♬ The Office - Season 8 Soundboard

A bunch of bodyguards and go there

A couple of times. A couple of times?

A dart? Are you kidding me?

A delicious moment

A few of the baby's hairs are out of place

A few other super simple reminders.

A friend.

A glass of your oakiest chardonnay, please.

A hotel waffle. I know what I wanna eat

A lot has changed since you all left, okay?

A lot of times parents get frustrated because the baby's crying

A lot of us are very concerned about you

A mixing bowl, a measuring cup

A month ago, I walked out of this office

A paper company's work is never done.

A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.

About your paper supply needs.

Absolutely, but it's not the point. God

Actually nothing is going to be a part of Sabre anymore

Actually you know what? Yeah, that actually works

Additional trivia factoid this food comes to us through Val,

Again

Again, that could change

Against talking about this kind of stuff?

Ah, and did Robert California get an invite to your party?

Ah, well...Yes. That's nice.

All I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her.

All I did was remind her that you used to treat her badly

All I had to do was think about pie

All I need is Kevin.

All night long All night long

All right

All right Hey. My minibar is oddly out of rum.

All right so I guess this is it

All right then I will catch you later

All right, easy there, grandpa.

All right, guys

All right, here we go, everybody.

All right, I'm gonna eliminate three people right now.

All right, that's gonna do it for me tonight

All right, well, enjoy the alumni game.

All right, why don't you just give him to me?

All right, you sly bastard when can you start?

All right! Well swung by VIPVP

All right? I'm not going to let you by.

All right.

All right. I'm really sorry

All right. Now I think it's time for you to go

All right. There he is

All the troops.

All your winnings $150,000?

Also, since when do we have guests here without clearance?

Although

Although, I definitely fast forward

Am I right?

An appointment with Mr. Ramish, please

An energy drink for Asian homosexuals?

And How should I say this Columbian whites.

And a wave crashing

And all their clients ar

And Andy is the manager Not Nellie

And Andy... Gave them that opportunity.

And at 3:00 today he's going to walk in here

And at home, okay? Can you do that?

And before that, time travellers, and before that, me again.

And fall time thinks that it's the best

And figure out how to be a manager of this place.

And forgive me, but I feel like I've said this to you before.

And from what I hear she's a

And have the gay youth of America

And he calls people "kimosabe."

And he has the soul and the body of a poet

And he is now in a better place.

And he lost at his own lame game

And he throws his jersey down and he's like,

And he's staying in Florida forever

And he's very honest with me about when I put on weight

And her new boyfriend seems awesome,

And I am gay

And I chose the Ryan

And I don't know how I'm going to feel tomorrow or the next day

And I have been with several older men

And I just wanted to say I'm really sorry.

And I need you to find out what I said.

And I said, "l know the perfect girl.'

And I was farting continuously under the sheet

And I will have a waffle With your maple iest syrup

And I won't dress like my life is just one long brunch?

And I'm going to look at the camera

And I'm here to tell you that, yes it does get better

And I'm not joking at all

And if Erin decides she's made a mistake and returns to Florida?

And if I can't, I'm still pretty young

And if I hadn't, I wouldn't have my kids

And if it's not Ravi, change it. To Ravi

And if there's one thing every politician instinctively understands

And if we want even the option of drawing on the placemats...

And if you don't like the way that I take phone messages, here

And if you're not out of my office

And in an age before the telephone or Internet,

And it has nothing to do with access to my pediatrician

And it just sort of made sense.

And it was totally amazing, but I couldn't care less.

And it's their moon now, isn't it?

And know that each and every one of you is vitally important

And last time I checked you were drunk and now you're not drunk

And make love as a mermaid.

And Meredith said she was interested, and then Gabe said immediately

And my salivary glands did the rest.

And nobody knows more than you

And other schools like it while wonderful, end with high school.

And our server is none other than Brandon her boyf.

And please refer to the map.

And probably

And put you back on the sales team

And reinstate me as manager

And Ryan puts me through so much drama

And she didn't bother to tell anyone

And she's very interested.

And show you how respected I am,

And since I am going to be CEO now, there'll be no need for him

And some sucker on the Internet sold it to me for $2.

And tell him I'm staying in Florida

And tell me I'm your own

And that's noon Exactly!

And that's when I realized

And the baby's fingernails are just bothering me.

And the coach is like, "One guy. No big deal.'

And the new foreman is here

And the worst part is he's been taking it out on me.

And then after Jim quiets down

And then back again to male Really?

And then go back and analyze the situation rationally.

And then I went south of that border

And then I'm pretty sure he's going to fire you for it

And then it's, like, where does it end?

And then later on, we have a reservation at Patsel's.

And then some.

And then sometimes I actually do scream.

And then when I did, it lasted until I was 44

And then you stress more and that's a vicious spiral

And then, utterly botch it in execution

And then, we'll see who's laughing

And they all throw their jerseys down for Rudy. Remember that?

And they reminded me of you.

And they said it couldn't be done. Boom!

And they shake the baby and you got to...

And they're not going to work today

And this is Sam.

And this must be your lovely wife, Pam.

And this party is a great opportunity.

And this will never happen again.

And to raise a glass to my amazing staff.

And Valentine's thinks that it's the best

And we have ourselves a Jamaican feast, man

And we will make sure that Dwight doesn't do anything

And we're also going to exercise more It's going to be fun.

And what better face for an ad campaign than

And when I do it, I am told it's a little much?

And who knows, I mean you're a guy, I'm a girl.

And yet, Todd, it's you who's fired

And you are?

And you can fill in the rest.

And you don't make a video chat

And you know better than anyone that with the right management,

And you'll never be able to sing again.

And you're standing up here like me

And your business will get 100% of my attention.

And your stupid face

And your stupid office

And your stupid pens and your dumb caramels

And your thumbs here

And, at times, I've even hated your guts, but

And... I have a new friend.

Andrew, I've picked up two possible gifts

Andrew, if you say "no" one more time you're fired.

Andrew, it's time for you to go home

Andrew, not everyone here is important. And the word is "impotence.'

Andrew, what do we have to do to get rid of you?

Andy and I produce nothing.

Andy tells me about seeing David Wallace all the time

Andy, come on, man

Andy, Erin you can join us now

Andy, I appreciate your romantic quest

Andy, I think that we should acknowledge the man

Andy, if you're gonna hang out for a while,

Andy, nobody's calling you crazy, Andy.

Andy, somebody defaced it.

Andy, stop hovering. You're being really annoying.

Andy, this has been an amazing night. Epic

Andy, we understand basic table manners.

Andy, we wanted to talk to you.

Andy, we're going to go with Nellie as manager

Andy, where shall I put your basil plant?

Andy, why don't you just take a seat?

Andy, why don't you tell us about the best erection of your life?

Andy, you should not stand there.

Andy?

Andy. Andy

Angela dock Andy's pay $1 00

Angela is such a liar

Angela, $200 Got it

Angela, please dock Nellie's pay $100.

Angela, why don't you bring by your little angel?

Angela! Let's go again

Angela? Do you want to go again?

Angela. Dwight

Another man's horsey

Any chance Connecticut casual is Pennsylvania business?

Any idiot at all.

Any more than we already have. That's it

Anything else you need to talk about?

Anyway, I know it's the end of the day.

Anyway, if you want to order prints of your own,

Anyway, now that I'm back I would love to have my office back,

Anyway, Robert is gonna run this company to the ground...

Anyway, would you like some?

Apparently, I left a phone message

Appreciate it

Are they still there?

Are we good? Everybody got a jersey?

Are you all regional managers?

Are you all right? Are you okay?

Are you in there?

Are you kidding?

Are you really revving up? You know that doesn't work

Are you serious? Yes

Aren't those excess skin cells

As foreign to me as baba ghanoush

As I thought it would

As Solomon once said...

At a dynamic workplace

At first I thought, "Muffin basket."

At least she knows how I feel, and I would not follow her.

At least that's how the legend goes.

At midnight?

At the fundraiser

At the office, they're rewarded for it,

At the presentation to the board

At work.

Aw, come on!

Baby, if you're watching this you're not chubby. You're beautiful.

Ball droppings can be beautiful

Barf! Oh! You suck

Basically I found out where he gets his clothes dry cleaned

Because he looks exactly like this Calvin Klein model that I'm attracted to.

Because he sold his toy vacuum "Suck It'

Because I am great at girl talk.

Because I convinced David Wallace

Because I feel like that question was coming

Because I was feeling particularly hungry this year.

Because I was under the impression it was a workplace.

Because none of us would be here without him.

Because now, the late night work jam begins

Because old Andy's going to be just fine

Because that's what it feels like.

Because the Senator is the only man I've ever been with

Because then it feels so good when they finally say yes.

Because they are idiots. Big, stripy, horsey idiots

Because they're ridiculous creatures

Because this is the worst thing I have ever seen

Been doing this the whole time,

Being gay is a celebration of life It's a simple...

Besides, I gotta get back downstairs

Better kids. You've got to go with Ravi.

Bickering like schoolgirls, looking around the room

Big guys who like to push the little guys around.

Big one! Big one

Binghamton branch closed last night,

Blame his upbringing His parents

Blow in my ear. All right

Boo! Boo! Boo to you Pam, you are toxic You are toxic.

Boring

Both sides.

Brandon, Darryl and me that's ridiculous

Brandon, tell us about these delicious looking goops

Brandon, what the he are you talking about?

Bravo, Dwight Very good!

Bring it on.

Buffett operates the same way.

But a good informer doesn't judge what's worth passing on.

But after you're manager

But all I remember is how pretty you looked taking those pictures of me

But also the character

But Andrew is the rightful manager

But are you 1 00% sure? I don't think any of us are

But can you dye it entirely black?

But everybody's being so nice to me today.

But expected entertainment at any garden party."

But five dots means "Whoa, do not

But gather round, peeps I'll tell you the truth

But have you ever actually seen him yourself?

But he is going to make so much money from the liquidation,

But he would back me up

But he's turned out to be kind of a loose cannon.

But I always do whatever you ask of me

But I am

But I can tell you this, even if the odds are 50 50

But I can't even read it. My heart couldn't handle it

But I could let you rent it

But I do adore you

But I do have a very tasty announcement for you guys.

But I like that. How long you guys been dating?

But I love Ravi and I choose him No, you don't

But I promise to be under bearing for a week

But I want everything to be perfect

But I want to marry you Kelly Kapoor

But I would like to have a meeting

But I'm going to go ahead and say

But if he keeps having problems, just give me a call

But in vino veritas, as they say

But it wasn't me.

But it's free and we'll keep our eye on them

But it's It is me? Right?

But it's really good

But maybe it's a little more complicated than that

But my ancestors never worked in corporate America.

But nationals has always kinda been a dream of mine.

But never mind. Sorry to interrupt.

But not the man

But really it's not a big deal

But seriously, we don't want to bother you

But she's had a bad influence.

But someone dropped the ball

But sometimes he talks about flesh... And bacchanals.

But the boss is irrelevant.

But then every player comes in, one by one

But there are five six devices in this room alone

But there's a reason we sell our products online and over the phone

But there's no question about it

But they say prostate stimulation can help.

But Toby has that indescribable quality that makes a star.

But we figured out a way around it.

But when he describes himself as a child lost on a life raft...

But when I got there, I went right up to the house, and I was like

But who will be in just four short months.

