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After lunch naughty things dipped sharply forcing give us upwards with nikki nikki new
Ah welcome to maspeth follicle goose creature ampersand spawn wet catholic blue slivered endeavor and praying
Almost magnificent unmerciful majesty master of the universe protector of the meat cause knows we are not worthy to pick the season and untrammeled illite
Also take anything seriously he's up at six o'clock every morning working on special training equipment designed to keep him silly
Amongst our weaponry outside starbucks element of fear surprise ruthless specially an almost fanatical devotion of both are nice red uniform
And all my rights are putting the case against the government is a small patch of brown liquid
And i'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose
And now for something completely different
And now for something completely different aman with three buttocks
And now the sound of John Denver being strangled you came on my pillow blouse
And this is of course pure bullshit
And what this one green surprise oh that's all speciality covered in darkness authorities moved chocolate pudding properties gomez stainless steel bolts we have bunch tape
And when do you expect to get married or otherwise for ryu how many weeks
And why did you join the army if I pour water skiing and former travel size
Anybody can versus
Anyway the wind says sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry I don't like being called eddie baby thank god I don't like being called eddie levy now get on the interview
Are you an encyclopedia salesman no matter mama burger burger people I think you're an encyclopedia salesman or not over door let me in please I let you in your salary encyclopedias
Are you gay hyper very wealthy to approve
Are you proposing to slaughter items does that don't fit in with your plans
Argument intellectual process contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes
At home
Based on like a piece of maine
Be one hundred and twenty seven thousand plus prettily osha
Because waivers with this portion I have fuckin' waving with it yet happy now
Bike in spanish something with that far my counter strike spam
Bring the riverchase tomorrow we talking for him 'cause I thought they just had it was wonderful so i'm getting bowling party for a few friends will be there and back in jenison michigan and vegeta...
But if you might have the amazing adventures of captain gladys stout pamphlet anhur intrepid spaniel stig amongst the giant pygmies of beckles of volume eight
But it's the truth as hitchcock observed in the box no there isn't on the ambiguities put on weight
But more interesting oh yeah
But nothing is predictable in this tough harsh highly competitive world where today's champion is tomorrow's crocodile ship
But of course the probe itself has excited great deal of interest for it contains uranium based your transmission sells entirely recharged by solar radiation which can take off a bra and panties in...
But there hasn't been a murder another oh I don't like it too simple to set up
But who's going to boil on his semprini then
Call you understand little five missing gay bars later or when it's coming walking perfume shops in an eagle professor innocent little boy
Can you come to arrange a holiday or would you like a blowjob
Chrome two faced with the miracle ingredient fraudulent
Cool spaces essence pressures on the loop
Correct it doesn't say anything down here all about luck but yes it does on the bottom of the box after mono sodium glutamate
Could be nothing wrong one healthy man beating the living daylights out of middle school
Data is a clever little bastard you can track him for guys and eyes until you really get to know him like a fence in as your way and you know he's there it's a game of wits your hide him any respec...
Denzel differently than what did he do you suck at some really tricks dramatic irony metaphor baseballs puns parody litotes and sent her
Destroy ninety nine percent of their own household pests with precise rustproof easy to handle low calorie simpsons individual impressed thing it's free from artificial coloring as used in hospitals
Destroying household pest this strong household pets how well it there because the mouse you can strangle him with it and if there smaller annual phone number definition
Did you act promptly enough any left wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party
Do you fast fast
Do you have on your prize you still on top of the head
Do you want to come back to my place bouncy bouncy
Don't come here with that POS talk enough he stuck up twitch
Don't do it
Don't play games with me
Erogenous
Even know report here it says that you are an extremely dull person an art experts describe you as an appallingly dull thinner unimaginative timid spineless easily dominated no sense of humor tedio...
Fallout boy bursting out wet pussycat
Finally in the disgusting objects international friendly tonight england beat spain by a plate of rays pass through a putrid heron
Fix up a rhino invariably conclude throwing logic somewhat joyously to the four winds and so we fresh about on our new thing full transported by animal passion until we sink back exhausted onto the...
Food drives me mad
Fresh fruit not good enough for you who well let me tell you something my legs when you're walking out tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch a logan breaks and someti...
