes... Those are actual sales, Joy.

Those are empty seats... standard... those are legal, those are...

Those are FTC standards. Those are legal.

Those are ours!

Those are ours! We knew you'd be trouble!

Three hundred feet of continuous cotton loops... that's what I drew.

Time moves backwards.

Time stands still.

To all the folks all over the world.

To all the folks all over the world.

To bankruptcy, because otherwise she's gonna hemorrhage even more money.

To be a mother with courage.

To be honest, that's even gonna be hard to get.

To be seen here like this with your daughter, what kind of parent are you?

To be seen here like this with your daughter.

To be the successful matriarch that you were born to be.

To discuss her investing in manufacturing of my new idea.

To discuss her investing in the manufacturing of my new idea.

To make you comfortable why are we care about, you're our number one seller.

To prove I'm right, but...

To see and have.

To see and have.

To see if maybe you might've made a mistake...

To see if maybe, you might have made a mistake.

To sell this one product that now, thanks to you...

To sell this one product, that now, thanks to you,

To show adequate returns?

To spend an evening with me

To spend an evening with me

To take them to their friend's birthday?

Tom was wrong about that...

Tommy has a fever?

Tomorrow, I would like to have a meeting with you and Trudy at your office...

Tony, take her to bed.

Tony, wake up!

Tony, you need to move out of basement, you need to get your own home.

Tony. Let's quit while we're ahead.

Tony...

Touissant is teaching me how to speak French.

Toussaint is teaching me how to speak French.

Trudy just wanted to be careful, and this guy found

Trudy just wanted to be careful.

Trudy, I know that it's upsetting,

Trudy, we have to offer her something.

Trudy.

Trudy.

Trudy.

Trudy's lawyer is not a patent attorney.

Try not to fight in front children, okay?

Turn it off! Thank you.

Turned out to be hiding from a royal family in Switzerland

Turns out Mr. Christopher doesn't know anything about those royalties.

Two ninety nine.

Uh uh! But I wasn't stupid enough to get into a bad marriage and have a couple of kids.

Uh... Mop... you want me to bring this newborn into the world?

Ultimately he needs you, he's buying HSN.

Ultimately, he needs you.

Understand how something like this happened.

Unlike us, who have sold over 200,000.

Unlike us, who have sold over 200,000.

Until when she had to bring the hammer down.

Until when she had to bring the hammer down...

Very common spill for me.

Very vogue, very classic.

Wait, wait, wait! We have a caller! We have a caller!

Wake up!

Want to try this mop, ladies?

Was inspired to invent this mop.

Watch out, Joy. He's gonna snap!

Watch the counter, Joy. Joy.

Watch them, here they come.

Watch them. Here they come.

Watch this.

Watch this.

Watch this.

Watch this...

Watch your step, Bartholomew,

Watch your step, Bartholomew.

Watch your step. All right.

Watching soap operas.

Watching TV and hiding from the world like my mother.

We are a loving family, a solid family.

We are already losing a lot of money.

We are here today to remember what was lost, 17 years ago, can you remember?

We are here today to remember what was lost...

We can't increase at all, Peggy, don't you understand?

We can't increase at all, Peggy. Don't you understand?

We can't make heads or tails.

We can't stay until tomorrow.

We don't have money for that work, Mom.

We don't have regular people, we have celebrities as spokesmen who do the selling.

We don't know what it is.

We don't mean to be disrespectful, Joy, it's been a long day for us.

We don't mean to be disrespectful, Joy. It's the end of a long day for us.

We got other investors.

We got the State to decline prosecution.

We got the state to decline prosecution.

We had to fly out here, bail you out.

We have a call coming in from Jo Ann from New York.

We have a call coming in from Joanne from New York.

We have a call.

We have a caller! We have a caller. Ah, Sharon from Colorado.

We have a case of fraud and embezzlement.

We have celebrities or spokesmodels do the selling.

We have to declare bankruptcy.

We have to declare bankruptcy. YOU'RE gonna have to declare bankruptcy.

We have to do something.

We have to do something.

We have to file for bankruptcy?

We have to remake them every other week.

We need to move on.

We need to move on. You need to move out.

We put it...

We should have used paper cups.

We should sing it together.

We sold at a certain price.

We sold at a certain price.

We used to make things. Seventeen years ago.

We went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

We went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art...

We worked together at Campbell's.

We'd bring some nice food, something to drink, that would be great.

We'll pay you back all the royalties you paid us.

We'll pay you back all the royalties you paid us.

We'll take her paper forest.

We'll take her paper...

We'll work on your idea, see if we can do something.

We're already losing a lot of money.

We're doin' somethin' fun now.

We're doing an invention.

We're doing something fun now.

We're friends. We used to work together.

We're gonna be having some changes, and you're going to be going to the night hours.

We're gonna be having some changes, and you're gonna be going to the night hours.

We're gonna have to move you into a different room.

We're gonna move on now, we're gonna move on to Cindy. who's gonna talk to

We're gonna move on. Now, we're gonna move on.

