Bring It On (2000) Edit

A cheerleader.

A choreographer?

A problem?

A real captain would've seen what I saw, a big dykey loser.

Aaron called us last night.

Aaron is not gay.

Aaron?

About what?

Advanced Chem, first period.

Advanced Chem. Yikes.

Afternoon practices will have to be twice as long.

Ah, ladies.

Ah, yeah

Ah! Cheer crisis.

All of our instincts.

All right, all right! I'm ready to make a fool of myself.

All right, let's do this.

All right, now let's do this, Clovers.

All right, that's it! Get out of the car!

All right!

All right.

All right.

All righty.

All the new seniors had to do a dare.

All we know is Toros rock

And Courtney and Whitney, dyke adelic?

And do I really have to wear those little underwear things?

And drop it in front of the entire camp.

And eager to see what some of the other squads have come up with.

And ever since I handed the reins over to you,

And fat people don't go as high.

And having tryouts.

And I don't want you to worry at all, because I'm a quick healer.

And I know that your new captain will keep the tradition alive.

And I know we can bounce back from this.

And I see you guys are wearing red.

And I suppose we can't disqualify you on those grounds alone.

And I wanted you to know that I broke up with him.

And I'm not resigning as captain either.

And I'm trying to make it right.

And if it helps,

And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass.

And in second place, and this was a tough decision,

And it can never, ever touch the ground.

And many think I'm vile

And now she's number one

And now, Brandi, would you do the honors?

And now, from San Diego, California,

And now, making their first appearance

And now, the winners of this year's

And now, without further ado let's hear it

And one girl had to win

And practice and stuff. What's up?

And regardless of all the politics and the doubts,

And rock the CK off your panties, yeah

And since the football team sucks no matter how hard we cheer,

And so, in third place, from New Pope High School,

And the crap,

And there's nothing wrong with that.

And these are gold.

And they found out about it.

And UCA president, Mr. Johnny Garrison.

And we just love seeing them on ESPN.

And we win national championships.

And we've got less than three weeks till Nationals.

And what do they want?

And what the hell was that about?

And why is that?

And with 4:50 left in the third quarter...

And you flow and you...

And you.

And you're just what I need

And you're just what I need

And you're just what I need

And you're still jealous of my score.

Any sport that combines gymnastics, dance and short skirts is okay by me.

Anyway you want to do it I'll take it like a man

Apparently he's been peddling this same routine up and down the California coast.

Apparently, Carver gets home schooling for the next three months.

Are you into my brother?

Are you okay?

Are you trying to tell me you speak fag?

As defending champions, you are guaranteed a bid to Florida,

As I was watching that last routine.

At Cal State Dominguez Hills.

At least they win shit occasionally. Oh, man, is that the best you got?

At the UCA California Regionals, the East Compton Clovers!

Audience, the East Compton Clovers!

Aw, I didn't need to hear that. I didn't.

Awesome, oh, wow! Like, totally freak me out!

Aye, aye, Captain!

Aye, aye, Captain!

Back handspring, full twisting lay out.

Back handspring, step out, round off,

Be aggressive.

Be, be aggressive.

Because in cheerleading, we throw people in the air,

Because they're gonna do their routine at Regionals.

Because we're such fine athletes.

Because you're a sad ass liar.

Before it gets so big it forms its own Web site.

Before school, in between classes and after school.

Before we start, I'm gonna... I'm... Freakin' A. That one freakin'...

Being as prepared as they can be and just hoping for the best.

Besides, Missy looks like an uber dyke.

Big Red didn't exactly let any of us help with the routines, Torrance.

Big Red has no feelings.

Big Red ran the show, man.

Big Red totally screwed us!

Bite me.

Both of you can be replaced.

Bring it on, baby!

Bring on the tyros, the neophytes and the dilettanti.

Broncos!

But here's the thing. It's gonna cost us $2,000.

But I love your pom poms

But I still care about you as much as I ever did. You know that, right?

But I'll tell you, they'll probably say no.

But if we can do it, if we can pull this off,

But it beats the hell out of a shattered skull.

