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30 Rock - Season 3

30 Rock - Season 3

"30 Rock - Season 3" is a comedy television show that aired in the year 2008. Created by Tina Fey, the show revolves around a fictional sketch comedy series called "The Girlie Show," which is set behind the scenes at the NBC network. In this season, the show hilariously continues the chaos and antics of its eccentric characters.

The cast of "30 Rock - Season 3" includes Tina Fey as Liz Lemon, the head writer of "The Girlie Show" who often finds herself dealing with bizarre situations. Alec Baldwin plays Jack Donaghy, the network executive with a sharp wit and a knack for business strategy. Tracy Morgan portrays Tracy Jordan, the unpredictable and talented star of "The Girlie Show." The ensemble cast also includes Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney, the self-absorbed and attention-seeking actress, and Jack McBrayer as Kenneth Parcell, the cheerful and naïve NBC page.

This season of "30 Rock" continues to entertain viewers with its fast-paced humor and clever writing. Each episode is filled with sharp one-liners, hilarious misunderstandings, and satirical jabs at the entertainment industry. The show expertly balances self-awareness with absurdity, making it a favorite among sitcom enthusiasts.

Fans of the show can relive the laughs and download the sounds of "30 Rock - Season 3" by visiting the provided link. There, they can access the theme song that sets the tone for each episode, composed by Jeff Richmond. Additionally, viewers can download the signature catchphrases and comedic moments that have become iconic of the show.

As the season progresses, Liz struggles to maintain control over the chaotic world of her late-night comedy show while navigating her personal life. Jack faces new challenges as his mentor, Don Geiss, falls into a coma, leaving him in charge of the network. Tracy continues to cause mayhem with his bizarre behavior and unpredictable stunts, both on and off the set. Meanwhile, Jenna's insatiable desire for attention leads her into increasingly peculiar situations, and Kenneth's unwavering optimism and loyalty provide comedic relief in the midst of the madness.

"30 Rock - Season 3" is a must-watch for comedy lovers seeking a witty and clever show with remarkable performances from an outstanding cast. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to the series, this season delivers the laughs and entertainment that have made "30 Rock" an enduring classic.

To experience the comedic genius and relive the memorable moments from "30 Rock - Season 3," simply visit the link provided to play and download the sounds that perfectly capture the essence of this exceptional show.

A "booty call."
A $4,000 signing bonus?
A beam of energy came and spoke to me during my coma.
A beam of energy told him to.
A beautiful son!
A benefit concert like "We Are The World".
A bubble of free drinks, kindness, and outdoor sex.
A bunch of drunk people talking about synergy.
A certified and trained baby sitter
A chance to go back to the past
A collection of bath soaps,
A comedy show, a musical variety show
A complaint against you with Human Resources.
A couple of gay guys were crying.
A dozen assorted for me to take home to my family.
A drug dealer named Campbell, he ruled that school.
A family, a wife, children?
A Filipino gentleman. His name is Banyani.
A floor emergency marshal
A Franco Dutchman would pronounce it "Bet Nyuker".
A friend has presented me
A guy crying about a chicken and a baby?
A guy that I met.
A haircut can make or break a career.
A hand would be an even harder thing
A heartfelt apology from a comedy icon. And we'll be right back.
A hillbilly nobody that doesn't know anything.
A hug! This is happening!
A lawyer.
A little moustache in a certain light.
A lot of folks have chosen to go ahead
A lot of his friends are dead.
A lot of ladies get right in the car
A lot of people from the conference e mailed me to ask
A lot of people helped.
A lot of us women eat emotionally, Liz.
A man comes at night.
A Manhattan, please.
A mexican telenovela
A more refined class of prostitute...
A name...
A new movie about Janis Joplin is going into production.
A nightmare for whom, Lemon?
A Paris Hilton film released only in Canada.
A portable, miniature microwave oven
A problem that persists, Liz Lemon.
A professional context and I get back the second half
A Puerto Rican
A Puerto Rican.
A real donnybrook
A reunion of friends... from "Night Court".
A round plastic deal that holds your shoes
A son I didn't know about found me.
A stacker thing to separate junk mail from your humidifier catalogs.