We're gonna need to get a plumber in here.

We're gonna wind up at 25,000.

We're gonna wind up with 25 thousand.

We're here to see Marv Brickman.

We're supposed to pay him a royalty on the patent as a protection, right?

We're supposed to pay him a royalty on the patent, as a protection, right?

We're... and we're finicky creatures.

We've come so far for us to just give up now, it just seems so unfair!

We've come so far for us to just give up now.

We've got 10 looms, and then when they're completed this is where the mop heads are sewn.

We've got 10 looms...

We've worked so hard.

We've worked so hard.

Welcome to the world of business, I guess.

Welcome to the world of business, I guess.

Well you're going to.

Well, all right, the parts have arrived from California,

Well, can't you fix it, Joy?

Well, good for you.

Well, I don't know any female plumbers other than me.

Well, I don't know any female plumbers other than me.

Well, I have never met or talked to this Derek Markham.

Well, I mean, I've taped my show...

Well, I've never met or talked to this Derek Markham...

Well, if you wanna help, why don't you come here and manage this place?

Well, is there any way... could you please put a curtain up here

Well, is there any way... Could you please put a curtain up here...

Well, it shouldn't take more than a day.

Well, it shouldn't take more than a day.

Well, it wasn't the man, Joy, it was the product.

Well, it wasn't the man, Joy. It was the product.

Well, it's getting my arm wet, here.

Well, it's the only mop you'll ever have to buy.

Well, it's your business. It's your debt.

Well, let's talk about it.

Well, she had no authority to do that, she is not an officer of my corporation.

Well, she had no authority to do that. She's not an officer of my corporation.

Well, we have a call!

Well, we have a call.

Well, where do I go? Sir, please!

Well, you look great, good luck today.

Well, you're going to.

What a nice voice you have.

What about my ledgers and all that stuff? My accounting books?

What about Neil Walker and QVC?

What about Neil Walker and QVC?

What about Trudy's money, Joy?

What about you?

What about you?

What accent is that, Joy?

What am I doing now?

What are we doing? Tony.

What are you doin' here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing in here?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Come on.

What are you, a crazy person?

What country is that from?

What country?

What did the patent search find?

What did the patent search find?

What did Trudy's lawyer say?

What did Trudy's lawyer say?

What do you have?

What do you have?

What do you say?

What do you think you're doing?

What do you think you're doing?

What do you think you're gonna wear?

What do you think? Looks great, right?

What do you think? Looks great, right?

What do you think? Terry.

What do you wanna want me to do, Tony, I have to work.

What else was so great?

What else, Captain Jack? What else was so great?

What happened to this girl's dreams?

What happened to this girl's dreams?

What happened to us, Jackie?

What happened to us, Jackie?

What happened?

What happened? I'm worried about you. I don't see you any more.

What hotel are you staying in right now?

What hotel are you staying in right now?

What I love...

What is happening to you, Mother?

What is he doing here?

What is that smell?

What is that?

What is that?

What is that?

What is the fourth question?

What is this MAN doing in my room?

What is this?

What is THIS? These are my designs! These are MY molds!

What is your name?

What representative?

What was so much better about being with Sharon, Rudy?

What was that?

What was that?

What would the small thing be that she changes?

What your sister does is not easy...

What, do you want me to take out a second mortgage on my house?

What!

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? No, no, this is not stealing, this is MY property.

What? No. No.

What? Why?

What? Why?

What? You want me to take out a second mortgage on my house?

What... what... what accent is that, Joy? What country is that from?

What... what... what your sister does is...

What's a 900 number?

What's a patent?

What's going on here?

What's gonna happen, Joy? How would you do that?

What's he here for?

What's he here for?

What's Morris' third question.

What's Morris's third question?

What's so much better in being with Sharon?

What's that smell?

What's the difference? I'm single.

What's the fourth question?

What's the matter with you sending Grandma Mimi

What's the matter with you? Sending Grandma Mimi with her arthritis...

What's this?

What's your name? Joy?

When I speak to my lawyer.

When I speak to my lawyer.

When someone sees a weakness in me,

When someone sees a weakness in me, I turn that weakness into a strength.

When they can't call through, we gotta keep 'em watching.

When they can't call through, we gotta keep them watching.

When you already owe her $18,000 to make mops you haven't even sold yet.

When you already owe her 18,000 to make mops you haven't even sold yet.

When you have family over...

When you paid royalties to Derek Markham in Texas,

When you paid royalties to Derek Markham in Texas...

When you're hiding, you're safe, because people can't see you.

When you're hiding, you're safe...

Where are my cufflinks?

Where did you go to high school?

Where I would live and make a wonderful creation,

Where I would live and make wonderful creations for all the world,

Where I would live and make wonderful creations...

Where I would live and make wonderful creations...

Where I would live...

Where is it?

Where is it?

Where they have an idea that might be similar to my mop.

Where your family eats, where you feed your children?

Which I said!

Which I said! And you said I had no business being Joy's adviser.

Which is connected to the mop head.

Which is only possible if Bartholomew is no longer living.