But without you, Andy and I would be sitting in our

But you hurt your hand. I got it

But you just demolished him!

But you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets.

But you're saying there's a chance.

But your face does look like the guy from Operation.

But, you know the sooner the better Get back to normalcy

But, you know, whatever Ask me anything.

By contrast, I went to sleep with an erection so large

Came up in here dancing and everybody was...

Can everyone just please...

Can I do it, Pam?

Can I have a hug?

Can I introduce you around now?

Can I just talk to you for one quick second?

Can I pull off a gold Arabian sandal?

Can I see? Sure.

Can we all agree that maybe the CEO should decide this?

Can we at least eliminate those that are not in the running?

Can we expect any payroll interruptions?

Can we just like never talk about it again?

Can we turn this * thing around, please? Thank you.

Can we turn this around quickly? This is very important to me

Can you help me? I'm trying to make a video chat with Andy

Can you just do it?

Can you just smile, please?

Can you without running to the other side of the room all night?

Can't do it because I got to run a meeting, so

Captain Mutato is half man, half mermaid

Careful, Jim it gets easier and easier

Catching butterflies?

Cathy, write that down and print it out

Cathy! Go

Cathy? It's been great, fun, normal

Cece was around 22 weeks, but Philip was much earlier.

Certainly.

Chair, lamp, plant,

Charlie Rose I don't know who that is

Check it out. There's a video online.

Check this out My brother just got a new sailboat

Check your hair

Cheers, cheers, cheers.

Cheers! All right!

Cheeseburger or hamburger?

Chosen after Robert was chosen and quit

Chumbo, come on, help me out Any problems with Little Chumbo?

Classic Gabe move.

Closing ceremonies.

Closing the Binghamton branch

Cold time has kind of a strut

Come on, a little gold Arabian slipper.

Come on, Gabe, you can't handle his hamstrings.

Come on, I know. You've got so much on your plate

Come on, man. Can you just give us a yes or a no?

Come on, Ryan, really? Ravi's way better.

Come on.

Come to Papa

Company for 20 years

Concentrate on the hosting.

Concentrating all of my efforts on educating, mentoring

Congratulations, you just lost $100

Cookies, eh?

Cool

Cool down fiesta begins right now

Core's critical.

Could be a bat weevil

Could be any idiot.

Cover me

Cover me with the sheet immediately

Crazy story Yes

Crazy stuff

Creating a kind of a greenhouse effect. Come on

Creed, you are 1 ,000 years old

Curled up with a good book

Custom ordered the same suit made with tear away Velcro

Cute kids Thanks for coming.

D Dog

Dad, don't think of it as a demotion

Dad, go to he I'm taller than you

Daddy's just got to sell some cookies

Darryl Toby's probably in bed with some model.

Darryl, read the texts

Darryl, we'd love to see little Jada come by

David has generously offered to donate $1 ,000,000 in matching funds

David Wallace hasn't worked here in years.

David, what are you doing here?

Day and a half? My lumbar would be killing me

Deeper market penetration plus greater visibility will raise Sabre...

Depending on the availability of the goats.

Describe it Brown, shiny, painful bite

Describe its mood. Did it seem sleepy?

Desire to influence a business decision

Did I throw this party to impress my parents?

Did someone say girl talk?

Did you actually try your hardest?

Did you see that?

Didn't make a toast, so hang on.

Didn't mean to bother you, mabel.

Different guy You know what

Dirty diapers, waiting for someone to change us, wipe us.

Do not bring Shakespeare into this

Do not stop until you get to Scranton

Do we live in a cookie cutter's world?

Do we spit it out on the floor or keep it in our mouths

Do you guys think he's right, though?

Do you not own a mirror?

Do you see David Wallace in the room right now?

Do you think I'd like that,

Do you want us to get scolded?

Does anyone else think this is weird?

Does this thing have turbo? Nitrous?

Doesn't really support any other... So, check out, that's my brother's boss

Doing this, Dwight

Doing whatever I want

Don't act like a little boy who needs

Don't know. Don't read Didn't see the movie.

Don't make me be your pony, Kevin.

Don't play dumb with me I know what's up.

Don't shake our baby Yeah.

Don't shake the baby

Don't talk to me

Don't touch my treasure

Don't worry, I won't lay an egg.

Don't, and I will find another buyer.

Down to Florida, she was not expecting it

Dragging sticks

Dragging?

Dude buys more cookies than everyone combined.

Dude, you didn't tell me you were * Val High five!

Dunder Mifflin, the farm Mose, all those things vanish in my rearview mirror

Dunder Mifflin.

During my temporary absence

Dwight

Dwight couldn't get it up for Nellie?

Dwight is going to be working alongside me

Dwight is no longer with us

Dwight K Schrute. Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.

DWIGHT The math is simple, folks

Dwight told everyone not to touch his treasure

Dwight told me about it earlier

Dwight, come on

Dwight, give me a key card to your room

Dwight, he's going to kill the store. Mmm hmm.

Dwight, I am still not ready to name the V.P

Dwight, I can't do this Dwight

Dwight, please Nice try, Jim.

Dwight, what are you doing here?

Dwight, what are you doing?

Dwight! We're fine

Dwight?

Dwight. V.P. Dwight. V.P

Easy to remember.

Effete, soft penised debutante.

Eiffel Tower! Okay

Eight cases Bright White Inkjet

Embezzle. To commit fraud.

English people's main use today is judging American talent.

Erin made it clear to me that he was unable

Erin, come... Come on

Erin, how long did we order those billboards for?

Erin, HR is a joke. I can't do anything about anything

Erin, I am so glad that you trusted me

Erin, on the phone memos you're writing the date American style

Erin, one, two, three

Erin!

Erin.

Especially if you don't properly cinch the girth

Especially me

Especially the gymnasts

Especially when converting from male to female

Even though we didn't do it

Ever, ever. Never

Every day, I brief Nellie on what's going on in the office.

Every guy in this room has been touched by this affliction. Tuna?

Every salesman I've ever met

Every time he looks at you,

Everybody!

Everyone is better than this

Everyone meet in the hotel bar at 7:00

Everyone, empty your pockets

Everyone, stop what you're doing I have terrible news

Everyone. Conference room, now.

Everything's a joke. I know

Exactly

Exactly, that's just like crate training.

Fair enough But after it bit you did it run away fearful?

Fair enough. Um

Family picture

Fascinating Fascinating

Feast on this, Lewis.

Feel you deserve to be treated

Feel. Seriously

Figure this out between yourselves

Find my cell phone charger mail it back to me and then go to hell

Fine, it was me. I couldn't I had a problem with Erin last night

Fire the employee, yes

Five dots, Darryl? Are you kidding me?

Five, four

Five, four You're just saying numbers.

Five, four, three two, one.

Five, six...

Flat curl contest.

Flounders frequently experience impotence

For a 180 pound man with no fat.

For a dude who ate his own restaurant? Brandon.

For example, when it turns an awkward soprano into a rich, full tenor.

For how much protein powder to scoop.

For jumping in and minding the store

For Kelly? Yeah.

For Nellie last night,

For once in my life I am staying here.

For something, anything

For the entire afternoon."

For things to hit each other with.

Forgive my pants, they fell down.

Forgot to turn off my email It's crazy, right?

Forty three was just

Forty. Always

Freak, I need a favor

Free them up to focus more completely on the menial

From from last night.

From poles outside of the villages

From the moment you entered our building and our hearts

From the photo shoot with you and me?

From total loss to total boss. I mean

Funny, edgy, right up to the line without crossing it. Loved it.

Gabe bragged about having an extra ticket to the air show this weekend

Genghis Khan could take 'em both down,

Get down

Get in the game, Gabriel.

Get lower

Get out of the car Get out!

Get out.

Get up there and sing or I will cut your larynx

Get up. Get up

Get your own guitar.

Getting along with Ryan again

Getting to know Andy's friends here.

Girls know a lot of stuff too, okay?

Go dent his hood.

Go slash his tires!

Go, go! Take the stairs! Now!

Go! Go, go, go, go

Goat

God, I don't even remember what that fight was about.

God, I'm glad he's okay though

God, Ryan, go away She found herself a beautiful boyfriend

God! I feel so gross I have to go take a shower

God! It's so greasy You should just shave all this

God. Yeah, he's so great

Going over the goats with me?

Gonna be hanging out with Stanley on this trip

Good, good This carpet's overdue for a good mopping

Good. The heating system, though, in my room is all messed up

Gosh, I hope so

Gosh, the moon one's damning

Gosh, you jump to conclusions

Got it

Got it. Good night

Got me in some trouble a couple years ago.

Got room for another in the roost? Huh?

Great billboard!

Great Five, four, three two, one.

Great job. Cheers

Great, right up there

Great, yeah. Good

Gretchen, I need another marmalade.

Gross, don't lick my hand God, why is there so much saliva?

Gross! What? What? What? What?

Gross. Gross, gross

Guess he wasn't vice prezzy material after all

Guess we found Andy's rosebud.

Guys He has...

Guys, come here

Guys, I got my old job back

Guys, my family just threw a garden party

Gymnasts? You're going to seek out uneducated gymnasts?

Hank, please remove Nellie from my office

Hank, thank God you're here.

Happy birthday to Gabe

Happy?

Harry Jannerone, Dunder Mifflin Syracuse.

Harry Jannerone. Dunder Mifflin, Syracuse.

Harry, there is a time for every decision,

Has given me his personal phone number.

Have a good time at the...Thing.

Have a lovely evening

Have imbedded themselves in me

Have to run it as impotence is a concept

Have you ever used Sabre electronics, Jim?

Have you guys been watching any good Korean soap operas?

Haven't heard any complaints Wouldn't care if I did

Having my birthday party here.

He clearly had the infinite wisdom

He defecated

He does not like that wall

He doesn't even care

He had a massive stroke of good fortune

He has no idea what he just got himself into.

He has, like, this je ne sais quoi.

He is a blend of all the salesmen.

He is now a multi millionaire

He just wants visitors to sign in.

He knows what he's doing

He refused to go out in the rain until I bought these

He said "l did like Dwight"? He's going to fire him.

He says Salvation. No last name.

He taught me that

He will not listen

He would eviscerate babies and hang them

He's been a nightmare

He's been promoted to V.P. of Sabre Retail

He's going to be freed up to do

He's gone, damn it

He's just thinking of 15 different ways to do you?

He's like Super Dwight

He's not hitting me, but he's been verbally abusing me

He's not picking up

He's our CEO.

He's really not that busy.

He's running!

He's searching out younger gays.

He's so sweet He pointed to my latte and he said

Hello Where is it?

Hello, Andy.

Hello, Cece Halpert?

Hello, Erin. Hello, everybody

Hello, ma baby Hello, ma honey

Hello, ma ragtime gal

Hello, my baby Hello, my honey

Hello, my name is Oscar I'm an accountant in Scranton, Pennsylvania

Hello, Nell, it's mom.

Hello, sir. Good day.

Hello, waffle iron

Hello! Hello, my clucking hens.

Hello! What do we have here?

Hello?

Hello? Dwight?

Hello.

Hello. Andy Bernard to see the CEO.

Help! Help

Here we go!

Here, let me help

Here, this is for your elbows, for your elbows.

Here.

Here's a map And if you get lost just follow the blue line

Here's my advice Figure out what your heart wants.

Het warming impromptu father son duet..

Hey

Hey Hey

Hey Senator Lipton.

