Who is America? - Season 1 Edit

A A dolphin that she met in Tulum.

A dolphin?

A dolphin? Which Which apparently is

A first grader can become a fire grenader.

A friend of mine.

A good child with a gun.

A good kid with a gun.

A good kid with a gun.

A mammal that swims in the ocean?

A mentally deranged gunman.

A starter gun for infants 24 months and under.

A three year old cannot defend itself from an assault rifle

A world famous artist just by using my shit and cum.

About 21 years, so... Phew.

About a program and then indicate

About putting guns in the hands of law abiding citizens,

Against young people having guns,

All right, so, this is simple math.

All the stuff you didn't need,

Along this line for years,

Am I?

Amen.

Amen. Amen.

And a rudimentary knowledge of mortars.

And especially in a school.

And free bleed.

And have them take a long nap.

And he wants to make America great. Washington is a

And I can answer that question Sure. Please do.

And I think we're all normal, at the same time

And I think, "Wait a minute.

And I truly believe he believes that. Yeah.

And I want to take them down, one by one.

And I was a delegate in Cleveland

And I'm a cisgender, white, heterosexual male,

And I'm here in Washington with Bernard Sanders,

And if you move the nine in there, you have 19.

And in the university.

And introducing BFF,

And it's actually sponsored by the Clinton Foundation,

And it's on the wall.

And it's proving to be popular.

And just some marker, I guess, is what you used.

And non threatening like me.

And now we spend three months a year in Oahu.

And our daughter Malala Well, see [stammers]

And outlined my common sense proposal

And politically, where where do you stand?

And push it into his tummy, like this.

And she has a relationship with another mammal there?

And she shot me once.

And so we've started this menstrual flag program,

And suddenly, I had three diseases.

And that maybe I'm mad with this dream of becoming

And the the the pubic hairs

And the goal is to create a nation

And the solution?

And then the guard's about to rub it off, and he

And then you move the other nine there.

And then you're turning it into something beautiful.

And turned it into a portrayal of life.

And we On a flag?

And we don't teach two year olds,

And we're we're very proud about that.

And what was their response, if I might ask?

And you make me feel very creative.

And, obviously, a lot of brown.

And, sure, she complains.

And, tots, you've got to learn

Are you You have a disability?

Are you asking me for a sample?

Are you proud of what you said?

As far as I'm concerned,

As in a water animal?

Ask what you can do for your country.

At age four, a child processes images 80% faster than an adult,

At what they're doing, not three year olds

Be back.

Because I am a little amazed that she would even want to.

Because I don't mean to burden you,

Because that they're they're so prejudiced

Because that's what they're being taught in the schools.

Because they call it the "terrible twos" for a reason.

Because we teach her about the bloodshed

BFF is so easy to fire, even a baby can use it.

BFF wants to help you pull the string on a bad guy.

Billy, I don't know what you're talking about.

Bit nervous.

But if you All of the population is 100%.

But it's not, uh, **** if it's your wife, eh?

But just by virtue of the medium,

But rather than complain about the one percent

But really haven't gotten any traction with it.

But she's too young to use my partner,

But there was a time

But there's six beaut Okay, here we go.

But what we have now, we have a situation

But you move the 99% into the one percent.

But, essentially, it is possible

By throwing a Hello Kitty pencil case at it.

Can help keep you safe in your school.

Can live with dignity?

Children under five also have elevated levels

Christy, as an artist, I find you very inspiring,

Collected it from my cell mate.

Come on, Ricky. Come on, Ricky.

Did you show these guys this?

Different characters,

Dino Gun can stop an entire crowd of bad men.

Director of Gun Owners of America,

Do you Keep producing.

Do you believe in Obamacare?

Do you mind excusing me for a moment?

Do you think the liberals are using these school shootings

Don't be a twat. Come on.

Don't mean to You're a lady, but, you know, I did...

Especially underage drinking. Yeah.

Even from this sort of minimalist rendering

Eventually, he found out...

Everything built up inside your body

Everything is gonna be fine.

Exactly. A toddler. Really.