Which is possible only if Bartholomew is no longer living.

Which is the removable mop head.

Which is the removable mop head...

Which makes the house less lonelier for me.

Which makes the house less lonelier for me.

Which was surprising, because I really haven't found the gentlemen

Which was, as always, complicated.

Which was, as always, complicated.

While my product dies instead of being on television, like it could be right now.

While my product dies instead of being on television...

While she was kidnapped by a man who,

While shivering in my shoes

Who can't even support her children.

Who I found to be very friendly, which was surprising...

Who I found to be very friendly.

Who is my daughter.

Who is my daughter...

Who knows, nobody thought this network would be real.

Who knows? Nobody thought this network would be real.

Who lived across the forest, in the castle.

Who makes your parts?

Who showed YOU the mop?

Who showed you the mop?

Who showed YOU the mop?

Who sold it to you? Who taught you how to use it?

Who turned out to be in hiding from the royal family in Switzerland...

Who worked for another guy in another country...

Who you sold it to you? Who taught YOU how to use it?

Who's Joan?

Who's... Who's Joan?

Whoops, it's gettin' my arm wet here.

Why doesn't he just send the invoice? Send the invoice, I'll pay him.

Why don't you come in for five minutes while the sales group's still here.

Why don't you come with your entire family, on my late Morris' boat?

Why don't you go to bed?

Why me?

Why would something stay hidden for 17 years, that's just unsettling.

Why?

Why?

Why? It's a beautiful wine!

Wish me luck.

With a price increase of only two dollars per unit.

With a price increase of only two dollars per unit.

With a quick release so a dog would never choke

With one wring, just imagine that.

With the children?

With the masks and the robe.

With the pipes in her room?

Within six months of commencing this venture...

Without my authority, by the way...

Worker.

Would it be okay if I...

Would you take this mop where you were just cleaning the bathroom...

Would you take this mop, when you were just cleaning the

Wouldn't they pay the expenses on defending the patent?

Wouldn't they pay the expenses on defending the patent?

Wow, I mean, that's just amazing, you really don't have to touch it.

Wow, it really does get all the corners that my sponge mop won't get...

Wow! You're so poetic and romantic.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. I mean, that's just amazing. You really don't have to touch it.

Wow. It really does get all the corners that my sponge mop won't get.

Ya know, don't... don't let it in.

Ya know, I'd like to go to the next level,

Ya know, my hands get raw when I...

Ya know, why don't ya for five minutes while the sales group's still here?

Ya tell somebody something once, they don't listen,

Yay!

Yeah, and I really hurt my feelings.

Yeah, and you know what you are? You're like a gas leak.

Yeah, but not red wine, because it might stain the teakwood deck.

Yeah, I have a pen, what is it?

Yeah, I have a pen. What is it?

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, I thought I'd give a sense of place, Todd.

Yeah, I thought it'd give a sense of place, Todd.

Yeah, I would love to.

Yeah, I'll take care of it, yeah. Just get your bag.

Yeah, I'm calling in because I would love a mop

Yeah, I'm calling in because I would love a mop that I don't have to touch when I wring it.

Yeah, I'm comin', I'm coming.

Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming.

Yeah, I'm gonna bring 'em later.

Yeah, I'm gonna bring them later. He's in the basement.

Yeah, it's down the hall, Gregory'll show ya.

Yeah, it's down the hall. Gregory will show you.

Yeah, just sit right there.

Yeah, she's thinking of something, Tony.

Yeah, that's it, send the invoice.

Yeah, that's the music teacher's son.

Yeah, this is 9873. Just checking my mailbox.

Yeah, Tony's in there, the whole family's in there.

Yeah, Touissant.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you just sit right there. Are you comfortable?

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah? Well, better you have Danica do your plumbing then, huh?

Yeah? Well, why don't you have Danica do your plumbing then?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And it really hurt my feelings.

Yeah. Grand adventure. Great.

Yeah. I know.

Yeah. She did it again.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Beautiful.

Yeah. You have room.

Yep. That's it. Send the invoice.

Yes it is.

Yes we did it.

Yes you are.

Yes, and I had to bash open a hole in the floor,

Yes, and I had to bash open a hole in the floor.

Yes, Bartholomew is back.

Yes, I am, because I feel like I can NOT have the life bled out of me this way.

Yes, I am, because I feel like I cannot have the life bled out of me this way.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I did, ma'am.

Yes, it has.

Yes, it's only fair that you share the financial risks, too.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, of course.

Yes, sir, tonight's the night for Ol' Saint Nick to make his yearly visit...

Yes, Sir, tonight's the night, folks, Saint Nick'll make his yearly visit

Yes, Tony's in there. The family's in there.

Yes, we are, Christie.

Yes, we did.

Yes, we do.

Yes, we do.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! That's how you keep it going. Thank you.

Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. And they hate each other.

Yes. It was you Clarinda.

Yes. It's only fair that you share the financial risk, too.

Yet, you have protected your business and Morris's money.

You and I could both spend a lot of time and money in court to prove that I'm right...

