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Steven Universe - Season 4

Steven Universe - Season 4

Steven Universe is a beloved animated television series created by Rebecca Sugar. Launched in 2013, it quickly gained a large and passionate fanbase due to its unique storyline, captivating characters, and exceptional music. Season 4 of this groundbreaking show, which aired from August 2016 to May 2017, continued to deliver heartwarming and thought-provoking episodes that left fans eagerly awaiting each new installment.

The cast of Steven Universe is filled with talented voice actors who bring the characters to life. The show's main protagonist, Steven Universe, is voiced by the talented Zach Callison. Steven's endearing and optimistic personality shines through in every episode, captivating audiences young and old alike.

Joining Steven on his adventures are the Crystal Gems, a group of magical beings who protect Earth from various threats. Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl, the three main Crystal Gems, are voiced by Estelle, Michaela Dietz, and Deedee Magno Hall, respectively. Their unique personalities and the dynamics between them make for engaging storytelling throughout the series.

Throughout Season 4, viewers are treated to a range of exciting and emotional episodes. We witness Steven's growing powers and his struggle to understand his role in the world. The episodes explore themes of love, acceptance, and identity as the Crystal Gems face new challenges head-on. Characters like Greg Universe (voiced by Tom Scharpling), Steven's father, and Connie Maheswaran (voiced by Grace Rolek), Steven's best friend, also continue to develop and contribute to the show's evolving narrative.

One of the standout features of Steven Universe is its exceptional music, composed by Aivi & Surasshu, and Rebecca Sugar herself. These talented musicians create magical compositions that deepen the emotional impact of the storylines. Whether it's an upbeat and catchy tune or a heartfelt ballad, the music enhances every scene and leaves a lasting impression on viewers.

Fans of the show can immerse themselves in the sounds of Steven Universe by playing and downloading the delightful music. The melodies transport listeners to the vibrant world of the Crystal Gems, evoking emotions and memories from the show. Whether it's the spirited "We Are the Crystal Gems" or the emotionally charged "Here Comes a Thought," the soundtracks evoke a powerful connection with the characters and their experiences.

Steven Universe - Season 4 is a testament to the show's continued success and ability to captivate audiences. Through its memorable characters, engaging storylines, and incredible music, it forges a deep connection with viewers of all ages. Whether you are a long-time fan of the show or new to the world of Steven Universe, Season 4 offers an exciting and emotional journey worth experiencing.

To enjoy and relive the magic of Steven Universe - Season 4, you can play and download the enchanting sounds from the show. Immerse yourself in the world of the Crystal Gems and allow the music to transport you on a truly extraordinary adventure.

A And where's...
A big box of keys for Steven.
A big joke?
A door? Really?
A hobo is a man's job.
A long time ago.
A lot lately ... more than usual.
A package?
A private menagerie deep in space.
A really long time ago, wasn't it?
A reward!
A vegetable grown by a family's love
A very long time a go, a Gem came through a wall hole
Aaaaaah!
Aaaaah!
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
Aaah!
Aaah! A Gem!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah aah! Aah aah aah!
Aah! Steven, you better hold on!
Aah! Who are you?
Aah! Why is this so complicated?
About Blue Diamond being merciful!
About his summer friends leaving. But...
About how amazing you were,
About light then got her number like it was nothing!
About my adolescence.
About Steven.
About what's been going wrong with this team up,
Accidental.
Accidental.
Actually, it's pronounced "palan keen."
Actually, that's none of your business!
Actually, we're, um,
Adverb?
After it!
After such a rocky start,
After your space adventure
Agggghhhh!
Ah grrrrrrr!
Ah, "her!" Her, who?
Ah, c'mere, you goofball.
Ah, don't let 'em get to ya, Steven.
Ah, geez! Sorry! I'm worse than Holly Blue!
Ah, geez! Sorry! I'm worse than Holly Blue!
Ah, it's no problem.
Ah, it's okay.
Ah, man, what's Aunt Deb been up to, lately?
Ah, shoot!
Ah, so Onion decided he wanted a snack.
Ah!
Ah! Aaaah!
Ah! No! Wait!
Ah! Sorry, I'll clean that up later!
Ah! Wait!
Ah! What?!
Ah.
Ah.
Aha!
Aha! A door knocky thing!
Ahem! Apologize.
Ahem.
Ahh.
Ahh.
Ahh...
Ahhh!
Ahhh.
All of a sudden?
All of you! You'll all be shattered!
All right, all right.
All right, how much further till we get to ...
All right, I get it.
All right, let's see what we got here.
All right, Rose, we saw that glow.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Let's find it tonight.
All right. Where am I sitting?
All that matters to me is who you are now."
All they wanted to do is make a living vegetable.
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: # we'll always find a way #
All: Aah!
All: Hi.
All: Oh, yes.
All: The bits, the bits, the bits!
All: Whoa.
Although, [laughs] I highly doubt it.
Although, I'm sure you don't need my guidance.
Am I as aloof and distant as the Garnet?
Amethyst guards.
Amethyst is usually back by now.
Amethyst liked it.
Amethyst, I have the glasses!
Amethyst, seatbelt. [Click]
Amethyst, take this human to the ...
Amethyst, turn into a chair.
Amethyst, we've gone over this.
Amethyst, your performance is lacking!
Amethyst: [Sighs] I can't believe this. What is Pearl saying?
Amethyst: I was going for a feeling.
Amethyst: Okay, let's go.
Amethyst: Steven! Greg!
Amethyst!
Amethyst! Garnet!
Amethyst? Garnet? Pearl?
Amethyst.
Amethysts are to stay and guard the door.
An Aquamarine on a job like this
And ... [grunts] hit people gently enough
And ... and Dad?
And ... And isn't it so great
And ... and you.
And a house of gold.
And all that stuff about the diamonds and your mom...
And all that thrashing about.
And Amethyst, for putting out that grease fire.
And at this height, nothing can fall on us!
And Barb missing her daughter ...
And do a puzzle? Ha!
And eat your dinner,
And escape from right under your careful watch?
And every time I'd see the painting of you
And giving nature, don't you think?
And guess who also got you a pizza.
And he knew he could help himself to
And he never came home.
And he's really got his longjohns in a twist.
And her mailman ...
And here, of course, is the human disposal chute.
And houses and staffs the otherwise useless Quartzes
And how it doesn't come naturally to you?
And I ... What can I do to help?!
And I also choose Ga reg.
And I have to deal with what you left behind.
And I think about her all the time.
And I think it's obvious now that the problem is all of you!
And I was expecting a package today from Jamie,
And I'll help us organize.
And it ain't cool!
And it already doesn't like us.
And it turns your hair whatever color you want.
And it was snowing so hard,
And it would be a shame to leave so quickly.
And it's actually pretty great.
And it's beautiful
And letter number "B"...
And look what that got me, huh?
And love!
And my personal Pearl.
And neither was anybody else.
And no corners!
And now it's time to say good night.
And now Sour Cream is looking everywhere for Onion.
And only 70 human years ahead of schedule.
And Pearl, hack faster!
And Pearl, too?
And perform their role in the group!
And ready for whatever space junk you have next.
And reminded of how much I had to live up to.
And she said, "I know how that is."
And she was taken in by a lonely millionaire
And she's not a woman of empty threats. [creepy music]
And since the fall is starting,
And Snowman Jr., son of Snowman.
And so were the new Crystal Gems.
And some dying.
And started colonizing it, 'cause I'm a Homeworld Gem?
And starting it.
And Steven is...
And surely, Blue Diamond
And that's when I realized...
And that's why I'm here, isn't it?
And the Crystal Gems and me!
And the gem was under her eye ...
And the Gems won't take you?
And the level of gravity in the environment.
And the next one's a noun
And the shopping cart!
And the wings and...yeah.
And then Amethyst tried to use her ...
And then I had to cover for Dr. Stromberg, again.
And then see how it feels about the table.
And then she asked how I colored mine.
And then the Gems said you might be in
And then two humans back to back!
And then we'll drop this rock on its stupid head!
And then, you'll have to admit they're family.
And they never have to worry about a thing.
And they won't suffer.
And this new Gem missing her dad!
And this whole debacle behind us.
And throwing my tongues in the air for fun.
And to my left, we have...
And trade it for a donut!
And until next summer,
And usually they form a mass
And we have arrived. That will be all, Pearl.
And we need to go into space to get him back.
And we'll defend it!
And we're not coming back without Greg.
And wear these [grunting] pants!
And when me and Sadie left, she said she was going home.
And who she was, was an incredible, loving being.
And whose fault is that?
And would you kick family out of the family barn?
And you all love me.
And you don't want to unfuse in front of him.
And you have that cool hat!
And you know how to peel potatoes.
And you need a plane to fly.
And you never told Garnet or Pearl.
And you still can't bring yourself to destroy these Gems?
And you take it and everything's cool.
And you'll solve this, too.
And your name is...
And, hey, if we're throwin' all tradition
And, if that's not human enough for you,
And, now, we're all in one place together
Andy DeMayo.
Andy is a part of Steven's family.
Andy, I want to be your family.
Andy, it's good to see you again.
Andy, look, they just really needed a place.
Andy, meet Steven.
Andy: So the Universes are going to Korea.
Andy!
Andy! I love that we both eat cake!
Andy?
Andy.
Andy's never been the type
Annyeonghaseyo, your highness.
Another Gem!
Any second now.
Anyone coming?
Anything in Steven's kitchen.
Anything seriously around here is Pumpkin!
Anyway, I'd better hang the rest of these up.
Apparently, humans don't take well to captivity.
Apple pie, videogames,
Approximately 70 human years.
Are corrupted Gems not like this on Homeworld?
Are you enjoying the food?
Are you guys...
Are you my dad?
Are you my dad?
Are you my dad?
Are you seriously going to help her?
Are you sure?
Aren't we all?
Argh!
Argh.
As a Sapphire, I know it will happen eventually.
As an ownerless Pearl, a Fusion,
As long as they're bubbled, they can't hurt anyone ...
As one way access point, there are no risks of an escape.
As to not actually hurt them, and you'd say,
As trophies of her conquests.
At helping people work out these arguments!
At least they were really funny.
At least you're usually honest with me.
At least, not before we came here.
At the time, we thought it'd be better
Aunt Deb and I usually got put on kitchen duty
Aw, no! Ooh. She's starting with a handshake?
Aw, Peridot, it's okay.
Aw, that's nice
Aw, you didn't miss much.
Aw.
Away from your first safe hiding spot!
Aww! Thanks for letting me hangout with you guys...
Aww.
Awww, it's okay, Veggie Head.
Awww, what have you done?!
Baby, please. I'm trying to talk to Rose.
Baby. Normal.
Baby. Normal.
Baby... [Giggling]
Backs straight!
Bad news ... the Human Zoo shut down,
Bad?
Barb, this might be serious.
Barb! Uh...no.
Based on a show about a lonely swordsman that I like.
Be over in a sec, Stu ball.
Be the gems you've been for thousands of years,
Beach City citizens, witness the Garnet!
Because it's not shape shifting.
Because of you,
Because she wanted to shatter Gems,
Because she's trapped in a baby!
Because someone told them to.
Been all over the world in that thing.
Before any damage is done.
Before you rock out, you're gonna want to blend in.
Being under attack? Feeling trapped?
Besides, the heater in the van hasn't worked
Blap!
Blap!
Blap!
Blew a dollar checking, too.
Blue Diamond did.
Blue Diamond is on her way!
Blue Diamond: Oh, Pink.
Blue Diamond: Pearl?
Both: Garnet!
Breaking every rule, taking on the authorities,
Bring it here.
Bring it on out!
Brought here by Gems thousands of years ago.
Bugs may be weird, but I don't want to kill one!
But ... But he won!
But after two hours of jumping, he decided that
But Barb threatened to hold my mail if I didn't.
But Blue Diamond and her trusted Agate ...
But for now, let's just play along.
But Gems don't have dads!
But he ... he never delivered it.
But he's attacking us, and our home.
But he's not here now.
But how are we going to get there?
But I also get to say that I choose
But I bet she would've loved this.
But I don't know if this is who you really are.
But I felt up to the challenge.
But I guess we handled that all right.
But I have to admit, it was more difficult than expected.
But I think I should go in and change
But I think we'll have a better shot
But I want to know the truth!
But I want to see my mom
But I'm glad I came back one last time.
But I've never even seen another Amethyst before.
But if I had been made for Yellow,
But if I tell you why you shouldn't go,
But it can't be impossible. You exist.
But it's been so long ... like months!
But it's closed.
But it's different?
But Lars never showed.
But later, we're gonna laugh.
But look at Steven's.
But look at you now!
But luckily he had his friend Steven who would
But no snack could satisfy his hunger... for power.
But no, instead, we drove to loud music,
But once you understand their needs,
But one day, he went on a business trip to Beach City
But only 'cause I lost my sandwich
But Pearl, you're our hacker.