Except for the medium.

Feces on the wall? Fe Feces on the wall.

First People chant.

Firstly, it protected the Herman Miller chairs,

For example? I do all the laundry.

For his artwork from a gallery

For kinder guardians. Okay.

For someone four years old to 12 years old

For the Second Amendment right of toddlers

For three year olds.

For which I apologize.

From 12 to four years old to pistols,

From different artists.

From getting everyone killed. Yeah.

From having access to guns?

From President Hillary Clinton,

Fucked up.

Good guys, whether they be teachers

Guns are fun."

Happy shooting, kids.

He just raised the bar for all artists.

He loved it.

He put a chair leg up my ass.

He really understands Washington.

He stops, and he goes, "Wait a minute. That's pretty good."

He tried to stab me, because he said, "What?

He's ready to put the naughty man on a very long time out.

Hello, there, Rick. I'm Christy.

Here to help teach you is Philip Van Cleave.

Here's a nice... Oh, hold on.

Hey, hey, don't interrupt. Well, ou our daughter

Hi. I'm Billy Wayne Ruddock,

His his phallus... Mm hmm.

His name is Puppy Pistol. [dog barking]

Honey, don't pass judgment.

Household roles in our household,

How about the magical Uzicorn?

How did he reap his revenge, if I might inquire?

How do you challenge gender stereotypes in your house?

How does one compete with...

How to defend themselves in their school

How you can stop these naughty men

However many you're comfortable with.

I agree with that. Okay.

I am the terrorist terminator.

I am the, um, county representative

I did this for you.

I didn't do anything bad. Don't worry.

I didn't have enough white paint.

I didn't realize we were exactly Okay.

I do all the cleanup.

I do not want you to judge me for this,

I don't ask.

I don't think it went as far as it should.

I empathize with those feelings that you have,

I feel embarrassed to even ask for one.

I feel like I'm looking in the mirror, but

I found it very difficult being cuckolded by Darwin.

I get horny in the middle of the night,

I had obese legs, and I had chalky deposits.

I have moments of doubt where I think the only thing

I here to show you that guns, when used responsibly,

I I actually feel inspiration coming.

I I don't know. Can I be crudely honest?

I I really don't.

I just arrived in Washington to see

I managed to get out of bed.

I mean, et cetera, et cetera. Right.

I mean, I know personally.

I mean, if you could have seen me that first time

I mean, in in our yurt, the

I needed the help of gun rights hero Philip Van Cleave.

I needed to find politicians who would fight

I never knew something so repulsive could be so beautiful.

I offered. You didn't ask.

I prefer to be anally ****d rather than give

I stopped in South Carolina to dine with a couple

I support the kinder guardian's program.

I think we're all mad,

I thought it was a good start.

I used about 85 lots of ejaculate to it.

I usually Since she does all the cooking,

I was a bit naughty. I'm in solitary.

I was a bit naughty. I'm in solitary.

I was a healthy man, and Obamacare came in

I was forced to see a doctor.

I was welcomed into the halls of Congress,

I would I I

I would, uh, fel felicitate

I'd be very happy to see if we could get them interested,

I'll be honored. I'll be completely flattered.

I'll bet they have! [laughs]

I'm a staunch Republican. Mm.

I'm Dr. Nira Cain N'Degeocello.

I'm good for is bashing people on the head.

I'm sorry you had to endure that.

I've been cycling through our fractured nation,

I've done my fair share of things

I've even got a glow in my eye.

If If I may say,

If he has a big, fat tummy, point it there.

If someone will back my kinder guardian's program.

If they attack your school with a truckful

If they haven't developed that yet,

If you could get a couple, you know.

If you have one percent here, one percent,

If you would give even one hair to that.

If you... The rest of the population, by definition,

Important to arm certain gifted children.

In a very brutal way.

In America, there have been a lot of shootings in the school

In America, there is big problem of shootings in schools.

In Laguna Beach, California.

In less than a month, less than a month,

In my household,

In order to extract his white paint.

In terms of it being a piece of cardboard,

In terms of their facial expressions. They did.

