The Brady Bunch - Season 5 Edit

A AND A REAL FATHER AND A REAL MOTHER.

A AND WEAR THE SAME AS ME.

A APIECE. MMM HMM.

A BABY! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

A BABY?

A BABY? ARE YOU SURE?

A BOTTLE OF NEAT AND NATURAL HAIR TONIC.

A BOTTLE OF NEAT AND NATURAL HAIR TONIC.

A BUCK'S ANOTHER.

A CHILDREN'S RECORD ALBUM?

A CHOP HERE, A KICK THERE.

A COUPLE MINUTES MORE IN THERE AND I COULD'VE SUFFOCATED. SEE?

A COUPLE OF EXTRA PACKAGES OF RICE, ALICE.

A COUPLE OF IDEAS THAT I HAVE HERE. HUH?

A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO.

A DEFINITE WAR IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.

A DOUBLE DATE? WITH A GIRL AND EVERYTHING?

A DOUBLE.

A FAVOR OF MR. BRADY?

A FINK.

A FLAVOR FAVOR.

A FOOTBALL GAME ONLY LASTS 60 MINUTES.

A FRIENDLY ENEMY.

A GIRL CAN SPEND AS MUCH TIME IN THE BATHROOM AS SHE LIKES.

A GOAT?

A GOAT.

A GOOD IDEA, DARLING.

A GOOD PIZZA PLACE OR NOT.

A GUY CAN'T GET ANY SLEEP AROUND HERE.

A JINX?

A LEGEND IN YOUR OWN TIME. WHAT A GREAT NEW IMAGE!

A MONUMENT TO ITS BENEFACTOR.

A PRESENT?

A PRETTY FANCY MEAL FOR MR. AND MRS. MATHEWS.

A PUT ON, EH?

A RASH? FROM WHAT?

A REAL, LIVE UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT!

A REALLY BIG FAVOR?

A RECORD ALBUM.

A SALESMAN'S A PEDDLER. NOW SCRAM. HEY!

A SET OF FIRST EDITION BOOKS THAT COST $200.

A SPECIAL ON LAMB CHOPS? HOW MUCH?

A SUCKER BET.

A SURPRISE PARTY, HUH?

A TALENT SCOUT? SHIRLEY TEMPLE?

A WHAT?

A WHITE T SHIRT AND BLUE JEANS. OK?

AAGH! CINDY. CINDY, CAN YOU GRAB THE 2 BOTTOM ONES? BOTTOM ONES...

ABOUT DWAYNE AND STEVE

ABOUT DWAYNE AND STEVIE.

ABOUT GOING TO THE MOVIE STUDIO.

ABOUT JOE NAMATH?

ABOUT LOW COST HOUSING, DIDN'T YOU?

ABOUT MARCIA'S PROBLEM.

ABOUT ME IN HER DIARY. OK.

ABOUT ME, MAYBE?

ABOUT OUR BET.

ABOUT SAM, THE BUTCHER.

ABOUT THAT NEAT AND NATURAL HAIR TONIC COMPANY.

ABOUT THE AUDIENCE IN THEIR UNDERWEAR?

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT WHAT? ROUTINE SPIES?

ABOUT, UH, ABOUT... AH!

ABSOLUTELY LOVES, AND THAT HE CAN REALLY USE.

ACCORDING TO THE LAWS OF HEREDITY, SHE COULD LOOK LIKE...

ACROSS THE TABLE, AND INTO THE SIDE POCKET.

ADIOS, JOHNNY BRAVO.

ADOPT ANOTHER KID?

ADVANCED TO THE FINALS IN THE BOWLING TOURNAMENT.

AFRAID NOT. BRADY PACKAGE.

AFTER ALL, THE BATHROOM IS CONNECTED TO THE BEDROOM

AFTER ALL, THOSE PLANS YOU DREW UP FOR THE WHITLEY PROJECT,

AFTER MAKING ALL THAT MONEY BABY SITTING FOR HER FOLKS.

AFTER THOSE TALKS WITH YOU AND MIKE...

AFTER TOMORROW, HE'S OUR SON.

AFTER WE PAINTED OUR BEDROOM.

AFTER WHAT I PULLED OFF TONIGHT, I'M READY TO SOLO.