But she's never coming back.
But Steven asked me to do that!
But Steven's just too young for this stuff.
But that was over 5,000 years ago.
But that's why I like it.
But the barn's for the DeMayo family.
But the Gems won't tell me anything about it!
But the place was completely empty.
But the situation has changed.
But the tour.
But then you shattered pink diamond.
But then you started crying, and that was less cute.
But there was a ... No, no.
But they were hers.
But they're not back here.
But this barn?
But this plan is even more flawless!
But Vidalia was out of town visiting family,
But we all love each other.
But we couldn't open it from the other side.
But we didn't.
But we have our own way of doing things.
But we haven't!
But we just have to sell this long enough to find Greg.
But we really must get ready.
But we're in a situation
But what a selfless act for Blue Diamond
But what effect will that have on organic matter?
But where are my manners?
But you can't!
But you don't deserve that, do you?
But you got your dad back.
But you have a whole pantry of friends!
But you hurt everyone!
But you just missed her.
But you need to see. We did it!
But you'd still wait for Jamie while I got us some donuts?
But you're a part of me now,
But you're goin' around, givin' family property out like candy
But you're not going to need that in space, obviously.
But, Steven, don't you realize?
But, you know, it's not like there's much for me
Buy a car? Stay in a fancy hotel?
By manipulating space time,
Byahhh!
Calm down. You got this.
Can I lend you all a hand?
Can I pretend with you?
Can we play, too?
Can you blame them?
Can you guys wash it off?
Can you make sure Lars and Sadie get one of these?
Can you not see this abomination
Can't you shapeshift back?
Candy givin' out holiday?
Candy givin' out holiday?
Cannonball!
Cannonball!
Carefully...
Catch up, eat a big meal, have a good time.
Celebrating.
Chased a mysterious woman into the night, and broke the law.
Check this out.
Cheers!
Chill out, dude.
Closed?
Come on in.
Come on Mr. Buggy! Mama mama!
Come on, come on! We got to go!
Come on, give me all you got.
Come on, help me chase off these freeloaders.
Come on, Lapis.
Come on, let's take a break.
Come on, Rose!
Come on, say it.
Come on, Steven.
Come on!
Come on! You can do it! Garbanzo! Garbanzo!
Come on! You can do it! Keep going!
Come on. You don't have to be afraid. We'll help you!
Come to think of it, I should really change
Come with us. It's ... it's finally time!
Come, now, my little creation.
Coming!
Connie and I were wondering if maybe...
Connie, do you really think
Connie, I need to borrow this book.
Connie, wait! Be careful!
Connie, you completely lack Steven's sentimentality.
Connie: I think I made one eye bigger than the other.
Connie: The wash was a wash.
Connie!
Connie!
Connie! [Grunts]
Connie! [Grunts]
Connie. Are you Connie?
Consarn it!
Cool! A soap box derby car thing!
Could this be ... is this hurt?
Courtesy of the new Crystal Gems!
Crack some jokes!
Crashed.
Cuh lah duh.
Cut us some slack, will ya?
Dad comes first.
Dad, before you go, can I ask you something?
Dad, Dad!
Dad, help me jump the fence.
Dad, I need your help!
Dad, I'm really sorry I got you into all this.
Dad, it's you!
Dad, look!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad! When Blue Diamond took you, I got so scared.
Dad!!
Dad?
Dad.
Dad.
Dad. Now's our chance to get out.
Dad. That door's how we get to Dad.
Dad's gonna be fine, too.
Dad's got to be in there.
Dad's in trouble and we need
Dad's in trouble,
Dagnabit!
Deal with all your mistakes?
Definitely sugar shock shut down. It turns everything red
DeMayo's a much cooler name than plain old Universe.
Dependent on the air pressure
Desiring more...humans for the zoo.
Dessert before dinner.
Destroy them!
Did anything happen while we were gone?
Did I just die and go to the back of a cereal box?
Did I spray you by accident?
Did mom ever talk to you about...
Did mom ever talk to you about...
Did the others ask you to bring me back?
Did we do something wrong?
Did you forget your favorite Steven
Did you get your ears pierced?
Did you make me just so you wouldn't have to
Did you see Jamie with them?
Did you see Jamie with them?
Did you see the Amethyst that did this?
Didn't we save the Earth?
Disperse! My Diamond is waiting!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Do keep up, Pearl.
Do not interrupt the Garnet!
Do you have any idea what coulda happened to you?!
Do you mind not bouncing so much?
Do you think what I said to you in the tape was a lie?
Does that mean we can do a victory pose?
Does that mean you're my... first cousin, once removed?
Does this have something to do with Pink Diamond?
Does your gem need to breathe?
Does your Pearl always walk next to you?
Doesn't look like it.
Doesn't sound like a wise thing to do, Holly Blue.
Doesn't that matter at all?
Dog, sled
Dog, sled.
Dog.
Doing tricks for peanuts. [Sobs]
Don't be sad.
Don't bother listening to that Steven.
Don't forget our... arrangement.
Don't I deserve distinguished khakis?
Don't leave me with another enigma!
Don't misunderstand me, of course.
Don't worry, Dad.
Don't worry, I'll handle this.
Don't worry, Steven. We'll get out of here.
Down on the ground, these days either, so.
Dude, what's wrong?
During her reign on Earth,
Each one so complicated and yet exactly the same.
Each one so complicated and yet exactly the same.
Each sport is a unique experience.
Eh, I'm sure he's fine.
Eh, she's an adult.
Eh, we never really left.
Eh?
Ehhhh.
Encore! Encore!
Ended up being so finite.
Endless suffering!
Epilogue ...
Especially me.
Esteban, I've brought you as an offering for the zoo.
Even if none of your Peri plans worked,
Even though it must be hard for him having to be
Even you hideous off color betas!
Everyone came out here to the barn and ...
Everyone will have a turn!
Everyone, calm down.
Everyone, this is Steven.
Everything got so different.
Everything!
Everything's fine now.
Exactly.
Excellent question, Your Grand Clarity.
Excuse me, Amethyst. Allow me.
Experiment?!
Explosion!
Explosion.
Eyes.
Fall already!
Fall!
Famethyst for life!
Feel free.
Find mysterious ancient artifacts.
First off, human babies don't glow.
First one is an adjective.
First, we make a mouth.
Flash my lights? Honk at her?
Float, float, float!
For a being that can't yet communicate
For a vegetable garden, I'd say we're pretty fruitful.
For a whole album about the cosmos.
For another "island adventure" with her boyfriend.
For cooking; the vegetables
For growing Gems.
For him.
For love!
For me? Thank you!
For now.
For the first time in a while.
For this special delivery, Your Grand Clarity.
For thousands of years
For your birthday.
Forget that! We have to catch up with her!
Forgive us, Your Clarity. Forgive us, Your Clarity.
Fresh laundry.
Friends and all the cool stuff they did together!
From now on, everything has to be
From The Distinguished Boy.
Future vision.
Futuristic cattle prods, human horseshoes ...
G G Garbanzo?
Ga reg, Jay Ten is waiting for you.
Ga reg, step into the circle with us.
Ga reg, this makes no sense.
Ga reg, watch mine!
Ga reg, whoever is choosen for you will be very lucky.
Ga... Garbanzo!
Gah!
Game 1: Awaiting new challengers to validate me.
Game 2: Somebody, punch me! Please.
Gar... banzo o o o...
Gar... Gar... Garbanzo.
Garbanzo!
Garbanzo!
Garbanzo! Maa! Mama mama mama maa! Maa!
Garbanzo.
Garnet says not to lick stuff I find on the ground, but,
Garnet trusted us with a mission!
Garnet with yourself, Pearl with Amethyst, and Connie with me.
Garnet, hold me!
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Garnet: Before we left,
Garnet: Here you go.
Garnet: Make sure it's safe for Steven.
Garnet: Send it off.
Garnet: Steven, don't go.
Garnet: Steven.
Garnet: They're cared for in the stasis of the bubble.
Garnet!
Garnet!
Geez, I sure am tired from doing a whole lot of nothing.
Gems don't have family.
Gems don't really eat.
Geo weapon, huh?
Get out of your cubbies and into your places!
Get to the point, Agate.
Get to your stations!
Gimme the next row.
Give it a try!
Give me back my babies!
Give me back my friends!
Give me...that...gem!
Glad to be here.
Glow twice for yes!
Go back?
Go do a practice round!
Go home!
Go to Peridot and Lapis.
Go, go, go!
Go!
Go! New Crystal Gems!
Good gravy.
Good luck.
Good morning, Sour Cream!
Good night, everyone.
Good thing we left without any explanation.
Good.
Goodbye! I'll never forget you all!
Got it, Steven! Ready...
Got it!
Gotta Esteban it.
Gotta Steven this somehow.
Grandpa moved to the Keys.
Great!
Great! You're already in character!
Great. How do we get it open?
Greetings, greetings.
Greg DeMayo
Greg got your message and we came, too.
Greg was doing his best up to this point.
Greg,
Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg!
Greg, ya little turd, how come you never told me?
Greg: # I could never be, I could never be #
Greg: Hey, Shtu ball!
Greg: Steven? Steven?
Greg: This feels familiar.
Greg: Wow!
Greg: Yes, please!
Greg: You can call him Steven.
Greg! This is a good look for you.
Greg?
Guess I'll give my neon guy a call.
Guess who's back in jean shorts.
Guess you don't know how vegetables work, after all.
Guys, I'm sorry! It was me!
Guys, if this is anything like a fever, then we should ...
Guys! W What did I do?
Guys?!
H Hey, that's my wallet!
H How do get in the zoo?
Ha ha! Good one, Steven.
Ha! Look. It believed me.
Ha. These newer humans are so spunky.
Hang in there.
Hangin' off a floatin' lady!
Hanging in the temple, I'd be inspired...
Happy trails!
Hard to tell.
Has completed your special delivery.
Hate the table!
Have been maintaining this place since the dawn of Era 2.
Have fu u u n!
He can't leave!
He had his pal Steven to hangout with...
He l l l l p!
He looks mad.
He loved it.
He needed to take his shoes off, but he didn't know how.
He remembered all the great times he had with his
He should be fine,
He would have had a much more inspiring speech yesterday.
He'll thank us later.
He's been missing for a couple of days now.
He's got that real garage vibe.
He's my son.
He's my... son.
He's not my dad.
He's probably just ... I don't know ..
Heh, you clod.
Heh. Like a band! At a house!
Hello, corn.
Hello, Steven.
Help!
Here we go.
Here you go, Ga reg.
Here. I will, too.
Here's another one!
Here's your vehicle ... washed and buffed!
Hey, Andy? I'm really glad you came back.
Hey, come on. What, I gotta guess, here?
Hey, Connie! It's me, Steven!
Hey, do you know anything about this thing?
Hey, don't be like that. Relax.
Hey, hey, corruptions aren't dumb.
Hey, hey, it's okay, schtu ball.
Hey, I'm 14 years!
Hey, Lil' ... Steven!
Hey, maybe she's going to the same show as us.
Hey, Mr. Postman, bring me a post!
Hey, now. You unbuttoned all your buttons I buttoned up!
Hey, Steven!
Hey, Steven.
Hey, that door's still open.
Hey, that looks new.
Hey, the only way to know is to find out.
Hey, uh, what about Andy?
Hey, wait a minute!
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, where's Carnelian?
Hey, Wy Six, you ever heard of a cannonball?
Hey, you got some leftovers for me, too, you little ...
Hey, you hanging in there?
Hey, you shouldn't have to waste your whole day
Hey, you're ... you're the winner of the bug race.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Don't you touch our things!
Hey! Hey, you kids!
Hey! Uh, nice day out, huh?
Hey! You trying to break in or something?
Hey.
Hi, Steven.
Hi, Uncle Andy!
Hi, Vidalia! Hi, Yellowta a a ail.
Hiding from the mess you made!
Hm!
Hm?
Hm? Oh!
Hmm
Hmm, I see.
Hmm, lookin' pretty good.
Hmm, sure is pretty here.
Hmm! [Groans]
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Chatty.
Hmm. He's certainly captivated with those things.
Hmm. Y'all ... Y'all really got me with that.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Hobos broke into the barn.
Hold it together, Ruby. Our roles, remember?
Hold on, maybe there's been a mistake.
Hold on, Pearl. This is a human thing, not a Gem war.
Hold on!
Hold on! This isn't how it works on Earth!
Hold on.
Hold on.
Holly Blue Agate, we have important news for you!
Holly Blue, I can explain.
Honestly, I'm not sure if I do, either.
How about another weird word game?
How about some tea?
How about this?
How am I gonna catch up with them?
How am I not..
How am I supposed to know what you're saying
How are we gonna get him back?
How could you all be outsmarted by that thing?
How could you just leave Garnet and Amethyst and Pearl
How curious.
How dare you?! I'm leaving!
How did I fail today against some barely functional,
How do you do it?
How do you feel about green lights instead of red?