Into America?

Introduces specially selected children

Is "a blast to shoot with.

Is a good boy with a gun

Is fear itself!

Is not allowed to urinate standing up.

Is obliged to urinate standing up.

Is that all right with you?

Is that what you're asking me to do?

Is, it's a land of opportunity.

Is, should I be paying taxes to make sure

It not only important to arm the teachers

It was time to take it to the nation's capital.

It wouldn't be the one percent.

It's a lovely little unicorn that you can play with.

It's a pleasure to have you.

It's fun. Okay.

It's just a fact.

It's like a dream come true.

It's not that hard to find a student

It's something that we should think about, America,

It's the really dark brown stuff over there.

Just 'cause he's better at it.

Just remember to point Puppy Pistol's mouth

Let me try here. Yeah.

Let's see if we can stop these anti gun people

Listening respectfully, without prejudice, to Republicans,

Look, I And so you have 199,

Make bang bang.

Malala has started menstruating. Mm hmm.

May he rest in peace.

Maybe Maybe I do have something."

Maybe having many young people trained and understand

Meaning that, essentially, like owls,

Might actually make us safer here.

Mm. Not appropriate.

Mm. Okay.

My art is the result

My art is the result

My first instinct was, let's move to a landlocked state.

My name Colonel Erran Morad.

My name Erran Morad.

My next guest is a gun rights advocate

My pleasure.

My son was in the very first program.

My wife, she have a gun.

Naomi's, uh, recyclable cup.

Nice to meet you.

No, I don't.

No, it wouldn't be. If I can...

No, no, no. That's my own feces.

No, no. Honestly, no, I would be honored

No, not that long.

No, really? I think we all have on some level,

No.

No. Not ap Not app

Not all. Why? Because they will be shot or...

Not every strange man you meet gonna be friendly

Now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Now that I had this Pratt on board,

Now, Philip, will you show us how to feed Puppy Pistol?

Now, we would traditionally say grace.

Of America's schoolchildren,

Of big, scary fireworks.

Of course. But Obamacare doesn't work.

Of course. Sure. Yeah.

Of my environment.

Of Scientific Truth and Knowledge.

Of such oxymoronic,

Of the pheromone Blink 182,

Of the state Republican Party.

Of white and yellow and red

Oh, get her away from the sea? Sure.

Oh, he wasn't aware? Wow. Okay.

Oh, no, no, no. [laughs]

Oh, that is so generous

Oh, that's great.

Oh, the the You want me to say on television

Oh, we killed We killed the bill. What?

Oh, wow. But Banksy actually sent some.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

On our nation's flag,

On the plus side, though, it did give me some red paint

On the Second Amendment.

One more dollar to the Treasury.

Or highly trained preschoolers.

Or his value system?

Or the 0.1%, why not make the rest of America

Or whether they actually be talented children

Or, rather, the bad guys are going to the moon,

Our daughter Malala... Has to urinate...

Our Founding Fathers did not put an age limit

Paradoxical juxtapositions?

Pardon me? Excuse me?

Please.

Pray in Pray in secret.

Produced by the part of the liver known as the Rita Ora.

Puppy Pistol is part of a whole group of new friends

Put them into the one percent?

Realize that you've been led here by fate, by destiny.

Really appreciate you doing that.

Rick Sherman tries to get representation

Rifles, semi automatics,

Right at the middle of the bad man.

Right now?

Right? Right?

Rocket Ship RPG will take you to the moon.

See whether we have any common ground.

Shall I show you some of the stuff?

Shalom, children.

Sir, I don't mean to interrupt. No, it's all right.

So But how long did it take you to get past

So Let's try to get a good one here.

So I collected...

So I decided to paint what was in my gut.

So I I did a dirty protest.

So I met with lobbyist Larry Pratt,

So lovely.

So there's a lot that has to be done.

So this has been proven that this can work.

So we came up with a solution,

So, I would like you to help me do instructional video

So, in my art, there's a lot

So, let's start with a real hot potato.

So, w we found that if we put a cloth on a chair,

So, you force them to have these rules?