Hey, Andy, how about you don't steal my business strategies

Hey, Angela

Hey, are your little dudes crawling yet?

Hey, can we turn this back around quickly please?

Hey, can you believe it? Nope

Hey, come on Lots of things are cozy in the rain.

Hey, Darryl, you okay?

Hey, Erin, thank you for the nice email.

Hey, everybody

Hey, everybody. I'm going to leave.

Hey, good to have you back

Hey, guys

Hey, guys Hey

Hey, guys, come on Don't fight over me.

Hey, guys, long time

Hey, guys, we're doing Rudy, okay? So get ready

Hey, hey, come on, language.

Hey, hey, they're back

Hey, how are you?

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, I have a question.

Hey, I see what you're doing It's futile The V.P. position is mine.

Hey, I want you to meet my first bosses, mom and dad.

Hey, I'm sorry Is this a workplace or a Starbucks?

Hey, just so you know me and you,

Hey, Kev Yeah.

Hey, la, hey, la, his girlfriend's back

Hey, la, hey, la, my girlfriend's back

Hey, Lucy, I'm home Babaloo

Hey, man. Selling cookies for Jada

Hey, my friend, trust me

Hey, Nellie. I made... I made you

Hey, Phyllis would you like a hot chocolate?

Hey, Robert? That guy he looks just like you

Hey, stranger Hey

Hey, text from the old wife.

Hey, um

Hey, we're going to have a nice hot date

Hey, what's the scoop? Are you close?

Hey, where do I park?

Hey, you guys wanna see a picture of Gerald wearing galoshes?

Hey, you tricked me You just wanted Kevin

Hey! Hey. Let's get back to the food

Hey! I hear you've been badmouthing me to Kelly

Hey.

Hey. Hey

Hey. Hey Hey. Hey

Hey. So, last night was so not a big deal

Hi, Angela

Hi, guys

Hi, sis. Is your boss still hitting on you?

Hi, this is Alex.

Hi! Oh, my gosh! Look at you guys

Hi.

Hi. Hello

Hippo steaks, giraffe burgers.

Hire you back and send Erin back to Florida?

His name is now Captain Mutato.

His own government's out to get him.

Hmm

Hmm?

Hold on

Hold on, hold on. Is this him?

Holy crap

Holy moly

Honestly, I don't know how she survived without me

Honey, I am not sleeping

Hop in! We have places to be! No rest for the wicked

Hope you all like goat

How about I pop up also?

How about this? How about we just ask Robert?

How could I have been more clear?

How dare you play the "Bard Card."

How have we never talked about this before?

How is that better than a barbecue?

How little do you think of me?

How long are you going to go on needing my approval?

How long does it take to get the results?

How long was the drive?

How many buttons do you have?

How many of you have been here that long? Huh?

How many times you fill the tank? Three, four?

How's it going over here, guys?

How's it going, man?

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Huh. Hit the road, Jack

Huh. The lights are still on.

Hungrier

I actually do want you to fight over me

I actually put on five pounds

I already made an appointment with your secretary.

I already think it's kind of funny

I also mentioned the marmalade to my sister

I also would like to toast Philip Halpert...

I am dying to know what's in there

I am gonna generate myself into a human trap

I am loving the chemistry between you two

I am not going to let Kelly throw her life away on Ryan

I am seeing a side of Ryan that I have never seen

I am sick of your dumb opinions

I am so cold.

I am Spartacus

I am the famous Andy Bernard you have been hearing all about.

I basically do everything for her.

I can get you exotic meats.

I can save you 25% on your costs.

I can spend a considerable amount of money

I can't describe it. I just, for the first time in a long time,

I can't hold it in any longer

I can't promise you that I'll never cheat on you Nor should I

I can't risk them coming back to Schrute Farms.

I cannot believe I didn't think of toasting Robert.

I cannot believe that Andy is throwing a party like this

I cannot even tell you what he left on my phone last night.

I cook and clean.

I could've choked so many people by now.

I couldn't just kill the project from the start Jo Bennett endorsed it.

I didn't forget them. They're right here.

I didn't know you were going to be here.

I didn't realize you were standing there

I do See?

I don't buy it. And that is a freckle. That is not a tan, okay?

I don't even know where the stairs are.

I don't even talk to her like that. Uh, Brandon

I don't get the reason for this party.

I don't know how you got there.

I don't know what the technical term is

I don't know, I've always wanted to own a bike shop, but...

I don't know, man. You all quit with a lot of confidence

I don't know, pops. I'm just having a good time

I don't know. I just thought...

I don't mean to lash out at you

I don't see Dwight

I don't think that's ridiculous. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot

I don't think we were doing that.

I don't think you have to tell your friends anything

I forgot a

I get it. I'm being a little overbearing.

I got decaf coffee No way

I got into a case of Australian reds

I got your voicemail.

I guess I better take off these dirty rags

I had a one man saturnalia last night.

I had no idea how pervasive

I had to tell Erin how I felt

I have a job here. I work for an old lady.

I have been crunching numbers all day.

I have MasterCard right where I want them.

I have only been vice president

I have to talk to my old boss, Andy

I just knew they'd be good together

I just made you look like the Goat of Dover. And that doesn't exist either

I just think you should know

I just want to take this opportunity

I just want you guys not to worry

I just wanted to take the man's job not his manhood.

I know citizen Kane.

I know it sounds stupid,

I know that you're proud of me.

I know the product. I know the margins.

I know this is going to be a great payoff

I know what you're trying to do

I know what, let's go $10,000

I know, right? What is it? You always look so good in those things.

I know. But sometimes you still get a little something

I know. Can I give you a compliment?

I left Packer alone with Nellie for way too long.

I like how guys just know stuff all the time

I like the baby's hair the way it is.

I like to think Lloyd Gross is a no nonsense guy

I mean, at least not until we've hit everyone once.

I mean, don't you get the feeling,

I mean, how hard are finger sandwiches and tea?

I mean, I thought I was gonna have to convince you.

I mean, I'm a straight man and looks are subjective,

I mean, nothing would've happened with me and Jim

I mean, that's easy We'll be fine

I mean, they could give their business

I mean, what does a guy like that do on an average weeknight?

I mean, what was that accent?

I mean, yeah, I think he did.

I mean, you toast somebody, they toast you back.

I mean, you'll never sleep again

I might be a mother soon.

I need you to call the billboard company.

I never had an orgasm until I was 42

I probably shouldn't have emailed everyone

I read the texts you sent to Val, man

I really want both

I remember when people thought biceps were all that.

I run errands, I do chores around the house.

I should be toasting you, thanking you for allowing me

I still think it's weird that we're just doing Rudy.

I think I left my wallet in your house.

I think I've hit my limit

I think I've reached my decision

I think if I had parents like that,

I think it's fair to be cautious

I think it's the oil, it comes to the surface. I agree

I think that Dwight is doing this whole thing

I think this thing is broken.

I think we have all the shots we need Thank you, Dwight

I think we just need to be grown ups here. Thank you

I think we should be acknowledging our boss

I think we should toast

I think we'll just We'll just watch

I think we're gonna need to hear those texts

I think you're going to like this surprise guest

I thought we talked about this You're cool, right?

I thought you liked the store

I thought you were supposed to be in Florida

I thought you were the CEO.

I told her I was moving here and I needed a place

I understand.

I want to order the zebra rug for my office,

I want to see these girls right through college.

I want to talk to you guys right now.

I want you looking totally Puertorriquena when I see you.

I wanted to give a nice gift to the tenants in the building.

I wanted to see if I could interest you in an investment.

I was so looking forward to that and it did not go

I went south of the border for this

I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged,

I will send out for hot chocolates

I wish they had a chart

I would also like to toast Robert California.

I would have joined in but this melody

I would like to toast someone who isn't here,

I would stay in this office

I wouldn't give in to me too fast,

I wouldn't have missed it.

I... Okay, I get how that sounds crazy.

I.E., this is what I'm wearing to your party.

I'd be trying to convince everyone all the time

I'd like that

I'd like to make a toast to the troops.

I'd like to sell one big thing, you know?

I'd love to give you a little rundown

I'd rather she be alone than with somebody.

I'd very much like to speak with you

I'll be there at 6:00

I'll do anything

I'll explain it quickly

I'll get to that in a second, Andy

I'll hear the other one.

I'll just stand here then

I'll just take Accounting

I'll put you down for shortbreads

I'll say a few words,

I'll still be talking about geishas

I'm a former paper executive.

I'm actually really disappointed

I'm actually the CEO

I'm already a member of the largest club there is.

I'm dying

I'm eating, Andy

I'm even going to kiss Meredith

I'm fine

I'm glad you asked. Connecticut casual.

I'm going out to get two hot chocolates

I'm going to count down from five

I'm going to dock your pay $100

I'm going to Florida to get Erin.

I'm going to have to inspect it in person when you get back here

I'm going to prove it right here and now.

I'm going to tank the Sabre store

I'm gonna activate the seismic failsafe.

I'm gonna get some air.

I'm gonna send you a pair of these gold harem shoes.

I'm just dealing with Erin's stuff

I'm just glad to know I had an impact

I'm just going to take him out and change him

I'm just going to... Hello?

I'm just trying to

I'm little bit jealous, actually

I'm married

I'm moving down here you know

I'm moving on

I'm not

I'm not accustomed to people saying no to me

I'm not allowed to say it's mandatory

I'm not crazy I convinced David Wallace to give me my job back

I'm not going to comment on my personal life

I'm not going to tell you how impressed I am

I'm not gonna start doubting my drunken self now.

I'm not just saying this,

I'm not misleading

I'm not sleeping with your girlfriend

I'm not supposed to say Yes, tell me!

I'm pretty deep into Hee Jungcinderella Girl.

I'm pretty sure if Darryl sent Val a text

I'm really happy being here

I'm really impressed by how much you've grown

I'm really sorry. I just have to say it

I'm saying no

I'm sorry

I'm sorry but the Romanian orphanage felt more comfortable

I'm sorry, I feel like maybe I misread things

I'm sorry, I thought you'd want to know

I'm sorry. I just can't sit idly by

I'm still getting numbers Seven, one, one...

I'm stranded on Shutter Island over here

I'm terrible at math overweight

I'm the fucking Lizard King.

I'm the new manager?

I'm the valet. You have to give me your car.

I'm throwing out all my mirrors.

I'm too hot anyway.

I'm very happily married

I'm Walter. I'm Andy's younger brother.

I'm young and I can

I'm your man

I'm... I'm good Thank you. How are you?

I've already gone up another cup size.

I've already picked a new paper supplier.

I've been selling here for five years This is my spot.

I've been wanting Schrute farms to break into

I've decided that you guys are going to keep doing things for me.

I've got pens, I've got paper I've got a whiteboard!

I've got Romy and Michele's High School Reunion.

I've got the info down backwards, forwards and doggy style.

I've gotta be gone for a few minutes.

I've never had any problem in that arena

I've never met Ravi personally,

I've only sold one copy.

I've read, and I don't know anything about this personally

I've seen guys like you

I've seen this, that's not you.

I've written quite a bit of X Men fan fiction.

Idiot.

If anyone's having sex with Nellie for personal gain, it's me

If Dwight's about to get fired, you have to tell him.

If Dwight's not coming back does that mean we can open his treasure?