You are going to grow up and be a strong, smart young woman...

You are going to grow up and be a strong, smart, young woman,

You are in a room, and there is a gun on the table.

You both are blood relatives. You're half sisters.

You can go across the whole kitchen,

You can go out and gas her from the very beginning, Peggy

You can have him back, Terry, I don't want him anymore.

You can have him back, Terry. I don't want him anymore.

You can hear a phone call right now.

You can imagine changing your life

You can imagine changing your life

You can imagine changing your life by fighting for the deed to the land, Clarinda.

You can imagine changing your life...

You can leave the door open.

You can mop your entire kitchen with one wring!

You can remove the mop head, throw it in the washing machine.

You can remove the mop head... throw it in the washing machine.

You can wear it alone. You can wear it... What I love....

You can wring it without getting your hands dirty.

You can't do that with any other mop.

You can't do that with any other mop.

You can't expect Trudy to write a check for $200,000 for 50,000 mops...

You can't expect Trudy to write a check for 200,000 dollars for 50,000 mops,

You can't have the same dream twice, maybe it's...

You can't have the same dream twice. Maybe it's the...

You can't let the practical get you down.

You could be sued for misrepresentation and failure to deliver your product.

You could have married a doctor, a lawyer, a nice man instead of this...

You could have married anybody.

You could remove the mop head, put it in the washing machine...

You could wring it without getting your hands dirty.

You creature from the Black Lagoon.

You Creature from the Black Lagoon.

You didn't hear from me, right?

You don't come to the PTA.

You don't even know who I am.

You don't even know who I am.

You don't need it.

You ever been in front of a TV camera? You comfortable in front of a TV camera?

You find the best partner. It's smart.

You get repeatedly fired from Campbell's Soup.

You get repeatedly fired from Campbell's Soup...

You get repeatedly fired from Campbell's Soup...

You gonna come bring the books by the garage later?

You gotta keep going to what you love.

You had a much better time with me anyway, with Aunt Peggy.

You have an accent, too!

You have no case.

You have no case.

You have room, she's my daughter, why not?

You have to file for bankruptcy.

You have to file, too, because of your mortgage,

You have to sign these bankruptcy papers, honey.

You have to sign these bankruptcy papers, Honey.

You just take this, and you...

You knew that Bartholomew is the ex con in the story,

You know how my mom is always clogging the sink with her hair from the brushes?

You know how my mom's always clogging the sink with her hair from the brushes?

You know I've been watching you through that fence since you were a little girl?

You know, don't let it in.

You know, go out there and get some accounts.

You know, I'd like to go the next level. Put on a nice suit.

You know, I've been watchin' you through that fence since you were a little girl.

You know, my hands get raw and when I mop broken glass...

You know, we really need to find some more work for him.

You like dancing?

You made this yourself?

You met Gregory, our plant foreman.

You met Gregory, our plant foreman.

You must admit, Joy, that your life to date makes a stronger case for... disappointment.

You must admit, Joy...

You need a handsome prince, that's what you need: a prince.

You need a nice glass for a beautiful wine, you know?

You need this, you can get this,

You need this, you can get this,

You need this. You can get this.

You need to call right now, though.

You need to call right now, though.

You need to get your own house.

You need to move out.

You need to set those women up right now and get going.

You never mentioned any of this until I came to Trudy to ask for an investment.

You said that.

You said that.

You said to me that David Selznick, the son of immigrants,

You said to me that David Selznick, the son of immigrants...

You see that chart?

You see that chart?

You see those guys, I told them so many times, they still don't understand.

You sing all night at Angela Starpoli's club,

You sing all night at Angela Starpoli's club.

You suck!

You think it would be okay if I...

You touch it, and I kill you.

You touch it, and I kill you.

You un did the whole thing.

You undid the whole thing.

You wanna go on as you, then I hope you make it back.

You wanna just try it? You can try it...

You want me to bring this newborn into the world?

You want more work in the house?

You want to just try it? You could just try.

You were born to be the unanxious presence in the room.

You were born to be the... presence in the world.

You were not properly advised.

You were not properly advised.

You will never get the deed to the land again,

You won't be leaving with me

You work as a waitress?

You would do that for me?

You, you remember Angela? And her two brothers, right?

You... you remember Angela... and two brothers, right?

You'll be more comfortable with your baby.

You're a disturbed man!

You're a trip to the moon on gossamer wings.

You're almost over half a million dollars in debt,

You're dancing. Here you go.

You're even hidden from yourself.

You're even hidden from yourself.

You're going to be very big over there.

You're gonna have to accept the facts, Joy.

You're gonna have to check the facts, Joy.

You're gonna have to declare bankruptcy.

You're gonna have to move into an apartment.

You're gonna have to move into to an apartment,

You're gonna have to move out of your house immediately.

You're gonna have to move out of your house immediately.

You're gonna intoxicate her.

You're gonna make it back.

You're gonna mix in your blacks, your golds, your pearls.

You're gonna tell me how to be divorced?