So, you have compliance cameras in the bathroom

So, you've taken Yeah, you've taken waste

Some of them are much more cool than others."

Suddenly, I had, uh, diabetes one and two,

Sure, there's sometimes a mess.

Sure. If you describe America

Take a deep breath. Calm yourself.

Tear down this wall!

Thank you so much for, like, agreeing to see me.

That are on there Okay, I'll give you one. Sure.

That arose from the creation of our country.

That Dino Gun eats and spits his candy really, really fast.

That I support three and four years olds

That I used for another piece.

That myself and Naomi occasionally check.

That nominated Mr. Trump and Mr. Pence.

That people like yourself with disabilities

That probably won't be on the video

That we needed to bring jobs back to America. Yes.

That works for all of us, not just the one percent. But if people

That would otherwise cause you to become septic,

That you keep the one percent,

That your children In the bowl, in the bowl.

That your children can't urinate in whatever way

That your parents can get you called Gunimals.

That, I think, would be as receptive

That's That's pretty spot on.

That's a good point.

That's developing. You're learning right and wrong.

That's right, and that's why you're going to meet

The The interesting thing was,

The The light brown one is actually Damien Hirst's.

The The more important question is

The American flag started resembling the Chinese flag.

The evil's in our hearts, not in the guns.

The great thing about toddlers is,

The guards come in. They're furious.

The intensive three week kinder guardian course

The NRA want to arm the teachers.

The only thing that stop a bad man with a gun

The press needs to understand that Donald Trump understood

The science behind this program is proven.

The type of rifle that Adam Lanza

The white on that,

There are a few members of Congress

There are so many, you know...

There was a Muslim gardener who was praying, and he said,

These aren't my figures.

They blame it on the guns? Yes.

They can see in slow motion.

They could be very effective soldiers.

They don't have any fear of guns.

They don't worry if it's politically correct to shoot

They feel like they need to?

They had a bill put in that would have made it illegal

They just think that children, uh, can't handle them.

They should be arming the children.

They tried to stop four year old children

They'll just do it.

They're fabulous chairs. But, uh...

They're great chairs, so that's great.

They're likely to instinctively go for that gun.

They're not in the one percent

They're the rest of the population.

They're trying, but it's

This allows nerve reflexes

This brush here, I'm actually collecting pubes

This fear is really given to you by the media.

This here scooter is to conserve my body's finite energy.

This is crazy.

This is the International Institute

This is your own fec Okay, I apologize.

This might lead to some increase in the deficit,

This segment of the conversation

This whole intercession into your relationship? Yes.

This year, in our state government,

Those are two blokes

To bear firearms at preschool.

To explode here in this country.

To feed him, take his lunchbox

To further their anti tragedy agenda?

To get deadly weapons into the hands

To have access to a gun.

To set some time aside. Great.

To the Wiz Khalifa, 40% faster, saving time and saving lives.

To the Wiz Khalifa, 40% faster, saving time and saving lives.

To travel along the Cardi B neural pathway,

To try and heal the divide.

To what you're doing as I have been.

Today, we're going to teach you

Toddlers are pure, uncorrupted by fake news or homosexuality.

Took a porpoise lover.

Trying to catch up and trying to compete.

Trying to figure this out.

Two weeks after the election was stolen

Uh huh.

Uh, from truthlibrary.org.

Uh, he died doing what I love.

Uh, may we?

Uh, they they seem to definitely have

Uh, to talk about the political situation,

Uh, what is your proposal, Billy? What...

Uh, yes. Hmm.

Uh... [laughs]

Um, my husband does the sort of traditionally female

Used to kill 20 children and six more adults,

Wait a minute. It's I might be able to get a little better.

We actually found out that, in schools,

We are going to drain the swamp in Washington, D.C.

We guide them. We do not enforce them.

We had one problem with this.

We have Malala sit on a flag

We normally start with a, uh,

We noticed that when she free bled

We send to the Hill.

We start a program in Israel

We train from 16 year old, uh, up to four years old.

We train them from the age 16 down to the age three.