A strong female friendship torn apart by some guy.
A thing you stick on your laptop that holds your keys.
A toaster oven and two tickets to a Young M.C. concert.
A towel, sir?
A trip to New York and tickets to T.G.S.
A two week suspension without pay.
A victim of my sexual charisma. I am sorry that I have ruined you
A white lie that did a lot of good
A white wine spritzer, please.
A woman goes to her mother's funeral,
A woman would come between us.
A yard, like a lawn?
A'ight!
About 24 hours after receiving the flu shot...
About how Lil' Wayne... that's a person, right?
About how you don't wanna be treated any differently
About Janis Joplin every day.
About my commercial.
About our stupid boss, Liz Lem...
About that old Rob Base song, "It Takes Two."
About there being a nursery here?
About your family and law school.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Abuela made you breaded calf's brains.
Actor announcement!
Actor announcement.
Actor announcement. As you probably know,
Actually, Claire, we were talking about you.
Actually, I lived with Liz while I was separated from my wife.
Actually, I thought we'd do this outside the box
Actually, I was born
Actually, I was thinking...
Actually, it turns out Roger has sole custody
Actually, some meth addicts burned that place down last August.
Actually, the world's greatest dessert is served
Actually... there is one thing.
Adios, mi amor.
Adoption brochure.
Adult?
African Americans have worked
After all, how many years does TGS have left?
After I hit her, before I called 9 1 1 I sat in my car for eight minutes.
After I invest this money
After that economic crash that Nancy Pelosi caused.
After that line, you creepy piece of...
After the 1 2th date.
After what you did to my aunt Paulette!
After years of inbreeding, the pigs are getting violent
Again, I'm so sorry about everything...
Again, that is not being disputed. But my options for male advice
Against the bottom of the door?
Ah
Ah, girl!
Ah, I'm Bev.
Ah, I'm Bev.
Ah, Monsieur Parcell. Votre table est prit.
Ah, my little elves at work. Looking good, gang, looking good.
Ah, no, I am dressed up
Ah, thank you, sir. Here are my keys.
Ah, well, I'm not stupid, Jack.
Ah, well, if you want a good "liz" ...read this.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! The wind must have blown it shut, Carl!
Ah.
Ah... You should go home, sweetheart. You don't want this.
Aiken, your cousin Kenneth Parcell already promised me you'd do this.
All anybody posted on it were penises.
All I did was ask for a diet slice
All I want for Valentine's Day is to go to Plunder
All I want is to make up for lost time.
All in due time.
All kinds of problems. World hunger,
All menstruating women go home immediately.
All my friends warned me about the big city.
All of it would dance in the warm mouth of my fire.
All of these people are your family?
All right, enough!
All right, everyone, back to the drawing board.
All right, everyone, I'm in charge!
All right, hardball!
All right, I guess that's everything.
All right, I'll call Grizz and Dotcom. I'm sure they're not doin' anything.
All right, let's do this!
All right, let's pull it up.
All right, listen, we're both adults here.
All right, take her to the hospital.
All right, that would be Bethany.
All right, Tracy's here. Let's do this bachelor party.
All right, we have a deal.
All right, we'll find the money somewhere else.
All right, what about straws? We spend $1200 a year on straws.
All right, you've been good.
All right!
All right!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. What is it?
All that stuff about our friendship was a lie.
All that work, all that sacrifice. Why did I bother?
All the galleries have moved to Chelsea.
All the other pages have gone home sick.
All the phone numbers you see me hand out, they're not even mine.
All the Rossitano men are lawyers. It's in their blood to be lawyers!
All this responsibility heaped on your...
All we do is joke around together
All you need to know is that El Generalissimo
Alone at last.
Already today,
Alright, fine. You know what?
Also a dude boss would pay for it.
Also a response to your complaint about bad grammar
Also, don't overthink it.
Also, I don't know if this is harassment,
Also, I want something really juicy to whisper to her on her deathbed.
Also, I want to stay
Also, my old vocal coach died!
Also, my old vocal coach died!
Also, Pete and Tracy's wives are in your office.
Also, that joke answering machine message makes me
Also, uh, we didn't get the song. I wrote this myself five minutes ago.
Also, we didn't invite you to Lutz's fake bachelor party.
