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Home > Leslie Nielsen Soundboard
A hospital what is it it's a big building with patients but that's not important right now
All right now we know what we're up against
All right so it's impossible how long will it take
Automatic control
Look at the color of that sky yeah but i'll still take blue
Mr striker I know nothing about flying but there's one thing I do know you're the only one on this plane who can possibly fly it
Nice climate you have here high oxygen content
Oh that's all it's so easy for you isn't it there's no feelings no emotions you nothing human would ever enter your mind
So you took the brain boost huh
Surely there must be something you can do i'm doing everything I can and stop calling me shirley
Surely you can't be serious I am serious and don't call me shirley
We're all part monsters in our subconscious so we have laws and religion

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