If he didn't put himself out there

If I could throw this great garden party

If I didn't find anything But I did, so

If I have a question about my cookies at midnight

If I may

If I may speak to that

If I wanted Jamaican food l'd just hire

If I were to hire you back, if

If I were Val, I would break up with Brandon

If I were you I'd just bunk with Cathy

If it makes you feel any better

If Jim has bedbugs, that means they're everywhere

If she didn't want me to make some sort of last ditch, nothing to lose

If that's all right with you, Andy.

If the soil starts to get acidic,

If there were any in here, they would

If there's an opportunity for a graffiti artist

If they stretched him a little bit...

If we adopted the carnival mode

If we snuck out of here and got to the client first.

If you don't tighten your saddle you may fall off.

If you guys all did that for me

If you guys just all...Step it up.

If you have something bad to say to me, Pam say it to my face

If you'd like to make a call...

If you're gonna put a thermometer in one end,

If you're into Indian people

If?

Impressive

In an inappropriate way.

In any case, it gets better

In any way in particular?

In celebration of the finalization of my divorce,

In England, they put the holes a little bit to the right you see.

In how poorly my book is doing.

In other news Erin and Andy are back together

In the baby's cheek distracting to you as well?

In the conference room right now,

Interacting with the artwork, it'll happen.

Into Dwight's photo studio/trap.

Irene hired me as her live in helper

Is "crazy" gone?

Is a mop the most efficient too to use on a carpet?

Is anyone around here thinking the numbers seven, one, one?

Is anyone filming this? Seriously?

Is it because I'm not an employee anymore?

Is it just me or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?

Is it true you're buying the company?

Is she responding? Hmm

Is that crazy? No

Is that love?

Is that Nellie? Don't!

Is that really how you want to get this job?

Is that too much to ask?

Is the feast that I am going to prepare for everyone.

Is there anything you wish

Is there someone here to see me?

Is this March Madness? I love March Madness.

Is this really necessary?

Is this Robert's attempt to embarrass me?

Is this spicy?

Is this what you were looking for?

Is yes, yes, yes, yes, and...

Isn't that strange? I've never been there.

It around in your belly for nine months

It can't possibly be as bad as you described.

It could be worth twice what you would pay for it today.

It didn't work out for any of us

It gets better, but it also gets vastly more complicated.

It happens

It has been delivered

It has been processed

It hasn't been decided yet.

It hurts

It is a human problem. It's not just a human problem

It is not his fault

It is the end of the day. It is the end of the week

It isn't your kid

It just didn't last night But you were so dang doable

It just goes round and round.

It just represented what was important

It reminds me to just check out and relax

It screws up their cookie cutter world

It seems Andy is the only one with this problem

It was a huge success.

It was a nice party.

It was about some paper emergency or something

It was like I was wearing no blanket at all

It would be rude of me not to let you say whatever's on your mind

It'll all be goat.

It'll be upsetting if you don't.

It's "sweet." Yeah

It's a basil plant!

It's a compound of chemicals I pulled off of the maid's cart.

It's a garden party. You don't need a reason.

It's a good photo op

It's a little tricky.

It's a monkey.

It's a paradox to think of any sexual activity as normal

It's a photo of all of us

It's a real tearjerker, though

It's a reference to citizen Kane.

It's a weird feeling It's, um...

It's after my cat.

It's after my favorite cat.

It's after my grandfather.

It's been a great year

It's better than a barbecue.

It's dignified, quieter, there are rules.

It's getting chilly.

It's go time

It's going to make some really good toilet paper

It's going to take you a long time to get through security

It's got a hula skirt and a blue nose.

It's high, but it's not that high.

It's him! Do something! Get out!

It's in your best interest to stay out of my State.

It's just I think it's, like, if we make an exception for you,

It's just a garden party. Sheesh!

It's just so dumb

It's just when she said she was leaving

It's like 90 degrees in there

It's like a day and a half each way.

It's like a festival of poo.

It's like he's been bitten by a radioactive Dwight or something

It's like when the Americans showed up at the Moon

It's literally like Two, one

It's maddening

It's meaningless. Three

It's my dad and my brother.

It's my office

It's no bother. You guys are our friends

It's not a scratch and sniff, Kev

It's not broken, Kevin.

It's not me. No, no

It's not no goats.

It's plenty warm

It's probably okay that I park it myself.

It's quite a Cinderella story. From M O P to MVP

It's really nice

It's right in the middle of the root vegetable district.

It's right now you're like

It's Sasha's first year in the troop

It's show time

It's so pretty today.

It's something that explains

It's the apology

It's the Ford Taurus situation all over again.

It's the fuzz

It's the same guy. That's the joke I made

It's usually not followed by a giant workplace discussion and an interview

It's very possible Probable.

It's worth half what it was three years ago.

Jackie Chan

Jamaican, huh? I just read about the elections down there

James, Pamela, and...

Jason Bourne has no support staff

Jason Bourne would kick Bond's ass

Jeez

Jim couldn't land me in a thousand years.

Jim, come on

Jim, Dwight, what are your last names?

Jim, get real. This is not a monkey.

Jim, maybe you could tell us about one of those times.

Jim, right here right here. Okay. Good

Jim, tell him where he can stick his g****s.

Jim, you know what would be really dastardly?

Jim, you've got those two cute kids

Jinx, buy me some Coke

Jo Bennett's planning on liquidating the rest of the company

Jump in here Come on

Just a few hours left for the free family portrait studio.

Just check it

Just for a second here

Just get the words out, that's all you can do.

Just give us the address, we'll look it up online.

Just have to get the caramelized sugar

Just having known you a short while, Brian,

Just keep chatting I'm just checking my makeup in your webcam

Just lay him in his crib and then bicycle his legs

Just open the program and type in his username

Just so everyone's on the same page.

Just stay out of New York, Lloyd.

Just take it down.

Just the thought of you last night like, crazy turns me on

Just think of it as a promotion to a lower level.

Just to impress the CEO.

Just wanted to come in here and literally beg you

Just...

Keep going. Eight, nine, ten.

Keep your chin up.

Keep your elbows off the table.

Kelly and I broke up and she can do whatever she wants.

Kelly has been a handful in the past.

Kelly Ka who run at her?

Kelly, I can't promise you that we'll always stay together,

Kelly, I have a few things to say to you, but please don't interrupt

Kelly, I wrote you the most amazing love poem.

Kelly, look around Nobody believes in us

Kelly, remember how you wanted to go home before?

Kimosabe

Kind of sounds like he deserved it

Knock, knock. Hey

Ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce

Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies and gentlemen, the last supper.

Last week, I may have gone too far

Leave a guy who owns his own restaurant

LeBron James Yes

Less expensive than turning them on and off

Let her go door to door

Let him get his own. He's got Syracuse money

Let me buy myself some nice dinners and such

Let me get this straight you lost all of it?

Let me stop you all right here

Let me write my room number on the card

Let the bedbugs bite

Let's do it now.

Let's do it Shoot it. Great

Let's hear from you guys. Who do you want to toast?

Like her genes are so important

Like I don't even know you're there

Like I'm on the beach

Like in Taken?

Like petulant children.

Like some college student on spring break.

Like stacking and sorting, or

Like why is nobody gonna call on Prestige?

Like, a hospital needs more napkins for surgery

Like, kind of uncool, actually?

Like, not a spin on it we're just doing it.

Like... a plane. One sell, I'm out.

Likewise, I'm Bob Bob Kazamakis.

Listen, guys, I think we all want

Listen, Robert, I don't have time.

Lloyd Gross eats bullies like you for breakfast

Lloyd Gross is a fictional salesman we invented

Long before tonight,

Long past their bedtime.

Look how psyched he is. He's having an awesome time.

Look, Andrew, we can discuss the specifics of the job.

Look, I need this. Okay, your daughter is a pretty little girl.

Look, I'm not here to get my old job back

Look, you haven't dealt with him in a while, all right?

Looks like I might get my delicious moment after all.

Looks like Shnoot's a no show

Lot going on, guys. What's happening?

Lumbar Buddy Lumbar Buddy

Mabel, mabel, if you're able,

Maintenance is working on it Can I hang out in here?

Make me say what I want to say, baby

Make sure that she feels welcome

Make them kiss each other

Make them kiss me

Makes me wonder if I made a mistake

Making it the perfect place to hide a treasure

Making some funky decisions.

Man,

Man, you're insane right now Ravi's the whole package.

Managing this branch will come in handy.

Margaret Thatcher said that, probably

Math is for boys. I need girl talk.

May he be a good namesake to my grandfather,

May I hold him? Sure

May I present...

May I say one thing?

May the manliest man win. Go.

Maybe go out for a little dancing? Beautiful day, no?

Maybe I'm the crazy one

Maybe in six months, we'll see. Six months

Maybe not much better but better.

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but some day.

Maybe Toby from two years ago.

Maybe we weren't right together but it's weird

Maybe we'll get sent to anger management together.

Maybe we'll see the real Talla nasty

Maybe you just want someone to talk to.

Maybe... You need a place to crash for a couple of days.

Me?

Meet me in seven minutes for some one on one time

Message received loud and clear.

Metaphorically sixty nined Ew! Perverts

Mi what are you doing?

Miami Heat, actually. So

Mis

Misled by some reductionist

Modern marriages aren't built that way Men aren't built that way

Moneyball.

Month, day, year. I prefer it day, month, year

Morning, Stanley.

Morning.

Mose, get back here

Mose! Damn it Where did he go?

Most of it's irrelevant

Most of my writing involves the latter

Mr. and Mrs. Walter and Ellen Bernard!

Mr. California

Mr. James Halpert!

Mr. Ryan Howard!

Mr. Walter banes Bernard sr., please report to the stage.

Muscle groups the rest of us can't even fathom

Mwah.

My body has somehow become acclimated to Southern Italy.

My delts are blasted.

My first love is beet farming, but it's a young man's game.

My friend and I are new here in Tallahassee

My girlfriend's back and there's going to be trouble

My husband would tell you to go for it

My mind last night and I didn't perform

My pants fell down! I don't have a belt!

My pants fell down. What?

My Philip is crawling

My wireless password is eat, pray, love.

My wound hasn't healed yet. I'm so sorry I'm sorry.

Nah, come up and do something with me.

Nard dog.

Neither of you are to have any contact

Nellie

Nellie let me bobble ize him

Nellie was nice enough to give it to me

Nellie, does the "person" affected by this want us to help her

Nellie, wait

Never occurred to me before today.

Never.

News flash, if you didn't carry

Next, I'm going to set up my sister with Darryl.

Nice job, I think you got him.

Nice sweater Thank you

Nice to see you

Nice touch.

Nice, good word association

Nice. Hey, Halpert, anyone ever tell you you look like Wooly Willy?

Nine No, no, no not numbers. No

No burping, no slurping,

No matter how hard it gets for them

No matter how hard it gets for you... Kelly, seriously, I...

No need for parents, the governor will do

No offense, Oscar

No one said you must have two

No Stop saying "no."

No, baby girl. It would be messed up

No, Dwight! Give me the diaper Dwight!

No, guys, stop! You have to sell me cookies

No, he's not making this up. Thank you, Erin

No, I am Spartacus

No, I didn't lose weight but I started using my makeup

No, I do not.

No, I have never once experienced anything remotely like that.

No, I still want it to be a zebra.

No, I think it's probably better that I

No, I wasn't bitten

No, I'm certain you said, "basil."

No, it would cause me too much pain.