Also, you can't have anything in your pockets.
Also, you have a ton of interview requests.
Also... I'm thirsty.
Am I right?
Am I the only person around here that doesn't like reunions?
Amedei Porceleana
America...
Among men nine to 13
An advertiser that really wants to be associated with this,
An Affair to Remember, Sleepless in Seattle...
An incident.
An ordinary bench from which to admire it.
An unpleasant one.
And "What you're asking me to do is such a big deal."
And a bowl of salted ice cubes.
And a bowl of salted ice cubes.
And a catfish po'boy with a diet raspberry Fanta.
And a copy of Vegetarian Times.
And a couple of weeks later, we got drunk and had sex.
And a decoy candy drawer to throw others off the trail?
And a diet raspberry Fanta.
And a documentary about how pies are made.
And a gun... That I lost!
And a guy like Paul,
And a live television event.
And a lot since then.
And a new, better, wonderful me
And a professor at Bennington College.
And a skim milk.
And a snow cave and see what happens.
And above it, she wants this picture of her face.
And all I could think about was that kid. So happy, he threw up.
And all I'm promising is a madcap musical romp.
And all mass murderers
And all seems wrong
And all the guys just watch and feed them.
And although the location changes all the time,
And although the location changes...
And an "Emmy" magazine cover story.
And an inability to read human facial cues.
And as head of this tour, I'm going to deny your request.
And as my first official act as a newly married judge,
And be given the traditional burial of a Parcell man.
And be here tomorrow at 10:00 a.m., and know your lines.
And because I'm a high functioning alcoholic.
And because my agoraphobia related germ issues prevent
And because of my drinking, they're often a surprise.
And birds could perch on its shoulder because it was gentle,
And boom. You plug in the machine, and
And both families are staples of Court TV.
And buy and deregulate. Capitalism is my religion.
And by God, he did it.
And by night, I mean 4:30 this afternoon.
And can I just say something?
And can't really talk anymore.
And carbo load for the reunion sex.
And change that hat.
And clean up messes like this.
And clear a path to Elisa's abuela.
And comes home in briefs...
And despite its dangerous message of environmentalism,
And didn't know I played the werelawyer.
And diet and doing a movie and a TV show at same time.
And do it with me... and also, he wants to be on the show.
And do you really want to see me play Arthur Ashe?
And doesn't have time for a separate interaction with you.
And don't even get me started on Tracy and Jenna.
And don't worry...
And donate all that money after rainstorm Katrina. I'm going to use that
And eat the Lovers' Delight.
And Elvis, or should I say... Declan McManus,
And even I am not immune. I had to let Jonathan go today.
And even I know the kids don't call it that anymore.
And eventually
And everyone will drown or one person can be
And finally tonight,
And find an even worse way to act out.
And first of all, it's not my birthday
And for me, 'cause I wrote that phrase.
And for traveling the farthest distance, David Messinger!
And forgive us our lateness, as we forgive those
And get a new family
And get married and have disposable cameras at the wedding
And give him the speech I wrote for Jimmy Donaghy.
And give me your purse.
And Go Kart accidents to sit idly by
And go to town on each other.
And got everything I need to get my life in order.
And Harry just discovered he was adopted.
And have them make the green room into a nursery.
And he also said we had a reservation for dinner tonight.
And he doesn't have the lifelong scarring of an absentee father
And he doesn't try to bite the dancers!
And he has a golf magazine, so you know he's not gay or poor.
And he was not "that clown" he was "the" head clowning instructor.
And he was very muscular
And he worships us.
And he's not a germaphobe!
And he's really good at making fun of my shoes.
And he's taking advantage of my mother.
And heat up some ham in the shower.
And her Big Ben sized biological clock.
And her other kids really like her.
And here comes some more stuff, I hate my feet.
And his birthday can go on and on.
And his super power was close up magic?
And historical fiction.
And host dinners for interesting people from all walks of life:
And how did he use her mail to do that, exactly?
And how do you think I feel?
And how would you describe the events that took place there on December 17th?
And I am getting them all these rapping Santas!
And I am not risking your life for a cell phone.
And I appreciate that, sir.
And I beg you.