How do you like our little ...
How incompetent these Amethysts are.
How is the food? Is it good?
How it comes so naturally to humans."
How long has this been going on?
How much longer till we get there?
How unprecedented ...
How was I supposed to?!
How's it goin'?!
Huah!
Huh, check it out. Puma cub.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? What the ...
Huh.
Huh. I guess this is the last of 'em.
Human baby.
Humans in captivity.
Hup! Whoa!
Hyah!
I ...
I ... I didn't see you there.
I ... I get it. Heh. G Good joke.
I ... I just wanted to get Dad back so much.
I ... I was wondering if you ...
I actually can't figure this out at all.
I agree.
I almost drowned a lot of people.
I almost forgot a really important step.
I already know mom shattered her,
I always thought when we weren't hanging out,
I bet he's gonna love this.
I bet my best friend Connie is free. [Cellphone autodials]
I bet this useless lump
I call Garnet!
I can do that myself.
I can get there in 15.
I can let you out.
I can save one last piece of her legacy.
I can see the value of your corn!
I can take it.
I can't believe all that stuff
I can't believe it! Can you believe it?
I can't believe these dumb things used to be Gems!
I can't believe this! The only one taking
I can't believe this. They're all so happy.
I can't do it!
I can't take this dirty tongue flapper seriously.
I can't think of anywhere else she'd put him
I can't!
I can't.
I cannibalized the injector to make a rudimentary cannon!
I choose Ga reg.
I choosen [grunts] to take my dad and run away.
I could tell you had a lot going on.
I could use your experience dealing with these things.
I could've been visitin' everybody, everywhere they went.
I could've known about you.
I could've talked to her. The timing was just wrong.
I couldn't be here with you.
I definitely ordered a pair of khakis
I did it.
I did this morning ...
I did, Andy.
I did. I found you.
I didn't even know we had any other family
I didn't have to get you taken away forever by Blue Diamond.
I didn't have to go to Korea.
I didn't have to not listen to Garnet.
I didn't know you could whistle like that!
I didn't know.
I do hope they appreciate all my hard work
I do.
I don't care!
I don't care! I want to go there now!
I don't get it.
I don't know how we're going to figure this out,
I don't know what to say. I ...
I don't know why anyone trusts Rubies with those ships.
I don't know why I was crying.
I don't know, a girl that cool
I don't know, but the girl's laughing.
I don't know. I don't know what hurt is.
I don't like some ... ugh ...
I don't like this guy.
I don't need you to pity me.
I don't think anything could spoil this for me.
I don't understand, Garnet.
I don't understand!
I don't understand. He's usually so punctual.
I don't want to be told who to be choosened with.
I don't want to impose.
I feel bad.
I feel like I was just here
I feel not good.
I figured it out!
I figured, why not try growing something else?
I finally know the truth.
I found a Connie!
I found one! I found one!
I get a say in this, too.
I get it.
I got it!
I got it.
I got separated from the Gems.
I got to capture this moment.
I gotta give her my condolences, right?
I gotta go get my junk out of the plane.
I gotta return it to the library in a week.
I guess I could help wash away the rubble.
I guess I could've just changed, too, you know.
I guess I hadn't thought that far ahead.
I guess I'd watch the movie of that.
I guess that works
I guess this round of "Onion Tales" has come to an end.
I guess you could say we can thank everyone.
I guess you're right.
I guess, you're Garbanzo?
I had a dream where I saw this thing!
I had it changed.
I had like, three bottles of cooking oil earlier.
I have all the skills required
I have no idea what that is.
I have not had that much fun since yesterday!
I have to admit, I've really been starting
I haven't broken this many hearts since I had all my hair.
I haven't seen you in years!
I heard about you on AM radio.
I hope he got to see some of this.
I hope they're back in time for me to say bye.
I hope you found what you were looking for.
I hope your dad liked the new car wash sign.
I hope.
I I almost wrecked the mission.
I I can't look at this right now.
I I get it now.
I I I can't get near her.
I I just figured I'd come back and help you with that.
I I need to sit down.
I I was just looking for Lars and Sadie.
I I was pushing so hard.
I I wasn't trying to be selfish.
I I'll call a medical professional!
I I'm sorry.
I I'm sure someone else is free.
I if he wants to.
I just didn't realize Humans could come with pink hair.
I just don't understand why!
I just hope I don't let him down.
I just remembered I left the gravity engine idling.
I just want my dad.
I just want to know the real you.
I just want to know the truth
I just wanted to know what was going on for myself for once.
I kept calling, but you weren't answering.
I knew what it meant to really be a family.
I knew you would.
I know
I know he didn't get it from you.
I know how hard it is to move on
I know how to do that.
I know it sounds tame, but it has 612 pieces.
I know nothing in here is real, but..
I know what everyone is really here to see!
I know what hurt is!
I know what it's like to have your dad taken away.
I know what you are.
I know what you are.
I know what you guys are doing.
I know you didn't want me to deal with your problems.
I know you didn't want to get involved with mom's past,
I know you'll never stop missing Mom,
I know, Ruby, but we don't have much time!
I know. She didn't even cry.
I learned to fly on this plane!
I like the propeller on it.
I lost someone very important to me, too.
I love the Gems, but,
I made my way over to your house,
I made you in my image!
I mean, maybe recyclin' isn't so bad.
I mean, you must have a lot to think about
I meant the monster!
I miss her every single day,
I need to find my dad.
I need to find my dad.
I neve expected to see Yellow Diamond in person.
I never asked any Sapphire to go to Earth.
I never glowed when I was a kid.
I never had a chance to know that part
I never pressed her for details
I never thought I could stretch so far.
I officially relinquish control of your bed to you.
I only came over to drop off Sadie's lunch.
I pushed us into making stupid mistakes.
I really want to be,
I restocked all the cereal and washed all the towels.
I rushed us.
I saw Blue Diamond on Earth.
I saw her see me and find all of us.
I saw it myself.
I saw you come here.
I see what is going on here.
I should have done more.
I should have stayed home with the puzzle
I should only take five minutes,
I spend all my time slamming my face into hard objects
I still think it is.
I suppose I could help you here, too.
I suppose you're wondering why I'm here.
I think ...
I think he's coming to me because
I think I found the off switch.
I think I just blacked out.
I think in your attempt to fix our bodies,
I think she felt like
I think that's doable.
I think this mountain's really messing you up.
I think we need to...
I think we're not alone. [Gasps]
I thought disco was coming back, she started a war.
I thought everything was going really well.
I thought I heard someone.
I thought I said something really sentimental.
I thought it sounded familiar.
I thought we agreed we need to put that planet
I thought we were going to become Snowman
I thought you never wanted to hurt anyone,
I thought you were going to tell me everything from now on.
I told her "My appearance is just a conscious manifestation of light."
I told you I could do it.
I told you you two could use a guard dog.
I want my dad!
I want you hippies out of my barn!
I wanted everybody to stay the same, but they ...
I wanted to fix it, but I don't know how it goes together.
I wanted to hang one up at The Big Donut,
I wanted to have you and let you exist.
I was beginning to think we'd been forgotten.
I was going to drink a juice
I was gonna let you sleep, you looked so cute,
I was really enjoying the tour!
I was so ready! I really wanted to see your Krol.
I was so worried!
I was starting to freak out.
I was the lonely boy! I ...
I was the only one who tried
I wasn't alone.
I won't.
I wonder what you would think.
I wonder where my mom is.
I would be honored.
I, uh...
I...
I... I...
I... uh...
I...want...a donut!
I'd understand if you need some space.
I'll always be in Blue's confidence,
I'll find you! Go!
I'll getcha a stick o' pepperoni
I'll give your coven a chance
I'll go check doorsteps for piled up packages.
I'll go check doorsteps for piled up packages.
I'll go see if I can find anyone on the boardwalk.
I'll have one too, Steven. I think I'll try drinking tonight.
I'll just find my dad without pants.
I'll meet you back at the barn!
I'll never choosen again!
I'll only be a moment.
I'll report you to the Diamonds!
I'll see you really soon, Dad.
I'll show you.
I'll tell you about it on the way home.
I'll tell you what's wrong, du u de.
I'm 8XM! Facet 5, cut 8XM ... that's me!
I'm a distinguished boy, Amethyst.
I'm a human, too.
I'm a new Gem who loves socializing with Humans.
I'm an uncle. I can't believe it.
I'm coming in.
I'm Connie.
I'm counting Pumpkin. [Barks]
I'm doing the best I can, Steven!
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine. Let's keep going.
I'm from here, all right!
I'm glad you're staying here with us, Dad.
I'm good.
I'm here again.
I'm here to bring you back to reality, Blue.
I'm here to make a delivery to the Human Zoo.
I'm here!
I'm impressed by humanity's ability
I'm just glad that you're safe.
I'm just glad you're all back safe.
I'm just super excited.
I'm just talking to myself.
I'm looking for my dad.
I'm not looking for your dad.
I'm not that far away, Steven.
I'm not the shortest anymore!
I'm not used to holdin' nephews.
I'm not?
I'm nothing like Pearl.
I'm obviously best suited to being the boss.
I'm on a tractor!
I'm on that dad mission adrenalin rush
I'm Peridot! And this is our pumpkin.
I'm sick of everyone lying to me!
I'm smarted than your average Peridot.
I'm so sorry, Connie.
I'm sorry about being weirded out before!
I'm sorry I broke your door thingy!
I'm sorry we left you behind.
I'm sorry we took over the barn.
I'm sorry, i it's just that ...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I had to!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I ... I shouldn't have brought the book.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm sure Blue Diamond will want to thank you personally,
I'm sure Greg will turn this around.
I'm sure it'll look great
I'm sure she'll show up eventually.
I'm sure you meant it.
I'm surprised that a human being
I'm the one who made him.
I'm the only one who didn't.
I've already tried.
I've analyzed the problems with the previous two Peri plans.
I've been a criminal for 6,000 years. [Laughs]
I've been crying her tears!
I've been hearing stories about you.
I've been waiting to do this all day.
I've been, uh, thinking about you...
I've brought a new human for the collection.
I've done a lot of thinking
I've done my fair share of pushing
I've even thought about dyeing my hair pink ... more than once.
I've ever had.
I've just concocted a flawless Peri plan!
I've learned things about you,
I've lost my edge.
I've never seen it before in my life.
I've never seen it snow like this before.
I've peeled a lotta potatoes in my day.
If being a pancake means saving my dad,
If he's anything like me when I was a kid,
If he's my family, then he's yours, too.
If I could just stop the ship.
If I didn't make a copy of all my daughter's keys?!
If it works, let's just do it already!
If Mr. Universe and Steven are in outer space then...
If she wanted to keep him.
If something happens while we're gone.
If that clod thinks he can push us around...!
If that's how it's done on Earth, then...
If we do it together.
If we don't slow down.
If we hurry, we can disable the engine
If we hurry, we can disable the engine
If we play the roles we were made for.
If we're just trying to copy other people.
If you throw him, I'll ...
If you turn on the gravity engine.
If you want us to be.
In fact, it's only been used once for a human ...
In my back pocket. [chuckle]
In my dream, it was all broken down and pink.
In the Atlantic.
In the human life span as we could.
In the middle of a blizzard?
In the middle of a blizzard?
In the tape I left you, I told you how much
In what way is this funny?!
In you go!
Instead of playing this silly game.
Introducing... [Music]
Is 'cause you feel bad for me, isn't it?
Is capable of gratitude!
Is capable of understanding how I feel.
Is correct on this... let's say I'm a monster.
Is devoted entirely to specimen containment.
Is everything o...
Is he gonna turn into a laser?!
Is it just gonna be a bunch of vegetables?
Is it somebody's birthday?
Is it... really fun or something?
Is its own reward.
Is she going to do it, or should I say something?
Is someone there?
Is something wrong?
Is that a new cloud?
Is that all I'm here for?
Is that possible?
Is that safe?
Is that so?
Is that the human giving you trouble?
Is that what you want?
Is that...
Is there enough room for me?
Is this a new friend, Ga reg?
Is this some kind of matchmaking thing?!
Is this... a race?
Is this... really happening?
Isn't a real last name?!
Isn't that what we're doing?
Isn't that why you came back?
Isn't that wild?
It appears to be an illustration in some kind of journal.
It couldn't possibly still exist.
It didn't have to be this way.
It does get pretty quiet around here.
It doesn't seem like it right now,
It even goes up steep hills!
It finally seemed like the new Crystal Gems
It has something to do with Pink Diamond.
It is a real name.
It is I, your faithful customer, Mister Mature Man.
It is time for the choosening.
It isn't going to stop.
It just doesn't feel fair.
It loves us now.
It means a lot to all of us.
It might flatten Steven's body
It must be making you all Ruby sized.
It must be time for you to go home.
It probably just alters the definition of speed
It should listen to us!
It smells really bad,
It totally slipped my mind that Barb invited me and
It usually takes all of us to capture a corrupted Gem.