Friday? #friday #monty python #pet shop #parrot conversion #i need it tomorrow #its a gift
From the back benches there were opposition shouts of postcards for sale and a healthy cry of who likes a sailor then from the minister without portfolio
Gay boys in bondage what is tragedy comedy story of a man great love for his fellow man
Gentlemen I pray silence before the president of the royal society for putting things on top of other things
Get some cloth and some bits of old paper but it down on the floor and shoot everybody
Gets caught in the nets only venture no no yes that's fair enough i'll give you that
Give me that you snotty faced heap of parrot dropping
God you turn me on when you're angry you ancient group
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Has tax being paid on it yes this is after tax things that readers flight of the income tax five points of a further sixpence while swallowed up in text cite possible further sixpence yes i'm fine ...
Have you got anything without spam spam egg sausage and spend that much time
Hawaii
Hawaii five oh that's fair panties in please
He's got to be abusing ferry
Heart rates do you know of a shame if someone was to set fire to them
Hello I would like to bear fish license please
Hello well it's just off the eight o'clock in time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode
Hinsdale within looney but it was a happy looney
Home free now
Honey that penguin being there
How about a sailor to TT definitely not
How about his relationship with women or I may be an idiot but I love full
How far is lake down a bit take us now set up your wild fish cakes there you are lovely pussycat not a product ad but you mean but it would now for the halibut
How long are you done at the kangaroo what kangaroo no problem i'll point him out I never saw a kangaroo hurt his right at the back i'll point him out no sweat i'll make him into a disciple
How long is it that's a rather personal question sir
How many couples have responded so far so far pizza after the present moment i've spotted nearly or no early one nearly one
How to find all characters
How's nick the sea captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow he loved the life of the sea and he loves to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies
I always wanted to be a lumberjack
I apologize for that particular for this a bit more interesting
I bottled it listen you really finished at the opening of the city bridge club they were fishing them out of the main series every half an hour
I call it clap and it gets me very
I cut down trees to wear heels suspenders and uh
I don't care how fucking running it is handed over with all speed
I don't like spam
I don't think there is no
I don't wanna keep anybody not breaking
I have
I just want to come in ransack reply honestly probably snow encyclopedias
I just want to make sure that you'll be able to look after my daughter wow yeah probably I will look after or sport
I largely VR me please that god heavens man why it's dangerous
I love being a hunter all my life I love animals that's why I like to kill him
I mean what this one cockroach cluster
I object all this sex on the television I mean I keep falling off
I really not by this tobacconist it is scratched
I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
I speak dutch panties or indeed any items of what we find is called sexy underwear but it's valerie may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet
I thought this was currently no no just watch it my watch only currency i've got to watch on the currency and i've watched it and i've got it
I wanna last supper with one christ twelve disciples no kangaroos no scrambling in acts like fancy lunch or you don't get paid bloody fascists
I want you to be a lumberjack leaping from tree to tree as they thought someone like you rivers of british columbia the guys redwood
I will not buy this record it is scratched
I will still register incomplete
I would buy some cheap
I would I purchased it off an hour ago you were showing me that is total lack of movement but due to it being tired and check out a prolonged squawk
I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high pitched whine
I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed and these history of my best place open nude in the history of talk hold on sorry
I'll go ahead and get stop over ten years five years none of my stuff was not headed to stop at all
I'll have a website to start with the first course I am familiar course so i'll have a whiskey for main course and i'll follow that with a wish people putting and what would you like with it sir wh...
I'm a completely self taught idiot
I'm afraid you'll lose both the previous week and your youngest daughter
I'm at my second wife at the second wife swapping party trust me to arrive late
I'm going to shoot you throws ahead
I'm great pleasure in announcing the danger cut back on subs expenditure of twelve million canadian dollars plus a refund of seminars million deutschemarks from the swiss branch and in addition add...
I'm guessing obviously being a fairly formal mode and it would be difficult to tell which of the communist agitators
I'm not going to sugar plum no pussycat no angel draws no you may not
I'm not your hobbies outside summarizing well is strangling animals golf and mustard
I'm sorry mister johnson he's a bit on edge he hasn't slept since nineteen forty five
I'm terribly sorry excuse me
I'm the chairman of a multi million pound corporation and you are a very new chartered accountant isn't it possible there may have been some mistake well that's very kind yourself not anything i'm ...
If I argue with you I must take up a country position yet but that's not just say no it doesn't yes it is no it doesn't
If we do the phones out wouldn't be crunchy what is
If you want to go and I thought of maine not maine not much known amanece item or
If you're going to split hairs i'm going to kiss off
In the debate a spokesman accused the government of being silly and doing not at all good things remember except this in a spirit of healthy criticism but denied that it ever been naughty with the ...
In this picture there are forty seven people none of them can be seen
In your plan a better britain for us you claim that you would build eighty eight thousand million billion houses a year in the greater london area alone thank you built any three in the last fiftee...
Inflammation of the foreskin remindme of your smile
Intercourse the penguin
Irish still register incomplete
Is hacking stuff
Is it lisa meg television sets watch that flashes on male looks fairly bush
Is this right over documents
It is incredible isn't it that in these days when man could walk on the moon and workout the most complicated hire purchase agreements I still get these terrible headaches
It's a fair cop but societies divide agree will be charging him too
It's being hit on the head lessons in here stupid concept
It's his blend of gymnastic know how reptilian expertise and culinary skill that's turned many unappetising novice into a crocodilian banquet
It's not enough to blow monkeys from
It's not much but she shop is it while it's in the district was playing the logic underlying that concludes what's so strange that it certainly uncontaminated by chief
It's so boring quotes not much of a subject is it
Jenny get software talk and goes back to bed again because it's part of word
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Ladies and gentlemen I don't think any and all contestants this evening i've succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of proust masterwork so i'm going toward the first prize this evening the gir...
Last summer I commission from you and I last supper I want with twelve disciples and one christ one yes will you please tell me what in god 's name but that's due to paint this with three rights today
Launch sunday when my parents are coming round for T I I asked him if he'd mind very much not known in mind to the floor that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand
LEGO friends on stick little pipe in the back this next week can breathe better gold paint make good you need a very big tank so great conversation piece all right all right but only if I can watch
Lemon curry
Locations work now now I want that really alters fault
Long prostitute will dodge in any sexual activity what does that mean
Lucky I didn't tell him about the dirty knife
Many of my best friends are lumberjacks and only a few of them are transvestites
Mister hoelter standing as a national boesch list handed it he's got wonderful plans for mine had like what welfare start he wants to an exponent
Mister nesbitt had learned the first lesson of not being seen not to stand up however he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover
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Morning i'm a bank robber peter panic just hand over all at it this is a larger shops are
Morning morning morning i'd like some aftershave thanks for mister walters wave list if I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave
Mrs red bag if you don't mind me saying so badly need an expensive course of psychiatric treatment i'm not going to say a trip to our dearly will cure you but it will give hundreds of low paid work...
My brain hurts too
My heart is a victim love of omaha or bullroarer might have been infected
My hovercraft is full of eels
Naked
Never kill a customer
Nevertheless I advise you in future to replace the words crunchy frog with the legend crunchyroll unbound real dead frog if you want to avoid prosecution
Nipples rose dramatically during the morning by mid afternoon while teeth clenched on but it remains firm
No can it snow robbins know nothing cheese vegetables I can't buy that it's torn
No don't talk to me like that's a lion boss said
No I expect our weapon this applies applies anfisa
No i'm not going to class now nothing in my suitcase now now watches cameras radio sauce yes four watch is no no no one one watch no no no no no no watch it all no precision watch is now
No it's people like you what cause unrest
No man will be derbyshire light infantry entertainers with a precision display of bad temper
No no fair lady the rest was too smutty now with my wife while I left three to me awhile from shakespeare 's gay boys in bondage
No no no no you loopy properly make
No no other pregnancy penguin penguin penguin
No OK you're bloody pusillanimous behavior makes me vomit
No two people three people have just fallen passed out window plus we've already oh yeah
No well we don't have a right to be bugged by television for two case the well known dutch author patch to save time I should add that we don't have probably planted by dolphins or farmborough slud...
Nobody expects the power button
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition #spanish inquisition #monty python #unexpected
Not managing director of conquistadors seems this morning and he's very unhappy with your campaign fairly unhappy fact he shot himself by police are extremely well
Not only been here three years so in three years you spotted no camp yes in only three years of her life or prepare five i've been camel spotting for just the seven years
Not that silly
Note the huge vested typist in the background
Nudge Nudge #hint #take a hint #reminder #subtle reminder
Oh god triple fracture right leg dislocated collarbone and multiple head injuries so I do most of the heavy work
Oh i'm sorry just one moment and is this a five minute argument or the full half hour
Oh it's alright input the dead indian in the spare room on top there done
Oh my
Oh this is futile that isn't my favorite good argument you didn't know you came here for an argument
Oh wicked wicked wicked I don't know what i'm eating out of it that's not that's not that's not say no more
Oh yeah you know
Oh you do fun anymore
One time I had someone who was beautiful and young and I am free whatever happened to her he divorced her and married maine
Or I can say if I did it
Or scroll battle with a new additive GL C nine four two follow seven five after six PM nine four two four oh four seven
Or we could currently be delicious with a few french fries bit of brookline stuff in delicious
Per pound your slimy toilet bowl cover pool sire
Phone
Phone is determine it's just that most of the members in stafford sure feel whole things a bit silly
Please excuse my wife she may appear to be a rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica
Please excuse my wife she may not be a very beautiful and she may have no money until maybe a little time with us boring and dull but on the other hand
Please fondle my bum
Please my house for the germans allowed enchantment certainly not
Plumbing you're a man of the world squad yes I mean you've been around a bit I you buy you've done it what do you mean or mean I mean not too few bad you buy slept with a lady yes what's it like
Plus brown and sounds like a bell tongue
Plus it's not that it's in it very silly indeed
Power not to be seen
Pretty well just spent four hours vary in the past
Probably you responsible for finding scanty panties and golden goddess high lift bras on planets which one thought able to sustain life another bananas discovered a new galaxy and things were going...
Problem that comes with me watch is at all spain spain 's explain label says uric so yes well it was fine then
Pulling i'm bound of adventure I i'm smoke too much well you better cut down a little then
Put some women still all day thing around in bars
Really call you any baby did I sweetie
Really good sugar do wish mother and not at all the kind of person is expected pulverizer opponent into a bloody mass of flesh and roll gold
Right I have to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed drink a cup of sulfuric acid work twenty nine hours a day down milan payment online for permission to...
Right now let's see something decent and military don't precision drilling camping i've got your number that you couldn't afford me there two three
Right now no longer infected
Robot
Rumpleteazer rounded inky tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumb dumb bush in the shade of the magic blade down in dingley dell there he sold contraceptive
Script was mother alarmed by the unusual sounds of medical entered the room and found what was apparently in suicide
Search please
See a trend is to the guest reports is the limpid this off flooded little beast with its tent light show is always on the job lactic these are something started frankly I don't know other female li...
Sex sex sex must get safe
She fires across the studio and lands in a bucket of water about herself no rifling huh
Shut up the holder must botany lesson
Shut your festering gob yet in your type make me feel too vacuous stuffy nose mellow roseburg
Sit there on your load some spotty behind squeezing blackheads not caring a tinkers customer struggling artist you excrement
So
So he won't move everything in the main bedroom then it uses spare rooms are done room
So he's passed out kick him in the balls
So he's so coffee brings new meaning to the word vomit
So i'd like to leave some for get killed please
So i'll do state wins allow myself i'm tired no healthy in my door sensor in for me to lose my louder almain toyo intercept my scooter allow me to introduce myself i'm afraid I was also no one dies...
So i've heard of unisex not never read it
So let us now praise famous mental homes for movies like
So mister S of bronco that's three thousand pounds please to stop us revealing your name the name of the three other people involved the youth organisations which they belong and the shop where you...
So that's not dirty so resting
So that's not like we don't normally sense here we just want the money
So that's what I call it dispersal
So this
So this is still send us fifteen pounds by return of post please and your husband trevor and your lovely children diane jenison julius need never know the name of your lover in bolton
So we weren't going away i'm proud to examine this man it's all it's all right I am a doctor actually i'm a gynecologist but this is my lunch are
So welcome is nothing but a homosexual the worst kind this gay boy and a gastric positive where crustacean is linsen malusis screaming prancing limp wristed queen of that deep makes me sick
So what you got well they've been taken stand and bacon and spam and bacon sausage and spam spam bacon sausage and spam fathead spam spam bacon spam spam sausage spam spam spam bacon spam 's brothe...
Some of your friends he said william I cannot wait till lunchtime
Some region is the first church to take a fallen off the title person if you like a bit of love your neighbor and who doesn't anakin then see vera and sicily during the image
Specially grown for those keen on regurgitation a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends
Stand and deliver
Stop it's quite simple to deal with a banana for you first of all you're forced him to drop someone other then you eat a banana that he told me he would have anything outlet
Stop right there this is absolutely disgusting i'm not going to stand for it
Suppose you gotta bunch shut up suppose he's got a pointed stick stop
Tchaikovsky was either tortured soul who poured out his immortal longings into dignified passages of stately music or was it just an old port who wrote choose
Tell me a better how do you in fact got any cheese here at all yes really no not really so you know so not a scrap or deliberately wasting your time
Tell me something have you confused your cat recently
Tell me what you do when you spot a camel I take its number camels don't have numbers are well you got to know where to look at on the side of the engine of a piston box what I of course you gotta ...
Terry is my lovely fish
Thank you for the great queen like allotted are poster
That particular story time we talk fast but some magic power much three long will not really
That then got the program to it
That was working to finance so that was obviously wilkins was robinson wilkins was robertson that was wilkins oh yeah
That's comfy chair
That's not the point that there are twenty eight disciples too many kind of course it's two minutes
That's the problem what is the disciples all thanks to *******
The BBC would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that sketch it is not be busy policy to get easy laughs with words like bum knickers body or we wheeze
The british navy is one of the finest and most effective and bushes fighting volume I love those white flats houses in the feel of rough broussard on those particle buttocks
The clarity is devastating but where is the ambiguity over there in a box
The dial
The great thing about kenny 's is almost totally stupid
The license fee or pet be correct call erik erik the be no no no eric the offbeat he had an excellent
The most goes around a little fellows scarcely strays from the subject of you know what
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The park is next such as well how much how much do bad it won't fiber feel right right down here on partners in next come on pocket every city park it come on back every stupid man i'm online jump
The shadow minister said he could no longer deny the rumors but he and the dax and we're very happy
The singling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new color of maine not see the flat part athletes him
The tenants arrive here in the entrance hall are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt and extreme comfort past murals depicting mediterranean scenes towards the rotating knives
The third is may pick up
There's a dead bishop on the landing
There's no it's spelled reign of luxury yachts but it's pronounced throat wobbler mangrove
There's nothing wrong with you than expensive operation can't prolong
There's only one thing in the world worse than being with him then that is not being with him
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They would select a victim and then threatened to beat him up if he paid them the so-called protection money before they started another operation which they called the other operation in this brac...
They've got the noise army by sir colonel yeah we wouldn't want anything to happen for it
Things are what town you're done three underrated every toppings would you want it
This depraved integrating special is going to stop right now do you hear me
This house is surrounded i'm afraid I was not ask anyone to leave the rock now I must ask never no I was asking everybody so I must not ask anyone to leave the room no one must be asked by me clear...
This is a city of sketch out it'll be there so we stop it
This is a dog license with the word dog crossed out and cat written in crayon man didn't have the right format man man from a cat protective after lily detector van humane
This is a meme I find fellow you are a big bobtail
This is a sniveling little rat faced get
This is an ex parrot
This man is ernest scribbler manufacturer of jokes in a few moments he will think of the funniest joke in the world and as a result he will die nothing
Time in filipino
Victor red aspers neck poorest optimism for pose the question first place
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We had ways will belong to abuse you in a few moments and now if you'll excuse me I have to go and commit suicide
We have translators working in joke proof condition dryer manufacturer a german version of the judges they worked on one word each for greater safety one of them saw two words by mistake and had sp...
We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating
We need children animals have two kids admiring the string and a dog admiring the archbishop 's place in the streets
We recently bought nuclear test all this is your free dead indian
We should all stop bickering and eat meat
We were evicted from our old in the ground we ought to go live in the lake
We're gonna happen I thought you put down really really old now we just don't like it
We've every facility here for dealing with people who are rich we can deal with a blocked purse we can drain private counsel in the worst cases we can perform a total cash ectomy which is total rem...
Welcome iowa pacifist note i'm not vice versa i'm a coward
Well he's having a lot of mental difficulties with these breakfasts but this is temperament caused by a small particle of brain in his skull
Well I didn't plan about people will hold things up by complaining about people complain about time something is done about it
Well I should definitely say you are suffering from severe personality disorder so sublimate NG itself in a lactic obsession which could get worse depending on how much money you got
Well I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused
Well i'm sorry but i'm going to have to shoot
Well that was really horrible complaining
Well that's great
Well there's a personal pan these city party have held less than what you make it at norman well this is largely as I predicted except that these silly party one
Well this is already significant result of it move normally very sensible constituency were high proportion of people who aren't a bit silly has gone completely gaga
Well those nasty if we burn as you get stuffed in the flames crackle crackle crackle which is a bit of a shock if you're not quite dead but quick and then you get a box of issues which you can pret...
Well we we dug her up and pay for a screen test helmet formality in her case and then she still act well well she still has enormous kind of indefinable know
Well you know bloody useless order body wash out you make me sick you we
Wendy's is the point
What a silly butt
What about those that got found it
What is he got his job then
What is it now you great pillock
What is the main food that penguins eat eat no no
What job do you do all clear public lavatories is their promotion involved oh yeah after five years I give me a graph
What's the matter with johnson said well he's not kosher I depends how he kill himself
When can issue really deep sleep that is one are the only way to wake him up is through saw his head off
When we got home I like that with such as to sleep with self
Which is magma will you stand up please
Who is in the living hand
Who is the decomposition of problem we did have to put in the fridge between takes
Why don't you want to eat me my daddy johnson said so what I said
William hank prepare for a much tougher audio amos and well I found a moth in the helicopter to laird away from the flowers and then roy comes along and the lockheeds staff by death and attacks up ...
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With everything about you get done I didn't know that when I find the four well known I wasn't on the form they found it wasn't good for business
With those divine looney believe in the power faster turn their heads pop up
World war one
Would be invading wasting our lives all this nonsense OK media john forever
Would you like a group of lemmings
Yeah after explicate the truth from this unbeliever on pain of torture
Yeah exactly double crossing right
Yeah I think I don't bloody clara
Yeah i'm seeing my wife anyway I don't know oh thank god do that
Yeah man
Yeah that's standing
Yep body somebody in this room must murder me tomorrow's about it if somebody in this room which nobody mostly the body in the room not to be left by anybody nobody leaves anybody all the money whe...
Yes burglar madam what you want I want to come in and steal a few things madam
Yes i'm sorry I can't say the letter B C yes that's right so do trauma I suffered when I was a small boy I was attacked by bat acateno I bet
Yes sir I would like to complain about that last scene about people falling out of high buildings I myself have worked all my life in such a building and have never once i
Yes we have quite a number of idiots banking here what kind of money is there an idiot well nowadays are really blistering idiot can make anything up to ten thousand pounds a year it's easy ahead o...
Yes well that's the sort of blinkered filastine pig ignorance i've come to expect from U noncreative garbage
You do have some children closer to change after we got no no don't tell me i'm coming to get fair enough
You don't love me anymore she will know often postulate if you did you would give me one now and again so that I would not have to rely on the trends in ****stani for my orgasm
You gave this struggle posture with a quick flick of
You have beautiful eyes
You know i'm still with my bed
You please go on personating conversation i've ever had
You whining hypocritical toadies
You're very silly man and i'm not going to interview
You've got a pet halibut and choosing out of thousands in like the others they're all two flat you must be a looney
Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for
Your little pins please
Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy
'cause once you see one yet you've seen 'em all and have you seen them all but i've seen one on a little one on picture of i've heard about them

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