You're gonna tell me how to be divorced?

You're most of half a million dollars in debt.

You're my guy.

You're never gonna make it in a man's world dressed like that.

You're not a widow or a widower.

You're not gonna believe this, you know that plumber that you recommended?

You're not sick, you're hungover!

You're not supposed to see this kind of thing, I'm very, very sorry,

You're not supposed to see this kind of thing.

You're our biggest seller, Todd, whatever you need to do

You're our biggest seller, Todd.

You're our number one seller.

You're racking up quite a steep bill, we had to fly out here, bail you out.

You're racking up quite a steep bill.

You're right, I AM disturbed! You're The Great Disturber!

You're right, I am disturbed.

You're sleepy anyway. We gotta go to bed.

You're so smart, you're so beautiful, I... I just...

You're so strong.

You're the great disturber!

You're trespassing!

You're welcome, mademoiselle.

You've gone mad, this is all YOUR fault!

You've gone mad. This is all your fault!

You've got the exact same outfit you had when you came in here.

You've got the exact same outfit you had when you came in here.

You've made terrible mistakes.

You've never mentioned any of this until I came to Trudy and asked for investment.

Your children's future, and your loss and you have to prepare yourself for that.

Your ex husband shouldn't be livin' in your basement,

Your ex husband shouldn't be living in your basement.

Your family eats, where you feed your children?

Your name is Trudy?

Your name is Trudy?

Your sister paid the increase, that you refused to pay.

1... 2... 3...

4, 5, 6...

5,107 sequins for...

10 months ago...

13 14. That's it?

13, 14, that's it? Thank you.

34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40.

38, 39, 40.

50,000 mops.

50,000 mops.

50...

A dusty, boring coffin. Yuck. Then why'd you ask me?

A guy I know. What guy?

A pleasure to meet you. Andre, this is my childhood friend, Joy.

A traveling clothes cleaner. Let's see it.

A very common spill for me. Hands, hands.

Adversaries in commerce. Adversaries in commerce.

AH misch. AH misch.

AH misch. What?

and all that stuff, the accounting... I know, I'll get them to you later, Dad.

And friends. Yes, and friends.

And friends. Yes.

And good luck. C'mon, Sweetie.

And he has all this music in his house? Yeah, this is his house.

And I'm helping. Yes, you are.

And now it turns out that I was right! This is not helpful, Tony!

And now it turns out that I was right... This is not helping, Tony!

And they hate each other. Yes.

And this is his ex wife. Good to meet you.

And what would you like to show us today? I have a self wring mop.

Are we gonna lose our house? Not you too.

Are you even allowed to do this? How embarrassing for you,

Are you even allowed to do this? How embarrassing for you...

Are you happy now? Fairly happy, yes.

Are you happy with your necklace?

Are you in love with Toussaint? I... I am, I WAS feeling alone,

Are you kidding? No.

Because you're gonna lose another job! No, honey, I'm sick!

But I do. Don't you talk to Danica that way.

But is that normal? That's how he made his money.

But the house, the kids? What's gonna happen, Joy, how would you do that?

but very durable. Go in, go into the hands.

But you have that magic touch, Sweetheart. Yeah.

But you're killing us all... silently. Retract that!

Can I give this to you? Yeah, I'll take care of it, yea.

Can I help you? I'm Joy, I'm here to see Gerhardt.

Can I help you? No but I...

Captain Jack? Yes, you're Captain Jack, the Flying Jackass.

Chaka. It's very good.

Cindy knows how to close it. Wow!

Cindy's gonna lay this down right... But you need to call in right now.

Come on, Dear, knock it back, Honey. Yeah.

Come, let's go c'mon, let's go.>/i> Tony, let's go.

Could we go to a call? We have a call.

Dad! Stop! He's disturbed, Joy!

Did we get a call, did we get a call? Okay... we got it!

Do you need some help? No, got it.

elegant... You can wear it alone, you can wear it...

Enough. Hey.

Every cent you've ever made? That's right.

Everybody's okay. How's work?

Everything! Everything!

Fine, we'll go for stovepipe. Thank you.

Friends in commerce. Yeah.

From now on we go with stove pipe. Thank you.

G'bye. Hi, this is 9833.

Get tickets, stuff like that, right? I get to do that?

Get up. I just told your boss you're going to work! But what did you lie for?

Ghost, you go away! My powers are even greater now.

Go get the next person, Tony. Okay.

Good luck with your date, Dad. Thank you, I'm excited.

Good night, Mom. I love you.

Good night, Mom. I love you.

Good, it might make you feel better. Thank you, I think I will.

Goodnight, Mommie. Good night, Sweetheart, go to bed.

Got everything? Yeah.

Gotcha back. You can put 'em on my ledgers

Gotta stay nice and loose. Are you tense?

Great. Thank you, Man.

Guys, stop. Please. I'm making you tense?

Haiti. Haiti.

Haiti. Haiti.

Haiti. It's French and Creole.

having an espresso, a nice Panini... Okay, okay, enough.

He did a World Wide patent search. What's a patent?