It was a big job for one person,
It was funny...
It was the first time you ...
It was time to perhaps stop and do something else?
It was very serious.
It was your goofball father who was
It was your own decision.
It wasn't such a big deal
It will be...
It will take us right there?
It would really make it worth being stationed here
It'll be easier to look for it after the routine.
It's ... it's really nice.
It's a little disturbing that Jasper was
It's a little more complicated than that.
It's a miracle! Pinto has healing pow... ers?
It's a real testament to Blue Diamond's merciful
It's a shame.
It's all my fault.
It's all my fault. I should have listened to you!
It's amazing.
It's an oven/ cooktop combo.
It's been a bit, huh?
It's been thousands of years, Blue,
It's certainly not a federal one.
It's cool, because the collar isn't supposed to go that way.
It's different than the other ones.
It's even more flawless!
It's fixing things!
It's fusion.
It's going to take the ultimate party
It's gonna be very serious work.
It's gonna take a lot to calm him down.
It's gotta be you.
It's happening again!
It's impossible trying to solve problems
It's in perfect condition.
It's just a box,
It's just us!
It's just...
It's kind of like a birthday party in here.
It's kind of weird and hard to explain,
It's like it's Andy themed.
It's like they don't even know that they're trapped here.
It's luck!
It's lucky something has some information
It's my dad!
It's nice to have a new addition to the family.
It's nice to meet you, too.
It's nice to meet you.
It's not a game. We need to get this door open.
It's not getting home I'm worried about.
It's not natural...for me.
It's not too late. We're here.
It's not?
It's okay, Mom.
It's okay! We don't want to fight!
It's okay.
It's okay. You were really worried about your dad.
It's only just come into existence
It's our only chance.
It's our ticket out of here.
It's really somethin' else, you know?
It's Rose!
It's so easy, you could have done it yourself, Topaz.
It's terrible!
It's the door.
It's the engine, boy.
It's the girl! She's driving right next to us!
It's the least you can do for the Diamond
It's time to start the daily routine.
It's time to stop and smell the flowers.
It's too much!
It's tragic that Pink Diamond's existence in this universe
It's true.
It's true.
It's truly an honor to bask in your radiance... ses.
It's way too cold to stay in the van during this blizzard.
It's what Rose wanted
It's wonderful just the way it is.
It's...not falling.
It's...okay.
Jamie! Onion! [Arcade music plays, games beeping]
Jamie...
Jay Ten, please step into the center of the circle.
Jeez, what am I even doin'? I got an airplane.
Judging from what Steven tells me, everything's normal!
Jump down into my arms.
Jumping with Steven on his couch.
Just a bunch of small ideas that never came together.
Just before sending him off to your place.
Just before sending him off to your place.
Just bring me back a bear claw!
Just come down!
Just in time for Greg's 110th anniversary
Just keeping these corrupted Gems in cages
Just leave me alone.
Just let Peridot bubble you!
Just like Ga reg when he first arrived.
Just look the part.
Just protect Beach City for me while we're gone!
Just protect Beach City for me while we're gone.
Just showing off my old room to ...
Just so you could get in with a bunch
Just stick together, play it straight.
Just tap the top.
Just you and the hum of your engine up in that thin air.
Just...
K O!
Kamsahamnida! Huh?
Keep distracting it! I'll finish it off!
Keep you company.
Keeping us in this shape.
Kindly donate some time to a youth in need.
Lapis and Peridot grew them.
Lapis, Peridot, stay here.
Lapis, throw me onto the plane.
Lapis, you can be Amethyst.
Lapis, your lack of humor has been hurting our morale.
Lapis! Uh, the Steven doesn't think that's funny!
Lapis? Peridot?
Lapis.
Lars!
Lars!
Lars! Sadie!
Lars...
Lawnmower pies, and entropy muffins."
Leaving?
Let it be known that I, Peridot, refuse to move forward ...
Let me go, you bigger Amethyst!
Let me have my dad back already!
Let me see that.
Let the choosening begin.
Let them go!
Let's all take a refreshing bath.
Let's change the future.
Let's find it and try to open it from in here.
Let's get cookin'.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get you buttoned back up.
Let's get you home, bud.
Let's go disassemble the tractor.
Let's go!
Let's make a big, traditional meal, and eat it together.
Let's make Pumpkin the Garnet. You should be the Pearl.
Let's open mine next!
Let's see if I can cram 20 years into a sentence.
Let's see.
Let's see...
Let's talk about it.
Let's turn it down to around 2,000 degrees,
Like they say, family helps family...
Like we could just waltz up
Like you're not supposed to be!
Like, all the best parties of all time,
Like, this part of the wall but open.
Listen to yourself. You're so hard core!
Little voice: Greeting, everyone.
Loin cloths.
Look at those organics squirming around.
Look at us!
Look, Andy ...
Look, back on Earth, there was no voice
Look, I just ... ah,
Look, Pearl. I already think you're cool
Look, we can all see her.
Look, you weren't there by the cups.
Look!
Look! We're building a tiny house ... for crabs!
Looks like it's curtains for Steven Universe.
Looks like the closest one is... 20 miles away.
Looks like the lonely boy with no friends his age
Looks like word got around.
Looks like you got a new plane, anyway.
Luckily, I have a song for this story already.
Ma!
Made ... whatever this thing is!
Made to look like it's been carefully wrapped.
Make yourself useful and escort that human
Makes a pretty neat mask, though.
Mama's comin' for ya, baby girl!
Man, little voice has really got me
Man, we look so grown up!
Man: Help!
Man.
Man...
Maybe
Maybe another leg needs to go.
Maybe he's really great
Maybe he's really patient and caring,
Maybe her dad's gone missing, too.
Maybe I can change the settings.
Maybe it got a paint job?
Maybe it likes shiny things?
Maybe it's some sort of baker's holiday.
Maybe she can't hear me in there.
Maybe they didn't matter to you as much as
Maybe they're all on vacation?
Maybe they're ready right now.
Maybe this is what I've been missing ... football.
Maybe this one.
Maybe we can fit in some knitting, too
Maybe we do need your help.
Maybe we do need your help.
Maybe you should let someone else play the Garnet.
Maybe you should switch with Pumpkin.
Me ... Connie. Connie ... friend.
Meaning?
Mess around!
Minds cleared!
Mishap.
Mishap.
Mistakes happen ... even when you can see the future.
Mm hmm!
Mm!
Mm!
Mm! Bleh.
Mm.
Mmm...
Mnh!
Mom!
More cooking oil.
Moving faster than the speed of light.
Muscle like them?
Music, comic books, getting sand between your toes ...
My apologies, Greg.
My body will break your fall.
My dad showed me how to do this, once.
My diamond, I've found a native.
My Diamond.
My Diamonds.
My dream wasn't really sad...
My dreams ... I was seeing through her eyes.
My gracious, wondrous, luminous, lustrous Diamond.
My mom always answers her phone
My mom and dad didn't get together
My mom and Yellowdad are starting to get worried.
My phone died, and I suspect one of my patients
My word!
My...future vision foresaw you, my Diamond,
N No, I I'm not.
Nah, the last thing I need right now is more space.
Nah. We straight up 'napped you.
Needs a big girl to keep him in line.
New Crystal Gems, congregate!
New Greg just showin' up outta nowhere.
Nice bubble, Peri!
Nice catch, son.
Nice one!
Nice.
Night, Connie.
Night, Steven!
No big deal.
No longer with us.
No luck.
No more weirdo friends. Let's see...
No need, your Clarity.
No one bosses the Garnet!
No one was even using that junk.
No other people, no livin' things around to, uh,
No pits for me tonight. I'm sorry, Amethyst.
No problem. And now that you're back from space,
No reason to stick around, with that thing.
No time for fun at all.
No use dwelling on the past.
No way.
No, Dad.
No, I came to help!
No, I mean about changing and growing,
No, it has not.
No, it has not.
No, it's Onion.
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no. That's not it. I'm done thinking about the past.
No, Onion! Just leave me alone!
No, Steven. [Sighs]
No, thanks.
No!
No! I'm very upset!
No! Say "clod."
No! Wait!
No.
No. Have you checked his favorite hiding spot in the woods?
No. I I'm not your dad.
No. I said space.
No. I'm sure ...
No. Like at a rrrra ha hock show!
No. We're just here to drop off these gifts.
Nope!
Nostalgic for the suburbs? Pssh.
Not cool.
Not even you could have foreseen
Not kept safe in bubbles!
Not knowing any other kids his age.
Not Rose
Not since we ...
Not suspecting a thing ... because it's so dumb!
Not the you that everyone tells me about.
Nothin'!
Nothing for millennia
Nothing that thing does makes any sense!
Nothing there.
Nothing, Holly Blue Agate. Nothing, Holly Blue Agate.
Nothing, Holly.
Noun?
Now all of Homeworld has it out for Earth
Now all we need is my dad, and we're out of here!
Now go pretend your filthy vein of Quartz
Now I've made it more interesting.
Now it's time to play.
Now let's go have the night of our lives.
Now that I've spent time at the table,
Now touch hands.
Now we can hang out a little longer
Now we only have to rely on simple physics!
Now you're looking good.
Now, everyone, reach up like you're going
Now, excuse me.
Now, it's actually good for something.
Nowadays, he's really into this.
Nurtures the body and soul.
Nyah!
Nyah!
Nyah! [Innards squelch]
Observe.
Obviously, it's the best gift
Of being alive.
Of course it does!
Of course. What else am I good for?
Of my family, but, now, I do.
Of the Daring DeMayos.
Of weirdo, hippie, Martian immigrants?!
Oh ... the fliers.
Oh, and then I added, "By the way, I saved your
Oh, and, thanks to Greg for lending his van.
Oh, are we doing it?
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy. We're doing this.
Oh, but, it was Pearl
Oh, come on!
Oh, come on. [chuckle]
Oh, gee, look at the time... and my classy new watch!
Oh, he'll need it... in the future.
Oh, hey, you're back!
Oh, I know the problem.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I'm awfully sorry.
Oh, I'm sure she was exaggerating.
Oh, is that what I'm supposed to be doing?
Oh, looks like you're dad's home, huh?
Oh, man, you're not gonna believe what happened!
Oh, Mr. Curiosity.
Oh, my stars! She's back already?
Oh, no, I should be thanking Garnet.
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
Oh, no. That's the zoo.
Oh, okay.
Oh, Onion. Need someone to hang out with again?
Oh, Peridot will be fine.
Oh, Pinto... I don't know what to say.
Oh, right!
Oh, right. Thank you.
Oh, she went for it. They're both smiling.
Oh, so now I'm a clod? I think you're the clod.
Oh, sorry, Steven.
Oh, Squash!
Oh, Steven gave me one, too.
Oh, Steven, we...
Oh, thank you.
Oh, there it goes again with its hilarious noises.
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there they are.
Oh, they're incessant barking! What is it saying?
Oh, they're your friends!
Oh, uh, yeah!
Oh, uh...
Oh, wait.
Oh, well, I'm sure there's a reasonable ...
Oh, well, of course you can.
Oh, what's the point of this?
Oh, whoa!
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah? Oof!
Oh, yeah. She said it bends reality.
Oh, yes. But I can make it look even gooder.
Oh, you know what?
Oh, Your Clarity, you flatter me.
Oh, your dad really can't jump fences like he used to.
Oh! Good, old natural sand!
Oh! Hey, right there. Perfect example.
Oh! Thank you, Lapis
Oh! They like it!
Oh! Um, hey, y'all!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. [chuckle]
Oh. [Laughs]
Oh. A dictionary.
Oh. How about I give you a ride home on Lion?
Oh. Ohhh!
Oh. Right.
Ohh, I think it's broken.
Ohhh!
Ohhh! It's a shame, though.
Okay
Okay everybody, hear her out.
Okay, here it goes.
Okay, just be careful.
Okay, just to make sure my Earth vocabulary
Okay, nobody's gonna say it?
Okay, okay, I give up.
Okay, okay. You can look... now!
Okay, so that does that.
Okay, Vidalia has some books on babies I've been reading.
Okay, well, then you hit me.
Okay, what else, huh? What else you got for me?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Let's turn these woods upside down.
On that zooman sleep schedule.
On...some kind of
On...some kind of
Once a year, we'd all meet up here,
One of us has to get hurt.
One the rare occasion that we would need
Onion smelled the chip, savoring its delicious aroma.
Onion sure was having a phenomenal time
Onion wanted to come in, but he paused in the doorway.
Onion wasn't in the vending machine.
Onion, huh? Uh, do you know these guys, Onion?
Onion, run!
Onion, this whole time I thought you were just a lonely boy.
Onion, wa a ait!
Onion: Mama ma, mama, ma!
Onion!
Onion...
Only Garnet!
Oof!
Ooh
Ooh, and there she goes.
Ooh, don't start it.
Ooh!
Ooh! Man, that sounds cool
Ooh. [Laughs] Sorry.