No, it's just a way to tell young people

No, it's not worth it? That's too bad

No, no

No, no That is not the deal

No, no, it's not Dunder Mifflin at all actually.

No, no, no

No, no, no see, this is what we're talking about

No, no, no, I think it was more like

No, no, no, no

No, no, no, no It's not worth it

No, no, no, no, no it's not me.

No, no, no, that's not fair What if Kevin wants to buy cookies from me?

No, no, no. Come on I think you guys are both happier now, right?

No, of course not.

No, okay. Try again

No, thank you

No, that's absolutely the case. I know, right?

No, that's not important Conference room, now.

No, the store is lovely

No, they're not transferable just 'cause I handed them to you.

No, unfortunately it's true

No, wait, no. I'm buying. I make the rules

No, we decided it was crazy not to worry about it

No, we settled in a much more rational place

No, we talked about not bringing them

No, you don't

No, you don't Clean the toilets

No, you hit the road, Jack

No, you should go for it. Mmm

No, you're good. Clean bill of health

No!

No! God, Mose. God

No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No.

No. Are you kidding? You were so sexy.

No. I am going to hold him because I haven't seen him all day.

No. I'm a rogue.

No. I'm sorry?

No. It will be consensual

No. My goodness. You have a lot going on.

No. No What?

No. No, no. Stanley? Stanley. Stanley?

No. No, we're sorry. Come on, let's go, Ravi

No. That's the problem

No. There's no way in hell I'm leaving.

No. Three month old humans don't do that

No. You're wrong.

No... Don't. Just put it out of your mind.

Nobody

Nobody knows how to drive in the rain

Nobody likes it but it's America's bloody moon

Nobody was there

Non churchgoing Christians.

Nope

Nope.

Nope. That was it

Not a thin man, mind you Relatively thin.

Not at all. Can we go?

Not Easy Rest

Not even a thing. Just please

Not good enough

Not if I do you first. Oh

Not only am I not a lowly janitor,

Nothing beats the cookie season That's the truth

Nothing is going to stop me That is the mark of a great man

Nothing?

Now carefully open the box

Now he's trying to get me to bring my children into work

Now is fine. No, no, no, I was here first.

Now let's take a look at the street view.

Now mine's broken Hang on.

Now people w think I'm doing hot girls all day

Now that is a great question, Stanley

Now we get to the bottom of Nellie's

Now, going out in the rain is all he wants to do

Now, if they wanted a garden party,

Now, if you'll excuse me I have a date with destiny

Now, she's one of the best we've ever known, okay?

Now, stated arrival time is 3:00 P.M.

Now, the goat package obviously has the most goats.

Now, we're actually closer to Binghamton than you are.

Now... I have written down my personal phone number.

Now... Why would I want that?

Obviously he wants us to obsess about it There's nothing in there

Obviously we'll figure out the logistics

Obviously... Mr. James Halpert!

Of a paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

Of an anger problem

Of course I am not interested in goats.

Of course they have.

Of leaving town once everyone's wise to us

Of moving all of this stuff out of here.

Of the junk mail on the eastern seaboard.

Of the people who went on the Florida trip

Of this project for the last half hour

Oh Oh!

Oh, and Andy lost his masculinity,

Oh, and have a burger for me

Oh, and Lloyd Gross too.

Oh, baby, telephone

Oh, boy Oh, Andy

Oh, can I check the employee handbook, Lloyd?

Oh, come on. What's the harm?

Oh, come on... Oh, no, no, no read it, please.

Oh, Darryl I heard about you

Oh, do you have an appointment?

Oh, do you want that dress in every size and every color?

Oh, get out, Skeleton Man

Oh, God

Oh, God, I'm Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride.

Oh, God, Jim! Oh! My appendix

Oh, God, Pam. Don't get me started.

Oh, God! Stop it! Stop it

Oh, great. Thank you

Oh, hey, how you doing? I'm Jim.

Oh, hey, instead of lunch do you feel like going shopping?

Oh, how the mediocre have fallen.

Oh, I bet you think it's all about core, huh?

Oh, I boiled some Gatorade

Oh, I definitely do

Oh, I missed you I missed you.

Oh, I thought you were going to bring the marmalade.

Oh, I wanna do a Spartacus.

Oh, it was the summer

Oh, let Dwight have his fun.

Oh, look at that

Oh, man, I'd have to sell beets.

Oh, man. I'm so sorry I forgot.

Oh, my God

Oh, my God So, thank you

Oh, my God, what are you thinking?

Oh, my God! Dwight, there

Oh, my God. Wait

Oh, my gosh thank you so much

Oh, my gosh. Thank you, Jim That's so thoughtful.

Oh, no

Oh, no. I'm not actually Jamaican

Oh, no. That's not this. Because that's in March

Oh, no. You don't

Oh, oh, my gosh!

Oh, oh. Okay.

Oh, please anyone can tie a knot

Oh, please, you're through

Oh, really?

Oh, she's counting again Look out.

Oh, so that's it? That's it

Oh, thank you No, no, no

Oh, that is lovely

Oh, that makes more sense.

Oh, that reminds me Little something from all of us.

Oh, that sounds great.

Oh, that's funny.

Oh, that's so sweet

Oh, the spring time thinks that it's the best

Oh, there we go

Oh, whoa, you sure?

Oh, wow. Funny.

Oh, yeah I'm talking triple digits

Oh, yeah Lumbar Buddy.

Oh, yeah, I was just tired

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes I just want to thank you

Oh, yes, it can

Oh, yes.

Oh, you get kicked

Oh, you know what? I don't want to throw a wrench into the works

Oh! Come on, Andy

Oh! Oh

Oh! What kind of tea is this?

Oh. No, I didn't know

Oh. Oh, I'll tell you what he does.

Oh. You know what you have to do to decide?

Okay

Okay ...C R A Z Y

Okay What are you doing?

Okay, 'cause three dots means to be continued four dots is a typo.

Okay, as you can see

Okay, cool. Thanks

Okay, don't be gross.

Okay, drinking game The count of three, take three sips

Okay, Dwight? Dwight? Dwight, Dwight, Dwight

Okay, everybody. 5:00. Work day's over

Okay, everyone

Okay, first of all they've mostly worked so

Okay, great, listen listen to me.

Okay, great. Suit yourself

Okay, here we go

Okay, here we go Yes, here we go.

Okay, hold on a second, folks

Okay, I guess the word is out

Okay, I think I can squeeze you in.

Okay, I would like to invite everyone into the conference room

Okay, I'd never heard that before

Okay, if you would like to take a seat, we can get started.

Okay, it happens to plenty of guys

Okay, it sounds sketchy, but it helps us get more money.

Okay, just calm down

Okay, just forget it then Forget it. Forget it?

Okay, now who do I ride to the kitchen like a pony?

Okay, oops! I deleted them all.

Okay, shall we take a few more?

Okay, so Actually, Andy

Okay, so the recipe says we need

Okay, stop. I could barely see I was very drunk

Okay, that's enough.

Okay, they're responsible for half

Okay, this is tough because Darryl,

Okay, we get it

Okay, well, maybe it's not warm enough in here

Okay, well, they're fine, they're adults

Okay, what are you deciding? We get a say.

Okay, yes I see the confusion

Okay, you look at me like you're adoring me

Okay, you're going to go through the hallway.

Okay? Calibrate

Okay? Just. You three. No

Okay? Okay

Okay? You understand?

Okay.

Okay. All right

Okay. All right, let's do it

Okay. Bye

Okay. Do you guys want

Okay. Do you guys want to be part of something huge?

Okay. I'm in love with Kelly

Okay. Let's just go back to watching

On what I've learned about this place.

Once again

Once again, it's show time

One Lengthen.

One day, the baby will grow up.

One mother * delicious moment.

One of Toby's eyes is getting smaller. So there's that

One order

One, a pot of marmalade.

One, two, three

Only one copy in the world...

Ooh! Hold on a second

Ooh! The plants are gonna love this. Yeah

Ooh.

Oopsie! Did somebody make a poopsie?

Opening another man's treasure and all. Wow

Operation Phoenix is a go Just get the car ready

Oprah Winfrey's Leadership Academy

Or at least it's not done yet.

Or chess club?

Or did it walk away smug self assured?

Or do you also have a monopoly on thirst?

Or does anyone else have any remarkable erections they'd like to share?

Or have them sing that song that the frog does in Looney Tunes.

Or is it important to have an Asian fetish?

Or most of your operations are pretty much down in Florida,

Or the day after that, but I do know that right here, right now

Or we will be forced to send it to collections.

Or written language that would be compelling

Or, I guess, last night.

Order reference number 00983 126

Oscar thinks having a dog is just like having a baby.

Ouch! That's got to hurt

Our biggest attraction is our 200 hundred year old mattresses.

Our new regional manager?

Our sex life is none of anyone's business

P.P. Halpert!

Packer is trying to bed Nellie for the V.P. job, unless I do it first.

Paid

Pam, Pam. You've completely bungled this!

Pam, we need to get to the bottom of this

Pam, what is your address?

Pam, when's the last time you lived so intensely

Perhaps your year of experience

Phew! Wow. It is raining cats and dogs out there.

Philip is the name that we're using.

Philip?

PHYLLIS I actually sleep better when it's raining

Phyllis says J. Duffy's might be more our speed

Phyllis says the same 12 clichÃ©s every time it rains

Phyllis, this rain, does it make you want to be doing something?

Pick yourself up

Play it cool, man She'll come around

Please

Please give me something

Please keep this a secret but yes, I've been talking with Andy.

Please leave her alone

Please stop. Okay?

Pleasure

Plus I was definitely not my normal sexy self

Plus, I've got a secret weapon.

Pong

Positive I was never coming back

Predetermined many years ago.

Probably submit them for competitions

Processed And delivered.

Protein powder, huh?

Pull the poop out of the toilets

Put me down for one box Don't care what it is. Dealer's choice.

Put me in, babe

Put some ice on it

Put your forehead near mine and see if you can read my thoughts.

Put your pencils down, and bring 'em back up

Quick phone call from you guys.

Quick wit. Thank you

R r Robert Califor r r rnia!

Race had nothing to do with it.

Ravi makes me incredibly happy

Ravi, our amazing paediatrician,

Ravi's hotter

Read through the pain. Be strong

Ready? Go, go!

Really?

Really? That's

Reduced him to a mere ant

Remember how it felt when he cheated on you, though?

Remember your manners, and have a wonderful time.

Remember? No

Remember? You said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton

Right here.

Right now I think all your operations

Right now? Yes

Right, it feels strange.

Right? Yeah

Right. Let's begin then

Robert California.

Robert doesn't talk like that.

Robert is going off the rails,

Robert is going to veto the Sabre store

Robert sent me to take over if Pam fails.

Robert, I'm going to win! Ha ha! I'm the gentleman Suck it!

Robert!

Robert! Race you to the clubhouse Gentleman's bet!

Robert...

Robert... Is... A filthy beast.

Robert's here? Look at us.

Rosebud didn't explain why he was how he was.

Rosebud?

Ryan

Ryan can never know

Ryan keeps up with all the latest technology trends

Ryan, just stop making a scene in front of all my friends

Ryan, why didn't you tell me?

Sandwiches were dry.

Say "power of three.'

Say what?

Say what? Good to go!

Schrute farms is very easy to find.

Second best Bananas Foster I've ever had.

