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Ah, you're creeping me out.
Ah, you're creeping me out.
Bacon.
Bacon.
Can you really do that?
Can you really do that?
God baby, your back is so toned.
God baby, your back is so toned.
Hag.
Hag.
Hello, father.
Hello, father.
Hello, father.
Hello, father.
Hello.
Hello.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just thought you got like a boner in gym class or something.
I just thought you got like a boner in gym class or something.
I was nearly attacked by a sexed, crazed mountain man because of you.
I was nearly attacked by a sexed, crazed mountain man because of you.
I'd let you give me a mole every hole.
I'd let you give me a mole every hole.
I'm dumping you.
I'm dumping you.
I'm Haley.
I'm Haley.
I've done things.
I've done things.
It's never going to happen. Ever.
It's never going to happen. Ever.
It's over.
It's over.
Kevin Bacon.
Kevin Bacon.
Later.
Later.
Look, just go away. It's never gonna happen. Ever.
Look, just go away. It's never gonna happen. Ever.
Lover.
Lover.
Muscle lengua. Muscle lengua.
Muscle lengua. Muscle lengua.
No.
No.
Not really.
Not really.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Ohh nothing.
Ohh nothing.
Ohh please.
Ohh please.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK.
OK.
Overweight people have it hard enough being disgusting without you making fun of them.
Overweight people have it hard enough being disgusting without you making fun of them.
Professor.
Professor.
Really.
Really.
Roger.
Roger.
Row thaga.
Row thaga.
Sounds great.
Sounds great.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That means more tongue.
That means more tongue.
That's the most intimate thing a white woman can give a Mexican man.
That's the most intimate thing a white woman can give a Mexican man.
That's very touching.
That's very touching.
There's so much I want to ask you.
There's so much I want to ask you.
These big strong hands, they make me feel so safe.
These big strong hands, they make me feel so safe.
This is insane.
This is insane.
This is outrageous.
This is outrageous.
Unless you want to make it a little more interesting.
Unless you want to make it a little more interesting.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you guys talking about?
What are you guys talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What the hell is the matter with you?
What the hell is the matter with you?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't know anything except QVC return policies.
You don't know anything except QVC return policies.
You got it, lover.
You got it, lover.
You got me. I guess you were right. I'm just a lost cause.
You got me. I guess you were right. I'm just a lost cause.
You know what? I'm out of here.
You know what? I'm out of here.
You want to get some pizza?
You want to get some pizza?
You're an uneducated alcoholic.
You're an uneducated alcoholic.
You're clingy and you're smothering me and it's over.
You're clingy and you're smothering me and it's over.
You're such a hypocrite.
You're such a hypocrite.