Ookie pookie!
Oomph! Bleh.
Oop.
Oops!
Oops!
Open up!
Or actually maybe 20, 25 'cause I might have to take the bus ...
Or at least get a discount.
Or back ... until I am victorious.
Or good old fashioned apple juice?
Or neither, 'cause it could be reality, Steven!
Or read the book
Or were we?
Or would baseball be better?
Or would baseball be better?
Our bodies are made of light,
Our Diamond will be here at any moment!
Our Greg is clearly the superior one.
Our Greg?
Our light composed forms couldn't keep up with a ship
Our little voices guide us through life here.
Our right, her left.
Ours doesn't have a face.
Out of anyone, don't I deserve to know the truth?!
Out of my country, and out of my barn!
Out the window, anyway,
Ow!
Ow!
Pardon me?
Past tense verb?
Pearl, Amethyst, get ready.
Pearl, close the door.
Pearl, do something.
Pearl, my dad's not healthy enough
Pearl, open it!
Pearl, the door.
Pearl, you can't just drive away! This is serious!
Pearl, you're a total bad ...
Pearl, you're a total rock star!
Pearl: [Sighs]
Pearl: Amethyst! Steven!
Pearl: Honestly, I can't even draw a circle.
Pearl: Oh, oh!
Pearl: Rubies aside, will it fly?
Pearl: So, if I input the coordinates,
Pearl: Steven? Are you okay?
Pearl: Uh, Garnet, are you sure?
Pearl!
Perhaps you'd grant us a tour of the facility?
Peridot did mention a gravity engine.
Peridot said the ship was calibrated for Rubies.
Peridot, put that guy down!
Peridot, put that guy down!
Peridot, slow down.
Peridot, watch out!
Peridot: Are you ready for the second Peri plan?
Peridot: Okay.
Peridot!
Peridot! Lapis!
Peridot! Lapis! I'm here!
Phew!
Pink Diamond stole humans from their families
Pink Diamond?
Pink Diamond's insidious human zoo.
Pinto? [Pinto coos]
Planet and your species and you're welcome."
Please enjoy your meal during this designated eating period.
Please gather around the circle of choosening.
Please leave a message, and if you're one of my patients,
Please step into the center of the circle.
Please tell me you're joking.
Please, if you don't mind me asking,
Please, you're making Pearl very upset.
Pobrecito Esteban!
Poor Sour Cream, missing his brother...
Preserving this place in Pink Diamond's memory.
Pretend I'm a freaked out human screaming at you in fear!
Pretend I'm an angry green Gem trying to poof you!
Pretend I'm an Earth animal chasing you
Prime, prime, prime.
Probably just snuck off
Probably knows about a billion shows going on tonight.
Put me down, your highness!
Put together!
Putting him down.
Putting on a big rave tonight?
Putting this meal together was a great idea.
Radiating from her.
Rahh!
Raise your hand if you were thanked!
Raving in a friend's backyard.
Reach up high.
Reactivating attack drones.
Ready? [Barking]
Really
Really, we have guests.
Really?
Relax, y'all. I got it all figured out.
Relying on the injectors introduced
Revise our strategy.
Right this way, Your Grand Clarity.
Right, right.
Right, right.
Right! Sure.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Roger.
Rose and I talked about tons of important stuff ...
Rose and I talked about tons of important stuff ...
Rose hasn't shape shifted, and she isn't trapped.
Rose is
Rose is my mom!
Rose is trying to shape shift back to her old self!
Rose never wanted you to see this place
Rose wanted? [Growls]
Rose, I know you're in there.
Rose, it's me. It's Pearl! Are you in there?
Ruby! Sapphire!
Run! Just run!
S..
Sadie never came home last night?
Sadie! Don't worry, honey!
Sadie?
Sadieeeeeee!
Sapphire, has the cluster emerged yet?
Sapphire: I am so glad we're almost back!
Sapphire: Of course! No surprises here.
Saving the Earth from Homeworld
Say hi to the pencils for me.
See ya!
See you in a bit!
See, that's the problem with people like you.
Seems like too much, if ya ask me ...
Shaped like a multi hulled watercraft."
She ... She has everyone!
She alien abducted him, and it's all my fault!
She and her partner got the RV.
She didn't look half human, though.
She gathered up all the vegetables.
She had to confess everything to me, but I told her,
She had to confess everything to me, but I told her,
She has this... baby around her.
She hasn't fallen for any of your Peri plans.
She just can't reform because
She kind of looked like mom.
She looks just like my drawing!
She must be so scared.
She produced on what was her colony.
She should have been here to pick me up by now.
She took Greg?
She took my dad!
She walked off after giving me some sort of code
She wanted this so much.
She wants you to call her and talk to her on the phone!
She was blue and...had wings.
She was shattered by a Rose Quartz!
She wasn't home last night, so I figured I'd bring it here.
She works out.
She yelled at Sapphire! She hates Fusion!
She's a good one, too.
She's a shatterer!
She's all alone out here, with no idea what she's doing.
She's gonna eat him?!
She's got to be here for us!
She's not answering.
She's not, though. She said she's looking for her dad.
She's right there!
She's so uptight and sensitive!
Shh shh! She's coming back!
Shh.
Short answer, yes.
Should I try it again?
Shoulders squared!
Showing up!
Shut off the calibration altogether.
Since I got that sweet mini disc player installed,
Since you're named after a bean
Sing for her. Make her feel better.
Sittin' right in front of you?!
Skinny's a Jasper!
Sled.
Slug me in the face.
Smiling all day and night.
So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut.
So does any of this look familiar to you?
So everyone be on your best behavior.
So he's back from the spa, huh?
So here's how I think we should start...
So I could indulge in the joys of life on Earth!
So I just got you mushroom
So I offered to let these two stay in the barn.
So I...acted accordingly.
So I'm not Steven!
So just go!
So let's go back to that, to fix this mess we made.
So she let us crash at her place for a while.
So Steven told me you guys retired to the country.
So tell him to make himself bigger!
So we all have to do this together ...
So what do you want to do?
So what do you want to do?
So what is it about this that you can't tell me?!
So what? So it's red!
So why are you still a baby?
So you were just lagging behind the ship this whole time?
So you're the ones making the noise.
So, cheers!
So, for the sake of our family, tell us what to do.
So, how do you get in the zoo?
So, tell me about this game, Steven.
So, that's why you wanted me to come back here so much.
So, uh, which one of these girls is the wife?
So, you guys aren't doing this on purpose?
So, you ready to throw down in the pit?
So, you're letting them...
So...
So...I can help?
Socializin' this fine, American barn?
Some horrible human zoo all chained up to a wall
Some jerks have been messing with his head!
Some of our actions were a bit regrettable.
Songs about being nostalgic for the suburbs.
Sorry, Connie, but we just can't wait.
Sorry, my Sapphire, I'm so forgetful and disposable.
Sorry, Rubies.
Sorry!
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Fly ball.
Sounds like everything went well.
Sounds puny.
Space turbulence.
Sss?
State your purpose.
Ste van, Ga reg has told stories of you.
Ste van, Ga reg, the choosening will start soon.
Ste van, today the fruit is purple.
Ste van, wait here until the choosening is complete.
Steven DeMayo.
Steven is a ...
Steven is a fusion.
Steven is clearly a gem.
Steven would have had a better speech.
Steven, all sports are beautiful.
Steven, Blue Diamond wanted him alive?
Steven, do you know her?
Steven, get Greg on board!
Steven, help me open the door!
Steven, help me.
Steven, I understand Greg is part of you,
Steven, I'm ... I'm sorry!
Steven, it doesn't matter what your name is.
Steven, pass it to your friend.
Steven, please! Just stay here... for me.
Steven, these people are the descendants of humans
Steven, this is Andy. He's my cousin.
Steven, why don't you and Connie ...
Steven, you deserve to know the truth, and the truth is...
Steven, you didn't kidnap Greg.
Steven, you know that isn't true.
Steven: [Gasps] That's it ... the Palan kwin.
Steven: [Laughs] They don't.
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: # And Steven! #
Steven: Come on, you know what I mean.
Steven: Don't worry, Dad.
Steven: It's amazing!
Steven: No.
Steven: Nope.
Steven: Okay, Garnet, you just drew yourself.
Steven: She took Dad!
Steven: Thank you for the ride, Uncle Andy!
Steven: Thanks again for protecting Beach City
Steven: This might be our only chance.
Steven!
Steven!
Steven!
Steven!
Steven!
Steven!
Steven!
Steven!
Steven! It's the Gem!
Steven! My little man!
Steven! My van!
Steven?
Steven? Whoa, you okay?
Steven.
Steven...
Steven's a Gem, and Steven has a dad.
Still no Jamie.
Stole my charger and..
Stop! [Grunts]
Strawberry sugar shock shut down
Stupid, cloddy, dumb dumb?!
Suddenly, you care about Aunt Deb?
Sure did
Sure you will.
Sure.
Sure. Why not?
Sweet dreams. [Yawns]
Swerve y! [Laughs]
Ta da!
Take as long as you need.
Take this can of magic beans into town
Take this hurt away.
Technically married?!
Tell me more about this band we're seeing.
Tell me what it is.
Tell them. Tell them!
Thank you for keeping it warm, sir.
Thank you for letting Connie stay late.
Thank you so much again for averting that crisis.
Thank you, Andy, for
Thank you, Greg.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for braiding my dad's hair.
Thanks for bringing me here.
Thanks so much for coming to get me.
Thanks, Amethyst! No prob!
Thanks, Connie.
Thanks, Garnet, but I don't think he needs this.
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks.
That brute can't get you now.
That couldn't be.
That doesn't make sense.
That explains it.
That fancy zoo sand was too fine for me.
That feeling can be so hard to be okay with.
That first one wasn't in the... best condition.
That has to be like the third craziest weekend
That I don't have to get out of them!
That I'm from another planet?
That is if the zoo's still there.
That kept your worthless, sorry Gems in service!
That means come over here and do a cool pose.
That might be it.
That old sign was okay, but this one's got personality!
That sort of makes sense.
That sounds just marvelous.
That sounds like it's coming from the car wash!
That they ate everything ... even the cheesecake
That was a close one, Uncle Andy.
That was about 14 years ago!
That was cool.
That was his babysitter. She took him to the park.
That was like two decades ago!
That was real nice of ya.
That was the heart of the legendary wings
That will be all.
That will be all.
That will be all.
That will destroy everything shortly.
That would be funny!
That would be very rude.
That would've been stealing.
That you allowed a band of traitorous rebels
That you were so kind and loving.
That'll be boring.
That's ... that ... that's right.
That's a big arm!
That's because you try to out brute it.
That's cool, that's not creepy. Right, Soup?
That's different.
That's different. Those are my bones.
That's it.
That's longer than I was a toilet.
That's me ...
That's not a very Steven thing to say.
That's not entirely true.
That's not how vegetables work.
That's not what I meant
That's okay.
That's right ... Blue is back already!
That's right, little man. You were only a few months old.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right. Pearl does like soap.
That's so dumb! You should be a clod!
That's so funny! You should be Amethyst!
That's Steven's third best friend after me and you.
That's the most scared I've been since you almost let me die!
That's the name Rose and I liked the most.
That's the one thing I can do by myself.
That's uh...
That's what that was?
That's what we forgot:
That's what you get for raising me to love music.
That's why they put us in charge of protecting Beach City.
That's why you were acting like such a goon! [Laughs]
That's you, right?
That's, uh... That's gross.
The adrenaline, the glory, the sheer feats of athleticism.
The adult for a bunch of super powered children!
The amethyst under me never popped out.
The atmosphere shield seems functional,
The barn. It's yours.
The Big Donut does not accept magic beans as currency.
The bottom half of this structure
The car wash looks good as new.
The choosening is a very special event to us.
The Crystal Gems have been protecting this world
The Crystal... Temps.
The damage will be massive.
The door.
The engine!
The entire cut of Gem deserves the same fate!
The first one to hightail it outta here
The first one wasn't so great.
The gems are gonna be fine.
The gravity warp seems to be affecting our bodies.
The Human Zoo. I can't believe it still exists.
The last word is a noun.
The meaning of this?!
The only reason you hang out with me
The others will probably think so, too,
The real question is:
The rest of your kind.
The ruby preferences on that, too.
The Ruby ship?
The ship seems to be putting out some kind of energy,
The snow just keeps falling and falling!
The system preferences the Rubies set.
The thing is we've traveled so far,
The Universes, now.
The whole thing will fall onto the monster!
The window for preserving Earth specimens is closing.
Then act like it!
Then bring on the syrup.
Then I'll do what Steven does.
Then our work here is done.
Then the baby on your back must be...
Then there's still time.
Then we make two
Then we'll know if anyone else is missing.
Then, after him, it was Aunt Deb.
Then, he started to feel a little better.
There are all these people missing.
There are Gems here from the Beta Kindergarten, too!
There are no other Gems like Steven.
There could be another Gem like me?
There is a story of an opening wall.
There is no Amethyst!
There it is! Get it!
There they are.
There was a Sapphire here?
There was a snow storm happening just like this around then.
There wasn't really a big idea.
There were snail puffs,
There were some things
There won't be anything left to rescue if you do.
There! Am I doing it?
There! Huh?
There's a geo weapon incubating in your planet
There's a lot you don't know about me, Steven.
There's enough out here
There's no fixing this.
There's no time for that!
There's no time! We're going right now.
There's no time.
There's nothing here but me
There's this place I saw in a dream ... and it's real ...
These Amethysts, they're all from Earth!
These Amethysts, they're really, really...
These aren't your era one light kites.
These Gems, this place, and the Earth.
These gifts are great,
These people are sort of like her family,
These people have treated me so well since I got here.
These plane parts are gettin' some use.
These the ones?
They butchered my parents' plane and made ...
They choosened each other 'cause that's what they choosed.
They don't know what to do without you!
They found me out!
They got to be fine.
They have to be here.
They just didn't.
They just think a little different, that's all.
They know each other?
They love it here. I mean, look at this place.
They should be wiped out of existence,
They should've been delivered by now.
They spent time getting to know one another and fell in love.
They were all out of pepperoni, by the way,
They were going to go to a party together,
They'll help us figure something out.
They're alien refugees from space and ...
They're all coming out of the woodwork.
They're easy to control.
They're from Earth.
They're from the Prime Kindergarten!
They're good for the heart.
They're illegal. aliens?!
They're usin' some kinda hippie mind tricks.
They're way too big for him.
They're your real friends.
They've got everything they need,
They've gotta know about this thing!
They've never been anywhere else.
They've never seen the Earth before.
They've only existed for what? 70 years.
Things get a little lonely for Onion,
Things you wanted to keep secret.
Think...like...a monster.
This can only mean we're getting closer!
This can't be happening.
This corrupted Gem was truly an adversary worthy of my skill.
This doesn't make any sense.
This facility originally belonged to Pink Diamond
This is a little weird for me.
This is all happened so suddenly.
This is all we have left of her ...
This is for a good cause.
This is fun.
This is getting a little weird, even for me.
This is going down in flames.
This is going to be..
This is going to work. This is going to be perfect!
This is harder than it looks, you know!
This is how I want you to be,
This is it!
This is it.
This is life for you now ...
This is my parents' barn.
This is nuts.
This is perfect!
This is perfect!
This is really weird.
This is the first time we've hung out together.
This is unreal.
This is what happens.
This is where it happened...
This is why we don't listen to her.
This is your planet, after all.
This isn't about Rose.
This isn't the time.
This isn't working.
This looks amazing!
This looks amazing!
This one is flighty
This outpost is so remote.
This table has corn on it
This was a waste of time.
This was your last chance
This way, we can take it out from a distance!
This way, Your Clarity.
This whole thing is my fault.
This whole thing started 'cause I wanted answers.
This'll be a great chance to show off my metal powers!
Those are the tiniest splashes I've ever seen.
Those Gems.
Those kids out there in the woods?
Those mysterious constructions,
Three gems, each with their own role, and a human!
Three gems, each with their own role, and a human!
Till he made me bring it here.
Time to clean up, everyone.
To change his mind about something,
To do the job of the Crystal Gems,
To eat him? To put him in a zoo?
To enter the containment area,
To go into space to get him back!
To handle things our way.
To have all your friends in the same place.
To have everything important taken away?
To help someone who was hurt.
To infiltrate a highly secure facility
To keep everything how it used to be.
To live that long.
To miss the pitter patter of full sized Gem soldiers.
To preserve the Pink Diamond legacy.
To screw in a light bulb.
To share it with.
To show you what it's like to be a monster!
To step forward and spend her own time and energy
To survive in the wild.
To tell you who to be with.
To the assimilation bay!
To touch outer space.
To turn this around.
Today, I'm a Sapphire traveling with my Ruby guard...
Together: Go, Crystal Temps!
Together: Ooooooh!
Together: You do?
Tonight, I'm all about the future. I'm going to a show.
Too many complicating variables.
Too old to make the drive anymore.
Topaz!
Touchdown!
Trust me, I'd love to go to the show!
Try adjusting it manually. [Laughs]
Turns out they were abducting cows
Two Diamonds ... one day!
Two Diamonds?!
U12, please step into the center of the circle.
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh! Why doesn't she ever tell us anything?
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh. Thanks.
Uh, "water" we waiting for?
Uh, but...
Uh, don't you knock?
Uh, guys?
Uh, hello!
Uh, hey, you gonna bring our car down?
Uh, hey, you gonna bring our car down?
Uh, hi.
Uh, how do you think?
Uh, how was that?
Uh, I I'm...
Uh, I like me.
Uh, I'm gonna get these on the stove.
Uh, I'm sorry, Holly Blue Agate, it's just ...
Uh, must be the pumpkin treats
Uh, no, we're not okay!
Uh, no. I meant split into teams.
Uh, of course.
Uh, Peridot!
Uh, thanks. This some kind of kid's book?
Uh, Uncle Andy?
Uh, Uncle Andy?
Uh, we don't need the play by play.
Uh, we're gonna smash right into it
Uh, what about me?
Uh, why do you guys look like that?
Uh, wow.
Uh, yeah...
Uh, yo, Ste man.
Uh.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... Hey, room
Uh... how did you get in?
Uh... It might be a while.
Uh... Lion behaved himself,
Uh... okay.
Uh... Onion felt really sad
Uh... W well...
Uh... What's going on?
Uh...do you think he'll be able to make it to 109?
Uh...hey.
Uhh!
Uhh.
Uhhh!
Um, are you guys okay?
Um, Dad, who's this?
Um, Dad?
Um, it's like when you feel bad.
Um, it's...
Um, Lapis, you don't remember me?
Um, multi hulled watercraft.
Um, no, th there's no mission, I wanted to hang out!
Um, sorry.
Um, the special delivery
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...none of you.
Uncle Andy and I got it.
Uncle Andy, can I get down now?
Uncle Andy?
Unexpectedly.
Unfortunately, I know from experience
Unh!
Unh!
Unh!
Unh! [Clatter]
Us Peridots are tougher than we look!
Very.
Vote? Hey, is that Suitcase Sam?
W W Wait! Wait!
W We just ran past your house, Onion!
W What do I do with it?
W Why'd you nudge me and wink like this was all...
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute.
Wait a second.
Wait right here. I have an idea!
Wait right here. I have an idea!
Wait, how'd you even get out here?
Wait, no! You can start smaller!
Wait, Steven, where are you ...
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait! [Panting]
Wait! Don't hurt him!
Wait! He's gonna be okay, right? It was just a little spill!
Wait! Hey, 8XL! Yeah?
Wait! I'll find a gas station.
Wait! Onion! I'm sorry!
Wait.
Wait. Are these adult diapers?!
Wait...
Waiting for some thing in the mail.
Want one of these instead?
Was actually...
Was coming over to spend the night?
Was everyone thanked?
Was gonna walk right out of the ground
Wasn't that fun?
Watch my splash, Ga reg!
Watch out for that ... oof!
Watch Steven for me.
Watch this.
We both made a lot of mistakes when we were young.
We brought gifts for Lil' Rose!
We came across a door that leads into the zoo,
We came in with Sapphire, Ruby, and Pearl,
We can all get along ...
We can be exactly like them ... but better!
We can help you find your dad.
We can pick them up on the way back.
We can throw in a little being born
We could go to the show with you.
We could've put it in the wall next to the truck.
We couldn't have known what to do, even me.
We do not run or shout in these hallways!
We don't have anything like this on Homeworld.
We don't have time for this!
We don't want to start another Gem War at the table.
We each need to pick someone from the original team
We four ... Four?
We got on a Gem ship from Earth.
We got to find them and bust you out of here.
We gotta up our game.
We had no way to get to them after the war.
We have an awesome night planned, too.
We have to open this door!
We just have to find him and bust him out.
We just need disguises. I'll be Esteban Universedad.
We just need some beverages
We just need to come up with a distraction.
We just wanted to know what you want.
We knew it'd be funny.
We made it ourselves! Look at it, it's great!
We made it!
We made some new friends, we warped the space time continuum!
We need to do the jobs of the Crystal Gems!
We never were kids.
We really need your help.
We should be preparing for a fight!
We should be reaching the human zoo in...
We should have access to everything on it, by right!
We should make an effort to get on his good side.
We should probably stay put until she comes.
We should really do something about them.
We should run the car wash!
We should split up and investigate.
We should've taken it.
We spent so much time together here.
We thought we knew what Steven was.
We tried to cover as many celebrations
We went to a far off space station,
We were all waiting, and ... pfft ... nothing.
We were never able to rescue them.
We won't stand out
We would do so via this service door.
We'll be together again.
We'll handle this noise.
We'll hold down the fort while you're gone.
We'll never be the Crystal Gems, we're just...
We'll solve this ... together
We'll wait until it gets right up under us,
We're about to go hang out with a bunch of cool Humans.
We're all fighting with each other!
We're all going to stand out.
We're almost set on snacks for the road.
We're both thousands of years older than you.
We're glad to have you with us at such a wonderful time.
We're going into space,
We're going right now.
We're going to outsmart it!
We're going to see Mike Krol.
We're going to space. We're going to get him back.
We're not going.
We're not leaving our home.
We're on our way.
We're ready for the veggies now!
We're so sorry about earlier.
We're the DeMayos.
We're totally fine, dude.
We're very sorry for your marriage.
We've been together this whole time.
We've got a farm here, with plenty of food.
We've got to find them and get out of ...
We've got to get to the bottom of this.
We've got water, old plates, uh...
Weirdo.
Welcome to your new home.
Well don't just stand there, you useless chunks of earth,
Well said, Pearl!
Well, about time I got a new one.
Well, anyway, I think Connie was the closest.
Well, at our current speed,
Well, don't get out your checkbook yet.
Well, except for Amethyst.
Well, except, we couldn't repair the sign.
Well, first, it ran over Garnet,
Well, Garnet wouldn't yell at people!
Well, Garnet wouldn't yell at people!
Well, good night, schtu ball.
Well, I bet Peedee wants to hang.
Well, I guess I can look around.
Well, I guess it's an arm wrestling simulator,
Well, I have to thank Steven
Well, I know a guy who will!
Well, I saved all your butts from Jasper.
Well, if you want something done right,
Well, if you'd like to go, you guys can take the Dondai.
Well, isn't there time for a little fun?
Well, it wasn't much of a mission,
Well, it's not natural for us!
Well, it's probably for the best.
Well, look on the bright side!
Well, maybe you guys could use it to look up what a baby is.
Well, my family spent a lot of time here, too.
Well, next time, we'll just bring
Well, of course they don't.
Well, she must be doing something right.
Well, Sour Cream was right ...
Well, Steven's only half human, but, hmm, close enough.
Well, Steven's only half human, but, hmm, close enough.
Well, thanks for the barn!
Well, that was a ... [Chuckles]
Well, then, what's the point of corn?!
Well, there might be another way out if we can find it.
Well, there was a little trouble...
Well, we can do that, too.
Well, we made this one.
Well, we'll...help you.
Well, what do you do with a human baby when it glows?
Well, what if she's adopted?
Well, what kind of mother would I be
Well, whatever you call him, he'll need this.
Well, while we're still waiting,
Well, you know more about Gems than I do.
Well, you're not gonna get out that way.
Well... if there's one thing Peridots are good at,
Welp, you sure showed those cups who's boss.
Were coming together!
Were you close?
Wh What's a DeMayo?
Wh Whoa oa! Unh!
Wha?
Wha...
Wha...? You couldn't even marry an American?!
Whaaah!
Whaddya say we get right to it, huh?
What a commanding presence.
What a strange planet.
What a warm welcome. [Chuckles nervously]
What about inside the vending machine at Funland?
What about Rose?
What about that top secret room inside your house?
What about what I want?!
What about your pumpkin?
What an honor.
What are we gonna do, Garnet?
What are you all doing in here?!
What are you doin', comin' in here,
What are you doin', kid?!
What are you doing here?
What are you doing over there?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Is it a game?
What are you doing? The light was red!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?! They're traitors!
What are you guys doing?!
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What brings you here?
What do I do? What if I say something wrong?
What do we do now?
What do you mean hurt?
What do you mean, you weren't
What does she even want him for?
What does that matter?!
What else do kids do with their parents?
What good are you to me as family if you're...?
What happened? Are you cracked?
What have you miscreants been saying to them?
What I want?
What if I don't want to smell the flowers?
What if it doesn't stop where we want it to?
What if she crash landed in the big city
What if she shows up here and we're gone?
What if they do?!
What is a door?
What is going on?
What is going on?
What is this place?
What is this place?
What made you wanna start farming stuff,
What other Greg is there?
What seems to be the trouble here, Beach City citizen?
What should I... Oh, okay.
What should we do first?
What special delivery?
What the ...
What was I thinkin'?
What you did got us to the zoo.
What you're doing makes total sense.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Her dad? What?
What? No.
What? Whoa!
What? You want me to...
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?! I swear,
What?! I'm not gonna hit you!
What?! Well, now I really want to go!
What...is...
What're you doin' to that guy up there?
What're you gonna do with that?
What's ... what is...
What's going on over here? Just drawing in the dirt, Eh?
What's got into Pumpkin?
What's happening to him?!
What's it doing?
What's the big idea?
What's the hurry?
What's, uh... what's up?
What's...
Whatever she says.
Whatever Steven is, something's happening,
Whatever the case, it's up to me to find them.
Whatever you got, come and get me!
Whatever you say, dudes. Burp!
Whatever. She can be Pearl.
When I got that call from you,
When I still served... Homeworld,
When that teenaged girl kidnapped Steven.
When the family got together.
When the Gems are done putting it up.
When we go back and get 'em.
When you told it to, did you?
When you told me about your dream,
When you tried to steal the world's water.
When you're mumbling?
When you've lost someone.
Where am I now?
Where are my attack drones? [Beeping]
Where are my manners?
Where are my manners?
Where are my manners?
Where are my manners?
Where are we?
Where are you taking me?
Where are you?
Where else would a being as fragile as a human live,
Where is he?
Where she was broken.
Where the normal laws of physics don't apply
Whew! [Laughs] It's nice to meet all of you.
Which I do not regret.
Which is spin off of a fighting game,
Which means we'll just have to throw you into space.
Which one is she? I'm joking.
While a being as powerful as a diamond perish?
While I was gone, Connie.
Who broke you guys out of the retirement home?
Who bubbled all these Gems?
Who cares about pants? You gunned it from the cops!
Who cares? It's funny.
Who drove us to the "store."
Who is that with you?
Who is this, and what is she doing in Steven's house?
Who knows?
Who was that?
Who's the human and what's he yelling about?
Whoa
Whoa, buddy!
Whoa, ugh!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wow.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! [Gasps]
Whoa! He loves it!
Whoa! Hey, don't cry.
Whoa! Impressive!
Whoa! It's one peel!
Whoa! Peridot!
Whoa! That is a huge trench coat!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa. Do you guys see that?
Whoa. So, Amethyst,
Whoa. Whoa
Whoever this is, she's from Homeworld.
Whoo hoo hoo! Rock show!
Whoo hoo! I won!
Why are these two outside the containment area?!
Why are you bombarding me with your confectionery puff rocks?!
Why can't I master this?
Why can't she do it?
Why can't you just let me grieve?
Why did you take Steven on a joyride
Why did you take Steven on a joyride
Why didn't you tell me
Why don't we start with this gorgeous cake?
Why don't you put that corn in a mirror
Why don't you try thinking about all of this
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why would Ga reg hurt us?
Why would she do that?
Why wouldn't you want to be choosened?
Why wouldn't you want to do that?
Why'd you leave?
Will want to thank you personally
Will you two can it?!
With a heart of gold?
With a specialized team.
With a whole bunch of people hanging out and doing stuff!
With loud music, and people pushing each other?!
With Onion and all his friends.
With the Roaming Eye.
With these sorry excuses for Gems.
With you and me teaming up, that thing won't stand a chance.
Wonderful in every way, just like you.
Wouldn't you like to clean off in the pool?
Wow w w w w!
Wow, really? I didn't know you liked apple juice?
Wow, you're really worried about your mom, huh?
Wow!
Wow! Diapers! This is so practical!
Wow! It's really nice to meet you!
Wow! Your Peridot impression is lousy, too!
Wow. This is nice.
Wow. You guys were wrong about everything.
Wy Six, Jay Ten, this is ...
Wy Six: Ga reg!
Wy Six: Ste van does not know what a little voice is.
Wy Six: Yeah! Cannonball!
Y You're racing bugs?
Yah!
Yay, you won.
Yay!
Yay! Whoo hoo hoo!
Yeah, I won!
Yeah, I won!
Yeah, I'll bet.
Yeah, me, too, buddy!
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, P!
Yeah, Peridot. Let's see you do better.
Yeah, something's wrong.
Yeah, well, for my whole life,
Yeah, why not?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah? Ah, well,
Yeah. [Laughs]
Yeah. Don't worry about it too much.
Yeah. I'll take one for the team.
Yeah. It's hard to explain, but I can feel it.
Yeah. It's just she's never late for anything.
Yeah. You guys sure showed me.
Years and years of family tradition.
Yeh! Whoa!
Yellow says it'll all be over soon.
Yellow, she made them.
Yellow! W What are you doing here?
Yep ... all thanks to this guy.
Yep!
Yes, I can tell by the tone of your voice.
Yes, I suppose she will.
Yes, it is going to overheat and explode.
Yes, like, the opposite of good.
Yes, my Diamond! Ahem.
Yes, noted, Steven.
Yes, of course. We'll get everything in order.
Yes, yes! She liked him!
Yes, you should have brought it!
Yes!
Yes! I'm Connie!
Yes.
Yes. It is delicious.
Yipe! [Grunts]
Yippee!
You almost drowned me
You almost lost your dad,
You Amethysts are so cliquey.
You are just shy!
You are so patient with her.
You are very bossy.
You better believe it.
You call me Uncle Andy.
You can assist in harvesting
You can choose someone else.
You can count on me!
You can count on us.
You can do it.
You can do it.
You can do that, right, Lil' Greg?
You can ease into "the socializing with Humans" thing.
You can have it.
You can just feel strength and confidence
You can take a little break.
You can't go because I can't go with you!
You can't go there!
You can't keep coming here forever!
You could hang out with us tonight.
You could move in here and mess this whole place up?
You did?
You didn't even keep the family name,
You didn't, huh?
You do?
You do?
You do?
You don't have to be sorry about a thing.
You don't have to leave!
You don't have to lie to me to protect my feelings!
You don't have to play with me anymore.
You don't poof easily, huh?
You fell asleep during the movie.
You get to choose whoever you want,
You got that right.
You got to be kidding. Oh, no.
You got to go to the store and get this goo
You got to walk in like you own the place. [Store bell dings]
You gotta do back to school shopping?
You guys are watching scary movies in the break room,
You guys don't like cake?
You guys only come to Beach City during the summer months.
You guys probably got a lotta leftovers, right?
You guys think you're savin' the Earth?
You guys, I'm an 8!
You have been choosened for each other.
You have bones in your bedroom.
You have to hollow it out.
You have to pull over to the side and show them your license.
You have to trust me.
You haven't seen him around lately, have you?
You heard Garnet.
You in here delivering packages to some peat moss?
You just do it yourself.
You just got in your van and drove away.
You just like gave her some Shakespearean spiel
You kidnapped me?!
You know me! You know them, too!
You know what else would be a reward?
You know what? Thank you, Steven.
You know, feelings.
You know, I guess it's good
You know, I really shouldn't be here,
You know, I've always felt like something was unusual
You know, I've always felt like something was unusual
You know, since you don't eat, and all.
You know, sometimes I wonder if it's even you up there...
You like marriage, so we thought
You little freak o' nature, there?
You locked Bismuth away inside Lion
You may have accidentally
You mean his office? Of course
You mean like, at the thee ay terr?
You mean one about yea big, 2 pounds, maybe 4 ounces?
You mean...?
You need a haircut, son.
You noticed. I noticed. We all noticed
You okay, bud?
You okay?
You only just left, and you're already back?
You probably foresaw the whole thing.
You probably will.
You put us all in danger, and you just disappeared!
You really scared her when you threw that jungle gym at her.
You really think Greg's there?
You really think so?
You really think we need your help?
You remember what it was like
You requested from Earth, of course.
You shouldn't have this number!
You space walnut!
You stupid...
You sure are good at ...
You sure I can't help you with anything?
You sure this is the place?
You sure you wrecked anything?
You sure?
You think everything just belongs to you,
You think if we bump into him, he'll call us "sir?"
You think she's laughing at her or with her?
You think this'll work?
You thought you were so much better than us,
You turned your back on your family,
You two are coming with me!
You two are in big trouble.
You two just never saw me in action!
You two, best behavior!
You two, get the heck off my planet,
You understand each other and you don't even talk!
You want to get out of there and show me your moves?
You want to go somewhere else?
You were frustrated. So is she!
You were just sitting alone on the boardwalk, Onion.
You were right! That was priceless!
You were, until you started to ask so many questions!
You will do as I say!
You win this round. [Chuckles nervously]
You won't believe what I've been through.
You wouldn't believe how many of them it takes
You wouldn't see me complaining.
You...you were all watching this whole time?
You'll be pleased to know that your Sapphire
You'll have a good time,
You'll have to forgive them.
You'll have to protect Beach City
You'll never cage me, ya rock heads!
You'll only want to go more.
You'll probably have to open that up for him.
You're a bunch of vegetarians!
You're a liar!
You're a mile in the sky,
You're a natural.
You're accompanying me as extra muscle.
You're all swell!
You're all very nice, and I'm flattered, and yes,
You're doing a lot of dancing in there.
You're gonna be pretty much bending reality
You're gonna bring us both down!
You're gonna pretend to be grown?
You're hippies!
You're hobettes?
You're lucky you got such a cute kid.
You're new and we're rusty,
You're new here, so maybe you won't get choosened.
You're not big. I'm just sayin'.
You're not my mom.
You're really gonna tell the Diamonds
You're right.
You're tall, not, you know.
You're telling me Universe
You're throwin' off my balance!
You've been all over the world?
You've been drinking... beans?
You've reached Dr. Maheswaran.
Your aunt is, uh, pretty strong.
Your aunts are back.
Your barn?
Your mom didn't like to talk about.
Your old man's perfectly fine.
Your pulsar trackers are tracking pulsars.
Your slow and eerie approach is making me uncomfortable!
Your strange jewels.
Your weird appearance,
Yup. There's wind.
14 years.
[Gasps] Dad! That's him! Shh!
[Sighs] We're out of gas. Aw, what?
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# Amethyst # # and Pearl #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
# that's why the people # # of this world #
a new sign! For your business!
Ahem! Uh... oh.
And how'd that go over? Not very well.
Andy? I'm gonna need a moment.
Are they gone? I think so.
Blue Diamond. Blue Diamond?
But ... But, you're old! What was I supposed to tell the DMV?
Bye! Bye!
Cannonball! Cannonball!
Dad? Huh? Steven?
F3... Huh? [Laughs]
Forget that nonsense. Oyyy!
Forgive us. Forgive us.
from her point of view? Hmm.
Ga reg! Oh!
Garnet, why not?! I... I'm scared.
Garnet: # believe in... # # Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... # # Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... # # Garnet #
Garnet: # believe in... # # Garnet #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Garnet: # We # # Are the Crystal #
Grab its legs! That's not a leg!
Greg is taking me to a show! A show?
Guh! What is it?
Hear, hear. Hear, hear.
Hello! Yo, Greg, check it out!
Hey! Steven! Connie!
How'd it go? I asked her about her hair,
Huh? Do not worry about it.
I can't believe this. Huh?
I don't have a license. [Laughs] Oh, right.
I found a corner. Oh! Oh.
I hope that's all right. It's perfect.
I think I... love it! Really?
I'm not exactly a citizen, Steven! Then what do we do?
I'm sorry if ... Hey, uh,
into a pancake of skin and bones. Ew. Bones are gross.
Is this really going to work? No.
It just doesn't seem fair. Why's that?
It was me! Dad!
Just shoot her a look. Wait not yet.
New Pearl. No plan. Ah, no kidding.
No way! Pearl, that's a phone number!
No way! You've got another chance!
No way. I'm going to talk to her.
Oh, no, you don't. Put us down!
Oh, oh, on Earth? Holy smokes!
Oh, well, I don't have a phone. Pearl!
Oh! A sky piece. Nice.
Oh. We made it!
Oof! Oof!
Ooh! Buh?!
Pearl, you okay? Uh...
Really? Whaaaa? You want to go to a show?
Really? You mean back when ...
Right. Ga reg.
So what's the P.P.? If I use my metal powers,
So, where did it go? Home.
Ste van! Huh?
Steven, you're back. Hey, Steve O.
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven: # Gems # # we'll always save the day #
Steven! Hi i!
Sweet moves. Hold on.
Ta da! Whoa!
Talk to a nerd! Amethyst
The police want us! Oh, snap!
There she is! What's your plan?
There! You see? Yeah.
They didn't know! Right, I get it: in laws.
This is 8XG, this is 8XH. I'm J.
Trapped in a baby? [Giggling] Rose?
Ugh! Hup!
Uh ... Andy, hold up!
Uh, my name's Steven. Garbanzo.
Uh? Eh...
Um... Who told you
Vidalia over for cards. Cards? [Groans]
We got to hide! Huh?