Second line! "He is a drifter out to sea."

See how papa takes care of you?

See that ducky?

See that smile

See you all there at 3:00 P.M., Connecticut casual,

See you next year, sport

See, that wasn't so hard

See? Yes, thank you, sister

Send the minimum payment of $448 by Monday

Sexual innuendo not intentional.

Sexuality is a spectrum

Shallow end, deep end He does it all

Shame

Shame, though. I did like Dwight

Shaping a company is in essence

She don't want to turn around. Thank you

She just always has to copy anything I do!

She's going to give it to me as I'm giving it to her tonight

She's got a boyfriend

She's like an addict, and I just had to get her clean.

She's sweet I just wish there was pockets

She's the queen of the whole frigging magilla.

Shh.

Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up, liar

Shut your beautiful, beautiful mouth. Please

Silence

Similar to training a geisha.

Since apparently she's not coming back

Since I met you it's like night and day

Since the last time we were broken up

Sir, could you look into the camera?

Sir, I need to be able to feed all of the guests.

Sir. Up here

Small, bigger, biggest

So busy at the store today Really good cheese nibbles

So come on, guys let's get in the conference room.

So congratulations on that.

So cute

So for the next three years I'll be traveling overseas,

So he can fight crime as a man

So hire me back, that business is yours.

So how was the drive in?

So I get to kick you now

So I guess I just have to decide

So I need you to show her your utmost respect

So I'll keep you posted on that.

So I'm selling cookies for her

So if you would just give him his office

So if you'd just like to take a seat, Andy

So just...

So let's just call it compulsory

So poorly timed.

So read with caution

So smug. Like he thought it was funny. Like this

So sorry. I forgot that thing.

So the man you want is Dwight Schrute.

So the shift back

So they planted their flag,

So we saw the new billboard.

So we're gonna hold out for that.

So we're not going to be a part of Sabre anymore?

So we've typed in the address.

So what would you do if you weren't selling paper?

So you all work with Andy?

So you really think she's going to

So, he's alive?

So, how amazing would it be

So, I find it best to recuse myself temporarily

So, I promised everyone that if she says them all by noon today,

So, is there anything else you want to say?

So, Nellie wanted to have a meeting on impotence.

So...

So... We're still on the same team.

So... What do you make of this Robert California guy?

Some African, some Asian, but mainly Eastern European women

Some bizarre energy in this place today.

Some of these images are going to be hard to shake

Some of you know that we have an Internet star in our midst.

Somebody defaced the billboards we just put out

Somebody left in such a hurry this morning

Someone to talk to

Someone's into my abs

Something interesting is happening here

Something much more important. What?

Something to do with eggplant

Sometimes I get so bored I just wanna scream

Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum,

Sorry

Sorry about that everybody.

Sorry, just to be clear, you're saying do not shake the baby?

Sorry, man, I can't focus on zingers.

Sorry, no waffles

Sounds good I'm gonna do you

Sounds like you're trying to hit on my girlfriend

Special projects manager That's my background.

Speed set! One!

Stand back

Stanley Hudson, and his mistress Cynthia!

Stanley No. Mmm mmm

Stanley, back me up

Stanley. All right. Hey

Stanley's very upset that we're leaving Florida

State line is the dividing line.

Stay off of the web. Thank you

Stay out of my State.

Stay there, do your dishes, go ahead.

Stop it! Oh, my gosh! That burns! What is that?

Stop protecting me! I'm a man! I can protect myself

Stop saying my name

Stop that, stop it

Stress just makes it worse

Stressed, but to be fair it was a tense situation

Such a chorus girl

Sure Okay, thanks.

Sure.

Sure. But first, there is something

Table leg, Jim's leg.

Take a man's job, but leave him his balls

Take another shower I don't care. Okay.

Take them yourself

Talla nasty. Very clever

Technically for Robert California.

Tell me about it

Tell me where he is

Tell you what, I'll email you the story

Telling them exactly what I thought of them

Terrific

Than a single mother.

Than with an ad campaign?

Thank you

Thank you for coming to my meeting

Thank you, Biggie

Thank you.

Thank you. For someone who actually noticed this

Thank you. Good

Thank you. I know that I haven't always treated you

Thank you. I'm... So stupid.

Thank you. Wait, wait

Thanks

Thanks so much, Earl.

Thanks, Darryl Okay, great

Thanks, Oscar.

That doesn't mean anything Kevin, do you want to buy cookies from me?

That gas must've cost a pretty penny, huh?

That his friend might be taking the ticket,

That I live my life by.

That I prefer Ravi, and again I've never even met the guy.

That I saw a bedbug in my room.

That I would one day name my son after.

That I'm only attracted to Ravi

That is a huge client.

That is not true, either

That is where we disagree

That means you will be my first customer

That school of thought Let's just agree to disagree.

That she forgot...

That sounds lovely

That they were shooting family portraits right here

That this conversation among friends is the true treasure.

That was a fine branch.

That was never on the table.

That was stupid.

That was the best thing I've ever seen

That wasn't even my worst sales call.

That we'll break up within the week

That would actually be cool I'd love for you to meet some of the guys

That would be... I can't Can you believe this?

That would have let you tell her that without ever going to Florida.

That would keep you from helping me.

That you look like the world's tallest hobbit

That you'd be proud of me.

That you're a manager of some rinky dink branch

That your brain literally couldn't hold the memories in?

That's a bedbug. Yeah

That's a hobby. Unless it's for food

That's a stupid game I got a great drinking game Okay?

That's a stupid question.

That's a terrible password

That's about it, yeah

That's all I know

That's also total... Everyone please relax

That's because you didn't bring a jacket.

That's crazy.

That's great Pretty good.

That's it, last one

That's it? Oh, that's great.

That's it? Yeah. Well, okay

That's just a verb

That's like a five second delay.

That's Lloyd.

That's messed up

That's my favorite part about toasts.

That's not bad, is it?

That's not going to work Okay, yeah, okay

That's not what I was gonna ask

That's regular text talk

That's right Your little finger

That's so good

That's so weird. There's something wrong with my laptop

That's some pretty blatant complimenting you're doing there, man

That's the way it's always been.

That's two sleep schedules, two naps that don't coincide

That's two things

That's very gracious of you, Bob

That's what I'm talking about By Albanians

The best salesman in this office?

The branch closed.

The burn is where I live.

The butt, in his butt.

The coconut's pretty subtle

The cowgirl has chosen her saddle

The food

The game was lame and now he's lame from the kick.

The General Assembly's like a mom and a dad

The Heat game It's just a game.

The high end event hosting industry for some time,

The light went off just as I said the light went on

The more honor is bestowed upon everyone present."

The most important thing to remember is do not stress about this

The Office continues right now.

The one thing a bedbug thrives on is heat and carbon dioxide

The one with like 20 dongs on it.

The pewter package has the least amount of goats.

The point is, they never had to worry about how they got ahead.

The rain would make me want to stay at home,

The real skill is in untying it

The reciprocity.

The rest of the time?

The Sabre store would work

The salesmen have a commission cap,

The senator is grossed out.

The society that would mold this idiotic creature

The state of Pennsylvania is watching over you

The two must harmonize.

The vice president of Sabre Retail, Mister Todd Packer

The wants and needs of the thick man

The warehouse guys pee there all the time

The way that you for whatever reason

The world just needs more Pam Jim DNA Thank you, no.

Theater A waste of time.

Their own children

Then I thought, "What's even more precious to people than muffins?"

Then I would date the hell out of me

Then we have to make an exception for the water guy,

Then you know what? I'm going to just have to run right through you

Then, the basil will be fine.

There are four tenets of pilates

There he is.

There it is. Thank you

There you go

There you go I will see you in seven

There you go Okay.

There you go, boys.

There's a big client in play.

There's a brighter future ahead

There's a call for you on line one.

There's a grill in the warehouse I could bring.

There's a lot coming up right now all at once

There's a very interesting article I can email to you

There's actually not a rule that says that.

There's also a lullaby they used to sing to me when I was growing up.

There's an official announcement A few details...

There's no benefit in questioning

There's no rule.

There's nothing harder than taking care of a boat

There's so much more to it than that.

There's this thing that people tend to do with billboards.

There's too many potential clients.

These are the tenets p was brought up with, and they have served me well.

They could throw one themselves.

They did not

They don't know what they are.

They don't make these cords in boot cut anymore!

They don't warn you when the cameras are driving by.

They just had to put food on the table and not alter the past

They might think we're drag queens

They threw one for my baby brother.

They want a decision who gets the big client.

They were farmers, and before that, hunters,

They'd flex them all night at the discotheque.

They're all deleted.

They're cheap, they're unintuitive

They're mean, but they're incisive

They're New York. We're New York.

They're testing it now

They've lost so many years of crucial education

Things are looking up.

Things are really bad under Robert California, I guess.

This branch. I'm the regional manager.

This dumb rule Robert made.

This ends now This is dangerous.

This is a tan spot.

This is Andrew Bernard.

This is Annie from Second Nests.

This is for the best I never understood that corporate mess

This is fun A lot of fun.

This is getting more and more delicious by the minute.

This is great, excuse me

This is how it works.

This is just a This American Life I think I heard

This is just the NBA professional.

This is MasterCard.

This is misdirected anger and I'm sorry!

This is not a picnic, Phyllis. It's a garden party.

This is not funny, man. Let me down.

This is the last time I'll ever see Dwight.

This is what I was trying to tell you.

This may be wrong but there's a limit

This meeting is not about any one person in particular

This old thing. Man, I don't even

This poem would crush you.

This problem was until Bob explained it to me

This psychopath keeps barging into my office

This right here. No

This was to impress Robert California?

Thornwood Wholesalers

Those are from our weekend at the time share.

Though troubling that your first instinct is thievery

Thought you checked my Tumblr

Three, two, one

Through the young Tae storylines.

Thunder slam

Time's almost up. How many are left? Just one.

Tip top shape

To How do I put this Steal from the company.

To a cause that's very dear to me

To bring this afternoon.

To buy Dunder Mifflin back from Sabre

To celebrate my brother's promotion.

To contour my face to look skinnier.

To get a sample of my baby's DNA

To give him all their business

To have the easiest job in the universe.

To hear a poem straight from Ryan's soul?

To him as a child that he missed.

To know the same thing, right?

To leave us without a receptionist?

To perfecting their bodies

To perform sexually last night.

To Philip Halpert.

To Philip.

To prove he's the father

To Robert California!

To Robert California.

To Robert!

To Robert.

To stay as far away from this clown show as possible.

To thank you all for coming,

To the first person to walk in the door.

To the power of two To the power of two

To the U.S. Military

To what I will do for my child.

To work in a... Phallic shape,

Toasts are great.

Toby, doesn't HR have some rules

Today will not be his day

Told you

Tonight, we're staying late to service the accounts

Totally crazy. Puts me in an insane asylum just thinking about it.

Totally swept her off her feet. Right? Yeah.

Traffic clears. No, next Friday

Trick! There's no such thing It's not even a real English duo

Try holding the putter you know, with your wrists here,

Tuna! Right?

Turn around Turn around

Turn around, walk out that door

Two Elongate.

Two!

Ugh

Ugh, please don't. Not a barbecue.

Ugh. We're gonna have one of those crazy nights aren't we?

Uh uh. Leave us alone

Uh, cherries jubilee over homemade gelato

Uh, I think you're gonna need to have an Asian fetish

Uh, setting was a little strange.