And I can fake enthusiasm when I need to.
And I can see all of it.
And I could bore you with numbers.
And I could totally see his nips.
And I couldn't have done it without...
And I definitely would've gone to my reunion
And I demand to be treated like everyone else.
And I didn't leave right away!
And I don't answer to anyone.
And I don't give a crap about anyone here.
And I don't know what I'm thinking about half the time.
And I don't really think it's fair for me
And I don't wanna... crash your day together
And I don't want anything they don't get.
And I don't want her to relive it.
And I don't want to be with anyone else.
And I don't want to hear another word about it.
And I don't want to take anything away from my crew.
And I guarantee you... every single
And I had just broken up with O. J. Simpson.
And I have a coupon. You know where I found it?
And I have a dad.
And I have so many wonderful favorite things this year.
And I have this weird, loose feeling in my shoulders.
And I hear that theme park fire didn't destroy
And I heard that from Yusef Jackson.
And I keep forgetting to buy toilet paper.
And I keep starting to sneeze, but nothing comes out.
And I knew that this was possible only through a cleansing fire.
And I know he didn't ask you to cut up "baby", he asked you to cut up a frog.
And I left the amount blank just like you asked.
And I like aggressive women with a nerdy vibe.
And I lost my virginity at 25.
And I love you too.
And I may now kiss the bride.
And I met this smoking guy.
And I need to stop being a frenemy and be your real B.F.F.
And I never have!
And I once made love to Kathy Hilton.
And I once went to Miami with Darryl Strawberry.
And I only kept it because, for once, they were both pointing in the same direction!
And I opened it.
And I recently got Internet in my room!
And I set all his watches and clocks to say p.m., when it's really a.m.
And I think it actually worked.
And I think it goes without saying that you are
And I think that's reasonable.
And I think you should be my next underwear model.
And I vowed never to go back to that place.
And I want her to open the next show with a song... from the movie.
And I want to audition for my Sheinhardt Universal biopic so bad
And I want to include you.
And I want to keep making free long distance prank calls
And I want you all to meet him. He's here?
And I want you in there with me.
And I want you to know that I'm never gonna be anything like you growing up.
And I wanted the company to be aware of my intentions.
And I was pulled
And I was residing there.
And I went to visit her, and I had her sing it for me one final time.
And I will meet you there? "E"... Eventually.
And I won't remember what it is until I see it.
And I wondered if you'd like to come out again this Saturday.
And I'd be an even worse sex addict if I wasn't so consumed
And I'd say, "Eyes on the keys, Jackie Boy. Keep your eyes on the keys..."
And I'll have my one drink, and...
And I'll scale back the movie. We could cut the lesbian scene.
And I'll set up a flight for you.
And I'm asking you to do this as a favor.
And I'm glad that I did, because... she died a few hours later.
And I'm going to get my old job back.
And I'm going to have to ask you to fill in.
And I'm going to make it up to you.
And I'm here in New York while he's back in Hooglanderveen.
And I'm just a guy dating your nurse, and I took advantage of your condition
And I'm not going anywhere for Christmas.
And I'm not letting you take this one down too!
And I'm not sure I ever wanna know.
And I'm off to have a real Christmas.
And I'm sorry I lashed out at you. You will need those cards someday
And I'm sorry if I was rude the other day.
And I'm stressed about an "away toilet" situation.
And I'm talkin' to you clearly, gay kid.
And I'm the only one whose hands are big enough to guide the bull during mating.
And I'm trying to convince the board
And I'm trying to convince the board
And I'm, like, "If you care about me at all,
And I've been told not to interrupt him.
And I've got The Funcooker.
And I've got to get back to work now.
And I've hermetically sealed this elevator car
And I've never even watched that show.
And I've never seen a Broadway play, or been in a restaurant without a TV in it.
And I've still got the mulch business.
And if Angie wants me to get a tattoo of her to prove my love,
And if my home evaluation goes well
And if only one of us can have him, it's gonna be me.
And if that doesn't work...
And if Wall Street crashes, it will be the 1 970s all over again.
And if we don't have advertisers, they're gonna pull the plug on TGS.
And if you gave me another chance, maybe this could be something.
And if, by the end of it, we still like each other
And in a rage I took my revenge!