AFTER WORKING ALL WEEK, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DO MY HOMEWORK

AFTER YOU MAKE THAT SPEECH, HOW ABOUT BEING MY DATE AT THE DANCE?

AFTER YOU'VE POLISHED MY SHOES, MADE MY BED,

AH AH AH, YOU HAD YOUR DINNER.

AH, AH, AH!

AH, BEAT ME HOME, HUH?

AH, BUENAS NOCHES SENOR CALDERON Y SENORA.

AH, BUT YES, THERE IS.

AH, MY FAIR QUEEN.

AH, MY QUEEN,

AH, POOR THING. TOO BAD SHE'S A LOSER.

AH, THAT'S ONE RERUN I'M REALLY GONNA ENJOY. YUP.

AH, WELL, JUST CHALK IT UP TO EXPERIENCE.

AH, YEAH. OH! ARE YOU IN LUCK!

AH, YES!

AH.

AH. SEE? HE'S ALL TALK, ALICE.

AH. WELL, IT'S OFF TO SEE OUR AGENT. OH, GOOD LUCK.

AH...

AHA!

AHA.

AHEM. YES, YES, YES.

AIN'T SHE OUTTA SIGHT?

ALBUM LINERS, BILLBOARDS...

ALERT THE AIR DEFENSE COMMAND IMMEDIATELY.

ALICE AND I

ALICE AND I WILL EAT OUR SHARE.

ALICE AND SAM ARE ELOPING.

ALICE AND SAM?

ALICE AND SAM.

ALICE ASKED US TO STOP BY AFTER SCHOOL

ALICE HAS TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.

ALICE IS REALLY SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING.

ALICE MEANS A GREAT DEAL TO US.

ALICE NELSON, THIS IS MRS. HARRIS.

ALICE OPENS THE DOOR AND SKYROCKETS GO OFF.

ALICE WAS TELLIN' US THAT YOU WERE IN THE ARMY.

ALICE,

ALICE, ALICE!

ALICE, CONGRATULATIONS! THAT'S WONDERFUL.

ALICE, COULD YOU GET US SOME TEA, PLEASE?

ALICE, DID I GET A PHONE CALL FROM A GUY NAMED RICHIE?

ALICE, HERE'S A NOTE.

ALICE, HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK ABOUT IT?

ALICE, I THINK IT'S FANTASTIC

ALICE, I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BIG SECRET. WILL YOU SHUSH?

ALICE, I'M DYING TO KNOW WHAT'S INSIDE.

ALICE, I'M SORRY. WE THOUGHT...

ALICE, IS BOBBY THERE?

ALICE, LOOK, THERE REALLY IS SOMETHING ON THAT FILM. LOOK, RIGHT THERE.

ALICE, LOOK, WE'RE NOT JUST DESTINED FOR GROUND ROUND.

ALICE, MR. BRADY IS FAMISHED.

ALICE, MY HUSBAND HAS JUST PAID ME A VERY BIG COMPLIMENT.

ALICE, NOW, YOU JUST RELAX. WE'LL KEEP THE HOUSE NEAT AND TIDY.

ALICE, OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE SATURDAY NIGHT OFF.

ALICE, SAY NO MORE.

ALICE, THANK YOU.

ALICE, THAT IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.

ALICE, THAT WAS THE BEST BALL GAME I'VE EVER SEEN.

ALICE, THIS IS VERY SWEET OF YOU.

ALICE, UH, IF YOU'RE THINKING OF THE WEDDING MARCH,

ALICE, WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER ABOUT YOUR BOWLING DATE.

ALICE, WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.

ALICE, WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT BOWLING.

ALICE, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT?

ALICE, WHAT WILL THE CHILDREN THINK?

ALICE, WHAT'S FOR DESSERT?

ALICE, WILL YOU PLEASE MAKE IT QUICK?

ALICE, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET.

ALICE, YOU CERTAINLY FEED US WELL.

ALICE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND ANYMORE.

ALICE, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE...

ALICE!

ALICE! HI, MRS. BRADY.

ALICE?

ALICE?

ALICE?

ALICE? HMM?

ALICE.

ALICE.

ALICE. I NOT ONLY INSIST, I DEMAND TO KNOW.

ALL 6 OF US GET AN OUTFIT LIKE THIS?

ALL BY YOURSELF?