Uh, something like...

Uh, yeah, we don't have too long.

Uh, yeah. We are sexing it up tonight. I don't care what you say

Uh, yes, that time that it was very late

Uh.

Uh...

Uh... Yeah, I'm just watching basketball

Um, actually, it's for your own good I think we should...

Um, also, little tip, never shake the baby

Um, cheeseburger?

Um, it'd be weird if the boss man

Um... I'm in the middle of a piano lesson.

Um... Yes. Definitely.

Um... You dropped your cell phone.

Unbelievable

Unbelievable! Unbelievable

Unless you adopted of course.

Unstoppability

Until I have figured out how to divide things up.

Until I've had a chance to make love

Very funny, Jim.

Waffle?

Wait he's going to kill the store and he's going to fire me?

Wait until you have two

Wait, do you want to borrow money? Listen to me

Wait, I can't get fired I'm an institution.

Wait, it's not DM Utica, is it?

Wait, no? Are you kidding me?

Wait, the numbers

Wait, this is why I exercise like a fiend

Wait, wait, wait, wait Bedbugs?

Wait.

Wait. C R A Z

Wait. Uh

Wait. You don't even care about nationals.

Wanted to talk to all of you guys about importance

Wanted us to realize

Was asking us if we knew any girls

Washington Monument Okay

Washington street.

Water the plants.

Watson Carpet & Tile

Way to mock us for perfecting our bodies.

We are a regular Archibald and his man George

We are good to go

We both were Yeah.

We could be roommates Really?

We could get a dog we could go to R rated movies

We decided that there's no way Dwight would harm a child

We do nothing.

We get them. We already put a call into them, Robert.

We got it?

We gotta find it before it eggs.

We had had sex so many times already I was exhausted

We have plenty

We have theater tickets.

We just wanted to stop by and say hi

We knew. Ryan told us

We live in amazing times

We managed to fill 40 hours, somehow

We met at the store launch.

We need you to make a decision.

We really should be leaving.

We sit in our offices and demand,

We sure would love to see them

We took this one right before we got in that huge fight

We wait

We won't be doing this in six months.

We'll all laugh about this incident.

We'll be stuck between floors for hours.

We'll find another receptionist

We'll just chalk it up to cultural bias.

We'll talk.

We're not children.

We're your friends, Andy

We've been hearing so much about

We've experienced it

Wearing those little booties you got us?

Webcams make me look the way I look in my fantasies.

Welcome to the world, Philip lipton!

Well

Well he's got a Prius

Well that that is what you want then, the marmalade?

Well, a lot of people would say that I'm a better match for Kelly than Ravi is

Well, Andy, I'm not coming back

Well, Andy, it's been fun

Well, Bobby, get accustomed to it

Well, but it's Just calibrate.

Well, count yourself lucky

Well, does it say anything about me choking a man

Well, he's Florida's problem now

Well, I don't want any soup

Well, I gave him a chance.

Well, I haven't seen anything

Well, I tried. You saw it So, it's on the record.

Well, I updated it

Well, I'll know

Well, I've got to try it I wouldn't

Well, it's good to see Kelly is maturing.

Well, it's not like we can't do it again when Whenever you're ready.

Well, Jim, I just want to say that we haven't always gotten along

Well, Mister Ball it's been a pleasure Now, give my regards to he

Well, Nellie picked up the slack around here

Well, okay. Well, great to meet you

Well, saddles

Well, she's sitting there like a manager

Well, thank you this is very helpful feedback

Well, that's how I played it in college

Well, that's your opinion and it's her opinion, but it's not my opinion

Well, the issue that concerned me

Well, the way you said it made it sound like he was dead

Well, then you have to call me by my name Gabriel Susan Lewis

Well, there's only one way to solve that

Well, they can wait

Well, this is not going to be quite as delicious as I wanted

Well, this loser just got your biggest client

Well, today might be kind of tough, Irene

Well, we have a number of birthday packages.

Well, well, well, Senator Lipton. Welcome

Well, you can't say no

Well, you clearly want the marmalade.

Well, you must be the famous Nellie Bertram I've been hearing all about

Well, you're... Up you get, then

Well... Technically for Andy.

Wha what is this supposed to be?

What what is this about, uh, Binghamton?

What a surprise you're here in Scranton.

What about The Dead Poets Society?\ Much better movie

What about you?

What are they doing?

What are you doing here? I thought I got rid of you.

What are you doing there, buddy?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? I'm just trying to.

What are you doing? No, no, no, no!

What are you doing? Stop that, Dwight

What are you going to see?

What are you guys talking about?

What are you... Come on

What baffles me is how you could take a perfectly good idea

What better way to announce our new, slightly lower prices

What do we do now?

What do you like about Ryan?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? I'm out. So is Toby.

What do you think about that? See?

What do you think you would do well?

What do you want from me?

What does gas cost down there?

What flavor is that?

What happened to Old Salty?

What happened?

What happens if you're the hunchback?

What happens when we're done chewing?

What if she were kidnapped by a gang of Albanian human traffickers?

What is the dress code on this?

What is your problem?

What the hell's all this?

What the problem is Erin doesn't even like sex

What the situation calls for

What was that display?

What were you thinking?

What you don't... Hey

What, why? Hi, honey. What... How are you doing?

What?

What? Get your movie rankings right, dude.

What? Honey, we talked about this.

What? How?

What? I think they'd be good together. Really?

What? I thought I heard my name. What?

What? It's true

What? Jim

What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no You have to come now.

What? Not now. I'm busy

What? That's a joke, right? You see the way she's all over me.

What? What am I gonna do? I don't

What? What?

What? Your stylist ran out of messy spray?

What's a skinny guy like Toby know about cookies?

What's going on?

What's in it for G.S.L.?

What's it called? Um

What's number one?

What's that?

What's the deal with this guy? He's really into Kelly, huh?

What's the reason, Andy? What's the reason?

What's the word? It's not "bittersweet.'

What's this?

What's up, man? I'm Darryl

What's up?

Whatever you do, do not blame Todd Packer

Whatever you need Anytime, night or day

When can I introduce you to my grandson? He's a wonderful swimmer

When do you start feeling it kick?

When eating, take small bites and chew thoroughly

When I finally did give in I would go crazy on myself

When I first started selling cookies, he was a relatively thin man

When I jump into the bed you are gonna

When I see him start to get mad,

When I showed up here there was no manager

When I was younger What? What's he doing?

When I was your age, I had to choose between a Ryan and a Rav

When the player comes into the coach's office

When the team left for Tallahassee

When you guys do that whole "power of two" shebang

When you lost the manager job Yes?

Whenever you get a chance

Where are we going?

Where did you see it? In the bed

Where do you get off crossing State lines?

Where is he? Where is he?

Where the hell is he? I cannot do this without him

Where we would go out to dinner

Where's the Advil, Jim?

Where's the bug? Awesome

Whether you like it or not

Which is important in its own way

Which is impossible

Which is obviously what he would want us to think,

Which is why I'm giving you a key to my house.

Which of those is more important to me

Which one did you see?

Which one's that guy?

Which the great Jo Bennett rightfully signed off on

Which time?

Which, as a matter of fact, they did last week.

While I was journaling,

While you were trolling the Florida beaches for ta

Who am I going to call?

Who cares?

Who cares? That's fine

Who do you think is really

Who doesn't back down from anybody

Who has led us to such a profitable quarter.

Who I promised as a child,

Who is it?

Who is ready for dinner?

Who show great promise

Who the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute?

Who would put a poison dart Well, I mean, I don't know that it's poisoned

Who's due even sooner.

Who's the strongest?

Whoa

Whoa.

Whoever has the least buttons is the hunchback.

Whoever has the most seeds is the king

Whoever heard of an old beet farmer?

Why a person became the way they are.

Why are you talking to Stanley's mistress?

Why can't we just do whatever movie we want?

Why can't you sell it at your church or barbershop?

Why did Binghamton close?

Why did they add coconut? I miss original.

Why didn't you just say

Why do you keep reading that garden party book?

Why don't I help you now?

Why don't we split the order? It's only fair

Why don't you clean the carpets for today?

Why don't you come in?

Why don't you come up and join us?

Why don't you just take estrogen?

Why don't you list the things

Why don't you take a seat, idiot?

Why don't you take all your stupid memos?

Why haven't I heard of you? You got any references?

Why is it when other people spend all their time

Why this is a dilemma for you

Why this particular decision seems...

Why would Erin confide in me that she's staying here in Florida

Why would you close Binghamton down

Why would you spend so much time

Why you would even ask or were going to ask

Why?

Will you just let me tell you one thing, please?

Will you roll those dice with me?

Win at all costs. Don't respect women.

Wined and dined and sixty nined

With a two person nuclear family

With all those beauty products Bye

With Bob

With either Prestige or any other Binghamton client

With Kelly Kapoor

With my bare hands?

With Robert and everything.

With the dots

With the fingernails

With you

With your mouth closed.

With your own brand new Dunder Mifflin jerseys?

Without a transition plan in place?

Would if I could and I can so I will

Would you like to buy some cookies?

Would you like to get a cocktail?

Wouldn't want to be a Sabre employee right about now.

Wow, okay. I'll remember you said that

Wow, simultaneous sale.

Wow, you look great. Did you lose some weight?

Wow. From janitor to manager?

Wow. Oh What are we talking about?

Wow. When you put it that way, I guess it does sound pretty terrible

Yay, Robert!

Yeah

Yeah That's true

Yeah Yeah.

Yeah, and we're not interested in your sour g****s, okay?

Yeah, but I'm just worried

Yeah, but my friend Jim would tell you to play it cool

Yeah, but you do a lot, so just don't.

Yeah, Dwight

Yeah, hello?

Yeah, I can make you a list.

Yeah, I don't know why you picked names that were also guys' names

Yeah, I know

Yeah, I know I screwed up

Yeah, I know, Oscar. We all are. But nobody's going to open it

Yeah, I remember that

Yeah, I'll say something.

Yeah, I'm glad you said something Me, too

Yeah, it is, actually

Yeah, it's either taping or calling.

Yeah, it's free returns

Yeah, it's just a picnic.

Yeah, Jim.

Yeah, just keep your eye on Dwight Okay, yeah

Yeah, man, he's absolutely gorgeous

Yeah, of course. Yeah.

Yeah, okay, so what? You buy 40 boxes?

Yeah, Oscar, you've shown me this.

Yeah, sorry

Yeah, that'd be cool. Thanks

Yeah, that's awesome That's great

Yeah, the crazy thing about that is, um...

Yeah, the fractional ownership property

Yeah, the Syracuse branch can't be happy

Yeah, they're really great together

Yeah, what's the first best?

Yeah, what's the reason?

Yeah, whoa, who's the sausage?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you

Yeah? Pretty cool, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah. Because Kelly is Indian and Oh, that's it

Yeah. Get it out there Yeah, Jim.

Yeah. I don't get emotional a lot but that was...

Yeah. I have my dignity, too

Yeah. I know it's not a big deal.

Yeah. Okay!

Yeah. So I'm hoping to identify some truly exceptional women

Yeah. That was him on the phone He sounds wonderful.

Yeah. They keep them on, 'cause it's

Yep

Yep, one Death by Chocolate one Bananas Foster.

Yes, and then we decided that was crazy.

Yes, but don't say anything, okay?