And in Puerto Rico, elderly women are held in very high esteem.
And in your water.
And instead of running everything I'm going back to my old job so...
And it all made for a very stressful day.
And it brought us back together. Now do you believe?
And it devolves into a screaming match about Tom DeLay.
And it does get lonely.
And it inspired me to wear shorts to work
And it is going to make me happy.
And it stopped at 8:08!
And it was magical.
And it was not sour, my friend. Not sour.
And it would turn into some boozy, burlesque travesty!
And it's all gone.
And it's been quite a court... ship.
And it's even harder being a beautiful woman.
And it's gone just like that?
And it's nice to meet you, Jack.
And it's not just from the video game.
And Jack has something he'd like to tell you.
And Jack is seeing the manipulative you.
And Jack, this is Professor Milton Greene.
And Janis was both!
And Jenna!
And jugglers and judges
And just give a kidney
And justify your budget to them. Can you handle that?
And keeps shouting when I try to give my opinion,
And Kenneth is being a real stick in the mud.
And leave us alone!
And leave us alone!
And let that hilarious Tracy Jordan character
And let that hilarious Tracy Jordan character
And live to fight another day.
And loses his audience?
And lost a shoving match to what I thought
And make it look like a lion named...
And make us go through it all again!
And me.
And meeting someone new?
And missed work I wanted to pull my hair out, I couldn't because it's too thick?
And monkeys are playing with people as toys!
And moving back in with your parents.
And my ex wife and my daughter
And my Nana got very sick recently.
And my other grandfather filled it back in with the sludge from the eraser factory.
And my page desk will be turned sideways.
And my teeth are getting loose!
And my... debilitating wealth...
And NBC has to pay for our cabs to the airport.
And NBC is issuing an apology on Tracy's behalf.
And never come back.
And no one understands all that.
And no time to baby sit the sixth floor.
And not because of my acute ventralitis.
And not everything is in black and white.
And now it hinges on how far I'm willing to go with a woman
And now the cyrus family has decided to rock a bunch of funky hats.
And now they're just throwing it away.
And now to lighten things up, some pictures of beautiful latin babies,
And now we take a moment to remember those we lost this year...
And now we take a moment...
And now you're afraid everybody's
And now your little plan is backfiring.
And now, a prayer
And now, he's landed here in sunny Florida.
And now, prison?
And now, we're even?
And now, you will never see
And now...
And now... for Best School Spirit, it's Liz Lemon!
And now... I'm gonna jump!
And obviously, Mr. Halster
And on Monday, you will have to present
And one of the steps towards my recovery is atonement.
And only three of us are drunk.
And people around here shouldn't take attention away from us, should they?
And play hard.
And pop tarts? Not too shabs.
And racketeering.
And read celebrity gossip on the internet and nap the day away.
And remember, Dot Com, you are there to protect me, and not Liz Lemon.
And renew your existing contract
And rightly so.
And said pretty boys like me shouldn't be filling their heads with ideas.
And said that she was getting on the F train
And sandwich turtles!
And second, and more importantly,
And send it back into the forest where it belonged
And setting up a mediation for you.
And Shalam Shizzam to you too, my Sister.
And she had me make dinner reservations for tonight.
And she is evaluating me for an adoption.
And she sends me those headless dolls.
And she totally deserves to get custody of her kids.
And she wants me to get a tattoo of her name.
And she'd make me play songs on the piano when she would sing to him.
And she'd rather not get ****d.
And she'll help you with the spanish.
And she's gonna fix everything, Oprah!
And she's not doing very well and that has been...
And she's offering three free months of Showtime.
And Sheinhardt Universal is making it!
And since you're the face of "dealbreakers", you're going with me.
And sitting on 2,000 business cards for a job I'm never going to get!
And so began
And so if this job is a deal breaker
And some of them, I was like,"No."
And some pita chips.
And some spanish language gossip magazines.
And some?
And somebody has to step up and take charge around here.
And someday, I'm gonna find them.
And sometimes, it sounds like Jenna yelling in the distance.
And steal cable
And stop.
And stress can make you fall back on old behavior.
And tell her she's a giant asswipe.