But it beats the hell out of a shattered skull. Think about it.

But know that we'll be watching you.

But next year, it'll be you and me reunited

But no one's been able to see what we can do.

But now I pass the torch

But since there's no precedent for this,

But that's not all.

But the real Cinderella story here, of course,

But we have to see everyone.

But we're the ones who are down with it

But you're not my sister, are you?

By sundown, only one squad

Bye bye!

Bye bye.

Bye, Tor.

Bye! Be back later!

Bye.

Call me Big Red

Call this guy. His name is Sparky Polastri.

Can call themselves UCA National Champions 2000.

Can I talk to you?

Can she yell?

Can we expect the same this year?

Can we just beat these buffys down so I can go home?

Can't mack on you in front of the parentals.

Can't stand your cheerleading squad

Carver will strictly be cheering in Special Olympics until March.

Carver, can you cradle out?

Carver!

Carver!

Carver!

Changing the routine now would be total murder suicide.

Check out the hooters!

Cheer, Tor. Okay?

Cheering for them is just plain mean.

Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded.

Cheerleading championship, you know is yours.

Clean it off.

Cliff, shut up. What do you want?

Cliff.

Cliff...

Colorado Springs, Colorado!

Come on, come on. Let's get back to work!

Come on, Defense, work!

Come on, Defense, work!

Come on, Defense, work!

Come on, Defense, work!

Come on, Defense, work!

Come on, Defense, work!

Come on, guys, let's do it!

Come on, guys! Let's be different for once.

Come on, guys! Touchdown! Let's go, yeah!

Come on, man. You guys suck. Let's do this.

Come on, Tor, you need a new routine.

Come on, Tor.

Come on, Toros!

Come on, Toros!

Come on, Toros! Whoo!

Come on!

Come on! Let's hear it!

Come on! Let's hear it! Come on!

Come on! The spirit fingers are great!

Come on.

Come on. It's me. Hey, Torrance!

Come on. Yeah!

Congratulations, Clovers. Let's hear it!

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise

Count me in.

Courtney, I'm the captain.

Courtney, this is not a democracy. It's a "cheerocracy."

Courtney'll get captain.

Cutter, I'm gonna kick your ass, you evil whore!

Darcy thinks she should get captain 'cause her dad pays for everything.

Darcy, honey, you should stop eating.

Defending champs, the Toros,

Did it.

Did that just happen?

Did they still do the loser sneeze in Kentucky?

Did we bring those?

Did you come up here just to tell me that?

Didn't we just see this routine?

Do I look like a milkmaid?

Do it.

Do the right thing, Dad!

Do we get paid for this?

Do what?

Do you believe in curses?

Do you know what this means?

Do your thing, Isis!

Does not mean we're gonna be super hard on you.

Does the name Sparky Polastri mean anything to you?

Don't be shy, ladies. Donations are always welcome.

Don't be so naive, Torrance.

Don't be stupid.

Don't break my heart, Mickey

Don't jinx me.

Don't let them.

Don't penalize everyone for my bad judgment.

Don't punish the squad for Big Red's mistake.

Don't smile.

Don't speak. Don't think.

Don't tell me Carver can cut school

Don't worry. We'll send you a postcard from Nationals.

Don't you guys worry about me. It's just a scratch.

Don't you mean a stolen routine?

Done.

Dorm rooms.

Dude, it's Darcy

Dude, watch out for the camera.

East Compton Clovers, you're up!

East Compton isn't on it.

Editor of Cheer Fashion magazine, Ms. Brandi Tattersol,

Enough!

Especially with him.

ESPN cameras all around,

Even mime.

Every night you still Leave me all alone, Mickey

Every time you move I let a little more show

Everybody comes to see you ladies, anyway.

Everybody uses everybody else's material.

Everyone, Torrance is not to be harmed.

Everyone, we have a new student

Everyone's already agreed to it.

Excuse me!

Excuse me. Where'd you park your Harley?

Fag!

Feels like first.

Fifty squads from 50 high schools across the nation

Final score. Cougars 42, Toros nothing.

Fine.

Five, six, seven, eight! And one! Stick it!

Five, six, seven, eight! Kick one.

Flag on the play, it's called against...

For real. Get in.

For the five time National Cheerleading Champions,

Forget about all those faces out there

Forget it. My brother's an idiot.

Fourteen nothing.

From East Compton, California, the Clovers!

From swing dance,

From the Toros over the last few years is a highly original routine.

Front handspring, step out, round off,

Gee, now I'm confused.

Gee, thanks.

Get lost, freak, or I'm gonna tell all your friends

Get off me!

Get out of here!

Get real.

Give me that!

Giving it a little buff job. That's good.

Go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Kick one!

Go, Clovers, go, Clovers Go, go, go, Clovers

Go, team...

Go, Toros, go, Toros Go, go, go, Toros

Go, Toros!

Go, Toros!

Go, Toros!

Go, Toros!

Go, Toros!

Go, Toros!

Go! Go! Come on!

God, I can't believe you'd do that to Aaron.

God, it's like, every time we get some, here y'all come, trying to steal it,

Goes to Hades!

Good general tone and musculature.

Good job! Whoo!

Good luck at school.

Good night.

Great.

Great.

Guess what? Guess what?

Guys wanna touch my chest

Guys, come on.

Guys, we got this.

Guys?

Ha ha! Stop being counterproductive, all right?

Hand over your 15 bucks or get out of here.

Hanging out with the air heads has really sharpened your verbal skills, huh?

Happy?

Have him call Torrance. It's urgent.

He didn't believe in me.

He says we should hire a choreographer.

He should use some of that money to buy her a clue.

He told us you're turning the squad over to us.

He'll need three or four days to teach us the routine.

He's just busy!

He's my boyfriend.

He's not here. He's, uh... He's not here. Bye.

Hearing Torrance's point of view.

Hello! Get a wheelchair!

Hello! Some of us have not spent the entire summer working out.

Hello.

Hello. Hello?

Here we go, girls.

Here.

Here. I got my dad's company to sponsor you guys.

Here's the number. It's 555 7219.

Hey, babe. Are you in a giving mood?

Hey, Big Red's a bitch.

Hey, can I help?

Hey, fags.

Hey, good luck out there.

Hey, hey, hey, it's not totally her fault. I was the one that hooked up...

Hey, hey, Mr. and Mrs. S.

Hey, hey, remember, when you get captain, act surprised, okay?

Hey, I have to tell you something.

Hey, I have to tell you something.

Hey, I really gotta beat traffic.

Hey, I recognize these.

Hey, I'll see you around?

Hey, ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?

Hey, let them deal with the politics.

Hey, Mickey

Hey, Mickey

Hey, Mickey Hey, Mickey

Hey, Mickey Hey, Mickey

Hey, Mickey Hey, Mickey

Hey, practice isn't over yet.

Hey, that's all right, that's okay

Hey, this is Cliff. Leave a message after the...

Hey, this is the living room. It's public domain.

Hey, Tor. Tor. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hey, Toros That's right

Hey, Torrance, uh, it's me, Cliff.

Hey, Torrance. Come here a sec.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Pauletta.

Hi, Torrance.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. May I please speak to Sparky Polastri?

Hi. You, yes.

High school divisions, please check the signs.

Hmm.

How about it, girls?

How about something that actually requires neurons?

How are East Compton gonna prove anything?

How are you gonna give a proper score if you're not looking,

How do you even know her?

How many cheers do we actually have to memorize?

How vintage.

Hundreds of people in the crowds cheering.

I am not crazy,

I am not crazy,

I am only cheerleading.

I bet this is good.

I can't be late for orientation.

I can't believe you guys.

I can't help it if my digits slip occasionally.

I cannot believe she did this.

I could make a killing selling something like Diet Prozac.

I couldn't have done it alone.

I define best as competing against the best there is out there and beating them.

I did not sign on for spirit fingers.

I did what I had to do to win at Nationals,

I didn't say that.

I dominate this school

I don't believe in curses anymore.

I don't believe in osmosis.

I don't know if you can imagine...

I don't know what I want.

I don't know what's scarier, neurotic cheerleaders or the pressure to win.

I don't know why we writing to some talk show host.

I don't mean to laugh, but cheerleading urban legends?

I don't think so.

I don't think they got the memo about the loser sneeze.

I don't want it now.

I feel awful. It's depraved.

I get what you're saying, Missy, but there's no time.

I got bored during fourth period.

I got the door, Tor.

I got the door, Tor.

I guess that's it.

I handpicked the squad, I delivered an idiot proof routine.

I just wanna see you happy.

I just want to say, captain to captain,

I know I'll get my way

I know you can.

I know you didn't think a white girl made that shit up.

I listened to your tape. I loved it.

I mean monster screwed us!

I mean, hi. I'm...

I mean, I knew I'd seen those routines before.

I mean, I plead temporary insanity.

I mean, those East Compton girls wanted to grill our asses.

I mean, we were humiliated on our own turf.

I mean, we were just flying ignorami, for sobbing out loud.

I mean, what is that, from like the 1900s?

I never do.

I promise, you guys. I'm gonna be there for you.

I put this to the entire squad.

I realize that, and normally

I remember back when I cheered at my school in Detroit.

I said brrr It's cold in here

I said brrr It's cold in here

I said brrr It's cold in here

I said oh ee, oh ee, oh Ice, ice, ice

I said oh ee, oh ee, oh Ice, ice, ice

I said there must be some Toros in the atmosphere

I sizzle, I scorch

I still say we use the routine we have.

I swear I had no idea.

I swear I'm not a whore

I talked to her. She's cool with this.

I think I'm cursed.

I thought I had.

I totally blew it with Cliff.

I transferred from Los Angeles

I wanna feel like somebody's gonna snap their neck!

I want to say you don't have to lose a pound.

I want you on the squad.

I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it?

I was upset that night. Aaron gave me a ride home.

I went out on a limb for you, and you just bail?

I wouldn't just now.

I wrote something for you, so here it is.

I...

I'd bring you flowers everyday

I'd feed you bonbons all night

I'd love to.

I'd say that's strike two.

I'll be back to practice tomorrow,

I'll be the experienced sophomore,

I'll bet you do.

I'll bring it. Don't worry.

I'll take Famous Losers for 200, Alex.

I'm a choreographer.

I'm Big Bad Carver, yeah

I'm bitching, great hair

I'm captain, and I guarantee you we'll make it to Nationals.

I'm cursed.

I'm fine, really.

I'm gonna kick your ass!

I'm just trying to do the right thing here.

I'm major, I roar

I'm not about stealing.

I'm not nervous.

I'm not saying it's gonna be easy.

I'm on curfew, girl.

I'm on the phone, creep.

I'm on the phone, creep.

I'm pretty sure the loser sneeze is officially dead.

I'm pretty, I'm cool

I'm pulling rank, and you can fall in line or not.

I'm really stoked.

I'm rocking, I smile

I'm sexy, I'm cute

I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you.

I'm sorry, guys. I gotta run.

I'm sorry. I just broke up with my boyfriend.

I'm standing here with five time national returning champions,

I'm still Big Red

I'm strong and I'm loud

I'm super busy. I'm working on this project...

I'm T T T Torrance

I'm talking about a tournament.

I'm Tim.

I'm totally cool. I'm so ready.

I'm wanted, I'm hot

I'm Wh Wh Whitney

I've just gotten so bogged down in all this crap.

If any of you step outside that ugly blue carpet, you are dead.

If I made any mistake as a squad leader,

If she's the best, Jamie's got it.

If we don't do the routine, we've got nothing else.

If we have to start over, I quit.

If we're gonna be the best, we have to have the best.

If you have a lab partner already, I'm screwed.

If you take an extra lab or language course or something.

If you're not here, your division will be...

If your head is down during a move?

In New Pope, Mississippi, the New Pope Cavaliers!

In our gym, just doing our thing.

In second place, from San Diego, California, the Rancho Carne Toros!

In your locker I would hide

Is her drug dependency gonna be a problem?

Is that so hard to believe?

Is that so hard to believe?

Is the Clovers of East Compton, California.

Is this a bad time?

Isn't that Sparky?

Isn't this the audition for Pippin?

It just kills you that I'm not an honor student.

It was announcing you as my successor.

It was just a good night kiss. It meant nothing.

It was my choice to hire Sparky, not theirs.

It wasn't borrowing cheers,

It's a British punk band, circa 1977 to 1983 ish.

It's been a rough transition, for both of us.

It's boom, boom...

It's college, Tor. I'm really stoked, you know?

It's Costa Mesa 34, Toros nothing.

It's gonna be hard without you two.

It's gonna be hard work.

It's gotta be kinda rough on them.

It's guys like you, Mickey

It's guys like you, Mickey

It's just that maybe...

It's just that...

It's like this unwritten rule or something.

It's like we begging for charity or something.

It's nice to meet you.

It's not brown nosing.

It's not charity. Pauletta Patton's from our neighborhood.

It's not good for you.

It's not my fault you're in love

It's not that much money, Mr. Level Playing Field.

It's only cheerleading.

It's simply frowned upon.

It's so unfair. The first inter city squad

It's time to get busy!

It's too risky.

It's true.

Jackass.

Jan!

Jan's got spirit, how about you?

Jenelope, let's go.

Just because she broke her leg in three places.

Just call me Kasey

Just hire a professional choreographer.

Just testicles.

Just to roll you in the hay

Just tongue.

Just wanted to come by and see you.

Justin, go away.

Justin!

Kasey did a massive e mail last night. Misspelled "leg."

Kasey's popping zits again.

Keep that Trojan spirit up!

Kiss my ass, Aaron! It's over!

Kiss my ass, Aaron! It's over!

Knock them down roll them around

Knock them down roll them around

Knock them down roll them around

Knock them down roll them around

Knock them down roll them around

Knowing how your whole world is based on one big, old fat lie.

Knows his shit, all right?

Ladies and gentlemen, our five finalist teams have taken the stage,

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome,

Lava, please stop teaching her these big words before she choke on one.

Leading the squad this year is senior Torrance Shipman.

Les, tell me you have Advanced Chem first period.

Let it go.

Let me go. I just wanna get out of here.

Let me try that again. That was terrible.

Let's cut the crap and pick somebody now.

Let's go, Toros!

Let's go, Toros!

Let's go, Toros!

Let's go!

Let's hear it for 'em.

Let's hear it for all of our squads!

Let's hear it for the defending champions, the Rancho Carne Toros!

Let's hear it for the East Compton Clovers!

Let's not put the "duh" in "dumb."

Listen and learn.

Listen, Missy, our cheers are 100% original.

Listen, we're lucky he's even doing this for us.

Lock your doors. Bolt your windows.

Look, Cliff, I can explain.

Look, I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a shit.

Look, I know I've screwed up royally as captain,

Look, I'm just saying that college might be less of a shock

Look, I'm serious. We have to get her.

Look, I'm trying to be strong for my squad, okay?

Look, just think of it as collaboration.

Look, me and my squad made it to the big show without any of your help.

Look, Mom. Her head is spinning off into another dimension.

Look, my very own spirit stick.

Look, the truth is I was a real leader, okay?

Look, there's no need for that.

Look, we're gymnasts, too, except no beam, no bars, no vault.

Look. Do us all a favor and get over yourself and tell her how you feel.

Look. I know I haven't always been there for you,

Looking good. Shaking the booty.

Looks like it.

Loser!

Loser!

Loser!

Losers.

Making money from guys ogling my goodies.

Male cheerleaders. Enough said.

Malignant this, tool.

Man, my stomach is killing me!

Maybe a laurel's a good place to rest.

Maybe I can get 500.

Maybe I should.

Maybe we should join the squad.

Maybe you should consider letting Courtney and Whitney take over the squad.

Maybe.

Miss Red snaked our routines from the East Compton Clovers.

Missy is bank.

Missy, is it?

Missy, what the hell are you doing?

Missy's the poo. So take a big whiff.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. Bye, baby.

Mmm. Trust me. You're gonna get it.

My entire cheerleading career has been a lie.

My God, too.

My sister. Mmm.

National High School Cheerleading Championships,

Nationals are February 10th.

News flash! Look around. We are in Hades!

Next up, the Fighting Beavers of San Bernardino.

Nice recruit, Torrance.

Nice.

Night.

No one will miss Big Red, Tor. She puts the "itch" in "bitch."

No way jumping up and down, screaming, "Go, team, go!" is gonna satisfy me.

No way.

No, better I choke you, Lafred.

No, I mean it!

No, I never cheered, but I know what you're going through.

No, it's okay. The spirit stick doesn't lose anything.

No, just try not to think about the stakes, okay?

No, no, don't punish the squad.

No, she's a little kid.

No, that was shitty. I hated that one.

No! Those are your priorities! Mine are just fine.

No.

No.

No. I have a boyfriend.

No. It's cool.

No. Thank God.

No. They had, uh, guns and homemade bombs.

Nobody does that anymore. I don't think anybody does.

Not completely, but it'll help.

Not enough makeup. What's with the skin?

Not everything works as it seems

Not everything works as it seems

Not now.

Nothing hits the floor. We stick it. Hands in.

Nothing, I just thought that it was interesting

Now back to Paulette!

Now cut that in half. This is called a diet. Everyone start one today.

Now we finally have a chance to truly be original,

Now we're talking.

Now who's with me?

Now, I'm surrounded by them, and let's face it,

Now, ladies and gentlemen,

Nuh uh. Slip? Where?

Number one! Yeah!

Obviously your Toros aren't the only squad with this particular routine.

Of course, I didn't know, but you gotta calm down.

Of Mesa Cucamonga!

Oh ee, oh ee, oh Ice, ice, ice

Oh ee, oh ee, oh Ice, ice, ice

Oh, Aaron, come to one last practice?

Oh, and do I have to provide my own uniform?

Oh, baby!

Oh, but you better believe all that's gonna change this year.

Oh, come on, Missy. Don't make him say it.

Oh, come on. Both of you sucked before she whipped you into shape.

Oh, don't even worry about it. I got all afternoon.

Oh, don't play dumb. We're better at it than you.

Oh, fluently.

Oh, God, will you lay off with that?

Oh, I would.

Oh, it's bad, Aaron.

Oh, kiss my ass, Jan.

Oh, live with it.

Oh, look, it's Aaron.

Oh, Mickey, what a pity You don't understand

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine

Oh, Mickey, you're so pretty Can't you understand?

Oh, Mickey, you're so pretty Can't you understand?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, no, but wait.

Oh, no. Look who's here.

Oh, no. We're fine, thanks. Really. Stay in your vehicle.

Oh, right. It's guilt money.

Oh, so is your breath.

Oh, so is your breath.

Oh, so someone just made him become a cheerleader?

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that's attractive, Tor.

Oh, that's deep. I like that.

Oh, Torrance

Oh, uh, by the way, nice spirit fingers.

Oh, what you do, Mickey Do, Mickey

Oh, whipped? Is that what that was?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes, a very big problem.

Oh, you know what? She's right.

Oh, you mean like a football game?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Get out!

Oh! Hello, Aaron.

Oh! Tear.

Oh. I'm sorry.

Okay, before we start, I'm afraid we're gonna need to make sure

Okay, guys, let's go out there and do our best.

Okay, I will. Happy?

Okay, let's do this.

Okay, Listen up! I'd like to try a Wolf Wall.

Okay, now focus and don't be nervous.

Okay, okay! All right.

Okay, ready? One, two, down, up!

Okay, so I've never cheered before. So what?

Okay, then we only need 1500 more by Monday.

Okay, uh, any more questions?

Okay, what?

Okay. Let's do this.

On one person, I mean.

One individual mistake can cost a squad everything.

One of these days, man.

One of your calves is bigger than the other.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four!