Apu from The Simpsons Soundboard
The sound of a heavy wagon crashing into something fills the air, followed by a man's pained voice lamenting, "How I wish that runaway jerky wagon killed me instead of you." The weight of guilt and sorrow in his words is palpable, echoing through the empty streets of Springfield. A different tone of voice breaks through the silence, as a man defiantly declares, "The wife that I told her I had." There is a sense of betrayal and deception in his words, as if he has been living a lie for so long. But then, a sudden realization hits him, as he vehemently adds, "I do not have a wife!" The sound of his confession reverberates in the room, shattering any illusions and revealing the truth. A soft murmur in the background grows louder, as a group of men approach their old friend. They speak in hushed tones, trying to calm him down, but the fear in their voices is unmistakable. "Your old friend Abu is a lamb being led to this slaughter," one of them whispers, the sound barely audible. The sense of impending doom hangs heavy in the air, as the group braces themselves for the inevitable. Amidst the tension and unease, a sudden change in tone cuts through the atmosphere. A woman's voice rings out, filled with joy and excitement, exclaiming, "Oh, another grandchild!" The sound of her happiness is infectious, spreading like wildfire and engulfing everyone around her. It is a moment of celebration amidst the chaos, a brief respite from the darkness that surrounds them. As the situation escalates, a voice rises above the rest, clear and resolute. "Only the gods could stop this now," a man declares, his words echoing with a sense of finality. There is a sense of resignation in his tone, as if he has accepted his fate and is ready to face whatever comes next. The sound of his conviction lingers in the air, a somber reminder of the inevitability of destiny. You can play and download these sounds here.
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Apu from The Simpsons Soundboard

The sound of a heavy wagon crashing into something fills the air, followed by a man's pained voice lamenting, "How I wish that runaway jerky wagon killed me instead of you." The weight of guilt and sorrow in his words is palpable, echoing through the empty streets of Springfield.

A different tone of voice breaks through the silence, as a man defiantly declares, "The wife that I told her I had." There is a sense of betrayal and deception in his words, as if he has been living a lie for so long. But then, a sudden realization hits him, as he vehemently adds, "I do not have a wife!" The sound of his confession reverberates in the room, shattering any illusions and revealing the truth.

A soft murmur in the background grows louder, as a group of men approach their old friend. They speak in hushed tones, trying to calm him down, but the fear in their voices is unmistakable. "Your old friend Abu is a lamb being led to this slaughter," one of them whispers, the sound barely audible. The sense of impending doom hangs heavy in the air, as the group braces themselves for the inevitable.

Amidst the tension and unease, a sudden change in tone cuts through the atmosphere. A woman's voice rings out, filled with joy and excitement, exclaiming, "Oh, another grandchild!" The sound of her happiness is infectious, spreading like wildfire and engulfing everyone around her. It is a moment of celebration amidst the chaos, a brief respite from the darkness that surrounds them.

As the situation escalates, a voice rises above the rest, clear and resolute. "Only the gods could stop this now," a man declares, his words echoing with a sense of finality. There is a sense of resignation in his tone, as if he has accepted his fate and is ready to face whatever comes next. The sound of his conviction lingers in the air, a somber reminder of the inevitability of destiny.

You can play and download these sounds here.