He owns the patent... This happens all the time in business.

He's from Venezuela. Who is that guy?

He's good. Let's not make trouble. He's very good.

He's in the basement with Tony? Yeah.

He's in the basement. I know that you're here, I'm joking.

He's not available. I'll wait.

He's very sensitive. He IS our number one seller,

Hello? Is this 7633? It's good.

Here they come. Now.

Here we are. Here we are.

Hey, listen. What?

Hey, Terry, you like this? Dad, no!

Hey, Terry! Stop.

Hey, Tito. Hey.

Hey. How you doing? Hey.

Hey... I'm Gerhardt. I'm Joy.

Hi, Andre. Nice to meet you.

Hi, Daddy. Hi, Baby.

Hi, Daddy. Hi, sweetie.

Hi, I'm Toussaint. Toussaint? Who's this guy?

Hi, Sharon! Hi, Sharon.

Hi, what are you doin' here? I'm returning him to you.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Joanne from New York. Joanne from New York.

Hi. Would you like to try a new mop? No.

Honey, the telephone isn't working. I know, I just got the notice.

How about now? No.

How much is it? It is $19.95.

How much is this mop? Nineteen ninety five.

I apologize sincerely... It's not gonna happen, okay?

I can't see you today. Why?

I could come pick you up. Yeah.

I did your taxes, I did your W 2s. Okay. Very important.

I dip it? Yes.

I do not get it. I do not get it.

I do not get it. What's he doing here? What's he doing here?

I don't get it. I don't get it.

I don't get it. What's he doing here? What's he doing here?

I don't have to. I don't care.

I don't know, c'mon. He let me in his...

I don't know. Just do it. One more.

I don't want a hot bath. I don't care.

I don't want him anymore. WHAT?

I got him some new clothes, you know? Okay. Okay.

I have a green Mercedes. Okay, 6:30, I'll be ready.

I have another bitch I'll have to go to. What?

I have something for you. Oh, Danica, you're so strong,

I have to declare bankruptcy. She has to.

I have to write it off. It just seems so wrong.

I know, I'm just... I understand business.

I listened to you, you were right. I just can't believe...

I love you, Grandpa. Love you.

I love you, too, Papa I love you guys.

I paid for them. Please. It took a lot of work.

I pick up the gun. Good.

I really like it, can we buy it? Take it easy, Christie.

I wanna sleep with Nana. No, you should sleep upstairs in your room.

I will always... Stay away from them!

I will get to the bottom of this. You've made TERRIBLE mistakes.

I won't. Costs are higher.

I'll be seeing you. Yes.

I'll surprise you. Okay, surprise me.

I'm disturbed! He's a damaged man!

I'm disturbed? He's a damaged man!

I'm gonna go talk to those ladies. for work, Joy.

I'm leaving. Good luck. Oh, my God. Here it goes.

I'm making you tense? Please.

I'm not payin' it. That was your design, you have to...

I'm not trespassing. Yeah, you're trespassing.

I'm proud of you. Thank you, Neil.

I'm pulling it and... Pull and twist.

I'm so sorry I failed you, Joy, I'm so sorry. Please, just go.

I'm taking this merchandise. No, no. We're leaving. We're leaving.

I'm tense, you're makin' me tense. Dad, stop!

I've got two kids. Joy, I'm sorry.

Is it a friendly call? It's a friendly call?

is not that difficult. Listen me.

Is talking... Is Tony there?

Is that correct? Please, stop using the word "we".

Is that it? No.

Is that okay? Yes, of course.

Is the queue full? Queue's full.

Is the queue full? <I> The queue's full.

It's a friendly call? It's a friendly call.

It's a... 900 number. What's a 900 number?

It's a... 900 number. What's a 900 number?

It's been a long journey. Yes, it has.

It's impossible. That's not true.

It's nice to see you. It's good to see you.

It's okay, Ma'am. I'm not trespassing.

It's okay. I, um...

It's the mop of the future. No thanks.

It's the mop of the future. No, thanks.

Joy, I think you're getting demoted. Hi, how you doing?

Joy, I think you're getting demoted. Hi, how you doing?

Joy, I'm sorry. Goodbye, nice to meet you.

Joy, water! Where are my cufflinks?

Joy. Hi, Leo.

Joy. Hi. Neil.

Just dunk it. I dip it?

Just gonna lay down for a second. ...this is on you!

Kmart property. Sir, please, I made those mops myself.

Leo Walker. And this is... she's his ex wife.

Let me show you my father's house. What?

Let's do it, one more. I do not know. Rudy.

Like this? Dad, no!

Look at that. Green. Afternoon.

Look at that. Morning.

Look at the detail. Look at the detail.

Look who's here. Look who's here.

Look. Black, night. Black, evening.

Look...black. Evening.

Love you, Grandpa. Love you.

Make sure you get down there, yeah, that's it. It's made of plastic, so it is lightweight,

Maybe tomorrow, if you can stay in town. No, we have the kids at home.

Maybe tomorrow. You know what?