ALL CLEAR OF BOYS.

ALL CLEAR, COME ON.

ALL I DID WAS OPEN THE DOOR.

ALL I'M INTERESTED IN IS A DESIGN

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, WHO'S THE NEXT VICTIM, HUH?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WHY WOULD BOBBY SAY IT IF HE DIDN'T SEE IT?

ALL RIGHT, GENTLY.

ALL RIGHT, MARCIA, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, MISS BRADY, YOU CAN START THE CAR NOW.

ALL RIGHT, NOW, IT STARTS WITH A SOFT SHOE STEP.

ALL RIGHT, NOW, WHICH ONE IS WHICH?

ALL RIGHT, READY?

ALL RIGHT, SELMA. SO LONG.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.

ALL RIGHT, THEN YOU HAVE NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT.

ALL RIGHT, WE'LL ALLOW ABOUT, UH, 4 POUNDS FOR CLOTHES.

ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO KIDS, COOL IT.

ALL RIGHT!

ALL RIGHT!

ALL RIGHT!

ALL RIGHT! HEY!

ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL SET, MISS BRADY?

ALL THE GUYS ARE EXPECTING TO MEET ME UP THERE.

ALL THE GUYS WERE BRAGGIN' ABOUT KNOWING SUPERSTARS.

ALL THE MONEY I SPENT PREPARING ALL THIS GLUCK.

ALL THE NERVE OUT OF A GUY.

ALL THE PROBLEMS YOU COULD HAVE CAUSED

ALL THE WAY TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE FOR A CHECKUP.

ALL THESE? UH HUH.

ALL YOU BOYS THINK ABOUT IS FOOTBALL.

ALL'S QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONTS.

ALSO, ANYBODY WHO THINKS THAT BOWLING BALLS MAKE A ROTTEN WEDDING GIFT

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR EYE ON HIS BELT BUCKLE.

AM GONNA BE BOBBY BRADY'S SLAVE FOR LIFE.

AN ADOPTED CHILD.

AN APPLE, 2 CRACKERS AND A LITTLE PIECE OF CHEESE?

AN ELECTRIC POPCORN POPPER.

AN F.B.I. MAN WAS HERE? IN THIS HOUSE?

AN IMPORTANT CLIENT?

AN INCH AND A HALF? RIGHT.

AN INCH AND A HALF.

AN OLDER FEMALE WHAT?

AND 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET TO GO ON YOUR LONG WEEKEND OR TAKE YOUR 2ND HONEYMOON.

AND "DID" MEANS, UH, DID.

AND 2,

AND 2, YOU DON'T TRY TO BE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT.

AND 3...

AND A BASEBALL PLAYER,

AND A BRADY NEVER GOES BACK ON HIS PROMISE. RIGHT, JAN?

AND A CARLOAD OF THAT HAIR TONIC...

AND A COWBOY, AND AN ASTRONAUT.

AND A FIREMAN,

AND A LITTLE BIT OF HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.

AND A TWITCHY LITTLE NOSE.

AND ABOUT A HALF A DOZEN DWARFS.

AND ACTION.

AND ALICE IS THE PERSON TO ASK.

AND ALL I'M QUALIFIED TO DO IS FILL OUT JOB APPLICATIONS.

AND ALL THE OTHER KIDS AT THE HOME.

AND ALSO, THAT I, PETER BRADY,

AND AN EMPLOYER HAS TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BEST WORKERS, RIGHT?

AND ANY OTHER ORGANIZATION.

AND ANYTHING ELSE IS TRIVIA.

AND ARCHITECTS BUILD THINGS

AND ARTHUR KEPT HIS DATE WITH PAMELA IN THE SECOND PLACE.

AND AS FOR YOU, YOUNG MAN. YES, SIR?

AND AS LONG AS I'M HERE, WHY DON'T WE GO THROW A FEW PASSES TOGETHER?

AND AS MUCH EDUCATION AS HE IS CAPABLE OF.

AND BE CAREFUL WITH THESE. THEY'RE SUEDE.

AND BE GIVEN A NEW CHANCE AT LIFE.

AND BECAUSE HE WAS GOING TO BE OUT OF TOWN.

AND BESIDES YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT US BUTTING IN

AND BESIDES, I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT AN ELEPHANT.

AND BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER.