The Simpsons - Season 5 Edit

A ''walking bird. ''

A Bob Mackie!

A bouquet of po ohhh.

A certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal.

A creature of pure malevolence.

A few weeks ago, I was a washed up actor with a drinking problem.

A funny thing happened to me

A hedge maze, a moat, bleached hardwood floors and a bottomless pit.

A hedge maze, a moat, bleached hardwood floors and a bottomless pit.

A horrible yet innocent person is going to jail.

A hush falls over the general assembly...

A little mincing would be nice.

A little sissy boy who's too scared to come forward.

A little to the left.

A lot of blue hair? [ Giggles ] What a freak.

A lot of women are going to want to have sex with you...

A love that will be with you always.

A maturing Joe Piscopo left Saturday Night Live to conquer Hollywood.

A nice glass of warm milk, a little nap, and a total frontal lobotomy.

A place where we can work on our extra credit assignments...

A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed 1 20 people.

A prayer! A prayer in a public school!

A rescue plane! Get the flare gun!

A robbery, right. Thanks for the report.

A round of applause please for Anastasia!

A second, plastic Malibu Stacy took America by storm.

A single mother can't win in a man's world.

A small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot.

A small, petty man.

A special celebrity dad has been arranged for ya.

A very goodjob frosting Maggie's birthday cake.

A.k.a. Sideshow Bob.

A's on Bart's report card?

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! There's cheese in this sandwich!

About seven minutes a pound should do it.

About the policeman who solves crimes in his spare time.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

According to this map...

Actually, he's been here since sunrise.

Actually, I think it might really help our economy.

Actually, I've been working on a plan.

Actually, it wasn't me. It was my dad, Grampa.

Actually, it's exactly as I remembered it.

Actually, Mom, a tweaking of Mr. Burns's foibles, if done with the greatest of care...

Actually, sir, we found the jade monkey.

Actually, we were just planning the father son river rafting trip.

After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us?

After all, we did agree to attend a self help seminar.

After Bart somehow put this tattoo on my butt.

After breakfast, me and Milhouse are going down to the ravine.

After he saved my life.

Again. ''Here comes Sideshow Mel. Sideshow Mel.''

Against Grampa being in love?

Agent Wesson, Department of Labor.

Ah, Bobo.

Ah, Bobo. Reunited at last.

Ah, did you see that jerk?

Ah, don't worry, Smithers. He's playing hardball now...

Ah, don't worry. I'm sure I'll remember it.

Ah, for some reason, Moe's always closed on Wednesdays.

Ah, geez. Will you look at that?

Ah, he seems to know the students' names.

Ah, heck. Now, where am I gonna get a Danish?

Ah, home to my loving family.

Ah, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother. Family only, you know?

Ah, I just threw on an old rerun. No one will know the difference.

Ah, I must admit I do miss the school.

Ah, I'm alive! I'm alive!

Ah, incorrect, Marge two perfectly good jackets.

Ah, it's about the same. Uh oh! Look out, Smithers!

Ah, it's okay. There's no sugar in pixie sticks.

Ah, le motjuste. [ Kisses ]

Ah, Lise, won't it be great to cast off the shackles..

Ah, McGonigle eases the pain.

Ah, my old Squishee machine.

Ah, no problem, guys.

Ah, Oliver North. He was just poured into that uniform.

Ah, one more.

Ah, the college road trip.

Ah, the daily newspaper.

Ah, the guy's hepped up on goofballs.

Ah, the morning horoscope.

Ah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel.

Ah, there's nothing like moonshine from your own still.

Ah, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves.

Ah, these should help those fallen arches. Enjoy

Ah, true. But it's also standard procedure...

Ah, wallet inspector.

Ah, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel.

Ah, yes. Naturally, I can't pay you much of a reward, because I'm strapped for cash.

Ah, young love.

Ah, your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.

Ah,just get one of those inflatable women.

Ah! Do you work here, little boy?

Ah! Oh, it's you.

Ah. Finally, a little quiet time...

Ah. The last peanut

Aha! Aw. Twenty dollars.

Ahh, ballet.

Ahh!

Ahh! Smithers, I'm so happy.

Ahh. Everything really wrapped up nicely. Hmm. Much quicker than usual.

Ahhh

Ain't you never seen a naked chick ridin' a clam before?

Al, let's have sex!

ALL [SINGING]: One chorus line of people

All beer trucks heading toward Springfield have been diverted.

All except that police officer. Yuck! Too Village People. You'll have to replace him.

All hail Krull and his glorious new regime.!

All he ever did was eat, sleep and drink beer.

All his employees have to help out at the party...

All I need is a title.

All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating and maybe building a little fort.

All I've gotta do is take this uniform back after school

All right then. Let's see what the old Simpson family is up to now.

All right, all right, smart guy.

All right, all right! I'll get rid of the trampoline.

All right, all right. I won't take the dog. Come here.

All right, backwards boy, back your butt down to detention.

All right, brain. It's all up to you.

All right, here's the 41 1 , folks.

All right, loony, show me what you got.

All right, maybe I said some things, some personal things.

All right, we're breaking early tonight, class.

All right, you little punks. Prick up your freakin' ears...

All right, you poindexters. Let's get this right.

All right, you! Hand over the cash, and don't try any funny stuff!.

All right! Free laserium.

All right! I've been waitin' nine years to get my Frisbee back.

All right! Now all we need is a name.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. You win for now...

All right. Are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep?

All right. But after Leno, I'm all laughed out, you know.

All right. But this time clean off the applicator!

All right. But, remember, it's mine.

All right. Come on, pops.

All right. Get the scent, boy. Come on. Get the scent.

All right. Here we go. Three, two, one.

All right. I'll bring in a woman.

All right. Let's get our stories straight.

All right. The first thing they told me to do...

All right. We'll give the stupid elephant to the stupid animal refuge.

All right. Why do you want to become a part of the Kwik E Mart family?

All the time. It was the title of our second album.

All these vegetables are really clearing the cholesterol out of the old heart.

All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!

All this equipment is just used to measure TV ratings.

ALL: Okilly dokilly.

Along with the car, my youth, my faith in mankind.

Am I so out of touch?

America isn't interested in space exploration anymore.

An A plus! How did you do it?

An all syrup Super Squishy?

An elephant just knocked over your mailbox. Okay.

An elephant ran through your front yard. Okay.

And [ Snoring ]

And $2,000 in punitive damages and mental anguish.

And $2,000 in punitive damages and mental anguish.

And a fine job you did too.

And a hot check list.

And a one, and a two, and a three

And a perfect opportunity for you to prove your loyalty.

And a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.

And a song that may never have existed...

And a two, and a three, and "We sail the ocean blue "

And a woman with a bizarre hairstyle I'm sure worn only for shock value.

And all I had to do was miss eight days of work.

And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco.

And although I have stolen your material goods...

And an important part of friendship is

And another thing, how come I can't get no Tang around here? Also

And as a small token of my appreciation, I got you your job back at the Kwik E Mart.

And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!''

And as soon as I can prove it, I'm shipping you off...

And as soon as you're not a human being...

And await the inevitable alone

And biting you and then getting it on with your leg.

And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?

And by next week, we'll be back to where we started from...

And by that I mean, of course, it's time for the Worker of the Week Award.

And chronic nagging, nagging, nagging, nagging, nagg

And do something I've always wanted to do.

And do something I've always wanted to do.

And escape into fantasy.

And feast on the goo inside?

And finally, Henry Kissinger was hospitalized today after walking into a wall.

And finally, Malloy, unlike most retired people...

And flex and shake and bounce.

And forced him to pay all back child support.

And Freddy Quimby has it.

And gawked at by a bunch of slack jawed yokels.

And give you a makeover, Homina.

And have to be sequestered..

And he crushed our boy!

And he taught me how to do this. [ Grunting ]

And here he is rolling in his own filth.

And here it is. It all began...

And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent exposure.

And here's McBain!

And Hollywood!

And hope that somehow everything will work out.

And how's my little major leaguer? Catch any june bugs today?

And Hydro.: The Man With the Hydraulic Arms.

And I always get some terrible job.

And I can't spend one night lurking in the bushes outside Chef Boyardee's house?

And I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.

And I did.

And I don't have any insurance!

And I don't know what's going to happen.

And I don't know which state to go as.

And I don't like this urine sample one bit.

And I feel that you hear my shame.

And I had the greatest time.

And I have a special present for you, but I'll give it to you later tonight.

And I hope we passed the audition.

And I know it's going to go just fine.

And I learned that in order for you to set a good example for your son...

And I mean ever, because this is not a call in show.

And I move these over here

And I owe it all to this feisty feline.

And I still don't have my saxophone.

And I think he's gone crazy.

And I think I can put the ''pal'' back in principal.

And I wanna have some intelligent stuff to talk about.

And I want it delivered by Krusty the Clown.

And I was in a barbershop quartet.

And I will mold him in my own graven image.

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

And I'd like to order an Itchy & Scratchy cel.

And I'm Edward G. Robinson. Waah!

And I'm even older, and I outsmarted him!

And I'm going to the park to jam with the Little White Girls Blues Quartet.

And I'm gonna start with a bottle of Buzz Cola.

And I'm not out of order. You're out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order.

And I'm pretty sure that check is ivory.

And I'm really enjoying this so called ''iced cream.''

And I'm sure he'll make a grand piano.

And if one of them is lucky, they'll send you a prize.

And if the rest of you beer swilling tube jockeys out there...

And in a way, you're both winners.

And in our American democracy, everyone is innocent until proven guilty.

And in the film Chaplin I had a little cameo in that

And it always brings me good luck.

And it curls right back up again.

And it has three distinct varieties of inane chatter.

And it was free free!

And it's all my fault!

And it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

And left us his old country house!

And Lenny says that I'm, uh [ Chuckles ]

And let the current take you back to land.

And let's not forget the humane but determined boys over at the slaughterhouse.

And listen to your amusing ''antidotes,''

And little Lisa, here's your saxophone.

And look at these toy soldiers! They'll break the second I step on 'em.

And made your teeth into piano keys?

And make your patented move...

And Malibu Stacy is born!

And millions of friends worldwide?

And most of all, I need you to love me, because I love you.

And must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion.

And my scum bucket with flies.

And Nelson's planning to pull down your pants.

And no more questions about whether this is a joke.

And not get hassled by the man.

And now I want you to meet your new brother, Hans Moleman.

And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the ''you''...

And now to usher in this new era of feeling good...

And now you know the rest of the story.

And now you're the good one. You and Willie got mixed up about 1 0 minutes ago.

And now, our feature presentation.

And now, Principal Skinner will tell us...

And now, the ''I didn't do it'' dancers!

And now... the final curtain.

And of course, I'm happy to return all of your treasured possessions.

And of course, I'm happy to return all of your treasured possessions.

And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him...

And one day, I seen J.D. Rockefeller flyin' by

And one more thing. I never once washed my hands.

And only one witness can clear his name..

And our own Springfield Atoms.

And our tracking dog will be hot on his trail.

And press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

And put the whole school on the honor system?

And put the whole school on the honor system?

And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house...

And remember, a shiny new donkey...

And reunited the entire cast ofTV's Facts of Life...

And runs down the street and around the corner to safety.

And say hello to the state's first aqua car factory.

And see if Stacy... can help...

And sent me to this dank, urine soaked hellhole?

And she hasn't even started my costume for the geography pageant.

And she's not! And the geography pageant is tonight!

And she's the one for me. I'm in love!

And should not have been viewed by young children.

And sleep.

And so we enter endgame.

And special awards go to the two students...

And spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends...

And suffers virtually no guilt.

And that is that. Yow!

And that little boy who nobody liked grew up to be...

And that rare first draft of the Constitution with the word ''suckers'' in it.

And that sends me into a shame spiral.

And that something was barbershop.

And that was the first time she'd ever flown a plane.

And that's why we had Chinese food for lunch.

And the always lovely and vivacious head of Kitty Carlisle.

And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship with him.

And the children are pink cheeked and robust.

And the crowds went wild.

And the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.

And the purpose of today's mission is truly, really electrifying.

And then I said to the president Get this

And then our kids, they'll be horrible freaks...

And then the hand started crawling around and tried to strangle everybody?

And then we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!

And then when I got there, they told me he just left.

And there she is, the world's largest cubic zirconia.

And there you go.

And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex principal.

And these TVGuides. So many memories.

And they're geniuses. They'll solve all our problems.

And this dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown.

And this is just the beginning. I've got some big plans.

And this reporter thinks it's about [ Beep ] time.

And three more pillows with mints on 'em.

And to Hazar, on the occasion of their matrimony...

And to think I got all this after dropping out of the fourth grade.

And to top it off, the down to earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt.

And unless movies and TV have lied to me...

And we blew the ants out the front door.

And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot.

And we can't watch Fox, 'cause they own those chemical weapon plants in Syria.

And we created a total vacuum outside the house...

And we laugh legitimately.

And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain.

And we'd like to [ Shouts ]

And we'll do whatever we can about the smell.

And we'll forget this whole silly incident ever occurred.

And we're really glad you're home. [ Kisses ]

And we've all found happiness, every one of us.

And when I asked a mall guy if he would ever come back again...

And when you break the law, you gotta go to jail.

And when you break the law, you gotta go to jail.

And who are you, little boy?

And who are you, little boy?

And who knows Perhaps I've been a bit of an ogre myself.

And why not? Business is booming.!

And would like to reaffirm his allegiance...

And you can no longer tell people about our fried pickles.

And you did it in 1 977. Remember?

And you know what the best part is?

And you led us to the precious ivory.

And you won't see any of your favorite shows again until you give in!

And you, my young friend, do not have

And you've been sent to my office 1 1 times.

And you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder, sir.

And your discovery of the cure for the common cold

And your scalp and posture seem fine.

And, by the way, I'm not happy you're still drinking.

And, like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.

And, of course, your lovable pet, who it's connected to.

And, so, when Eliphaz came down from Mount Hebron bearing fgs..

And, uh, disembowel him.

And, uh, I think I know how a proton accelerator works.

And, uh, two ice cream bars.

And, uh, we want them to think they can.

And, you know, I kinda like to research my roles and really get into it.

Angels don't dance like that.

Ants, huh? We had quite a severe ant problem at the Vineyard this year.

Anyhoo, Bart, you're gonna have to be punished.

Anyone else? The first message by wireless.

Anything, huh?

Anyway, all you gotta do is say, ''I am waiting for a bus.''

Anyway, I want him to go to that animal refuge.

Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore.

Anyway, it all happened during that magical summer of 1 985.

Anyway, rock and roll had become stagnant.

Apparently, that disturbing odor was the food.

Approach, my sons.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, you have disgraced the Kwik E Mart corporation.

Apu, give us a Super Squishy.

Apu, if it'll make you feel any better...

Apu, will you ever stop selling spoiled meat?

Apu, you saved my life.

Are caught on your coffee table.

Are we so vain?

Are we taking the Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?

Are you kidding? It's a wondrous, marvelous thing.

Are you mad, woman?

Are you saying you killed Jimbo...

Are you sure this is the casino?

Are you sure you can get him back for us?

Are you talking to me? There's no one else here.

Arr! Here be a fine vessel...

Arr! This picture will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea.

Arr. I don't know what I'm doin'.

As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.

As a matter of fact, I'm holding them right now.

As chairman of the P.T.A., I am de didilly lighted to take over...

As long as you have beer?

As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists.

As refreshing as a premoistened towelette.

As Sergeant FatsoJudson in From Here to Eternity.

As Stacy approaches the podium...

As usual, I must warn you all that this year's Halloween show is very scary...

As usual, I'm winning and not realizing it.

As you can see, Simpson, I have taken over all 78 channels...

As you know, I am the president of the United States.

As you know, it's been my lifelong dream to become a blackjack dealer.

As your daughters grow up in a world where this this is their role model.

At first I was just filled with vinegar.

At last we can compete with the Gas N Gulp.

At least I got Matlock to keep me company. D'oh!

At least there were no big ones.

At StacyCon '94, at the San Diego Airport Hilton.

At the lower end of the Florida peninsula.

At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty...

At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty...

At the secret affairs of Kennedy, Eisenhower, Bush and Clinton.

Auditions will be tomorrow at my estate.

Aw, big deal. Who needs his money?

Aw, boy. If only Bart had been a better role model for everyone.

Aw, close the damn thing down. No one's ever gonna come.

Aw, come on, Lisa. There's no reason to

Aw, come on, Marge. You're way too

Aw, crap. There's a clog in the torso chute!

Aw, Dad, I could kiss ya!

Aw, feelin' blue, eh?

Aw, geez. Everybody's a comedian.

Aw, my loving family. Nothing's changed.

Aw, squiddy, I got nothing against ya.

Aw, that's nothing. Watch this.

Aw, what a gyp.

Aw, who needs a cruddy knife anyway?

Aw,just like on TV.

Aw,just what I need to tip the skycaps.

Away from all that nagging and noise...

Aww! [ Kissing ]

Ay, caramba.!

Ay, chihuahua.! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Ay, es grande.!

Aye!

Back in Rahmatpur, I was considered quite the gourmet.

Bad baby! Bad Maggie!

Bada bing, bada boom. I'm done. Learn from a professional, kid.

Bah! No time. Next!

Bah! To hell with this!

Balsam specific! Oof While we're burning money...

Barbershop? That ain't been popular since aught six, dag nab it!

Barney ''Let's Crash the Rocket Into the White House and Kill the President'' Gumble.

Barney forever! Wiggum never!

Barney forever! Wiggum never!

Barney, how did you join the group?

Barney, that is so insightful. How did you come up with that?

Barney! How'd you like to sing for our group?

Bart Simpson will live here as my son...

Bart Simpson, for the heinous crime of hooky..

Bart Simpson? [ Chuckles ]

Bart, do you have something nice to say to your father?

Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared...

Bart, don't throw peas at your sister.

Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows.

Bart, give me that megaphone of yours.

Bart, how are you? How's school?

Bart, I figured it out.

Bart, I know you children see me as some sort of''booger man''...

Bart, I told you. Don't draw on your father's skull. [ Chuckling ]

Bart, I'd be delighted to go on your trip with you.

Bart, I'm going to get you

Bart, I'm impressed with what you did in there.

Bart, I've asked you not to whistle that annoying tune.

Bart, I've barely been here a a good solid week...

Bart, is it a walking clock?

Bart, look. It's Principal Skinner...

Bart, look. It's Principal Skinner...

Bart, run down to the store and get a big bag of ice for your father.

Bart, run upstairs! Get Grampa's medicine.

Bart, that's a bran muffin.!

Bart, this isn't the kind of thing I normally would think was a good idea...

Bart, watch your language.

Bart, what's wrong with you?

Bart, why don't you put the doggy away?

Bart, with $1 0,000, we'd be millionaires!

Bart,you're up.

BART: Dad, you're ruining the mood! HOMER: Sorry.

BART: For the next half hour, we will control what you see and hear.

BART: There's nothing wrong with your television set.

Bart!

Bart! Homer, what possible reason could you have...

Bart! I need to use you in a sketch.

Bartholomew, you don't need him. I can be your school yard chum.

Bartholomew!

Be home before dark, and make sure you're not followed.

Be honest.

Be in the game but not of the game.

Beat me, and you will be beating one of your own.

Because even the tiniest change...

Because her raspy voice reminded me of my old Victrola.

Because I have a small role in a Broadway musical.

Because I like people, and I need a place where I'll be out of the sun.

Because I'm only gonna be saying this once.

Because one of them hung out with me for a week, trying to get my character down.

Because someone has been smokin' in bed.

Bee? [ Screaming ]

Before [ Gurgling ]

Before I get started on today's sermon, entitled...

Before the next full moon.

Before the start of the rainy season.

Before we can start searching.

Before, I was too old and no one wanted my help.

Behind these doors, a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls...

Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.

Besides, I started a fire this morning that I really should keep an eye on.

Besides, it isn't costing us. I swiped the cinder blocks from a construction site.

Besides, the way America's public schools are sliding...

Best of all, the waitresses and showgirls are all real Brits.

Better check our answering machine.

Better keep the egghead. He just might come in handy.

Big ''T,'' huh?

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We'll see you after the movie.

Blah, blah, blah. Do this, do that.

Blah, blah, blah. I think I'm so big. Blah, blah, blah.!

Blah. Blee. Bleh. [ Chuckles ] Stupid animals.

Blast it, woman. You parked too close. Move your car!

Blast that infernal card. Don't give that card to me.

Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat...

