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About how many days of the week do you suffer with irritation?
Agent number 1
Agent number 2
And about how long has this been going on for you now?
And your name is?
Are you married or anything?
Because it works
Chronic feminine discomfort 1
Chronic feminine discomfort 2
For quality purposes, this is clearly a prank call - disconnecting
Has this been affecting your love life at all?
Have you ever tired any other products without finding relief?
Healthcare professionals recommended for daily use
Hello 1
Hello 2
How's the weather in California right now?
I actually don't know your phone number
I am Ryan
I am very glad that you have called today
I can give you my agent number
I can only imagine how frustrating that must be for you 1
I can only imagine how frustrating that must be for you 2
I didn't call you, you called me
I didn't hear that, you're kinda breaking up a little bit
I have learned from a lot of woman about menopause
I live in Maine and you said you're California so
I work for the confidential order line 1
I work for the confidential order line 2
I'm from the good old state of Maine
I'm hearing some very odd screming in the background
I'm in Maine
I'm not allowed to give out my last name
I'm very sorry
I'm very sorry that you have been dealing with this
I'm very very sorry to hear that
In fact, ninety percent of the women in our study - love lives
Is everything, is everything okay over there?
It is very easy to use, non-greasy and fast absorbant
Just making sure there, okay
My life, I've been just working a lot - that's really all that's been going on
My mother lives in Maine just like I do
My name is Ryan
No 1
No 2
No 3
No 4
No, this is not Jesus
Now I do want to let you know - available without prescription
Now umm
Oh wow
Okay 1
Okay 2
Okay 3
Okay 4
Okay, okay
On a scare of one to ten, what would you say your pain is on a daily basis 1?
On a scare of one to ten, what would you say your pain is on a daily basis 2?
Plus we're including a free travel size along with your order just for calling
Right off the coast in lobster and snow country - very bad winter
Ryan Maurel
Sensitive gentital skin
So are you dealing with any vaginal discomfort?
So how many days of the week do you normally suffer with this?
So I'm going to be disconnecting the call
So what's your name?
So you've explained to me that the pain level is very high
Thank you for calling - Order line intro
The confidential order line
The properties of these components - sensitive genital skin
The seven secrets to restoring intamacy after menopause
There's no possible way you could be my mother
This could be caused by many different reasons
This is a formulated mix of soothing components
Vaginal discomfort
Way up in the northeast underneath Canada
We already went over this
We can still help you out with chronic feminine discomfort
We're trying to get you the help the you need for discomfort
Wha what's going on?
What now?
Where are you from?
Will you be paying by credit card today?
With our thirty day money back guarantee - shipping and processing
Yes 1
Yes 2
You said what now?
You said you have been dealing with vaginal discomfort for a long time now
You're definitely not my mother