Maybe... maybe, maybe a caller, is there a caller? What happened?

Mommy, the policeman. Ma'am.

Mommy, why isn't this phone working? Because I'm late on paying the bill.

Museums are full of dust and death. I like going to the café...

My carriage awaits. Have a great date.

My God, my God. You see?

My great grandmother had things like this. Yes, yes. Keep it going.

Night? I was still making... We're having cutbacks.

No germs. No.

No germs. No.

No, it's not safe. Yeah, it's expired.

No, no, I'm the first to say that. I understand business.

NO! How this?

No! Okay...

No! One more, knock it down, c'mon.

No! Yes! It WAS you, Clarinda.

No! No. How's this?

No! Sir! I feel like it's a couple of minutes... If I catch you around here again...

No. It's self wringing.

No. No?

No. Okay, one more. Knock it down. Come on.

No. Okay.

Not for me, for you? No, it's not for me.

Not now, Mimi. Joy, wait, wait..

Not you, too? Are we going to lose this house?

Now watch this. These can be yours.

Now what's gonna happen? No, wait.

Now you're tense? I'm tense. You're making me tense.

Now! Do it again, hands down, find another mop like this that exists

Of course at night. I mean, can you be more elegant?

Oh, an accent. Yes.

Oh, Dad, I'm so sorry. Yeah...

Oh, my God, what happened? I'm worried about you.

Oh, yes, I am from Italy. Oh, continental.

Oh! Ah!

Oh! Hi! How... How are you? What a nice voice you have.

Okay, I'm gonna clean all this up. Dad, no, don't clean it up.

Okay, okay, sounds good. Hello, is this 7633?

Okay, so it's the same guy, he owns the patent... This happens all the time in business,

Okay, surprise me. One small thing.

Okay? Okay.

Okay? Okay.

Okay? You're disturbed!

Okay. I love you. See you later. Yes?

Peggy went. Peggy?

Performers can be finicky creatures. He's very sensitive.

Phones are ringing! Phones are ringing! The phones are ringing. The phones are ringing.

Pull it and twist it. You got to pull it first before you twist it.

Pull it, pull it first. Push it in there.

push? You pull, you have to pull it.

Really? Yeah, I'm gonna be the next Tom Jones.

Right there. Thank you.

Rudy, you need to move out, too. WHAT?

Rudy! Do it, Tony.

Rudy! Do it, Tony.

Self wringer, huh? Yeah.

settled the accounts, balanced the books. Thank you.

She did it again. Again?

She wanted to be part of it. How could you send Peggy?

She's talking to her children. Is Tony in there?

So, you're from Memphis? Yes, I am.

So... So...

So... Stop.

Sorry. You're Joy.

Stove pipe, classic, got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. got it.

Stovepipe. Classic. Got it. Got it.

Terry, Toussaint. Okay, well.

Thank you for coming. Thank you.

Thank you, Sir. You're welcome, Mademoiselle.

Thank you. Go get the next...

Thank you. Good luck.

Thanks, Mimi. Sure.

that actually happened. I know.

That's a great job. Thank you.

That's all? No, it's over.

That's business. No.

That's enough, Tony, please. It's enough now?

That's enough, Tony. Please. It's enough, now?

That's it, stay right there. You are not going to

That's it? That's all?

That's what I like. You ate a Panini in a coffin, Rudy,

The Holiday Inn, ma'am. Holiday Inn.

The phones are ringing! The phones are ringing.

The phones are ringing. The phones are ringing.

The skinny pants you wanted. Yeah.

They will. 200,000 dollars.

They're not gonna give her a second chance. Don't give her another chance.

They're so good! They are! The teacher's band.

They're so good. They are, he teaches band.

This is a CLASS? Yes!

This is gonna be a disaster. Dad.

This is me. This is you?

This is my good friend, Tony. Tony Miranda.

This is only getting worse. I predicted tragedy, Joy.

This is snapping. Dad!

This is stealing! Lady, stop it.

This is... Toussaint. Toussaint.

Those are ours! I'm taking these with me!

To be a mother with courage. Who can't even support her children.

To be safe from any claims. Yes.

To try to contain my losses. Yeah.

To try to contain my losses. Yeah.

To you, baby. Dad!

Todd. I didn't mean to pressure you, Todd, I...

Todd... I didn't mean to pressure you, Todd.

Tommy's got a fever. Tommy has a fever!?

Tony Miranda. We work together at Campbell's.

Tony, take her to bed. I don't wanna go to bed, I wanna stay here.

Tony! You smell like my grandmother.

Tony. Marv, how are you?

Tony... Not in manufacturing.

Touissant. Touissant.

Trudy, we have to offer her something. Again? Why me?

Try the black. Okay.

Try the black. Okay.

We are doing an invention. Cheers.

We called 'em as soon as you showed up! These are my molds!

we called them as soon as... These are MY molds!

We can stay. See you tomorrow.

We can take it step by step, all right? Thank you.

We can't make heads or tails. We don't know what is.

We don't have money for that work, Mom. Well...