We're doing a puzzle. Wow wee.
What? Who?
What?! She can't shape shift
Whee! Whoo hoo!
Whoo hoo! [Laughs] Oh, boy.
Whoo! Yo.
Why don't you go and ask her. Hey, yeah!
Wow, a new small friend. Ga reg.
Wow. Hello, Ga reg.
Yeah! Do something! Like what?
Yes, yes. We are.
Yo! No package yet? No package yet.
You do make a good Steven. Watch it.
You're a criminal now! "Now?"
...a foreseen turn of events.
...a waste of my time.
...please step into the center of the circle.
'Cause I didn't know I had one!
'Cause it's made out of steel?
'cause nothing belongs to anybody,
'cause they needed milk for their cereal planet!
'Night, Dad.
'Night, Steven.
"Dad"?
"Everything should grow, and everything should change.
"The bits, the bits!"
"The past is the past.
"The wiggly baker baked some new wacky pastries.
"Why don't we all marry each other?"
"Wow! Pearl is really cool!"
[All cheering]
[All gasp]
[All groan]
[All groan] Where'd you go?
[All grunt]
[All panting]
[All sigh]
[All sigh]
[All sobbing]
[Amethyst and Carnelian Laugh]
[Babbling] Rose could be trying to unfuse.
[Ball bouncing loudly]
[Banging on door] Huh?
[Bangs]
[Barking continues]
[Barking]
[Barking]
[Barking]
[Barking]
[Barking]
[Barking]
[Barking]
[Barking]
[Barking]
[Barking]
[Barking]
[Barking] [Steven chuckles]
[Barking] Pumpkin!
[Barks]
[Barks]
[Barks] Oh! Hello!
[Beat thumping loudly]
[Beep]
[Beep]
[Beep]
[Beep]
[Beeping]
[Beeping] Ugh.
[Beeps]
[Beetle skitters]
[Blowing raspberry] [Giggling]
[Blubbering]
[Both gasp]
[Both laugh]
[Both laugh]
[Both laugh]
[Both laughing]
[Both panting]
[Both sigh]
[Branches rustle] Huh?
[Bugs skitter] [Gasps]
[Camera clicks] Aah!
[Camera whirs]
[Cellphone chimes, vibrates]
[Cellphone clacking] All right. Whew!
[Chatters]
[Children laughing]
[Chortles]
[chuckle] Just a little.
[chuckle] So glad you could make it.
[Chuckles dryly]
[Chuckles]
[Chuckles]
[Chuckles]
[Chuckles]
[Chuckles] Do you like video games?
[Chuckles] Garbanzo.
[chuckles] Hey, it works.
[Chuckles] Hmm
[Chuckles] I've never heard it.
[Chuckles] No, I'm fine.
[Chuckles] Okay.
[Chuckles] That's fun!
[Chuckles] The other one was loud too.
[Chuckles] There's nothing wrong with your hair.
[Chuckles] What are you wearing?
[Chuckling] Aww, buddy...
[Chuckling] Garbanzo.
[Chuckling] Oh!
[Chuckling] Please tell me this lasts forever.
[chuckling] What if I just came to this table
[Chugging]
[Chugging]
[Clank]
[Clank]
[Clears throat] Yes, of course. My deepest apologies.
[Click]
[Computer beeping]
[Computer beeping]
[Computer beeps]
[Computer chimes]
[Computer chimes]
[Computer chimes]
[Continues barking]
[Cooing]
[Cooing]
[Cooing]
[Coughing]
[Coughs]
[Coughs]
[Cow moos]
[Crash!]
[Crash]
[Creaking]
[Creature snarling]
[Crickets chirping]
[Cries]
[Cries] But now I lost everyone.
[Crowd ahhing]
[Crowd gasping]
[Crowd oohing]
[Crows caw]
[Crunch]
[Crunch]
[Crying]
[Crying] Dad!
[Crying] Garbanzo!
[Crying] Hey, little Schtu ball.
[crying] It has a face, and everything.
[Dog barking]
[Dog continues barking]
[Door closes]
[Door closes] Can I get you guys anything?
[Door closes] Mom, what happened?
[Door opens]
[Door opens]
[Door opens] Greg: Hey, y'all.
[Door unlocks]
[Door warbles]
[Dramatic music plays]
[Earrings chime]
[Earrings chime]
[Earrings chime]
[Earrings chime] You all must be hungry now.
[Echoing] Can't believe they wasted
[Echoing] Jamie!
[Eerie music plays]
[Eerie music plays]
[Eerie music plays]
[Eerie music]
[Eerie music]
[Eerie music]
[Eerie music]
[Energy whirs] It's the Gems!
[Engine buzzes]
[Engine buzzing]
[Engine revving] [Both scream]
[Engine sputtering]
[Engine sputters]
[Engine starts]
[Engine whirs]
[Ethereal tune plays]
[Exhales]
[Fly buzzing]
[Footsteps approach]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps] [All gasp]
[Gasps] And there's the girl. She's actually here.
[Gasps] Dr. Maheswaran: Hello?
[Gasps] My distinguished khakis!
[Gasps] My distinguished khakis!
[Gasps] Oh, my!
[Gasps] Oh, no!
[Gasps] Ruby and Sapphire!
[Gasps] What do I do?!
[Gasps] You're back!
[Gear shifts, tires squeal]
[Giggles]
[Giggles]
[Giggling]
[Giggling]
[Giggling]
[Giggling]
[Greg snoring]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans] It's so easy!
[Groans] Man, forget it. I can't go "show lo."
[Groans] Put me down, please!
[Groans] There's always a catch to these utopias.
[Growl]
[Growling]
[Growls]
[Growls]
[Grumbling]
[Grunting happily]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunts, roars]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts] All right, let's roll!
[Grunts] Oh.
[Guards cheering]
[Guitar strums]
[Gulls squawking] Hmm!
[Gulps]
[Gulps]
[Gurgles] Ha.
[Hammer thuds, torch sizzles]
[Horn blowing in distance]
[Horn honking]
[Horn honks]
[Horns honking]
[Humming]
[Hums]
[Hyperventilating]
[Imitating deep voice] Hello, Suitcase Sam, sir!
[Indistinct talking]
[Inhales sharply]
[Inhales]
[Inhales]
[Insects buzz]
[Insects buzz]
[Insects chirping]
[Jazz plays]
[Kettle whistling]
[Knock on door]
[Knocking]
[Knocking]
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
[Laughing] [Barking]
[Laughing] Garbanzo!
[Laughing] That was terrible!
[Laughing] You're back, and you're okay!
[Laughing] Your faces!
[Laughs nervously] I'll just be right here.
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs] I think I kind of phased through a planet.
[Laughs] Okay, so, when we get to the show,
[laughs] Wait. You didn't think the corn
[Laughs] Walls don't open. They're walls.
[Laughs] You tell me.
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] Oh!
[Leaves rustle] Hurry, Steven!
[Loud banging] [Groans]
[Loud thudding]
[Machine whirs]
[Motorcycle engine roaring]
[Muffled screaming, whimpering]
[Muffled screaming]
[Muffled screaming]
[Murmuring]
[Murmurs]
[Music continues]
[Music continues]
[Music plays in distance] Wait. Do you hear that?
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
[Mwah!]
[Nervous laughter]
[New York accent] Ah ... what?! What the...?!
[Normally] W Why'd you do that?
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Police siren wailing]
[Police siren wailing]
[Police siren wailing] [Gasps]
[Pot clanks] Slingshot?
[Pot clanks] Uh, I don't know.
[Pot clanks] Uh, pot hat?
[purring] Ahhhh.
[Rapid footfalls]
[Ringing]
[Ringing] "Everyone was so fuzzy
[Rumbling]
[Rustling]
[Scoffs] I shouldn't have said that.
[Scoffs] Onion, listen!
[Scoffs] You have to change back!
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screams]
[Screams]
[Screams]
[Screeches]
[Seat belt clicks]
[Shrieking]
[Shrieking]
[sigh] I shoulda figured.
[Sigh] I'm sorry. I'm going home!
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs] I know.
[Sighs] If that's the only way out, then, Dad,
[Sighs] Including Steven's favorite limited edition chips.
[Sighs] This rules.
[Sighs] Well, surgery went long,
[Sighs] Work, you stupid ...
[Smooches]
[Snarling]
[Snarling]
[Snarls, roars]
[Snickers] [Barking]
[Sniffles] Oh.
[Sobbing]
[Sobbing]
[Sobbing] Hey, get back here.
[Soft music plays]
[Sound effects blare]
[Splash!]
[Splat!]
[Sputtering]
[Squeaking]
[Steven crying]
[Steven stops crying]
[Steven weakly] No. You can't take them.
[Stomping]
[Store bell dings]
[Tender tune plays]
[Tender tune plays]
[Thud!]
[Thud!] Whoa.
[Thud]
[Thud] Garbanzo!
[Thud] No, Onion!
[Thudding continues]
[Thunder crashes]
[Thunder crashes] Aah!
[Tired screech]
[Tires squeal]
[Tires squealing] This is why we buckle up
[Turns up volume]
[Twinkle!]
[Upbeat music plays]
[Upbeat tune plays]
[Upbeat tune plays]
[Upbeat tune plays] So, Andy, we heard
[Voice breaking] I ... I should have tried this
[Vroom!]
[Warbling]
[Whimpering frantically]
[Whimpering]
[Whimpering]
[Whimpering]
[Whimpering] Whoa!
[Whimpers]
[Whimpers]
[Whines]
[Whines]
[Whip cracks]
[Whirring]
[Whirring]
[Whirring]
[Whirring]
[Whispering] Dad, no!
[Whispering] Oh, no! She's freezing up!
[Whistles]
[Whistling]
[Whoosh!]
[Wind gusts]
[Yawns]
[Yawns]
[Yawns]
[Yelling]
[Yells]
[Yells]
♪ A Sapphire has a use, she can tell you what it's for ♪
♪ Aah haa haa haa haa haa haa ♪
♪ Aah haa haa haa haa haa haa haa haaaaaa ♪
♪ Aah haa haa, aah haa haa ♪
♪ Aah haa haa, aah haa haa ♪
♪ An Agate terrifies, a Lapis terraforms ♪
♪ An army has a use, they can go and fight a war ♪
♪ And isn't it lovely in theory, but ♪
♪ And tell me, what's the use of feeling, Blue? ♪
♪ And we're always thinking of her ♪
♪ And we're always thinking of her ♪
♪ And you had 15 minutes to spend with me or your friends ♪
♪ Bring me the post that I love the most ♪
♪ But now there's nothing we can do ♪
♪ But tell me ♪
♪ Carabiner ♪ [Jingling]
♪ Carabiner! ♪ [Laughing]
♪ Don't you know I miss her, too? ♪
♪ Drowning in all this regret? ♪
♪ Here with it all ♪
♪ Hey, Mr. Postman, bring me a post ♪
♪ Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmmm ♪
♪ How can you stand to be here with it all? ♪
♪ I could never be ready ♪
♪ I could never be ready ♪
♪ I could never be ready for this ♪
♪ I could never be, I could never be ♪
♪ I could never be, I could never be ♪
♪ I try to shine ♪
♪ I'll burn like for you ♪ [Rock music plays]
♪ I'm burning out fast ♪
♪ I'm going to good show... ♪
♪ I'm like a star ♪
♪ It was over and done ♪
♪ Let's make a plan of attack ♪
♪ Of course, we still love her ♪
♪ Oh, tell me ♪
♪ Oh, yes ♪
♪ Ohh ♪
♪ Ohhh ♪
♪ Or would you take the last plane over the West Coast? ♪
♪ Rid of it all ♪
♪ So tell me ♪
♪ Start looking forward and stop looking back ♪
♪ That destroyed her? ♪
♪ That doesn't make you feel worse than you do? ♪
♪ The first bus over to my house ♪
♪ Things start, and things end ♪
♪ What do you ever see here? ♪
♪ What if I told you that the world was gonna end? ♪
♪ What's the use of feeling, Blue? ♪
♪ What's the use of feeling, Blue? ♪
♪ What's the use of feeling? ♪
♪ What's the use of feeling? ♪
♪ What's the use of feeling? ♪
♪ What's the use of feeling? ♪
♪ What's the use of feeling? ♪
♪ Where's their Diamond when they need her, Blue? ♪
♪ Why keep up her silly zoo? ♪
♪ Why would you want to be here? ♪
♪ Why would you want to employ her subjects ♪
♪ With all my friends ♪
♪ Won't it be grand to get rid of it all? ♪
♪ Would you believe me ♪
♪ Would you take... ♪
♪ Wouldn't you rather forget her? ♪
♪ Yes, of course, we still love her ♪
♪ You can follow me home ♪
♪ You've got to be a leader, Blue ♪
♪ Bring me a post ♪
♪ But it's never gonna last ♪
♪ Hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm ♪
♪ See, it's times like these with the change of heart ♪

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