Yes, Darryl?

Yes, hello. Nice to meet you.

Yes, I am

Yes, I am sure

Yes, of course if she's taken.

Yes, of course we could have just

Yes, this is, too, tan

Yes, this man.

Yes, yes, yes!

Yes, you may tell me one thing Great

Yes! The conference room is set up.

Yes?

Yes. I can. Uh

Yes. My pretty hardest

Yes. Nice. Perfect

Yes. Right this way

You again? Gosh, I keep throwing you away you keep flying back

You all right?

You are clean. Okay

You are most welcome

You are not the manager I earned that job!

You are over the limit.

You call this anytime.

You came to the exact right person for this.

You can check the employee handbook.

You can have Sales the Annex, Creed and I don't know.

You can watch, not watch whatever you wanna do.

You can't call a meeting, so

You can't claim territories This is the only place I interact with people

You can't do that

You can't dock my pay

You can't stay here this place is a biohazard

You can't triple toast somebody!

You can't trust him to understand

You come with me We're gonna get you that waffle

You created a wonderful space to showcase our product line

You cut it with water?

You didn't call

You do the same thing with your baby.

You doing good? Oh, yeah

You don't come in yet.

You don't even know my real name.

You don't need a reason to throw a garden party any more than

You don't need to

You don't need to go

You don't say? Yeah.

You don't want to hear the other one?

You forgot one

You guys we've gone over this there is no treasure

You guys, we're not gonna settle anything this way.

You have doubles of this one, I could probably just take one

You have to give me your car.

You have to mold not merely the physical form,

You have to stop Dwight from doing this.

You hit her? What?

You just stop on by.

You know I've been talking to David Wallace

You know my rectal electro ejaculator is rated for bovine use only

You know the difference between a crying baby and a manager?

You know the only thing more delicious than your feet

You know the roads are actually the slickest in the first half hour?

You know what this is about.

You know what, I can probably park it myself.

You know what? It's your first time we'll split the office

You know what? Maybe they just ate

You know what? That is a great idea

You know what? Walter Jr. is here.

You know what? You might want to get to the airport.

You know, I trained as one.

You know, like, aren't some things just so nice and cozy in the rain?

You know, my office got a call

You know, the marmalade sounds great.

You know, your partner's got a lotta attitude.

You know. Just bring back those bottles!

You live well down here in PA.

You look like Ed Harris

You love marmalade?

You make sure that Packer does not sleep with Nellie.

You may not cancel his soul

You mean like in Fast And Furious?

You mean so much to me

You mean to tell me no one wanted

You might want to be careful

You must be doing real good since you're * my girlfriend.

You need a reason to throw a birthday party.

You need to make them do things for you and buy you things

You never update it

You okay, Robert?

You once put me on a list of the losers in the office

You people say I led you.

You promised

You ready? There you go

You really want Packer as your boss?

You remember in the movie Rudy,

You said you were running the company.

You sang better and you danced better

You see, Kelly? Our love scares them

You should get this lumbar support cushion thing my dad has

You should move down here with me Yeah?

You sit right here one time.

You think people are going to buy cookies from my chubby daughter?

You think she invented "Talla nasty"?

You think you're excited? You should feel my nipples

You told me there was a rule.

You two better watch yourselves.

You type in your password

You video chat. All right

You wanna see a picture of me trapped under a tree?

You wanna see a picture of Philip

You wanna start a street fight with me,

You wanna watch the game with us? We're watching a game

You want me to drive to your house if I need paper.

You want the same as last year?

You want to do something for my own good?

You want to toast the man who led you to success.

You were being really bratty about

You were so annoyed that I was taking that picture

You would? Yeah.

You'd better put a lollipop in the other.

You'd done differently to avoid cankles?

You'd have to be insane

You'd spin off right I'd spin off

You'd still have kids

You're a grown man.

You're better than this

You're blackmailing me.

You're both adults I'm sure you can

You're dirty, you stink of booze, you're limping inexplicably

You're getting hypno thigh zed.

You're going to have to jump through some hoops

You're going to wait here?

You're in great shape A lot better shape than I am tell you what.

You're like an Amish return stick

You're new to the game. You learned a lesson today

You're not talking triple digits?

You're not the least bit curious

You're single. Plenty of girls to date, right?

You're taking New York clients.

You've been terrific in your interim capacity

You've got half a million of these?

You've probably gone too far.

You've seen it, right?

Your pranks have never worked in the past

50?

1434 967, paid

♪ saying I love you ♪ You know, just give it

A pan, uh No, no, no, no, no, kid,

Andrew. I know.

Andy Bernard. You got a minute?

Are you sure? Yeah.

Argh! I love the burn.

Cheers. Cheers.

Dwight! Come on, let's go!

Give me a cup of coffee. Me too.

Good, we have a deal? Thanks, Janet.

Harry. So...

Here here. Yes.

Hey. Hmm?

Hit the Nos. Are you sure?

Hit the Nos. Nos?

Hmm. Hey.

I don't need your help. Okay.

I mean, the man talks of nothing but sex.

I stole Nellie's phone. Excellent. Excellent.

I want it, it's mine. Prestige is ours.

I'll stall him. Go! God!

In the fridge. No, Jim.

It's a finicky car. Get out of your car.

It's just business. Ah, well.

It's simpler this way. It's really not.

It's too high. Yeah? Right?

It's... Big Red Paper Company. Big Red Paper Company?

Just give it to me. Yeah.

Keys, forgot my keys. Stop forgetting things.

Let me get these. No.

Make a decision. I have decided.

Nice to meet you too. Pleasure.

No, I will not. You've just got me started.

No, no, no! No, come on.

No. Hell no.

off the pan before it dries. Oh, for God

Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

Oh! Yeah.

Oh! Gosh. Yep.

Oh. Ah!

on the Tylenol Oh. Sorry, not Jim.

Prestige Direct Mail Solutions Don't listen to him.

Robert California.

She wishes. No, no, no, no, no.

Shopaholic. Sounds like it.

Six months. Oh, God.

Sorry. Please hang up and try aga

That's a little tricky. Okay.

That's true. That's true.

There we go. Okay.

These. Oh.

Uh huh. Which is the best part.

Um, I am a little busy. Yes.

Used to be Binghamton's Nope.

Walter Jr.'s choice. Oh, there he is.

Welcome. Thank you.

Well, how about one of our classic father son duets?

What are you talking about? Just run! Take the stairs!

What? Bronard.

What? Is that him?

What? Yeah!

What's going on? Mr. Ramish.

With your hair Oh!

Wonderful. And the answer...

Yeah. Oh, please.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely have Nos.

Yes! What do you want to do?

Yes. Brace yourself.

Yes. Pam made a drawing of Lloyd

You don't need my help? Here, here...

...did it affect you outside of the office?

...had

...pep talk

...sometimes fall off

'cause he's not afraid to kill children

'Cause I could just be anyone.

'Cause I was gonna do a Spartacus.

'Course.

"'Tis mightiest in the mightiest.'

"A proper courtly dance sets the tone

"And when the Indian Ocean calms one speck of white remains

"are you sure you want to continue?'

"because he did a bad job so I'm definitely going to yell at him."

"but if I did it would blow your mind dot, dot, dot, dot, dot."

"Chapter four, one of the host's most important duties

"Chapter nine, the tableau vivant is not only welcome,

"Chapter two, announcing guests as they enter

"Dwight. V.P. Dwight. V.P.'

"Getting my fry on.'

"I got too much ice cream you want some?"

"I liked him, but I don't anymore

"I want this and that, right now,"

"I'm not playing without Rudy.'

"in waters cold and Kelly green.'

"is as dance master.

"is height of decorum.

"It blesseth he who gives and he who takes.

"It dropeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath."

"Kapoor and Ka desperate he watches.'

"Kelly, that would be the color of our children.'

"Kevin can't come to the phone right now because he's busy with us.'

"Oh, I bet it's pizza or tacos or something stupid."No

"Oh, what's more important Dwight's question figure out who's the V.P

"Sexual innuendo not intentional!"

"The moon is huge tonight.'

"The more volume displayed,

"The quality of mercy is not strained.'

"This weather makes me want to stay at home, curled up with a good book.'

"yes, yes, yes, yes. Never."

"You're about to close four tabs,

"You're crap. You're wonderful.'

"You're such a great friend dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.'

"You're such a great friend.'

♪ ♪

♪ and do unto others ♪

♪ and may sunshine and happiness ♪

♪ and may you grow to be proud ♪

♪ as you'd have done to you ♪

♪ dignified and true ♪

♪ down every road you should roam ♪

♪ I want to hear from you ♪

♪ if my heart was torn in two ♪

♪ is all you have to do to make it real ♪

♪ is not the words ♪

♪ it's not that I want you ♪

♪ may the good lord be with you ♪

♪ more than words ♪

♪ not to say but if you only knew ♪

♪ Saying I love ♪

♪ Saying I love you ♪

♪ Saying I love you, is not the words ♪

♪ surround you when you're far from home ♪

♪ what would you do ♪

3... 2... 1. We got it. Go!

The Office - Season 8
The Office - Season 8, a television show which aired in the year 2011, continues to captivate viewers with its hilarious and unique take on the world of corporate America. Set in the fictional Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, this beloved comedy series is filled with quirky characters, memorable moments, and laugh-out-loud situations. The cast of The Office - Season 8 is a talented ensemble that brings each character to life with impeccable comedic timing. The main cast includes Steve Carell as Michael Scott, the bumbling and well-intentioned regional manager. Rainn Wilson portrays the eccentric and socially awkward Assistant Regional Manager, Dwight Schrute. John Krasinski plays the charming salesman, Jim Halpert, while Jenna Fischer brings warmth and wit to the role of receptionist Pam Beesly. Other notable cast members include Ellie Kemper as the endearingly naive receptionist, Erin Hannon, and Ed Helms as the constantly bumbling and eager-to-please salesman, Andy Bernard. Mindy Kaling portrays the vivacious and fashion-forward customer service representative, Kelly Kapoor, and Craig Robinson brings his soulful humor to the role of warehouse worker Darryl Philbin. The plot of Season 8 delves into the aftermath of Michael Scott's departure from Dunder Mifflin, leaving the Scranton branch in a state of disarray. New characters and storylines emerge as the office adjusts to their new reality and the search for a new branch manager begins. The comedic conflicts and humorous misunderstandings that ensue keep viewers entertained throughout the entire season. Filled with quotable lines, heartfelt moments, and unforgettable pranks, The Office - Season 8 offers a unique blend of comedy and sincerity that has resonated with audiences worldwide. The show expertly balances humor with exploring the absurdities of everyday office life, making it a relatable and timeless watch for all. As a fan of The Office - Season 8, you can now immerse yourself in the world of Dunder Mifflin by playing and downloading the sounds that have become synonymous with the show's charm and humor. Whether it's Michael Scott's infamous "That's what she said!" or Dwight Schrute's comically enthusiastic "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!", these sounds will transport you back to the hilarious and unforgettable moments of the show. Just visit our website to access a range of sounds from Season 8, including memorable quotes, theme music, and hilarious sound effects. These sounds can be easily downloaded or played directly from the website, allowing you to relive your favorite moments from The Office - Season 8 whenever you want. So don't miss this opportunity to add a touch of Dunder Mifflin to your everyday life. Play and download the sounds of The Office - Season 8 now and let the laughter continue!
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