We don't smell you, we don't see you, I'm not a gas leak.

We don't smell you, we don't see you... I am not a gas leak!

We'll see you tomorrow, okay? Thank you, ma'am.

We'll see you tomorrow, okay? Thank you.

We're gonna need to get a plumber in here. What?

We're takin' this with us. No! Don't! We're leavin'.

Welcome. Thank you.

Welcome. Thank you.

Well how much is this mop? It's $19.95.

Well, but we have real issues here. Sorry.

Well, can't you fix it, Joy? This has surpassed my capabilities.

What are you doing? 17, 18,

What can I do? After all these years?

What can I do? After all these years.

What country? Hong Kong.

What did you like at the museum? What did I like?

What did you like at the museum? What did I like? I'll tell you what I like.

What do you think? Terry. Terry, oh, Terry.

What guy? He used to work with me.

What is happening to you, Mother? I don't know what's going on.

What is he doing here? Sharon brought him back.

What is your name? My name is Rudy, what's yours?

What kind of parent are you, huh? Yeah, Tony.

What!? Oh, no.

WHAT? Another bill from Gerhardt.

What? Another bill from Gerhardt.

What? No...

What? Oh, no.

What? Yes.

What's going on here? This is my good friend, Tony.

What's this? Hey, miss.

Where did you go to high school? Pinefield Public High.

Where would I go? You cannot sell on

Who makes your parts? A factory out in California.

Who's the bald guy? That's my music teacher.

Why do you have to be so negative? They will.

Why, you think it's costing us business? I don't think it's helping.

Will you stop it? Rudolph, please! Enough.

Wish me luck. You don't need it.

with an insane asylum person. What else, Captain Jack?

With the children? Yeah.

With the pipes in her room? Yeah.

Wow. Check my music class, accountant girl.

Wow. Wow.

Wow. That's big. That is big. Yeah. Yeah.

Ya got everything? Yeah.

Ya know, maybe tomorrow. You know what...

Yea! Yea!

Yeah, he's very good. Yeah, but he specialized in garment business.

Yeah, that's normal. Yes!

Yeah, this is 9873, just checking my mailbox. What is that?

Yeah, Tony. Enough!

Yeah? Better if it's that way.

Yeah. I've been watching you grow up.

Yeah. Make it best. Yeah.

Yes, Bartholomew is back! No no.

Yes, best, better, better, if you look at it that way. Yes.

Yes, I did. Good.

Yes, I did. Good. All right.

Yes, sir. Thank you.

Yes, Toussaint. Well, I hired him.

Yes. And then I...

Yes. But we have real issues here.

Yes. Thank you.

Yes. In California. Yes.

Yes.. Arnold, why don't you give it a try?

You broke things again. He did break stuff.

You broke things again. He did.

You can pay more. I can't pay more.

You can pay more. I can't pay more.

You can. What!?

You can. What?

You cannot sell on Kmart property! I made those mops myself.

You don't know. Come on. He let me into his...

You don't seem joyous today. Perhaps I'm not so joyous today.

You find the best partner, it's smart. He doesn't understand business.

You know how to hold it? Yeah, yeah.

You know how to hold it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You made this yourself? Yes, I did, Ma'am.

You ready? Yeah.

You ready? Yeah.

You see it? Not yet.

You wanna fire a few rounds? I do.

You wanna fire a few rounds? I do.

You want more work in the house? Yeah.

You want to... Do I have a vagina?

you WILL be prosecuted. the mop can do it...

You will not regret owning this. No, you will not.

You work as a waitress? Yes, Ma'am.

You would do that for me? Of course.

You're a thief, Gerhardt! Be careful...

You're a thief! You're a thief, Gerhardt! Be careful, come on, come on.

You're dancing. No.

You're dancing. No.

You're gonna intoxicate her. It is natural, it's all herbal, nothing strong.

You're gonna make it back. I'm gonna make it back?

You're not a widow or a widower. What's the difference, I'm single.

You're trespassing! It's not your patent!

You're trespassing. I was in your office!

You're welcome. Right here?

Your name is Trudy? Yes.

...and I am twisting it.

...business, frankly.

...disappointment.

...even from beyond the grave.

...that were inspired by all of the times that I was in Dynasty and Falcon Crest.

...that'll mean more money for you.

...you are not going to find another mop like this that exists.

'Cause I have a feeling you don't know exactly where you are right now, am I right?

"Go home, Joy."

"Hope springs eternal."

"Make up to 50,000 mops."

♫ A house with love in it ♫

♫ A roof so plain and bare. ♫

♫ Although there are a thousand things ♫

♫ And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two ♫

♫ And if we go someplace to dance I know that there's a chance you won't be... ♫

♫ I know I stand in line until you think you have the time to spend an evening with me. ♫

♫ I know I stand in line until you think you have the time to spend an evening with me. ♫

♫ Is rich indeed. ♫

♫ Mama told me not to come! ♫

♫ that house may need ♫

$200,000!

$299.

$39.99.

Ça se fait comme ça in Haiti.

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