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And could you get three dates for my friends
Come on you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes you fucked up you trusted us
Damn glad to meet you
I just talked to her last week she was gonna make a pot for me
Mine's bigger than that
Neidermeyer dead
No no no don't think of it as work the whole point is just to enjoy yourself
Now we could fight them with conventional weapons but that could take years and cost millions of lives
Oh my cucumber it's bigger
Psychotic but absolutely right
Take it easy i'm in pre law man
The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests we did
We are gonna die we're the only white people here
Well you can do what you want to us but we are not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the united states of america!

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