Blue 27 on three.

Bobo, I know I say this every century, but I'll never leave you behind again.

Bobo? [ Stammering ] I, uh, meant Lobo.

Bobo.

Bobo. My beautiful Bobo.

Boning up on his nerd lessons.

Boring. Oh, no! The batteries!

Both my mother and your father seem pretty lonely.

Bowels clenching.

Bowling ball. More underpants.

Boy, I can't wait to take some of the starch out of that stuffed shirt.

Boy, I'd like to live in one of those!

Boy, the rich sure know how to live.

Boy, what are the odds, huh? [ Chuckling ]

Boy, you read my thoughts! You've got the shinning.

Boy! A man on a Squishy bender can sure do some crazy things.

Boys all paid attention to me and it drove my friends crazy.

Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure...

Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel...

Bring us your finest bottle of vino.

Bringing you the world of current events.!

Bringing you the world of current events.!

Brought on by the biggest game of the year.

Bucka bucka, or woozle wozzle. Somethin' like that.

Buddy, those are my quarters!

Burns, this is a big problem. You just can't throw money at it and make it go away.

But 30 years of living her lifestyle taught me some very harsh lessons.

But a more alarmist name would be.:

But a number of cities have rejuvenated their economies...

But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet.

But being an astronaut is how I got you to respect me.

But compared to Mr. Burns, he's Judge freaking Reinhold.

But Daddy has to go to a beer drinking contest today.

But don't be reading my mind between 4 and 5.

But don't you think you're spending too much time with Ned?

But eventually your bones will change shape.

But fate stood in the way.

But for now, I got a job in the show business.

But he very well could be.

But he's gone gone forever.

But Homer and Flanders are still friends.

But how do I know I can trust you?

But I All right.

But I can't help but wonder what the future holds for you.

But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings.

But I I was sure it was a phony excuse.

But I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it.

But I like your pixie drink.

But I still respected you, and I always will, no matter what.

But I stood by the courage of my convictions, and I prevailed.

But I think as long as we're not alone together

But I think I'm gonna have to go with the elephant.

But I think you can be a good teacher and still respect our privacy.

But I thought it might break the ice if we had a little ''Q'' and ''A.''

But I want to go home to my family.

But I want you to do something for me. Hang on to that bear.

But I will not stand idly by and watch you feed a hungry dog!

But I worked in a nuclear power plant for 1 0 years...

But I'll tell you one thing, I'm a Ph.D.... in pain.

But I'm afraid this just isn't what I'm looking for.

But I'm afraid your family doesn't want you back.

But I'm phasing it out for more dirty limericks.

But I'm so scared, McGarnigal.

But I'm sure we can prove 'em wrong by spending the weekend there.

But I'm sure you high tech NASA people could care less about our resort town ways.

But I'm trapped inside two vending machines.

But if I don't show up in a rubber suit shaped like the state of Florida...

But if I take this one and move it here...

But if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die.

But if you can learn from Malibu Stacy's mistakes, so can everyone.

But in another more accurate way, Barney is the winner.

But inside, it's mostly about Ross Perot...

But it doesn't sound like Flanders is gonna get fired.

But it won't be back for three hours and 40 minutes.

But it won't take him long to crack.

But just remember that both your mom and your dad love you very, very much.

But lucky for you, somebody here is responsible.

But make sure it's a woman though.

But Mr. Malloy broke the law.

But my inner critic says you should've done your job.

But my mom says I'm cool.

But my older brother would like

But nobody's trying to kill ya.

But now all I have is this weird, hot feeling in the back of my head.

But now I realize that being a spaceman...

But on the other hand, it's not like you go to museums or read books or anything.

But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity...

But seems less funny each time you hear it.

But she hides it behind a mask of low key hostility.

But she's got a new hat.

But sitting here now with you and the kids...

But someday you'll rust!

But something about them didn't seem quite right.

But that he is also innocent of not being guilty.

But that's just because my dad was so hard on me when I was a boy.

But the big guys at the top work even harder.

But the law needs me. I'll be home as soon as I can

But the war isn't over.

But then I realized it was I who wronged you.

But then I think about Marge and the kids.

But there are a lot of good men out there.

But there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house.

But therein lies the game.

But they also do a lot of neat things

But they didn't have the guts.

But they won't! They won't let me live! [ Sobbing ]

But they'll have to wait for another night.

But they'll save us four percent on our heating bill.

But they're so sweet.

But this man has turned every cheek on his body.

But this uniform carries certain responsibilities.

But to the eye that has brains, I'm making a point about marriage.

But was shouted down at the press club.

But we desperately need a real emergency exit.

But we have to take these coins to the mall and spend 'em!

But we were about to learn an iron law of show business.

But we've also expanded into other important areas.

But we've got to give this thing a chance.

But what am I gonna do about it?

But what we've seen speaks for itself.

But where? Where?

But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace.

But why would the advisory board give us bad advice?

But wouldn't you be just as happy playing with... this box!

But you are Malibu Stacy. As long as she has your name, you have the responsibility!

But you gotta admit, we did have some fun

But you gotta supply your own knobs.

But you know what I hate? Drinking beer and watching TV.

But you know what? At least I'm out there trying new things.

But you rang my

But you should've seen 'em, Marge

But you wouldn't have to live with Mr. Burns.

But you're a very old man now...

But you've been doing that an awful lot lately.

But your expression doesn't fill me with confidence.

But, at least you're down to one from more than 50.

But, like people, some of them are just jerks.

But, Marge, we're college guys, and we're up to no good.

But, Mr. Burns, it's not my bear.

But, please, Marge, don't drive into that chasm!

But, since we may not survive...

But, sir, I was only following standard procedure.

But, uh, I'm really not such a bad... dude.

But, uh, I'm really not such a bad... dude.

But... you're a weird, sore headed old crank, and nobody likes you!

By Lucifer's beard!

By nagging you when you do foolish things...

By the end, I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind.

By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie

By the very person that was trying to catch him.

By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I am sleeping with her.

Can go to help our underfunded public schools.

Can I ask you is it true you once worked 96 hours straight?

Can I come too? Oh.

Can I have some change to go get loaded?

Can I offer you a diet caffeine free Dr. Pepper...

Can someone pronounce this word?

Can you give me five minutes?

Can't let Dad see me playing hooky!

Can't let the boy see me skippin' work.

Can't talk now, Flanders. I've got a class to teach.

Can't talk. Robbed. Go hell.

Can't tie up the line, Grampa.

Can't you give me anything for it?

Can't you see they're sucking the life out of us?

Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville.

Careful, Smithers! That sponge has corners, you know.

Case closed

Case closed. Now, let's all read the funnies.

Case dismissed.

Chairing a conference on nuclear fission.

Check with the F.B.I.! I have a file! I have a file!

Cheers to Homer Simpson for all his recent charity work!

Children, teachers, back to your rooms.

Clancy, use the remote.

Class, I know there's no way to prove who actually did this...

Class, instead of going to the box factory today...

Clean as a whistle. Sharp as a thistle.

Clean. Clean. Pistol. Uzi.

Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust

Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me?

Colonel Klink.! Did you ever get my letters?

Come back here! I'm not through demeaning you!

Come back here! I'm not through demeaning you!

Come back! Come back!

Come on, Chalmie. You fired Skinner for less than this.

Come on, Dad. You can make it.

Come on, guys

Come on, kid,just take the money, huh? Otherwise, we might get fired.

Come on, Lisa. Say somethin' funny.

Come on, Marge. Let me in! There's crickets out here.

Come on, Mr. Simpson.

Come on, Ned! Move this thing!

Come on, Stacy. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak.

Come on! I stayed up all night dyeing my underwear.

Come on. Come on! Just give 'em the slop and let's get out of here.

Come on. I'll get you the tickets.

Come on. I'll, uh I'll give you a ride home.

Come on. Let me cut you a brownie while they're still hot.

Come on. We did it all the time in the '30s.

Come to papa! Wait a minute.

Come with me.

Come, family. Sit in the snow with Daddy...

Come, you must be tired from the chase.

Coming up this hour on the Impulse Buying Network...

Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters...

Complete and utter dependence.

Complete with Deathbringer missiles that really launch.

Congratulations, Homer Simpson!

Congratulations!

Congratulations. You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City.

Conquered, if you will by a master race of giant space ants.

Consarn it!

Continue the research.