We try to challenge the gender stereotypes,

We want three years old who are real experts

We were thinking seventh or eighth grade.

We, in America, would be wise to implement it, too.

We've We've been pushing something

Welcome to Coast Gallery. Lovely to meet you.

Well, Billy, obviously, I don't know about your

Well, do whatever you got to do.

Well, I guess this is the part

Well, I think on some level, it's very simple

Well, if they hear somebody shouting, "Allahu Akbar,"

Well, if you put everybody into the one percent,

Well, let's let's get busy.

Well, no, it still would be.

Well, there are compliance cams in the bathroom to

Well, they blame it on guns. [scoffs]

Well, this is one for the girls.

Well, we had therapy. Mm hmm.

Well, yeah, he was a burglar, and he was a kiddie fiddler.

Well. I I Just kidding.

Well...

Well... If you believe in equality,

What America is supposed to be about

What do I need in order to introduce this program

What do the liberals say is the reason for this

What do you think?

What is the logic that these people come up with?

What we call "conscious," where you

What?

When it comes to the safety of our children...

When my partner, Naomi,

Where I sat down with a House representative

Where the art gets made. [door opens, closes]

Where the top 1/10 of one percent

Where they could have thrown me in jail.

Whether they support it or not.

Which have 1.5 million brave members.

Which was for her to free bleed and

Which we love. Well, I don't blame you.

Which, my son, Harvey Milk,

While I was doing it.

Who are reckless. Yeah.

Who does think that way,

Who knew the world was capable

Who says the Bushmaster semi automatic rifle,

Who suffer from white privilege.

Who was in the next cell to me.

Why not have 100% of the people in the one percent?

With firearms?

With my flippers on, just trying to...

With perfect candor, believe me,

With the hope of changing their racist and childish views,

With training from grown ups,

Women need a gun, you know.

Would absolutely cause heads

Wouldn't you love to meet this little Gunny Rabbit?

Wow.

Wow. That's art.

Yalla! Let's go!

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, it's crazy, because people

Yeah, she's peeing on her feet.

Yeah, that's some of the cum.

Yeah, they haven't quite developed, uh,

Yeah, they've got blood on their hands.

Yeah, well, I I think it would be a a good idea.

Yeah. How long were you incarcerated?

Yeah. Uh, even a good toddler.

Yes, on a flag. It's a teachable moment

Yes, there's a reason. Yes.

Yes. Okay.

Yes. Yes.

You May I be personal with you?

You can... Typically, members of Congress don't just hear a story

You can't.

You feel guilty about doing something wrong.

You have The 99% are in the one percent.

You have 99%. Yeah.

You just move over the nines.

You know, he he he reaped his revenge on me

You know, I got put inside for a long time

You know, I mean, I hesitate to use the word,

You know, it's indicative of a sort of genius.

You know, what can I do?

You were taking all the bad stuff,

You're a big You're a big boy.

You're releasing it,

You're talking much younger than that.

You've done this with your shit?"

You've got talent. You've got talent. Big boy.

Your healthcare. I'm not your doctor.

...a sea mammal?

...is a good kid with a gun.

...the way to stop bad guy with a gun...

'cause I made one mistake, just 14 times.

"Allahu Akbar," and he got He got shot.

"Who done that?"

[blows]

[both laugh]

[breathes deeply]

[British accent] Yeah, Rick.

[Cain N'Degeocello] Namaste.

[chanting continues]

[chanting continues]

[chanting in foreign language]

[Erran] Now that I had a common sense training video,

[group chanting in native language]

[group chanting in native language]

[gunshot]

[laughing]

[laughs] Great!

[man chanting in native language]

[man chanting in native language]

[man] And how would you define Nira's values

[narrator] On tonight's show,

[President Franklin Roosevelt] The only thing we have to fear

[President Kennedy] Ask not what your country can do for you.

[President Reagan] Mr. Gorbachev,

[President Trump] "Uhh, I don't know what I said

[sighs]

[Southern accent] I want to confront the mainstream media,

[speaking native language]

[speaking native language] Meshugge. Yes, it is.

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