And tell her that you don't really feel that you're up to hosting Christmas this year
And tell them that we're not going to see New Kids on The Block at The Borgata,
And tell you that your breast has fallen out of your blouse
And thanks for being so cool with me.
And that birthday wish is malarkey.
And that instead, you're going to a couples only retreat in Arizona,
And that made me feel sad.
And that means free ice.
And that remake of An Affair to Remember that I was in...
And that was two years ago.
And that's always the one they use and you look like an idiot.
And the arts.
And the cobwebs of the rainbows
And the Community Center is thriving.
And the graveyard shift at that Days Inn.
And the human brain needs stimulation or it atrophies.
And the ingenuity of the Irish people.
And the morbidly obese.
And the movies will only cost $3.
And the music of Tito Puente.
And the other is
And the pig shield around the house has worn thin.
And the Steak of the Month Club,
And the time that you will never get back
And the Tracy Jordan dancers.
And the unthinkable is happening.
And the wedding of Harry and Christine!
And the woman talk begins. Well played. Look, you know...
And then all their mothers wanted to take private lessons from me.
And then go to bed without anybody trying
And then he'll laugh, and say "one glass couldn't hurt."
And then I am coming at you like an animal.
And then I have to come in here and fix it.
And then I'll put my mouth on his mouth.
And then just watch Falcon Crest and cry yourself to sleep.
And then meet up at the Brooklyn Bridge at such and such a time
And then puts out food for Santa.
And then she gorges on your living brain.
And then Tracy decides to run away with that chunky chick from "Hairspray"...
And then we go buy them what they ask for.
And then what?
And then you go to Plunder. Elisa's worth it.
And then you want to get on Route Nine going West about 30 miles.
And then, his Mood Level will drop...
And then, if it's someone you don't want in your life, you walk away.
And then, we put him on the Channel Four traffic copter for a couple of hours.
And then, when he shows up,
And then...
And there is no amount of money this company could lose that would cause me to...
And there's something else.
And there's the coil!
And they only hired her because their first choice was deported.
And they said you could drop up to five f bombs.
And they spin every morning,
And they want you on the 7th hour of the Today Show tomorrow morning.
And they'd ask me to play "White Christmas"
And they're wrong.
And this big empty house to store them in.
And this check is the prizznoof.
And this is the backstage area.
And this man.
And this one is a mine field.
And this thing they call "box seats at the Rangers game,"
And this time, I was going to go for it!
And to think I was just calling y'all a bunch of racists.
And topped with edible 25 karat gold leaf.
And Tracy will be here by Friday night.
And tremendous wealth was...
And trust me, I use that word a lot
And turned himself into that which she desired.
And Tyler Brody can't believe it!
And very, very funny joke.
And wanted you to feel this joy.
And we 're going to switch to that story right now.
And we can talk about all of this when I get back.
And we have enough oxygen... for eight people.
And we just get it all out in one night.
And we know you'll want to give it
And we really only need half
And we thought you could share it with Mr. Jordan.
And we'd just probably sit around all weekend and watch TV.
And we're off cupcakes and back to donuts.
And what is his name?
And what is Rohypnol?
And what suffers because of that?
And what's the best medicine?
And what's the craziest thing that's happened to you
And what's the upside?
And when I told Tim I was pregnant,
And when I watch her dance, my heart skips a beat.
And when I'm with you, my heart jumps like a frog
And when it gets to comin' out I can't get to talkin'...
And when my caveman brain saw those babies
And when the last one of them trundled off that night,
And when you hit rock bottom, which you will,
And where were you two?
And where's the complimentary app sampler? What's going on?
And which one of you ladies wants to pick up the tab?
And while we're not always in control of our feelings
And while you don't have two beards, you do have two kidneys.
And who knows when February 24th will come again?
And why wouldn't you want to let Tracy Jordan into your bedroom
And with my kidney he could finish it.
And with so many children in need of adoption worldwide,
And written by the best screenwriter in the world.
And yell, "I wanna get that pregnant!"
And yes, this place is not ideal
And yet, here we are.
And yet, you let Jenna and Tracy fill that role in your life.
And yoga five days a week.
And you almost fooled me.
And you already have 2 strikes.
And you are potentially infringing on Warner Brothers' intellectual property.
And you betrayed us.
And you came to me first?
And you can just sit around together and goof on TV shows
And you could never do anything to damage this friendship.
And you cried
And you for giving her the idea in the first place.
And you for what feels like infinity, I'm gonna go with Claire on this one.
And you forgot to put on your underpants.
And you got the presents? There are presents under the tree?
And you had asked me to house sit. Well, Dennis came over.
And you have to admit
And you hug and then you have a dad...
And you know my signature move with the ladies...
And you know who else loves "Dealbreaker"?
And you need to put together some sort of... on air tribute.
And you realize blackface makeup reignites racial stereotypes
And you seem to encourage it.
And you spent the whole night
And you two are having a dispute, now why is that?
And you...
And you'll keep the free hand wipes from the casino.
And you'll look like a fool in front of your crew.
And you're acting like a real C word right now.
And you're going to be happier when you go to St. Bartleby's and get...
And you're going to laugh at my jokes!
And you're going to work this thing like a Chinese gymnast
And you're gonna be tempted like Jesus in the Wilderness.
And you're telling me that you don't have the confidence
And your "fakakte" contest.
And your colon pushes out...
And your dog won't stay in it.
And your enemies so close
And your eyes are so much bluer.
And your inconveniently located vending machines.
And your input is invaluable to the process.
And your landlord called and said it's not the toilet, it's you.
And your pleasure center literally shrinks.
And, after the French custom, people wear dark socks to the beach.
And, as always
And, as I mentioned, we were both pretty torn up about Hurricane Katrina.
And, as you can imagine
And, Daddy, I don't want you to leave us
And, more importantly, perhaps most importantly of all...
And, once, I had a sex dream about Nate Berkus
And, one time, at summer camp, I kissed a girl on a dare
And, uh, I'll do it. I dare you.
And, uh, Mr. Donaghy has explained
And, uh, this is Fred O'Dwyer.
And, uh, this is the study.
And, uh, this is the study.
And, unfortunately, uh, because of my phobias
And... he trains seeing eye dogs at home.
And... I may have sodomized our former Vice President
And... you're 0 for 3, guys.
Angie doesn't want that.
Animals will run wild.
Anita Alvarez, Anna Alvarez, Annabelle Alvarez...
Another day done.
Any funny business.
Any human remains in there
Any ideas for microwave names?
Any of the stuff it was supposed to.
Any other...
Any questions for me?
Anybody know a good place for cupcakes?
Anything to me, to either of us.
Anyway, I gotta take this up to 245th Street and Lawrence Taylor Boulevard.
Anyway, I just...
Anyway, I'm handling the Tracy thing myself.
Anyway, Lil' Wayne, every time one of his albums drops,
Anyway, this morning, Telemundo,
Anyway, unless you know
Anyway. I guess I have two choices.
Anywhere. You get it anywhere.
Apollo.
Apollo...
Apollo..."
Apology accepted. Now, get out of my apartment.
Apparently, neither name cleared.
Apples and oranges, ladies.
Apples and oranges, ladies.
Approved!
Are go for launch. Star Wars.
Are just fanning the flames.
Are normally compensated...
Are poisoning Elisa's grandmother against me.
Are refusing to come to work out of solidarity with Daphne.
Are the pranksmen going after Lutz again?
Are these dolls?
Are they?
Are we boring? Are we some sexless couple that sits in silence
Are we talking over the shirt?
Are we through listening and sharing,
Are you all right? You look very pale.
Are you choking? I'm a doctor. Stay calm.
Are you Daphne?
Are you doing my musical benefit idea? Because I'd love to be...
Are you drunk?
Are you free for dinner some night this week?
Are you getting it?
Are you going to alter your voice or dress up in any way?
Are you going to step up? Oh, yeah.
Are you happy?
Are you having a stroke?
Are you having another party?
Are you her boss?
Are you here to see Kenneth, the page
Are you insane?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding? Why?
Are you OK?
Are you okay, Bev?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you pickling squirrel meat? Cause I can lend you my skull presser.
Are you ready for your shot?
Are you ready to feel better?
Are you ready to meet them?
Are you really gonna wrap all these presents?
Are you saying that you don't wanna go through

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